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♪ GOTTA GET UP, GOTTA
GO, GET UP ♪TION
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:Television anchorman
,AND IN LOCAL NEWS
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POLICE REPORT FINDING 3 MEN
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LITERALLY STUCK TO THE CEILING
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OF A WAREHOUSE THEY
.WERE TRYING TO ROB
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BUT THE ADHESIVE
,WASN'T GLUE OR PASTE
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.IT WAS STATIC ELECTRICITY
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ACCORDING TO THE
,FRIGHTENED THIEVES
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THEY WERE CAUGHT BY
A YOUNG MASKED MAN
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WHO HAD MUTANT
ELECTROMAGNETIC POWERS
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".AND CALLED HIMSELF" STATIC
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!?MUTANT
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.THAT'S DEGRADING
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?YOU GOT A BETTER WORD
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.I KIND OF LIKE META-HUMAN
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.CATCHY
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,Anchorman: FOR A RELATED STORY
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WE GO LIVE TO
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.THANKS, JIM
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VICTIMS ARE STILL ARRIVING
HERE AT COUNTY GENERAL
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FOLLOWING THE GAS EXPLOSION
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THAT'S COME TO BE KNOWN
".AS" THE BIG BANG
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HERE IS JUST THE
.LATEST ARRIVAL
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[[MOANS
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,ACCORDING TO DOCTORS
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THIS YOUNG MAN'S
ROAD TO RECOVERY
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.COULD BE RATHER LONG
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POLICE SAY THERE
MAY BE HUNDREDS MORE
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OF THESE UNFORTUNATE
YOUNG PEOPLE
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.STILL ON THE STREETS
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!?HUNDREDS
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YO, "V," DID YOU HEAR TH
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?VIRGE
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[[MUSIC PLAYS
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.VIRGE? NOT NOW,
RICH .I'M VIBING
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?HUH
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.I'M A HUMAN CD PLAYER
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.EVEN GOT SURROUND SOUND
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!HEH HEH HEH. HEY
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.VIRGE. CIVILIAN AT 12:00
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?WHY THE LOOK, FRIEDA
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?THEY ALL OUT OF BRITNEY
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THERE'S THIS KID
.OVER IN THE CORNER
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IT... IT'S LIKE HE'S
.SICK OR SOMETHING
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[[MOANS
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THAT EXPLAINS WHERE
.THE BRITNEY CDs WENT
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!VIRGIL
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[[MOANING
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[[ROARS
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![GASPS] IT'S A BANG BABY
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!AAH
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!AAH! AAH
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[[SNARLING
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[[PEOPLE SCREAM
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.VIRGIL. THE TOUGH GUY
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.BAD TIMING, FRANCIS
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?WHAT'S THE RUSH
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.THAT. THAT'S WHAT THE RUSH IS
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.YOU SEE? A BANG BABY
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DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE
.SCARED OF A BABY
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ME? NO. I'M JUST RUNNING
,FOR THE EXERCISE
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BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO SHOW
.A LITTLE CONCERN HERE
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!UNH
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.STAY PUT
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.YOU STILL GOT BUSINESS WITH ME
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WITH WHAT'S LEFT
.OF YOU, YOU MEAN
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.OH. HE'S CERTIFIABLE
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WE KNEW THAT BACK
.IN SECOND GRADE
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[[SNARLING
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[[GROWLS
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[[WHIMPERS
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YOU'RE
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.YOU'RE A BANG BABY, TOO
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.FRESH BORN AND READY TO PLAY
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.EVEN GOT A NEW NAME. HOTSTREAK
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!AAH
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ONE CHARBROILED
.GEEK-KABOB COMING UP
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!UGH
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,YOU KNOW, FRIEDA
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YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN
.REAL COLD TO ME
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?HOW ABOUT WE CHANGE ALL THAT
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.S-STEP OFF, FRANCIS
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[[GASPS
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UHH... UHH
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GETTIN' WARM OUT
?HERE, ISN'T IT
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?SO, WHAT ABOUT IT, FRIEDA
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[UGH! [SIZZLES
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.THAT WASN'T NICE
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.Static: NEITHER IS THIS
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!YES
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TELL ME THAT DOESN'T GIVE
.CHEST PAIN " A NEW MEANING"
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?ARE YOU ALL RIGHT
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!YEAH, BUT... LOOK OUT
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[[SCREAMS
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!GRR
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!ARRR
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NEWTON'S LAWS ARE CATCHIN'
,UP WITH YOU, HOTSTREAK
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OR SHOULD I START ?
"CALLING YOU" BURNOUT
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.SEE, GRAVITY'S MY FRIEND NOW
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!AHH
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!WHOO-HOO
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[[GASPS
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IF YOU THINK THIS
,IS A STANDOFF
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.YOU'RE WRONG
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!AAH
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!UGH
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,I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME
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,BUT IN ABOUT A MINUTE
.IT'S NOT GOING TO MATTER
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!AAH! UGH
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[[CHOKING
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?WHAT HAPPENED, VIRGE
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YOU HAD HIM DOWN
.FOR THE COUNT, MAN
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.I... I CHOKED
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.VIRGE
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,EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK
THERE'S ANOTHER BANG BABY
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,SETTING FIRES
,WRECKING BUILDINGS
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SCARING EVERYBODY
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AND NO ONE'S DOING
.ANYTHING ABOUT IT
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WELL, WHAT ABOUT THAT KID
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THEY WERE TALKING
?ABOUT ON THE NEWS
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?WHAT'S HIS NAME
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STATIC. HE'S DOING
?SOMETHING, ISN'T HE
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DIDN'T YOU HEAR
?WHAT HAPPENED TODAY
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.HE GOT BEAT. BAD
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BESIDES, HE'S PROBABLY
.A BANG BABY, TOO
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IF HE IS, HE'S ONE
.OF THE FEW GOOD ONES
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.HUH. FOR NOW
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?WHAT'S THAT MEAN
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NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING
.ABOUT THESE META-HUMANS
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?WHAT IF STATIC KEEPS CHANGING
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WHAT IF HE TURNS INTO
?SOME KIND OF MONSTER
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.NOBODY KNOWS
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.NOT EVEN STATIC HIMSELF
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WHAT IF I TURN INTO
?SOME KIND OF BLOB
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA
.TURN INTO A BLOB
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,NOW, PRIMORDIAL OOZE
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.THAT'S ANOTHER STORY
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.OK, MR. DEF COMEDY JAM
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JUST GIVE ME THE
.SLIDE WITH YOUR BLOOD
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.LOOKS THE SAME AS MINE
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?MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER
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.NOT REALLY
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Man: YOU'RE LOOKING
.PRETTY HEALTHY, VIRGIL
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?SO WHY ARE YOU HERE
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.CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL, YOU KNOW
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,HEH HEH. THAT'S TRUE
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BUT WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
?TO BE SO CAREFUL ABOUT
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UM, WELL, I'VE BEEN GOING
.THROUGH THESE... CHANGES
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THAT'S NORMAL FOR
.A BOY YOUR AGE
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.THIS ISN'T NORMAL. BELIEVE ME
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VIRGIL, THESE CHANGES
,YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
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?DO THEY INVOLVE ANOTHER PERSON
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.A LOT OF THEM
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DOES YOUR FATHER KNOW
?WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING
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NO! AND HE CAN'T
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.HOLD UP
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[[LAUGHS
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DOC, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
.2 DIFFERENT THINGS HERE
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THAT'S A RELIEF
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EXCEPT NOW I'M BACK
TO HAVING NO IDEA
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.WHAT YOU'RE SO WORRIED ABOUT
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CAN'T I JUST HAVE
?THE TESTS, PLEASE
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ALL RIGHT, VIRGIL. IF IT'LL
.GIVE YOU SOME PEACE OF MIND
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.WHOO
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YOU WON'T TELL MY
?POPS, WILL YOU
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WE'LL DISCUSS THAT
.LATER IF WE NEED TO
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.NOW HOLD OUT YOUR ARM
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!OW
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YOU EVER HEARD OF
?PAINLESS NEEDLES, DOC
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MADAM MAYOR, MY NAME
.IS ROBERT HAWKINS
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I CAME HERE TO ASK WHAT THE CITY'S
.DOING ABOUT THESE BANG BABIES
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MR. HAWKINS, THE SUBJECT OF TODAY'S
.MEETING IS BUDGET APPROPRIATIONS
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BUT THERE WILL BE A GENERAL
MEETING NEXT MONTH AND
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!THIS CAN'T WAIT A MONTH
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.MR. HAWKINS, PLEASE
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.YOU'RE OUR LEADER
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WE PUT OUR FAITH AND TRUST
,IN YOU WHEN WE ELECTED YOU
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BUT YOU SEEM TO BE
,FORGETTING THAT YOU SERVE US
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.WE DON'T SERVE YOU
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!YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT
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[[APPLAUSE
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WOW. SOUNDS LIKE YOUR POPS TOOK
.SOME PUBLIC SPEAKING CLASSES
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NAH. HE JUST GETS LOTS OF
.PRACTICE TALKING TO ME THAT WAY
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!ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT
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[[GRUMBLING
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WE ALL KNOW THE POLICE HAVE WHAT'S
.LEFT OF THE TANKS THE GAS WAS IN
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SO WHY HAVEN'T THEY BEEN
?ABLE TO TRACE THE OWNER
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THAT'S A GOOD
,QUESTION, MR. HAWKINS
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AND I ASSURE YOU THE INVESTIGATION
.IS GOING AHEAD AT FULL SPEED
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THE MINUTE I HAVE A
,DEFINITIVE ANSWER
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.IT'LL BE REPORTED IN THE MEDIA
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NOW, IF THERE ARE ANY
.QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BUDGET
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.I SMELL A COVER-UP
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IF THEY'RE GONNA
,INVESTIGATE SOMETHING
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.IT OUGHT TO BE HER
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?HOW'D THE MEETING GO
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THEY'RE KEEPING
,THE PRESSURE ON
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BUT I'M NOT POINTING
.MY FINGER AT ANYONE
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.NOT UNTIL I HAVE ALL THE FACTS
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.Man: I APPRECIATE YOUR CAUTION
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!THIS IS SO COOL
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YO, YOU THINK YOU COULD
?PICK UP PAY-PER-VIEW
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THIS IS BETTER. YOU
?KNOW WHO THAT GUY IS
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.EDWIN ALVA
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EDWIN ALVA. DUDE'S
.GOT BIG BANK
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MAKES BILL GATES LOOK
.LIKE HE'S HOMELESS
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WHAT'S HE DOING OUT
?HERE WITH THE MAYOR
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.NOT A DATE, THAT'S FOR SURE
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MY COMPANY WOULD WELCOME
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.AN INVESTIGATION. REALLY
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.WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT
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? "V," WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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.TIME TO GET BACK TO BUSINESS
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YORK, THE MAYOR'S
.GOING TO CAVE
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GO TO THE LAB AND ERASE
EVERYTHING ON THE HARD DRIVES
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ABOUT OUR MUTAGEN FORMULAS
,AND THE SHIPPING RECORDS
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BUT DON'T FORGET: WHEN ALL THIS BLOWS
.OVER, I'LL BE STARTING UP AGAIN
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.SO SAVE EVERYTHING ON DISK
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[[ZZZZT
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!?WHAT
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BET A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD LIKE
.TO SEE WHAT'S ON THIS DISK
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!YOU
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!YOU'RE THAT FREAK
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.YOU SAY FREAK. I SAY UNIQUE
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.THE NAME'S STATIC
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.I PUT A SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM
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.OH, YEAH? WELL, SO DO I
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!AAH
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YOU THINK YOU CAN
?KEEP ME IN HERE
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!WHAA
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.UH, SCRATCH THAT
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?WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG
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[[COUGHS
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.I HAD TO ASK
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[[COUGHING
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.NOTHING
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[[COUGHS
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!OW
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AIR PRESSURE'S
.GOING UP IN HERE
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.JUST WHAT I NEED
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IF THE GAS DOESN'T KILL
.ME, THE PRESSURE WILL
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[[COUGHS
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?BUT WHAT IF I ADDED TO IT
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.POUR IT ON, VIRGE
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!POUR IT ON
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[[ALARM BEEPS
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.[STRAINING] YEAH. THAT'S IT
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!AAH
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[[COUGHS
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.UHH
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[[PANTING
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WHERE'S A GUY GET A
?RECHARGE AROUND HERE
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!HEY! STOP
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,EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN
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.BUT I'M OUTTIE
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[[MOANING
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.TIME FOR YOUR PILLS, FRANCIS
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.BUZZ OFF
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!TAKE YOUR MEDICINE
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.ARGH
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Virgil: IT'S ALL
.RIGHT HERE, RICH
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EVERYTHING THE COPS NEED
.TO PUT ALVA ON LOCKDOWN
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.TOO BAD THERE'S NO REWARD
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.OH, YES, THERE IS
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ONCE THE DOCTORS
,SEE THIS THING
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THEY'LL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT
WAS IN THAT GAS I SNIFFED
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.AND I CAN STOP WORRYING
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.OR START, AS THE CASE MAY BE
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.THANKS, GLASS-HALF-EMPTY MAN
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[[CRASH
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?OH, WHAT NOW
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.IT CAME FROM THE SQUARE
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.VIRGE, THE BUS
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.WE'LL GET THE
NEXT ONE !COME ON
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[[PEOPLE SCREAMING
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?WHAT WAS THAT
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!OH, MY GOD! LOOK
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[[EVIL LAUGH
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.HOTSTREAK
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,HEY, BOYS AND GIRLS
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.COME AND GET 'EM
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[[SCREAMING
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!AAH
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THAT'S WHY THEY
.CALL THEM HOT DOGS
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!AAH
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!HA HA HA
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YOU KNOW, NEXT BUS SHOULD
.BE HERE IN A COUPLE MINUTES
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!FORGET THE BUS
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?ARE YOU CRAZY
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AFTER WHAT HE DID
?TO YOU LAST TIME
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.GOT TO
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AT LEAST WAIT FOR
.THE FIREMEN, THEN
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.CAN'T
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!YO, VIRGIL
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DON'T LET YOUR HISTORY
.WITH HIM GET IN THE WAY
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YOU'RE NOT JUST
.VIRGIL ANY MORE
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.YOU'RE STATIC. REMEMBER THAT
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.I'LL KEEP IT IN MIND
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?HOW COME NOBODY'S EATING
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?AFRAID OF HEARTBURN
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!HA HA HA HA
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Static: MAYBE IT'S
.YOUR LOUSY COOKING
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!RR
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!AAH
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00:16:50,201 --> 00:16:51,251
[[GASPS
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[[GROANS
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[[SNIFFS
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00:17:11,101 --> 00:17:13,567
!NO
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?LOSE SOMETHING
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[[LAUGHS
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.HOTSTREAK
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.GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU
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.IN YOUR DREAMS
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00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:18,301
.NO. I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU
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00:18:18,368 --> 00:18:20,134
,YOUR POWER ONLY WORKS ON METAL
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.AND LOOK WHERE WE ARE
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.NO METAL, NO POWER
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00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:27,934
BUT MINE'S WORKING
.JUST FINE, FOOL
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.I BROUGHT YOU HERE ON PURPOSE
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I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE
.ELSE TO GET HURT
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.RIGHT. SURE
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.THIS IS A CITY
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00:18:35,601 --> 00:18:36,768
.THERE'S METAL EVERYWHERE
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EVEN IF YOU CAN'T
.ALWAYS SEE IT, FOOL
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!HEY
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!AAH
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00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:58,500
[[GROANS
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00:18:58,567 --> 00:19:00,067
[[CHEERING
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00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:05,934
!YOU DID IT
330
00:19:06,001 --> 00:19:08,101
YEAH. LUCKY THAT
.WATER MAIN WAS THERE
331
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,UH, VIRGE
332
00:19:09,234 --> 00:19:10,501
.THAT WASN'T A WATER MAIN
333
00:19:10,568 --> 00:19:12,367
.IT WAS A SEWER LINE
334
00:19:12,433 --> 00:19:13,433
[[SNIFFS
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00:19:13,468 --> 00:19:17,734
I THINK STATIC'S
.WORK HERE IS DONE
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00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,001
[[GROANS
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00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:21,267
[[COUGHS
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00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,735
?EVER HEAR OF KING PYRRHUS
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00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:31,167
MUST HAVE MISSED
.HISTORY THAT DAY
340
00:19:31,234 --> 00:19:32,601
.HE FOUGHT THE ROMANS
341
00:19:32,668 --> 00:19:35,301
BEAT 'EM BAD, BUT SO
,MANY OF HIS OWN MEN DIED
342
00:19:35,368 --> 00:19:36,568
.HE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE LOST
343
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,668
THEY CALL THAT A
.PYRRHIC VICTORY
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00:19:38,735 --> 00:19:40,667
OH, VIRGE. DON'T GO
.THINKING THAT WAY
345
00:19:40,734 --> 00:19:42,501
.YOU STOPPED ALVA COLD
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00:19:42,568 --> 00:19:44,134
BUT ALL THE EVIDENCE
,GOT BURNED UP
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00:19:44,201 --> 00:19:45,867
AND HE'S STILL
.WALKING AROUND FREE
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00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:47,767
[[TELEPHONE RINGS
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?HELLO
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.VIRGIL? IT'S DR. HARRIS
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!DR. HARRIS
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DID YOU... IS EVERYTHING
353
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,434
,I GOT YOUR BLOOD TESTS BACK
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00:19:54,501 --> 00:19:55,734
AND EVERYTHING'S FINE
355
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,067
.PHEW
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00:19:57,134 --> 00:19:58,667
.EXCEPT FOR ONE THING
357
00:19:58,734 --> 00:19:59,667
?WHAT
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00:19:59,734 --> 00:20:00,800
.YOUR ELECTROLYTES
359
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:01,900
.THEY'RE A LITTLE HIGH
360
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,900
?MY... MY ELECTROLYTES
361
00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:05,668
.YOU KNOW ABOUT ELECTROLYTES
362
00:20:05,735 --> 00:20:09,001
NO, NO. WHY WOULD I KNOW
?ANYTHING ABOUT ELECTRICITY
363
00:20:09,067 --> 00:20:10,468
.ELECTROLYTES
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THEY GET HIGH WHEN YOU
:EAT TOO MUCH SALTY FOOD
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00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:14,567
.FRIES, PIZZA
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00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:15,667
?FRIES
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00:20:15,734 --> 00:20:16,668
?PIZZA
368
00:20:16,735 --> 00:20:18,067
YOU CUT DOWN ON THAT STUFF
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00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,234
.AND YOU'LL BE PERFECTLY NORMAL
370
00:20:20,301 --> 00:20:21,401
.THANK YOU, DOCTOR
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00:20:21,468 --> 00:20:22,500
.THANK YOU
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00:20:22,567 --> 00:20:23,500
?DID YOU HEAR THAT
373
00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:24,567
!I'M OK
374
00:20:24,601 --> 00:20:28,734
!I'M NORMAL! WHOO-HOO
375
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,001
!PERFECTLY NORMAL
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00:20:30,067 --> 00:20:35,035
.YEAH. RIGHT
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00:20:35,102 --> 00:20:38,078
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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
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!WHOOOA
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00:21:09,734 --> 00:21:11,301
♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪
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00:21:11,368 --> 00:21:12,601
♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪
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00:21:12,668 --> 00:21:14,900
Static: I PUT A
!SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM
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00:21:14,967 --> 00:21:17,100
!STATIC SHOCK
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