All language subtitles for Milf manor s1 e2

[April J] I thought I had
my whole life planned.

But now I'm here.

[cheering]

[April J] I'm just
open to the adventure.

I'm open to having a
connection with a younger man.

[Ryan] I love older women
that can keep up with me.

I'm looking for love. I need
a grown woman out here.

[Kelle] I have a very
young, free spirit.

And I connect to younger
men, especially in the bedroom.

[man] You are not exactly on
the show you thought you were on.

Hey!

[woman] You're about to embark on
a dating experience like none other.

Err.

[woman] Here we go. Here we go.

- What's going on?
- [Joey] Wait. They're our moms.

Holy [bleep].

[April J] I'm gonna have to
see my son date these moms.

[Harrison] I don't want to see
who my mom's trying to flirt on.

What did I get myself into?

I'm not mad about my body.

Sorry, ladies.

I might be sleeping
with your son.

[Charlene] Kelle invested a lot of
time into her body, her sex appeal.

And I know that
young men want that.

It's a little much like
this isn't a game show.

Pola.

I get the fantasy suite tonight.

[Pola speaking]

[Pola] Kelle is not the
type of girl for Jose.

I'm 100% sure, she's not
gonna get anywhere with Jose.

Never.

[Jimmy] You see his body
language, too. Look at it.

[Kelle] Whether
she likes it or not.

I'm gonna do whatever it
takes to take my man home.

[Jimmy] We got to
watch out for her.

- [Pola] It won't happen.
- But what if.

No, I can't.

I like to win.

[Pola] Oh, my God.

[Kelle] The sun is
shining, an amazing day.

[Joey] And I just love
looking at the lady's bodies

and I'm just getting
to know them.

It's a good start to the day.

My mom does get a lot
of attention from here up,

mainly because
she never wears bras

and the girls are
always popping out.

You know, the headlights
are always on, so.

[Kelle] It didn't bother you when
you were a baby sucking on 'em either.

- So, let's keep it real.
- [Joey laughs]

'Cause I needed the milk, Mom.

I needed some energy.

You were really thirsty.

[both chuckles]

From the places you've been,
which is your favorite place?

So far, I love Costa Rica.

- Yeah?
- [Kelle] I've only gone once.

And when I went, I
went with somebody

that I didn't really know,
but I'm like a risk taker.

- I'll just do it, you know.
- Okay.

[Kelle] I feel like Jose
is interested in me.

Maybe I'm gonna
take a little bit more.

- Baby, take whatever you want.
- No.

Okay, fine.

But I feel like I need to
get him away from his mom.

She's great, but
she seems to be, like,

showing up every time
I like, try and talk to him.

I want to get a cup
for us for the drinks.

Do you want another one?

- I'll get one.
- All right.

[Kelle speaking]

- [Jose speaking]
- I need my drink.

[Jose] Yes.

- So, Pola.
- Yes.

I'm taking your
son out on a date.

- You are?
- Yeah, why not?

I haven't told him yet.

No?

I don't like to say
what I'm gonna say,

but I really feel that Kelle is,
like, easy, and I don't like that.

I know for Jose it's really
important to have values.

So, I really don't believe
Kelle is the right girl for Jose.

When?

[Kelle] I'm not telling
you, you'll interfere.

I told your mom I'm gonna
take you out on a date.

[Jose] Okay. Let's go.

[Kelle] She wanted to know when, I said
she can't know 'cause she'll interfere.

[Jose] She doesn't need to know.

Because right now
we're all in the same villa.

It's gonna be a little bit difficult
to separate my mom and myself

in regards of
dating other women.

And so, I think we have
to get a little bit creative.

We're kicking you
out of your room, too.

[laughs]

[Pola] I don't see
Jose in a situation

where he's dating
a girl like Kelle.

He always dates
very quiet girls.

And I think she's really wild.

So, I don't see Jose
going far with her.

Never.

[Kelle] Maybe we can
rock, paper, scissors over it.

- Thanks.
- [Jose] Yeah.

I think Ryan is the
most, like, sexual like,

would be like, know what to do.

[Soyoung speaking]

Exactly.

I mean, I don't mind
chasing, but I don't...

I feel like I have to,
like, test it damn myself.

No, you can't.

Really... Why should
we have to do that?

[Soyoung speaking]

because I have this list.

Nobody fits in my list, so nobody
can keep up with me, really.

You're still sitting there waiting
like nothing's ever come, so.

You don't know
what you want, yeah?

I do know...

You might be closing yourself off
and nothing can meet those standards.

Well, that's why you have to have
a little standard to get the right one.

- Yeah.
- If you don't have that standard,

how are you gonna
have what you want?

I feel like my first initial
thing was like Jose's.

- Probably the most.
- Yeah. Yes, yes.

[Soyoung speaking]

[Charlene] I think Jose is hot.

I already know all of
the moms here love Jose.

He's very intriguing.

He definitely gives me the
impression that he knows

what to do with a
woman in the bedroom.

He knows how to take control.

He has that get the
job done mentality.

Mm-hmm. That's how I feel.

Oh, my God. We had the same.

Yeah.

[laughs]

- That's a good spot.
- Mm-hmm.

That's always a
good spot for every...

[cell phone buzzing]

Oh, wait, guys.

- I got a text.
- [man] You got to take it.

[April W] I know.

It's time to play
Wall of Secrets.

If you can stump your
mom or son with a secret

that they don't know,
you win a romantic date.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Yeah. Let's go.

[April J] Each week
we have a challenge

and this week it's
called Wall of Secrets.

We're supposed to
guess our son's secret.

The son is supposed
to guess our secret.

And if neither of us
guess each other's secret,

we win a date with
whoever we'd like.

[April J speaking]

[woman speaking]

[April J speaking]

[Joey] So last night we got a
text that we need to write down

some of our deepest, darkest
secrets that no one knows about.

What we didn't know
is that we're gonna be

revealing these
to the entire house.

Ooh. This is crazy.

And not only that, but the
secret that we're sharing,

we got to guess if
it's yours, if it's mine.

- [Kelle speaking]
- [man speaking]

[Kelle speaking]

The whole point is
to stump each other.

I think I got this.

Or I'm gonna just go
up and I'm gonna say

whichever is the
craziest one I'm picking.

I don't know, you
got April over there.

Okay, here we go.

- Wish me luck.
- Bye.

[Kelle] Bye.

She's so cute.

Oh, here I am at
the Wall of Secrets.

Okay.

So, I had sex in a mall elevator
after watching a late night movie.

That actually sounds
like it would be fun.

This one is just horrendous.

I slept with my
son's best friend.

That is just...

That's...

That's unacceptable.

I started dating a
couple of women,

but they were both
just a hit and quit.

I never called them again.

That better not be Gabriel, because
I did not raise my Gabriel like that.

But I know which
one would be Gabriel.

Possibly Gabriel has
had a seven woman orgy.

Not proud of it, but that
could be my kid right there.

Okay.

This might be the
walk of shame here.

I'd have to figure out
which one is Ryan's.

He knows who I date
and what my type is.

But you know things
about my sex life.

- No.
- Yeah, I can do without getting terms.

I don't... I don't
share that with him.

- I can do without getting terms.
- I don't share that.

And I don't want to know his.

I had a quicky on a
yacht with a girl I just met.

Yeah.

Yeah, that could
potentially be him.

When I was 16, I had a
three-way with two girls

at my mom's house.

He better not have. I
hope that would not be him.

I started dating a
couple of women

but they were both just a hit and
quit it, and I never called them again.

He probably had ghosted them.

I grinded on a
grandma and she liked it.

Hmm.

It says really hard. Okay.

I got pink eye from [bleep] ass.

What?

[Billy] I got pink
eye [bleep] ass.

I don't think my
mom would do that.

I got a pink eye
from [bleep] ass.

You could catch a lot of
freaking pink eyes and...

Hmm.

Salmonella.

Salmonella?

Yew. Yeah, it's poop, you know.

Oh, that... that's
definitely not my son.

If he got pink eye
from [bleep] ass.

Oh, my God, mom.

Oh.

I can look back at the
doctor records, just saying.

We got a [bleep]
group of people here.

I dated my son's
middle school teacher.

I mean, I wouldn't know this,
but that could be my mom.

I started dating a
couple of women,

but they were both
just a hit and quit.

I never called them again.

That's Jose.

I've had sex in
public on a beach.

My mom goes to a lot
of nude beaches, so.

I had sex in a restroom
with a stranger.

He was young and very hot.

That's giving Kelle vibes.

I had sex in the mall elevator
after watching a late night movie.

I think that might be my mom.

She's kind of kinky like that.

I'm interested in
seeing what he picked.

[Jimmy] I kissed my male
friend for New Year's Eve,

and that's when he
told me he was bisexual.

Definitely could be my mom.

I had a seven woman orgy.

Are you kidding me?

Could that be my mom?

Oh, my. God.

Oh, my God.

What?

Oh, my God.

[Harrison speaking]

[Charlene] I make the most
out of my elevator experience,

you know that
since you were kids.

- Oh, I...
- We jump, it's a whole thing.

We jump. It's too
much information.

I slept with my...

Wait, I slept with
my son's best friend.

Wow. Okay.

I think April W slept
with her son's best friend.

That's either
April W or April J.

Mine's... mine's bad.

Mine's bad, too.

Which one's my mother?

I got a text, everyone.

Yay!

[April J] Now that you've
all had a chance to guess,

it's time to reveal who was
able to stump their mom

or son with their
deep, dark secret.

Everyone needs to fess up.

Oh, my God.

Seriously?

[indistinct chatter]

[Ryan] I think potentially these
secrets could cause drama because

I think a lot of people
will use these secrets

as a moment to judge character.

Oh, my gosh.

I had a seven woman orgy.

[cheering]

[Pola speaking]

Well, I don't know what
they're talking about.

You don't really
like the Spanish talk?

No, I think it's rude.

Honestly, it's getting annoying.

Are you guys done
speaking Spanish?

She becomes like fire.

You go speaking
when you're by yourself.

It's fine.

Like...

Oh, no. I'm the bad one.

[April J] It's time to reveal who
is able to stump their mom or son

with their deep, dark secret.

Oh, my God.

Seriously?

[laughs]

[woman] No, I don't know.

[April J] I thought I wouldn't
have to say which one was mine.

And I feel very nervous
revealing my secret.

I'm gonna start with my
son, Gabriel over here,

and I hope it's not true, but...

I had a seven woman orgy.

Yes.

- [Soyoung] Yes?

- No?
- [Gabriel] No.

They're always all over you.

Like I would tell you guys.

[Soyoung] No.

Loser.

[woman] No.

I guessed that my mom
[bleep] my middle school teacher.

[gasping]

[Ryan] Why are you laughing?

Was I right?

I hope it's not true.

No, you're wrong.

Who would you
think that I would...

[Gabriel] Oh.

[indistinct chatter]

That wasn't hers.

I win.

[woman] Yeah.

[Gabriel] Oh.

We won.

So, we stumped each other.

- But...
- 'Cause we always win.

But does that mean you're
gonna hear what my secret is?

Oh, no.

I better. I think this is...

Now we got to tell
each other our secrets.

No, I don't want to
tell you my secret.

Please tell me your secret's
not the one of sleeping

with your son's best friend.

All right, April.

Okay.

Gabriel, do you want to...
cover your ears maybe?

So, I was making a lot,
and I went with my boyfriend

to our friend's house, and I...

I woke up with his best friend.

That's not that bad.

[indistinct chatter]

Mine was kind of lame.

I was on New Year's once,
and I was surrounded by,

like, my best friend
and all his, like, sisters.

And it's just like
[bleep] And I was like...

I was like [bleep]

Like I've never
kissed a guy before.

So, like, we
kissed for a second.

I stopped, and then he
was like, why did you stop?

And he loved it.

And then ever since then, I think that's
how he kind of realized maybe he like...

likes everyone.

So that was the bisexual.

Oh.

[Ryan] I'll be honest, though,
you got to take your hat off to that.

If you can be enlightening
enough to tell somebody

you made them
realize their sexuality

and like pretty much give
credit to yourself in that,

like that's a hell of a
egotistical transition.

Like, that's... that's crazy.

I... I would say he has
a pretty healthy ego.

Yeah.

Help me, Jesus.

Come on, Stephany.

So, the one I
picked for Billy was...

I've had sex in
public on the beach.

Yeah.

[cheering]

[Stefany] He's
always at the beach.

[man] He's always at the beach?

Always.

[Kelle] Billy's secret was sex on
the beach is kind of a little enticing

since the beaches, right?

[Joey] Enticing?

Wha...

Enticing.

[Billy] The one I
had for my mom is

I dated my son's
middle school teacher.

- [Stefany] He got it.
- [all] Oh.

[Stefany] He got it.

- [woman] They won.
- [Joey] Nope.

We got it.

[Kelle] They thought they
guessed it right that they won.

But it... But it
was the opposite.

And they actually lost.

Charlene.

Okay, so it's my turn, guys.

I guessed for Harrison that he said I
grinded on a grandma and she liked it.

[gasping]

[woman] Oh, my God.

[cheering]

[Harrison] Back when I was
a dancer, a male entertainer.

Whoa.

[Shannon] That
piqued my interest.

That's all I got to say.

I was like I need a
date with Harrison.

So, we know it's in him.

It's like, who's just gonna
pull it out of him is the question.

Well, he pulled it out.

[laughs]

The secret that I guessed
for my mom was that

she kissed my male
friend for New Year's Eve

and that's when he
told me he was bisexual.

- [man] Whoa.
- No.

See I said I hooked
up with the 23-year-old,

and I might not have
remembered his name.

[Kelle] Oh.

[Charlene] So
did we win? Like...

[Harrison] No. You
guessed mine right.

Yeah. I mean, come on.

You were a dancer, right?

Well, actually, the
word is male entertainer.

Well, stripper or
male entertainer.

Okay, next one.

Kelle.

[indistinct chatter]

Oh, Joey.

[Kelle] For Joey, I...

I guessed I had sex in a mall elevator
after watching a late night movie.

No.

Joey ain't that cool.

Mine was the hit it and quit it.

I hit it and quit it within
the first couple of days.

Multiple girls and I never
talked to them again.

[gasping]

Oh.

[Joey] All right. The one that I
guessed for my mother was...

I have had sex in
public on the beach.

- No.
- Really?

- No, that wasn't...
- Really?

[Kelle] Mine was I had sex in a Michelin
restaurant in London with a stranger.

- Oh.
- Oh, my God.

So that's why you've been
going to Europe for so long?

[woman] I like her.

- So...
- We stumped each other.

- I guess...
- So, we won.

I guess we won.

- We won.
- Yeah.

We didn't lose. We won.

Well, who are you
taking on a date?

I don't know.

[Stefany speaking]

[Pola speaking]

[Billy] I was, like,
actually pretty shocked

when it came to Kelle's secret.

I thought it would be a
little bit more exciting.

I actually thought that
it would definitely be

the one that she slept
with her son's best friend.

Really?

I thought it might have
been the seven woman orgy.

So, I guessed for Ryan that
he's dated a couple of women,

that he just hit it and quit it
and never called them again.

- [Kelle] Yay!
- Nope.

No. Just...

[Ryan] I was involved with seven
women in a one-time situation

for a night for my birthday.

I knew he was like a man
whore, but not on that level.

[cheering]

And everybody was happy.

[Billy] I'm not gonna lie, Ryan.

That's pretty dope.

Pretty sure all the guys in the room
are pretty jealous of you right now.

Lord, help me.

I need a beverage after that.

Maybe grossed out.

I would never guess
in 10,000 years.

That's a lot of years.

That's before Christ and some, that you
would have been with seven women at one time.

Never.

Seven days in a week.
Yeah, seven doors.

No, no.

All right. Where you at?

So pre your dad...

pre your dad, guy I was dating,

went to the movies and had
a nice time at the elevator.

[cheering]

[Shannon] And I'm just thankful that
the pressure of winning a challenge

is now off of me.

I can't unhear your escapades.

At least you didn't see.

Thank God.

At least you didn't see.

Whoosah.

[Soyoung] All right, now I go.

[Jimmy] All right, all
right, all right. All right.

[Soyoung] Let me
pick up Jimmy's secret.

Okay.

Oh, I got pink eye
from [bleep] ass.

[Kelle] Yeah.

Real, real, real.

[Soyoung] Real. Do it.

[woman] I do it.

It's a normal thing.

[Ryan] What?

Not the pink eye part.

That just happens 'cause
when you're going up and down,

up and down, back and forth.

[laughs]

[Pola] When Jimmy starts
talking to us about what he did, I...

I was like thinking about what he
was doing and how he was doing it.

So, it was a little bit complicated
just to take him out of the picture

and just see Jimmy as Jimmy.

But I'm glad he didn't
kiss me in our date.

After what...

what I heard about Jimmy doing.

No. No way.

[laughs]

Oh, my God.

The commotion in this room.

All right, all right.

This is what I
guessed for my mom.

- I guessed...
- I don't know if you could guess, though.

I kissed my male
friend New Year's Eve,

and that's when he
told me he was bisexual.

Nope.

And...

[Ryan] Well, we don't
even know our mom's crazy.

You guys don't know your mom.

- We don't know our mom.
- [Jimmy] All right.

Amma. Amma.

I don't want to explain.

I'm just gonna
answer. How's that?

Explain.

- [Soyoung] No.
- Explanation.

No, I don't want to explanation.

Everybody explained.

Well, start and then we'll see.

[Soyoung] Okay. My secret
is I slept with your best friend.

Whoa.

[Soyoung] Okay. My secret
is I slept with your best friend.

Whoa.

There's no way.

Did you know that?

No.

Does it look like I knew that.

This is something I
never saw coming.

I did not expect this at all.

0%.

And I thought I knew
my mom really well.

I don't know what
to think about it.

Look, look, I don't
need an explanation.

I'm a little
traumatized right now.

I'm not gonna lie.

We thought Ryan was a savage.

Yeah. Yeah.

We're all in shock.

[Kelle] Joey's best friends kind of have
been with him since elementary school.

That would be a boundary
I would never cross.

[chuckles]

[Jimmy] Why would
you put that down?

I knew you're not gonna get it.

Okay. So, say it.

So, I put it down because I
thought, you're not gonna get it.

You want me to...

[Jimmy speaking]

[laughs]

Soyoung likes them so young.

Are we done?

[Gabriel] That's the most
savage thing I think anyone did.

[Soyoung] Yes.

- [cell phone buzzing] -
[Ryan] It was so cold, though.

The winners of our Wall
of Secrets challenge are...

Ryan and Shannon,

Kelle and Joey,

Gabriel and April.

You are the three... Wait.

You are the three mother son
duos who stumped each other.

And now for your prize,
Ryan, Joey and Gabriel.

You won a group date next week and
will be able to take whoever you want.

[cheering]

[Ryan speaking]

I'm excited that we have
won something finally.

Something. Ooh.

By way of us winning and
how we won, I'm horrified.

[Ryan speaking]

- You see?
- We finally win something.

Just finished the
Wall of Secrets.

Damn.

It's not what I thought
it would be like at all.

Honestly, this one hits deep.

This one...

This one I did not
see coming at all.

Honestly.

Hmm. My mom...

she really dropped
one on me that.

You know, it's just like I don't even
want to know something like that.

I feel like she should've took
that to her grave or something.

I don't really
know what to feel.

I don't know how I feel.

I hope nobody
really talks about it.

I don't want to know
about who it was with

or even hear about
it anymore honestly.

Right now [bleep].

[Charlene speaking]

[Jimmy speaking]

[Charlene speaking]

[Charlene] I think
Jimmy's having a hard time

because he wasn't
ready for his mom's secret,

and I feel like Harrison
would be acting the same way.

[Charlene speaking]

[Jimmy speaking]

[Charlene speaking]

[Jimmy speaking]

[Charlene speaking]

- [Soyoung] Mia.
- [Jimmy] What?

[Soyoung] Let's go to bed.

[Jimmy] Amma.

Life's crazy.

It's crazy.

- [Charlene speaking]
- [Jimmy] No.

[Soyoung speaking]

[Jimmy speaking]

- [Soyoung speaking]
- [Jimmy] Yes.

[Soyoung speaking]

[Jimmy] No. No.

[Soyoung speaking]

[Jimmy speaking]

[Jimmy] Um, honestly.

I'll listen to you.

[Soyoung speaking]

No, it's not about talk.

Everything's
understood. Everything is.

When I go in the room
we're not gonna talk.

I understand.

[Jimmy] Okay. And it's okay.

[Soyoung speaking]

Ah, it's not too far.

You haven't seen too far.

You don't live in my world.

- You've never seen too far.
- [Soyoung] Okay. Okay.

[Jimmy] Go home.

[Jimmy speaking]

Right? Look.

It gets... it gets
difficult in life, right?

It's surreal.

And you know what,
you want to run away.

Hmm.

I didn't expect
this at all, really.

I feel guilty.

But I'm a human.

I'm a woman, too.

I mean, if...

[Soyoung speaking]

[Soyoung] I'm hoping
he will forgive me.

[sobbing]

[Soyoung speaking]

Either Pola is a helicopter
mom or a jealous wife.

He likes what he likes.

[Pola speaking]

- Yes, he does.
- [Pola speaking]

I'm zero jealous.

I'm really not jealous at all.

[cheering]

I have a surprise for you.

It is intriguing.

[Kelle] Even though we
did not win this challenge,

I've gotten to arrange
a date for Jose and I.

I feel like I need to get
him away from his mom

because she like seems to be, like showing
up every time I like try and talk to him.

I know you're from Mexico, so I
planned, like, a little date for us.

Okay.

To show you one of
the landmarks of Mexico.

Okay. Which... which is...

Can't tell you. You're
gonna see when we...

Okay, I'm excited.

Yeah. And we're going by boat.

Okay. Amazing.

Thank you, senorita Kelle.

It's fun.

I'm not sure what kind of
surprise she has for me,

but I really liked that Kelle
took initiative to go on a date.

I found that quite sexy.

I think that my mom would
have some reservations about her,

but I'm pretty sure my mom would
appreciate a woman taking care of her son

and being thoughtful.

I got it.

Look at the service.

- Wow.
- Ah.

Five star service.

Thank you. Hi.

- [man] How are you?
- [Kelle] Good. How are you?

Since Jose is from Mexico.

I want to take him to one of
the biggest landmarks in Mexico,

which is a mushroom rock.

I've set up this date because
I'm hoping that my efforts that

I'm putting into this date, I hope he actually
sees that I'm really interested in him.

So, this is the place
that you brought me?

- Yeah.
- This is the mushroom rock.

- Yeah.
- I've seen that online.

I... I wanted to come here.

- Do you love it?
- Yeah, I love it.

Thank you. And I'm happy
to share this with you.

Like, I'm really, really happy.

Kelle has a very strong personality,
and that's something that I admire.

But also, she has a
very caring loving side.

I like that she's
beautiful and thoughtful.

And I might want to see
more of that softer side.

So, I want to talk
about things that...

that are amazing about you.

- About me?
- Yeah.

That caught my...
my attention a lot.

Like the... the way that
you manage your space,

how you shine wherever you go,

how you stick to
your gut, to yourself.

So, it's very admirable.

- I'm glad you like it.
- For sure.

I actually...

Um, I don't really
know what to say.

You actually make me a
little bit speechless sometimes.

- [Jose] Why?
- Which is rare...

because I always have
a good comeback...

- [Jose] something to say?
- Or something silly or something funny to say.

But, um, I don't know,
I'm just really drawn to you.

So, I feel like I get a little bit of
nervous or something around you.

Which is weird.

I'm glad that we do have this time to
get to know each other better because,

you know, I think
very highly of you.

- Thank you. I appreciate it.
- Yeah.

And I adore your mom, so I would love
for her to be my mother in law when...

I don't get hit on
a lot when I go out

and I feel like a lot
of people tell me that

I'm a very intimidating person
which I feel it's so hard for me

to believe because I'm...

I don't really feel like
I give off that persona.

But with Jose, giving me a
list of amazing attributes of me.

I'm not used to somebody doing
that, especially on a first date.

So, it was really exciting to, you
know, hear how he felt about me.

Oh-oh.

Knew that was coming.

The way you were looking
at me that whole time.

- Yeah?
- [chuckles]

Now I'm just like, whoo!

I feel like he was feeling what I
was feeling at the same moment.

He left me wanting more.

That's all I could say.

So far, being alone, with us
in the water has been amazing.

Being here and seeing
this beautiful sunset and...

and how beautiful you look.

This is a really
special moment as well.

[Soyoung speaking]

[Pola speaking]

[Soyoung speaking]

No, he's okay. He's a man now.

Yes. He's a man.

[Soyoung speaking]

He's a man now.

- [Pola laughs] -
He's a man now.

[Soyoung speaking]

Yeah, but he
likes what he likes.

[Pola speaking]

- Yes, he does.
- [Pola speaking]

[Pola] It's really important for me
to have a good man by my side.

So, I want the same for Jose,

I want him to find
a nice girl for him.

Where's everybody?

He been gone for 5 hours.

He obviously like something.

[Pola speaking]

[laughs]

[Kelle] Hola.

[cheering]

[Joey] Oh, you guys look good.

[Pola speaking]

[Joey] Spill the
cheese. Spill the cheese.

[Pola] Hola.

[Jose] Spill the cheese?

Yeah, you guys were
gone for a long time.

[woman] Yes.

Any intimacy?

- And...
- [Ricky] No?

[Ryan] Now throw
her the question.

[man] You don't kiss and
tell, what you're gonna do.

[Jose] I don't even
know what to say.

My mom is there.

I had... I had a great time, but I
don't know how to express myself.

Everything is blowing
my mind, honestly.

Okay. Okay. Okay, listen.

Since Jose is from
Mexico, I took him to like,

one of the biggest
landmarks of Mexico.

- [Jose] Yeah.
- And we had the most amazing time.

[Ricky] What landmark is it?

It's called the mushroom...
the mushroom rock.

Ah, I wanted to go there.

We talked about it.

- [Pola speaking]
- [Jose] Yeah.

[Pola speaking]

Maybe next time you can take me.

- No.
- Yeah.

[Jose] Well, we
had a great time.

It was really, really amazing.

Yeah.

[Pola] It's fine.
I'm... I'm fine.

I'm fine with it.

I'm zero jealous.

I'm really not jealous at all.

It was a boat for two?

Yeah. It was a boat for us.

So, you guys got a
hotel room or something?

[Jose] A gentleman never speaks
about that stuff with anybody else.

That's why I love you.

[Kelle] Pretty sure Jose is not
on this retreat to date his mama.

Wham.

We're jealous.

Either Pola is a helicopter
mom or a jealous wife.

[laughs]

[Stefany speaking]

[Kelle] Okay. No speaking
in Spanish, we don't know.

The majority doesn't
know what you're saying.

I don't know what
they're talking about,

that they can't
speak in English.

You're exploiting people.

It what's you're doing.

But it has nothing
to do with you.

What is wrong with her?

[Stefany speaking]

[Kelle speaking]

[cheering]

You really can't beat
tacos and tequila.

Is there a shrimp
taco somewhere?

That's a beef.

That's beef.

It ain't nowhere.

[speaking spanish]

[Ryan] We finally get to
see the house let loose.

[Joey] I didn't think Soyoung would be so,
you know, active about her dance moves.

I mean, she really
started going crazy.

It blew me away.

'Cause she's Soyoung.

Yeah.

[Kelle] I think Mama Pola
forgot to cut the umbilical cord

when he was born.

I feel like it's uncomfortable,

Jose to date me, like
with his mom right there.

Clearly, there's some
sort of attachment disorder

going on between Pola and Jose.

So, I'm like...

Jose.

[Pola speaking]

Okay.

[Pola speaking]

Pola.

Go.

I'm frustrated with myself
for not knowing Spanish

because Jose and Pola are
speaking Spanish very fluently

'cause it's like
their first language.

[Pola] I don't know why
she's staring at us so much.

- I don't know.
- Like... did I...

did I any... Did I
do anything wrong?

I mean, you didn't do anything.

- So, what... What's going on?
- I don't know. I don't know.

[Pola speaking]

They're...

Well, I don't know what
they're talking about.

Maybe they're talking
about us, but it's like I just...

I just want to be
a part of whatever.

Yeah. You want to... you
want to be in the know.

[Stefany speaking]

She would take my bed, and
then I'll sleep on the couch.

[Pola speaking]

[Charlene] Pola and Stefany
and Jose are speaking Spanish.

You know, and their little
group is definitely making

everybody feel uncomfortable.

For me, I want to know
what you're saying.

And if you don't want me to know,
then, like, go somewhere else.

[Kelle] Okay. No speaking
in Spanish, we don't know.

The majority doesn't
know what you're saying.

[indistinct chatter]

I spoke Spanish and English.

I don't know.

You don't really like
the Spanish stuff?

No, I think it's rude.

I don't know what
they're saying.

I think it's
disrespectful, honestly.

Are we speaking in German?

Oh.

[Stefany speaking]

[Ricky speaking]

[Kelle] Yeah, dude. Enough.

Come on. We don't know.

We don't know
what you're saying.

- English, Stefany. English.
- [Kelle] Not fair.

The fact that Pola keeps speaking
in Spanish with Stef and Jose,

I don't know what
they're talking about that

they can't speak
in English about.

So, it's honestly,
it's getting annoying.

[Stefany speaking]

[Pola speaking]

[Kelle] Oh.

Are you guys done
speaking Spanish?

[Stefany speaking]

- [Kelle] It's rude.
- No.

I'm telling you it's rude.

Oh, no, no.

It's just a bad habit.

- Bad habit.
- It's rude.

It's my first language.
Our first language.

But you're not...

you're not here to
speak your first language.

[indistinct chatter]

But it's rude when you do
that in front of other people

like Ricky or me.

Do you speak Spanish?

- No, but we're... we're translating with Ricky.
- [Ricky speaking]

[Kelle] But they're translating.

Yeah, we translate.

We... Well, whatever they want
you to think that they're saying.

[Pola] No, no, no. We're
not that kind of people.

We won't do that to
you, to you or to anyone.

Listen, if had anything bad to
say to you, I'll tell it to your face.

I'm not gonna translate to her.

Come on.

What is wrong with her?
Why can't we speak Spanish?

I'm telling you, if we have
something to say bad, we'll tell her.

[Pola speaking]

[Stefany] I mean, maybe
she is self-conscious, insecure.

I don't know.

It's not about me thinking
you're talking about me.

Just ask us. It's about respect.

Next time... next time...

You know, we'll create a group
setting where everyone speaks English...

[Stefany] Usually when
I speak that language...

when I talk, I'm next to her,
I'm gonna talk to her Spanish.

[indistinct chatter]

[Jose] I hear a lot of
screaming downstairs

and I hear Kelle is the
one that's screaming.

She's still going around the same
thing about the language barrier.

This is so dramatic
and unnecessary.

I should stop this.

[Kelle] Oh, what are
you talking about?

- So, it's fine.
- [Stefany] What is the matter? We speak languages.

Then go speak it
when you're by yourself.

- [Pola] No.
- [Pola speaking]

[Jose speaking]

[Kelle speaking]

[Jose speaking]

[Kelle speaking]

[Jose] Seeing that situation, it actually
showed a little bit on the other side

the darker side of
Kelle that I didn't know.

And I don't find it attractive.

[Pola speaking]

[sighs]

[Pola speaking]

[Stefany] If I have
something to say,

I don't need to talk to
somebody else in Spanish.

I'll tell her directly.

I actually... I never
even thought of this.

We're in Mexico.

We could speak Spanish.

And if you don't
understand, too bad.

Kelle, where are you?

It's me, Stef.

Hey. I'm sorry.

I don't want you
to feel like that.

I swear we're not
talking bad about you.

No, you guys are
like laughing at me.

[Stefany] Why would
we laugh about you?

No, because you're like, oh, we
would never, like talk about you.

It has nothing to do with you.

I could speak Spanish all
day with her, here, down there.

But I think there's other
people that maybe if they just...

Okay. Well, then
have them come to me.

Because her and I are talking...

- But you guys don't care.
- About family and kid...

You guys don't care.

[Pola speaking]

- Right. But that's not...
- She's still...

Yeah. But don't...

don't capture that energy.

She becomes like fire.

Like it's...

I don't like people
being disrespectful.

- I'm not like that.
- I know.

- So, I don't feel comfortable.
- I agree, I...

She's shouting
at me, just like...

I'm not used to
people like that.

Right.

Like, I feel I'm
really well educated.

I mean, we can
talk, we can speak.

- It's fine.
- [Jose] Yeah.

Like, the action of it is just
shouting without a reason or anything.

- You're exploiting people. It's what you're doing.
- [Stefany] No.

- No, no, no. No, no, no, no.
- Oh, you all are.

- It's what you're doing.
- [Stefany] No.

[Jose] It's starts to give me
some second thoughts about her.

Hopefully you're gonna meet
another woman from there

and leave Kelle
just by its side.

By side.

[Jose speaking]

Hopefully.

Cool. Now I'm the bad guy.

I'm not the bad guy,
'cause I don't speak Spanish.

[Stefany speaking]

[laughs]

[bleep]

We want you to come up with a
dance that best communicates design.

[cheering]

[Jose] The shirt comes off
and all the ladies go crazy.

[cheering]

[Gabriel] So, I'm excited for my
first date, I get to go out the villa.

I've never been on a double
date with my mom before.

I would have never thought that I would
be here with such a beautiful woman.

[April J] I honestly can't remember the
last time I had so much fun on a date.

[Gabriel] He's trying
to hit on my mom

and it's not sitting
right with me.

To me, personally, you're the
most intriguing person in the house.

I want to be with Jose.

- I love my son.
- Okay.

It is a bit of mama's boy
going on with Jose and Pola.

They don't really have the
right sized condoms for me here.

He said he has a big [bleep].

How does it make you feel?

[laughs]

[Ryan speaking]

He's already asking
my girl on a date.

Who? You and I?

I do Gabriel a lot, but I'm a
little confused at this point.

[Ryan speaking]

It's about to get a
little more dramatic.

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