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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,891 --> 00:00:36,227 I know you. 2 00:00:36,435 --> 00:00:39,772 You had your own patch of the playground by the chemistry labs, 3 00:00:39,980 --> 00:00:42,023 selling off bent dinner tickets. 4 00:00:43,691 --> 00:00:45,443 Expelled, weren't you? 5 00:00:45,652 --> 00:00:50,281 Something about an air rifle and three female third-years? 6 00:00:50,490 --> 00:00:53,325 Hello? 7 00:00:54,326 --> 00:00:56,703 Silly fuck. 8 00:00:56,912 --> 00:00:59,373 Getting caught, I mean. 9 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:02,459 If you're going to be a naughty boy, you've got to be careful, 10 00:01:02,668 --> 00:01:04,961 or you'll end up here. 11 00:01:05,169 --> 00:01:08,047 Then I'll have to deal with you. 12 00:01:09,090 --> 00:01:13,844 You know me. Yes, you do. 13 00:01:14,053 --> 00:01:15,638 Honest John. 14 00:01:16,514 --> 00:01:19,641 Milk monitor, prefect... 15 00:01:21,351 --> 00:01:23,728 Would've made Head Boy if I'd stayed on. 16 00:01:25,730 --> 00:01:28,858 Old man put his foot down. 17 00:01:29,066 --> 00:01:32,403 Got to go out in the world, earn a crust. 18 00:01:35,531 --> 00:01:37,741 I don't give a toss that you did some dodgy perfume 19 00:01:37,950 --> 00:01:40,828 and I'll turn a blind eye to the blow. 20 00:01:41,036 --> 00:01:45,790 But you have to admit the sheltered accommodation was well out of order. 21 00:01:45,999 --> 00:01:49,085 Don't even start to think of denying it. 22 00:01:50,044 --> 00:01:54,089 I know you did the job. You know you did the job. 23 00:01:54,298 --> 00:01:57,342 Even my grandma's goldfish knows it. 24 00:02:03,849 --> 00:02:06,434 It's a bit warm, isn't it? 25 00:02:06,642 --> 00:02:10,605 Another tropical September afternoon in London's East End. 26 00:02:10,813 --> 00:02:14,358 Tell me you did it and I'll send out for some lollies. 27 00:02:19,154 --> 00:02:21,990 Much better you cough. 28 00:02:22,199 --> 00:02:27,829 Give me a video, a stereo, two bracelets and a telly. 29 00:02:28,038 --> 00:02:32,333 Fillin the necessaries and in Half an hour you can be in the boozer 30 00:02:32,541 --> 00:02:35,502 bragging of how you gave the Bill the run-around. 31 00:02:36,253 --> 00:02:38,505 Do us both a favour, eh? 32 00:02:38,714 --> 00:02:41,425 I need a clear-up and you need a break. 33 00:02:41,634 --> 00:02:45,720 You'll get six months suspended. You'll be laughing. 34 00:02:48,514 --> 00:02:52,852 You know me. My name is John. 35 00:02:54,354 --> 00:03:00,150 I can be very nice, and I can be very nasty. 36 00:03:01,735 --> 00:03:05,989 Either way I'm having a statement out of you. 37 00:03:06,198 --> 00:03:07,949 Your choice. 38 00:03:08,991 --> 00:03:10,952 JOHN: Yes! 39 00:03:13,496 --> 00:03:16,290 Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes! 40 00:03:16,499 --> 00:03:18,626 Looking for DC Brandon... 41 00:03:20,460 --> 00:03:21,795 Schofield's asked to see you. 42 00:03:22,003 --> 00:03:23,755 Chief Super reckons you're ripe for a job. 43 00:03:23,964 --> 00:03:27,384 I was beginning to think he had it in for me. 44 00:03:29,135 --> 00:03:31,720 Wait 'til you hear what the job is. 45 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:37,768 TV: Shadwell Town. 6.9.88, 4:07 pm. 46 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:43,315 Targets 7 and 8 are named. 20.9.88. 47 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:45,201 SCHOFIELD: All the scenes have been recorded 48 00:03:45,214 --> 00:03:46,651 at The Kennel over the past six months. 49 00:03:47,735 --> 00:03:50,864 - Kennel? - Shadwell fans call their ground that. 50 00:03:51,072 --> 00:03:55,535 - Their nickname's "The Dogs". - Their bite is worse than their bark. 51 00:03:56,285 --> 00:03:57,995 ...6.07 pm. 52 00:03:58,203 --> 00:04:01,123 SCHOFIELD: We want you in there with them. By the book. 53 00:04:01,331 --> 00:04:04,001 Day-to- day wack. Dates, times, places, faces. 54 00:04:04,209 --> 00:04:07,296 - I thought we had a squad at Shadwell. - Word went out on them. 55 00:04:07,504 --> 00:04:11,340 - Our targets will be suss of new faces. - Your targets will be different. 56 00:04:11,549 --> 00:04:15,469 Someone is organising this lot. We want generals, not foot soldiers. 57 00:04:19,807 --> 00:04:25,353 David Daley, motor mechanic. Done 18 months of 4 years for GBH. 58 00:04:30,817 --> 00:04:33,485 Paul Funnell. Done six for manslaughter. 59 00:04:33,694 --> 00:04:38,282 Strangled a bloke with a Union Jack. Said he did it as a joke. 60 00:04:41,869 --> 00:04:46,164 Wynton Mbula. Got his finger everywhere - nothing sticks. 61 00:04:47,999 --> 00:04:52,462 Daley, Funnell, Mbula. My money says it's them pushing the flags on the map. 62 00:04:52,670 --> 00:04:54,923 Why can't we do them on what you've got there? 63 00:04:55,131 --> 00:04:56,841 They'd be out before the season end. 64 00:04:57,050 --> 00:04:59,801 We want their sentences in years, not months. 65 00:05:00,010 --> 00:05:02,804 We want them on conspiracy. We want their goolies 66 00:05:03,013 --> 00:05:07,726 pickled on a plate for the Home Secretary. Got it? 67 00:05:08,435 --> 00:05:10,478 We've got a meeting with the previous team. 68 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:14,524 - Detective Sergeant in six months. - Don't got too excited. 69 00:05:14,732 --> 00:05:17,276 One minute you're flying and the next you're grounded. 70 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:21,447 I'm no plod. If I don't make Inspector in five years, I'll try some other game. 71 00:05:21,656 --> 00:05:23,657 Last week I was in court on an arson, 72 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:26,777 the week before I was looking for a lost arm 73 00:05:26,790 --> 00:05:29,454 in a car crash. This week it's football. 74 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:34,708 Stone me! What did you walk into? 75 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:36,293 Gold and black one. 76 00:05:37,378 --> 00:05:39,880 They sussed me. 77 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:42,091 How come? You look the part. 78 00:05:42,299 --> 00:05:45,386 We don't look like a bunch of tarts like you, anyhow. 79 00:05:45,594 --> 00:05:49,639 Some bloke I was at Hendon with was on duty at The Kennel, 80 00:05:49,848 --> 00:05:53,226 and he gave me "How many stripes have you got?" before I shut him up. 81 00:05:53,434 --> 00:05:55,186 - Arsehole. - What did your target say? 82 00:05:55,395 --> 00:05:58,314 Nothing. They were as good as gold All afternoon. 83 00:05:58,522 --> 00:06:00,357 'Til we got down to The Rock. 84 00:06:00,566 --> 00:06:04,319 Yeah, 'til after the game and we got down to The Rock. 85 00:06:04,528 --> 00:06:06,864 - Then they had us out the back. - Where's The Rock? 86 00:06:07,072 --> 00:06:10,409 - You'll find it, don't worry. - Stay clear of The Rock. 87 00:06:10,617 --> 00:06:14,412 Bob, the landlord. He can sniff Bill as soon as it walks through the door. 88 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:16,747 He'll chew your bones for breakfast, son. 89 00:06:17,915 --> 00:06:19,792 CHARLIE: How did you make contact with your targets? 90 00:06:20,001 --> 00:06:22,253 DANNY: Go to all the matches. Hang around the boozers. 91 00:06:22,461 --> 00:06:26,631 Go on a pub crawl around Shadwell. You'll soon come across them. 92 00:06:29,134 --> 00:06:31,928 You take the pubs on the right, we take those on the left. 93 00:06:32,137 --> 00:06:37,725 At the end of the evening we'll meet back at the nick and compare notes. 94 00:06:42,605 --> 00:06:44,481 DANNY: You'llsee enough to stuffthem, 95 00:06:44,690 --> 00:06:48,818 and what you don't see, you can guess. Do you know what I mean? 96 00:06:51,404 --> 00:06:53,948 - What are you having? - Half a stout. 97 00:06:55,950 --> 00:07:01,288 - I don't like drinking, John. - Neither do I, but make an effort. 98 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:25,393 CHARLIE: What's the matter with you two? Can't take a drink? 99 00:07:34,611 --> 00:07:36,820 I'm alright, I'm alright. 100 00:07:41,408 --> 00:07:43,702 Jackpot! 101 00:07:45,913 --> 00:07:47,540 Have you sobered up? 102 00:07:47,748 --> 00:07:50,667 And me. Let's go to work. 103 00:07:54,963 --> 00:07:57,006 Two pints of lager, please. 104 00:08:07,850 --> 00:08:10,936 - Over in the corner. Nutters. - Can it, Trevor. 105 00:08:31,204 --> 00:08:33,498 John. John! 106 00:08:36,168 --> 00:08:38,460 - What the fuck are you staring at? - Nothing, mate. 107 00:08:38,669 --> 00:08:42,673 - Calm down. Have a drink. - Tell your mate to fuck off. 108 00:08:42,882 --> 00:08:45,259 - I don't like being stared at. - Fucking right! 109 00:08:45,467 --> 00:08:48,804 Don't give us hassle. We're Shadwell like you, alright? 110 00:08:49,013 --> 00:08:51,222 You reckon? Who are we playing tomorrow? 111 00:08:52,515 --> 00:08:55,560 - Pentland, away. - I'm not asking you! 112 00:08:55,768 --> 00:08:59,439 - When's our next home game? - JOHN: Wednesday, mate. Grimsby. 113 00:08:59,647 --> 00:09:03,108 - Let him answer. - Who did we sell to Wimbledon? 114 00:09:04,902 --> 00:09:06,403 - Carera. - You! 115 00:09:06,612 --> 00:09:09,656 - Carera. - Well done, Brain of Britain! 116 00:09:09,865 --> 00:09:12,534 - Bloody good riddance. - Trev... 117 00:09:12,743 --> 00:09:14,744 He's the best player we over had! 118 00:09:14,952 --> 00:09:17,580 Fuck off, mate. If he'd gone any slower, he'd have grown roots. 119 00:09:17,788 --> 00:09:20,583 - JOHN: Trev... - Hang on, he's got a point. 120 00:09:22,585 --> 00:09:25,505 You've got to admit. He did have some flair, though. 121 00:09:25,713 --> 00:09:27,589 Oh, yeah. I wouldn't deny that, no. 122 00:09:27,797 --> 00:09:30,091 For a white bloke he was pretty skilful. 123 00:09:30,759 --> 00:09:34,888 - For a whitey, yeah. You're right. - You prat! 124 00:09:48,734 --> 00:09:53,446 I know they're fucking Neanderthals, But we've got to face them. 125 00:10:00,245 --> 00:10:02,121 I thought we might bump into you lot. 126 00:10:04,289 --> 00:10:05,916 So you're really Shadwell? 127 00:10:06,124 --> 00:10:08,961 Of course. Ignore him, he's new to the game. 128 00:10:11,171 --> 00:10:15,259 One Josh Carera! There's only one Josh Carera! 129 00:10:16,175 --> 00:10:18,219 - Do you fancy a game? - Yeah, I'm on. 130 00:10:18,427 --> 00:10:20,680 Five cards, two changes, no trumps. 131 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:23,015 Tell your mate he can play. 132 00:10:23,224 --> 00:10:27,019 - I hope he's got some cash on him. - Yeah. Cut him in, deal him out. 133 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,313 When do I over lose? 134 00:10:33,775 --> 00:10:36,528 TRAIN DRIVER: We'll shortly be arriving at Pentland... 135 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:38,780 ALL: Yeah! 136 00:10:48,289 --> 00:10:51,458 You lucky fucker! We're playing All the way back, you know. 137 00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:55,170 Sorry, boys. Must've hit a lucky streak. 138 00:11:50,095 --> 00:11:54,349 At least there's no Pentland. I reckon they've bottled. 139 00:11:54,557 --> 00:11:56,309 You don't know your arse, son. 140 00:11:56,518 --> 00:12:00,563 You'll have had enough of Pentland before the day's out. 141 00:12:51,152 --> 00:12:55,155 ALL: # Shadwell never, never, never shall lose face 142 00:12:57,782 --> 00:13:00,577 There it is, the ground. 143 00:13:00,785 --> 00:13:03,454 I don't give a fuck, John, to be quite honest. 144 00:13:08,458 --> 00:13:10,794 Had some of your lot in lockup. 145 00:13:11,962 --> 00:13:15,841 - My lot? - Wapping fans, trashed a nightclub. 146 00:13:16,049 --> 00:13:18,218 They aren't my lot. My lot are Shadwell. 147 00:13:18,427 --> 00:13:21,721 - They're all the same, though. - That's what they say about us. 148 00:13:21,929 --> 00:13:25,266 - You are enjoying your meal, I hope. - Yes. Thank you, Giuseppe. 149 00:13:25,475 --> 00:13:29,228 - The scallops are marvellous. - I have a special dessert for you. 150 00:13:29,437 --> 00:13:32,272 - Could we have another of these? - I don't want any more. 151 00:13:32,481 --> 00:13:36,234 - I do, though. Another half-bottle. - Certainly. 152 00:13:37,903 --> 00:13:39,738 What did you do all day? 153 00:13:41,156 --> 00:13:43,658 JOHN: Look at me! 154 00:13:45,326 --> 00:13:47,828 Tell me what you see. 155 00:13:48,037 --> 00:13:53,459 EDDIE: It's you, ain't it? John. A bloke. 156 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:57,504 - No. - An ordinary everyday bloke. 157 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,927 - Now what do you see? - Me. 158 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:06,179 - It's Eddie. - It's Eddie, John. 159 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,639 - A geezer. - You're looking, but not seeing. 160 00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:11,475 Not a bloke, not a geezer, not one of the lads. 161 00:14:11,683 --> 00:14:15,521 Know what I see? Bill. 162 00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:17,898 - It's what we are. - No, Trevor, it's not. 163 00:14:18,106 --> 00:14:22,068 He's got a point, Sarge. We are supposed to be Shadwell. 164 00:14:22,276 --> 00:14:25,947 Then it's bobble hats and rattles All round then, isn't it? 165 00:14:26,155 --> 00:14:28,199 Who's this? 166 00:14:28,407 --> 00:14:30,743 It's a dead ringer for Mr Magoo. 167 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:41,628 JOHN: Who scored the own goal that ended our chances of promotion? 168 00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:43,588 - TREVOR: Dempsey. - EDDIE: A right corker. 169 00:14:43,797 --> 00:14:47,842 He flights it back to the goalkeeper, to Clark in goal, but he's in the sun. 170 00:14:48,050 --> 00:14:51,345 Clark sees fuck all. The ball bounces once over his head and into the goal. 171 00:14:51,554 --> 00:14:53,889 Nolan sticks Dempsey straight on the transfer list. 172 00:14:54,098 --> 00:14:57,017 Bournemouth had him. No, Portsmouth. 50,000. 173 00:14:57,226 --> 00:14:59,936 Good riddance to bad rubbish. 174 00:15:00,145 --> 00:15:03,690 Next season we draw Portsmouth in the Zenith Cup. No, Simod. 175 00:15:03,898 --> 00:15:06,609 - And who scores against us? - Bobby fucking Dempsey! 176 00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:11,113 Brilliant ruck with Pompey. They jumped in the river rather than face us. 177 00:15:11,321 --> 00:15:15,159 I've got one. What's the biggest post-war attendance at The Kennel? 178 00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:18,203 - Man U, League Cup quarterfinal. 27,000. - No. 179 00:15:18,412 --> 00:15:21,707 - It's a trick question, then. - Rod Stewart, Now Year's Eve, 1980. 180 00:15:21,914 --> 00:15:24,834 - More than 30,000 paying customers. - Smart-arse! 181 00:15:25,042 --> 00:15:27,795 - Anyone know where we're going? - This is John's patch. 182 00:15:28,004 --> 00:15:30,673 - Never said you were Shadwell. - Was milked here. 183 00:15:30,882 --> 00:15:32,633 My gran lived here. 184 00:15:32,842 --> 00:15:36,011 If you visited her on Saturdays, you could hear the Shadwell roar. 185 00:15:36,219 --> 00:15:38,430 - Closest I've come. - Here's one. 186 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:42,350 Which team knocked Arsenal out of the FA Cup 1974-75? 187 00:15:42,559 --> 00:15:44,686 - Having a laugh, ain't you? - Bolger in goal. 188 00:15:44,895 --> 00:15:47,771 - Tell him Trevor. - Dobson, Boniface, Fisk, Hirst, 189 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:52,193 Austin, Stonebridge, Whitfield, Kurtz. 190 00:15:52,401 --> 00:15:55,988 Hyde and Royston up front, Matheson sub, unused. 191 00:15:56,197 --> 00:15:59,616 - Is he right? - How should I know? 192 00:16:02,118 --> 00:16:05,288 Welcome to The Kennel, lads. 193 00:16:32,021 --> 00:16:35,774 Come on, you Shadwell, got those northern nonces. 194 00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:40,362 CROWD: You're gonna got your fucking heads kicked in! 195 00:16:40,570 --> 00:16:44,116 You're gonna got your fucking heads kicked in! 196 00:16:44,324 --> 00:16:47,743 You're gonna got your fucking heads kicked in! 197 00:16:47,952 --> 00:16:51,747 You're gonna got your fucking heads kicked in! 198 00:16:58,921 --> 00:17:03,216 Not a lot to show. Bit of blow on the terraces, a few coins chucked. 199 00:17:03,424 --> 00:17:07,804 - Are you finished John? - What about the guy with the hip-flask? 200 00:17:08,012 --> 00:17:10,181 Do us a favour! 201 00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:13,475 Come on, John. It's a team effort. 202 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:17,980 - John? - Do you know what we've got to do? 203 00:17:18,188 --> 00:17:21,817 - We've got to got in at The Rock. - Leave it out! 204 00:17:22,025 --> 00:17:25,236 - The Rock's a minefield for Bill. - Exactly. 205 00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:29,282 It's a safe house for the top boys. They won't be in the sweetshop. 206 00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:32,410 - You saw what happened to the others. - They ain't us. 207 00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:36,414 - What about the landlord? - We ease ourselves in. 208 00:17:37,664 --> 00:17:42,335 Me and Trev can use our cover. We're painter-decorators, right? 209 00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:47,048 JOHN: We'll go there lunch-times at first, say we're working in the area. 210 00:17:47,257 --> 00:17:49,800 Get our faces known. 211 00:18:00,978 --> 00:18:02,937 What can I do you for? 212 00:18:04,647 --> 00:18:07,525 JOHN: Get on first-name terms with the bar staff.. 213 00:18:07,734 --> 00:18:11,863 Give them some chat. Have them Pour our drinks before we've ordered. 214 00:18:13,906 --> 00:18:16,325 Soon it's John and Trev, the painter-decorators. 215 00:18:16,533 --> 00:18:18,410 "Pint of the usual, love, and a steak and kidney. 216 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:21,455 "-A few more chips than yesterday. - Cheeky so-and-so. 217 00:18:21,663 --> 00:18:23,373 "Another round, lads?" 218 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:29,295 Once they know us, we'll pop in early on a Friday night. 219 00:18:29,504 --> 00:18:31,964 Just for a quick one. 220 00:19:09,207 --> 00:19:11,376 The usual, lads? 221 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,338 Are you two Dogs, then? 222 00:19:36,399 --> 00:19:40,152 Edwards, you geriatric retard. Where's your fucking walking stick? 223 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:44,739 - You want to paint it white, you nonce! - Help him out, for fuck's sake! 224 00:19:44,948 --> 00:19:48,785 - Help him out the fucking front gate! - Make sure you lock it after! 225 00:19:48,994 --> 00:19:52,246 Pick a decent side, Nolan. You couldn't pick your own fucking nose. 226 00:19:52,455 --> 00:19:55,833 - Not even if it was in front of your face. - Better than up the Chairman's arse! 227 00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:59,462 - That's not where he keeps his money. - Not where everyone could got at it! 228 00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:04,841 The ball, Edwards! Kicking up the pitch is the groundsman's work! 229 00:20:05,049 --> 00:20:09,471 Best pass he's made. Only trouble was it was a lump of turf. 230 00:20:09,679 --> 00:20:12,265 We've had enough sods on the pitch without his help. 231 00:20:12,474 --> 00:20:16,935 You're playing on drugs, and I don't mean speed! 232 00:20:20,981 --> 00:20:24,151 - Tripped over his laces. - Won us a free kick, though. 233 00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:26,111 Only thing we'll win this season. 234 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:30,239 - Oh, no! Who lines up to take it? - Gerry fucking Edwards. 235 00:20:30,448 --> 00:20:32,825 He couldn't score in a fucking brothel! 236 00:20:34,619 --> 00:20:36,913 YEAH! 237 00:20:38,539 --> 00:20:42,542 CROWD: One Gerry Edwards1 There's only one Gerry Edwards! 238 00:20:42,751 --> 00:20:48,048 One Gerry Edwards! There's only one Gerry Edwards! 239 00:20:48,256 --> 00:20:52,219 One Gerry Edwards! There's only one Gerry Edwards! 240 00:20:52,427 --> 00:20:57,348 One Gerry Edwards! There's only one Gerry Edwards! 241 00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:00,935 Shadwell, Shadwell! 242 00:21:01,143 --> 00:21:03,813 Wankers! Fuck off! 243 00:21:04,021 --> 00:21:07,774 - Have I seen you before somewhere? - The Rock's our local. 244 00:21:07,982 --> 00:21:10,610 - Must be it, then? - How long've you been going here? 245 00:21:10,819 --> 00:21:14,989 - A couple of years. And you? - Born and bred, since schooldays. 246 00:21:15,198 --> 00:21:18,700 - Wouldn't put up with them otherwise. - You fucking Arsenal scum! 247 00:21:18,909 --> 00:21:23,205 You go up for a pint and end up with a load of Gooners. 248 00:21:23,413 --> 00:21:25,415 Nick, mate. Duck... 249 00:21:31,963 --> 00:21:34,799 - Gumbo, is it your round or what? - It's my shout. 250 00:21:35,007 --> 00:21:36,884 No, let Ponce-Bonce get them. 251 00:21:37,093 --> 00:21:40,596 - It's alright, I got paid today. - NIK: Yeah? Makes a fucking change. 252 00:21:40,805 --> 00:21:43,890 MARTIN: Mind the table, Gumbo. 253 00:21:44,099 --> 00:21:49,312 90 nicker a week he makes. Packing jars of gherkins into boxes. 254 00:21:49,521 --> 00:21:52,023 He's fucking useless. 255 00:21:52,232 --> 00:21:55,317 Last year his old girl pops her clogs. He falls apart. 256 00:21:55,526 --> 00:21:59,029 Can't boil an egg, fries himself changing a light bulb. 257 00:21:59,238 --> 00:22:03,617 He's a silly runt. Every time he gets into a ruck he loses another tooth. 258 00:22:03,826 --> 00:22:07,078 We're running a book as to when he loses his last one. 259 00:22:07,287 --> 00:22:10,206 I'm down for September, so I'm looking after him 'til then. 260 00:22:14,711 --> 00:22:17,255 Gumbo! 261 00:22:17,464 --> 00:22:21,884 - We fucking love you, Gumbo. - About fucking time. 262 00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:39,942 - That's it, you're nicked! - You heard nothing, alright? 263 00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:44,362 - What's the matter with you? - Sorry, John. 264 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:52,204 ALL:# Shadwell never, never, never shall lose face 265 00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:55,956 # Though you hate us we couldn't give a toss 266 00:22:56,165 --> 00:22:59,919 Shadwell always, always, always are the boss 267 00:23:57,263 --> 00:23:59,014 MARIE: Are you alright, love? 268 00:23:59,223 --> 00:24:03,519 I would be alright if there was something fucking edible left out for me to eat. 269 00:24:04,895 --> 00:24:10,150 Don't you over, ever, speak to me like that again. 270 00:24:10,358 --> 00:24:13,403 I'm sorry. I'm being a prat. 271 00:24:14,612 --> 00:24:17,574 - What do you look like? - I had to have a drink. 272 00:24:17,782 --> 00:24:20,993 - It's how you got in with them. - I hope it was worth it. 273 00:24:21,201 --> 00:24:23,996 It went like a dream. Flying I am, Marie. 274 00:24:24,204 --> 00:24:27,332 I'm on Drugs or Vice after this, I tell you. 275 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:32,171 How does "DS Brandon" sound? 276 00:24:32,379 --> 00:24:35,757 A lot better than "where's my effing tea!" 277 00:24:41,763 --> 00:24:46,266 It's so bloody lovely to come home to you. 278 00:24:49,811 --> 00:24:52,189 Fucking day it was... 279 00:25:03,032 --> 00:25:05,242 - The usual, boys? - Lynda. 280 00:25:05,451 --> 00:25:09,038 What's been happening in my own boozer? I'm a stranger. 281 00:25:09,246 --> 00:25:11,790 Sorry, Bob. You don't know John and Trev, do you? 282 00:25:11,998 --> 00:25:14,876 - No, I don't. - They do up houses. 283 00:25:15,085 --> 00:25:18,963 - Bob's been on holiday. - Bollocks, I've been inside. 284 00:25:19,172 --> 00:25:23,175 What houses? Here they knock them down, not do them up. 285 00:25:23,383 --> 00:25:26,011 Down the docks. Being tarted up a treat. 286 00:25:32,309 --> 00:25:34,685 Uncle Bob's a big softie when you got to know him. 287 00:25:34,894 --> 00:25:38,022 Uncle Bob? Stone me, Lynda, there's not much family resemblance. 288 00:25:38,231 --> 00:25:41,651 I'm heiress to a pub, mate. You watch yourself. 289 00:25:41,859 --> 00:25:44,278 He's got a wobbler on. 290 00:25:44,487 --> 00:25:48,782 First day out, he invests in some chairs and tables for outside 291 00:25:48,990 --> 00:25:50,867 and someone's had them off. 292 00:25:51,076 --> 00:25:54,371 What's he like when it's something serious? 293 00:25:59,375 --> 00:26:03,462 MARIE: There's nothing wrong with large families, if that's what you want. 294 00:26:03,671 --> 00:26:06,841 I'd like another two. We need a bigger place, don't we, Eddie? 295 00:26:07,049 --> 00:26:09,677 - It's not the time to look for houses. - When is? 296 00:26:09,885 --> 00:26:12,554 Either the house is too small Or the mortgage is too big. 297 00:26:12,762 --> 00:26:15,682 - I'm happy where I am. - Yeah. 298 00:26:15,890 --> 00:26:17,581 Charlie's still paying for his ex's place. 299 00:26:17,594 --> 00:26:19,144 STEF: She's got her head screwed on. 300 00:26:19,352 --> 00:26:23,188 - And her feet under the table. - Don't sulk. 301 00:26:23,397 --> 00:26:27,526 Trevor said he'd live in a tent as long as I was with him. 302 00:26:27,735 --> 00:26:30,279 ALL: Aaah! 303 00:26:30,487 --> 00:26:32,906 I'm not thinking of kids until I got to Inspector. 304 00:26:33,115 --> 00:26:36,492 - Eh? - Charlie wishes he'd waited. 305 00:26:36,701 --> 00:26:39,704 - Excuse me a moment. - Are you checking it's still there? 306 00:26:39,912 --> 00:26:42,540 Won't be long. 307 00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:46,919 - Sorry. - Contagious, is it? 308 00:26:53,383 --> 00:26:55,677 Sorry. 309 00:27:05,561 --> 00:27:08,981 - CHARLIE: Midchester tomorrow. - JOHN: We'll stuff them. 310 00:27:09,190 --> 00:27:12,109 CHARLIE: 5-0 at least. Their goalie's crap. 311 00:27:12,317 --> 00:27:14,527 JOHN: Come on, you Shadwell! 312 00:27:17,822 --> 00:27:21,159 EDDIE: Come on, you Dogs! 313 00:27:23,161 --> 00:27:25,079 TREVOR: Murder them we will. 314 00:27:25,287 --> 00:27:29,041 ALL: # We are Shadwell The Kennel is our place 315 00:27:29,249 --> 00:27:33,128 # Shadwell never, never, never shall lose face 316 00:27:37,757 --> 00:27:40,802 Fucking grow up, for fuck's sake! 317 00:27:46,349 --> 00:27:49,226 Mind your backs, boys. 318 00:27:50,852 --> 00:27:53,814 Bob says word is the Brummies Want to take out a pub. 319 00:27:54,022 --> 00:27:56,441 I hope they pick us. Here you are, Gumbo. 320 00:27:56,650 --> 00:27:59,236 Trev's just been telling us about your kid, John. 321 00:27:59,945 --> 00:28:01,987 Oh, has he? 322 00:28:02,196 --> 00:28:06,325 - Never said you were a dad, John. - It's not something you shout about. 323 00:28:06,534 --> 00:28:10,204 - What's his name, then? - Didn't Trev tell you? 324 00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:13,915 James Wilson Hibbin Chatfield Edwards Hutcheson Clark 325 00:28:14,124 --> 00:28:17,001 Edmonds Ball Cox Cummins. 326 00:28:18,002 --> 00:28:20,088 Fucking brilliant, naming your sprog after 327 00:28:20,296 --> 00:28:22,424 the side that got promoted to the Second Division. 328 00:28:22,632 --> 00:28:24,759 You want to bring him down to The Kennel. 329 00:28:24,968 --> 00:28:28,679 Yeah, bring him down here, John. Your missus wouldn't mind. 330 00:28:31,974 --> 00:28:34,643 Brummie bastards! 331 00:28:36,687 --> 00:28:41,482 - It ain't The Rock they're after. - I'm finding out where they do go. 332 00:28:41,691 --> 00:28:43,985 Hang on, John. 333 00:30:02,391 --> 00:30:05,226 Bob says tonight you don't Put your hand in your pocket. 334 00:30:05,434 --> 00:30:09,939 - Cheers, Lynda. - When are you going to ask me out? 335 00:30:10,147 --> 00:30:12,650 Don't say nothing. Wait 'til you're sober. 336 00:30:12,858 --> 00:30:15,611 Set up weeks ago this meet. Good ruck before the game. 337 00:30:15,820 --> 00:30:18,154 Only trouble, the Brummies couldn't got off the coach. 338 00:30:18,363 --> 00:30:23,493 Some prat leads a charge. John, do you know who that might he? 339 00:30:27,747 --> 00:30:29,331 I love you! 340 00:30:30,332 --> 00:30:34,294 # Though you hate us we couldn't give a toss 341 00:30:34,503 --> 00:30:36,171 Oi! 342 00:30:37,715 --> 00:30:40,259 You think you're the cream on top of a bottle of piss, 343 00:30:40,466 --> 00:30:42,260 but any more row and you're on report. 344 00:30:42,468 --> 00:30:45,388 - Sorry, Sergeant. - My lot in lockup are better behaved. 345 00:30:45,972 --> 00:30:48,474 Sorry, Sergeant. We've had a very stressful night. 346 00:30:48,683 --> 00:30:51,728 Yeah. It won't happen again, Sarge. 347 00:30:55,188 --> 00:30:58,150 You've got to draw the line somewhere. 348 00:31:01,403 --> 00:31:04,740 This is no good, coming back to the nick after a day's work. 349 00:31:04,947 --> 00:31:09,493 - We need a proper office. - And proper backup. We're winging it. 350 00:31:09,702 --> 00:31:12,621 - Fucking right. - JOHN: Down to you, Trev. 351 00:31:12,830 --> 00:31:15,291 You're the sergeant. 352 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:22,881 - What's the word on the meet today? - You've not seen Bob? 353 00:31:23,089 --> 00:31:26,301 Half-one, Lumber's Arms, city centre. 354 00:31:26,509 --> 00:31:30,304 I'd have thought Bob would've put you in the picture. 355 00:31:32,556 --> 00:31:37,019 Oi, Gumbo! Get your tools out. Get your tools out. 356 00:31:37,227 --> 00:31:40,439 # Get your tools out! Get your tools out! 357 00:31:40,647 --> 00:31:43,149 # Get your tools out for the lads! 358 00:31:43,357 --> 00:31:47,153 # Get your tools out for the lads! 359 00:31:48,571 --> 00:31:51,574 Gumbo, you're fucking nicked, my son! 360 00:31:57,412 --> 00:31:59,289 Oi, look! 361 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,711 Football Intelligence? 362 00:32:06,004 --> 00:32:08,422 DS Jones Shadwell District. 363 00:32:25,105 --> 00:32:28,108 We've been done over. Half of Midlands' Bill to greet us. 364 00:32:28,316 --> 00:32:31,860 I've been grassed by some fucker. He's dead when I sniff him. 365 00:32:32,069 --> 00:32:36,281 It's a bloody shame. I was looking forward to a good ruck. 366 00:32:42,454 --> 00:32:44,414 Are you sure? 367 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,628 Another large one. 368 00:32:57,634 --> 00:33:01,179 - Alright, Bob? - Fucking no, we're talking. 369 00:33:01,722 --> 00:33:03,181 Sorry, mate. 370 00:33:03,390 --> 00:33:06,268 I'm sick of setting up meets only for Old Bill to show. 371 00:33:06,476 --> 00:33:11,147 And me! Bob, I swear on my mother's life I wouldn't grass anyone. 372 00:33:11,355 --> 00:33:12,815 Shut the fuck up! 373 00:33:13,023 --> 00:33:16,402 - We know it ain't you, Gumbo. - Some fucker, though, innit? 374 00:33:16,610 --> 00:33:18,654 I thought we'd had off all the Bill here. 375 00:33:18,863 --> 00:33:21,698 - NIK: They're like maggots. - I'm sick of this. 376 00:33:21,906 --> 00:33:23,867 Three mates were set up last time. 377 00:33:24,075 --> 00:33:27,871 We'll crucify them in court, though. Their evidence is bollocks, innit? 378 00:33:28,079 --> 00:33:30,206 Geoff Marshall is getting married one Saturday. 379 00:33:30,415 --> 00:33:32,708 They've got him involved in a knifing in Bristol. 380 00:33:32,916 --> 00:33:36,045 He's got a video of the wedding! 381 00:33:36,253 --> 00:33:39,214 Dave Armstrong was set up for a burglary. 382 00:33:39,423 --> 00:33:42,176 He was in police custody at the time! 383 00:33:42,384 --> 00:33:45,636 All the same, there's Bill or grass or snouts here. 384 00:33:45,845 --> 00:33:49,140 Our job is to smoke them out and snuff them. 385 00:33:49,348 --> 00:33:52,477 - Fucking rip their faces off! - Yeah, Bob! 386 00:33:53,686 --> 00:33:58,065 ALL: # We are Shadwell The Kennel is our place 387 00:33:58,398 --> 00:34:02,736 #Shadwell never, never, never shall lose face 388 00:34:02,944 --> 00:34:07,282 # Though you hate us we couldn't give a toss 389 00:34:07,491 --> 00:34:11,994 #Shadwell always, always, always are the boss 390 00:34:18,209 --> 00:34:20,419 Alright, boys? 391 00:34:21,961 --> 00:34:25,507 Alright? Alright? 392 00:34:27,467 --> 00:34:29,761 Alright? 393 00:34:33,972 --> 00:34:38,310 - Who scored the most goals last year? - It wasn't you, was it? 394 00:34:44,566 --> 00:34:46,442 Shadwell Army! 395 00:34:46,651 --> 00:34:50,071 - He's got to sort it out. - We're going down now, aren't we? 396 00:34:50,279 --> 00:34:51,698 NIK: We need a new striker. 397 00:34:51,906 --> 00:34:58,787 Reckon you're Shadwell? Name every goalkeeper since World War I. 398 00:34:58,995 --> 00:35:01,289 I can. 399 00:35:03,834 --> 00:35:06,628 Alright, I'll give you something easier. 400 00:35:06,837 --> 00:35:11,590 TREVOR: What Shadwell player has the highest number of international caps? 401 00:35:14,427 --> 00:35:18,597 Sorry. Shit-for-brains has had too Much juice. Won't bother you again. 402 00:35:18,806 --> 00:35:21,976 - What the fuck are you on? - Alright, Trev? 403 00:35:22,183 --> 00:35:24,936 - Getting a bit boozed up. - Can't handle his juice. 404 00:35:26,938 --> 00:35:28,273 Ow! 405 00:35:30,066 --> 00:35:32,318 I'll fucking kill him! 406 00:35:38,657 --> 00:35:40,200 Yellow card, John! 407 00:35:42,077 --> 00:35:46,248 I was in there. She fancies me, Lynda. She's always looking over. 408 00:35:46,457 --> 00:35:49,375 Get in the fucking motor before you do more damage! 409 00:35:49,584 --> 00:35:52,795 - I'm doing my job! - Well, don't! 410 00:35:58,509 --> 00:36:01,970 You forget who's in charge. It's me you take orders from. 411 00:36:02,179 --> 00:36:05,557 Bollocks! You're incapable. 412 00:36:09,770 --> 00:36:14,690 Try looking at yourself in a mirror! You're a fucking hooligan, John! 413 00:36:18,194 --> 00:36:20,071 You don't scare me, John. 414 00:36:35,126 --> 00:36:39,880 You're off the squad, if for no other reason than your dangerous driving! 415 00:36:40,089 --> 00:36:42,508 I'll have you in uniform by Monday! 416 00:36:42,716 --> 00:36:45,219 Morning, Trevor. What's the matter with you two? 417 00:36:45,427 --> 00:36:47,471 JOHN: I'm fine. It's him. 418 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,723 He grasses on me, throws his weight around in the pub, 419 00:36:50,932 --> 00:36:55,061 blows our cred with Bob and tries to act the caveman with Lynda! 420 00:36:55,269 --> 00:36:58,940 - What's this about John leaving? - He's not leaving, I'm sacking him! 421 00:36:59,148 --> 00:37:02,192 - So help me, you... - You can't do it, Trev. 422 00:37:02,401 --> 00:37:05,654 I can do what I like! I'm the Sergeant! 423 00:37:05,862 --> 00:37:09,533 You can't hack it. Fuck off onto Traffic Control! 424 00:37:10,909 --> 00:37:14,745 Well, that's that, then. It's out of my hands. 425 00:37:14,954 --> 00:37:17,998 I think I'll take a holiday. 426 00:37:47,026 --> 00:37:50,987 - Are you alright? - How's Trev? 427 00:37:51,195 --> 00:37:54,198 His glasses are broken. He'll live. 428 00:37:55,366 --> 00:37:58,077 Better come out and face it, mate. 429 00:38:21,891 --> 00:38:23,768 I'm sorry, Jonesy. 430 00:38:26,644 --> 00:38:28,521 I'm sorry as well, John. 431 00:38:28,730 --> 00:38:32,192 - I was out of order. - So was I. 432 00:38:34,444 --> 00:38:38,989 - I don't want you off the squad. - I realise you have to carry the can. 433 00:38:39,198 --> 00:38:41,575 Trev, you can't pull rank when you're undercover. 434 00:38:41,784 --> 00:38:46,789 - You're painter-decorators. - Trevor and John, mates 435 00:38:46,997 --> 00:38:49,875 Mates, like they say. 436 00:38:50,667 --> 00:38:52,669 Right. That's that, then. 437 00:38:52,877 --> 00:38:56,464 Back to civilisation. I need some kip. 438 00:38:57,757 --> 00:39:00,385 - TREVOR: Tell you what, though, John. - Trev? 439 00:39:00,593 --> 00:39:04,888 If you hadn't run off, I would've kicked your head in. 440 00:40:31,926 --> 00:40:35,180 Right, who the fucking hell are you? 441 00:40:35,388 --> 00:40:40,434 - I'm John, and this is Trevor. - John and Trevor, bollocks! 442 00:40:40,642 --> 00:40:43,645 You're fucking Old Bill, mate. 443 00:40:49,485 --> 00:40:51,320 Say that again. 444 00:40:52,488 --> 00:40:55,740 Gumbo let drop that when we clumped them Gooners, 445 00:40:55,948 --> 00:40:58,159 your mate gave it the old Starsky and Hutch. 446 00:40:58,368 --> 00:41:01,120 - I said it was a joke. - Shut up, Gumbo. 447 00:41:01,329 --> 00:41:04,540 Gumbo's right, you nonce. He was putting the wind up them. 448 00:41:04,749 --> 00:41:09,378 And who's seen making phone calls on the way to Westley? 449 00:41:09,586 --> 00:41:11,797 Your mate Trevor. 450 00:41:12,005 --> 00:41:16,885 And when we got there, we got a reception from fucking plod. 451 00:41:17,094 --> 00:41:19,011 He was phoning his mum. 452 00:41:19,220 --> 00:41:21,806 - My mum. - This house... 453 00:41:22,014 --> 00:41:25,059 This house in Catford you're supposed to be decorating. 454 00:41:25,267 --> 00:41:28,396 Me and Nick popped round to take you out for a pint. 455 00:41:28,604 --> 00:41:33,274 - Where the hell were you? - Doing up the house before. 456 00:41:33,483 --> 00:41:37,654 - That's what I said. - No, this ain't fucking right. 457 00:41:37,862 --> 00:41:40,532 You turn up out of nowhere. No one's heard of you. 458 00:41:40,740 --> 00:41:43,242 You got all friendly with everyone 459 00:41:43,450 --> 00:41:47,663 and suddenly there's Bill in the way every time we arrange a ruck. 460 00:41:47,871 --> 00:41:49,289 What are you saying? 461 00:41:49,498 --> 00:41:52,418 I'm fucking saying, you two-bob wanker, 462 00:41:52,626 --> 00:41:56,004 that you and you are fucking Old Bill! 463 00:41:56,212 --> 00:42:00,967 I don't take that from any runt. You and me, outside. Now! 464 00:42:05,847 --> 00:42:08,932 I can smell Old Bill. Smell it here, I don't. 465 00:42:09,141 --> 00:42:11,435 He doesn't come over like old Bill, Mark. 466 00:42:11,643 --> 00:42:18,482 - He would have shat himself by now. - You utter fucking wanker. 467 00:42:37,584 --> 00:42:42,797 John, mate. I'm sorry. I'm just a bit uptight with the trial coming up. 468 00:42:43,005 --> 00:42:47,801 - What trial? - You know, my mates the Bill set up. 469 00:42:48,010 --> 00:42:51,347 Bob sorted me out, though. 470 00:42:53,682 --> 00:42:56,434 Can I buy you a pint? 471 00:43:05,777 --> 00:43:10,614 - Ain't my fucking round. - Come on, Gumbo! 472 00:43:10,822 --> 00:43:13,116 Give it a press, Gum. 473 00:43:20,414 --> 00:43:22,625 - He fucking guessed it! - No, I know it. 474 00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:27,630 - John! It's your go, mate. - John, mate. Have a go. 475 00:43:40,141 --> 00:43:43,979 - Go on, mate. - Go on, John. 476 00:43:52,194 --> 00:43:54,989 Go on, have a guess. 477 00:43:59,909 --> 00:44:04,163 - Oi, that's brand new! - What's wrong? It's only a game. 478 00:44:04,372 --> 00:44:06,624 - You've told them, you fucking runt! - No, I ain't. 479 00:44:06,833 --> 00:44:09,042 - Everyone's laughing! - I'm not laughing. 480 00:44:09,251 --> 00:44:12,421 - TREVOR: John, I ain't said nothing. - Ain't my fault. 481 00:44:12,629 --> 00:44:14,715 Loads of people can't read or write. 482 00:44:14,923 --> 00:44:18,135 - I don't expect you to take the piss. - I ain't, John. Honest. 483 00:44:18,343 --> 00:44:21,637 - TREVOR: What do you mean? - He wasn't taking the piss. 484 00:44:21,887 --> 00:44:25,141 Can't read or write? How do you manage? 485 00:44:25,349 --> 00:44:29,103 He does it for me. He reads for me, I slap people for him. No more though! 486 00:44:29,312 --> 00:44:33,024 That's you and me finished! 487 00:44:33,231 --> 00:44:37,110 Sorry, mate. We'll back you up when he's chilled out a bit. 488 00:44:37,319 --> 00:44:39,446 Stone me. The poor fucker can't read or write 489 00:44:39,654 --> 00:44:41,990 and here's you accusing him of being Old Bill! 490 00:44:43,033 --> 00:44:44,367 For fuck's sake! 491 00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:54,001 The man done well! I'm impressed. 492 00:45:00,465 --> 00:45:04,385 SCHOFIELD: Used to be a paint factory before the firm went bankrupt. 493 00:45:04,594 --> 00:45:08,139 We're going to use it as a filing centre when you are through. 494 00:45:08,348 --> 00:45:11,725 - This is what I call an office. - Look what they've left behind. 495 00:45:11,933 --> 00:45:16,104 John and Trev, painter-decorators, are in business at last. 496 00:45:17,022 --> 00:45:21,401 You'll find your requests for stationery, ID and the rest on your desks 497 00:45:21,610 --> 00:45:23,778 - Pagers? - Very funny. 498 00:45:23,986 --> 00:45:26,572 Driving licences, medical cards, UB40s, the lot. 499 00:45:26,781 --> 00:45:29,950 Look, John. Your criminal record. 500 00:45:33,454 --> 00:45:36,790 Truancy, theft, juvenile court, 501 00:45:36,998 --> 00:45:40,961 detention centre, do a runner, two housebreakings, 502 00:45:41,169 --> 00:45:43,838 assault and affray, then assault on a copper, 503 00:45:44,047 --> 00:45:46,091 suspended sentence, heavy fine. 504 00:45:46,299 --> 00:45:47,675 Don't mess with him. 505 00:45:49,051 --> 00:45:51,512 Fucking right. 506 00:46:18,870 --> 00:46:20,288 Yeah! 507 00:46:47,355 --> 00:46:50,065 Oh, fuck it! 508 00:46:54,862 --> 00:46:56,196 What? 509 00:47:07,457 --> 00:47:09,667 I said "what?" 510 00:47:15,505 --> 00:47:16,840 Fat pig. 511 00:47:20,135 --> 00:47:21,970 If you've got something to fucking say... 512 00:47:22,179 --> 00:47:26,974 "Fuck, fuck, fuck!" That's all I ever hear from you! 513 00:47:28,517 --> 00:47:33,522 The more you say it, the less able you are to do it. Now, why is that? 514 00:47:38,401 --> 00:47:40,654 Don't look at me like that. You scare me. 515 00:47:48,828 --> 00:47:51,330 What are you going to do? Beat me up? 516 00:47:51,538 --> 00:47:53,624 What? 517 00:48:07,136 --> 00:48:10,390 Alright, then. Alright. 518 00:49:00,102 --> 00:49:02,521 I can't look at you. 519 00:49:03,730 --> 00:49:07,108 I don't know what's happening to us. 520 00:49:09,235 --> 00:49:11,696 It's not right. 521 00:49:12,905 --> 00:49:19,828 What's got you so upset? What's wrong with being happy? 522 00:49:55,361 --> 00:49:57,947 We can go up, I tell you. 523 00:49:58,155 --> 00:50:00,741 Nolan wants to buy a couple of decent players. 524 00:50:00,950 --> 00:50:03,786 He can't afford the bus fares, let alone the players. 525 00:50:03,993 --> 00:50:07,747 No, no, no! You go bargaining in the lower divisions, 526 00:50:07,956 --> 00:50:10,500 got a couple of likely lads off the YTS. 527 00:50:10,708 --> 00:50:14,212 - I mean, look at Carera. - Best player we over had. 528 00:50:15,713 --> 00:50:20,050 Think about it, though. The Dogs in the First Division. 529 00:50:20,258 --> 00:50:24,262 Playing at Anfield, Old Trafford, Highbury... 530 00:50:24,471 --> 00:50:27,224 - In your dreams. - Fuck off, Charlie Bowers. 531 00:50:27,432 --> 00:50:31,143 - I'm not some creeping wallflower. - No, you're more like poison ivy. 532 00:50:31,352 --> 00:50:35,898 Get away from this bar, or it's the Fred Flintstone's for you tonight. 533 00:50:36,107 --> 00:50:41,444 Isn't she lovely? And she's mine. All mine. 534 00:50:41,653 --> 00:50:44,281 The Fred Flintstone's, Ed? 535 00:50:45,407 --> 00:50:48,076 Wilma! 536 00:50:55,207 --> 00:50:58,252 - Having another, John? - What'll it be, boys? 537 00:50:58,460 --> 00:51:01,005 You should know, you've been serving us all night. 538 00:51:01,213 --> 00:51:04,508 Whisky, mate. Doubles. Have one yourself. 539 00:51:06,342 --> 00:51:10,430 - There's no need for it, John. - Of course not, Trev. 540 00:51:15,184 --> 00:51:16,853 Ta. 541 00:51:18,478 --> 00:51:20,814 Here's to it. 542 00:51:31,490 --> 00:51:34,201 Marie's looking nice tonight. 543 00:51:43,501 --> 00:51:46,546 Did I tell you Moira's left me? 544 00:51:50,383 --> 00:51:53,178 We should never have sold Carera. 545 00:51:53,386 --> 00:51:56,305 What do you reckon? A couple more here for appearance's sake, 546 00:51:56,513 --> 00:51:59,016 then I'll drop off Marie and we'll go down The Rock. 547 00:51:59,224 --> 00:52:01,894 It's Christmas Eve! Shouldn't you and Marie... 548 00:52:02,102 --> 00:52:03,437 Are you up for it? 549 00:52:06,773 --> 00:52:09,859 #Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 550 00:52:10,068 --> 00:52:13,821 # Oh, what fun it is to stay when Shadwell's on their way 551 00:52:14,030 --> 00:52:17,700 #Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way 552 00:52:17,909 --> 00:52:22,079 # Oh, what fun it is to stay when Shadwell's on their way 553 00:52:34,632 --> 00:52:37,593 Who did the decorations, then? You? 554 00:52:55,609 --> 00:52:58,070 You're not like the rest. 555 00:53:02,908 --> 00:53:05,327 You can walk me home, if you want. 556 00:53:05,536 --> 00:53:10,748 Lynda. You're lovely, you're really lovely, but... 557 00:53:10,957 --> 00:53:14,544 See what's in your Christmas stocking. 558 00:53:14,752 --> 00:53:18,506 I can't. How can I? 559 00:53:20,299 --> 00:53:22,884 Off you go, then. Don't waste any more of my time. 560 00:53:23,093 --> 00:53:27,931 This ain't me. I ain't like this. 561 00:53:28,932 --> 00:53:31,393 Are you coming back or what? 562 00:53:33,144 --> 00:53:34,854 Sorry. 563 00:53:53,872 --> 00:53:56,082 Merry Christmas, John. 564 00:54:57,846 --> 00:55:00,933 TREVOR: Good Christmas, John? 565 00:55:01,141 --> 00:55:03,477 JOHN: Will you fuck off! 566 00:55:06,272 --> 00:55:09,066 CHARLIE: You don't think Bob's Mr Fix-it, do you? 567 00:55:09,275 --> 00:55:12,944 EDDIE: Mr Know-it, yeah. Everyone talks to Bob, 568 00:55:13,152 --> 00:55:18,074 but he couldn't organise his shit into the pan without someone's help. 569 00:55:18,283 --> 00:55:22,619 My money's on Wynton. He's always jabbering into his mobile. 570 00:55:25,330 --> 00:55:27,416 What do you think, John? 571 00:55:27,624 --> 00:55:31,461 I think with all this bunny we're going to miss the cup draw. 572 00:55:34,505 --> 00:55:35,881 About Wynton. 573 00:55:39,260 --> 00:55:43,180 He's deep into something, but there's nothing that pins the rucks on him. 574 00:55:43,389 --> 00:55:45,558 - He's always on the scene. - So are we. 575 00:55:48,101 --> 00:55:50,895 What? What did I say? 576 00:55:52,772 --> 00:55:55,483 Pompey vs. Arsenal. Should be tasty. 577 00:55:57,068 --> 00:55:58,653 We've got to got more specific. 578 00:55:58,862 --> 00:56:02,323 We're up to our tits in circumstantial, But there's nothing to put our targets away. 579 00:56:02,531 --> 00:56:06,827 "Targets", bollocks! These people are our mates. 580 00:56:09,204 --> 00:56:12,457 Of course they are our mates. 581 00:56:12,707 --> 00:56:14,542 I'm having the time of my life. 582 00:56:14,751 --> 00:56:18,254 I don't believe I'm hearing this! 583 00:56:20,673 --> 00:56:23,384 For fuck's sake, we're cops! 584 00:56:23,592 --> 00:56:25,761 RADIO: ...Shadwell Town. 585 00:56:25,969 --> 00:56:31,224 - Yes! - Yes, yes, yes! 586 00:57:29,695 --> 00:57:31,822 Come on, you Dogs! 587 00:57:34,241 --> 00:57:37,034 You Wapping wankers! 588 00:57:39,537 --> 00:57:45,626 - Come on, Wapping. Where are you? - Fucking shitting themselves. 589 00:58:10,399 --> 00:58:12,526 TREVOR: Stop, stop! 590 00:58:18,031 --> 00:58:21,200 You bloody hooligan! 591 00:58:23,703 --> 00:58:26,872 - EDDIE: In the chemist! - JOHN: You're fucking joking! 592 00:58:35,631 --> 00:58:37,841 MARTIN: Shut up! 593 00:58:38,050 --> 00:58:39,550 Shut up, you! 594 00:58:40,176 --> 00:58:42,511 John, John! Billy! 595 00:58:43,471 --> 00:58:45,973 Nik! Pass! 596 00:59:01,696 --> 00:59:04,031 Can I help you, gentlemen? 597 00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:07,868 Perhaps your friends have gone away now? 598 00:59:13,123 --> 00:59:16,125 Here you are, mate. Sorry to be of any trouble. 599 00:59:16,334 --> 00:59:18,836 - Sorry, mate. - Sorry, mate. 600 00:59:19,045 --> 00:59:21,965 - Sorry, mate. - The lid's over there, mate. 601 00:59:22,173 --> 00:59:23,675 Cheers, mate. 602 00:59:32,683 --> 00:59:34,518 Bottled it! 603 00:59:39,605 --> 00:59:43,359 ALL: Shadwell Army! Shadwell Army! 604 01:00:08,966 --> 01:00:12,595 What were you going to do had they come in? Offer them a perm? 605 01:00:12,803 --> 01:00:15,556 Trev, look. Trevor. 606 01:00:15,764 --> 01:00:18,600 Look, Trevor. 607 01:00:22,395 --> 01:00:25,815 - MARTIN: What happened, Trev? - I took on a busload of Wappers. 608 01:00:26,024 --> 01:00:29,401 - You never! - That's right, you fucking never. 609 01:00:29,610 --> 01:00:34,072 Alright? State of you looks like the fun has already started. 610 01:00:34,281 --> 01:00:37,618 Boys and me are off to the home end to kick some heads in. You on for it? 611 01:00:37,826 --> 01:00:40,786 - Just you lot? - You're out of your bin. 612 01:00:40,995 --> 01:00:43,873 Last time we went down there, one got his throat cut. 613 01:00:44,081 --> 01:00:46,792 - If you ain't got the bottle, fine by me. - I'll come with you. 614 01:00:47,001 --> 01:00:51,005 - Anyone else? - Trev. You've been fighting all morning. 615 01:00:51,214 --> 01:00:55,008 Thank fuck some Dogs still have teeth. 616 01:01:28,039 --> 01:01:31,083 Us against this lot? We must be fucking mad. 617 01:01:31,291 --> 01:01:33,710 You'll be alright, mate. Stand by me. 618 01:01:33,919 --> 01:01:36,129 This'll show some fucking Wappers. 619 01:01:44,971 --> 01:01:48,891 # We are Shadwell The Kennel is our place 620 01:01:49,100 --> 01:01:52,812 # Shadwell never, never, never shall lose face. 621 01:01:53,020 --> 01:01:56,648 # Though you hate us we couldn't give a toss. 622 01:02:32,180 --> 01:02:34,349 Let's go, son! 623 01:03:42,538 --> 01:03:46,207 Shadwell Army, Shadwell Army, Shadwell Army! 624 01:04:02,222 --> 01:04:04,558 ALL: Yeah! 625 01:05:55,493 --> 01:05:57,912 Where were you this afternoon? 626 01:05:58,120 --> 01:06:01,831 I'm sorry, John, mate. I lost my bottle. 627 01:06:03,583 --> 01:06:05,877 It just went. 628 01:06:07,170 --> 01:06:09,756 Couldn't control myself. 629 01:06:11,299 --> 01:06:13,717 I wouldn't have been any use, anyway. 630 01:06:15,302 --> 01:06:18,305 - Sorry. - Alright. 631 01:06:22,852 --> 01:06:25,478 - Were you up our end? - Bloody mess. 632 01:06:25,687 --> 01:06:28,314 I could've had 20 officers for aggravated assault. 633 01:06:28,523 --> 01:06:31,484 - You putting it in your report? - Yes, I fucking am. 634 01:06:31,693 --> 01:06:35,363 We've done ours. The full gory details. 635 01:06:36,154 --> 01:06:42,369 - You want to go to casualty. - Nah, I'd rather have the scars. 636 01:06:42,578 --> 01:06:45,539 CHARLIE: I've got some good stuff from the surveillance camera at Wapping. 637 01:06:45,747 --> 01:06:49,208 EDDIE: We reckon we've pinned one of their top boys. 638 01:06:49,417 --> 01:06:51,002 - Who is it? - We don't know him. 639 01:06:51,210 --> 01:06:56,215 We thought you might be able to put a name to the face. 640 01:07:00,011 --> 01:07:02,888 EDDIE: Who is that runt, John? 641 01:07:03,513 --> 01:07:05,724 No one I know. 642 01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:32,290 "January 28. Wapping." 643 01:07:32,498 --> 01:07:35,752 Everything we've described, we've seen with our own eyes, sir. 644 01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:37,836 You'd better have. 645 01:07:38,045 --> 01:07:41,673 We've had two undercover London operations fall apart in court, 646 01:07:41,882 --> 01:07:46,720 and we've had to withdraw prosecutions in Pentland due to unsafe evidence. 647 01:07:50,765 --> 01:07:53,684 DC Brandon, any problems with your work? 648 01:07:53,893 --> 01:07:55,645 Only those the Old Bill give us. 649 01:07:55,853 --> 01:07:58,231 - I don't quite... - TREVOR: John's work has been brilliant. 650 01:07:58,439 --> 01:08:02,943 He dealt with the suspicions of the targets by telling them he's illiterate. 651 01:08:04,861 --> 01:08:07,155 How did you got through training school? 652 01:08:09,199 --> 01:08:10,700 I don't quite follow. 653 01:08:10,909 --> 01:08:14,286 If you can't read or write, how did you become a policeman? 654 01:08:14,954 --> 01:08:19,208 Sir, he can read and write. It's part of his cover. 655 01:08:19,416 --> 01:08:23,837 - I made it up. - I see. 656 01:08:24,046 --> 01:08:28,007 - I thought we had an illiterate policeman. - JOHN: There's a thought... 657 01:08:28,216 --> 01:08:31,845 We were all wondering... With all the court cases collapsing 658 01:08:32,053 --> 01:08:36,474 and other forces pulling their covert squads out, 659 01:08:36,683 --> 01:08:39,768 are we to continue with our work, sir? 660 01:08:43,313 --> 01:08:46,149 - ALL: Yes! - Autumn, lovely. 661 01:08:46,358 --> 01:08:47,943 Could be up with the cream then. 662 01:08:48,151 --> 01:08:50,279 Pan this one out, and we can stay on another season. 663 01:08:50,487 --> 01:08:53,406 CHARLIE: Brighton away next bank holiday. Well make a weekend of it. 664 01:08:53,614 --> 01:08:56,993 Can't fucking go, can I? Marie's made other plans. 665 01:08:57,201 --> 01:09:00,746 Tell Mart and them. Tell them the kid's sick. 666 01:09:14,593 --> 01:09:18,846 They wouldn't mind if you asked for a transfer. 667 01:09:19,054 --> 01:09:21,974 You've given them blood and sweat. 668 01:09:24,476 --> 01:09:27,520 You could go back into uniform, they'd make you a sergeant. 669 01:09:27,729 --> 01:09:30,106 Yes! 670 01:09:34,736 --> 01:09:38,114 I have not travelled all this way to hear about Shadwell Town. 671 01:09:38,323 --> 01:09:40,365 Of course you ain't. 672 01:09:40,574 --> 01:09:42,910 You wouldn't cross the road for me. 673 01:09:43,118 --> 01:09:46,747 What's all this football got to do with you? 674 01:09:47,956 --> 01:09:49,291 John. 675 01:09:51,376 --> 01:09:54,378 - My John. - Your John? 676 01:09:55,463 --> 01:09:58,508 I ain't your fucking John. 677 01:09:59,467 --> 01:10:01,594 You don't know me at all. 678 01:10:01,802 --> 01:10:08,183 Mend the fuses, fix the car, Mow the lawn, it's fucking boring. 679 01:10:08,391 --> 01:10:13,230 Do you think that's me? It's all bollocks. 680 01:10:13,438 --> 01:10:17,942 Fucking house, fucking babies. Shit. 681 01:10:21,237 --> 01:10:25,366 - Is that what you really think? - I'm my John. Me. 682 01:10:25,574 --> 01:10:29,661 - I'm different. - You don't look different to me, John. 683 01:10:29,869 --> 01:10:32,330 I see it every Saturday night. 684 01:10:32,539 --> 01:10:35,458 Millions of you. Men on the march, beating each other up. 685 01:10:35,667 --> 01:10:39,712 Show us your tits or a fist in your face. Is that you? 686 01:10:40,463 --> 01:10:44,591 If there was a war on, they'd put you in the Army. 687 01:10:45,843 --> 01:10:49,137 There isn't a war, though, John. 688 01:10:50,097 --> 01:10:52,516 What's the matter with you? 689 01:10:54,350 --> 01:10:56,811 When was the last time you looked at my bum? 690 01:10:57,019 --> 01:10:59,063 What? 691 01:10:59,272 --> 01:11:02,108 You don't like me any more do you? 692 01:11:02,316 --> 01:11:05,902 My body... It's what you want. 693 01:11:07,279 --> 01:11:11,575 You don't know my body. You don't know my mind. 694 01:11:11,783 --> 01:11:14,369 You don't know me. 695 01:11:14,578 --> 01:11:18,497 Every fucking night I sleep with you, and you know nothing. 696 01:11:19,248 --> 01:11:23,335 Look at me. Six weeks since I've had that done, 697 01:11:23,544 --> 01:11:26,213 and you ain't fucking noticed. 698 01:11:26,422 --> 01:11:29,675 - Where are you going? - For a fucking drink. 699 01:11:29,883 --> 01:11:33,136 If you don't stop right now, we're through. 700 01:11:33,344 --> 01:11:35,180 I mean it! 701 01:11:36,514 --> 01:11:41,269 When's the last time you looked at my bum, John? 702 01:11:59,327 --> 01:12:02,538 LYNDA: We're open again in six hours. Go home! 703 01:12:06,541 --> 01:12:08,960 - Where did you crawl out from? - Lynda. 704 01:12:09,169 --> 01:12:12,923 - Have you seen yourself? - I'm lonely, Lynda. 705 01:12:44,451 --> 01:12:46,870 CROWD: Shadwell Army, Shadwell Army! 706 01:12:47,079 --> 01:12:50,332 Shadwell Army, Shadwell Army! 707 01:13:38,501 --> 01:13:40,420 Come on! 708 01:13:48,260 --> 01:13:52,431 I don't don't give a fuck what anyone says. This is living. 709 01:13:52,639 --> 01:13:55,767 I could be artexing a ceiling, Martin could be fixing motors, 710 01:13:55,976 --> 01:13:59,228 - and Gumbo could be packing pickles! - Gherkins. 711 01:13:59,437 --> 01:14:02,440 What are we doing instead? We go to the football! 712 01:14:02,648 --> 01:14:06,694 Lovely jubbly! John, North-East's that way. 713 01:14:06,903 --> 01:14:09,821 No, you don't know, man. It's the next one. 714 01:14:10,030 --> 01:14:14,201 - NIK: No, John, it's this way. - No, it's that one back there. 715 01:14:14,409 --> 01:14:20,040 - You fucking turkey! - Can't you read or something? 716 01:14:21,832 --> 01:14:25,294 Gumbo, if you've farted again I'll deck you, I swear. 717 01:14:25,503 --> 01:14:28,088 - Never! - You stink, you arse! 718 01:14:49,483 --> 01:14:52,152 What are you fucking grinning at? 719 01:15:12,295 --> 01:15:14,923 There's no turning back now, lads. 720 01:15:31,605 --> 01:15:33,941 Fuck me, what is this? 721 01:16:02,258 --> 01:16:04,135 Fucking wanking foreigners. Fucking nobs. 722 01:16:42,420 --> 01:16:46,216 Come round this side, we'll see how brave you are! 723 01:16:46,508 --> 01:16:48,383 Aargh! 724 01:16:55,432 --> 01:16:57,851 Bastards! 725 01:17:17,327 --> 01:17:20,372 Right, that's it! 726 01:17:27,128 --> 01:17:30,673 What are you doing to stop this? My mate's nearly had his eye taken out. 727 01:17:30,881 --> 01:17:34,009 Just shut it. Get back in the cage with the other animals. 728 01:17:34,218 --> 01:17:37,054 They're throwing fucking darts, you twat! 729 01:17:37,262 --> 01:17:40,223 I couldn't give a monkey's fart. Now fuck off! 730 01:17:40,431 --> 01:17:44,561 What's your divisional number and to what station are you attached? 731 01:17:44,769 --> 01:17:49,232 If you don't fuck off in five seconds, I'm nicking you. 732 01:17:49,439 --> 01:17:51,150 - You... - Come on, leave it! 733 01:17:51,358 --> 01:17:54,862 - I'll fucking kill him! - It's not worth it, he's one of us. 734 01:17:55,070 --> 01:18:01,076 - Belt him and your job's down the pan. - I don't care. They can shove their job. 735 01:18:04,620 --> 01:18:07,748 - Are you alright, mate? - Yeah, it was only my head. 736 01:18:07,957 --> 01:18:10,877 - Not worth it, is it, football? - It's worth it to me. 737 01:18:11,085 --> 01:18:14,921 Shadwell's my life. Without them I'm nothing, mate. 738 01:18:15,130 --> 01:18:18,383 - Fuck off, you thick runt. - I'm sorry, John. 739 01:18:32,688 --> 01:18:35,983 FAN: Come on, you wankers! I'll have the lot ofyou! 740 01:20:41,973 --> 01:20:43,975 There's fucking loads of them, Martin. 741 01:20:47,061 --> 01:20:48,938 Come on, Shadwell! Stand and fight! 742 01:20:49,147 --> 01:20:53,026 I ain't going fucking nowhere John. 743 01:20:54,067 --> 01:20:55,861 Well? 744 01:20:57,946 --> 01:20:59,865 Shadwell! 745 01:21:13,127 --> 01:21:14,712 John, John! 746 01:21:14,921 --> 01:21:17,881 I'm cut. Somebody stabbed me. I'm bleeding! 747 01:21:18,089 --> 01:21:20,133 Come on, we've got to disappear! 748 01:21:27,057 --> 01:21:30,518 Where am I cut? I can't see anything. 749 01:21:30,726 --> 01:21:35,397 - I can't see a thing. - I'm alright, I'm not hurt. 750 01:21:35,606 --> 01:21:39,485 - Not a scratch on you. - Fucking Geordies, I piss on them. 751 01:21:44,572 --> 01:21:48,368 - JOHN: Fucking yes! - MARTIN: Yes! 752 01:21:48,576 --> 01:21:52,622 - MARTIN: Shadwell! - JOHN: Wankers! 753 01:22:03,048 --> 01:22:06,218 - Fucking hell, John! No! - It's alright, Lynda. 754 01:22:06,426 --> 01:22:09,095 It's someone else's blood. 755 01:22:11,848 --> 01:22:15,935 Look at you. Covered in bruises, like a bad spud. 756 01:22:16,144 --> 01:22:19,563 When Mart pulled me out and I saw the blood, I thought I was a goner. 757 01:22:19,771 --> 01:22:23,483 I thought: "Fuck me, what a wanky waste!" 758 01:22:23,692 --> 01:22:28,155 We ain't got time. I want a life, I want kids. Make something. 759 01:22:29,823 --> 01:22:33,909 - Turns out I wasn't even scratched. - Well, some poor sod was. 760 01:22:34,118 --> 01:22:36,620 Yeah. Goes with the territory, doesn't it? 761 01:22:39,790 --> 01:22:43,751 You said you've got a kid, John. John... 762 01:23:05,564 --> 01:23:07,524 Alright, what? 763 01:23:08,691 --> 01:23:10,109 What?! 764 01:23:12,195 --> 01:23:14,864 Don't shout at us. 765 01:23:15,072 --> 01:23:18,951 I walk in, and it's like I've got some fucking disease. 766 01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:22,454 What, am I a Gooner, some leper? 767 01:23:23,455 --> 01:23:26,249 What the fuck is it? What's wrong with me? 768 01:23:26,458 --> 01:23:28,710 We have been wondering... 769 01:23:32,421 --> 01:23:34,215 Trevor? 770 01:23:38,844 --> 01:23:40,846 You've gone too far. 771 01:23:43,307 --> 01:23:44,641 What? 772 01:23:44,849 --> 01:23:48,436 Saturday. You know what I'm saying, you overstepped the mark. 773 01:23:48,645 --> 01:23:51,481 You know where the fucking mark is, do you? 774 01:23:51,689 --> 01:23:53,525 Yeah, I do. 775 01:23:53,733 --> 01:23:56,027 Show me. Here, fucking show me. 776 01:23:56,236 --> 01:23:59,029 - Leave it, John. - You, shut it! 777 01:24:01,532 --> 01:24:05,869 Give me my marker. Let me know where I stop. 778 01:24:06,078 --> 01:24:08,622 Is this the place? 779 01:24:11,165 --> 01:24:13,376 Or here? 780 01:24:16,712 --> 01:24:21,217 Surely, this is it. The edge isn't it? Surely. 781 01:24:28,390 --> 01:24:31,518 Tell me when I've touched the bone. 782 01:24:31,726 --> 01:24:34,895 There were video cameras at Tyneburn Market. 783 01:24:39,275 --> 01:24:44,738 - Who's seen them? - Trev drove up on Sunday night. 784 01:24:44,947 --> 01:24:49,033 Flashed a false warrant, greased a few palms. 785 01:24:49,242 --> 01:24:51,035 Who's seen them? 786 01:24:53,913 --> 01:24:56,458 Some little runt. Didn't know what he was looking at. 787 01:24:56,666 --> 01:24:59,209 - And us. - Give. 788 01:24:59,418 --> 01:25:02,087 - Trashed it. - No. 789 01:25:02,296 --> 01:25:04,506 You wouldn't without me seeing it first. 790 01:25:04,715 --> 01:25:07,718 You can live without it. 791 01:25:08,552 --> 01:25:12,513 I can't remember anything. I swear. 792 01:25:19,479 --> 01:25:22,190 I'm still a fucking human being. 793 01:25:35,409 --> 01:25:37,495 Thanks, Trev. 794 01:25:37,703 --> 01:25:42,583 That's alright, John. You've helped me out of a few scrapes. 795 01:25:43,876 --> 01:25:47,587 Can't you look at me? 796 01:26:00,432 --> 01:26:02,851 Alright, John, how are you doing? 797 01:26:03,060 --> 01:26:06,480 - John. - Hey, Mart. 798 01:26:06,688 --> 01:26:08,440 Alright, Trev? 799 01:26:08,649 --> 01:26:13,361 Listen, mate. Word's gone round. We're top fucking boys, mate. 800 01:26:13,569 --> 01:26:17,698 Oi, Wynton wants a word with you. 801 01:26:41,262 --> 01:26:44,348 Just a few sweeties. Don't mean shit. 802 01:26:45,266 --> 01:26:49,144 Anything you ever want, I'm the man you ask. 803 01:27:14,834 --> 01:27:19,297 This football lark, the wallop has dropped out of it. 804 01:27:19,505 --> 01:27:21,716 It's never been my scene, really. 805 01:27:22,467 --> 01:27:26,261 England likes a bit of anarchy, give it a good kick up the arse. 806 01:27:26,470 --> 01:27:29,222 And no one's having any fun any more. 807 01:27:29,431 --> 01:27:32,809 It's all over, all over. 808 01:27:34,227 --> 01:27:38,355 The bootboys'll go back to lurking in the shit and slime with the BNP. 809 01:27:38,564 --> 01:27:44,320 Everyone else will get fat and bald, bring their kiddies to the match. 810 01:27:44,528 --> 01:27:47,615 You, though. There's a career for you. 811 01:27:47,823 --> 01:27:49,616 I've got a career. 812 01:27:51,201 --> 01:27:54,079 I don't mean pay the mortgage and die. 813 01:27:55,121 --> 01:27:57,874 Some place where you can use your talents. 814 01:27:59,334 --> 01:28:01,377 You've got something to offer. 815 01:28:01,586 --> 01:28:04,338 I've been watching you a while. 816 01:28:05,339 --> 01:28:09,635 You really want to be a had boy, don't you? 817 01:28:11,720 --> 01:28:16,349 People I know have been hearing your name, asking about you. 818 01:28:18,684 --> 01:28:21,187 What do you say we go and meet my friends? 819 01:28:21,395 --> 01:28:23,981 I don't see why not. 820 01:28:53,299 --> 01:28:55,468 TREVOR: No! 821 01:28:55,677 --> 01:29:00,974 So some other crew's fucked up. Why have we got to carry the can? 822 01:29:01,182 --> 01:29:03,350 Yes, I bloody am! 823 01:29:05,727 --> 01:29:07,896 What's that got to do with us? 824 01:29:09,481 --> 01:29:11,942 What do you expect? 825 01:29:13,360 --> 01:29:15,570 The Wapping squad's been blown out of court. 826 01:29:15,778 --> 01:29:17,655 The Yard want to look at our evidence. 827 01:29:17,864 --> 01:29:19,282 They can't! 828 01:29:19,490 --> 01:29:23,494 I just spent a night in a room with five of the country's most wanted! 829 01:29:23,703 --> 01:29:26,998 Same as the last Shadwell squad. They made the whole thing up. 830 01:29:27,206 --> 01:29:29,291 The football's nothing. Don't you see? 831 01:29:29,499 --> 01:29:31,376 Same as Southsea, Mid City... 832 01:29:31,585 --> 01:29:34,254 I'm getting Armalites in one ear and crack in the other. 833 01:29:34,463 --> 01:29:35,881 Fucking wankers. 834 01:29:36,089 --> 01:29:40,134 We've been blind. Rucks are just a sideshow. There's no conspiracy. 835 01:29:40,342 --> 01:29:43,429 They're handing everything over to the Police Complaints Authority. 836 01:29:43,637 --> 01:29:46,599 - That's fucking private! - If it's in here, they own it. 837 01:29:46,807 --> 01:29:50,770 - Can't help you, John. - This ain't the Rock crowd, it's villains! 838 01:29:50,978 --> 01:29:54,564 The criminals the taxpayers are paying us to catch! 839 01:29:54,773 --> 01:29:58,318 Speaking of the taxpayers, you've got to hand in your expenses today. 840 01:29:58,526 --> 01:30:00,987 Then everything's null and void. 841 01:30:01,196 --> 01:30:02,697 Be fucking careful! 842 01:30:02,906 --> 01:30:05,699 What's wrong with this? We'll soon be back in business. 843 01:30:05,908 --> 01:30:08,243 - Everything we've written is kosher! - TREVOR: Yeah. 844 01:30:08,452 --> 01:30:10,871 And half of what we've written is against the Bill. 845 01:30:11,080 --> 01:30:13,082 It'll go down a treat in the current climate. 846 01:30:14,124 --> 01:30:16,001 Have you got your expenses? 847 01:30:16,210 --> 01:30:20,505 The Police Complaints Authority have sifted your evidence with a toothcomb, 848 01:30:20,713 --> 01:30:25,218 and don't have a single serious query about your work. 849 01:30:25,426 --> 01:30:27,929 You are all to be commended. 850 01:30:28,137 --> 01:30:32,391 Whether the work achieves its original goals is another question. 851 01:30:32,599 --> 01:30:36,686 A question which some have raised rather loudly. 852 01:30:36,895 --> 01:30:39,398 The operation is being terminated forthwith. 853 01:30:39,606 --> 01:30:42,274 No arrests or charges will be made. 854 01:30:42,483 --> 01:30:47,571 I've got tickets for the Oldham game. If we win, we'll get promoted. 855 01:30:47,780 --> 01:30:50,991 You are never to set foot in Shadwell Town Football Club again. 856 01:30:51,200 --> 01:30:54,494 You are not to frequent the pubs you've been using, 857 01:30:54,702 --> 01:30:59,124 and you will not make contact with your targets for any purpose. 858 01:31:00,458 --> 01:31:03,586 You will receive two weeks' paid leave. 859 01:31:03,795 --> 01:31:08,298 When you report back for duty, you Will each do a stint of community beat 860 01:31:08,507 --> 01:31:10,300 in your respective divisions. 861 01:31:10,509 --> 01:31:13,095 But, sir. Mine and John's division is Shadwell. 862 01:31:13,303 --> 01:31:18,057 If any of our targets see us in uniform, we're fucking dead. Sir. 863 01:31:18,266 --> 01:31:21,978 I know. This is a terrible shock for you, 864 01:31:22,186 --> 01:31:25,022 but I expect you to behave like policemen. 865 01:31:25,231 --> 01:31:28,943 If we did that, we'd be booting in Your fucking head by now. 866 01:31:29,152 --> 01:31:34,114 Bollocks! Fucking arsehole! What are you looking at? 867 01:31:35,282 --> 01:31:37,784 - How are you doing, Charlie? - Have you got a month? 868 01:31:37,993 --> 01:31:39,995 Your evidence went down a treat with our fellas. 869 01:31:40,203 --> 01:31:43,372 What's the Licensing Department doing with our evidence? 870 01:31:43,581 --> 01:31:45,624 We've been after The Rock for years. 871 01:31:45,833 --> 01:31:50,588 Late hours, illegal gaming, dangerous weapons, drugs,.. 872 01:31:50,796 --> 01:31:52,840 Lovely work, lads. 873 01:31:56,968 --> 01:31:59,054 No more Rock! 874 01:32:03,725 --> 01:32:06,144 JOHN: No more Bob. 875 01:32:08,854 --> 01:32:12,399 No more Nik and Martin. 876 01:32:15,110 --> 01:32:18,072 No more Gumbo. 877 01:32:18,280 --> 01:32:21,449 Fucking love you, Gumbo. 878 01:32:24,619 --> 01:32:27,413 No more Shadwell. 879 01:32:27,622 --> 01:32:30,875 That's it, mate. Gone. 880 01:32:32,834 --> 01:32:38,215 CHARLIE: It might be gone, but at least we had it. 881 01:32:40,008 --> 01:32:42,219 The Dogs, 882 01:32:43,011 --> 01:32:45,221 - EDDIE: The Dogs, - TREVOR: The Dogs, 883 01:32:55,688 --> 01:32:59,818 Come on, John. Help us see the office off. 884 01:33:02,612 --> 01:33:08,075 That tape of me at Tyneburn. What happened? 885 01:33:09,451 --> 01:33:15,499 John, this is history. You've got to let it go. 886 01:33:19,169 --> 01:33:21,921 I was a top boy, Charlie. 887 01:33:22,130 --> 01:33:25,508 I am fucking sick of this. 888 01:33:27,385 --> 01:33:31,013 John, you're not a top boy. 889 01:33:33,098 --> 01:33:37,060 You're fucking Bill, that's all. You're nothing. 890 01:33:39,479 --> 01:33:44,234 Don't look at me like that. I know that look. 891 01:33:44,443 --> 01:33:47,611 It's how you look when you're about to deck some runt. 892 01:33:49,572 --> 01:33:51,574 - Come on, then. - Don't be silly, Trev. 893 01:33:51,782 --> 01:33:57,495 No. Fucking come on. I've had enough of this sulky runt. 894 01:33:58,747 --> 01:34:02,625 Do you want to slap me? So, fucking hit me. 895 01:34:04,127 --> 01:34:07,630 There. Go on. 896 01:34:07,839 --> 01:34:10,340 Just there. 897 01:34:10,549 --> 01:34:12,509 Learn something, did you? 898 01:34:21,060 --> 01:34:23,519 CHARLIE: Come on, you tosser! 899 01:34:23,728 --> 01:34:26,773 JOHN: I don't know none of you. 900 01:34:49,835 --> 01:34:52,296 Darling, it's so good to see you. 901 01:34:53,339 --> 01:34:57,676 You fucker! Bastard! You fucking bastard! 902 01:34:57,885 --> 01:35:02,389 You fucker! You bastard! 903 01:35:03,139 --> 01:35:04,891 What have I done? 904 01:35:05,100 --> 01:35:09,062 You know what you've done! You closed down The Rock! 905 01:35:09,270 --> 01:35:12,815 - I don't got it! - You fucking arsehole plod. 906 01:35:13,023 --> 01:35:15,401 I should turn you over to Bob. 907 01:35:29,997 --> 01:35:32,917 I didn't know you smoked. 908 01:35:34,918 --> 01:35:39,715 - How long have you known? - You fig tosser! 909 01:35:39,923 --> 01:35:43,510 I clocked you the first time you walked through the door. 910 01:35:43,719 --> 01:35:45,929 Does Bob know? 911 01:35:46,138 --> 01:35:48,639 He can't see further than the end of his nose. 912 01:35:48,848 --> 01:35:51,642 It's me that gives him the nod when you lot are around. 913 01:35:51,851 --> 01:35:54,311 I nearly did when Trevor was mauling me. 914 01:35:54,520 --> 01:35:57,064 Bob would have killed him. 915 01:36:00,608 --> 01:36:03,528 What now? With us? 916 01:36:04,946 --> 01:36:08,199 You're joking. Look at the state of you. You're not much of a catch. 917 01:36:10,952 --> 01:36:16,165 I got off on the danger. Can't you see that? 918 01:36:18,625 --> 01:36:21,336 Crystal. 919 01:36:21,545 --> 01:36:25,339 Now do me a favour and fuck off out of my life. 920 01:36:25,548 --> 01:36:27,717 Don't slam the door after. 921 01:36:55,951 --> 01:36:58,537 - You've got to be joking! - Is she in? 922 01:36:58,746 --> 01:37:01,706 - Go before you got hurt. - I just want to talk to her! 923 01:37:01,915 --> 01:37:03,666 - I'm counting to three. - MARIE: Dad? 924 01:37:03,875 --> 01:37:05,960 It's alright, darling. Leave it to us. 925 01:37:06,169 --> 01:37:07,712 JOHN: Marie! Marie! 926 01:37:07,921 --> 01:37:09,714 You've been warned. I'm getting the dogs. 927 01:37:09,923 --> 01:37:13,384 - I just want to talk to you! - John, you're making it worse. 928 01:37:13,592 --> 01:37:17,096 You transferred without telling me. What am I supposed to do? 929 01:37:17,304 --> 01:37:20,182 Please don't do this to me, John. 930 01:37:24,144 --> 01:37:26,479 JOHN: Fuck off, then! 931 01:37:26,688 --> 01:37:30,858 See if I give a fuck. Your fucking house... Fuck it! 932 01:37:31,067 --> 01:37:37,572 You know what you are, don't you? The worst fucking fuck I ever had. 933 01:37:37,781 --> 01:37:41,952 Find some posh fuck who can't got it up! 934 01:37:42,160 --> 01:37:46,039 Marry him and have dopey fucking kids! 935 01:37:46,248 --> 01:37:52,962 Here's a promise. When I have kids, I'll teach them to hate you. 936 01:37:53,170 --> 01:37:56,006 All of you! 937 01:37:56,215 --> 01:38:02,512 My kids will fucking come round here and eat yours! 938 01:38:06,933 --> 01:38:09,519 I do love you, though. 939 01:38:11,021 --> 01:38:13,023 Honest. 940 01:41:15,440 --> 01:41:19,902 RADIO: Shadwell Town are promoted to the First Division for the first time. 941 01:41:20,110 --> 01:41:24,198 The players are engulfed in emotional scenes that six weeks ago 942 01:41:24,406 --> 01:41:25,824 hardly seemed possible. 943 01:41:26,033 --> 01:41:30,286 Everyone at the club is stunned by that fatal stabbing at Tyneburn, 944 01:41:30,495 --> 01:41:34,916 but that's all forgotten now on a historic day for the East London club. 945 01:41:35,124 --> 01:41:39,045 The goal that made it all possible came 15 minutes into a tense second half. 946 01:41:39,253 --> 01:41:41,839 Inevitably, it was Gerry Edwards who did the damage, 947 01:41:42,048 --> 01:41:44,633 bundling home after good work on the left by Walton. 948 01:41:44,841 --> 01:41:46,176 Not a great game... 949 01:41:48,011 --> 01:41:51,473 The boy's a bit backward. He's pleading not guilty against my advice. 950 01:41:51,682 --> 01:41:54,142 Perhaps a little token interrogation Will change his mind. 951 01:41:54,351 --> 01:41:56,519 I don't know anything about this case. 952 01:41:56,727 --> 01:42:00,147 - I've been sent here as a cover. - I know. CID thinks it's below them. 953 01:42:00,356 --> 01:42:04,777 Oh, terrific! I'm cleaning the toilets out next. 954 01:42:04,985 --> 01:42:07,737 I'm supposed to be a sergeant. 955 01:42:07,946 --> 01:42:11,449 Five minutes, I'll see what I can do. What's he done, anyhow? 956 01:42:11,658 --> 01:42:15,662 He's stolen a jar of pickles from the factory where he works. 957 01:42:20,290 --> 01:42:23,002 Oh, fuck me! No! 958 01:42:23,210 --> 01:42:25,796 Trev, what are you doing here? 959 01:42:30,759 --> 01:42:33,553 Hello, Gumbo. How are you doing? 960 01:42:33,761 --> 01:42:36,514 Trev, I don't get it. What's going on? 961 01:42:37,390 --> 01:42:43,520 - I'm a policeman, Gumbo. - No, you fucking hate Old Bill. 962 01:42:43,729 --> 01:42:47,774 - Gumbo, I am Old Bill. - Fuck me, no! 963 01:42:52,279 --> 01:42:55,407 You wait 'til John hears about this. He'll go fucking spare. 964 01:43:00,661 --> 01:43:04,457 THUGS: White, white, white is right kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight 965 01:43:04,665 --> 01:43:08,710 White, white, white is right kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight 966 01:43:08,918 --> 01:43:12,464 White, white, white is right kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight 967 01:43:12,672 --> 01:43:16,718 White, white, white is right kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight 968 01:43:16,926 --> 01:43:20,971 White, white, white is right kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight 969 01:43:21,180 --> 01:43:25,642 White, white, white is right kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight 970 01:43:34,859 --> 01:43:36,944 John, you arsehole! 971 01:43:37,862 --> 01:43:40,281 What the fuck are you doing, John?! 972 01:43:40,490 --> 01:43:45,744 You twat! You never learn. I'm on the job. 973 01:43:45,952 --> 01:43:49,414 Now fuck off before you got me killed! 974 01:44:04,679 --> 01:44:08,349 Sieg heil, sieg heil, sieg heil... 975 01:44:10,100 --> 01:44:13,311 Sieg heil, sieg heil, sieg heil, 976 01:44:13,520 --> 01:44:16,064 sieg heil, sieg heil, sieg heil, 977 01:44:16,272 --> 01:44:19,109 sieg heil, sieg heil, sieg heil... 80292

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