All language subtitles for Gold.Rush.Parkers.Trail.S04E10.Aussie.Gold.Strike.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-NTb

-YOU GUYS HUNGRY?
-I AM.

Man:
[Australian accent] DEFINITELY.
IT'S ESSENTIAL THAT THERE IS
A SHRIMP ON THAT BARBIE.

Man: WHAT ARE WE DOING,
ARE WE MAKING DRINKS HERE?

-YEAH.
-OOH!

[ Laughing ]
OH, NO.

[ POP! ]

WHOA!

Narrator: PARKER AND HIS TEAM
HAVE REACHED THEIR NINTH WEEK

IN AUSTRALIA'S BRUTAL OUTBACK.

WE'RE BASICALLY GOING FURTHER
AND FURTHER INTO HELL.

TRAVELING 6,000 MILES
ACROSS AN ENTIRE CONTINENT...

-THIS IS [BLEEP] DANGEROUS MAN.
-[BLEEP]

-...ON AN EPIC HUNT...
-YES!

-...FOR GOLD-RICH GROUND.
-[BLEEP] LOOK AT THAT.

Narrator:
TO REALIZE PARKER'S DREAM
OF A YEAR-ROUND MINING SEASON.

AND I WANTED TO MAKE SURE
I GAVE YOU GUYS A CALL

TO TALK ABOUT THE GROUND.

Narrator:
AND A CHANCE TO CHANGE
HIS MINING OPERATION FOREVER.

GOT A VERY GOOD
START TO SOMETHING

THAT COULD BE A GREAT THING.

Narrator: NOW...

THIS IS THE BEST TRIP
I'VE EVER BEEN ON.

Narrator: PARKER AND HIS TEAM
REVEAL FOR THE FIRST TIME.

FAIR DINKUM.CAN WE GET A TRANSLATOR IN HERE?

Narrator: THE UNTOLD PARTS
OF THEIR ADVENTURE.

Man: OH!

BEHIND-THE-SCENES EVENTS.

Parker: DANNY!

-THAT WAS HELL.
-FRED!

THE ONLY TIME I'VE THOUGHT
WE WERE GOING TO BE DONE.

Narrator:
AND NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN FOOTAGE.

[ Australian accent ]
SEE WHAT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH?

[ Australian accent ] OH, I CAN
SEE THE LITTLE [BLEEP] IN THERE.

Narrator: PARKER DISCLOSES
MORE ABOUT HIS FUTURE.

WHAT WE SAW WAS ENOUGH FOR ME
TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP.

Narrator: IN HIS POTENTIAL NEW
MINING OPERATION IN AUSTRALIA.

SOMEWHERE OUT THERE IS STILL A
MASSIVE GOLD STRIKE TO BE FOUND.

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-WE MADE IT TO THE END, GUYS.
-YEAH.
-YES.

THAT'S NINE WEEKS
OF HARDCORE EFFORT.

-YEAH, WE DID WELL.
-YOU LOT DID GOOD, TOO.

-YOU GUYS DID OKAY.
-YOU GUYS DID AMAZING.

THIS TRIP STARTED WITH A REPLICA
OF THE WELCOME STRANGER.

Tyler: YEAH.

Tyler:
SO THAT WAS THE BIGGEST
NUGGET IN THE WORLD.

[BLEEP] OFF.

OH, MY [BLEEP].
LOOK AT THAT.

THAT IS MONSTROUS. YOUTHOUGHT IT WAS REAL.

-YES.
-DID YOU? YES!

Parker: AND I'M LIKE, "DANNY,
THOSE KIND OF NUGGETS

DON'T GET LOANED OUT
FOR THE DAY."

[BLEEP] ARE YOU SERIOUS?

OKAY, SO THIS IS
A REPLICA.

AND DANNY'S LIKE "THAT'S GOLD,
LIKE THAT'S A GOLD NUGGET!"

I'M LIKE "THAT IS NOT
A GOLD NUGGET."

IT WAS THE FIRST THING
THAT I SAW THAT WAS GOLD

AND I JUST
GOT OVER EXCITED.

DID YOU DEFINITELY NOT THINK
IT WAS REAL AT ALL PARKER?

ONE SECOND, SURELY I GOT YOU
FOR A SECOND.

NO.[ LAUGHTER ]

DID YOU THINK THAT WAS REAL?YEAH.

HOW DID YOU KNOW
IT WAS FAKE?

I JUST ASSUMED.
LIKE YOU WERE SAYING.

IF THAT'S REAL WE SHOULD GO
MURDER EVERYBODY OVER THERE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

AND I'LL BOOK A PRIVATE JET
AND WE'LL LEAVE.

-WHAT AN AMAZING THING THAT WAS.
-THAT GOT THE TRIP STARTED.

LIKE FOR ME THAT WAS LIKE
THE HOOK AND...

BIG TIME.

WHOA WAIT A MINUTE,
THIS GOLD IS HERE?

-ESPECIALLY AFTER.
-YEAH.
-RIGHT HERE?

JUST UNDER
THE GROUND AS WELL.

AND THERE'S PROBABLY
MORE OF THEM.

-YEAH.
-YEAH, JUST GOT TO FIND THEM.

-IS THIS THING REAL?
-YEAH, MATE, IT CERTAINLY IS.

IT'S AN 80 OUNCE NUGGET.

-HOLY [BLEEP].
-OVER THEIR TWO MONTH ADVENTURE,

PARKER AND HIS TEAM
GOT THEIR HANDS

ON HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS
OF DOLLARS WORTH OF GOLD.

THESE ARE THE TWO LARGEST
NUGGETS I HAVE EVER FOUND.

77 OUNCES AND 46 OUNCES.

-WHOA.
-YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.

CHECK THAT OUT
WHAT YOU JUST FOUND.

Narrator: FROM DAY ONE, THE TEAM
CAUGHT AUSTRALIAN GOLD FEVER.

PEOPLE AREN'T EVEN GOING
TO BELIEVE WATCHING THIS.

AND IN EIGHT WEEKS THEY FOUND
OVER 72 OUNCES OF GOLD.

-HOLY [BLEEP].
-OH, MY GOD!

[BLEEP].
YOU ARE KIDDING.

Narrator: WORTH MORE THAN
A HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS.

Tyler: I'M SHAKING.

[BLEEP]
THAT'S A NICE NUGGET.

AUSTRALIA IS KNOWN
FOR ITS BIG NUGGETS.

AND IT'S ESTIMATED THERE'S STILL
$215 BILLION WORTH OF GOLD

WAITING TO BE FOUND
ON THE CONTINENT.

YOU EXCITED PARKER?

SO EXCITED.I CAN TELL.

PARKER'S GOAL
IS HIS OWN GOLD-RICH CLAIM.

BUT FIRST, HE HAD TO EMBRACE
FINDING GOLD, AUSSIE STYLE.

HAVE YOU DONE THIS BEFORE?NO, I'M JUST MAKING THIS UP.

I'M JUST CURIOUS.YEAH, WE DO A LOT OF THIS.

YOU WEREN'T A FAN OF DETECTING
WERE YOU? WHY NOT?

I DON'T KNOW.
I LIKE MOVING DIRT.

SO, UP AND BACK
BUT YOU CAN'T MISS ANY GROUND

SO YOUR SWING HAS TO BE
LIKE A FIGURE EIGHT.

I HAVE NO [BLEEP]CLUE
WHAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW.

OH, [BLEEP]

DID I MISS THAT SPOT?
-YEAH YOU DID.

WHAT'S HE DOING WRONG TYLER?
JUST SPEAK YOUR MIND.

IT'S JUST HIS TECHNIQUE.
HE'S A LITTLE BIT OFF.

BUT THAT'S OKAY,
HE'S ONLY A BEGINNER.

THERE'S NOTHING HERE.
I'M 100 PERCENT CONFIDENT.

-OKAY, JUST WATCH AND LEARN NOW.
-TEAM TYLER.

Parker: SHUT UP DANNY.

YOU'RE GOING TO OWE ME
A CASE OF NICE COLD BEER.

I MAY HAVE TO STOP [BLEEP].
HANG ON I'VE GOT ONE MORE STRIP.

-DON'T CELEBRATE YET.
-I'M CELEBRATING. BIG LOSER.

YOU JUST GOT LUCKY
AT THE END OF THE DAY.

YOU WOULD HAVE MISSED IT
EVEN IF IT WAS THERE.

-THANKS FOR THE BEER.
-NO.

LEAVE ME HANGING, GEEZ.

LOOKING BACK ON IT,
NOT THE BEST WAY TO START.

BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS
A GOOD WAY TO EASE US

INTO THE TROOP WITH DETECTING.
BECAUSE DETECTING IS A HUGE PART

OF MINING IN AUSTRALIA.
I'M SORRY.

AND IT GAVE US SOME OF
THE MOST EXCITING MOMENTS.

FRED'S DEFINITELY PICKED IT UP
THE QUICKEST AND THE BEST.

I MEAN THE BEST SHOULD GO TO

WHO FOUND THE MOST GOLD
WITH THE METAL DETECTOR.

NO, YOU GOT LUCKY.[ DETECTOR WARBLING ]

-OH, YEAH.
-LOOK AT THAT.

THIS IS THE PARKER SCHNABEL
SCHOOL OF HOW TO DETERMINE

WHETHER OR NOT SOMEONE
IS GOOD AT SOMETHING ISN'T IT?

-WHAT?
-WHAT'S THE RESULT?

YEAH THAT'S THE ONLY
THING THAT MATTERS.

PROBABLY OVER HALF
AN OUNCE, AT LEAST.

YOU FOUND ONE NUGGET
IN A TAILINGS PILE.

I'M SORRY YOU DID WELL.

-OH, THIS MIMOSA IS GOOD.
-ENJOY YOUR MIMOSAS GUYS.

NOW IT'S ALL SAID AND DONE AND
NOW WE'VE COME TO THE END OF IT

WE DO NEED TO DOFF OUR CAP
TO TYLER A LITTLE BIT.

THANKS GUYS.

YES!

YOU'RE A HERO.

Narrator:
IN NEED OF LOCAL KNOWLEDGE

TO SEEK OUT GOLD-RICH GROUND
IN AUSTRALIA,

PARKER ENLISTED 24-YEAR-OLD
PROSPECTOR TYLER MAHONEY.

WE'RE PLANNING ON MAKING A TRIP
OVER TO AUSTRALIA.

SO WE NEED A LOCAL GUIDE.

GOOD.

Narrator: BUT THEIR HUNT
GOT OFF TO A BAD START

WHEN TYLER BROUGHT PARKER
TO JOHN WITHERS'

REMOTE LEASE
IN QUEENSLAND.

I'M GOING TO
GO CHAT TO PARKER

ABOUT THE MINES DEPARTMENT
AND THE TREM--

[BLEEP]
OH, YEAH?

Narrator:
IT SOON BECAME CLEAR TYLER
HAD THEM CHASING A FALSE LEAD.

THE LEASE DIDN'T YET HAVE
THE REQUIRED PERMITS

TO TEST OR MINE
THE GROUND WITH MACHINERY.

GUYS, HE HASN'T HAD
A CULTURAL WALK THROUGH DONE.

YOU CAN'T USE MACHINERY.
-THIS IS HORSE [BLEEP].

SORRY, GUYS.
I [BLEEP]UP.

[ SIGHS ]

YEAH YOU [BLEEP] UP THERE.

YEAH YOU LET ME KNOW
ABOUT IT TOO.

Fred:
I THINK PARKER'S KIND OF
HOLDING BACK A LITTLE BIT.

I THINK HE'S
PRETTY [BLEEP].

THANKS, FRED.

LIKE GENUINELY FOR REAL,
HE'S PULLING ME AND FRED ASIDE

AND HE'S GOING

[Whispers]" IS THIS WHAT THIS
TRIP IS GOING TO BE ABOUT?"

-DID YOU ACTUALLY?
-YES.
-OH, YEAH.

-DID YOU ACTUALLY?
-HE DID.

AND THEN [Whispers]
"PARKER'S NOT IMPRESSED."

-TYLER.
-"IF I WAS TO FIRE TYLER."

[ Normal voice ] YEAH, YEAH.
HE'S NOT IMPRESSED.

WHERE DID
TYLER BRING US?

SHE'S NEW TO
WORKING WITH ME

AND I DON'T WANT TO GO
FULL PARKER ON HER RIGHT NOW.

BUT THIS IS HORSE [BLEEP].

YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
TO ME ABOUT THAT.

NO, IT WAS TOO EARLY.

I'M SURPRISED YOU WERE
SO NICE TO ME.

Narrator:
AFTER HER INITIAL MISS STEP,

TYLER SOON BEGAN
PROVING HER WORTH.

-OH, YEAH.
-HEY, PARKER.

HAVE A LOOK AT THIS,
JUMP IN THERE

AND HAVE A LOOK
AT THAT [BLEEP].

Narrator:
STARTING WITH THE FITZGERALD
FAMILY IN PALMER RIVER.

Man: IT'S ALL REFLECTING
ON YOUR FACE PARKER.

Narrator: AND THE GOLD
REALLY STARTED TO FLOW.

-OH, [BLEEP].
-44 AND A HALF.

LIKE FROM A MINING STANDPOINT

THIS IS THE BEST TRIP
I'VE EVER BEEN ON.

WE DIDN'T SLOG THROUGH
THE JUNGLE FOR WEEKS ON END

BUT WE SAW SOME
AMAZING PROPERTIES.

AND YOU KNOW, KUDOS TO YOU,
TYLER, FOR FINDING THOSE AREAS.

I WAS SO ANXIOUS TO COME ON THIS
BUT YOU ALL MADE ME FEEL AT EASE

AND MADE ME FEEL LIKE
I WAS AT HOME.

SO I REALLY DO APPRECIATE THAT.

SOMETIMES I DID FEEL LIKE
I WAS IN THE CAR

WITH A BUNCH
OF 15-YEAR-OLD BOYS.

BUT, IT DEFINITELY
DID HELP LIGHTEN THE MOOD

WHEN WE WERE ALL REALLY [BLEEP].
-ONLY 15?

YOU MORE 11 THAN 14-YEAR-OLD.[ LAUGHTER ]

♪♪

OH, [BLEEP].

OH-HO. OH-HO-HO-HO.DO WE HAVE ANY --

[BLEEP] PARKER.
OH, THAT'S HORRIBLE.

-OH, MY. IS THAT YOU?
-IT'S GOING TO BE A GREAT RIDE.

OH, I FEEL LIKE WE JUST
RAN OVER A KANGAROO

THAT DIED TWO WEEKS AGO.

Tyler:
PARKER. PARKER!

[ HIGH-PITCHED
LAUGHING ]

[ LAUGHS ]

THAT ACTUALLY
FEELS REALLY NICE SO THANK YOU.

-YEAH?
-FEELS REAL NICE RIGHT?

AW. I'VE GOT MY PHONE
IN MY POCKET.

SEE WHAT I HAVE TO
PUT UP WITH?

SOMETHING SMELLS FUNNY
IN HERE.

IT'S PROBABLY
MY [BLEEP] SHOES, OKAY.

I CAN'T [BLEEP] HELP IT.

I DIDN'T WANT SMELLY FEET
AND I DON'T WANT TO BE SICK.

[ LAUGHS ]

-DO YOU WANT AN ICE CREAM DANNY?
-YEAH, SMALL ICE CREAM.

CAN I HAVE A SMALLER ONE?THEY COME IN ONE SIZE SO.

OH, OKAY.
CAN YOU BREAK IT IN HALF.

[BLEEP].

IT'S ALMOST TOO EASY
TO PUSH HER BUTTONS.

IT IS PRETTY EASY
TO PUSH HER BUTTONS.

SHE'S REALLY NICE THOUGH.

AND SHE ACTUALLY
PROBABLY IS LIKING IT.

BEING -- HAVING
HER BUTTONS PUSHED?

-YEAH.
-DO YOU THINK?

-YEAH.
-SIGN OF AFFECTION.

IT REALLY IS.

-YOUR FEET STINK TYLER.
-YEAH, THEY REALLY DO.

OKAY I JUST PUT UP WITH TWO
MONTHS OF FARTING AND BURPING.

SO GIVE ME A BREAK.

THEY AREN'T NEARLY AS BAD
AS YOUR FEET.

Narrator: COMING UP...

Tyler:
OKAY, IF I SAID SOME DEAD HORSE
ON YOUR BANGER SANGER

WOULD YOU KNOW
WHAT I WAS SAYING?

Narrator: THE TEAM GET A HANDLE
ON THE AUSTRALIAN LANGUAGE.

IAN, YOU HAVING ANY DEAD HORSE
ON YOUR BANGER SANGER?

-YEAH.
-YEAH.

Narrator:
DANNY GETS CHRISTENED
BY OUTBACK WILDLIFE.

[ Whispering ]
THERE ARE FOUR FROGS
IN DANNY'S TENT.

HE STILL HASN'T NOTICED.
-LOOK, THERE'S A FROG IN HERE.

-IT'S WEE'D ALL OVER MY HAND.
-THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING.

Narrator: AND PARKER REVEALS
HIS PLANS FOR THE FUTURE.

WHAT WE SAW WAS ENOUGH FOR ME
TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP.

-CHEERS, GUYS.
-CHEERS, GUYS.

-CHEERS.
-WELL DONE, EVERYONE.

♪♪

I THINK WITH THE PREVIOUS TRAILS
THEY'VE ALWAYS LIKE,

THEY'VE HAD ADVENTURE
AT THEIR HEART.

HAVING FUN AND MEETING
COOL PEOPLE AND --

WELL, HAVING FUN.
SOME OF IT WASN'T TOO MUCH FUN.

WE FOUND LIKE
ANGRY LOCALS AT TIMES.

WHO DIDN'T WANT US THERE.

Tyler: I FEEL LIKE EVERYWHERE
WE'VE BEEN IN AUSTRALIA

WE'VE MET SOME
REALLY COOL PEOPLE.

Narrator:
PARKER'S 6,000 MILE HUNT
FOR GROUND TO MINE IN AUSTRALIA

UNEARTHED A ROGUES GALLERY
OF LARGER THAN LIFE CHARACTERS.

HE'S A BIG OLD BOY.

IN VICTORIA,
PARKER PUT HIS LIFE

IN THE HANDS OF MINE
SHAFT EXPERT, RAYMO.

SO THIS LITTLE THING IS THE ONLY
THING THAT'S HOLDING YOU UP?

[ Australian accent ]
CERTAINLY IS, BRO.

-HOLY [BLEEP].
-YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT, BRO.

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE
DANGLING IN THE WIND.

YEAH, HE WAS
A CHARACTER WASN'T HE?

NO, BRO,
THAT'S FOR REAL, BRO.

IS THAT MEANT TO BE
AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT?

THAT'S WHAT
HE SOUNDED LIKE.

NO, BUT HE JUST SAID
BRO EVERY OTHER WORD.

IT WAS HILARIOUS.

YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TOO FAST.
IT'S NOT GOOD.

SO YOU JUST WANT
TO TAKE YOUR TIME,

HAVE A GOOD LOOK
AND CRUISE ON DOWN.

I'LL SEE YOU AT THE TOP.

DANNY, WHY WOULD I LET ANYBODY
TALK ME INTO THIS [BLEEP].

YOU'LL BE ALRIGHT, BRO.
I HAVEN'T KILLED ANYONE YET.

WELL THERE'S A FIRST
FOR EVERYTHING.

WHAT THE [BLEEP] WAS THAT?

JUST KNOCKING DOWN
SOME ROCKS, BRO.

I'M A BIG UNIT.
-THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT?

HARD ROCK MINERS, BRO.
BALLS OF STEEL.

♪♪

-I LIKED HORRY.
-YEAH, ME TOO.
-HORRY WAS AWESOME.

Parker: OF ALL THE MINERS
WE'VE MET IN AUSTRALIA,

HE IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES.

♪♪

-THAT'S A NICE LITTLE SET UP.
-YEAH, I LIKE IT.

YEAH, WE LIVE HERE
PERMANENTLY ALL THE TIME.

AND WE DO GET
A LOT OF VISITORS.

GET THE ODD POACHERS
AS WELL COMING AROUND.

WHAT DO YOU DO ABOUT THEM?

OH, YOU JUST SAY G'DAY
AND ASK THEM TO LEAVE.

Tyler: I BET YOU
DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT.

[ LAUGHTER ]G'DAY MATE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I JUST WANT TO JOIN A BIKER GANG
WITH HORRY AND..

DON'T.

-I GOT FIVE HARLEYS.
-LOOK AT THESE THINGS.

Fred: NICE!

THAT'S A 1958
HARLEY DAVIDSON PAN HEAD.

AND THE ONE OVER THERE,
MY WIFE'S BIKE AS WELL.

THAT'S A NIMBUS.

AND THIS ONE HERE IS A CHOPPER.
-YOU'VE GOT SOME BIKES MAN.

YEAH. IT'S A GOOD HOBBY TO HAVE
I THINK SOMETIMES. YEAH.

HE'S LIKE WE GOT EVERYTHING OUT
HERE YOU COULD EVER WANT.

INTERNET,
TV, GOOD WATER.

THE ONLY THING WE DON'T HAVE,
AIR CONDITIONING.

I'M LIKE THAT'S
THE ONLY THING YOU NEED!

IT'S [BLEEP] 125 DEGREES.

I MEAN THIS IS A MAN WITH 15
VERY VALUABLE MOTORCYCLES

IN HIS SHED
AND I'M LIKE DO YOU NOT THINK

MAYBE IF YOU WERE TO SELL
ONE OF THOSE MOTORBIKES

YOU COULD GET YOURSELF
AN AIR CONDITIONING UNIT.

AND HE WAS LIKE, "DO YOU RECKON?
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT."

Narrator:
IN QUEENSLAND THE TEAM
MET CLAIM CARETAKER, JORDAN.

-OH, HELLO.
-OH, [BLEEP] WHAT'S GOING ON?

-WHERE IS HE FROM?
-BULGARIA.

BULGARIA. YEAH I COULDN'T
UNDERSTAND ANYTHING HE SAID.

JORDAN, I'M NOTICING
THAT YOU APPEAR

TO BE JUST DRIVING
STRAIGHT THROUGH THE TREES.

-YEAH.
-YEAH.

IT'S THE EASIEST WAY RIGHT?

PUSH THE TREES DOWN
AND KEEP GOING. [ LAUGHS ]

[ TRUCK JOSTLES LOUDLY ]Man: AAH!

WHAT THE [BLEEP]?
DUCK DOWN.

-FRED, DUCK!
-I'M DUCKING.

Fred:
THANKS FOR THE WARNING.

ARE YOU TRYING TO
MURDER FRED, JORDAN?

[ LAUGHS ]

-YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD.
-THANKS.

YEAH I FIGURED
I'D GO FULL 'STRALIAN.

NO YOU'RE ADDING
AN EXTRA LETTER.

IT'S JUST 'STRA'IAN.
[STRAYIN']

THERE'S NO L IN THAT.
-WHAT DID I SAY?

'STRALIAN.
YOU'RE ADDING TOO MANY --

-WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
-'STRA'IAN.

ISN'T THAT THE SAME THING?

-IT'S THE SAME WORDS.
-IT'S THE SAME THING, TYLER.

-'STRALIAN, 'STRA'IAN.
-YOU'RE SAYING THE SAME THING.

Narrator:
AUSTRALIA HAS A POPULATION
OF 25 MILLION PEOPLE

WITH ENGLISH
AS ITS MOTHER TONGUE.

IT LOOKS LIKE
ITS WRITTEN IN BLOOD.

BUT FOR PARKER,
FRED, AND DANNY

IT MIGHT AS WELL BE
A FOREIGN LANGUAGE.

Man:
TURN THE SENSITIVITY
FLAT NAGGER.

-TURN IT WHAT?
-FLAT NAGGER. ALL THE WAY.

THERE COULD BE A [BLEEP] LOAD
OF GOLD IN THE BOONDIE.

-BUNDIE.
-NO BOON.
-BOONDIE.

Tyler: CHUCK A LEFTY
WHERE THAT CAR'S COMING OUT.

OH, THERE IT IS
JUST CHUCK A LEFTY.

CHUCK A LEFTY.

I'M GOING TO TAKE ONE WITH US
AND SHOW HIM THE BOODLY.

I'M HAVING AUSSIE
OVERLOAD AT THE MOMENT.

I KNOW. CAN WE GET
A TRANSLATOR IN HERE?

I HAVEN'T UNDERSTOOD ANYTHING

THAT ANYBODY HAS SAID
IN THIS ENTIRE TRIP.

BLOODY RIPPER.

Tyler:
OKAY, IF I SAID SOME DEAD HORSE
ON YOUR BANGER SANGER

WOULD YOU KNOW
WHAT I WAS SAYING?

SO DEAD HORSE
IS TOMATO SAUCE.

AND THEN SANGER IS SANDWICH,
BANGER SAUSAGE.

SOME DEAD HORSE
ON YOUR BANGER SLANGER.

SANGER.

IS THIS AN ELABORATE JOKE
TO GET US BEATEN UP?

-NO.
-SO IF I WALK INTO

A SANDWICH SHOP AND SAY
"CAN I HAVE SOME DEAD HORSE

ON MY BANGER SANGER PLEASE?"

I'M NOT GOING TO GET
A SLAP IN THE FACE AM I?

NO. I WISH I WAS JOKING
BUT PEOPLE ACTUALLY SAY THAT.

IAN, ARE YOU HAVING
ANY DEAD HORSE

ON YOUR BANGER SANGER
THIS MORNING?

-YEAH.
-YEAH?
-DO YOU WANT SOME?

[ LAUGHTER ]

WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND
IS "FAIR DINKUM."

-I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT.
-TERRY SAID IT.

YOU WOULD HAVE HEARD
TERRY SAY IT.

OH, I PROBABLY JUST
DIDN'T UNDERSTAND HIM.

TIRE'S OFF THE GROUND.

I'LL TRY TO RING
THE CHOPPER PILOT,

LOCAL PILOT,
KNOWS THE AREA.

ARE YOU GOING TO GET
A HELICOPTER TO COME IN

AND LIFT THAT OUT OF HERE?

FAIR DINKUM.

FAIR DINKUM IS LIKE
THE MOST AUSSIE, TRUE BLUE

AUSSIE SAYING I CAN THINK OF.
FAIR DINKUM IS LIKE [BLEEP] YES.

I FELT LIKE I WAS
ON THE RIGHT TRACK

WHEN PEOPLE WERE SAYING IT.

AND THEN IN THE SUMMER
WHEN IT WOULD WARM UP

AND DIRT WOULD THAW OUT
THEY'D SLUICE IT.

-FAIR DINKUM.
-YEAH.

LIKE IF I WAS HAVING
A CONVERSATION PEOPLE

WERE LIKE FAIR DINKUM.

I WAS LIKE YEAH, I'M DOING GOOD.
THIS IS A GOOD CONVERSATION.

Narrator:
AS THE TRIP PROGRESSED,

UNDERSTANDING THE LANGUAGE
DIDN'T GET ANY EASIER.

HEY, BRETT, IT'S TYLER
HOW ARE YOU?

YOU HAVE A LEASE FOR SALE,

OR THAT YOU'RE LOOKING
AT SELLING DON'T YOU?

[BLEEP]. I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
A WORD HE SAID.

FIRST OFF WHAT IS YEAH,
NA, YEAH, NA, YEAH, NA.

IS HE SAYING YES,
NO, YES, NO, YES, NO?

OH, LET'S DO A TEST OKAY.
IF I SAID OH NA, YEAH, NA, YEAH.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
-SOUNDS LIKE NO TO ME.

-THAT WAS A YES.
-HOW WAS THAT A YES?

IT'S OBVIOUS!
ALRIGHT I'VE GOT A--

-"NO, YEAH" IS NO?
-NO, NO, NO, NO.

"NA, YEAH" IS YES.
"YEAH, NA" IS NO.

WHATEVER YOU FINISH ON
IS THE ANSWER.

IT'S THE OPPOSITE
OF WHAT IT SHOULD BE.

I DO FIND IT KIND OF COMICAL THE
AMOUNT OF LIKE ABBREVIATIONS.

A LOT OF THEM
ARE SO UNNECESSARY.

-LIKE WHAT?
-ALL OF THEM.

[ LAUGHTER ]

LIKE, LIKE IS IT THAT
INCONVENIENT TO SAY BREAKFAST?

BREKKIE.
[BLEEP] YOU KNOW IT IS.

-YOU DO IT TO NAMES.
-OKAY, FRED-O.

-YEAH. LIKE SHARON IS WHAT?
-SHAZZA.

LIKE THAT'S NOT SHORTER
THAN SHARON.

-FRED-O IS ACTUALLY.
-YEAH, BUT WHO'S GOING TO
ACTUALLY SAY SHARON?

-ISAY SHARON.
-IT'S TOO FORMAL.

LIKE HOW WOULD YOU TEACH
SOMEBODY AUSTRALIAN?

YOU'D START, YOU WOULDN'T
START WITH AUSTRALIAN.

YOU'D BE LIKE ALRIGHT FIRST
WE HAVE TO LEARN ENGLISH.

THEN WE HAVE TO LEARN HOW
THE AUSTRALIAN'S BUTCHERED IT.

YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS.
-NO, WHAT YOU DO

IS YOU CUT THE END HALF OFF
AND ADD AN A.

-YOU JUST CALLED ME FRED-O.
-OR AN O.

"FRED-O" IS LONGER.
IT SHOULD BE "FRE."

-NO, YOU WOULDN'T --
YOU DON'T -- IT'S JUST.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WHERE DO YOU STOP?

HEY F,
YOU WANT TO GET SOME PF

AND THEN GO AND V
AND THEN GO TO THE B.

-LET'S GO GET SOME SOUPO
-ON THE CHUCO.

-[ LAUGHS ]
-IN THE KITCHO.

-COOK US SOME BREKKIE.
-COOK SOME BOOK.

[BLEEP] OFF.

Narrator:
COMING UP, AUSTRALIA'S
DEADLY ANIMALS KEEP PARKER

AND HIS TEAM ON THEIR TOES.

Parker:
IT FEELS LIKE THEY'RE CRAWLING
IN YOUR BRAIN RIGHT?

AAH!

Narrator:
AND SEE JUST HOW CLOSE

THEY CAME TO CALLING IT
QUITS ON THE ENTIRE TRAIL.

WELL, THE TRIPS PROBABLY
[BLEEP] DONE ANYWAY.

IT'S BEEN A LONG,
ALMOST WHAT? NINE WEEKS.

Tyler: NINE WEEKS.

[BLEEP].

[BLEEP].

THAT WAS PATHETIC.
YOU COULD HAVE...

NICE TRY THOUGH.

Narrator: IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG
FOR THE TEAM TO MEET

SOME OF AUSTRALIA'S
7,300 SPECIES.

THEY'VE GOT LIKE THAT MUCH
BACTERIA IN THEIR MOUTH

IF YOU GET BITTEN YOU'RE SEPTIC
WITHIN TWO MINUTES.

Narrator:
SOME WERE BIG BUT HARMLESS.

THERE'S A [BLEEP] EMU.

-YOU CAN DO IT. GO ON SON.
-OTHERS SMALL AND DEADLY.

-WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS THAT?
-IT'S A HORNET.

[BLEEP].

WHAT THE [BLEEP]
IS THIS?

Narrator:
AUSTRALIA'S LETHAL WILDLIFE
PUT EVERYONE ON CONSTANT ALERT.

THERE'S A SNAKE.

THE PERFECT CONDITIONS
FOR PRACTICAL JOKES.

ONE OF THE EARLIEST PRANKS
WAS SET BY DANNY.

HIS TARGET, TEAM DRIVER
AND EX-GREEN BERET, FRED.

[ Whispers ] I'VE PUT
A RUBBER SNAKE ON THE SEAT

AND I'VE TIED IT
TO THE DOOR HANDLE

SO WHEN HE OPENS
THE DOOR A RUBBER SNAKE

IS GOING TO JUMP OUT
AND CHASE HIM.

♪♪

AAH!

YOU [BLEEP].

Danny: [ LAUGHS ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

IF YOU HADN'T HAVE BEEN
HOLDING THAT CAMERA

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
A DIFFERENT SCENARIO, DANNY.

Narrator: PARKER DISCOVERED
THAT A LIFE TIME IN THE OUTBACK

MADE TYLER THE MOST
CHALLENGING TO PRANK.

-OH, TYLER!
-AAH, WHAT?

WAH! [ LAUGHS ]

[BLEEP] YOU ALL.

I THINK I'M JUST
KIND OF FUNNY SOMETIMES.

[ LAUGHS ]

Narrator:
PRANKING THE TEAM LEADER HIMSELF
TURNS OUT TO BE PRETTY EASY.

-WHERE ARE MY SUNGLASSES?
-I THINK THEY'RE THERE.

THEY'RE NOT UP HERE.
OH!

-[ SHRIEKS ]
-AAH!

[BLEEP] YOU.

[ LAUGHTER ]

Fred:
I JUST [BLEEP] GOT...

-RIGHT, I'M GOING TO BED, GUYS.
-GOODNIGHT.

Danny: WE HAD A GREAT DAY,
WELL DONE, EVERYBODY.

Narrator: BUT BY FAR
THE MOST ELABORATE PRANK

REQUIRED A TEAM EFFORT
AND ONE SOLITARY TARGET, DANNY.

[ BOING! ]

♪♪

Fred:
I'M GOING TO KEEP ADDING FROGS
UNTIL HE NOTICES.

THAT FROG WAS MASSIVE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW HE DOESN'T
KNOW IT'S IN THERE.

[ BOING! ]

♪♪

[ BOING! ]

[ Whispering ] THERE ARE
FOUR FROGS IN DANNY'S TENT.

HE STILL HASN'T NOTICED.

Danny: [ LAUGHS ]

VERY GOOD.
-WHAT?

Danny: THERE'S A FROG IN HERE.
IT'S WEE'D ALL OVER MY HAND.

[ LAUGHTER ]

-AND PILLOW.
-WE GOT YOU GOOD WITH THE TOADS.

-THAT WAS ACTUALLY GOOD.
-PEED ALL OVER YOUR STUFF.

YEAH, BUT YOU DIDN'T
PLAN THE PEEING.

Fred: WELL, IT'S A BONUS.IT LITERALLY JUMPED OVER MY HEAD

AND DID A FLYING PEE
RIGHT IN MY FACE.

-OH, MAN.
-KEEP THINKING OF IDEAS GUYS

BECAUSE I'VE GOT PLENTY
IN THE LOCKER.

[ LAUGHTER ]

Danny:
GO AND FIND TYLER.

GO AND GIVE HER A LITTLE KISS.

YOU'VE MADE ME LAUGH
AT LEAST THREE TIMES
IN THE PAST NINE WEEKS.

-OH, THAT'S GOOD.
-I THINK SO.
-I'M HAPPY WITH THAT.

-IT'S ONCE EVERY THREE WEEKS.
-LIKE 30 PERCENT.

WHAT 30 PERCENT
OUT OF 100 PERCENT

OUT OF THE TIME
I'M TRYING TO BE?

NO, NO. NO. 30 PERCENT
OF THE TIME PERIOD YOU'RE FUNNY.

OH, THAT'S [BLEEP] GOOD.

[ SNEEZES, COUGHS ]YOU ALRIGHT DAN?

-FLY.
-ROGUE FLY.
-FLY.

I SAID TO YOU GUYS
"THE FLIES ARE GOING TO BE BAD."

I TRIED TO WARN YOU.
-WHO ATE THE MOST FLIES?

Fred:
DANNY HAD THE MOST DRAMATIC.

♪♪

[ SPITS ]
UGH!

I THINK I BREATHED IT IN.

Tyler: [ LAUGHS ]

IS IT BUZZING
AROUND YOUR LUNGS?

[ CLEARS THROAT, COUGHS ]

IT WENT [BLEEP]
RIGHT DOWN THERE.

IS THAT REACTION PRETTY COMMON?
THAT'S A BIT SOFT THAT ONE.

SEE THE BEARD KEEPS THEM OUT.
I NEVER GOT ONE IN MY MOUTH.

'CEPT WHEN I ATE THEM.

OH, IT'S LIKE CHINESE TORTURE.

THEY'RE RELENTLESS.
-IT'S REALLY HARD TO THINK

WITH THE AMOUNT OF FLIES
IN YOUR EARS, EYES, MOUTH.

Narrator:
PARKER'S CREW DEVELOPED
THEIR OWN UNIQUE WAYS

TO COMBAT
THE PLAGUE OF INSECTS.

YEAH, I DON'T EVEN NOTICE
THE FLIES ANYMORE.

I'M TRYING TO BE TOUGH.
THAT'S ME FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS.

Man:
I'VE SWALLOWED ABOUT
10 FLIES THOUGH.

WELL, NO DINNER
FOR YOU, MATE.

I'M GOING TO WASH THEM DOWN
WITH SOME BEER NOW.

BEER.
BEER O'CLOCK.

-THE FIRST TWO ARE FOR DUST.
-YEAH.

DOES BEER WORK AGAINST FLIES?
-YEAH, YEAH. OH, YEAH MATE.

BUT YES,
EVERYONE MUST PARTAKE

OF TWO BEERS FOR THE DUST
AS A MINIMUM.

YOU'VE GOT A FLY
ON YOUR FACE, MATE.

WHEN DARKNESS FALLS
YOU THINK TO YOURSELF,

AWESOME, NO MORE FLIES.

OF COURSE THE NIGHT
WE GO PEGGING.

WHEN DARKNESS FALLS YOU PUT
YOUR HEAD TORCH ON.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT
YOUR HEAD TORCH ON?

DELUGE OF BEETLES.

YEAH, THE NIGHTTIME
CRITTERS COME OUT.

JUST COME OUT
OF THE DARKNESS LIKE

UGH, IT'S LIKE
OH, MY GOD.

AND LIKE THESE EARS AREN'T
SMALL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

THESE ARE FLY CATCHERS.

Danny:
I CAN FEEL IT RUNNING AROUND
IN MY EAR DRUM, MAN.

[BLEEP]. OH, MAN.
I HATE HAVING THINGS IN MY EAR.

IT FLEW RIGHT IN THERE.
-IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.

YOU NEED TO HAVE YOUR [BLEEP]
SORTED OUT WITH LIKE PRETTY SOON

BECAUSE LIKE IT'S
A [BLEEP] TIME.

Danny: YEAH OKAY, SORRY.

YOU WEREN'T THE MOST SYMPATHETIC
AT THE TIME I'VE GOT TO SAY.

YOU WERE LIKE, "YOU NEED
TO GET A GRIP OF THIS NOW."

YOU HAD A LOOK
THAT I HAVE ONLY SEEN

ON A VERY FEW PEOPLE'S
FACES IN MY LIFE.

AND IT WAS SHEER HORROR.

Danny: [ GROANS ]
I CAN HEAR IT.

IT'S TRYING TO TAKE OFF.

LIKE EVERY NOW AND AGAIN
[IMITATES BUG BUZZING].

IT'S SO LOUD.

HE'S LIKE TRYING
TO GET ME TO HURRY.

AND I'M LIKE DAN NONE OF
THIS HAPPENS TILL MIDNIGHT.

I CAN'T, I CAN'T HURRY.
-COULD YOU SEE IT IN HIS EAR?

YOUR DAD SORTED IT OUT.
TEDDY WAS THE HERO.

DANNY HAS A BEETLE
CRAWLING AROUND IN HIS EAR DRUM.

WELL, WELCOME TO THE
AUSTRALIAN BUSH MATE.

-THAT'S ACTUALLY BAD.
-IT'S FLOWN RIGHT THE WAY IN.

-YEAH, NO, WARM OIL.
-YEAH?

LIE ON YOUR SIDE, POUR WARM OIL
IN THERE AND THE BUG WILL FLOAT

AND THEN YOU JUST
GRAB IT OUT.

-[BLEEP] [BLEEP].
-LOTS OF BUSH FIXES FOR YOU.

Narrator: BACK AT THE TRUCK,
TYLER'S FATHER

TED PERFORMED
THE BUSH OPERATION.

IT'S NOT PAINFUL
IT'S JUST WEIRD,

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
-YEAH.

DON'T WORRY BUD. TRUST ME.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.

I CAN SEE
THE LITTLE [BLEEP] NOW.

DANNY, HE'S A MONSTER MATE.
-OH, MATE.

HOLD ON HE'S COMING NOW.

HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
I CAN SEE THE TOP OF HIM.

COME HERE. BUDDY.
-YOU GOT HIM?

-CHECK THAT OUT.
-UGH, MATE.

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT.

[BLEEP] OH, MATE THE RELIEF.
THANKS TED.

CHECK THAT.

OH, I DON'T EVEN
WANT TO LOOK AT IT.

-HOW YOU FEELING NOW BUD?
-MUCH BETTER.

Narrator:
LATER, PARKER WAS MINUTES

AWAY FROM A MUCH
NEEDED NIGHT'S SLEEP.

THIS LEASE IS THE FIRST
START FOR US AND WA.

Narrator:
OR, SO HE THOUGHT.

THERE'S A [BLEEP]
SOMETHING CRAWLING ALL OVER ME.

THERE'S BUGS EVERYWHERE
OVER HERE.

[BLEEP] THINGS.

♪♪

HEY, HEY, HEY.
NO, STOP THERE.

-KEEP GOING.
-NO, NO. NICE ONE.

I WANT TO BE
A BAR TENDER ONE DAY.

Tyler: YOU DON'T HAVE
THE PATIENCE.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
AT THE END OF NINE WEEKS

OF A SHOOT IN AUSTRALIA,
PEOPLE START LOSING THEIR MIND.

HOW DID WE EVEN GET
THROUGH THIS ENTIRE JOB?

DID WE HAVE ANY KIT GO DOWN?

I MEAN WE PUT IT THROUGH
ITS PACES, BIG TIME.

-I BET.
-THESE SHOOTS ARE [BLEEP]

HARDCORE ON THE
CAMERA EQUIPMENT MAN.

Tyler: OH, YEAH.

Narrator:
OVER TWO MONTHS 18 CAMERAS
WERE PUSHED TO EXTREMES.

DRONES FLEW
HUNDREDS OF MILES.

PIN CAMERAS GOT BURIED
IN THE OUTBACK DESERT.

AND ACTION CAMS
FILMED UNDERWATER.

BUT AS THE LOCATIONS
TURNED MORE EXTREME,

THE EQUIPMENT TOOK PUNISHMENT
IN UNEXPECTED WAYS.

Parker: SO DO YOU MIND
IF I GIVE THIS A SHOT?

DO YOU KNOW HOW
TO DRIVE THEM?

[ ENGINE STARTS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

Narrator:
WHEN PARKER FED A DRY BLOWER
FOR THE FIRST TIME...

PLAH!

...IT WAS ALL HANDS ON DECK
TO CAPTURE IT FROM EVERY ANGLE.

TO BE HONEST,
I'M SLIGHTLY CONCERNED

BECAUSE THAT EQUIPMENT
MIGHT BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT

BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THIS CAN.

DRY BLOWING FOR ME I DON'T THINK
IS THE WAY FORWARD.

I'M SORT OF ALMOST HALF HOPING
WE DON'T FIND ANY GOLD.

DANNY'S LIKE IT'S [BLEEP].
I'VE JUST HAD IT SERVICED.

I JUST SPENT 1,000 DOLLARS
ON MY CAMERA

AND THE SHOOTS ARE RUINED.

CAMERAS DON'T LIKE DUST.
IT'S LIKE NUMBER ONE.

AND EVERYWHERE WE GO
IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING.

YEAH.

Narrator:
ONE MINE IN PARTICULAR

GAVE THE CREW THEIR TOUGHEST
CHALLENGE OF THE WHOLE TRIP.

HOW TO FILM A SHAFT
130 FEET UNDER GROUND

WHEN IT'S ABOUT
TO BE BLASTED WITH DYNAMITE?

I SAW JUST DOWN OVER THERE,

IS THAT SOMETHING YOU WOULD
POSSIBLY MIND LENDING ME?

YEAH, NO, THAT'S NO DRAMAS.
YOU CAN USE THAT.

Narrator:
THE CREW PLAN TO PROTECT
THEIR CAMERAS WITH STEEL PLATES

NORMALLY USED TO SUPPORT
THE SHAFT CEILING.

Danny: WE'RE GOING TO PUT
THIS CAMERA UP ON THE WALL.

ABSOLUTELY BANG ON.
THAT IS GOING TO BE PERFECT.

THE THREE CAMERAS WERE
MOUNTED IN THE SHAFT.

WHILE 15 CHARGES
OF AMMONIUM NITRATE

WERE PRIMED FOR DETONATION.

Parker: ONE OF THE BEST PARTS
OF THAT WHOLE THING

WAS HIM BEING LIKE
"ARE YOU GUYS READY?"

AND JUST LIKE WALKING AROUND THE
CORNER AND BOMBS ARE GOING OFF.

John: FIRE IN THE HOLE!

[ BEEPS ][ EXPLOSIONS ]

OH, MY [BLEEP] GOD.

[ EXPLOSIONS CONTINUE ]

♪♪

GEEZ!

[ EXPLOSIONS CONTINUE ]

[ RATTLING ]

[ EXPLOSIONS STOP ]

♪♪

OH, FLIPPING HECK.
COMPLETE AND UTTER DEVASTATION.

UNTIL THEY FIND THEIR GEAR
THERE'S NO WAY TO KNOW

IF THE CAMERAS OR THE FOOTAGE
SURVIVED THE BLAST.

Man: OOH!

-OH, LOOK AT IT.
-OH, DUDE, IS IT STILL ON?

-IT'S STILL ROLLING.
-TWO OUT OF THREE ARE IN PLACE.

-NO.
-YEP.
-YES! [ LAUGHS ]

Parker: DANNY'S VERY HAPPY
YOU'RE STILL ROLLING.

OH, NO WAY THAT'S GOT IT.
THAT ONE HAS GOT IT.

Narrator:
WITHIN A DAY DANNY RETRIEVED
THE BLAST FOOTAGE.

-HAVE YOU WATCHED THIS YET?
-NO.
OH, COOL.

THE AUDIENCE AT HOME KNOWS
IF WE HAVE THE SHOTS OR NOT

BECAUSE THEY WOULD
HAVE USED THEM ALREADY.

-THEY DO KNOW YEAH.
-SO YOU GUYS KNOW BEFORE US.

OH!

Parker: LISTEN TO THAT.

ANYBODY THAT'S WATCHING
THIS AT HOME

THAT HAS REALLY GOOD SURROUND
SOUND WILL APPRECIATE THAT.

Danny: [ LAUGHS ]

-OH, DUDE IS IT STILL ON?
-IT'S STILL ROLLING.

-NO.
-YEP.
-YES!

♪♪

Narrator:
IT ISN'T JUST WHAT GOES
WRONG BEHINDTHE SCENES.

[ DETECTOR WARBLES ]
OH!

-OH.
-OH, HERE?

Narrator: EVEN WHEN
THE TEAM FINDS GOLD...

OH, MY [BLEEP].
THAT IS A BIG LUMP OF GOLD.

...KEEPING HOLD OF IT
ISN'T ALWAYS EASY.

I KEPT IT SAFE
AS PROMISED.

[ GOLD CLINKS ][ LAUGHTER ]

ONLY YOU COULD
DO THAT, FRED.

Raymo: YEAH MATE, SOUNDS LIKE
WE'VE GOT A WINNER.

BREAK IT OPEN, RAYMO.

ALRIGHT, BRO.
[BLEEP].

Narrator:
RAYMO WAS A LITTLE TOO
ENTHUSIASTIC TO DELIVER PARKER

HIS FIRST NUGGET
IN VICTORIA.

UH-OH.
SOUNDS LIKE I'VE LOST IT.

YOU WERE TOO AGGRESSIVE
WITH THE PICK.

YEAH MATE,
I CANNOT CONTROL MESELF.

[ LAUGHS ]

EVEN TYLER WITH 15 YEARS
DETECTING EXPERIENCE

COULDN'T ALWAYS
GET IT RIGHT.

SO DO YOU THINK IT'S
JUST OUT THE FRONT HERE?

THAT DIRT?YEAH.

YEAH. IT'S THERE.OR, IS IT YOUR RINGS?

OH, [BLEEP]. THAT IS
THE BIGGEST ROOKIE.

-YOU GUYS LOSE IT?
-YEAH I RECKON WE'VE DROPPED IT.

[ LAUGHS ]

Narrator: BUT BY FAR THE BEST
OR WORST GOLD FAIL

WAS AT THREE MILE
WHEN CLAIM OWNER

MUZ TOOK CHARGE OF CLEANING UP
THREE DAYS WORTH OF DRY BLOWING.

MUZ.

[ LAUGHTER ]

OH, MUZ.

WE LIKE SLAVED OVER GETTING
THAT CLEAN UP CLEANED UP.

AND LIKE GETTING
GOLD WEIGH-ABLE.

AND WE KNEW WE HAD
A LONG DRIVE AHEAD OF US

AND WE NEEDED
TO GET ON THE ROAD.

AND WE WERE ALL EXHAUSTED.

♪♪

[ METAL CLANGING ]

Man: OH!

[ LAUGHTER ]

WHEN HE DROPPED THAT I WAS
LIKE, "OH MY [BLEEP]."

YOU DID WELL.

-[BLEEP].
-IT'S ALRIGHT IT'S STILL HERE.

IT HASN'T GONE ANYWHERE,
IT'S STILL HERE.

Fred: I WAS LIKE WHOA,
IS HE LAUGHING?

I ALWAYS THINK THAT KIND OF
[BLEEP] IS HILARIOUS.

Parker: I THINK EIGHT PEOPLE
HAVE JUST SPENT SO MUCH TIME.

[ LAUGHS ]

I WISH THE CAMERA SAW MUZ
THE NIGHT BEFORE

SO EVERYONE CAN UNDERSTAND
WHY HE WAS SO HUNGOVER.

ONE JOB. DON'T DROP IT.[ LAUGHTER ]

DID YOU LIKE THE BIG
MACHINERY AT THE SUPER PIT?

THE SCALE OF IT IS
IT'S HARD TO ARGUE WITH.

Narrator: AT 5,000 FEET ACROSS
AND 1,900 FEET DEEP,

KALGOORLIE'S COLOSSAL,
SUPER PIT PRODUCES

TEN TIMES MORE GOLD THAN ALL
YUKON MINES PUT TOGETHER.

THE SCALE OF THIS PLACE
IS INSANE.

Danny:
IT LOOKS LIKE A THEME PARK.

Narrator: ONCE THE HARD ROCK
IS BLASTED IT'S GROUND

BY A SERIES
OF POWERFUL MILLS.

Marcus: INSIDE THE MILL IS
A COMBINATION OF BALL AND ROCK.

WE HAVE TO ADD AROUND
15 TON OF FRESH BALLS A DAY.

Parker:
CAN I TOUCH YOUR BALL? WOW.

IT USES AROUND
12 MEGAWATTS OF ELECTRICITY.

SO THAT'S ENOUGH
TO POWER 12,000 HOMES.

THAT'S A LOT OF POWER.

KALGOORLIE LIVES
OFF OF THIS MINE SITE.

PRETTY COOL.
AMAZING OPERATION.

♪♪

I'VE PROBABLY SEEN MORE OF
AUSTRALIA THAN MOST AUSTRALIANS.

Tyler:
I'D AGREE, DEFINITELY.

I THINK WE GOT TO SEE
THE BEST OF AUSTRALIA

IN THE GOLD WORLD,
THAT'S FOR SURE.

BUT IT WAS A ROLLER COASTER.
MASSIVE HIGHS, LOWS.

THE ALGOO WAS PROBABLY ONE
OF THE BIGGEST LOWS OF...

-MY LIFE.
-...THIS TRAIL. YOUR LIFE.

IF NOT ALL OF THE TRAILS.

[BLEEP] [BLEEP]. DAMN IT.WHAT?

I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT.
JUST LET ME LOOK.

Narrator:
SEVEN WEEKS INTO THE TRAIL
A FLAT TIRE

IN THE MIDDLE OF SOUTH WESTERN
AUSTRALIA'S DESERTED OUTBACK

PROVED TO BE
THE TEAM'S ULTIMATE LOW.

LET'S NOT TALK
ABOUT THE FLAT TIRE.

-THAT WAS HORRIFIC.
-THAT WAS BAD.

-IS ANYBODY REALLY THIRSTY?
-I'M SUPER THIRSTY.

Parker: WHAT?Fred: [BLEEP].

IS IT EMPTY?

Tyler:
WHY THE [BLEEP] DID WE NOT FILL
THE WATER UP BEFORE WE LEFT?

FRED ALL YOU DO IS BANG ON ABOUT
HOW MUCH WATER WE NEED TO DRINK.

Fred:
DID ANYBODY SAY WE NEED WATER?

IT'S YOUR [BLEEP] JOB.
THAT'S YOUR ONE JOB.

IT'S NOT MY JOB TO LOOK
IN YOUR WATER BOTTLES

AND TELL YOU GUYS
TO GET MORE [BLEEP] WATER.

THAT MAKES YOU
THE [BLEEP] MEDIC THOUGH.

Narrator: THE TEAM REACHED
BREAKING POINT.

WELL THE TRIP'S PROBABLY
[BLEEP] DONE ANYWAY.

WELL IF EVERYONE'S
GOING TO BE THIS PISSED OFF

THEN WHAT'S IT WORTH?

-I'M AT THE STAGE WHERE I'M --
-READY TO GO HOME?

Danny: HE'S TALKING ABOUT
THE TRIP BEING OVER.

WELL, TO BE HONEST RIGHT NOW

I DON'T REALLY GIVE
A [BLEEP] ANYWAYS.

-THAT WAS HELL.
-IT'S THE ONLY TIME

I'VE THOUGHT WE WERE
GOING TO BE DONE.

-OH, YEAH.
-I THINK THAT, YOU KNOW,

WE SHOULD BE PRETTY PROUD
THAT WE ENDED WITH THE POTENTIAL

FOR YOU ACTUALLY
MAKING A DECISION

TO WHETHER OR NOT
YOU MIGHT END UP SOMEWHERE

OTHER THAN THE KLONDIKE.
IS THAT FAIR TO SAY?

WHAT WE SAW WAS ENOUGH FOR ME
TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP.

THERE'S A HUGE AMOUNT
OF POTENTIAL.

Narrator:
AT THE FITZGERALD CLAIM
IN QUEENSLAND,

PARKER SAW
A REAL OPPORTUNITY.

IN THE YUKON RIGHT NOW GOOD
GROUND IS TWENTY BUCKS A YARD.

AND THIS IS 40.

I'M GOING TO RING HIS MOTHER
AND SEE IF I CAN ADOPT HIM.

-WHAT ABOUT A HUG FOR ME TOO?
-THE AMOUNT OF TRUST AND COMFORT

THAT I HAD WITH THE FITZGERALDS
IS HARD TO REPLACE.

I WANTED TO MAKE SURE
I GAVE YOU GUYS A CALL

TO TALK ABOUT YOUR GROUND.

-WELL THAT.
-I'M HAPPY WITH THAT.

MY FRIENDS, OUR FRIENDS,
IS A SUCCESS RIGHT?

I DON'T THINK THAT
ANY DIFFERENT TEAM

WOULD HAVE DONE IT ANY BETTER.
AND SO I THANK YOU ALL.

YOU KNOW THE THREE OF YOU GUYS
AND EVERYBODY HERE.

-THANKS, GUYS.
-AWESOME.

LIKE IT'S A REALLY
SPECIAL THING TO ME.

IT REALLY IS.
AND SOMETIMES I DON'T SHOW IT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ Laughing ]
MAYBE MOST OF THE TIME.

[ Normal voice ]
I FEEL REALLY BLESSED TO BE
A PART OF IT, YEAH.

CHEERS TO THAT.
THAT WAS LOVELY PARKER.

-CHEERS, MAN.
-CHEERS TO THAT.

-CHEERS.
-WELL DONE, EVERYONE.

-CHEERS GUYS.
-CHEERS.

-CHEERS GUYS.
-I'M PROUD OF US.

-IS THAT IT?
-UNTIL NEXT TIME.

I'M FINISHED.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR THAT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[ POP! ][ CHEERS ]

OH![ LAUGHTER ]

CAMERAMEN: NO! NO! NO!

-WHOO!
-YEAH!

WHOO!

[ LAUGHTER ]

RIGHT, THAT'S A WRAP.

-OH YES.
-I MEAN I SET OUT ON THIS TRIP

TO REALLY EVALUATE THE MINING
POTENTIAL IN AUSTRALIA

AND I FEEL LIKE
WE'VE ACCOMPLISHED THAT.

Danny:
I THINK THE REAL GOLD FOR ME
IS THE RELATIONSHIPS

AND THE PEOPLE
AND THE FRIENDSHIPS YOU FORM.

THE CAMARADERIE THAT GETS
CREATED BETWEEN US AS A GROUP

IS JUST LIKE SUCH
AN AMAZING TEAM

THAT MAKES ALL OF
THIS SUPER SPECIAL.

I WAS VERY WORRIED
ABOUT THIS TRIP,

ESPECIALLY HOW I WOULD
GET ALONG WITH PARKER.

I HAVE SO MUCH
RESPECT FOR HIM.

AND I CAN TELL
HE HAS RESPECT FOR ME.

I'VE JUST LOVED
EVER SECOND OF IT

AND I'M HOPING THERE'S MORE IN
STORE WITH PARKER IN AUSTRALIA.

I'VE BEEN TO SOME OF THE WORST
PLACES ON THIS PLANET

AND THIS ENVIRONMENT WAS WAY
MORE THAN I'D EXPECTED IT.

THAT WAS A HUGE CHALLENGE.
BUT WE'RE ALL ALIVE.

SO I DID MY JOB. [ LAUGHS ]
SO SUCCESS.

Parker: THE REASON
THAT I GO ON THESE TRIPS

IS THAT I FEEL LIKE
SOMEWHERE OUT THERE

IS STILL LIKE A MASSIVE
GOLD STRIKE TO BE FOUND.

I DEFINITELY WANT
TO EXPLORE THAT MORE.

THERE'S STILL MORE ADVENTURING
TO BE DONE.