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How did you ever
get ready for our wedding?
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- Mommy.
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- Oh, that's right.
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- I had blocked out the fact
that you were 30
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And still living at home.
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- 29.
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- Yeah, whatever.
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- By the way,
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I'm not dancing
at this thing, okay?
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So don't even ask.
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- Come on!
I want to dance with you!
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- No, no.
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When I dance, people think
I'm looking for my keys.
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- Yes, but if you
dance with me,
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Then you can look
for my keys.
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- Hmm.
No, no, no.
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No, no, sorry, no.
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- You are so unromantic.
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- What?
You know I don't like dancing.
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- You know
I do like dancing.
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- Then why did
you marry me?
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Well?
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- I'm thinking.
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- Okay, okay...
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Yup, yup, yup, yup.
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[crinkling]
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[doorbell rings]
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Okay, all right, comin'.
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- Hey, hey, ray.
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- Whoa.
No, no, no.
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- I told you
the knicks would win.
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- Hey, what do you got to eat?
It's Tuesday. Manicotti, right?
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- No--no, kevin!
- I'm hungry!
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- No, you're not hungry.
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Come on, you guys gotta
get out of here.
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- Hey, you want to go
to the track?
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- No, no.
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- Come on, that horse is running
that I know the trainer.
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- That doesn't mean
he's gonna win.
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- Yeah, but we
can feed him after.
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- Come on.
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- You hold
your hand flat--
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- Guys, please,
please, please.
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Come on, you gotta
leave, all right?
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You gotta.
Debra's coming over.
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- Debra...
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I don't know how
you got so lucky.
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- I don't either,
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And I don't need to draw
her attention to it, okay?
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Come on.
- She's hot, you know?
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- Yeah, I know.
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- No, I mean,
she really hot.
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- I know that, kevin.
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- She is hot.
You know, the guys at work--
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- All right, guys!
I know, I know she's hot!
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- Did you tell her newsday
promoted you to columnist?
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- I-I'm doing that tonight.
Come on!
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- Hey, what's the story
on the jell-o?
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- It's to go.
Take it out.
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- We just got here!
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- Come on, I'm asking her
to marry me.
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- Tonight?
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- Yeah.
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Yes, I just got the job,
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So I'm asking her.
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- You're asking debra
to marry you tonight?
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- Yes.
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- What's she gonna say?
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- She's gonna say,
"why are kevin and andy here?"
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Come on, guys,
you gotta go.
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- Where do we go?
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- This is all so sudden.
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- Congratulations.
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- Yeah, thanks.
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- Hi, guys.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- What's wrong with them?
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- Oh, they wanted jell-o,
and it's not for them.
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I told them.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Guess what.
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Carrots instead
of potato chips, fatty.
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- It's muscle,
it's muscle.
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- Hi, fatty.
Hi, little hiney.
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Yeah.
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Here, that's for you.
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- Well, no, wait.
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I told you to get one
of your romantic, mushy movies
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You always like to see.
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- Yeah, but you love this one.
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We'll see mine next week.
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- It's planet of the apes.
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- Yeah, but didn't you say
that was a classic?
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Monkeys riding horses.
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- Yeah, I mean,
it's a classic but...
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I don't know, you gotta be like
in the mood for it.
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Why don't we just...
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You know what?
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Why don't we just--
we'll sit, and we--
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I'll sit over here.
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And, uh, we'll just--
you know what we'll do?
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We'll eat some carrot sticks,
and, uh...
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We'll talk.
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- Ray, I told you,
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I'm not having sex
on your mom's plastic couch.
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- But I...
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I don't want...
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No...
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I don't want sex,
all right?
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I just--
I want a carrot, that's all.
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- Okay, we'll go to your room.
Come on.
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- What? No, wait!
No, no, no!
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- What do you mean, "no"?
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- No, I mean, no for now.
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Yes in a few minutes.
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- What do you want?
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- All right,
just sit down.
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Sit down.
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Um, something happened--
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I want to show you
something.
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This is the early edition
of tomorrow's newsday,
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And I wanted
to show you somethin'
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Before anybody else
knows about it.
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- What happened?
Did you do something illegal?
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- No.
No, no, no.
126
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There's
this great column.
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I want you
to read it.
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It's from
this new guy.
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Oh, here it is.
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He's really--
he's a great writer,
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Even though he is
a little weird-lookin'.
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He's a--
look at his picture.
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- [gasps]
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- Yeah,
he's weird-lookin'.
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- Ahh!
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Oh, my god!
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Oh, god,
when did this happen?
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- It happened Monday.
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I didn't even tell
my family yet.
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I just--I wanted you
to be the first to see it.
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- "more than a game"
by raymond barone.
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Oh, my god!
Oh, ray!
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Oh, good,
I'm so happy for you.
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- Whoops!
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Sorry.
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You guys finishing up
or just starting?
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- Dad!
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Come on, what are
you doing back here?
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- Relax, romeo, I forgot
my driving glasses.
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I would have kept going,
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But your mother thinks
I hit a deer.
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- Ray, tell your dad.
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- No, no, no,
not now.
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- What?
What, did you break something?
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- No, no!
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- Look, frank, look.
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- Wait, wait,
what is it?
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Hey, it's you.
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- Yeah, it's his column.
He's a columnist.
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- Holy crap.
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A columnist?
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But newsday is
like a real paper.
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- Yeah, well, I guess
I slipped through the cracks.
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- Hey, wait, wait, wait,
I wanna read this.
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It's not every day a son of mine
amounts to something.
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- Dad, please, come on,
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Mom's waiting for you
in the car.
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- She's fine.
I cracked the window.
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- Dad, please,
give it to me.
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- "as a boy,
sports was the only way
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I could connect
with my father."
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- Dad.
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- "the first game
he took me to
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"was at yankee stadium
when I was eight.
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"bobby murcer homered
in the ninth to win it.
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"I thought nothing
could be more thrilling.
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"then on the ride home,
my father talked to me.
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"he listened.
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"he shared his passion
for sports with me.
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"I love sports
for many reasons now,
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"but I have to say
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That what drew me to the games
as a young boy
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Was the ride home."
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What, are you saying
I didn't talk to you?
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What is this?
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Is that what you're saying?
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- All right, dad,
that's not what I'm saying.
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Now, please,
don't read anymore.
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- Frank, I'm in the car.
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What are you doing
reading the newspaper?
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- He's reading ray's column.
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- Yeah, I'm reading
about how terrible I was.
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- Ray's column?
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- Your son is the new
sports columnist for newsday.
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- Oh!
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- Okay. All right.
Okay, ma.
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- I knew you'd do it.
You're a writer.
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I told you
he was smart.
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Let me see that.
Let me see that.
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- Hey, hey, let go.
It's about me.
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- Dad, will you please
give me the newspaper?
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- I didn't connect
with you?
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00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,744
- Dad, you're not supposed--
give it to me, dad.
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- I'm trying to connect
with you.
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Get away from me.
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- You're not supposed
to read it!
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- What are you afraid of?
I'm finishing this!
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"I'm hoping sports
will bring me closer
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"to someone else
in my life.
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"the person who will be sitting
next to me reading this.
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Debra,
will you marry me?"
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- For that last part,
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He was supposed
to be down on one knee.
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- Oh, honey!
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- Dad, what did you do?
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- Oh, raymond,
it's so wonderful.
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- What's going on?
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- Oh, raymond just asked
debra to marry him.
219
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- Well, technically.
220
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- And?
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- And?
Oh...
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00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:02,734
- Yes!
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00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:03,868
[screams]
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[both laughing]
225
00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:09,341
[all talking]
226
00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:13,378
- Congratulations
to you both.
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00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,046
- Thank you.
Thank you.
228
00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,616
- Oh, I know,
I'm so pleased.
229
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And raymond got
his own column today.
230
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- And his picture
in the paper.
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- Oh, look at him.
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[all talking at once]
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- I can't believe this!
234
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Read your column.
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- Oh, yeah?
237
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- Pretty good.
238
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The stuff about dad
and the ride home.
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- Yeah, thanks.
240
00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:04,829
- You know,
I was there too.
241
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,031
- Yeah, no.
242
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,866
I know.
I was going to mention you,
243
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,067
But, you know,
the column's so--
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- No, no.
245
00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:23,314
Anyway, congratulations
on the column.
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And the engagement.
247
00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:31,423
- Thanks.
248
00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:34,726
You know,
I was wondering if you...
249
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You know, if you wanted to be
best man and all?
250
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- Me?
251
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- Yeah. Yeah.
252
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- That would be an honor.
253
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- Good, 'cause you're definitely
in the running.
254
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,246
I'm kidding.
It's you.
255
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:56,715
- It's me?
- It's you. You're in.
256
00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:58,116
- Oh, you're kidding around.
- You're in.
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- Good. Best man, yeah.
- Why not?
258
00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:02,821
- That'll be good,
best man.
259
00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:05,156
- That was crazy.
Wasn't that crazy last night?
260
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,792
God, I couldn't even
give debra the ring.
261
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,160
- Why don't you have
dad give it to her?
262
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,328
[laughing]
263
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:13,298
- Yeah, I get it.
264
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,500
- I can't believe you proposed
to her in front all of them.
265
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,368
- Yeah.
266
00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:23,475
Wait a minute.
267
00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:25,944
- What?
268
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:29,380
- What if she wanted
to say no?
269
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:32,217
- What do you mean?
270
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:33,952
- She was in front
of the whole family.
271
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,320
She had to say yes.
272
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,354
- Come on.
273
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:39,224
- Plus, I put it
in the paper.
274
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:42,060
Oh, no,
why did I do that?
275
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,129
She couldn't say no.
276
00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:47,332
Oh, my god.
I am a jack ass.
277
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:54,005
- I think you're supposed to put
the accent on the jack.
278
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,206
- Oh, god,
what did I do?
279
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,208
I'm like one of those losers
at the ball game
280
00:12:57,210 --> 00:13:00,245
That rents a blimp.
281
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:03,481
Oh, "marry me, hilda."
yeah.
282
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:07,318
Hilda can't say no.
They'll throw beer on her.
283
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,220
- Would you stop, okay?
284
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,022
- Think about it.
Think about it. Really.
285
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,423
She's hot, right?
286
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:14,092
- Oh, yeah, you know,
the guys at the precinct...
287
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,494
- Okay, okay, okay!
288
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:20,131
So why me, huh?
289
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,867
I mean, well, look at me.
Look at me.
290
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:24,269
Look at me, man.
291
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:25,403
I mean, from the front,
all right, I'm okay.
292
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,105
I can get by
from the front.
293
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:30,575
But look at
my profile.
294
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:34,512
I'm a flamingo.
295
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:37,515
- Everybody thinks
I'm the weird one.
296
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,350
- No, you know I'm right.
You know I'm right.
297
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,085
- Raymond, calm down, okay?
298
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:43,087
Let's look at the facts,
all right?
299
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:45,023
She comes over,
right away you get a kiss.
300
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,891
Always.
301
00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:50,495
- Well, so?
I get that from mom.
302
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,297
- That must be nice too.
303
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:58,236
How about when debra's
sitting next to you, right?
304
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,271
She always has to be
right up against you.
305
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,473
Holding your hand,
playing with your hair.
306
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,042
You both make me sick.
307
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:11,950
You know why she wants
to marry you, raymond?
308
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:15,386
Because she loves you.
309
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,522
That's why she said yes.
310
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:23,461
- Maybe.
311
00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:27,899
- Where are you going?
312
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,501
- I've gotta give her
another chance to say no.
313
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:36,107
- Flamingo.
314
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:39,210
[laughs]
yeah.
315
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:46,150
[door knocking]
316
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:50,922
- Hi.
- Hi.
317
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:54,192
- So?
318
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,426
Feel different, huh?
319
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,562
- Why, do you
feel different?
320
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:58,963
- Of course.
321
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:01,266
- Like, doomed?
322
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:05,303
- Yes, exactly like that.
323
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:08,940
- Listen, listen.
324
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,141
Last night,
325
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:13,344
When my father asked
you to marry me
326
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:19,117
And you said yes
to my mother...
327
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:22,253
I'm wondering
if maybe...
328
00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:25,924
- What?
329
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:28,092
- Well, like, maybe
you felt pressured,
330
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:31,296
Like you were
at a ball park.
331
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,531
- What?
332
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,200
- All right,
let me ask you again.
333
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:37,702
Okay, nobody's--
nobody's here.
334
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:40,104
You can say
whatever you want.
335
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,940
Do you really
want to marry me?
336
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,174
- [gasps]
337
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,643
Oh, my god!
338
00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:52,650
- Wait, wait, is that for me
or for the ring?
339
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:56,354
- Oh, my god!
This is so beautiful.
340
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,456
- Okay, but would you
still want me without the ring?
341
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,358
- What are you
talking about?
342
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,726
I can't believe this.
343
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,728
Lookit. I can't wait
to show everybody.
344
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:08,232
Wait, I gotta look at this
under the light.
345
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:11,102
- I'm never going to get
a straight answer now.
346
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,738
- Gimme that ring
for a second, please.
347
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,273
- No, no, no, no.
Give me my ring back.
348
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,208
- Wait, please, wait!
349
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,476
Do you really want
to marry me?
350
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,477
- What?
Yes!
351
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,379
- Take your time!
352
00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:27,685
Think...One more time.
353
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,554
[sighs]
354
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:44,769
Do you really
wanna marry me?
355
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:51,509
- Yes, ray,
I really wanna marry you.
356
00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:01,386
I got the ring!
I got the ring!
357
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:02,587
Oh, I love it.
358
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,455
It's great.
Come here.
359
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,257
Come here, I gotta show you
all my plans here.
360
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,126
- Plans?
What do you mean?
361
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,660
- Yeah, for the wedding.
362
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,796
- You're already
planning the wedding?
363
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:14,132
- I've been planning it
since I was 12.
364
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,202
You didn't meet me
till you were 22.
365
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,605
- Well, you're the last piece
of the puzzle.
366
00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:27,412
- Yeah.
You're sure that I fit?
367
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:30,481
You're not, like, cramming me
in there, right?
368
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,150
- Ok, ok,
look at this.
369
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,217
These bridesmaids dresses.
370
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,519
Do you like that color?
371
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,054
- Yeah, they're great
372
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:39,557
If they're going to jog
to church at night, I guess.
373
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,194
- Ha ha.
Come on, this is important.
374
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,796
- So this is all
about the wedding.
375
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:47,265
- Of course it's
about the wedding.
376
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,666
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Wait a second.
377
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:51,202
What if I told you
forget about all this?
378
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,470
Huh? Would you still
wanna marry me
379
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,638
If we couldn't have
a big wedding?
380
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,439
- I don't need
a big wedding.
381
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,807
That's fine.
382
00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:57,842
- Wait, wait, what about
what your sister had?
383
00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,210
- Oh, god, that was
way too much.
384
00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,578
I wouldn't
want that anyway.
385
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,514
- So, you're not just excited
now about a big wedding?
386
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,383
You'd marry me even if
we had a small wedding.
387
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,452
- Oh, honey, listen,
if you want a small wedding,
388
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,187
We'll have
a small wedding, ok?
389
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:12,190
- You're good with
a small wedding?
390
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,791
- Of course.
391
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,393
- And I'm still honey?
392
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,728
- Yes, you are.
393
00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:20,798
- Ok.
394
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,799
[doorbell rings]
395
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,401
Aah, my parents!
396
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:24,669
- Oh, boy.
397
00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:28,806
[all talking at once]
398
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:34,412
- Hello there,
son-in-law.
399
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:37,748
- Hello there...You.
400
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:41,285
- You know,
on the way down here,
401
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:46,224
I was busy reading my favorite
sports columnist.
402
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:50,428
Boy, that mike lupica
can really write.
403
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:53,731
Congratulations, ray.
404
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,399
- I've never been
a sports fan,
405
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:59,470
But now...Go sports!
406
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,339
- Ok.
407
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:02,473
- Look, mom.
408
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:06,477
- Is that adorable?
409
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,578
- Hey, we gotta talk date.
410
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,247
- Oh, yes.
411
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,681
I checked, and the country
club is only available
412
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:13,684
On June 3 or the 17th.
413
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,753
- It's the big room, dear.
414
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,755
- Of course
it's the big room.
415
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,892
Big room, big band,
big shrimp.
416
00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:24,262
- So, like, 200,
250 tops.
417
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:28,833
- 250? People?
418
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,568
- Yeah, why?
What did you have in mind?
419
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,304
- A small wedding.
Like 20 people.
420
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,174
[laughter]
421
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,909
Ok, 2o each.
422
00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:39,243
- 40?
423
00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:42,180
- You said a small wedding.
424
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,581
You said you didn't care about
a big wedding.
425
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,850
- Ray, but 40 people
is not a wedding.
426
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,518
That's like a barbecue.
427
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,457
- So you do care
about the wedding.
428
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:55,526
- Honey, I told you
I've been imagining this
429
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,395
Since I was 12 years old.
430
00:19:57,397 --> 00:20:01,199
- You knew 200 people
when you were 12?
431
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,401
- You know, last month,
I was at a wedding
432
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,403
Where they
released doves.
433
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,872
- Oh, can't believe
you said that.
434
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,774
I have a picture of it
right here.
435
00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:12,710
- Doves?
436
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:16,614
- Oh, and the centerpieces.
437
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,349
Do you know what
they're doing now?
438
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,684
The base is a fishbowl.
439
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:20,885
- With fish in it?
440
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,553
- Well, of course,
with fish in it.
441
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,821
- God, that would be so great.
442
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,924
- So, ladies,
the third or the 17th?
443
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,359
[both]
17th.
444
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,494
- The chocolatier isn't
available until then.
445
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:31,762
- Yes, and that'll give me a
chance for another fitting.
446
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,431
- Yes.
447
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,299
- Ralph, it's warren.
448
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:39,403
Big room. Mm-hmm.
The 17th.
449
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,738
Right.
450
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:46,777
- I'm invited, right?
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