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- What's that thing?
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- It's a coin sorter.
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Herminsons are having
a garage sale,
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And you know how I feel
about loose change:
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Not for me.
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- Ugh.
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Something else we don't need.
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Your father's been bringing home
useless junk for 40 years.
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- You were item number one.
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- We should be having
a garage sale, frank.
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- No.
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No garage sale.
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I'm not lugging everything
up from the basement
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And then standing out there
all day dealing with people.
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People.
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- I bet ed's making a lot
of money on that thing.
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- He told me
he already made $200.
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- Ooh.
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- $200?
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For herminson's crap?
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We got much better crap
than him.
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We're having
a garage sale.
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No, no, better.
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Make it a yard sale.
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That's classier.
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I bet I can sell this thing
for $15.
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That's pure profit.
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- Hey, who took my thing, dad?
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- Hey, listen up.
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You and robert
got till tomorrow morning
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At 8:00 in the a.M.
To get all the crap
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You're storing
in this house out.
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We're clearing the place out.
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- Oh, my god.
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You're moving?
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- No, we're having a yard sale.
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- Oh, oh, yard sale.
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Oh, for a second
I thought you were moving,
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Which would make us
so, so sad.
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- Aww.
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No, sweetie.
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We're not going anywhere, no.
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Oh.
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[smooches]
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No,
we'll always be with you.
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- 'cause I'll help you move.
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- Let's go.
Let's go.
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Got a half an hour.
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- Yeah, relax.
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- Move it out!
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- Take it easy, dad,
all right?
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Nobody's at your yard sale yet.
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The bowling alleys
are still open.
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- Well, anything
you don't claim, I'm selling.
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- Hey, listen,
if we don't want it for free,
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What makes you think people
are gonna pay for it?
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- People are idiots.
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- Did you know
I used to come down here
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To hide from you?
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- Oh, yeah?
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I used to come down here
to hide from dad.
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- He used to come down
to hide from mom.
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- Remember when we all ended up
down here at the same time?
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- Then mom locked us in
to teach us a lesson.
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- And dad shut off the water
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While she was still
in the shower.
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- Yeah.
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- Good times.
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- [chuckles]
yeah.
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- All right,
let's get to it, huh?
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- Oh, oh, man.
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You know what,
this is just--
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It's too much like work.
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Look, just let dad sell
what's ever here.
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That's all.
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- What, are you kidding?
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This is our childhood.
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This is who we are.
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- Hey, hey, hey,
my handprint turkey.
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Gully, gully, gully,
gah, gah, gah, gah.
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[chuckles]
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- That's a turkey?
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- Yeah, you know,
I was a kid.
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- Yeah, uh-huh.
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- Ahh, look at this.
Look at all this--
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All this cool school stuff
of mine.
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- Where's my stuff?
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- Ahh, look at this.
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I invented this in shop class.
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- You invented wood.
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- It's a bug-killing system.
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Look, I wrote directions down.
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"put bug on block 'a'
and press down with block 'b'
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"until crunching is heard.
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Rinse and repeat."
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- All these boxes
say "ray" on 'em.
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I used to have things too,
you know.
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- Here you go.
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Here's something
with your name on it.
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- What?
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- Your baby shoes?
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- 40 years,
this is all they saved.
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- Hey, hey, hey.
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Hector von fuzzy pants.
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[giggling]
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Or something.
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I don't--
hector von some--
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I don't know.
Oh, it's stupid.
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- All right.
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Come on,
hurry up, boys.
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Your father
wants a staff meeting
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On the lawn
in five minutes.
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- Ma, what are you doing?
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What are you selling
all this stuff for?
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- 'cause I need this area
for your father.
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See, I'm gonna bring down
a chair and a television,
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And I'm gonna leave meals
at the top of the stairs.
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He'll be very happy.
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- Ma, ma, wait.
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- What?
- What's with these shoes?
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What'd you save these for?
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- I don't know.
Let me see.
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[gasps]
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Oh, I bought these for you
for christmas one year.
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- I never got 'em.
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- I must have hidden them
down here
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And forgotten
to give them to you.
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[laughs]
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That's funny.
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- Shoes for christmas.
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- [mouthing words]
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- Oh.
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What's all that?
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- This is my whole childhood
that my parents want to sell
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To any zeke with a pickup.
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- Now, where are we
gonna keep all this stuff?
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- Come on, debra.
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This is--it's good stuff.
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- Oh, look.
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"ray, 1969," oh.
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- It's an ashtray.
I made it for my dad.
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Said he loved it.
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Said he would start smoking.
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He never did.
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- Well, when the time comes,
you'll smoke for your children.
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- What do you got there?
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- Oh, it's just a bunch
of clothing
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I was just gonna take it over
to the yard sale.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Come on, kids.
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Got to go to grandma
and grandpa's.
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Ray,
just grab that crib, okay?
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Oh, come on.
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Go on, ray.
Hurry up.
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- We're getting rid
of the cribs?
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- Yeah, what do we need them
for anymore?
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- I don't know.
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- What?
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- I don't know,
in case--
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- What, for what?
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- I don't know.
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- What, for all the other kids
we're gonna have?
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Yeah, why don't we have ten more
and move into a shoe?
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Hey, frank.
- Hey, hey.
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Welcome to honest frank's
yard of bargains.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Hiya, kids.
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- Here we go.
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- Okay, what have we here,
debra?
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- Well,
it's mostly baby stuff.
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The crib goes in furniture.
- Yeah.
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- Clothes in clothes.
- Right.
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- All right, hey.
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Maybe I ought to start
an all-baby section.
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[chuckles]
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They're suckers for babies.
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- You know what, dad?
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We'll take care of all of this,
all right?
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So we're gonna get rid
of all this stuff, huh?
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- Yeah, and after your dad
takes his cut,
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We get to keep 40%.
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- Hey, hey, check this out.
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- Dad, all right, can you
give us a second here, please?
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- You see what I did?
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I scraped the rust off.
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Eye appeal is buy appeal.
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20 bucks.
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- 20 bucks?
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Nobody's gonna pay
that for a used thermos.
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- They will if it was used
by the pope.
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Hey, fella, you catholic?
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You like hot soup?
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- Wow, I can't believe
we saved all this stuff, huh?
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What do you think, ray?
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Like, a buck
for a bag of bibs?
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Buck a bag of bibs.
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Buck
a bag of bibs.
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A buck a bag of bibs.
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Can you say that?
Just say it.
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Buck a bag of bibs.
Buck a bag of bibs.
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- Yeah, okay, look.
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So we're not gonna
have any more kids?
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- What, are you serious?
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- I'm just--I'm wondering.
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- I don't know.
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Are we supposed to?
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- I don't know.
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I mean, I just--
I thought that if we weren't
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We both would have known
about it.
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- [clears throat]
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I don't think this is the place
to talk about this right now.
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- Oh, I wasn't listening.
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- Listen.
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I'm not saying
I definitely want more kids,
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But I just didn't know
we had made that decision.
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- Well, I mean, nobody made
an actual decision, ray.
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- I just thought that--
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I thought since we hadn't
done anything drastic--
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- Drastic?
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- Yes, you know,
since we hadn't...
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Snip, snip, snip, snip,
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That we could maybe--
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- What?
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- I don't know.
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Maybe we could have more kids.
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- Excuse me,
I couldn't help overhearing.
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- Oh, god.
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- Are we talking about
having more children?
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- Ray.
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- Ma, look, this is between
me and debra, okay?
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- Yeah, and I don't think that
this is the place to do this.
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- Raymond, what did you mean
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By "snip, snip,
snip, snip, snip"?
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- God, now I got to have
that dream.
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What are you doing?
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- Dad wants me to keep an eye
on that one in sporting goods.
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- You really think
mrs. Scarpool
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Is gonna steal
cross-country skis?
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- Not on my watch.
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- Hey, you two porcupines,
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I need you
to bring that sofa bed
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Up from the basement.
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- Old lucky?
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I mean, old musty?
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- Listen, I haven't told
your mother yet,
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But I'm fixing a little area
for her down there.
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- A little area.
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- I'm gonna bring down
her sewing machine,
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Maybe a folding chair,
maybe a hot plate.
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She'll love it.
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She can stay down there
all day.
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- Sounds like a sweatshop, dad.
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- Nah, I'll give her
a little fan.
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- Debra, would you help me
price these things?
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If we look busy,
then nobody'll bother us.
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- Oh, that doesn't work.
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I just was trying
to look busy.
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- Can I let you in
on a little secret?
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- Um...
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- I wanted to have
more children too.
260
00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:23,655
- We don't want
to have more children.
261
00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:24,956
- Oh?
262
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:28,893
Well, if I overheard correctly,
raymond does.
263
00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:30,095
Listen.
264
00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:32,998
I wanted to have another baby,
265
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,899
But frank wouldn't
even hear of it.
266
00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:37,202
And well, I was just crushed.
267
00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:38,703
You know, I love my boys,
268
00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:42,841
But I always wanted
a little girl too.
269
00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:44,943
You know what I used to do?
270
00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:47,312
I used to put robbie
in a little pink dress
271
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,813
And dance him
around the room.
272
00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:56,921
- You got any pictures of that?
273
00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:58,990
- The reason
I bring it up is that,
274
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:02,093
Well, we're not getting
any younger, dear.
275
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:05,930
And you want to plant your
seedlings before winter comes
276
00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:07,365
And everything freezes over.
277
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:11,136
- Jeez.
278
00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:14,739
- You can't talk to her.
279
00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:15,907
- All right, easy, easy.
280
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,242
Stop pushing it, robert.
281
00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:18,243
- I'm not pushing.
282
00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:19,811
- Take--I'm losing my grip.
283
00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,046
I'm put--I'm putting it down.
284
00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,447
- Wait, wait, wait!
- I'm putting it down.
285
00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:23,448
Clunk!
286
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,283
- Ow!
287
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,718
- Well, what's the matter?
288
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,354
- You told me
while you were putting it down.
289
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,789
- Oh, you just--you're slow.
290
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:33,391
You used to do that to me
on the seesaw.
291
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:37,128
"I'm getting off,"
boom.
292
00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:41,332
- Hey, chuckleheads,
this ain't the employee lounge.
293
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,835
I got a rube out there
I think I can unload this on.
294
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,070
- All right, take it easy, dad.
295
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,871
This thing weighs a ton,
all right?
296
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:49,340
- Well, then open it up
and pull the mattress out.
297
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:54,079
What, are you two
sharing a brain?
298
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:56,748
I'll use this cushion
to keep him on the hook.
299
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,017
[groans]
300
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,885
Ick.
301
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:03,121
There you go.
302
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:07,058
- All right.
- All right.
303
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,293
[grunting]
304
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,294
- Ready, one...
305
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,295
- Yeah.
306
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:11,930
- Two, three.
307
00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:14,032
[dishes crashing]
308
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:27,045
- We were too close
to the table.
309
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:27,946
- Stupid couch,
stupid--
310
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,147
Stupid.
311
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,949
- Hey.
312
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,418
Don't take your problems
with debra out on the sofa bed.
313
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,353
- What are you talking about?
314
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:38,423
- I know the situation.
315
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,192
You know, the kid thing,
you and debra.
316
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,228
- Well, where'd you hear that?
317
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,363
- It's all over the yard.
318
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:49,334
- What?
319
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:50,902
- Don't worry.
320
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:53,505
What's said in the yard
stays in the yard.
321
00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:57,242
Why is everybody talking
about this except me and debra?
322
00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,043
- Well, we're all wondering
about that too.
323
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:00,311
And let me just say this, okay?
324
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,013
Debra has a point, ray.
325
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,882
All right, it's a lot of work
raising kids.
326
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,316
There you are at the office.
327
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,284
Then you come breezing home.
328
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,385
"look what I wrote.
329
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,419
Where's my dinner?"
330
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,088
How much help are you really?
331
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,059
- Okay, what--what do you know
about it?
332
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,294
- Oh, yeah, yeah,
that's right, huh?
333
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,862
What could I know?
334
00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:19,197
I'm just robert;
I don't have any kids.
335
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:21,499
I'm a reproductive cul-de-sac.
336
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,173
- Can you just fold this up,
please?
337
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,175
- I could still have kids,
you know.
338
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,976
- I know, robert.
- Ooh.
339
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,046
- What are you guys
talking about?
340
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,114
- Don't worry, deb.
341
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,315
I'm on your side.
342
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,917
- You're on my side?
343
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:41,452
- That's right,
and I'm not the only one.
344
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,121
- I don't believe this, ray.
345
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,155
What are you doing?
346
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,024
- Hey, listen--
347
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:46,825
- [groans]
348
00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:53,097
- Look, I just wanted to talk
about it, all right, that's all.
349
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,266
You just--you assumed
that we were done having kids.
350
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,168
Well, I don't know
that I'm done yet.
351
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,069
- Well, I am.
352
00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,437
- Well...
353
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:03,074
- You know what?
354
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,243
Why don't I just get this
out of your way, okay?
355
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:08,046
[couch creaking
and banging]
356
00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:13,218
It's stuck.
357
00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:24,562
You know what,
I might be a while.
358
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,531
- Hey, there's a sucker out here
359
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,199
Who just paid sticker price
on the crib.
360
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,534
- The crib?
361
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,436
- Yeah, I need one
of you two numbskulls
362
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:34,973
To go put it in her car
before she sees the teeth marks.
363
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,140
- I'm gonna go.
364
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:39,444
- Ray.
365
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:43,348
- And mrs. Scarpool
is on your side too.
366
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,916
- Uh, listen--
367
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,985
- Ah, thanks,
it's the green minivan.
368
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,153
- Yeah, there's been
a misunderstanding.
369
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:49,954
This crib's not for sale.
370
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:51,155
- What?
371
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:52,323
- Yeah, sorry.
372
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,892
- But I already bought it.
373
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,327
Dad, give this woman
a refund, please.
374
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,962
- I'm sorry, lady.
375
00:14:57,964 --> 00:14:59,564
All sales are final.
376
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:02,600
- But I want the crib.
377
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:03,668
- No, no, no, dad.
378
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,203
Dad, we're not selling
this crib.
379
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:06,504
Please, give her
her money back.
380
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:09,307
- What have you been smoking?
381
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,475
Give her the crib.
382
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:11,943
- All right, stop it, no.
383
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,244
No, dad, I'm not selling
the crib.
384
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,512
Please, how much
did you pay for this?
385
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,114
- Ray, ray, come on.
386
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,148
What are you doing?
387
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,216
- He's blowing the sale.
388
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,517
You're fired.
389
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,185
- Look, we're not selling
the crib.
390
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:22,387
Here, here's 40 bucks.
391
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:23,688
- She only paid $30.
392
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,623
- I don't care.
Please let go.
393
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:26,624
- Ray.
394
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:27,659
- It's raymond's crib.
395
00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:28,660
They're gonna need it.
396
00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:29,961
- No, we're not.
397
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,596
- I'm gonna need it Thursday.
398
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,464
- Marie, stop.
399
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:34,632
- Robert, help, help!
400
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:35,967
- Ray, give her the crib.
401
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,402
- No.
- What do you mean, no?
402
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,237
- I want another baby!
403
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:48,313
[crib creaking
and squeaking]
404
00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:12,537
- That is one special
kind of idiot.
405
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:15,306
- Excuse me, sir?
406
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,075
How much for these photos
407
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,609
Of the cute little girl
in the pink dress?
408
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:29,420
- Ray.
409
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,022
- What?
410
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,327
- You want to talk?
411
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,663
- Do you?
412
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,665
- Well, everybody in the yard
thinks we should.
413
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:47,138
- Look, it's just that
414
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:51,676
That mean pregnant lady
was taking our crib.
415
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,445
I just wanted to stop
and think about it for a second.
416
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,446
That's all.
417
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,281
- Okay, okay.
418
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:59,350
Let's think about it.
419
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,286
Another baby.
420
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:08,393
We have three.
421
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:11,195
- Yeah, but it's really not
like three,
422
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,332
Because the twins
were kind of like a twofer.
423
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:17,435
You know?
424
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,037
- You know,
I gave birth to them, ray.
425
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,405
Believe me.
426
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:23,341
We have three.
427
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,378
- Look, I'm not saying
that I want more kids,
428
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,681
But to say that we're never
gonna have any more--
429
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,685
I don't know,
I mean--
430
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:37,155
Remember when they were born,
431
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:42,560
And they were so little
and stuff?
432
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,395
I liked that,
you know,
433
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:47,432
When they're little.
434
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,433
I don't know.
435
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,334
Don't you like that?
436
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:51,803
I like that.
437
00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:56,674
- Oh, ray.
438
00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:00,344
[door rattles]
439
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,480
- Oh, my god.
440
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:06,250
- Ma, can we be alone, please?
441
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,086
- No.
442
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,488
I mean, I'm happy
that you and debra
443
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:11,689
Are working things out,
444
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,724
But please,
this is my kitchen.
445
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:18,463
- We're talking, ma.
446
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:19,397
We're talking; that's all.
447
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,631
- Okay.
448
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,467
But I'm just outside,
449
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,735
And I can come back
any minute.
450
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:31,175
- That's just like
at our house.
451
00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:32,176
- Look at this.
452
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:37,448
- Oh, yeah,
and look at the purple stain.
453
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,749
You remember
how that got there?
454
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,218
That's you
trying to give michael
455
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,320
His medicine in the dark.
456
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,621
- Hmm.
457
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,157
- And we all got that cold.
458
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,592
You remember?
459
00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:49,494
- Huh.
460
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:52,864
- And I think ally
had a mouthful of tuna fish
461
00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:57,735
When she sneezed
all over you.
462
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,571
Nobody got any sleep
that week.
463
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:05,710
- Or ever since.
464
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:08,579
- I'm just saying,
think about it.
465
00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:13,618
More kids.
466
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,926
- Can we give back the ones
we already have?
467
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,628
- Oh.
468
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,163
Not without a receipt.
469
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,431
- Hmm.
470
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:28,833
I'm sorry.
Look, I don't know.
471
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,334
I don't know
what I was thinking.
472
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,870
All right, I'm gonna put
these back on the table.
473
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:36,307
Here, I don't think anybody's
gonna want that.
474
00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:41,946
- You okay, ray?
475
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,215
- I'm tired, yeah.
476
00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:02,967
- Ray?
477
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:07,238
- Ray?
478
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,440
Ray!
479
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,676
Please tell me
we had a sister!
480
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,584
- Right this way, my friend.
481
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,585
Don, is it?
482
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,687
- Mm-hmm.
483
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,555
- Don, I don't know
whether I should let you
484
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,458
Lie down on this beauty,
'cause once you're on it,
485
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,859
You're never gonna want
to get up.
486
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,895
[chuckles]
487
00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:36,400
Floating on a cloud,
huh, don?
488
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,804
- There's, like,
a pole digging in my back.
489
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,272
- Don't worry about that.
490
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:42,373
[clanging]
491
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:46,244
- [shouts]
492
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,713
- You know,
it comes with a thermos.
493
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:53,017
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