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- Hi, press.
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I'm looking for
kristi yamaguchi.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hi, uh, kristi.
- Oh, hi, ray.
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Come on in.
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Do you mind doing
the interview in here?
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- No, no, no, no!
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It's just--
it's a little weird.
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I've never been in
a women's locker room before.
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Once, in seventh grade,
the guys pushed me in,
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But that was only
for a second.
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All right, uh--
I'll just sit here.
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For female reporters going
in the male locker rooms,
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I'm just getting to know
how they must feel now.
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Oh, okay,
so let's just start--
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Uh, kristi,
olympic gold medal,
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World championship,
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The cover of
"people" magazine,
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What's next for you?
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Unh!
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Oh, you have an outie,
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I would've taken you
for in innie.
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Hi, I'm ray,
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And I live here
in long island
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With my wife, debra.
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She's great
with the kids,
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The house,
everything.
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Oh, I don't know
how she does it.
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We've got
a daughter, ally,
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And twin
two-year-old boys.
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It's not really
about the kids.
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My parents live
across the street.
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That's right,
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And my brother
lives with them.
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Would go by
on a conveyer belt for you,
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But mine would,
because--
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- Everybody
loves raymond.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Hey!
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Hey, anybody home?
Debra!
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All right.
Come on, buddy.
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Hey, hey!
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Aw, are you nervous?
Don't be nervous.
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They're going to love you.
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I'll tell you what,
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I'll do all the talking,
okay?
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Come here. Come here.
Did you eat yet?
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Are you hungry?
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Let's see what we got.
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Lasagna.
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Baked beans.
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Chicken lo mein.
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Hold on.
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This is debra's
meatloaf.
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Here.
Do me a favor.
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- Ray!
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Have you seen
geoffrey?
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- No.
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But look, a dog.
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- Yeah.
I see that, ray.
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Why is he here
eating my meatloaf?
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- Because--
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It's so good.
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- What are you doing
with a dog, ray?
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- He followed me home.
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You want to play with him?
Go ahead.
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- Play with him?
Ray, I can't even find
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One of our own children,
all right?
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Geoffrey!
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- That's 'cause
they're walking now.
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I told you all that crawling
would lead to no good.
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- Here he is.
I got him.
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- So what do you think, huh?
What should we name him?
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- Are you kidding?
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Ray, we can't keep him.
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Besides,
he belongs to somebody.
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- No, there's no tag,
no collar.
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He could've been
born in the wild.
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- Yeah, those herds
of wild bulldogs.
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- I thought you liked dogs.
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- Ray, come on.
I love dogs.
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But in case
you haven't noticed,
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The last thing
that we need around here
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Is something else
that eats and poops.
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- All right, I'll stop
doing one of those.
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- Dog. Come on.
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Ally, it's dinnertime,
honey!
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- Hey, see, for the kids
it'd be great, a pet.
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- Ally already
has a hamster.
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Don't use that.
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- Oh, a hamster.
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Come on, you can't
play catch with a hamster.
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Well, you can,
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But the hamster doesn't
look forward to it.
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- What's that?
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- Look, sweetie,
it's a doggy.
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Isn't he great?
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- He smells.
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- She says that about the twins,
and we keep them.
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- Ray, you can't be serious.
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Come on, why would
you want a dog now?
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- I--not a dog--
this dog.
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I had a bulldog
just like this guy.
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My brother got it
for his first communion.
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- Yeah, it was
a personality thing.
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He named him shamsky after
his favorite ballplayer.
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- Art shamsky.
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- Right, right.
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Oh, yeah.
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Shamsky was great.
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Once, we dressed him
in mom's nightgown
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With a wig and lipstick.
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Ohh--
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My mom came home, and dad
was dancing with him.
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Oh, it was crazy.
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Shamsky.
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And then we had
to give him away.
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- Yeah? Why is that?
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- I had allergies.
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I don't have allergies
anymore.
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- Ray, he's not our dog.
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[sighs]
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All right,
we can keep him
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Until we find
the owner, okay?
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- Yeah! Yeah, yeah!
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- But we're going to
put out flyers
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And take an ad out
in the paper and all that.
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- I'll do it.
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I'll do everything, okay?
I promise.
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You won't have to do
anything.
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You just enjoy him.
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[chew toy squeaking]
- ray.
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Ray.
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- Eh, go around me.
Go around me.
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Huh? What?
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- That noise
is driving me nuts.
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- All right.
I'll sleep on my side. Sorry.
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- Ray, the dog.
[chew toy squeaking]
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It's that stupid toy
you gave him.
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- All right.
I got it. I got it.
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I'm on it.
Don't worry.
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It's just his first
night here, that's all.
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Remember how you were
on our first night?
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Come on, boy.
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Come on,
give me the toy.
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Come on, give me the toy.
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Give me the toy, boy.
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Come on.
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All right, this obviously
isn't about the toy, is it?
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Come on,
there's some deeper issues here.
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Give me the--
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[toy squeaks]
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I got it!
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Okay.
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All right.
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Good doggy.
Good doggy.
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[toy squeaks]
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Whew. See?
That's all.
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No big deal.
No big deal.
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He just needs
a little love, that's all.
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That's all anybody needs--
a little love.
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[barking and
scraping at door]
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- Ray, your lover
is at the door.
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- Just--you know what?
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Just keep quiet.
He'll calm down.
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See?
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Aw, that's a good doggy.
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Whew. Whew.
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- Mommy! Mommy!
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- We're rich.
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The dog can talk.
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- Yes, yes,
we might have your dog.
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Yeah, what kind is it?
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Oh, a collie.
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- Ha, ha!
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- Well, you know what?
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Why don't you take
this dog?
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Yeah, because
he's very smart.
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Maybe he could help
find your dog.
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No, okay.
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Well, thanks anyway.
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Yeah. Bye-bye.
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- Ha! That's it.
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That's all.
No more calls.
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We have a winner.
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- We haven't slept
in three nights.
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You know why the owners
haven't showed up?
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Because
they're asleep, ray.
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We can't keep him.
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- I love him.
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I love him like--
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An incredibly ugly son.
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- Listen, ray,
I understand.
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Believe me. I do.
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But, I mean,
think about it, honey.
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I'm--I'm just swamped
as it is, you know?
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Uh, maybe when the kids
are a little bit older.
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[knock on door]
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- Hello.
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You guys have
any maalox or something?
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- What's the matter, robert,
did you eat something bad?
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I'm on a steady diet
of human suffering.
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Whose dog?
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- I found him.
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- But we're getting rid
of him.
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- Oh?
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- Robert?
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- It's just that he--
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Looks so familiar.
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- Get him the maalox.
Go get him the maalox, debra.
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- Hello, puppy.
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Hello, puppy.
Oh, yeah.
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Where'd you learn
to kiss like that, huh?
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- What? What is it?
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- You heard me.
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- No, I'm not
giving robert my dog.
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- Ray, it's a perfect match;
he needs a dog.
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And we need
not to have a dog.
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- I want to have a dog.
Come on. We bonded.
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We have something
special.
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- Oh, give daddy
some sugar.
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[growling playfully]
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- He's probably picking up
my scent on robert.
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- No. Listen,
this is the right thing to do.
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Give this dog to robert.
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- I don't want to
give robert my dog, come on.
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- Got a hell of a dog here,
raymond.
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- Yeah.
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- Know who
he reminds me of?
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Shamsky.
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- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shamsky. Yeah.
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- He was a hell of a pooch,
wasn't he?
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Used to follow me
everywhere.
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Then one day, I came home
from school
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And shamsky wasn't there.
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Of course mom tried
to make me feel better.
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She told me
he got hit by a car.
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But I knew
what really happened.
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Well, that--
that's okay, raymond.
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I'm not blaming you.
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It's not your fault
you had allergies.
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- Yeah, well, I don't have
allergies anymore.
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Hey, give me some sugar,
too, there, huh?
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H-hey.
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He's cool, isn't he?
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- Oh, yeah. He's great.
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You're a lucky man,
raymond.
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[choked up]
lucky man.
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You know,
it's a funny thing,
250
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But to this day, I can't
even look at a liver snap
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Without getting
all choked up.
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- Robert, wait.
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- What?
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- Here, why don't you
take the dog?
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- What are you saying?
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You mean, you'd want me
to have him?
257
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- Yeah, well,
he likes you.
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We can't have a dog.
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We got a hamster.
He's nuts.
260
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:14,105
He likes you.
261
00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:17,442
- No, no.
262
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:20,245
No, I'd just be setting myself
up for more hurt.
263
00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,680
You know, every time
I get attached to something,
264
00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:23,415
I just get burned, you know?
265
00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:25,316
First dog.
My first wife.
266
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:28,319
My first lawyer
after my first wife.
267
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:29,688
- Yeah.
All right. Okay.
268
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,189
All right, well,
if that's how you feel--
269
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,358
- Oh, yeah, that's how I feel.
I appreciate it.
270
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,230
Aw, what the hell.
Life's too short.
271
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,198
Come on, boy!
272
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,966
Come on!
273
00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:43,068
Hello, gorgeous.
274
00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,069
Yes.
275
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:45,270
Oh, yes.
276
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:46,471
[inaudible]
277
00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:58,917
- Hey.
- Hey.
278
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:01,186
- They're all asleep.
This is from the kids.
279
00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:03,221
- Hey.
280
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,756
How about from you?
281
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:07,092
- Hasn't come in yet.
282
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:09,060
- Hey, hey, hey.
What's this?
283
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,262
- Oh, that's a gift
from your brother.
284
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,465
- Robert gave me
a present?
285
00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:14,733
Wow. Look at this.
286
00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,801
Oh, my god.
It's a titleist putter.
287
00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:18,002
- Yeah, isn't that sweet?
288
00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:19,204
You know, since you
gave him that dog,
289
00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:21,339
He's a different person.
290
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,007
- A better person.
291
00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:26,044
- You did
a very good thing, ray.
292
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,278
- Mmm. Yeah.
293
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:31,916
That robert had to give away
his first dog because of me.
294
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,018
Feels good
to do the right thing.
295
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:36,387
Did he drop any balls off
with this?
296
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:39,424
[knocking]
297
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,426
Yeah, huh?
298
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,827
Hi.
299
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,162
- Hello.
300
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,830
- Can I help you?
301
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:48,032
- I believe
you have my dog.
302
00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,978
- Your dog?
303
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,045
- Phyllis?
304
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,280
- Debra!
305
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,282
I can't
believe this.
306
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,483
- You know her?
307
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:06,951
- Yeah, ray,
this is phyllis
308
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,019
From the salon
where I get my hair cut.
309
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,320
She shampoos me.
310
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:12,323
- Yeah, yeah, great, great.
It's very fluffy.
311
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,225
- So this is your dog?
312
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,327
- I can't tell you
how upset I've been.
313
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,396
I left town
for a couple of weeks
314
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:21,499
And came back to find that
the gardener had let him out.
315
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:24,469
You know,
he's a prize-winning stud.
316
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,037
- I'm surprised
he has to work as a gardener.
317
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:29,340
- The dog, ray.
318
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,910
- He's a great champion.
319
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:34,579
I've been breeding him
for years.
320
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,047
Where is he?
321
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,183
- Uh, come here.
Come on in, phyllis.
322
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,184
Come on in here.
323
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,251
Maybe I can
explain this.
324
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:42,487
- Explain what?
325
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,222
Where's baron?
Is he all right?
326
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:48,159
- No, no, no.
He's fine, he's fine, he's fine.
327
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,295
Uh, let me ask you
something.
328
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:53,598
Do you know the ballplayer
art shamsky?
329
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,967
- Art shamsky
has my dog?
330
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,168
- No.
331
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,103
No, no, no.
He's retired.
332
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:00,872
But my brother--
- ray.
333
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,907
Playing with
ray's brother.
334
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,175
We're going to get him
right back.
335
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,410
- Right back?
336
00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,145
- Yes. Here,
have a seat, phyllis.
337
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,446
Yeah, we'll go get him back.
338
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,915
Ray was just on his way
over there now.
339
00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:16,187
- How can I do this
to robert again?
340
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,922
- I know,
but look at her, ray.
341
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:19,924
She's waiting
for her dog, okay?
342
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:21,492
It's her whole life.
343
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:24,262
You got to go
get the dog now.
344
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,997
- He gave me a putter.
345
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:34,405
- Wait till you see
these toys I got for that dog.
346
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,174
- I already bought him
some today.
347
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:40,144
- Yeah? Did you get him
the chewy phone?
348
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:42,347
- Those phones
are a waste of money.
349
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,282
I got him
the squeaky hydrant.
350
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,483
- Please.
351
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,585
Please,
there's no comparison.
352
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,220
- You know nothing
about dogs.
353
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,588
Look at this.
354
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,523
[barking]
355
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:53,992
Fun! This is fun!
356
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:58,363
Come on, let go of that.
Let go. Frank, come on.
357
00:14:58,365 --> 00:14:59,631
That's ridiculous.
358
00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:06,671
- Maybe he needs
to go out.
359
00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:11,509
- Hey, raymond.
How you doing?
360
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,177
- Hey, robert.
How are you?
361
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:14,379
- Great. Great.
362
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,480
Watch this.
363
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,582
Okay, spread 'em.
364
00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:22,987
You have the right
to remain silent.
365
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:24,589
[jabbering]
366
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,992
[chuckles]
367
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,193
Good boy.
Good boy.
368
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:30,261
Isn't he great, huh?
369
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,096
- Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he's great.
370
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,265
- And he ain't
the only one.
371
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,067
My brother.
372
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,602
Mio fratello.
373
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:42,707
- Ohh, look at them,
frank.
374
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,375
It's so sweet
375
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:47,145
To see you two
getting along lately.
376
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,981
It's like old times.
377
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:52,250
Oh, frank, go get
the moving picture camera.
378
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:53,985
I mean,
the whole family's here.
379
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,321
- Ah, those lights
are so damn heavy.
380
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,690
- No, no, come on,
it's a special occasion.
381
00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:00,058
I know where it is.
Come on, come on.
382
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,527
There might still be
some film left
383
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:05,530
From when we brought ray home
from the hospital.
384
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,634
- That's a good boy,
shamsky.
385
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,569
That's a good boy.
386
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,037
- Named him shamsky, huh?
387
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:17,075
- Well, actually,
shamsky roman numeral ii.
388
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,444
Yeah.
389
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:22,146
- Robert, the owner
came by today.
390
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:28,052
- W-what?
391
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,156
- Listen, I don't know
what to say; I--
392
00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:37,762
- The owner.
393
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:46,270
I'm going to tell her
that he ran away or something.
394
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,139
That's all.
- No, no.
395
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:51,743
Give him to her.
396
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,248
I know what it's like
to lose a dog.
397
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,549
Go ahead.
398
00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:04,722
- I'm sorry.
399
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,291
Come on, buddy.
400
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:12,130
- Okay, everybody smile.
401
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,498
Come on.
402
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,171
- Where's the dog?
403
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,408
Where's ray?
404
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,409
What's going on here?
405
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:25,410
We're wasting film!
406
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,478
- Cut, dad. Cut.
407
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:32,283
Shamsky's owner
showed up today.
408
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,251
I had to give him back.
409
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,553
- Oh, no.
410
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,389
Ohh, he was
such a sweet dog.
411
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,391
- You gave him back?
412
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,226
What about
the 200 bucks we just spent
413
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,795
To have him fixed?
414
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:51,836
- Hi.
415
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,304
All right.
Here he is.
416
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,305
- Great.
417
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,673
- Where's the lady?
418
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,275
- She's putting
on some makeup.
419
00:17:57,277 --> 00:18:00,645
She wants to
look nice for baron.
420
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,413
How'd it go over there?
421
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,148
- It was great.
I went over there.
422
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,249
He was playing
with the dog.
423
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,651
I said, "hey, robert,"
424
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:07,652
And then I reached
in his chest
425
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:10,721
And pulled his heart out.
426
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,824
- Ray--
427
00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:14,692
What happened
over there?
428
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:19,230
- What? What do you mean?
I told you.
429
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,499
- This is not
the same dog--
430
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,402
Anymore.
431
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:25,503
- What are you--
432
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:26,737
Talking about?
433
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:27,572
Of course
it's the same dog.
434
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:30,141
- No, look closely, ray.
435
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,142
- Yeah, yeah.
436
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,143
- O-other end.
437
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,280
Doesn't he look
a little--
438
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,282
Lighter to you?
439
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:44,489
Ray, he's been fixed.
440
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,858
- Get out of here!
Come on! Are you sure?
441
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:48,192
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
442
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:50,294
- Maybe he's just
a little chilly.
443
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,596
- No.
444
00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:55,500
- Shy?
- No.
445
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:56,534
- He wasn't always
like that?
446
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:57,635
- Trust me. He wasn't.
447
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:58,836
- How do you know?
448
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,138
- Because I noticed.
449
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:02,240
Well, what are you
noticing that for?
450
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:03,774
I didn't notice!
451
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:07,145
- Ray, you don't notice when
I get a new pair of earrings,
452
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,881
And those are
hanging off my face.
453
00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:12,383
- I would notice
if your ears were missing.
454
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,785
- God!
455
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:15,920
Those maniacs.
456
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,822
Ray, what are they doing
over there?
457
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:21,159
- Oh, my god, it was probably
my mother's idea.
458
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:24,162
This is sort of
a hobby of hers.
459
00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:28,232
- Baron!
Let me look at you!
460
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:31,369
- Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
461
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,637
Hey!
462
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,539
We're so happy for you.
463
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,707
We are happy.
464
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,309
Yay.
465
00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:39,610
- Thank you.
466
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,646
Well, I--
467
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:45,216
I won't take up
any more of your time.
468
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:49,487
Thank you so much
for all you've done.
469
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,923
You don't know what
it's like to be separated
470
00:19:51,925 --> 00:19:55,560
From something
you treasure so much.
471
00:19:57,429 --> 00:20:00,198
- I'm sure baron
feels the same way.
472
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:06,571
- Hey.
473
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:09,774
I just thought
I'd bring his toys by.
474
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:13,611
- Oh--isn't that sweet?
475
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:16,480
Say thank you, baron.
476
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:17,949
- Baron?
477
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:22,653
- Well, good-bye now
and thanks again.
478
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,422
- All right.
479
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:27,992
- [sighs]
ohh--
480
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:31,996
Well--
maybe she won't notice.
481
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:34,365
- Debra, the woman
breeds dogs, all right.
482
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:37,602
The subject's going to
come up sooner or later.
483
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,337
- All right, look!
484
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,404
I don't know who did it,
485
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,706
And I don't care
who did it!
486
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,008
All I know
is my dog is ruined
487
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,643
And someone's got to pay.
488
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:46,911
- Phyllis, we tried
to explain--
489
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,847
- I don't want explanations.
I want cash.
490
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,949
This dog is worthless now.
491
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,251
- Worthless?
492
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,886
- He's still
a delightful companion.
493
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:59,290
- Companion?
My ass!
494
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:03,694
He was good for one thing,
and now he's broken.
495
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,463
- Don't talk about him
like that.
496
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,331
- Hey, hey--
497
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,700
Look, I'd like to buy
the dog from you.
498
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,402
Okay, for my brother--
499
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:12,570
- No, no, raymond,
look, you don't have to--
500
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:14,338
- No, I want to do this,
robert, okay?
501
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:17,275
This is for both shamsky's.
502
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,476
It's the least I can do.
503
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,411
How much
will you take for him?
504
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:21,979
- $2,000.
505
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,614
- $2,000?
506
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,916
- Mio fratello.
507
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:31,022
I love you--
508
00:21:31,024 --> 00:21:32,857
- $2,000.
509
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:35,426
- He's a prize-winning stud.
510
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,428
- Not anymore.
511
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:39,463
- Thank you.
512
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,666
- Yeah.
513
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:43,668
Hey, hey, hey,
wait a minute, wait a minute.
514
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,303
Give me those.
515
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:50,074
Huh? Yeah.
516
00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:55,012
$2,000--
517
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:57,481
I could have got
4,000 hamsters.
518
00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:08,559
- How do you like that grip?
519
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:09,760
Yeah, the grip's good.
I like it.
520
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,395
It's bottom heavy,
the club, you know?
521
00:22:11,397 --> 00:22:12,496
I like that.
522
00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:16,867
- That's a good putt.
523
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:17,835
- Yeah.
524
00:22:23,575 --> 00:22:25,976
You know, this was
a much harder shot before--
525
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