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[door opens]
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- Oh, thank god you're home.
Sing the a-b-c.
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- What?
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- Sing the alphabet song,
a-b-c.
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- [singing]
a-b-c-d-e-f--
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- Okay, now sing
"twinkle twinkle."
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- Ray--
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- Will you just sing
"twinkle twinkle."
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- [singing]
twinkle, twinkle, little star--
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- Yeah.
- Oh, my god!
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- Ah-hah!
- It's the same song!
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- Thank you!
We're going nuts here.
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Hi, I'm ray
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And I live here
in long island
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With my wife, debra.
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She's great
with the kids,
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The house,
everything.
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Oh, I don't know
how she does it.
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We've got
a daughter, ally,
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And twin two-year-old boys.
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It's not really
about the kids.
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My parents live
across the street.
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That's right,
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And my brother
lives with them.
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Now, not every family
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Would go by
on a conveyer belt for you,
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But mine would,
because--
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- Everybody
loves raymond.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Here's another one.
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[singing]
this old man, he played one,
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He played knick-knack
on my thumb.
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- Yeah, so?
- Okay. Now, just slow it down,
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And think of the kids'
favorite doofy dinosaur.
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- Ohhhh!
- Yeah, yeah!
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- [gasps]
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- I knew he was
a big purple hack.
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- Hey, ray.
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- Oh, boy.
What?
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- Well, your mother and I
have reached a decision.
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It's the end
of an era.
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- Oh, well,
at least it was amicable.
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- No!
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We're selling
the old car.
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- Yeah.
It's just the car.
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- Wait a minute,
you're selling the valiant?
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- That's right.
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We're cleaning it out.
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This bathing suit
was in the trunk.
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It's yours.
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- Remember how cute
you looked in that, ray?
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- Yeah. Thanks.
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I've been
looking for this.
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- Still good.
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- Hello, old friend.
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- What's that?
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- I think I can
tell you this now, ma.
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This is what's known as
fake I.D.
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- Raymond,
this isn't even you.
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- See, ma, all week long,
I was 17-year-old ray barone,
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But on Saturday nights,
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I was 43-year-old
achmed abdullah khan.
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- Oh.
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I'm very disappointed in you.
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- I was a holy man.
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- Oh, they want to
sell the valiant.
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I love that car.
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- You know what I love?
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The $800 offer
I got for it.
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- Hey, maybe
we'll take it.
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- What? We're thinking
of getting a second car.
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- Yeah, a new minivan,
not a '72 valiant.
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- Why didn't you tell me
you were interested?
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You can buy the car.
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- Well, we couldn't ask them
to pay $800, frank.
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- That's right.
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There's already
another offer.
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The bidding
starts at $800.
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Ray, ray, if you want the car,
you can have it.
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- Hey, I'm not
going to give it away.
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- Well, dad, I'll give you
something for the car.
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- No, no, wait.
We don't want the car.
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- Listen, while we're saving up
for the minivan,
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You can have something
to run your errands in,
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And we won't have to deal with
a salesman to get it.
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So, how much do you
really want for the car?
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- $800.
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- Frank, no.
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Listen, you give us
whatever you want.
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- What are you
talking about?
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This is a fine
automobile.
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It's in good shape.
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Okay, I tell you what.
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You're my son--
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And I like you.
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Give me $750.
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- Hey, I guess that sounds--
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- Incredibly overpriced.
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That car is over
20 years old.
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We'll give you
$150 for it.
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- You don't have to
insult me.
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- That is insulting.
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- All right.
$200.
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- $200?
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Look, I'll tell you what.
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We'll split
the difference.
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Make it $700.
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- All right, come on,
let's not haggle.
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- I want to
help you kids, uh--
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Let me talk to marie.
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- So what do you think?
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- All right.
$500, that's it.
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- Okay, so you do
want the car.
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- No, I don't
want the car,
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But if we have to take it,
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I want to get
a deal on it.
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- She won't let me
go any lower.
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She's the one that said
we could pay anything we want.
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- I've crunched
the numbers.
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We're actually losing
on this deal.
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- All right, $450.
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- $475.
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- $460.
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- I just put in
washer fluid.
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- $462.25.
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- Done!
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- Hey.
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Use it in health,
sweetie.
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- Oh, man, this is great.
Good.
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I'll write you a check, dad.
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- A check?
- Yeah.
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- I'm afraid
I'm going to have to
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Ask for cash from you,
achmed.
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- Hello?
I'm home.
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Hello?
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Nobody home?
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Awww! Great!
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Oh, nobody home
to bother daddy.
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[humming]
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- Oh, ray, honey,
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Can you give us
a hand here?
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- Thank god you're--
you're home.
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I was worried sick here.
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- [sighs]
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Well, thank you very much, ray,
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For that wonderful car.
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It broke down.
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- What'd you do to it?
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- I tried to drive it, ray.
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I'm coming out of
the supermarket.
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It's pouring down rain,
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So I run us all
to the car,
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I get the kids
all strapped in,
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And the stupid thing
wouldn't start.
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- Oh, you--
you probably flooded it.
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- Oh, now it's my fault.
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- When you turned the key
in the ignition,
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What did it sound like?
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- The rustling
of divorce papers.
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- That could have been
the alternator.
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- You know, I had to go
get us towed to the garage.
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- So the kids got to ride
in the tow truck.
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They must have
loved that.
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- Oh, yes.
That was magical, ray,
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Had to pay $300
for a new fuel pump.
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I'm telling you,
that car's a piece of junk.
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Your dad
sold us a lemon.
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- All right,
but, we got a deal, okay?
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So what if we have to put
a little money into it?
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- Well, that's easy
for you to say.
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I mean, because
you have to commute,
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You get the good car.
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And because I'm just
the housewife,
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I get to drive
the bucket of bolts.
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Listen, I want you to return it
and get our money back.
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- No, I can't do that.
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Look, my father
sold it to us
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For half of
what he wanted, okay?
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That's practically a gift.
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- The gift
that keeps on taking.
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- Come on,
I love that car.
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All right, I'll take
a look at it, okay?
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I can fix it.
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- Yes, ray,
you're very mechanical.
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That's why I had to return
your button-fly jeans.
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- Look, you don't understand,
all right?
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We can't return it.
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We're going to look
ungrateful.
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- Ray, would you rather
I look like this?
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- You know, anger is just
misdirected passion.
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- So that's it, ray?
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You're not going to say
anything to them?
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- I am. I am.
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The next time they try
to sell us a 20-year-old car,
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We say,
"uh-uh, not so fast."
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- Ready.
Go.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Good.
A witness.
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- Witness to what?
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- The inevitable triumph
of technology over marie.
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See, we're putting your money
to good use.
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Look what I bought,
a bread machine.
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- I can still make it
faster and better myself.
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- We'll see.
205
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Hey, I'm kneading already.
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Look who's still mixing.
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- If I win, I'm getting rid
of this stupid bread maker.
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- Same if I win.
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- You know, frank, I need to
talk to you about the car.
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- I need some water.
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- I cannot help you.
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The rules are the rules.
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- Oh.
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- You know, the car seems
to have some problems.
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- The car doesn't have problems,
sweetheart.
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It has character.
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- [chuckles]
yeah.
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Well, you know,
part of its character
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Is that it doesn't start, so--
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- What did you do,
flood it?
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- No. I--
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- Well, look, you got to
treat her right, you know?
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You have to fiddle with it,
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Like, uh--
the heater.
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You got to slide the thing
all the way to cool first,
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And then really jam it
back to heat.
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Trust me.
I'm very good with machines.
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Still punching the dough,
eh, loser?
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- Guess who
I'm thinking about.
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- You know, frank,
it's not just the heater.
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The mechanic seems to think
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It's going to need
some major repairs.
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- There's your problem
right there.
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You're talking to mechanics.
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Ah, I think
I'm baking already.
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Ah, I love the smell of
fresh bread in the morning.
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It smells like--
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Victory.
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- Okay, look,
could we maybe--
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Return the car
and get our money back?
241
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Maybe?
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- I already bought
the bread machine.
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- I-I thought ray
wanted the car.
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Does he know
you're over here?
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- Um--
no.
246
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And in fact, I'm the one
who's actually driving the car,
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And when I say driving,
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I'm using that term loosely.
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- Well--
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I have to say, debra,
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This doesn't sound
exactly grateful.
252
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,671
- Grateful?
253
00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:08,940
What do I have to be
grateful for?
254
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- I smell bread.
255
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,150
Is this about me?
256
00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:25,190
It's about the will,
isn't it?
257
00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:27,892
- Debra doesn't like
the valiant.
258
00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:30,829
If I was married to someone
who wanted to hold on
259
00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:34,199
To their old make-out mobile,
I'd feel the same way.
260
00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:37,836
- Make-out mobile?
261
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:40,138
He used to drive around
with that girl,
262
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,841
Uh, lisa somebody.
263
00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:45,076
- Lisa constantine.
264
00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:48,279
That's when he first started
calling the car "lucky."
265
00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:53,251
- I thought she was
such a nice girl.
266
00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:56,087
- Oh, she was very nice
to raymond.
267
00:10:57,957 --> 00:10:59,891
- So, robert,
268
00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:02,260
You're saying that ray
wants to hang onto this car
269
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:05,397
Because that's where
he first got l--
270
00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:06,698
Lucky?
271
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,099
- Yeah.
272
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,401
You didn't know?
- No.
273
00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:11,302
- Oh.
274
00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,138
Perhaps I've said too much.
275
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:35,794
- Hey, ray.
What's up?
276
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:38,029
- Oh, I'm just doing
a little simonizing.
277
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,397
I got her running great now.
278
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,800
A little glue.
279
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,301
- How are the kids?
280
00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:44,869
- Kids?
281
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,404
- Our children, ray.
282
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:47,405
- Oh, yeah.
No.
283
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,973
They're--
they're in here--
284
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,009
Sleepin'.
285
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,178
Oh, look at
that shine, huh?
286
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:56,915
- Yeah. Great car,
isn't it, ray?
287
00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:59,117
- Ah, you just got to
spend some time with her,
288
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,218
Get to know her.
289
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,287
- Uh-huh.
290
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:07,726
And you know her
pretty well, don't you?
291
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:10,028
- Every inch of her.
292
00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:14,999
You know, I learned
how to drive in this car.
293
00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:17,268
- What else
did you learn, ray?
294
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,870
- Well, I learned that you
got to be patient, you know?
295
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:20,171
You can't just jump in
296
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:23,007
And expect her
to turn over right away.
297
00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:28,346
- Is that right?
298
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:31,916
And always remember
to warm her up, you know,
299
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:32,817
Otherwise
she'll quit on you.
300
00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:34,953
- All right!
301
00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,488
Oh--eww!
302
00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:38,389
You make me sick.
303
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:39,758
- What?
What'd I do?
304
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,025
- Oh, stop.
305
00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:42,927
I know all about you
and your past
306
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,829
And lisa constantine, and--
307
00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:47,265
Oh, you make me sick, ray.
308
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:51,069
- Is--lisa in town?
309
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,271
- Robert told me.
310
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,472
- Oh.
311
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:57,542
I told you about
lisa constantine years ago.
312
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,410
- Yeah, but you didn't
tell me where.
313
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:00,979
You didn't tell me
she's the reason
314
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,781
You wanted
to keep this car.
315
00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:07,519
I'm the one stuck
driving this piece of crap.
316
00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:09,320
Lucky.
Ugh!
317
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:12,791
- No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
318
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,092
You don't understand.
319
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:17,495
This--this car
isn't just about--
320
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,164
Luck.
321
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,032
It's a part of me.
322
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,367
You know how it is
in my house.
323
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:25,837
This--this used to
get me away from there.
324
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,840
We'd go to shea stadium
and jones beach.
325
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:31,042
Sometimes we'd pile in the car
and drive,
326
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,077
Just to drive.
327
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,949
When my father
was really mad at me,
328
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:40,251
He'd take the car away.
329
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:43,121
Aw, that was the worst thing
that you could do to me.
330
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,156
- Oh.
331
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,825
- This car--
332
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,026
It wasn't just a car.
333
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,994
It was like--
334
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,062
Freedom.
335
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,298
It was--
336
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,500
Ah, I guess that's why
I want to keep it.
337
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,501
- Well, all right.
338
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,169
I mean--
339
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,604
I guess
I can live with it
340
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:02,373
But just until
we get the minivan, okay?
341
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,008
- Uh-uh-uh-uh.
342
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,877
There are
fingerprints here.
343
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,184
- Is everybody okay
back here?
344
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:24,963
- Oh, excellent song.
345
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:25,997
- Yeah.
346
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,465
Hey, give me your comb.
347
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,933
- Hey, don't mess around
back there
348
00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:32,103
Unless you mean business.
349
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:35,940
- Just let me borrow it
for a second.
350
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:38,910
I like your hair, too.
351
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:41,179
- Now I need the comb.
352
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,116
- I can't believe we're in the
same spanish class this year.
353
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,150
- Yeah.
Isn't it cool?
354
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:47,151
- Yeah.
355
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:49,287
- Isn't senor murphy a dork?
356
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,656
- [giggles]
357
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,591
And you are
so funny in class.
358
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,426
- Yeah, thanks.
359
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:58,196
Your spanish is
really good, too.
360
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:02,667
- Yo--tengo
un poquito frio.
361
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,369
- Oh, you're
a little cold?
362
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,070
Well, maybe I should
take you home.
363
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,339
- No way, jose.
364
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:10,909
- You a little warmer now?
365
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,243
- A little.
366
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,920
Mm, I think you're
getting warmer, too.
367
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:23,922
- That's a big 10-4.
368
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,662
- All right, knock it off.
369
00:15:30,664 --> 00:15:33,631
- What, mommy?
370
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:34,632
- Nothing, honey.
371
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,200
Mommy's just--
372
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:38,036
Hallucinating.
373
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:45,710
- Ow.
374
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,645
- Give me the keys
to the good car.
375
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,113
Come on, come on.
- What are you doing?
376
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,016
- I'm not driving
that valiant anymore.
377
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:53,217
- Why not?
378
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,453
- It's just
a little too--
379
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,722
Used, you know?
380
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:00,191
Why don't you drive it?
381
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,292
It's your car,
your memories.
382
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,593
You drive it.
383
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:05,063
- All right, I'll drive it.
Fine.
384
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,197
I don't mind driving it.
- Okay, good.
385
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,265
- You sure you're okay?
386
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,266
- I'm fine.
I'm fine.
387
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,667
You go enjoy it.
388
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,402
- All right.
389
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:14,739
You know, this sounds a lot
like a setup for one of these--
390
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,040
Click-click.
Hmm.
391
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:17,508
Click-click.
Boom!
392
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:30,054
Easy.
Easy, there, girl.
393
00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:31,422
[disco music plays]
394
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:34,158
Oh, excellent song.
395
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:42,100
- Oh, I hate it.
It's so queer.
396
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,268
- Yeah, I know.
It's disco.
397
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,104
Disco sucks.
398
00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,609
- Can you turn on the heat?
399
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:57,081
- Well, I thought we could
warm each other up,
400
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,783
'cause I'm cold, too.
401
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:08,126
So, here we are.
402
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,494
What do you want to do?
403
00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:15,166
- Do you have any gum?
404
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,501
- Yeah.
405
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,038
- I meant for you.
406
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,675
- Sorry.
I'm sorry.
407
00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:40,091
I'm ready.
I'm ready now.
408
00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:45,263
- Ow, my hair.
Oh, oh.
409
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,798
- Oh, god, sorry.
God.
410
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,399
- It's okay.
- Sorry.
411
00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:05,316
- How was that?
412
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,551
- Great.
413
00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:13,458
- I'm sorry.
414
00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:20,231
Sorry.
- That's okay.
415
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,699
- Can I try it again?
416
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,367
- Okay.
417
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:27,572
- Hey, ray.
418
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,373
- What are you doing here?
419
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:32,376
Mom wants you to come home.
420
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,612
I'll be home
in about 10 minutes.
421
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,547
- Catch you on the flipside.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
422
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,749
Hey!
423
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:39,817
- Sorry.
424
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,385
Sorry.
425
00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:51,729
- I'm in--
I'm in kind of a hurry.
426
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,472
- Oh, hi.
427
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:03,841
Oh, boy.
428
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:14,685
I was just listening
to the radio.
429
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,588
What, don't you ever sit there
and wait for the song to end?
430
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:21,359
- Oh, no, not with that look
on my face, I don't.
431
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,461
I mean, ray, don't you think
it's a little weird
432
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,396
That a married father of three
433
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,732
Can't give up his lucky car?
434
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,234
- Come on, it's like
a high school yearbook.
435
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:31,769
You still have
your high school yearbook.
436
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:35,506
- I didn't sleep with someone
on my high school yearbook.
437
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,841
- Of course not.
It's too small.
438
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:37,842
You have to open it.
439
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,377
- Ray.
440
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,345
- Come on,
it's just a memory.
441
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,481
What matters
is now, right?
442
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,750
And the sex means
so much more now.
443
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:46,884
- Oh, right.
444
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:47,885
- Sure, it does,
445
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:51,255
'cause it's so rare.
446
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,624
No, because it's you.
447
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,527
You know what?
448
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,462
I'm going to get rid
of the car.
449
00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,831
- You are?
- Yeah.
450
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:01,899
You know what else?
451
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,234
I wish it was you
back then.
452
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,602
- Oh, you wish it was me.
453
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:08,873
- Yeah, 'cause then
I could keep the car.
454
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:12,410
- You really going to
get rid of the car?
455
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,745
- You're my wife.
456
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,547
I like you.
457
00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:19,984
So, yeah.
458
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,486
Yeah, I'm going to
get rid of the car.
459
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,990
- Hey, you know what?
460
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,392
Before you do,
461
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:32,697
Why don't we make
our own memory in it?
462
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:33,998
Hmm?
463
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,700
- What do you mean?
464
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:40,905
- I'll be in the car.
465
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,911
- Oh, oh, oh,
I need gum.
466
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:50,881
- Should I turn the heat on?
- Yeah.
467
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:51,882
- How about the radio?
468
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:54,885
'cause I want to be able
to hear the kids.
469
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:56,354
- We'll be able
to hear them.
470
00:20:57,689 --> 00:21:00,791
Oh, excellent song.
471
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,760
- Okay.
Come here.
472
00:21:12,871 --> 00:21:14,572
Do you smell something?
473
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:17,375
- Oh, I got gum.
Hold on.
474
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:18,743
[door latches open]
475
00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:33,958
- Oh.
476
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,726
I was walking by.
477
00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:38,529
Car was on fire.
478
00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:39,730
- Thanks.
479
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,067
Thanks.
480
00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:50,775
We better hurry.
- Yeah.
481
00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:00,584
- Hey, things
are uneven now.
482
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,320
- What?
483
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:03,988
- Well, you know about me
and my first time.
484
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:07,425
- Oh, honey, come on.
We talked about this.
485
00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:11,696
You said it would
make you uncomfortable.
486
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:12,997
- Come on.
Where were you?
487
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,365
I can take it,
all right?
488
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:15,766
I've just watched
someone go through this.
489
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:16,934
- Nope, nope, nope.
490
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:18,703
It's going to bother you
too much.
491
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,071
- So what,
it bothers me?
492
00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:22,373
What's the worst
that could happen?
493
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:26,410
You're never going to want to go
into a supermarket again.
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