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Hatch: I'm only the devil, sweetheart.

And when the time is right, I will rise.

E veiything you love will die

and everything you're scared of
will come true!

J“ now if you're blue
and you don't know

j“ where to go to
why don't you go where

j“ fashion sits

j“ puttin' on the ritz!

J“ different types who wear a day coat

j“ pants with stripes and cutaway coat

j“ perfect fits

j“ puttin' on the ritz!

J“ dressed up like
a million-dollar trouper

j“ trying hard to look like Gary Cooper

j“ super-duper!

J“ come, let's mix where rockefellers

j“ walk with sticks or umbrellas

j“ in their mitts

j“ puttin' on the ritz! J“

Hatch: And he seized the dragon,

that ancient serpent
who is the devil and Satan,

and bound him for a thousand years.

And when the thousand years are ended,

Satan will be released from his prison
and he will come out to deceive

the nations that are at
the four corners of the earth

to gather them for battle.

Oh, I've waited so long for this.

Okay.

Okay, so I can't rent-a-ghost out.

Why can't I rent-a-ghost out?

What's he done to me? The bastard!

Okay. Don't panic. Wait a sec.

Can I walk through walls?

Can I do that?
Am I basically one of the X-Men?

Argh! That'll be a no, then.

Think and be calm. Just rest your hand
on that roof. Easy-peasy-summer—breezy.

Okay, is there a torch on this?

Cooking touch screen!

Oh, that's it.

Okay. Okay, let's do this.

Oh, yes! Sweet as!

I'm a bloody x-man! Ha-ha!

Oh, we are nailing this!

I'm sorry. I'll see you.

Okay, hatch.

Okay, you bastard, I'm coming for you!

You, my friends, have been given
evolution's winning lottery ticket.

You've been upgraded.
But we aren't the only inhabitants

of this secret world, and there are
those who envy our splendor.

Werewolves. Huh!

I shall now pause for giggles.

Well, well, well.

I bet someone's ears were burning.

- Who are you?
- Do you want a glass of water?

No, I'm good. Who are you?

Good hal, bad hal?
I need to hear you say it.

Your friend is dead.

What happened to him?

Just my turn.

Now I see you.

We wake up in the world
the other has created around them.

So you woke up and killed Natasha?

Oh, god, this again?
Look, don't get me wrong,

I've killed entire phonebooks of people,

but in this instance,
she killed herself.

And why would she do that, then?

I've absolutely no idea.

It was always gonna end like this,
wasn't it?

Your hal put up a good fight,
to be fair.

He loved you both very much.

Nah. He thought I was stupid.

Quite the opposite.

But I do.
I think you're a beast of the field.

Why did he have to go?

Night follows day, and I follow him.

I wouldn't overanalyze it.

He was kind and clever and odd.

And, now he's gone, there's just you.

Does that not bother you at all?

Not really. He exhausts me.

A mask of civility is always
the hardest to maintain.

But I don't need to tell you that.

- Shall we do this, then?
- Lets.

God, you're predictable.

Okay, ladies. We need to talk.

Hatch: Blimey, my throat!
I need a strepsil.

Some of them put up quite a fight,

like they knew what I was going
to do to them,

and wanted to hang on
to what they were.

Captain hatch?

I've never understood why you lot
are so proud of being human.

A monkey falls out of a tree
and invents the digital watch.

That's basically it, isn't it?

You're standing up?

Of course. Haven't you heard?

He will rise.

What are you?

Some kind of type 2?

I've had loads of names over the years.

Azazel, old Nick, old scratch,

voland, the stranger.

I'm sure you've been
poking around ghosts and ghouls

long enough to have heard one of them.

I don't believe you.

I'd do a trick for you.

I'd turn water into wine,
but it's been copyrighted.

Tell me a secret. Something you've never
said out loud before.

My father beat me.

When he died, his body was laid
in a coffin in our front room.

The night before the funeral
I crept downstairs and pissed on him.

Now, now!

You created the sound and fury
that brought me back.

We made such a great team,
I have one last favor to ask you.

Why do you keep on saving him?
He killed Natasha!

God, how many times?
She killed herself.

I hate to say it, but he's right.
Her ghost told me.

She was sent here to break us up.
It's rook's latest attempt at...

At saving his department.

Did she mention why she...

Because captain hatch told her to.

What? The old bloke in the wheelchair?

Except he isn't an old bloke
in a wheelchair.

He's the devil.

We've been played.

My god! We've been played.
He wants to start another war.

What are you talking about?

The devil feeds off the conflict
between werewolves and vampires.

Last century he incited
a full-scale war between us.

In the end we performed a ritual
to cut off his power supply

and confined him to his current body.

But it looks like he's made a comeback.

Why does vampires and werewolves
fighting give the devil power?

And why does doing a ritual defeat him?

Our conditions come from him, so his
curses have to be united against him.

The ritual must be performed by
a vampire, a werewolf and a ghost.

- So we'll just do the ritual again.
- There's a catch.

What?

No, it's fine, I should be able
to remember all the gubbins.

It was nearly 100 years ago, though.

Why should we trust you?

Because the apocalypse
is bad news for everyone.

But trust is a curious thing,
isn't it, Alex?

Your friend was struggling
to defy something,

the power of which
you will never understand.

But you let others manipulate
your friendship and erode your trust.

This has got nothing to do with us.

You have got nothing to do with us.

You know what? I really don't have time
to listen to this bullshit.

You need to see
what's happening outside.

I need to do something first.

You must have missed his heart.

I should put him out of his misery.
Kinder in the long run.

Two minutes, all right?

- Okay.
- Shit's getting real out there.

It's okay, don't panic.

I'm here to help.

Shh, shh, shh!

Brilliant.

Cheers. Um, now, then,
bit of a confession.

I'm not going to help you.

I just have this thing about witnesses,
you know, blah-di-blah.

- Argh!
- Okay, but, look,

thanks for the blood and everything.
Er, you won't be forgotten...

Guy in denim shirt.

Do you really think we can trust him
to help us with this ritual thing?

We don't have much choice.
He's the only one that knows what to do.

And what do we do with him afterwards?

I suggest we head back to the hotel.

That's the last place
any of us saw hatch.

Well? In your own time.

What's going on?

Like I said. Shitjust got real.

So what's he done to them?

See how the bodies are positioned,
how the blood has exploded outwards?

Theyjumped.

From the rooftops.

How did he make Natasha kill herself?

She just said that he whispered
in her ear. Is that how he does it?

He just whispers in their ears
and makes them kill themselves?

He can't whisper to everybody
in the whole world.

But how's he suddenly got the power
to do this now?

It must have been the proximity.

He had a vampire and werewolf
squabbling under his nose.

It must have been enough
to give him a foothold.

Wait, was this caused by that bloody
employee of the month competition?

I knew it. Those things
always lead to shit like this.

Clearly Mr. Rook did all he could
to exacerbate the situation, too.

In fact...

My god. Speak of the devil.

Let me get this straight.

Mass hysteria. Suicides.
Resurrecting the antichrist.

And all to safeguard your pension?

You can't be allowed to simply run free.

You need regulation. Society needs
men like me to protect them!

Yeah, and how's that
working out for you?

And how's that working out for you?

It was the greater good,
don't you understand?

A handful of deaths to stop 10,000.

Tom, say, "I refer you to my earlier
statement." And then gesture around.

I refer you... what?

Have you any idea
of the horror you've unleashed?

I do. He came to see me.

What, hatch did? What did he want?

The emergency broadcast codes.

In the event of a national emergency,

the government can seize control
of all television and radio broadcasts.

My department has them, in case
one of your tribes ever attempts a coup.

What is it? What's wrong?

What was it you said?
He can't whisper to the whole world?

I think he just found a way.

Newsreader: Witnesses say that
chaos began earlier this morning,

when the first
spate of suicides occurred.

The deaths swept across the Welsh
capital and its surrounding areas,

causing disruption
to all parts of the community.

Police are investigating the situation

but have declined to comment
at this time.

It's thought that the death toll
began on Barry island

in the vale of glamorgan,

but that fatalities were soon reported
in Cardiff city center...

Get in.

Scenes of devastation have
caused hysterics and confusion...

Ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls.

I'm sorry to interrupt your
evening's viewing, but we need to talk.

I have something to tell you.

But first, there's a couple of things
I'd like to get off my chest.

You see, ever since you crawled out
from the primordial soup

and flopped onto the beach, I thought
I was the one holding you back,

distracting you
with shiny stuff and gunpowder.

And then I was...

Put on the reserves' bench,
shall we say?

And I thought, "oh, well, that's that.

"Without me whispering in their ears,
they'll build utopia."

Well, dearie me, I got that wrong.

He made you so he could retire,
did you know that?

You were meant to be
the pinnacle of evolution.

A creature so sophisticated
and powerful, you wouldn't need him.

And he could go back to his gardening
and his wordsearch puzzles.

But what do you do?

You elect leaders that despise you
and Rob you of your freedom and dignity.

You pollute and devour your Eden.

You know beauty to be false,
but you prostrate yourselves before it.

You think to be a philistine is honest,
to be educated is cunning.

You find the lowest common denominator
and then you dig deeper.

I was supposed to be the lesson.

I was the warning.

I was the villain.

And you all became my tribute act.

There is nothing I can do,

nothing in all the palaces
of the imagination

worse than what you do to each other.

You dragged the world
to the brink of the abyss.

Well done.

And now I'm just going to give it
that final nudge.

Hal, don't. They're still human.

We're going to take a little break,

butjoin us when we come back
for that very special message.

A hundred years,
trapped in this broken body.

A hundred years of aching bones

and skin like dust and getting up
five times in the night to pee.

And you know what kept me going?

Knowing I'd see you again
and pull out your heart.

And then, one day, you stroll
into the hotel with a werewolf.

Talk about a "get out of jail" card.

All I needed to do was pour
a little pestilence into your ears,

- and here we are.
- We're united now.

You can't use
the power of us fighting anymore.

United? Really?

- Because I'm getting resentment, fury...
- Hints of heartbreak.

Doesn't matter. We won't let you win.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll see.

Oh, hello.
You found your way back, then?

Yeah, I wouldn't wanna miss
a bullshit super-villain speech

from one of the cast of cocoon.

Why are you here?
What are you gonna do?

Well, I'll talk you through it,
but I'm on a bit of a tight schedule.

I'm gonna carve the world
into four kingdoms.

Here, the north,
will be kingdom of the dead.

And the east, Russia and Asia,
the kingdom of disease.

In the south, Africa,
the kingdom of famine.

And in the west, the Americas,
the kingdom of war.

Can anyone see where this is going?

No? Does nobody
go to Sunday school anymore?

It's basically a
four-horsemen-of-the-apocalypse thing,

but I'm doing it on my own.
Cutbacks.

Crikey. Look at the time.

Slit the young fella's throat
if they try to stop me.

Hatch!

Blood of the wolf.

Blood of the vampire. Ring any bells?

Do they know what this means?

- We do.
- Yeah.

What's it mean?

Oh, hal. Didn't you read them
the small print?

Nobody gets out of this alive.
Not even you, dear.

The ritual kills all participants.

We skip off into oblivion together,
hand in hand.

It's true.

But we don't care. Do we, chaps?

I'm up for it if you are.

Let's roll.

Drink it.

Erm, I can't.

Trust me.

Any last requests? Actually, forget it.
I don't give a shit.

Oh, dear.

Bang!

Where are we?

You tell me.

Belarus.

The battle of orsha.

This is where I became a vampire.

What happened?

The army surgeon...
Was a vampire already.

He recruited me.

Is that him?

I've been watching him
for quite a while.

I don't feel...

Something's wrong.

Well, someone stuck a Lance
in your tummy.

It's bound to make you feel
a bit out of sorts.

No, something else.
Something's missing.

Oh. I wonder what that...

Oh, hang on. Yes, of course.

The surgeon hasn't found you yet.

You're still human, hal.

So... where's this?

It's my holiday.

I'm back on holiday.

This is where I was staying
with my dad and my brothers.

Oh, my god, and that's their clothes.

Must be more to it than that.

More to it than just a holiday,
or else we wouldn't be here.

Yeah. Tonight's when I die.

You were a tough one.

I couldn't take you back
to when you became a werewolf

because you were just a baby.

You wouldn't know
what I was talking about.

So I'm giving you this.

My home? Where we already live?

You're missing the important bit.

And it's right under your nose. Or not.

Let me give you a clue. Who isn't here?

- Hal and Alex?
- No.

Someone else.

The wolf.

It's gone.

I'm making you an offer.

Say no to his nibs over there.

Stay human. Live your life.

None of this is real.

How do you know? I'm the bloody devil.

How do you know
I can't travel through time?

I can't stay here.

Without me to stop you,
you'll tear everything apart.

About 450 years after
you've died of old age.

I can't stay here!
I remember everything!

Five centuries of life and progress.

Yes, well, I'd keep quiet
about all that if I were you.

Start bashing on about hovercrafts
and off-peak gym membership,

they'll lock you up.

What about Tom and Alex?

I'm talking to them, too.

I'm not omnipresent,
but I can multi-task.

Oh, hello. Is he with you?

Is it real?

You're feelings things, aren't you?

Temperatures, hunger. Just think
what else you could experience.

Love.

A career.

Sex. Babies.

No. No, I have to be dead
to stop Mr. Snow

and the vampires
from taking over the world.

And then a few months later
you come along.

Not in this world.
This world's as safe as houses.

But my world, where I'm from,
what happens to that?

Now, now, don't be greedy.

You get this world, I get that.

Oh, and you get him.

Is there an ashtray in here?

Is it a dream?

Bit of a gray area, that.

Call it an alternative.

Just think.

A life without the wolf.

In return?

Nothing. Literally nothing.
You do nothing. You just stay here.

- What about you?
- Well, don't worry about me.

I'll be out of the picture,
leave you two in peace.

Well, technically three.

What do you mean?

Allison: I've got it!

Henri for a boy and Amy for a girl.
What do you think?

Leo?

My god.

Leo.

I've missed you.

Do you remember when we first met?

What?

I got off the train from southampton.

I'd never seen so many people.

In my pocket I had the letter saying
I had a job on the London underground.

You rushed through the crowd.

You shook my hand.

And, very quietly, you said...

You were part of a welcoming committee
for supernatural brethren.

Leo. Please.

Why did you want me?

To fight. For dog fights.

Felix hart. Leonard price.

Albert Perry.

Fred Saunders. Johnny white.

Do you know who they are?

Why are you doing this?

They're all the people I killed.

By the time I died, I couldn't remember
what I had for dinner the night before,

but I never forgot those five names.

If you resist him,
and die here in this forest,

or die of old age in 50 years,

how many lives will that save?

Because it's not just your victims,
is it?

Without you...

I would probably have
slipped through that crowd,

worked hard, saved, opened my shop,

fallen in love, had a family
and not killed five people!

I couldn't have saved you any earlier.

Iwasn't... iwasn't me,
I was another man entirely.

So save me now.

But Henri spelt h-e-n-r-i.
After Henri giffard,

who invented the steam injector
and the powered airship.

And Amy, spelled a-m-y, of course,

after Amy Johnson, the female aviator.

Or... do you think
they're too much to live up to?

What's wrong?

You're awfully pale.

You're pregnant.

And you're Allison.

Oh, dear. I know what this is.
Delayed shock. Happened to my father.

The day mum entered her third trimester,
dad climbed up on top of the garden shed

and ate a whole tin of quality street.

Strong, sweet tea is what you need.
Come on, soldier.

It's all right and everything?
You've had it checked, the baby?

You noggin! You came to
the 12-week scan, don't you remember?

You cried when you saw its little feet.

Then I cried,
and the scanner lady cried.

How did we meet?

What?

Tom, you're scaring me now.

No, it's fine, I remember, it's just...
I love the way you tell it.

Picture the scene.

A crazy mixed-up kid,
lost in a strange and brutal town.

Her mission? A walking tour of the sites
of archeological significance.

She slips into a cafe
to use the facilities,

and there, behind the counter, is a
certain Mr. Dishy mcdish of dishtopia.

Then hal's shift finished,
and you walked in. Ha-ha!

And we went to a museum.

Ostensibly to chaperone hal and Alex,
but I had an ulterior motive.

Nothing gets the heart racing
like dioramas of paleolithic man.

I was biding my time and, as soon
as we hit the gift shop, I pounced!

Is there anything weird about us?
Anything we have in common?

Well, heaps of things.

The same values,
the same sense of humor.

And we both hated black swan, but
that strikes me as entirely reasonable.

But without...

With nothing there,

we're so different.

Why would you still be with me now?

Because you're you.

You're kind and...

Brave and clever, and...

Not too shabby
in the sack department.

I want this to be true.

What?

Tom, it is.

But how long can it go on for?

As long as you like.

I think I know what's happened.

You've been asleep and you had a dream.

One of those really realistic dreams
that seem so real,

that when you wake up,
everything else seems fake.

But you've got to say to yourself,
"this is the real world,

"and everything that went before,
that was the lie and this is my life."

You'll have to excuse me, Allison.

I think I'm having
a quality street moment.

Perhaps you could go in the living room
and read a magazine or a novel?

Oh! Er...

Okay.

What do you want? You know, from life?

All this. But for real.

Wasn't really happening, though, was it?

Do you know what
the definition of madness is?

Doing the same thing over and over
and expecting a different result.

How do you know that?

I seen it on eggheads.

I was gonna drop it into a conversation
to impress hal,

but the moment ain't really come up yet.

Yes. Hal.
What's going on with him at the moment?

He's gone. He does this.
He gets sort of replaced.

Well, to be fair,
he still said he'd join in the ritual.

And he knows it all flows back
to whoever's blood it is and kills them.

That's not his blood in the flask.
He's using somebody else's blood.

- Seriously? Ha!
- Will it still work?

Well, it would weaken me,
but that's all.

That's how I ended up in this body.

Chances are,
I'd be back on my feet in 100 years.

He's a slippery bugger, isn't he?

Hey, what's this? Alex? Sweetheart!

You're crying.

Is this about Ryan's tattoo still?

That was the last conversation
that we had.

We argued about his tattoo
and the spelling mistake.

That must be the last...
The last memory that you have of me.

What?

You would have of me.
If, you know, something happened.

Exactly. So stop being a dick
and be nice to your poor dad, eh?

Oh, dad.

You're looking peaky. Can't, erm...

- What's his name?
- Hal.

- Hal.
- Yeah.

Can't you see hal tomorrow?
You look shattered. Have an early night.

And, you know, don't worry about us.

You can do all the washing
and ironing in the morning.

Always looking after me.

Well, I've grown very fond of you
over the years.

I'm...
I'm out of my depth here, love.

Is this, er, a woman's thing?

Shall I ring Nana?
Or your uncle Adrian?

I'm fine,
I'm actuallyjust really happy.

Sweetheart, you can't go out on a date
when you're looking this... happy.

Well, I don't know if I can cancel.

I don't know how this works.

How long
since you last went out on a date?

Maybe you're right. All this is so...

I feel so strange.

What are you thinking?

What? Good god, woman, I just
came in here to look for an ashtray.

For me, just tell me what's
running through your head right now.

Your mum was an idiot.

Dad...

What, I don't mean...
I'm not trying to bring up old...

I mean, walking out like that,

missing seeing you, here and now,
what you've become, I mean...

And you.

Yes, I have aged really well,
to be fair.

Listen, I'm really sorry about earlier.
Mates again?

Yeah. God, yeah.

You're gonna make me go outside
to smoke, aren't you?

I thought I'd hidden your cigarettes.

I bought some more.

And it's your inheritance I'm spending.

I love you, dad.

Well, you'd be mad not to.

That was a low blow, using him.

I wouldn't be doing my job
if I didn't show you the whole picture.

Everything you're missing.

Why? Why are you doing this?

It's what I was made for.
God knows why.

Literally.

Grand scheme of things,
circle of life, all that.

I don't really get a say in it.

I just have one purpose - chaos.

Cancel your date,

play swingball with your brothers,
go home, fall in love.

I'd say that's a lot more real
than where you came from.

Are you real?

I think I'm symbolic.
I'm not sure if that's the same thing.

I wanted to say goodbye.

You did, don't you remember?

Not to you, to Tom and Alex.

Alex will live too now.

Yes. Of course she will. That's good.

There was a man here.

I didn't see anyone.

I'm sure of it. We talked.

You are delirious.
You lost so much blood.

Close your eyes.

I wish I could remember...
I feel I have to remember something.

To ignore the man, the army surgeon.

That's what you have to do.

Remember to die, hal.

I was with Tom and Alex in a studio.

- And he was there, the man was there.
- Shh, shh.

Then we were here.
I was thinking something...

Before you arrived,
about what he was saying.

There wasn't anyone there.

- It's only ever been me!
- No. I was thinking... I was thinking...

That this is a trick!

You're making me sad, hal.

Shut up! You're just symbolic!

I want to talk to him.

I want to know what he's doing
with the others.

It's misdirection! While I'm here,
what are you doing with the others?!

You didn't answer my question.
What are you going to do to the world?

Bit late to worry about that.

I've already started.

But my family, my friends,
you're gonna hurt them.

Hurt them? They're right here.

Hal and Alex,
what are you doing to them?

Fuck 'em.

This is what you want.

You think they'd give up their dreams
for you?

You think hal would
give up anything for you?

Look at what I'm offering you.

There's no shame in living a dream

if it's better than reality.

Who's going to thank you
for giving this up?

Who's going to know?

You know where you went wrong?

You should have put us together.

Everything is incomplete

without them.

But my real family,
the ones that I can't see,

they're in danger.

That's not Allison in there.

How can you have spent a century
living among people

without learning anything about us?

You forget

that we are not like you.

Deep down...

We're human.

Here!

Here! I'm over here!

Now, if you don't mind,

I have a hot date to get ready for.

So thank you very much
for your kind offer,

but I'm afraid I...

Do you know what?

Sod it.

Bunch of poofs.

Oh, thank god. I'm still me.
I was good again. It was ghastly.

You're not using your blood,
so you won't die. You lied to us.

It won't kill the devil, it'll just
put him out of action for 100 years.

Look, it's self-preservation.
That's all.

If you can find another ghost
and werewolf, be my guest.

You never run out of ways
of being a dick, do you?

Guys...

Alex: Shit.

Okay, we do it anyway.

And if he comes back in 100 years,
then you kick his arse properly.

Yeah. Yeah, it's a date.

Alex: Hal, I just drink it, yeah?

Welcome back.

Come closer.

That's it.

Right up to the television.

I've got a secret to tell you.

Everybody loves a secret, don't they?

Ol'i suis-je?

Qui étes...

The government has launched an inquiry
into how the gas was released

and how a retired army captain
suffering from dementia

was able to gain access
to the television studio.

Poison gas fumes?

They really expect people
to believe that?

Don't see why not.

People will believe whatever
gives them the fewest nightmares.

What happened to the devil?

He'll have returned to the atmosphere.

To people's hearts.

Still, it looks
like rook's got his department back.

Maybe that's a good thing, though.
Still a lot of monsters about.

That's my cue to go.

I have a surprisingly low threshold
for passive aggression.

Okay, we do this now.

But he just said the devil
will come back one day.

Won't we need hal,
to defeat him and stuff?

We'll do it. We'll find a way.

God, I knew you'd do this.
I knew you'd pussy out.

Hal: Oh, and Alex?

Sorry things didn't work out
between us.

I know other me was...

Keen as mustard.

Well... maybe other you
should have stuck around.

Tom: Hal?

If this is it, will you
say goodbye as good hal?

My best mate?

If this is my last memory of you,
will you make it a nice one?

Goodbye, Tom.

You deserve better friends than me.

Are we wasting our time doing all this?
Trying to be human?

Alex: Tom, don't ask him.

The definition of madness
is doing the same thing over and over

and expecting a different result.

- Is that what we're doing?
- Hal, don't take everything away.

I'm not part of this little project now,

which gives me a clarity...

I didn't have before.

Annie, George, Mitchell, Nina,

the two of you,
what none of you realized...

None of us realized...

Is the desire to be human is the end,
not the beginning.

To want it is to have it.

You're not wasting your time, Tom,
you've already won.

Adieu.

Alex, why are you
holding the door shut?

Oh, Tom.

You understand why
we're doing this, don't you?

I understand why you're gonna try.

Don't suppose you fancy
just sort of surrendering?

I'm not the
"just sort of surrendering" type.

Tom, put the stake down.

You don't have the stomach
for this fight. I do.

Do you know what the difference is
between you and the other hal?

I see it now.

The other hal never underestimated me.

- What do we do now?
- I don't know.

Yes, what is the protocol
in these situations?

Bollocks, answer it.

Alex: We are gonna answer it.

Are you going to run?

I don't run.

Alex, door.

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Awkwa rd.

Tom: Bloody hell.

I come in peace.

- Alex, Alex, Alex!
- What?

What? Am ijumping the queue?!
Do you wanna stomp on his neck first?!

- He did stop hatch.
- Shit the bed!

You think we're even now?

He brought the devil back!
He brought him back!

Basically, there's some sort of debate

as to whether the end
justifies the means.

We're talking to the ghost, by the way.

Rook: Perhaps you can explain.

I thought I was doing a good thing.

Or, at least...

A necessary thing.

God, change the bloody record!

What's he doing here, anyway?

Does he want us to forgive him?
Is that what it is?

What do you want, rook?

We were rather in
the middle of something.

I came to tell you...

That I have resigned my post.

What...

What the hell did Natasha
or any of those people die for?!

- What did any of this happen for?!
- None of those deaths were in vain.

The future of the department
is assured now.

Our work...

Their work...

Their essential work can continue.

Fuck this, I can't listen to this.

Get him out of here

before I poltergeist an anvil
on his head!

Perhaps it is too soon.

Perhaps none of this
can make sense yet.

I do have a question.

How can you hear Alex?

When she talked about the deaths,
and Natasha, you responded. How?

What am I like?

Your insides are on fire.

When I realized
rook was about to kill me,

I fled that old, tired body

and entered this one!

Now, it's too late!

I'm too powerful!

We have to do the ritual!

- Tom: What you waiting for?
- It'll kill us all!

- Just do it!
- Do it!

Hal: Now, drink it!

The devil needs to possess a human.

You're the only human here.

His spirit is gonna come back
and take you again.

When it does...

Kill me!

Rook?

Rook!

Is everyone okay?

Alex?

Alex: Mmm...

What about you?
Are you good hal? Bad hal?

Both.

Neither.

I can't explain it.

Alex: No, even I felt that.

What?

Your head.

You're bleeding.

It's not just the cut.

I'm aching.

I feel like I've been hit by a bus.

Oh, shit! Look at my tights,
they're ripped!

Tom, hit me.

Ah! Jesus!

But I felt it, that actually hurt!

Hal: Tom, what about you?

The wolf's gone. I can't find it.

Hal, what's happening?

Our curses came from the devil.

With him dead, properly dead,

they've gone.

We're human.

Are you still eating?

You're gonna make yourself sick.

That's the plan.

Another sensation I've missed.

Tea?

Nah, I'm stuffed.

Oh, go on, then.

Just a wee one, though.

And a coffee. Mmm!
And some hot chocolate?

And some biscuits.

Do you think we should ring first?

You know, me turning up
on my family's doorstep,

literally risen from the grave.

My dad'll have a heart attack.

Trust me, I don't think
there's a good way of doing this.

It's starting in two minutes.

Have you asked her yet?

I was waiting for
an appropriate moment.

Well, now's good. Look, she's there.

Were you planning to...

Stay...

In Scotland?

With your family?

I mean, we're assuming you will,
and that's fine,

we'd completely understand.

But we want you to stay here with us,
'cause you're sound.

Yeah, quite, um...

This is your home, too,

and you'd be more than welcome
to come back here.

I'd like that. We'd like that.

Well, I'd like it very much.
We would.

Oh, erm...

Before I died, the plan was to live.

To leave home, to see the world.

So...

Going back there now would be
a bit like wasting the second chance.

But would staying here be any better?
I don't know.

Can we do this thing
with my family first?

I can't really make a decision
until we've done that.

- Should've waited till later.
- What?

So what happens now?

With us?

I know it's ten kinds of weird, but...

I think we need to discuss it.

I do, too. Um, I just...

Assumed that you'd want to wait
until you'd seen your family.

And I do, but...

I just need to know
what else there is for me here.

There's me.

Tom: It's starting!

Right, so 10p a bet,
before they price it up, obviously.

Closest to the actual value wins.
And hal?

If it's something that you used to own,
you miss that round.

What? Once.

That happened once.

Hey, what was your dream?

- Where did hatch put you?
- Somewhere a long way away.

But it didn't have you two there.

I told him he should have
put us together,

that it was incomplete without you two.

And here we are.

- Here you are.
- Shh!