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- More of your silly designs, Katia?

- Give it back, Mom.

- Of course.

But, why don't you read something instead?

Or watch television?

You're supposed to keep your
mind active, not obsessed.

You just keep doing the same design,

over and over again.

It's not right.

You mustn't go on this way, Katia.

One day soon, you're
going to get up out of bed

and you'll be fine.

And all of this will be
an unpleasant memory.

- Call Blitz and make him stop barking.

Oh, that dog's annoying.

- Blitz?

Blitz?

- How's the pressure?
- Dropping.

Give him some oxygen.

Number two.

Number three, Emily.

Number one.

Four.

- Pressure?
- Normal.

Check the heartbeat.

One.

Four.

Doctor!

One and a half CCs.

- Hey, look who's here!
- Hey, Grandpa, how you doin'!

- Want a ride?
- Look at him weavin'.

- He's havin' a problem there, yeah.

- Hey, Grandpa!

- Get out of the way.

Leave me alone!

You lost your balance!

Hey, watch out.

- Hey!

You rats, get out of here!

- Hey!

Shaughnessy, Shaughnessy!

- Is that you, Sergeant?

- You better watch your step, Shaughnessy.

If I catch you drunk just once more,

I'm gonna have to lock you up.

You get it?

- I'm not drunk!

I'm not drunk.

- You understand what I'm tellin' ya?

Sergeant, they
got a badly wounded man

in the hospital, they wanna talk to you.

- Okay, this is Engleman,
yeah, I'll be right over.

Watch it!

He isn't gonna make it.

Adrenaline.

That's enough.

Pressure and cardiac rhythm?

- Normal.
- Thank you.

Stitches.

It's absurd, completely absurd.

Recuperative powers like
that simply don't exist.

- A tribute to your skill, doctor.

- I'd like to accept the
compliment, Emily, but I can't.

You were there and you saw what happened.

He started recovering on his own,

before I even had a chance
to begin the heart massage.

- Yes, I saw, but what
| remember are his eyes.

For a minute, I thought
he was really conscious.

- A nervous contraction, or
at least let's say that's

the only explanation I can come up with.

What I'm remembering is how
quickly his blood coagulated

while I was operating on him.

It's something I've never
seen before in my life.

- Could it be an anomaly
of the lymphatic system?

- It's possible.

We'll do all the indicated
tests and analyses, of course.

Could you take care of
that, please, Emily?

- Oh, I'm supposed to go
to the Bennetts' place.

- Is that alright?
- Ah, yes, yes.

How is the little girl?

- She has tremendous willpower.

| hope to god that
deviation will disappear.

- It will, and thanks will be
due to you as well as to him.

- Go on.
- Thank you, doctor.

- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Right.

- It was a horrible thing,
the first thing I did

when I came to my senses
was to phone the hospital.

But I suppose there's not
much hope for the poor man.

- No, I'm afraid not.

I'm no doctor, but |
don't think it looks good.

They don't expect him to pull through.

| saw the blood on the gate.

You know what I'm wondering?

How did he manage to
wound himself in that way?

Had you ever seen this man before?

- No, never.

| imagine that he was
going to rob the house.

- What, pull a robbery
with the owners at home?

Doesn't make sense.

Your husband is away?

- No, he's out on a job.

Decided to watch the game on television.

At the Forrests', they're friends
of ours, they live nearby.

They're expecting us at 10.

We don't like to leave
Katia on her own too long.

- Of course.

How is she coming along?

- Oh, better, but there's
still a long time to go

before she can get out of bed.

- I see.

Well, I'll be getting on my way.

Goodbye, Mrs. Bennett, and
thank you for your help.

- Give my regards to Katia.
- I will, thanks.

- Evening, sir.

Could I see some identification, please?

- Identifi...
- Driver's license.

- Credit card.
- Ah, yes.

Yes, I've got...

| have a passport.

- Thank you, sir.

What are you doing in
this neck of the woods?

Visiting our roaring metropolis on foot?

-Oh, no, I...

My automobile, it break
down, some kilometers.

Kilometers, huh?

Well, it's lucky you bumped into me.

There's no one out tonight.

They've all gone home to watch the game.

It's a big night, the
Rams and the Steelers

for the championship.

Get in, I'll see if
can find you a mechanic.

- Oh, it's very kind, thank you.

- You like football?

American football, that is.

- Yes.

- That's it, huh?
- That's all of it, Ben.

- No identification.

- Hey.

No smoking.

- Leaving so soon?
- Hi.

- I have to run home before
| go out to the Bennetts'.

See you tomorrow.

- Bye, Sergeant.
- See ya.

- So long.

She's a great girl, wasted
in a place like this.

- Strange.

Greek.

Drachmas.

That other fellow's a Greek, too.

- What fellow?

- Oh, nothing.

When can I see the patient, soon?

- Not till tomorrow, doctor's orders.

- Okay.

But you've seen him, what's he look like?

- He's huge, not my type at all.

He has a strange face.

The kind you'd rather not meet
at night when you're alone.

- Oh, come on.

Now, when is a nice-looking
girl like you ever alone?

- And especially at night.
- You're kidding, Ben.

This town's a graveyard.

| wish you'd run after me,
at least you're a bachelor.

- Well, that can easily be arranged.

Just murder someone and I will.

See you around, Ben.

- Bye, Thelma.

- How is he doing?
- Incredibly well.

Look at him.

Only two hours ago he was
on the operating table.

- So I see.

He's incredible.

Like the histological examinations
and all the other tests.

They indicate his blood
is reproducing itself

at triple the normal rate.

- Did you tell Dr. Kramer?
- Yeah.

He said to send everything to the

biophysical lab for further tests.

- Doctor.

He's awake.

Thelma, Thelma!

Help me.

Calm down!

- Move it.

- What was that about?

- Hello, Walter, it's Ben.

Oh, you were asleep?

Sorry.

No, look, I left a guy
in front of your house

about half an hour ago,
said his car broke down.

That's right, a foreigner.

Huh?

Nobody, huh?

Okay.

Okay.

Sorry about that.

Go back to sleep.

That Greek.

- Hey, Sergeant.

Sergeant, Peter's bar didn't close

until after hours as usual.

He doesn't give a damn about the law.

| think we should pull him in this time.

- Yeah?

Oh, yes, Thelma.

Huh?

What?

I'll be right over there, hold on.

- Where are we off to, sarge?

- We're gonna have a few
words with a lying tourist.

- Everything seems to be alright again.

But I still think he better
have two units of pediarix.

- Yes, doctor.

Doctor Gluba.

You're needed in the emergency ward.

- Doctor Gluba, please.
- Yes, what is it?

A young boy has damaged his hand

with a fire cracker.

- I'll be right there.

Thelma, don't leave him
alone, not for a minute.

- Mm-hm.

- He's all yours, Sergeant.

- Thank you, Jim.

Well!

So, you decided to come to the hospital

to get your car fixed.

Is that it?

What are you up to, mister, huh?

That guy in there is afraid of you.

Why?

Are you responsible for
the wounds he's got, huh?

Talk, damn you!

Well?

Have you decided to talk?

Sit down.

- But this is important that
| go with you, important!

- Stay just where you are,
keep an eye on him, Jim.

Come on!

Alright.

Once more from the top.

You entered this country
two days ago, is that right?

- I have already told
you my story, inspector.

There is no more time that we can lose.

- Well, mister, I'm just
a dumb small-town cop.

And I have trouble
understanding certain things.

Especially if they're
SO crazy, so far-out.

Lots of us hicks are like that.

So, let's hear it again.

- I know how it seems, my
story, but there exists

a reality that we do not see.

Is that a fact?

It's really kind of you to tell me that.

Well, it's the reality |
did see that interests me.

That nurse back there.

The one with a drill through her head!

- Yes.

Yes, I know.

And it is sad for me, but...

| will tell everything.

But I should like the
doctor who operated on him

that he should also be present.

He will convince you better than I.

- Okay, let's go see Dr. Kramer.

- It's extraordinary.

I've never seen such an
extensive cerebral mass.

This one we took after the operation.

- It doesn't make sense, Dr. Kramer.

His brain got bigger after the operation?

- I know, science cannot accept it.

- So, this Mikos Stenopolis
is, how shall I put it?

Immortal?

- Nor can blind faith
accept it, but it is so.

His body can regenerate dead cells.

- Now, that is hard to believe.

It'll be for me.

Engleman.

Yeah, I was expecting the
call, put him through.

Yeah, this is Engleman.

Alright, thanks.

So, it turns out you're a priest.

- I serve God with
biochemistry modern with rights

at St. Monis.

- Yes, the consul told
me you're doing some kind

of experimental work in your institute.

But shouldn't you have
alerted the authorities

instead of running after
this guy on your own?

- When he escaped from the laboratory,

after the contamination,
we advise authorities.

They organize great hunt.

You see this?

Here is written that he is dead.

Officially dead.

- Hm, well, we can use the picture,

but what's the article about?

- Excuse me, it is written
that Mikos is killed by rifles

by expert marksman and that
his body is disappeared

- into the sea.
- Alright, alright, alright.

Let's get back to now.

Tell me, we know he Kills,
only, do you know why?

- I would say that he does not
regenerate cells perfectly.

That he is insane.

- We have to find some
way of stopping him.

- But you just said he can't be killed.

- Oh, but there is a way.

His blood coagulates and
his cell memory when he

constitutes any organ that is
injured, all but his brain.

Once the cerebral cells are destroyed,

they cannot regenerate.

It is his brain that is his weak point.

- I don't need them tomorrow morning.

| need them now, damn it!

| can't get you the captain's order,

he's at home watchin' the game.

It's my ass if I call him now.

Damn them and damn you!

Nothing doing.

They can't send anyone
till tomorrow morning.

And in the meantime, that
thing is walking our streets.

- Tomorrow morning could be too late.

We must be the ones to move.

- So, this is the team, eh?

A priest, a detective near retirement,

and a young moron rookie of a cop.

Terrific, just terrific.

- It is better that I have a gun.

| know what you are thinking,

but there is nothing of human left in him.

He is creature of evil, the
spark of God was smothered

the moment the devil
took possession of him.

- I guess you know more
about that line of business

than I do, Father.

I'll give you a car and we
can look for him separately.

It's not a big town, but it's spread out.

- Remember, you must hit at his brain.

Nothing else will help us.

I can't.

If you're thinking of what went
on, yes, I can forgive that.

Only, how does one forgive the future?

- Oh, hi, daddy!

- Hi, monster.

- Areal monster came today.

Stop that,
Willy, we had an accident.

- What kind of accident?

- A thief tried to climb over the gate

and was wounded horribly on the points.

They took him to the hospital.

- Even the police were here, Daddy.

- Sergeant Engleman dropped by.

It seems the man was a foreigner.

But he'll come by tomorrow
and let us know more.

- Okay, aren't you ready yet?

- Darling?

| really don't feel much like
leaving the kids on their own.

Especially after what happened today.

| thought we could stay
home and watch the game

and be alone.

- Oh, come on, Carol, the
Forrests are expecting us.

We can't just not show.

We should have warned them earlier.

Did you ask Emily if she can sleep over?

- I did phone her.

She said she would,
but she isn't here yet.

- She'll get here.

You get ready, I'll go see Katia.

- Alright.

Alright.

- It's not too late, Angela, darling.

We could start again.

Why not?

- How can you ever think that, Noel?

- It's easy.

When your feelings run as
deep as mine do, my dearest,

nothing seems to be impossible.

- It can't be, Noel, you know that.

That's simply not true, my love.

We did decide on a policy
forgive and forget, didn't we?

- You did, Noel.

| can't.

If you're thinking of what went
on, yes, I can forgive that.

Only, how does one forgive the future?

- One doesn't think about
the future, my love.

One lets it come in order
to see what it may bring.

| know you love me.

- Hey, put that back on!

Give me that!

Willy, quit that!

- Hi, princess, how are you doing?

- Fine, did Momma tell
you about what happened?

She did, were you frightened?

- No, but Willy cried for a solid hour.

- Your mother and I are
going over to the Forrests'.

Do you mind?

- No, Daddy, what happened,
what's the matter?

- Why?

- You're strange, you seem worried.

It makes me think something's the matter.

If it's about me, please don't worry.

I'm fine, honestly I am, really.

- I'm glad to hear that.

Anyway, if I'm nervous, it's
something to do with work.

Nothing serious, okay?

- Okay.

- Hey, sarge, is it true
the only way to kill him

is by shooting him through the head?

- That's right, Sherlock,
now all you gotta do

is keep your eyes open and
your mouth shut, you got it?

- Bye, Mommy!
- Bye, dear.

Peggy, remember, you're not to
leave until Emily gets here.

- Do you understand?
- Yes, ma'am.

- Whose car shall we take?

- Oh, let's take mine, it's in front.

| just hope that little
moron does as I told her.

- I'm feeling very nervous.
- Oh, stop worrying.

We're just going down the road.

After all, it's not as if we
were leaving for South America.

- Yes, but why is Emily so late?

- Excuse me, miss.

You dropped this when
you fell down back there.

- Thank you.

Oh, hi,
you got here just in time.

Oh, there you
are, glad you've come.

- Hi, there, how are you?
- Just fine, how are you?

- I'm good.

- I guess we better get everything ready.

- I'll help you.

A little less than a minute left

till kickoff time, folks.

The Rams won the toss and
have elected to receive.

- What?

- Hey, what's with you, chum?

You're never tardy.

- Sorry, John, I'm not
feeling all that great.

- Ah, just let ol' doc
Forrest prescribe you.

- Yeah, this'll put hair on your chest.

Bottoms up.

Mainly through
the throwing arm of their

rookie sensation
quarter-back Josh McDougle.

- I want to see the game!

| want to see the game!

- Well, you're not going to, Willy.

- I want to see the game!
- You're going off to bed.

Come on, now, no more of that nonsense.

You know perfectly well
it's your bed time.

Stop it, Willy, please.

Quit that sniffling or the
boogie man will be gettin' ya.

- It's not true.

Mommy says there is no boogie man.

- Oh, no?

And who do you think
that was we saw before?

And you can't sure he won't come back.

You'd better get into that
bed and hide your face under

the covers, because if you
can't see him, he can't see you.

- What will he do if he does see me?

- He'll eat you, do you know
what it feels like to be eaten?

- Peggy, I'm thirsty, a
glass of water, please.

Willy, don't listen to her.

There's no such thing as the boogie man.

- Well...

What about that guy we saw before?

- He was just a poor old man, he was hurt.

But Peggy's right about one thing, though.

It is your bed time, now get undressed.

- What's the matter, Blitz?

What is it?

What's worrying you?

Hello?

- Peggy, how are the children?

Has Emily shown up yet?

- No, not yet, ma'am.

| just put him to bed.

- Well, do wait till Emily's
there, would you, please?

- Oh, yes, of course I will, bye.

- Alright, thank you, bye.

Blitz!

Blitz, come back here!

Blitz!

Blitz!

- Maybe it was a car accident,
| suppose whoever it was

could've been taken off to the hospital.

- Yeah, car accident, huh?

And not a scratch on the bike.

- Oh, Jesus.

- My god.

- Peggy.

Peggy.

You little brat.

Let's go see Katia now, hm?

- Here we are!

And McDougle
hands the ball off to the line.

The speedy wingback coming
back from the weak side.

He's looking for running
room, he's got some.

He's across the midfield
straight, sidesteps a tackle,

he's heading for the sidelines,

and he's finally brought
down by big Larry Pack.

- John, would you give
this plate to lan, please?

Thanks.

- Here, wrap your teeth
around some of that.

- Thanks.

They're up behind the scrimmage

for the first play, and
it's Bradshaw going back

and looking for a receiver
and he sees big number 32

and nails him and there goes Mr. Harris.

He's gone 15, 20, 23,

and he's finally stopped
by Youngblood number 27.

- As far as I'm concerned, you're hired.

- Don't make me laugh,
Carol, you could run circles

around me all day in the
month and you know it.

Sure, sure.

Padre, Padre,
this Engleman, can you hear me?

Pick up the microphone in front of you

and push the button to talk.

- Yes, inspector, I hear you.

There's a new
victim, a boy from the north end.

| called the hospital.

They're sending out an
ambulance to pick him up.

He was torn to shreds.

You were right, Padre, that's no man.

It's a monster.

- You're really nasty, I'm
not going to love you anymore

if you go on with your stupid jokes.

- I didn't mean to scare
you like that, Emily.

- I know, Willy, I know.

I'm not mad, honestly.

Don't think about it anymore.

And Katia, you mustn't be
too mad at Willy, either.

I'm sure he won't try it again.

| know what, while I'm busy
with Katia why don't you go into

the den and watch the football
game on television, okay?

- Okay.

- Oh, by the way, what happened to Peggy?

Wasn't she supposed to wait for me?

The boogie man ate her.

- I asked her for a glass of
water and she disappeared.

Probably she was angry.

- Oh, I'm sure she isn't.

- Blitz has disappeared, too, Emily.

- I'm sure he's sniffing
around the house somewhere.

Let's go switch on that
television set, hm?

Come on.

Sit down, tiger.

Just three
minutes left to play...

- Now, you stay here and
behave yourself, okay?

Okay.

- Hello?
- Emily, is that you?

- Yes, Dr. Kramer, how are you?

There's something
| have to tell you.

- Okay, I'm all ears.

It's about Thelma
Gardelia at the hospital.

I'm afraid she was brutally murdered

by that man we were
operating on this morning.

- Oh, my god.

How horrible.

I know how
close the two of you were,

so I thought I'd better
tell you right away.

- Did they get him?

No, he
disappeared without a trace.

Well, he did leave one trace.

He murdered a boy on a street
in the north section of town.

The police are out looking
for him now, although |

understand they're hampered by
a lack of available manpower.

He's a blood-thirsty beast.

Unfortunately, he has
such a rapid coefficient

of blood coagulation that
he can block up any wound

he receives in just a few
seconds before he can die.

- But, that just can't be.

You've got to be joking, doctor.

I wish I were,
but I assure you I'm not.

| witnessed it in person, it
seems the only way to kill him

is to hit him in the cerebral mass.

- How is that possible?

Don't ask me, I'm
more perplexed that you are.

Well, I thought I had to tell you.

- Yes.

Thank you.

Oh, by the way, didn't you
say the body of that child

was found in the north quarter?

Yes, Emily,
which is where you are now.

| think you'd better sleep
there at the Bennetts' tonight.

Don't try to go home.

- Yes, I see.

Thank you.

Down to the line of scrimmage.

The receivers break and
it's a quarterback sneak!

And there he goes, he's across the 45,

and an incredible lateral
pass all through the field

into Martison's waiting arms
and I don't think anyone's

gonna stop him, he's past
midfield, the 40, the 35,

he's over the 20 yard line
and Martison's over for

the first touchdown of the
game right at halftime.

- How long ago did Peggy leave?

Oh, about 10
minutes before you got here.

- And your parents are over
at the Forrests' place?

Yes, why do you ask?

- Oh, no, no reason.

- How much longer do we have to do this?

- Until you can get up.

It's the only way to keep
your muscles in action,

otherwise, when the day comes
that you're finally cured,

you won't be able to stand on your feet.

- But are you sure I'll be cured?

- Of course, sweetheart.

You're under a type of traction
now that will eliminate that

deviation in the spinal column.

You're sure to get better, you're young.

And here come
the Rams out of their huddle.

It's first and 10 on their own 33.

Here comes the snap.

And it's a handoff to
Martison who sweeps around his

own left end, cuts back inside,

avoids a tackle and looks
around for some blocking.

He's galloping.

Big number 72 just gave
him a beautiful block

and he's got more room,
he's past midfield.

With power and speed and lots of smart,

may very well go all the way.

Just sit back and watch.

- I'll be through in a second, Carol.

Unbelievable.

Alright.

It was like something out of a nightmare.

Of course, it made her
look 30 pounds heavier,

10 years older, arms stuck to her stomach.

And he
smacks it down the end zone.

Here comes up the kick off.

He's past the 10, the 20,
the 30, the 40, midfield.

This boy is giving all heart.

- We're gonna do it, I tell
you, we're gonna do it.

The camera
stays on big Johnny Hartman.

Number 58, he's mean and he's tough,

and he is out for blood, believe you me.

And he makes the tackle.

What a see-saw, ding-dong,
back-and-forth, whip-flipping

Donny Brook we've got
goin' here today, folks.

- Blitz!

Blitz?

They look
beaten, have they given up?

There is just one answer to that, folks.

It's a two-letter word that
starts with N and ends with O.

Try it in your next crossword puzzle.

- Blitz.

Blitz?

Blitz.

Come here.

Blitz.

Blitz?

Blitz!

Emily!

- What is it?

- Emily,

The boogie man's back, |
just saw him in the kitchen.

- Honestly.
- Willy, stop that nonsense.

- Honestly!

- I hope you're not just
trying to scare us again.

- It's the truth, honest.

He wanted to eat me, come see.

Come see.

- Alright, I'll go have a look.

But you stay here.

- I already told you, there
is no boogie man out there.

Now, would you calm down and
stop trying to scare people?

So we'll
get together next Wednesday

for lunch, and for God's
sake, don't bring Jill, okay?

Bye.

Carol, it's all yours.

- Thanks.

- As far as I can tell,
there's no one here.

- I imagine they're all sleeping.

What's the matter with you, lan?

- Nothing, other than
running over a man today,

and not stopping to help him.

- Ian.

- Emily, what happened?
- Oh, nothing at all.

The lights simply went out,
I'll turn them back on.

Now, don't you move, understand?

- Alright.

Emily!

Emily, what is it?

What's the matter?

Emily, it's broken.

- Willy.

Come over here.

Now, Willy, listen to me carefully.

You know where your parents have gone.

| want you to run over to them, hurry.

- It's dark outside, I don't
know where the house is.

- It doesn't matter, go outside, Willy.

Go as far away from here as you can.

Please, Willy, do as I tell you.

I don't want
to, it's dark out there.

Don't make me go, please, Emily!

- Emily, please!
- Do as I tell you!

Willy, please!

Katia, listen, there's a man in the house.

- Who is he?

- A sick man, he's crazy
and very dangerous.

- And where is Willy?

- I sent him away to look for help.

We've just got to stay
here until someone comes.

Do you understand?

You mustn't be frightened.

Emily!

Emily!

- Go away!

Go away, go away!

Please!

Katia, let me in!

Open the door!

| want to come in!

Let me in!

Katia!

Let me in, let me in!

Open the door, Katia!

Katia!

Please open the door!

Let me in, let me in!

Let me in, Katia!

Please!

Open the door!

Please!

Katia!

Hurry!

Katia, open the door!

Katia, please!

Hurry, Katia!

- I'll be there soon, Willy.

Don't worry.

I want to come in there!

Hurry!

Katia, open it, please!

- Ian, how could you do such a thing?

Do you know what they could do to you now?

- I don't know what happened to me.

| just didn't stop, that's all.

| was tired.

| was in a hurry to get
home to you and the kids.

- But whoever it was might
be lying in a ditch hurt.

- No, I'm positive.

| just brushed against him.

- Oh, lan.

Look.

They've turned the lights on again.

| guess they're not asleep.

- In God's name, put her down.

- Someone's coming, Carol.

- Where is he?
- What's happened?

- Mommy, Daddy!

Here I am, here I am!

- Oh, darling, are you alright?

- Oh, sure.
- Listen, Willy.

- Is he still in the house?
- I don't know.

- Is who still in the house, who?

- What's going on?
- The boogie man.

- What is it?

Katia.

Oh, god.

- Look, Willy, you don't
need to be afraid anymore.