All language subtitles for Veep-S02E08

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Selina: Thank you so much for
setting this interview up, Dan.

- I really appreciate it. It's perfect.
- My pleasure.

Look, this is a walk
in the park.

This is a nice casual
conversation between two friends.

- Today, America is a guest in your home.
- Welcome, America.

The thing to keep in mind is Janet
needs this more than you do.

That is so true. I mean, she's
kind of a lightweight now.

- We're doing her a favor.
- She's a dud.

You know what? We got to prep.
Prep time, let's go.

- Dan: Okay.
- The song that offended half of Europe?

It didn't offend
half of Europe.

Okay, fine. Well, I have
to tell you, Janet,

that was a lighthearted parody.

On the campaign trail, you
and Andrew were all smiles,

but behind the scenes you were
fighting like snakes in a bag.

You're a fraud
and a liar, ma'am.

- Wow. What? What are you doing?
- I'm hitting you.

Guys, we're prepping for a
puff piece, not for a roast.

Right. What is she
wearing, by the way?

She's wearing a navy jacket.

It's conservative and
desperate at the same time.

What? Look at what I'm wearing.

Do we know what she's wearing yet?
Can we find out?

We are gonna go in there
in just a moment.

- They're expecting a puff piece.
- Right.

There's the bluff puff which
we're gonna start out with.

You're her friend. You went
to high school together.

You guys like each other. Then we
switch right over to rough puff.

Nobody does
rough puff like you.

- ( growls )
- Rrr. Give me that rough puff.

- All right, Puff Daddy.
- Ooh.

What is this one doing?

He is moving a legless horse.

- Oh, Catherine.
- Miss Ryland.

It is such an honor
to meet you.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

- I'm such a fan of yours.
- Thank you.

I actually am hoping to study
broadcast journalism.

Right now I'm studying film
studies and postmodern dance.

How wonderful. We'll
have to talk about that

- when the cameras are rolling.
- I would love that.

I'm taking
this really cool class

where we sort of debate current
issues through movement.

- Let's get you miked up.
- Oh.

Oh, my God.
This is a problem.

- Look at this.
- For the poof, you mean?

Put your hands in your pockets.

Looks like I'm masturbating
if I got my hands in my pockets.

Put the blanket over it,
or is that too FDR?

Can you guys please kneel down?

'Cause I feel like I fell
into a well or something

and it's hurting my neck.

Okay, they're gonna bring up
the rafting trip.

Well, I took my ex
down to the river

and I tried to smash his head
in with a rock and then drown--

- This is Cody Marshall.
- Cody Marshall.

- He's the producer for "First Response."
- Hi, Cody Marshall.

I'm sorry, am I interrupting
a team prayer meeting?

( laughs ) We're just
doing a height thing.

- It was nothing.
- Okay. Good luck, everyone.

Thank you so much.
Very kind. Thank you.

Thanks for being here.
We really appreciate it.

Okay, she's wearing
a bluish dress

like she vomited flowers
all over herself.

- She's kind of a frumpy librarian.
- Okay. All right.

- Yes! All right, we're in business.
- What?

Just confirmed--
a leaked e-mail.

Her ex-husband promising
access for business favors.

- He actually brags about it.
- I know.

- It's almost too painful.
- Brags about access.

Just drag her in
with the kindness,

then turn great white and start
taking chunks out of her.

( growls )
She's not much of a meal.

- Oh, is it Greg?
- Gary.

Gary, we're all set up,
so if you can...

Yeah, great.
Yeah.

- Madam Vice President.
- Janet Ryland.

Gosh, I think the last time that
we saw each other was at the...

- The Correspondents' Dinner.
- The Correspondents' Dinner.

That's right. I think
you've grown since then.

Either that or you've
gotten shorter.

Oh, well...

No, it's me.
I've got heels on.

Well, anyway,
I'm so happy you're here.

So you found the joint okay.

Oh, yeah, I think this is our
fourth vice presidential interview.

- Is that so?
- Mm-hmm.

The three of them were
excellent, so no pressure.

- He's talking to me.
- Okay.

So what is the plan, then?
What are we going to do?

Well, we'll start, I think, just
with a little walk around the room.

And then the formal interview,
I thought, right here.

- Oh, right here? Okay.
- Yeah.

But that means
that this has to go.

I thought you were
doing it over there.

No, we did, but we're gonna do it
here, and that's perfectly fine.

So we'll get
that poor thing away.

Anyway, have you met
my daughter?

So you did get my final
e-mail on topics?

- No, but my spam filter did.
- Seriously, did you get it?

Did I?
( laughs )

Yeah, we're all set. Let's
make some history here, folks.

Cody:
Okay, roll cameras.

Thank you so much
for inviting us

into your home today,
Madam Vice President.

Oh, well, it's certainly
my pleasure.

I thought it might be fun
to talk about what's original

and what's been augmented
over the years.

We're talking about
the building, right?

( both laugh )

- Because I'm original.
- You certainly are.

- No, yes, the building, ma'am.
- Yes.

Selina: The building itself
is Queen Anne style.

Many of the objay-ects--
objects

are from the good old boys in
the Navy, as a matter of fact.

- Really?
- Jolly Jack Tars.

For instance, this-- this
spyglass here, or telescope--

- To see spies.
- ( laughs )

If only, right?

You know, since you
brought it up,

would you care to comment
on the CIA operative

rescued with the students
in Uzbekistan?

Well, I really-- I
wouldn't know what to say

because at this point

the investigation is pending.

Now this here

is a stunning sort
of navigational device.

I just thought you
might want to comment

on how he endangered the lives
of those young students.

But it would be
wrong and unethical

for me to prejudge
the investigation.

- This is a bell.
- ( rings )

Can we get some shots of just you
and Janet walking in the hallway?

- Sure.
- No sound.

We're gonna just do
some establishing shots.

- We'll put her voice over--
- We'll lay that in later.

- Yeah, okay.
- Cody: And action.

Yeah, I thought we said
that the spy thing

was completely
off-limits, you know?

I'm sorry,
it seemed to me--

I'm really hoping that
that's gonna be the last

and only gotcha question.

It just seemed to me that you
were wanting me to bring it up.

No, that wasn't
the case at all.

I understand why you're tense.

No, I'm not tense, Janet.

I'm not even remotely tense.

Just trying
to get this done right.

- Mm-hmm.
- This is some old shit

by somebody,
I don't know who it is.

- Is this house haunted?
- Oh, God, I don't know.

I hate this house,
to tell you the truth.

It's like living
in a doll's jail.

- Cynthia, could I get clips?
- Cody: Okay, let's settle.

- Clear the background, please.
- Gives you a nicer line.

- Oh, really?
- You don't need clips. Your shape is great.

- But what about this?
- Oh, my God.

Okay, here, let's tuck this under.
Put your hands like this.

- But that looks like I have a stomachache.
- Thank you so much.

Okay, let's roll cameras.

Everybody settle in here.
Thank you, Glen.

- Sound?
- Man: Sound speeding.

And we are rolling.

You know what? I'm feeling
a little bit dark.

Yeah, just want to...

Gary, can we get
that light back?

Sorry, let's move
that light back.

Can we get a couple of lights
for the vice president?

Yeah, let me just pull
that out of my ass.

It's DC. You can find someone willing
to open their ass on a Sunday.

Great, good luck.
Sound is speeding.

Everyone is set and settled.
They look great.

And rolling.

Have you read Randall Howard's

"Hearts of Power: DC's
Most Influential Couples"?

Sadly, I don't have a lot
of time to read fiction.

( laughs )

Janet:
Now, during the election,

there were reports
of screaming matches

with you and your
ex-husband Andrew

and suggestions that the
smiles and shows of affection

were all faked for the camera.

Was your friendship
all for show?

Absolutely not.

Now, Andrew was on
the campaign trail with me,

really, because he shared,
and still does share,

my vision for America.

- Cody: Okay.
- Amy: We'd like to reset for lighting.

- We're gonna reset for lighting.
- Just a quick lighting reset.

And, really, she can
move on from Andrew.

I mean, she can push
as much as she likes,

but you're just gonna get
the same answer, so...

Hmm, have you seen
television news before?

No, I am hoping to get the box
set for Christmas, though.

- That's what it feels like.
- Uh-huh.

- ( phone ringing )
- What? Excuse me.

- Okay.
- Yes?

- What are you--
- Come here.

- Why? Why are you calling me?
- Come here.

Jesus, you might as well
cut out eyeholes

and peer through a fucking newspaper.
What the fuck are you doing?

It's "Apocalypse Now."

There's an e-mail
from Andrew to a lobbyist.

He's claiming
super access to Selina.

- He's bragging about it.
- This?

It's fucking Andrew, yeah.

- Madam Vice President.
- Yes? Yes?

Does your ex-husband Andrew
have any political aspirations?

- Oh, my goodness.
- We've got to tell her.

- We've got to tell her.
- No, no, no, don't say anything to Selina.

- Why?
- 'Cause Janet's right there.

You don't think she's gonna notice
we're whispering in her ear?

Then she gets on and she tells
this dildo to look it up.

- And then we have a fucking story.
- What's going on?

Andrew's fucking us again.

He's screwed us
in all known dimensions.

- What's new?
- Another scandal.

Yeah, but this
is fucking bad shit.

He's political poison.
He's political--

- Hi, Andrew.
- Andrew.

He's been in commercial
real estate his entire life.

So there's no reason there would
be-- should be a crossover?

Well, I certainly
couldn't, you know,

answer that question for him.

Would it surprise you
to learn that only moments ago

a blog has reported
that your ex-husband

promised a lobbyist favorable
access to your office?

Um...

It does exist
in an actual e-mail

- from your ex-husband.
- Oh, I see. Okay.

"Hi, Jim. Remember, I have
the vice president's ear

and I can get all kinds
of access to her."

And then there's one
of those winking emoticons

at the bottom there.

I'm guessing that that was
meant as some sort of a joke.

You know, Andrew Meyer
has no influence whatsoever

over my decision-making.

It's hard to believe because
you've just painted a picture

of your relationship being
very close, extremely close.

We're not
telepathically linked.

- He can't read my mind.
- Amy: Hey, that's our 15 minutes.

That's the 15-minute mark.
Great. Great.

Mike: Let's take a
- Oh! Let's take a-God!

- Okay.
- Amy: Are you okay, Gary?

Yeah, yeah, I'm good.

Sorry, could I just
adjust your radio mike?

- I'm getting some static.
- I got it.

Ow! Whoa! Okay, my ears
are my livelihood.

- You don't need to--
- Okay, I bet.

All right.
Let's just back off.

I know that you want to
kill somebody right now...

- Yeah.
- ...but unfortunately it can't be anyone in the building.

- Okay?
- Okay.

When Selina told me who was
gonna be interviewing me,

you couldn't keep me away.

- Talk to you a little later on.
- Wonderful.

- I look forward to it.
- I do, too.

But let's take you now
and get you all changed

and fixed up.

When we were married, he took
longer in the bathroom than I did.

- That's not true. Why would you say that?
- Just get in here.

- What the hell is this thing?
- That's a cable.

- Oh, shit.
- There's a cable.

Listen to me.
What were you thinking?

What?
It was a joke.

Once again, Andrew,
you have totally

lived down to my expectations.

When I invited you here
to the residence

to fuck me, I didn't mean this.

Aren't we using each other?

What are you talking about?

Okay, I'll spell it
out for you.

How easy is it for the Vice
President of the United States

of America to get
some casual sex, hmm?

I'm convenient.

- And, I know--
- Let me tell you something.

That's right, I am the Vice
President of the United States

and I choose now
not to fuck you anymore.

Time will tell.

I've got to change.

Yeah, you look awful.

- You look wonderful.
- Stop it.

Ahem, he's gonna go
just change.

- Wait, where's he going?
- To get my stuff.

In my bedroom.

Oh, no. Uh-uh.

Oh, Andrew's been veep-fucking?
You knew about this?

Okay, this is a category
five shit storm.

She's over.
She's done. I'm gone.

Cody: Um, I'm wondering
if we can get just a shot

of Andrew's entrance
just for establishing.

So you guys meet here,
kiss, kiss, hi, hi.

It's a family getting together.

No, no, I understand
what an entrance is

and how to greet people.
I get that.

Cody: That's great.
Oh, here he comes!

Amy: No, no, no,
wait, wait, wait.

Selina: No, no, you're
not gonna get this.

I'm so sorry.
We're not gonna do that.

We don't have a front
door in our attic

like in some sort of
Dr. Seuss book or something.

Sometimes filming these off-guarded
moments, things get a little tense.

Well, no,
it's not tense at all.

We're having a great time and
I'm thrilled you guys are here,

but let's just do it
the right way.

- Andrew!
- Hi, Dad.

How are you? Nice to see you.
Excuse me.

- How are you?
- Nice to see you.

- Dad.
- Hi. How are you?

- How often does this happen?
- Oh, gosh.

Once a week we get together
for a gab and a gobble.

Yeah, well, I mean, you know,
schedules permitting and stuff

because now I really
consider myself to be married

to my vice presidential office.

I mean, recently Mary King
and I were working

through the night
to avoid this shutdown.

And of course it wasn't--
it wasn't avoided, sadly.

Do you think you could have
worked a little harder on that?

- ( laughs )
- Well, we are working harder.

- It's frustrating, of course.
- Sure.

- To the American people it is.
- It's a very long process.

Knock, knock,
J Rock is in the--

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- We're in the middle of filming.

- Oh, my goodness, Jonah.
- J Dog. J Dog.

- Howdy, handsome. How are you?
- How are you doing?

- Hey, Jonah.
- Great to see you again.

God, you've grown up, huh?

- I had a great time at your birthday party.
- That's great.

Great to see you.
Hey, how's it hanging?

Jonah is our-- dear Jonah
is our White House liaison.

Guilty.

And he's one of the more colorful
characters in the West Wing.

I'll say. That was
quite an entrance.

Oh, thank you.
I try to make a mark.

I just want to say
I'm a huge fan, by the way.

- I love your work genuinely.
- Thank you.

And, actually, I'm gonna
give you my card

just in case you ever need
any sort of, like,

"inside the West Wing"
kind of stuff.

I do occasional
media appearances.

I give great talking head.

Jonah, to what may
we owe this pleasure?

Oh, I just got off the phone
with the White House

and in 15 minutes
POTUS is going to announce

that the shutdown is over.

- Dan: Is that true?
- Isn't that great?

- Isn't that great?
- Move in on her.

Yeah, the Speaker,
Senate Majority Leader,

and POTUS,
they thrashed out a deal

- and we switched America back on.
- Uh-huh, yes.

- Congratulations, Madam Vice President.
- Thank you.

- ( applause )
- We did it. We did it. You did it.

The resolution took less
time than you anticipated.

Well, it took all the time
leading up to this time.

So you were expecting
a solution today?

Yes, I was, yes.

And yet you said it was
going to be a long process.

And it was, yeah.
It was.

Were you involved
in the--

Janet, it's like when
you loosen a pickle jar

and somebody comes by
and they just open it.

This is the shutdown
lid loosener.

- The pickle jar loosener.
- I like it.

No, but can you talk us
through the final agreement?

I can-- it's--
you know--

I can and I also
want to eat some lunch.

Are we hungry?

- Mike: Mm-hmm, definitely.
- Amy: Yeah, let's get some lunch.

That's a cut.
Yeah, I think that's a cut.

- Amy: Lunchtime.
- Mike: That's a cut.

- Okay, she doesn't--
- Oh, my God, she didn't know.

That reminded me why
I got into this business.

I am so attracted
to you right now.

I think that I'd like
to just sit back

and watch you all
prepare this meal.

- Pretend I'm not here.
- Mm-hmm.

I kind of want to be
the fly on a wall.

Oh, my God. Andrew, that's
getting everywhere.

Um, I'm gonna get you a...

peeler, okay?

I don't need a peeler.
Thank you.

- Yeah, you need a peeler.
- Actually, I don't.

Where-- I'm trying
to remember where--

you know how sometimes you have
something in your kitchen,

you know where it is, and then all
of a sudden you can't find it?

And that is what's
happened to me right now.

Well, you probably have so much
staff in and out of here--

No, no, no. I know this kitchen
like the back of my hand.

Oh, that's not it.

Okay, I don't know where--

( groans ) This is maddening.

Do you ever have this
happen to you where you're--

- I'm not here.
- Okay, you're not here. I'm so sorry.

I'm talking to myself.
Where are you, peeler?

Okay, I got it.

It was in with the
napkins inexplicably.

Here you go.
Use that for the carrots.

Actually, I'm all done.
I'm good.

- Okay.
- Tell me, don't you normally have staff

- to cater for you?
- Yeah, definitely.

Well, sure, but I just love
banging the pots around.

And I think you would say
that I'm a foodie.

So, just to flag with you,

Andrew's obviously
off the table.

Well, technically he's very
much at the table currently.

Janet:
What's on the menu?

Herb roasted chicken

and some arugula salad.

Janet: Catherine, do you
enjoy your folks' cooking?

Yeah, I love the way that
they cook the vegetables.

The vegetables
are always my favorite.

I just love vegetables so much.

Are you working
for the vegetable lobby?

- ( all laugh )
- I'll be right back.

- I just have to grab something.
- Okay, darling.

Selina: Please, can
you use the peeler?

- I'm all done with the carrots.
- Oh, my God.

- No, you're not.
- That's all the carrots we're gonna use.

I realize there are
more carrots.

We don't need any more.

( stammering )
The Get Moving campaign,

- which as you know I spearheaded.
- Yes.

As I launched that
campaign, I discovered

a local organic butcher.

And...

he does a lot of...

grass-fed...

Grass-fed cattle

- and free-range chickens.
- Yeah. Yeah.

Janet: What's your favorite meal
that you can't wait to have?

I really-- I love the
roasted brussels sprouts

that my mom and dad make.

Yep.

Selina: Okay, well,
they're taking a break,

so this gives us a chance to come
in here, have a little chat.

You never told me
that you were a vegetarian.

- I told you three months ago.
- No, you didn't, Catherine.

- What?
- Now that she mentions it,

- I think it does sound familiar.
- Completely useless.

You know what? Just
because he's a liability

doesn't mean you have
to be a liability, too.

Now I'm gonna tell you something.
You're eating that chicken.

I am not gonna do it.
I'm a vegetarian, Mom.

You swallowed chicken
your entire life.

You're gonna do it again today.

I swallowed your bullshit
my entire life.

Okay, look, little lady, we don't
talk to your mother like that.

All right, I'm just--
God damn it.

- Could you--
- Amy: Yes, yes, yes.

You know when you're 12
and you just get rid of it?

No. Speak for yourself.

It's gonna look
really bad for your mom

if she doesn't know that
you're a vegetarian on TV.

I'm not gonna sacrifice my
morals for her career anymore.

I've done that.
It's not that bad.

Well, doesn't that chicken
look just amazing, Catherine?

- It looks delicious.
- Yeah.

I love it when Dad cooks.

- Janet: A man of hidden talents.
- I don't like to brag.

Not about cooking, anyway.

Okay, babe, here you go.

- Wow.
- Eat that up.

I just need
to reiterate with you.

We have agreed
on all of these topics.

And the Andrew e-mail
story was not agreed.

Sweetheart, it's news.

Okay? It happened today.
It's new with an S on it.

That's just what news is.

With all due respect,
this is not news.

This is the fucking
Food Channel you got here.

Okay, well, with all
due respect, fuck you.

I own the edit on your
shit-show politician

that you connected yourself to,
not me, you little gremlin.

Janet: And has it been a happy
divorce for you, Catherine?

Mmm, yeah.

I think knowing that my mom

had to be available
24 hours a day

really taught me not to be
too demanding as a child.

Selina:
That's true.

So you don't feel
parentally shortchanged, then,

- do you, Catherine?
- No.

I'm actually a big music fan,

so I usually try to explain
my parents in terms of music.

You know, musicians
sometimes are better in bands

- or sometimes better solo.
- That's interesting.

They're like the Beatles,
you know, better as a band

or Michael Jackson,
better solo.

Although not a great
parent, admittedly.

Well, actually, he did okay
with his own kids.

It's when other kids got
involved that it got real dicey.

But, no, then he did dangle
that one from a great height.

Right?
Over that railing?

Ahem.

You know, you cross me on this

and you're never, ever gonna
get the veep on camera again.

Why the fuck-- why are you
still talking to me, huh?

If you'd just let someone get close
enough to fuck some sunshine into you,

you'd shut your mouth!

- You-- you--
- Okay, okay.

You do not know
anything about me.

You think that
this is easy, what I do?

Yeah, having 10,000 interests
screaming in your fucking face

the way that I am screaming in your
face right now all day, every day?

- I am fucking good at this.
- Can we just put a filter--

- Are you? This is good?
- Fuck your face, Gary.

- She's good at this, you guys. Sorry.
- Fuck my face. You hear that?

Antique windows.
Bring it down.

- What the fuck just happened?
- Antique windows. Bring it down.

Amy, let's go find
your dignity over here, okay?

Get her out of here.
Fucking amateur.

- All right. All right.
- Hey, no, no, no, no.

- No, seriously--
- No. Whoa, okay.

Okay, listen,
you need to calm down.

At least I am giving a shit.
You are flatlining all day.

Okay, okay. But has she been
impressive at all today?

Look, I've graphed
her performance, okay?

Look at this. Look at
this nice little graphic.

Here's time, here's her fucking career.
( whistles )

Now maybe there should
be a little uptick

because she didn't barf her food
all over the table, I don't know.

So if she doesn't turn this fucking
shit-show around, guess what,

I don't know which way
I'm gonna bounce.

Amy, when my memaw used to
find herself getting snappy,

she would sing
her favorite song.

♪ Oh, I wish I were
in the land of cotton ♪

♪ Old times there
were not forgotten ♪

♪ Look away, look away ♪

- ♪ Look away, Dixieland. ♪
- No, guys, please.

Favorite family vacation?

- White water rafting.
- Italy.

- Disneyland.
- Which is it?

No, honey, we didn't ever
go to Disneyland.

Oh, no, you didn't take me.
Rosa took me with her family.

Who's Rosa?

- She was a...
- She was...

- housekeeper.
- Housekeeper, that's right.

You spent a lot of time
with your housekeeper?

Yeah, she was like a--

- We did go to India.
- Mmm.

- India was awful.
- Hmm?

I don't know why you didn't
give me this earlier.

I didn't want to give it
to you before your interview.

- God, you don't want any water?
- No, I've gotten good at it.

Look at this. I was supposed
to be stressing my successes.

Instead I'm sitting there
stuffing my face with chicken.

Great stuff in there, guys.
Good stuff. Thumbs up.

Andrew looks great on camera.

- Get off my stairs, Jonah.
- Oh, yes, ma'am.

- Ma'am.
- What?

I need to give you some
straight talk right now, okay?

All of your worst fears about how
this day could have possibly gone...

- Yeah?
- ...have come true.

- Oh, my gosh.
- No, no, up here. Look at me.

- You want to own this interview?
- Yeah.

- Say it.
- I want to own it.

Here's what you're gonna do.
You're gonna do something big.

You're gonna do something bold.

And you're gonna do it
in the next five minutes.

How about this? How about
I lift up my dress,

give everyone a big
fat shot of my cooch?

- Jesus Christ.
- Everything okay up there?

- You need more pep talk?
- No, let's do it.

- Did he just hear that?
- Nope.

Use the Force, ma'am.

I don't even know
what that means.

Big and bold.
What do you mean?

Like a medley from
"Okla"-fucking-"homa"?

Look, I tried
to wake her up, okay?

I have no choice but to
be the fucking curveball.

- Andrew: Ahem.
- Fantastic. Okay.

Cody: Let's roll cameras. Sound.

Janet: So, what a
lovely afternoon

I have gotten to spend
with the Second Family.

How about that?
Yeah.

And, Catherine, would you vote

for your parents to get
back together again?

No, no, no.
This way, I get a Christmas

and a birthday present
off of each of them.

( laughs )

Catherine, how does
all this affect

how you approach relationships?

Not terribly much. I'm in a very
different phase of my life.

You know, my boyfriend
and I are very young

and not really talking
about marriage.

And this would be Rahim?

Yes.

Janet: That is
an interesting name.

- Is that Indian?
- It's Iranian.

- Iranian?
- It's second generation American Persian.

Calling Tel Aviv now.

And has he been
welcomed into your home?

No.

Only because it's just--
it's a casual thing

and it's actually ended.

Really? I'm sorry to
hear that, honey.

Catherine:
That's okay.

Speaking of relationships--

Andrew, I'm sorry,
I simply have to ask you

about your relationship
with lobbyist Jim Melita

and the implication that you offered
access to the vice president.

Yeah, um, it's--

um, in a word--

come on.

Perhaps it's possible

that I have overplayed my hand.

Selina: Well, I think
it's safe to say

that Andrew overreached

and just said something silly.
Yeah.

I suppose that
the vice president

would also agree that

when she said
she was in the loop

over national security,

that also may have been
an bit of an exaggeration.

I'm actually not sure that those
two situations are comparable.

I believe that they are.

And insomuch as you
refuse to comment

on the spy allegations
or the hostage situation

until the investigation
is complete,

I, too, would like to refrain

until I find out
just exactly what it is

I'm accused of having said
or not said.

You do understand that sounds
like you're playing for time

and actually
are hiding something?

I'm sorry, was that a
question for me or Selina?

I think that question
is for me.

I want to talk about the spy.

The CIA operative.

- Mike: No, no.
- Dan: Yeah, yeah.

There was a miscommunication
for which I want to apologize

on behalf of
the administration.

You know, the intention
was never to mislead

the American people,
but that was its effect.

- Shit.
- And for that, I really am truly sorry.

But I am saying
that I had full knowledge

of the spy's status.

- But she didn't.
- I know.

Madam Vice President,
this is quite an admission.

Mm-hmm. I have taken
on a role now,

an important role
in national security

and I take great pride
in that responsibility.

Now, sometimes you have to act.

Always you have to listen.

Because in politics,

a backbone and a heart

are only as good

as your ears.

And my ears are my livelihood.

Cody: Okay, that's
our segment, guys.

- ( applause )
- Man: That's it. Great. Good.

That's good.

Madam Vice President, that
was an amazing interview.

Well, thank you very much.

You're gonna take
the spotlight back

from the end of the shutdown,
I'll tell you that.

- We'll see.
- Best of luck, Andrew.

- Good to meet you.
- Good luck with all the...

Andrew:
Way to go, Team Meyer.

How about it?
Right?

- Congratulations.
- Honestly, that was--

that was something else, Mom.

I'm really sorry
that I brought up Rahim.

I know you didn't
want me to do that.

You know what? I'm sorry you
had to dump him on the air.

Notes about the interview. Just want
to help you keep an eye out for those.

- Get out of here.
- How are you doing?

I spewed out so much bullshit,
I'm gonna need a mint.

- A fucking mint.
- Do you want a mint?

- I'll get you a mint.
- No, I don't mean it.

I'm just gonna head back if
anybody needs me-- West Wing.

- No one does, Jonah.
- No one needs you, Jonah.

- Selina: Amy.
- Yes, ma'am?

- Did Andrew leave?
- He's gone.

Can you see if
he's still out there?

- He just left a jacket.
- Oh, your jacket is up here.

- His jacket.
- I'll wait here?

- Ma'am, do you need--
- No, it's fine.

I know where his stuff is.

Are they gonna...

it's like a victory fuck?

He better come down.

Is he coming back down?
Do we need to wait for him?

- Selina: We got it.
- Andrew: We're good.

Okay.

- Where are my parents?
- Um...

Did my dad leave?

They're having--
they're having a talk.

- They're having a talk upstairs.
- A talk upstairs?

- They might be getting you something.
- Oh, Jesus Christ.

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