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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,536 --> 00:00:07,272 - Hey Rex! -It's me, your buddy, Horatio Sanz. 2 00:00:07,274 --> 00:00:10,209 This is Ken Davitian, your... brothel buddy. 3 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:12,211 - It's Bryan Callen. - I heard what happened. 4 00:00:12,213 --> 00:00:14,446 - I heard about your accident. - I'm sorry it happened. 5 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,415 I've been working on making amends. 6 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:18,283 - And it's bumming me out, man. - I don't know what to say. 7 00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:21,553 Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit prick. 8 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:24,123 I hope you die and I hope you die slowly, 9 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:26,792 preferably of a horrible disease in your face. 10 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:29,728 What doesn't kill you, makes you harder. 11 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:31,530 All right? High-five that. 12 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,098 But better it happened to you than me. 13 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:35,300 Because you, fuck face, 14 00:00:35,302 --> 00:00:37,069 piece of shit prick that you are... 15 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,371 - I love you. - You fucked my girl. 16 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:42,274 Then I hope you get help. 17 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:44,176 I actually stopped going to the therapist. 18 00:00:44,178 --> 00:00:46,378 And you know what? I am having a ball. 19 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,714 I have unleashed the beast. 20 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:51,550 I was taking a pee and it started to burn 21 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:54,386 what I did have was gonorrhea. 22 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,655 I met somebody in San Bernardino. 23 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,090 Anal's only $200. 24 00:00:58,092 --> 00:00:59,391 So, how can you beat that? 25 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,160 And guess who gave it to my girlfriend? 26 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:03,495 You did, you piece of cunt fuck shit. 27 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:05,397 When you get out of this and you get better, 28 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:08,200 we're gonna take our tour, Tijuana down to Portland. 29 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:11,737 Now, while we're broken up, I'm moving out of this house... 30 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:16,341 And I'm gonna get you back some day. Fuck you. 31 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:18,610 What? I'm coming, I'm coming. No, I'm not "coming", 32 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:21,146 I'm coming. I'm going. 33 00:01:21,148 --> 00:01:23,449 Another high-five. 34 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:25,117 All right, buddy, take care of yourself. 35 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:43,802 Hi, I'm Suzanna Murphy 36 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:46,538 and this is my dissertation on sexual addiction. 37 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:50,242 - We own you, we own you. 38 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:51,877 - Turn around. - Shut up. 39 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:53,812 Shut up. 40 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:56,515 I'm studying to become a sex therapist. 41 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:57,783 I'm studying sex psychology 42 00:01:57,785 --> 00:02:00,152 and the focus of this dissertation 43 00:02:00,154 --> 00:02:03,622 is to objectively document a sufferer of sexual addiction 44 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,424 for the next ten days. 45 00:02:05,426 --> 00:02:08,660 In order to do so, we sent out an ad via Craigslist, 46 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:12,331 received hundreds of applicants. There was a $3,000 incentive 47 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:15,534 for the subject to participate in this dissertation 48 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:19,271 and we have gone through a few follow-up phone calls, some questionnaires. 49 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:22,141 I think we finally have chosen our subject. 50 00:02:22,143 --> 00:02:24,610 So, we're gonna go down the street to the coffee shop, 51 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:27,212 meet with them, I'm gonna bring my cameraman along 52 00:02:27,214 --> 00:02:29,148 just in case, as a precaution... 53 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:30,516 It is somebody with sex addiction, 54 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:32,451 we wanna make sure we're careful. 55 00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:36,221 I also... more precautions... Have my rape whistle. 56 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:38,624 Haven't had to use it yet, so fingers crossed. 57 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:41,226 Also I made sure I didn't, um, 58 00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:43,162 ladyscape underneath the armpits, 59 00:02:43,164 --> 00:02:44,930 didn't shave for a couple of weeks as well, 60 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:47,566 make it unrapey down there. 61 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:50,569 Also, I can fake a lazy eye that I found out 62 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:52,237 at a party one time in college, 63 00:02:52,239 --> 00:02:56,208 to make myself more unattractive to potential predators. 64 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:58,677 So, we're gonna go down there now, meet with our subject 65 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,479 and get started, so, here we go. 66 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:03,782 Okay, so here we are 67 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:06,752 on Suzanna Murphy's dissertation on sex addiction. 68 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:09,955 Right now, we're gonna go meet my cameraman, 69 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:13,325 and it looks like he's right over here. 70 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:15,427 - Hello! Good, how are you? - Hey, how are you doing? 71 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:17,663 - You got the camera going, huh? - Yeah. Can you do me a favor? 72 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:20,532 - Just introduce yourself before us here. - Sure, sure. 73 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,701 - My name is Roger, I'm gonna be your camera guy... 74 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:25,270 - That was weird. - I guess someone's beeping, huh? 75 00:03:25,272 --> 00:03:27,873 - Okay, I'm gonna give this over to you. - All right. 76 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:31,410 Perfect. All right, you ready? 77 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:32,811 Yeah, we're meeting him in here? 78 00:03:32,813 --> 00:03:34,846 Yeah. Um, we're gonna go meet Rex. 79 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:37,716 He's our subject for the dissertation. 80 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:41,353 I've only been taking to him via e-mail so... 81 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:43,322 So it's almost like a weird blind date. 82 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:46,792 - Um, thanks again for being here. - No problem. 83 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:53,298 Okay... um... 84 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:54,499 Why don't you post up right over here? 85 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:55,767 I think that'll be good. 86 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,738 Jeez. 87 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,340 Okay... 88 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:02,507 How you looking, okay? 89 00:04:02,509 --> 00:04:04,243 Yeah? 90 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:06,245 - Suzanna? - Hey... Rex? 91 00:04:06,247 --> 00:04:07,613 - Yes. I'm Rex. - Nice to meet you. 92 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:08,914 Good to meet you. 93 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,482 - I guess we'll get started. - Okay. 94 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,451 As you know, this is a dissertation 95 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:16,888 for my PHD for sex addiction, 96 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:18,757 and I really... 97 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:21,994 I just really want you to feel like you are in a safe place. 98 00:04:21,996 --> 00:04:23,595 You can be open and honest with your answers. 99 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,530 It's really important, 100 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:28,467 'cause you know, the more honest the better we're gonna be 101 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:30,769 throughout this whole process, so... 102 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,304 Um, great. I'm gonna get started 103 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:33,472 and just ask you a couple of questions... 104 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:34,473 - Okay. - If that's okay. 105 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:36,942 Can you tell me, around... 106 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,777 What the age was that you first lost 107 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:42,547 your virginity and what that experience was like for you. 108 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:47,419 It wa... 109 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:49,288 How old are you in middle school? 110 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:51,023 - I'm sorry? - Middle school? 111 00:04:51,025 --> 00:04:54,493 About what age is that? 13, 14? 112 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:55,994 - Ish I believe, yeah. - Yeah, let's go with that. 113 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:59,998 Um, locker room, classic, you know, kinda story... 114 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,367 Walk in and... bam! 115 00:05:02,369 --> 00:05:03,902 It happened. 116 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,504 I'm sorry, what happened? 117 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:08,473 Bam! It happened. 118 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,776 How did... You can't just... 119 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:12,511 You're telling me that you walked into a locker room 120 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:13,645 - and you just... - And things happened. 121 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:14,880 - And you just... - Yeah. 122 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:16,682 There was no love involved. 123 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:19,518 - You... -I was hoping there'd be love involved. 124 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,753 - There was no affection. - Okay. 125 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:24,756 - The coach was there, the students, the teachers. -That sounds... 126 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,525 - Wow, that's... - The whole team. 127 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:28,994 - Everyone was there. - That sounds horrifying. 128 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:32,030 It was horrifying. 129 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:34,599 - Are you okay? Are you okay to move forward with this? -I'm good. 130 00:05:34,601 --> 00:05:35,767 - Yes. - Okay. 131 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:37,336 Who was your first sexual partner? 132 00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:40,038 - Um, her name was Rebecca. - Okay. 133 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,541 And she... wow! 134 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,443 It was like riding a roller coaster. 135 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:47,012 - Oh. - Hey! You fucking ape. 136 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,947 I told you never to fucking speak about her. 137 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:51,650 - I'm sorry, sir, can you... - She asked me the question. 138 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:53,618 - Who are you? -You were never supposed to speak about Rebecca. 139 00:05:53,620 --> 00:05:54,920 - I know. - We talked about that. 140 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:56,588 - I know. - We don't bring her up. 141 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:58,023 I know. I... She asked the question. 142 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,958 I'm trying to answer it. 143 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,127 - Oh, okay. -Do you understand what I'm trying to do? 144 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:03,595 Don't speak her name. 145 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:05,597 - I know. - Hey, guys! 146 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,399 - All right, this is... I'm just.. - Hey, guys! 147 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:08,667 I'm working on my PHD, right? 148 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:10,836 Like, I'm not... This is my first rodeo. 149 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:13,438 What's going on? Clearly you are not Rex. Rex! 150 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:16,041 I don't listen to country music and I don't know how to get to a rodeo. 151 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:18,377 - I got the answers. - Just go, just get out. 152 00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:20,045 - You fucked up. You don't have the answers. - Please, leave. 153 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:22,681 - I got better things to do. - The jig is up, good-bye. 154 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:26,685 - I don't need to be here. -We spent two hours last night and you're done. 155 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:28,453 - I'm going home. - You give shitty answers. 156 00:06:28,455 --> 00:06:29,988 - Eh! - Get out of here, Disney. 157 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:34,426 Hi, Rex. 158 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:35,761 We haven't been formally introduced yet. 159 00:06:35,763 --> 00:06:37,062 Why do you have a camera? 160 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:39,831 Why do you? I could ask you the same. 161 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,700 - It's part of my dissertation. - Little Ralph Macchio over here, 162 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:43,902 27 years ago before he broke his ankle at the tournament. 163 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:47,172 No one cares who that is and no one knows who that is. 164 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:49,134 Well, maybe you don't because you're not American. 165 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:52,744 I'm Suzanna. Nice to meet you. 166 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,980 Formal greetings. Is this the hand you touch yourself with? 167 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:57,048 Excuse me, what... God, what are you doing? 168 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:58,083 Jesus. 169 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:01,620 Hey, can you keep it down over there? 170 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,455 I'm trying to write my screenplay. 171 00:07:03,457 --> 00:07:04,723 No one cares about your screenplay. 172 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,091 Do me a favor and take off your hood 173 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,626 and your glasses, please. 174 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:10,429 You're telling me how to dress now? 175 00:07:10,431 --> 00:07:12,931 I'm asking you to be somewhat professional for this. 176 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,633 The unabomber look doesn't do it for you? 177 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:16,468 Would you walk into a interview like that? 178 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:18,470 - Don't answer that. - Whatever. 179 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:22,641 Thank you. Can we get started? 180 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:25,110 Yeah, we can get started by putting the money on the wood 181 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:27,946 because I'm not gonna have Ralph Macchio over here 182 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:31,616 fucking film me for free. That's not the deal. 183 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,120 Huh, cobra Kai? 184 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,822 You still have nightmares from that night, don't ya? 185 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:39,758 Oh, my god. 186 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,993 You get this now. It's a quarter. 187 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:45,497 You will get the rest upon completion of the dissertation, is that understood? 188 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:48,119 It is understood. Can you now move your enlarged hand? 189 00:07:48,144 --> 00:07:49,501 My hand is not enlarged. 190 00:07:49,503 --> 00:07:50,869 - Yeah, it is. - No, it's not. 191 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:52,671 You could grip a fucking basketball. 192 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,873 Okay, that's not true, and not to mention, 193 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:57,809 it's been really hot out, and when it's hot your fingers swell. 194 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:58,944 It's not my fault. 195 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:04,583 - I want U.S. dollars. I don't... - You're getting U.S. dollars. 196 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:06,151 I don't accept Saddam dollars. 197 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:08,220 What does that even mean? That's not a thing. 198 00:08:08,222 --> 00:08:10,789 Okay, I don't know how you are a PHD candidate. 199 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:13,558 Okay, you know what? Are we gonna be adults? 200 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:15,694 - Are we gonna be professional adults? - I'm trying to be. I'm trying. 201 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:17,662 You are not trying to do anything right now other than annoy me. 202 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:20,866 I really am. No... 203 00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:23,034 Can you do me a favor and please state your name 204 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,736 and your addiction into the camera? 205 00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:32,077 Rex... look, I know that you're under a lot of emotional stress 206 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:36,047 right now and this is difficult for you, but you're gonna have to get through it. 207 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:38,183 If we're gonna make it out of this ten days alive, 208 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:40,118 you're gonna need to start. 209 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,555 Do this now. We will continue tomorrow. 210 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:47,125 - I'm Rex. I'm a sex addict. - Oh, my god. 211 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:50,195 And I will fulfill Suzanna Murphy's destiny. 212 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,264 Call me tomorrow when you can be an adult. 213 00:08:52,266 --> 00:08:53,999 God, I hate you. 214 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:55,133 See you at 1:00. 215 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,574 All right, guys, so, you know, 216 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:04,109 I'm kinda particular about my space, 217 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,778 so, just be mindful of the environment. 218 00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:11,149 I like... I kinda like my things set as they are... 219 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:12,351 Okay, we won't touch anything. 220 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:17,856 How can I see... How do I really... you know, 221 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:20,559 you know, this small little place, 222 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:22,060 this is my Jergens right there. 223 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,062 Gotta have some Jergens. 224 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,865 - I think I use the same one. - It's fun, it's fun. 225 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:28,967 - A bong, guy, right there. - Please, do not smoke anything. 226 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,936 Do you need one? I feel like she needs one. 227 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:34,673 - I think nobody needs any of the pot right not. -Well. 228 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:37,242 - I'm digitizing my fucking porn. - Okay. 229 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:41,012 - This is little Jabari's fun little toy right here. -Great. 230 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:42,714 So, this is little Jabari. 231 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:47,619 He keeps the house nice and neat while I'm gone 232 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:52,324 and I much prefer him to my old Weiner dog, Stevie. 233 00:09:52,326 --> 00:09:54,092 Don't you, Jabari? 234 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,594 Don't you? 235 00:09:57,830 --> 00:09:59,331 I'm actually really thirsty. 236 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:01,066 Okay, yeah, help yourself. 237 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:02,300 - If you want anything, guy, - okay. 238 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:06,037 - Then grab something. - Guy? 239 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:08,940 - Okay. - That's fine, So... 240 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:13,278 So, why did you decide to do a... 241 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,014 You know, a dissertation on sex addiction, 242 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,148 the recidivism rate? 243 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:20,952 Just what I wanted to do. 244 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:24,789 It's gotta be some basis, some curiosity... 245 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,825 I don't think we need to talk about me. 246 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:30,629 - This is about you, Rex. - Was mom running around town? 247 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:32,697 Is that what mother was doing? 248 00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:34,799 - What was the mother reference about? - Papa? 249 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,636 - Where's papa? - No one calls them that. 250 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:41,740 It's hot in here. Getting tired. 251 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,022 Why don't you come sit over here? 252 00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:48,146 Like, 253 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,682 God. Ow. 254 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:54,319 Yeah, it's okay. Yeah, come... I got you. I got you. 255 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,154 Suzanna, I'm gonna go to the bathroom 256 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,856 - before we do this. - That's a good idea. 257 00:10:57,858 --> 00:11:00,125 Good timing, guy. 258 00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:02,093 The juice would wake me up, but... 259 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:05,897 - The juice? - The sugar. 260 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:08,967 Mmm, I don't rec... 261 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,769 Oh. 262 00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,937 The juice. 263 00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:15,940 So, this is my drink. It's called seduce juice. 264 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:19,244 I've been trying to patent it for the last year and a half. 265 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,012 They are giving me difficulties 266 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,815 saying it's pretty much a mix of nyquil and Kool-aid. 267 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,750 It's not 100% accurate, though. 268 00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:28,853 I think I'd love to take this to "shark tank." 269 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,723 Mark Cuban, I think this is exactly for you, 270 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,392 probably wouldn't sell in the U.S. territories at this point 271 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:37,295 somewhere more where they encourage rape, 272 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:40,932 like, I don't know, Pakistan or NCAA sports. 273 00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:47,972 Okay, you're gonna go to sleep for a while now, okay? 274 00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:50,208 Just go to sleep... 275 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,077 Yes, yes... 276 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:54,212 Look at this foot... 277 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,449 You gotta a pivot foot like Vlade Divac in his prime. 278 00:11:57,451 --> 00:11:59,818 I kinda like it. 279 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,153 Picking you for my center position... 280 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,288 In rec basketball. 281 00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:09,828 You know, the sock is never really fully appreciated. 282 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,270 It's like the underwear for the foot. 283 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:14,299 I'm back. 284 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,900 That was quicker than I anticipated. 285 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,302 Yeah. 286 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:20,038 Mmm... what she was saying before you left... 287 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:23,208 Um, she was telling me to relay a message 288 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:26,111 tell guy to go ahead and move on without me. 289 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:27,245 I'm gonna kinda hang out here. 290 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,514 Why is she asleep? 291 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:32,317 She's tired, she's had a long day. 292 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,786 Why are you taking off her shoes? 293 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:37,322 So she'll be comfortable. I mean, I don't like... 294 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,157 Do you like sleeping in your shoes? 295 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:41,426 - No. - Okay, makes sense. 296 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:45,130 So go ahead. You can let yourself out right now. 297 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,465 - And... - -I don't know if that's a good idea. 298 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,067 Oh, I think it's a great idea. 299 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:51,269 Um, Suzanna? 300 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,537 - What, dude? - -Suzanna, can you hear me? 301 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,873 Hey, quiet down a little bit, okay? 302 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,207 What do you need? What's your angle? 303 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,408 What's your angle? 304 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,077 I mean, do you need to participate? 305 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,212 Do you wanna... do you wanna shoot this shit? 306 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:04,549 What do you want? I'm usually my own camera guy. 307 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,117 I kinda set up my own tripod. 308 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,552 That's kinda my thing. 309 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:10,421 But, um, you know, if you wanna put a camera on me 310 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:13,291 to get this transaction rolling I can work with it, 311 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,127 I'm not gonna make you any promises, okay? 312 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,463 But if that's what you need... 313 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,032 Let me know. 314 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:24,202 I am so... 315 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,937 How long was I asleep for? 316 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,138 For like an hour. 317 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,406 What? 318 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,241 Why are my feet so slippery? 319 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,511 Somebody put lotion on my feet? 320 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:40,218 You left me on the couch with... With this sex addict? 321 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:44,889 You can't just leave me alone in his lair. 322 00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:47,058 Did you not see the things that are around? 323 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,294 There's an axe on the table. 324 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:50,962 - I don't care... - Hey! 325 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,131 Hey, I made omelets, do you guys want omelets? 326 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,532 - No, we're fine, thank you. - You don't want omelets? 327 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,601 I'm really super full... 328 00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:59,070 From the juice. 329 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:01,105 - Okay, you want any more? - No. 330 00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:04,442 Hi, I'm Mary Carey, former adult film star 331 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,044 and politician. 332 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,246 When I was 12, I was jacking off to you. 333 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,914 I don't know if that's possible. 334 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:12,283 - Um, I would've voted for you... - How old are you? 335 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:15,520 Umm, I mean, how old do I look? 336 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,523 Hmmm, I'm gonna go with 47. 337 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,391 I have a Benjamin button thing going. 338 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:23,428 - 47 -do you think porn desensitizes men? 339 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:26,898 Um, I do think porn desensitizes men, 340 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,633 based off guys I've dated. 341 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:31,502 So you do... You, being a former porn star, 342 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:35,206 you do take responsibility for me having to... 343 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,610 Jack off to a Daniel Pearl beheading video just to get off? 344 00:14:38,612 --> 00:14:42,213 Um, I mean, well, I don't think it's my fault, 345 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,982 - but... - Apology accepted. 346 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,483 - Okay. - I appreciate that. 347 00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,390 - Hey. - Hey, guys, how's it going? 348 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,192 Oh, man, good. 349 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,094 So this is it, huh? It's where the magic happens. 350 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,363 This is my office and I thought it'd be a good idea 351 00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:01,199 to see me with human resources over here. Don't mind her. 352 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,934 - Hi, I'm Suzanna. - No, that's fine. 353 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,903 Don't make her feel like a full human being. 354 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,571 That's terrible, Rex. 355 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,172 - Here we are, man. - Yeah, welcome, welcome. 356 00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:10,241 I'm so excited. We get to see what you do. 357 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,110 - Yeah. - What... is it you do, exactly? 358 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:15,480 What we do here, we sell dreams, we sell aspirations 359 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,448 and treasure chests full of love. 360 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,984 - Okay. - And what that means is, 361 00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:22,153 do you hate people that abuse puppies? 362 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,355 - Yes. - Great. Give us $30 a month. 363 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:27,325 We will work to eradicate puppy abusers. 364 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:30,261 It's... it's a... we're a non-profit organization. 365 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,664 What else do we do? We... let's see... 366 00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:34,065 What are you... You into... 367 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,167 Um, "faces of death"? 368 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,468 You know those great DVDs, "faces of death"? 369 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,137 They were for children, I believe? 370 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:42,073 What? A children's DVD called "faces of death"? 371 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:45,076 They're called "faces of death" and you play them for children, 372 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:47,445 and you educate them about how life happens, 373 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,515 and what happens if you take the wrong turn, you might die. 374 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:54,018 Well, I'm working on... With one of our investors 375 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,620 a series called "faces of meth." 376 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,056 Much scarier. 377 00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:02,493 We are looking at increasing breeding of parakeets. 378 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,162 What do we have in this country? 379 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,730 - We've got too much violence. - Yep. 380 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,465 - We have too much crime. - Yeah. 381 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,168 We have too much seacrest. 382 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,469 I'll tell you that much, my friend. 383 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,004 Yeah, he's been all over the place. 384 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,572 But what do we not have enough of? 385 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,474 - Parakeets. - Exactly, my friend. 386 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,643 Do you wanna get some of this on him, maybe? 387 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,611 Hey, guy... you... 388 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,180 You go ahead, come over here. 389 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:25,350 I gotta show you something. Check that out. 390 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,652 - Oh, what is it? - It's just a document... 391 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,187 Oh, is it parakeets mating? 392 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,022 No, it's something else mating. 393 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:33,358 - Oh. - Right? 394 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,293 Okay, maybe we should keep it a little... 395 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:38,096 Yeah, yeah, that's what it's all about right there. 396 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,764 Hey, boss! 397 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,466 What's going on in here? 398 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:44,535 So, Guv'nor, good job on this recruit report, huh? 399 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,739 - Way to sell that! - Boss, what's up? Black power? 400 00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:50,408 - Rex, how are you doing? - Hi, I'm Suzanna. 401 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,143 - Who the hell are you? - So nice to meet you. 402 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,078 I'm here to do my dissertation. 403 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,646 Wait... wait, what's all this about? 404 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,648 Rex said that you gave us permission 405 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,384 to be able to come and film today. 406 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:03,688 Oh, to film. Yeah, no. No. 407 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,391 Am I a valued member of this company? 408 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,226 No. Honestly, no. 409 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,695 Just do your job. Get the extra people out of here. 410 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:14,332 - It's a fire hazard, it's a work hazard. - Sir, really? 411 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,100 If you wanna go back to the homeland, keep it up. 412 00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:18,069 I'll send your ass back there. Work. 413 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,038 The homeland? Where does he think you're from? 414 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,806 That had racial overtones, did it not? 415 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,274 Yeah, it was a little weird... 416 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:24,575 Let's celebrate diversity, 417 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,544 why are we picking on each other here? 418 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,647 Except for her. Socialism, let's work to eliminate that. 419 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:32,116 Hey, Diego, you're done with her? 420 00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:34,652 - Yeah, I'm done. -Okay, cool. So what I need from you, sir, 421 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:37,088 I need you to to get me a partition right here. 422 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,623 So that I no longer see her face. 423 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,793 - Okay, any color? - That's maintenance. 424 00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:44,128 Diego, you don't need to worry about that, darling. 425 00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:46,697 Well, go ahead and give maintenance a call for me. 426 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,332 I appreciate that. Thank you. 427 00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:51,169 - He seems like a good guy. - He is a good guy. 428 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,204 Her, not so much. 429 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:56,207 Okay, all right, do we have written... 430 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,176 Authorization to be here? 431 00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,745 Because I don't think I have any, anywhere. 432 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,280 We have the verbal authorization 433 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,549 and you know what, in this country, 434 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:08,486 the court of law, the verbal is just as good. You can make verbal contracts. 435 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:11,288 I'm not really fussed about this country and its verbal crap. 436 00:18:11,313 --> 00:18:12,824 Okay, I need you to get out now. 437 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:15,055 Can we just stop the socialist accent for a second? 438 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,427 I just need you to get out. 439 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,263 Yeah, well, I'll see you guys back at the apartment. I'm sorry. 440 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,345 - Off you go. - -You see what I'm dealing with here. 441 00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:28,206 It's open. 442 00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:35,713 - Hey. Is Rex home? - Hello. 443 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,815 No, he's on his way home from work. 444 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,386 You look really familiar. Do I know you? 445 00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:45,389 No. 446 00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:49,627 Aren't you the kid that tried to tell me you were Rex the other day? 447 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,329 Is that where I know you from? 448 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:54,499 It was so long ago. I couldn't even remember. 449 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,400 It was yesterday. 450 00:18:56,402 --> 00:19:01,372 Anyways, he'll be home any moment. 451 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,441 Okay, um... 452 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:06,377 Well, do you have a second? I can talk to you. 453 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,512 Okay. 454 00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:14,418 - Are you getting this? - Yeah. 455 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,187 What are you working on? 456 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:21,425 Oh, this... all these tapes, this is Rex's sex box... 457 00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:23,895 - Oh. - With tapes. 458 00:19:23,897 --> 00:19:27,598 Um, these are all the women he's filmed having sex with. 459 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,901 I'm just going through, I'm labeling them. 460 00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:33,471 - They're all on VHS? -Yeah. He's not really up to date. 461 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,439 He's not the smartest or the brightest. 462 00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:39,810 So my job, I'm taking everything off VHS, running through it, 463 00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:43,748 checking it over and I'm putting it digitally on a hard drive. 464 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,716 And then I'm labeling it. See this one? 465 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,618 "Squirting cum fart." 466 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,587 That's a completely different category 467 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,522 then just "squirting" and "cum fart." 468 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,891 It's "squirting cum fart" all in one. 469 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,326 One hard drive. 470 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,827 - See where I'm going? - Yeah. 471 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,697 - A lot of organization going on. - Sure. 472 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,898 Could you print up a label for me? 473 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,334 Yeah, what is this one gonna say? 474 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:06,237 "Dick knocker." 475 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:09,440 - That's d-i-c... - I know how to spell it. 476 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,709 So I've been interning for him for I think... 477 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:12,710 Is it one word or two? 478 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,812 - One word. Yeah. - Okay. 479 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:18,616 - You're in school right now. - I am, I am. I'm a junior. 480 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,418 Oh, so you're how old? 481 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:22,386 Um, we don't need to discuss that. 482 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,755 Just kinda working on adult entertainment. 483 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,257 I think I'm an adult. 484 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:27,959 Legally, I'm not, but... 485 00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:29,827 Okay... 486 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:32,296 What are you... so you're doing this for school credit? 487 00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:35,233 Yeah, yeah, I need one more credit to graduate and... 488 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,568 Well, Rex needed some help with organization. 489 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,371 And he told me that there is a credit in organization. 490 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,640 So I'm going to go ahead and organize... 491 00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:45,543 - Oh, I see. - These tapes. 492 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:48,279 - You're here. What's up? - Hey. 493 00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,447 - Hey, Theodore, how are you doing? - What's up? 494 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:50,915 How's the tapes coming along? 495 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,017 Good, I'm halfway through them. 496 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,986 I've only gotten a few labels, though, 497 00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:58,456 'cause I gotta learn how to spell these things. 498 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:01,259 Well, learn how to spell 'em, man. That's what Google's for. 499 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:04,862 I know how to spell, but you got certain things like "squirt-ti-ting," 500 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,697 like, it's more than one squirt or something, 501 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,699 - like, how many "I-n-g's?" - It's an emphasis. 502 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:09,934 It's more squirting than regular squirting. 503 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,469 What the fuck is an emphasis? 504 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:14,038 It's an emphasis in the squirting. 505 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,340 Squirting and then "squirt-ti-ting," 506 00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:17,541 like you just said, it's double the squirting. 507 00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:19,710 That doesn't work as a label. 508 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,946 We can have volume one, volume two, volume three. 509 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,782 Put squirting squared, I don't care. 510 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,685 I'm trying to organize this for you, 511 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:29,954 - but you're not giving me any help. - Don't be so hard on him. 512 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,623 He's an intern. He's only working for credit. 513 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,626 Yeah, he's getting life credit. Valuable life credit. 514 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,328 - That's not a thing. - It is a thing. 515 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:40,298 When I was his age, you know, 12, 13, 14, 516 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,700 I did the same type of task for other people. 517 00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:46,337 I told you my birthday like 10 times. It was last week. 518 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:47,672 That was mlk day, I think. 519 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,073 I don't know what that means. 520 00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:51,909 Am I gonna get a credit? Am I gonna graduate? 521 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:54,045 You gotta ask yourself that, I mean, I don't... 522 00:21:54,047 --> 00:21:55,813 I don't have your progress report 523 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:56,981 I'm not your teacher. 524 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,516 You're getting life credit, 525 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,384 which is more valuable than anything. 526 00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:01,719 That's not gonna help me. 527 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:02,987 It will, according to her. 528 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,689 It's not gonna help him. 529 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:06,590 - In life, it will. - It's not gonna help him. 530 00:22:06,592 --> 00:22:08,059 I gotta graduate to make it in life. 531 00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:09,760 I'm done. I'm done. 532 00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,495 Hey, you need to check your tone, dude, seriously. 533 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:14,598 No, you've been having me watch all this porn. 534 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,934 I've been teaching you. There's a difference. 535 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:20,037 I hope you haven't been teaching him anything. 536 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,940 I've been teaching you how to be with women. 537 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:25,343 - You're young... - I'm gonna go back to school 538 00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:27,912 to learn how to do that 'cause this is a waste of time. 539 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:31,048 I've been watching you fuck for hours and hours. I'm done. 540 00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:32,683 I'm a fucking show stopper. 541 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,452 I don't care what that even means. 542 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:35,953 - I'm taking this. - You're not taking that. 543 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:37,755 Yes, I am. I'm outta here, man. 544 00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:39,824 - You need to do some soul searching, buddy. - Shut up, Rex. 545 00:22:39,826 --> 00:22:41,726 - You need to do some soul searching. - Whatever, Rex. 546 00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:43,961 Hey, do some fucking soul searching. 547 00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:48,032 Don't you ever show your face in this town again, you hear me? 548 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:51,402 - You told him he was getting a life credit? - Yeah, a life credit. 549 00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:53,070 - That's not a thing, Rex. - It is a thing. 550 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,638 - It's not. - Google it. 551 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,975 There is such thing as life credit, okay? 552 00:22:57,977 --> 00:22:59,977 It's work for experience... 553 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:02,480 - Do you think... -...So you can be a well-rounded person. 554 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:04,582 Really? Why don't you try to tell him 555 00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:06,584 that he's working for experience? 556 00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:08,753 I don't know what kind of deal you have with him. 557 00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:12,423 - He's getting paid. - Okay. 558 00:23:12,425 --> 00:23:14,658 In what, rubles? 559 00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:16,794 Rex, can you tell us a little bit 560 00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:18,863 about your background, please? 561 00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:21,899 Um, I am Persian. 562 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:25,703 Of course, there's no country called Persia anymore. 563 00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:28,639 Jake Gyllenhaal has fucked Persians over 564 00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:31,809 for his fucking portrayal of Persians. 565 00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:37,815 I grew up in a very white-centric area. 566 00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:39,950 I like to call them crackers. 567 00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:41,752 I don't think that's appropriate. 568 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:44,522 I think it is for the torture that they put me through. 569 00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:46,090 Well, let's just refer to them as Caucasians 570 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,992 for the purpose of this interview. 571 00:23:47,994 --> 00:23:53,130 There's nothing Asian about those Caucasians, miss. 572 00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:54,865 I would get made fun of for being 573 00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:57,134 the skin color that I have. 574 00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:58,502 Okay. 575 00:23:58,504 --> 00:23:59,804 I would get spit on. 576 00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:02,139 I would get called the n-word. 577 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:04,442 At least call me a sand... 578 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:05,609 No. 579 00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:07,445 At least be accurate, is the point 580 00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:08,612 I'm trying to make here. 581 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:09,947 I was an only child. 582 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,849 My parents had me, 583 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:13,784 probably in vitro. 584 00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:15,886 - Um... - Did you say "in vitro?" 585 00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:19,623 Yeah. I'm just guessing, because I was the only child. 586 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:24,762 So I'm guessing that they tried exceptionally hard to have a child 587 00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:28,232 - and they had to have some help through doctors... - -I understand. 588 00:24:28,234 --> 00:24:31,535 And the science community and whatnot. 589 00:24:31,537 --> 00:24:34,505 I had sex with a family friend's daughter 590 00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:36,507 which doesn't sound that bad 591 00:24:36,509 --> 00:24:40,578 but she was set to get married in the coming weeks. 592 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:42,546 How far away are your parents? 593 00:24:42,548 --> 00:24:48,552 Um. About 50 minutes away. No traffic, so, I don't know. 594 00:24:48,554 --> 00:24:50,521 That's not bad. What time is it? 595 00:24:50,523 --> 00:24:53,524 That's not happening. We're not gonna go. 596 00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:55,526 I think we should go over there. 597 00:24:55,528 --> 00:24:57,161 We're not gonna do that. 598 00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:58,996 I think we should go and try to talk to them. 599 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,531 I think this is the perfect opportunity 600 00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:02,132 - for you to make amends. - I'm saying no. 601 00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:04,168 You need to respect my boundaries at this point. 602 00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:06,537 You have to respect that I'm trying to help you 603 00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:08,873 and that this is part of the process. 604 00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:10,875 You're trying to help yourself and your fucking documentary, 605 00:25:10,877 --> 00:25:12,710 and your fucking dissertation. 606 00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:14,979 I already told you I don't wanna talk about it. 607 00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:17,915 I'm not gonna go see my parents, okay? 608 00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:19,783 I've tried to talk to them. 609 00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:22,720 You're not... You guys can go ahead. 610 00:25:22,722 --> 00:25:26,056 Go ahead. I'll be sitting here. I'm not going anywhere. 611 00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:29,193 I can definitively say to you that I'm not going anywhere. 612 00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:32,029 Nowhe... I'm telling you, 613 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,731 they're not gonna want to see me. 614 00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:37,735 They're your parents. They probably miss you. 615 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:39,036 - Son? - Hi. 616 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:40,571 - Is that you? - Mom? 617 00:25:40,573 --> 00:25:42,606 It's me. It's your son. 618 00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:52,049 You're my son? No! We don't have a son. 619 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:53,217 We don't. 620 00:25:59,858 --> 00:26:01,926 I am your son. 621 00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:03,227 I made a mistake. 622 00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:17,775 I made a mistake! 623 00:26:17,777 --> 00:26:19,076 How many mistakes did you make? 624 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,078 Come on! 625 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,646 - Please! - Okay. 626 00:26:22,648 --> 00:26:24,982 - Okay. - Come on. 627 00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:27,751 Come on, Rex, don't actually... 628 00:26:29,689 --> 00:26:31,956 You just told me to die. That's mean. 629 00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:33,958 - Go to hell! - Oh. 630 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,093 - Do you understand? - You go to hell. 631 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:39,330 I'm in America. I can stand wherever I want. 632 00:26:39,332 --> 00:26:40,831 I told you we can't go in there. 633 00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:43,634 Some people need more time to heal and to... 634 00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:45,803 It's been about a year. 11 months or so. 635 00:26:45,805 --> 00:26:47,972 According to everything I know thus far 636 00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:49,273 I think it might take a little longer. 637 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:52,109 Maybe you don't know that much. 638 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:57,114 What are you doing? That's my stuff. 639 00:26:57,116 --> 00:27:00,651 Do they normally act this violent? 640 00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:02,653 No, they're not violent. 641 00:27:02,655 --> 00:27:04,688 I mean, I grew up with guns in the house. 642 00:27:04,690 --> 00:27:05,789 Wait, what? 643 00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:07,124 Yeah, my dad. He hunts. 644 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:08,859 We used to eat venison all the time. 645 00:27:08,861 --> 00:27:10,127 Okay, that's not what I thought you meant 646 00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:11,962 when you said "guns in the house." 647 00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:17,067 Sometimes I wondered, though, what I was eating, or... Who. 648 00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:18,902 Rex, you stay here, I'll go get it. 649 00:27:18,904 --> 00:27:21,138 You are not welcome here. 650 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,707 You are not. 651 00:27:23,709 --> 00:27:25,142 Fuck you guys. 652 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:27,811 Forget you. 653 00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,179 - All right, whatever. - I'm just gonna get the box. 654 00:27:29,181 --> 00:27:30,681 I'll go find new parents. 655 00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:31,849 Hurry up. 656 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,754 I'm going! I'm going! 657 00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:38,188 Hey, guy, let's get outta here. 658 00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:41,091 I'm going! Rex, start the car! 659 00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:43,327 We're sorry! 660 00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:44,662 Jeez. 661 00:27:45,964 --> 00:27:47,898 I... 662 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:49,066 I just need a minute. 663 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:50,734 Yeah, yeah, take your time. 664 00:27:52,804 --> 00:27:54,938 I know family issues are really tough to deal with. 665 00:27:57,108 --> 00:27:59,143 You know they're gonna come around. 666 00:27:59,145 --> 00:28:00,277 Yeah. I'm sure they will. 667 00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:05,049 Let's see what I rescued, shall we? 668 00:28:11,056 --> 00:28:14,191 "My neck, my back?" 669 00:28:16,696 --> 00:28:17,861 ugh... 670 00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:19,163 It was a hit. 671 00:28:21,766 --> 00:28:24,301 I was listening to s club 7 when that came out. 672 00:28:24,303 --> 00:28:25,436 I'm glad they returned it. 673 00:28:27,472 --> 00:28:30,040 - Oh my gosh. Is that you? - Yeah. 674 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:31,775 You're so cute. 675 00:28:31,777 --> 00:28:35,212 See, I knew at a young age what that tongue was for. 676 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:39,083 It wasn't for the pleasure of foods. 677 00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:42,753 It was to pleasure women. 678 00:28:42,755 --> 00:28:44,755 Okay, I'm just gonna pretend 679 00:28:44,757 --> 00:28:48,392 you were using it on ice cream. 680 00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:51,862 - Sure. - What is this? 681 00:28:51,864 --> 00:28:53,230 What is this? 682 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:55,365 Is this an art project that you did in school? 683 00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:57,101 This is something that I used to do as a kid. 684 00:28:57,103 --> 00:28:59,002 I used to draw portals all the time. 685 00:28:59,004 --> 00:29:00,237 They're like my escapes. 686 00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:02,406 Oh, were you a big Sci-Fi nerd? 687 00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:06,877 No, I just wanted an escape. They're portals. 688 00:29:06,879 --> 00:29:09,279 You could also replace it with vaginas and assholes. 689 00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:10,814 Those are also escapes. 690 00:29:10,816 --> 00:29:13,951 It really is very deep, when you think about it. 691 00:29:13,953 --> 00:29:17,121 I think maybe we should take that to the therapist. 692 00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:20,324 He'd have something to say about it. 693 00:29:20,326 --> 00:29:23,127 I've always been drawing that stuff as a kid. 694 00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:25,429 Well, they're not exactly ink spots, 695 00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:28,232 but I'm sure they have meaning. 696 00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:31,101 What do they mean to you? 697 00:29:32,971 --> 00:29:36,306 That you really need to see a therapist, Rex. 698 00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:39,276 I mean, you've been dealing with this addiction for a long time. 699 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:44,014 I'm surprised that you made it this far. 700 00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:45,149 Yeah... barely. 701 00:29:57,862 --> 00:29:59,496 There's a mattress. Guys. I think we're close. 702 00:29:59,498 --> 00:30:02,800 Oh god, I hope that's not the one she uses. 703 00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:07,504 - Does look like slightly used. I think I see her there... -Is that her right there? 704 00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:09,406 Yeah. 705 00:30:13,244 --> 00:30:16,346 Hey, how much for the back door? 706 00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:19,183 - $7.50. - $7.50. It's black Friday. 707 00:30:19,185 --> 00:30:20,884 No, it's not. 708 00:30:20,886 --> 00:30:23,020 You can roll with the joke, Trudy, come on. 709 00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:24,321 What's with the cameras? 710 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:25,856 - Oh, the cameras? - Yeah. 711 00:30:25,858 --> 00:30:28,258 Um, good seeing you. 712 00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:29,860 Just ashed on you. I'm sorry. 713 00:30:29,862 --> 00:30:31,328 - You look good. - Thank you. 714 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:34,131 - Yeah. - This is Suzanna. 715 00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:36,200 - Hey, nice to meet you. - Hey, Trudy. 716 00:30:36,202 --> 00:30:37,868 What's this about? 717 00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:40,504 She's... yeah, they're following us. 718 00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:43,473 - She's doing a dissertation? - A dissertation, yeah. 719 00:30:43,475 --> 00:30:45,509 - Sex addiction. - You know. 720 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:47,511 - Wow, okay. - So... 721 00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:49,880 Do you have a little time? I'd love to talk to you. 722 00:30:49,882 --> 00:30:51,515 You know him better than most. 723 00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:53,183 All right. 724 00:30:55,453 --> 00:30:57,454 How'd you guys meet? 725 00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:58,856 He was dating a friend of mine. 726 00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:01,091 A co-worker of mine. 727 00:31:01,093 --> 00:31:04,394 She's actually the one who got me started me in this. 728 00:31:04,396 --> 00:31:07,364 Oh, did you intend to become... I mean, this is your... 729 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:10,968 - Oh, god, no. I wanted to be a teacher. - Really? 730 00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:12,502 - Yeah. - What happened? 731 00:31:12,504 --> 00:31:14,371 Not a sex teacher? 732 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:18,442 Not a sex teacher. No, I wanted to teach little kids. 733 00:31:18,444 --> 00:31:21,545 It just kinda fell into my lap and worked out. 734 00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:25,549 Literally. Or you fell into their lap. 735 00:31:25,551 --> 00:31:28,118 - Yeah. - Um... 736 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,520 Still haven't gotten you in my lap, though, not yet. 737 00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:32,055 Oh, you guys haven't slept together? 738 00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:33,223 - No. - No, we did not. 739 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:35,192 Oh, that was pretty definitive. 740 00:31:35,194 --> 00:31:38,328 - No. I don't do ethnics. - What? What? 741 00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:40,931 - You know that. -Fucking racist. That's racist. 742 00:31:40,933 --> 00:31:43,100 No, it's not. I'll do black people. 743 00:31:43,102 --> 00:31:46,103 I just won't do ethnics. 744 00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:47,571 We've talked about that before. 745 00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:50,240 - Tiger Woods? - Yeah. 746 00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:52,109 - You would? - He's black. 747 00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:54,144 - Sure! -But he also has other parts in him. 748 00:31:54,146 --> 00:31:56,113 - He's Asian. - But looking at him... 749 00:31:56,115 --> 00:31:57,614 Looking at him, you would say... 750 00:31:57,616 --> 00:31:59,149 I don't know what he is. 751 00:31:59,151 --> 00:32:00,651 - I would say black. - Yeah. 752 00:32:00,653 --> 00:32:03,420 - Mulatto. Is that a cookie? - Do we use that term? 753 00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:05,455 - Is that a cookie? - It's Milano. 754 00:32:05,457 --> 00:32:07,925 To answer the question... 755 00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:12,963 - Yeah. - You're right, though. 756 00:32:12,965 --> 00:32:15,265 - It probably has to do with... - Yeah, yeah. 757 00:32:17,302 --> 00:32:20,103 Okay. 758 00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:22,139 Ahh. 759 00:32:22,141 --> 00:32:23,540 - Come on, really. - Nothing weird about that. 760 00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:25,409 - You wish. - You're... 761 00:32:25,411 --> 00:32:28,378 Any of you guys need tissues or anything before we bounce? 762 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:30,447 Yeah, I feel like I have stuff on my face. Bring me a napkin. 763 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:33,150 - You have a lot of stuff on your face. - Can you get me a mint? 764 00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:34,618 - Will you get me a mint? - A mint? 765 00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:36,620 - Or a lollypop. Thank you. - Yeah. 766 00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:37,955 - Ready? - Yeah. 767 00:32:37,957 --> 00:32:39,122 Let's go. 768 00:32:39,124 --> 00:32:40,691 Why, thank you, kind sir. 769 00:32:40,693 --> 00:32:41,693 That's what I do. 770 00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:59,242 - Rex. Hey! - Oh. 771 00:32:59,244 --> 00:33:00,377 What are you doing? 772 00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:04,348 - Come on, man. - What? 773 00:33:04,350 --> 00:33:06,416 Well, what did you think? We said we were gonna come after you. 774 00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:08,385 We're obviously gonna follow you whatever you're doing. 775 00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:11,421 Is there something going on? Why are you guys running around? 776 00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:15,325 Well, we're your best friends for the next ten days. 777 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:19,363 Just stay away, please. 778 00:33:19,365 --> 00:33:21,531 - Okay. - Just, quiet. 779 00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:24,167 - Like I don't even see you there. - You won't even notice us. 780 00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:26,236 Clearly I can see this guy's fucking light 781 00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:28,505 shining down in my fucking fore... 782 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:30,273 - Can you kill the light? - Fine, fine. 783 00:33:30,275 --> 00:33:32,709 - Thank you. - Thanks, dude. Thanks for... 784 00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:35,612 - You know... oh, my god. - Who are we gonna go see? 785 00:33:35,614 --> 00:33:37,014 Um, some... 786 00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:46,590 So, what brings you out tonight? 787 00:33:46,592 --> 00:33:48,592 You. 788 00:33:48,594 --> 00:33:49,726 Yeah, I suppose. 789 00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:05,575 You can pick them up. 790 00:34:05,577 --> 00:34:08,211 - You wouldn't understand. -I'm not here to judge anything. 791 00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:10,380 You wouldn't understand. 792 00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:13,250 Just make sure you wash those. 793 00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:15,419 I have hand sanitizer in my purse. 794 00:34:15,421 --> 00:34:17,421 You guys, it's really not necessary that you guys come with me. 795 00:34:17,423 --> 00:34:19,389 It's... Suzanna. 796 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:22,459 - You signed up for this. - This is my private hour. 797 00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:23,827 - Doesn't matter. - This is after 8:00. 798 00:34:23,829 --> 00:34:25,562 - I told you. - This is after business hours. 799 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:28,732 Open that door and let's just get it over with. 800 00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:32,135 It's really not... tell her something or something, dude. 801 00:34:32,137 --> 00:34:33,303 Oh, my god. 802 00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:35,439 - Hey! - Rexie! 803 00:34:35,441 --> 00:34:37,441 Oh, you bring friend? 804 00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:41,645 - My favorite. - Hi. 805 00:34:41,647 --> 00:34:45,082 A redhead, nice. 806 00:34:45,084 --> 00:34:46,249 Wait, wait, wait. 807 00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:47,584 What is with the camera? 808 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:50,253 - Oh, sorry. - No. No, no. 809 00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:51,788 It's fine, it's fine. 810 00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:55,092 He, um... we're doing a film for my school. 811 00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:57,294 - Sex film? - No, educational. 812 00:34:57,296 --> 00:34:59,129 You're doing a porn for a school? 813 00:34:59,131 --> 00:35:03,100 - You're a teacher? - Um... school. 814 00:35:03,102 --> 00:35:05,469 She can join us, we'll go ahead. 815 00:35:05,471 --> 00:35:07,771 Okay, honey, you come. You're coming, you're coming. 816 00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:09,840 Come in, hon, come in. 817 00:35:09,842 --> 00:35:12,776 All right, camera boy. 818 00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:14,778 You convince her? She's gonna come through? 819 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:16,580 Oh no. No, no, no. 820 00:35:16,582 --> 00:35:17,582 Absolutely not. 821 00:35:18,716 --> 00:35:20,217 Thank you so much. 822 00:35:20,219 --> 00:35:23,120 Before you make a definitive decision... 823 00:35:23,122 --> 00:35:24,554 Before you make a definitive decision... 824 00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:26,189 It'll be so much fun. 825 00:35:26,191 --> 00:35:28,792 Let me just tell you, these girls will do to you 826 00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:31,128 what you've never thought was possible. 827 00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:33,864 No, I'm really fine... No. 828 00:35:33,866 --> 00:35:37,234 - You lie, you'll enjoy -I'm sorry, the fluids that will run out of you are... 829 00:35:37,236 --> 00:35:38,735 It's like the water of the buffalo. 830 00:35:38,737 --> 00:35:41,471 It would be like a... The only fluid would be tears, 831 00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:43,340 so, I'm... I'm okay. 832 00:35:43,342 --> 00:35:44,708 - Oh, come on. - No, you guys go have fun. 833 00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:46,643 Don't be shy. 834 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:51,348 Girls! Stop it! Suit yourself. 835 00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:54,417 Yeah, you heard the man. 836 00:35:54,419 --> 00:35:56,353 - Don't be shy, honey. - I pay you girls by the hour. 837 00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:57,821 Let's go. Suit yourself. You're missing out. 838 00:35:57,823 --> 00:35:59,389 Have fun you guys. Have fun. 839 00:35:59,391 --> 00:36:00,824 - Touch my breast. - No, that's fine. 840 00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:02,826 Touch her breast. Touch her breast. Just once. 841 00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:04,194 They're really not real. 842 00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:06,663 They're so nice. 843 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:07,931 They look great. 844 00:36:07,933 --> 00:36:11,368 - Oh, cool. Bye - have fun, you guys. 845 00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:12,502 Okay. 846 00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:18,675 - Holy cow. - What country are they from? 847 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:20,210 Come on, you know you wanna go in there. 848 00:36:20,212 --> 00:36:22,679 I think I need a t.B. Test. 849 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,581 Don't be so prude. You don't even wanna go in there? 850 00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:26,316 I'm not being prude, 851 00:36:26,318 --> 00:36:30,220 I just got manhandled by three ladies of the night. 852 00:36:30,222 --> 00:36:32,689 Again, we can always use three more holes. 853 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:34,691 - No, I'm fine, Rex. -Are you sure you don't wanna come back? 854 00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:37,561 I'm fine. No. Have a good time. 855 00:36:37,563 --> 00:36:40,864 - Come on, sexy Rexie. - Hear that? Sexy Rexie. 856 00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:45,268 - Sexy Rexie. -I feel like Whitney Houston in "the bodyguard." 857 00:36:45,270 --> 00:36:46,270 Okay. 858 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,575 Suzanna, how do you know you're straight? 859 00:36:51,577 --> 00:36:53,677 I touched myself to Andy dick once. 860 00:36:55,546 --> 00:36:56,680 Or was that Jane lynch? 861 00:36:59,517 --> 00:37:02,786 I don't know. How do you know you're straight? 862 00:37:02,788 --> 00:37:04,721 I don't know. 863 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:08,858 - I just do. - Yeah. 864 00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:10,327 I just do. 865 00:37:12,397 --> 00:37:13,563 What the hell was that? 866 00:37:16,301 --> 00:37:18,668 I don't know. 867 00:37:18,670 --> 00:37:20,403 I'm in Terri Schiavo mode. 868 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:22,539 I'm gonna be sleeping for the next 30 years 869 00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:24,374 at the very least, let me just say that much. 870 00:37:24,376 --> 00:37:26,910 Oh, my god. Are you serious? 871 00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:30,614 - Honey, you googled everywhere. - Ew, you've gotta be kidding me. 872 00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:33,250 - There has to be more. - That is not normal. 873 00:37:33,252 --> 00:37:35,719 Ew. 874 00:37:35,721 --> 00:37:37,520 Oh, come on. 875 00:37:37,522 --> 00:37:39,289 I can't keep going like this. 876 00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:40,557 One more time. 877 00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:41,691 It's okay. 878 00:37:41,693 --> 00:37:42,993 One more time. 879 00:37:42,995 --> 00:37:45,262 - Why you not wear goggle? - Oh, my god. 880 00:37:45,264 --> 00:37:46,997 I hate goggles because they're ugly. 881 00:37:46,999 --> 00:37:48,365 What your problem? 882 00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:50,367 It's in the eye. 883 00:37:50,369 --> 00:37:52,002 You googled in her eye. 884 00:37:52,004 --> 00:37:53,870 - Oh, no good. - Listen, listen, listen. 885 00:37:53,872 --> 00:37:56,773 I am like a young black child receiving his first hand gun 886 00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:58,475 with the serial number scratched out. 887 00:37:58,477 --> 00:38:00,944 I don't know where it's gonna be shooting. 888 00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:03,313 - You gotta wear the goggles. -I don't wanna fucking wear the goggles! 889 00:38:03,315 --> 00:38:06,583 It's my eye. Fuck you. Fuck all of you. 890 00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:08,451 Fuck you for coming in my eye. 891 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:10,920 I need my briefcase. I need my briefcase. 892 00:38:10,922 --> 00:38:13,423 It's very disrespectful! 893 00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:14,591 I need my briefcase! 894 00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:16,293 You're disrespecting my face. 895 00:38:16,295 --> 00:38:17,727 - I didn't mean to. - Get out, go, 896 00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:20,063 - I need my briefcase. - You get out of here. 897 00:38:20,065 --> 00:38:22,332 Get out! I hate black cock anyway. 898 00:38:26,003 --> 00:38:28,805 - What... - Can you get that? 899 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:31,741 - No, you can pick it up. - We're leaving the briefcase. 900 00:38:31,743 --> 00:38:33,810 - We're leaving all of it. - Let's just get out. 901 00:38:36,681 --> 00:38:38,014 Keep walking. 902 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,483 Come on, guy. 903 00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:42,352 So then you gotta use condoms. 904 00:38:42,354 --> 00:38:44,754 It's just not worth it. 905 00:38:44,756 --> 00:38:47,991 - You shouldn't want... -well, I don't, but if you do... 906 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:49,659 I don't want aids face, I don't want meth mouth, 907 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:51,461 I don't want syphilis. 908 00:38:51,463 --> 00:38:53,096 - Not at all. - Or herpes. 909 00:38:53,098 --> 00:38:55,432 No, "herps" would be a bad get. 910 00:38:55,434 --> 00:38:56,866 Especially when you get it on your mouth. 911 00:38:56,868 --> 00:38:59,336 Don't... yeah. I mean, anywhere. 912 00:38:59,338 --> 00:39:02,605 I'll take anything outside of the herps and the "HIVV". 913 00:39:10,648 --> 00:39:11,915 Doctor. 914 00:39:11,917 --> 00:39:13,750 Rex, a pleasure to meet you. 915 00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:15,618 My name is Dr. Michael Pariser. 916 00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:20,957 I am a doctorate in psychology and a licensed psychologist. 917 00:39:20,959 --> 00:39:23,560 - Hi. - Hi. 918 00:39:23,562 --> 00:39:27,764 - How are you, doctor? -Well, I'm okay, but here's a better question. 919 00:39:27,766 --> 00:39:30,033 How are you and what brings you here? 920 00:39:30,035 --> 00:39:35,739 Um, I have a bit of an addiction to all things sex. 921 00:39:35,741 --> 00:39:39,008 Can you tell me where you think this all came from? 922 00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:43,713 Yeah, I'm pretty sure, you know, it stems from me being molested 923 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:45,482 when I was about eight years old. 924 00:39:45,484 --> 00:39:47,884 Hmm, how do you feel about that? 925 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,719 I mean, I felt awful. 926 00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:52,155 When my parents came in, they interrupted. 927 00:39:52,157 --> 00:39:54,691 They didn't even ask me if I wanted to continue. 928 00:39:54,693 --> 00:39:56,960 I mean, they could've just... When they came in, 929 00:39:56,962 --> 00:39:59,729 they could've been like, "son, do you wanna continue?" 930 00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:01,931 Like, I have a choice too in this matter, right? 931 00:40:03,634 --> 00:40:05,101 - Hmm. - Right? 932 00:40:05,103 --> 00:40:06,770 Don't you think so? 933 00:40:09,073 --> 00:40:10,640 No? 934 00:40:10,642 --> 00:40:11,775 Hmm. 935 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:16,880 So, it sounds like sex 936 00:40:16,882 --> 00:40:22,185 occupies a large portion of your at least available time? 937 00:40:24,455 --> 00:40:27,657 And if you gave it up, what else would you do? 938 00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:33,563 Um, I mean, I enjoy drawing, I enjoy reading. 939 00:40:33,565 --> 00:40:34,798 Uh-huh. 940 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:38,668 Um, badminton... Definitely underrated. 941 00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,136 I don't know if you've ever played. 942 00:40:40,138 --> 00:40:41,504 I have. 943 00:40:41,506 --> 00:40:45,041 It's a sweet deal. 944 00:40:45,043 --> 00:40:47,911 I feel like it's just so hard for me to... 945 00:40:47,913 --> 00:40:50,680 To think of anything outside of sex. 946 00:40:50,682 --> 00:40:54,617 You sound really torn about this. 947 00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:57,120 Yeah, I mean, it's tough when people, 948 00:40:57,122 --> 00:41:00,023 you know, at work, wanna go out for drinks 949 00:41:00,025 --> 00:41:02,192 and you can't go out for drinks 950 00:41:02,194 --> 00:41:03,827 because you have to get home 951 00:41:03,829 --> 00:41:08,765 to get the demons out of your penis, you know. 952 00:41:08,767 --> 00:41:11,568 - You have demons in your penis. - Yeah. 953 00:41:11,570 --> 00:41:12,802 Ectoplasm. 954 00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:16,239 - Mmm. - It serves as, so... 955 00:41:16,241 --> 00:41:19,709 In order for you to... 956 00:41:19,711 --> 00:41:22,745 Wrestle your way through this issue 957 00:41:22,747 --> 00:41:24,781 you're gonna have to face the demons, 958 00:41:24,783 --> 00:41:27,584 but not the demons in your penis. 959 00:41:27,586 --> 00:41:29,986 The demons in your mind. 960 00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:32,822 Well, if I wrestle, I'll just get more excited, that's the problem. 961 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:37,227 Well, it's gonna be a big price you're gonna have to pay. 962 00:41:37,229 --> 00:41:39,596 It's a whole different way of living. 963 00:41:41,198 --> 00:41:43,933 The question is, are you willing to pay that price? 964 00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:45,168 What do I have to give up? 965 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:46,603 Well, you may not want to. 966 00:41:46,605 --> 00:41:48,505 Why give it up? 967 00:41:48,507 --> 00:41:51,207 If you're happy doing it, keep doing it. 968 00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:54,711 I'm happy, but I also acknowledge the fact 969 00:41:54,713 --> 00:41:56,145 that is ruining my relationships, 970 00:41:56,147 --> 00:41:58,781 - my productivity at work. - Yeah, uh-huh. 971 00:41:58,783 --> 00:42:01,117 - My career... - Yeah. 972 00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:03,720 Um, the desensitizations. 973 00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:10,860 Rex, you have a decision to make. 974 00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:13,930 There is no path that you can take in life 975 00:42:13,932 --> 00:42:15,899 that doesn't have loss. 976 00:42:15,901 --> 00:42:21,037 You can have all the sex you want, and no relationships, 977 00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:22,839 no relationship with your family, 978 00:42:22,841 --> 00:42:26,276 no constructive long-term relationship 979 00:42:26,278 --> 00:42:29,679 and a deteriorating work life. 980 00:42:29,681 --> 00:42:32,715 Or, you can have all those other things 981 00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:36,219 but you're gonna have to give up compulsive masturbation 982 00:42:36,221 --> 00:42:41,291 compulsive promiscuity and salivating sex. 983 00:42:41,293 --> 00:42:43,226 I don't know if I can do that, doctor. 984 00:42:43,228 --> 00:42:46,596 You are at a choice point. 985 00:42:49,099 --> 00:42:51,568 So I'd like to make a recommendation, 986 00:42:51,570 --> 00:42:55,972 I think that with a case of this extremity 987 00:42:55,974 --> 00:43:00,910 that you're probably gonna wanna go into a program, 988 00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:04,280 something like sex and love addicts anonymous or, uh... 989 00:43:04,282 --> 00:43:06,916 You can help me, right? 990 00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:09,018 - You know, this is... - You can't help me? 991 00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:11,721 Nah, this is a particular specialization 992 00:43:11,723 --> 00:43:14,257 and I really think you need to be with somebody 993 00:43:14,259 --> 00:43:19,929 who is really well trained in this area. 994 00:43:28,806 --> 00:43:30,173 Wanna talk about it? 995 00:43:30,175 --> 00:43:32,775 No, there's nothing to talk about. 996 00:43:32,777 --> 00:43:35,778 There's a lot to talk about. I mean, that was intense for you. 997 00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:38,848 - You haven't said anything since we got back. - There's nothing to talk about. 998 00:43:38,850 --> 00:43:40,817 Why do you wanna always talk about everything? 999 00:43:40,819 --> 00:43:42,819 Because, Rex, that's how people get through things. 1000 00:43:42,821 --> 00:43:45,121 That's how you get through things. 1001 00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:47,991 - That's not how I get through things. - Can we talk, please? 1002 00:43:47,993 --> 00:43:49,826 - There's nothing to talk about. - Yes, there is. 1003 00:43:49,828 --> 00:43:52,295 There's plenty to talk about. Put your phone away. 1004 00:43:52,297 --> 00:43:55,999 - No, that will not happen. - Rex, give me your damn phone. 1005 00:43:56,001 --> 00:43:58,001 - Give me your phone. - You need to back off of me. 1006 00:43:58,003 --> 00:43:59,836 You need to talk to me and be an adult. 1007 00:43:59,838 --> 00:44:01,671 I have to go get some relief now. 1008 00:44:01,673 --> 00:44:03,840 You're not going anywhere, Rex. 1009 00:44:03,842 --> 00:44:06,009 Rex, do not leave this apartment. 1010 00:44:06,011 --> 00:44:08,177 You cannot make me. I'm an adult, 1011 00:44:08,179 --> 00:44:11,314 and I will go do what I need to do, which is get me some relief. 1012 00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:13,149 You think I'm just gonna stand here and let you leave? 1013 00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:14,350 I have someone to meet on tinder. 1014 00:44:14,352 --> 00:44:17,153 I don't care who you're meeting. 1015 00:44:17,155 --> 00:44:18,688 Come on, we're following him. 1016 00:44:18,690 --> 00:44:20,056 Well, don't you think... 1017 00:44:20,058 --> 00:44:21,824 No, we're not gonna give him a minute. 1018 00:44:21,826 --> 00:44:24,093 You can hear him? 1019 00:44:24,095 --> 00:44:27,263 Yes, I can hear everything he's saying. 1020 00:44:27,265 --> 00:44:29,766 Oh, god, he's so vile. He's back here. 1021 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:34,270 I... well, because... 1022 00:44:34,272 --> 00:44:35,938 His lav's still connected. 1023 00:44:35,940 --> 00:44:38,041 Rex left his apartment in a huff a few hours ago 1024 00:44:38,043 --> 00:44:39,208 and we've been tracking him 1025 00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:41,077 because he left his microphone on. 1026 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,348 - Oh, no. - Where is he? 1027 00:44:45,350 --> 00:44:48,418 Please tell me he's not falling into his old habits. 1028 00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:50,053 Yo, come in. 1029 00:44:53,891 --> 00:44:59,028 Hey. Um, is Ashley here? 1030 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:02,832 - I'm Ashley, what's up? - Ash is a woman. 1031 00:45:02,834 --> 00:45:05,968 - That's all my photographs. - You're not Ashley. 1032 00:45:05,970 --> 00:45:08,404 - Is that a dude? - I had a different wig on. 1033 00:45:08,406 --> 00:45:14,343 Okay, on the tinder profile, dude, it was a woman, okay? 1034 00:45:14,345 --> 00:45:16,779 A sexy light-skinned black woman. 1035 00:45:16,781 --> 00:45:19,015 - Yeah, I'm light. - But she was a woman. 1036 00:45:19,017 --> 00:45:21,084 It appears as though Rex has found himself 1037 00:45:21,086 --> 00:45:24,287 - that's not you... -In a room with a transvestite. 1038 00:45:24,289 --> 00:45:27,356 You said, "people say I look similar to Beyonc�." 1039 00:45:27,358 --> 00:45:30,026 Yeah, in the shoulders. 1040 00:45:30,028 --> 00:45:33,029 You don't look anything like... You don't look like... 1041 00:45:33,031 --> 00:45:36,399 You don't even look like a shit that Beyonc� took. 1042 00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:39,102 You're not as cute as you said you were in your picture. 1043 00:45:39,104 --> 00:45:41,170 Yeah, but it's fine but I have my genitals 1044 00:45:41,172 --> 00:45:43,306 that I claimed that I do and you clearly do not. 1045 00:45:43,308 --> 00:45:44,841 Did you get surgery, do you have your vagina? 1046 00:45:44,843 --> 00:45:46,843 Do you have a penis, what do you have? 1047 00:45:46,845 --> 00:45:49,912 I just have a penis. I am... I did put a pussy on layaway. 1048 00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:53,916 I didn't come down here intending to be with a man. 1049 00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:55,318 You're a man, dude. 1050 00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:56,953 First time for everything, man. 1051 00:45:56,955 --> 00:45:58,355 Oh god. I keep getting crotch shots. 1052 00:46:01,525 --> 00:46:04,393 - You know... - -All right, just give me a fucking moment. 1053 00:46:06,797 --> 00:46:09,432 Hey, I got some ecstasy in there. It's in the cabinet. 1054 00:46:09,434 --> 00:46:11,834 Close your mouth. Shut your mouth. 1055 00:46:11,836 --> 00:46:13,069 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 1056 00:46:17,407 --> 00:46:20,176 He's fucking... 1057 00:46:20,178 --> 00:46:22,845 Oh no, he's going through his list. 1058 00:46:24,815 --> 00:46:25,982 Fuck. 1059 00:46:25,984 --> 00:46:28,384 Fuck. 1060 00:46:28,386 --> 00:46:30,319 Sandrine, pick up the phone. 1061 00:46:30,321 --> 00:46:32,321 I need to see you right now. 1062 00:46:32,323 --> 00:46:34,290 I don't care if you're seeing him. 1063 00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:37,026 No, you know, I can't pay as much as him. 1064 00:46:37,028 --> 00:46:38,928 Fuck, fuck! 1065 00:46:38,930 --> 00:46:41,030 It's fucking over. 1066 00:46:41,032 --> 00:46:42,532 Oh, man. 1067 00:46:42,534 --> 00:46:44,500 Oh, god, I don't wanna have sex with a tranny. 1068 00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:49,172 No way he's gonna do it. 1069 00:46:52,242 --> 00:46:53,342 It's... 1070 00:46:54,945 --> 00:46:56,579 Unfortunately it's like any addiction. 1071 00:46:56,581 --> 00:46:58,481 When you hit bottom, you hit bottom. 1072 00:46:58,483 --> 00:47:01,350 Wassup? Mr. Rex, welcome back. 1073 00:47:01,352 --> 00:47:06,255 - Get your mind right? - Um... I'm... I'm trying. 1074 00:47:06,257 --> 00:47:08,491 Let's just get this over with. 1075 00:47:08,493 --> 00:47:11,027 - Just hurry the fuck up. - Come relax here, man. 1076 00:47:11,029 --> 00:47:12,495 To be fair, he shaved his legs. 1077 00:47:12,497 --> 00:47:14,530 They've got a nice shape. 1078 00:47:14,532 --> 00:47:17,033 - Give me, like, six or seven drinks. - I got you. 1079 00:47:17,035 --> 00:47:18,568 Don't... it's okay. 1080 00:47:18,570 --> 00:47:20,203 I'm gonna have to touch you. Take the shirt off. 1081 00:47:20,205 --> 00:47:22,839 Okay, we're gonna have to... 1082 00:47:22,841 --> 00:47:25,041 Just don't touch me, please, right now. 1083 00:47:27,545 --> 00:47:30,513 Yeah, whatever. Put some pills in there too. 1084 00:47:30,515 --> 00:47:31,948 I wanna go out like Heath ledger. 1085 00:47:31,950 --> 00:47:33,916 Get in here. Turn that light off. 1086 00:47:33,918 --> 00:47:35,318 Yeah, throw it in there. 1087 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,886 Oh, shit. My fucking mic is on. 1088 00:47:36,888 --> 00:47:38,521 What do you think a documentary is? 1089 00:47:38,523 --> 00:47:40,356 We have to get everything. 1090 00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:42,892 I got some codeine. 1091 00:47:42,894 --> 00:47:45,895 Throw that in. That's fine. 1092 00:47:45,897 --> 00:47:48,397 I called my boy, I can get some Zoloft. 1093 00:47:48,399 --> 00:47:52,368 Yeah, just... Just throw it in there... 1094 00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:53,636 Yeah, try that. Try that. 1095 00:47:53,638 --> 00:47:58,407 Yeah, yeah, going down. Hah, get it? 1096 00:47:58,409 --> 00:48:00,243 - Yeah. - All right. Close your eyes 1097 00:48:00,245 --> 00:48:01,911 it... no, oh, my god. 1098 00:48:01,913 --> 00:48:03,913 Oh god, no. 1099 00:48:03,915 --> 00:48:05,581 - Oh, god, I can't. - God, you are so... 1100 00:48:05,583 --> 00:48:08,384 Hey, we can't leave. When Rex walks out of there, 1101 00:48:08,386 --> 00:48:10,253 he's gonna be going through a lot of guilt 1102 00:48:10,255 --> 00:48:12,555 and we need to make sure that we're here for him. 1103 00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:14,624 Oh, my god. 1104 00:48:14,626 --> 00:48:16,125 Rex, Rex. 1105 00:48:16,127 --> 00:48:18,227 Cigarette out on his nuts. 1106 00:48:31,441 --> 00:48:32,575 Hey, Suzanna. 1107 00:48:35,379 --> 00:48:36,579 Uh, Suzanna. 1108 00:48:36,581 --> 00:48:38,347 Come on, time to wake up. 1109 00:48:38,349 --> 00:48:39,916 I think he's been asleep for a while. 1110 00:48:39,918 --> 00:48:41,651 Rise and shine. 1111 00:48:41,653 --> 00:48:43,185 Rise and shine, come on. 1112 00:48:43,187 --> 00:48:45,521 Wake up. Wake up. 1113 00:48:45,523 --> 00:48:49,091 Those sedatives must have been extra strong. 1114 00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:50,493 Come on. 1115 00:48:52,095 --> 00:48:53,696 Oh, thank god, it was just a bad dream. 1116 00:48:53,698 --> 00:48:55,097 - Yeah. - Are you sure about that? 1117 00:48:57,634 --> 00:49:01,237 Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but... 1118 00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,940 Look under your sheets. 1119 00:49:06,510 --> 00:49:08,678 Why does my dick look like don Cheadle? 1120 00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:12,949 Calm down, Rex. Rex, so sorry. I need you to calm down. 1121 00:49:12,951 --> 00:49:15,484 It's easy for you to say, have you seen his nostrils? 1122 00:49:15,486 --> 00:49:17,019 We brought you some flowers. 1123 00:49:17,021 --> 00:49:19,388 And a card from the rest of the team. 1124 00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:22,591 With the... Just the flowers and stuff. 1125 00:49:22,593 --> 00:49:25,194 Oh, what's Diego doing here? He's I.T. 1126 00:49:25,196 --> 00:49:27,964 You're the one who made the discovery. 1127 00:49:27,966 --> 00:49:30,132 What... what discovery you guys are talking about? 1128 00:49:30,134 --> 00:49:33,636 Well, Rex, while you have been gone, the servers went down, 1129 00:49:33,638 --> 00:49:36,372 and me being the I.T. Guy and all, 1130 00:49:36,374 --> 00:49:38,307 I made a little investigation 1131 00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:42,178 and I traced the cause back to your computer. 1132 00:49:42,180 --> 00:49:44,513 Oh, okay, so... 1133 00:49:44,515 --> 00:49:46,215 Look, what he's trying to say is 1134 00:49:46,217 --> 00:49:49,185 we found the hardcore pornography on your hard drive. 1135 00:49:49,187 --> 00:49:51,354 That's some really disturbing shit, man. 1136 00:49:51,356 --> 00:49:54,490 Stuff we didn't even know existed. 1137 00:49:54,492 --> 00:49:56,659 Speak for yourself. 1138 00:49:56,661 --> 00:49:58,361 I can hear everything you're saying. 1139 00:49:58,363 --> 00:50:00,096 Rex, you're fired. Just give him the papers. 1140 00:50:00,098 --> 00:50:02,365 I'm fired? How am I supposed to pay my bills? 1141 00:50:02,367 --> 00:50:04,200 - He's in the hospital bed. - My rent? 1142 00:50:04,202 --> 00:50:06,202 Maybe you should've thought of that before 1143 00:50:06,204 --> 00:50:08,037 you downloaded "gangbang bitches 8" on your computer. 1144 00:50:08,039 --> 00:50:09,372 How about don't be so sensitive, Dennis? 1145 00:50:09,374 --> 00:50:10,673 Just 'cause your wife got gangbanged 1146 00:50:10,675 --> 00:50:12,541 by a bunch of fucking Slovenians 1147 00:50:12,543 --> 00:50:14,643 doesn't mean we all have to walk on eggshells for you. 1148 00:50:14,645 --> 00:50:17,046 - Why do you know that? - They were Czechoslovakian. 1149 00:50:17,048 --> 00:50:19,248 - They were Czech. - And you know what? 1150 00:50:19,250 --> 00:50:21,450 I'm not gonna discuss that here with you, now. 1151 00:50:21,452 --> 00:50:23,452 Look, you're fired. Just sign the goddamn papers. 1152 00:50:23,454 --> 00:50:25,087 I'm not signing shit. 1153 00:50:25,089 --> 00:50:27,723 That's just the folder. Take that. 1154 00:50:27,725 --> 00:50:29,058 Okay, I want my severance package 1155 00:50:29,060 --> 00:50:30,593 before I sign shit, Dennis. 1156 00:50:30,595 --> 00:50:32,228 Brat, you're not getting a severance package. 1157 00:50:32,230 --> 00:50:33,696 - Fuck you, Dennis. - Yeah, fuck you. 1158 00:50:33,698 --> 00:50:35,698 - Fuck your wife, too. - Yeah, everybody else did. 1159 00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:38,267 Leave my fucking balloons. And fuck you, Victoria. 1160 00:50:38,269 --> 00:50:40,703 You're nothing but a paid snitch sitting in human resources. 1161 00:50:40,705 --> 00:50:42,405 That is true. I love my job. 1162 00:50:42,407 --> 00:50:43,706 Eazy-e would've been displeased of you. 1163 00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:45,141 - Yeah. - Can you take this? 1164 00:50:45,143 --> 00:50:46,342 Out of my face, all of you. 1165 00:50:46,344 --> 00:50:49,245 Great job and choice of porn. 1166 00:50:49,247 --> 00:50:52,214 Why are you petting me? Why is everyone touching me? 1167 00:50:54,251 --> 00:50:56,252 Sorry. Sorry. 1168 00:50:56,254 --> 00:50:58,721 Rex, I didn't mean it. I watch porn, too. 1169 00:50:58,723 --> 00:51:01,090 And I fucked his wife, too. She's a whore. 1170 00:51:01,092 --> 00:51:03,259 - I love you, man. - I like you, Diego. 1171 00:51:03,261 --> 00:51:05,628 I like your mustache. You're good with me. 1172 00:51:05,630 --> 00:51:07,096 - Thanks, man. -Let's reach out on Facebook, okay? 1173 00:51:07,098 --> 00:51:08,664 Yeah, I'll poke you on there. 1174 00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:11,801 How... how does your penis feel right now? 1175 00:51:13,804 --> 00:51:15,771 I mean, I guess I don't feel anything, doctor. 1176 00:51:15,773 --> 00:51:18,240 - It's good. -Mmm, you'd better get used to it. 1177 00:51:18,242 --> 00:51:20,509 - Wait, what? -What's that supposed to mean? 1178 00:51:20,511 --> 00:51:24,180 Well, evidence suggests that it isn't temporary, 1179 00:51:24,182 --> 00:51:26,649 it's permanent. 1180 00:51:26,651 --> 00:51:28,851 What? You mean I can never feel my penis again? 1181 00:51:28,853 --> 00:51:32,088 I'm afraid not. The burns, they were just too significant. 1182 00:51:32,090 --> 00:51:35,224 I mean, the whole outer layer was gone. 1183 00:51:35,226 --> 00:51:38,194 - It was gone before this. - Oh. 1184 00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:44,600 Well, you can have sex, but not in the same way. 1185 00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:46,335 What kind of sex can I have, doctor? 1186 00:51:46,337 --> 00:51:47,803 Please tell me I can have sex. 1187 00:51:47,805 --> 00:51:50,206 Tell me I can have sex. I wanna have sex again, doctor. 1188 00:51:50,208 --> 00:51:51,674 You can have sex again. 1189 00:51:51,676 --> 00:51:53,509 - I can? - Sure. 1190 00:51:53,511 --> 00:51:57,880 You can have all the oral sex, you can perform all the oral sex 1191 00:51:57,882 --> 00:52:02,685 you want with any woman that you want or men. 1192 00:52:02,687 --> 00:52:06,155 - Listen, I have to run now. - Husbands do it all the time. 1193 00:52:06,157 --> 00:52:09,225 Don't make that face. 1194 00:52:09,227 --> 00:52:10,426 Ew, what is that? 1195 00:52:10,428 --> 00:52:12,328 This could be a good thing. 1196 00:52:12,330 --> 00:52:14,730 You know, like... 1197 00:52:14,732 --> 00:52:16,565 You're, like, gonna be the giver, you know. 1198 00:52:16,567 --> 00:52:19,135 I don't wanna be the giver, I wanna be the getter. 1199 00:52:19,137 --> 00:52:22,204 You can't always get, Rex. 1200 00:52:22,206 --> 00:52:25,141 Listen, I can, like, try to verbalize it 1201 00:52:25,143 --> 00:52:29,512 and tell you what would be appropriate and it's really... 1202 00:52:29,514 --> 00:52:32,548 Well, it's complicated, there's a lot of moving parts 1203 00:52:34,318 --> 00:52:36,418 Listen, it's... 1204 00:52:36,420 --> 00:52:38,287 Okay, what... 1205 00:52:39,856 --> 00:52:42,491 No! 1206 00:52:44,294 --> 00:52:45,794 What... Doc... 1207 00:52:45,796 --> 00:52:48,831 Doctor, this thing... Unplugged and... 1208 00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:50,166 I think it's important. 1209 00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:08,517 Okay. 1210 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:11,220 I'm doing okay? Let me grab your keys. 1211 00:53:11,222 --> 00:53:12,354 What's this? 1212 00:53:14,224 --> 00:53:15,424 What is that? 1213 00:53:15,426 --> 00:53:16,692 It's an eviction notice. 1214 00:53:16,694 --> 00:53:19,395 For what? Did you not pay your rent? 1215 00:53:19,397 --> 00:53:20,696 I was in the hospital the whole time. 1216 00:53:20,698 --> 00:53:22,398 I couldn't pay my rent. 1217 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:27,236 30 days of notice to vacate the rental unit? 1218 00:53:27,238 --> 00:53:29,872 What the hell? I'm gonna be homeless. 1219 00:53:29,874 --> 00:53:33,242 I'm gonna be homeless. This is the American dream everyone's talking about? 1220 00:53:33,244 --> 00:53:36,412 - Hey, hey, hey. - I fell, okay, on hard times. 1221 00:53:36,414 --> 00:53:38,480 I just need a little bit of time to get back on my feet. 1222 00:53:38,482 --> 00:53:39,748 They're kicking me out. 1223 00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:41,650 Come on, we're gonna figure this out. 1224 00:53:41,652 --> 00:53:43,385 This is bullshit. 1225 00:53:43,387 --> 00:53:44,420 Come on. 1226 00:53:45,855 --> 00:53:46,956 Stupid notice. 1227 00:54:01,871 --> 00:54:03,005 Okay. 1228 00:54:04,374 --> 00:54:05,641 All right. 1229 00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:06,809 You got it? 1230 00:54:06,811 --> 00:54:08,844 Come on. 1231 00:54:08,846 --> 00:54:11,513 - There you go. -I have to learn to be independent 1232 00:54:11,515 --> 00:54:13,549 and work my arm muscles. 1233 00:54:13,551 --> 00:54:14,683 All right. 1234 00:54:16,553 --> 00:54:19,388 - What's this? - What's what? 1235 00:54:19,390 --> 00:54:21,290 You're into tentacle sex, too? 1236 00:54:21,292 --> 00:54:24,326 That's not a thing. It is a thing. 1237 00:54:24,328 --> 00:54:25,794 You spent time in the orient, didn't you? 1238 00:54:25,796 --> 00:54:28,030 It was in Asia, and I did. 1239 00:54:28,032 --> 00:54:29,398 See, that's how you learned about it. 1240 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,700 See? You got the hat too. 1241 00:54:31,702 --> 00:54:34,336 Wait, I need to wear the hat. 1242 00:54:34,338 --> 00:54:36,305 - If I give you the hat... - Give me the hat! 1243 00:54:36,307 --> 00:54:39,308 - I need the hat. Hat, me! - Don't speak to me like that. 1244 00:54:39,310 --> 00:54:41,644 Me, hat! 1245 00:54:41,646 --> 00:54:42,778 - Okay. - Thank you. 1246 00:54:44,781 --> 00:54:46,315 Please be careful with that. 1247 00:54:46,317 --> 00:54:48,384 You got a little lord Raiden up in here, huh? 1248 00:54:48,386 --> 00:54:50,026 - I don't know who that is. - Thunder god. 1249 00:54:51,721 --> 00:54:53,989 Sure. Um, I'm gonna use the bathroom. 1250 00:54:53,991 --> 00:54:56,825 - You okay? You want me to take these? -Yes. 1251 00:54:56,827 --> 00:54:59,028 Thank you. You hear me? 1252 00:54:59,030 --> 00:55:01,463 Thank you. 1253 00:55:01,465 --> 00:55:02,825 Can you keep an eye on him, please? 1254 00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:06,835 - Okay. Unpack. - Yeah. 1255 00:55:06,837 --> 00:55:08,804 - I'm gonna go 'cause I wanna go. - Yeah. 1256 00:55:10,740 --> 00:55:13,742 We don't take too kindly to your kind around here. 1257 00:55:13,744 --> 00:55:15,010 Get. 1258 00:55:53,550 --> 00:55:55,751 Remind me I need to buy toilet paper later. 1259 00:55:55,753 --> 00:55:58,020 What are you doing? Why are you throwing stuff? 1260 00:55:58,022 --> 00:56:01,123 Suzanna, how's it been since Rex moved in? 1261 00:56:01,125 --> 00:56:03,992 It's been good, surprisingly. 1262 00:56:03,994 --> 00:56:06,762 Um, he's had a much more positive outlook. 1263 00:56:09,733 --> 00:56:12,701 He's been really settling in nicely, 1264 00:56:12,703 --> 00:56:15,404 I think he's really trying to open up his mind 1265 00:56:15,406 --> 00:56:17,573 and really accept and allow 1266 00:56:17,575 --> 00:56:20,042 as opposed to just seeing things his way. 1267 00:56:20,044 --> 00:56:21,410 - Just gonna... - What are you doing? 1268 00:56:21,412 --> 00:56:22,878 You don't need these reminders. 1269 00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,747 They're adding character to the apartment. 1270 00:56:24,749 --> 00:56:26,582 - You're torturing yourself. - They smell nice. 1271 00:56:26,584 --> 00:56:29,017 - No. - What the hell? 1272 00:56:29,019 --> 00:56:32,087 Just his outlook on life, positivity, 1273 00:56:32,089 --> 00:56:34,757 really focusing on, you know, 1274 00:56:34,759 --> 00:56:36,759 the inside, not as much as the exterior. 1275 00:56:36,761 --> 00:56:37,926 For so long he was... 1276 00:56:37,928 --> 00:56:41,764 Just so focused on his libido. 1277 00:56:41,766 --> 00:56:45,401 - What are you doing? - Homework. 1278 00:56:46,603 --> 00:56:48,070 What kind? 1279 00:56:48,072 --> 00:56:49,872 The kind that's due tomorrow. 1280 00:56:55,578 --> 00:56:58,080 - What are you doing? - Right there. 1281 00:56:58,082 --> 00:57:01,784 - Put that down. - Open. "Ah." Say "ah!" 1282 00:57:01,786 --> 00:57:03,452 Rex, I'm trying... I'm not saying "ah." 1283 00:57:03,454 --> 00:57:05,087 I'm not at the dentist. Put that down. 1284 00:57:05,089 --> 00:57:07,923 - "Ah." - Stop it. Stop it. 1285 00:57:07,925 --> 00:57:09,792 Okay, that's enough of that. 1286 00:57:09,794 --> 00:57:12,795 - "Ah." Where are you going? - Gosh, stop. 1287 00:57:12,797 --> 00:57:14,062 Away. 1288 00:57:16,466 --> 00:57:18,066 Why? 1289 00:57:18,068 --> 00:57:21,937 You know, I'm really excited about what we're doing. 1290 00:57:21,939 --> 00:57:24,807 I think that people are really gonna see 1291 00:57:24,809 --> 00:57:28,744 another side to sex addiction that they don't see. 1292 00:57:28,746 --> 00:57:31,480 We're covering ground that has not been covered before. 1293 00:57:31,482 --> 00:57:34,650 We're Louis and Clarking sex addiction 1294 00:57:34,652 --> 00:57:36,652 I'm really, really excited. 1295 00:57:36,654 --> 00:57:40,489 Dude, I will shove my fist through your asshole. 1296 00:57:40,491 --> 00:57:42,658 It'll come out of your mouth, 1297 00:57:42,660 --> 00:57:47,563 then I'll stick my arm over a hot flame and slow-roast you 1298 00:57:47,565 --> 00:57:50,699 before feeding you to your own fucking children. 1299 00:57:50,701 --> 00:57:52,601 Learn how to fucking play the game! 1300 00:57:53,636 --> 00:57:54,636 God. 1301 00:58:00,210 --> 00:58:01,543 Hold on. 1302 00:58:13,790 --> 00:58:16,158 Rex, I wanna hear your breath of fire. 1303 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,727 Oh, you're hearing my breath, all right. 1304 00:58:19,796 --> 00:58:21,563 Okay. Ready? 1305 00:58:24,701 --> 00:58:27,536 People who are in wheelchairs can't play soccer. 1306 00:58:28,872 --> 00:58:30,873 You insensitive bitch. 1307 00:58:33,243 --> 00:58:34,576 Rex! 1308 00:58:46,089 --> 00:58:47,956 Keep going, all right? 1309 00:58:47,958 --> 00:58:49,091 You're doing real good. 1310 00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:52,294 Good. 1311 00:58:53,863 --> 00:58:54,997 Real good. 1312 00:58:58,067 --> 00:58:59,835 Wake up. 1313 00:58:59,837 --> 00:59:01,169 Wake up. 1314 00:59:04,073 --> 00:59:05,841 I got nothing. 1315 00:59:05,843 --> 00:59:06,975 Done. 1316 00:59:09,112 --> 00:59:10,245 Rex, where are you going? 1317 00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:16,118 Hey! 1318 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,720 Pick up your fucking phone. 1319 00:59:18,722 --> 00:59:19,855 Sorry. 1320 00:59:20,990 --> 00:59:22,124 Hello? 1321 00:59:24,260 --> 00:59:26,728 Really? 1322 00:59:26,730 --> 00:59:29,264 You think that you might be able to... cure him? 1323 00:59:32,235 --> 00:59:35,704 I mean, I don't know... He's not around right now. 1324 00:59:35,706 --> 00:59:37,072 Get out of here. 1325 00:59:37,074 --> 00:59:40,242 Um, I can try to talk to him and see 1326 00:59:40,244 --> 00:59:42,678 if these are even options that he wants to consider. 1327 00:59:53,089 --> 00:59:55,791 The nerve endings in my cock are gone. 1328 00:59:55,793 --> 00:59:57,793 The nerve endings in my cock are gone! 1329 00:59:59,862 --> 01:00:02,731 Rex! Oh, my god, Rex, come on. 1330 01:00:02,733 --> 01:00:05,200 - Let me die. Let me die. -Get over here. No, this is ridiculous, get up here. 1331 01:00:05,202 --> 01:00:07,869 - Rex, get up here. -Let go. It doesn't work anymore. 1332 01:00:07,871 --> 01:00:09,972 - My legs. - Give me your hand. 1333 01:00:09,974 --> 01:00:11,640 - Let me die. - Rex. 1334 01:00:11,642 --> 01:00:13,141 - I don't deserve dignity. - Look at me. 1335 01:00:13,143 --> 01:00:14,276 Oh, my god. Look at me. 1336 01:00:20,116 --> 01:00:21,350 Roll over. Jesus. 1337 01:00:26,657 --> 01:00:28,256 God, Jack, you're so brave. 1338 01:00:31,127 --> 01:00:34,663 You're stupid, rose. You're stupid. 1339 01:00:34,665 --> 01:00:37,666 Why did you do it, rose? You don't think. 1340 01:00:37,668 --> 01:00:40,402 You don't think 'cause you're a stupid bitch, rose. 1341 01:00:40,404 --> 01:00:42,137 Are you okay, Rex? 1342 01:00:45,775 --> 01:00:47,075 Are you crying? 1343 01:00:49,779 --> 01:00:50,779 Ah! 1344 01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:54,916 - Hey, what's going on? - Hey. 1345 01:00:54,918 --> 01:00:57,085 Nothing. Making dinner. 1346 01:00:58,988 --> 01:01:03,191 Stop it. I'm trying to cook. Get out of here. 1347 01:01:03,193 --> 01:01:06,294 - What are you making? - I'm making a tortilla soup. 1348 01:01:06,296 --> 01:01:10,966 - My mom used to make it all the time. It's really good. -Yum. 1349 01:01:10,968 --> 01:01:12,000 That's good. 1350 01:01:15,371 --> 01:01:18,907 - Can you throw them in there please? - Sure. 1351 01:01:18,909 --> 01:01:19,909 Thank you. 1352 01:01:23,379 --> 01:01:24,946 All right. 1353 01:01:30,987 --> 01:01:32,187 - Good? - Hello? 1354 01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:35,991 Yeah. Hi, doctor, yeah. 1355 01:01:35,993 --> 01:01:39,294 Okay... yo, Rex, it's the doctor. 1356 01:01:39,296 --> 01:01:41,196 The doctor is on the phone for you. 1357 01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:43,065 You need to tell him just to call back later. 1358 01:01:43,067 --> 01:01:47,202 We're gonna do dinner now. 1359 01:01:47,204 --> 01:01:49,071 I'll be a minute. 1360 01:01:49,073 --> 01:01:51,073 - Hello? -Maybe it's something important. 1361 01:01:51,075 --> 01:01:52,340 Yeah, something important. 1362 01:01:52,342 --> 01:01:53,742 Surprised to hear from you. 1363 01:01:55,478 --> 01:01:56,712 - Smells good. - Yeah. 1364 01:01:56,714 --> 01:01:58,213 So, what's up? 1365 01:01:58,215 --> 01:02:01,083 - Interesting. - You're what? 1366 01:02:01,085 --> 01:02:03,218 - I don't know what they're talking about. - What's wrong with you? 1367 01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:05,387 - You can't give him the phone. - Why can't I give him... 1368 01:02:05,389 --> 01:02:07,355 Because he can't talk to the doctor right now. 1369 01:02:07,357 --> 01:02:09,891 - Why not? - Because... 1370 01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:11,193 What's going on? 1371 01:02:11,195 --> 01:02:15,197 He said there might be a way to fix it. 1372 01:02:15,199 --> 01:02:19,034 But I don't think he should take that chance right now. 1373 01:02:19,036 --> 01:02:20,936 - But I mean, that's good news, isn't it? - It's not good news. 1374 01:02:20,938 --> 01:02:23,105 It's experimental and it's a bad idea. 1375 01:02:23,107 --> 01:02:25,774 He's not in the mindset to do anything like this right now. 1376 01:02:25,776 --> 01:02:28,443 I don't know, I think this is something that he wants. 1377 01:02:28,445 --> 01:02:31,413 No, I don't... maybe it's something he wants, 1378 01:02:31,415 --> 01:02:34,116 but it's not something that he should get right now. 1379 01:02:34,118 --> 01:02:36,785 He is fragile. He is teetering. 1380 01:02:36,787 --> 01:02:38,987 I mean, I guess, but... 1381 01:02:38,989 --> 01:02:42,124 - Hey, guys. - What's up, Rex? 1382 01:02:42,126 --> 01:02:45,227 The doctor has been trying to leave messages for me. 1383 01:02:45,229 --> 01:02:47,262 And I've been wanting to talk to you about it, but I thought... 1384 01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:48,930 You've been deleting my voicemails? 1385 01:02:48,932 --> 01:02:50,832 - I think that maybe... - Seriously? 1386 01:02:50,834 --> 01:02:52,367 - Rex... please... - Suzanna. 1387 01:02:52,369 --> 01:02:53,802 Fuck. 1388 01:02:53,804 --> 01:02:55,103 You make bad decisions when you think. 1389 01:02:55,105 --> 01:02:57,272 And you're mean when you're mad. 1390 01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:58,507 You know why? Because you're keeping 1391 01:02:58,509 --> 01:03:01,042 medical information away from me. 1392 01:03:01,044 --> 01:03:03,145 My cock, the most important thing in my life, 1393 01:03:03,147 --> 01:03:04,813 and you're keeping information away from me. 1394 01:03:04,815 --> 01:03:06,148 And you're being ridiculous. 1395 01:03:06,150 --> 01:03:07,916 The doctor has been trying to get to me. 1396 01:03:07,918 --> 01:03:09,451 - I don't give a fuck... - That's malpractice. 1397 01:03:09,453 --> 01:03:11,820 It's not malpractice. No, it's not. 1398 01:03:11,822 --> 01:03:13,455 You're being a child right now. 1399 01:03:13,457 --> 01:03:14,990 I'm trying to do what's best for you 1400 01:03:14,992 --> 01:03:16,992 and you're not even paying attention. 1401 01:03:16,994 --> 01:03:19,294 All these books, Suzanna. All these books and for what? 1402 01:03:19,296 --> 01:03:20,462 - And for what? - To read, Rex. 1403 01:03:20,464 --> 01:03:22,464 Does this make you smart? 1404 01:03:22,466 --> 01:03:24,166 - Stop it! Stop it! - Does this make you smart? 1405 01:03:24,168 --> 01:03:26,168 Does it make you fucking smart? 1406 01:03:26,170 --> 01:03:27,836 - Stop! - No, you're just stupid. 1407 01:03:27,838 --> 01:03:29,838 - Oh, really? - You're stupid just like rose. 1408 01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:31,173 - What? Who is rose? - You're stupid. 1409 01:03:31,175 --> 01:03:33,175 You have red hair just like her. 1410 01:03:33,177 --> 01:03:35,310 Are you serious? We're gonna reference "Titanic" right now? 1411 01:03:35,312 --> 01:03:38,013 Screw you. My doctor's trying to get in touch with me 1412 01:03:38,015 --> 01:03:40,148 and you fucking delete my voicemail? 1413 01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:43,018 - And this is how you react. - Absolutely! It's my cock. 1414 01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:44,853 Thank you for proving my point. 1415 01:03:44,855 --> 01:03:46,188 You can't handle this information right now. 1416 01:03:46,190 --> 01:03:48,490 What are you doing? Stop it. 1417 01:03:48,492 --> 01:03:50,325 What the fuck are you doing out of the chair? 1418 01:03:50,327 --> 01:03:54,029 Dude, get out of my fucking face with that camera. 1419 01:03:54,031 --> 01:03:56,498 - Seriously, dude. - You can't walk right now. 1420 01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:59,034 What are you do... Rex, listen to me. 1421 01:03:59,036 --> 01:04:00,335 Stop walking away from me. 1422 01:04:00,337 --> 01:04:03,505 My cock burned, not my legs, idiot. 1423 01:04:03,507 --> 01:04:06,208 - I'm not an idiot. - Okay? 1424 01:04:06,210 --> 01:04:08,143 Well, then you're an idiot for not figuring it out by now 1425 01:04:08,145 --> 01:04:10,879 there could've been something they could've done. 1426 01:04:10,881 --> 01:04:13,348 Yeah, 'cause somebody was going through my phone and deleting my voicemails. 1427 01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:15,217 Because you're not an adult and you can't handle it. 1428 01:04:15,219 --> 01:04:18,220 Don't put your hand on my face like that. Really? 1429 01:04:18,222 --> 01:04:20,422 God, you're such a fucking child. 1430 01:04:20,424 --> 01:04:21,489 Fuck. 1431 01:04:25,361 --> 01:04:27,128 Get the fucking camera away from me. 1432 01:04:28,898 --> 01:04:31,233 I think that I was an idiot. 1433 01:04:31,235 --> 01:04:34,069 And I... 1434 01:04:34,071 --> 01:04:36,037 I shouldn't have lied to him and... 1435 01:04:38,074 --> 01:04:40,942 I just... 1436 01:04:40,944 --> 01:04:43,178 I didn't think that he would change and he did 1437 01:04:43,180 --> 01:04:45,981 and I... 1438 01:04:49,085 --> 01:04:51,085 The integrity of the research has been compromised, 1439 01:04:53,055 --> 01:04:55,523 and we can no longer move forward with the dissertation. 1440 01:05:05,301 --> 01:05:06,301 Do you miss him? 1441 01:05:09,538 --> 01:05:12,040 I want... I wanna say I don't miss him. 1442 01:05:15,444 --> 01:05:17,345 But I do. 1443 01:06:12,234 --> 01:06:13,668 Hi, friends. 1444 01:06:13,670 --> 01:06:15,603 You may remember me. I'm Theodore. 1445 01:06:15,605 --> 01:06:17,439 Remember me from the coffee shop? 1446 01:06:17,441 --> 01:06:19,407 That's right, I think you do. 1447 01:06:19,409 --> 01:06:23,611 Yep, just got done spending a long part of my life 1448 01:06:23,613 --> 01:06:26,014 wasting it away on that guy Rex. 1449 01:06:26,016 --> 01:06:28,350 Yeah, four months I served as an intern 1450 01:06:28,352 --> 01:06:31,286 for that fucking choad. But it's okay. 1451 01:06:31,288 --> 01:06:33,722 'Cause when I saw Suzanna filming him for the first time, 1452 01:06:33,724 --> 01:06:37,325 I thought... "What an opportunity. 1453 01:06:37,327 --> 01:06:39,327 This is my moment. 1454 01:06:39,329 --> 01:06:41,563 I'm gonna be okay." 1455 01:06:41,565 --> 01:06:45,166 She was doing what I've been wanting to do my entire life. 1456 01:06:45,168 --> 01:06:47,035 Do documentaries. 1457 01:06:47,037 --> 01:06:50,171 And we found the perfect subject. 1458 01:06:50,173 --> 01:06:51,706 You, Rex. 1459 01:06:51,708 --> 01:06:54,009 You screwed me over big time. 1460 01:06:54,011 --> 01:06:55,643 It's not gonna happen anymore. 1461 01:06:55,645 --> 01:06:58,613 'Cause I'm coming after you. 1462 01:06:58,615 --> 01:07:01,016 With footage of you, of course. 1463 01:07:01,018 --> 01:07:03,752 And it's gonna be good 'cause I'm gonna use you 1464 01:07:03,754 --> 01:07:06,588 to ruin you, 1465 01:07:06,590 --> 01:07:07,590 on you. 1466 01:07:09,592 --> 01:07:11,626 It's probably gonna be one of the worst things 1467 01:07:11,628 --> 01:07:13,294 you've ever gone through. 1468 01:07:14,697 --> 01:07:18,733 You made me suffer for a really long time. 1469 01:07:18,735 --> 01:07:20,735 It's implanted in my head. 1470 01:07:20,737 --> 01:07:22,470 It's because I had to watch hours 1471 01:07:22,472 --> 01:07:25,073 of you fucking over and over again, 1472 01:07:25,075 --> 01:07:27,475 and sometimes in your p.O.V. Shots, 1473 01:07:27,477 --> 01:07:30,345 you didn't even have a chick there. 1474 01:07:30,347 --> 01:07:32,147 You just held the camera, 1475 01:07:32,149 --> 01:07:34,449 staring down for hours. 1476 01:07:34,451 --> 01:07:37,786 And it was all brown like the Sahara desert, 1477 01:07:37,788 --> 01:07:39,687 and it went on for miles, 1478 01:07:39,689 --> 01:07:42,123 and I can't get it out. 1479 01:07:42,125 --> 01:07:45,093 I had to look at your dick time and time again, 1480 01:07:45,095 --> 01:07:47,128 but no more. 1481 01:07:47,130 --> 01:07:50,698 If any dicks are coming out, it's gonna be mine. 1482 01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:53,535 You're gonna get fucked hard, Rex. 1483 01:07:53,537 --> 01:07:56,538 So, enjoy the time you have left, 1484 01:07:56,540 --> 01:07:59,641 because you're gonna pay up. You're gonna pay up big. 1485 01:07:59,643 --> 01:08:01,443 That fucking airplane. 1486 01:08:01,445 --> 01:08:05,113 But it's okay. So I'm coming for you, Rex. 1487 01:08:33,142 --> 01:08:34,876 She thinks she can just give up on me? 1488 01:08:34,878 --> 01:08:37,545 Mm-hmm, that's not how we play this filmmaking game. 1489 01:08:37,547 --> 01:08:40,215 I've got to be the best film documentarian 1490 01:08:40,217 --> 01:08:41,749 on the planet earth. 1491 01:08:41,751 --> 01:08:43,718 But what do I do about motives? 1492 01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:45,453 What kind of motives? 1493 01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:47,222 I don't know. I'll think of something. 1494 01:08:47,224 --> 01:08:48,490 Su... Suzanna. 1495 01:08:48,492 --> 01:08:49,724 - Hey, how's it going? - Hey. 1496 01:08:49,726 --> 01:08:52,327 - Fine. - What happened? 1497 01:08:52,329 --> 01:08:55,330 - What are you talking about? - With the dissertation. 1498 01:08:55,332 --> 01:08:57,799 We're not doing the dissertation anymore. 1499 01:08:57,801 --> 01:09:00,835 - Why not? - Because... it got compromised. 1500 01:09:00,837 --> 01:09:02,837 Is it... is it a money issue? 1501 01:09:02,839 --> 01:09:04,239 - No. - Tuition? 1502 01:09:04,241 --> 01:09:06,141 I'll pay. 1503 01:09:06,143 --> 01:09:08,209 You don't have any money, Theodore. 1504 01:09:08,211 --> 01:09:11,179 How much time do you have left? 1505 01:09:11,181 --> 01:09:12,814 I don't know. A month and a half? 1506 01:09:12,816 --> 01:09:14,816 We have time. Let's you and me... 1507 01:09:14,818 --> 01:09:17,452 Let's team up and let's finish this. 1508 01:09:17,454 --> 01:09:20,255 What are we gonna do it on? 1509 01:09:20,257 --> 01:09:21,723 Documentary on you. 1510 01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:25,840 We're not gonna talk about this. 1511 01:09:32,501 --> 01:09:34,802 It's so fancy, it's in a box. 1512 01:09:41,877 --> 01:09:43,711 The logistics... 1513 01:09:44,947 --> 01:09:46,881 Who was using it in store? 1514 01:09:50,719 --> 01:09:52,620 Jesus. 1515 01:10:13,809 --> 01:10:16,411 Ow! Seriously? Why? 1516 01:10:16,413 --> 01:10:18,246 Literally head to head. 1517 01:10:19,982 --> 01:10:22,417 Ooh! 1518 01:10:22,419 --> 01:10:24,252 You stay out there. 1519 01:10:32,261 --> 01:10:33,728 How do men out there 1520 01:10:33,730 --> 01:10:36,631 get their women to have anal sex with them? 1521 01:10:36,633 --> 01:10:39,434 I don't know 'cause men have not been successful 1522 01:10:39,436 --> 01:10:41,336 - in convincing me to do it. - Really? 1523 01:10:41,338 --> 01:10:42,870 Yeah, I'm not really into putting things in my butt 1524 01:10:42,872 --> 01:10:45,273 other than like a colonic tube. 1525 01:10:45,275 --> 01:10:47,909 Because on porn sets when the girls to do anal, 1526 01:10:47,911 --> 01:10:50,278 a lot of times the girls don't eat for, like, 24 hours, 1527 01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:51,980 - sure. - They use an enema, 1528 01:10:51,982 --> 01:10:54,616 and then they do it. In real life, most likely, 1529 01:10:54,618 --> 01:10:56,284 if you guys just choose to do it 1530 01:10:56,286 --> 01:10:57,919 the woman might've ate some food, 1531 01:10:57,921 --> 01:10:59,687 and next think you know she's gonna poop on you. 1532 01:10:59,689 --> 01:11:01,456 That's why I date bulimics. 1533 01:11:01,458 --> 01:11:03,424 Oh, that's a good idea. That works. 1534 01:11:23,045 --> 01:11:24,779 Hey, sister? 1535 01:11:24,781 --> 01:11:27,348 I really like your anal beads. 1536 01:11:27,350 --> 01:11:28,516 Excuse me. 1537 01:11:28,518 --> 01:11:29,817 Yeah, how many can you fit it? 1538 01:11:33,722 --> 01:11:35,823 That's... 1539 01:11:35,825 --> 01:11:37,692 Is everyone else seeing this shit? 1540 01:11:41,297 --> 01:11:44,666 Hey, ladies, how're you doing? 1541 01:11:44,668 --> 01:11:46,701 - Good, how are you? - Just praising Jesus. 1542 01:11:46,703 --> 01:11:48,803 - Oh. - You know, that's what I do. 1543 01:11:48,805 --> 01:11:51,406 - You guys love Jesus too? - We do. 1544 01:11:51,408 --> 01:11:54,409 That's amazing. I was just looking at his work in here and this is like, 1545 01:11:54,411 --> 01:11:56,878 "wow, this guy's done some amazing work!" 1546 01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:58,680 - It's very deep. - It is, very deep. 1547 01:11:58,682 --> 01:12:01,716 - He's our savior. - I like Isaiah, 37:20. 1548 01:12:01,718 --> 01:12:05,920 - Yeah, um... -Did you grow the beard to look like him? 1549 01:12:05,922 --> 01:12:07,522 I... exactly. 1550 01:12:07,524 --> 01:12:09,457 Exactly... Do you like my beard? 1551 01:12:09,459 --> 01:12:10,792 I do, it's a good look. 1552 01:12:10,794 --> 01:12:13,695 Look, I think we should go back to my place 1553 01:12:13,697 --> 01:12:15,363 and we should praise Jesus together 1554 01:12:15,365 --> 01:12:17,365 and drink some wine. 1555 01:12:17,367 --> 01:12:19,000 Jesus turned water to wine, so... 1556 01:12:19,002 --> 01:12:20,835 We can praise him here. 1557 01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:23,071 Yeah, but we don't have wine here, unfortunately. 1558 01:12:23,073 --> 01:12:25,807 You know, they don't have the license for it in here. 1559 01:12:25,809 --> 01:12:27,942 What do you guys think? Do you wanna get some wine 1560 01:12:27,944 --> 01:12:30,945 and, you know, sing some hymns together? 1561 01:12:30,947 --> 01:12:33,881 - Okay. We love to sing. - Yeah? You're down for it? 1562 01:12:33,883 --> 01:12:38,419 - Amazing. Awesome. I'm not far from here. - Okay, good. 1563 01:12:38,421 --> 01:12:40,822 What a beautiful home! 1564 01:12:40,824 --> 01:12:43,024 I am really blown away right now. 1565 01:12:43,026 --> 01:12:45,493 Can't believe he scored this. 1566 01:12:45,495 --> 01:12:48,763 Ah, looks like he has some company. 1567 01:12:48,765 --> 01:12:51,366 - Rex! -Hey, what's up, man? How are ya? 1568 01:12:51,368 --> 01:12:55,636 - I'm good. -Girls, yeah. Yeah, here, girls, you wanna keep yourselves busy? 1569 01:12:55,638 --> 01:12:58,406 I like the shovel to the back of the head really. 1570 01:12:58,408 --> 01:13:00,007 - It's kinda my thing. - Yeah, it is a style. 1571 01:13:00,009 --> 01:13:02,643 Not funny, just real. Hey, man, how's it going? 1572 01:13:02,645 --> 01:13:04,879 - It's going good. - Good, good, good, good. 1573 01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:08,750 - What's happening? -You know, the usual. Just getting some footage. 1574 01:13:08,752 --> 01:13:11,719 - How do you like my house? -I think it is beautiful. Good for you. 1575 01:13:11,721 --> 01:13:13,921 I appreciate that. I worked hard for it. 1576 01:13:13,923 --> 01:13:15,890 Six bedrooms. I bet you have the biggest one, right? 1577 01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:17,859 Yeah, man. Take a look at the garage, dude. 1578 01:13:17,861 --> 01:13:19,527 And the coolest. 1579 01:13:19,529 --> 01:13:22,163 Hold on. Wait, you're living in the garage? 1580 01:13:22,165 --> 01:13:23,965 Yeah. Yeah, what's wrong with that? 1581 01:13:23,967 --> 01:13:25,700 Oh, you know I'm into the weird shit, 1582 01:13:25,702 --> 01:13:27,435 the freaky shit. We got... we got... 1583 01:13:27,437 --> 01:13:29,504 We got job ads, you know I gotta be looking for a job, 1584 01:13:29,506 --> 01:13:31,606 we got coupons right there, so... 1585 01:13:31,608 --> 01:13:33,808 We got some... some... some gasoline right there, 1586 01:13:33,810 --> 01:13:35,777 you know, we got a shovel. 1587 01:13:35,779 --> 01:13:36,978 We got... everything's... 1588 01:13:36,980 --> 01:13:39,046 That we need for a good sexual time, 1589 01:13:39,048 --> 01:13:41,482 that's great, man, that's great. 1590 01:13:41,484 --> 01:13:43,684 - You're gonna stick around for a couple of minutes? -Maybe. 1591 01:13:43,686 --> 01:13:46,421 I'll be quick, I'm not gonna wear a condom this time. 1592 01:13:46,423 --> 01:13:47,922 So let me do my thing with them, 1593 01:13:47,924 --> 01:13:49,791 'cause this needs to be fed right here, 1594 01:13:49,793 --> 01:13:52,794 and I'll check you in a couple of minutes. 1595 01:13:52,796 --> 01:13:55,763 Let me do my thing. You stay back over there. 1596 01:13:55,765 --> 01:13:57,131 Okay. 1597 01:13:57,133 --> 01:13:58,833 - All right, man, good luck! - Yeah, thanks. 1598 01:13:58,835 --> 01:14:00,635 Wishing you the best. 1599 01:14:00,637 --> 01:14:03,838 Rex keeps telling me to eat this pineapple but I'm not... 1600 01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:05,120 Oh, wait, we're live. We're live. 1601 01:14:09,111 --> 01:14:10,945 - Uh-oh. - We just did all that. 1602 01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:12,480 You're gonna leave me right now? 1603 01:14:12,482 --> 01:14:13,948 - He did something wrong. - We cuddle at least? 1604 01:14:13,950 --> 01:14:16,484 - Come on. - Get a life. 1605 01:14:16,486 --> 01:14:18,119 Come on, let's watch some "O'Reilly factor." 1606 01:14:18,121 --> 01:14:19,887 What? 1607 01:14:19,889 --> 01:14:21,122 What's that? 1608 01:14:21,124 --> 01:14:22,523 It's a news program. 1609 01:14:27,497 --> 01:14:29,130 - What? - And they're leaving. 1610 01:14:29,132 --> 01:14:30,932 Can i... can i... Let me get in here. 1611 01:14:30,934 --> 01:14:32,200 - Memories. - Great footage. 1612 01:14:32,202 --> 01:14:36,103 - Hashtag loser. - Yep, he is a loser. 1613 01:14:36,105 --> 01:14:37,538 That's perfect. 1614 01:14:39,708 --> 01:14:40,708 Hashtag loser? 1615 01:14:45,747 --> 01:14:47,615 Whatever, man. 1616 01:14:47,617 --> 01:14:48,617 I don't feel good. 1617 01:14:53,755 --> 01:14:54,755 Rex? 1618 01:14:56,625 --> 01:15:00,161 Okay, so here we are at Suzanna's apartment. 1619 01:15:00,163 --> 01:15:01,996 Trying to finish her dissertation. 1620 01:15:01,998 --> 01:15:03,998 She actually thinks I'm gonna try and help her. 1621 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,834 But it's not gonna happen. Do I have time? 1622 01:15:06,836 --> 01:15:08,936 No. I do, but I'm not gonna do it, 1623 01:15:08,938 --> 01:15:10,905 I have my own intentions. 1624 01:15:21,717 --> 01:15:23,184 I don't got time for this. 1625 01:15:26,955 --> 01:15:27,955 Suzanna? 1626 01:15:30,158 --> 01:15:32,560 Is she home? 1627 01:15:32,562 --> 01:15:34,161 What's going on? 1628 01:15:37,934 --> 01:15:39,133 Suzanna? 1629 01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:41,536 Oh, what is this? 1630 01:15:43,572 --> 01:15:44,672 What is this? 1631 01:15:47,276 --> 01:15:49,677 Is that a horse? 1632 01:15:49,679 --> 01:15:50,679 What the hell? 1633 01:15:53,649 --> 01:15:56,284 What is she...? 1634 01:15:56,286 --> 01:15:58,553 Oh. 1635 01:15:58,555 --> 01:16:00,721 Wait a minute. What's going on down there? 1636 01:16:00,723 --> 01:16:02,590 That feels funny. 1637 01:16:03,959 --> 01:16:07,028 What is happening? What is she doing? 1638 01:16:08,831 --> 01:16:11,933 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 1639 01:16:11,935 --> 01:16:16,212 The problem is he's ambivalent about changing. 1640 01:16:16,237 --> 01:16:17,638 - Right. 1641 01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:19,307 Yeah, he's not a bit fan of change. 1642 01:16:19,309 --> 01:16:22,977 Right. And so, um... 1643 01:16:22,979 --> 01:16:26,847 It's gonna be very tough and I think community support 1644 01:16:26,849 --> 01:16:29,717 and a specialist working with him... 1645 01:16:29,719 --> 01:16:33,154 - can maybe overcome his resistance. - -Okay. 1646 01:16:33,156 --> 01:16:36,791 Okay, so I don't really agree with my choice to come down here 1647 01:16:36,793 --> 01:16:38,926 and actually try and help Rex out. 1648 01:16:38,928 --> 01:16:43,230 But I hear he's in trouble. I don't know if he's okay. 1649 01:16:43,232 --> 01:16:46,934 I guess I kinda care. I don't really care but I kinda care, 1650 01:16:46,936 --> 01:16:51,138 so, we'll just see what we come... up with. 1651 01:16:51,140 --> 01:16:53,274 What in the world is he doing? 1652 01:16:58,046 --> 01:16:59,313 Rex? 1653 01:16:59,315 --> 01:17:01,315 Where are your clothes? 1654 01:17:01,317 --> 01:17:03,651 They're suffocating me. 1655 01:17:03,653 --> 01:17:05,152 I'm suffocating. 1656 01:17:05,154 --> 01:17:07,221 I feel like a gazelle, though. 1657 01:17:07,223 --> 01:17:09,957 Feel like a gazelle, feel like a gazelle. 1658 01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:11,359 Look at these strides. 1659 01:17:11,361 --> 01:17:13,694 Are you all right? 1660 01:17:16,698 --> 01:17:20,701 The world, man. Where's Suzanna? 1661 01:17:20,703 --> 01:17:22,903 - I... -I don't want the rest of the girls. 1662 01:17:22,905 --> 01:17:24,005 I don't want them. 1663 01:17:26,109 --> 01:17:28,042 Get in the car. 1664 01:17:28,044 --> 01:17:30,778 Rex, you need to get in the car. 1665 01:17:33,249 --> 01:17:34,315 Watch out, watch out. 1666 01:17:39,388 --> 01:17:40,821 What happened? 1667 01:17:40,823 --> 01:17:42,156 Oh, dear. 1668 01:17:44,860 --> 01:17:48,262 Ah. You... you... Fucking bitch. 1669 01:17:48,264 --> 01:17:49,397 What? 1670 01:17:49,399 --> 01:17:50,431 - I'm sorry. - Sorry? 1671 01:17:50,433 --> 01:17:52,066 Control yourself. 1672 01:17:52,068 --> 01:17:54,268 Something seems different about you today, though. 1673 01:17:54,270 --> 01:17:55,770 - Yeah. - Is it your hair? 1674 01:17:55,772 --> 01:17:57,438 - No. - No? 1675 01:17:57,440 --> 01:17:58,873 No, Rex. 1676 01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:00,875 You got that Rihanna thing going. 1677 01:18:00,877 --> 01:18:05,046 - Rex. - What? 1678 01:18:05,048 --> 01:18:06,881 Rex, I'm in a fucking motorized wheelchair. 1679 01:18:06,883 --> 01:18:09,116 That's it! That's right. 1680 01:18:09,118 --> 01:18:11,252 You ran over my foot. I don't wanna pick that up. 1681 01:18:14,356 --> 01:18:16,190 Don't you wanna know what happened? 1682 01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:18,192 Yeah, what happened? 1683 01:18:18,194 --> 01:18:21,462 I was in the heat of the moment with a client. 1684 01:18:21,464 --> 01:18:23,754 Things got romantic. You know how they do. 1685 01:18:23,779 --> 01:18:25,032 Can I touch myself? 1686 01:18:25,034 --> 01:18:29,737 - Stop touching yourself. I'm serious! - All right, fine. 1687 01:18:29,739 --> 01:18:32,907 We were doing a standing 69 against the wall 1688 01:18:32,909 --> 01:18:35,876 and he climaxed. 1689 01:18:35,878 --> 01:18:39,880 My client climaxed and I got dropped on my neck. 1690 01:18:39,882 --> 01:18:42,049 - Ah! - Yeah. 1691 01:18:42,051 --> 01:18:44,285 I mean, he gave me a nice bonus for it but, you know, 1692 01:18:44,287 --> 01:18:45,886 here I am, I'm paralyzed. 1693 01:18:45,888 --> 01:18:47,988 - You're paralyzed. - Obviously. 1694 01:18:47,990 --> 01:18:48,990 My god. 1695 01:18:53,261 --> 01:18:55,096 I need to... I need to sit. 1696 01:18:55,098 --> 01:18:56,098 Rex. 1697 01:19:02,404 --> 01:19:07,308 I can't keep carrying on the way I'm carrying on, Theodore. 1698 01:19:09,978 --> 01:19:13,748 If this happened to you, this could happen to me. 1699 01:19:15,350 --> 01:19:17,384 I have to change my ways. 1700 01:19:17,386 --> 01:19:20,321 I have to look at the man in the mirror. 1701 01:19:23,258 --> 01:19:27,928 We've gotta go, Theodore. We've gotta stop this madness. 1702 01:19:27,930 --> 01:19:29,964 We've got to stop the madness. 1703 01:19:29,966 --> 01:19:31,766 What madness? 1704 01:19:31,768 --> 01:19:33,901 - This. - Rex, I'm worried about you. 1705 01:19:33,903 --> 01:19:35,903 I'm worried about you. You're the one that can't walk. 1706 01:19:35,905 --> 01:19:37,404 Don't worry about me. 1707 01:19:37,406 --> 01:19:39,540 Oh, yeah, run away like you always do. 1708 01:19:43,445 --> 01:19:46,247 Ah! 1709 01:19:51,019 --> 01:19:52,853 I'm stuck. 1710 01:19:54,022 --> 01:19:56,157 I'm pretty sure this is illegal, 1711 01:19:56,159 --> 01:20:00,494 but Rex doesn't seem to care. 1712 01:20:00,496 --> 01:20:02,563 Like, ugh! 1713 01:20:08,036 --> 01:20:11,806 Theodore, just stay in the corner and stay quiet, okay? 1714 01:20:11,808 --> 01:20:13,574 We don't want to offend these people. 1715 01:20:13,576 --> 01:20:15,142 Go over there. 1716 01:20:15,144 --> 01:20:19,079 Hey, is this sexaholics anonymous, guys, anyone? 1717 01:20:19,081 --> 01:20:21,248 Hey. 1718 01:20:21,250 --> 01:20:24,251 Sexaholics anonymous, anyone? I'm gonna to rape you all. 1719 01:20:24,253 --> 01:20:28,389 I'm so sorry I'm late, guys, I was watching beheading videos 1720 01:20:28,391 --> 01:20:30,825 from the latest terrorist cell in the middle east. 1721 01:20:30,827 --> 01:20:32,159 You know what they say. 1722 01:20:32,161 --> 01:20:35,930 Mo-hammed, mo-problems, right? 1723 01:20:37,999 --> 01:20:40,167 We have a new addition to the group today. 1724 01:20:40,169 --> 01:20:41,602 Your name, newbie? 1725 01:20:41,604 --> 01:20:44,471 - Rex. You can call me Rex. - Have a seat, Rex. 1726 01:20:44,473 --> 01:20:47,141 Thanks, it's what Rosa parks probably would've wanted, right? 1727 01:20:50,378 --> 01:20:51,512 Okay, let's start. 1728 01:20:51,514 --> 01:20:54,148 Who wants to share? Tinya? 1729 01:20:54,150 --> 01:20:59,386 Hi, I'm Tinya and I am really into ass play. 1730 01:20:59,388 --> 01:21:02,022 Fuck, I just love sticking shit up my ass. 1731 01:21:02,024 --> 01:21:03,224 Well, my name is Scott 1732 01:21:03,226 --> 01:21:07,261 and I guess my addiction is masturbation. 1733 01:21:07,263 --> 01:21:10,130 My name is James and I'm a sexter. 1734 01:21:10,132 --> 01:21:11,966 Your days are going to shit. 1735 01:21:11,968 --> 01:21:14,969 You just need a good fist up your fart hole to keep going. 1736 01:21:14,971 --> 01:21:18,272 I remember having this really bad addiction to sand paper. 1737 01:21:18,274 --> 01:21:19,874 I couldn't masturbate without sand paper. 1738 01:21:19,876 --> 01:21:21,942 I pretended that I was a girl a lot of times, 1739 01:21:21,944 --> 01:21:25,479 lesbian, you know, really got into that sort of thing. 1740 01:21:25,481 --> 01:21:27,548 My mom wore my anal beads around her neck. 1741 01:21:27,550 --> 01:21:30,417 And, you know, I still haven't told her that that happened. 1742 01:21:30,419 --> 01:21:32,353 And of course, I finished off myself 1743 01:21:32,355 --> 01:21:36,523 because I can't come unless I masturbate. 1744 01:21:36,525 --> 01:21:39,526 Maybe if they had sex emojis, you know, blojies or something. 1745 01:21:39,528 --> 01:21:41,228 Fuck, that would be fucking cool. 1746 01:21:42,631 --> 01:21:47,968 Rex, Rex, Rex, Rex. 1747 01:21:47,970 --> 01:21:51,572 Rex, Rex, Rex, Rex, Rex. 1748 01:21:51,574 --> 01:21:54,942 - You don't trust this yet. - No, not at all. 1749 01:21:54,944 --> 01:21:59,113 I'm sorry. I know it's hard when you wanna change, 1750 01:21:59,115 --> 01:22:02,616 you really do, but something's keeping your guard up 1751 01:22:02,618 --> 01:22:06,453 and you can't allow the love and acceptance in. 1752 01:22:06,455 --> 01:22:08,555 - Would it help if I shared my story? - Not at all, no. 1753 01:22:08,557 --> 01:22:11,292 - I was 26, and... - Please, don't... 1754 01:22:11,294 --> 01:22:14,395 A student, young, idealistic, protesting the war. 1755 01:22:14,397 --> 01:22:16,230 It was just an abstraction 1756 01:22:16,232 --> 01:22:19,433 until the unspeakable horrors of the men and women 1757 01:22:19,435 --> 01:22:24,571 returning with missing arms, legs and even feet. 1758 01:22:24,573 --> 01:22:27,207 I don't know, I guess I just developed 1759 01:22:27,209 --> 01:22:31,478 an affinity for amputees... And arousal. 1760 01:22:33,281 --> 01:22:34,348 This is getting weird. 1761 01:22:34,350 --> 01:22:35,516 I'll be honest with you. 1762 01:22:35,518 --> 01:22:37,718 Don't judge me. 1763 01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:40,387 - I'm not judging you. - We were in the circle of trust. 1764 01:22:40,389 --> 01:22:43,324 I'm not in the circle of trust, I just got here, okay? 1765 01:22:43,326 --> 01:22:44,558 I'm sorry. 1766 01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:48,529 My point is, every day is a challenge. 1767 01:22:48,531 --> 01:22:50,531 Okay, I'm not gonna lie to you and say 1768 01:22:50,533 --> 01:22:52,499 that I'm cured of my addictions, I'm not. 1769 01:22:54,636 --> 01:22:58,172 Just last week, I hooked up with this delicious little filly 1770 01:22:58,174 --> 01:23:01,008 and I had her in a 1771 01:23:01,010 --> 01:23:03,110 And she was doing something magical to me 1772 01:23:03,112 --> 01:23:06,280 because I lost all control of my muscles 1773 01:23:06,282 --> 01:23:07,548 and I dropped that poor girl on her head 1774 01:23:07,550 --> 01:23:09,316 and I guess now she can't move, 1775 01:23:09,318 --> 01:23:11,452 or walk or something like that for the rest of her life. 1776 01:23:11,454 --> 01:23:13,187 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1777 01:23:13,189 --> 01:23:14,521 Wait. 1778 01:23:14,523 --> 01:23:16,590 Was her name Trudy? 1779 01:23:16,592 --> 01:23:18,625 Yeah. How do you know? 1780 01:23:18,627 --> 01:23:20,260 - That's my friend, dude. - Oh! 1781 01:23:20,262 --> 01:23:22,229 You paralyzed my fucking friend. 1782 01:23:22,231 --> 01:23:24,498 Ah, you associate with a cripple? 1783 01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:28,502 She wasn't a cripple before you paralyzed her, you asshole. 1784 01:23:28,504 --> 01:23:31,505 - You watch your tone with me. - I'm not watching shit. 1785 01:23:31,507 --> 01:23:33,374 You watch your tone with me, mister. 1786 01:23:33,376 --> 01:23:36,744 You watch your tone with me. You watch your tone with me. 1787 01:23:36,746 --> 01:23:39,413 Don't let go. I'm gonna come. 1788 01:23:41,584 --> 01:23:44,118 Rex! Are you okay? 1789 01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:46,720 Oh, there's wetness in my pants. 1790 01:23:46,722 --> 01:23:50,024 Ah, how'd you find me? 1791 01:23:50,026 --> 01:23:51,625 That's the man who paralyzed me. 1792 01:23:51,627 --> 01:23:54,094 - What? - What are you gonna do about it? 1793 01:23:54,096 --> 01:23:55,195 You can't even walk! 1794 01:23:57,265 --> 01:23:58,732 Oh, my god. 1795 01:23:58,734 --> 01:24:01,035 You all are so dysfunctional. 1796 01:24:01,037 --> 01:24:03,804 This is gonna be great footage for my film. 1797 01:24:03,806 --> 01:24:07,174 Your film? You're supposed to be helping me with my dissertation. 1798 01:24:07,176 --> 01:24:08,509 Yeah? So? 1799 01:24:08,511 --> 01:24:10,644 Wait, you lied to her? 1800 01:24:10,646 --> 01:24:14,281 Yeah, I did and I lied to you too, Rex. 1801 01:24:14,283 --> 01:24:16,183 I thought we had something great going. 1802 01:24:16,185 --> 01:24:18,652 - What are you talking about, man? - We have nothing great. 1803 01:24:18,654 --> 01:24:20,421 How many women have you slept with? 1804 01:24:20,423 --> 01:24:22,089 How man orifices have you gone into? 1805 01:24:22,091 --> 01:24:23,724 That's not important. 1806 01:24:23,726 --> 01:24:25,826 Theodore, I don't know the number to that, okay? 1807 01:24:25,828 --> 01:24:28,762 What I know is that I'm here, I'm trying to fix myself. 1808 01:24:28,764 --> 01:24:30,364 Now it's my moment. 1809 01:24:30,366 --> 01:24:34,601 - My revenge, my time. - Where's Jerome? 1810 01:24:34,603 --> 01:24:35,836 - Oh, hell no. - Go after him. 1811 01:24:39,274 --> 01:24:42,276 - Eat my dust, suckers! - We're never gonna catch up. 1812 01:24:42,278 --> 01:24:43,410 Not through yet. 1813 01:24:44,813 --> 01:24:46,280 What are you gonna do with that? 1814 01:24:46,282 --> 01:24:48,582 The only thing I can do. Throw it. 1815 01:24:55,457 --> 01:25:00,127 Man, that really knocked him out. 1816 01:25:00,129 --> 01:25:01,762 The black ones always do. 1817 01:25:01,764 --> 01:25:03,597 Where'd you even get this thing? 1818 01:25:03,599 --> 01:25:06,200 I've been doing some exploring of myself lately. 1819 01:25:07,335 --> 01:25:08,569 What? 1820 01:25:08,571 --> 01:25:10,304 Good for you, girl. 1821 01:25:10,306 --> 01:25:13,307 That makes us even, Theodore, you know that, right? 1822 01:25:13,309 --> 01:25:15,776 - I guess that's fine. - Not me. 1823 01:25:15,778 --> 01:25:18,345 I never signed a release for you to use my image. 1824 01:25:18,347 --> 01:25:20,347 You can't use me in your film. 1825 01:25:20,349 --> 01:25:21,682 What do you want? 1826 01:25:21,684 --> 01:25:24,184 I still have a dissertation to complete. 1827 01:25:26,788 --> 01:25:28,722 Despite his many downfalls, 1828 01:25:28,724 --> 01:25:32,292 the subject has a remarkable ability, much to my surprise, 1829 01:25:32,294 --> 01:25:34,294 to remain resilient. 1830 01:25:34,296 --> 01:25:37,598 And although he stays guarded, his pursuit of the truth 1831 01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:40,834 allows him to confront his past. 1832 01:25:40,836 --> 01:25:43,770 His name is Rex and he's a sex addict. 1833 01:26:03,892 --> 01:26:05,792 - Hey. - Hey. 1834 01:26:05,794 --> 01:26:07,761 - How'd it go? - Good. 1835 01:26:07,763 --> 01:26:10,931 - Yeah? -Really good. They really liked it. 1836 01:26:10,933 --> 01:26:15,269 - That's great news. -Yeah, I got Theodore to let me use his footage. 1837 01:26:15,271 --> 01:26:17,604 That's... you know, we really pushed him to do that. 1838 01:26:17,606 --> 01:26:19,806 - And I'm really glad that we did. - Yeah, me too. 1839 01:26:26,848 --> 01:26:29,316 Um... 1840 01:26:29,318 --> 01:26:31,919 - Can you shut the door? - Sure. I'm okay with that. 1841 01:26:34,289 --> 01:26:35,289 Okay, open your mouth. 1842 01:26:36,658 --> 01:26:39,326 Wider. 1843 01:26:39,328 --> 01:26:42,396 - Oh, god. -Oh, god! I think I shouldn't do that. 1844 01:26:42,398 --> 01:26:43,630 It was weird, right? 1845 01:26:43,632 --> 01:26:45,966 Of course I got ahead of myself. 1846 01:26:45,968 --> 01:26:48,302 I'm not meant for this stuff. 1847 01:26:48,304 --> 01:26:51,205 I tried to... I'm talking too much. I'm sorry. 1848 01:26:51,207 --> 01:26:55,209 - No, I like the cut of your jib. - Yeah? 1849 01:26:55,211 --> 01:26:58,245 Yeah, no, it really did it for me. I like it. 1850 01:26:58,247 --> 01:27:00,614 - Okay. - I like what you're doing. 1851 01:27:00,616 --> 01:27:01,882 - Baby steps. -We're gonna make something out of this. 1852 01:27:01,884 --> 01:27:04,418 - All right. - Yeah. 1853 01:27:04,420 --> 01:27:05,940 We're gonna make something out of this. 1854 01:27:12,994 --> 01:27:14,394 Hi, where do I sit? 1855 01:27:17,665 --> 01:27:18,665 I'll show you. 1856 01:27:31,512 --> 01:27:32,679 I love you. 1857 01:27:49,464 --> 01:27:50,964 Where is she? 1858 01:27:50,966 --> 01:27:52,599 Jesus Christ. 1859 01:27:52,601 --> 01:27:55,869 - Hi. - Hi. 1860 01:27:55,871 --> 01:27:57,704 - Dressed for the occasion, I see. - Shut up. 1861 01:27:57,706 --> 01:27:58,905 How was graduation? 1862 01:27:58,907 --> 01:28:00,340 Whew. Overrated. 1863 01:28:00,342 --> 01:28:02,042 Not to mention the student loans. 1864 01:28:02,044 --> 01:28:04,611 Hey, listen, we need to talk about last night. 1865 01:28:04,613 --> 01:28:06,446 What about last night? 1866 01:28:06,448 --> 01:28:09,349 Rex, you can't have sex with me when I'm sleeping. 1867 01:28:09,351 --> 01:28:11,685 So it's my fault you wanna be lazy. 1868 01:28:11,687 --> 01:28:14,021 I have to have sex. 1869 01:28:14,023 --> 01:28:16,690 It's not my fault you wanna be lazy and go to sleep. 1870 01:28:16,692 --> 01:28:17,991 I'm not lazy. 1871 01:28:22,764 --> 01:28:25,365 Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here 1872 01:28:25,367 --> 01:28:27,534 in this sight of god and in the face of this company 1873 01:28:27,536 --> 01:28:32,039 to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony. 1874 01:28:32,041 --> 01:28:35,809 Wait. Padre, I'm sorry. 1875 01:28:35,811 --> 01:28:37,377 I've something I gotta say. 1876 01:28:42,317 --> 01:28:46,853 Trudy, when I first laid eyes on you, 1877 01:28:46,855 --> 01:28:49,022 I knew I had to have sex with you. 1878 01:28:52,660 --> 01:28:57,531 But more than that, I needed to discover you, find out who you are, 1879 01:28:57,533 --> 01:28:59,800 understand why you love Tyler Perry movies. 1880 01:28:59,802 --> 01:29:03,837 But more importantly, I needed to find out 1881 01:29:03,839 --> 01:29:05,539 why you haven't had sex yet 1882 01:29:05,541 --> 01:29:09,109 with that handsome devil friend of yours, Rex. 1883 01:29:09,111 --> 01:29:12,546 You see, me and him, we had a little chat. 1884 01:29:12,548 --> 01:29:15,382 He made me realize how important you are to me. 1885 01:29:15,384 --> 01:29:18,985 Hey, man, you're gonna get pink eye like that. 1886 01:29:18,987 --> 01:29:20,721 What? 1887 01:29:20,723 --> 01:29:23,390 Going from your nose to your eye, man. 1888 01:29:23,392 --> 01:29:26,059 Your whole operation is nasty, how you doing it. 1889 01:29:26,061 --> 01:29:27,928 Can I enjoy the wedding? 1890 01:29:27,930 --> 01:29:30,130 All right, man. 1891 01:29:30,132 --> 01:29:33,767 Ain't nothing wrong with nasty, you know. 1892 01:29:33,769 --> 01:29:36,069 Jerome... 1893 01:29:36,071 --> 01:29:40,006 When I first met you, I thought, "no more customers. 1894 01:29:40,008 --> 01:29:44,811 I've already had three today. My fun box can't have any more." 1895 01:29:44,813 --> 01:29:47,114 Then we got to talking 1896 01:29:47,116 --> 01:29:50,384 and you told me that you wanted to use lube and I thought, 1897 01:29:50,386 --> 01:29:54,621 "this is somebody that I need to keep in my life forever." 1898 01:29:54,623 --> 01:29:56,857 And although I'm forever paralyzed, 1899 01:29:56,859 --> 01:29:58,692 Jesus preaches forgiveness. 1900 01:29:58,694 --> 01:30:01,762 So I forgive you for paralyzing me forever, 1901 01:30:01,764 --> 01:30:05,065 and more importantly, I love you, 1902 01:30:05,067 --> 01:30:08,001 and I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you. 1903 01:30:08,003 --> 01:30:09,936 Do you, Jerome Gillespie, take Trudy Garrett 1904 01:30:09,938 --> 01:30:13,006 - to be your lawfully wedded wife? - I do. 1905 01:30:13,008 --> 01:30:14,908 And do you, Trudy Garrett, 1906 01:30:14,910 --> 01:30:17,177 take Jerome Gillespie to be your lawfully wedded husband? 1907 01:30:17,179 --> 01:30:19,079 I do. 1908 01:30:19,081 --> 01:30:21,648 By the power invested in me in the state of California, 1909 01:30:21,650 --> 01:30:23,016 you are now husband and wife. 1910 01:30:23,018 --> 01:30:24,518 You may kiss the bride. 1911 01:30:26,487 --> 01:30:30,524 Ooh! Whore of Babylon! 1912 01:30:30,526 --> 01:30:32,793 Not you. You are not the whore of Babylon. 1913 01:30:32,795 --> 01:30:35,275 - I love you. Your wheelchair is the whore of Babylon. -I know. 1914 01:30:40,201 --> 01:30:41,201 Ah! 1915 01:30:48,142 --> 01:30:50,710 Just climb on over. Yeah. Yep! 1916 01:31:07,929 --> 01:31:08,929 Thank you. 1917 01:31:21,843 --> 01:31:23,210 Should i... 1918 01:31:23,212 --> 01:31:24,478 Am i... 1919 01:31:26,080 --> 01:31:27,581 - Yeah? - We're fine. 1920 01:31:28,649 --> 01:31:30,784 It is a beautiful day. 1921 01:31:30,786 --> 01:31:33,520 Yeah, I mean, just to finally get married 1922 01:31:33,522 --> 01:31:35,222 after collecting all those stds 1923 01:31:35,224 --> 01:31:37,824 like they were Pok�mon cards. 1924 01:31:37,826 --> 01:31:39,125 She's so lucky to find a husband. 1925 01:31:41,863 --> 01:31:44,130 I kissed you. 1926 01:31:44,132 --> 01:31:46,099 And on the mouth! Oh! 1927 01:31:50,071 --> 01:31:51,071 Oh! 1928 01:32:00,182 --> 01:32:03,650 It's off. It's off. Whore of Babylon! 1929 01:32:05,720 --> 01:32:07,687 Are you happy now? 1930 01:32:15,296 --> 01:32:18,632 Stick your finger in my mouth. 1931 01:32:18,634 --> 01:32:21,001 Oh! Whore of Babylon! 1932 01:32:21,003 --> 01:32:22,936 Oh! 1933 01:32:38,119 --> 01:32:39,119 I'm Theodore. 1934 01:32:49,964 --> 01:32:51,831 Let's not ruin this with introductions. 1935 01:33:29,070 --> 01:33:31,304 We're gonna be happy. It's gonna have a happy ending. 1936 01:34:18,185 --> 01:34:20,854 Why... why did you take your pants off? 1937 01:34:20,856 --> 01:34:22,989 Why don't you leave the questions to me? 1938 01:34:25,292 --> 01:34:27,694 Well, the question that I wanted to ask you is... 1939 01:34:27,696 --> 01:34:29,329 Would you like to sleep together? 1940 01:34:32,767 --> 01:34:35,135 No... no. 1941 01:34:35,137 --> 01:34:36,403 I didn't mean it like that. 1942 01:34:36,405 --> 01:34:39,139 I meant, do you wanna have sex? 1943 01:34:39,141 --> 01:34:41,174 Are you joking or... 1944 01:34:41,176 --> 01:34:44,044 That's what I meant. That's why my pants are off. 1945 01:34:44,046 --> 01:34:46,179 No... no. 1946 01:34:46,181 --> 01:34:47,414 - I... I thought... - No! 1947 01:34:47,416 --> 01:34:49,282 - There's something here... - No. 1948 01:34:49,284 --> 01:34:52,786 I came here to do a serious interview, I don't do porn, 1949 01:34:52,788 --> 01:34:56,389 I'm retired. I'm a classy lady, so... no. 1950 01:34:56,391 --> 01:34:59,092 You're totally classy. There's a bed right here, 1951 01:34:59,094 --> 01:35:02,262 there's a pretty clear message, I think, right there. 1952 01:35:02,264 --> 01:35:04,964 I'm just saying, let's take advantage 1953 01:35:04,966 --> 01:35:06,232 of the opportunity while we're here. 1954 01:35:06,234 --> 01:35:07,467 - No. - While there's a bed. 1955 01:35:07,469 --> 01:35:09,469 - No. - I have a lubrication as well. 1956 01:35:11,772 --> 01:35:16,142 No, this isn't going well. What's going on? 1957 01:35:16,144 --> 01:35:19,379 Oh, that's fine. Yeah, it's... don't worry about that. 1958 01:35:19,381 --> 01:35:22,849 But, okay, fine, we won't have intercourse. 1959 01:35:22,851 --> 01:35:25,118 That's fine. We don't have to have intercourse. 1960 01:35:25,120 --> 01:35:28,988 Why don't you just sit there and I'll just touch myself... 1961 01:35:28,990 --> 01:35:31,157 Until I finish? 1962 01:35:31,159 --> 01:35:32,926 You know what? This interview is over, I'm sorry. 1963 01:35:32,928 --> 01:35:34,761 You're disgusting. 1964 01:35:34,763 --> 01:35:37,030 Mary, it's not that big of a deal. 1965 01:35:37,032 --> 01:35:39,165 - It's nothing you haven't experienced... - okay, I'm done! 1966 01:35:39,167 --> 01:35:41,835 I'm done, stop recording, stop recording, I'm done. 1967 01:35:41,837 --> 01:35:43,403 - It's not that big of a deal. - No! 1968 01:35:43,405 --> 01:35:44,738 - Leaving. - Let's go. 1969 01:35:44,740 --> 01:35:46,940 - No! - Oh, come on. 1970 01:35:46,942 --> 01:35:48,908 Go fuck yourself. 1971 01:35:48,910 --> 01:35:51,311 Well, I was trying to do that but you got up. 1972 01:35:51,313 --> 01:35:53,780 I would like to have you here while I do that. 1973 01:35:53,782 --> 01:35:56,142 - You're disgusting, I'm leaving. I'm done. -Is that doable? 1974 01:35:56,917 --> 01:35:57,917 I don't... 149729