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- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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So, I was able to find the keys.
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They were in the
dishwasher of all places.
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Turn on, you piece of shit!
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So, uh, we don't usually rent
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the place right after the music festival
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'cause it takes me a
few days to clean up,
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but it was in pretty good shape...
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except for a spill on the
floor that looked like,
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but certainly didn't
taste like, guacamole.
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Do you care what card I use?
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Actually, it's my mother's beach house,
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so if there's no paper trail,
then I can put this money
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right into my wedding fund,
so cash is king... or queen.
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The cultural landscape's
shifting so fast,
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I don't know what's right anymore.
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All right, there you go. That's, uh...
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Look, do you have a phone
that I could borrow
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to call technical support?
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I-I really have to get
this thing working.
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Sure. You can use mine.
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Hey, um...
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Still no results from my paternity test?
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Nothing yet.
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_
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But I was just about to go
home and check my mail.
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Ugh.
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Hello, and welcome to customer support.
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My name is Jason Richardson,
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and I look forward to helping you solve
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whatever problems you are experiencing.
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May I ask who I have the
pleasure to be talking to?
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No. No, no, no. My phone won't turn on.
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That's all you need to know.
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I spent $1,000 on this thing
and it's a Goddamn...
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I'm going to Burger King.
You want anything?
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Well, as much as I would enjoy
a Masala Chicken Whopper,
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my wife has prepared too
much Mulligatawny soup.
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- Ah.
- That means, I carry the burden
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of not letting it go to waste.
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... just the stupid thing won't turn on!
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Yes, sir, I understand that you are...
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Distressed. I'm sure
I can help you today.
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Please tell me exactly what
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problems you are experiencing?
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I just did! Do you speak English?
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I do speak English.
Thank you for asking, sir.
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I... was... trying... to... update...
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the... latest... software...
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and... now... my... phone...
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Won't... turn... on.
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If I'm understanding you, sir,
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you... were... trying... to... update...
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The... latest... software,
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and... now... your... phone...
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- Won't... turn... on.
- Bingo!
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Which means, I can't get my
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photos, I can't get my videos,
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I can't get access to Facebook,
Instagram, Twitter...
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I'm done with the microwave
if you need to heat up
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- your stinky soup.
- Oh, thank you. Is that a new blouse?
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I stole it from my sister.
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... not to mention Snapchat.
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Yes, sir, I am aware of all
the wonderful applications
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that are available to share
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one's life experiences. I'm
going to talk to my supervisor
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while I put you on a brief hold.
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What? No. No, no, n...
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Hey.
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Hey, I got a cab waiting
for me outside and
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I don't want to lose my place on hold.
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Um, can I maybe just borrow
your phone for a while?
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I'll, uh... I'll swing you an extra $20?
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Yeah, why not?
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But if my podiatrist calls,
just tell him, "It's back."
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He'll know what that means.
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That's why Nikki always leaves
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the room whenever I'm around.
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She's freaked out 'cause
I'm her baby's father.
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Oh! I thought I just had bad breath.
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Holy shit. I can stop flossing.
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Mm-hmm. You need to figure
out what you're gonna do.
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I know.
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My life is never gonna be the same.
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Without flossing, I can sleep in longer,
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my gums aren't gonna bleed all the time,
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I won't have to keep cleaning
off my rearview mirror.
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Yeah, no, I was talking about the baby.
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You know, once it grows
muscles and gets all hot,
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Tommy's gonna know it isn't his.
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You gotta leave town.
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I can't just leave.
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I know moving to a new
place can seem scary,
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but that is why I am
willing to go with you.
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Look, I appreciate you
looking out for me,
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but I have a son now.
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I need to be around in case he needs me.
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This might just be the
best day of my life.
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Uh, you have someone on hold.
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Oh, yes, I put him on hold after Essha
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told me the microwave was free.
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But when my soup was reheating,
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Yashvi started going on and
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on about his weekend plans.
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Next thing I knew,
I left my soup in too long.
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Well, it took a good
bit of blowing to get
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it cool enough to carry,
let alone to slurp.
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He's been on hold for quite some time.
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Navdeep, you have to pick that up.
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No, no, no. He's going to be very mad.
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He's a spoiled brat
having a temper tantrum
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because he can't post his food selfies
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and his basketball trick shots.
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Hello, there, sir.
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No, I'm here! I'm here!
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- Hello?
- Just hold on!
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- Yeah, no! Geez! I'm here!
- Are you there, sir?
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Hello! Jason, I'm here! I'm here.
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H-Hello, there, sir. My name is
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Albert Anderson. How many I help you?
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What do you mean "Albert"?
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No, no, no. I was talking
to Jason Richardson.
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He... He already knows what's wrong.
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Uh, y-yes, sir, I-I
understand that you are...
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Uh... perturbed.
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Uh, I am his supervisor,
and I'm here to ask you,
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in your own words,
if you would not mind,
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describing what problem
you're experiencing.
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I'm experiencing a phone
that doesn't work.
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I updated the software
on an airplane and...
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Uh, sir, I hate to interrupt you,
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but I want to check our system to
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see if this is a common problem.
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- What? No! I just...
- Please hold.
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Hi, Jasmine. I can't talk
right now. I'm working.
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It's time.
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- Now?
- Now.
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Okay, um...
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Let me finish up here,
and, uh, I-I'll be right over.
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... companies need to stop
putting their call centers
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in places where they can't
even figure out plumbing.
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I mean, this idiot is probably
putting me on hold
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to take a leak in the same river
where he's doing his dishes!
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I mean, it's absolutely ins...
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What are you doing?
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Transferring this asshole
to my cellphone.
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Let's see just how desperate he is
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- to start getting likes again.
- ... melting all the ice caps.
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- It's absolutely ins...
- Just a few more minutes, sir,
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and please remember to stay on the line
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- so we don't have to start over.
- No. D...
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Too cold.
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Who are you?
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Becky. Who are you?
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Vali.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Who is this?
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- Becky!
- Yep.
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I was babysitting at the hotel
when the nurse called.
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- Is the nurse here?
- She went to get the drugs.
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The, uh, medicine to make
Grandma feel better.
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- How's she feeling?
- She's in bed, but awake,
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if you want to spend some time with her.
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She doesn't want to talk about dying,
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so we've just been playing board games.
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Oh, uh, she's a little too weak
for Hungry Hungry Hippos.
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So...
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This is really happening, huh?
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She said she's ready.
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I tried to call Mom and Dad, but
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they don't get service on the ship.
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No, don't think for
one second the timing
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of their Alaskan cruise was an accident.
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They knew this was coming.
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They left this mess for us.
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Are you on a call?
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Uh, it's a work thing.
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Just some asshole I'm
making stay on hold.
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Seriously?
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This prick can't get on Facebook and
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thinks it's the end of the world.
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Meanwhile, we're dealing
with life and death.
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Trust me, he deserves it.
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- Are you still there, sir?
- Yes, I'm still here, waiting.
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Where the hell have you been?!
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Sir, I think perhaps your phone
took on some moisture.
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I'm going to need you
to find a bag of rice.
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I don't have a bag of rice!
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- I'm in a rental house!
- Oh, that's fine.
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I'll keep you on hold while you
go to the grocery store...
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... and I will check in
with you periodically.
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Aah!
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Hello, sir.
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No. W... Uh, w-who is this?
Where's Albert Anderson?
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I've already explained
everything to Albert Anderson.
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My name is Angela Peterson in
specialized technical support,
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and I understand that you're
having some trouble today.
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Yeah. Okay, look, A-Albert
told me to go get some rice,
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- so I'm almost at the store.
- Good.
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In the meantime, I need to get
some information from you.
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Could you read me the serial number
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- off the back of your phone?
- Back of the ph... Um...
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Okay, yeah, it's, um, "F," "V," 3...
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I need you to say the name of an
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animal when you say the letters.
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Like, "F" is for fox.
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That way, I can understand your accent.
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Y... A-Are you kidding me?
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I... I think you said,
"Are you kidding me?"
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Uh, if that is what you said, sir,
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then, uh, no, I am not kidding with you.
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"F" as in fox.
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"V" as in...
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"V" as in...
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Damn it. I can't think of an animal
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that starts with the letter "V."
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- No problem. I can wait, sir.
- Ugh.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Ugh, sweating my tits off
trying to eat this sausage.
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Seriously, Suzy, it's like
the devil farted on this thing.
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You asked for spicy, you get spicy.
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Bodhi told me about the baby and you
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trying to get him to
leave town with you.
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- What are you up to?
- I miss him, okay?
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It's all your fault.
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If you hadn't given him that
stupid-ass van to live in,
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we'd still be roommates.
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I thought you were
turning over a new leaf.
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Telling people's secrets,
meddling in people's lives...
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This feels more like
Tickles than Vivian.
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"Feels more like Tickles than Vivian."
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- Shut up.
- Just stay away from Bodhi
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before I tell him the truth about you.
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Hey! You say anything to Bodhi...
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...and I will stuff
your balls in your butt!
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Hey, get this... Your
stepmother just threatened
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- to put my balls in my butt.
- Last digit is 3,
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as in, uh, three turtle doves.
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Let me read that back to you.
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I have "F" as in fox, "V" as in vulture.
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Shit. Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit.
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Uh, the phone I'm on is about
to run out of battery.
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Can you plug it in, sir?
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No, I don't have a charger
for it! It's not my phone!
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Oh, if you lose your place
in line, you'll have...
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Start all over again. I know. I know!
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Put me on hold!
249
00:10:56,883 --> 00:10:58,649
Is your brother here?
250
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- He's in with her.
- Oh, all right.
251
00:11:01,187 --> 00:11:04,722
Well, this will more than do the trick.
252
00:11:07,817 --> 00:11:09,984
Make sure you inject all of it.
253
00:11:10,296 --> 00:11:12,430
What are you talking about?
I'm not doing it.
254
00:11:12,432 --> 00:11:14,799
I'm not doing it.
255
00:11:14,801 --> 00:11:16,643
She is asking for this.
256
00:11:16,649 --> 00:11:18,736
It's the humane thing to do.
257
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Which is why
258
00:11:20,073 --> 00:11:23,040
I am accidentally leaving this here
259
00:11:23,042 --> 00:11:25,316
for her family to do the humane thing.
260
00:11:26,579 --> 00:11:29,313
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
261
00:11:30,016 --> 00:11:31,816
Who was that?
262
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The nurse.
263
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Okay, where did she go?
264
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Home.
265
00:11:38,091 --> 00:11:40,555
She says we have to do it.
266
00:11:46,222 --> 00:11:48,508
I think this has already been decided.
267
00:11:48,514 --> 00:11:50,121
We are not choosing who k-k...
268
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Gives Grandma her medicine
269
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by whoever touches their nose first.
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I d... I didn't even
know that was a thing!
271
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Why don't you want to
give her her medicine?
272
00:11:59,298 --> 00:12:02,092
We are just a little afraid
of needles, that's all.
273
00:12:02,094 --> 00:12:04,461
Listen, if you're not going
to honor the nose thing,
274
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then we need to figure
something else out.
275
00:12:05,950 --> 00:12:06,970
Rock, paper, scissors?
276
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,765
A-And tell me how rock, paper,
scissors is not stupid?
277
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The nose thing doesn't even
have a name. That's how stupid it is.
278
00:12:10,725 --> 00:12:12,045
In what world is a sheet
of paper stronger...
279
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- Hello?
- Uh, yeah... yeah, hello.
280
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W-Who is this?
281
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Becky.
282
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Are you American? Please
tell me you're from America.
283
00:12:20,095 --> 00:12:21,937
- New Jersey.
- I'm sorry,
284
00:12:21,943 --> 00:12:24,299
just having a little
trouble hearing you.
285
00:12:24,305 --> 00:12:26,505
Be quiet!
286
00:12:26,511 --> 00:12:28,811
I'm on the phone.
287
00:12:29,050 --> 00:12:31,484
Becky? Hello?
288
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- Hey!
- Wh...
289
00:12:32,558 --> 00:12:34,491
Hello, sir. Uh, are you still there?
290
00:12:34,493 --> 00:12:36,326
Yes, I'm here. Put Becky back on.
291
00:12:36,328 --> 00:12:38,795
- I want to talk to Becky.
- Oh, unfortunately,
292
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Becky is currently assisting
another customer,
293
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but I want you to know that
I'm concentrating on your case.
294
00:12:43,602 --> 00:12:45,168
- Just hold a few more minutes.
- No, no, no.
295
00:12:45,170 --> 00:12:46,770
- Don't put me back on hold.
- Thank you.
296
00:12:51,643 --> 00:12:53,443
Another Blue Moon?
297
00:12:53,445 --> 00:12:54,945
Please.
298
00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:00,564
Hey, Vivian, how would you like
299
00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:03,286
the entire weekend off with pay?
300
00:13:03,288 --> 00:13:04,621
Excuse me?
301
00:13:04,623 --> 00:13:06,556
Nikki's been pretty, uh,
stressed out lately,
302
00:13:06,558 --> 00:13:10,026
so I, uh, wanted to surprise her
with a romantic weekend,
303
00:13:10,028 --> 00:13:12,996
and I was wondering
if you would take Clark.
304
00:13:12,998 --> 00:13:15,098
You want to give me your baby?
305
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:17,367
Yeah, if you're cool with it.
I mean, he's super easy.
306
00:13:17,369 --> 00:13:19,235
You just have to feed him and change him
307
00:13:19,237 --> 00:13:21,237
and keep him entertained all day.
308
00:13:21,239 --> 00:13:23,540
I would love to take
your bab... to babysit.
309
00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:25,008
I would love to babysit.
310
00:13:25,010 --> 00:13:26,436
- Really?
- Yeah.
311
00:13:26,442 --> 00:13:27,635
Oh, thank you.
312
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,194
Okay, well, I will give you the little
313
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,747
guy tomorrow after your lunch shift.
314
00:13:30,749 --> 00:13:33,650
Can't wait.
315
00:13:37,289 --> 00:13:38,722
Not on my watch, Barbara.
316
00:13:40,381 --> 00:13:43,921
_
317
00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:47,860
_
318
00:13:50,736 --> 00:13:53,803
Oh, man. I missed it.
319
00:13:54,940 --> 00:13:58,041
- Whoever knocks it over does the deed.
- Let's do it.
320
00:14:18,964 --> 00:14:20,530
Boom.
321
00:15:08,789 --> 00:15:11,142
Becky, what did you do?
322
00:15:12,084 --> 00:15:14,484
I gave your grandma her medicine.
323
00:15:14,486 --> 00:15:16,670
I'm not afraid of needles.
324
00:15:16,676 --> 00:15:19,304
My brother is a diabetic.
325
00:15:19,658 --> 00:15:22,525
I bet you God will make
her better real soon.
326
00:15:22,527 --> 00:15:25,739
She was praying really fast
before she went to sleep.
327
00:15:55,918 --> 00:15:58,152
Did the coroner come and get her?
328
00:15:58,154 --> 00:15:59,556
They did.
329
00:16:00,657 --> 00:16:02,576
I didn't know whether or not to tip,
330
00:16:02,582 --> 00:16:04,753
so I did, and then it felt weird.
331
00:16:06,429 --> 00:16:08,262
How's the little girl?
332
00:16:08,264 --> 00:16:09,563
Fine.
333
00:16:09,565 --> 00:16:10,931
Back with her family.
334
00:16:10,933 --> 00:16:13,734
Has no idea she murdered someone.
335
00:16:13,736 --> 00:16:15,703
Hmm.
336
00:16:20,977 --> 00:16:23,596
Grandma was really something, huh?
337
00:16:23,602 --> 00:16:25,524
Like no other.
338
00:16:26,683 --> 00:16:29,216
Oh, my God. Remember her old neighbor?
339
00:16:29,218 --> 00:16:33,087
He would scream at me if my
ball even touched his grass,
340
00:16:33,089 --> 00:16:34,472
and then Grandma would make me go
341
00:16:34,478 --> 00:16:35,856
over and mow his lawn for free.
342
00:16:35,858 --> 00:16:38,693
"Be kind to unkind people..."
343
00:16:38,695 --> 00:16:41,762
"... because they need it the most."
344
00:16:43,439 --> 00:16:44,638
Hmm.
345
00:16:57,914 --> 00:17:00,747
- You still there, man?
- Yeah, still here.
346
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,352
What?
347
00:17:02,685 --> 00:17:05,134
Okay, press the power button
348
00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:06,754
and the two volume buttons
349
00:17:06,756 --> 00:17:08,789
at the same time for 20 seconds.
350
00:17:08,791 --> 00:17:11,682
Then what? Put it in
a bucket of chicken?
351
00:17:12,495 --> 00:17:14,095
Then it'll come back on.
352
00:17:14,097 --> 00:17:16,330
Real... Really? That's... That's it?
353
00:17:16,332 --> 00:17:18,566
That's it.
354
00:17:18,568 --> 00:17:20,501
Oh, my God.
355
00:17:20,503 --> 00:17:23,571
You saved me. Thank you so much.
356
00:17:23,573 --> 00:17:25,840
You're welcome.
357
00:17:25,842 --> 00:17:27,546
And I'm sorry it took me so long
358
00:17:27,552 --> 00:17:29,410
to realize the right thing to do.
359
00:17:29,412 --> 00:17:32,181
Oh, my God!
360
00:17:32,187 --> 00:17:36,022
Oh, Albert Anderson! Yeah!
361
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,123
And I was really struggling
362
00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:45,637
with the right words to say today,
363
00:17:46,596 --> 00:17:49,497
but then I remembered that a picture
364
00:17:49,499 --> 00:17:51,170
is worth a thousand words,
365
00:17:51,176 --> 00:17:53,087
and thanks to Facebook,
366
00:17:53,093 --> 00:17:55,252
Instagram, and Snapchat,
367
00:17:56,072 --> 00:17:57,885
I've realized I had
everything I needed...
368
00:17:57,891 --> 00:17:59,707
Well, almost everything.
369
00:17:59,713 --> 00:18:02,843
I had a bit of a glitch with
my phone earlier today,
370
00:18:02,845 --> 00:18:05,679
and I freaked out on some
people in India for a while.
371
00:18:07,450 --> 00:18:08,808
But, um...
372
00:18:09,197 --> 00:18:11,252
Even though, uh,
373
00:18:11,782 --> 00:18:14,855
I was being a jerk, they helped me.
374
00:18:14,857 --> 00:18:18,058
And thanks to one very nice gentleman,
375
00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:19,416
I give you...
376
00:18:20,730 --> 00:18:22,059
My grandmother.
377
00:18:23,266 --> 00:18:24,932
She was like no other.
378
00:18:29,455 --> 00:18:32,039
♪ My grandmother was like no other ♪
379
00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:34,175
♪ Too bad you didn't meet her ♪
380
00:18:34,177 --> 00:18:36,911
♪ Every day at 3:00,
she'd have G and T ♪
381
00:18:36,913 --> 00:18:39,313
♪ At bridge you could not beat her ♪
382
00:18:39,315 --> 00:18:41,916
♪ Christmastime she'd end up crying ♪
383
00:18:41,918 --> 00:18:45,219
♪ Listening to Chevalier ♪
384
00:18:45,221 --> 00:18:47,688
♪ And I got 10 bucks
and a card each year ♪
385
00:18:47,690 --> 00:18:50,691
♪ In September for my birthday ♪
386
00:18:53,996 --> 00:18:56,530
♪ My grandmother didn't much bother ♪
387
00:18:56,532 --> 00:18:58,465
♪ Too much about being a granny ♪
388
00:18:58,467 --> 00:19:01,569
♪ She didn't bake or knit,
she didn't give a shit ♪
389
00:19:01,571 --> 00:19:03,704
♪ Us kids called her nanny ♪
390
00:19:03,706 --> 00:19:06,507
♪ In the summertime, we'd visit her ♪
391
00:19:06,509 --> 00:19:10,010
♪ Take the train to Rhode Island ♪
392
00:19:10,012 --> 00:19:12,079
♪ Westerly all east taxi ♪
393
00:19:12,081 --> 00:19:14,982
♪ Would pick us up and
we'd all pile in ♪
394
00:19:18,487 --> 00:19:20,988
♪ My grandmother, my
sister, and my brother ♪
395
00:19:20,990 --> 00:19:23,090
♪ And me all went to the ocean ♪
396
00:19:23,092 --> 00:19:25,926
♪ In her cabana there
in a big beach chair ♪
397
00:19:25,928 --> 00:19:28,095
♪ She'd survey our commotion ♪
398
00:19:28,097 --> 00:19:30,598
♪ At the yacht club, we'd get our grub ♪
399
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:34,401
♪ We had grinders and grape sodas ♪
400
00:19:34,403 --> 00:19:36,770
♪ What a dream... Popcorn, ice cream ♪
401
00:19:36,772 --> 00:19:39,306
♪ Two weeks, no junk-food quotas ♪
402
00:19:43,112 --> 00:19:45,145
♪ My grandmother would
light up another ♪
403
00:19:45,147 --> 00:19:47,915
♪ You know that cough
of hers was chronic ♪
404
00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:50,184
♪ She didn't drink wine,
but she was just fine ♪
405
00:19:50,186 --> 00:19:52,953
♪ With a nice tall gin and tonic ♪
406
00:19:52,955 --> 00:19:55,422
- _
- ♪ Nanny had opinions ♪
407
00:19:55,424 --> 00:19:58,893
♪ Nanny wasn't prissy ♪
408
00:19:58,895 --> 00:20:01,161
♪ She took us in despite our sins ♪
409
00:20:01,163 --> 00:20:03,831
♪ Gave us cover when things got tricky ♪
410
00:20:07,403 --> 00:20:10,070
♪ My grandmother was like no other ♪
411
00:20:10,072 --> 00:20:12,172
♪ Too bad you didn't meet her ♪
412
00:20:12,174 --> 00:20:14,775
♪ Every day at 3:00,
she'd have G and T ♪
413
00:20:14,777 --> 00:20:17,278
♪ At bridge you could not beat her ♪
414
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,880
♪ Christmastime she'd end up crying ♪
415
00:20:19,882 --> 00:20:23,183
♪ Listening to Maurice Chevalier ♪
416
00:20:23,185 --> 00:20:25,753
♪ And I got 10 bucks
and a card each year ♪
417
00:20:25,755 --> 00:20:27,588
♪ In September for my birthday ♪
418
00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:30,424
- Nikki wants you to have the baby.
- What?
419
00:20:30,426 --> 00:20:32,276
Yeah, she told Tommy
you were the father.
420
00:20:32,282 --> 00:20:33,691
They had a huge fight.
421
00:20:33,697 --> 00:20:37,132
Oh, no. Is Tommy pissed?
He's pissed, isn't he?
422
00:20:37,134 --> 00:20:38,679
Furious! You gotta leave town.
423
00:20:38,685 --> 00:20:40,051
With the baby?
424
00:20:40,057 --> 00:20:41,663
I don't know anything about babies.
425
00:20:41,665 --> 00:20:43,398
Don't worry. I'm gonna help you.
426
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,066
Look, God doesn't give
out breasts like these
427
00:20:45,068 --> 00:20:46,901
without some natural
mothering instincts.
428
00:20:46,903 --> 00:20:48,169
We... We have to leave right now?
429
00:20:48,171 --> 00:20:49,504
Can I at least say goodbye to Eddie?
430
00:20:49,506 --> 00:20:50,905
No. We don't have time.
431
00:20:50,907 --> 00:20:52,273
Besides, I think I heard him say
432
00:20:52,275 --> 00:20:53,842
something about leaving town himself.
433
00:20:53,844 --> 00:20:56,845
He didn't say goodbye to you. So rude.
434
00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:06,063
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