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♪ I was just sittin' up in my tree ♪

♪ In my tree ♪

♪ In my tree ♪

♪ I saw a beautiful face was lookin' up at me ♪

♪ Up at me, up at me ♪

♪ Oh, she had a cute smile so I asked her name ♪

♪ Asked her name, asked her name ♪

♪ When we got to talkin', said she felt the same ♪

♪ And she felt the same, she felt the same ♪

♪ Every time I see her I'ma do my thing ♪

♪ But now she's by my side, it's where she wants to be ♪

♪ Where she wants to be, it's where she wants to be ♪

♪ She's cookin' us a chicken with a jug of tea ♪

♪ A jug of tea ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

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♪ A jug of tea ♪

It sure can float.

Ooh, time to go boatin'.

This is gonna be a delightful journey.

Huh?

Huh?

Yup, I think I'll need two paddles.

Doo doo doo doo, doot doo doo.

Oh, these leaves seem perfect.

Onward.

Well, I had no idea that paddlin' could be so much fun.

♪ La la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la ♪

♪ Ah, la la ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ La la la ♪

♪ La la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la ahh ♪

Huh?

What is that there?

I'll find out.

Wow, it's a small boat.

What's he doing here?

Cosmo.

Cosmo.

Look here, Cosmo.

May I join you for a boat ride?

Pretty please?

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, yeah.

Huh?

Well, I guess I'll just sit there.

Hmmph, it's my boat.

Goin' to sleep.

Oh, Cosmo.

I really want to take a boat ride.

Hey, hey.

Please.

Oh, you.

You're annoying.

You really want a boat?

Why don't you go and make your own?

Hmmph.

Fine then.

I won't share my nectar with you ever again.

What a life.

Huh? Oh man, what is that noise there?

Huh?

I finally found a curved leaf big enough to be my boat.

That ain't even a boat.

Say what?

Cosmo, you know nothing about boats.

Anyway, I think my boat is lovely.

What's wrong?

A little sea sick there?

Cosmo, please stop shaking my boat.

Why should I listen to you?

I'll shake it if I want to.

Get your hands off my boat.

Cosmo.

Let go.

Cosmo please.

So. You're not letting go?

That should teach ya to mess with me.

Stop it you.

Get away from me, get away.

You can't do anything now, you silly butterfly.

You'll be sorry.

Take this.

I'm not afraid of you.

Let go.

Stop it.

It's mine.

Let go.

Why you, pesky bug.

Give that back to me.

You can dream on.

Butterfly.

Huh, no one takes from Cosmo, no one.

Now you're just asking for it.

You.

You had it coming Cosmo.

Butterfly.

Butterfly?

Pretty good shot, huh?

I'll make sure you can't run away.

I've got it.

Ha ha, now you've got nowhere to run.

Maybe I don't need to.

Take this.

You want your slimy picks in?

I got ya.

My boat.

I'm the best, I'm the best.

Butterfly, I'm really really sorry.

I will forgive you, but only if you build me

a new boat.

Yeah, sure.

Let's get rowing.

It always feels like I can never get enough sleep in.

My head hurts.

I need something to cheer me up.

A monster.

Yeah, it's just an ugly duckling.

I wonder what it's doing around here?

Hey, whatcha doing?

You can't just float around Joe Croaker's domain, ya hear?

Now get out of here now.

I don't want trouble.

Hey I told you ducky.

You just get out of here!

That'll do it.

Mess with me.

You'll be sorry.

Yeah.

Yah.

You, what are you doing?

Hey, you say something.

I'll show you, you ugly duckling.

Your stubby little wings are no match for Joe Croaker.

Wee-ya, prepare yourself.

Well then little ducky, I see that you're quite fond

of Joe Croaker's little marsh.

Now then, there isn't room enough

for both you and I so I challenge ya to a duel.

Let's do it.

Ooh, you're a tough guy.

Waiting for it, the opportunity to attack.

Aren't you rubber ducky?

Bring it, I'm a kung fu master.

Can't keep up with my fancy moves, huh?

Oh yeah.

Okay big boy.

You don't stand a chance.

Now let's play.

Now you're done for.

I will crush you down.

I'll put you down.

Against the ropes.

Don't mess with this frog, you got that?

Take this and this.

Don't you forget it, little ducky.

Take this and this and this too.

Stop Joe Croaker.

You leave him alone, okay?

Stay out of it.

No, you leave him alone.

Listen little duckling, get out of here.

Pardon me, this is between me and the duckling.

I won't let you bully the weak, Joe.

You asked for it.

Hear this, I'm gonna catch ya, then I'll smash ya.

Don't worry buddy, I'll protect you.

Listen up, I'm glad you trust me,

but you're gonna have to help, too.

Come on.

I'll get you.

I'm coming to you.

Joe Croaker, you get off of me.

I'm gonna squash ya.

Ah, little duckling run.

Now where are ya?

Come on now Bartle Bee.

Where are ya?

Where'd ya go Bartle Bee?

I know you're there.

Come out and show yourself you silly bee.

Where is he?

This way.

What's the matter with you?

You couldn't even shake a tail feather.

Don't just nod, talk to me.

You're hopeless.

Don't worry.

It looks like Joe is gone.

Let's get out of here.

Looking for me?

Going nowhere.

Come on buddy, move.

Move it.

I've really got ya now, big guy.

Come on.

What to do?

Let's go.

Pull on him more, you got it.

That was sore.

Hey ya, it serves you right.

Now you, you're mine.

I'm gonna teach you a lesson.

Let him go.

What is this thing?

Joe Croaker.

Tell me, what have you done with ducky?

How should I know, how should I know what

happened to the duckling?

Are you kidding me?

Tell me what you've done or you're in trouble, got it?

You're blaming me?

Hey Joe.

Let that duckling go.

Unhand him Joe Croaker.

There's nothing better than lazing around.

Oh yeah.

What's that, I'd better go check it out.

What is that thing?

Ahh.

A mutant, a horrible mutant monster.

This is creepy, I'm outta here.

Stop right there, don't come any closer.

Please, so scary.

Whoa.

Scary.

This is so weird.

No response.

Now I wonder, could this be a prank?

I'm gonna get you.

Oh wee.

Hey.

Finally got ya big guy.

My head hurts.

You big blue monster.

You monster.

Oh no, my sweet, sweet honey.

Who did this?

Who hit my honey jar with a stone?

You'd better show yourself.

Just show yourself already.

Joe Croaker?

Hey Joe, have you seen anyone throwing stones

around here?

No, maybe you should try over there.

Oh, thank you.

Stop smiling at me.

What are you laughing at?

Yah.

It was him.

Joe Croaker.

You deserved that.

Now I'm really mad.

Why is that rope attached to his belly

and the grass?

I have an idea.

This is tough rope.

Oh yeah, I'll just pull out the grass.

Okay.

You try to escape, are we?

I've got you now smiley face.

What's going on?

It's so high.

Somebody help me, somebody help.

Joe Croaker, oh my.

I can't stop, please help.

Hey Joe, look out ahead.

What's ahead?

Oh my word.

What's going on?

Help me.

Hey Joe, are you okay?

No Bartle Bee, help me get down.

Listen Joe, don't cry, it's okay.

I'll go get some help right away.

Help, don't leave me alone.

I can't wait anymore.

Cosmo, Joe's right over there.

I hate you smiley face, you scare me.

Let's go.

Isn't that just a balloon dinosaur?

Hey Joe Croaker, leave that balloon alone.

Oh a balloon, I don't care what it is.

I'm gonna get him.

Hey there Joe, watch out.

Help me.

Help, help.

Don't worry Joe, we'll help ya.

Help, help.

I'm scared.

Stop bumping against it you two up there.

I'm exhausted.

Would you please help me out?

Bartle Bee, hurry, let's remove this cork

from the balloon.

Then Joe will float right back down.

Hurry.

Try harder.

Bye, bye, bye.

So nice.

This is going to be my lunch today.

Now then, I'll need a drink.

Oh boy, look at this mini buffet.

Nobody's around, I guess it's all mine then.

Wahoo, I hit the jackpot today.

Get back here you thief.

I'm sorry Joe.

I didn't know.

That must have hurt.

Come and get me.

Oh yeah, you can't fly.

Just look at you, a loser without wings.

You'll never catch up with me

you stinking amphibian.

What?

You'll be sorry when I get ya.

Pathetic, I'm gonna hang out with someone

who can actually fly.

You fly, I'll get you.

What is this?

Oh.

That's it, I'll catch that stinky fly.

I'm gonna soar through the sky.

It's done, yeah.

Oh.

Worked like magic.

I'm gonna be the first frog in the sky.

I'm a genius froggy. Oh yeah yeah.

Wait, hold on.

I'm flying, I'm flying.

Goodbye ground and hello to the sky.

I can see my house from up here.

Wow, it smells unbelievable.

What's that thing there?

Hey, Cosmo I'm flying.

There ain't nothing I can't do.

Lovely, delicious this is.

I have to admit, you've got guts Cosmo.

Now then.

You can't get away from me.

I'm coming to get ya.

I'm sorry Joe.

Here I come.

Full speed ahead.

Hey, just give up already.

Hey Cosmo.

I'll get ya.

I've been going easy on you.

Now it's time to finish this once and for all.

Come back here.

You heard me fly.

Come on Joe, show me what you got.

I'll show ya.

Take this.

You'll never catch me.

I'll catch you.

You stinking fly, hey.

Come on.

Darn it.

How do I catch him?

I'm not fast enough.

I gotta think of something.

Stinking frog must have thrown in the towel.

Oh, oh my heart.

The pain, the pain.

It hurts so bad, the pain, the pain.

What's his deal?

What the?

Joe?

Come on Joe, you gotta quit acting a fool.

Can't trick me just by laying there.

What if he ain't acting?

Joe, Joe?

Joe, this ain't funny, I'm leaving.

Do you really think he could bamboozle me?

He's still lying there.

Maybe I should check on him.

Yeah, oh Joe.

Joe, wake up.

Come on Joe, Joe, come on.

Wake up.

Oh Joe, Joe stop playing, come on buddy.

Snap out of it.

What are you doing?

You're not going nowhere.

Joe, you sunk too low, put me down.

What do you want?

Let go of me.

How do you like that Cosmo.

If you mess with me you're gonna get flicked.

Why are we stopping?

Oh no, we are so going down.

That wasn't cool.

Where's Cosmo?

Stinking fly.

I'm right here Joe Croaker.

I'm gonna get you fly.

Yeah, we'll see about that.

Temperature today is just perfect.

The air is so refreshing

and now another beautiful day begins.

My name is Joe and I'm king of the pond.

Candy.

This is just great.

Come here.

My arms are too short.

Okay, I'm gonna bring out the old muscles.

Got ya.

Oh my head.

Oh, scary face.

What is that thing?

Scary.

Who is that guy?

Hey you, you can't just stand there

staring at me like that.

Who do you think you are?

No one messes with the number one frog in the marsh.

Apologize right now, to my face.

Well clearly you're not familiar

with who I really am are ya?

Now listen up buddy, I am king of all that you see,

Joe Croaker.

Check it, my arms are like really strong

and these hind legs are able to jump really high.

So now you...

Now intimidated yet?

Hey you, wipe that smile off.

You're supposed to bow down to me.

Worship my amphibian beauty.

Now wipe that grin off your face

or I'm gonna have to wipe it off for ya.

Do you hear me, do ya?

Now I'm fuming mister.

You have no idea how intolerant I really am.

You still mock me.

I'm gonna mock you.

Now are you feeling really dizzy?

Stop laughing.

Huh?

Ouchie.

Surprise attack.

Where is he?

No fair.

I wasn't ready for that.

But now I know all your moves.

You don't stand a chance against me mister.

I'll defeat ya.

En guard.

I'm pretty talented with the old stick,

aren't I mister?

You won't be able to fight back when you're all tied up.

You should call it a day buddy.

Yeah, I win.

I made it, I made it.

I wonder what he's doing.

That's great.

McBroom, hey McBroom.

Hey, say there, you seem excitable.

Are you feeling the thrill of victory?

Did you beat an enemy?

No Joe Croaker.

I do not have any enemies around.

Actually I'm busy making a dung ball mountain.

I spent the entire day on this bony pyramid

of my special dung balls.

Look, it's beautiful.

If you say so.

You're a worry.

You and your poop McBroom.

Back to me.

I just defeated the most gruesome villain

I've ever seen.

Where is he now then?

He's right over there.

I've got him all tied up.

Mighty Joe Croaker.

I do not see anyone.

You're all talk Joe.

Say what?

Joe, it's a monster coming this way.

My dung ball pyramid.

Why you?

Don't, stop.

Why I'm gonna.

I think not.

I cannot knock him down.

You can't?

Got it.

McBroom, you're an inspiration.

Come on, you can help.

Hey, hey Joe Croaker, you really think

that this will work?

Totally.

If he's not able to stand up straight,

he'll no longer be a problem for me or anyone.

Now then, on the count of three.

One, two, three.

Did ya see that?

Did ya see the look that was on his face?

Smiley, not grinning so much now are ya?

Now he knows who's the boss and that would be me,

isn't that right?

Hi there, let's have a celebratory meal.

Thank you, but I'll think I'll be all right.

You sure?

I'm gonna make another dung ball pyramid.

A much bigger one this time around.

I could use your help.

I think I'll pass.

Oh boy.

I wish I had an extra pair of hands to help me out.

McBroom?

McBroom, what's going on?

Hi Bartle Bee.

It's nothing, it's just that I'm getting swamped

with these dung balls and I cannot do it alone.

I see.

Ah, McBroom, why don't you hire someone to help?

Hire?

Okay guys attention.

Hey, McBroom's looking for an assistant to help him.

Anyone interested in the dung ball business?

You know you want to.

Sounds so cool, I'm in.

Oh wow, and the best part is I'd always be around

the dung balls.

Ew, I'll pass.

It's not a job for a lady.

Okay, those of you who would like to apply for

the job, smile.

Where'd everybody go?

All right, I'm sure Bartle Bee has already told you

what this job is all about.

Now here's what you're going to do.

Push the dung ball up to the flag line.

The first to get it there wins the job

and mind those pets.

Everybody clear?

May the best lobby win.

No one steals my job.

For the tasty dung balls.

Ready, and go.

What a bad start.

Oh boy.

They're way ahead of me, they must be cheating.

Hey guys, wait for me.

And I thought we were friends.

McBroom, who do you think is gonna be your man?

Well I don't quite know.

It ain't only about muscle.

You gotta have passion and of course you cannot forget

about the element of surprise.

Here I go.

Hey bro, can you spot check me?

Keep it up, almost there.

It looks like it was a draw.

What the?

Well it looks like we've got a tie here.

Now what?

I guess we'll have to have another run.

This contest is rigged and I'm going home.

This next challenge is going to be

a wee bit tougher all right?

The mission for this run is you need to carry these

dung balls all the way across the river

and don't get them wet.

And also, take care not to fall in the river.

Sounds a bit intense.

McBroom, perhaps we should lower our standard?

This job demands not only physical strength

but smarts as well and that's exactly what I'll be testing

in this round.

Oh, it never occurred to me that there's so much

to learn just to roll a dung ball.

You're a master.

Thank you Bartle Bee.

I wonder what he's trying to do over there.

All right, all set.

I made it.

Wow, bravo, nicely done mister.

Good job, that was really innovative and thoughtful.

Thank you.

Yeah, I did it.

Congratulations McBroom, you found yourself

a really good helper in the sky.

Oh yeah.

What?

I barely finished my first day here.

You just can't give me the sack bro.

Well that's fine by me.

Good luck rolling your own dung balls bro.

Huh, McBroom?

What happened?

Why'd you fire him?

Well I think I made a mistake in hiring the guy.

In what way?

It turns out he's just a big eater

and a good for nothing lazy guy.

All he ever did was eat all my tasty food

and goof around doing absolutely nothing.

Oh that's not on, he took complete advantage.

Ah Bartle Bee, I need to hire someone hardworking,

reliable, and honest.

Why don't you work for me?

Almost got this thing.

That hurts.

Huh, I tried everything but I still can't

get my hands on that fruit.

Oh well, I'm going home now for some cake.

Cake, lovely cake.

I love cake.

Oh yeah, cake, cake, lovely cake.

I love cake.

What was that?

Must be my tummy.

Hey cake, you're my favorite.

Cake, cake, cake, cake.

Hey, hey.

Who's out there, show yourself.

Don't make me angry.

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Are my eyes playing tricks on me?

Well I really should get going.

There is something out there.

It's getting closer.

It's a dead end.

What to do?

Who's there?

It's just a ball.

Nothing to worry about.

It's just so pretty.

And loads of fun.

It sure is bouncy.

Let's see how high it'll go.

Ouchie.

Oh, how dare you.

Stupid ball.

Oh, time for a snack then.

I'm gonna take you home and see what else

you can do.

I'm the man with the plan Stan.

I'm a frog with a big bouncy ball.

I'm handsome and that smells good.

Yeah, cupcakes.

Yummy.

Take these outside.

Whoa, help me.

Oh, you, you.

Stop it.

Oh that's hurting.

Life is just grand.

I live for rolling dung from dusk til dawn.

Out of my way McBroom, out of my way.

Almost made it.

Just a wee further.

Disgusting.

My ball.

Once this is done, I will have plenty of food.

Hey McBroom, that's mine.

Yah.

My dung ball, what happened to it?

Well I've got my hands on you.

Ugh, how did it get a dent in it?

I've got bruises all over cause of you.

You, I'm gonna get ya.

You asked for it.

Where'd it go?

No way ball.

That was close.

Nothing could go wrong now.

Ow.

I'm the pond king frog and the pond king snob.

I really love that song.

Yes siree that's the best song I've ever heard.

I'd bet there's not a better song in the entire world.

Oh yeah, oh you betcha.

What's that thing?

I'll go and have a look at it.

Ah, it looks like a big old swing thing.

When I was young it was fun, but now, not so.

Maybe, hey.

Oh yeah, this is great.

Oh yeah, this is the funnest thing ever.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ow.

What else can I use this for?

I got it.

Awesome, awesome.

It's time to reload.

Oh no, my dung balls are getting away.

Who in the world would do such a thing?

I'm such a marksmen, yeah.

I haven't had this much fun in like forever.

So what should be my next target?

I got it.

Excellent, reload.

My last one.

Hey Joe, check out what I found.

A delicious, red fruit.

Huh, what are these?

Ready, aim, fire.

That's what I call modern art.

Hey Cosmo, look, checkout what I did over there.

Guess what Joe?

I found a fruit tree not far from here.

And the deliciousness is all ours.

Ooh, yum.

I could picture that, yummy.

I could taste it.

So what are you waiting for?

Come with me, hurry up.

Hey Joe, there's the tree I was talking about.

Take a look, up there.

There sure is a lot of fruit on that tree there.

I'm gonna get me one.

Come on fruit.

Just watch and learn there, Cosmo.

Take note of my expert fruit picking technique here.

I should warm up a little bit.

One, two, three, four.

Two, two, three, four.

Three, three, three, four.

All righty, here I come fruit.

I'm gonna get ya.

Oh shoot.

They're much too high.

I know what I'll do.

Right, everything's set.

Now watch this.

Oh.

You missed it.

You missed it again.

What's going on?

Joe Croaker, you're a lousy shot.

You can't hit nothing.

Keep quiet, just watch this one, fire.

Joe Croaker, that was close.

Not even one fruit.

I knew you were lying.

I shouldn't have told you about the tree.

You're useless.

What are you talking about fly, sit down.

What are you gonna do with me?

Just relax.

You'll find out, soon enough.

Put me down Joe, no.

I gotta stop.

Joe Croaker, are you crazy?

You trying to squash me?

How dare you, take that back.

Well, I was able to shoot Cosmo up there.

Hey, maybe it'll work for me.

By gum, I'll get as much as I want.

I'm such a genius.

Now let's get ready to fire.

Adjusting.

I think I made it.

My back.

Ah.

The fruit.

Don't mind if I do.

Hey Joe.

What?

Hey Joe, guess what Joe?

I just saw a train over there.

Chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo.

It's very long, like a centipede.

I've seen plenty of things longer than

that trainy thing.

Oh yeah?

I highly suspect you made that up.

Oh Joe, it must be really tough being a landlocked frog

who can't fly and all.

I don't have to fly in order to see the rest of the world.

A train?

I gotta see what it looks like.

Yeah, that's it.

I can get a better view from the top of the tree.

No.

Ow.

Hey there Joe.

What are you doing?

I know, you wanna see the train.

Ah ha, I know.

Just give me a minute Joe.

Watch out Joe.

Look, I got you this double sided tape.

Stick it on your hands and feet and then

you can climb up like this.

That's not a bad idea.

Hey.

Check it, it really worked.

Just as I foresaw.

Hey look, my hands are good and stuck now.

Hey, help me with my foot?

You got it.

I'm all set now Cosmo.

Yeah, good job.

Now just head for the top, come on.

You just wait, I'll be the best tree frog ever.

What's happening Cosmo, I can't unstuck myself at all.

Let me see.

Joe, maybe I shouldn't have grabbed that mega

ultra sticky tape.

So I'm stuck?

Well you know Joe, I gotta go, later.

Cosmo, get back here.

You gotta get me off of this tree.

Come on.

You gotta get me off of this tree.

Must be a better way.

Joe, look at this.

Cosmo, what'd you bring me this rope thingy for?

It's the answer to your problems, check it out.

We just hook this onto the tree and then you can

climb up to the top.

Are you sure this is gonna work?

You can always trust old Cosmo.

Okay, you're on.

Come on Joe, come on.

Hey, it's working.

Hey there little buddy, this is working great.

Are you all right Joe, wake up, wake up, come on.

Will you stop that?

I shouldn't have trusted you in the first place.

Now go away, do you hear me?

I'm sorry Joe, I was just trying to help you.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Hi ya.

Why do you look so sad?

Anything I can do?

And that's what happened.

So Joe Croaker wants to climb up a tree huh?

I've got an idea.

Hey Joe, come here.

Hey Joe, Joe Croaker, listen.

Guess what, we got a plan.

Get off.

Cosmo, I don't trust you anymore.

Take it easy Joe.

Just give me one last chance and if it fails this time

you can hate me.

Look, follow me Joe.

It's a stapler, also known as a ladder maker.

Ladder maker?

Come on Joe, come on Joe, you can do it,

you're the best.

Come on Joe, come on Joe.

Yeah, you did it Joe.

Gorgeous, yeah.

Hey Joe, it's getting dark, let's go.

I worked so hard to get up here

I plan to spend the entire evening right here.

All right then, see ya tomorrow.

Good night little buddy.

I just knew I'd make it to the top eventually.

I just didn't get to see the train.

At least I proved I could do it.

Now I gotta see how many staples it took.

That's a long way.

If I fell I'd be done for.

How do I get down from here?

Cosmo, Cosmo, help.

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