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Too long has farce
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neglecting nature's laws
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Debas'd the stage
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and wronged the comic cause
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To raise a laugh has been
her sole pretence
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Tho' dearly purchas'd at
the price of sense
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This child of folly gain'd
increase with time
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Fit for the place
succeeded Pantomime
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Reviv'd her honours
join'd her motley band
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And song and low conceit
o'erran the land
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More gen'rous views inform
our author's breast
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[Giggles]
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From real life his
characters are dressed
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He seeks to trace the
passions of mankind
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And while he
spares the person
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paints the mind
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In pleasing contrast
he attempts to show
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the vap'ring Bully
and the frib'ling Beau
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Cowards alike
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that full of martial airs
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and this as tender
as the silk he wears
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[Applause]
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[faint battle sounds
in the distance]
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The bard who's hopes
on comedy depend
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[explosion sound]
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must strive instruction
with delight to blend
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While he who bounds his
less aspiring views to farce
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the combrush of
the comic muse
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with pleasantry alone
may fill the scene
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His business chiefly this
to cure the spleen
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To raise the pensive mind
from grave to gay
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and help to laugh our
thoughtful hour away
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♪
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"Dearest darling Rhodophil
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my love for you remains
fixed and ardent
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These long six months past
since your being called away
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have weighed
heavy in my heart
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My ears tingle
my face flushes
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my heart beats
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and I tremble every
jot of me
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until your return"
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Puff what news
from the Commander?
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Oh
it should just be one more
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final push to break
the line Sir
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[Sighs]
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Pray Sir
may I be so bold
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♪ [horns in the distance]
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Pick up your flats and
sharps Puff
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we must have at them
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[battle sounds]
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Proud to divert
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not anxious for renown
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oft has our Bard essay'd
to please the town
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Your full applause
outpaid his little art
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he boasts no merit
but a grateful heart
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Pronounce your doom
he'll patiently submit
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ye sovereign judges of
all works of wit
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To you the ore is brought
a lifeless mass
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you give the stamp
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and then the coin may pass
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Boo
Boo
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[Grunts]
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[Applause]
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♪
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This is the place
we were directed to
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and now Puff if I can get no
intelligence of her
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what will become of me?
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And me too
Sir
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Why did you leave the
Army so abruptly
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and not give me
time to fill my knapsack
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with the common
necessaries?
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I was wild to get away
and as soon as I obtained
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my leave of absence I
thought every moment
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an age till I returned
to the place where
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I first saw this young
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charming
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innocent
bewitching creature
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With fifteen thousand
pounds to her fortune
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strong motives
I must confess
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But pray Sir
did you take fire before
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you knew of her fortune?
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Before
upon my honour
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Folly and constitution
but on Sir
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Now we are gotten to the
place of action
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propose your plan of operation
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My father lives but in the
next street so I must
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decamp immediately for
fear of discoveries
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but you are not known
to be my servant
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therefore make what inquiries
you can in the neighbourhood
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and I shall wait at the inn
for your intelligence
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I'ller
patrol hereabouts
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and examine all who pass
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ah but ah Sir
I've I've
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forgotten her name
erm Miss Biddy
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Belair
Miss Biddy Belair
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A woman of wit
beauty
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and fifteen thousand
pounds of fortune
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Oh but Sir?
What Puff?
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If it pleases you to
consider I had a wife
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in town whom I left somewhat
abruptly half a year ago
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You'll think it
but decent I believe
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Pr'ythee don't distract me
a moment's delay
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is of the utmost
consequence
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I must insist upon an
immediate compliance
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with my commands
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The devil is in these
fiery young fellows
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Let me acquaint you with the
particulars of his passion
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When the Captain
left the University
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which is seven months since
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his father who loves his
money better than his son
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would not settle
a farthing upon him
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Instead he purchased him
a pair of colours at
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my masters own request
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But before he joined
Thank you
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Before he joined his regiment
which was going abroad
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he took a ramble
into the countryside with
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a fellowcollegian to see
a relative of his
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who lived in Berkshire
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He was introduced to the
family by the name of
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Rhodophil?
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I assure you Bob
Miss Biddy Belair is a young
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woman of sensible vivacity
and fanciful ideals
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Why Rhodophil?
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You may not have noticed
Bob but since her arrival here
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she has done
only two things
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shot timid glances
in your direction
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and had her nose
firmly planted in
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Marriage a La Mode
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[Giggles]
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Rhodophil it is
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Miss Felicity Fettiplace
your servant
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William I believe
you've met my friend
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Miss Biddy Belair
Enchanted
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May I introduce my good
friend Rhodophil
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Oh
[Laughs]
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The Captain took
fire at once and
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vowed eternal constancy
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Rhodophil?
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What a coincidence
William
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At the end of three weeks
he was obliged to attend
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the call of honour
in Flanders
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[Gun fire]
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As soon as he was given
leave of absence
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the Captain left the army to
fulfil his promise
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of returning to Miss Biddy
at the first opportunity
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We did so but we found
the house shut up
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and all the information
we could get was that
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Miss and her aunt were
removed to town and
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live somewhere near
this part of it
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Get here
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[gate squeaks open]
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Who's that?
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My old acquaintance
Jasper?
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What
Puff
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Are you here?
My dear friend
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Still easy and happy
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Toujours le meme
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What intrigues now?
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What girls have you ruined
since you and I used
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to beat up together?
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Business has been very
brisk during the war
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Men are scarce
you know
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not as I can say I
ever wanted amusement
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in the worst of times
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But harkye
Puff
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Oh shhh
not a word aloud
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I am incognito
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Why faith I should not
have known you if you had
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not spoke first I should
say you are a little
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dishabille too
as well as incognito
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Are you from the wars?
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Piping hot
I can assure you Jasper
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and smoke will tarnish
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Men that go into such
service as I have been in
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will find their clothes
a little worse for wear
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But how is it with you?
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You still serve
I see?
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I suppose you live
in that house there?
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Oh
I don't absolutely live
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but I am most of my time there
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I have within
these two months entered into
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the service of an old
gentleman who hired a
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reputable servant and
dressed him as you see
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because he has taken it
into his head to fall in love
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Oh false appetite
and second childhood
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Pr'ythee what's the
object of his passion?
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No less a virgin with
fifteen thousand pounds
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The toothless old dotard
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And he mumbles and plays
with her till his mouth waters
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then he chuckles
till he cries
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and calls it his Bid
and his Bidsy
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Bidsy
What is that?
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Ah
her name is Biddy
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Miss Biddy Bellair
Biddy Bellair
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The same
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To be sure
I have no luck
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Oh
I have heard of her
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But is it settled?
Is the marriage fixed?
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Not absolutely
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the girl I believe
detests him
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but her aunt
a good prudent lady
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has given her consent
if he can gain her niece's
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How it will end
I can't tell
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but I am hot upon't myself
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The devil Not marriage
I hope
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Oh that is not
yet determined
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Who is the lady?
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A maid in the same family
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a woman of honour
I assure you
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She has one husband already
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a scoundrel sort of fellow
who has run away from her
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and listed as a soldier
so she hopes
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towards the end of
the campaign to have a
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certificate he's
knocked o'th' head
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If not
I suppose
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we shall settle
matters another way
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Well
speed the plough
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But hark ye consummate
without the certificate
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Keep your neck out
of the collar do
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I have wore it these two
years past and
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damnably galled
am I by it
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I shall take your advice
but I must run away
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to my master who will be
impatient for an answer
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to his message
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[Calling] If you have an hour
you'll catch me at
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George's or the TiltYard
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Au Revoir
as we say abroad
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Thus we are as civil and
as false as our betters
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Jasper and I ever
hated each other
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yet we always
kiss and shake hands
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But now to my master
with a head full of news
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and a heart full of joy
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♪
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Angels and Ministers
of Grace defend me
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It can't be
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♪
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It is that fretful
porcupine
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My wife
What shall I do?
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I'll try to avoid her
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It must be him
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I'll swear to the rogue
at a miles distance
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he either has not seen me
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or won't know me
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I sweat
I tremble
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She comes upon me
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Pray
good sir
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if I may be so bold
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I have nothing for you
good woman
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pr'ythee leave me be
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If your honour pleases
to look this way
269
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,354
Ha ha
270
00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:57,532
This kingdom is
overrun with beggars
271
00:13:57,575 --> 00:14:00,100
I suppose the last I gave to
has sent this one
272
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:03,146
But I I have no more
loose silver about my person
273
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,278
Pr'ythee
away with you
274
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:07,934
I can hold no longer
275
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:08,935
[Gasps]
276
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:11,067
Oh you villain
you
277
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:12,764
Where have you been
scoundrel?
278
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:14,549
Here watch
watch
279
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:16,116
Zounds I shall have
my pockets picked
280
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:19,597
Own me this minute hang dog
and confess everything
281
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,991
or by the rage
of an injured woman
282
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:24,951
I'll raise the neighbourhood
throttle you
283
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:28,084
and send you to Newgate
284
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,086
Amazement
285
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:33,698
What
my own dear Tag
286
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:37,050
Oh come to my arms
287
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,052
and let me press thee
to my heart
288
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,402
which pants for thee
and only thee
289
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,926
my one true and lawful wife
290
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,059
Tell me
rascal
291
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:52,717
why you left me and where you
have been these six months?
292
00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:56,069
We'll save my adventures
for our happy winter evenings
293
00:14:56,112 --> 00:15:00,290
And all I'll say for now
is that my heart
294
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,510
beat so strong in my
country's ca
295
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:06,383
You left me to starve
villain and beg my bread
296
00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:08,995
I left too little too
hastily I must confess
297
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:11,040
and often has my
conscience stung me for it
298
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:14,957
But I am gotten into an
officer's service
299
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,741
have been in some actions
300
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:18,961
gained some credit
by my behaviour
301
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:22,660
and am now
returned with my master
302
00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:25,663
to indulge in the
gentler passions
303
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:30,103
Don't think to fob me off
with this nonsensical talk
304
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,974
what have you
brought me home beside?
305
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,846
Hmm
306
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:37,719
Honour
and
307
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,025
immoderate love
308
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:41,288
Oh I could tear
your eyes out
309
00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:42,942
Temperance
or I walk off
310
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,291
Temperance
311
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:47,468
traitor
temperance?
312
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:50,645
What can you say
for yourself?
313
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:53,256
Leave me to the
wide world
314
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,911
Why I have been in
the wide world too
315
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,347
What would the woman have?
316
00:15:57,391 --> 00:16:01,047
Reduce me to the necessity
of going to service
317
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,136
Why I have been in
service to huh?
318
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:05,225
Your lord and master
319
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:08,271
Come
where dost thou live
320
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:10,926
hereabouts?
321
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,406
Give me a kiss and tell me
322
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:15,017
where I may pay my duty to thee
323
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,280
There I live
at that house
324
00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:18,890
What
that house there?
325
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:23,112
Yes there that house
Ha ha Huzzah
326
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:25,767
We're made forever
you slut you
327
00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,856
Huzzah
328
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,901
Prepare for an
inundation of joy
329
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,947
My master is in love
330
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,035
with your Miss Biddy
331
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:36,082
over head over ears
and she with him
332
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:39,041
Now I know she is courted
by some old fumbler
333
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:42,131
and the aunt is not against
the match but my master
334
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:44,177
must marry the lady
and the old gentleman
335
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:47,049
may go to the devil
336
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,181
Heyday
337
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:51,793
Say no more
the dice are thrown
338
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,099
Go to your mistress
339
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,884
tell her Rhodophil will be
with her immediately
340
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:58,104
now if the blood does not
mount to her face like
341
00:16:58,147 --> 00:16:59,583
quicksilver in the
weatherglass and
342
00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:02,064
point to extreme hot
believe the whole thing a lie
343
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:05,676
and your husband no politician
344
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:10,986
Hold Tag
345
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,553
I had forgot
346
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:14,990
How does Mr Jasper do?
347
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,383
Mr Jasper?
348
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:19,995
Oh What
out of countenance?
349
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,171
Oh fie
Speak on
350
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:26,132
And er the certificate
when comes that?
351
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:27,959
Are you not a jade?
352
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:30,092
Are you not a Jezebel?
Aren't you a
353
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,399
O ho
temperance
354
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,096
Or I walk off
355
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,185
Tag where are you
Tag?
356
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:39,101
My old lady calls away
to your master
357
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:42,017
and I'll prepare his
reception within
358
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,888
Shall I bring
the certificate?
359
00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:47,153
Go you graceless rogue
you richly deserve it
360
00:17:50,243 --> 00:18:00,253
♪
361
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:11,525
♪
362
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:14,441
Who was that man you
were talking to Tag?
363
00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:17,139
Oh a a a cousin of
mine Madam
364
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:20,534
that has brought me some news
of my Aunt in the country
365
00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,013
Where's my niece?
366
00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:23,798
Why are you not
you with her?
367
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:26,540
She she bid me leave
her alone Madam
368
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:30,935
She's so melancholy I don't
know what's come over her
369
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:33,851
The thoughtfulness that is
natural upon the approach
370
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:38,291
of matrimony generally
occasions a decent concern
371
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,423
And do you think
Madam
372
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,338
a husband of
threescore and five
373
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:45,167
Hold Tag he protests
to me he is but
374
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,082
five and fifty
375
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:51,130
Well he is a rogue
Madam and an old rogue
376
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,522
and a fumbling
old rogue
377
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:56,483
Alas Youth or age
'tis all one to her
378
00:18:56,526 --> 00:19:01,009
she is all simplicity
without experience
379
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:05,056
I should prefer a large
jointure to a small one
380
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:09,452
that's all I would not
force her inclinations
381
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:12,151
but she's so innocent she
won't know the difference
382
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,065
Innocence
383
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:16,938
Ne'er trust to that
Madam
384
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:20,507
Oh 'tis impossible that
Biddy should have desires
385
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:23,031
she's but newly come
out of the country
386
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:26,469
I have observed
she does not eat
387
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,079
nor she does not sleep
388
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:31,387
She sighs and she cries
and
389
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:34,173
well she loves moonlight
390
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:37,567
These I take it
are very strong symptoms
391
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:39,221
Ha
392
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,876
They are very unaccountable
393
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:44,270
I must confess
394
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:48,187
but you speak
from a depraved mind Tag
395
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:51,190
hers is simple
and untainted
396
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,626
She'll make him a cuckold
though for all that
397
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:54,367
if you force her
to marry him
398
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:57,065
You shock me with your
coarse expressions
399
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:59,241
I tell you her chastity
will be her guard
400
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:00,721
Chastity
401
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:03,811
Never trust to that
Madam
402
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:08,032
Get her a husband that's
fit for her and
403
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:13,603
I'll be bound for her virtue
404
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:15,518
Well
Tag
405
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:21,002
the child shall never have
reason to repent of my severity
406
00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:23,134
I was going to my
lawyer's to speak about
407
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:26,703
the articles of marriage
but I will put a stop to 'em
408
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:29,271
now for some time
409
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:34,407
'til we can make further
410
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,931
discoveries
411
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:39,063
Heaven will bless you
for your goodness
412
00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:41,805
I'll set my pump at work
and draw something
413
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:44,808
from her before your return
I warrant you
414
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:53,730
♪
415
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:57,343
Oh how unfortunate
a poor girl am I
416
00:20:57,386 --> 00:21:00,215
I dare not tell my secrets
to anybody
417
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,523
and if I don't I'm undone
418
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:07,091
Oh
heigho
419
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:09,485
♪
420
00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:11,052
Tag
421
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:19,103
♪
422
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:22,324
Pray Tag is my aunt gone
to her lawyer's about me?
423
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:23,934
Heigho
424
00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:28,156
Oh what's that sigh for
my dear young mistress?
425
00:21:28,199 --> 00:21:31,246
I didn't sigh
not I
426
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,902
Nay never gulp 'em down
they are the worst things
427
00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:36,686
you can swallow
428
00:21:36,730 --> 00:21:38,775
There's something in that
little heart of yours and
429
00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:42,388
will burst it at last
if you don't give it vent
430
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:44,128
What would you have
me tell you Tag?
431
00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:47,001
You are afraid
I'll betray you
432
00:21:47,044 --> 00:21:51,135
but I may do you some service
you little think of
433
00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:54,922
It is not in your power
Tag to give me what I want
434
00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:57,751
Not directly
perhaps
435
00:21:57,794 --> 00:22:01,929
but I may be the means
of helping you to it
436
00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:05,193
as for example if you should
not like to marry the old man
437
00:22:05,236 --> 00:22:07,500
your aunt designs for you one
might find a way to break
438
00:22:07,543 --> 00:22:09,719
His neck
Tag?
439
00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:11,939
Or the match
either will do
440
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:13,462
Oh
indeed
441
00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:16,552
I shouldn't care which so
long as I was clear of him
442
00:22:16,596 --> 00:22:18,815
But I don't think I'm
fit to be married
443
00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:20,600
To him you mean
444
00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:24,299
You have no objection to
marriage but the man
445
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,780
and I applaud you for it
446
00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:29,348
But come
courage miss
447
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:32,960
never keep it in
out with it all
448
00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:35,615
If you'll ask me any questions
I'll answer 'em
449
00:22:35,658 --> 00:22:37,486
but I can't tell you
anything of myself
450
00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:39,140
I shall blush if I do
451
00:22:39,183 --> 00:22:41,708
Well then in the first place
452
00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:45,451
pray tell me
Miss Biddy Bellair
453
00:22:45,494 --> 00:22:47,017
if you don't like
somebody better
454
00:22:47,061 --> 00:22:49,411
than old Sir Simon Loveit?
455
00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:51,065
Heigho
456
00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:52,675
What's Heigho
Miss?
457
00:22:52,719 --> 00:22:54,721
Oh when I say
Heigho it means yes
458
00:22:54,764 --> 00:22:56,375
Oh
very well
459
00:22:56,418 --> 00:23:01,641
And this somebody is a young
handsome fellow?
460
00:23:01,684 --> 00:23:04,165
Heigho
[Giggles]
461
00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:06,080
And if you were once his
you'd be as merry
462
00:23:06,123 --> 00:23:08,387
as the best of us?
Heigho
463
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:10,519
Now help me out Tag
as fast as you can
464
00:23:10,563 --> 00:23:12,086
When did you hear
from your gallant?
465
00:23:12,129 --> 00:23:14,044
Oh never since he
went to the army
466
00:23:14,088 --> 00:23:15,524
How so?
467
00:23:15,568 --> 00:23:17,004
I was afraid the letters
would fall into my aunt's hands
468
00:23:17,047 --> 00:23:19,136
so I would not let
him write to me
469
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:21,965
besides I had a
better reason then
470
00:23:22,009 --> 00:23:23,663
Let's hear that too
471
00:23:23,706 --> 00:23:26,622
Why I thought if I should
write to him and promise him
472
00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:28,755
to love nobody else
and should afterwards
473
00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:32,759
change my mind well he might
think I was inconstant
474
00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:35,936
and call me a coquette
475
00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:38,591
What a simple
innocent it is
476
00:23:38,634 --> 00:23:42,551
And have you changed
your mind Miss?
477
00:23:42,595 --> 00:23:44,640
No indeed
Tag
478
00:23:44,684 --> 00:23:45,946
I love him the best
of any of 'em
479
00:23:45,989 --> 00:23:47,251
Of any of 'em
480
00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:49,993
[Laughs]
481
00:23:50,037 --> 00:23:52,082
Why
have you any more?
482
00:23:52,126 --> 00:23:53,867
Pray don't ask me
483
00:23:53,910 --> 00:23:56,086
Nay Miss if you only
trust me by halves
484
00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:57,131
you can't expect
485
00:23:57,174 --> 00:24:00,700
Oh I'll trust you
with everything
486
00:24:00,743 --> 00:24:03,180
When we parted
I grew melancholy
487
00:24:03,224 --> 00:24:05,792
and so in order to divert me
488
00:24:05,835 --> 00:24:08,751
I have let two others court me
until he returns again
489
00:24:08,795 --> 00:24:10,492
Is that all
my dear?
490
00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:13,147
Mighty simple indeed
491
00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:16,367
One of them is a
fine blustering man
492
00:24:16,411 --> 00:24:17,456
His name is
493
00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:20,589
Captain Flash
the undefeated
494
00:24:20,633 --> 00:24:24,071
I'm as well known at
Covent Garden as the dial
495
00:24:24,114 --> 00:24:27,378
I'll break a lamp
I'll bully a constable
496
00:24:27,422 --> 00:24:31,121
bam a justice or
bilk a box keeper
497
00:24:31,165 --> 00:24:34,037
with any man in the
liberties of Westminster
498
00:24:34,081 --> 00:24:36,039
Sa sa
499
00:24:37,301 --> 00:24:39,521
[Laughs]
500
00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:43,786
[Cries]
[Laughs]
501
00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:46,136
He is always talking
of fighting and wars
502
00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:48,138
We shall see him this
afternoon for he pressed
503
00:24:48,182 --> 00:24:50,053
strongly to come
so I gave him leave
504
00:24:50,097 --> 00:24:52,491
while my aunt's taking her
afternoon's nap
505
00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:54,014
And who is the other
pray?
506
00:24:54,057 --> 00:24:57,017
Quite another sort of man
he speaks like a lady
507
00:24:57,060 --> 00:25:00,455
for all the world and never
swears as Mr Flash does
508
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,588
but wears nice white
gloves and tells me
509
00:25:02,631 --> 00:25:04,372
what ribbons become
my complexion
510
00:25:04,415 --> 00:25:13,163
♪
511
00:25:13,207 --> 00:25:17,167
Pink becomes you
very well my dear
512
00:25:17,211 --> 00:25:23,391
A patch should
always be worn thus
513
00:25:23,434 --> 00:25:25,915
Billy Dimple
a friend of mine
514
00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:28,657
is a great maker of patches
515
00:25:28,701 --> 00:25:32,356
Oh he recently informed
me of a new French
516
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:36,491
dressmaker opening just
across Bossum street
517
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:40,016
You must get your
new gown made there
518
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:47,154
It is just next to the
finest tea shop in London
519
00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:52,812
Oh my dear let me
look at your hands
520
00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:55,292
Oh ha ha
521
00:25:55,336 --> 00:25:57,120
What a fright
522
00:25:57,164 --> 00:26:00,646
I must make you some of my
homemade lavender oil
523
00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:02,517
for your nails
524
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,825
And perhaps some rose
water for the face?
525
00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:09,176
Whenever I speak
526
00:26:09,219 --> 00:26:13,006
he pats me so and
cries 'the devil take me
527
00:26:13,049 --> 00:26:15,008
miss Biddy but you'll
be my perdition'
528
00:26:15,051 --> 00:26:16,836
[Laughs]
529
00:26:16,879 --> 00:26:20,143
Oh what a
pretty creature
530
00:26:20,187 --> 00:26:21,884
What do you call him pray?
531
00:26:21,928 --> 00:26:23,494
His name is Fribble
532
00:26:23,538 --> 00:26:24,974
We shall see him too
533
00:26:25,018 --> 00:26:28,238
for by mistake I've appointed
'em at the same time
534
00:26:28,282 --> 00:26:29,979
but you must help me
out with them
535
00:26:30,023 --> 00:26:34,027
Suppose your favourite
should come too?
536
00:26:34,070 --> 00:26:35,942
Well I shouldn't care what
became of the others
537
00:26:35,985 --> 00:26:38,292
What's his name?
538
00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:41,295
It begins with an R
539
00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:43,384
HO
540
00:26:43,427 --> 00:26:46,126
I'll be hanged if
it's not Rhodolphil
541
00:26:46,169 --> 00:26:48,955
[Gasps]
I am frightened at you
542
00:26:48,998 --> 00:26:50,652
You are a witch
Tag
543
00:26:50,696 --> 00:26:53,046
I am so
and
544
00:26:53,089 --> 00:26:56,223
I can tell you your fortune too
545
00:26:56,266 --> 00:26:58,486
Look into my face
546
00:26:58,529 --> 00:27:01,228
The gentleman you love
most in the world
547
00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:03,665
will be at our
house this afternoon
548
00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:06,059
he arrived from the
army this morning and
549
00:27:06,102 --> 00:27:07,974
dies till he sees you
550
00:27:08,017 --> 00:27:11,151
Is he come?
Don't joke with me Tag?
551
00:27:11,194 --> 00:27:13,283
Not to keep you longer in
suspense you must know
552
00:27:13,327 --> 00:27:16,069
the servant of your
Strephon
553
00:27:16,112 --> 00:27:17,723
by some unaccountable
fate or other
554
00:27:17,766 --> 00:27:19,855
is my lord and master
555
00:27:19,899 --> 00:27:21,683
He has just been with me
and told me of
556
00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:24,207
his master's arrival
and impatience
557
00:27:24,251 --> 00:27:26,079
[Laughs]
558
00:27:26,122 --> 00:27:28,081
Oh my dear
dear Tag
559
00:27:28,124 --> 00:27:29,648
you have put me out of my wits
560
00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:31,040
I am all over a flutter
561
00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:33,608
I shall leap out of my skin
562
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:36,480
Is he really come Tag?
563
00:27:36,524 --> 00:27:38,178
I think I'm
going to faint
564
00:27:38,221 --> 00:27:40,006
I'd give the world I had
put my pink and silver
565
00:27:40,049 --> 00:27:41,224
robings on today
566
00:27:41,268 --> 00:27:43,313
I assure you Miss
you look charmingly
567
00:27:43,357 --> 00:27:44,924
Do I indeed though?
568
00:27:44,967 --> 00:27:47,274
I must go in and look myself in
the glass this minute
569
00:27:47,317 --> 00:27:48,754
[Laughs]
570
00:27:48,797 --> 00:27:51,147
Yes she has it
and deeply too
571
00:27:51,191 --> 00:27:53,584
this is no hypocrisy
572
00:27:53,628 --> 00:27:57,545
Not art but nature now
performs her part
573
00:27:57,588 --> 00:28:01,244
and every word's the
language of the heart
574
00:28:01,288 --> 00:28:06,249
♪
575
00:28:06,293 --> 00:28:08,861
To find you still constant
and to arrive at such
576
00:28:08,904 --> 00:28:12,691
a critical juncture is the
height of fortune and happiness
577
00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:14,605
Nothing shall force me
from you
578
00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:17,739
and if I am secure
of your affections
579
00:28:17,783 --> 00:28:19,132
I'll stand him
Madam
580
00:28:19,175 --> 00:28:21,264
and give you every
assurance you can ask
581
00:28:21,308 --> 00:28:24,006
Everything goes on
to our wish sir
582
00:28:24,050 --> 00:28:27,314
I just now had a second
conference with my old lady
583
00:28:27,357 --> 00:28:30,056
and she was so
convinced by my arguments
584
00:28:30,099 --> 00:28:31,971
that she returned
instantly to the lawyers
585
00:28:32,014 --> 00:28:34,974
to forbid the drawing out
of any writings at all
586
00:28:35,017 --> 00:28:38,238
and she is determined
never to thwart
587
00:28:38,281 --> 00:28:41,023
Miss Biddy's inclinations and
has left it to us to
588
00:28:41,067 --> 00:28:43,591
give the old gentleman his
discharge at the next visit
589
00:28:43,634 --> 00:28:45,375
Shall I undertake
the old dragon?
590
00:28:45,419 --> 00:28:47,464
[Laughs]
591
00:28:47,508 --> 00:28:50,641
If we have occasion for help
we shall call for you
592
00:28:50,685 --> 00:28:52,643
I expect him every moment
593
00:28:52,687 --> 00:28:55,124
Therefore I tell you what
Rhodophil
594
00:28:55,168 --> 00:28:57,866
you and your man shall be
locked in my bedchamber
595
00:28:57,910 --> 00:29:00,608
until we have settled matters
with the old gentleman
596
00:29:00,651 --> 00:29:02,218
Do what you
please with me
597
00:29:02,262 --> 00:29:03,306
[Laughs]
598
00:29:03,350 --> 00:29:05,744
You mustn't be
impatient though
599
00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:08,616
I can undergo anything
with such a reward in view
600
00:29:08,659 --> 00:29:11,793
one kiss and
I'll be quite resigned
601
00:29:17,190 --> 00:29:19,061
And now show me the way
602
00:29:19,105 --> 00:29:25,720
♪
603
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:27,461
Come
Sirrah
604
00:29:27,504 --> 00:29:28,897
when I have you under
lock and key
605
00:29:28,941 --> 00:29:31,247
I shall bring you to reason
606
00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:33,902
♪
607
00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:36,818
Is your wedding
dress ready my dove?
608
00:29:36,862 --> 00:29:39,212
The certificate's come
609
00:29:39,255 --> 00:29:42,911
Go follow your Captain
Sirrah march
610
00:29:42,955 --> 00:29:46,567
you may thank Heaven I had
patience to stay so long
611
00:29:46,610 --> 00:29:49,004
♪
612
00:29:49,048 --> 00:29:50,963
[Laughs]
613
00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:52,921
♪
614
00:29:52,965 --> 00:29:54,053
[Sighs]
615
00:29:54,096 --> 00:29:57,883
I find I love
Rhodophil vastly
616
00:29:57,926 --> 00:30:01,147
for though my other sparks
flatter me more
617
00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:04,150
I find can't abide the
thought of them now
618
00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:06,021
Hmm
619
00:30:06,065 --> 00:30:10,069
What shall I do with
my two gallants?
620
00:30:10,112 --> 00:30:13,899
I must at least
part with them decently
621
00:30:13,942 --> 00:30:16,858
Hm
622
00:30:18,555 --> 00:30:22,124
Oh
Oh no
623
00:30:22,168 --> 00:30:24,170
Suppose I were to
624
00:30:24,213 --> 00:30:27,564
set them together by the ears?
625
00:30:27,608 --> 00:30:30,350
Ha ha The luckiest
thought in the world
626
00:30:30,393 --> 00:30:33,222
For if they won't fight
627
00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:36,095
as I believe they won't
628
00:30:36,138 --> 00:30:38,140
I can part with them for
being cowards
629
00:30:38,184 --> 00:30:41,927
and very justly dismiss
them my service
630
00:30:41,970 --> 00:30:46,975
And if they will fight
and one should be killed
631
00:30:47,019 --> 00:30:49,456
well the other will
surely be hanged
632
00:30:49,499 --> 00:30:51,893
or run away and so
I shall very handsomely
633
00:30:51,937 --> 00:30:54,722
get rid of both
634
00:30:54,765 --> 00:30:58,900
[Sighs] I am glad I have
settled it so purely
635
00:30:58,944 --> 00:31:00,510
Ooh
Tag
636
00:31:00,554 --> 00:31:01,729
Are they safe?
637
00:31:01,772 --> 00:31:03,122
I think so the door's
double locked and
638
00:31:03,165 --> 00:31:05,602
I have the key in my pocket
That's pure
639
00:31:05,646 --> 00:31:07,735
But have you given them
anything to divert them?
640
00:31:07,778 --> 00:31:11,086
I have given the Captain
one of you old gloves to mumble
641
00:31:11,130 --> 00:31:14,568
but my Strephon is
diverting himself with the
642
00:31:14,611 --> 00:31:19,007
more substantial comforts
of a cold venison pasty
643
00:31:19,051 --> 00:31:20,966
What shall we do with
the next that comes?
644
00:31:21,009 --> 00:31:23,664
If Mr Fribble comes first
I'll clap him
645
00:31:23,707 --> 00:31:25,535
into your aunt's storeroom
646
00:31:25,579 --> 00:31:27,973
Well I presume he is a great
maker of marmalade himself
647
00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:30,018
[Laughs]
648
00:31:30,062 --> 00:31:32,760
♪
649
00:31:32,803 --> 00:31:34,893
Beggin' your
pardon Miss
650
00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:37,721
Mr Fribble is below
651
00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:39,245
Send him up
652
00:31:39,288 --> 00:31:42,683
Aye
Miss
653
00:31:42,726 --> 00:31:44,076
Go you
654
00:31:44,119 --> 00:31:48,994
♪
655
00:31:49,037 --> 00:31:50,647
Go you and watch
for the other
656
00:31:50,691 --> 00:31:52,301
As soon as you see him
run into us
657
00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:54,216
and pretend it is my aunt
658
00:31:54,260 --> 00:31:56,001
Then we shall have a just
reason to lock Fribble up
659
00:31:56,044 --> 00:31:59,047
until we want him
You may depend upon me
660
00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:17,326
♪
661
00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:21,635
Ah
662
00:32:21,678 --> 00:32:23,071
Mr Fribble
your servant
663
00:32:23,115 --> 00:32:25,987
Miss Biddy
your slave
664
00:32:26,031 --> 00:32:29,599
I should not have come
upon you abruptly but an
665
00:32:29,643 --> 00:32:32,385
accident happened
that so discomposed me
666
00:32:32,428 --> 00:32:34,996
that I had to go home again
to take drops
667
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,998
Indeed
you don't look well
668
00:32:37,042 --> 00:32:39,305
I have set my maid to
watch my aunt
669
00:32:39,348 --> 00:32:41,785
so we may'nt be
surprised by her
670
00:32:41,829 --> 00:32:47,008
Your prudence is equal to
your beauty Miss
671
00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:50,446
and I hope your permitting me to
kiss your hands will be
672
00:32:50,490 --> 00:32:54,015
no impeachment of your
understanding
673
00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:55,060
Oh
674
00:32:55,103 --> 00:32:58,889
Oh I hate the
sight of him
675
00:32:58,933 --> 00:33:01,066
I was afraid I should not
have had the
676
00:33:01,109 --> 00:33:03,285
pleasure of seeing you
677
00:33:03,329 --> 00:33:06,071
pray let me know what
accident you met with
678
00:33:06,114 --> 00:33:08,073
and what's the
matter with your hand?
679
00:33:08,116 --> 00:33:10,553
I shan't be easy
till I know
680
00:33:10,597 --> 00:33:13,121
Well I vow
Miss Biddy
681
00:33:13,165 --> 00:33:15,732
you're a good creature
682
00:33:15,776 --> 00:33:18,605
I'll muster up what
spirits I have
683
00:33:18,648 --> 00:33:21,869
and endeavor to tell you
the whole affair
684
00:33:25,090 --> 00:33:27,092
Thus it was
685
00:33:27,135 --> 00:33:28,354
You must know
Miss
686
00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:31,487
there is not an animal
in the creation
687
00:33:31,531 --> 00:33:35,361
I have so great
an aversion to
688
00:33:35,404 --> 00:33:39,234
as a Hackney coach fellow
689
00:33:39,278 --> 00:33:41,541
As I was coming out
of my lodgings
690
00:33:41,584 --> 00:33:43,021
says one of
'em to me
691
00:33:43,064 --> 00:33:45,588
[Gruff manly voice] Would your
honour have a coach?
692
00:33:45,632 --> 00:33:49,114
"No man" said I
"not now"
693
00:33:49,157 --> 00:33:52,552
with all the civility
imaginable
694
00:33:52,595 --> 00:33:54,423
I'll carry you
695
00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:55,729
[Gruff manly voice]
and your doll too
696
00:33:55,772 --> 00:33:58,297
Miss Margery
for the same price
697
00:33:58,340 --> 00:33:59,863
[Laughs]
698
00:33:59,907 --> 00:34:04,085
Upon which the masculine beasts
about us fell alaughing
699
00:34:04,129 --> 00:34:08,742
I turned round
in a great
700
00:34:08,785 --> 00:34:10,222
passion
701
00:34:10,265 --> 00:34:12,572
"Curse me"
says I
702
00:34:12,615 --> 00:34:15,357
"fellow
but I'll trounce thee"
703
00:34:15,401 --> 00:34:17,881
And as I was
holding out my hand
704
00:34:17,925 --> 00:34:21,363
in a threatening posture
thus
705
00:34:21,407 --> 00:34:23,583
[Giggles]
706
00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:25,280
he takes a cut at me
707
00:34:25,324 --> 00:34:26,890
with his whip
708
00:34:26,934 --> 00:34:28,631
Ha [Laughing]
[Whip snaps]
709
00:34:28,675 --> 00:34:32,200
And striking me over the nail
of my little finger
710
00:34:32,244 --> 00:34:34,028
he gave me such
711
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:37,510
exquisite torture
that I fainted away
712
00:34:37,553 --> 00:34:40,469
And while I was in this
condition the mob
713
00:34:40,513 --> 00:34:43,559
picked my pocket of my purse
my scissors
714
00:34:43,603 --> 00:34:47,781
my mocoa smelling bottle
and my huswife
715
00:34:47,824 --> 00:34:51,176
[Laughs]
I shall laugh in his face
716
00:34:51,219 --> 00:34:53,439
I am afraid you are in
great pain
717
00:34:53,482 --> 00:34:55,702
pray sit down Mr Fribble
718
00:34:55,745 --> 00:34:57,834
I do hope your hand
is in no danger
719
00:34:57,878 --> 00:35:00,141
Not in the least
Ma'am
720
00:35:00,185 --> 00:35:03,579
pray don't be apprehensive
721
00:35:03,623 --> 00:35:08,062
A milkpoultice
a gentle sweat tonight
722
00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:10,020
with a little manna
in the morning
723
00:35:10,064 --> 00:35:14,764
I am convinced I shall
be fully restored
724
00:35:14,808 --> 00:35:19,639
But pray Mr Fribble
do you make use of a huswife?
725
00:35:19,682 --> 00:35:22,207
I can't do without it
Ma'am
726
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:25,427
there is a club of us
all young bachelors
727
00:35:25,471 --> 00:35:28,343
the sweetest society
in the world
728
00:35:28,387 --> 00:35:31,172
and we meet at each others
lodgings three times a week
729
00:35:31,216 --> 00:35:35,263
where we drink tea
hear the chat of the day
730
00:35:35,307 --> 00:35:39,137
invent fashions for the ladies
731
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:42,140
make patterns and
cut 'em out in paper
732
00:35:42,183 --> 00:35:44,707
We were the first
733
00:35:44,751 --> 00:35:47,493
inventors of knotting
734
00:35:47,536 --> 00:35:49,190
[nervous laugh]
735
00:35:49,234 --> 00:35:52,628
And this fringing is the
original produce and
736
00:35:52,672 --> 00:35:56,676
joint labour of our
little community
737
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:58,939
And who are in your
pretty set pray?
738
00:35:58,982 --> 00:36:02,072
There's Phil Whiffle
Jacky Wagtail
739
00:36:02,116 --> 00:36:04,814
my Lord Trip
ha ha
740
00:36:04,858 --> 00:36:07,730
Billy Dimple
Sir Dilberry Diddle
741
00:36:07,774 --> 00:36:08,992
and your humble
742
00:36:09,036 --> 00:36:10,429
What a sweet collection
of happy creatures
743
00:36:10,472 --> 00:36:13,997
Indeed Miss
and so we are
744
00:36:17,044 --> 00:36:19,220
But a prodigious fracas
745
00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:20,874
disconcerted us somewhat
746
00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:23,050
on our visitingday
at Billy Dimples
747
00:36:23,093 --> 00:36:27,141
Three drunken naughty
women of the town
748
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,056
burst into our club room
749
00:36:29,099 --> 00:36:30,884
[Laughing]
750
00:36:30,927 --> 00:36:32,625
broke six looking glasses
751
00:36:32,668 --> 00:36:36,063
scalded us with the slop
basin and scratched
752
00:36:36,106 --> 00:36:40,937
poor Phil Whiffle's
cheek in such a manner
753
00:36:40,981 --> 00:36:43,418
that he has kept his bed
these three weeks
754
00:36:43,462 --> 00:36:45,594
Indeed
Mr Fribble
755
00:36:45,638 --> 00:36:48,206
I think all our sex have
great reason to be angry
756
00:36:48,249 --> 00:36:52,035
for if you are so happy
now you are bachelors
757
00:36:52,079 --> 00:36:54,647
the ladies may wish and sigh
758
00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:56,301
to very little purpose
759
00:36:56,344 --> 00:37:00,130
Ooh you are greatly
mistaken indeed
760
00:37:00,174 --> 00:37:04,134
for I am prodigiously
rallied about my
761
00:37:04,178 --> 00:37:07,137
passion for you
I can tell you that
762
00:37:07,181 --> 00:37:09,531
and am thought of
as practically lost
763
00:37:09,575 --> 00:37:13,187
to our society
already ha
764
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:16,321
Pray Mr Fribble
now you have gone so far
765
00:37:16,364 --> 00:37:19,149
don't think me impudent
if I long to know
766
00:37:19,193 --> 00:37:22,414
how you intend to use the lady
who shall be honoured
767
00:37:22,457 --> 00:37:24,329
with your affections?
768
00:37:24,372 --> 00:37:27,027
Not as most other
wives are used
769
00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:29,595
I assure you
770
00:37:29,638 --> 00:37:32,598
For all the domestic
business shall be taken
771
00:37:32,641 --> 00:37:35,296
off her hands
I shall make the tea
772
00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:39,344
comb the dogs
dress the children myself
773
00:37:39,387 --> 00:37:41,650
if I should be
blessed with any
774
00:37:41,694 --> 00:37:43,173
[nervous laugh]
775
00:37:43,217 --> 00:37:45,959
For that though I'm a commoner
776
00:37:46,002 --> 00:37:50,006
Mrs Fribble will lead the life
of a woman of quality
777
00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:52,531
for she will have
nothing to do but
778
00:37:52,574 --> 00:37:55,273
lie in bed
play at cards
779
00:37:55,316 --> 00:37:57,536
scold the servants
780
00:37:57,579 --> 00:37:59,494
What a happy
creature she must be
781
00:37:59,538 --> 00:38:02,149
Do you
really think so?
782
00:38:02,192 --> 00:38:06,240
Then pray
let me have a little
783
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:09,156
serious talk with you
784
00:38:11,158 --> 00:38:13,682
Though my passion
is not of long st
785
00:38:13,726 --> 00:38:15,510
[Laughing]
786
00:38:15,554 --> 00:38:17,947
Go
you wild thing
787
00:38:17,991 --> 00:38:20,254
The devil take me but
there is no talking to you
788
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:22,996
Why what would you do
with me Mr Fribble?
789
00:38:23,039 --> 00:38:26,478
Well I vow I'll beat
you if you talk so
790
00:38:26,521 --> 00:38:28,784
Don't look at me
in that manner
791
00:38:28,828 --> 00:38:30,003
I could
792
00:38:30,046 --> 00:38:33,528
but I won't grow indecent
793
00:38:33,572 --> 00:38:36,314
Hm
But pray Sir
794
00:38:36,357 --> 00:38:39,012
where are the verses you
were to write upon me?
795
00:38:39,055 --> 00:38:42,189
I find if a young lady is
to depend too much upon
796
00:38:42,232 --> 00:38:44,583
such fine gentlemen
as yourself
797
00:38:44,626 --> 00:38:46,454
she'll certainly be
disappointed
798
00:38:46,498 --> 00:38:50,110
I vow the flutter I was
put into this morning
799
00:38:50,153 --> 00:38:52,112
has quite turned my senses
800
00:38:52,155 --> 00:38:56,334
But here they are and I
believe you'll like 'em
801
00:38:56,377 --> 00:38:58,423
There can be
no doubt of it
802
00:38:58,466 --> 00:39:01,730
Oh my dear creature
803
00:39:01,774 --> 00:39:03,428
who dressed your
head this morning?
804
00:39:03,471 --> 00:39:06,082
They have made
a fright of you
805
00:39:06,126 --> 00:39:10,522
When we are settled I
shall dress your head myself
806
00:39:10,565 --> 00:39:13,263
Pray read the verses
to me Mr Fribble
807
00:39:13,307 --> 00:39:16,049
Ooh
I obey
808
00:39:16,092 --> 00:39:19,400
[Nervous laugh
clears his throat]
809
00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:21,141
Oh
810
00:39:23,012 --> 00:39:25,319
William Fribble Esq
811
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,843
to Miss Biddy Bellair
812
00:39:27,887 --> 00:39:30,411
greeting
[nervous laugh]
813
00:39:30,455 --> 00:39:32,457
[sighs]
814
00:39:34,459 --> 00:39:39,899
No
815
00:39:39,942 --> 00:39:43,337
ice so cold
816
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:46,166
so hard as I
817
00:39:46,209 --> 00:39:48,168
Till warmed and
818
00:39:48,211 --> 00:39:50,866
softened by your eye
819
00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:54,217
and now my heart
dissolves away
820
00:39:54,261 --> 00:39:58,874
in dreams by night
and sighs by day
821
00:39:58,918 --> 00:40:02,312
oh
822
00:40:02,356 --> 00:40:05,968
no brutalpassion
823
00:40:06,012 --> 00:40:09,494
fires my breast
which loathes
824
00:40:09,537 --> 00:40:12,584
the object when possessed
825
00:40:12,627 --> 00:40:15,456
but one gentle
826
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,763
harmless kind
827
00:40:17,806 --> 00:40:20,722
who's joys are centered
828
00:40:20,766 --> 00:40:22,507
in the mind
829
00:40:22,550 --> 00:40:24,073
[nervous laugh]
830
00:40:24,117 --> 00:40:25,988
So take with me
831
00:40:26,032 --> 00:40:28,382
loves better part
832
00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,558
his downy wing
833
00:40:30,602 --> 00:40:35,650
but not his dart
834
00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:37,043
How do you like 'em?
835
00:40:37,086 --> 00:40:39,175
[Laughing] Very pretty
I must confess
836
00:40:39,219 --> 00:40:42,918
but I don't quite
understand 'em
837
00:40:42,962 --> 00:40:45,834
These light pieces
are never so
838
00:40:45,878 --> 00:40:48,097
well understood in reading
839
00:40:48,141 --> 00:40:50,317
as in singing
840
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,624
I have set 'em myself
841
00:40:52,667 --> 00:40:54,713
and shall endeavor
to give 'em to you
842
00:40:54,756 --> 00:40:57,019
[nervous laugh]
843
00:40:57,063 --> 00:40:59,718
Ah
ahhaha
844
00:40:59,761 --> 00:41:02,111
[Clears his throat]
845
00:41:02,155 --> 00:41:05,027
♪ La la
846
00:41:05,071 --> 00:41:07,900
I have an abominable cold
and can't sing a note
847
00:41:07,943 --> 00:41:12,513
However the tunes nothing
the manner's all
848
00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:13,732
Your aunt
Ah
849
00:41:13,775 --> 00:41:15,081
Your aunt
your aunt Madam
850
00:41:15,124 --> 00:41:16,865
WhwhWhat's the matter?
851
00:41:16,909 --> 00:41:19,825
Hide Mr Fribble Tag
or we're all ruined
852
00:41:19,868 --> 00:41:21,043
For heaven's sake
put me anywhere so
853
00:41:21,087 --> 00:41:22,480
I don't dirty my clothes
854
00:41:22,523 --> 00:41:24,133
Put him in the
storeroom Tag
855
00:41:24,177 --> 00:41:26,048
Is it a damp place
Mrs Tag?
856
00:41:26,092 --> 00:41:27,397
The floor is boarded
I hope
857
00:41:27,441 --> 00:41:28,529
Indeed it is not
Sir
858
00:41:28,573 --> 00:41:30,139
Well I shall certainly
catch my death
859
00:41:30,183 --> 00:41:31,271
In
860
00:41:31,314 --> 00:41:32,577
Well I need my cambric
handkerchief and
861
00:41:32,620 --> 00:41:33,708
my smelling salts
In
862
00:41:33,752 --> 00:41:34,230
I shall certainly
have my hysterics
863
00:41:34,274 --> 00:41:35,797
In
864
00:41:35,841 --> 00:41:37,233
[crashing]
865
00:41:37,277 --> 00:41:38,844
Was my aunt coming?
866
00:41:38,887 --> 00:41:40,933
No 'twas Mr Flash
I suppose
867
00:41:40,976 --> 00:41:42,674
by the length of his stride
868
00:41:42,717 --> 00:41:44,153
[Laughs]
869
00:41:44,197 --> 00:41:45,894
He'll be here this minute
what shall we do with him?
870
00:41:45,938 --> 00:41:47,548
I'll manage him
I'll warrant you
871
00:41:47,592 --> 00:41:49,942
and try his courage
872
00:41:49,985 --> 00:41:51,334
be sure you are
ready to second me
873
00:41:51,378 --> 00:41:53,598
we'll have pure sport
[Laughs]
874
00:41:53,641 --> 00:41:56,557
♪ Bumbumbumbum
Hush Here he comes
875
00:41:56,601 --> 00:42:03,477
♪ [humming]
876
00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:05,871
Well my blossom
here am I
877
00:42:05,914 --> 00:42:09,091
What hopes for
a poor dog eh
878
00:42:09,135 --> 00:42:11,050
How
The maid here
879
00:42:11,093 --> 00:42:12,530
Then I've lost
the town dammee
880
00:42:12,573 --> 00:42:14,096
Not a shilling to bribe
the governor
881
00:42:14,140 --> 00:42:16,185
she'll spring a mine and I
shall be blown to the devil
882
00:42:16,229 --> 00:42:19,406
Don't be ashamed Mr Flash
I have told Tag
883
00:42:19,449 --> 00:42:21,451
the whole affair she is
my friend I can assure you
884
00:42:21,495 --> 00:42:24,629
Is she? Then she won't be
mine I am certain
885
00:42:24,672 --> 00:42:26,587
Well Mrs Tag
886
00:42:26,631 --> 00:42:30,983
you know I suppose
what's to be done:
887
00:42:31,026 --> 00:42:33,594
This young lady and I have
contracted ourselves and so
888
00:42:33,638 --> 00:42:34,987
if you to please to
stand bridemaid
889
00:42:35,030 --> 00:42:37,119
why we'll fix
the wedding day directly
890
00:42:37,163 --> 00:42:40,035
The wedding day Sir?
The wedding day Sir?
891
00:42:40,079 --> 00:42:41,646
Ay Sir the wedding day
Sir what have you to say
892
00:42:41,689 --> 00:42:43,082
to that
Sir?
893
00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:44,692
My dear Captain Flash
don't make such a noise
894
00:42:44,736 --> 00:42:45,780
you'll wake my aunt
895
00:42:45,824 --> 00:42:46,999
And suppose I did child
what then?
896
00:42:47,042 --> 00:42:48,566
She'd be frightened
out of her wits
897
00:42:48,609 --> 00:42:50,785
At me Miss
frightened at me?
898
00:42:50,829 --> 00:42:54,397
Tout au contraire I assure you
you mistake the thing child
899
00:42:54,441 --> 00:42:56,661
I have some reason
to believe I am not
900
00:42:56,704 --> 00:42:58,271
quite so shocking
901
00:42:58,314 --> 00:42:59,620
[Laughs]
902
00:42:59,664 --> 00:43:02,797
Indeed Sir
you flatter yourself
903
00:43:02,841 --> 00:43:05,060
But pray
Sir
904
00:43:05,104 --> 00:43:07,106
what are your pretensions?
905
00:43:07,149 --> 00:43:08,977
The lady's promises
my own passion
906
00:43:09,021 --> 00:43:11,589
and the best mounted blade
in the three kingdoms
907
00:43:11,632 --> 00:43:13,503
If any man can produce a
better title
908
00:43:13,547 --> 00:43:15,854
let him have her
if not
909
00:43:15,897 --> 00:43:18,987
the devil mince me
if I give up an atom of her
910
00:43:19,031 --> 00:43:21,207
He's in a fine passion
if he would but hold it
911
00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:23,078
Pray Sir
here reason a little
912
00:43:23,122 --> 00:43:25,690
I never do Madam it is not
my method of proceeding
913
00:43:25,733 --> 00:43:27,343
here's my logic
Sa sa
914
00:43:27,387 --> 00:43:28,606
Oh
[Laughs]
915
00:43:28,649 --> 00:43:31,217
My best argument is
cart over arm ha ha
916
00:43:31,260 --> 00:43:33,175
And if he answers that
Madam
917
00:43:33,219 --> 00:43:35,961
through my small guts
my breath
918
00:43:36,004 --> 00:43:39,486
blood and mistress
are all at his service
919
00:43:39,529 --> 00:43:40,530
nothing more Madam
920
00:43:40,574 --> 00:43:41,749
[Laughs]
This'll do
921
00:43:41,793 --> 00:43:43,316
But Sir?
922
00:43:43,359 --> 00:43:45,971
I profess blood Madam I
was bred up to it from a child
923
00:43:46,014 --> 00:43:49,191
I study the book of fate
and the camp is my university
924
00:43:49,235 --> 00:43:51,150
I have attended the
lectures of Prince Charles
925
00:43:51,193 --> 00:43:53,935
on the Rhine
and Bathiani upon the Po
926
00:43:53,979 --> 00:43:56,982
Extracted knowledge from the
mouth of a cannon
927
00:43:57,025 --> 00:43:59,985
I'm not to be frightened
with squibs Madam
928
00:44:00,028 --> 00:44:01,377
No no
929
00:44:01,421 --> 00:44:04,076
My dear Captain Flash let
me prevail with you to
930
00:44:04,119 --> 00:44:07,775
go away this time your
passion is very fine to be sure
931
00:44:07,819 --> 00:44:11,387
and when my Tag and
my aunt are out of the way
932
00:44:11,431 --> 00:44:13,259
I'll let you know
when you can come again
933
00:44:13,302 --> 00:44:15,174
Come again Madam? And suppose
I never would come again
934
00:44:15,217 --> 00:44:17,089
what do you think of that now
huh?
935
00:44:17,132 --> 00:44:19,178
You pretend to be afraid
of your aunt
936
00:44:19,221 --> 00:44:21,310
your aunt knows what's
what too well to refuse
937
00:44:21,354 --> 00:44:23,530
a good match when it's offered
Lookee Miss
938
00:44:23,573 --> 00:44:26,141
I'm a man of honour
glory's my aim
939
00:44:26,185 --> 00:44:28,013
I have told you the road
I am in and do you see here
940
00:44:28,056 --> 00:44:30,189
child no tricks
upon travelers
941
00:44:30,232 --> 00:44:31,364
[Laughs]
942
00:44:31,407 --> 00:44:33,148
Mr Flash don't
be so furious
943
00:44:33,192 --> 00:44:35,368
Come come come
few words are best
944
00:44:35,411 --> 00:44:36,978
somebody's happier than
somebody and I'm a poor
945
00:44:37,022 --> 00:44:39,154
silly fellow
ha ha that's all
946
00:44:39,198 --> 00:44:42,027
Ah look you
child
947
00:44:42,070 --> 00:44:43,811
to be short
948
00:44:43,855 --> 00:44:46,118
for I'm a man of reflection
949
00:44:46,161 --> 00:44:48,729
I have but a
bagatelle to say to you
950
00:44:48,773 --> 00:44:51,645
I am in love with you up
to hell and desperation
951
00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:54,387
may the sky crush
me if I am not
952
00:44:54,430 --> 00:44:57,390
But since there is another
more fortunate than I
953
00:44:57,433 --> 00:45:01,002
adieu
Biddy
954
00:45:01,046 --> 00:45:04,310
Prosperity to the happy rival
patience to poor Flash
955
00:45:04,353 --> 00:45:07,400
But the first time we meet gun
powder be my perdition
956
00:45:07,443 --> 00:45:09,489
but I'll have the honour to
cut a throat with him
957
00:45:09,532 --> 00:45:11,360
You may meet him now
if you please
958
00:45:11,404 --> 00:45:13,798
Now
may I
959
00:45:13,841 --> 00:45:15,016
Where is he?
960
00:45:15,060 --> 00:45:16,801
I'll sacrifice
the villain
961
00:45:16,844 --> 00:45:19,064
Hush
He's but in the next room
962
00:45:19,107 --> 00:45:20,979
Is he?
963
00:45:21,022 --> 00:45:23,808
Ram me into a mortar piece
but I'll have vengeance
964
00:45:23,851 --> 00:45:25,157
my blood
boils to be at him
965
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,419
Don't be frightened
Miss
966
00:45:26,462 --> 00:45:28,813
I was never better pleased
I assure you
967
00:45:28,856 --> 00:45:30,640
I'll fetch the
gentleman immediately
968
00:45:30,684 --> 00:45:33,905
Stay a little
what a passion I am in
969
00:45:33,948 --> 00:45:35,994
Are you sure he's
in the next room?
970
00:45:36,037 --> 00:45:38,648
I shall certainly
tear him to pieces
971
00:45:38,692 --> 00:45:42,043
I would fain murder him
like a gentleman too
972
00:45:42,087 --> 00:45:43,915
Besides this family
shan't be brought into
973
00:45:43,958 --> 00:45:45,830
trouble on my account
974
00:45:45,873 --> 00:45:47,266
I have it
975
00:45:47,309 --> 00:45:49,050
I'll look for him in the
street and mix his blood
976
00:45:49,094 --> 00:45:50,573
with the puddle of
the next kennel
977
00:45:50,617 --> 00:45:53,968
No Mr Flash
let me see the battle
978
00:45:54,012 --> 00:45:55,404
I shall be glad to see you
fight for me
979
00:45:55,448 --> 00:45:58,886
Pray let me see you fight
there were two gentlemen
980
00:45:58,930 --> 00:46:01,846
fit yesterday
and my Mistress
981
00:46:01,889 --> 00:46:04,805
was never so diverted
in her life
982
00:46:04,849 --> 00:46:06,024
I'll go fetch him out
983
00:46:06,067 --> 00:46:10,115
Do stick him
stick him Captain Flash
984
00:46:10,158 --> 00:46:11,507
I shall love you
the better for it
985
00:46:11,551 --> 00:46:13,771
Damn your love I wish I
were out of the house
986
00:46:13,814 --> 00:46:16,512
Oh
here he comes
987
00:46:16,556 --> 00:46:18,863
Now say some of
your hard words
988
00:46:18,906 --> 00:46:21,474
and run him through
989
00:46:21,517 --> 00:46:22,867
[chatter]
990
00:46:22,910 --> 00:46:24,825
Take it on my word
he is a bully
991
00:46:24,869 --> 00:46:26,479
and nothing else
992
00:46:26,522 --> 00:46:29,003
I know you are my good
friend but perhaps
993
00:46:29,047 --> 00:46:30,483
you don't know his
disposition
994
00:46:30,526 --> 00:46:33,007
I am confident
he is a coward
995
00:46:33,051 --> 00:46:34,922
Is he?
996
00:46:34,966 --> 00:46:36,663
Then I'm his man
997
00:46:36,706 --> 00:46:39,231
I like his looks but I'll
not venture too far at first
998
00:46:39,274 --> 00:46:42,060
Speak to him Sir
I will
999
00:46:42,103 --> 00:46:44,714
Sir I understand
1000
00:46:44,758 --> 00:46:47,239
by way of Mrs Tag here
Sir
1001
00:46:47,282 --> 00:46:50,503
whom you sent Sir
to inform me Sir
1002
00:46:50,546 --> 00:46:54,202
that you would be glad to
speak with me
1003
00:46:54,246 --> 00:46:55,769
Damnation
1004
00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:58,903
Sir I can speak to
you or to anybody Sir
1005
00:46:58,946 --> 00:47:01,340
Or I can let it alone and
hold my tongue
1006
00:47:01,383 --> 00:47:02,863
if I see occasion
Sir dammee
1007
00:47:02,907 --> 00:47:05,039
Well said
Mr Flash
1008
00:47:05,083 --> 00:47:06,954
[Whispering to him]
Now be in a passion
1009
00:47:06,998 --> 00:47:09,957
Don't mind his looks
he changes colour already
1010
00:47:10,001 --> 00:47:11,219
To him
to him
1011
00:47:11,263 --> 00:47:13,221
Don't hurry me
Mrs Tag
1012
00:47:13,265 --> 00:47:15,745
I shall be out of my breath
before I begin if you do
1013
00:47:18,096 --> 00:47:19,793
Sir
1014
00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:23,144
if you cannot speak to a
gentleman in another manner
1015
00:47:23,188 --> 00:47:27,192
why then I'll
venture to say
1016
00:47:27,235 --> 00:47:30,151
you had better hold
your tongue oons
1017
00:47:30,195 --> 00:47:33,154
Sir you and I are of
different opinions
1018
00:47:33,198 --> 00:47:37,550
You and your opinion may
go to the devil take that
1019
00:47:37,593 --> 00:47:40,118
[Laughs]
1020
00:47:40,161 --> 00:47:53,131
♪
1021
00:47:53,174 --> 00:47:55,785
Well said Sir
the day's your own
1022
00:47:55,829 --> 00:47:57,831
What's the
matter Mr Flash?
1023
00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,485
Is all your fury gone?
1024
00:47:59,528 --> 00:48:01,879
Do you give me up?
Give you up Madam
1025
00:48:01,922 --> 00:48:03,445
No
Madam
1026
00:48:03,489 --> 00:48:05,143
When I am determined in my
resolutions I am always calm
1027
00:48:05,186 --> 00:48:07,319
'tis our way
Madam
1028
00:48:07,362 --> 00:48:09,364
And now I shall
proceed to business
1029
00:48:09,408 --> 00:48:10,800
Sir
Oh
1030
00:48:10,844 --> 00:48:12,846
Villain renounce all
right and title this minute
1031
00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:15,022
or the very torrent of my rage
shall overflow my reason
1032
00:48:15,066 --> 00:48:17,720
and I shall annihilate the very
nothingness of your soul
1033
00:48:17,764 --> 00:48:19,287
in an instant
1034
00:48:19,331 --> 00:48:21,115
I wish there was a constable
at hand to take us both up
1035
00:48:21,159 --> 00:48:23,161
we shall certainly to
each other a prejudice
1036
00:48:23,204 --> 00:48:24,945
No you won't indeed
Sir
1037
00:48:24,989 --> 00:48:27,817
Pray bear up to him
if you would but draw your
1038
00:48:27,861 --> 00:48:31,430
sword and be in a passion
he would run away directly
1039
00:48:31,473 --> 00:48:33,432
Will he?
1040
00:48:33,475 --> 00:48:36,696
Then I can no longer
contain myself
1041
00:48:36,739 --> 00:48:38,132
Ah
1042
00:48:38,176 --> 00:48:40,482
Hell and furies
1043
00:48:40,526 --> 00:48:42,223
Come on
thou savage brute
1044
00:48:42,267 --> 00:48:44,095
Come on
Go on
1045
00:48:44,138 --> 00:48:46,401
Come on rascal
Go on Sir
1046
00:48:46,445 --> 00:48:47,707
[Laughs]
1047
00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:49,448
What's the matter
my dear?
1048
00:48:49,491 --> 00:48:52,146
If you won't fight
here's one that will
1049
00:48:52,190 --> 00:48:55,497
Rhodolphil these two
sparks are your rivals
1050
00:48:55,541 --> 00:48:57,717
and have been pestering
me these past two months
1051
00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:59,414
with their addresses
1052
00:48:59,458 --> 00:49:01,939
They have forced
themselves into the house
1053
00:49:01,982 --> 00:49:03,897
and have been
quarreling over me
1054
00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:06,595
and disturbing the family
1055
00:49:06,639 --> 00:49:08,510
if they won't
fight pray
1056
00:49:08,554 --> 00:49:11,035
will you kick 'em
out of the house
1057
00:49:11,078 --> 00:49:12,123
What's the matter
gentlemen?
1058
00:49:12,166 --> 00:49:13,689
Pray don't part us
Sir
1059
00:49:13,733 --> 00:49:15,909
Ah pray Sir don't part us
we shall do you a mischief
1060
00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:20,914
Puff look to the gentleman
and call a surgeon
1061
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,263
Bless me
1062
00:49:22,307 --> 00:49:24,570
How can he stand
under his wounds Sir?
1063
00:49:24,613 --> 00:49:27,877
Am I hurt Sir? I
Hurt Sir
1064
00:49:27,921 --> 00:49:31,011
Why pray let me look
at you in the light
1065
00:49:33,361 --> 00:49:36,103
[Gasps] You have three
through the heart
1066
00:49:36,147 --> 00:49:39,019
[Laughs]
1067
00:49:39,063 --> 00:49:41,804
And several through
the small guts
1068
00:49:41,848 --> 00:49:44,764
Come make it up a round
dozen and then we'll part you
1069
00:49:44,807 --> 00:49:46,505
Come here Puff
1070
00:49:46,548 --> 00:49:48,420
[whispers]
1071
00:49:48,463 --> 00:49:50,465
'Tis the very same
Sir
1072
00:49:50,509 --> 00:49:52,032
Pray Sir have not I had
the pleasure of
1073
00:49:52,076 --> 00:49:55,166
seeing your face abroad?
I have served abroad
1074
00:49:55,209 --> 00:49:57,255
Had not you the
misfortune Sir
1075
00:49:57,298 --> 00:50:00,040
to be missing at the last
engagement at Flanders?
1076
00:50:00,084 --> 00:50:02,956
I was found among the dead
upon the field of battle
1077
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,915
Oh he he was amongst
the first that fell
1078
00:50:05,959 --> 00:50:10,050
The wind of the cannon ball hit
him flat upon the face
1079
00:50:10,094 --> 00:50:12,574
he had just enough
strength to creep
1080
00:50:12,618 --> 00:50:15,099
into a ditch where he
was found in the most
1081
00:50:15,142 --> 00:50:16,709
deplorable condition
1082
00:50:16,752 --> 00:50:18,363
Pray Sir
what advancement
1083
00:50:18,406 --> 00:50:20,060
did you get by the
service of that day?
1084
00:50:20,104 --> 00:50:22,454
My wounds rendered me
unfit for service and
1085
00:50:22,497 --> 00:50:23,281
I sold out
1086
00:50:23,324 --> 00:50:25,587
Stole out
you mean
1087
00:50:25,631 --> 00:50:28,808
We hunted him by scent
to the waterside
1088
00:50:28,851 --> 00:50:31,898
thence he took shipping for
England and
1089
00:50:31,941 --> 00:50:35,119
taking advantage of
my master's absence
1090
00:50:35,162 --> 00:50:37,773
has attacked his citadel
which thankfully
1091
00:50:37,817 --> 00:50:39,384
we are come to
in time to relieve
1092
00:50:39,427 --> 00:50:42,430
and drive His Honour
into the ditch again
1093
00:50:42,474 --> 00:50:44,389
And now
Sir
1094
00:50:44,432 --> 00:50:48,132
how have you dared to show your
face again in open day
1095
00:50:48,175 --> 00:50:50,177
or wear even the outside
of a profession you have
1096
00:50:50,221 --> 00:50:52,484
so much scandalized
by your behaviour?
1097
00:50:52,527 --> 00:50:55,095
I honour the
name of soldier
1098
00:50:55,139 --> 00:50:59,056
and as a party concerned am
bound not to see it disgraced
1099
00:50:59,099 --> 00:51:01,406
as you have forfeited
your title to honour
1100
00:51:01,449 --> 00:51:03,147
deliver up your
sword this instant
1101
00:51:03,190 --> 00:51:05,105
Nay good Captain
No words Sir
1102
00:51:05,149 --> 00:51:07,977
He's a sad scoundrel
1103
00:51:08,021 --> 00:51:10,067
I wish I had kicked him
1104
00:51:12,112 --> 00:51:14,071
The next thing I command
1105
00:51:14,114 --> 00:51:15,942
leave this house
1106
00:51:15,985 --> 00:51:18,162
change the colour
of your clothes
1107
00:51:18,205 --> 00:51:19,119
and the fierceness
of your looks
1108
00:51:19,163 --> 00:51:20,555
[Laughs]
1109
00:51:20,599 --> 00:51:22,166
Appear from top to
toe the wretch
1110
00:51:22,209 --> 00:51:24,168
the very wretch thou art
1111
00:51:24,211 --> 00:51:26,083
Or if you put on looks
that belie the native
1112
00:51:26,126 --> 00:51:29,782
baseness of thy heart
be it where it will
1113
00:51:29,825 --> 00:51:31,479
this shall be the reward
of thy impudence
1114
00:51:31,523 --> 00:51:33,220
and disobedience
1115
00:51:35,962 --> 00:51:39,835
[Laughs]
1116
00:51:39,879 --> 00:51:41,098
♪
1117
00:51:41,141 --> 00:51:43,665
Oh
my dear Rhodophil
1118
00:51:43,709 --> 00:51:45,058
Ah
1119
00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:48,627
What an infamous
rascal it is
1120
00:51:48,670 --> 00:51:50,194
I thank you Sir
for this favour
1121
00:51:50,237 --> 00:51:52,892
but I I must
after and cane him
1122
00:51:52,935 --> 00:51:54,154
Ah
1123
00:51:54,198 --> 00:51:58,332
Er one word with
you too Sir
1124
00:51:58,376 --> 00:51:59,899
With me
Sir?
1125
00:51:59,942 --> 00:52:02,467
You need not tremble
I shan't use you roughly
1126
00:52:02,510 --> 00:52:04,643
I am certain of that
Sir
1127
00:52:04,686 --> 00:52:08,429
but I am sadly troubled
with weak nerves
1128
00:52:08,473 --> 00:52:09,778
[nervous squeal]
1129
00:52:09,822 --> 00:52:12,738
Thou art too despicable
for correction
1130
00:52:12,781 --> 00:52:15,175
therefore be gone and if
I see you here again
1131
00:52:15,219 --> 00:52:18,526
your insignificancy
shan't protect you
1132
00:52:18,570 --> 00:52:21,616
I am much obliged to
you for your kindness
1133
00:52:21,660 --> 00:52:24,315
[nervous laugh]
1134
00:52:30,930 --> 00:52:33,150
Ah
1135
00:52:35,108 --> 00:52:38,503
But if ever I have anything to
do with intrigues again
1136
00:52:38,546 --> 00:52:41,593
[Laughing]
1137
00:52:41,636 --> 00:52:43,769
Er shall I er relieve
you of your trophy Sir?
1138
00:52:43,812 --> 00:52:46,163
Take it Puff as some
small recompense for
1139
00:52:46,206 --> 00:52:48,904
thy fidelity thou can'st
better use it than its owner
1140
00:52:48,948 --> 00:52:53,082
Pray Mr Fox how did
you get out of your hole?
1141
00:52:53,126 --> 00:52:55,215
I thought you
was locked in
1142
00:52:55,259 --> 00:52:57,217
I shot the bolt back when
I heard a noise
1143
00:52:57,261 --> 00:52:58,871
and thinking you were
in danger
1144
00:52:58,914 --> 00:53:01,265
broke my confinement without
any other consideration
1145
00:53:01,308 --> 00:53:04,311
than your safety
1146
00:53:04,355 --> 00:53:07,140
Biddy
Oh Biddy
1147
00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:09,577
The old man
run in run in
1148
00:53:09,621 --> 00:53:12,014
♪
1149
00:53:12,058 --> 00:53:13,494
Sir Simon
Ma'am
1150
00:53:13,538 --> 00:53:15,627
Biddy
1151
00:53:15,670 --> 00:53:18,847
Where have you been
Biddy?
1152
00:53:18,891 --> 00:53:21,372
Jasper and I have been
knocking as loud and
1153
00:53:21,415 --> 00:53:24,113
as long as we were able
1154
00:53:24,157 --> 00:53:25,376
What were you doing
child?
1155
00:53:25,419 --> 00:53:27,247
Reading part of
a play to Tag
1156
00:53:27,291 --> 00:53:30,511
Ah
what play moppet?
1157
00:53:30,555 --> 00:53:33,340
The Old Bachelor
we'd just got to the part of
1158
00:53:33,384 --> 00:53:35,168
Old Nykyn when we
heard you calling
1159
00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:37,170
Fie fie
child
1160
00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:39,738
I've never heard you talk
at this rate before
1161
00:53:39,781 --> 00:53:44,351
I'm afraid you Tag have put
these things into her head
1162
00:53:44,395 --> 00:53:47,659
I Sir?
I vow Sir Simon
1163
00:53:47,702 --> 00:53:50,270
she knows more
than you can conceive
1164
00:53:50,314 --> 00:53:52,925
She surprises me
I assure you though I have
1165
00:53:52,968 --> 00:53:55,188
been married these
two years and
1166
00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:57,625
lived with bachelors
most part of my life
1167
00:53:57,669 --> 00:54:00,062
Do you hear
Jasper?
1168
00:54:00,106 --> 00:54:02,543
I'm all over in a sweat
1169
00:54:02,587 --> 00:54:04,893
Pray Miss
had not you had
1170
00:54:04,937 --> 00:54:06,982
company here this afternoon?
1171
00:54:07,026 --> 00:54:09,289
I saw a young fop go out
of the house as
1172
00:54:09,333 --> 00:54:10,899
I was coming hither
1173
00:54:10,943 --> 00:54:12,161
You might have seen two
Sir Simon
1174
00:54:12,205 --> 00:54:13,119
if your eyes had been good
1175
00:54:13,162 --> 00:54:15,600
Do you hear
Jasper?
1176
00:54:15,643 --> 00:54:18,124
Sure the child
is possessed
1177
00:54:18,167 --> 00:54:20,431
And what did they
want here I pray?
1178
00:54:20,474 --> 00:54:22,694
Me sir
They wanted me
1179
00:54:22,737 --> 00:54:24,783
And what did they
want with you I say?
1180
00:54:24,826 --> 00:54:26,263
Why what do you
want with me sir?
1181
00:54:26,306 --> 00:54:30,136
Do you hear
Jasper? I
1182
00:54:30,179 --> 00:54:32,704
Tell me the reason
why I say?
1183
00:54:32,747 --> 00:54:36,751
I'll tell you the reason why
if you please Sir Simon
1184
00:54:36,795 --> 00:54:40,102
Miss you know is a very
silly young girl
1185
00:54:40,146 --> 00:54:41,278
[laughs]
1186
00:54:41,321 --> 00:54:44,368
and having found out
Heaven knows how
1187
00:54:44,411 --> 00:54:46,108
that there is some
little difference between
1188
00:54:46,152 --> 00:54:49,373
65 and 25 well she's
ridiculous enough
1189
00:54:49,416 --> 00:54:51,113
to go with the latter
1190
00:54:51,157 --> 00:54:52,854
When if she'd
taken my advice
1191
00:54:52,898 --> 00:54:56,858
You're right Tag
she would take me? Eh?
1192
00:54:56,902 --> 00:55:00,471
Yes Sir as the only way
to have both for
1193
00:55:00,514 --> 00:55:03,735
if she marries you the other
will follow of course
1194
00:55:03,778 --> 00:55:06,781
Do you hear
Jasper?
1195
00:55:06,825 --> 00:55:10,219
'Tis very true Sir Simon
from my knowing no better
1196
00:55:10,263 --> 00:55:12,396
I have set my
heart upon a young man
1197
00:55:12,439 --> 00:55:14,354
and a young one I'll have
1198
00:55:14,398 --> 00:55:16,530
There have been three
here this afternoon
1199
00:55:16,574 --> 00:55:18,358
Three
Jasper
1200
00:55:18,402 --> 00:55:20,404
And they have been
quarreling over me
1201
00:55:20,447 --> 00:55:22,884
and one has beat
the other two
1202
00:55:22,928 --> 00:55:25,017
Now
Sir Simon
1203
00:55:25,060 --> 00:55:27,149
if you take up the conqueror
1204
00:55:27,193 --> 00:55:29,369
and kick him as he has
kicked the other two
1205
00:55:29,413 --> 00:55:31,502
you shall have me
as your reward
1206
00:55:31,545 --> 00:55:35,332
and my fifteen thousand pounds
into the bargain
1207
00:55:35,375 --> 00:55:38,030
What says my hero now?
Hey?
1208
00:55:38,073 --> 00:55:40,902
The world's at
an end Jasper
1209
00:55:40,946 --> 00:55:42,643
What's to be done?
1210
00:55:42,687 --> 00:55:44,384
Pack up and be gone
1211
00:55:44,428 --> 00:55:46,343
Don't fight
the match Sir
1212
00:55:46,386 --> 00:55:47,648
No blood and sweat
cannot bear it
1213
00:55:47,692 --> 00:55:50,564
I'm all over agitation
1214
00:55:50,608 --> 00:55:54,220
Where's your aunt
you young cockatrice?
1215
00:55:54,263 --> 00:55:57,092
I'll let her know
she is a base woman
1216
00:55:57,136 --> 00:55:58,529
and you are
1217
00:55:58,572 --> 00:56:00,531
And you are in a fine
humour to show your valour
1218
00:56:00,574 --> 00:56:03,055
Tag go and fetch the
Captain this minute
1219
00:56:03,098 --> 00:56:04,883
while Sir Simon's warm
1220
00:56:04,926 --> 00:56:08,060
and let him know he is waiting
here to cut his throat
1221
00:56:08,103 --> 00:56:09,453
[Laughs]
1222
00:56:09,496 --> 00:56:11,019
I locked him in my bed chamber
until you arrived
1223
00:56:11,063 --> 00:56:13,979
Ooh
Here's an imp of darkness
1224
00:56:14,022 --> 00:56:16,547
What would I give that my
son Bob was here to thrash
1225
00:56:16,590 --> 00:56:19,550
her spark while I ravished
the rest of the family
1226
00:56:19,593 --> 00:56:21,160
I believe we had
best retire Sir
1227
00:56:21,203 --> 00:56:24,816
No no no no I must stay
and see her bully first
1228
00:56:24,859 --> 00:56:28,210
and do you hear Jasper
if I put him in a passion
1229
00:56:28,254 --> 00:56:29,908
do you knock him down
1230
00:56:29,951 --> 00:56:31,605
Pray keep your temper Sir
No
1231
00:56:31,649 --> 00:56:34,129
Now What is the meaning
Sir?
1232
00:56:34,173 --> 00:56:36,784
♪
1233
00:56:36,828 --> 00:56:39,657
Alas
'Tis my father
1234
00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:43,182
I am enchanted
1235
00:56:43,225 --> 00:56:44,879
What's all this?
1236
00:56:44,923 --> 00:56:49,449
Your humble servant
Captain FireBall
1237
00:56:49,493 --> 00:56:52,365
You're welcome back from the
wars noble Captain
1238
00:56:52,409 --> 00:56:54,976
I did not think I would
have the pleasure of being
1239
00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:58,415
knocked o'th'head
or cut up alive
1240
00:56:58,458 --> 00:57:01,069
by so fine a gentleman
1241
00:57:01,113 --> 00:57:02,941
Well I am under such
confusion Sir
1242
00:57:02,984 --> 00:57:05,160
I have not power to convince
you of my innocence
1243
00:57:05,204 --> 00:57:08,512
Innocence
Pretty lamb
1244
00:57:08,555 --> 00:57:11,906
So you have left
the regiment and the
1245
00:57:11,950 --> 00:57:14,866
honourable employment of
fighting for your country
1246
00:57:14,909 --> 00:57:17,956
to come home and cut
your father's throat
1247
00:57:17,999 --> 00:57:19,827
His father Tag
1248
00:57:19,871 --> 00:57:23,483
Come 'tis soon done one
stroke does it or
1249
00:57:23,527 --> 00:57:25,877
if you have any qualms
let your squire there
1250
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:27,269
perform the operation
1251
00:57:27,313 --> 00:57:29,924
Pray Sir don't throw
such temptations in my way
1252
00:57:29,968 --> 00:57:31,535
Hold your impudent tongue
1253
00:57:31,578 --> 00:57:34,494
Why don't you
speak Mr Modesty?
1254
00:57:34,538 --> 00:57:37,889
What is your excuse for
leaving the army I say?
1255
00:57:37,932 --> 00:57:40,065
My affection to
this lady sir
1256
00:57:40,108 --> 00:57:42,459
Your affection
puppy
1257
00:57:42,502 --> 00:57:45,723
Our love has been
long and mutual
1258
00:57:45,766 --> 00:57:48,116
What accidents happened
since my going abroad
1259
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:50,423
and her leaving the country
and how I have most
1260
00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:53,644
unaccountably met you here
I am a stranger to
1261
00:57:53,687 --> 00:57:56,995
But whatever appearances
may be I still am
1262
00:57:57,038 --> 00:57:59,954
and ever was
your dutiful son
1263
00:57:59,998 --> 00:58:02,043
He speaks like
an angel Tag
1264
00:58:02,087 --> 00:58:04,002
Dutiful
Sirrah
1265
00:58:04,045 --> 00:58:05,438
Have you not
rivaled your Father?
1266
00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:07,701
No Sir
you have rivaled me
1267
00:58:07,745 --> 00:58:09,486
My claim must be
prior to yours
1268
00:58:09,529 --> 00:58:12,227
Indeed Sir Simon he does
hold the best title to me
1269
00:58:12,271 --> 00:58:15,143
Sir Sir the young
gentleman speaks well and
1270
00:58:15,187 --> 00:58:18,277
as the fortune will not go
out of the family
1271
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:20,584
I would advise you to
drop your resentment
1272
00:58:20,627 --> 00:58:23,195
be reconciled with your son
1273
00:58:23,238 --> 00:58:26,894
and relinquish the lady
1274
00:58:34,293 --> 00:58:35,903
Ay
1275
00:58:35,947 --> 00:58:39,254
I do so with all my heart
1276
00:58:39,298 --> 00:58:43,476
Lookee son
I give you up the girl
1277
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:46,261
she's too much for me
I confess
1278
00:58:46,305 --> 00:58:48,568
And take my word
Bob
1279
00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:50,875
you'll catch a Tartar
1280
00:58:50,918 --> 00:58:52,790
I assure you Sir Simon
I'm not the person
1281
00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:54,618
you take me for
1282
00:58:54,661 --> 00:58:57,055
If I have treated you
anyways ill it was for
1283
00:58:57,098 --> 00:58:59,579
your son's sake
who had my promises and
1284
00:58:59,623 --> 00:59:03,191
inclinations before you
and though I believe
1285
00:59:03,235 --> 00:59:06,238
I should have made you a
most uncomfortable wife
1286
00:59:06,281 --> 00:59:09,328
I shall be the best daughter
to you in the world
1287
00:59:09,371 --> 00:59:10,764
[Laughs]
1288
00:59:10,808 --> 00:59:12,461
And if you stand
in need of a lady
1289
00:59:12,505 --> 00:59:13,767
my aunt is disengaged
1290
00:59:13,811 --> 00:59:16,117
Oh no no thank you
child
1291
00:59:16,161 --> 00:59:18,642
you have so turned my
stomach against marriage
1292
00:59:18,685 --> 00:59:21,296
I have no appetite left
1293
00:59:21,340 --> 00:59:24,343
But Bob
I wish you joy
1294
00:59:24,386 --> 00:59:28,086
Hold a little
gentlemen and ladies
1295
00:59:28,129 --> 00:59:30,349
Everyone here seems
satisfied but me
1296
00:59:30,392 --> 00:59:32,046
What's the matter Puff?
1297
00:59:32,090 --> 00:59:34,745
Sir as I would prove
worthy of such a master
1298
00:59:34,788 --> 00:59:37,617
and the name of soldier
I cannot put up with the
1299
00:59:37,661 --> 00:59:39,314
least bit of injury
to my honour
1300
00:59:39,358 --> 00:59:42,666
Hey day
What flourishes are these?
1301
00:59:42,709 --> 00:59:46,060
Here's the man
Come forth caitiff
1302
00:59:46,104 --> 00:59:48,672
He hath confessed to me
this day that he had
1303
00:59:48,715 --> 00:59:51,152
taken freedoms
with my lawful wife
1304
00:59:51,196 --> 00:59:54,286
and had dishonourable
intentions toward my bed
1305
00:59:54,329 --> 00:59:56,070
and I demand satisfaction
1306
00:59:56,114 --> 01:00:00,640
Why
the fellow's brain's turned
1307
01:00:00,684 --> 01:00:01,989
And cracked too
Sir
1308
01:00:02,033 --> 01:00:04,078
Come come I'll settle
your punctilios
1309
01:00:04,122 --> 01:00:06,646
and take care of you
and Tag hereafter
1310
01:00:06,690 --> 01:00:08,735
provided you drop all
animosities
1311
01:00:08,779 --> 01:00:11,869
and shake hands this moment
1312
01:00:11,912 --> 01:00:15,089
My revenge gives
way to my interest
1313
01:00:15,133 --> 01:00:19,006
Sir you are my master's
father and I submit
1314
01:00:21,008 --> 01:00:22,706
And Jasper
1315
01:00:22,749 --> 01:00:25,665
I once again take
you in to my bosom
1316
01:00:25,709 --> 01:00:28,233
I'm your friend
again Puff
1317
01:00:28,276 --> 01:00:31,802
[whispers] But harkye
I fear you not
1318
01:00:31,845 --> 01:00:35,370
[Louder] And if you'll lay
aside your steel there
1319
01:00:35,414 --> 01:00:38,765
I am at your service
to demand
1320
01:00:38,809 --> 01:00:41,681
You are very good
at crowing indeed
1321
01:00:41,725 --> 01:00:43,465
Mr Jasper
1322
01:00:43,509 --> 01:00:46,817
But let me tell you the
fool that is rogue enough
1323
01:00:46,860 --> 01:00:49,558
to brag of
a woman's favours
1324
01:00:49,602 --> 01:00:53,084
must be a dunghill every way
1325
01:00:53,127 --> 01:00:58,176
And as for you
my dear husband
1326
01:00:58,219 --> 01:01:02,267
show your manhood
in the proper place
1327
01:01:02,310 --> 01:01:07,576
and you need not fear
these sheepbiters
1328
01:01:07,620 --> 01:01:11,972
Come Bob let us
celebrate your wedding
1329
01:01:12,016 --> 01:01:15,193
And I shall drink a
halfpint bumper
1330
01:01:15,236 --> 01:01:17,238
Come along everyone
1331
01:01:17,282 --> 01:01:27,292
♪
1332
01:01:27,335 --> 01:01:34,168
♪
1333
01:01:34,212 --> 01:01:37,911
Good folks I'm come at my
young Lady's bidding
1334
01:01:37,955 --> 01:01:41,741
to say you are all
welcome to her wedding
1335
01:01:41,785 --> 01:01:43,787
Th'exchange she made
1336
01:01:43,830 --> 01:01:45,789
what mortal can here blame?
1337
01:01:45,832 --> 01:01:49,357
Show me the maid that
would not do the same?
1338
01:01:49,401 --> 01:01:53,057
For sure the biggest
Monster ever seen
1339
01:01:53,100 --> 01:01:57,191
is the doting Sixty
coupled to Sixteen
1340
01:01:59,585 --> 01:02:01,761
Thus may each maid
1341
01:02:01,805 --> 01:02:05,156
the toils almost entrapped in
1342
01:02:05,199 --> 01:02:09,116
[Knocks]
Answer the door
1343
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:13,120
change old Sir Simon
for the brisk young Captain
1344
01:02:13,164 --> 01:02:15,775
♪
1345
01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:17,951
I love these men of arms
1346
01:02:17,995 --> 01:02:20,084
they know their trade
1347
01:02:20,127 --> 01:02:21,825
Let dastards sue
1348
01:02:21,868 --> 01:02:24,392
these sons of fire invade
1349
01:02:24,436 --> 01:02:26,699
♪
1350
01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:29,920
They cannot bear around
the bait to nibble
1351
01:02:29,963 --> 01:02:33,097
like pretty powder'd
patient Mr Fribble
1352
01:02:33,140 --> 01:02:36,056
♪
1353
01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:39,668
To dangers bred
and skilful in command
1354
01:02:39,712 --> 01:02:44,804
they storm the strongest
fortress sword in hand
1355
01:02:44,848 --> 01:02:47,720
♪
1356
01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:49,548
Nights without sleep
[crying]
1357
01:02:49,591 --> 01:02:52,420
and floods of tears when waking
1358
01:02:52,464 --> 01:02:56,337
showed poor Miss Biddy
was in piteous taking
1359
01:02:56,381 --> 01:02:59,166
♪
1360
01:02:59,210 --> 01:03:01,081
She's now quite well
1361
01:03:01,125 --> 01:03:04,041
for maids in that condition
1362
01:03:04,084 --> 01:03:07,566
find the young lover
is the best physician
1363
01:03:07,609 --> 01:03:11,091
♪
1364
01:03:11,135 --> 01:03:12,963
And without helps of art
1365
01:03:13,006 --> 01:03:15,052
or boast of knowledge
1366
01:03:15,095 --> 01:03:18,011
they cure more women
faith
1367
01:03:18,055 --> 01:03:19,970
than all the college
1368
01:03:20,013 --> 01:03:23,800
♪
1369
01:03:23,843 --> 01:03:28,761
[church bells]
1370
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:41,774
♪
1371
01:03:41,818 --> 01:03:52,567
[church bells]
1372
01:03:52,611 --> 01:03:56,267
Sir Simon the tincture
for your gout
1373
01:03:56,310 --> 01:03:58,312
as requested
Sir Simon
1374
01:03:58,356 --> 01:04:02,099
Quiet man
Away away
1375
01:04:02,142 --> 01:04:05,363
I intend to retire to
Bath for the season sir
1376
01:04:05,406 --> 01:04:07,844
I keep a place in
the royal crescent
1377
01:04:07,887 --> 01:04:09,628
Heyday Madam
1378
01:04:09,671 --> 01:04:12,892
I too intend to spend
some time in Bath
1379
01:04:12,936 --> 01:04:16,330
If by accident you
should find yourself
1380
01:04:16,374 --> 01:04:19,116
on Blowbladder street
1381
01:04:19,159 --> 01:04:20,944
I will bear it in mind
1382
01:04:20,987 --> 01:04:22,859
Alas
of course
1383
01:04:22,902 --> 01:04:27,080
What pleasure can bring a
woman of your fine tastes there?
1384
01:04:27,124 --> 01:04:30,997
Upon my word you
are a pretty parcel
1385
01:04:31,041 --> 01:04:34,958
So would you accept a
kiss to keep you in mind?
1386
01:04:35,001 --> 01:04:38,570
Oh faith I never met
such an impudent fellow
1387
01:04:38,613 --> 01:04:40,398
My word Miss Felicity
1388
01:04:40,441 --> 01:04:43,009
I cannot believe you would
deny me this triumph
1389
01:04:43,053 --> 01:04:45,142
I am all too well aware of
the duplicitous manner in
1390
01:04:45,185 --> 01:04:47,840
which Bob won my young
friend's affections
1391
01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:49,798
He is a rogue
of your stamp
1392
01:04:49,842 --> 01:04:51,626
Am I forever to be an
object of your ridicule?
1393
01:04:51,670 --> 01:04:54,238
If fortune smiles
1394
01:04:54,281 --> 01:04:57,284
[arguing]
1395
01:04:57,328 --> 01:05:00,113
Mr Flash?
1396
01:05:00,157 --> 01:05:03,116
Captain Flash
1397
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:04,770
Insufferable fool
1398
01:05:04,813 --> 01:05:07,555
He's a crusty fellow
1399
01:05:07,599 --> 01:05:11,168
Perhaps we could find
somewhere we could er
1400
01:05:11,211 --> 01:05:15,041
quietly retire?
For shame now
1401
01:05:15,085 --> 01:05:16,173
[Cheering]
1402
01:05:16,216 --> 01:05:17,522
They're coming
1403
01:05:17,565 --> 01:05:20,960
[Cheering]
They're coming
1404
01:05:21,004 --> 01:05:24,355
Oh
huzzah
1405
01:05:24,398 --> 01:05:26,313
Huzzah
1406
01:05:26,357 --> 01:05:29,838
[Laughs]
1407
01:05:29,882 --> 01:05:32,058
I'm afraid the town will
be illnatured enough
1408
01:05:32,102 --> 01:05:33,712
to think
I've been a little
1409
01:05:33,755 --> 01:05:35,627
coquettish in my behaviour
1410
01:05:35,670 --> 01:05:38,021
but as I've been constant
to the Captain
1411
01:05:38,064 --> 01:05:39,674
I hope I'll be
excused diverting myself
1412
01:05:39,718 --> 01:05:41,067
with pretenders
1413
01:05:41,111 --> 01:05:44,853
Ah huzzah Huzzah
[Applause]
1414
01:05:44,897 --> 01:05:52,296
[Laughter applause]
1415
01:05:52,339 --> 01:05:53,819
[Cheering]
1416
01:05:53,862 --> 01:05:57,605
Ladies to fops and
braggarts ne'er be kind
1417
01:05:57,649 --> 01:06:00,434
No charms can warm 'em
1418
01:06:00,478 --> 01:06:03,481
and no virtues bind
1419
01:06:03,524 --> 01:06:05,483
Each lover's merit
1420
01:06:05,526 --> 01:06:08,094
by his conduct prove
1421
01:06:08,138 --> 01:06:10,749
Who fails in honour
1422
01:06:10,792 --> 01:06:12,664
shall be false in love
1423
01:06:12,707 --> 01:06:19,366
[Cheering
applause]
1424
01:06:19,410 --> 01:06:26,765
[Applause]
1425
01:06:26,808 --> 01:06:31,030
The huge tall hangman
stands to give his blow
1426
01:06:31,074 --> 01:06:33,076
and only waits
your pleasures
1427
01:06:33,119 --> 01:06:34,816
ay
or no
1428
01:06:34,860 --> 01:06:37,036
If you should
pit
1429
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:39,996
box and gallery
egad
1430
01:06:40,039 --> 01:06:42,128
Joy turns his senses
1431
01:06:42,172 --> 01:06:44,652
and the man runs mad
1432
01:06:44,696 --> 01:06:47,133
But if your ears are shut
1433
01:06:47,177 --> 01:06:48,787
your hearts are rock
1434
01:06:48,830 --> 01:06:50,484
and if you pronounce
the sentence
1435
01:06:50,528 --> 01:06:53,096
block to block
1436
01:06:53,139 --> 01:06:55,228
down kneels the bard
1437
01:06:55,272 --> 01:06:58,231
and leaves you when he's dead
1438
01:06:58,275 --> 01:07:01,017
The empty tribute
1439
01:07:01,060 --> 01:07:04,107
of an author's head
1440
01:07:09,112 --> 01:07:19,035
♪
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