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Stop!

Don't come near me.

You killed Ms. Monica.

And you're trying to destroy the earth. I won't let you do that.

She had been dead even before you met her.

I just used her body for a moment.

You would destroy the earth just like you did to her.

I would not destroy the earth.

Just by your existence, the earth will be destroyed.

You and I exist in different dimensions.

Nonsense!

Why? Why do you look just like me?

Don't come into my time-system any more.

I must protect the earth!

Please, don't hurt me.

Who the hell are you?

- City protector. - What?

You villains, stop bullying that lady.

Just get lost.

It's none of your business.

Every single occurrence of unfortunate crime in this city

Is my business.

Get lost while I count to three. One!

Look, it's not what it looks like.

- Two! - Aren't you listening?

Three!

Where are you?

I'm on my way.

Come quickly!

Stop it!

Are you ok, sir?

I'm fine!

What are we gonna do?

Get after them! We must get her!

Yes, sir.

Stop!

Let's split up!

Wait...

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Ah, are you alright?

Would you drink this?

What's this?

Ah, this is restorative decoction.

No, thanks.

Ah, I guess you don't know about its effectiveness.

It's really good when you suffer from,

general prostration and nervous breakdown.

It is also good for your eyesight. So, please.

It's a bit hard to drink...

Yeah, but I put 3.5 grams of ginseng, licquorice,

the foxglove, peonia, Korean angelica root each,

and also 4.5 grams of hedysarum,

and two jujubes and some slices of three gingers,

so it won't be hard to drink.

Please, drink it before it gets cold.

It smells bad, yuck!

Oh, sorry.

Well, I gotta go.

It's getting too late.

Thank you so much.

Let me carry your bag.

No thanks. I can do it.

No, let me.

It's okay.

Thank you so much.

Oh, ma'am!

Let me open the door for you...

Take care and goodbye.

Ouch!

Ouch!

Are you alright?

How did it go?

We lost her.

What? Three of you couldn't take care of it?

I'm sorry. I'll contact the headquarters and call for back-up.

She is the last one. It won't be hard to get her.

Yes, sir. I'll come down and pick you up, sir.

Don't. I got something to take care of somewhere else.

I gotta go.

You guys are aware of the consequences when it goes wrong?

Finish it as soon as possible.

Your nose... It's bleeding.

We should go to the hospital.

We're running out of time. Check out this car.

It won't take long to find it.

Do you think she is still with him?

She certainly got her chance to run away but she didn't.

She must be recognized his sperm is available.

Now he is her target.

Drink some...

What is it, this time?

Ah.. it's yam juice.

You said that the decoction smelled bad...

So I cut this yam into 8-10 centimeters,

and mixed it with some fresh fruits, yogurt and milk.

Please, drink it when it's cool.

Yam is very good for your health.

It helps a lot to refresh your body.

And also it is easily digested,

therefore it's excellent for indigestion and stomach disorder.

But that's not all.

Yam is good for students as well,

because it can help them concentrate.

Oh, and I almost forgot,

but yam has a lot of vitamin c, so it's really good for your skin complexion.

Your skin complexion would be dramatically better.

Do you live here alone?

Didn't you ask that earlier... I guess not.

Yes, I live alone.

- Your name... - Young gun.

I heard it means the shadow of Polaris.

What's your name?

I'm Monica.

Ms. Monica? Is it English name?

No, it's Korean name.

Really? Is it Korean name?

Yes. I heard it means the peach tribe came out of winter mud.

Peach tribe?

Wow. That's really nice. Then, is your surname 'Mo'?

No, It's 'Ha'.

'Ha'...

- Then, your full name is Hamonica? - Yes.

Wow. That's amazing.

I really love to play harmonica.

How old are you?

Thirty four.

Me, too.

- Ah, is that so? - Yes.

Yeah... You definitely look older than thirty.

I heard that many times.

- Really? - Yeah.

We have a lot in common.

Anyway, what's your job?

I do some volunteer activities.

Do you have any experience of it?

I've done it once.

Just once?

Yes.

Oh, volunteer activities are so great.

Most of all, it is very worthy...

What's that?

That is a bicycle. Don't you know a bicycle?

I know it. But it is in the room.

Ah... I used to ride that a lot,

but after I bought a sports car, I just keep it in my room.

These days, people ride those bicycles with gears.

But those are not good for your exercise, actually.

It's better for your health to ride without gears.

Your lifestyle is very healthy.

Everyone should follow me.

And also you are so handsome...

You must be very popular among girls, right?

I used to be told that I'm quite cute.

Do you have a girlfriend?

No, I don't.

How about a date?

Everything's too fast, these days.

They just go out easily.

You can even get a date in the internet chat room.

And they just hold their hands, kiss and then have sexual relationships.

You can see those leaflets on the street.

All you have to do is just call and get a girl.

That's not right.

People shouldn't do that.

You know, it takes a lot of time to know each other truly.

Oh, by the way...

I'm involved in a campaign against drinking and smoking.

That means you are not having any of them?

Not at all.

Drinking and smoking are awfully bad for your health.

Those are nicotine and tar...

...their own bodies.

Oh, wait!

Do you want to play a game?

I need to go to bathroom...

Rock Paper Scissors.

Rock Paper Scissors.

One time more.

Rock Paper Scissors.

We have a lot in common.

Shall we try it one more time?

Yes.

Rock Paper Scissors.

See... You should go first.

- Should I? - Yes.

I told you about the rules, right?

Yes.

You know, this Jenga was created by English man in the early 1970s.

Jenga means 'construct', 'build', or 'set up',

and to play this game, you have to stack the initial tower,

which has 18 levels of three blocks and...

Mr. Young gun.

Ah... Yes, Ms. Monica. Good job.

I...

I can play this Jenga really well.

I hope there'll be a contest or something

I'm definitely gonna be the winner.

It's my turn.

And it's your turn.

Now, it's my turn...

It's getting really difficult.

Well...

Wow... Ms, Monica. How could you...

It was nothing.

You're very good.

Am I?

Definitely.

If there's a Jenga contest for couples, we could definitely win the first place.

Oops...

I guess I lost the game.

Well, then...

Yes.

- I'll be gentle. - Ok.

Are you alright?

Yes, I'm OK. You are very strong.

Yeah, a little bit.

Let's play one more round.

It's my hand...

I thought it was Jenga.

You are really strong. I mean, I admire strong people.

A Jenga block is... here...

Raise up your arms.

What for?

I'm sorry. I got scars all over my body...

Ms. Monica. I didn't know you hurt this bad.

It needs to be treated first. Right now.

It's OK.

No... Those bastards...

6 times 1 is 6.

6 times 2 is 12.

6 times 3 is 18.

- 6 times 4... - ...is 24.

6 times 5 is 30.

6 times 6 is 27.

6 times 6 is 36. Sorry.

I'm sorry. I took a vow of chastity.

So I just can't do such things.

I'm so sorry.

Why are you touching my waist?

This is very good massage for man's stamina and erection.

If you massage this spot of waist,

it would relax the brain.

Therefore, this massage is very effective for healthy sperms.

How... How do you know such things...

I'm sorry. It's my fault. Forgive me.

I've done so wrong.

I'm such a jerk.

Forgive... Aaaaah!

Check out the next location.

Yes, sir.

Are you OK?

Ms. Hamonica?

What's this?

Yohimbine...

Mo, Monica?

It's alkaloid from Rubiaceous plants in West Africa.

It's aphrodisiac.

Why... Why are you doing this to me?

I need your sperm.

What?

Those pure sperms you've treasured for 30 years.

I told you I took a vow of chastity.

That's what I'm saying.

Then... Were you just pretending to be nice to me?

We had a lot in common.

Did we?

I'll never let you have it.

Yes, you will...

No...

It hurts...

Is it scorpion's mating pose from the Kamasutra,

which increases the sexual desire rapidly?

Until the East Sea dried up and Mt. Baekdu worn away,

God watch over our land forever.

The rose of Sharon, The beautiful land of Korea,

far and wide Our Korea forever.

What's next?

Ms. Monica, I told you.

I can't give you my sperm because of my vow.

Why don't you find someone else?

I must get pregnant tonight.

No, no. You can get pregnant any time you want.

Why does it have to be tonight?

Well...

I can get pregnant on just one special day,

and today is that day.

It's the tradition of my family.

But... If I can't get pregnant tonight...

I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...

Well, then... I've got an idea.

If we get married, I can sleep with you.

Let's get married.

You see... If we get married, um...

You know... Let's get married...

Right now.

- Right now? - Of course.

Really?

Thank you.

Then...

W, wait.

Let's go to the district office tomorrow.

What for?

For marriage registration.

Oh, I guess you don't know about the marriage registration.

You see, the marriage registration is...

Um... Report to a government office about the fact that we are married.

To register a marriage properly,

you need to submit a marriage registration paper,

which contains the countersignatures of couple and two witnesses.

Oh, why don't you call your friends and family?

You said we can get married tomorrow. Why are you doing this again?

I need your sperm.

I know.

As soon as we report to a government office about our marriage,

I can sleep with you.

It has to be tonight.

You still don't understand.

I can sleep with you after the marriage registration.

I don't have time!

No! This is not right.

You're pathetic and ugly.

You liar! You said I'm handsome a minute ago.

What are you gonna do with that thing?

Break your vow.

No.

Are you giving up?

No.

Give up on it!

No! But I wanna ask you one thing.

Where the hell did you bring such things?

If you give up, I'll tell you.

Will you give up?

What are you doing?

Ms. Monica? Ms. Hamonica?

Aaaah... Aaaah...

How much time does she have to be fertilized?

Her ovary would be extinct in three hours.

That guy is the decisive factor.

But there's no sign of fertilization wavelength.

No, she must be using any means to be fertilized.

Aaaah. Can you hear me?

If you'll break your vow... If you won't...

If you'll break your vow... If you won't... Okay?

Will you break your vow?

This is for you.

I ground garlic, ginger, onion, wasabi,

and capsaicin all together.

Drink it when it's cool.

Won't you give up?

I didn't want external fertilization.

But I heard that you human beings ejaculate when choked to death.

Forgive me... It hurts so badly.

My son.

You are still a sinner who can only think about your own pain.

Dad, forgive me.

Your pain is nothing but the signal sent by your brain.

What you really need to be afraid of is that,

you and this entire world could be ruined by your sin.

How dare you?

Dad...

I got the wavelength.

It's 4 kilometers away from here, the northwest.

Check out the box and the location of wavelength.

Yes, sir.

Dad...

Dad...

Ms. Monica...

Monica, are you alright?

What is the exact location?

The signal is getting weak.

It's hard to figure out the exact location

but it's within a 20-meter radius.

How did it go?

I got the wavelength of fertilization.

This way.

Mo... Ms. Monica.

Ms. Monica. Ms. Hamonica...

Ms. Hamonica...

I'm really sorry.

Ms. Monica?

Don't... kill... me...

I'll protect you, Ms. Monica.

We must go to a district office together.

Wait!

We are from a secret agency dealing with the aliens.

Two years ago,

a planet which was 8,435,434,948,040km away,

from the earth suddenly had disappeared.

Many scientists suggested various hypotheses to figure out the reason,

but none of them were right.

And then, a huge meteorite landed in Seoul recently.

The troops, the National lntelligent Service and the secret agency were called out,

but it was empty,

and the living thing in that meteorite disappeared.

According to the investigation,

that meteorite was a part of planet that had disappeared two years ago,

and the living thing in it was an extraterrestrial,

with incredible adaptability to any environment.

Plus, it was the reason of the explosion of that planet.

That planet couldn't bear this living thing's,

astonishing velocity of evolution.

There was constant conflict of dimension and it ended in explosion.

Because this living thing's time-system changed,

the planet's time-system too quickly.

And... The earth is in great danger.

It is possible that our planet might be destroyed,

exactly like that planet as well.

What the hell are you talking about?

The extraterrestrial inside her body doesn't have the same time-system like ours.

But the earth is the planet for human beings.

If the earth moved on their time system,

our life could be shortened to a single day.

To save our earth and human beings,

we must kill that thing.

That's the only way where we can protect our time system.

I don't believe it.

No!

I will protect you.

We must go to a district office together.

Can you hear that?

How can I catch it?

With a wavelength detector.

Hurry up!

Stop!

Don't come near me.

You killed Ms. Monica.

And you're trying to destroy the earth. I won't let you do that.

She had been dead even before you met her.

I just used her body for a moment.

You would destroy the earth just like you did to her.

I would not destroy the earth.

Just by your existence, the earth will be destroyed.

You and I exist in different dimensions.

Nonsense!

Why? Why do you look just like me?

The half of my genes is from yours.

You don't know anything about pregnancy and childbirth.

Baby can be born after 37 weeks of pregnancy,

and before that, we call it premature birth.

But you just had 2 hours.

My time-system is not equal to yours.

The time-system of Ms.Monica and the earth is not equal to yours, either.

All living things in this universe live by their own time-system.

Don't come into my time-system any more.

I must protect the earth!

Once upon a time, there lived a woodsman called 'Wangjil' in China during the Qin dynasty.

One day, he went into the mountain to gather some firewood and saw two men play go.

He thought it was interesting, so he sat down and watched their play.

Before long, one of them took out something and gave it to Wangjil.

It looked like a mandarin, and he didn't feel hungry at all after he ate it.

After one round of go, one of them said to Wangjil that his ax became rusty.

So Wangjil hurried off to the town with his rusty ax,

and found people were preparing for ancestor worship ceremony in his house.

Thought it was strange, he asked someone about the reason and heard,

that a long time ago, their great-grandfather called 'Wangjil' suddenly had disappeared,

so they had this memorial ceremony on that day since then.

His parents and children no longer existed.

- from the Chinese legend