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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,218 Please leave your message. 2 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:35,720 Hey Aaron, um-- 3 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:38,598 I'm just finishing up here at the storage. 4 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:41,017 Just want to give you a heads up, um-- 5 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:43,269 I'm gonna start heading out your way. 6 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:44,562 Ehmmm-- 7 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,441 Yeah...yeah man uh, thanks again for-- 8 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:49,734 you know-- 9 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,069 letting me-- 10 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:52,445 stay with you guys. 11 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:54,155 Um, hopefully I'm not-- 12 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,324 you know intruding, or-- 13 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:58,368 causing any kind of-- 14 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:02,038 trouble with the lady friend or anything. 15 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:03,039 Um-- 16 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:04,624 but, uh-- 17 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,377 yeah looking forward to it man, uh-- 18 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,796 you know I haven't seen you in a while so it'll be good to-- 19 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:10,964 hang out again-- 20 00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:13,716 maybe like old times. 21 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:17,053 Yeah...that'll be good. 22 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:20,306 Alright buddy well uh...um-- 23 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:21,850 I'lll see you soon, alright. 24 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:24,644 Oh and if you need anything just let me know, um-- 25 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:26,062 I can,,,pick something up. 26 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:27,063 Okay. 27 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:27,897 Cool. 28 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:29,107 Alright bud. 29 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:30,525 Bye. 30 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:40,285 Toiletries-- 31 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:42,579 Laptop-- 32 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:44,873 Bare essentials-- 33 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:47,500 Anthing else-- 34 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,794 ss.ss,ss,ss,ss,ssssss. 35 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,298 Uhhh. 36 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:57,969 Numbing anxiety to the point where it feels hard to breathe. 37 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,849 So how many people are going to be there? 38 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:04,142 I don't know-- 39 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:04,976 A couple. 40 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,061 A couple not a few? 41 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:09,647 What's the difference? 42 00:03:09,647 --> 00:03:11,524 ; Oh, okay, no no no, don't play that game with me-- 43 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:12,901 You know there's a difference-- 44 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:15,028 Is it a "couple". Or a "few"? 45 00:03:16,487 --> 00:03:17,488 A few. 46 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:20,783 A few, okay. So that's including us. 47 00:03:21,826 --> 00:03:22,744 I don't know. 48 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,704 What do you mean you don't know? Don't lie to me. 49 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,497 I'm not lying-- 50 00:03:26,789 --> 00:03:27,790 Don't start. 51 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:29,667 I'm not starting anything-- 52 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:33,087 How many people? 53 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:34,088 Go. 54 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:37,592 Ahh, I honestly don't know-- 55 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,220 All I-- I don't. 56 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:42,472 How? How can you not know? 57 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:44,724 Well...because-- 58 00:03:45,683 --> 00:03:46,684 Okay, I don't know. 59 00:03:46,851 --> 00:03:47,685 All I know is-- 60 00:03:47,685 --> 00:03:48,811 - I don't. - Got that part. 61 00:03:48,978 --> 00:03:52,148 All... I just know that we're gonna over to her house, were gonna have drinks-- 62 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:53,983 Okay? I don't know who else she invited-- 63 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,528 As of right now I know that it's us-- 64 00:03:57,820 --> 00:03:59,155 And her boyfriend-- 65 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:03,159 - And... - And the truth comes out. 66 00:04:03,868 --> 00:04:04,702 What? 67 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,454 It's a fuckin' double date-- 68 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,209 - I knew it. - I didn't say that. 69 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:12,043 I knew it. 70 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:13,711 I didn't say that it was a double date. 71 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:15,546 Okay you didn't have to say it because I knew it. 72 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:17,215 You didn't know anything. 73 00:04:18,132 --> 00:04:20,176 At any point in time-- 74 00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:23,554 did she ever use the words "double" and "date" in-- 75 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:24,639 the same sentence? 76 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:24,681 - the same sentence? - I don't remember. 77 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,266 I don't remember. 78 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:27,558 How convenient-- 79 00:04:27,558 --> 00:04:28,601 And I call bullshit. 80 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:32,272 I really don't. 81 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:35,441 I think you'd remember something like that. 82 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:36,985 I really don't-- 83 00:04:38,569 --> 00:04:39,279 I don't. 84 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:39,946 You're good-- 85 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,864 - You're good at this you know. - I don't...just-- 86 00:04:41,864 --> 00:04:43,616 it wasn't one conversation-- 87 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:44,951 it was many conversation-- 88 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:48,037 You know, I feel like a jerk I've been dodging out on her invites for a while-- 89 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,248 - Alright. - I feel like a jerk we're going. 90 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:53,501 Well why are you even dodging out on her-- 91 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:54,335 do you not like her?-- 92 00:04:54,335 --> 00:04:55,545 Because if you don't and we go to this-- - 93 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:57,964 thing, it's just gonna make it even more fucking awkward-- 94 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,340 What is she, some kind of annoying person? 95 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,009 No I like her-- 96 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:01,843 I do like her-- 97 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,011 I think she's really cool-- 98 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:03,553 I just-- 99 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:04,846 I don't do well-- 100 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:06,264 transitioning from-- 101 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:08,141 co-worker to buddy. 102 00:05:08,349 --> 00:05:10,018 So you're bringing me along as a buffer? 103 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,811 I'm bringing you along because-- 104 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,688 her boyfriend Mike is going to be there-- 105 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,857 and in case other people don't show up-- 106 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:17,650 I don't wanna be the third wheel. 107 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:19,485 Because it's a fuckin' double date. 108 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,654 Maybe-- 109 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:23,364 like what's the big deal? 110 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:25,450 You wanna know what the big deal is? 111 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:26,284 Mmh hmm. 112 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:28,286 Double dates are awkward-- 113 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:30,163 You know what kind of people double date?-- 114 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:30,663 hmm? 115 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:31,539 Swingers-- 116 00:05:31,789 --> 00:05:33,416 And last time I checked we don't swing. 117 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:34,834 You're so stupid. 118 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:36,377 Wha', I'm serious here-- 119 00:05:36,794 --> 00:05:38,338 Okay, maybe not about the swinging thing-- 120 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,173 but definitely about the awkward thing-- 121 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,675 Look we're gonna be sitting there on their couch-- 122 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:43,301 We're gonna be-- 123 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:44,552 gauging eachother-- 124 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:46,512 Eye-balling eachother-- 125 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:49,307 Being awkwardly polite-- 126 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:51,934 Until we find some kinda common ground to riff on-- 127 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:53,811 And then that conversation is going to be short lived-- 128 00:05:53,811 --> 00:05:56,064 because you can't base an entire conversation off of-- 129 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:57,774 one, small, thing-- 130 00:05:57,982 --> 00:05:59,942 So that's going to lead them into -- 131 00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:02,362 prying into our business, asking about-- 132 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:05,031 our family, or even how we met-- 133 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,574 and I'm sure at one point in time-- 134 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:08,201 you and "Vivi"-- 135 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:10,495 Are gonna go-- Dude don't put her in quotations. 136 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:11,371 Shush! 137 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:12,538 Don't put her in quotations. 138 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:13,164 Shush-- 139 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:14,916 You two are gonna go off on a tangent-- 140 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,584 talking about the "chisme" at work-- 141 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:18,336 "oh did you hear what that person did--" 142 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:21,255 "oh my goodness can you believe what that other person said"-- 143 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:23,049 And, I'm gonna be sitting there with Mike-- 144 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:25,468 trying to figure out what the fuck to talk about-- 145 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:26,344 and huh-- 146 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,429 grrh, I don't wanna-- 147 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:29,639 I don't wanna-- 148 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:31,474 - I don't wanna be there with these people. - Val these are...stop that-- 149 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:32,975 stop that. These are real people-- 150 00:06:32,975 --> 00:06:33,976 like they're real people-- 151 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:35,937 why do you keep using quotation marks? 152 00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:38,439 - They're bunny ears. - And when did I become a cliche. 153 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:40,358 Okay, I'm almost done with my point-- 154 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:42,568 I don't wanna be sitting there with Mike-- 155 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:44,153 trying to figure out what to talk about-- 156 00:06:44,153 --> 00:06:45,613 because what if he likes sports, alright-- 157 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:47,115 eh, I don't like sports-- 158 00:06:47,281 --> 00:06:49,325 I don't think people should get paid millions of dollars-- 159 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:51,452 to do something they learned how to do during recess-- 160 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:53,454 What if I say that?-- 161 00:06:53,454 --> 00:06:56,499 I'm probably gonna say that and it's gonna be fucking awkward-- 162 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:56,541 I'm probably gonna say that and it's gonna be fucking awkward-- and I'm just trying to avoid-- 163 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:58,376 and I'm just trying to avoid-- 164 00:06:58,459 --> 00:06:59,293 Okay. 165 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:01,504 - having an awkward encounter. - Uh huh, okay, okay, okay-- 166 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:02,255 I get it-- 167 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:03,548 I understand-- 168 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:05,049 But we're still gonna go-- 169 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,009 Okay? We're still going. 170 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,929 Gay 'ol couple time. It's gonna be good. 171 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:11,889 Gay 'ol couple time, alright-- Gay 'ol couple time. 172 00:07:11,889 --> 00:07:13,307 - My favorite time. - It's gonna be fabulous. 173 00:07:13,307 --> 00:07:14,434 Gay 'ol couple time. 174 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:15,518 Viv. 175 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:16,519 - Hi! - Your friends are here-- 176 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:18,229 hey hello. Hi. Hello. 177 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:19,981 - Don't mind him he likes to talk tough. - He's good. 178 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:20,982 He's- He's good. 179 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:22,191 He's crazy. HI. Hi. 180 00:07:22,191 --> 00:07:23,526 So good to see you. 181 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:24,527 Good to see you. 182 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:25,403 Hi. Oh my-- Hey. 183 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:26,571 That's Rufus. He's-- 184 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,531 a little ball of fur. 185 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:30,700 Come on in make yourselves at home...ah, actually I'll take that. 186 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:31,325 Yeah. 187 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,452 - Thank you. - Awesome. 188 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:37,790 How long has it taken me to get you guys over here though 189 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:38,499 Uhhh? 190 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:39,333 Too long. Ohp-- 191 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:40,501 Yeah. 192 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:41,669 Oh, I'll take that from you. 193 00:07:41,669 --> 00:07:43,296 - I'll go set this in here. - Umm, let's-- 194 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,965 you guys go ahead and have a seat...like-- 195 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:47,925 Here's good. 196 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:48,551 Umm-- 197 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:49,260 just, yeah-- 198 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:49,927 Okay. 199 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:51,220 - Right there. - Or, I mean-- 200 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:52,722 While we, uh-- I could...we could stand. 201 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:54,640 No, no, no really. Really. Sit right here. 202 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,225 - Naw make yourself at home just make yourself at home. - This is a great spot. 203 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:58,311 - Rufus. Come on. - Come on. 204 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,312 Hey Rufus come on. 205 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,188 - Come here. - Come one. 206 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:02,231 - We'll set thing up in here. - We'll just be a second. 207 00:08:02,231 --> 00:08:03,774 Alright no worries, take your time. 208 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,986 - No rush. - Hey you, your gonna help me set up the table. 209 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:09,113 - There we go. - You're gonna help me set up the table. 210 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:16,204 [rag-tag oldies play in the backroundd} 211 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:19,790 - Woops. - What, what kind of wine is this? Excuse me. 212 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:23,211 Um, vino verde from Portugal. 213 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:25,171 Nice. 214 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:27,381 I've been taking some language courses, so-- 215 00:08:27,381 --> 00:08:28,716 Very good accent. 216 00:08:28,716 --> 00:08:29,800 - Thank you. Thank you. - Yeah. 217 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,261 - She beeen working at it I get to hear it all the time. - Yeah. 218 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:35,765 The rollering of the R's-- So I don't know if you guys got this but the theme of tonight is-- 219 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,017 save the planet-- 220 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:39,769 So...for you... you know-- 221 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:45,691 How, how...how does that work. I'm sorry. 222 00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:49,737 Well I mean like foods from around the world, I mean you know like-- 223 00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:53,199 She likes to do themed dinners, it's just kinda like-- It's just a thing, don't worry about it. 224 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,325 I love it. 225 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:56,118 It's just something she does. 226 00:08:56,118 --> 00:08:57,286 That's cool...sorry. 227 00:08:57,286 --> 00:09:04,043 I didn't mean to sound like a dick. No, no it's fine. No, no not at all. Well I mean like we're all from the world and we need to like embrace-- 228 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:08,381 the world as it is and just like truly save the planet, you know. 229 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:13,302 So like we're obstaining from all water use tonight. By drinking the wine-- 230 00:09:13,594 --> 00:09:15,137 Because you know, California. 231 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:16,138 Yeah. 232 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,474 Don't bathe in the wine though. 233 00:09:18,474 --> 00:09:20,518 That would be bad-- 234 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,186 Yes. 235 00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:26,107 Is that not a thing?-- Just kidding. 236 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,485 We'll see how the rest of the night goes. 237 00:09:30,027 --> 00:09:32,947 How terrible is this, do you guys mind if I'm using my hands?-- 238 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:36,200 'cause I can't... No, you're fine. No, no, no. Those are... purely optional. 239 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:36,909 Okay. 240 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:37,743 it's...it's-- 241 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:38,744 It was the-- 242 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,705 - Planet...theme... - you know...the Asian vibe. 243 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:41,581 - Yeah. - Yeah. 244 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:45,126 We're going for like a save the planet, Asian style. 245 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:48,087 I feel it...I feel it. 246 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:49,797 Nice. 247 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,299 That's why i have you know-- 248 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,467 - the hair tied up. - that's how come the hair. 249 00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:56,762 It makes me feel more free.--yeah. Samurai. 250 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:59,181 - Oh yeah--haite. - Samuri styling. 251 00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:00,182 Arigoto. 252 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:03,060 Mr. Roboto. 253 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:10,276 I'm trying to get that chick at work to get rid of the plastic bags. I think that's really necessary. 254 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:11,569 Good luck-- 255 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,195 she doesn't budge on anything.-- 256 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:14,363 I wonder if she like-- 257 00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:16,574 ever even farts. I don't even think her fucking... 258 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:20,578 I don't even think her butt-cheeks like ever crack open-- 259 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:22,705 So clenched all the time. 260 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,040 That's an epidemic. 261 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,751 Wow...well if you think about it, I mean ss-- 262 00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:30,755 you start kinda feeling bad for her, it's like "oh man" all that build up. 263 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:33,049 - I don't feel bad for her at all. - Oh man. 264 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:34,508 It's gotta be rough after a while. 265 00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:38,429 You know what I'm saying. so it's like, man, it's almost like I understand why you-- 266 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,473 why you hate everyone and yourself. 267 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:41,932 Okay. 268 00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:45,186 You suck...everybody else can do it. So-- No I can't. 269 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:48,064 on a more serious note I didn't want to be that guy-- 270 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:51,442 but um- Oh, here we go. Uh oh. how did you meet? 271 00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:54,862 Oh shnap...she went there. Don't let her be-- 272 00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:55,946 Don't let her be that guy. 273 00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:57,323 - Ahhh. - Seriously, you don't, you don't have to answer. 274 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,700 No, it's tot--it's cool. I am that guy. Let it happen 275 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:02,119 It's totally cool. Let it happen. Alright. 276 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:06,707 Just... like how we met and how we got together are just two different stories, so like-- 277 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:07,583 Aaaah. 278 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:08,584 Two stories! 279 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:11,545 Two different stories. For the price of one. Two for the price of one, excellent. 280 00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:13,422 - Yeah. - Let's hear your tale mother goose. 281 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:17,468 Well, I mean, one of 'em really isn't a story though-- 282 00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:19,929 'cause like we met in school, so it's not that interesting. 283 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,722 Oh. Oh, well... Yeah... 284 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:24,850 I mean, just because we met in school doesn't mean it's not interesting. 285 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,352 Oh no, I didn't mean it like that...I just-- 286 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,770 No, not you-- 287 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,021 - No! - Naw like, ye-- 288 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:35,695 You know we were best friends, you know, 'cause we met in school and what not, you know we had some "Andy & Ducky" stuff going on so uh-- 289 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:36,195 Huh. 290 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:40,241 I think it's a little more interesting than just, not interesting. Alright, that's...that's that is cute. Well I-- 291 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:46,122 wasn't saying that it's "not" interesting, I'm just saying that I can't recall the first time that I saw you. 292 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,873 - Hmm, hmm. - Can you? 293 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,458 - Yeah. - I remember the first time I saw you. 294 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:50,584 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. 295 00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:52,461 - Really? - Uh-huh. 296 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:55,256 Okay. 297 00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:56,882 Yup. 298 00:11:57,174 --> 00:11:58,718 How-how did that story go? 299 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,554 I'm glad you asked, 'cause um-- Hmm? 300 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:06,976 You were...you were standing from a far and-- 301 00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:10,062 You don't know! the light... You don't know! 302 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:13,232 Busted! You don't know! Just...come on. 303 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,359 You've been exposed my friend. 304 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,945 - Damn it. - You cannot lie. 305 00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:20,656 I will catch you. 306 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:22,616 You cannot lie. 307 00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:24,535 You've been duped. 308 00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:28,456 - She is clever this one. - I sure am. 309 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,959 Well okay, but how did you guys actually end up together then. 310 00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:34,587 Hmmm-- 311 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:35,838 Mmm-- 312 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:40,634 I mean like were you guys best friends first, and then it just happened-- 313 00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:44,513 or were you super shy about everything and wanted-- 314 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:49,393 I mean did people have to like make you guys be together or like, what's the story, tell me. 315 00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:50,436 Umm... 316 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,480 - She's nosy as shit. - I'm sorry. 317 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:56,567 I am not! Is that not a legitimate question to ask at dinner? No, it is, it is-- 318 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,110 - No it's good, it's good. - I Just-- 319 00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,111 It's good. 320 00:12:59,278 --> 00:12:59,862 Ss-- 321 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,655 - So, what's the sitch... - Do tell, do tell. 322 00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:04,200 The sitch! I haven't said that in a while. 323 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:10,206 "Kim Possible!" 324 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:16,128 Okay, best friends... or super shy about it... like-- 325 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:21,425 did Valentine's Day happen, was it a blossoming romance, like what was the story? 326 00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:22,468 And go. 327 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,470 Pshoo. 328 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,846 Well-- 329 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:30,142 I had...um...well... It's okay. She was engaged. 330 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:31,477 Oh, shit! 331 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:35,147 Wait...what? Wait, wait, wait, you, you stole her, basicly. 332 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,608 You were engaged? 333 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,443 - yeesss. - Wow. 334 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:44,365 - Hmmm...ahh... - Yes? 335 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,659 It was jus...it was complicated. 336 00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,911 - Well then, how did you? - It-it was-- 337 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,079 Like... 338 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,373 - How did you... - How we-didy-we what? 339 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:56,585 It was...I was engaged. Talk, talk. It was complicated.-- 340 00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:59,922 We don't have to...like we can just...not... 341 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:03,717 we can just not, not talk about it at all...or we can. Well then how did you tell him. 342 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:07,847 Well I was nervous... you know...I just-- 343 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:12,309 when I was engaged I was nervous I just...I was scared I didn't know-- 344 00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:15,479 where that was going to lead to, so I just-- 345 00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:16,897 Wait-- 346 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:22,278 how did you tell him...that you were engaged? 347 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,366 Ummm-- 348 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,452 - Jesus! - Uh-oh. 349 00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:34,206 Well, we wanna hear it, we wanna hear it. How'd you tell'em-- Spotlight. 350 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,541 how'd you tell'em. 351 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:39,253 Ummm...why...on the phone-- 352 00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:40,796 I-- 353 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,007 Yeah...like... 354 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:46,427 - Is that how it happened? - Ummm-- 355 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:50,723 yeah, I mean...we just...one of our friends was having um, a birthday party-- 356 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:55,477 so, we got in contact, we decided to go together and-- 357 00:14:55,561 --> 00:15:00,149 we showed up and then hardly any of our friends were there, it was just a small group of people 358 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:05,029 so then he and I just kinda ended up hanging out...the whole night and-- 359 00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:06,780 I don't know. We talked about life-- 360 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:07,823 and... 361 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,743 - That's nice. - You know, we just ditched the party and-- 362 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,453 I like that, that's nice. It was a really good night. 363 00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:13,579 Classic. 364 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,331 Yeah. 365 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:20,127 And then not too long after that I wasn't engaged anymore and we were official. 366 00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:21,462 Wow. 367 00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:23,714 - Nice. - Yeah. 368 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:28,636 That's cute-- you guys are cute. 369 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:32,640 Oh shucks. Oh shucks you two. 370 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,391 The scandal. 371 00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:37,770 - Best friends man... - That's pretty dope. 372 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,523 Just drive. 373 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,400 Let's do it. 374 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:06,775 Alright darlin'-- 375 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,360 Here we are. 376 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,363 Uuugh... 377 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,159 Hear you go...bedsy-bye. 378 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,624 Aagh. 379 00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:26,628 Dude... waking up tomorrow is going to fucking suck. 380 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,596 I'm gonna get ready for bed. 381 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,181 Can I tell you something? 382 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:39,725 Hmmm? 383 00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,643 You look pretty. 384 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,732 Quit being a faggot. 385 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,153 Ouch. 386 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,366 You okay? 387 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,493 Yeah. 388 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:28,982 Hey Mickey? 389 00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:29,858 Hmmm? 390 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,443 How you doin'? 391 00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:33,112 What?-- 392 00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:34,947 Fuck you change quick. 393 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:37,241 Well, yeah, I'm going to sleep. 394 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,160 Wait hold on one sec-- 395 00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:41,578 Hmm? 396 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,205 Sup? 397 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,792 You're a dork-- 398 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,837 It's not gonna happen buddy. 399 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:54,299 Uh, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of your uncontrolable lust-- 400 00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:56,093 Your loins-- 401 00:18:56,176 --> 00:19:03,100 they burn, burn with desire. Desire for some of this, and this. 402 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,270 - That's adorable. - Yeah? 403 00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:07,938 Not happening buddy. 404 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:11,942 Well can I at least have a kiss? 405 00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:14,987 Yes-- 406 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,030 You may have one kiss-- 407 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,824 but then I'm going to bed. 408 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,243 Okay-- 409 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,912 Well I can't promise not to try for more. 410 00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,622 Then you get nothing. 411 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,040 But come on-- 412 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:31,503 We had such a good night, we had such a good night, we have to end it the right way-- 413 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,046 we gotta end it da wight way. 414 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:41,138 I'm sorry babe, I really am, but I'm fuckin' drunk and stoned and pissed I have to get up early in the morning. 415 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,891 - That's okay. - Tomorrow night we can have fun-- 416 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:46,476 - okay? - No, no-- 417 00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:49,313 No, just one more-- just make-out with me for a little bit-- 418 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:52,524 make out with me for a little bit, come on, I promise it'll be fun, please. 419 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,109 I can't. I'm sleeping. 420 00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:56,653 No, no sreeping, no shreepings-- 421 00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:59,907 you can't sreepings, sexy-time. Sexy-time-- 422 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:02,534 - Sexy-time. - Muah, muah. 423 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,578 Okay...okay. 424 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,038 Yesss. 425 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,749 - You're so pushy. - Yesss-- 426 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,084 Well nothing good comes easy. 427 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:16,506 Well thank you for not thinking that I am easy. Oh, definitely not easy. Nuh-uh. 428 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,860 - No...wait, wait, wait. - What, what, what? 429 00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:40,239 I have to pee. No, no, no. You can hold it, you can hold it. 430 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,740 I can't hold it. 431 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:46,036 Yeah. If I try and hold it and we do this thing I'm gonna pee on you. 432 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,538 We haven't tried that before. 433 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:51,333 No...you fuckin' sicko. 434 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,086 Don't...don't please. 435 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,929 [another sigh} 436 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,335 I'm really tired babe-- 437 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:37,921 I don't think I can do this. 438 00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:41,508 Yeah, I had a feeling. 439 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:48,724 I'll make it up to you tomorrow night okay? I'm sorry. I'm really tired. 440 00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:55,147 Okay... 441 00:21:56,356 --> 00:22:00,652 - Good-nite. - Good-nite-- 442 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:02,487 I'm...just... 443 00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:05,157 - I love you. - I love you too-- 444 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,533 Turn off the light. 445 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:34,436 Yeah...It's kinda nice though. You know?-- 446 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:37,981 No one else I know kinda quite has a back-space-- 447 00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:40,525 this wonderous. 448 00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:44,071 I don't think I ever heard anyone say back-space. 449 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:46,948 Well it's not a yard-- No, why not?-- You can't call it a yard. 450 00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:48,033 Well, why not? 451 00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:51,745 Because when I think yard I think like...you know-- 452 00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:53,663 Some-- 453 00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:55,415 house with like-- There's a little bit of grass. 454 00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:57,167 Picket fence and-- 455 00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:58,377 there's like-- 456 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:02,881 - a contained like smaller space-- Well you got a fence. - With a little like-- 457 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:03,924 you know-- 458 00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,886 with their little plants and gardens, but this is like-- 459 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,262 - A Back-Space! - Back---space-- 460 00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:10,972 You know it's like not-- 461 00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:13,558 a yard...you know...like-- Wow...I didn't know-- 462 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:17,229 I didn't realize you guys were that fancy, you guys have a back-space. 463 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,189 No we're just-- 464 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:22,692 it's not about being fancy-- It's fancy. 465 00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:24,611 No...it's just-- 466 00:23:24,611 --> 00:23:26,655 - Oh it's-- It's a space... - you know. 467 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,865 It's fancy, and it's hip. 468 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:32,035 If you could go anywhere where would you go. 469 00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:33,370 In the world you mean?-- 470 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,539 Or here? 471 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,166 In the world. 472 00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:40,669 uhh-- 473 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,466 Batman's cave. 474 00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:51,096 I'm being serious... like...where would you go-- That where I'd go. 475 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,723 And why would you go there, why there? 476 00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:58,687 Okay-- 477 00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:00,105 Uhh-- 478 00:24:01,481 --> 00:24:02,732 I'd go-- 479 00:24:04,025 --> 00:24:05,569 that's a tough one-- 480 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:11,741 You know what-- 481 00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:17,038 I-well-I haven't...I haven't been to Rome. I-I-I think it'd be cool to like see the coliseum. 482 00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:18,790 Yeah. 483 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,793 Just, you know, like all the history...and-- 484 00:24:22,377 --> 00:24:24,921 that took place there and stuff...like-- 485 00:24:28,091 --> 00:24:30,218 That would be really awesome-- 486 00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:33,054 a really cool place to go. 487 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,391 This is total hear say but-- 488 00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:39,352 I heard someone say-- 489 00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:40,687 that they-- 490 00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:42,355 at the coliseum they-- 491 00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:44,733 it wasn't only like...you know-- 492 00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:49,988 like gladiator and all that kind of like live action stuff but that they would actually flood it?-- 493 00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:50,947 Or something?-- 494 00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:51,615 For some-- 495 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,158 For another sort of entertainment-- 496 00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:54,409 Did you ever hear anything like that? 497 00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:56,620 No, tha-that's interesting. They'd flood it, wow. Like-- 498 00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:59,873 Yeah, somehow they were able...like flood the-- And then fi-fill it wtih sharks, and gators-- 499 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:01,291 - Right. - And then-- 500 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,418 d-whole different kind of battle. 501 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,129 Yeah I don't know, I don't know why they would do that... but-- 502 00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:10,884 it'd be rad to go there and find out. 503 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,677 Yeah...actually yeah like-- 504 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:15,972 that'd be...interesting, I don't know why no one like-- 505 00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:19,142 mention--s...that-- 506 00:25:21,269 --> 00:25:22,395 Hmmm-- 507 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:24,940 Yeah... 508 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:28,401 Someone probably made that up. 509 00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:34,574 Oh cool. 510 00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:38,078 Yo! 511 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:40,080 - Hello? - Yeah? 512 00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:41,957 Hey man, where ya' at? 513 00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:46,795 I'm almost there. I'm probably like um I'd say... fifteen minutes out. 514 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:52,551 - Oh shit, okay um so I kinda have some bad news. - What happened? 515 00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:54,344 This jerk-off-- 516 00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:57,514 at work...he decided to call in sick-- 517 00:25:57,514 --> 00:26:01,351 so...I'm trying to find someone that can cover-- 518 00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:03,520 so I won't have to work the rest of the night. 519 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:05,105 - Oh shit. - Umm-- 520 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:11,152 Yeah so, I'm just trying to scramble to see who else uhh is available, but it shouldn't be long honestly-- 521 00:26:11,486 --> 00:26:17,993 Just hang out for a while, uh, I'll call you as soon as I get off of work, so I can you know try to find someone. 522 00:26:18,785 --> 00:26:20,620 Okay, oh well okay-- 523 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:23,498 No worries dude I'll figure some shit out dude, uhm-- 524 00:26:23,498 --> 00:26:25,500 yeah, just let me know uh-- 525 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:29,045 let me know wh-when...when you're out uh no sweat dude uh-- 526 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:31,756 yeah take care of business, do what you gotta do-- 527 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,425 I understand-- eh-- 528 00:26:33,508 --> 00:26:36,970 cool, so I-I'll see you uh later tonight either way, 'ey?-- 529 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:44,311 What was that, ca-yu--you were breaking up a little bit, say that again. 530 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:46,646 Uh just try to find something to do in the mean- time. 531 00:26:46,646 --> 00:26:49,024 Okay. Yes, yes-yes sir-- 532 00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:51,276 I hear you loud and clear. 533 00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:52,986 I will keep you posted. 534 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:54,696 Awesome-- 535 00:26:54,904 --> 00:26:55,572 Alright dude. 536 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:57,032 Alright. Thanks man. Alright, bye. 537 00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,825 Alright. Alrigh, later. Later-- 538 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:02,537 Uhhh...-- 539 00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:06,333 Fuck. 540 00:28:23,326 --> 00:28:25,286 I wonder what you were like as a little kid. 541 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,163 Like a lil-little rugrat...Val? 542 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:28,164 Yeah-- 543 00:28:28,331 --> 00:28:29,165 you know? 544 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:32,252 Well I'm not going to show you any home videos so... 545 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:33,294 Why not? 546 00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:35,839 Because that'd be lame. 547 00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:37,799 That'd be fun. 548 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:39,509 Fun? For you maybe. 549 00:28:39,634 --> 00:28:40,927 Naw It'd be cool. 550 00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:44,597 I'd tell you what'd be cool. 551 00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:45,557 Hmmm? 552 00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:48,727 You wanna play with some of my old toys? 553 00:28:49,185 --> 00:28:50,270 Hell yeah! 554 00:28:50,311 --> 00:28:51,896 I have like all of 'em-- 555 00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:53,314 Wait right there. 556 00:28:57,527 --> 00:29:01,948 I don't recognize all these guys, there like from boy cartoons. I think. 557 00:29:01,948 --> 00:29:03,700 Well yeah I was gonna say...wait okay-- 558 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:06,035 boy cartoons, I'll tell you what, who's this guy?-- 559 00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:07,245 This is girl cartoon-- 560 00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:08,413 Girl cartoon world. 561 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,331 - He's the bad guy. - In what? 562 00:29:10,331 --> 00:29:11,416 In "She-Ra". 563 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:13,835 Yea--well why did you say it so low like you're ashamed of it? 564 00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:16,045 it's a girl cartoon. 565 00:29:17,672 --> 00:29:18,965 I know this guy. 566 00:29:19,382 --> 00:29:20,216 What's his name? 567 00:29:20,216 --> 00:29:22,051 "- He-Man". - That's not "He-Man". 568 00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:25,680 That's not "He-Man"? No. You're close, it is, but it isn't-- 569 00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:28,308 That's "Prince Adam"! 570 00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:30,685 Oh! It's like his "Clark Kent". Yeah, tha'-- 571 00:29:30,685 --> 00:29:31,936 - Yeah, exactly. - Yeah. 572 00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:34,105 - Yeah, yeah, yeah... - Yeah...yeah, yeah-- 573 00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:35,899 Whose this guy? 574 00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:37,525 I-I-I don't know-- 575 00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:39,319 he's got way too many arms though. 576 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,405 He's got way too many--he's got two chests. 577 00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:45,408 That's...yeah some- something's wrong. So it's like-- 578 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:48,578 When he bro-bumps somebody it's like...pfff. 579 00:29:48,703 --> 00:29:49,412 Yeah. 580 00:29:49,412 --> 00:29:52,165 Maybe that's like his power he's like a master- bro-bumper or something. 581 00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:56,461 Wha-what does he do? Like-okay this is why girls- don't have action figures-- Do that again-- 582 00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:59,839 Do that again, how did he-how did he fight'em-how did he- hit him? Hey-- 583 00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:00,590 Sup bro! 584 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:01,925 How'd he hit'em do that again. 585 00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:03,468 - Pffshh. - How'd-- 586 00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:06,095 What? 587 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:07,806 He has like four arms-- 588 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,891 and you're using his two chests to like-- 589 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:12,769 He bro-bumping dude! 590 00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:15,355 - That's ridiculous. - Hello? 591 00:30:15,855 --> 00:30:18,441 You-you ah-you-you were wondering about ah-- 592 00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:20,485 about little-little Val. 593 00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:21,778 Hmmm? 594 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,072 Little-lil'boy Val. 595 00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:25,073 Yeah. 596 00:30:26,032 --> 00:30:27,116 Here ya' go-- 597 00:30:27,283 --> 00:30:29,410 I'm not-thi-this is, this is the-- 598 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:32,288 middle ground. It's not a, home video but... 599 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:37,585 Gus Gus sing "Rollercoaster". 600 00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:39,879 This is Gus Gus singing "Rollercoaster". 601 00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:44,384 Rollercoaster my love-- 602 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:47,303 Rollercoaster, hooo, hooo-- 603 00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:51,349 hoo, my life is like a rollercoaster babe, babe-- 604 00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:53,476 I wanna ride-- 605 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,144 rollercoaster-- 606 00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:57,021 my love-- 607 00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:58,523 rollercoaster-- 608 00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:00,066 - Ya... - Alright enough of that. 609 00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:01,901 That's so cute-- 610 00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:03,987 - I wanna keep it. - That was actually Aaron. 611 00:31:06,739 --> 00:31:07,866 That's cool. 612 00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:11,744 You should probably keep that someplace safe, you don't wanna like-- 613 00:31:11,744 --> 00:31:13,413 Wha-a you- tape over it-- this is safe-looky-look-- or something. 614 00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:16,583 Look who's gonna-who's gonna mess with that when you got all these guys-- 615 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:18,209 like ready to 'ah like-- 616 00:31:18,918 --> 00:31:20,169 - Yeah... - Fuck some shit up. 617 00:31:20,169 --> 00:31:21,963 Like 'bro-bump"-- it's the... 618 00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:22,964 "Bro-bump". 619 00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:25,758 That's uh... 620 00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:27,093 It works. 621 00:31:40,523 --> 00:31:42,692 Dude? What's with the box? 622 00:31:42,942 --> 00:31:45,361 - oh...that's nothing... - it's-- 623 00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:47,196 you're gonna think it's weird. 624 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:50,116 Dude, I already think it's weird you might as well tell me. 625 00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:52,785 Okay, um-- 626 00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:54,621 ehh-- 627 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:55,872 I just like-- 628 00:31:56,247 --> 00:31:57,457 to have different-- 629 00:31:57,832 --> 00:31:58,791 lighting-- 630 00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:00,668 you know what?-- 631 00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:01,878 I'm just gonna show you, okay?-- 632 00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:02,837 So-- 633 00:32:02,837 --> 00:32:03,922 for instance-- 634 00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:06,883 This is like the main light-- 635 00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:09,177 and I have it on you know for like-- 636 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:11,721 I'm getting ready for work or-- 637 00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:14,223 ah-if I come home, you know just to see shit-- 638 00:32:14,223 --> 00:32:15,516 just to see where-- 639 00:32:15,516 --> 00:32:17,518 everything is...the lay of the land-- 640 00:32:17,518 --> 00:32:18,686 And then ah-- 641 00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:22,106 And this desk light-- 642 00:32:23,691 --> 00:32:25,985 not only do I have it for my desk-- 643 00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:27,403 uh, I like to-- 644 00:32:27,403 --> 00:32:30,198 just have this one on when I don't want as much light-- 645 00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:31,658 as the other one, you know-- 646 00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:32,825 just kinda-- 647 00:32:32,825 --> 00:32:33,910 kinda as a dimmer-- 648 00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:36,663 You know just chill things out a little bit more-- 649 00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:37,664 um-- 650 00:32:38,498 --> 00:32:41,542 and then there's the Christmas lights...which-- 651 00:32:41,542 --> 00:32:44,420 are my favorite, and I really like how they ah-- 652 00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:47,715 um-bounce off of this like sequin-cloth-thingy-- 653 00:32:48,174 --> 00:32:51,344 Um...you know it just sets like a really like chill-- 654 00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:54,973 vibe you know, just to kinda unwind and relax-- 655 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:55,890 yeah-- 656 00:32:56,432 --> 00:32:58,142 Oh and uh of course-- 657 00:32:58,476 --> 00:32:59,686 our box thingy-- 658 00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:01,521 as you like to call it.-- 659 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,523 is a "spot-light"-- 660 00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:05,775 and I made it-- 661 00:33:06,693 --> 00:33:07,860 kinda like ah-- 662 00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:08,945 a matte box-- 663 00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:11,030 and I made it out of a box-- 664 00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:12,657 that I named Matt. 665 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:20,790 Dude you are a weirdo. 666 00:33:21,290 --> 00:33:22,250 Yeah? 667 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:23,251 Yeah-- 668 00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:26,421 yuh...but I like it. 669 00:33:26,879 --> 00:33:28,131 I try. 670 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:33,261 Hey weirdo. 671 00:33:33,594 --> 00:33:34,762 - Hey. - You okay? 672 00:33:34,762 --> 00:33:35,638 Yeah-- 673 00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:37,557 yeah...uh sorry-- 674 00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:39,642 How way work? 675 00:33:42,228 --> 00:33:44,230 So fucking tired. 676 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:50,403 Work was so annoying today dude-- 677 00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:52,363 Fuck-- 678 00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:55,408 Like this morning I was literally three minutes late-- 679 00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:56,409 and that-- 680 00:33:56,993 --> 00:33:59,120 jerk comes up and she's like-- 681 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,247 "you're late". 682 00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:05,877 Dude... It's like I've never hated someone so much that I pray-- 683 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:09,213 that she shits glass everytime that she sits on the toilet. 684 00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:10,757 Fuckin'...broken glass. 685 00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:12,467 Shhhh...Fuuuuc-- 686 00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:14,719 Hell yeah! Like she's a cunt dude, like-- 687 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,637 legitimately, like a cunt-- 688 00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:18,181 queen of cunts-- 689 00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:21,976 Fucking luckily I only had to deal with her for the first half of the shift, you know-- 690 00:34:21,976 --> 00:34:23,686 That at least had its end-- 691 00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:28,274 But then I high-tail it over to "trabajo numero dos" you know-- 692 00:34:28,274 --> 00:34:30,526 and I have to deal with the "pisa's" in the kitchen-- 693 00:34:30,526 --> 00:34:33,321 Fuck, they're like so disrespectful dude-- 694 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:35,990 like they haven't evolved or something like-- 695 00:34:35,990 --> 00:34:38,534 I don't know who taught you your manners-- 696 00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:41,954 but you're not on the "rancho" anymore asshole, like-- 697 00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:43,206 You know?-- 698 00:34:43,372 --> 00:34:45,249 the "cat-calling" man, like-- 699 00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:46,125 they just-- 700 00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:48,961 They're so disrespectful to women there-- 701 00:34:48,961 --> 00:34:51,130 like they think they're being fucking cute. 702 00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:55,343 What the fuck did they say? They just-they're just being pervy. They're being pervy, disrespectful... 703 00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:57,053 - What do they say to you? - Being annoying-- 704 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:03,434 To me? You know, it's not what they say to me, it's what they say to the other girls, like-- 705 00:35:04,393 --> 00:35:06,646 And they just fucking take it, like-- 706 00:35:07,563 --> 00:35:10,858 I mean which is like their own fault to some degree, but like-- 707 00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:12,443 I don't take their shit like-- 708 00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:13,444 They push me-- 709 00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:14,654 I push'em back-- 710 00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:15,363 like-- 711 00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:19,450 I'm not-I'm not gonna play victim. I'm not gonna succumb to that nonesense you know. 712 00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:20,451 Good. 713 00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:22,537 Yeah. 714 00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:24,705 Do you ever like-- 715 00:35:25,706 --> 00:35:27,750 say something to a manager about it? 716 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,962 They don't, the managers don't care. 717 00:35:31,754 --> 00:35:32,964 That's stupid-- 718 00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:35,341 That's fucking stupid-- 719 00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:40,555 Like should I fucking go down there then and fucking talk to somebody 'cause it's like-- 720 00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:42,807 - That shit make me so livid. - Hmmm-- 721 00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:44,725 Yeah...get me fired-- 722 00:35:44,725 --> 00:35:45,726 you know. 723 00:35:46,769 --> 00:35:48,855 Well, I mean-- 724 00:35:49,063 --> 00:35:50,439 doesn't sound like-- 725 00:35:50,439 --> 00:35:53,067 you should really even be there to begin with, so-- 726 00:35:53,067 --> 00:35:55,820 maybe I'll be doing you a favor...like-- 727 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,239 why be in that kind of -- 728 00:35:58,239 --> 00:35:59,323 environment-- 729 00:35:59,615 --> 00:36:00,616 you know? 730 00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:06,664 I understand your concern but like I need the job. 731 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:09,000 But you have another job though? 732 00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:12,837 Uh-hmmm. And I need that job too. 733 00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:15,256 Why? 734 00:36:15,256 --> 00:36:17,925 Ok-if you're so concerned with money then-- 735 00:36:17,925 --> 00:36:19,927 sue that place for sexual harassment-- 736 00:36:19,927 --> 00:36:20,887 and there you go-- 737 00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:22,305 money problems solved 738 00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:24,015 uh-hmm-- 739 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:26,434 because it's easy to sue-- 740 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:28,644 and it takes no time-- 741 00:36:28,644 --> 00:36:29,812 what-so-ever-- 742 00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:32,064 to do that-- 743 00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:34,775 - and... - Look, I get it's not practical-- 744 00:36:34,775 --> 00:36:35,985 that wasn't the point-- 745 00:36:35,985 --> 00:36:37,028 the point is-- 746 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:40,031 it's not worth the fucking money for you to be-- 747 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:41,032 putting yourself-- 748 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:43,784 in that kind of environment day in day out-- 749 00:36:43,784 --> 00:36:45,578 you know it's like-- 750 00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:50,166 it makes me feel really uncomfortable knowing that you feel uncomfortable being there and-- 751 00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:51,792 at that point, like-- 752 00:36:53,127 --> 00:36:55,213 - why? - I mean like-- 753 00:36:55,546 --> 00:36:59,133 I-it's annoying, like it's annoying to see-- 754 00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:02,345 - as a female, as a latino like yeah. - Right-- 755 00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:03,971 - yeah, look... - but like-- 756 00:37:03,971 --> 00:37:05,014 I know, look I get you-- I mean-- 757 00:37:05,014 --> 00:37:07,183 I get where you're coming from-eh-ah-trust me-- like-you're not,like- 758 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:09,185 You are hav-you're hearing it-- 759 00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:13,648 on your perspective, like you're listening to my story and like-- 760 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:15,775 making it your thing. You're internalizing it. 761 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:18,903 Mine-it's not my-it's your thi-it's still your thing ah-agh-- 762 00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:20,571 I'm ss-I'm sorr-I'm ah-- Well you're clearly upset-- 763 00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:24,116 - You're clearly upset. - I am, because I give a fuck, 'cause I care about you-- 764 00:37:24,116 --> 00:37:26,827 'cause I care about you, I see that it bothers you so it bothers me-- 765 00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:27,745 What bothers you-- So then you-- 766 00:37:27,745 --> 00:37:30,206 bothers me-- So it bothers you so then you tell me what to do-- 767 00:37:30,206 --> 00:37:31,958 and you tell me how to do things-- 768 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:35,169 I'm not trying to tell you how to do anything. You just did, like you just-- 769 00:37:35,169 --> 00:37:36,712 - did. - I'm telling you what I feel-- 770 00:37:36,712 --> 00:37:38,839 how I feel, how I feel about your situation-- 771 00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:41,467 I feel you should do that and I don't understand why you don't. Like, I feel like you're telling me what to do-- 772 00:37:41,467 --> 00:37:43,344 - That's it. - As if I don't already know what to do like-- 773 00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:45,846 I'm not allowed to vent. I'm not allowed to say anything. 774 00:37:45,846 --> 00:37:48,099 Just like you're venting right now I'm venting right back like-- 775 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:51,894 it-I mean, it bothers me so I'm-I'm just venting right ba-back to ya I-wu-wha-- 776 00:37:51,894 --> 00:37:54,146 I ah-OK. I-- 777 00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:56,983 I'm just talking, I-I mean I'm sorry, I-I didn't-- 778 00:37:56,983 --> 00:38:00,236 I'd-- 779 00:38:05,491 --> 00:38:09,412 Like I don't... I don't even know what to say man like I just-- 780 00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:14,208 I'm tired...I'm hungry...just like-- 781 00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:15,418 I'm a make dinner. 782 00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:32,268 Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son, Elvis. 783 00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:47,616 You'd think he'd wear like a sweat-suit to work or something you know, he sweats a lot. Sweats? 784 00:38:48,784 --> 00:38:50,828 Then people wouldn't take him as serious. 785 00:38:50,828 --> 00:38:53,080 Being in a sweat-suit-- 786 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,874 like who's this dude in a sweat-suit-- 787 00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:56,334 tryin' ah-- 788 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:57,668 handle some business. 789 00:38:57,668 --> 00:39:01,255 - Right? - Who handles business in a sweat-suit? 790 00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:05,259 I don't know- Russian mafia? Like yeah, like shady dudes. 791 00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:16,437 "- Just another day in the job". - Exactly. 792 00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:18,356 He's gonna have a cigarette now, watch. 793 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:21,942 It's like nobody offers this guy a fuckin'- glass of water. Or a-or a s-- 794 00:39:21,942 --> 00:39:24,445 He just like saved everyone's lives. Or a bourbon or something like-- 795 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:27,073 Like after-after doing something like that I'd need a drink. 796 00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:30,368 Be like-- 797 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,911 fuck my life-- 798 00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:33,954 somebody get me a drink. 799 00:39:34,246 --> 00:39:37,792 This is- I don't know why this still scares me, it's like-- 800 00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:38,918 uhh. 801 00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:40,211 'Cause, is it thee-- 802 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:41,462 wait a-wait-- 803 00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:43,839 Think it's my parents fault. 804 00:39:46,258 --> 00:39:47,259 They use like-- 805 00:39:47,259 --> 00:39:49,011 'The Exorcist" as a kid-- 806 00:39:49,011 --> 00:39:50,638 like as a form of like-- 807 00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:51,806 you know-- 808 00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:53,015 spiritual teaching-- 809 00:39:53,015 --> 00:39:55,476 like this can happen to you if you like-- 810 00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:58,938 - If you do drugs and y-you're bad. - You know, it's like-- 811 00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:00,898 They're taking over-- 812 00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:02,525 and you will die. 813 00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:05,486 That's parenting 1-0-1. 814 00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:06,779 Nooo. 815 00:40:11,033 --> 00:40:12,410 Mickey. 816 00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:13,994 Hmm? 817 00:40:14,161 --> 00:40:16,038 The movie's over Mickey-- 818 00:40:18,457 --> 00:40:20,501 - What do you wanna do now? - Hmm?-- 819 00:40:21,377 --> 00:40:24,046 hhhm, I kinda wanna sleep. 820 00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:27,341 Do you wanna stay the night?-- 821 00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:29,510 I can sleep on the couch, or-- 822 00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:30,636 somewhere else. 823 00:40:32,179 --> 00:40:33,514 Hhmmm-- 824 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:38,144 I mean you don't have to-- 825 00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:41,522 stay here if you don't want to, I'm just, I'm just saying you can. 826 00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:44,942 No, I mean it's-it's fine, but is it cool-- 827 00:40:44,942 --> 00:40:47,778 if I stay here? Yeah totally. I mean I wouldn't of a-- 828 00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:50,239 you know, offered if it wasn't. 829 00:40:51,323 --> 00:40:52,700 Okay. 830 00:40:53,492 --> 00:40:55,077 Do you want me to go? 831 00:40:55,494 --> 00:40:58,789 No, I'm not gonna kick you out of your own room. 832 00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:01,750 Y-you-you can stay here don't just-- 833 00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:04,336 t-don't try anything funny. 834 00:41:05,045 --> 00:41:08,174 Pshhh. Mickey please-- 835 00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:11,343 what are you trying to say? 836 00:41:11,343 --> 00:41:12,720 Good-nite. 837 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,305 Good-nite. 838 00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:34,783 We never held hands. 839 00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:37,077 What? 840 00:41:38,996 --> 00:41:41,499 We're gonna sleep in the same bed and-- 841 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:43,918 we've just never-- 842 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,044 held hands-- 843 00:41:45,044 --> 00:41:46,754 I just think it's kinda funny. 844 00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:49,256 We're not gonna do it. 845 00:41:49,256 --> 00:41:50,591 Oh-what? 846 00:41:50,591 --> 00:41:51,759 We're not gonna do it-- I-- 847 00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:54,303 So don't-- Na-I heard you, I-- 848 00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:59,975 I didn't say-I know we're not gonna do it I'm just saying that there's like an order of doing things and-- 849 00:41:59,975 --> 00:42:03,687 you know, we're just skipping steps is all. Okay...okay. 850 00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:07,566 We can kill two birds with one stone-- 851 00:42:07,566 --> 00:42:08,817 alright. 852 00:42:09,985 --> 00:42:12,821 O-kay. 853 00:42:20,496 --> 00:42:22,414 You know we've also have never made out. 854 00:42:22,414 --> 00:42:24,583 Dude...you have to kill it-- 855 00:42:24,583 --> 00:42:27,169 you have to kill it...every-time don't you-- 856 00:42:27,169 --> 00:42:29,046 - you kill it. - It was a joke. 857 00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:31,298 - No. - I was kidding. 858 00:42:31,298 --> 00:42:33,133 Good-nite man. 859 00:42:34,009 --> 00:42:35,928 - Can I have your hand back? - No-o. 860 00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:37,429 - Please. - No. 861 00:42:37,429 --> 00:42:38,430 Why not? 862 00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:41,350 Because I'm afraid of what you'll do to it. 863 00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:43,060 That's terrible-- 864 00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:46,105 Why would you say such a terrible thing? 865 00:42:53,362 --> 00:42:54,488 Mickey-- 866 00:42:54,488 --> 00:42:56,282 - baby? - Hmm? 867 00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:59,076 It's late. Let's go to bed. 868 00:42:59,076 --> 00:43:00,911 Hmm? 869 00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:02,830 Come on let's go to bed-- 870 00:43:03,497 --> 00:43:05,082 come on-- 871 00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:09,295 come on...come on...come on come on-- 872 00:43:09,295 --> 00:43:11,422 come on...there you go-- 873 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:13,340 there you go-- 874 00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:16,719 there you go...let's get you to bed. 875 00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:43,912 Hey, can I ask you something without you taking it the wrong way?-- 876 00:43:43,912 --> 00:43:45,080 I mean in-- 877 00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,876 all seriousness, can we like enter this cone of trust type deal where we-- 878 00:43:48,876 --> 00:43:51,670 can just discuss this topic without bumming eachother out? 879 00:43:51,670 --> 00:43:53,672 Whoa... 880 00:43:53,672 --> 00:43:55,424 It's nothing bad. 881 00:43:57,176 --> 00:43:58,927 Ya sure? 882 00:44:00,721 --> 00:44:02,973 You know what, nevermind, just forget it. 883 00:44:04,016 --> 00:44:05,225 Just ask. 884 00:44:05,225 --> 00:44:09,396 Well I don't wanna ask if we can't talk about it properly. 885 00:44:09,396 --> 00:44:10,606 Well then-- 886 00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:15,569 ask, and we can find out if that's a possibility. 887 00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:19,573 O-K-- 888 00:44:24,328 --> 00:44:31,543 In the last five years do you feel like much's changed other than our living situation? 889 00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:32,628 A lot-- 890 00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:33,629 has changed. 891 00:44:33,629 --> 00:44:35,381 Specifically what? 892 00:44:36,298 --> 00:44:38,342 I don't know...like-- 893 00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:41,762 our living situation is a really big one-- 894 00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:45,265 like it changed a lot of other things in our lives-- 895 00:44:45,724 --> 00:44:47,726 I don't feel suffocated by-- 896 00:44:47,726 --> 00:44:50,354 our environment anymore, I-- 897 00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:53,941 don't hate my jobs as much as I hated my old job-- 898 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,860 We're not obligated to family drama-- 899 00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:58,779 anymore, so that's-- 900 00:44:59,279 --> 00:45:02,491 those are all big things that have changed-- 901 00:45:03,450 --> 00:45:04,827 You don't agree? 902 00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:06,245 I mean-- 903 00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:08,205 yes, no, like-- 904 00:45:08,205 --> 00:45:10,457 for as positive as those things sound-- 905 00:45:10,457 --> 00:45:11,542 I just don't really-- 906 00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:14,420 feel like I'm seeing any kind of real progression-- 907 00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:16,630 And honestly how positive is-- 908 00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:20,008 "oh I don't hate my current jobs as much as my last job" shouldn't it be-- 909 00:45:20,008 --> 00:45:21,969 I don't hate my job at all?-- 910 00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:25,013 I just remember us having all these goals and stuff-- 911 00:45:25,013 --> 00:45:27,766 before coming out here, and then all of a sudden somewhere between-- 912 00:45:27,766 --> 00:45:32,521 now and then it's like we just said "Fuck it" and stopped trying to achieve them. 913 00:45:33,021 --> 00:45:35,232 I didn't, stop trying. 914 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,901 Really? I mean, wha' have you been doing? 915 00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:40,904 Wow. 916 00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:43,866 Look, don't take that the wrong way alright, I'm not trying to attack you. 917 00:45:43,866 --> 00:45:44,867 Why do you do that? 918 00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:46,452 Do what? 919 00:45:46,952 --> 00:45:49,413 That was a--fuckin' dick thing to say. 920 00:45:49,413 --> 00:45:51,373 Well I didn't mean it that way alright-- 921 00:45:51,373 --> 00:45:55,085 look I'm sorry if I have trouble wording things properly sometimes-- Yeah-- 922 00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:57,504 you do, you do maybe you should-- so don't take offense to it. 923 00:45:57,504 --> 00:46:00,799 fuckin' think before you speak. Oh my god, okay, let's just-- 924 00:46:00,799 --> 00:46:02,968 put the breaks there for a second 'cause uh-- 925 00:46:02,968 --> 00:46:06,513 we're getting off the track really fast and I do not want to fight with you-- 926 00:46:06,513 --> 00:46:08,766 so--can we-- No, I don't want to fight with you. 927 00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:10,350 Okay, good...Perfect-- 928 00:46:10,350 --> 00:46:13,020 well then can...you-- 929 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:15,981 just hear me out when I... when I say-- 930 00:46:16,106 --> 00:46:17,107 like what have you-- 931 00:46:17,107 --> 00:46:20,778 done, it's more like-like what have we done as individuals you know to try ah-- 932 00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:24,031 get to where we wanna be, I mean why aren't we where we wanna be-- 933 00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:24,907 to begin with. 934 00:46:24,907 --> 00:46:27,367 I don't know how to answer that dude, like-- 935 00:46:27,367 --> 00:46:29,912 I feel like we've had this conversation before. 936 00:46:29,912 --> 00:46:32,623 No we haven't. We haven't had this specific conversation. 937 00:46:33,207 --> 00:46:35,793 Well I mean we've had conversations like it-- 938 00:46:36,168 --> 00:46:38,295 whenever you...start-- 939 00:46:38,295 --> 00:46:43,217 feeling like "I'm not living up to my potential" like you start going into existential crisis mode-- 940 00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:45,093 you start coming at me-- 941 00:46:45,260 --> 00:46:48,597 you start asking me why I'm not working on the things that I should be working on-- 942 00:46:48,597 --> 00:46:52,351 or why I'm not helping you work on the things that you should be working on-- 943 00:46:52,351 --> 00:46:56,271 and it just goes on and on like- I'm not trying to blame you for my actions or lack there of-- 944 00:46:56,271 --> 00:47:01,985 Oh really-- okay--I acknowledge that yes I'm not fu-I'm not living up to my own potential-- 945 00:47:01,985 --> 00:47:03,320 and that's my own fault-- 946 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,824 I'm not putting that on you, I just want to know that we still-- 947 00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:09,993 have these goals and we're still working towards them, that's-- 948 00:47:09,993 --> 00:47:11,328 - the bottom line. - But like-- 949 00:47:11,328 --> 00:47:12,663 how can I tell you-- 950 00:47:12,663 --> 00:47:15,791 if you still have your goals, how can I do that? 951 00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:20,379 Oh-okay. uh-uh fine, well I mean do you still have your goals? 952 00:47:20,587 --> 00:47:21,630 Yes. 953 00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:22,881 Good-- 954 00:47:23,799 --> 00:47:24,800 cool-- 955 00:47:25,759 --> 00:47:27,094 I mean wha'-- 956 00:47:27,469 --> 00:47:31,098 If you don't mind me asking like what-a-you what-a-you still trying to do? 957 00:47:32,307 --> 00:47:33,141 I'm-- 958 00:47:33,141 --> 00:47:36,353 I want to do my photography. 959 00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:38,313 Really?-- 960 00:47:38,605 --> 00:47:41,942 But you like haven't done your photography in like forever. 961 00:47:42,442 --> 00:47:43,819 Yeah I'm aware of that-- 962 00:47:43,819 --> 00:47:45,779 and I still wanna persue it-- 963 00:47:45,779 --> 00:47:47,197 as funny as that is. 964 00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:48,448 Um-I'm sorry again-- 965 00:47:48,448 --> 00:47:50,409 As hilarious as that might sound-- Okay look no, it's, you-- 966 00:47:50,409 --> 00:47:53,120 - you know? - look, look, look-fuck-- 967 00:47:54,288 --> 00:47:56,498 That's cool I-my bad-- 968 00:47:59,793 --> 00:48:02,462 Why, don't you, instead of like-- 969 00:48:02,462 --> 00:48:04,214 you know, try'na do-- 970 00:48:04,214 --> 00:48:05,465 you know two jobs, wha-- Okay-- 971 00:48:05,465 --> 00:48:08,677 why don't you focus more on photography then. Why don't you do that. no, no, no, why don't, why don't you-- 972 00:48:08,677 --> 00:48:10,012 not tell me how'd ah-- 973 00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:13,265 do things, why don't you...stop telling me how to-- 974 00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:18,103 oh I could do it this way or I should do it that way or... maybe like-- 975 00:48:18,186 --> 00:48:19,730 why do you do that?-- 976 00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:22,232 Like I don't need you to do that for me-- 977 00:48:22,232 --> 00:48:24,526 I know what I want to do for myself-- 978 00:48:24,526 --> 00:48:26,194 I want to do photography-- 979 00:48:26,194 --> 00:48:27,195 I wanna do it!-- 980 00:48:27,195 --> 00:48:28,614 I have my camera-- 981 00:48:28,614 --> 00:48:29,990 I have my laptop-- 982 00:48:30,073 --> 00:48:33,952 I have my certificate in cosmotology I don't have to depend on other people-- 983 00:48:33,952 --> 00:48:36,330 to supply me with looks that I want for my shoot-- 984 00:48:36,330 --> 00:48:37,998 I got my bachelor's degree-- 985 00:48:37,998 --> 00:48:39,249 in business management-- 986 00:48:39,249 --> 00:48:40,250 I can work out-- 987 00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:41,418 a business plan-- 988 00:48:41,418 --> 00:48:42,586 for myself-- 989 00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:45,255 so I can be properly self-employed-- 990 00:48:45,255 --> 00:48:48,342 Like I've thought it through. I've lined things up-- 991 00:48:48,342 --> 00:48:50,093 Right, I've heard that before-- I've made an effort-- 992 00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:52,888 - I have made an effort. - I've-I've heard that before and-- 993 00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:56,058 you know I'm-forgive me for caring-- 994 00:48:56,433 --> 00:48:58,018 like everything you just said-- 995 00:48:58,018 --> 00:49:01,271 just shows that you have every- thing at your disposal to-- 996 00:49:01,271 --> 00:49:02,981 be doing what it is that you wanna do-- 997 00:49:02,981 --> 00:49:05,442 but you're not doing it and that's my whole thing-- 998 00:49:05,484 --> 00:49:07,611 it's like when is it gonna happen? 999 00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:09,488 It-- 1000 00:49:09,529 --> 00:49:11,323 When it happens-- 1001 00:49:11,323 --> 00:49:12,658 It's my thing. 1002 00:49:12,658 --> 00:49:14,034 Okay, but that does- that's not-- 1003 00:49:14,034 --> 00:49:16,828 getting us anywhere you me anybody like-- 1004 00:49:16,828 --> 00:49:19,790 "when it happens," what the fuck does that mean? 1005 00:49:20,123 --> 00:49:21,124 Okay-- 1006 00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:22,793 so like-- 1007 00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:24,378 are you concerned-- 1008 00:49:24,378 --> 00:49:26,463 with what I am not doing?-- 1009 00:49:26,463 --> 00:49:28,924 Or are you concerned with what you are not doing? 1010 00:49:28,924 --> 00:49:30,050 Both. 1011 00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:35,889 Eh, am I not... I don-i don't know what to tell you...we're-- 1012 00:49:35,889 --> 00:49:37,599 I don't know what to say-- 1013 00:49:38,642 --> 00:49:40,519 what can I say, what can I tell you?-- 1014 00:49:40,519 --> 00:49:42,813 Like wer-we're gonna have to figure it out-- 1015 00:49:42,813 --> 00:49:45,983 Like that's it, that's all there is to it. Good, alright, well let's figure it out. 1016 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:46,900 Okay-- 1017 00:49:46,900 --> 00:49:48,527 Well we're gonna have to do it some other night-- 1018 00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:50,529 because I have to go to sleep! -- No, no, come on-- 1019 00:49:50,529 --> 00:49:52,072 I have to go to sleep! don't do that, don't run away from this-- 1020 00:49:52,072 --> 00:49:53,281 don't run away from this, look-- 1021 00:49:53,281 --> 00:49:55,200 - I am not running away! - I don't wanna end the night like this-- 1022 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,660 you are being a dick about it!-- 1023 00:49:56,660 --> 00:50:02,124 I am not running away. Oh my god, oh my god why can't we just have discussions without them turning into this kind of shit. 1024 00:50:02,124 --> 00:50:06,169 Well maybe it's the way that you fuckin' approach shit you know-- 1025 00:50:08,213 --> 00:50:10,465 Maybe you shouldn't come into things asking me-- 1026 00:50:10,465 --> 00:50:13,135 "Um, can we enter a cone of trust-- 1027 00:50:13,135 --> 00:50:14,970 where we don't bum eachother out?"-- 1028 00:50:14,970 --> 00:50:16,304 like you decided-- 1029 00:50:16,304 --> 00:50:19,182 you were bummed out already before it even started-- 1030 00:50:19,349 --> 00:50:21,143 And then you go around and you ask me-- 1031 00:50:21,143 --> 00:50:23,562 "what's changed in the last five years?"-- 1032 00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:26,940 Like why don't you just start the conversation by saying-- 1033 00:50:26,940 --> 00:50:29,151 "I want things to change"-- 1034 00:50:30,235 --> 00:50:33,697 Don't worry about what I'm doing worry about what you're doing. 1035 00:50:34,823 --> 00:50:37,617 Work on youself, I will work on myself-- 1036 00:50:37,617 --> 00:50:38,785 support me-- 1037 00:50:38,785 --> 00:50:40,704 I will support you-- 1038 00:50:42,289 --> 00:50:44,166 Like what the fuck! 1039 00:50:44,291 --> 00:50:47,878 Look I am gonna work on me, and I hear ya loud and clear-- 1040 00:50:47,878 --> 00:50:51,590 and I am trying to support you, but I just feel like right now all I'm doing is-- 1041 00:50:51,590 --> 00:50:53,967 supporting your procrastination and it's not really get-- 1042 00:50:53,967 --> 00:50:55,010 I'm sorry look-- 1043 00:50:55,010 --> 00:50:57,554 our procrastination, I meant our procrastination-- 1044 00:50:57,554 --> 00:51:01,183 I heard you, like-- 1045 00:51:03,101 --> 00:51:05,854 just...just good-nite, good-nite. 1046 00:51:06,354 --> 00:51:09,066 That's probably best, good-nite. 1047 00:51:11,610 --> 00:51:13,403 And where are you going? 1048 00:51:14,321 --> 00:51:18,992 I'm gonna go to the office, and I'm gonna try to do something productive. Is that alright? 1049 00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:10,836 So-- 1050 00:52:10,836 --> 00:52:12,420 presents? 1051 00:52:12,420 --> 00:52:13,505 Yes-- 1052 00:52:13,630 --> 00:52:15,841 but I wanna go first, give me, give me, give me, give me-- 1053 00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:17,634 - give me... - Okay, okay, okay. 1054 00:52:23,098 --> 00:52:28,645 ] 1055 00:52:30,105 --> 00:52:31,690 I thought you disappeared. 1056 00:52:34,568 --> 00:52:36,111 Okay...so-- 1057 00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:42,242 there was something I originally wanted to buy you but I figured that you already had it, so thought I'd-- 1058 00:52:42,242 --> 00:52:45,620 try to be a little more original and just make something. 1059 00:52:46,037 --> 00:52:47,038 I'm excited. 1060 00:52:47,038 --> 00:52:49,791 And thus I drew your pretty face. 1061 00:52:49,791 --> 00:52:51,710 Awe. 1062 00:52:52,919 --> 00:52:55,338 I've never been drawn before. It's really cool. 1063 00:52:58,216 --> 00:52:59,676 I'm gonna frame it-- 1064 00:52:59,676 --> 00:53:02,345 or it's framed already but-- Ah yeah, I was gonna-- 1065 00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:04,181 I meant I was gonna hang it up-- 1066 00:53:04,514 --> 00:53:07,767 just so everybody can see it, and that way when you're famous-- 1067 00:53:07,767 --> 00:53:10,520 - they'll be jealous. - Oh nonesense. 1068 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:11,855 Oh shut up. 1069 00:53:14,357 --> 00:53:16,234 - Oh no, my turn. - Whoa, huh? 1070 00:53:16,234 --> 00:53:18,153 - My turn. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah that's right. 1071 00:53:18,612 --> 00:53:20,447 - Hold that. - Okay. 1072 00:53:22,407 --> 00:53:23,408 Oh-- 1073 00:53:23,408 --> 00:53:24,409 Keys. 1074 00:53:25,493 --> 00:53:27,204 Oh. 1075 00:53:34,419 --> 00:53:36,671 - Tada! - Oh shit! 1076 00:53:36,963 --> 00:53:37,964 Woah. 1077 00:53:40,133 --> 00:53:41,134 Do you like it? 1078 00:53:41,134 --> 00:53:42,344 Yeah! 1079 00:53:42,427 --> 00:53:44,179 - This is so awesome. - Yeah. 1080 00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:46,139 - Yeah? - Where'd you find these? 1081 00:53:46,139 --> 00:53:49,226 At a yard sale this morning with my mom. 1082 00:53:49,392 --> 00:53:50,685 Oh my god-- 1083 00:53:50,685 --> 00:53:52,354 these are so cool. 1084 00:53:52,562 --> 00:53:54,147 - Yeah. - What? 1085 00:53:54,439 --> 00:53:56,191 Awe. Thank you so much. Yeah-- 1086 00:53:56,191 --> 00:53:58,193 no problem, glad you like it. 1087 00:53:58,193 --> 00:53:59,569 Ye-ah! 1088 00:54:00,779 --> 00:54:02,656 - So cool. - One more thing. 1089 00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:04,157 A-anu-what? 1090 00:54:04,157 --> 00:54:05,158 - Yeah. - Yu- 1091 00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:08,495 Weren't you the one that said...like-- 1092 00:54:08,662 --> 00:54:09,663 something about-- 1093 00:54:09,788 --> 00:54:11,957 nothing...too-- 1094 00:54:12,874 --> 00:54:13,959 much. 1095 00:54:13,959 --> 00:54:15,752 Well, I mean, come on. 1096 00:54:18,296 --> 00:54:19,756 - We got cake. - Wha-it-ah? 1097 00:54:19,756 --> 00:54:21,675 - Cake? - And we got-- 1098 00:54:21,675 --> 00:54:22,676 bierz. 1099 00:54:22,676 --> 00:54:23,718 Hell yeah. 1100 00:54:24,594 --> 00:54:25,887 Now it's a party. 1101 00:54:25,887 --> 00:54:27,222 Happy unbirthday. 1102 00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:28,640 Happy unbirthday, cheers. 1103 00:54:33,228 --> 00:54:36,189 Hmm. 1104 00:54:36,189 --> 00:54:38,358 - Hey. - Hey! 1105 00:54:38,358 --> 00:54:40,318 And tada! 1106 00:54:40,318 --> 00:54:41,820 Tada. 1107 00:54:41,820 --> 00:54:43,071 What ya think? 1108 00:54:43,071 --> 00:54:45,240 It's pretty cute. 1109 00:54:45,323 --> 00:54:47,701 - You're very romantic, I like it. - Cool. 1110 00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:49,035 - Good. - And "matte box". 1111 00:54:49,035 --> 00:54:51,788 Yeah, yeah. Yeah yeah, exactly. 1112 00:54:51,788 --> 00:54:54,374 - Yeay. - You remember that guy. 1113 00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:56,209 Please come-wha-wha-what's that? 1114 00:54:56,209 --> 00:54:59,963 I just...like got stuff too I didn't know like-- 1115 00:54:59,963 --> 00:55:01,881 - Oh shit. - To... 1116 00:55:01,881 --> 00:55:03,008 Fuck. 1117 00:55:03,341 --> 00:55:04,259 But... 1118 00:55:04,259 --> 00:55:08,096 - Ah, like I wanted it to be a surprise so I didn't tell you anything. - But I didn't-- 1119 00:55:08,096 --> 00:55:09,306 think about that-- 1120 00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:10,974 No...I-- You might-- 1121 00:55:10,974 --> 00:55:14,144 actually get dinner because you didn't know-- 1122 00:55:14,185 --> 00:55:16,229 - It's cool, like-- Ah, I'm sorry dude. - I suck. 1123 00:55:16,229 --> 00:55:18,732 We'll just, have it later, it's fine. 1124 00:55:18,773 --> 00:55:19,774 - Sure? - Yeah. 1125 00:55:19,774 --> 00:55:21,359 Cool, okay. 1126 00:55:21,443 --> 00:55:22,902 Come hither. 1127 00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:25,572 Come and have a seat-ah. 1128 00:55:25,572 --> 00:55:27,991 Oh, haw-haw-haw-- Yeah that's right-- 1129 00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:29,617 We have a fire going. 1130 00:55:29,617 --> 00:55:33,163 I figured that you know it's been awhile since we had a date night and everything-- 1131 00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:35,999 and uh, oh wait actually hold on, hold on let me-- 1132 00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:38,251 let me get that-- You wanna turn down the fire? No, no no, no let me-- 1133 00:55:38,251 --> 00:55:40,086 let me-let me get this for you-- 1134 00:55:40,086 --> 00:55:42,172 So...please hav-have a seat. 1135 00:55:42,172 --> 00:55:43,548 Yu-got-epp-epp-- 1136 00:55:43,548 --> 00:55:44,591 epp-- 1137 00:55:44,591 --> 00:55:45,675 There ya go-- 1138 00:55:45,675 --> 00:55:47,218 there ya go, kinda-- 1139 00:55:47,218 --> 00:55:48,553 gentleman about it. 1140 00:55:49,304 --> 00:55:50,930 Mmmm-- 1141 00:55:50,930 --> 00:55:52,891 - Well that's nice. - Cool. 1142 00:55:52,891 --> 00:55:54,517 I thought I'd ah-- 1143 00:55:54,517 --> 00:55:55,894 you know set something up-- 1144 00:55:55,894 --> 00:55:57,729 to the point where you can have-- 1145 00:55:57,729 --> 00:55:58,897 a date-- 1146 00:55:58,897 --> 00:55:59,981 and-- 1147 00:55:59,981 --> 00:56:02,275 be in your p.j.'s at the same time. 1148 00:56:02,567 --> 00:56:04,361 Yeah, uh-- So-- 1149 00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:06,905 I don't think I'm a bother with that right now. 1150 00:56:06,905 --> 00:56:09,199 Alright then...well I mean... 1151 00:56:09,324 --> 00:56:12,410 - Oh uh would you like a beer? - I'm sorry, where are my manners. 1152 00:56:12,410 --> 00:56:13,411 Sure. 1153 00:56:14,913 --> 00:56:16,164 Good answer. 1154 00:56:18,458 --> 00:56:19,376 Now-- 1155 00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:22,587 I don't think you've had this guy before-- 1156 00:56:23,588 --> 00:56:25,632 So I'd hope you like it-- 1157 00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:27,717 I like it-- 1158 00:56:27,717 --> 00:56:28,843 Oh-- 1159 00:56:28,843 --> 00:56:30,053 Oh-- 1160 00:56:30,053 --> 00:56:30,970 Look at you-- 1161 00:56:30,970 --> 00:56:32,472 Ah-- So thoughtful-- 1162 00:56:32,472 --> 00:56:33,848 Catching yourself. 1163 00:56:35,183 --> 00:56:36,768 - Cheers. - Cheers. 1164 00:56:41,689 --> 00:56:42,857 - Mmmh. - Yeah? 1165 00:56:42,857 --> 00:56:43,858 Uh-huh. 1166 00:56:43,858 --> 00:56:45,443 - Yeay? - Yeay. 1167 00:56:45,443 --> 00:56:46,403 Yee-ay. 1168 00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:48,405 Yee-aay. 1169 00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:49,948 Um-- 1170 00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:52,784 So...uh shall we? 1171 00:56:54,285 --> 00:56:55,995 - Uh-mm, yeah. - Ladies first. 1172 00:56:55,995 --> 00:56:58,373 You get...you get the pickin's. 1173 00:56:58,373 --> 00:56:59,499 Except for that one. 1174 00:56:59,499 --> 00:57:01,167 Joking, yeah you can have that one. 1175 00:57:01,167 --> 00:57:03,711 - I'm gonna grab this one. - Okay good. 1176 00:57:04,712 --> 00:57:07,006 I will grab this one. 1177 00:57:07,507 --> 00:57:09,759 - Cheers. - Cheers. 1178 00:57:09,759 --> 00:57:11,469 - Pizza cheers. - Pizza cheers. 1179 00:57:11,469 --> 00:57:11,970 oh. 1180 00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:13,763 - Oh, eh-for our homies. - Nice piece of garlic. 1181 00:57:15,598 --> 00:57:16,808 Hmm. 1182 00:57:19,477 --> 00:57:21,396 - Mmm-huh. - It's good. 1183 00:57:23,815 --> 00:57:27,277 Oh yeah I made sure there was plenty of garlic on that. 1184 00:57:27,318 --> 00:57:29,070 Good job. Mm-huh. It's really good. 1185 00:57:29,070 --> 00:57:30,905 So we're definitely gonna make-out later. 1186 00:57:30,905 --> 00:57:32,449 - Oh yeah-- Mm-huh. - Hard. 1187 00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:33,992 - ah-huh. - Uh-hmm. 1188 00:57:36,828 --> 00:57:39,330 I went on a...jog earlier today. 1189 00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:41,916 And um-- 1190 00:57:41,916 --> 00:57:44,085 I was doing a lot of thinking and-- 1191 00:57:44,085 --> 00:57:47,297 I had totally forgot about that one time when we ah-- 1192 00:57:47,964 --> 00:57:50,175 planned that "unbirthday" for eachother-- 1193 00:57:50,175 --> 00:57:51,968 - Mm-hmm. - Remember, and I drew that picture for you? 1194 00:57:51,968 --> 00:57:53,136 Uh-huh. 1195 00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,805 Yeah, that was a nice night wasn't it? 1196 00:57:56,931 --> 00:57:59,100 I mean I love the picture. 1197 00:57:59,809 --> 00:58:00,810 But-- 1198 00:58:01,603 --> 00:58:03,396 that wasn't the greatest night. 1199 00:58:03,396 --> 00:58:04,397 No? 1200 00:58:04,898 --> 00:58:06,065 Nuh-uh. 1201 00:58:06,065 --> 00:58:07,609 Why? What happened? 1202 00:58:08,526 --> 00:58:09,903 I killed it. 1203 00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:11,196 - You did? - Pretty. much. 1204 00:58:11,196 --> 00:58:12,322 Mm-huh. 1205 00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:14,365 Yeah. 1206 00:58:14,949 --> 00:58:17,410 Remember I got drunk, I acted like a jerk. 1207 00:58:20,788 --> 00:58:22,290 I love moments like these. 1208 00:58:23,416 --> 00:58:24,834 Hmmm? 1209 00:58:25,627 --> 00:58:28,087 Like when you're just hanging out with someone and-- 1210 00:58:28,379 --> 00:58:29,130 you just-- 1211 00:58:29,130 --> 00:58:31,591 bullshit and talk about random stuff and-- 1212 00:58:32,383 --> 00:58:33,635 all of a sudden there's a-- 1213 00:58:33,635 --> 00:58:34,594 quiet-- 1214 00:58:34,928 --> 00:58:35,929 moment-- 1215 00:58:37,180 --> 00:58:39,724 but not like an awkward quiet, it's just-- 1216 00:58:39,724 --> 00:58:40,850 more like-- 1217 00:58:41,267 --> 00:58:42,519 still an'-- 1218 00:58:42,685 --> 00:58:44,020 peaceful an'-- 1219 00:58:47,482 --> 00:58:50,443 I try to store those moments in my mind like a picture-- 1220 00:58:50,443 --> 00:58:52,445 so i can draw'em later. 1221 00:58:56,074 --> 00:58:58,493 And I think it's those pauses-- 1222 00:58:58,493 --> 00:59:02,038 they're like the defining parts of those moments too you know. 1223 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:06,918 Not really. 1224 00:59:08,127 --> 00:59:10,046 Let me put it this way-- 1225 00:59:11,506 --> 00:59:12,882 it's like if I were gonna-- 1226 00:59:12,882 --> 00:59:13,967 draw-- 1227 00:59:14,133 --> 00:59:15,176 a comic strip-- 1228 00:59:15,176 --> 00:59:16,427 of this moment-- 1229 00:59:17,679 --> 00:59:20,223 like on the first page I would dedicate-- 1230 00:59:20,223 --> 00:59:22,600 at least three to four panels of-- 1231 00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:27,397 just how I view the moment before actually like implementing any kind of-- 1232 00:59:28,273 --> 00:59:31,484 characters in action poses. 1233 00:59:36,531 --> 00:59:39,576 There aren't a lot of comics that do that kind of stuff. 1234 00:59:40,451 --> 00:59:42,537 I think everyone's just afraid of-- 1235 00:59:42,537 --> 00:59:44,831 embracing the stillness-- 1236 00:59:45,248 --> 00:59:47,333 just slowing things down-- 1237 00:59:49,002 --> 00:59:50,628 I wanna have a lot of-- 1238 00:59:50,628 --> 00:59:52,338 those still moments-- 1239 00:59:52,338 --> 00:59:53,965 in my comic. 1240 00:59:59,637 --> 01:00:03,182 Don't you think people might find that kinda boring though? 1241 01:00:05,977 --> 01:00:08,062 Uh-- 1242 01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:10,231 sure I mean-- 1243 01:00:13,067 --> 01:00:14,986 Maybe...but-- 1244 01:00:15,194 --> 01:00:17,405 I don't think that really matters 'cause-- 1245 01:00:17,405 --> 01:00:19,532 those kind of people-- 1246 01:00:19,532 --> 01:00:24,370 who'd find it boring aren't gonna be the type of people that are going to be into my comic book so-- 1247 01:00:24,370 --> 01:00:27,624 fuck'em...I don't think it really matters. 1248 01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:32,837 Why is your comic gonna be like some sort of hipster exclusive or something? 1249 01:00:35,715 --> 01:00:37,550 Uhh-um-- 1250 01:00:37,550 --> 01:00:38,635 sure. 1251 01:00:41,596 --> 01:00:43,014 Oh fuck-- 1252 01:00:43,890 --> 01:00:45,308 I'm sorry-- 1253 01:00:45,308 --> 01:00:47,352 that came off mean-- 1254 01:00:47,852 --> 01:00:48,895 Sorry. 1255 01:00:49,854 --> 01:00:51,314 Hey it's cool-- 1256 01:00:51,773 --> 01:00:53,316 don't worry about it. 1257 01:00:54,150 --> 01:00:55,818 It's fuckin' not-- 1258 01:00:55,818 --> 01:00:56,819 cool-- 1259 01:00:57,278 --> 01:00:58,696 It's not cool-- 1260 01:00:58,696 --> 01:00:59,781 fuck. 1261 01:01:01,491 --> 01:01:02,950 Are you okay? 1262 01:01:03,368 --> 01:01:06,746 Yeah, I'm fuckin' fine can we just call it a night?-- 1263 01:01:06,746 --> 01:01:08,164 I'm...just-- 1264 01:01:08,164 --> 01:01:09,540 over it. 1265 01:01:11,709 --> 01:01:14,253 Are you alright to drive? 1266 01:01:14,837 --> 01:01:17,924 Yeah I'm not fuckin' stupid so I think I can fuckin' drive. 1267 01:01:19,634 --> 01:01:21,094 Yo I didn't-- 1268 01:01:21,094 --> 01:01:23,137 I mean, mean anything by it-- 1269 01:01:23,137 --> 01:01:24,597 I was just-- 1270 01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:26,224 checkin' wit' you. 1271 01:01:26,224 --> 01:01:27,392 Yeah-- 1272 01:01:27,392 --> 01:01:29,018 can you jus' get in the fuckin' car-- 1273 01:01:29,018 --> 01:01:30,186 so we can-- 1274 01:01:30,478 --> 01:01:32,605 I just wanna get out of here now. 1275 01:01:35,942 --> 01:01:37,110 You know what I'll just walk. 1276 01:01:37,110 --> 01:01:41,364 Why do you fucking wanna walk everywhere? Just get in the fucking car! 1277 01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:43,866 I just think you should just go straight home-- 1278 01:01:43,866 --> 01:01:47,412 rather than have to drop me off first is all. Jus' get in the fucking car-- 1279 01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:49,414 so I can take you home, let's go. 1280 01:01:53,042 --> 01:01:54,460 Fine whatever. 1281 01:01:58,423 --> 01:02:01,342 I was drunk, I acted like a jerk-- 1282 01:02:01,509 --> 01:02:04,095 like can we change the subject?-- 1283 01:02:04,178 --> 01:02:05,179 we don't-- 1284 01:02:05,179 --> 01:02:07,515 I thought we were supposed to be having a good time like-- 1285 01:02:07,515 --> 01:02:10,017 We are you know I'm sorry...no, um-- 1286 01:02:10,017 --> 01:02:11,310 let's-- 1287 01:02:11,310 --> 01:02:12,645 you're right-- 1288 01:02:12,687 --> 01:02:13,479 Ah-- 1289 01:02:13,479 --> 01:02:15,064 I-- Why are we talking about that? 1290 01:02:15,064 --> 01:02:16,566 I-I just-- 1291 01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:19,026 I don't know, I just ah I-I-- 1292 01:02:19,026 --> 01:02:22,989 I didn't remember exactly wha' happened and I guess I was you know I'm sorry-- 1293 01:02:22,989 --> 01:02:24,157 you're right, you're right- 1294 01:02:24,157 --> 01:02:25,366 pizza, pizza time-- 1295 01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:28,119 What time is it? 1296 01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:29,954 - Pizza time. - Right-- 1297 01:02:29,954 --> 01:02:33,166 Perfect. Pizza time. Good. 1298 01:02:49,974 --> 01:02:52,560 You know, don't get me wrong like you are a really-- 1299 01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,437 you're a great guy-- 1300 01:02:54,854 --> 01:02:58,608 You're my favorite person in the world but lately it's been-- 1301 01:02:58,608 --> 01:02:59,942 difficult-- 1302 01:02:59,942 --> 01:03:01,736 being around you-- 1303 01:03:02,945 --> 01:03:05,156 like working two jobs is hard-- 1304 01:03:05,156 --> 01:03:07,492 Mickey you don't have to work two jobs-- 1305 01:03:07,492 --> 01:03:09,452 But I kinda feel like I do-- 1306 01:03:09,452 --> 01:03:11,829 - though. - Then why do you feel that way is what llike-- 1307 01:03:11,829 --> 01:03:13,664 what I contribute not enough? 1308 01:03:13,664 --> 01:03:16,000 It's n-- 1309 01:03:16,417 --> 01:03:19,545 It's not that it's not enough I just-- 1310 01:03:20,713 --> 01:03:24,759 I mean you're freelance you know like it makes me nervous-- 1311 01:03:24,759 --> 01:03:27,345 having a question mark on your next gig. 1312 01:03:27,887 --> 01:03:29,263 Wait so like-- 1313 01:03:29,764 --> 01:03:31,599 hold on I mean like-- 1314 01:03:33,100 --> 01:03:37,188 So ev-even if-if I was doing what I wanted to do then-- 1315 01:03:37,188 --> 01:03:40,483 it would still be the same issue because-- 1316 01:03:40,483 --> 01:03:41,609 ye-- 1317 01:03:41,609 --> 01:03:45,947 all artists have like a high probability of-- 1318 01:03:45,947 --> 01:03:49,492 of inconsistent income so-- 1319 01:03:49,492 --> 01:03:50,493 wa-- 1320 01:03:51,077 --> 01:03:53,204 oh my god-- 1321 01:03:53,746 --> 01:03:55,748 you know what Mickey?-- 1322 01:03:55,957 --> 01:03:58,835 Ah-I think you're biggest issue is me-- 1323 01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:01,087 I'm your biggest problem. 1324 01:04:02,964 --> 01:04:05,091 Huh, that's not what I'm saying it just-- 1325 01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:06,843 it would be different-- 1326 01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:09,220 if you were doing what you really wanted-- 1327 01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:12,849 How would that be different, it's the same thing. 1328 01:04:13,432 --> 01:04:16,936 It wouldn't because you'd be in a different head space and... like-- 1329 01:04:16,936 --> 01:04:19,230 that changes everything-- 1330 01:04:19,230 --> 01:04:23,109 Like I'm really sensitive to the energy you put out. 1331 01:04:28,489 --> 01:04:29,740 But ah-- 1332 01:04:30,741 --> 01:04:33,077 you know isn't that kinda of ah-- 1333 01:04:33,494 --> 01:04:35,997 double standard...I mean-- 1334 01:04:35,997 --> 01:04:37,999 like ah, the other night, though-- 1335 01:04:37,999 --> 01:04:42,795 ya know ya-ya come home from work venting about it in a not so positive fashion an-- 1336 01:04:42,795 --> 01:04:45,089 then you snap at me because it was stressing me out. 1337 01:04:45,089 --> 01:04:47,592 Yeah but that had nothing to do with me ah-- 1338 01:04:47,592 --> 01:04:52,471 I walked in you were already in a bad place you were in ya head you were being negative. 1339 01:04:52,471 --> 01:04:57,143 Alright-but I mean tha-that's besides the point, you know, it's not like you yourself were-- 1340 01:04:57,143 --> 01:04:58,936 talking about the-- 1341 01:04:58,936 --> 01:05:00,187 tales of-- 1342 01:05:00,187 --> 01:05:01,856 of happiness-- 1343 01:05:01,856 --> 01:05:07,236 and joy that you get from the two jobs that you adore with all your heart-- 1344 01:05:13,701 --> 01:05:17,788 Mickey? Is-is that why you're not doing your photography, like ye-- 1345 01:05:17,788 --> 01:05:19,290 you're just-- 1346 01:05:19,457 --> 01:05:20,958 you're scared of-- 1347 01:05:21,208 --> 01:05:24,003 of inconsistency? 1348 01:05:34,221 --> 01:05:37,808 Hey I know you don't want to hear from me right now-- 1349 01:05:37,808 --> 01:05:39,226 but you forgot some stuff-- 1350 01:05:39,226 --> 01:05:41,646 just got home and I'm a bit tired-- 1351 01:05:41,646 --> 01:05:44,690 but you can get it whenever. 1352 01:05:44,690 --> 01:05:46,901 Cool. 1353 01:05:48,361 --> 01:05:49,904 Thanks. 1354 01:08:23,766 --> 01:08:26,811 Yo? 1355 01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:29,230 Yeah. 1356 01:08:30,773 --> 01:08:31,816 Cool man. 1357 01:08:31,816 --> 01:08:32,733 Okay. 1358 01:08:34,276 --> 01:08:36,779 Yeah, i-I'm just a few blocks down. 1359 01:08:39,365 --> 01:08:40,866 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1360 01:08:41,033 --> 01:08:42,159 Sweet. 1361 01:08:42,451 --> 01:08:45,204 Alright buddy, well I'll see ya in a bit okay? 1362 01:08:46,330 --> 01:08:47,581 Cool thanks man. 1363 01:08:48,249 --> 01:08:49,250 Later. 98773