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ELIZABETH (ON TV): What is it about
dogs that brings us so much joy?
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Is it the quiet companionship
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or the scientifically-proven
health benefits?
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Or maybe
it's because dogs are
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the most adorable creatures
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to ever roam the planet.
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Whatever it is,
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dogs mean the world to us.
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Perhapsyou're a dog owner
like me.
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- Hi, Sam.
- (SAM BARKS)
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My boyfriend and I rescued him
five years ago,
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and it's the best thing
we've ever done.
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So if you love your dog
as much as I do,
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then you're probably
wondering,
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"What is my dog thinking?"
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Joining us today
is professional dog therapist,
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Danielle Thornhill.
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It's Danielle.
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- (LAUGHTER IN BACKGROUND)
- Danielle Thornh...
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- Danielle.
- (AUDIENCE MEMBER COUGHS)
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Da-nieal.
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- That's fine.
- (SAM BARKS)
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ELIZABETH:
So tell us,
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why do dogs need a therapist?
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DANIELLE: A lot of peopledon't know this,
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but 35 percent of all dogs
experience self-loathing.
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And what do you do to help a dog
overcome self-loathing?
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I would tell you,
but then I'd have to charge you.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
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(CHUCKLES)
I wish we had more time.
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Oh, I could grab a cup of cof...
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So if your dog
is experiencing self-loathing
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- or any other sort of emotional
crisis, -(SAM BARKS)
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contact Danielle Thornhill
today.
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It's Danielle.
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The summer is finally here.
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Next week, we'll be kicking off
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our "Summer Of Fun"
interview series.
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We'll be joined by
former NFL star Jimmy Johnston.
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So keep cool, LA.
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And I'll see you bright
and early.
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Thank you for joining us.
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Good job, Ingus.
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Oh, thanks.
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- Okay.
- MAN: Catch you Monday.
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♪ Silver buttons
all down her back ♪
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WOMAN:
Enjoy your weekend!
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♪ High hose tippy toes
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♪ She broke the needle
and she can't sew ♪
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- MAN: Hi, Miss Daniels.
- Hi, how have you been?
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♪ I'm just walking the dog
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You are a cutie, buddy.
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♪ If you don't know
how to do it ♪
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♪ I'll show you
how to walk the dog ♪
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♪ I asked her mother...
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(GROWLS)
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♪ She did ever jumped
the fence ♪
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♪ I jumped so high
touched the skies ♪
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♪ Didn't get back
'til a quarter to five ♪
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TARA:
Thank you.
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Okay, your drink will be
right over there at the counter.
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WOMAN 2:
Thanks.
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(WHINES)
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You know, I keep telling myself
I'm not wasting my degree.
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And it's not like
this is a total dead-end job.
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I mean, I've already started
helping out with marketing.
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DAISY:
Wow, that's really cool.
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You know, I always thought
marketing was grocery shopping.
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Like, my whole life.
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♪ I'm just walking the dog
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♪ If you don't know
how to do it ♪
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♪ I'll show you
how to walk the dog ♪
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♪ Walk the doggie
walk it on ♪
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RUTH: Oh, my God,
it's like with two babies
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in here, I feel
like Indiana Jones.
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You know, running
from that boulder,
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except, the boulder
has to come out of me.
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How's that gonna happen?
I'm real tired, you know?
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Um, there's a dog
between my legs, isn't there?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Well, Charlie, I love you.
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But can you just...
Okay, can you take a nap, honey?
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Oh, my God.
Why does everyone wanna get...
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Charlie, Charlie. Go take a nap.
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Oh, God. He's been very needy.
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Hm. Just like a man, right?
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So that's who did this to me.
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A man put two babies
inside of me.
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♪ Baby back dressed in black
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♪ High hose tippy toes
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♪ She broke the needle
and she can't sew ♪
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♪ Walking the dog
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- (WHINING)
- (DOORBELL RINGS)
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- Large pepperoni?
- You're late.
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If it's longer than 30 minutes,
isn't it free?
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- Nah, I think that's from the '80s.
- (DOG BARKS)
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- Stay.
- No offense
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but is your dog pregnant
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or just super fat?
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- Goodbye.
- Well, that's exact change.
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There's no tip.
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This is why
kids don't like old people.
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♪ Walking
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♪ Uh j-j-j-just
walking 'em ♪
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♪ If you don't know
how to do it ♪
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Wow!
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(CHUCKLES)
Hey! Hey! It's almost the day.
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Look at you,
decorating and rhyming.
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I'm so excited,
I've had nine cups of coffee.
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- I can't feel my fingers.
- (CHUCKLES)
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Oh, they didn't have this
in blue?
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I was supposed
to get that in blue.
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It's okay. It's fine.
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♪ I'll show you
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♪ How to walk
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♪ The dog
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Hey, Peter!
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I did something bad.
I'll give you a hint.
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I got donuts!
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Oh! Who's this?
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(CHUCKLES)
Hello.
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What are you doing here,
you cutie pie?
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(GASPS)
Sam, who's your friend?
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What's that in your mouth?
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(SAM BARKS)
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(WOMAN LAUGHS)
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(WHIMPERS)
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WOMAN:
Hm.
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- Peter?
- PETER: Liz?
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(PLAINTIVE VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING)
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Greg!
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Greg!
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Greg.
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Come over here.
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Greg!
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- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- What is this?
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- Hm?
- What is this?
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Oh, you got mama brain.
It's your baby shower, hon...
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No. What is this
depressing song?
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Oh, my God.
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This is, uh,
Schindler's List soundtrack.
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- I don't know why that's on.
- Okay, that's, I just... Please.
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I have a whole bunch
of John Williams.
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Dax was supposed
to be here to DJ.
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Where is he?
It's like his only life skill.
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I can't believe
he's related to you.
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♪ I'm too sexy
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♪ For my love
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(GUITAR MUSIC)
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♪ I'm too sexy for my shirt
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♪ Too sexy for my shirt
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♪ So sexy it hurts
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♪ I'm too sexy for my...
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I am so angry!
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- Nobody loves me...
- I'm sorry.
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- ...or helps me out.
- I know.
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- And I am creating two humans.
- Honey,
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you're making two human beings.
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I'm so proud of you.
You know that.
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- (CRASHING)
- WOMAN: Oh!
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- What?
- Oh, honey.
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What the...
(GASPS)
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Charlie!
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GREG:
Just things, just things.
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(ROCK MUSIC)
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♪ 'Cause I'm too sexy
for this rock ♪
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All right. That was awesome.
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Let's not gild the lily
and push it too hard, you know?
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Let's hit that beer garden
for happy hour. Huh?
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I'm feelin' sexy,
I don't...
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I think I'm too sexy
to keep rehearsing.
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We have an hour left
of rehearsal.
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Yeah, but, Lola,
that was perfect.
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You don't wanna mess
with perfection.
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Perfect? Stanley was behind
the beat Again.
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I was?
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Did you eat one of your brownies
for breakfast?
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I did.
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Maybe don't eat brownies
for breakfast.
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- I won't.
- DAX: Why are...
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Why are we taking this
so seriously?
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And you? You said
you would get us gigs, Dax.
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(PHONE BUZZES)
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How many gigs
have you gotten us?
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DAX: It's hard to be in a band
with you when you're...
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All right, my sister is
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having some kind of fit.
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Okay, so, uh, rehearsal over.
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LOLA:
Just get us a gig, Dax.
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TARA: I don't know. What am I
even doing with my life?
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If you ever want
to switch it up,
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you could always join me
on Woof Walks.
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I still think it's weird
that people you've never met
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hire you to walk their dogs.
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I'm really good at it.
You should see my reviews.
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- Wait, look at this.
- Oh, Dais, Dais, Dais, it's him.
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- Oh, hello, doctor.
- Oh! Hm!
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- Man, I love blue scrubs day.
- DAISY: Me, too.
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TARA: He's just so hot,
I don't understand.
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Sometimes I wish
I were a dog with a fever
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just so he could, like,
take my temperature.
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TARA: He could wear
a suit made of human hair
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and still be so hot.
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- He's crazy hot.
- He is crazy hot.
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That is like some next-level
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hot... hotness, you know,
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for, like...
I've seen a lot of guys,
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you know, a lot of hot guys...
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- Do you need help?
- Yeah, sure.
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Oh, okay, cool. Great.
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- What can I get ya?
- I'll have a...
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You know,
I'll just take the usual.
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Sorry, it's a bad joke,
every time I've come in here,
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I've ordered
something different, so...
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(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, okay.
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- Uh...
- Gotcha!
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I'll have a small coffee.
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- One small coffee.
- One small coffee!
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And we... we want it now!
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Get a move on it!
Come on, we're thirsty here!
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No?
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- Sorry, thought we were, like, doing that.
- (CHUCKLES)
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- Thought we were doing a thing.
- It's okay.
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Um, that will be $3.75.
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- I am off today.
- Oh!
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Uh, keep the change.
That's for you.
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- This is one dollar.
- Uh, sorry.
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Um, there, that's...
Now, that's five, that's six.
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Six dollars. Keep the change.
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- It's...
- Okay. Okay. Thank you.
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Cool. You look beau... beau...
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(DOG BARKS)
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(SCREAMS)
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Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
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- Hey, hey. It's okay.
- (WHIMPERS)
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Oh, come here.
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I thought you were
a giant beige rat.
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Hi!
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(CHUCKLES)
You're so skinny.
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Do you like
breakfast sandwiches?
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I bet you do. Come on.
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It's just, blue is Amelia's
favorite color, you know?
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I can return it. Easy.
I have the receipt.
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No big deal.
I'll do it on the way to class.
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- Oh, thank you. That'd be great.
- Yeah.
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Yeah. You know what,
that's crazy.
248
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I shouldn't make you
return it.
249
00:09:45,190 --> 00:09:46,456
She'll be fine with pink.
It's fine.
250
00:09:46,457 --> 00:09:48,725
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
It's fine. It's fine.
251
00:09:48,726 --> 00:09:51,158
I don't mind.
I like doing it. Really.
252
00:09:51,161 --> 00:09:54,395
This room is gonna be wonderful.
The dog's gonna be blue.
253
00:09:54,398 --> 00:09:56,466
How many cups of coffee
was it again?
254
00:09:56,467 --> 00:09:59,067
(SIGHS) It's just, we've
waited for this for so long.
255
00:09:59,068 --> 00:10:01,135
- I know.
- We have come so close.
256
00:10:01,138 --> 00:10:01,937
I know.
257
00:10:01,938 --> 00:10:03,505
So now it's finally happening.
258
00:10:03,508 --> 00:10:06,408
We're finally parents.
And I'm just so nervous.
259
00:10:06,410 --> 00:10:07,844
I'm nervous, too.
260
00:10:07,846 --> 00:10:09,177
I'm sure Amelia is nervous.
261
00:10:09,179 --> 00:10:11,047
This is not just
another visit for her.
262
00:10:11,048 --> 00:10:12,615
She's coming here to stay.
263
00:10:13,851 --> 00:10:14,985
Yeah.
264
00:10:15,918 --> 00:10:17,221
(SIGHS)
265
00:10:17,955 --> 00:10:19,389
What if I'm not good at it?
266
00:10:21,158 --> 00:10:22,394
At what?
267
00:10:23,595 --> 00:10:24,995
Being a mom.
268
00:10:26,331 --> 00:10:27,264
It's a big job.
269
00:10:28,030 --> 00:10:29,432
What if I'm terrible?
270
00:10:29,433 --> 00:10:31,500
What if something happens
and I don't know what to do?
271
00:10:31,503 --> 00:10:33,571
There is absolutely no way
that's gonna happen.
272
00:10:34,304 --> 00:10:36,838
For me, the fact
that you care this much already
273
00:10:36,841 --> 00:10:38,142
makes you a good mom.
274
00:10:39,409 --> 00:10:40,644
So you did it.
275
00:10:41,678 --> 00:10:43,311
(CHUCKLES)
I love you.
276
00:10:43,312 --> 00:10:44,248
I love you.
277
00:10:45,982 --> 00:10:48,182
- Oh, no! Who is this?
- Hi!
278
00:10:48,184 --> 00:10:50,051
- I found her yesterday.
- Aw!
279
00:10:50,052 --> 00:10:51,821
I had to hide her here
'cause my dumb building
280
00:10:51,822 --> 00:10:52,855
doesn't allow dogs.
281
00:10:52,856 --> 00:10:54,724
Oh, that is a dumb building.
282
00:10:54,725 --> 00:10:57,025
- Ugh!
- Come here.
283
00:10:57,028 --> 00:11:00,195
I can't just dump her off
at some sad shelter.
284
00:11:00,197 --> 00:11:03,063
Can I, girl? I can't do that.
285
00:11:03,066 --> 00:11:05,701
- What shall I do?
- Um, hello!
286
00:11:05,702 --> 00:11:09,004
This is the perfect excuse to
get some face-time with hot vet.
287
00:11:09,005 --> 00:11:10,472
Oh, my God. Yes!
288
00:11:10,475 --> 00:11:12,173
- Okay, we have to get our head in the game.
- Okay.
289
00:11:12,176 --> 00:11:14,042
Do you have your make-up
with you?
290
00:11:14,043 --> 00:11:15,312
Why? Do I look bad?
291
00:11:16,313 --> 00:11:19,248
No! we...
we could all look better.
292
00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:21,984
ELIZABETH: The break-up has
been really tough on Sam.
293
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:24,219
He's lethargic,
his appetite is down.
294
00:11:24,221 --> 00:11:26,923
His bowel movements
are way off, but...
295
00:11:26,924 --> 00:11:30,958
I'm sorry, should I be talking
about his bowel movements here?
296
00:11:30,961 --> 00:11:33,094
This is the best place
for you to be talking
297
00:11:33,096 --> 00:11:34,631
about his bowel movements.
298
00:11:35,633 --> 00:11:36,998
And what about you?
299
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,835
I'm fine. I'm great.
300
00:11:38,836 --> 00:11:40,635
I've just been...
301
00:11:40,638 --> 00:11:43,508
focused on work, and, uh...
302
00:11:44,576 --> 00:11:45,975
You're writing that down?
303
00:11:45,976 --> 00:11:48,043
You're writing down
that I'm fine?
304
00:11:48,044 --> 00:11:49,778
Or are you writing down
that I asked
305
00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:51,046
if you're writing down
that I'm fine?
306
00:11:51,048 --> 00:11:52,379
Yes. Look.
307
00:11:52,381 --> 00:11:55,485
What Sam really needs
is to move on.
308
00:11:55,486 --> 00:11:58,788
He needs to get out there
and meet some new dogs.
309
00:11:58,789 --> 00:12:00,523
Sam wants to.
310
00:12:00,524 --> 00:12:01,923
I-I know that he does,
311
00:12:01,926 --> 00:12:04,024
but he's just too scared.
312
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:06,962
DANIELLE:
What is Sam scared of exactly?
313
00:12:06,965 --> 00:12:08,365
ELIZABETH:
Of abandonment.
314
00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:10,634
Getting his heart broken.
315
00:12:11,970 --> 00:12:13,301
Sam needs to remember
316
00:12:13,302 --> 00:12:15,804
that if he protects
his heart too much,
317
00:12:15,807 --> 00:12:17,374
he'll never be happy.
318
00:12:20,979 --> 00:12:22,143
Yeah.
319
00:12:22,144 --> 00:12:24,078
Sam's going to be fine.
320
00:12:24,081 --> 00:12:25,447
(CHUCKLES)
321
00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:29,118
See, Sam,
you're gonna be just fine.
322
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,188
That'll be $300.
323
00:12:32,456 --> 00:12:33,557
Oh.
324
00:12:35,192 --> 00:12:37,725
Hey, you're gonna be fine, okay.
325
00:12:37,727 --> 00:12:39,561
It's just a little check-up.
326
00:12:39,562 --> 00:12:40,798
How do I look?
327
00:12:42,734 --> 00:12:44,767
(DOG BARKING)
328
00:12:44,769 --> 00:12:46,601
- Oh.
- Huh?
329
00:12:46,604 --> 00:12:47,538
Hey.
330
00:12:48,605 --> 00:12:49,640
(SIGHS)
331
00:12:50,707 --> 00:12:51,743
(SIGHS)
332
00:12:52,809 --> 00:12:54,345
- Tara?
- Hi!
333
00:12:55,846 --> 00:12:57,248
Oh, hi.
334
00:12:59,018 --> 00:13:00,181
TARA:
It's okay, girl.
335
00:13:00,182 --> 00:13:02,519
There is no reason
to be nervous.
336
00:13:06,724 --> 00:13:09,356
(DOGS BARKING)
337
00:13:09,359 --> 00:13:10,993
- Hi. Dr. Mike.
- Hey.
338
00:13:10,995 --> 00:13:12,226
Oh, I know.
339
00:13:12,229 --> 00:13:14,797
I-I serve you coffee
across the street...
340
00:13:14,798 --> 00:13:15,767
sometimes.
341
00:13:17,335 --> 00:13:19,368
- I'm Tara.
- Tara! Right, yeah!
342
00:13:19,370 --> 00:13:21,470
- Tara who-who serves me coffee.
- That's me.
343
00:13:21,471 --> 00:13:23,572
And I enjoy it every time.
H-how are you?
344
00:13:23,573 --> 00:13:25,139
- It's good to see you.
- You, too.
345
00:13:25,142 --> 00:13:27,842
Um, wow, by the looks
of this little lady,
346
00:13:27,845 --> 00:13:29,912
she's been on the street
a long time.
347
00:13:29,913 --> 00:13:31,447
Don't I relate?
348
00:13:34,052 --> 00:13:35,484
To being on the street?
349
00:13:35,485 --> 00:13:37,886
It was a joke.
I-I was just...
350
00:13:37,889 --> 00:13:39,153
- Oh, you're not a...
- Joking.
351
00:13:39,155 --> 00:13:41,490
No, you're not
a prostitute. Okay.
352
00:13:41,491 --> 00:13:44,393
So she still has
her anterior fontanel.
353
00:13:44,394 --> 00:13:45,394
(WHIMPERS)
354
00:13:45,395 --> 00:13:47,328
That's a soft spot,
like babies have.
355
00:13:47,331 --> 00:13:49,264
Basically, she has
a little hole in her head.
356
00:13:49,265 --> 00:13:51,432
- Oh, poor thing.
- No, no, but don't worry.
357
00:13:51,434 --> 00:13:54,070
Dr. Mike's got the cure,
I'm gonna take her in the back
358
00:13:54,072 --> 00:13:55,503
for some X-rays on her noggin.
359
00:13:55,504 --> 00:13:56,337
You stay here.
360
00:13:56,340 --> 00:13:58,408
- I will be aqui.
- Yeah, great.
361
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:00,711
Aqui? What?
362
00:14:02,013 --> 00:14:03,212
(SIGHS)
363
00:14:06,350 --> 00:14:08,384
MIKE: The helmet
will prevent any injuries.
364
00:14:08,385 --> 00:14:11,285
As we vets say,
"It only takes one pine cone."
365
00:14:11,288 --> 00:14:12,354
(BOTH CHUCKLES)
366
00:14:12,355 --> 00:14:13,721
Oh, I've never seen a helmet
367
00:14:13,724 --> 00:14:15,924
- look so good before.
- (MIKE CHUCKLES)
368
00:14:15,927 --> 00:14:17,192
I wish I could keep her.
369
00:14:17,193 --> 00:14:19,259
Listen, I work
with a great rescue.
370
00:14:19,261 --> 00:14:21,196
If you need help
finding a home for her,
371
00:14:21,197 --> 00:14:22,429
you can actually
leave her with me.
372
00:14:22,432 --> 00:14:23,532
I'll make all the arrangements.
373
00:14:23,533 --> 00:14:25,533
- Are you serious?
- Absolutely.
374
00:14:25,536 --> 00:14:26,701
That is so nice.
375
00:14:26,703 --> 00:14:29,471
- (WHIMPERS)
- And I'm gonna miss you, girl.
376
00:14:29,474 --> 00:14:31,407
I hope you find a nice home.
377
00:14:31,408 --> 00:14:34,010
- I wish you could be with me.
- Aw!
378
00:14:34,013 --> 00:14:35,611
Goodbyes are so tough.
379
00:14:36,446 --> 00:14:38,647
And where did you come from?
380
00:14:38,649 --> 00:14:39,850
Shaker Heights, Ohio.
381
00:14:40,951 --> 00:14:42,317
- No.
- I'm just kidding.
382
00:14:42,318 --> 00:14:43,888
I know you were complimenting
my bedside manner.
383
00:14:44,956 --> 00:14:46,254
But yeah.
Shaker Heights, Ohio,
384
00:14:46,255 --> 00:14:47,756
- until I was ten.
- Oh.
385
00:14:47,759 --> 00:14:48,890
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
386
00:14:48,893 --> 00:14:49,892
(ALL GASP)
387
00:14:49,894 --> 00:14:50,993
MIKE:
You don't have to worry.
388
00:14:50,995 --> 00:14:52,394
They're gonna take
great care of her.
389
00:14:52,397 --> 00:14:53,629
- You're amazing.
- Hey.
390
00:14:53,630 --> 00:14:55,331
Some people are built
for this sort of thing
391
00:14:55,332 --> 00:14:57,100
and I happen to be
one of those people.
392
00:14:57,101 --> 00:14:58,366
Well, thank you.
393
00:14:58,369 --> 00:15:00,335
I, uh, I hope to see you around.
394
00:15:00,336 --> 00:15:01,971
I hope so, too, Tina.
395
00:15:01,972 --> 00:15:03,238
Say goodbye to Tina.
396
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:05,639
Yeah, um, uh, it's Tara.
397
00:15:05,642 --> 00:15:08,211
It doesn't matter.
Okay, love you. Bye.
398
00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:18,855
(WHEELS SQUEALING)
399
00:15:21,325 --> 00:15:25,293
♪ Oh what does it take
to be lonesome? ♪
400
00:15:25,294 --> 00:15:27,761
- ♪ Nothin' at all
- ♪ Oh
401
00:15:27,764 --> 00:15:31,933
♪ What does it take
to be lonesome? ♪
402
00:15:31,936 --> 00:15:33,671
♪ Get out of here
403
00:15:34,838 --> 00:15:37,274
♪ And leave me alone
404
00:15:41,712 --> 00:15:42,647
Hey.
405
00:15:43,581 --> 00:15:44,779
Run.
406
00:15:44,782 --> 00:15:46,248
I just want to apologize
to Ruthie about yesterday.
407
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,216
GREG: Okay, run away.
Whatever that thing is,
408
00:15:48,217 --> 00:15:50,119
it's not your sister
anymore, okay?
409
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,686
Pregnancy has changed her.
410
00:15:51,687 --> 00:15:53,421
- Greg, move away from the door.
- I'm not going to.
411
00:15:53,423 --> 00:15:55,191
- Greg.
- She has the rage of a chimp.
412
00:15:55,192 --> 00:15:56,557
- Greg.
- Please don't go in there.
413
00:15:56,559 --> 00:15:58,793
I'm gonna pick you up
and move you like a baby.
414
00:15:58,796 --> 00:16:00,394
No, you're not.
415
00:16:00,397 --> 00:16:02,197
- Flee, flee. See...
- G-Greg...
416
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,432
- No, I can't.
- Greg, Greg, I don't wanna...
417
00:16:04,434 --> 00:16:06,235
- Greg, I'm gonna lift you up...
- Don't lift me up.
418
00:16:06,236 --> 00:16:07,503
Come on. Come on!
419
00:16:07,504 --> 00:16:10,272
- Move you like a baby.
- Don't lift me up again.
420
00:16:10,274 --> 00:16:12,740
Dang it! Don't pick a person up.
421
00:16:12,743 --> 00:16:13,945
Do not pick a person up.
422
00:16:15,046 --> 00:16:18,114
I think I'm a pretty
good sister. Right?
423
00:16:18,115 --> 00:16:20,682
- I think I do a lot for you.
- Yeah.
424
00:16:20,684 --> 00:16:23,753
I take care of you financially
when you need it,
425
00:16:23,754 --> 00:16:25,587
which is a lot.
426
00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:28,023
Look, it's not like
I missed the baby.
427
00:16:28,024 --> 00:16:29,360
I just missed the shower.
428
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:33,495
Greg here, he tries his best,
he really does,
429
00:16:33,498 --> 00:16:36,065
but he gets it wrong
98 percent of the time.
430
00:16:36,067 --> 00:16:37,066
I'm on therapy.
431
00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,500
He had to put some bizarre crap
432
00:16:38,501 --> 00:16:40,400
on from his phone,
which put everybody
433
00:16:40,403 --> 00:16:41,870
in a very weird headspace.
434
00:16:41,873 --> 00:16:43,739
GREG: My taste in music
is eclectic at best
435
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:45,707
and I take
partial responsibility.
436
00:16:45,710 --> 00:16:47,307
RUTH:
It is partially your fault.
437
00:16:47,309 --> 00:16:49,577
A 100 percent partially
my fault, without a doubt.
438
00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:52,682
And then, my sweet angel
of a dog, Charlie...
439
00:16:53,451 --> 00:16:55,586
goes all Cujo on my gifts.
440
00:16:57,654 --> 00:16:58,655
But you...
441
00:16:59,655 --> 00:17:00,956
you weren't there for me.
442
00:17:03,193 --> 00:17:04,325
I'm sorry.
443
00:17:04,326 --> 00:17:06,394
(CHARLIE BARKING)
444
00:17:06,395 --> 00:17:08,230
- Are you crying?
- Yes.
445
00:17:08,231 --> 00:17:09,832
This is what happens.
446
00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:11,099
(CHARLIE BARKING)
447
00:17:11,102 --> 00:17:13,669
Charlie, please!
448
00:17:13,671 --> 00:17:14,672
I can explain.
449
00:17:15,506 --> 00:17:18,240
Frunk had this... had this,
like, surprise audition...
450
00:17:18,241 --> 00:17:21,343
- "Frunk?" What is that?
- Frunk's my band.
451
00:17:21,345 --> 00:17:24,412
Frunk? What is that?
That's not a word.
452
00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:25,880
- It's not a word.
- It doesn't have to be a word.
453
00:17:25,882 --> 00:17:28,150
- It's the name of a band.
- RUTH: What does it mean?
454
00:17:28,152 --> 00:17:29,317
It's a typo at best.
455
00:17:29,318 --> 00:17:30,585
That's the beauty of the word
456
00:17:30,586 --> 00:17:32,452
is that it's...
it could be anything.
457
00:17:32,454 --> 00:17:33,691
Wanna hear a great band name?
458
00:17:34,959 --> 00:17:36,025
Train.
459
00:17:36,027 --> 00:17:36,961
Great name.
460
00:17:37,694 --> 00:17:39,627
- Goo Goo Dolls.
- Great name.
461
00:17:39,630 --> 00:17:41,063
- GREG: Garth Brooks.
- That's a... that's a...
462
00:17:41,065 --> 00:17:42,364
That's a man's name.
463
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,766
Charlie, please,
464
00:17:43,768 --> 00:17:46,602
- for the love of God, stop it.
- Stop it, stop it.
465
00:17:46,604 --> 00:17:47,769
Frunk is also a Greek...
466
00:17:47,770 --> 00:17:49,737
If you say the word Frunk
one more time,
467
00:17:49,739 --> 00:17:50,940
I swear to God...
468
00:17:50,942 --> 00:17:53,241
Ruthie, you know when you,
when you do that to me,
469
00:17:53,243 --> 00:17:54,442
now I have to say it.
470
00:17:54,443 --> 00:17:56,680
Don't... don't say it.
471
00:17:58,682 --> 00:17:59,650
Don't.
472
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,184
(SIGHS)
Frunk.
473
00:18:03,186 --> 00:18:04,220
(GRUNTS)
474
00:18:04,221 --> 00:18:06,055
(GROANS)
Oh, my God!
475
00:18:06,057 --> 00:18:08,123
- Oh! Frunk!
- Is it coming? Is it happening?
476
00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:09,858
See, it actually works great.
477
00:18:09,861 --> 00:18:11,759
(GRUNTS)
478
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,295
Okay. Whew!
479
00:18:13,297 --> 00:18:14,997
Are you guys, like,
not hearing what I'm saying
480
00:18:14,999 --> 00:18:16,631
because of the contractions,
but my building
481
00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:19,234
has a strict no-dog policy,
so I'll get evicted.
482
00:18:19,237 --> 00:18:20,401
RUTH:
This is how you help me.
483
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:21,670
He needs a walk
in the morning...
484
00:18:21,672 --> 00:18:22,971
- GREG: Watch yourself.
- RUTH: ...no human food,
485
00:18:22,973 --> 00:18:24,606
and especially no chocolate.
486
00:18:24,608 --> 00:18:27,444
Greg, why did you do this to me?
487
00:18:29,079 --> 00:18:30,346
(BARKING)
488
00:18:30,348 --> 00:18:31,481
Yeah.
489
00:18:33,116 --> 00:18:34,050
I know.
490
00:18:36,952 --> 00:18:38,354
Welcome home, Amelia.
491
00:18:38,355 --> 00:18:39,989
This is your new home.
492
00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:41,521
(CHUCKLES)
Yeah.
493
00:18:41,523 --> 00:18:43,691
This is where
we're gonna live together
494
00:18:43,692 --> 00:18:44,826
as a family.
495
00:18:44,828 --> 00:18:45,994
Yeah.
496
00:18:45,997 --> 00:18:47,528
- Mm-hmm.
- GRACE: Yeah.
497
00:18:47,529 --> 00:18:49,030
This is the living room.
498
00:18:49,032 --> 00:18:52,233
And, uh, that's the kitchen...
499
00:18:52,236 --> 00:18:53,635
If you ever get scared,
500
00:18:53,637 --> 00:18:55,637
we have a night light here
501
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,273
that puts stars on the ceiling.
502
00:18:57,276 --> 00:19:01,143
It's so cool, it's got
constellations, shooting stars.
503
00:19:01,144 --> 00:19:02,410
If you ever wanna cuddle,
504
00:19:02,412 --> 00:19:04,078
we have all these
little friends for you.
505
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,079
Look at those guys.
506
00:19:05,082 --> 00:19:06,281
And then we have this guy.
507
00:19:06,284 --> 00:19:08,317
Oh, look at that. A blue dog!
508
00:19:08,318 --> 00:19:09,586
You love blue.
509
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,154
So I've been told.
510
00:19:13,156 --> 00:19:16,258
Well, hey,
we also have a teepee.
511
00:19:16,259 --> 00:19:18,126
Oh, wow!
512
00:19:18,128 --> 00:19:20,528
Do you think I can fit in there?
I bet I can fit in there.
513
00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:22,198
- You think I can fit in there?
- I don't know.
514
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,365
Yeah. I think so.
515
00:19:23,366 --> 00:19:25,833
Bear, get out of my way.
Oh, yeah.
516
00:19:25,835 --> 00:19:29,305
There's so much more room in
here than it looks like, guys.
517
00:19:29,307 --> 00:19:31,839
I think we should move out of
the house and into this teepee.
518
00:19:31,842 --> 00:19:33,308
- Yeah.
- Yay.
519
00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:34,943
Wait. Amelia, I'm lost.
520
00:19:34,945 --> 00:19:36,576
- You gotta help me out here.
- Honey.
521
00:19:36,578 --> 00:19:37,880
- Kurt, honey?
- Huh?
522
00:19:37,882 --> 00:19:40,214
Um, let's...
523
00:19:40,217 --> 00:19:41,583
Let's put that teepee down.
524
00:19:41,585 --> 00:19:42,584
KURT: Yeah. All right.
525
00:19:42,586 --> 00:19:44,552
Our room is just down the hall,
526
00:19:44,555 --> 00:19:46,555
and the bathroom's
right next door.
527
00:19:46,557 --> 00:19:47,888
And, honey,
put the teepee...
528
00:19:47,891 --> 00:19:50,026
Yeah, okay.
We'll do that later.
529
00:19:51,162 --> 00:19:52,126
(CLEARS THROAT)
530
00:19:52,128 --> 00:19:53,929
Yeah. Uh...
531
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,596
And lastly,
532
00:19:55,597 --> 00:19:58,601
you can call me mommy
and him daddy.
533
00:20:00,837 --> 00:20:02,371
- KURT: Or whatever.
- GRACE: Uh, or...
534
00:20:02,373 --> 00:20:03,806
Or you can call me Grace
and him Kurt.
535
00:20:03,807 --> 00:20:06,909
- Yeah. Or me Kurt and him Grace.
- Oh, no. What? Yeah.
536
00:20:06,911 --> 00:20:08,676
What? No, that, no,
that's gonna be too confusing.
537
00:20:08,679 --> 00:20:10,346
You know what?
The point is
538
00:20:10,348 --> 00:20:11,813
you can call us
whatever you like.
539
00:20:11,815 --> 00:20:13,750
It's whatever
makes you comfortable.
540
00:20:14,917 --> 00:20:15,852
Okay.
541
00:20:18,189 --> 00:20:19,586
Um...
542
00:20:19,588 --> 00:20:21,390
Do you want a little time
543
00:20:21,392 --> 00:20:22,589
to check out your room
by yourself?
544
00:20:22,592 --> 00:20:24,560
- Oh, yeah.
- KURT: Yeah?
545
00:20:25,695 --> 00:20:27,563
- Okay. Great. Okay.
- Okay. Yes.
546
00:20:27,565 --> 00:20:30,766
Uh, I'm just gonna leave,
leave this guy, hm,
547
00:20:30,768 --> 00:20:34,002
and, um, we'll be
in the next room.
548
00:20:34,005 --> 00:20:35,771
- KURT: Have fun.
- It's gonna be great.
549
00:20:36,506 --> 00:20:37,640
GRACE:
It's gonna be...
550
00:20:45,515 --> 00:20:47,215
(BARKS)
551
00:20:47,218 --> 00:20:50,853
Hey, Mabel.
Hey, what's all that?
552
00:20:50,855 --> 00:20:51,619
(WHIMPERS)
553
00:20:51,622 --> 00:20:53,089
Look at you, little chubby.
554
00:20:54,025 --> 00:20:55,558
You ain't so tough.
555
00:20:57,028 --> 00:20:58,761
You ain't so tough.
556
00:21:04,134 --> 00:21:05,970
Well, there we go.
557
00:21:08,305 --> 00:21:09,705
I don't know, sweetheart.
558
00:21:10,673 --> 00:21:13,109
Looks like we're gonna
have to do without.
559
00:21:16,047 --> 00:21:19,115
You are so fat. We're gonna
slim and trim you up.
560
00:21:22,852 --> 00:21:25,922
How far you think we can go
before we get back home, huh?
561
00:21:26,789 --> 00:21:28,958
Uh, I think we can go
a little bit.
562
00:21:32,063 --> 00:21:33,130
Mr. Pepperoni!
563
00:21:34,464 --> 00:21:36,131
Your dog's still fat!
564
00:21:36,133 --> 00:21:37,132
(BARKING)
565
00:21:37,134 --> 00:21:38,935
(SCOFFS)
Wise guy.
566
00:21:40,971 --> 00:21:42,570
Mabel. Mabel!
567
00:21:42,573 --> 00:21:43,704
- (CAR HONKING)
- (YELPS)
568
00:21:43,707 --> 00:21:45,643
Mabel!
(GROANS)
569
00:21:47,510 --> 00:21:49,078
(WALTER GROANS)
570
00:21:51,147 --> 00:21:53,449
(WALTER GROANS)
571
00:21:53,451 --> 00:21:54,915
Sir, are you okay?
572
00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:56,683
- It's gonna be fine.
- Mabel.
573
00:21:56,685 --> 00:21:59,056
(SIREN WAILING)
574
00:22:01,525 --> 00:22:04,893
Shh. Shh. Shh.
You gotta stop barking.
575
00:22:04,894 --> 00:22:06,496
I'm not allowed to have dogs
in my building,
576
00:22:06,498 --> 00:22:08,199
so you cannot bark
like this, all right.
577
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,665
What is your damage, dog?
578
00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:13,501
There better be a boy
in a well somewhere, pal,
579
00:22:13,503 --> 00:22:14,935
for you to be freaking out
like this.
580
00:22:14,938 --> 00:22:16,739
(BARKING)
581
00:22:19,875 --> 00:22:22,044
How am I gonna
get you up there?
582
00:22:22,046 --> 00:22:23,747
(BARKING)
583
00:22:37,528 --> 00:22:38,927
Oh. Ooh!
584
00:22:39,863 --> 00:22:40,997
(GRUNTS)
585
00:22:41,798 --> 00:22:43,766
Huh. All right.
586
00:22:44,602 --> 00:22:45,799
(GRUNTS)
587
00:22:45,801 --> 00:22:47,667
Damn. Oh, we're caught,
we're caught!
588
00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:49,270
Whoa! Ow!
589
00:22:49,272 --> 00:22:51,306
Okay, gonna get you
out of here real soon.
590
00:22:51,307 --> 00:22:53,208
- Okay? Uh...
- Oh, hey.
591
00:22:53,210 --> 00:22:54,843
(CHUCKLES)
Come on in.
592
00:22:54,845 --> 00:22:57,311
- I got ya.
- Okay.
593
00:22:57,314 --> 00:22:59,883
(ELEVATOR WHIRRING)
594
00:23:02,852 --> 00:23:04,154
You just finish a gig?
595
00:23:05,189 --> 00:23:06,123
Yup.
596
00:23:07,157 --> 00:23:08,325
It sounds like fun.
597
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:11,862
Where was it?
598
00:23:14,064 --> 00:23:15,865
Uh, north.
599
00:23:22,739 --> 00:23:25,440
Oh. Uh, goodnight. Just...
600
00:23:25,442 --> 00:23:27,443
(GATE CLANKING)
601
00:23:29,279 --> 00:23:30,712
(SHUSHING)
602
00:23:34,784 --> 00:23:36,287
Run free, dog.
603
00:23:37,253 --> 00:23:38,287
Enjoy the apartment.
604
00:23:38,288 --> 00:23:40,221
I will let you know
that the cleaning lady
605
00:23:40,223 --> 00:23:41,624
will be here never...
606
00:23:41,625 --> 00:23:42,790
because she does not exist.
607
00:23:42,792 --> 00:23:44,594
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No people food.
608
00:23:44,596 --> 00:23:45,794
No people food.
609
00:23:45,796 --> 00:23:47,728
(CHARLIE GROWLS)
610
00:23:47,730 --> 00:23:49,565
You're gonna get me
in some serious trouble.
611
00:23:49,567 --> 00:23:50,897
My sister will kill me.
612
00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:51,932
Though I do appreciate
613
00:23:51,934 --> 00:23:53,701
that you like Del Taco so much.
614
00:23:53,702 --> 00:23:55,072
(CHARLIE WHINING)
615
00:23:57,340 --> 00:23:58,772
I'm not gonna help you.
616
00:23:58,775 --> 00:24:01,375
If I take that bag
away from you,
617
00:24:01,377 --> 00:24:02,443
you will never learn.
618
00:24:02,445 --> 00:24:04,145
(CHARLIE GROWLS)
619
00:24:04,147 --> 00:24:06,250
This is comical.
620
00:24:07,317 --> 00:24:08,684
Smile, bag-face.
621
00:24:08,686 --> 00:24:09,951
- (GROWLING, WHINING)
- (CAMERA CLICKS)
622
00:24:09,953 --> 00:24:12,653
(CHUCKLES)
Dumb dog.
623
00:24:12,655 --> 00:24:15,155
Watch out for that...
Oh. That hurt.
624
00:24:15,157 --> 00:24:17,023
MYRA:
So did he move out yet?
625
00:24:17,026 --> 00:24:19,228
ELIZABETH: I threw out the last
of his stuff this morning.
626
00:24:19,230 --> 00:24:21,462
Someone grab me a water
for after. Thanks.
627
00:24:21,464 --> 00:24:24,333
- Hi. Elizabeth Daniels.
- Oh, I know. I'm Jimmy.
628
00:24:24,335 --> 00:24:25,500
- Okay. Cards.
- Yes.
629
00:24:25,501 --> 00:24:27,001
MYRA: And don't be afraid
to be yourself. All right?
630
00:24:27,003 --> 00:24:28,372
- Yeah. Of course.
- Look up.
631
00:24:29,641 --> 00:24:31,373
- Oh, it was better before. Oh.
- What?
632
00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:32,474
MAN:
Ten seconds, everyone.
633
00:24:32,477 --> 00:24:33,576
- Ten seconds.
- Okay. Um...
634
00:24:33,577 --> 00:24:34,875
(CHUCKLES)
635
00:24:34,876 --> 00:24:36,345
You look nervous. Don't be.
Follow my lead.
636
00:24:36,346 --> 00:24:37,778
- I'll take care of you.
- MAN: And we're on in five...
637
00:24:37,779 --> 00:24:40,847
- All right.
- MAN: ...four, three, two...
638
00:24:40,849 --> 00:24:43,484
We have a special treat
for you, Los Angeles.
639
00:24:43,487 --> 00:24:44,653
And it's a treat for me, too.
640
00:24:44,654 --> 00:24:45,953
I love this guy.
641
00:24:45,955 --> 00:24:47,788
Joining us in the studio today
642
00:24:47,789 --> 00:24:50,325
is former LA Ram
Jimmy Johnston.
643
00:24:50,326 --> 00:24:52,126
- Welcome, Jimmy. How are you?
- Hey.
644
00:24:52,128 --> 00:24:53,630
ELIZABETH: It's so good
to have you here today.
645
00:24:53,632 --> 00:24:55,463
Thank you for having me.
Big fan.
646
00:24:55,465 --> 00:24:56,832
Let's start with your injury.
647
00:24:56,834 --> 00:24:58,634
Wow. Okay.
Well, right for the jugular.
648
00:24:58,635 --> 00:25:00,335
- Digging deep. Okay.
- (AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
649
00:25:00,336 --> 00:25:01,969
You tore your ACL
in what turned out to be
650
00:25:01,971 --> 00:25:03,804
your final game in the NFL.
651
00:25:03,806 --> 00:25:05,606
I have to say,
you look terrific now.
652
00:25:05,608 --> 00:25:07,807
Wait. Wait a second.
Wait a second.
653
00:25:07,809 --> 00:25:09,113
You think I look terrific?
654
00:25:10,047 --> 00:25:12,813
Or do your cards tell you
to say that...
655
00:25:12,815 --> 00:25:13,882
- Let me see your...
- Oh, uh.
656
00:25:13,884 --> 00:25:15,916
Please don't touch my cards.
657
00:25:15,919 --> 00:25:18,119
No offense, but maybe,
maybe you put the cards down
658
00:25:18,122 --> 00:25:20,122
and then you and I, we'll
just talk. You know, right?
659
00:25:20,124 --> 00:25:21,758
Like, have a conversation
like real people.
660
00:25:21,759 --> 00:25:23,592
All right? All right?
661
00:25:23,594 --> 00:25:25,058
- Right?
- I'm sorry. I...
662
00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:26,962
You're trying to tell me
how to do my job?
663
00:25:27,698 --> 00:25:28,796
I'm telling you
that I feel like
664
00:25:28,798 --> 00:25:29,896
you can loosen up
a little bit.
665
00:25:29,898 --> 00:25:31,500
I am plenty loose.
666
00:25:31,501 --> 00:25:32,934
(MAN LAUGHING)
667
00:25:34,003 --> 00:25:36,938
Uh, what if I told you
how to athlete?
668
00:25:36,940 --> 00:25:38,640
How to... how to athlete?
669
00:25:38,642 --> 00:25:39,941
Mm-hmm.
670
00:25:39,942 --> 00:25:41,644
You wouldn't feel good
about that. Would you?
671
00:25:41,645 --> 00:25:42,810
I think I'd be open to that.
672
00:25:42,813 --> 00:25:44,780
- You look pretty athletic.
- I am.
673
00:25:44,782 --> 00:25:47,013
- You ever play sports?
- I was on the drill team.
674
00:25:47,016 --> 00:25:48,383
- Drill team?
- Yes.
675
00:25:48,384 --> 00:25:49,617
Not a sport. Okay.
676
00:25:49,619 --> 00:25:51,018
The drill team
is for people
677
00:25:51,019 --> 00:25:52,386
who tried out for the
cheerleading squad,
678
00:25:52,388 --> 00:25:53,788
did not make it.
679
00:25:53,790 --> 00:25:55,123
Yeah, and to all the girls out
there who are on the drill te...
680
00:25:55,125 --> 00:25:56,824
Who would have
rather been cheerleaders
681
00:25:56,826 --> 00:25:58,925
but settled for twirling flags.
682
00:25:58,927 --> 00:26:01,096
Flags are completely different.
683
00:26:01,097 --> 00:26:03,432
To all the kids out there
who are on the flags team now...
684
00:26:03,433 --> 00:26:05,768
- Still not a sport.
- Yes, it is, it's...
685
00:26:05,769 --> 00:26:07,336
You don't know
what you're talking about.
686
00:26:07,337 --> 00:26:09,070
You've been on the air
for, like, five minutes
687
00:26:09,073 --> 00:26:11,238
and you're besmirching
both the flags team
688
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,741
and the drills team
like a typical jock asshole.
689
00:26:13,743 --> 00:26:14,643
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
690
00:26:14,644 --> 00:26:16,112
Ooh, don't say that.
691
00:26:18,582 --> 00:26:19,846
Speaking of the weather,
692
00:26:19,848 --> 00:26:20,980
we will be right back
693
00:26:20,982 --> 00:26:22,986
with Alexa's weekend forecast.
694
00:26:24,355 --> 00:26:25,288
Are we...
695
00:26:26,222 --> 00:26:27,156
Should... Now?
696
00:26:28,392 --> 00:26:29,759
Great. Hey. Alexa...
697
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,827
That was fun. I don't think
you're supposed to say asshole.
698
00:26:31,829 --> 00:26:34,061
- But that was fun.
- MAN: And we're out.
699
00:26:34,064 --> 00:26:36,197
Can I get that water?
700
00:26:36,199 --> 00:26:37,601
Um...
701
00:26:41,204 --> 00:26:42,970
(PANTING)
702
00:26:42,971 --> 00:26:46,875
GRACE: Hey, I hope you like
smiley faces and pancakes.
703
00:26:47,711 --> 00:26:50,247
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
704
00:26:55,551 --> 00:26:57,555
Is it good?
(CHUCKLES)
705
00:27:03,092 --> 00:27:04,361
(SWALLOWS NOISILY)
706
00:27:06,128 --> 00:27:09,431
Yup. Okay. You, uh,
you enjoy your pancakes.
707
00:27:09,432 --> 00:27:10,433
(CHUCKLES)
708
00:27:15,372 --> 00:27:16,373
(SIGHS)
709
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:25,147
(KEYS CLACKING)
710
00:27:28,451 --> 00:27:30,852
♪ Yo I'll tell you what I want
what I really really want ♪
711
00:27:30,854 --> 00:27:33,154
♪ So tell me what you want
what you really really want ♪
712
00:27:33,156 --> 00:27:35,390
♪ I'll tell you what I want
what I really really want ♪
713
00:27:35,392 --> 00:27:37,625
♪ So tell me what you want
what you really really want ♪
714
00:27:37,627 --> 00:27:38,960
♪ I wanna I wanna I wanna
715
00:27:38,961 --> 00:27:41,430
Breakfast dance party.
716
00:27:41,432 --> 00:27:42,731
What?
717
00:27:42,733 --> 00:27:44,535
Breakfast. Dancing.
718
00:27:45,269 --> 00:27:47,602
Hey, Grace, do you know
where my charger is?
719
00:27:47,604 --> 00:27:48,638
We're havin' a dance party.
720
00:27:49,772 --> 00:27:51,137
We're havin' a dance party.
721
00:27:51,140 --> 00:27:53,343
- At breakfast?
- Yes.
722
00:27:54,076 --> 00:27:55,644
That's crazy!
723
00:27:55,645 --> 00:27:57,044
What kind of family is this?
724
00:27:57,046 --> 00:27:58,547
GRACE:
Whoo! Tell me what you want.
725
00:27:58,548 --> 00:27:59,914
What do you want, Daddy?
726
00:27:59,916 --> 00:28:02,317
♪ I'll tell you what I want
what I really really want ♪
727
00:28:02,318 --> 00:28:05,619
Go, Daddy. Go, Daddy. Go, Daddy.
728
00:28:05,622 --> 00:28:07,191
May I be excused?
729
00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:09,693
Yeah. Yeah, of course.
730
00:28:10,425 --> 00:28:12,292
♪ You gotta get
with my friends ♪
731
00:28:12,295 --> 00:28:14,096
I can remember this
from the wedding.
732
00:28:14,832 --> 00:28:17,230
♪ Friendship never ends
733
00:28:17,232 --> 00:28:19,502
What are you doing?
I just got my groove going.
734
00:28:20,237 --> 00:28:22,403
(SIGHS)
What is wrong with us?
735
00:28:22,405 --> 00:28:24,071
Nothing.
Nothing's wrong with us.
736
00:28:24,074 --> 00:28:26,607
- No, we're being hilarious.
- I know.
737
00:28:26,609 --> 00:28:29,413
(SNORING)
738
00:28:33,150 --> 00:28:35,449
(CHARLIE PANTING)
739
00:28:35,451 --> 00:28:37,220
Hm. Stop it.
740
00:28:41,057 --> 00:28:42,958
No. Stop it.
741
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,227
They're not here
so do what you want to.
742
00:28:45,229 --> 00:28:48,096
Ah, you're being mean to me now.
Now you're being mean to me.
743
00:28:48,097 --> 00:28:49,330
And I am letting you stay
in my house.
744
00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:50,798
You have to get away from me.
745
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,102
(HUFFS)
746
00:28:53,336 --> 00:28:54,402
(SIGHS)
747
00:28:54,403 --> 00:28:55,704
(SNORING)
748
00:28:55,707 --> 00:28:58,040
(CHARLIE PANTING)
749
00:28:58,775 --> 00:29:00,242
(CHARLIE WHINING)
750
00:29:02,778 --> 00:29:04,546
(GROANS)
751
00:29:04,548 --> 00:29:05,682
Get off of me.
752
00:29:06,950 --> 00:29:09,486
Okay. Okay.
753
00:29:10,653 --> 00:29:12,756
(WHINING)
754
00:29:14,490 --> 00:29:15,726
It's too early.
755
00:29:17,027 --> 00:29:19,195
Just go in the corner.
You have my blessing.
756
00:29:20,663 --> 00:29:21,798
Okay, okay.
757
00:29:23,599 --> 00:29:24,634
Come on, man.
758
00:29:26,102 --> 00:29:27,868
Charlie, it's all the same.
759
00:29:27,871 --> 00:29:32,807
Every spot that you've sniffed
on this entire walk is the same.
760
00:29:32,808 --> 00:29:36,113
Just pick one
and then pee in it.
761
00:29:49,559 --> 00:29:51,126
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
762
00:30:06,978 --> 00:30:10,046
Ugh, what?
What is it now, pizza boy?
763
00:30:10,048 --> 00:30:12,145
My name's Tyler. I...
764
00:30:12,147 --> 00:30:13,683
I just came to see
how you were feeling.
765
00:30:15,183 --> 00:30:17,854
Fine. Uh, totally fine.
766
00:30:19,121 --> 00:30:20,390
And Mabel?
767
00:30:22,826 --> 00:30:23,759
I wish I knew.
768
00:30:25,295 --> 00:30:26,928
(SIGHS)
I'm really sorry.
769
00:30:26,930 --> 00:30:28,262
I ought to call
that pizza place
770
00:30:28,265 --> 00:30:30,298
and tell 'em
not to hire twelve-year-olds.
771
00:30:30,299 --> 00:30:33,868
I was born in 2002, okay.
I'm 16 now.
772
00:30:33,871 --> 00:30:35,471
I said I was sorry.
773
00:30:37,807 --> 00:30:40,241
Okay. Why are you here?
774
00:30:42,144 --> 00:30:43,779
I wanna help you
find your dog.
775
00:30:54,324 --> 00:30:55,723
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
776
00:30:55,726 --> 00:30:56,894
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
777
00:30:58,193 --> 00:30:59,425
- Hi.
- Hi.
778
00:30:59,427 --> 00:31:01,563
- Um, Tara, right?
- Yeah.
779
00:31:01,565 --> 00:31:04,531
Uh, Dr. Mike said that
you might be stopping by.
780
00:31:04,534 --> 00:31:06,133
I'm Garrett,
from the coffee shop.
781
00:31:06,134 --> 00:31:08,269
- Yeah, Garrett, of course.
- Yeah. The usual?
782
00:31:08,270 --> 00:31:09,804
Oh, you get something
different every time.
783
00:31:09,806 --> 00:31:11,306
- Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
- Yeah.
784
00:31:11,307 --> 00:31:12,941
Are you a volunteer?
785
00:31:12,942 --> 00:31:14,608
Oh, well, I'm a little bit more
than a volunteer.
786
00:31:14,611 --> 00:31:16,678
- I sort of run New Tricks. Um...
- Oh.
787
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,413
I'm the director. So...
788
00:31:18,414 --> 00:31:19,949
Now I feel like
I'm just being braggy.
789
00:31:19,951 --> 00:31:21,415
No, no, it's awesome.
790
00:31:21,417 --> 00:31:23,884
Thanks. Yeah, well, we try
and keep it nice for these guys.
791
00:31:23,886 --> 00:31:26,255
You know, some of them end up
staying for a long time.
792
00:31:27,256 --> 00:31:28,856
Do you wanna see Gertrude?
793
00:31:28,858 --> 00:31:30,025
Gertrude?
794
00:31:30,027 --> 00:31:32,027
- TARA: Gertrude!
- GARRETT: Hi, girl!
795
00:31:32,028 --> 00:31:34,628
Hi, girl. You look amazing!
796
00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:36,931
- Why Gertrude?
- After Gertrude Stein.
797
00:31:36,932 --> 00:31:37,932
- Oh.
- Yeah.
798
00:31:37,933 --> 00:31:39,299
I love Gertrude Stein.
799
00:31:39,301 --> 00:31:40,868
Yeah, no, I know,
I-I always see you reading her
800
00:31:40,871 --> 00:31:42,204
at the coffee shop.
801
00:31:44,508 --> 00:31:46,708
Anyway, um,
let's break her out of there.
802
00:31:46,710 --> 00:31:47,741
(WHINING)
803
00:31:47,743 --> 00:31:49,810
Oh, hi.
804
00:31:49,813 --> 00:31:51,712
What happens
if she doesn't get adopted?
805
00:31:51,714 --> 00:31:54,050
Oh, no, no. We'll... we'll
keep her here till she does.
806
00:31:54,817 --> 00:31:57,051
- Now she's a really good girl.
- TARA: Hey.
807
00:31:57,054 --> 00:31:59,086
She just needs a little love.
808
00:31:59,088 --> 00:32:00,055
That's my girl.
809
00:32:00,057 --> 00:32:01,256
(WHIMPERS)
810
00:32:01,258 --> 00:32:04,425
♪ Happy birthday to you
811
00:32:04,428 --> 00:32:08,563
♪ Happy birthday dear Sammy
812
00:32:08,565 --> 00:32:12,231
♪ Happy birthday to you
813
00:32:12,233 --> 00:32:14,201
(APPLAUDING)
814
00:32:14,202 --> 00:32:15,939
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
815
00:32:17,373 --> 00:32:20,273
- Do you think I'm ridiculous?
- In what context?
816
00:32:20,276 --> 00:32:22,209
Throwing a party for my dog?
817
00:32:22,211 --> 00:32:24,578
No. I went to a doggie wedding
last weekend.
818
00:32:24,580 --> 00:32:27,749
And it was, like,
surprisingly emotional.
819
00:32:27,750 --> 00:32:29,050
(SIGHS)
820
00:32:29,053 --> 00:32:31,953
I would say that bouncy house
is a little over the top.
821
00:32:31,955 --> 00:32:33,955
(DOG BARKING)
822
00:32:33,958 --> 00:32:35,288
ELIZABETH:
Sam's just been so down.
823
00:32:35,290 --> 00:32:37,659
I thought this party
would cheer him up.
824
00:32:37,661 --> 00:32:39,661
I mean, he looks
pretty happy right now.
825
00:32:39,663 --> 00:32:41,730
(BARKS)
826
00:32:41,731 --> 00:32:43,265
Whose dog is that?
827
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,334
Hi. Look at this.
828
00:32:46,336 --> 00:32:48,769
Oh, whose dog are you?
829
00:32:48,771 --> 00:32:50,172
Brandy.
830
00:32:50,173 --> 00:32:51,405
(CHUCKLES)
831
00:32:51,407 --> 00:32:53,174
- AMY: It's Jimmy.
- ELIZABETH: Oh, no.
832
00:32:53,176 --> 00:32:55,743
JIMMY: Hey.
What are you doing here?
833
00:32:55,746 --> 00:32:56,778
Hi.
834
00:32:56,779 --> 00:32:57,947
- Hi.
- Jimmy.
835
00:32:57,949 --> 00:32:59,012
- Hi, Jimmy.
- There she is.
836
00:32:59,015 --> 00:33:00,614
It's Amy. Hi.
837
00:33:00,615 --> 00:33:03,282
I don't know if you remember me.
I did your make-up last week.
838
00:33:03,285 --> 00:33:06,387
Not that you need it.
Such a good face and body.
839
00:33:07,323 --> 00:33:10,125
- Thank you. Uh, Elizabeth.
- Jimmy.
840
00:33:10,126 --> 00:33:11,192
Almost don't recognize you
841
00:33:11,193 --> 00:33:12,460
without steam coming
out your ears.
842
00:33:12,461 --> 00:33:14,695
- Very funny.
- No cards in your hand.
843
00:33:14,698 --> 00:33:15,730
Who's this?
844
00:33:15,731 --> 00:33:18,432
It's my main squeeze Brandy
right here.
845
00:33:18,434 --> 00:33:19,902
Go ahead, Brand.
846
00:33:19,903 --> 00:33:21,170
- Oh.
- Ah.
847
00:33:21,172 --> 00:33:22,368
- Oh, my.
- She's getting up there,
848
00:33:22,371 --> 00:33:23,470
but she's still got it.
849
00:33:23,471 --> 00:33:24,873
ELIZABETH:
Look at them.
850
00:33:24,875 --> 00:33:26,775
This is unbelievable.
851
00:33:26,777 --> 00:33:27,674
(CHUCKLES)
852
00:33:27,676 --> 00:33:28,942
You never seen dogs
play before?
853
00:33:28,944 --> 00:33:30,612
ELIZABETH: Of course
I have. It's just that
854
00:33:30,614 --> 00:33:33,248
Sam's been so depressed lately,
and look at him now.
855
00:33:33,250 --> 00:33:35,415
Hm. Hey, what's wrong
with you, girl?
856
00:33:35,417 --> 00:33:37,085
He bothering you?
857
00:33:37,086 --> 00:33:39,753
Ugh, guys are just
the worst.
858
00:33:39,756 --> 00:33:42,692
Finally something we agree on.
(CHUCKLES)
859
00:33:45,295 --> 00:33:47,096
TARA: Did you always know
you wanted to do this?
860
00:33:47,931 --> 00:33:50,999
GARRETT: Well, uh, my parents
fought a lot when I was a kid.
861
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,601
And, uh, my dog's the one
who really got me through it.
862
00:33:53,603 --> 00:33:56,203
So I saved up
and three years ago,
863
00:33:56,205 --> 00:33:58,708
I had enough to, uh,
to open this place.
864
00:33:59,476 --> 00:34:01,509
Man, I wish my work mattered.
865
00:34:01,510 --> 00:34:02,977
Your work does matter.
866
00:34:02,979 --> 00:34:05,814
I sell people an over-priced,
legally addictive substance.
867
00:34:05,816 --> 00:34:08,884
Or you brighten up
people's mornings.
868
00:34:08,885 --> 00:34:09,853
Your work matters.
869
00:34:10,786 --> 00:34:11,952
Thanks.
870
00:34:11,954 --> 00:34:13,320
- ...for stopping by, you know.
- Yeah. Of course.
871
00:34:13,322 --> 00:34:15,222
I hope you had
a good time and...
872
00:34:15,224 --> 00:34:16,257
- I was gonna ask.
- Yeah.
873
00:34:16,259 --> 00:34:18,059
Would it be possible to, like,
874
00:34:18,061 --> 00:34:19,092
um, volunteer...
875
00:34:19,094 --> 00:34:20,762
Yes.
876
00:34:20,764 --> 00:34:22,597
- Yes. Um...
- (GERTRUDE WHIMPERS)
877
00:34:22,599 --> 00:34:23,965
(CLEARS THROAT)
Yeah.
878
00:34:23,967 --> 00:34:25,266
- Yeah?
- Yes.
879
00:34:25,268 --> 00:34:27,034
But if you want to,
and-and there's no pressure.
880
00:34:27,036 --> 00:34:29,637
Um, but we're just glad
to have volunteers whenever,
881
00:34:29,639 --> 00:34:31,172
you know, especially
when they're you.
882
00:34:31,175 --> 00:34:33,373
- I am so excited.
- I'm so excited.
883
00:34:33,376 --> 00:34:34,876
And I just can't hide it.
884
00:34:34,878 --> 00:34:37,411
I'm about to lose control,
and I think I like it.
885
00:34:37,413 --> 00:34:38,847
- (LAUGHING): Okay. Great.
- Okay.
886
00:34:38,849 --> 00:34:40,849
- Well, bye, Gertrude.
- Say bye.
887
00:34:40,851 --> 00:34:42,217
- I'll see you soon.
- Okay, but...
888
00:34:42,219 --> 00:34:43,684
You can leave
your number if you want.
889
00:34:43,686 --> 00:34:45,853
- I'm sorry, what?
- Do you wanna leave your number?
890
00:34:45,856 --> 00:34:46,753
- Oh.
- Just in case.
891
00:34:46,755 --> 00:34:48,655
- Um... just stop by.
- Um...
892
00:34:48,657 --> 00:34:49,657
- Okay, great.
- Okay.
893
00:34:49,659 --> 00:34:50,891
I hope to see you soon.
894
00:34:50,893 --> 00:34:51,994
And, just, um...
895
00:34:53,063 --> 00:34:55,865
make sure that y-y-you
take care of yourself
896
00:34:56,599 --> 00:34:59,833
and, um, if you need, uh,
if you need anything,
897
00:34:59,835 --> 00:35:01,969
I'm here.
This is where I work.
898
00:35:01,972 --> 00:35:04,239
- I know your spot. Okay.
- Okay. Cool, cool.
899
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:05,809
- Bye.
- Gee, um...
900
00:35:09,211 --> 00:35:10,445
- I lost it. It was there.
- Lost it?
901
00:35:10,447 --> 00:35:11,880
- And then it went. So...
- It's okay.
902
00:35:11,882 --> 00:35:12,947
(CHUCKLES)
Okay.
903
00:35:12,949 --> 00:35:14,918
Bye, Gertrude. Bye.
904
00:35:15,952 --> 00:35:19,420
On a scale of one to ten,
just how... how bad was that?
905
00:35:19,422 --> 00:35:20,855
(WHIMPERS)
906
00:35:20,856 --> 00:35:22,190
Ten?
907
00:35:22,192 --> 00:35:23,559
Gertrude, it wasn't that bad.
908
00:35:24,425 --> 00:35:26,860
ALEXA (ON TV): Hey, everybody, we
are looking at gorgeous weather
909
00:35:26,862 --> 00:35:29,528
coming up just in time
for July 4th.
910
00:35:29,530 --> 00:35:31,798
Really nice for a walk
out in the park
911
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,668
if you live near a park.
I certainly don't.
912
00:35:34,670 --> 00:35:37,704
I live in a large
21-unit concrete building.
913
00:35:37,706 --> 00:35:39,340
Sometimes
I think to myself,
914
00:35:39,342 --> 00:35:40,942
"Wouldn't it be nice
to have a yard?"
915
00:35:40,943 --> 00:35:41,876
It sure would.
916
00:35:41,878 --> 00:35:44,646
Especially during
barbecue season.
917
00:35:44,648 --> 00:35:46,813
I sure wish
I had a barbecue to go to.
918
00:35:46,815 --> 00:35:51,085
Turns out, Independence Day
is truly a day of being alone.
919
00:35:51,086 --> 00:35:54,289
Anyway, you can see
that the coastal region...
920
00:35:54,291 --> 00:35:55,958
(PANTING)
921
00:35:56,893 --> 00:35:59,059
Look, it doesn't come from me,
it comes from upstairs,
922
00:35:59,061 --> 00:36:00,228
but I can't say I disagree.
923
00:36:00,230 --> 00:36:01,663
A co-host?
924
00:36:01,664 --> 00:36:04,233
Why would you hire me a co-host?
I-I'm a lone wolf.
925
00:36:04,235 --> 00:36:05,833
Okay, look, you are a pro.
926
00:36:05,835 --> 00:36:08,137
It's just that sometimes
you can be a little uptight.
927
00:36:08,139 --> 00:36:09,704
I am not uptight.
928
00:36:09,706 --> 00:36:11,105
Look, I would never ask
929
00:36:11,106 --> 00:36:12,940
for an employee to show up
a little drunk.
930
00:36:12,943 --> 00:36:15,474
But sometimes I do get the urge
to ask you to do that.
931
00:36:15,476 --> 00:36:16,978
Fine. Then get me a bottle.
932
00:36:16,980 --> 00:36:18,880
Can somebody get me
a bottle of schnapps?
933
00:36:18,882 --> 00:36:20,914
Nobody wants schnapps!
She's kidding.
934
00:36:20,916 --> 00:36:22,916
- I'll get drunk right now.
- Listen.
935
00:36:22,918 --> 00:36:25,853
I know that you are trying
to be more loose.
936
00:36:25,855 --> 00:36:27,487
I mean, the other morning,
during that interview,
937
00:36:27,489 --> 00:36:28,822
it's the loosest
I've ever seen you.
938
00:36:28,824 --> 00:36:30,925
- It was amazing.
- Thank you.
939
00:36:30,927 --> 00:36:33,195
- Wait. Which interview?
- Whoo!
940
00:36:33,197 --> 00:36:35,594
Wake up, LA.
(CHUCKLES)
941
00:36:35,597 --> 00:36:37,398
- No.
- Just came to say good morning.
942
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,597
- Good morning.
- ELIZABETH: Jimmy.
943
00:36:38,599 --> 00:36:40,335
Look at this.
The whole team is here.
944
00:36:40,336 --> 00:36:41,969
Myra, put your hands up.
945
00:36:41,972 --> 00:36:42,903
All right.
946
00:36:42,905 --> 00:36:43,974
I'm sorry.
947
00:36:44,974 --> 00:36:47,141
Oh. She didn't know.
948
00:36:47,143 --> 00:36:48,876
Our interview was a disaster.
949
00:36:48,878 --> 00:36:50,878
Yes, a disaster that got
more hits than anything
950
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,679
from any of your shows
that we have ever posted.
951
00:36:52,681 --> 00:36:54,382
See, that's the problem.
952
00:36:54,385 --> 00:36:56,251
Nobody cares about
serious journalism anymore.
953
00:36:56,253 --> 00:36:57,884
Serious... Is that what this is?
Serious journalism?
954
00:36:57,885 --> 00:36:59,619
This tackle dummy
doesn't know anything
955
00:36:59,621 --> 00:37:01,121
about hosting
a morning news show.
956
00:37:01,123 --> 00:37:03,090
Whoa! "Tackle dummy?"
Now... now we're name-calling?
957
00:37:03,092 --> 00:37:04,557
Look, first of all,
save that for the show.
958
00:37:04,559 --> 00:37:06,492
The audience loves
you two together.
959
00:37:06,494 --> 00:37:08,396
They really do,
so you are going to have
960
00:37:08,398 --> 00:37:09,896
to make it work.
961
00:37:09,898 --> 00:37:12,202
Very good. Thank you. Goodbye.
962
00:37:15,972 --> 00:37:18,106
- Is she... is she gonna look up?
- No.
963
00:37:18,108 --> 00:37:20,210
Once her eyes go down,
they don't come back up.
964
00:37:25,646 --> 00:37:27,347
I mean, that's impressive.
965
00:37:27,349 --> 00:37:29,083
(SNORING)
966
00:37:29,085 --> 00:37:30,786
(CHARLIE PANTING)
967
00:37:31,621 --> 00:37:32,755
What is that?
968
00:37:35,090 --> 00:37:36,356
(PASSES WIND)
969
00:37:36,358 --> 00:37:39,659
Oh! Oh! God! Charlie.
970
00:37:39,661 --> 00:37:41,630
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
971
00:37:49,771 --> 00:37:52,541
DAX:
Just pee anywhere!
972
00:37:53,510 --> 00:37:54,842
DAISY (ON PHONE):
Come on, you're only there
973
00:37:54,844 --> 00:37:56,777
to get more face-time
with hot vet.
974
00:37:56,780 --> 00:37:59,047
TARA (ON PHONE):
Not true. He's barely here.
975
00:37:59,048 --> 00:38:02,215
And when he is here, he's
checking out the dogs, not me.
976
00:38:02,217 --> 00:38:03,851
Anyway, what are you up to?
977
00:38:03,853 --> 00:38:05,018
DAISY:
I'm with a client.
978
00:38:05,021 --> 00:38:06,487
You should see
his owner's house.
979
00:38:06,489 --> 00:38:08,021
This place is bananas.
980
00:38:08,023 --> 00:38:10,525
TARA: I can't believe
people would just let you
981
00:38:10,527 --> 00:38:12,059
into their house like that.
982
00:38:12,061 --> 00:38:14,195
DAISY: Walking someone's dog
is a very intimate thing.
983
00:38:14,197 --> 00:38:15,797
We create a special bond.
984
00:38:15,798 --> 00:38:17,630
Like, the owner
of the house I'm at,
985
00:38:17,632 --> 00:38:19,800
he is my soulmate.
986
00:38:19,802 --> 00:38:22,170
We have the same taste
in movies,
987
00:38:22,172 --> 00:38:24,539
TV shows, bath products.
988
00:38:24,541 --> 00:38:27,509
Okay, just as long
as you're not being creepy.
989
00:38:27,510 --> 00:38:28,744
I'm not.
990
00:38:29,579 --> 00:38:30,945
MAN: Twelve minutes
to show, everyone.
991
00:38:30,947 --> 00:38:32,447
He is kind of cute, though.
992
00:38:32,449 --> 00:38:34,449
- Who?
- Jimmy.
993
00:38:34,451 --> 00:38:37,351
I like his shoulders...
and his legs...
994
00:38:37,353 --> 00:38:38,552
and his face and his neck.
995
00:38:38,554 --> 00:38:39,887
- You're into necks?
- Oh, yeah.
996
00:38:39,889 --> 00:38:42,722
I love necks, they're like
the abs of the head.
997
00:38:42,724 --> 00:38:45,492
- Ooh, good morning, Amy.
- Good morning, Jimmy.
998
00:38:45,494 --> 00:38:46,827
You gotta make sure
I look awake, okay?
999
00:38:46,829 --> 00:38:48,965
- I'll be your cup of coffee.
- Uh-oh.
1000
00:38:50,132 --> 00:38:51,400
Good morning, Liz.
1001
00:38:51,402 --> 00:38:52,902
Jimmy.
1002
00:38:55,105 --> 00:38:57,739
You know, I had no idea that you
weren't consulted, by the way.
1003
00:38:58,907 --> 00:39:01,777
So... maybe a fresh start?
1004
00:39:02,545 --> 00:39:03,847
AMY:
Fresh.
1005
00:39:05,114 --> 00:39:07,414
Sorry, I'm very into
this conversation.
1006
00:39:07,416 --> 00:39:08,384
Yeah.
1007
00:39:10,018 --> 00:39:10,954
Fine.
1008
00:39:11,954 --> 00:39:12,954
Fresh.
1009
00:39:12,956 --> 00:39:14,722
Oh, by the way,
I meant tell you that,
1010
00:39:14,724 --> 00:39:19,260
uh, Brandy has been talking
non-stop about Sam.
1011
00:39:19,262 --> 00:39:21,096
- Yeah, it's cra-craziest thing.
- Oh, really?
1012
00:39:21,097 --> 00:39:22,795
Didn't even know
she could talk. Yeah.
1013
00:39:22,797 --> 00:39:25,132
So I figured we should probably
get them back together.
1014
00:39:25,135 --> 00:39:26,766
Uh, maybe, uh...
1015
00:39:26,768 --> 00:39:28,237
maybe Saturday.
1016
00:39:29,606 --> 00:39:31,873
I don't, uh...
I don't think that...
1017
00:39:31,875 --> 00:39:32,806
Ow!
1018
00:39:32,809 --> 00:39:34,244
You had a big piece of lint.
1019
00:39:35,077 --> 00:39:36,512
(WHISPERING):
What are you doing?
1020
00:39:36,514 --> 00:39:38,181
(WHISPERING):
The lint is being stupid.
1021
00:39:42,418 --> 00:39:43,518
I think Sam would enjoy that.
1022
00:39:43,521 --> 00:39:44,784
- Yeah?
- Mm.
1023
00:39:44,786 --> 00:39:46,521
Well, then, it is a date.
1024
00:39:46,523 --> 00:39:48,788
- It's a dog date.
- It's a dog date.
1025
00:39:48,789 --> 00:39:52,362
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1026
00:39:57,099 --> 00:39:58,067
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
1027
00:39:58,934 --> 00:40:00,402
Do you think she's having fun?
1028
00:40:01,438 --> 00:40:05,007
I don't know, it's hard to tell.
She's got a good poker face.
1029
00:40:07,244 --> 00:40:09,110
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1030
00:40:09,112 --> 00:40:10,911
I think we should just
grab some of these kids
1031
00:40:10,913 --> 00:40:12,315
and bring them over
to play with her.
1032
00:40:13,583 --> 00:40:15,315
I don't think
we should grab any kids.
1033
00:40:15,318 --> 00:40:18,686
Not grab, like, lure.
With candy or something.
1034
00:40:19,621 --> 00:40:21,389
Does that...
does that sound creepy?
1035
00:40:21,391 --> 00:40:22,889
Yeah, it sounds super creepy.
1036
00:40:22,891 --> 00:40:25,059
It sounds criminal, sounds
you're talking like a criminal.
1037
00:40:25,061 --> 00:40:26,927
I-I just want her
to be happy.
1038
00:40:26,929 --> 00:40:29,432
Well, me, too.
She will. She will.
1039
00:40:30,367 --> 00:40:31,701
(SIGHS)
1040
00:40:33,768 --> 00:40:35,003
My God, where did she go?
1041
00:40:35,737 --> 00:40:38,039
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Honey.
- She's okay.
1042
00:40:38,041 --> 00:40:39,606
It's okay, it's okay.
Don't panic.
1043
00:40:39,608 --> 00:40:42,108
- She was right here.
- Amelia! Amelia!
1044
00:40:42,110 --> 00:40:43,411
Did you guys see
a-a-a little girl?
1045
00:40:43,413 --> 00:40:45,045
- She was, like, playing ou...
- No. I'm sorry.
1046
00:40:45,047 --> 00:40:47,514
Have you seen a little girl?
She has, uh, brown hair?
1047
00:40:47,516 --> 00:40:49,150
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1048
00:40:49,152 --> 00:40:50,085
Amelia!
1049
00:40:51,721 --> 00:40:53,322
- Amelia!
- Amelia!
1050
00:40:53,324 --> 00:40:54,121
Amelia, where are you?
1051
00:40:54,123 --> 00:40:55,856
- I love you.
- KURT: Uh, Grace.
1052
00:40:55,858 --> 00:40:57,358
- GRACE: What?
- I love you...
1053
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:58,525
(AMELIA MUMBLES)
1054
00:40:58,527 --> 00:41:01,463
Oh. A doggie?
1055
00:41:02,398 --> 00:41:05,565
Oh! Well, let me see you.
1056
00:41:05,568 --> 00:41:08,335
Hi, are you lost, pumpkin?
1057
00:41:08,338 --> 00:41:11,271
Hi. Hi.
1058
00:41:11,273 --> 00:41:12,742
Hi, pumpkin.
1059
00:41:14,110 --> 00:41:15,411
(PANTING)
1060
00:41:16,713 --> 00:41:18,413
Can we keep her?
1061
00:41:18,414 --> 00:41:19,349
Oh.
1062
00:41:20,284 --> 00:41:23,016
- Uh, oh.
- Oh. Uh...
1063
00:41:23,018 --> 00:41:25,686
TYLER: First, we plaster this
bad boy all around the city.
1064
00:41:25,688 --> 00:41:27,856
Then we take it
to shelters and rescues.
1065
00:41:29,157 --> 00:41:30,360
Come on. Hop on.
1066
00:41:33,329 --> 00:41:34,896
Are you out of your mind?
1067
00:41:35,965 --> 00:41:38,298
Oh, look.
You got a baby Transformer.
1068
00:41:38,300 --> 00:41:39,369
Wise guy.
1069
00:41:40,403 --> 00:41:42,135
WALTER:
Slow down.
1070
00:41:42,137 --> 00:41:43,605
I don't wanna get arrested
for letting
1071
00:41:43,606 --> 00:41:45,306
a toddler drive my car.
1072
00:41:45,309 --> 00:41:46,606
TYLER:
I have my learner's permit.
1073
00:41:46,608 --> 00:41:47,943
This is totally legal.
1074
00:41:48,710 --> 00:41:50,043
So where do you want me
to put these?
1075
00:41:50,045 --> 00:41:52,148
Oh, just in my backpack.
That'd be great.
1076
00:41:52,882 --> 00:41:55,349
Oh, pizza boy reads.
1077
00:41:55,351 --> 00:41:57,719
I take it this is
assigned reading.
1078
00:41:57,721 --> 00:41:59,452
Yeah, yeah,
for summer school.
1079
00:41:59,454 --> 00:42:02,422
"A man who has gone
through bitter experiences
1080
00:42:02,425 --> 00:42:03,759
"and travels far,
1081
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,427
enjoys even his sufferings
after a time."
1082
00:42:06,429 --> 00:42:07,628
(CHUCKLES)
1083
00:42:07,630 --> 00:42:08,931
Definitely suffering
through that book.
1084
00:42:09,666 --> 00:42:11,063
My teacher,
Mr. Chapman, suggested
1085
00:42:11,065 --> 00:42:12,666
that I should get,
uh, some tutoring,
1086
00:42:12,668 --> 00:42:14,601
but my mom says
1087
00:42:14,603 --> 00:42:15,903
we don't have the money.
1088
00:42:17,206 --> 00:42:20,242
For many years, I was
an English professor at UCLA.
1089
00:42:20,976 --> 00:42:22,777
That's where I met my wife.
1090
00:42:22,780 --> 00:42:24,010
Oh, cool.
1091
00:42:24,012 --> 00:42:26,248
- Uh, she still teach there or...
- No.
1092
00:42:26,983 --> 00:42:29,384
She passed two years ago
this November.
1093
00:42:29,385 --> 00:42:31,818
Oh. I'm so sorry.
1094
00:42:31,820 --> 00:42:33,688
This was her car, you know.
1095
00:42:33,690 --> 00:42:35,922
Ah! Of course.
1096
00:42:35,923 --> 00:42:38,260
I didn't think you really
picked this bad boy out.
1097
00:42:39,128 --> 00:42:42,065
She was a great teacher.
Taught me a lot.
1098
00:42:46,737 --> 00:42:48,938
My dad died when I was 12.
So...
1099
00:42:49,938 --> 00:42:51,206
I totally get it.
1100
00:42:52,342 --> 00:42:55,510
There's a lot of times I wish
he was still here, you know.
1101
00:42:55,512 --> 00:42:56,579
Give me advice and stuff.
1102
00:42:57,313 --> 00:42:59,746
Maybe, uh, I'd ask him
how to suggest to someone
1103
00:42:59,748 --> 00:43:01,150
that they should get a new car.
1104
00:43:02,016 --> 00:43:03,385
Maybe one
that's not yellow.
1105
00:43:04,119 --> 00:43:07,054
And I might ask him if he
taught his son to be a wise guy
1106
00:43:07,056 --> 00:43:08,655
or does it just
come naturally.
1107
00:43:08,657 --> 00:43:09,592
(CHUCKLES)
1108
00:43:14,329 --> 00:43:16,164
I could help you
with your studies.
1109
00:43:17,032 --> 00:43:19,132
Yeah, yeah, that'd be...
that'd be amazing,
1110
00:43:19,135 --> 00:43:23,036
but, uh, I don't have
the money to do that.
1111
00:43:23,038 --> 00:43:25,039
No, I'm not askin'
for your cash.
1112
00:43:26,208 --> 00:43:27,708
Perhaps, if you come
a little early,
1113
00:43:27,710 --> 00:43:29,943
before we go look for Mabel,
1114
00:43:29,945 --> 00:43:32,981
we'll see if we can help you
get it a little more.
1115
00:43:33,715 --> 00:43:35,882
- You sure?
- Sure.
1116
00:43:35,885 --> 00:43:37,052
Thank you.
1117
00:43:38,153 --> 00:43:39,088
Yeah.
1118
00:43:41,724 --> 00:43:42,922
GRACE:
Any luck?
1119
00:43:42,925 --> 00:43:44,125
No. You?
1120
00:43:44,126 --> 00:43:45,128
No.
1121
00:43:47,663 --> 00:43:48,829
(SIGHS)
1122
00:43:48,831 --> 00:43:50,864
- Okay. Okay.
- Whoo!
1123
00:43:50,867 --> 00:43:53,000
- We'll take her home tonight for safekeeping.
- AMELIA: Yay!
1124
00:43:53,001 --> 00:43:54,501
KURT:
Okay, we gotta look for...
1125
00:43:54,503 --> 00:43:56,369
- This is just temporary.
- GRACE: Yeah, I know. Temporary.
1126
00:43:56,371 --> 00:43:59,507
- KURT: That's it. Good.
- GRACE: Yeah, temp. T-E-M-P.
1127
00:43:59,509 --> 00:44:01,909
GRACE: Oh, honey,
she is really overweight.
1128
00:44:01,911 --> 00:44:05,211
KURT: Yeah, there's a lot
of her to love. Mm-hmm.
1129
00:44:05,213 --> 00:44:07,782
Maybe we can take her on walks?
1130
00:44:07,784 --> 00:44:10,851
- Oh! That's a great idea.
- Yeah, that's a great idea.
1131
00:44:10,853 --> 00:44:12,519
We can take her on a walk.
1132
00:44:12,521 --> 00:44:14,190
Do you wanna be my roommate?
1133
00:44:16,092 --> 00:44:17,592
What's your favorite animal?
1134
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:21,195
Lions? Yeah, maybe lions.
1135
00:44:21,197 --> 00:44:24,097
My favorite is doggies,
of course.
1136
00:44:24,099 --> 00:44:27,068
What's your second
favorite animal?
1137
00:44:27,804 --> 00:44:29,269
Hm...
1138
00:44:29,271 --> 00:44:31,773
I think you like zebras,
of course,
1139
00:44:31,775 --> 00:44:33,175
'cause they're white and black.
1140
00:44:33,909 --> 00:44:37,277
My third favorite,
um, let's see, bears.
1141
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,947
I love bears.
They're my favorite.
1142
00:44:40,949 --> 00:44:43,317
But you're cuter than bears.
1143
00:44:43,318 --> 00:44:45,554
Oh. We're gonna keep this dog.
1144
00:44:46,956 --> 00:44:48,621
I know, I know,
I mean, after we try
1145
00:44:48,623 --> 00:44:50,056
- to find the owners.
- Right.
1146
00:44:50,059 --> 00:44:51,760
- Yeah.
- Right.
1147
00:44:51,762 --> 00:44:53,329
You should be my best friend.
1148
00:44:54,262 --> 00:44:55,231
And a fry.
1149
00:44:55,965 --> 00:44:58,331
Yeah. Do you like IPAs?
1150
00:44:58,333 --> 00:45:00,099
Me, either,
but if I don't order them,
1151
00:45:00,101 --> 00:45:02,536
I feel like I'm not recycling
or something.
1152
00:45:02,538 --> 00:45:05,072
This is kind of fun, huh,
eating fries, drinking beer?
1153
00:45:05,074 --> 00:45:07,043
(WHIMPERING)
1154
00:45:08,510 --> 00:45:11,112
Don't tell my sister
I gave you people food, okay.
1155
00:45:12,849 --> 00:45:15,251
Hey, Dax. How are your wings?
1156
00:45:16,117 --> 00:45:17,588
Well, Kelli,
the wings were hot.
1157
00:45:18,521 --> 00:45:19,456
(CHARLIE GROWLS)
1158
00:45:20,556 --> 00:45:22,054
Cool.
1159
00:45:22,056 --> 00:45:24,460
Like, seriously hot,
burned my mouth.
1160
00:45:26,896 --> 00:45:29,065
So why'd you name
your band Frunk?
1161
00:45:30,565 --> 00:45:34,201
Well, because
it can mean anything.
1162
00:45:34,202 --> 00:45:37,472
- Oh, dope.
- Yeah, dope.
1163
00:45:40,510 --> 00:45:41,375
(PANTING)
1164
00:45:41,376 --> 00:45:42,610
- Okay, um...
- Oh, hello.
1165
00:45:42,612 --> 00:45:43,777
Charlie, Charlie.
1166
00:45:43,780 --> 00:45:44,746
Hi, puppy.
1167
00:45:44,748 --> 00:45:46,278
Charlie. Please.
1168
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,081
- So, so...
- That's okay.
1169
00:45:48,083 --> 00:45:49,849
- So, so sorry.
- He's cute.
1170
00:45:49,851 --> 00:45:52,853
I'm watching my sister's dog.
She's in the hospital.
1171
00:45:52,855 --> 00:45:54,722
KELLI:
Well, that's so nice of you.
1172
00:45:54,724 --> 00:45:56,492
Well, he's family.
1173
00:45:59,728 --> 00:46:01,996
Oh, Charlie, Charlie. Sorry.
I'm so... No, no. I'm so sorry.
1174
00:46:01,998 --> 00:46:03,297
- Off...
- It's all right.
1175
00:46:03,298 --> 00:46:05,699
Down. Charlie, down.
Down. Yeah.
1176
00:46:05,702 --> 00:46:08,536
He doesn't deal well with
other people getting attention.
1177
00:46:08,539 --> 00:46:09,771
Charlie, come on, man.
1178
00:46:10,972 --> 00:46:12,572
(CHARLIE WHIMPERING)
1179
00:46:12,574 --> 00:46:13,806
(CHARLIE BARKING)
1180
00:46:13,809 --> 00:46:15,577
(SCRATCHING AT DOOR)
1181
00:46:16,711 --> 00:46:18,012
Where were we?
1182
00:46:18,014 --> 00:46:20,146
- Oh, I don't remember.
- Hm.
1183
00:46:20,148 --> 00:46:21,748
- (CHARLIE BARKING)
- Charlie.
1184
00:46:21,751 --> 00:46:23,050
(SCRATCHING AT DOOR CONTINUES)
1185
00:46:23,052 --> 00:46:24,652
Charlie, you're gonna
get me kicked out of here.
1186
00:46:24,653 --> 00:46:28,291
I'm so sorry about the dog.
1187
00:46:29,324 --> 00:46:32,693
Yeah, just feel like maybe
now is not the right time.
1188
00:46:32,695 --> 00:46:34,126
(CHARLIE WHIMPERING, BARKING)
1189
00:46:34,128 --> 00:46:36,797
Uh, we could...
we could go to your place.
1190
00:46:36,798 --> 00:46:38,367
I live with my boyfriend.
1191
00:46:39,735 --> 00:46:41,269
Oh.
1192
00:46:44,007 --> 00:46:46,708
Sam is a completely
different dog around Brandy.
1193
00:46:47,643 --> 00:46:50,476
- He's just so happy.
- JIMMY: You know what they say.
1194
00:46:50,478 --> 00:46:52,545
Animals are a direct reflection
of their owners.
1195
00:46:52,547 --> 00:46:54,882
ELIZABETH: Oh, yeah. You know
what? I can totally see it.
1196
00:46:54,885 --> 00:46:57,182
Is Brandy desperate
to find a second career, too?
1197
00:46:57,184 --> 00:46:59,519
(CHUCKLES)
Okay, well, let me ask you.
1198
00:46:59,521 --> 00:47:01,889
When you get your hair done,
do you take a picture in of Sam
1199
00:47:01,891 --> 00:47:03,121
and go, "Do this?"
1200
00:47:03,123 --> 00:47:05,259
(LAUGHS)
Yes, actually.
1201
00:47:05,260 --> 00:47:07,963
- JIMMY: Do you?
- I am flattered that you noticed.
1202
00:47:07,965 --> 00:47:10,264
Can you see it? Twins.
1203
00:47:10,266 --> 00:47:12,632
My mind is blown. I can't...
I can't tell who's who.
1204
00:47:12,635 --> 00:47:14,233
(LAUGHS)
1205
00:47:14,235 --> 00:47:16,036
Uh, this is me
and Brandy's spot.
1206
00:47:16,039 --> 00:47:17,840
- Isn't that right, girl?
- WOMAN: Good job, Eddie.
1207
00:47:18,608 --> 00:47:20,775
- Honey, not so far out.
- JIMMY: Wow, so many kids out here.
1208
00:47:20,777 --> 00:47:22,443
ELIZABETH: All my friends
are having kids right now.
1209
00:47:22,445 --> 00:47:24,612
My whole family...
ask me all the time
1210
00:47:24,614 --> 00:47:25,878
what the hold-up is.
1211
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,347
Yeah, what is the hold-up?
1212
00:47:27,349 --> 00:47:29,248
- What's wrong with you?
- Well...
1213
00:47:29,251 --> 00:47:30,617
- What's wrong with me?
- Mm.
1214
00:47:30,619 --> 00:47:33,489
- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing.
1215
00:47:34,255 --> 00:47:35,590
Nothing is wrong with me.
1216
00:47:36,525 --> 00:47:39,161
Just had
a cheating ex-boyfriend.
1217
00:47:43,766 --> 00:47:44,900
I'm sorry.
1218
00:47:46,201 --> 00:47:47,534
Thank you.
1219
00:47:47,536 --> 00:47:48,668
(CLEARS THROAT)
1220
00:47:48,670 --> 00:47:50,539
But seriously,
what's wrong with you?
1221
00:47:51,940 --> 00:47:53,309
Already? You see what...
1222
00:47:54,175 --> 00:47:55,510
Playing ball.
1223
00:47:56,947 --> 00:47:58,811
You know how it is.
1224
00:47:58,813 --> 00:48:00,514
Never planted my feet.
1225
00:48:00,516 --> 00:48:02,282
Guess you could say
the most significant woman
1226
00:48:02,284 --> 00:48:04,420
in my life has been Brandy.
1227
00:48:05,286 --> 00:48:09,288
But... little more settled now.
1228
00:48:09,289 --> 00:48:11,192
So I think
I'll give it another try.
1229
00:48:13,728 --> 00:48:16,297
It's hard to compete
with a lady like Brandy.
1230
00:48:19,467 --> 00:48:22,168
This is still
just a dog date, right?
1231
00:48:22,170 --> 00:48:25,608
Yes. Still just a dog date.
1232
00:48:26,509 --> 00:48:29,679
(WHEELS SQUEAKING,
BRAKES SQUEALING)
1233
00:48:33,248 --> 00:48:34,750
Okay. Yeah.
1234
00:48:35,617 --> 00:48:39,385
Charlie, I know there is a good
guy deep down there somewhere,
1235
00:48:39,387 --> 00:48:42,391
but I can't say that I am
not excited to get my life back.
1236
00:48:43,793 --> 00:48:44,925
(LAUGHS)
1237
00:48:44,927 --> 00:48:47,027
Hey, there he is.
1238
00:48:47,030 --> 00:48:48,661
- Oh, wow!
- Daddy.
1239
00:48:48,664 --> 00:48:51,197
- Hey. I'm a dad.
- Hi. How are you?
1240
00:48:51,199 --> 00:48:53,536
- I'm a dad...
- Yeah.
1241
00:48:54,603 --> 00:48:57,369
- Are... are you okay?
- Yeah.
1242
00:48:57,371 --> 00:48:59,972
I'm grea... I've never been
happier in my whole life.
1243
00:48:59,974 --> 00:49:02,240
Okay, so let's get you
Purell, huh?
1244
00:49:02,242 --> 00:49:05,211
- I'm two peoples' dad. Ha-ha.
- Oh.
1245
00:49:05,213 --> 00:49:06,780
Just scary when you think
about it, but when you
1246
00:49:06,782 --> 00:49:08,414
don't think about it,
well, it's just the same.
1247
00:49:08,416 --> 00:49:09,983
It's just,
everything's the same. Sorry.
1248
00:49:09,985 --> 00:49:11,217
Just gotta get you
super clean.
1249
00:49:11,219 --> 00:49:13,021
So keep your voice
real, real super quiet.
1250
00:49:13,023 --> 00:49:14,188
- Okay.
- Hospital clean.
1251
00:49:14,190 --> 00:49:15,789
That's what she says.
Hospital clean.
1252
00:49:15,791 --> 00:49:19,760
And, uh, don't say anything
about her ankles, okay.
1253
00:49:19,762 --> 00:49:22,360
- Her ankles?
- Yeah, they're full of baby water.
1254
00:49:22,362 --> 00:49:25,367
I guess it's normal,
but it looks disgusting.
1255
00:49:26,202 --> 00:49:27,467
(HUMMING)
1256
00:49:27,469 --> 00:49:29,204
Let's get ready to be an uncle!
1257
00:49:29,206 --> 00:49:30,903
- (BABY CRYING)
- (SHUSHING)
1258
00:49:30,905 --> 00:49:33,108
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm sorry.
1259
00:49:33,110 --> 00:49:36,342
- Shh! Shh!
- Okay, I got it.
1260
00:49:36,344 --> 00:49:38,913
What's wrong with you? Shh.
1261
00:49:38,914 --> 00:49:41,682
I gotta tell you, I think
you guys' shushes are louder
1262
00:49:41,684 --> 00:49:43,382
than the volume
of my voice right now.
1263
00:49:43,385 --> 00:49:44,652
(CRYING INTENSIFIES)
1264
00:49:44,653 --> 00:49:46,286
(DOG PANTING)
1265
00:49:47,123 --> 00:49:50,389
Oh, no. Let's keep looking.
1266
00:49:50,391 --> 00:49:52,360
- Thank you.
- Oh, of course.
1267
00:49:53,528 --> 00:49:55,396
- Thanks.
- Yeah, totally.
1268
00:49:56,431 --> 00:49:58,331
Yeah, I'll let you know
if we get any more pugs in.
1269
00:49:58,333 --> 00:49:59,900
- Okay, yeah. See you.
- Bye.
1270
00:49:59,902 --> 00:50:02,302
GARRETT: Well, I-I-I know,
I understand.
1271
00:50:02,304 --> 00:50:05,405
I just, I wanna do
as much as I can, I mean...
1272
00:50:05,407 --> 00:50:08,474
Okay. All right, thank you.
1273
00:50:08,476 --> 00:50:13,112
Thank you for nothing,
you terrible lawyer. I don't...
1274
00:50:13,114 --> 00:50:14,416
- Hey.
- Hey.
1275
00:50:15,184 --> 00:50:17,384
- You're there. Hi.
- I am.
1276
00:50:17,385 --> 00:50:18,887
What's going on?
1277
00:50:20,356 --> 00:50:23,324
Our landlord just sold
the building out from under us.
1278
00:50:24,527 --> 00:50:26,661
- He can do that?
- He just did.
1279
00:50:28,563 --> 00:50:31,701
Okay, so then,
we'll just find another place.
1280
00:50:32,967 --> 00:50:34,637
GARRETT:
That sounds great,
1281
00:50:35,402 --> 00:50:37,503
but I don't have
any money to do that.
1282
00:50:37,505 --> 00:50:40,442
I put every single cent
that I have into this place.
1283
00:50:41,677 --> 00:50:44,278
Okay, so then,
we'll just raise it.
1284
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,445
I mean,
how about a fundraiser?
1285
00:50:46,447 --> 00:50:48,949
Uh, we could get the food
and the drinks donated.
1286
00:50:48,952 --> 00:50:52,385
Raffle off prizes,
make it a real event, you know.
1287
00:50:52,387 --> 00:50:55,355
Oh, my God. I am totally
getting ahead of myself.
1288
00:50:55,356 --> 00:50:57,557
You haven't even said
you want me to help out.
1289
00:50:57,559 --> 00:50:59,592
I want you to help out.
Yes. Of course.
1290
00:50:59,594 --> 00:51:01,394
- I want you to help out.
- Okay. Good.
1291
00:51:01,396 --> 00:51:03,797
I am terrible
at throwing parties.
1292
00:51:03,798 --> 00:51:07,333
My sixteenth birthday
was at Bed Bath & Beyond, so...
1293
00:51:07,335 --> 00:51:09,469
- Wait, really?
- Uh, well, you know, it...
1294
00:51:09,471 --> 00:51:11,804
It wasn't just
a Bed Bath & Beyond. I...
1295
00:51:11,806 --> 00:51:13,539
We started
at Bed Bath & Beyond,
1296
00:51:13,541 --> 00:51:14,976
and there was
sort of like a journey.
1297
00:51:14,978 --> 00:51:16,043
You had your birthday party
1298
00:51:16,045 --> 00:51:17,311
at Bed Bath & Beyond?
1299
00:51:17,313 --> 00:51:18,612
Yeah, it was Bed Bath & Beyond,
1300
00:51:18,614 --> 00:51:20,514
and beyond was a theme.
I was, I was...
1301
00:51:20,516 --> 00:51:21,782
It was a phase
that I was going through
1302
00:51:21,784 --> 00:51:23,583
where I just...
I thought it was super fun.
1303
00:51:23,585 --> 00:51:25,318
It was actually,
it was actually a lot of fun.
1304
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:26,385
- No, no, it's great.
- You think it's weird?
1305
00:51:26,387 --> 00:51:27,554
- It's great.
- Okay.
1306
00:51:27,556 --> 00:51:29,222
We're gonna make
this happen, okay.
1307
00:51:29,224 --> 00:51:31,358
- First we start with sponsors.
- Yes.
1308
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:34,927
Figure we could reach out to
dog-food companies, pet stores.
1309
00:51:34,929 --> 00:51:36,797
And Bed Bath & Beyond.
We could try.
1310
00:51:36,798 --> 00:51:38,398
We could try
for Bed Bath & Beyond.
1311
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,400
- I mean, we could even have media there.
- Yeah.
1312
00:51:40,402 --> 00:51:42,501
Raise some public awareness
for New Tricks.
1313
00:51:42,503 --> 00:51:44,771
Public awareness is
my favorite type of awareness.
1314
00:51:44,773 --> 00:51:46,873
TARA: Well, lucky for you,
I'm pretty good at this.
1315
00:51:46,876 --> 00:51:49,043
I actually know someone
at Channel 12.
1316
00:51:50,045 --> 00:51:50,943
(SNIFFING)
1317
00:51:50,945 --> 00:51:54,748
♪ On your long
1318
00:51:54,750 --> 00:51:56,016
(SNIFFS)
1319
00:51:56,018 --> 00:51:59,088
(PANTING)
1320
00:52:00,755 --> 00:52:02,590
(WHIMPERS)
1321
00:52:04,226 --> 00:52:07,961
♪ You'll be shown
1322
00:52:07,963 --> 00:52:09,262
(BABY FUSSES)
1323
00:52:09,264 --> 00:52:10,565
I'm an uncle.
1324
00:52:11,766 --> 00:52:13,068
Mm, yeah.
1325
00:52:15,436 --> 00:52:17,103
Are they both Greg's?
1326
00:52:17,106 --> 00:52:18,740
Of course, they're Greg's.
1327
00:52:19,574 --> 00:52:21,242
'Cause neither of them
look like Greg.
1328
00:52:21,244 --> 00:52:22,644
Oh, my God.
1329
00:52:23,445 --> 00:52:24,612
They're Greg's.
1330
00:52:25,481 --> 00:52:27,483
Did they both come out
at the same time?
1331
00:52:29,318 --> 00:52:30,751
- What?
- I just always wondered
1332
00:52:30,753 --> 00:52:32,487
if twins came out like...
1333
00:52:34,856 --> 00:52:36,222
Or, like, it's...
1334
00:52:36,224 --> 00:52:39,259
Stop doing this. Don't do that
to my face ever again.
1335
00:52:39,260 --> 00:52:40,527
(BABY COOING)
1336
00:52:40,528 --> 00:52:41,994
No problem.
1337
00:52:41,996 --> 00:52:45,501
(SHUSHING)
1338
00:52:49,172 --> 00:52:53,739
♪ You'll be shown
1339
00:52:53,742 --> 00:52:54,677
Ruth?
1340
00:52:58,179 --> 00:53:00,748
(BABY COOING)
1341
00:53:06,356 --> 00:53:07,655
Greg?
1342
00:53:08,690 --> 00:53:09,489
Greg?
1343
00:53:09,490 --> 00:53:11,025
(SNORING)
1344
00:53:12,661 --> 00:53:13,559
- Ruthie?
- (CHARLIE BARKS)
1345
00:53:13,561 --> 00:53:15,028
Oh! Oh, God. Sorry.
1346
00:53:15,030 --> 00:53:16,730
Okay. Shh. No. Shh, shh.
1347
00:53:16,731 --> 00:53:19,099
Charlie, go to bed.
Go to bed.
1348
00:53:19,101 --> 00:53:20,534
Charlie. Uh...
1349
00:53:20,536 --> 00:53:21,500
(BABIES CRYING)
1350
00:53:21,501 --> 00:53:23,235
Um, okay, I think
1351
00:53:23,237 --> 00:53:24,871
this guy wants his mom back.
1352
00:53:24,873 --> 00:53:26,505
I'm holding this one.
I can't hold that one, too.
1353
00:53:26,507 --> 00:53:27,773
I'm just gonna put it
on the table.
1354
00:53:27,775 --> 00:53:28,976
No. What are you
talking about?
1355
00:53:28,978 --> 00:53:30,344
- Set it down on the table.
- No, no, no.
1356
00:53:30,347 --> 00:53:31,411
- What should I do with it?
- Help me.
1357
00:53:31,414 --> 00:53:32,648
Please.
1358
00:53:33,382 --> 00:53:34,581
- Greg?
- Greg.
1359
00:53:34,583 --> 00:53:36,317
DAX: How can he
be sleeping through this?
1360
00:53:36,318 --> 00:53:37,784
No, Charlie, no. Charlie.
1361
00:53:37,786 --> 00:53:39,485
- Charlie. Greg, Charlie.
- RUTH: Charlie.
1362
00:53:39,487 --> 00:53:41,989
Charlie, get back!
Get back...
1363
00:53:41,992 --> 00:53:43,391
- No!
- Charlie, no!
1364
00:53:43,393 --> 00:53:44,726
- RUTH: No!
- DAX: Greg!
1365
00:53:44,728 --> 00:53:46,025
Please, all we're asking
is that you just watch him
1366
00:53:46,027 --> 00:53:47,860
until we don't feel like
we're completely insane.
1367
00:53:47,862 --> 00:53:49,096
Well, how long
is that gonna be?
1368
00:53:49,097 --> 00:53:50,864
I don't know long
it's gonna be, okay.
1369
00:53:50,865 --> 00:53:52,400
You can't give me
like a timeframe?
1370
00:53:52,402 --> 00:53:54,003
If I gave you one,
I would be lying.
1371
00:53:56,505 --> 00:53:57,603
I love you.
1372
00:53:57,606 --> 00:53:59,206
Love you, too.
1373
00:53:59,208 --> 00:54:01,041
GREG:
Charlie, the dog.
1374
00:54:01,043 --> 00:54:02,509
And you. Obviously, both.
1375
00:54:02,510 --> 00:54:05,146
♪ In the summertime
when the weather is hot ♪
1376
00:54:05,148 --> 00:54:08,349
♪ You can stretch right up
and touch the sky ♪
1377
00:54:08,351 --> 00:54:09,750
♪ When the weather's fine
1378
00:54:09,751 --> 00:54:12,351
♪ You got women
you got women on your mind ♪
1379
00:54:12,353 --> 00:54:14,086
WALTER:
Oh. Oh, pedestrian.
1380
00:54:14,088 --> 00:54:16,389
TYLER: Are you serious?
He's like a 100 yards away.
1381
00:54:16,391 --> 00:54:18,893
WALTER: Well, good thing I said
something. That was close.
1382
00:54:21,896 --> 00:54:23,697
TARA:
Okay, so I was thinking...
1383
00:54:23,699 --> 00:54:25,233
we could put the bar area
1384
00:54:25,235 --> 00:54:26,501
- over there...
- GARRETT: Right.
1385
00:54:26,503 --> 00:54:27,768
...since drunk people
are generous people.
1386
00:54:27,769 --> 00:54:29,503
- Oh, "Show me the money."
- Oh.
1387
00:54:29,505 --> 00:54:32,340
- It's, uh, um, that's, uh...
- Jerry Maguire.
1388
00:54:32,342 --> 00:54:33,639
Yeah, I knew...
I knew that.
1389
00:54:33,641 --> 00:54:35,244
Um, also...
1390
00:54:35,978 --> 00:54:38,878
- Uh, I was thinking maybe...
- Oh.
1391
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:40,947
- Hey. Hi.
- Hi. Thanks.
1392
00:54:40,949 --> 00:54:42,114
(CHUCKLES)
1393
00:54:42,117 --> 00:54:44,617
Um, we could put that there.
1394
00:54:44,619 --> 00:54:46,188
- There.
- Okay, yeah.
1395
00:54:47,190 --> 00:54:48,257
God, you're amazing.
1396
00:54:50,092 --> 00:54:52,394
Uh, I didn't mean, like...
You know, it's just that, uh...
1397
00:54:53,262 --> 00:54:55,661
Is that weird to say? Sorry,
it's just, I think that...
1398
00:54:55,664 --> 00:54:57,431
I think that you're,
you're amazing.
1399
00:54:57,432 --> 00:54:58,697
No, it's not weird.
1400
00:54:58,699 --> 00:55:00,467
It's not weird at all.
1401
00:55:00,469 --> 00:55:01,501
It's really sweet.
1402
00:55:01,503 --> 00:55:02,802
(WHINES)
1403
00:55:02,804 --> 00:55:04,670
We make a really great team.
1404
00:55:04,672 --> 00:55:05,907
Yeah, I think so, too.
1405
00:55:08,177 --> 00:55:09,809
Okay, well, hey, Gertrude,
what do you think?
1406
00:55:09,811 --> 00:55:11,811
Do you think
we should do beer over there?
1407
00:55:11,813 --> 00:55:13,612
Beer and liquor?
You're a licker.
1408
00:55:13,614 --> 00:55:15,085
You like licking things.
1409
00:55:26,762 --> 00:55:28,528
DAX:
Shut up. You hear me?
1410
00:55:28,530 --> 00:55:29,862
Shut your mouth
and go outside
1411
00:55:29,864 --> 00:55:31,697
or I will make you
live in here forever.
1412
00:55:31,699 --> 00:55:32,934
Do you understand me?
1413
00:55:39,675 --> 00:55:40,673
Look what you made me do.
1414
00:55:40,675 --> 00:55:41,775
Hmm? Look what you made me do!
1415
00:55:41,777 --> 00:55:42,708
You embarrassed me!
1416
00:55:42,710 --> 00:55:43,980
(DOOR CLOSES)
1417
00:55:48,951 --> 00:55:52,052
Who is putting their dog
in a onesie? That's just cruel.
1418
00:55:52,054 --> 00:55:53,619
Sam has a onesie.
1419
00:55:53,621 --> 00:55:55,222
And I'm sure
Sam looks great in it.
1420
00:55:55,224 --> 00:55:57,023
- I'm gonna be over there.
- I'm gonna get one for Brandy.
1421
00:55:57,025 --> 00:55:58,259
- Watch this.
- Oh, no. No, you won't.
1422
00:55:58,260 --> 00:55:59,393
Ooh, look at this.
1423
00:55:59,394 --> 00:56:01,094
(BARKS)
1424
00:56:01,096 --> 00:56:03,396
(MAN WHISTLES)
Bella! Come here, girl.
1425
00:56:03,398 --> 00:56:04,797
- Hey.
- MAN: Bella? Hey.
1426
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:06,434
Come here, girl.
There you are.
1427
00:56:06,436 --> 00:56:07,871
Come here.
1428
00:56:09,972 --> 00:56:10,905
Elizabeth.
1429
00:56:11,639 --> 00:56:12,773
Peter.
1430
00:56:15,010 --> 00:56:16,742
- You look great.
- Eat dog food and die.
1431
00:56:16,744 --> 00:56:18,411
- Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
- (TOY SQUEAKING)
1432
00:56:18,414 --> 00:56:19,614
(LAUGHING)
1433
00:56:19,615 --> 00:56:21,681
Look at this blue phallic guy.
1434
00:56:21,682 --> 00:56:22,782
What's wrong, grumpy?
1435
00:56:22,784 --> 00:56:24,117
- ELIZABETH (LAUGHING): Hi.
- Oh.
1436
00:56:24,119 --> 00:56:26,987
I almost didn't recognize you
with clothes on.
1437
00:56:26,989 --> 00:56:28,688
Okay, you know what,
that's just mean.
1438
00:56:28,690 --> 00:56:29,990
I-I'm mean?
1439
00:56:29,992 --> 00:56:31,559
PETER: I moved on.
Please accept that.
1440
00:56:31,561 --> 00:56:33,393
You moved on while we were
still together.
1441
00:56:33,394 --> 00:56:35,061
You just don't want me to be
happy, that's what this is.
1442
00:56:35,063 --> 00:56:38,197
(LAUGHS): Of course, I don't
want you to be happy.
1443
00:56:38,199 --> 00:56:39,099
(SAM WHINES)
1444
00:56:39,101 --> 00:56:41,201
Look at this.
You've made Sam upset.
1445
00:56:41,202 --> 00:56:43,235
Okay, this is ridiculous.
Sam is fine.
1446
00:56:43,237 --> 00:56:44,804
You didn't even call him
on his birthday.
1447
00:56:44,806 --> 00:56:46,972
He is a dog. He doesn't know
what a birthday is.
1448
00:56:46,974 --> 00:56:48,275
ELIZABETH: Of course he knows
what a birthday is.
1449
00:56:48,277 --> 00:56:50,710
- He's a very smart dog.
- Not that smart.
1450
00:56:50,711 --> 00:56:52,811
Hey, in her defense,
some dogs are smart,
1451
00:56:52,813 --> 00:56:54,215
some dogs are dumb.
1452
00:56:54,217 --> 00:56:55,815
PETER: Okay. Yeah, well,
that's a dumb dog.
1453
00:56:55,817 --> 00:56:58,219
Uh, hey, there's no need
for insults.
1454
00:56:58,987 --> 00:57:01,188
Oh, snap. You're Jimmy Johnston.
'Sup, dude?
1455
00:57:01,190 --> 00:57:02,688
You do not get
to shake his hand.
1456
00:57:02,690 --> 00:57:04,456
- Hey, hey.
- Yeah, Jimmy is a big boy.
1457
00:57:04,458 --> 00:57:06,693
I think he can decide if he
wants to shake my hand or not.
1458
00:57:06,695 --> 00:57:08,563
Yeah, Jimmy's a big boy.
Yeah. What's your name?
1459
00:57:08,565 --> 00:57:10,130
- Uh, Peter... Ow.
- Yeah.
1460
00:57:10,132 --> 00:57:11,599
Oh, that's quite
a grip you got.
1461
00:57:11,601 --> 00:57:12,831
I feel like you're about
to apologize to Liz.
1462
00:57:12,833 --> 00:57:13,867
That... Is that...
Am I-am I wrong?
1463
00:57:13,869 --> 00:57:15,402
- (BONES CRACK)
- No. Oh, God!
1464
00:57:15,405 --> 00:57:16,902
Think I'm wrong. I think you're
about to apologize to her.
1465
00:57:16,905 --> 00:57:18,606
- Are you taking a knee? Wow.
- Uh, yeah.
1466
00:57:18,608 --> 00:57:21,041
Wow. So polite, so polite.
1467
00:57:21,043 --> 00:57:22,541
JIMMY:
Yeah, as you were saying?
1468
00:57:22,543 --> 00:57:24,911
I'm... sorry.
1469
00:57:24,913 --> 00:57:26,813
- Hmm?
- One more time?
1470
00:57:26,815 --> 00:57:28,248
Elizabeth, I'm sorry.
1471
00:57:28,250 --> 00:57:30,550
- What about Sam?
- What about... Oh, God.
1472
00:57:30,552 --> 00:57:32,284
Uh, sorry, Sam, about that.
1473
00:57:32,286 --> 00:57:34,019
And I mean, might as well,
you know, make it three.
1474
00:57:34,021 --> 00:57:35,188
Why don't you go for Br...
That's Brandy.
1475
00:57:35,190 --> 00:57:36,623
I didn't talk to...
I don't know Brandy.
1476
00:57:36,626 --> 00:57:38,291
Ow! Sorry, Brandy.
1477
00:57:38,293 --> 00:57:40,494
JIMMY: She says, "Nice
to meet you." All right, up.
1478
00:57:40,496 --> 00:57:42,028
- God!
- Oh.
1479
00:57:42,030 --> 00:57:44,067
Wow! Your hands are like
trash compactors.
1480
00:57:45,233 --> 00:57:46,065
You guys heading out?
1481
00:57:46,068 --> 00:57:47,900
- Yeah.
- Uh, yeah, we gotta...
1482
00:57:47,902 --> 00:57:49,802
- We definitely gotta get out.
- We're gonna go.
1483
00:57:49,804 --> 00:57:50,836
- PETER: It's so nice to meet you.
- JIMMY: Yeah.
1484
00:57:50,838 --> 00:57:52,038
- See ya, guys.
- Yeah.
1485
00:57:52,039 --> 00:57:54,306
It was super lovely
to see you again,
1486
00:57:54,309 --> 00:57:55,842
and so nice to meet you.
1487
00:57:55,844 --> 00:57:57,943
- Just come on, please.
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
1488
00:57:57,945 --> 00:57:59,780
- You took a picture.
- Oh, got it.
1489
00:58:05,588 --> 00:58:06,521
Hey!
1490
00:58:08,190 --> 00:58:09,688
Liz?
1491
00:58:09,690 --> 00:58:11,393
Liz, hey, a-are you okay?
1492
00:58:17,733 --> 00:58:19,431
I just have one rule.
1493
00:58:19,434 --> 00:58:21,036
No on-camera PDA.
1494
00:58:21,769 --> 00:58:23,869
Yes, fine, okay.
I can work with that.
1495
00:58:23,871 --> 00:58:25,407
I can...
I can work with that.
1496
00:58:33,813 --> 00:58:36,048
- Good.
- Good.
1497
00:58:36,050 --> 00:58:37,085
Great.
1498
00:58:44,992 --> 00:58:46,960
DAX:
So, it starts in a E-minor.
1499
00:58:46,961 --> 00:58:49,329
Kinda like in a Marvin Gaye
vibe, but just, uh...
1500
00:58:49,331 --> 00:58:51,565
So you start, you start it
with a first line with me.
1501
00:58:51,567 --> 00:58:53,135
- Okay. A capella?
- Mm-hmm.
1502
00:58:54,070 --> 00:58:56,105
♪ Meet me at a... whoa
1503
00:58:57,672 --> 00:59:00,940
♪ Come and take
a walk with me ♪
1504
00:59:00,942 --> 00:59:04,043
♪ You could be
my whiskey casualty ♪
1505
00:59:04,045 --> 00:59:06,181
♪ A bottle on a row
1506
00:59:07,449 --> 00:59:10,518
♪ And baby you and me
1507
00:59:10,519 --> 00:59:13,621
♪ Are plain to see
1508
00:59:13,623 --> 00:59:14,789
- Marvin Gaye?
- (CHUCKLES)
1509
00:59:14,791 --> 00:59:19,025
♪ Na-na na-na-na to call
1510
00:59:19,027 --> 00:59:20,793
- Something like that?
- Yes. A lot.
1511
00:59:20,795 --> 00:59:21,927
Everything like that.
1512
00:59:21,929 --> 00:59:24,898
- And then, there's a chorus.
- Okay.
1513
00:59:24,900 --> 00:59:27,067
- Um, that's an... it's like...
- Uh...
1514
00:59:27,068 --> 00:59:29,603
♪ 'Cause baby you and me
1515
00:59:29,605 --> 00:59:31,672
Uh, where is, uh...
1516
00:59:31,673 --> 00:59:33,474
- Pen?
- Pen. Oh. Thanks.
1517
00:59:33,476 --> 00:59:35,577
♪ Are made of gold
1518
00:59:37,547 --> 00:59:39,713
♪ Better run for your love
1519
00:59:39,715 --> 00:59:42,949
♪ And you say one two three
1520
00:59:42,951 --> 00:59:45,851
♪ I'll be right by your side
1521
00:59:45,853 --> 00:59:50,025
♪ Through the seasons
of hot and cold ♪
1522
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:53,193
♪ Come and take
a ride with me ♪
1523
00:59:53,195 --> 00:59:54,762
♪ Come and take
a ride with me ♪
1524
00:59:54,764 --> 00:59:56,262
♪ Kissin' on your wrist
so casually ♪
1525
00:59:56,264 --> 00:59:57,896
♪ Kissin' on your wrist
so casually ♪
1526
00:59:57,898 --> 01:00:00,099
♪ Livin' out
a public fantasy ♪
1527
01:00:00,101 --> 01:00:03,606
♪ Oh you stop
in every row ♪
1528
01:00:04,606 --> 01:00:06,239
♪ When you kiss me
1529
01:00:06,242 --> 01:00:09,643
- ♪ Oh-oh-oh plain to see
- ♪ Plain to see
1530
01:00:11,746 --> 01:00:12,880
Sit.
1531
01:00:13,715 --> 01:00:16,081
Oh, my God.
Who's my good dog?
1532
01:00:16,083 --> 01:00:18,985
♪ You and me
1533
01:00:18,987 --> 01:00:21,153
♪ Are the reason why hearts
1534
01:00:21,155 --> 01:00:23,190
♪ Are made of gold
1535
01:00:25,025 --> 01:00:27,494
♪ Better run for your love
1536
01:00:27,496 --> 01:00:28,661
♪ When you say
1537
01:00:28,664 --> 01:00:30,996
♪ One two three
1538
01:00:30,998 --> 01:00:33,565
♪ I'll be right
by your side ♪
1539
01:00:33,568 --> 01:00:38,172
♪ Through the seasons
of hot and cold ♪
1540
01:00:39,541 --> 01:00:45,012
♪ You're the reason
hearts are made of gold ♪
1541
01:00:48,282 --> 01:00:52,655
♪ I don't want
to drag you down ♪
1542
01:00:54,289 --> 01:00:59,161
♪ There's so much
flyin' round ♪
1543
01:01:00,061 --> 01:01:04,432
♪ But I can sure use
a friend right now ♪
1544
01:01:05,768 --> 01:01:07,400
♪ And you're the best thing
1545
01:01:07,402 --> 01:01:10,572
- ♪ I have found
- ♪ I have found
1546
01:01:12,708 --> 01:01:13,842
- What? What's wrong?
- I...
1547
01:01:14,610 --> 01:01:18,045
Honestly, I'm just waiting
for the other shoe to drop.
1548
01:01:19,014 --> 01:01:20,146
Well, you're goin'
to be waiting a long time
1549
01:01:20,148 --> 01:01:21,715
'cause no other shoe
is gonna drop.
1550
01:01:23,050 --> 01:01:24,451
It's just, after
my last boyfriend...
1551
01:01:24,452 --> 01:01:26,588
Who needs to get his head
checked for lettin' you go.
1552
01:01:28,356 --> 01:01:30,358
Look, Liz, I promise you,
I'm not him.
1553
01:01:32,226 --> 01:01:33,528
I'll never be that guy.
1554
01:01:42,438 --> 01:01:45,771
Now, can we...
can we go to the car
1555
01:01:45,773 --> 01:01:47,141
'cause I think a seagull...
1556
01:01:47,876 --> 01:01:49,876
seagull got me
on my back, and, uh...
1557
01:01:49,878 --> 01:01:53,246
- Oh, yup. It got you.
- So, it's...
1558
01:01:53,248 --> 01:01:54,715
ELIZABETH: It's good luck,
though. It is good luck.
1559
01:01:54,717 --> 01:02:00,688
♪ You're the reason
hearts are made of gold ♪
1560
01:02:00,690 --> 01:02:03,592
♪ Frunk yeah
1561
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:05,793
I think you're
the only person
1562
01:02:05,795 --> 01:02:07,730
that can make that word
sound good.
1563
01:02:09,364 --> 01:02:11,063
ALEXA: Well, folks,
we are certainly
1564
01:02:11,065 --> 01:02:13,065
in the dog days
of summer right now.
1565
01:02:13,068 --> 01:02:15,400
Yes, it is gonna be
a hot, hot, hottie.
1566
01:02:15,402 --> 01:02:18,271
Hey, I think my ex-boyfriend
used to call me that.
1567
01:02:18,273 --> 01:02:19,775
Wanna weigh
in here, Tom?
1568
01:02:20,775 --> 01:02:23,009
Tom. He's one
of our producers. My ex.
1569
01:02:23,010 --> 01:02:25,545
(CHUCKLES)
It's cool. We're still friends.
1570
01:02:25,547 --> 01:02:26,981
What happened?
1571
01:02:26,983 --> 01:02:28,681
The heat wave's going
to my head.
1572
01:02:28,684 --> 01:02:31,050
Anybody else?
No? Just me?
1573
01:02:31,052 --> 01:02:33,385
(CHUCKLES)
Well, like I was saying...
1574
01:02:33,387 --> 01:02:35,054
- Give me them smooches.
- (GROWLING)
1575
01:02:35,056 --> 01:02:36,556
Give me that smooch.
1576
01:02:36,557 --> 01:02:38,123
Give me that smooch.
1577
01:02:38,126 --> 01:02:40,659
I need the smooches.
You're so sweet.
1578
01:02:40,661 --> 01:02:42,831
You're the best dog
in the whole world. Mwah.
1579
01:02:43,699 --> 01:02:46,331
So, I just got off the phone
with Channel 12.
1580
01:02:46,333 --> 01:02:49,168
- And they're sending a reporter.
- Yeah?
1581
01:02:49,170 --> 01:02:51,103
- GARRETT: You're serious?
- TARA: I am dead serious.
1582
01:02:51,106 --> 01:02:53,139
- You're on fire.
- What can I say?
1583
01:02:53,141 --> 01:02:55,675
- What, where did you come from?
- High fives?
1584
01:02:55,677 --> 01:02:57,277
What's the occasion?
1585
01:02:57,278 --> 01:03:00,646
Uh, no, just a-a small victory
for the New Tricks fundraiser.
1586
01:03:00,648 --> 01:03:02,514
No, she's being humble.
You're killing it.
1587
01:03:02,516 --> 01:03:05,018
- Stop. You are killing it.
- No, I... You're the killer.
1588
01:03:05,021 --> 01:03:07,788
At most, I'm the getaway driver.
You know it.
1589
01:03:07,789 --> 01:03:10,657
Okay, but none of this would be
happening in the first place...
1590
01:03:10,659 --> 01:03:12,893
- I'd love to.
- What?
1591
01:03:12,894 --> 01:03:15,596
I'd love to help sponsor
the event, is what I mean.
1592
01:03:15,597 --> 01:03:17,998
- I want in.
- Really?
1593
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,099
I mean, that is so generous.
1594
01:03:20,101 --> 01:03:21,701
Oh, it's totally my pleasure.
1595
01:03:21,702 --> 01:03:23,538
I've got goo gobs of money.
1596
01:03:24,472 --> 01:03:26,606
Geez, how am I
gonna find a date?
1597
01:03:26,608 --> 01:03:31,244
Oh, I'm sure you, of all people,
have no problem finding one.
1598
01:03:31,246 --> 01:03:34,282
Oh, is that so?
Are you volunteering?
1599
01:03:35,751 --> 01:03:37,115
(CHUCKLES)
What?
1600
01:03:37,117 --> 01:03:38,652
(BARKS)
1601
01:03:38,653 --> 01:03:40,219
Oh, are you guys...
1602
01:03:40,221 --> 01:03:42,121
Oh, no, no, no. We-we're
just friends, co-workers.
1603
01:03:42,123 --> 01:03:45,557
Yeah. Eww, her?
No, thank you.
1604
01:03:45,559 --> 01:03:47,260
Um, I just... No.
1605
01:03:47,262 --> 01:03:49,063
- Oh, good. Phew.
- (ALL LAUGH)
1606
01:03:49,065 --> 01:03:50,563
I don't want to step
on any toes.
1607
01:03:50,565 --> 01:03:52,532
No toe...
I'm toeless, you know.
1608
01:03:52,534 --> 01:03:56,036
I lack toes.
Lactose intolerant.
1609
01:03:56,038 --> 01:03:58,503
So, um, this is awesome
that this is ha...
1610
01:03:58,505 --> 01:04:01,976
You know, you're so awesome
and you're... super fit.
1611
01:04:01,978 --> 01:04:05,579
Yeah, yeah, we could be like
a-a power couple, you know.
1612
01:04:05,581 --> 01:04:10,315
You're the brains and I'm the
heart or the face or whatever.
1613
01:04:10,318 --> 01:04:11,951
So I'll pick you up
Saturday at 6:00?
1614
01:04:11,952 --> 01:04:13,619
- I will see you then.
- Great.
1615
01:04:13,621 --> 01:04:14,789
Looking forward to it.
1616
01:04:16,057 --> 01:04:17,626
- Oh, thanks, pal.
- Yup.
1617
01:04:23,530 --> 01:04:24,500
(DOOR CLOSES)
1618
01:04:26,068 --> 01:04:27,735
So, we're gonna do Thai
for dinner, huh?
1619
01:04:27,737 --> 01:04:28,768
You ever have Thai?
1620
01:04:28,771 --> 01:04:29,902
I love Thai.
1621
01:04:29,905 --> 01:04:31,306
- (CHARLIE WHIMPERS)
- (DAX SHUSHES)
1622
01:04:38,014 --> 01:04:40,481
(ELEVATOR WHIRRING)
1623
01:04:46,121 --> 01:04:47,420
Oh, it's just my band equipment,
1624
01:04:47,422 --> 01:04:49,322
and I-I poked the holes
so that...
1625
01:04:49,324 --> 01:04:51,125
'cause it gets smelly
after practice
1626
01:04:51,126 --> 01:04:52,992
so I want it to air out.
1627
01:04:52,994 --> 01:04:54,764
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
(CHUCKLES)
1628
01:04:57,398 --> 01:04:59,398
- (THUMPING)
- (CHARLIE GROWLING)
1629
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:00,666
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
1630
01:05:00,668 --> 01:05:02,467
Oh, that's just my equipment
moving around.
1631
01:05:02,469 --> 01:05:04,202
- Let them out. Let them out.
- Oh!
1632
01:05:04,204 --> 01:05:06,371
I know you have someone
in there. Let them out!
1633
01:05:06,373 --> 01:05:07,706
- Take it easy.
- I'm warning you. Let them out!
1634
01:05:07,708 --> 01:05:09,208
Whatever you think
is happening is not...
1635
01:05:09,210 --> 01:05:10,275
Let them...
1636
01:05:10,277 --> 01:05:12,210
- (TARA SCREAMS)
- Oh, my... Oh!
1637
01:05:12,213 --> 01:05:13,681
Help! Help, somebody!
1638
01:05:13,682 --> 01:05:16,349
(RETCHING)
Ooh! I got to get out.
1639
01:05:16,351 --> 01:05:17,952
I can't breathe.
I'm gonna puke.
1640
01:05:18,887 --> 01:05:20,686
- I'm...
- Oh, my God!
1641
01:05:20,688 --> 01:05:21,721
(RETCHING)
1642
01:05:21,722 --> 01:05:24,489
Help me! Somebody!
1643
01:05:24,492 --> 01:05:27,161
- Help me!
- (SCREAMING)
1644
01:05:27,163 --> 01:05:29,862
- It's a dog!
- Help! Somebody! Help me!
1645
01:05:29,864 --> 01:05:32,934
It's a dog. It's a dog.
1646
01:05:34,936 --> 01:05:36,335
Oh, hi, puppy.
1647
01:05:36,336 --> 01:05:37,572
(CHARLIE BARKS)
1648
01:05:38,873 --> 01:05:39,809
Ow!
1649
01:05:41,476 --> 01:05:44,077
I just feel like the universe
is constantly telling me
1650
01:05:44,079 --> 01:05:45,445
I shouldn't be helping anybody.
1651
01:05:45,447 --> 01:05:48,047
Oh, God! I am so sorry.
1652
01:05:48,048 --> 01:05:49,650
Oh, God, it feels like...
1653
01:05:50,885 --> 01:05:53,585
It feels like I opened
my eyes in a sandbox.
1654
01:05:53,588 --> 01:05:56,356
I wish there was something I
could do to make it up to you.
1655
01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:58,793
Yeah, hey, um...
1656
01:06:00,161 --> 01:06:03,063
It's not, I guess,
the most ideal time,
1657
01:06:03,065 --> 01:06:04,329
but w-would you maybe
wanna go out
1658
01:06:04,331 --> 01:06:05,798
with me this weekend?
1659
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:08,735
That's really sweet, but I am
so swamped this weekend.
1660
01:06:08,737 --> 01:06:12,405
I'm actually organizing a
fundraiser for this dog rescue.
1661
01:06:12,407 --> 01:06:15,510
Oh, yeah? You need a band?
1662
01:06:19,646 --> 01:06:21,614
He's really good at bowling,
which is important.
1663
01:06:21,615 --> 01:06:23,983
Um, 'cause I think it means that
he's good at other things.
1664
01:06:23,985 --> 01:06:25,485
- Mmm.
- Anyway, so what
1665
01:06:25,487 --> 01:06:27,221
is happening
with you and...
1666
01:06:27,222 --> 01:06:28,922
(CLICKS TONGUE)
1667
01:06:28,923 --> 01:06:30,255
Yeah!
1668
01:06:30,257 --> 01:06:32,391
Amy, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
1669
01:06:32,393 --> 01:06:35,260
Stop. Everyone can tell
you two are in love.
1670
01:06:35,262 --> 01:06:38,164
- It's really cute.
- I am a professional.
1671
01:06:38,166 --> 01:06:39,831
- Mm-hmm.
- I would never date my co-host.
1672
01:06:39,833 --> 01:06:42,601
Oh, yeah, sure, which is why
I was gonna ask you,
1673
01:06:42,603 --> 01:06:45,670
what is gonna happen when
he moves over to Channel 12?
1674
01:06:45,672 --> 01:06:47,539
(CHUCKLES)
What are you talking about?
1675
01:06:47,541 --> 01:06:50,342
You and that sweet
little poker face.
1676
01:06:50,344 --> 01:06:51,644
You know
the big offer he got
1677
01:06:51,646 --> 01:06:53,681
to host his own morning show
on Channel 12?
1678
01:06:56,016 --> 01:06:57,182
Oh!
1679
01:06:57,184 --> 01:06:58,786
MAN:
Five minutes to show, everyone.
1680
01:06:59,554 --> 01:07:01,088
Oh, my God, you should have
heard Nina earlier.
1681
01:07:01,090 --> 01:07:03,222
She was, like,
"I'm devastated."
1682
01:07:03,224 --> 01:07:04,456
I saw her eat a donut.
1683
01:07:04,458 --> 01:07:06,960
I was like,
"What? Who are you?"
1684
01:07:06,961 --> 01:07:08,527
Yeah, I thought...
I thought about the Fiat,
1685
01:07:08,530 --> 01:07:09,730
but I just feel like
I can't get enough people...
1686
01:07:09,731 --> 01:07:10,831
MAN 1: Oh, it's a hell
of a great car.
1687
01:07:10,833 --> 01:07:12,132
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1688
01:07:12,134 --> 01:07:13,867
MAN 2:
Fifteen seconds, everyone.
1689
01:07:13,869 --> 01:07:14,936
You look pretty.
1690
01:07:16,771 --> 01:07:18,371
(CLEARS THROAT)
1691
01:07:18,373 --> 01:07:19,641
- Everything okay?
- Mm-hmm.
1692
01:07:20,375 --> 01:07:21,574
- No, seriously...
- MAN 2: We're live...
1693
01:07:21,576 --> 01:07:22,809
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- MAN 2: ...in five...
1694
01:07:22,811 --> 01:07:24,244
- Yeah, I'm great.
- MAN 2: ...four, three...
1695
01:07:24,246 --> 01:07:25,311
- You seem a little tense.
- MAN 2: ...two...
1696
01:07:25,313 --> 01:07:27,880
- Good morning.
- Wake up, LA.
1697
01:07:27,882 --> 01:07:30,483
- Who doesn't love clowns?
- Got to be some people.
1698
01:07:30,485 --> 01:07:32,518
- (CHUCKLES): What?
- I'm just saying like, so not...
1699
01:07:32,519 --> 01:07:34,452
I mean, clowns have to creep
some people out.
1700
01:07:34,454 --> 01:07:36,023
- But not me, I love them.
- Okay.
1701
01:07:36,025 --> 01:07:38,157
Well, I certainly love clowns.
1702
01:07:38,159 --> 01:07:40,458
And lucky for us,
or maybe just me,
1703
01:07:40,460 --> 01:07:42,663
we have a live clown here
with us today.
1704
01:07:42,664 --> 01:07:46,065
That's right. Everybody,
let's welcome Wacky Wayne.
1705
01:07:46,067 --> 01:07:47,465
Hi. Happy to be here.
1706
01:07:47,467 --> 01:07:49,235
ELIZABETH:
It's terrific to have you.
1707
01:07:49,237 --> 01:07:50,769
Now, you're performing
this weekend.
1708
01:07:50,771 --> 01:07:54,442
Is it just you or do you perform
in a group of your... kind?
1709
01:07:55,809 --> 01:07:57,742
We have a...
There's a whole group of us.
1710
01:07:57,744 --> 01:07:59,478
But I was the only one
who could make it here
1711
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:02,347
'cause we all kinda hit it
pretty hard last night.
1712
01:08:02,349 --> 01:08:03,518
(LAUGHING)
1713
01:08:04,519 --> 01:08:08,019
And now, I imagine that you
and the other clowns are close.
1714
01:08:08,021 --> 01:08:10,021
You hang out outside of work?
1715
01:08:10,023 --> 01:08:10,958
Yeah.
1716
01:08:11,759 --> 01:08:14,293
So, if one of you were to get
a more lucrative clown job,
1717
01:08:14,295 --> 01:08:15,994
you would talk it
amongst yourselves
1718
01:08:15,996 --> 01:08:18,797
so it didn't become
some sort of weird,
1719
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:20,167
toxic secret.
1720
01:08:20,168 --> 01:08:23,636
Is there such thing
as a more lucrative clown job?
1721
01:08:23,637 --> 01:08:25,072
Uh, you know,
you know what I love.
1722
01:08:25,073 --> 01:08:27,106
Uh, when you guys throw pies
at each other's face.
1723
01:08:27,109 --> 01:08:29,542
- I mean, that is hilarious.
- No, we... we don't do that.
1724
01:08:29,545 --> 01:08:30,777
- You don't do that? Why not?
- No.
1725
01:08:30,779 --> 01:08:33,179
- It's so messy.
- You know what's messy?
1726
01:08:33,180 --> 01:08:34,512
Lies.
(CHUCKLES)
1727
01:08:34,515 --> 01:08:37,483
Lies and deceit are two
of life's messiest things.
1728
01:08:37,484 --> 01:08:38,783
They're not as messy as pies.
1729
01:08:38,786 --> 01:08:40,386
- I gotta tell you.
- I would disagree.
1730
01:08:40,387 --> 01:08:41,753
Wha... What are you doing?
Are you...
1731
01:08:41,756 --> 01:08:44,556
I don't know.
You tell me, Mr. Channel 12.
1732
01:08:44,559 --> 01:08:46,292
- Mr...
- (WHISPERING): I know everything.
1733
01:08:46,295 --> 01:08:47,693
Uh, can we get back
to the clown?
1734
01:08:47,694 --> 01:08:49,896
I'm talking to the clown.
You're the clown.
1735
01:08:49,899 --> 01:08:51,463
You are the clown.
1736
01:08:51,466 --> 01:08:53,600
This is the clown,
ladies and gentlemen.
1737
01:08:53,601 --> 01:08:57,671
Oh, this is tough to watch.
Right, Felix?
1738
01:08:58,538 --> 01:08:59,805
You're Felix, right?
1739
01:08:59,806 --> 01:09:01,039
And you know what?
Not even a funny clown.
1740
01:09:01,042 --> 01:09:02,942
- You are like...
- We are live right now.
1741
01:09:02,944 --> 01:09:03,909
...a backstabbing clown.
1742
01:09:03,912 --> 01:09:05,244
- All right, let's, uh...
- I'm the clown.
1743
01:09:05,247 --> 01:09:06,479
JIMMY:
I think what she means is...
1744
01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:07,680
Too loose.
1745
01:09:07,681 --> 01:09:09,082
I'm done taking to clowns.
1746
01:09:09,083 --> 01:09:10,582
All right, well, let's get back
to the real clown.
1747
01:09:10,585 --> 01:09:11,818
Uh, Wacky Wayne,
why don't you tell everybody
1748
01:09:11,819 --> 01:09:13,319
where you're gonna be
this weekend.
1749
01:09:13,322 --> 01:09:14,854
- One o'clock LA festival.
- Everybody, catch Wacky Wayne
1750
01:09:14,856 --> 01:09:17,158
at the LA, uh, festival,
uh, 1 o'clock.
1751
01:09:18,193 --> 01:09:20,560
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
1752
01:09:21,628 --> 01:09:22,862
- MAN: And we're out.
- Liz, Liz.
1753
01:09:22,863 --> 01:09:24,863
Excuse me, can we talk, please?
1754
01:09:24,865 --> 01:09:25,864
About what?
1755
01:09:25,867 --> 01:09:27,632
About how you got
a huge new job?
1756
01:09:27,635 --> 01:09:29,537
Or how you lied to me?
1757
01:09:30,271 --> 01:09:31,636
I did not lie to you.
1758
01:09:31,639 --> 01:09:33,738
You said you weren't
gonna be that guy.
1759
01:09:33,740 --> 01:09:36,076
I should have told you,
and I'm sorry.
1760
01:09:36,078 --> 01:09:37,112
You know what?
1761
01:09:37,912 --> 01:09:40,882
What happened out there
was unprofessional.
1762
01:09:41,984 --> 01:09:43,317
I'm sorry.
1763
01:09:43,319 --> 01:09:44,918
But it's probably
a good thing.
1764
01:09:45,787 --> 01:09:47,953
Because we really moved
into this too fast, and I was...
1765
01:09:47,956 --> 01:09:49,657
- I was actually gonna ask you...
- Liz, Liz...
1766
01:09:50,524 --> 01:09:52,427
if we could take
a step back.
1767
01:09:54,561 --> 01:09:56,561
I wasn't gonna take
the Channel 12 job.
1768
01:09:56,564 --> 01:09:59,268
I messed up, but I wasn't gonna
leave you, Liz.
1769
01:10:00,269 --> 01:10:02,301
- Look...
- It's not like this was going anywhere.
1770
01:10:02,304 --> 01:10:04,770
- We're just too different.
- We're not that different.
1771
01:10:04,773 --> 01:10:07,006
I'm looking
for something honest
1772
01:10:07,009 --> 01:10:08,807
and real and serious.
1773
01:10:08,810 --> 01:10:12,180
And the longest relationship
you've had is with your dog.
1774
01:10:16,484 --> 01:10:17,719
So, that's it?
1775
01:10:18,453 --> 01:10:20,654
Y-you're... you're done?
1776
01:10:21,890 --> 01:10:23,792
Yeah, I think that'd be
for the best.
1777
01:10:24,625 --> 01:10:26,493
What about Sam and Brandy, huh?
1778
01:10:28,430 --> 01:10:29,797
Sam's gonna be just fine.
1779
01:10:31,699 --> 01:10:33,198
WACKY WAYNE
Oh, hey. There you guys are.
1780
01:10:33,201 --> 01:10:35,100
Before I left, I just wanted...
That was just so much fun.
1781
01:10:35,103 --> 01:10:37,237
It was a little strange,
but can I do a quick selfie?
1782
01:10:37,238 --> 01:10:38,438
- Do you mind?
- Yeah, sure.
1783
01:10:38,439 --> 01:10:39,771
Just 'cause you know...
For the guys.
1784
01:10:39,774 --> 01:10:41,140
Aah!
1785
01:10:41,143 --> 01:10:42,608
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
1786
01:10:42,609 --> 01:10:44,077
That was so great, I loved
the bit, "You're the clown!
1787
01:10:44,078 --> 01:10:45,845
You're the clown!" You should
come out with us today.
1788
01:10:45,846 --> 01:10:47,480
We're going
to the Jumbo Clown Room.
1789
01:10:47,483 --> 01:10:48,884
(SIGHS)
1790
01:10:51,987 --> 01:10:55,856
♪ I'm a mother
you know what that mean ♪
1791
01:10:57,493 --> 01:11:04,095
♪ And I do my little turn
on the catwalk ♪
1792
01:11:04,097 --> 01:11:08,402
♪ Yeah the catwalk
the catwalk yeah ♪
1793
01:11:08,404 --> 01:11:10,802
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
1794
01:11:10,805 --> 01:11:15,708
♪ I shake my little tush
on the catwalk ♪
1795
01:11:15,711 --> 01:11:18,845
♪ Too sexy for this funk
1796
01:11:18,846 --> 01:11:21,815
DAX (SIGHS):
I am wiped just from that.
1797
01:11:23,452 --> 01:11:24,719
(PHONE BUZZES)
1798
01:11:26,787 --> 01:11:31,291
All right, burden, time for you
to pack up your stuff and go.
1799
01:11:31,292 --> 01:11:33,493
- (CHARLIE GROANING)
- Can't believe I'm saying this,
1800
01:11:33,494 --> 01:11:34,994
but I'm actually
gonna miss you.
1801
01:11:34,997 --> 01:11:36,331
(CHARLIE WHINES)
1802
01:11:40,435 --> 01:11:41,770
Charlie?
1803
01:11:44,037 --> 01:11:45,206
Charlie?
1804
01:11:46,475 --> 01:11:47,972
Charlie?
1805
01:11:47,975 --> 01:11:50,042
(HORN BLARING)
1806
01:11:50,043 --> 01:11:52,046
Come on, Charlie,
don't die on me.
1807
01:11:54,015 --> 01:11:55,648
You're gonna be okay,
all right.
1808
01:11:55,649 --> 01:11:57,350
You're gonna be okay...
1809
01:11:57,351 --> 01:11:58,685
I think.
1810
01:12:05,260 --> 01:12:07,095
(CAT MEOWING)
1811
01:12:08,895 --> 01:12:09,997
(SIGHS)
1812
01:12:10,898 --> 01:12:12,833
- How you doin'?
- Not good.
1813
01:12:14,403 --> 01:12:15,770
Yeah, me either.
1814
01:12:19,574 --> 01:12:20,805
Is he okay? Is he gonna make it?
1815
01:12:20,807 --> 01:12:23,443
Charlie has toxicity poisoning.
1816
01:12:23,444 --> 01:12:25,045
What's toxicity poisoning?
1817
01:12:25,046 --> 01:12:27,480
Well, in layman's terms,
it means your dog is h...
1818
01:12:27,483 --> 01:12:30,649
Hi, Ian.
What brings you in today?
1819
01:12:30,652 --> 01:12:32,920
My tortoise ate my turtle.
1820
01:12:33,753 --> 01:12:35,787
Okay, we'll circle
back to that.
1821
01:12:35,789 --> 01:12:39,292
Uh, has Charlie come into
contact with any chocolate
1822
01:12:39,293 --> 01:12:42,295
or medicinal substances?
1823
01:12:42,296 --> 01:12:44,930
Like some kind
of, uh, brownie?
1824
01:12:44,931 --> 01:12:48,902
A brownie? Sure.
Certain types of brownies?
1825
01:12:48,904 --> 01:12:49,971
Stanley.
1826
01:12:50,905 --> 01:12:53,939
My, uh, friend Stanley
who's in my band,
1827
01:12:53,942 --> 01:12:55,940
he suffers from glaucoma.
1828
01:12:55,943 --> 01:12:59,744
Yes. A glaucoma
patient's brownie.
1829
01:12:59,747 --> 01:13:01,747
- That probably did it.
- Is he gonna die?
1830
01:13:01,748 --> 01:13:03,948
Charlie's probably gonna be
okay, though.
1831
01:13:03,951 --> 01:13:06,752
He just needs a lot of sleep
and IV fluids.
1832
01:13:06,753 --> 01:13:08,157
And he needs to stay away
from Stanley.
1833
01:13:09,591 --> 01:13:11,457
All right, come on, Ian.
1834
01:13:11,460 --> 01:13:14,296
Let's go see if we can get your
turtle out of your tortoise.
1835
01:13:16,765 --> 01:13:19,365
So that turtle-tortoise stuff
must really be
1836
01:13:19,368 --> 01:13:20,701
trippin' you out, huh?
1837
01:13:21,868 --> 01:13:23,903
What are you doing in there,
wise guy?
1838
01:13:23,904 --> 01:13:25,438
TYLER:
Oh, I'm just helping myself
1839
01:13:25,439 --> 01:13:27,805
to some gourmet
delicious cold pizza,
1840
01:13:27,807 --> 01:13:29,140
if that's okay.
1841
01:13:29,143 --> 01:13:30,510
You know, mi casasu casa, right?
1842
01:13:30,511 --> 01:13:32,677
No. Mi casa.
1843
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:34,015
But help yourself.
1844
01:13:34,849 --> 01:13:36,118
This is a big place...
1845
01:13:36,885 --> 01:13:38,518
for one person, I mean.
1846
01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:40,322
Never noticed that
before Mabel.
1847
01:13:41,222 --> 01:13:44,457
She filled the place
with her... presence.
1848
01:13:45,859 --> 01:13:47,060
And her barking.
1849
01:13:54,068 --> 01:13:55,101
Oh, I'm sorry.
1850
01:13:55,869 --> 01:13:58,404
Getting all sentimental
over a dog.
1851
01:13:58,407 --> 01:14:00,306
No. No, no,
I totally get it.
1852
01:14:00,309 --> 01:14:02,377
She's part of your family.
It's totally fine, I...
1853
01:14:03,110 --> 01:14:05,011
We're not gonna give up.
We'll find her.
1854
01:14:05,012 --> 01:14:07,213
Yeah, okay, you gonna eat
that pizza or stare at it?
1855
01:14:07,216 --> 01:14:09,216
We got work to do.
Let's get back.
1856
01:14:10,217 --> 01:14:12,720
(MUTTERING)
1857
01:14:19,328 --> 01:14:22,064
(SCREAMING)
1858
01:14:23,297 --> 01:14:24,497
(CHUCKLES)
1859
01:14:24,498 --> 01:14:25,631
That's exactly
what you need
1860
01:14:25,634 --> 01:14:26,868
right now, pal.
1861
01:14:27,970 --> 01:14:32,404
♪ Attack of the
killer tomatoes... ♪
1862
01:14:32,405 --> 01:14:33,538
How you doin', buddy? You okay?
1863
01:14:33,541 --> 01:14:35,106
♪ Killer tomatoes
1864
01:14:35,109 --> 01:14:36,710
♪ They'll beat you
bash you squish you... ♪
1865
01:14:36,712 --> 01:14:39,145
You lost in that giant head
of yours right now?
1866
01:14:41,416 --> 01:14:44,048
(WOMAN SCREAMING ON TV)
1867
01:14:44,051 --> 01:14:46,152
That was a rough ride
there, pal.
1868
01:14:46,154 --> 01:14:48,121
You ever see
Exit To Eden
1869
01:14:48,122 --> 01:14:50,524
with Dan Aykroyd
and Rosie O'Donnell?
1870
01:14:52,027 --> 01:14:53,926
We'll watch that next.
1871
01:14:53,929 --> 01:14:56,430
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1872
01:14:59,432 --> 01:15:01,399
- Tyler.
- Hey.
1873
01:15:01,402 --> 01:15:02,668
Great job on that essay.
1874
01:15:02,671 --> 01:15:04,738
You really turned it
around, man.
1875
01:15:04,739 --> 01:15:06,440
- Thank you.
- What you got here?
1876
01:15:07,376 --> 01:15:09,774
Oh, it's, uh, my tutor.
1877
01:15:09,777 --> 01:15:11,344
My friend's...
my friend's dog.
1878
01:15:11,345 --> 01:15:12,945
It's missing, so I'm trying
to help him find it.
1879
01:15:12,948 --> 01:15:15,317
Ah. Ah, that's too bad.
1880
01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:26,159
(AMELIA TALKING, INDISTINCT)
1881
01:15:28,128 --> 01:15:31,332
Once upon a time,
there was a family...
1882
01:15:32,501 --> 01:15:35,034
- Hey!
- Hey! Daddy's home!
1883
01:15:35,037 --> 01:15:37,538
Oh, hey, you. All right.
1884
01:15:38,472 --> 01:15:40,141
Hello, sweetie pie.
1885
01:15:41,076 --> 01:15:44,275
Okay, we found a dog wandering
in the street without a collar
1886
01:15:44,278 --> 01:15:45,612
and we took her in.
1887
01:15:45,613 --> 01:15:46,545
That's the right thing to do.
1888
01:15:46,546 --> 01:15:47,914
We did the right thing.
1889
01:15:49,250 --> 01:15:51,583
Now there's some sad guy
out there missing his dog.
1890
01:15:51,586 --> 01:15:52,786
W-w-what else can I say?
1891
01:15:52,787 --> 01:15:55,587
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1892
01:15:55,590 --> 01:15:58,592
Maybe we're both
husband and wife?
1893
01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:00,859
Yeah, but does
this sad guy know
1894
01:16:00,860 --> 01:16:02,863
that this dog
has made us a family?
1895
01:16:09,970 --> 01:16:11,971
Yeah. Yeah. You ready?
1896
01:16:13,574 --> 01:16:15,742
(BARKS)
1897
01:16:15,743 --> 01:16:17,944
Attagirl. Come on, Brandy.
1898
01:16:18,912 --> 01:16:21,449
All right, girl.
Yeah, that a girl.
1899
01:16:22,184 --> 01:16:24,118
Moving a little slow there.
You all right?
1900
01:16:25,020 --> 01:16:27,122
One more? One more.
All right, you ready?
1901
01:16:28,789 --> 01:16:30,292
- Go get it.
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
1902
01:16:38,899 --> 01:16:40,201
Brandy.
1903
01:16:44,739 --> 01:16:45,872
Brandy!
1904
01:16:57,585 --> 01:17:00,054
(NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
1905
01:17:19,807 --> 01:17:21,041
I love you.
1906
01:17:26,881 --> 01:17:28,449
I'm gonna miss you.
1907
01:17:33,287 --> 01:17:34,988
(SOBBING):
I'm so sorry.
1908
01:17:59,012 --> 01:18:00,913
Oh, sorry, man,
I'll get out your hair.
1909
01:18:00,916 --> 01:18:03,150
(SHUSHING)
1910
01:18:07,823 --> 01:18:14,426
♪ Amazing grace
1911
01:18:14,427 --> 01:18:17,564
♪ How sweet
1912
01:18:17,565 --> 01:18:20,833
♪ The sound
1913
01:18:20,836 --> 01:18:23,969
♪ That saved
1914
01:18:23,970 --> 01:18:26,939
♪ A wretch
1915
01:18:26,942 --> 01:18:31,246
♪ Like me
1916
01:18:32,546 --> 01:18:38,149
♪ I once was lost
1917
01:18:38,152 --> 01:18:44,122
♪ But now I'm found
1918
01:18:44,123 --> 01:18:46,826
♪ Was blind
1919
01:18:46,828 --> 01:18:51,600
♪ But now I see
1920
01:18:54,402 --> 01:18:55,300
Thank you.
1921
01:18:55,301 --> 01:18:58,604
♪ 'Twas grace that...
1922
01:18:58,605 --> 01:19:00,840
Yeah. How's that lookin'?
1923
01:19:00,841 --> 01:19:02,609
Miss Daniels, it is
an absolute honor
1924
01:19:02,610 --> 01:19:03,542
to be working with you.
1925
01:19:03,545 --> 01:19:04,408
Mm. You too.
1926
01:19:04,411 --> 01:19:05,511
Can you grab me a cup of coffee?
1927
01:19:05,514 --> 01:19:07,447
- Mm?
- Uh, I'm kidding, of course.
1928
01:19:07,448 --> 01:19:09,213
But can you grab somebody
to grab me a cup of coffee?
1929
01:19:09,216 --> 01:19:11,015
- (LAUGHS)
- I'm kidding again.
1930
01:19:11,018 --> 01:19:14,253
But daddy does need
a cup of joe, so...
1931
01:19:14,256 --> 01:19:15,921
Where is the bean water?
1932
01:19:15,923 --> 01:19:17,390
- Right there.
- Okay.
1933
01:19:17,391 --> 01:19:18,359
Yeah.
1934
01:19:19,094 --> 01:19:21,292
- He seems nice.
- Yeah, so nice.
1935
01:19:21,295 --> 01:19:24,529
This is good. Just keeping it
profesh. New co-host.
1936
01:19:24,532 --> 01:19:27,265
- Yeah. You go, girl.
- Do people still say that?
1937
01:19:27,268 --> 01:19:28,501
Oh, I do. Is that bad?
1938
01:19:28,502 --> 01:19:30,837
- No, no. I-it works on you.
- Okay.
1939
01:19:30,838 --> 01:19:34,606
Ah. Must be a downer,
but how sad about Jimmy, huh?
1940
01:19:34,609 --> 01:19:37,010
- What about him?
- Oh.
1941
01:19:37,011 --> 01:19:38,645
I heard he had
to put his dog down.
1942
01:19:38,646 --> 01:19:41,079
- What? Brandy?
- Yeah.
1943
01:19:41,082 --> 01:19:42,650
She had a stroke
or something.
1944
01:19:43,417 --> 01:19:44,682
I-I'm sorry,
I thought you knew.
1945
01:19:44,685 --> 01:19:46,654
I guess you guys aren't
on speaking terms.
1946
01:19:47,988 --> 01:19:49,421
Gorgeous.
1947
01:19:49,422 --> 01:19:51,155
Somebody give this coffee
a hard hat
1948
01:19:51,158 --> 01:19:52,926
because it is workin'.
1949
01:19:52,927 --> 01:19:54,158
(CHUCKLES)
Show time!
1950
01:19:54,161 --> 01:19:56,563
MAN:
We're live in five, four,
1951
01:19:56,564 --> 01:19:58,195
three, two...
1952
01:19:58,198 --> 01:20:00,769
I just can't believe she's gone.
1953
01:20:01,802 --> 01:20:04,537
Brandy was Sam's best friend.
1954
01:20:04,538 --> 01:20:06,439
She got him
out of his depression.
1955
01:20:06,440 --> 01:20:09,109
She taught him
how to trust again.
1956
01:20:10,045 --> 01:20:11,911
(SOBBING):
Sam is just...
1957
01:20:11,912 --> 01:20:14,815
so, so sad.
1958
01:20:15,917 --> 01:20:17,519
(SNIFFLES, BLOWS NOSE)
1959
01:20:21,756 --> 01:20:24,792
Are you sure that it's Sam
that's feeling this way?
1960
01:20:26,328 --> 01:20:29,228
Yes. Why would you ask that?
1961
01:20:29,229 --> 01:20:33,835
I noticed that you neglected
to bring Sam in today.
1962
01:20:36,502 --> 01:20:37,336
Right.
1963
01:20:37,337 --> 01:20:40,239
Ugh, I knew I forgot something.
1964
01:20:41,042 --> 01:20:43,175
You did. Yeah, you did.
1965
01:20:43,176 --> 01:20:44,445
You forgot Sam.
1966
01:20:45,311 --> 01:20:47,349
Forgot to bring Sam in.
1967
01:20:48,248 --> 01:20:49,650
I'm such a mess.
1968
01:20:50,985 --> 01:20:53,287
That'll be $350.
1969
01:20:55,024 --> 01:20:58,056
ALEXA (ON TV): It is shaping
up to be a beautiful August,
1970
01:20:58,059 --> 01:20:59,457
back-to-school season.
1971
01:20:59,460 --> 01:21:02,293
Parents getting those kids
back on a routine,
1972
01:21:02,296 --> 01:21:04,529
not just wilin' out at night
1973
01:21:04,530 --> 01:21:07,600
and also a time for relief
for the weather.
1974
01:21:07,601 --> 01:21:09,469
We're looking
at a nice cooldown
1975
01:21:09,470 --> 01:21:11,037
and then, look out,
mid-week,
1976
01:21:11,038 --> 01:21:14,273
we're looking
at huge thunderstorms.
1977
01:21:14,274 --> 01:21:17,577
I'm just kidding. Had you
for a second though, right?
1978
01:21:17,578 --> 01:21:19,046
Lot of people
don't know this about me,
1979
01:21:19,047 --> 01:21:22,382
but I have
a great sense of humor.
1980
01:21:23,617 --> 01:21:26,453
(WHISTLING)
1981
01:21:30,224 --> 01:21:33,595
Mr. Charlie, yeah.
Time to wake up.
1982
01:21:34,362 --> 01:21:35,994
This is no fun, is it?
1983
01:21:35,997 --> 01:21:38,064
Getting woken up
by someone invading
1984
01:21:38,065 --> 01:21:40,301
your personal space is no fun!
1985
01:21:41,103 --> 01:21:42,270
Huh?
1986
01:21:43,038 --> 01:21:44,037
Charlie?
1987
01:21:44,038 --> 01:21:45,070
(WHINING)
1988
01:21:45,073 --> 01:21:46,905
Hey! There he is!
1989
01:21:46,908 --> 01:21:48,206
Let's go! Yeah! Here we go.
1990
01:21:48,207 --> 01:21:49,778
Come on. I'll get you
a ginger shot.
1991
01:21:50,779 --> 01:21:53,247
Don't rush it, pal.
The spot's gotta speak to you.
1992
01:21:54,414 --> 01:21:56,515
Look at you, you're like
a kid in a candy store.
1993
01:21:56,518 --> 01:21:57,551
(SNIFFING)
1994
01:21:59,854 --> 01:22:01,523
I might go for a run.
1995
01:22:03,457 --> 01:22:04,426
Maybe.
1996
01:22:06,927 --> 01:22:11,195
Whoa. Who's this mature,
young man standing at my door?
1997
01:22:11,198 --> 01:22:13,166
Oh, okay, yeah. Very funny.
1998
01:22:13,167 --> 01:22:14,766
So what's the occasion?
1999
01:22:14,769 --> 01:22:19,238
It's nothing. It's just this
dumb little piece of paper.
2000
01:22:22,143 --> 01:22:23,909
- I got an A.
- (LAUGHING)
2001
01:22:23,912 --> 01:22:25,210
Come on. We're going out.
2002
01:22:25,212 --> 01:22:27,947
Well, all right. Wise guy.
2003
01:22:27,948 --> 01:22:29,751
Let me get my jacket.
2004
01:22:31,885 --> 01:22:34,252
Hey! You look fantastic.
2005
01:22:34,253 --> 01:22:37,221
Oh, thank you. I...
You don't look too bad yourself.
2006
01:22:37,224 --> 01:22:39,158
What? This old thing?
2007
01:22:39,159 --> 01:22:41,594
I actually just bought this.
Brand new. Gucci.
2008
01:22:41,595 --> 01:22:43,360
- Full price, not cheap.
- Oh.
2009
01:22:43,363 --> 01:22:45,131
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
2010
01:22:45,132 --> 01:22:46,966
There you go.
2011
01:22:46,967 --> 01:22:48,533
What's this? A corsage?
2012
01:22:48,536 --> 01:22:50,069
No, no, no,
those are for your high heels
2013
01:22:50,070 --> 01:22:51,605
so they don't mess up
my carpet.
2014
01:22:52,707 --> 01:22:53,905
Oh, uh...
2015
01:22:53,908 --> 01:22:55,309
(CHUCKLES)
Of course.
2016
01:22:56,243 --> 01:22:57,475
(ENGINE RUMBLING)
2017
01:22:57,478 --> 01:22:59,478
(MUSIC BLARING ON STEREO)
2018
01:22:59,479 --> 01:23:01,913
Wow! That's really loud!
2019
01:23:01,916 --> 01:23:04,251
Yeah, I like to hear it
with my whole body.
2020
01:23:05,153 --> 01:23:06,420
Oh!
2021
01:23:07,386 --> 01:23:10,222
(TIRES SCREECHING)
2022
01:23:10,225 --> 01:23:13,091
♪ Oh-oh oh-oh-oh
2023
01:23:13,094 --> 01:23:15,796
♪ Oh-oh oh-oh
2024
01:23:16,831 --> 01:23:20,132
♪ Oh-oh oh-oh-oh
2025
01:23:20,135 --> 01:23:23,069
♪ The right stuff
2026
01:23:23,070 --> 01:23:26,139
♪ First time was
a great time ♪
2027
01:23:26,140 --> 01:23:29,041
♪ Second time was a blast...
2028
01:23:29,042 --> 01:23:31,010
- (CHUCKLES) -I'm so glad
to be a part of this.
2029
01:23:31,011 --> 01:23:33,979
Oh. Hey. Giant balloon dogs.
2030
01:23:33,981 --> 01:23:36,114
- TARA: You know it.
- Come on. How about a photo?
2031
01:23:36,117 --> 01:23:37,786
Yeah, I'd love to. Uh...
2032
01:23:38,987 --> 01:23:42,320
Oh, you just... mean a photo
of you by yourself.
2033
01:23:42,323 --> 01:23:43,822
Okay, that's cool.
2034
01:23:43,823 --> 01:23:46,690
- There you go.
- All right. Let's see it.
2035
01:23:46,693 --> 01:23:48,493
Oh, wait, no.
Actually, my nose looks weird.
2036
01:23:48,494 --> 01:23:49,661
Let's do another one.
2037
01:23:49,662 --> 01:23:51,029
I feel like
I should go check in.
2038
01:23:51,032 --> 01:23:52,497
Okay, great. And if you could
go up a little bit
2039
01:23:52,498 --> 01:23:53,532
and I'll stay down.
2040
01:23:53,533 --> 01:23:55,469
- Uh, okay.
- Okay, great.
2041
01:23:57,271 --> 01:23:58,604
I think I got it.
2042
01:23:58,605 --> 01:24:00,439
- There we are. There's my nose.
- Yeah.
2043
01:24:00,440 --> 01:24:01,841
- Uh-huh.
- Okay.
2044
01:24:01,842 --> 01:24:03,042
MIKE;
How about a post?
2045
01:24:03,043 --> 01:24:04,078
TARA: Oh. Yeah.
2046
01:24:06,014 --> 01:24:07,081
Giving back...
2047
01:24:08,048 --> 01:24:09,181
Hi.
2048
01:24:09,184 --> 01:24:11,152
...looks as good as it feels.
2049
01:24:11,953 --> 01:24:15,319
- Hashtag New Tricks Rescue.
- Uh-huh, that's us.
2050
01:24:15,322 --> 01:24:18,323
Hashtag Dr. Mike. Nice job.
2051
01:24:18,324 --> 01:24:20,158
- Thank you.
- Oh, let's go shake some hands.
2052
01:24:20,161 --> 01:24:21,661
Kiss some puppies.
2053
01:24:21,662 --> 01:24:22,561
Okay.
2054
01:24:22,564 --> 01:24:24,064
She cleans up nice.
2055
01:24:24,798 --> 01:24:26,532
Don't get me wrong.
You do, too.
2056
01:24:26,533 --> 01:24:29,100
Gertrude, you look
absolutely beautiful today.
2057
01:24:29,103 --> 01:24:30,403
(WHIMPERING)
2058
01:24:30,404 --> 01:24:34,172
♪ Oh-oh oh-oh-oh
2059
01:24:34,175 --> 01:24:36,707
♪ The right stuff
2060
01:24:36,710 --> 01:24:37,576
(APPLAUSE)
2061
01:24:37,578 --> 01:24:39,444
Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
2062
01:24:39,445 --> 01:24:42,314
I, uh, I had an ulterior motive
to bring you out here.
2063
01:24:42,317 --> 01:24:44,349
WALTER:
Ulterior. Good word.
2064
01:24:44,350 --> 01:24:46,484
- TYLER: See any that you like?
- (DOGS BARKING)
2065
01:24:46,487 --> 01:24:48,590
Well, I like 'em all.
They're all cute.
2066
01:24:49,489 --> 01:24:50,792
Let me rephrase that.
2067
01:24:51,626 --> 01:24:53,761
Do you see any
that you want to adopt?
2068
01:24:55,362 --> 01:24:56,862
I know you still miss Mabel.
2069
01:24:56,863 --> 01:25:00,033
But maybe it's time
for you to move on.
2070
01:25:02,170 --> 01:25:03,369
You know, Tyler,
2071
01:25:04,438 --> 01:25:06,506
I never wanted to adopt Mabel.
2072
01:25:07,407 --> 01:25:08,506
Really?
2073
01:25:08,507 --> 01:25:10,676
I always thought
dogs were a hassle.
2074
01:25:10,677 --> 01:25:12,579
More trouble
than they were worth.
2075
01:25:14,248 --> 01:25:17,685
But my wife, Addie, she pestered
me about it till I gave in.
2076
01:25:18,619 --> 01:25:21,087
(CHUCKLES):
We must've looked at a 100 dogs
2077
01:25:21,088 --> 01:25:22,655
before she chose Mabel.
2078
01:25:23,422 --> 01:25:26,658
"This one," she said,
"This is our dog."
2079
01:25:26,659 --> 01:25:28,395
(CHUCKLES)
She was right.
2080
01:25:29,697 --> 01:25:32,000
Mabel made our lives
just a little sweeter.
2081
01:25:34,569 --> 01:25:36,170
So when I lost my wife...
2082
01:25:37,372 --> 01:25:40,506
it felt like it was my job
to take care of Mabel.
2083
01:25:40,507 --> 01:25:43,144
Make sure she was as spoiled
as Addie wanted her to be.
2084
01:25:45,212 --> 01:25:47,845
As much as I miss Mabel,
the hardest part about all this
2085
01:25:47,847 --> 01:25:50,716
is feeling like
I let my wife down.
2086
01:25:51,853 --> 01:25:53,887
Walter, I think
Addie will understand.
2087
01:25:54,689 --> 01:25:56,421
I think she would want you
to be happy again.
2088
01:25:56,422 --> 01:26:00,091
Oh, I know.
And I am happy, I mean...
2089
01:26:00,094 --> 01:26:02,896
At least I'm getting there,
thanks to you.
2090
01:26:03,898 --> 01:26:04,863
To me?
2091
01:26:04,865 --> 01:26:06,801
Well, you got me
out of the house.
2092
01:26:07,533 --> 01:26:08,832
I'm wearing this damn suit,
2093
01:26:08,835 --> 01:26:11,072
I feel like I'm a part
of the world again, so...
2094
01:26:12,506 --> 01:26:14,042
thank you, pizza boy.
2095
01:26:14,841 --> 01:26:17,912
Thank you, y-your friendship
means a lot to me.
2096
01:26:20,648 --> 01:26:22,547
- You're not gonna like this.
- What?
2097
01:26:22,550 --> 01:26:24,283
- You're gonna hate me for this.
- Oh, no. Oh, no.
2098
01:26:24,284 --> 01:26:27,653
- Come on. Comin' in.
- Oh, oh, oh, okay.
2099
01:26:27,654 --> 01:26:30,088
(LAUGHING):
I forgive you.
2100
01:26:30,091 --> 01:26:33,225
- Just don't make it a habit.
- All right. All right.
2101
01:26:33,226 --> 01:26:34,828
This one's pretty cute, huh?
2102
01:26:35,828 --> 01:26:38,264
This one looks like
a little pain in the ass.
2103
01:26:38,265 --> 01:26:40,731
(WHIMPERING)
2104
01:26:40,734 --> 01:26:43,970
So, um, and when
he touched the shoe...
2105
01:26:43,971 --> 01:26:46,872
and this is a button and
this one is white and then...
2106
01:26:46,873 --> 01:26:50,109
Hey! What are you guys doing?
2107
01:26:50,110 --> 01:26:51,777
We're reading a book.
2108
01:26:51,779 --> 01:26:54,646
You are? But why
are you dressed like fairies?
2109
01:26:54,649 --> 01:26:59,018
Not fairies.
As fairy dinosaur princess.
2110
01:26:59,020 --> 01:27:00,921
Oh.
(CHUCKLES)
2111
01:27:02,055 --> 01:27:05,024
Amelia, I have some news
I have to tell you,
2112
01:27:05,025 --> 01:27:06,693
and it's kind of sad.
2113
01:27:08,695 --> 01:27:09,997
Okay, here it goes.
2114
01:27:10,731 --> 01:27:14,300
Um, you have been doing
such a great job
2115
01:27:14,301 --> 01:27:16,037
taking care of Mr. Snuggles.
2116
01:27:17,005 --> 01:27:18,503
Thank you.
2117
01:27:18,506 --> 01:27:20,740
And I know she loves
playing with you.
2118
01:27:21,475 --> 01:27:23,541
Uh, it's just...
2119
01:27:23,542 --> 01:27:26,177
we found out that Mr. Snuggles
2120
01:27:26,180 --> 01:27:28,115
has an owner named Walter.
2121
01:27:29,449 --> 01:27:31,716
- Walter?
- Yeah.
2122
01:27:31,719 --> 01:27:34,686
And Walter lost Mr. Snuggles
2123
01:27:34,689 --> 01:27:36,990
and he misses her very much.
2124
01:27:38,025 --> 01:27:40,994
So as much as we'd like
to keep Mr. Snuggles,
2125
01:27:41,796 --> 01:27:43,963
I'm afraid she's gonna
have to go back home.
2126
01:27:48,301 --> 01:27:50,036
Oh.
2127
01:27:50,037 --> 01:27:51,904
Yeah. I know.
2128
01:27:51,905 --> 01:27:54,273
I know, sweetie.
It's so sad.
2129
01:27:54,274 --> 01:27:56,077
And happy too.
2130
01:27:58,945 --> 01:28:00,078
How?
2131
01:28:00,081 --> 01:28:02,817
Mr. Snuggles gets
to go back home.
2132
01:28:05,386 --> 01:28:06,587
(SIGHS)
2133
01:28:07,521 --> 01:28:09,787
Yeah. Yes, she does.
2134
01:28:09,789 --> 01:28:11,891
And Walter will be happy too.
2135
01:28:14,594 --> 01:28:17,596
(CHUCKLES)
Walter will be very happy.
2136
01:28:18,498 --> 01:28:20,298
And I'm sure
he's gonna wanna thank you
2137
01:28:20,301 --> 01:28:21,668
for taking care of her.
2138
01:28:22,537 --> 01:28:25,172
Does it mean
we have to say goodbye now?
2139
01:28:26,807 --> 01:28:29,475
No. No, we don't have
to say goodbye now.
2140
01:28:29,478 --> 01:28:30,543
We can do that tomorrow.
2141
01:28:30,546 --> 01:28:32,712
- Yay!
- Mm-hmm.
2142
01:28:34,014 --> 01:28:36,082
GARRETT: I understand
why some people choose
2143
01:28:36,083 --> 01:28:37,748
not to adopt.
2144
01:28:37,751 --> 01:28:39,350
Life is hard enough as it is.
2145
01:28:39,353 --> 01:28:41,021
Why-why make it any harder?
2146
01:28:44,524 --> 01:28:45,859
So why are we here?
2147
01:28:46,828 --> 01:28:48,863
Why are we doing this?
2148
01:28:53,368 --> 01:28:54,336
It's for them.
2149
01:28:55,435 --> 01:28:58,503
You know, uh, for a lot of dogs
that come to New Tricks stores,
2150
01:28:58,506 --> 01:29:00,671
life has been really hard.
2151
01:29:00,673 --> 01:29:02,908
For some of them,
it's been downright cruel.
2152
01:29:04,177 --> 01:29:06,778
And yet, they find a way
2153
01:29:06,779 --> 01:29:10,717
to open their hearts to us
2154
01:29:11,452 --> 01:29:13,853
to love and to be loved,
2155
01:29:13,854 --> 01:29:15,988
and I-I find that beautiful.
2156
01:29:15,989 --> 01:29:18,091
And so, I'm asking you today
2157
01:29:19,024 --> 01:29:21,895
to find a way for you
to open up your heart.
2158
01:29:23,697 --> 01:29:26,663
Or your checkbook,
whichever one opens first
2159
01:29:26,666 --> 01:29:28,300
and let's find a new home
for New Tricks.
2160
01:29:28,301 --> 01:29:30,970
That would be amazing.
Any contribution will help.
2161
01:29:30,971 --> 01:29:34,172
Thank you so much. Um, oh,
and-and I just want to give
2162
01:29:34,175 --> 01:29:38,845
a quick shout-out to our
incredible party planner.
2163
01:29:39,581 --> 01:29:41,180
Tara, thank you so much.
2164
01:29:41,181 --> 01:29:43,481
Thank you for making
New Tricks your purpose.
2165
01:29:43,484 --> 01:29:47,185
All right, go drink, be merry,
Frunk will be back soon.
2166
01:29:47,188 --> 01:29:49,189
- Whoo!
- Have fun.
2167
01:29:50,490 --> 01:29:54,095
And adopt a dog. You wanna do
that one as well. Okay.
2168
01:29:56,296 --> 01:29:58,063
Whoo!
2169
01:29:58,064 --> 01:29:59,564
What is Frunk?
2170
01:29:59,567 --> 01:30:01,132
(CHUCKLES)
I have no clue.
2171
01:30:01,135 --> 01:30:02,835
Hey, hey,
it's Jimmy Johnston here.
2172
01:30:02,837 --> 01:30:04,770
We're at
the New Tricks Charity Event
2173
01:30:04,771 --> 01:30:06,337
in Griffith Park,
so come on down.
2174
01:30:06,340 --> 01:30:08,407
We have lots of fun,
we have lots of games
2175
01:30:08,408 --> 01:30:09,974
and food, food trucks.
2176
01:30:09,975 --> 01:30:12,545
Uh, come on down,
adopt your new best friend.
2177
01:30:12,546 --> 01:30:14,579
- I know.
- You never know who you...
2178
01:30:14,582 --> 01:30:16,881
Why does he have
to look so good?
2179
01:30:16,882 --> 01:30:19,385
- We havin' a good time?
- ALL: Yeah!
2180
01:30:19,386 --> 01:30:21,319
Right. You hear 'em.
Come on down to Griffith Park.
2181
01:30:21,322 --> 01:30:24,355
We have big dogs, we got
small dogs, long hair...
2182
01:30:24,358 --> 01:30:25,757
Don't do that.
2183
01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:27,792
Don't think you're
just gonna stare me down
2184
01:30:27,795 --> 01:30:29,228
and I'm gonna go to this thing.
2185
01:30:29,229 --> 01:30:30,796
I'm not going. Mnh-mnh.
2186
01:30:31,532 --> 01:30:32,998
I'm not going.
2187
01:30:34,201 --> 01:30:35,733
♪ Oh yeah
2188
01:30:35,734 --> 01:30:37,670
Where are you?
2189
01:30:37,671 --> 01:30:40,439
Where... Oh.
(GRUNTS)
2190
01:30:40,440 --> 01:30:41,640
♪ All right
2191
01:30:41,641 --> 01:30:42,975
♪ Say all right
2192
01:30:42,976 --> 01:30:45,179
- Oh, Elizabeth?
- Yeah. Elizabeth.
2193
01:30:46,447 --> 01:30:47,680
Griffith Park, yeah?
2194
01:30:47,682 --> 01:30:49,148
♪ Say all right
2195
01:30:49,149 --> 01:30:51,185
Great. Whew!
2196
01:30:52,654 --> 01:30:54,787
Oh, why-why are we...
2197
01:30:55,854 --> 01:30:57,956
You know what, I'm gonna run.
2198
01:30:57,957 --> 01:30:59,826
Yeah. I'm gonna run.
2199
01:31:02,996 --> 01:31:04,430
ELIZABETH:
Five stars.
2200
01:31:04,431 --> 01:31:06,899
♪ With all my heart
2201
01:31:06,900 --> 01:31:10,569
♪ I love you baby
2202
01:31:10,570 --> 01:31:12,671
JIMMY:
Mayor Caughlin.
2203
01:31:12,673 --> 01:31:14,340
- Channel 12 here.
- Hello, Jimmy.
2204
01:31:14,341 --> 01:31:16,041
JIMMY: How you doin' this evening?
Havin' a good time?
2205
01:31:16,042 --> 01:31:17,943
CAUGHLIN:
I am doing great this evening.
2206
01:31:17,944 --> 01:31:20,011
I think I adopted
three terriers
2207
01:31:20,012 --> 01:31:21,412
and a... and a small pony.
2208
01:31:21,414 --> 01:31:23,747
You're not gonna ask me
to dance, are you?
2209
01:31:23,750 --> 01:31:25,184
- May I?
- You may.
2210
01:31:25,185 --> 01:31:26,652
All right.
2211
01:31:26,654 --> 01:31:29,320
♪ Sweet love
2212
01:31:29,323 --> 01:31:32,890
♪ Hear me
callin' out your name ♪
2213
01:31:32,893 --> 01:31:36,761
♪ I feel no shame
I'm in love ♪
2214
01:31:36,764 --> 01:31:38,796
GARRETT: Hey, don't have
too much fun, okay.
2215
01:31:38,798 --> 01:31:40,033
- Hey.
- Hi.
2216
01:31:41,269 --> 01:31:43,103
Hey, thank you
for the kind words up there.
2217
01:31:43,837 --> 01:31:44,970
Yeah, of course.
2218
01:31:45,706 --> 01:31:46,770
How's it going?
2219
01:31:46,773 --> 01:31:48,439
- Um, amazing.
- Yeah?
2220
01:31:48,442 --> 01:31:52,077
Yeah, we got a bunch of people
to sign adoption applications.
2221
01:31:52,078 --> 01:31:53,078
Amazing.
2222
01:31:53,079 --> 01:31:55,213
Uh, a lot of elderly women
have told me
2223
01:31:55,216 --> 01:31:57,283
that I look
like Pee-wee Herman.
2224
01:31:57,284 --> 01:31:58,716
- So... I'm...
- Okay.
2225
01:31:58,719 --> 01:31:59,952
I'm taking it
as a compliment.
2226
01:31:59,953 --> 01:32:01,221
Yeah, I think
that's a good thing.
2227
01:32:02,088 --> 01:32:04,055
- A handsome Pee-wee Herman.
- Yes, thank you.
2228
01:32:04,057 --> 01:32:06,358
- You're welcome.
- How's, uh, how's the hot date?
2229
01:32:06,359 --> 01:32:09,529
Uh, a little chillier
than I expected.
2230
01:32:18,773 --> 01:32:20,271
Um, excuse me, I'm just...
2231
01:32:20,274 --> 01:32:22,140
- I need to get in there.
- Not right now, you don't.
2232
01:32:22,143 --> 01:32:23,876
I just need to talk
to my friend.
2233
01:32:23,877 --> 01:32:25,844
Not right now, you don't.
2234
01:32:25,845 --> 01:32:27,579
Uh... Okay.
2235
01:32:27,582 --> 01:32:30,083
Okay, fine. I'm gone.
2236
01:32:31,585 --> 01:32:32,918
(SIGHS)
2237
01:32:34,953 --> 01:32:36,788
- Jimmy!
- Liz.
2238
01:32:36,791 --> 01:32:38,690
- (GRUNTS)
- (WOMAN SCREAMS)
2239
01:32:38,693 --> 01:32:40,957
Marvin, is it finally
Code Orange?
2240
01:32:40,960 --> 01:32:42,261
- Liz?
- WOMAN: Move those dogs.
2241
01:32:42,262 --> 01:32:43,695
- Hey, hey, hey. I got her.
- Get off of me.
2242
01:32:43,698 --> 01:32:44,662
- I got her. I got her.
- Get...
2243
01:32:44,664 --> 01:32:46,364
- Sorry about that.
- Get...
2244
01:32:46,367 --> 01:32:48,069
I am not a crazy person.
2245
01:32:48,804 --> 01:32:49,769
Liz, what are you doing here?
2246
01:32:49,770 --> 01:32:51,171
Jimmy, I love...
2247
01:32:54,440 --> 01:32:55,375
dogs.
2248
01:32:57,545 --> 01:32:58,546
Is that it?
2249
01:32:59,779 --> 01:33:00,947
(SCOFFS)
No.
2250
01:33:01,681 --> 01:33:03,117
No, of course not. I...
2251
01:33:04,518 --> 01:33:08,088
I'm sorry that I wasn't there
for you, for Brandy, I...
2252
01:33:09,657 --> 01:33:11,158
She was wonderful.
2253
01:33:14,595 --> 01:33:16,228
Yes, she was.
2254
01:33:16,229 --> 01:33:17,163
Thank you.
2255
01:33:18,997 --> 01:33:20,733
I got you something.
2256
01:33:20,734 --> 01:33:21,932
What is it?
2257
01:33:21,935 --> 01:33:23,235
Uh, it's just a gift.
2258
01:33:23,970 --> 01:33:25,206
It's just, um...
2259
01:33:26,105 --> 01:33:27,939
It's just a little something.
2260
01:33:27,940 --> 01:33:29,707
(CHUCKLES)
2261
01:33:29,710 --> 01:33:32,246
Don't let the Tiffany box
fool you.
2262
01:33:44,557 --> 01:33:48,327
TARA: "I am I because
my little dog knows me.
2263
01:33:48,328 --> 01:33:49,462
Gertrude Stein."
2264
01:33:56,404 --> 01:33:57,404
I, um...
2265
01:33:59,305 --> 01:34:02,006
Are you okay? I'm sorry.
I-I didn't mean to upset you.
2266
01:34:02,009 --> 01:34:05,277
No, no. My God.
No, I'm not upset.
2267
01:34:05,279 --> 01:34:06,346
I'm happy.
2268
01:34:07,747 --> 01:34:11,083
This is the sweetest gift
that I've ever been given and...
2269
01:34:12,085 --> 01:34:14,819
You know, just being
a part of this,
2270
01:34:14,822 --> 01:34:18,724
it has given me
so much, I ju...
2271
01:34:18,725 --> 01:34:20,027
(SIGHS)
2272
01:34:21,761 --> 01:34:22,962
Hey.
2273
01:34:26,332 --> 01:34:27,501
This is all you.
2274
01:34:30,436 --> 01:34:32,703
You know, if someone would just
give this sweet girl a home,
2275
01:34:32,706 --> 01:34:34,137
my life would be complete.
2276
01:34:34,140 --> 01:34:37,676
Well, um, someone actually
adopted her this evening.
2277
01:34:37,677 --> 01:34:39,279
No way. Who?
2278
01:34:41,815 --> 01:34:43,317
I did. This guy.
2279
01:34:44,717 --> 01:34:47,555
You know, sometimes people don't
realize how amazing a dog is.
2280
01:34:48,622 --> 01:34:50,421
But, um...
2281
01:34:50,423 --> 01:34:52,692
I know how special she is,
and I-I realized
2282
01:34:52,694 --> 01:34:54,493
I didn't want to let her go.
2283
01:35:10,912 --> 01:35:12,212
What are you doing?
2284
01:35:13,613 --> 01:35:16,350
Well, I just realized
I didn't want to let you go.
2285
01:35:18,752 --> 01:35:22,118
And listen, I'm-I'm not saying
that we need to jump back
2286
01:35:22,121 --> 01:35:24,324
into a relationship, but...
2287
01:35:25,926 --> 01:35:28,894
I care about you.
And so does Sam.
2288
01:35:28,895 --> 01:35:31,195
And we would both
really love it
2289
01:35:31,198 --> 01:35:32,764
if we could spend...
2290
01:35:32,765 --> 01:35:34,167
God, I wanna kiss you
right now...
2291
01:35:36,369 --> 01:35:38,971
but I know you got your
whole rule about on camera PDA.
2292
01:35:38,974 --> 01:35:40,806
What? Cameras?
2293
01:35:40,809 --> 01:35:42,643
- Yeah. We're still, uh...
- Oh.
2294
01:35:43,376 --> 01:35:45,042
- Right. Cameras.
- Mm-hmm.
2295
01:35:45,043 --> 01:35:47,079
They can still hear me. Yeah.
2296
01:35:48,681 --> 01:35:49,847
Screw it.
2297
01:35:49,850 --> 01:35:52,286
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
2298
01:35:55,922 --> 01:35:58,789
They're gonna have
such beautiful babies.
2299
01:35:58,792 --> 01:36:01,393
I could have sworn
he was into me.
2300
01:36:01,395 --> 01:36:02,594
Wow, they're really covering
2301
01:36:02,595 --> 01:36:04,465
the hell out
of this charity event.
2302
01:36:05,265 --> 01:36:06,965
- By the way, I'm pregnant.
- What?
2303
01:36:06,966 --> 01:36:08,498
(LAUGHS)
Sorry.
2304
01:36:08,501 --> 01:36:09,701
(LAUGHING)
2305
01:36:09,703 --> 01:36:11,936
(BARKING)
2306
01:36:11,939 --> 01:36:14,238
(CROWD CHEERING)
2307
01:36:14,239 --> 01:36:16,172
♪ Who let the dogs out?
2308
01:36:16,175 --> 01:36:18,210
♪ Woof woof woof woof woof
2309
01:36:18,212 --> 01:36:19,978
♪ Who let the dogs out?
2310
01:36:19,979 --> 01:36:22,447
Ooh. Oh, oh.
This should be our song.
2311
01:36:22,448 --> 01:36:24,082
- No. Unh-unh.
- Yeah. Yea...
2312
01:36:24,083 --> 01:36:25,851
- Mnh-mnh.
- Mm-hmm.
2313
01:36:25,854 --> 01:36:28,153
♪ Who let the dogs out?
2314
01:36:28,154 --> 01:36:30,087
Uh, excuse me.
2315
01:36:30,090 --> 01:36:32,890
Oh. Uh, hey, Dr. Mike.
2316
01:36:32,893 --> 01:36:34,494
I thought we were on a date.
2317
01:36:36,529 --> 01:36:37,831
I changed my mind.
2318
01:36:39,097 --> 01:36:40,731
(BARKS)
2319
01:36:40,734 --> 01:36:43,404
All right. I guess I get that.
2320
01:36:45,271 --> 01:36:47,405
- He took that well. Yeah.
- I think so.
2321
01:36:47,408 --> 01:36:49,240
♪ Who let the dogs out?
2322
01:36:49,243 --> 01:36:51,043
♪ Woof woof woof woof woof
2323
01:36:51,046 --> 01:36:52,979
♪ Who let the dogs out?
2324
01:36:52,980 --> 01:36:54,715
♪ Woof woof woof woof woof
2325
01:36:55,815 --> 01:36:57,113
ADDIE (ON TV):
How did you...
2326
01:36:57,115 --> 01:37:00,854
Uh, I had one
just like this in college.
2327
01:37:02,188 --> 01:37:03,323
(ADDIE)
Gosh!
2328
01:37:04,057 --> 01:37:05,259
(LAUGHS)
2329
01:37:06,060 --> 01:37:09,194
Oh, my gosh.
Look at it inside!
2330
01:37:09,195 --> 01:37:11,029
This is so great, baby.
2331
01:37:11,032 --> 01:37:12,597
Aw, I apprec...
(KISSES)
2332
01:37:12,600 --> 01:37:14,100
I love you so much.
2333
01:37:18,304 --> 01:37:20,337
I love you so much, Walter.
2334
01:37:20,340 --> 01:37:21,907
Thank you so much.
2335
01:37:21,908 --> 01:37:24,274
Ah, come on, baby. Get in.
2336
01:37:24,277 --> 01:37:26,078
(PHONE RINGING)
2337
01:37:26,079 --> 01:37:27,845
Come on! Get in. Come on.
2338
01:37:27,847 --> 01:37:29,881
Let's go for a ride.
2339
01:37:29,882 --> 01:37:30,850
Hello?
2340
01:37:32,019 --> 01:37:33,186
Yes?
2341
01:37:34,755 --> 01:37:35,788
Yes, it is.
2342
01:37:38,391 --> 01:37:39,359
Oh.
2343
01:37:40,461 --> 01:37:41,292
(SOBBING)
2344
01:37:41,295 --> 01:37:43,764
Oh, that's...
th-that's wonderful.
2345
01:37:44,765 --> 01:37:45,865
Is Mabel okay?
2346
01:37:46,934 --> 01:37:49,335
Yeah, yeah, Mabel. Yes.
2347
01:37:50,302 --> 01:37:52,069
Oh, that-that's great.
2348
01:37:52,072 --> 01:37:54,105
No, no, no, no.
No, no problem. No problem.
2349
01:37:54,108 --> 01:37:55,743
I could meet you anywhere.
2350
01:37:57,112 --> 01:37:58,578
Yes, yes, I know it well.
2351
01:38:00,247 --> 01:38:01,846
Yes. Fantastic.
2352
01:38:01,849 --> 01:38:03,851
(CONTINUES, INDISTINCT)
2353
01:38:15,561 --> 01:38:16,764
(EXHALES)
2354
01:38:19,198 --> 01:38:21,268
Well, we found her,
sweetheart.
2355
01:38:22,636 --> 01:38:24,069
We found her.
2356
01:38:24,072 --> 01:38:26,038
RUTH:
Oh, I hear you.
2357
01:38:26,041 --> 01:38:28,175
(BLABBERING)
2358
01:38:29,077 --> 01:38:30,640
Hey, hey.
2359
01:38:30,643 --> 01:38:31,542
Hey!
2360
01:38:31,543 --> 01:38:32,810
Oh, my God,
you look amazing.
2361
01:38:32,813 --> 01:38:36,148
Oh... Thanks, we're doing
so much better.
2362
01:38:36,149 --> 01:38:38,449
- Hi, Charlie bear!
- What happened?
2363
01:38:38,452 --> 01:38:39,784
(SIGHS)
2364
01:38:39,787 --> 01:38:41,019
Carol happened.
2365
01:38:41,020 --> 01:38:42,453
Greg had to go back to work,
2366
01:38:42,456 --> 01:38:44,389
so his mom flew in to help us.
2367
01:38:44,390 --> 01:38:46,858
And she does everything
so much better than us.
2368
01:38:46,859 --> 01:38:49,795
You know, I got four hours
of sleep last night.
2369
01:38:49,796 --> 01:38:51,229
Oh, man, I'm sorry.
2370
01:38:51,230 --> 01:38:53,065
No, that's really good.
2371
01:38:53,068 --> 01:38:54,832
I'm really proud of you.
2372
01:38:54,835 --> 01:38:57,135
You're a single mom,
and you're doing it.
2373
01:38:57,136 --> 01:38:58,771
Well, I have Greg.
2374
01:38:59,939 --> 01:39:01,139
You're a single mom.
2375
01:39:01,140 --> 01:39:02,606
(BABY COOING)
2376
01:39:02,609 --> 01:39:03,574
Watch this.
2377
01:39:03,577 --> 01:39:05,944
- Frunk.
- RUTH: Oh, God.
2378
01:39:05,945 --> 01:39:07,881
Uh... Frunk.
2379
01:39:09,283 --> 01:39:11,083
Great. I'm gonna have
to say "Frunk"
2380
01:39:11,086 --> 01:39:12,516
any time I want him
to do anything?
2381
01:39:12,519 --> 01:39:14,586
You see,
Frunk can mean anything.
2382
01:39:14,587 --> 01:39:17,689
Well, I hope he wasn't
too much of a burden to you.
2383
01:39:17,690 --> 01:39:18,724
Oh, no, he was.
2384
01:39:18,725 --> 01:39:20,623
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- No, it's good.
2385
01:39:20,626 --> 01:39:23,694
I feel like I spend so much
of my time burdening you.
2386
01:39:23,697 --> 01:39:24,762
No.
2387
01:39:24,765 --> 01:39:27,164
I mean, you really, really
take care of me.
2388
01:39:27,167 --> 01:39:31,168
You lend me money, you give me
a place to stay when I need it,
2389
01:39:31,171 --> 01:39:32,604
you pay the insurance
of my van.
2390
01:39:32,605 --> 01:39:33,740
Wait, I do?
2391
01:39:34,908 --> 01:39:35,876
No.
2392
01:39:37,112 --> 01:39:38,679
AMELIA:
Can we visit her?
2393
01:39:40,047 --> 01:39:41,916
I don't know,
but we can certainly ask.
2394
01:39:43,315 --> 01:39:45,283
I'm sad, Mommy.
2395
01:39:48,555 --> 01:39:50,055
Oh.
2396
01:39:50,056 --> 01:39:52,123
I'm sad, too.
2397
01:39:52,126 --> 01:39:53,259
But you know what?
2398
01:39:53,993 --> 01:39:56,761
We are still a family.
Okay.
2399
01:39:56,764 --> 01:39:59,600
And families help each other
through sad times.
2400
01:40:01,769 --> 01:40:02,770
Do you want a hug?
2401
01:40:03,938 --> 01:40:04,872
Yeah?
2402
01:40:06,006 --> 01:40:07,305
Oh.
2403
01:40:09,442 --> 01:40:11,576
- WALTER: Mr. Chapman.
- Walter. Hey. Hello.
2404
01:40:11,578 --> 01:40:12,844
- All right.
- Yeah, nice to meet you.
2405
01:40:12,845 --> 01:40:14,212
- I've heard such great things.
- Pleasure.
2406
01:40:14,213 --> 01:40:15,546
Likewise.
2407
01:40:15,548 --> 01:40:17,414
Uh, Tyler is a good kid.
2408
01:40:17,417 --> 01:40:19,150
- He is a great kid. Yeah.
- Yeah.
2409
01:40:19,153 --> 01:40:22,220
Oh, uh, this stuff
is for you here. Um...
2410
01:40:22,222 --> 01:40:24,523
We, uh, we just picked up
a couple of things
2411
01:40:24,524 --> 01:40:26,125
- so the dog will be more comfortable.
- Okay.
2412
01:40:26,127 --> 01:40:27,461
All right.
2413
01:40:32,099 --> 01:40:33,431
You're a good dog.
2414
01:40:34,801 --> 01:40:35,735
Okay.
2415
01:40:37,136 --> 01:40:38,070
I gotta go.
2416
01:40:39,172 --> 01:40:40,841
Try not to miss me too bad.
2417
01:40:41,975 --> 01:40:43,710
I won't miss you at all.
2418
01:40:52,653 --> 01:40:55,386
- All right, I'll see you soon.
- Aw.
2419
01:40:55,387 --> 01:40:56,890
(WHIMPERS)
2420
01:40:59,193 --> 01:41:00,891
Dax, are you crying?
2421
01:41:00,894 --> 01:41:02,060
Yeah.
2422
01:41:02,061 --> 01:41:03,596
This is what happens.
2423
01:41:05,064 --> 01:41:07,097
Plus, I was maced, like...
2424
01:41:07,100 --> 01:41:09,268
- pretty recently.
- Okay. Okay.
2425
01:41:09,270 --> 01:41:11,903
So I can't control
when I'm tearin' up.
2426
01:41:11,904 --> 01:41:12,972
Oh!
2427
01:41:13,707 --> 01:41:16,077
He likes it when you put
these on his food.
2428
01:41:17,278 --> 01:41:19,944
- What is that...
- You remember when you said that I saved you?
2429
01:41:19,947 --> 01:41:21,947
I said no human food!
2430
01:41:21,948 --> 01:41:23,215
Okay, bye.
2431
01:41:23,216 --> 01:41:24,784
Love you. Bye, burden.
2432
01:41:26,787 --> 01:41:27,820
Del Taco?
2433
01:41:28,788 --> 01:41:29,957
(GRUNTING)
2434
01:41:40,868 --> 01:41:41,801
Mabel.
2435
01:41:42,734 --> 01:41:43,735
(CHUCKLES)
2436
01:41:45,005 --> 01:41:46,436
Good girl.
2437
01:41:46,439 --> 01:41:48,140
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
2438
01:41:49,909 --> 01:41:50,877
KURT:
Honey.
2439
01:42:05,391 --> 01:42:07,024
(WHINES)
2440
01:42:07,027 --> 01:42:08,728
(LAUGHING):
Hey!
2441
01:42:09,997 --> 01:42:11,596
Hey!
2442
01:42:13,431 --> 01:42:15,601
Well, don't you look
slim and trim.
2443
01:42:19,072 --> 01:42:21,171
- Well, hello!
- AMELIA: Hi.
2444
01:42:21,173 --> 01:42:23,942
- What's your name?
- Amelia Chapman.
2445
01:42:23,944 --> 01:42:26,043
Have you been taking care
of this dog, Amelia?
2446
01:42:26,046 --> 01:42:29,282
- Feeding her and walking her?
- Why, yes, I have.
2447
01:42:29,283 --> 01:42:30,780
Well, she looks so happy.
2448
01:42:30,783 --> 01:42:32,752
You must be doing
a great job.
2449
01:42:40,627 --> 01:42:42,894
Uh, well, sweetie,
I think it's probably time
2450
01:42:42,895 --> 01:42:44,695
we should say goodbye
to the doggie
2451
01:42:44,698 --> 01:42:46,600
so she can go back home.
2452
01:42:48,068 --> 01:42:49,533
Oh, um, we were wondering
2453
01:42:49,536 --> 01:42:51,369
if we could visit your dog
2454
01:42:51,372 --> 01:42:53,006
every once in a while.
2455
01:43:02,615 --> 01:43:03,951
I don't think so.
2456
01:43:05,051 --> 01:43:06,583
Oh. Okay.
2457
01:43:06,586 --> 01:43:08,354
We just thought we'd ask.
2458
01:43:08,355 --> 01:43:09,854
No, um, you misunderstood.
2459
01:43:09,855 --> 01:43:13,225
I mean... I don't think
you'll be able to visit
2460
01:43:13,226 --> 01:43:14,860
because there's been
a mistake.
2461
01:43:16,896 --> 01:43:18,463
This isn't my dog.
2462
01:43:20,466 --> 01:43:21,969
I'm sorry, what?
2463
01:43:23,536 --> 01:43:25,738
I'd say this is your dog.
2464
01:43:28,641 --> 01:43:30,041
Walter, you don't have
to do that.
2465
01:43:30,042 --> 01:43:34,113
What a lucky dog
to have such a sweet family.
2466
01:43:36,917 --> 01:43:39,516
- I don't know what to say here.
- No, nothing to say.
2467
01:43:39,519 --> 01:43:42,221
Just... misunderstanding,
that's all.
2468
01:43:43,588 --> 01:43:46,858
Well, the dog seems to like you
a lot, so, uh...
2469
01:43:46,859 --> 01:43:48,859
(CLEARS THROAT)
...if you'd like, you know,
2470
01:43:48,862 --> 01:43:50,328
we could meet up
in the park sometime.
2471
01:43:50,329 --> 01:43:51,998
Yes. Yes.
2472
01:43:53,567 --> 01:43:55,569
You know,
I'd like that very much.
2473
01:43:57,471 --> 01:43:58,970
Is that okay with you?
2474
01:43:58,971 --> 01:44:00,070
Of course.
2475
01:44:00,073 --> 01:44:02,408
Of course.
(CHUCKLES)
2476
01:44:02,409 --> 01:44:03,909
All right. Well...
2477
01:44:04,810 --> 01:44:07,511
I-I know you don't
know me, but...
2478
01:44:07,512 --> 01:44:08,645
- Aw.
- Thank you, thank you,
2479
01:44:08,646 --> 01:44:10,649
thank you, thank you,
thank you!
2480
01:44:12,551 --> 01:44:13,753
You're welcome.
2481
01:44:16,288 --> 01:44:17,555
(LAUGHS)
2482
01:44:17,556 --> 01:44:19,024
- Enjoy.
- Yeah.
2483
01:44:19,025 --> 01:44:20,925
- Thank you, sir.
- See you soon, huh?
2484
01:44:20,926 --> 01:44:21,859
- Yes.
- Yes.
2485
01:44:21,862 --> 01:44:22,796
All right.
2486
01:44:24,498 --> 01:44:27,931
Mommy, why are you crying?
Are you sad?
2487
01:44:27,934 --> 01:44:29,701
No.
2488
01:44:29,703 --> 01:44:31,203
No, I'm not sad, I'm happy!
2489
01:44:31,938 --> 01:44:34,306
Sometimes, people cry
when they're happy.
2490
01:44:46,586 --> 01:44:48,520
Well, good morning,
or should I say
2491
01:44:48,523 --> 01:44:50,288
wake up, LA.
2492
01:44:50,291 --> 01:44:53,391
We're here at the beach today
with my dog Sam.
2493
01:44:53,394 --> 01:44:56,226
JIMMY (ON TV): All dogs love
the beach, so come on down.
2494
01:44:56,229 --> 01:44:57,996
ELIZABETH (ON TV)
We do love the beach...
2495
01:44:57,997 --> 01:45:00,631
- (DOG WHIMPERS)
- Oh, hey, you!
2496
01:45:00,632 --> 01:45:04,202
Oh, I know your spot.
Right there. Yeah.
2497
01:45:04,203 --> 01:45:06,073
That's what you came for, huh?
2498
01:45:06,840 --> 01:45:09,207
Oh, well, now look at you.
2499
01:45:09,208 --> 01:45:11,141
Where'd you come from?
2500
01:45:11,144 --> 01:45:14,412
Oh, hello, beautiful!
2501
01:45:14,414 --> 01:45:16,747
Oh, look. Yeah, okay...
2502
01:45:16,750 --> 01:45:19,716
Sorry, Walter, one of the dogs
knows how to open up doors.
2503
01:45:19,717 --> 01:45:22,186
Ah, it's All right.
Mi casa su casa.
2504
01:45:22,189 --> 01:45:23,154
Ah...
2505
01:45:23,155 --> 01:45:26,059
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
2506
01:45:26,827 --> 01:45:30,427
- What?
- I took Spanish in high school.
2507
01:45:30,430 --> 01:45:32,796
Anyway, um... Look.
2508
01:45:32,798 --> 01:45:35,899
Walter, uh,
I know we kid, or I kid
2509
01:45:35,902 --> 01:45:38,537
and you stare blankly
at me, but, um,
2510
01:45:38,538 --> 01:45:40,472
I just wanna say
thank you so much
2511
01:45:40,475 --> 01:45:41,940
for opening up your home.
2512
01:45:42,774 --> 01:45:45,342
And I hope my thanking you
hasn't been annoying.
2513
01:45:45,345 --> 01:45:47,278
It is annoying. Please, stop.
2514
01:45:47,279 --> 01:45:48,612
(LAUGHS)
2515
01:45:48,613 --> 01:45:50,582
Message received.
2516
01:45:50,583 --> 01:45:52,516
- Uh... thank you.
- Okay.
2517
01:45:52,519 --> 01:45:54,186
Who wants to go outside?
2518
01:46:05,399 --> 01:46:06,731
Aww.
(LAUGHING)
2519
01:46:11,404 --> 01:46:12,738
Hey, baby.
2520
01:46:13,939 --> 01:46:15,773
- That's my girlfriend.
- Mm-hmm.
2521
01:46:15,774 --> 01:46:17,711
Oh, don't feed Darla.
Her tummy's upset.
2522
01:46:18,478 --> 01:46:20,279
- Hey, old man.
- Wise guy.
2523
01:46:23,015 --> 01:46:24,849
I hope it's not weird
we're dating.
2524
01:46:24,850 --> 01:46:27,255
No. No, I'm just happy
you're happy.
2525
01:46:28,488 --> 01:46:29,720
And to be honest,
2526
01:46:29,721 --> 01:46:32,024
I think you two are perfect
for each other.
2527
01:46:33,592 --> 01:46:34,792
Oh.
2528
01:46:35,661 --> 01:46:37,130
Mm, sweet.
2529
01:46:38,965 --> 01:46:40,100
Thank you.
2530
01:46:41,467 --> 01:46:43,737
(DOGS BARKING)
2531
01:46:44,738 --> 01:46:46,171
Have you seen Gertrude?
2532
01:46:46,172 --> 01:46:48,206
ELIZABETH (ON TV):
Who is this little guy?
2533
01:46:48,207 --> 01:46:49,841
JIMMY (ON TV): Oh, my God. I didn't
know my friend Scotch was coming
2534
01:46:49,842 --> 01:46:51,644
to visit me today.
2535
01:46:51,645 --> 01:46:53,244
Is she yours?
2536
01:46:53,247 --> 01:46:54,810
Nope, she's ours.
2537
01:46:54,813 --> 01:46:56,779
- Wanna hold her?
- Yes, I wanna hold her.
2538
01:46:56,782 --> 01:46:57,916
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
2539
01:46:57,917 --> 01:46:59,617
Hey, what is this?
What is this?
2540
01:46:59,618 --> 01:47:00,885
(GASPS)
2541
01:47:00,886 --> 01:47:02,386
No.
2542
01:47:02,389 --> 01:47:03,854
Jimmy, I...
2543
01:47:03,856 --> 01:47:05,257
JIMMY (ON TV):
Elizabeth...
2544
01:47:06,560 --> 01:47:07,894
will you marry me?
2545
01:47:11,198 --> 01:47:12,597
- Yes!
- Yes?
2546
01:47:12,600 --> 01:47:13,997
- Yes, of course.
- Yes?
2547
01:47:14,000 --> 01:47:16,268
(BARKING)
2548
01:47:16,270 --> 01:47:18,101
- Sam. Where's Sam? Sam!
- Yeah, get Sam. Get Sam.
2549
01:47:18,104 --> 01:47:19,636
Get Sam.
2550
01:47:19,639 --> 01:47:21,240
Come here. Oh, yes.
2551
01:47:22,309 --> 01:47:23,640
Come here, baby.
2552
01:47:23,643 --> 01:47:27,045
♪ Come and take
a ride with me ♪
2553
01:47:27,046 --> 01:47:30,113
♪ Kissing on your wrist
so casually ♪
2554
01:47:30,115 --> 01:47:32,618
♪ Livin' out
a public fantasy ♪
2555
01:47:32,619 --> 01:47:36,689
♪ Oh you stop in every row
2556
01:47:36,690 --> 01:47:40,359
♪ You kiss me oh
2557
01:47:40,360 --> 01:47:42,292
♪ Plain to see
2558
01:47:42,295 --> 01:47:46,829
♪ You're the face
I wanna call on ♪
2559
01:47:46,832 --> 01:47:48,932
♪ So what's
another minute baby ♪
2560
01:47:48,935 --> 01:47:51,301
♪ You and me
2561
01:47:51,304 --> 01:47:55,806
♪ Are the reason why hearts
are made of gold ♪
2562
01:47:55,809 --> 01:47:59,911
"Scene 108-C, role 15,
take three." Nailed it.
2563
01:47:59,912 --> 01:48:01,813
♪ Who let the dogs out?
2564
01:48:01,814 --> 01:48:04,050
♪ Woof woof woof woof woof
2565
01:48:06,720 --> 01:48:08,219
TARA:
Oh, look at these guys.
2566
01:48:08,220 --> 01:48:10,121
Looks like you're
in deep Shih Tzu.
2567
01:48:10,122 --> 01:48:12,457
You know, I'm actually surprised
you knew these were Shih Tzus.
2568
01:48:12,458 --> 01:48:13,625
I know my dogs.
2569
01:48:13,627 --> 01:48:15,760
You know your Shih Tzu
about Shih Tzus.
2570
01:48:15,761 --> 01:48:17,161
(LAUGHING)
2571
01:48:17,162 --> 01:48:19,529
- Dude, your dog is fat.
- WALTER: Excuse me?
2572
01:48:19,532 --> 01:48:21,399
Oh, I'm sorry,
what I meant to say is
2573
01:48:21,400 --> 01:48:22,766
your dog is super fat.
2574
01:48:22,769 --> 01:48:23,801
Excuse me?
2575
01:48:23,802 --> 01:48:24,769
What I meant to say is
2576
01:48:24,770 --> 01:48:26,372
if your dog gets any bigger,
2577
01:48:26,373 --> 01:48:28,306
its feet won't be able
to touch the ground.
2578
01:48:28,309 --> 01:48:29,375
Excuse me?
2579
01:48:29,377 --> 01:48:30,974
I feel like if I hit
your dog hard enough,
2580
01:48:30,975 --> 01:48:32,112
candy will fly out.
2581
01:48:32,911 --> 01:48:35,148
- (LAUGHING)
- WALTER (LAUGHING): Excuse me?
2582
01:48:36,750 --> 01:48:38,649
Ow, that's inside
my ear canal.
2583
01:48:38,652 --> 01:48:40,984
Ew. He's talking
into my ear canal.
2584
01:48:40,987 --> 01:48:43,789
Oh, no, it's too early to play.
Too early to play.
2585
01:48:44,823 --> 01:48:46,823
♪ Who let the dogs out?
2586
01:48:46,826 --> 01:48:48,993
♪ Woof woof woof woof
2587
01:48:48,994 --> 01:48:50,497
Wanna hear
a real band name?
2588
01:48:51,797 --> 01:48:54,131
- Foghat.
- RUTH: Great name.
2589
01:48:54,132 --> 01:48:56,033
DAX: Foghat is just
two words put together.
2590
01:48:56,034 --> 01:48:58,069
It-it paints
a whole picture.
2591
01:48:58,070 --> 01:49:01,439
DAX: Yeah, of a fog
with a hat on top of it.
2592
01:49:01,440 --> 01:49:02,806
- Yes.
- How does it...
2593
01:49:02,809 --> 01:49:04,377
(CHUCKLES)
2594
01:49:07,079 --> 01:49:08,945
I'm sorry. Is this weird?
2595
01:49:08,948 --> 01:49:12,015
No. No, no, no, no, no.
It-it's just turning me on
2596
01:49:12,018 --> 01:49:13,585
in like a really weird way.
2597
01:49:13,587 --> 01:49:14,988
So I'm into it.
2598
01:49:16,556 --> 01:49:18,954
(LAUGHING)
2599
01:49:18,957 --> 01:49:21,525
♪ But they say hey man
dat is part of the party ♪
2600
01:49:21,528 --> 01:49:22,893
♪ Yepee ah yo
2601
01:49:22,895 --> 01:49:24,996
♪ To put a woman in front
and they man behind ♪
2602
01:49:24,997 --> 01:49:26,930
♪ I hear a woman shout out
who let the dogs... ♪
2603
01:49:26,932 --> 01:49:28,399
JIMMY:
Ow! I'm sorry, Brandy.
2604
01:49:28,400 --> 01:49:29,966
Oh, oh... Ow.
2605
01:49:29,969 --> 01:49:33,639
- ♪ Who let the dogs out?
- ♪ Woof woof woof
2606
01:49:33,640 --> 01:49:35,172
This morning, he was like,
2607
01:49:35,175 --> 01:49:38,009
"Whoa, some of your hair's dark
and some some of it's light."
2608
01:49:38,011 --> 01:49:40,079
And I was like, "Thank you."
2609
01:49:41,081 --> 01:49:43,581
He got me this jacket
which is disgusting,
2610
01:49:43,582 --> 01:49:45,182
but I can't stop wearing it.
2611
01:49:45,185 --> 01:49:48,019
Look at these sleeves.
It's stupid.
2612
01:49:48,020 --> 01:49:49,119
It smells like his house.
2613
01:49:49,122 --> 01:49:52,457
- (AMY CACKLING)
- MAN: And cut.
2614
01:49:52,458 --> 01:49:54,158
♪ Who let the dogs out?
2615
01:49:54,159 --> 01:49:56,493
♪ Woof woof woof woof woof
2616
01:49:56,496 --> 01:49:58,061
♪ Who let the dogs out?
2617
01:49:58,064 --> 01:49:59,930
♪ Woof woof woof woof woof
2618
01:49:59,932 --> 01:50:01,600
♪ Last year in the dance
you had a ball... ♪
2619
01:50:01,601 --> 01:50:04,336
Can you answer a question
with more than two words?
2620
01:50:04,337 --> 01:50:05,569
I can.
2621
01:50:05,572 --> 01:50:06,903
DAX:
Okay, how did you get
2622
01:50:06,904 --> 01:50:08,271
to rehearsal today?
2623
01:50:08,274 --> 01:50:09,274
By car.
2624
01:50:10,007 --> 01:50:11,942
How many instruments
did you learn to play
2625
01:50:11,944 --> 01:50:13,512
before you learned
to play the drums?
2626
01:50:14,646 --> 01:50:16,881
- Just drums.
- Just... God! Jes...
2627
01:50:16,882 --> 01:50:18,949
All right. You know what?
2628
01:50:18,952 --> 01:50:21,121
(LAUGHING)
2629
01:50:23,288 --> 01:50:24,789
JIMMY:
What kind of car you drive?
2630
01:50:24,792 --> 01:50:25,922
I drive a Fiat.
2631
01:50:25,925 --> 01:50:27,057
What's the most people
you ever fit
2632
01:50:27,060 --> 01:50:28,694
into the... into one
of those cars?
2633
01:50:28,695 --> 01:50:30,427
You can fit one passenger
and then two in the back.
2634
01:50:30,430 --> 01:50:31,762
It's not always...
It's not like...
2635
01:50:31,765 --> 01:50:33,663
That thing about clowns
going in,
2636
01:50:33,666 --> 01:50:34,865
a bunch of us, it's...
2637
01:50:34,868 --> 01:50:36,667
- We don't do that.
- Oh, man.
2638
01:50:36,668 --> 01:50:38,002
No, it's not safe.
2639
01:50:38,003 --> 01:50:39,337
Did you always know
you wanted to be a clown?
2640
01:50:39,338 --> 01:50:42,875
(SIGHS) No, I got into
it in my late 30s.
2641
01:50:42,877 --> 01:50:44,041
Which is not usual.
2642
01:50:44,042 --> 01:50:45,109
Why do you do this?
2643
01:50:45,110 --> 01:50:46,176
Why do you do this every time?
2644
01:50:46,179 --> 01:50:48,045
Give me them kisses.
Oh, yes.
2645
01:50:48,046 --> 01:50:49,980
- Greg!
- Oh, that's such a cutie.
2646
01:50:49,983 --> 01:50:51,884
RUTH: Greg!
2647
01:50:51,886 --> 01:50:53,484
Greg!
2648
01:50:53,485 --> 01:50:54,385
Greg!
2649
01:50:54,386 --> 01:50:55,886
- Greg!
- Greg!
2650
01:50:55,889 --> 01:50:57,220
RUTH: What is this?
Weekend at Bernie's?
2651
01:50:57,222 --> 01:50:58,588
- Greg!
- Greg, wake up!
2652
01:50:58,591 --> 01:50:59,524
He might be sick.
2653
01:50:59,525 --> 01:51:01,091
(LAUGHING)
2654
01:51:01,094 --> 01:51:03,795
I-I feel pain in my brain
and in my toes.
2655
01:51:03,796 --> 01:51:05,262
It feels like
there's a small child,
2656
01:51:05,265 --> 01:51:07,832
like, scratching his way
out of my face.
2657
01:51:07,835 --> 01:51:09,233
It's like in my molars.
2658
01:51:09,234 --> 01:51:12,070
It feels like someone's washing
a pan in my eyes.
2659
01:51:12,971 --> 01:51:16,073
♪ Get back
you flea-infested mongrel ♪
2660
01:51:16,074 --> 01:51:18,677
♪ Uh yeah what up?
2661
01:51:20,145 --> 01:51:21,345
- ♪ Gimme little dog
- ♪ Woof
2662
01:51:21,346 --> 01:51:23,012
♪ Down to bongo
found the bong ♪
2663
01:51:23,015 --> 01:51:24,215
♪ And I bang the gong-o
2664
01:51:24,216 --> 01:51:26,386
(SONG CONTINUES, INDISTINCT)
2665
01:51:35,360 --> 01:51:36,328
♪ Woof
2666
01:51:46,538 --> 01:51:48,773
DANIELLE:
That'll be $350.
2667
01:51:48,774 --> 01:51:50,041
I've raised my rates.
2668
01:51:50,042 --> 01:51:51,676
You can just do that?
2669
01:51:51,677 --> 01:51:53,743
Yes. Yes, I can.
2670
01:51:53,746 --> 01:51:55,414
And I did. Just now.
2671
01:52:03,122 --> 01:52:04,655
♪ Yepee ah yo
2672
01:52:04,658 --> 01:52:06,390
(SCREAMING)
2673
01:52:06,391 --> 01:52:07,659
(LAUGHING)
2674
01:52:09,462 --> 01:52:11,663
- ♪ Who let the dogs out?
- ♪ Yepee ah yo
2675
01:52:13,131 --> 01:52:15,432
- ♪ Who let the dogs out?
- ♪ Yepee ah yo
2676
01:52:15,435 --> 01:52:17,435
(LAUGHING)
2677
01:52:17,436 --> 01:52:19,204
Let's wrap
this Shih Tzu up.
2678
01:52:20,774 --> 01:52:22,643
♪ Who let the dogs out?
2679
01:52:24,143 --> 01:52:26,010
♪ Who let the dogs out?
2680
01:52:26,011 --> 01:52:29,881
♪ A doggie is nothing
if he don't have a bone ♪
2681
01:52:29,882 --> 01:52:31,815
♪ Who let the dogs out?
2682
01:52:31,818 --> 01:52:33,518
♪ Woof woof woof woof woof
2683
01:52:33,520 --> 01:52:35,987
♪ A doggie is nothing
if he don't have... ♪
2684
01:52:35,988 --> 01:52:37,822
- Frunk, right?
- Mm-hmm.
2685
01:52:37,823 --> 01:52:39,155
What does that stand for?
2686
01:52:39,158 --> 01:52:40,490
It could mean anything.
It could mean...
2687
01:52:40,493 --> 01:52:42,561
Could it mean
a terrible name for a band?
2688
01:52:43,963 --> 01:52:46,131
Okay. Charlie, sic him.
2689
01:52:47,001 --> 01:52:48,667
Charlie, kill.
2690
01:52:48,668 --> 01:52:50,201
Charlie, rip him to shreds.
2691
01:52:50,203 --> 01:52:52,003
I don't know
if your dog's into it.
2692
01:52:52,006 --> 01:52:53,637
Oh, yeah?
2693
01:52:53,640 --> 01:52:55,542
Charlie, sit.
2694
01:52:58,845 --> 01:52:59,979
Good dog.
2695
01:52:59,980 --> 01:53:01,100
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