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Shut up. You are such a silly man.

You think I don't know what my job is.

All I do is create chaos.

That is what you're going to get.

Trust me, I'm quite serious.

I already started putting more money

into groups of little punks in Grozny,

nationalistic skinheads...

Doesn't matter.

Doesn't matter.

Listen. Two things matter:

They need to have a good name

so that they seem like a movement.

But then also crucial is we have to fund

the little whatever-they're-called
young socialists

or whatever is the opposite.

Yes. Non-skinheads.

Hey... get some hippie
kids from the university

who listen to folk music and
love gays and Pussy Riot

and the "power to the people."

Yes. Exactly.

It definitely will confuse some people.

We need to confuse some people.

We got this.

The takeaway here is, I am on a trip.

I will be right back.

It is personal.

That is why they are
called personal days.

Just tell them, "You either ride with us"

or collide with us.

Yes, you might say,
"You have no choice."

Or "My way or the highway."

But someone who is a non-idiot

might say what I have suggested.

You are aware that
sometimes you come off

like you've never managed
a democracy before.

Peace.

My God.

I do not even really have
time to take a shower.

She's supposed to get here at 8:00.

You'll never be sad

if you take a shower
before you meet a woman.

How's your room?
- It's a dump.

It's fine. It's identical to this one.

"What a dump! What's that from?"

Liz Taylor doing Bette Davis.

I know! That's what she
says. She asks that.

She says "What's this from?"

It's in the play, it's not me.
- I know.

But seriously, why did
you choose this place?

Yeah, I did not want to come on

too strong, you know. Too fancy.

She seems very down-to-earth
in her emails.

Well, I won't be out too late tonight.

If this one-horse town has no piano bar,

I will search out this famous "Walmart."

It's so nice to see how different
countries do their packaging.

I love it.

There I will buy a six-pack of beer

because for some reason
there is no hotel bar here.

Which was definitely your mistake.

You know something, most girls
do not want to meet a man

for the first time in a motel room.

I explained the situation
and I already said

there will be security
here and all that.

She understands. It's normal.

It's normal perhaps for
some kind of important

political technologist in our country,

but for her it's non-standard.

Let me see you.

Bars, public spaces, that's normal.

No, no, no.

I'm sure it's fine.

You trust each other. I get it.

Well.

I am not going to try to sleep with her.

I'm going to try to
really make a connection.

Hi, I'm Darla Andrews. I'm...

Okay, um... yeah.

Ms. Darla Andrews.

Hi.

Hello.
- Hi, I'm Darla.

Ochin' priyatna. So nice
to meet you, Darla.

I'm so sorry, but I have to run.

You must be Nathan.

Ciao. "Nathan."

Thank you for coming to meet me.

I was looking forward to it.

Yes, please. This way.

Thank you.
- Yes.

It's fancy.

I have very much enjoyed
our correspondence.

I...

I just think you're such a great writer.

It has been such a pleasure. Really.

I am an amateur at best.

No.

You are very lovely in person.

Thank you.

I hope I look like my picture.

At least enough.

Totally! Do not worry!

Unbelievable!

Fuck my mother.

I have to take this.

So sorry for the swearing.

I did not want to be called
when I am just meeting you.

Bastards.

You do very high-level
English language swearing.

Hello.

Yes. I told you I was doing it.

Hell yes, I told everybody
I was doing it.

Thanks.

The question you need to be asking is,

how can you afford not to
back your own enemies?

No rational person would do that,

so then how can they
understand that we did it?

Exactly! They can't.
- Thank you.

Some biker gangs are also supporting us.

And I have a Black Panther type thing

in the works I haven't
even announced yet.

That's right, baby!

They won't even know what hit them!

Bam! Be gone.

All right.

I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to eavesdrop,
but you seen like you've been

a little modest about
having such a fancy job.

I do not admire false modesty.

It's true that in my country
I have some influence.

The people we are discussing

will be like your cartoon characters,

with the birds and the stars
spinning around the head area.

Bam!

But although I have been
a person of influence,

that is not why I am here.

I don't think you came all this way

just to like, "influence" me.

A side effect of having influence

is that it can be distorting
to you personally.

Like how, um... rich people never know

if someone really likes them
or just wants their money?

Yes, I would expect it would be similar.

It is a funhouse mirror, in a way,

and then you forget what
you really look like.

I used to know more rich people,
and they had worries like that.

I used to make more
money, too, that's why...

I mean, I'm-I'm doing
good. I'm fine now.

I'm great, actually.
This looks delicious.

I'm glad that it appeals to you.

So, where you're from,
um, what does it signify

when a man wears, um...

So, you are a veterinarian?

Um... almost.

I am a veterinary nurse.

You care for baby animals.

Yup, and they love it.

You, put the medicines

in their eyes and their ears.

Yeah, all that.

That is nice, isn't it?

Yeah. It's so pure, how
people love their pets.

Sometimes it is hard, though, when I...

when I can't help them, but
it's always really real.

And that can be hard to come by.

What is that supposed to mean?

Nothing. I...

I'm so sorry.

Sometimes I stress myself out.

Of course, you are just talking about,

"keeping it real," right?

Exactly. Yeah.

It's just, you know...

talking about my job.

Do you like vodka?

Yeah.

I know gay guys who make
it a point not to lisp,

and French guys who make it
a point not to womanize.

But no.

I had to be a Russian who likes vodka.

But at least I am not provincial...

this vodka... is Canadian.

Spasibo.

To my first

international Internet date.

Mine, too, actually.

International.

Yes. But, domestic?

I mean, I've tried. You know.

What were they like, the others?

Jeez.

Um, well, one guy,

started telling me
on the second drink

how badly he wanted to have kids.

Oof.

So... yeah.

Do you really want to hear about this?

Okay, well,

I really don't care what a guy's job is,

but I did notice when I
started going on these dates,

that all of them, the rich
ones and the poor ones,

they all seem to think that they
should be doing better by now.

You know? Like making more money,

or just being happier.

It's really tender when a stranger

shares something intimate with you.

You know?

They didn't even know
they're transmitting it,

but they were blaring it
like neon signs of sadness.

Every single one of them.

Was it a lot?

Sometimes.

Some of them just more of like a...

like a slight melancholy vibe.

Guys... Was it a lot of guys?

Um...

Well, I didn't sleep with them...

all.

Good. All good.

'Scusey! I... so sorry.

You see, I'd like to get to know
more about you, as a person.

One of my best qualities is my attentive

listening and my interest in others.

Idiots.

Do you prefer fish or chicken?

Fish.

It was the same when I
worked in reality TV.

Listening, observation.

You guys have reality TV?

Of course we do.

Do you know that sometimes
it isn't totally real?

You know, I think that it used to be

more real, but then it became obvious...
- The way you hold attention...

that they're just casting people that...
- tease people, make them wait,

dazzle them with spectacle...
- we know are gonna flame out...

is very structured.
- Or be like, "I didn't come here"

"to make friends."
- It's not all literally true.

We are saying the same thing,

in fact.

Yeah.

Um... well, I,

have to say I think it's really
great that you've been able

to stay so creative while
having a government job.

You know, those two things seem really

different in my mind,
but what do I know?

Um, I was really sad I
couldn't read your book.

I looked for it, but I
couldn't find it in English.

It is a wonderful book,

but I didn't write it.

You didn't write it?

No.

I wish.

It has somebody else's name on it.

Someone else named Nathan Ivanovich?

That is not my name.

A pen name...

I guess so.

Do you like the fish?

So what's your real name?

You know, I also designed a city.

Did I tell you about that?

It's not finished yet, but
maybe you could come see it.

What do you like to be called?

I am like the guy who wanted
to have a baby with you

on the second drink.

I did not mean to invite
you to Russia so soon.

I apologize.

Why did you want me to
call you by your pen name?

I didn't say it was my pen name.

I mean, the book is a piece of shit.

Ivanovich is a Hamlet-obsessed hack.

I would've been totally
embarrassed to have written it.

Let me sign you a copy.

Well, whomever he is,

why do you think he's
obsessed with Hamlet?

Are you kidding?

All Russians should be
obsessed with Hamlet.

It is the story of power-obsessed men

with small areas of total dominion,

the occasional murder by poisoning

and a basic inability
to tell what is real,

what is a ghost, what's happening,

who's crazy, and who's sane.

It's brilliant.

What do your friends call you?

That again?

Seriously.

Pardon?

I still didn't catch it.

Hey, what is your favorite
kind of Russian music?

I don't really know
any Russian music.

I did hear those guys out there,

but, that's about it.

Okay, so in this country,

when a man wears a piece
of jewelry on this finger,

it typically signifies...

Nom de plume.

No, that he's married.

So...

Okay, I know that sometimes
people lie on their profiles,

like tell little white lies like
about their height or their age...

Nom de guerre like "The
Fox," or "The Jackal."

No. That's...

No, I think that there's a
language barrier, 'cause what I...

Pen name.
- Right.

Real name.

That's a pen name, and then
what's your real name?

Pen name.
- Right, that's a pen name.

Real name, pen name, real name.

Don't matter what you call me.

Realest in the game.

Yeah! You know what time it is!

I have my whole squad up in here!

What?

No? Well, okay.

Okay, then.

Gentlemen, give us a minute.

I thought you were going
to this famous "Walmart."

Overrated.

Are you okay?

We have a salad course.

Would you like a salad course?

I... I don't need a salad course. Um...

I'm very flattered.

You're an incredible
singer, and dancer...

and rapper.

There's still an elephant
in the room, though.

Excuse me just a moment.

What's his real name?

You're still on that?

I don't understand,

our emails were so promising.

I know what it's like.

You do?
- Sure.

Being pampered by a charismatic
leader in a hotel room...

where maybe even he thinks
he's in love with you.

Plus, power is intoxicating.

So is vodka.
- Isn't that what dates are for?

You squint at things and try
to see the best in a guy.

I like giving people the
benefit of the doubt.

I do.

Wait, are you in character right now?

Often. I lose track.

You didn't even Google him?

I didn't think I needed to.

We'd been emailing for months.

I thought...
- Girl, it's not that hard.

Especially after Crimea.

When I walked in here,

he was wearing a wedding ring.

But when I checked again, he wasn't.

And then I swear he just was.

He can be a little bit indecisive
about his self-presentation.

Girl. Seriously, what are you doing?

I don't know.

You know what, you're a grown woman.

Figure it out.

Alas, Nathan Ivanovich.

I never knew you.

I don't know what is,
only what seems to be.

Or not to be.

How do we even hold up this heavy life,

which I myself have had
a hand in reducing

down to bare survival?

Survival.

Survival sucks, but it is possible

death is worse.

Of all the things I have been party to,

I, who have the power

to bend the course of history,

have come up against a problem...

one small woman...

and who to be to her.

I should be real to her.

Unless I am corroded to my depth.

I am out of scale. I feel myself so.

I should give it a whirl.

Are you married?

Well, yes and no.

I just Googled you.

And if I'm not mistaken,

you have a wife.

You can Google me?

Yeah. I can.

It was pretty easy, too.

It would've been easier
if you didn't have

so many pseudonyms.

So, do you and your wife have
some sort of arrangement?

Yes and no.

What's that supposed to mean?

Well, I mean, sort of.

There's no sort of.

Either you're married or you aren't,

or your wife and you have an
arrangement or you don't.

Don't get upset.

I'm not upset.

I just need to know.

I mean, I'm not above casual sex,

but I think we both know
that's not why we're here.

I really liked writing to you
and I like talking to you

and now we're in a hotel
room and I need to know.

Why didn't you ask me
before about being married.

Because you checked the box.

What box?

The one about being single.

Oops.

Did you lie about the
sex questions, too?

No. No, no, no, no. Of course not.

Never.

It would mess up the algorithm.

What's the point of having
a girlfriend or a mistress

or whatever it is you want me to be

if you're just gonna act
the same way you do

at home, or at work, or whatever?

I know.

This is the tragedy of my life.

Do you know the tragedy of my life?

No.

I know. Because you never asked me.

You're really charming on the Internet,

but then in person,
you don't even ask me

shit like what's the tragedy of my life

or even if my parents are alive.

I know your parents are
alive because it came up

in the email when you
went back to Wisconsin.

For my dad's funeral.

This is not my first language.

Don't you even wanna try being honest

just for like one day,
like for an experiment?

Look, I need to be around someone real,

and, Darla, I can feel that about you.

You are so freaking real.

And... all I do is create chaos...

which is remarkably effective...

but you are actually, truly real.

And that-that is what I need.

That is why I am here.

I'm sorry. I... I'm gonna go.

No, no, no, no, no! Please, please.

Please stay just for a little longer.

Hey, stay for dessert.

A wonderful white chocolate mousse.

I need to go.

My God.

_

No, no, no,

they are saying that
it is not safe for you

to leave because there is a... wildfire.

I don't see any wildfire.

_

_

Yes. They are saying
there is a shooting.

It's not safe for you to go.

I didn't hear any shooting, did you?

Some threat of shooting

or a bomb threat or something like that.

I don't believe you.

All right.

My God!

They lock it from the outside?

No, no, please, please relax.

You'll break the knob.

Thank you for staying.

It means a lot to me.

There is so much to say about
the tragedy of my life.

And from your writing,

I believe you will really be
able to understand the pains

that come from being

such an important
political technologist.

You see, it started when I was a child.

At the academy in the mountains,

the Ural Mountains.

They can be beautiful...

but they can be deadly.