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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:32,378 !!!Greetings!!! Encoded By nItRo www.300mbfilms.com & 300mbfilms.org 2 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:46,130 (Paul) You know what? 3 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:47,941 The movie got to have a beautiful happy ending. 4 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:50,009 It's gotta be unpredictable. like a fun indie vibe. 5 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:52,845 Black and white. lens flare. It's gotta have lens flare or 6 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:54,263 else it's not a movie... 7 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:56,932 the intended title I'm thinking right now is- 8 00:00:57,016 --> 00:00:58,142 Cold Dreams. 9 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:01,520 Hey what? I'd just say? 10 00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:02,480 (Eddie) I don't know. 11 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,482 (Paul) Hey Eddie! Are you listening to me? 12 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:05,816 [burp] 13 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:06,942 (Paul) I got gas. 14 00:01:07,026 --> 00:01:08,861 (Eddie) You got your anti-acids? 15 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:09,944 No. 16 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:12,782 All right. beautiful? 17 00:01:12,865 --> 00:01:15,076 Okay? Maybe you come back soon? 18 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:16,368 And she gone. 19 00:01:16,452 --> 00:01:17,745 What is that? 20 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:19,163 This? 21 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:21,248 Female sanitary appliance. 22 00:01:21,332 --> 00:01:23,459 Elite bodyguards all carry 'em. You know why? 23 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:26,003 The second you start bleeding. I pop this shit in 24 00:01:26,087 --> 00:01:28,130 and blood stops. It stops the bleeding. 25 00:01:28,214 --> 00:01:29,715 It can save your goddamn life. 26 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:32,259 And get rid of the comic book. 27 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:33,653 She's gonna be here in like five minutes. 28 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:34,677 Hey! 29 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:41,477 (Katherine) Hello? I'm slightly early. 30 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:42,645 Is it Katherine? 31 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:43,646 Yeah. 32 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:44,998 Take a seat. You want something to eat? 33 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,357 Some lunch would be really nice. 34 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,918 We make an incredible hotdog. what d'ya say? 35 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:48,692 Yeah. 36 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:51,028 Hey. Manny let me get a hotdog. 37 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:52,613 Soda and fries. por favor? 38 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:53,572 Diet orange juice. please. 39 00:01:53,656 --> 00:01:54,990 Diet orange soda. you got it. 40 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,369 (Louie) What are these? 41 00:02:00,496 --> 00:02:02,289 I think those are steaks. Louie? 42 00:02:02,373 --> 00:02:03,541 No shit. genius. 43 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,417 Why did you pull them out of the freezer? 44 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:06,836 It's for the dinner crowd. 45 00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:08,563 No. you're not supposed to use these. ass wipe. 46 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:10,714 You're supposed to use the ones in storage. next door! 47 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:13,610 Manny. put these steaks back in the freezer and get me twenty 48 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,553 sirloins from storage. next door. 49 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:18,281 What's the matter with you? Huh? You shit for brains! 50 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,891 I told you. I told which steaks to sell here. 51 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:23,310 One more time. both of you. I'm gonna violate you to your 52 00:02:23,394 --> 00:02:24,412 parole officer. you hear me? 53 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:25,831 You'll be upstate in a heartbeat. you got it? 54 00:02:25,855 --> 00:02:27,374 The credit card machine is still on he fritz. Louie. 55 00:02:27,398 --> 00:02:29,525 Yeah well. you're taking cash until it's fixed. 56 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:30,734 Yeah. 57 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,326 As you know... 58 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:42,009 I'm so sorry. there so much in your mouth. 59 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:48,210 As you know. you were recommended to me 60 00:02:48,294 --> 00:02:50,754 by Thomas Tresham. a client of mine. 61 00:02:51,297 --> 00:02:52,965 Wh-who? 62 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:53,883 British Tommy. 63 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:55,050 Oh Tommy. 64 00:02:55,134 --> 00:02:56,886 He recommended you. highly. 65 00:02:56,969 --> 00:02:57,803 Client? How? 66 00:02:57,887 --> 00:02:59,680 I was his lawyer in London. 67 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:01,098 You're a lawyer? 68 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:06,145 An item will be delivered at a location. 69 00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:07,897 Next week. 70 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:11,567 I want you to intercept the delivery and bring it to me. 71 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:13,652 Yeah. we can do that. baby. 72 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:18,782 The man making the exchange. has guards. 73 00:03:20,743 --> 00:03:22,786 He will meet and exchange the package with others. 74 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,097 The fee is twenty thousand each. 75 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:24,955 [whistles] 76 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:27,208 Well. the going rate's thirty. Each. 77 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:29,543 I'm not going to go higher than twenty. 78 00:03:29,627 --> 00:03:31,712 That's inclusive of two passports. 79 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:33,589 Wait a minute. The gig's not here? 80 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:35,090 No. it's in London next week. 81 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:38,052 Next...? You came all the way from London. England? 82 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:39,345 For us? 83 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:41,972 This isn't really my field and Mr. Tresham is 84 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:45,809 my sole contact in this area. 85 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:47,937 Well that's tough luck. 86 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:50,689 Our parole's conditional on us maintaining employment here. 87 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:52,459 Plus your offer is way too low especially if we're 88 00:03:52,483 --> 00:03:53,817 going to jump the pond. 89 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,112 How much do I owe you? 90 00:03:57,196 --> 00:03:59,049 You know there's gotta be a way we can work this out. 91 00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:01,009 Don't you think? We haven't even thought it through for a second. 92 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:02,117 Maybe we can talk about it? 93 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:05,871 Is your diner a chain? 94 00:04:05,955 --> 00:04:08,290 Yeah. A real shitty. shitty chain. 95 00:04:08,374 --> 00:04:10,501 If I can sort out your parole issues and this 96 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:14,004 establishment. would you agree to the venture at my price? 97 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:15,714 Knock yourself out. 98 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:17,341 Break's over. ladies. 99 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,424 Erm-Louie? 100 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,427 Yes. darling. 101 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:28,060 You buy cheap stock. steaks on this occasion with 102 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:31,105 your own money and you store them next door. 103 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:33,250 If twenty steaks are ordered. you serve the cheap steaks you 104 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:35,126 bought. not the ones on the premises that are bought 105 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,403 by the company. You don't fix the credit card machine so 106 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,464 everyone pays in cash. You keep the cash for yourself. 107 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:41,758 If head office gets suspicious and check the stock they'll 108 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:45,160 find it all still here on the premises in the freezer. unused. 109 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:47,705 That's all very illegal. 110 00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:50,624 Eddie is going away for a week. 111 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:52,310 He's going to be bringing his friend. Paul. 112 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:53,752 Yes. with Paul. 113 00:04:53,836 --> 00:04:56,005 You're going to call their parole officer. say you're 114 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:58,090 sending them away on a catering course as they're 115 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:00,592 doing so well and that they'll be unable to attend. otherwise 116 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:03,637 I'm going to call head office. tell them about your illegal 117 00:05:03,721 --> 00:05:07,224 activities which I assure you will result in your prosecution. 118 00:05:07,308 --> 00:05:08,809 Do we have an agreement? 119 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:18,277 Hey. Louie! You're a disgrace to the restaurant business. 120 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,572 You fucking skunk! Katherine. we're in! 121 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:22,448 No. we're not in. 122 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:23,550 We're not in. We're not in yet. 123 00:05:23,574 --> 00:05:24,867 Thirty. Each. Or no deal. 124 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:26,076 Twenty. no higher. 125 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,037 Thirty. You need me. 126 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,496 - Us. - Us. 127 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:30,914 Agreed. 128 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:31,790 Fuck Yeah! 129 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:33,167 On one condition. 130 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,627 No-one gets harmed. 131 00:05:35,711 --> 00:05:38,380 If it them or us. I know who I'm choosing there. Princess. 132 00:05:39,757 --> 00:05:41,342 Don't call me that. 133 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:44,428 ♪♪ 134 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,044 Yoga? 135 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:22,716 You look healthy. 136 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,512 I've been meaning to say for the past few days. 137 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:29,473 I do Tai Chi myself. 138 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:33,435 It's a soft martial art. keeps me-supple. 139 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:36,772 He does look good though. right? 140 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:37,856 You do look good. 141 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:40,067 You do look good- Cardio. is what I do. 142 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,403 Panic attack doesn't count as cardio. 143 00:06:42,486 --> 00:06:43,404 Whatever. 144 00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:45,127 Hey. you know what. Corny? What'd you say. 145 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,716 After this. we talk about your acting career. 146 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:47,967 (Cornelius) I'd be delighted to. 147 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:48,992 You ever tread the boards? 148 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,452 No. my good man. 149 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:52,204 I'm actually a film producer. 150 00:06:53,414 --> 00:06:55,058 Can I just say what a pleasure it is to be working 151 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,291 with you again. 152 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:58,561 I hope I didn't inconvenience you in requesting you come 153 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:02,798 to London but I couldn't think of anyone I trust more. 154 00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:06,260 Tommy. I don't think we need the silencer. 155 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,345 If the shit hits the fan. the louder the better. 156 00:07:08,429 --> 00:07:09,346 You know what I mean? 157 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:10,973 Take it off. please. 158 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:14,059 The louder the better. That's so wise. 159 00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:34,246 (Dino suit) What the... 160 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:35,789 Hey man? 161 00:07:35,873 --> 00:07:38,709 ♪♪ 162 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:06,111 Why don't you like kitty cats? 163 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:07,196 Because dogs are better. 164 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:08,780 Dogs aren't better. 165 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:10,240 Yeah. more independent? 166 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:11,450 Hands up. motherfucker. 167 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,202 Put your fucking hands up. right now! 168 00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:15,245 Hands in the air. there's a good chap or those 169 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:17,623 lovely long eyelashes will close forever. 170 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:20,334 Come here. Come on come on. Come come come come. 171 00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:22,544 Drop the bag! Drop the bag! 172 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:23,921 Drop the fucking bag! 173 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,215 Do what he says. This guy's a fucking maniac. 174 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:28,425 Kick it over to me. 175 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:29,927 Kick it over to me!! 176 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,012 Kick it over. man. Nobody needs to get hurt. 177 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:34,139 OK. kick it over to me right now. kick it right now. 178 00:08:34,223 --> 00:08:35,349 Are you fucking serious? 179 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:37,017 Come on guys. stop fucking around. 180 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,393 Are you fucking kidding me. 181 00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:39,520 What are you? A fucking-? 182 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:40,312 What do I do? 183 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:41,522 Pick it up. 184 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:43,291 I'm going to pick it up but nobody going to fucking 185 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:44,149 move. do you hear me? 186 00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:45,067 Nobody move. nobody fucking move! 187 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,568 Pick it up. Nobody fucking... 188 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:47,945 OK. 189 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,238 Keep the gun on him! 190 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,691 (Guard) Hey! Hey. hey. hey! Stay where you are! 191 00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:29,236 All right. all right. Calm down. easy. 192 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:30,404 Hey hey! 193 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,280 Stay back! 194 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,573 Game over. man. It's over. 195 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:33,407 Stay back! 196 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,741 Just chill out. man. 197 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:36,409 Hey. hey. hey. wait! 198 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:37,953 Easy. easy. easy? 199 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,042 [loud thud] 200 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:48,505 Shit. 201 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,259 Shit. 202 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,222 Shit. 203 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,601 Shit. 204 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,020 [alarm rings] 205 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,263 Let's go. let's go. let's go. 206 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:05,856 Get it- get the hell out of here! 207 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,899 Let's go!! Let's go!! 208 00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:09,401 [sings] 209 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:12,154 Oh. here they are. 210 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:16,033 [starts engine. sirens approaching] 211 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,492 All tickety-boo. chaps? 212 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,537 Let's go! Let's tickety fucking move! 213 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:23,290 [mumbling excuses] 214 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,543 Start the fucking car! 215 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,253 OK. calm down. 216 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:30,339 [man singing] 217 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:42,059 My name is Dino Lane and this one is for Deacon and the lads. 218 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,018 Shout out lads! 219 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,478 Thanks. Dino. 220 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,439 (Deacon) Bravo. Dino! 221 00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:51,276 OK? from the top? 222 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,612 The Americans stole that bag and they'll give it to 223 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,530 that cow tomorrow- what do you do then? 224 00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:58,200 Once we see the exchange. that's when we move. 225 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:01,703 Take the bag and anything else. no prisoners. 226 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:03,580 What don't you do? 227 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,290 Look inside the bag. 228 00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:08,126 Straight after you get the bag. you go to this address. 229 00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:12,589 Call me. sit tight. no other calls. you don't leave for food. 230 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:16,051 Smokes. girls. nothing. You wait. 231 00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:17,844 For me. 232 00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,221 [door squeaks] 233 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,181 (Dawn) Oy. Billy Ray Cyrus? 234 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,327 How many times have I told you to fix the bloody door! 235 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,394 Hmm? 236 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,270 [snaps fingers] Fix it!! 237 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,607 Dexter and I are going upstairs for a business meeting. 238 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:32,984 Do not call me. Do not disturb me. 239 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,112 Hand over a bottle of red. 240 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,488 [slaps counter] Come on! 241 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,324 (George) Evening. Mrs. Bradshaw. 242 00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:44,371 Fuck off George. you stink of ketchup and-farts. 243 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,626 What business. mum? 244 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,753 Did you book the tickets to Barbados? 245 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:52,546 No. 246 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:53,755 Do it! 247 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,919 I'm not going to spend all year in this fucking dump. 248 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:57,676 Look at it. 249 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:00,387 I gave birth to a fucking haircut. 250 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:01,513 [laughs] 251 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,682 Just like his fucking dad? 252 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,893 Don't he look silly boys. eh? 253 00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:08,145 Eh? 254 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,439 Fucking stupid? 255 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,691 [laughs] 256 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:18,822 [laughs] 257 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,245 Change of plan. 258 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:26,496 I'm going with you. 259 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:29,249 You stay here and lock up. 260 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,503 You two come with me. 261 00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,179 (Waiter) We ain't open. 262 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:47,726 Scrambled eggs on toast? 263 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,102 2.95 264 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,480 Trouble maker. 265 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,106 Plain omlette? 266 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:54,775 3.95 267 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,860 Oi. mullet head? What is it? 268 00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:59,196 Double denim day. yeah? 269 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,114 This jacket- 270 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:02,449 was me dad's. 271 00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:06,536 You bring your dad down here. yeah? 272 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,288 I take you and your dad. 273 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,498 Huh? 274 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:12,250 Me dad's dead. 275 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:13,376 Good. 276 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,758 Yeah! 277 00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:22,886 Okay. 278 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,138 That's right. 279 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,144 [phone rings] 280 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,107 You all right? 281 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:38,902 Had a bunch of queens trying it on a minute ago- 282 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:50,539 I've lost a button. 283 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,084 I've lost a button. 284 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,671 Get some aprons on. 285 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:08,807 Wakey. wakey. rise and shine. Hong Kong Phooey? 286 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,852 Come on. there's a good lad. 287 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,314 Show me a room where I can lock you in. 288 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,066 There's a pantry... 289 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:19,985 ju... just down... just down there... 290 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:22,070 Mind your hair when you go down there... 291 00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:28,535 I. I. I meant your head not your hair. 292 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:31,121 My dad had his hair like this. 293 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,331 I. I. I love your dad. I wish he was still alive... 294 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:34,291 your hair... 295 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,710 I didn't mean it! I. I wasn't... 296 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:37,878 [gun shot] 297 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,138 I'll have a coffee. 298 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,480 [singing] 299 00:14:58,315 --> 00:14:59,941 [laughing] 300 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,654 All right. all cool! 301 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,175 You think a person thrown and killed from a great height is... 302 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,075 all cool? 303 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:10,261 - That was. that was unavoidable. - That... 304 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:11,554 - that... you can't... - that was ahh... 305 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,538 - he tripped. - Yeah. that was an act of God. 306 00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:15,290 You're a lawyer. you know about that... 307 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,042 I assumed you were professionals. 308 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,603 Oh. I'm so sorry. we are professionals. 309 00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:19,669 What did you just say? 310 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,213 We had an agreement. no-one seriously injured. 311 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:25,216 Cut the shit and hand over our cash you brat... 312 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,801 Right. come on. gimme my money. 313 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:31,681 Christ! What is it? 314 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,141 A Mary Poppins bag? 315 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:40,732 What the fuck is this. 316 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,251 It's short... it's fucking way short. 317 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:46,571 Well. the agreement was thirty each and no-one seriously hurt 318 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:49,866 but you didn't adhere to that. so a penalty it drops to my 319 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,243 original offer of twenty each. 320 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:53,411 You... 321 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,832 I tell you what. you take the hamburger 322 00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:00,251 and I'll take the filet mignon. 323 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:03,046 Give it to me! 324 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,130 No. 325 00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:06,216 Give it to me! Give... Give... give it to me... 326 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,926 come on. come on. come on... - No! 327 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,531 [crack] Aaahhh!!! 328 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,201 What was that? 329 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,455 Watch her. watch the rucksack. 330 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:39,708 Don't move. Don't fucking move. 331 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,251 Watch her good. hear me? 332 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,140 There's a dead dude in the kitchen. 333 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,057 What? 334 00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:57,183 Yeah... 335 00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,019 Who's the dead dude in the kitchen? 336 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,311 I know nothing about that. 337 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,414 Who the fuck are these two people? 338 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:02,605 I don't know. 339 00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:05,942 Come on. come on... 340 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,045 it's okay. just tell us. you wanted them to take care of 341 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,589 us and then keep the money. is that it? 342 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:10,655 No. 343 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:12,133 Don't move. Stop. Who's the bag for? 344 00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:13,199 That's not your concern. 345 00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:14,468 Yes it is our fucking concern. 346 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,619 Someone tries to kill us. It's our concern. Princess. 347 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,431 Stop calling me that. Everyone makes mistakes... 348 00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:19,974 Wan can I talk to you in private. in private. 349 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,541 Just you and me. just talk in private. 350 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,729 Don't look. look away for one second... 351 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,212 We're going to talk for a second. 352 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,683 Do you have any idea what's inside this bag? 353 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,468 Look. I... Wha... kitty cats? I don't... 354 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,636 I don't like kitty cats... bearer bonds. 355 00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:35,346 About eight hundred thousand. 356 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,848 Eight hundred fucking thousand. 357 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,059 She didn't tell us that... 358 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,202 What the fuck we do with 'em? 359 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,954 We fence the bonds. get the fuck out of Dodge. 360 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,563 What we still doing here. right? 361 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,875 Better be on the run with a ton of money than nothing at all! 362 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:46,649 Did she hear that? 363 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:47,859 Yeah... 364 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,069 Use your indoor voice. 365 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,196 Okay this is it for me. What d'ya think? Fence it? 366 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,533 You think she knew about these guys? 367 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:58,660 [gun shot] 368 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,294 [panting] 369 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,215 Where'd she go? Where's the rucksack? 370 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,113 (Arkady) Katherine. 371 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,281 Arkady. 372 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,825 What a surprise... 373 00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:38,827 Would you like some... umm breakfast? 374 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,578 Coffee? Croissant? 375 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:41,996 Ahh-umm. I shouldn't. 376 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,626 Well. tell us what happened? 377 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:52,006 I waited for the Americans to collect the bonds. they did. 378 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,182 Two men arrived... they attacked us. 379 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,518 She's lying. 380 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,355 The Americans fought them off. 381 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:08,940 I managed to slip away with the bag. 382 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,900 Ugly cow is lying. 383 00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:13,444 Why would my men do such a thing? 384 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,864 (Arkady) Continue. 385 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,782 Still have the Americans' money... 386 00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:20,660 I think it's better we pay them off... if... 387 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:21,953 they've done nothing wrong. 388 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:24,581 Well... 389 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,708 ah. thank you for all your help. 390 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,085 You are now debt free. 391 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,587 [laughs] 392 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,964 I'll be sorry to lose your services. 393 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:35,049 So I can pay the Americans off? 394 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,760 No we'll take of the Americans ourselves. 395 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,471 Why take a chance. [laughs] 396 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:43,224 Just. just. tell us where they are. 397 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,356 As your legal advisor. I think it's best if we don't add 398 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,484 murder to your current issues... 399 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:57,280 and. umm. I don't want to be an accessory. 400 00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,200 Hmm. well are you asking me for a favor? 401 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:02,160 A favor that's in your interest. 402 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:05,246 Well. if I do this favor for you it'll mean you still owe me the 403 00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,624 same amount. the debt would be back on. 404 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:08,750 That's not fair... 405 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:13,755 I. I've done everything that you... 406 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,093 ah fine. 407 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,191 Bastard! 408 00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:34,901 Fucking fuck! 409 00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:36,694 Fuckers! 410 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,660 I'm going to choose to believe that... 411 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:47,372 you sent your two men to simply collect the bonds as I 412 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,332 instructed but then... 413 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:53,336 they took it upon themselves to attack the Americans... 414 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,005 and take everything without your knowledge... 415 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,089 No. no... 416 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,594 I'm choosing to believe you had nothing to do with it. 417 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,846 Arkady. I swear on my... 418 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,102 I swear on my mother's... 419 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,185 [slaps] 420 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,995 Deacon. you... 421 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,666 are a repulsive... 422 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,001 testicle. 423 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,171 Those two men of yours will show up... 424 00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:38,548 somewhere. 425 00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:48,515 Hmm... 426 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:53,062 I'm going to meet your friends downstairs. 427 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:54,856 You stay here til I get back. 428 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:57,108 Do not move from this spot. 429 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,778 Piggy... eh? [pig snorting noise] 430 00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:02,947 Come on... come with me. 431 00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:15,126 Two large tuna mayo baguettes 432 00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:33,144 [phone rings] 433 00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:10,515 Chicks. 434 00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:11,724 You know what I mean? 435 00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:13,351 Chicks. 436 00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:15,395 Shape-shifting. 437 00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,457 At least we'll be back in the US tomorrow. right? 438 00:23:18,481 --> 00:23:20,608 Out of this shithole of a fucking country. 439 00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:22,985 Yeah. that's right. 440 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:24,612 [phone rings] 441 00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:27,698 Hello? 442 00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:28,658 Who's that? 443 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:29,826 Yeah... 444 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,702 Fine... fucking fine. 445 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:36,165 It was Katherine. She's on her way up. 446 00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:37,643 Tommy must have told her where we were. 447 00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:39,168 You let her up here. Now? 448 00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:41,546 - Right now? - Yeah. 449 00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:44,715 Right-course you let her up. you're a genius. 450 00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:46,300 That's awesome. 451 00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:48,678 [knocks on door] 452 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,098 Come to take more of our money. 453 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:53,933 Cause we don't have anymore thanks to you. 454 00:23:54,851 --> 00:23:59,355 I came to explain... And... apologize. 455 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:00,857 Apologize? 456 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,650 For stabbing us in the back? 457 00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:04,402 I saved your life. How did...? 458 00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:05,903 Will you let me explain? 459 00:24:05,987 --> 00:24:08,322 Arkady is the man who organized the job. 460 00:24:08,406 --> 00:24:10,158 I owed him a substantial amount of money. 461 00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:13,327 Getting you to steal the bonds was how I'd pay him back. 462 00:24:13,411 --> 00:24:15,037 We're delighted you're off the hook. 463 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,622 Arkady wanted you both dead. 464 00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:19,459 I convinced him not to do it but at great cost. 465 00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:22,378 I am now back in debt to him. 466 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:25,465 One of his people. an animal by the name of... 467 00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:28,593 Deacon Bradshaw sent those two men to steal everything. 468 00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:30,553 I think you're full of shit. 469 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,531 Well I think you were going to sell the bonds leaving me 470 00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:34,474 at Arkady's mercy. - Oh. you don't know... 471 00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:35,576 Arkady's planning something. 472 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:36,434 Who cares. 473 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:37,852 I care. I do. I care. 474 00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:41,189 Arkady and Deacon met three men involved with them previously... 475 00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:43,733 serious armed robbers. 476 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:47,778 I'm sure Arkady is using the bonds to fund a large robbery... 477 00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:51,115 I thought that. umm it might be something we could take 478 00:24:51,199 --> 00:24:53,910 advantage of. capitalize on. all of us. 479 00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:57,163 Ahh. that's why she came back. not to apologize... 480 00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:58,331 Come on. let's go. 481 00:24:58,414 --> 00:24:59,624 Let's go. honey. 482 00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:01,542 Let's go. come on. let's go... 483 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:06,005 It's a no. 484 00:25:11,302 --> 00:25:13,846 You're here illegally with forged passports. you've 485 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:16,098 violated your parole. you've committed a robbery... 486 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,433 and a murder. 487 00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:19,328 If the police were informed. you'd spend the rest of your 488 00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:21,687 life locked up. probably never see your country again. 489 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:25,441 You threatening me? 490 00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:28,486 You're in this just as much as we are. princess. 491 00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:30,404 I'm not involved in the slightest. 492 00:25:30,488 --> 00:25:32,240 And whatever you say. 493 00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:36,661 They'll believe me over a pair of convicted criminals. 494 00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:39,956 Oh. and let's not forget the museum CCTV footage of your 495 00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:42,750 recent shambolic... endeavor. 496 00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:46,629 You know. I think they'll be able to match your faces despite 497 00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:52,218 your mastery of disguise with... with baseball caps. 498 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:54,804 Oh no. I think they worked. 499 00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:56,514 Bullshit... 500 00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:58,558 I'll be upstairs in the bar for fifteen minutes... 501 00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:00,101 Excuse me. 502 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,734 What's 'shambolic'? 503 00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:10,653 What the fuck is wrong with you? 504 00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:12,297 What's wrong with me? What you talking about? 505 00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:14,216 It's a no. you said it's a no like five fucking times! 506 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,157 It's a no. 507 00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:16,802 It's a no? She could call the cops on us! 508 00:26:16,826 --> 00:26:18,345 Calm down... lower your fucking voice... 509 00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:20,079 She could call the cops on us. 510 00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:21,515 We're gonna listen to what she has to say. 511 00:26:21,539 --> 00:26:23,379 What are you wearing? What are you. Ron Jeremy? 512 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:24,959 This is my... this is what I wear... 513 00:26:25,042 --> 00:26:26,335 Please. God. 514 00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:28,855 When I get out the shower and I don't want to put on pants and I 515 00:26:28,879 --> 00:26:29,797 wanna feel like a goddam man. 516 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,340 Please take that off. 517 00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:33,843 In the name of baby Jesus. take that thing off. 518 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,779 I am so sorry. What is this? You put on a shirt? 519 00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:36,905 I don't know what you're talking about. 520 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,532 Are you trying to look pretty for someone? 521 00:26:38,556 --> 00:26:40,356 Is it for me? Do you wanna look pretty for me? 522 00:26:40,433 --> 00:26:41,517 Maybe. 523 00:26:41,601 --> 00:26:42,893 No. I don't think it's for me. 524 00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:44,979 [door bell] 525 00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:49,900 (Deacon) Hello. handsome. 526 00:26:56,866 --> 00:26:57,992 All right. lads? 527 00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:02,829 How's the knee? 528 00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:04,624 (Silas) Better. 529 00:27:04,707 --> 00:27:05,875 It looks fantastic. 530 00:27:13,591 --> 00:27:14,842 You? 531 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:16,969 (Chris) I shink I need a dentisht. 532 00:27:18,179 --> 00:27:20,723 Sorry about everything. sir. 533 00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:23,142 Not a problem. You kept quiet yeah? 534 00:27:23,225 --> 00:27:24,101 Not a word. 535 00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:25,311 Shat tight ever shince. 536 00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:26,437 You what? 537 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,520 Shat. 538 00:27:30,358 --> 00:27:31,609 We're gonna get you a doctor... 539 00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:33,110 And you a dentisht... 540 00:27:33,194 --> 00:27:34,904 dentist. 541 00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:38,032 Give you some cash. send you away somewhere... 542 00:27:39,033 --> 00:27:41,243 get some sun till things die down... 543 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,621 how d'ya fancy Spain? 544 00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:45,247 Sounds good. Boss. 545 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:47,583 You two hungry? 546 00:27:47,667 --> 00:27:48,918 Fish and chips? 547 00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:50,044 Yeah... 548 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:52,630 Can I have a private word? 549 00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:54,131 Yeah... 550 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,927 Be back in a jiffy. 551 00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:04,100 [indistinct conversation] 552 00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:11,148 [muffled gun shot] 553 00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:15,444 ...Please don't... please. please 554 00:28:15,528 --> 00:28:16,612 Ssshhh! 555 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:19,365 Please... please... 556 00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:23,160 [muffled gun shot] 557 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:29,039 We get in here and you let me do the talking. okay? 558 00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:30,083 You got it. 559 00:28:30,126 --> 00:28:31,520 I got this. you're gonna give me the ball. 560 00:28:31,544 --> 00:28:33,271 - You're the Cap. - I know exactly what to say. 561 00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:34,296 - Run like OJ. - Yes. 562 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:35,631 Take off your glasses. 563 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:38,509 We're not going to do it.. 564 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:40,177 You want me to call the police? 565 00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:41,345 Yeah. go ahead. 566 00:28:41,429 --> 00:28:42,739 Good luck with everything. Hannibal cause we're not 567 00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:44,056 going to do it. 568 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,893 What is it you that want? 569 00:28:47,977 --> 00:28:51,856 If we're going to help. whatever you got already planned. I know 570 00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:54,126 you got something already planned. we want eighty percent. 571 00:28:54,150 --> 00:28:55,317 Not fifty-fifty. 572 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:56,694 Eighty percent. not fifty-fifty. 573 00:28:56,777 --> 00:28:57,486 You understand? 574 00:28:57,570 --> 00:28:58,320 Not fifty. fifty. 575 00:28:58,404 --> 00:28:59,488 That's not fair. 576 00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:00,906 What d'ya mean it's not fair? 577 00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:03,218 We're not here to bargain with you. princess. You need me. 578 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:04,493 - Us. - Us. 579 00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:07,121 I need a moment to process this information... 580 00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:08,539 Take your moment... 581 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:13,878 is it happening? 582 00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:18,048 Twenty percent would be sufficient. 583 00:29:18,132 --> 00:29:20,426 Yes!! Twenty... Sorry. twenty percent would be good. 584 00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:22,386 All right. When this is finished. I'm gone... 585 00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:24,555 I'm... this... I'm done. you understand? 586 00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:26,182 I'm outta here. 587 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,517 That means I'm getting a jet plane. going across the pond 588 00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:30,394 back to where I belong. do you understand? 589 00:29:30,478 --> 00:29:31,854 You got me? 590 00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:32,937 Do you copy that? 591 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:33,980 She got it. 592 00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:36,817 Eighty percent 593 00:29:37,151 --> 00:29:38,444 My pineapple... 594 00:29:41,572 --> 00:29:42,865 All right. chop. chop. 595 00:29:45,993 --> 00:29:47,953 (Tommy) Great to be working with you again. Eddie. 596 00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:52,333 [jackhammers in background] 597 00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,293 Right. 598 00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:55,795 Sorry. could you concentrate? 599 00:29:55,878 --> 00:29:57,254 Yah. 600 00:29:57,797 --> 00:30:00,299 Across this street is Deacon's pub... 601 00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,427 He lives there. with every illegal activity that 602 00:30:03,511 --> 00:30:06,555 Arkady funds through it. Is suggest we monitor it. 603 00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:09,725 Follow him and his associates from here. 604 00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:11,729 Our entrance is on a completely different street. 605 00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:13,354 Deacon won't see us come in or out. 606 00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:15,481 Our base. we'll live here. 607 00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:16,357 [flies buzzing] 608 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:17,483 What's that smell? 609 00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:19,902 [flies buzzing. bird wings flapping] 610 00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:22,279 Sorry. 611 00:30:25,908 --> 00:30:26,908 Thoughts? 612 00:30:27,243 --> 00:30:28,536 (Eddie) Makes sense. I like it. 613 00:30:28,619 --> 00:30:29,870 Dart board. I dig it. 614 00:30:29,954 --> 00:30:31,497 (Paul) What are you. fucking crazy? 615 00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:32,414 This mural's amazing... 616 00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:33,624 This place's a shithole. 617 00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:34,708 We gotta lot of space... 618 00:30:34,792 --> 00:30:36,460 They're painting over the fucking faeces. 619 00:30:36,544 --> 00:30:38,671 You don't even smell that? Smells like a gorilla shit 620 00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:40,923 in his hand. then ate it and shit again on the ground. 621 00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:43,592 You better get me a hotel cause I'm not fucking staying here. 622 00:30:43,676 --> 00:30:45,135 Yeah. good. I've rented it. 623 00:30:45,219 --> 00:30:49,014 There's food here in the fridge. bedding's in the other room. 624 00:30:49,098 --> 00:30:50,641 Toiletries... 625 00:30:51,225 --> 00:30:52,601 What the fuck is this? 626 00:30:52,685 --> 00:30:54,687 You expect us to use this cheap waxy shit? 627 00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:56,623 Well. you want more expensive items. you to have to pay for 628 00:30:56,647 --> 00:30:58,774 them out of your own pocket. Now as we're all... 629 00:30:58,858 --> 00:31:01,610 participating equally. but I'm the sole person who is 630 00:31:01,694 --> 00:31:03,904 forwarding funds here. I will want my share of these 631 00:31:03,988 --> 00:31:07,408 purchases... and the rent on successful completion. 632 00:31:08,242 --> 00:31:12,037 I've got an itemized bill with receipts of my spend so far. 633 00:31:12,121 --> 00:31:14,206 You are going to need surveillance items... 634 00:31:14,290 --> 00:31:16,667 please list them but no purchases will be made until 635 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:19,003 everyone's given the all clear. 636 00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:20,254 Agreed? 637 00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:22,673 ♪♪ 638 00:31:36,312 --> 00:31:39,189 Nice trainers. is that what you call them. trainers? 639 00:31:39,273 --> 00:31:40,482 - Unique. - Yes. 640 00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:43,527 What if I do this like that... go Kung Fu- 641 00:31:44,695 --> 00:31:46,882 Interrupt me again and I will snap your fucking arm off. 642 00:31:46,906 --> 00:31:48,115 Cornelius. 643 00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:49,575 [shouts] Listen up!! 644 00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:52,745 This is my high-end moisturized toilet paper. 645 00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:54,872 Nobody fucking uses it! 646 00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:56,248 Do you understand! 647 00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:57,416 A-huh. 648 00:31:57,499 --> 00:31:59,335 Do you fucking understand? 649 00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:02,212 ♪♪ 650 00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:13,724 Or next week? 651 00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:14,934 Lunch? 652 00:32:17,019 --> 00:32:18,020 Bye. 653 00:32:23,651 --> 00:32:25,371 Why don't you get some sleep for a second... 654 00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:27,071 My shift. 655 00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:28,280 Yeah. 656 00:32:50,052 --> 00:32:53,097 Elegant simple solutions are always the best. 657 00:32:53,847 --> 00:32:55,391 I'm sorry. come again? 658 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:57,810 In the 60s space race. NASA were faced with 659 00:32:57,893 --> 00:32:59,061 the problem of inventing a 660 00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:01,897 pen for their astronauts that would write in zero gravity. 661 00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:05,150 Spent millions. eventually came up with a pen that worked. 662 00:33:05,234 --> 00:33:08,153 The Russians faced with the same problem. gave their 663 00:33:08,237 --> 00:33:10,531 cosmonauts... a pencil. 664 00:33:10,614 --> 00:33:11,699 You a communist. Katherine? 665 00:33:11,782 --> 00:33:14,785 Hey. dude. come on. these are fun facts here... 666 00:33:14,868 --> 00:33:17,830 Whether the story is true or not. the point is. we expend too 667 00:33:17,913 --> 00:33:20,666 much time on a complex problem while overlooking the elegant 668 00:33:20,749 --> 00:33:23,002 simple solution that is right before our eyes. 669 00:33:23,085 --> 00:33:25,671 Is that how you figured out about Louie and the steaks? 670 00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:29,299 It was obvious. a total moron would have spotted it. 671 00:33:29,383 --> 00:33:30,926 [laughs] 672 00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:34,662 I bought napkins. you know... if you want to get a little... 673 00:33:36,390 --> 00:33:37,390 I'm gonna... 674 00:33:37,725 --> 00:33:38,851 yup. 675 00:33:45,399 --> 00:33:46,442 Hey. 676 00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:47,776 My turn. 677 00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:50,654 Any action? 678 00:33:50,738 --> 00:33:52,197 No. nothing... 679 00:33:54,324 --> 00:33:57,077 We know what we are but not... 680 00:33:57,161 --> 00:33:58,704 what we may be. 681 00:33:59,913 --> 00:34:01,081 Wow... 682 00:34:03,584 --> 00:34:05,753 hey. how do you know Katherine. anyway? 683 00:34:06,754 --> 00:34:07,921 She's my cousin. 684 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:09,131 Really? 685 00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:10,214 Yeah... 686 00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:11,693 Why's she doing all this. I mean she's not 687 00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:12,801 exactly the criminal type. 688 00:34:12,885 --> 00:34:14,303 She was... 689 00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:18,599 working for a huge law firm then she met some chap who convinced 690 00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:22,019 her to give him her life savings to start up a business. 691 00:34:22,102 --> 00:34:25,022 The business was going under so he asked her to get a loan 692 00:34:25,105 --> 00:34:28,901 from Arkady. She did and the fucker ran off 693 00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:31,862 with the money and her best friend... 694 00:34:33,072 --> 00:34:34,883 Next thing I know. she's working solely for Arkady to pay the 695 00:34:34,907 --> 00:34:36,075 debt off... 696 00:34:36,158 --> 00:34:38,619 I tried to track him down but it was impossible. 697 00:34:38,702 --> 00:34:40,245 I'd fucking snapped his neck. 698 00:34:41,622 --> 00:34:42,831 Full crew on the porch. 699 00:34:42,915 --> 00:34:44,458 (Eddie) I see 'em. I'm on it. 700 00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:46,251 I'm gonna follow 'em on foot. 701 00:34:50,798 --> 00:34:54,009 [loud music and laughter] 702 00:35:10,109 --> 00:35:11,568 My shift... 703 00:35:11,944 --> 00:35:13,070 Go and eat. 704 00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:15,193 Actually. I may go for a walk. I'm going for a walk. 705 00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:17,866 Going for a walk. Be back soon. 706 00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:29,044 Hello. darlin'... What can I get you? 707 00:35:29,128 --> 00:35:31,505 You can start by getting me a beer. 708 00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:32,881 You're an American are you? 709 00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:34,049 Yes. ma'am. 710 00:35:34,133 --> 00:35:35,133 Say that again. 711 00:35:35,175 --> 00:35:37,845 Ye-s Maa-am. 712 00:35:37,928 --> 00:35:39,221 Ohh... 713 00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:52,276 I work for NASA. 714 00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:53,360 Nooo. 715 00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:55,404 Yes. it's crazy. Steven Hawking got me the job... 716 00:35:56,446 --> 00:35:59,074 Anyway. I had to stop because I went on this insane mission. 717 00:35:59,158 --> 00:36:01,910 One time there's an asteroid. coming to Earth. right? 718 00:36:01,994 --> 00:36:03,287 Wow. 719 00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:05,682 But we need to blow it up so it doesn't hit Earth. so we split 720 00:36:05,706 --> 00:36:07,725 it into two. right but I came out. I'm so tired saving the 721 00:36:07,749 --> 00:36:10,019 world so I was like. you know what. I'll just produce movies. 722 00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:11,086 I'm in the Arts you know. 723 00:36:11,170 --> 00:36:12,588 You? What'd you do? 724 00:36:13,088 --> 00:36:14,923 There... My pictures. see? 725 00:36:16,175 --> 00:36:17,175 You made those? 726 00:36:17,217 --> 00:36:18,260 Genital fruits. 727 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:20,971 Genital fruits is what you call them. 728 00:36:21,054 --> 00:36:22,472 My name's Dawn by the way. 729 00:36:22,556 --> 00:36:23,932 Teddy Roosevelt. 730 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,810 Oh. for fuck's sake. Dexter! 731 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:28,562 Excuse me. 732 00:36:28,645 --> 00:36:30,105 I'm here at the weekends usually. 733 00:36:30,189 --> 00:36:30,939 Oh yeah? 734 00:36:31,023 --> 00:36:32,024 Hmm. 735 00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:34,985 No. I told you it was over. Now. hop it! Come on... 736 00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:39,990 ♪♪ 737 00:36:45,746 --> 00:36:47,789 ♪♪ 738 00:37:00,010 --> 00:37:00,886 Good morning. 739 00:37:00,969 --> 00:37:02,512 Top of the morning. 740 00:37:02,596 --> 00:37:04,014 How did your... 741 00:37:04,097 --> 00:37:05,974 mission go? 742 00:37:06,058 --> 00:37:07,267 Waste of time. 743 00:37:07,351 --> 00:37:09,353 That... bar was busy. Couldn't understand 744 00:37:09,436 --> 00:37:11,521 their accents. they don't speak like you do. 745 00:37:11,605 --> 00:37:15,067 They're old school. working class cockneys. a dying breed. 746 00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:16,860 Kept saying the 'C' word. 747 00:37:16,944 --> 00:37:17,944 Cunt. 748 00:37:18,528 --> 00:37:19,655 Yeah... 749 00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:21,823 They kept saying 'dog and bone' and... 750 00:37:21,907 --> 00:37:24,952 'throw a pint down my Gregory' 751 00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:26,870 Gregory Peck... 752 00:37:26,954 --> 00:37:29,248 they'd throw a beer. down my Gregory Peck... neck. 753 00:37:29,331 --> 00:37:30,332 Wh... what is that? 754 00:37:30,415 --> 00:37:32,167 It's rhyming. Cockney rhyming slang. 755 00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:33,335 Slang? 756 00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:34,503 It rhymes. 757 00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:36,505 Dog and bones... um... phone. 758 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,674 Cool. [British accent] Dog and bone... 759 00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:41,593 Gregory Peck. neck... 760 00:37:41,677 --> 00:37:45,097 eh mate. er-eh maa-ate... 761 00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:47,266 al'right mate... 762 00:37:47,349 --> 00:37:49,685 Ooy. innit... 763 00:37:50,394 --> 00:37:53,605 Gregory Peck. neck ain't it. inn't... 764 00:37:53,689 --> 00:37:54,856 Pretty good. huh? 765 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:56,191 Nah... 766 00:37:57,359 --> 00:37:58,694 I'll work on it... 767 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:00,070 Any tips? 768 00:38:00,153 --> 00:38:03,156 Imagine you're chewing on a sandwich whilst talking. 769 00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:04,240 Right... 770 00:38:05,242 --> 00:38:07,995 I'll bring my uncle Martin and his pals on this next time 771 00:38:08,078 --> 00:38:09,746 Deacon goes to that bar. 772 00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:12,624 [jackhammers] 773 00:38:20,924 --> 00:38:22,009 You see something? 774 00:38:22,092 --> 00:38:23,635 No it's all good. 775 00:38:24,678 --> 00:38:26,263 It's my shift. 776 00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:27,346 Okay. 777 00:38:32,561 --> 00:38:33,561 Tea. Eddie? 778 00:38:33,603 --> 00:38:35,397 (Eddie) I'm good. Thank you. 779 00:38:40,235 --> 00:38:43,196 [loud music] 780 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:13,769 (Uncle Martin) On seeing a young lady. degrading comments 781 00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:17,981 are made. Mickey: "I'd finger her with all five." 782 00:39:18,065 --> 00:39:20,859 Deacon: "You fucking cunt. 783 00:39:20,942 --> 00:39:24,363 The only thing you've fingered is your arsehole"... 784 00:39:24,446 --> 00:39:26,490 laughter ensues. 785 00:39:27,908 --> 00:39:30,243 (Pal 1) George: "Look at the tits on it. 786 00:39:30,327 --> 00:39:33,330 I'd bang that whore till it dropped off." 787 00:39:34,623 --> 00:39:38,960 (Pal 2) Milroy Primus: "I never go down on bad pussy." 788 00:39:40,170 --> 00:39:43,507 Mickey... urr... um "I bet she could swallow and fart 789 00:39:43,590 --> 00:39:45,842 at the same time." 790 00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:49,179 I have "swallow and part." 791 00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:50,889 No. umm er... 792 00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:53,683 I. I think it's "'swallow and farts". 793 00:39:53,767 --> 00:39:55,769 Doesn't make sense at all. 794 00:39:55,852 --> 00:39:57,020 I agree. 795 00:39:57,104 --> 00:39:58,498 What would be the point of swallowing... 796 00:39:58,522 --> 00:39:59,940 Thank you... Uncle. 797 00:40:00,023 --> 00:40:01,817 Very thorough. Excellent work. 798 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,527 Not a problem... Thomas. 799 00:40:03,610 --> 00:40:07,739 May I ask... is Mr. Deacon a herpetologist? 800 00:40:09,116 --> 00:40:10,409 What's that? 801 00:40:10,492 --> 00:40:14,704 Well. it's from the Greek. 'herpien' meaning 'to creep'. 802 00:40:14,788 --> 00:40:19,042 A branch of zoology dealing with the study of amphibians. 803 00:40:19,126 --> 00:40:21,962 I'm asking because the gentleman with the extravagant 804 00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:24,339 hairstyle... Deacon... 805 00:40:24,423 --> 00:40:29,302 he kept on repeating 'Blue Iguana'... 806 00:40:30,345 --> 00:40:33,682 Blue iguana this. blue iguana that. 807 00:40:35,267 --> 00:40:39,521 "The money that fat tub of shit Arkady and us will be 808 00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:44,067 making will be fucking... orgasmic". 809 00:40:45,485 --> 00:40:46,653 Blue Iguana... 810 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,822 It's a diamond. 811 00:40:50,407 --> 00:40:52,492 Sorry... we... what happened? 812 00:40:52,576 --> 00:40:54,619 - Blue Iguana is a diamond. - What is it? 813 00:40:54,703 --> 00:40:56,639 Has it magical powers like it curses anybody who touches it. 814 00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:58,307 See what you're gonna look like when you're old. 815 00:40:58,331 --> 00:40:59,332 No. It's just a diamond. 816 00:40:59,416 --> 00:41:00,935 If you look into it. do you see your future? 817 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:03,545 In the 80s a Turkish Prince married an English woman. 818 00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:06,798 He purchased the Blue Iguana as a wedding gift. 819 00:41:06,882 --> 00:41:10,385 He loved her but she partied. gambled. 820 00:41:10,469 --> 00:41:13,054 She was too wild for him. didn't work. 821 00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:15,348 But wouldn't divorce her. He went home. sent her 822 00:41:15,432 --> 00:41:17,767 to Switzerland. provided her with a few million a year. 823 00:41:17,851 --> 00:41:19,060 My heart bleeds for her. 824 00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:21,980 A few months ago I heard he decided to take her back. he 825 00:41:22,063 --> 00:41:23,708 wants to present her at a family gathering... 826 00:41:23,732 --> 00:41:25,484 wearing the diamond. 827 00:41:25,567 --> 00:41:26,776 So? 828 00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:31,156 So she lost it in a card game to a man named Jacob Taylor. 829 00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,450 Without it he won't take her back... 830 00:41:33,533 --> 00:41:36,745 The diamond is kept in a high security safety deposit centre. 831 00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:39,098 If Arkady steals the diamond for the princess. she'll be welcomed 832 00:41:39,122 --> 00:41:41,458 back and ensure he is too. 833 00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:43,084 Very lucrative for him... 834 00:41:44,336 --> 00:41:46,922 Arkady's tired of funding Deacon's illegal activities 835 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,089 to survive. 836 00:41:48,173 --> 00:41:50,383 He wants to make a large amount of money and retire. 837 00:41:50,467 --> 00:41:51,569 (Paul) Do you know this Princess? 838 00:41:51,593 --> 00:41:52,594 Vaguely. 839 00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:55,222 Arkady introduced us. did some work for her. 840 00:41:55,305 --> 00:41:58,266 And how do you propose we get into this hi-tech facility. huh? 841 00:41:58,350 --> 00:42:00,769 You got to be juiced up on the inside. 842 00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:02,103 We know fucking... nothing! 843 00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:05,106 They could have security systems. timers. smart water. 844 00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:07,567 Fucking motion sensor detectors! 845 00:42:07,651 --> 00:42:09,462 They could have all that shit and we don't know because we 846 00:42:09,486 --> 00:42:10,278 can't fucking see! 847 00:42:10,362 --> 00:42:11,655 Don't need to know. 848 00:42:11,738 --> 00:42:13,758 (Eddie) We steal it from Deacon when he steals it. give it to 849 00:42:13,782 --> 00:42:15,450 the Princess. collect the reward. 850 00:42:15,534 --> 00:42:17,953 Simple solution to a complex problem. 851 00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:24,084 (Paul) OK... 852 00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:26,287 If that simple solution works. what'd think she'd pay? 853 00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:29,965 Between five to six million. 854 00:42:31,383 --> 00:42:32,926 And is that pounds or- 855 00:42:33,009 --> 00:42:34,928 - It's pounds. - Pounds... 856 00:42:39,266 --> 00:42:41,810 (Eddie) You know the other day. when I was umm... 857 00:42:42,644 --> 00:42:44,437 when I wanted to uh... 858 00:42:45,438 --> 00:42:47,482 when I tried to ahh... 859 00:42:49,192 --> 00:42:50,694 I'm. I wanna say... 860 00:42:50,777 --> 00:42:52,988 I was tired. my head was not... 861 00:42:53,071 --> 00:42:54,656 I'm sorry. And thanks for 862 00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:57,867 getting Arkady off our backs and saving our lives. 863 00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:02,205 So if there's anything... 864 00:43:03,748 --> 00:43:05,500 I owe you. okay? 865 00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:08,128 Hmm. 866 00:43:08,753 --> 00:43:11,131 After they steal it. how are they gonna get this rock 867 00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:13,133 to the Princess? - Diamond. 868 00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:16,553 Yeah... the... Purple Serpent or whatever it is. 869 00:43:16,636 --> 00:43:19,472 Well. Arkady can't go to her in Switzerland because of 870 00:43:19,556 --> 00:43:22,267 various offences. so she's either coming here or... 871 00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:24,352 he's sending a courier. 872 00:43:24,436 --> 00:43:25,478 He won't trust a courier. 873 00:43:25,562 --> 00:43:27,206 He's gonna wanna give it to her personally... 874 00:43:27,230 --> 00:43:29,316 We find out when she's comin'. 875 00:43:29,399 --> 00:43:31,568 We'll know when they're hittin' the diamond. 876 00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:35,572 I know her travel agent. If she's coming here. 877 00:43:35,655 --> 00:43:36,573 He may tell me. 878 00:43:36,656 --> 00:43:38,033 Do it. Call. 879 00:43:53,381 --> 00:43:55,425 (Girl) Can I have a cappuccino to go. please? 880 00:44:10,649 --> 00:44:11,941 She's coming in a month. 881 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,405 He said that she's coming in a month! 882 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:20,825 We can't wait a month. 883 00:44:20,909 --> 00:44:22,202 What do you suggest? 884 00:44:23,411 --> 00:44:25,955 We need to twist a pig's ear. watch it squeal. 885 00:44:26,039 --> 00:44:28,208 Yes. clearly... 886 00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:30,585 I don't understand that metaphor. 887 00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:34,964 We need to put the squeeze on Arkady so the cops jump all over 888 00:44:35,048 --> 00:44:37,884 him and he's forced into stealin' the diamond sooner 889 00:44:37,967 --> 00:44:39,469 rather than later. 890 00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:42,031 It's gotta be something big. big enough to scare the crap out of 891 00:44:42,055 --> 00:44:45,016 him. panic him into action. 892 00:44:49,104 --> 00:44:52,482 Arkady just claimed insurance on this... building. 893 00:44:53,733 --> 00:44:56,027 He upped his insurance policy just before Deacon set 894 00:44:56,111 --> 00:44:58,113 fire to it. He used the insurance money 895 00:44:58,196 --> 00:44:59,989 so that he could fix it up and sell it. 896 00:45:00,073 --> 00:45:02,093 But the police are still investigating the incident. 897 00:45:02,117 --> 00:45:03,660 That's good... 898 00:45:03,743 --> 00:45:06,496 That's good. You thinkin' what I'm thinkin? 899 00:45:07,330 --> 00:45:08,456 Possibly. 900 00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:09,749 Yeah... 901 00:45:11,292 --> 00:45:14,170 We blow the hell out of the building so the police jump all 902 00:45:14,254 --> 00:45:17,382 over Arkady which should make him steal the diamond faster. 903 00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:21,219 Got full crew on the car. 904 00:45:21,302 --> 00:45:21,928 (Cornelius) Roger. Paulie. 905 00:45:22,011 --> 00:45:22,846 Go get 'em Corny. 906 00:45:22,929 --> 00:45:23,722 Over and out. 907 00:45:23,805 --> 00:45:25,014 Yup - 908 00:45:26,099 --> 00:45:27,934 All right. sonofabitch... 909 00:45:30,437 --> 00:45:31,312 Bullseye. 910 00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:33,106 [laughs] 911 00:45:33,982 --> 00:45:34,983 Bullseye. 912 00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,072 My shift. 913 00:45:41,156 --> 00:45:42,365 Yeah. Hey. Tommy... 914 00:45:42,449 --> 00:45:44,169 Do you mind if I borrow your gun real quick? 915 00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:45,242 Wh... what? Why? 916 00:45:45,285 --> 00:45:46,846 I'm going to the pub next door. snoop around. 917 00:45:46,870 --> 00:45:48,955 Feel safer having it on me. know what I mean? 918 00:45:49,581 --> 00:45:51,332 You told Eddie about your... visits? 919 00:45:51,416 --> 00:45:53,042 It's... who cares. It's not even a big... 920 00:45:53,126 --> 00:45:55,128 he won't even care. we're. you know what I mean? 921 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:59,090 It's a special edition Glock 26 polymer framed 922 00:45:59,174 --> 00:46:01,009 semi-automatic pistol... 923 00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:02,635 Try not to kill a child. 924 00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:05,221 No. I wouldn't kill a child. I'm just honestly going next. 925 00:46:05,305 --> 00:46:07,032 Probably going to find something else. it's good to have it's 926 00:46:07,056 --> 00:46:09,142 just in case I need it... Raaka. kaa. kaa. 927 00:46:09,517 --> 00:46:10,977 So fuck you. 928 00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:12,645 Have fun. 929 00:46:14,731 --> 00:46:16,524 Let me get a whiskey and whatever the 930 00:46:16,608 --> 00:46:18,234 pretty lady'll like. - Hello. Ted! 931 00:46:18,318 --> 00:46:20,612 Ahh. you remembered my name... 932 00:46:22,739 --> 00:46:24,073 How's the girlfriend. then? 933 00:46:24,157 --> 00:46:26,075 Ohh no. I don't have a girlfriend. 934 00:46:26,159 --> 00:46:28,203 She left me when I was on the asteroid. 935 00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:29,662 - Aww. - I know and I loved her. 936 00:46:29,746 --> 00:46:31,456 I mean I loved her. I gave her everything. 937 00:46:31,539 --> 00:46:34,709 I gave her cars. I gave her love but when you're on that asteroid 938 00:46:34,793 --> 00:46:36,961 saving the world. it becomes... 939 00:46:38,296 --> 00:46:41,883 you become like a hero and sometimes they can't handle it. 940 00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:43,134 Here you go. darlin'... 941 00:46:44,093 --> 00:46:44,886 well... 942 00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:48,515 may the bitch die confused and alone. 943 00:46:49,349 --> 00:46:50,266 Fuck. yeah. 944 00:46:50,350 --> 00:46:52,101 Hey... um... 945 00:46:53,186 --> 00:46:55,146 why don't you and I get a little... dinner. 946 00:46:55,230 --> 00:46:56,981 Maybe a drink and talk about this... 947 00:46:57,065 --> 00:46:58,065 [cell phone beep] 948 00:46:58,608 --> 00:47:00,568 I've made other arrangements. 949 00:47:00,652 --> 00:47:02,111 Excuse me? 950 00:47:02,195 --> 00:47:03,488 Where you going? 951 00:47:04,322 --> 00:47:05,406 I have to go. 952 00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:07,158 Ahh. you don't have time for...? 953 00:47:07,242 --> 00:47:08,451 See you later. 954 00:47:11,955 --> 00:47:14,791 If you come with me right now. you may find yourself having an 955 00:47:14,874 --> 00:47:18,419 experience so fucking intense it will make you feel lit up 956 00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:22,048 from the inside like you've never fucking felt before. 957 00:47:23,007 --> 00:47:24,133 [hiccup] 958 00:47:27,846 --> 00:47:29,430 [indistinct conversation] 959 00:47:35,812 --> 00:47:37,188 [drunken laughter] 960 00:47:42,944 --> 00:47:44,487 [snorts] 961 00:47:46,573 --> 00:47:48,342 Actually. actually no... where's your bathroom? 962 00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:50,034 - Umm... In the pub. - Good. 963 00:47:50,118 --> 00:47:52,745 I'm. I'm going to use it. then you're going to go upstairs... 964 00:47:52,829 --> 00:47:54,122 Okay. I'm going to fuck you... 965 00:47:54,205 --> 00:47:56,457 I'm going to have it. I'm going to do this... and this... 966 00:47:56,541 --> 00:47:57,709 [laughs] 967 00:47:57,792 --> 00:47:59,711 Promises. promises. eh? 968 00:47:59,794 --> 00:48:01,296 Don't be long! 969 00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:07,135 I'm just running to the toilet... I'll be back. 970 00:48:11,097 --> 00:48:13,349 (man) Fuck off! I'm having a shit! 971 00:48:13,433 --> 00:48:15,018 Yeah... yup. 972 00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:16,603 Yup. yup. yup. 973 00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:25,987 [man grunting] 974 00:48:31,910 --> 00:48:34,370 [sobbing] 975 00:48:43,713 --> 00:48:45,423 What are you doing here? 976 00:48:46,007 --> 00:48:47,508 Ho-how weird. 977 00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:50,678 Came here for the fish and chips... 978 00:48:50,762 --> 00:48:52,805 It's a good restaurant... 979 00:48:54,474 --> 00:48:55,642 You okay? 980 00:48:59,062 --> 00:49:01,689 [radio plays classical music] 981 00:49:25,964 --> 00:49:28,091 Disgusting little man. 982 00:49:37,016 --> 00:49:38,267 Who is that guy? 983 00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:41,062 He the guy who took all your cash? 984 00:49:42,855 --> 00:49:44,190 Tommy told you. 985 00:49:44,273 --> 00:49:47,068 Why do women always go for these douche bags? 986 00:49:54,575 --> 00:49:56,202 Why you talking to this guy? 987 00:49:56,285 --> 00:49:59,580 You call me naïve but I thought he wanted to get back with me... 988 00:50:00,999 --> 00:50:02,333 He wanted money. 989 00:50:04,210 --> 00:50:06,129 You want me to kick his ass? 990 00:50:10,091 --> 00:50:11,592 I was joking. 991 00:50:11,676 --> 00:50:13,970 Forget about him. me kicking his ass... 992 00:50:14,637 --> 00:50:17,515 Positive. you gotta stay positive. honey... 993 00:50:18,683 --> 00:50:22,020 Glass half- Glass half full. 994 00:50:23,146 --> 00:50:25,982 You know I saved your life and you said if there's any favor 995 00:50:26,065 --> 00:50:27,567 you could do for me... 996 00:50:33,031 --> 00:50:34,299 (Katherine's ex) Katherine. look... 997 00:50:34,323 --> 00:50:36,534 let me explain It's... it's embarrassing... 998 00:50:36,617 --> 00:50:37,952 I'm taking these. 999 00:50:38,036 --> 00:50:39,287 Katherine? 1000 00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:40,747 Katherine! 1001 00:50:41,873 --> 00:50:43,041 Where're you going? 1002 00:50:43,124 --> 00:50:44,792 Let's not do this. Come on. have a chip. 1003 00:50:44,876 --> 00:50:46,002 Sit down. Relax. 1004 00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:47,170 Out of my way! 1005 00:50:47,253 --> 00:50:49,297 Stop being a douche bag. come on. 1006 00:50:53,885 --> 00:50:54,886 Aaahhh!! 1007 00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:58,723 Get your hands off me. you American prick! 1008 00:50:59,932 --> 00:51:01,392 Fucking hell! 1009 00:51:02,268 --> 00:51:07,023 ♪♪ 1010 00:51:27,668 --> 00:51:30,338 [fight sounds] 1011 00:51:44,811 --> 00:51:46,062 [fight sounds continue] 1012 00:51:47,772 --> 00:51:49,440 [glass breaking] 1013 00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,581 Shall I make you some coffee? 1014 00:52:09,669 --> 00:52:11,462 [toilet flushes] 1015 00:52:11,546 --> 00:52:12,588 Where're you been? 1016 00:52:12,672 --> 00:52:13,798 Nowhere. 1017 00:52:13,881 --> 00:52:15,216 Stop. what the fuck? 1018 00:52:15,299 --> 00:52:16,968 Is that my fucking toilet paper? 1019 00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:18,302 Umm... No. 1020 00:52:18,386 --> 00:52:20,596 Yes. it is! That's my fucking toilet paper! 1021 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:21,848 Where's my gun? 1022 00:52:21,931 --> 00:52:23,975 I... don't have it on me right now. 1023 00:52:24,725 --> 00:52:25,977 What gun... what happened? 1024 00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:28,380 Paul went to Deacon's pub and fucked what I can only assume 1025 00:52:28,437 --> 00:52:29,939 was the ghost of Christmas Past. 1026 00:52:30,022 --> 00:52:31,232 Sonofabitch. 1027 00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:32,358 Where's my gun? 1028 00:52:32,441 --> 00:52:34,321 OK! It might be in the toilet at Deacon's pub... 1029 00:52:35,403 --> 00:52:37,155 First thing's first... 1030 00:52:38,531 --> 00:52:40,575 Where are my wet wipes? 1031 00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:43,744 ♪♪ 1032 00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:50,168 (Cornelius) They wanted me for Frodo. 1033 00:52:50,251 --> 00:52:51,586 No shit. Frodo Baggins? 1034 00:52:51,669 --> 00:52:55,423 This is 1999. I was much thinner then. 1035 00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:57,550 The director he loved me. took me to lunch... 1036 00:52:57,633 --> 00:52:59,969 said I was too tall. - Oh! 1037 00:53:00,052 --> 00:53:04,432 To make me hobbit size. was gonna add a million dollars... 1038 00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:08,728 a foot. yeah. a million dollars a foot for every effects shot. 1039 00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:09,854 A million dollars? 1040 00:53:09,937 --> 00:53:11,856 - I'm six foot two. - Yeah. you're huge! 1041 00:53:11,939 --> 00:53:14,734 So... they went with the shorter fellow. 1042 00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:15,818 As you would... 1043 00:53:16,319 --> 00:53:17,528 Fuck that. you know what? 1044 00:53:17,612 --> 00:53:19,047 I'm gonna put you in my independent movie. 1045 00:53:19,071 --> 00:53:19,989 Really? 1046 00:53:20,072 --> 00:53:21,908 Yes. Think about it for a second. okay? 1047 00:53:21,991 --> 00:53:24,136 It starts with a forty-five minute one shot. do you like 1048 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:25,995 lens flare? - I love lens flare. 1049 00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:27,931 There's so much lens flare in this. you're gonna be like Wh, 1050 00:53:27,955 --> 00:53:28,956 what's going on? 1051 00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:30,225 There's so much fucking lens flare... 1052 00:53:30,249 --> 00:53:31,792 close your eyes. - Yeah. 1053 00:53:31,876 --> 00:53:33,312 I'm going to give you the working title... 1054 00:53:33,336 --> 00:53:34,837 'No More Nothing' 1055 00:53:35,463 --> 00:53:37,548 Oooh yeah. 1056 00:53:38,007 --> 00:53:39,842 - Yeah. - No More Nothing. 1057 00:53:39,926 --> 00:53:41,302 - Think about it - I like it... 1058 00:53:41,385 --> 00:53:43,012 - Yeah. - I like it. Paulie... 1059 00:53:43,095 --> 00:53:44,680 It's dark... 1060 00:53:44,764 --> 00:53:47,767 it sorts of hangs. hangs there. 1061 00:53:47,850 --> 00:53:48,976 Then it just drops. 1062 00:53:49,060 --> 00:53:51,270 Into nothing or... 1063 00:53:51,354 --> 00:53:52,563 Everything. 1064 00:53:52,647 --> 00:53:54,583 Hey. come on guys. let's move we've got other floors to do. 1065 00:53:54,607 --> 00:53:55,607 Let's go. 1066 00:54:04,659 --> 00:54:05,993 Ordinance working well? 1067 00:54:06,077 --> 00:54:07,638 Yeah. perfect sir. Thank you for your help. 1068 00:54:07,662 --> 00:54:08,996 You're a good man. Uncle Martin. 1069 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:09,830 (Cornelius) Where do you want this? 1070 00:54:09,914 --> 00:54:11,249 Right there. Corny... 1071 00:54:11,332 --> 00:54:13,542 Yeah. pack it to the brim. when in doubt... 1072 00:54:13,626 --> 00:54:14,835 Overload? 1073 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:19,674 I spot a fellow military man from a mile away... 1074 00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:23,552 Ever so thrilled to be working with all again. 1075 00:54:24,804 --> 00:54:27,139 All this sitting around on cold surfaces 1076 00:54:27,223 --> 00:54:29,058 is terrible for the prostate. 1077 00:54:29,141 --> 00:54:32,395 Prostate... we all know roughly where it is. 1078 00:54:32,478 --> 00:54:34,647 But where exactly is the prostate? 1079 00:54:34,730 --> 00:54:37,858 Well you know when you shove your finger up your arse... 1080 00:54:43,406 --> 00:54:45,324 Do people do-what'd you mean? 1081 00:54:50,663 --> 00:54:52,957 Get that thing out of my fucking face. 1082 00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,875 You've got to just wrap those things up. 1083 00:54:54,959 --> 00:54:56,270 - Yeah look at it. - It's disgusting. 1084 00:54:56,294 --> 00:54:57,646 This is going to save your life one day. 1085 00:54:57,670 --> 00:54:59,714 [all talking] 1086 00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:01,465 Hey guys. come on... 1087 00:55:02,508 --> 00:55:04,361 You still got... how long have you had this fucking tampon. 1088 00:55:04,385 --> 00:55:06,745 For awhile but if you get hurt. you're gonna want me to use- 1089 00:55:07,596 --> 00:55:10,975 ♪♪ 1090 00:55:35,541 --> 00:55:36,917 I say... 1091 00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:42,131 Someone's been shopping. 1092 00:55:44,592 --> 00:55:45,718 Do you want us to... 1093 00:55:45,801 --> 00:55:47,803 are we blowing. we're blowing someone up. right? 1094 00:55:47,887 --> 00:55:49,388 Should we... 1095 00:55:49,472 --> 00:55:51,390 Yeah. let's ahh... 1096 00:55:51,474 --> 00:55:54,185 yeah. So ahh... 1097 00:55:56,312 --> 00:55:58,230 Don't touch it 'til you're ready. 1098 00:56:09,909 --> 00:56:10,493 [beep] 1099 00:56:10,576 --> 00:56:11,869 [explosion] 1100 00:56:31,222 --> 00:56:32,574 (Katherine) The police have called. 1101 00:56:32,598 --> 00:56:34,683 They're preparing an investigation into the matter 1102 00:56:34,767 --> 00:56:36,536 especially because you claimed insurance on the 1103 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:37,978 previous fire... 1104 00:56:38,604 --> 00:56:40,356 They found traces of explosives. 1105 00:56:40,439 --> 00:56:43,317 I'll do my best but we are sailing close to the wind on 1106 00:56:43,401 --> 00:56:45,027 this one. Arkady. 1107 00:56:45,111 --> 00:56:48,322 Couple of my sources tell me the police will arrest you in the 1108 00:56:48,406 --> 00:56:51,951 next few days. maybe even today. 1109 00:56:55,746 --> 00:56:57,081 Seems they have a personal grudge. 1110 00:56:57,164 --> 00:56:58,791 Any idea who could have done it? 1111 00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:03,754 You know in my country you could talk to anyone... 1112 00:57:05,339 --> 00:57:09,176 judges. police. lawyers. just give them a little something and 1113 00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:10,886 they'd make things disappear. 1114 00:57:10,970 --> 00:57:12,388 Ahh miss it. 1115 00:57:13,472 --> 00:57:15,391 My people... 1116 00:57:17,810 --> 00:57:21,397 they understood these ways because they're human. 1117 00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:24,316 Not like these dishonest bum fuckers! 1118 00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:25,609 [slams fist] 1119 00:57:25,693 --> 00:57:26,735 Oh yes... 1120 00:57:27,736 --> 00:57:28,863 oh yes... 1121 00:57:31,323 --> 00:57:34,535 Look see if you can buy some time with the police... 1122 00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:37,121 say um. well say anything. 1123 00:57:37,204 --> 00:57:38,372 Yeah? 1124 00:57:39,748 --> 00:57:42,042 Yeah look. find. find your own way out. 1125 00:57:43,252 --> 00:57:45,004 I've got to go. so- 1126 00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:48,883 [door slams] 1127 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:52,761 Yeah... 1128 00:57:54,221 --> 00:57:55,723 Okay. I see him. 1129 00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:56,974 I got it. 1130 00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:02,188 ♪♪ 1131 00:58:45,439 --> 00:58:48,150 [TV] 1. 2. 3. 4 and up... 1132 00:58:50,986 --> 00:58:51,986 up... 1133 00:58:52,988 --> 00:58:53,989 hold it here... 1134 00:58:54,073 --> 00:58:56,325 4. 3. 2. 1. let's go... 1135 00:58:57,284 --> 00:58:59,828 and up 2. 3. 4 and squeeze. 1136 00:58:59,912 --> 00:59:01,330 You gotta be kidding me. 1137 00:59:01,413 --> 00:59:03,749 1. 2. 3. 4 and freeze. 1138 00:59:03,832 --> 00:59:05,709 Squeeze. Squeeze. 1139 00:59:10,422 --> 00:59:11,549 Ridiculous! 1140 00:59:11,632 --> 00:59:12,883 What is he doing? 1141 00:59:15,678 --> 00:59:17,137 Is this like a British thing? 1142 00:59:17,221 --> 00:59:19,640 We put the squeeze on this guy and he goes to a 1143 00:59:19,723 --> 00:59:21,058 fucking Salsa class! 1144 00:59:21,141 --> 00:59:24,645 I don't think this is Salsa. It's some sort of fusion. 1145 00:59:24,728 --> 00:59:28,148 Nazi themed urban street dance... 1146 00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:28,816 Tommy... 1147 00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:30,109 Ridiculous! 1148 00:59:30,192 --> 00:59:32,392 What else do we gotta do. we blew up a fucking building! 1149 00:59:33,195 --> 00:59:36,115 He spends hours there. drinking smoothies. eating granola... 1150 00:59:36,198 --> 00:59:38,784 This is nothing. Corny. did you get anything today? 1151 00:59:38,867 --> 00:59:40,452 Bugger all. ole fella. 1152 00:59:40,536 --> 00:59:41,829 Tommy? 1153 00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:43,414 Nothing there. 1154 00:59:43,497 --> 00:59:44,331 Great. 1155 00:59:44,415 --> 00:59:46,000 What've got with Deacon and the boys? 1156 00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:48,502 Followed them into town. saw them for hours. lost them like 1157 00:59:48,586 --> 00:59:50,879 for 30 minutes. saw 'em again right here at the pub 1158 00:59:50,963 --> 00:59:51,797 and that's where they are. 1159 00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:53,424 I have fucking nothing for today... 1160 00:59:54,550 --> 00:59:56,510 Great. we have fucking nothing. What are we doing? 1161 00:59:56,594 --> 00:59:58,345 Eddie? What we do? 1162 00:59:59,597 --> 01:00:00,598 Eddie? 1163 01:00:01,056 --> 01:00:02,099 Eddie? 1164 01:00:02,433 --> 01:00:03,601 Stop. 1165 01:00:04,476 --> 01:00:05,978 What are we fucking doing? 1166 01:00:10,232 --> 01:00:12,192 I'm sorry. princess. we gotta go. 1167 01:00:12,276 --> 01:00:13,962 I'm sorry. don't fucking call me Princess. What're you 1168 01:00:13,986 --> 01:00:15,866 saying? You're just going to go back to America? 1169 01:00:16,614 --> 01:00:19,325 We stay here any longer. we're in trouble. big trouble. 1170 01:00:19,408 --> 01:00:20,993 It's that easy for you? 1171 01:00:21,076 --> 01:00:24,788 Well before you... go. let me just tell you 1172 01:00:24,872 --> 01:00:27,666 that the bag that's in this video is our bag. 1173 01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:29,960 The same bag you stole which had the bonds in. 1174 01:00:30,044 --> 01:00:32,314 And the man taking the bag here is Head of Security at the Blue 1175 01:00:32,338 --> 01:00:35,549 Iguana safety deposit centre where the Blue Iguana is stored. 1176 01:00:35,633 --> 01:00:38,135 Arkady's clearly exchanged the bonds you stole for 1177 01:00:38,218 --> 01:00:39,428 the security codes. 1178 01:00:39,511 --> 01:00:41,573 They're going to walk straight in. no safe cracking. no 1179 01:00:41,597 --> 01:00:44,642 explosives. just take the Blue Iguana and walk straight out... 1180 01:00:45,809 --> 01:00:49,438 Your plan to put the squeeze on Arkady actually worked... 1181 01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:53,525 But if you're just so desperate to leave... 1182 01:00:54,109 --> 01:00:55,736 don't let me stop you. 1183 01:00:59,406 --> 01:01:00,074 [door slams] 1184 01:01:00,157 --> 01:01:01,742 I need some ice-cream. 1185 01:01:09,792 --> 01:01:11,085 You all right? 1186 01:01:12,086 --> 01:01:13,962 Just tired. 1187 01:01:26,517 --> 01:01:28,394 [cell rings] 1188 01:01:31,939 --> 01:01:33,107 Yes? 1189 01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:34,566 Oh! 1190 01:01:34,650 --> 01:01:35,984 Hello... 1191 01:01:36,568 --> 01:01:37,695 Yah... 1192 01:01:38,404 --> 01:01:40,322 okay thank you. 1193 01:01:41,323 --> 01:01:43,325 That was the Princess' travel agent. 1194 01:01:44,535 --> 01:01:47,663 He says she's landing in a few hours. staying at a hotel 1195 01:01:47,746 --> 01:01:50,207 for six hours then flying straight out. 1196 01:01:50,290 --> 01:01:52,209 Tell me what happened with Deacon again? 1197 01:01:52,292 --> 01:01:55,462 Yeah. followed him and the apes all day. lost them in town for 1198 01:01:55,546 --> 01:01:57,440 a bit. picked them back up. followed them to Deacon's pub 1199 01:01:57,464 --> 01:01:58,566 and that's where they are right now. 1200 01:01:58,590 --> 01:01:59,984 They close the place down for the night. 1201 01:02:00,008 --> 01:02:01,093 [cell beep] 1202 01:02:01,176 --> 01:02:02,720 It's Uncle Martin. 1203 01:02:02,803 --> 01:02:05,597 Arkady just got the train back into town. 1204 01:02:07,099 --> 01:02:08,809 (Both) They stole it today. 1205 01:02:09,685 --> 01:02:10,561 They have the diamond. 1206 01:02:10,644 --> 01:02:11,979 They got the diamond. 1207 01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:13,373 They got the diamond. What's happening? 1208 01:02:13,397 --> 01:02:15,357 (Katherine) They stole it when you lost them 1209 01:02:15,441 --> 01:02:17,234 in town for 30 minutes. 1210 01:02:17,317 --> 01:02:19,903 Arkady must have left town so he wouldn't be around when it was 1211 01:02:19,987 --> 01:02:21,989 stolen in case something happened. 1212 01:02:22,072 --> 01:02:24,300 He's coming back now. knowing it's been successful. They'll 1213 01:02:24,324 --> 01:02:27,369 deliver it to Arkady who'll give it to the Princess today. 1214 01:02:27,453 --> 01:02:29,329 Gang's protecting Deacon 'til delivery. 1215 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,624 We need to hit the pub. Right now. 1216 01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:35,210 (Paul) I don't know if we got to go right now. 1217 01:02:35,294 --> 01:02:37,921 We can't go there guns a- blazing. that's fucking suicide. 1218 01:02:38,005 --> 01:02:39,774 What about this. let's think for a second. we're not even 1219 01:02:39,798 --> 01:02:41,818 thinking. we're not throwing ideas out. what if we think like 1220 01:02:41,842 --> 01:02:44,928 an intricate plan. that involves no violence and no guns at all 1221 01:02:45,012 --> 01:02:47,514 then we sneak in when they're totally unaware and do it 1222 01:02:47,598 --> 01:02:49,659 without shooting or fucking killing. cause we could do that. 1223 01:02:49,683 --> 01:02:50,684 We're sneaky. 1224 01:02:50,768 --> 01:02:52,528 Let's. let's think it through for a second... 1225 01:02:54,062 --> 01:02:55,689 Why don'tcha sit this one out. pal. 1226 01:02:55,773 --> 01:02:57,459 Maybe I'll watch from the monitor and make sure. 1227 01:02:57,483 --> 01:02:59,610 Something goes wrong. something goes wrong. I... 1228 01:02:59,693 --> 01:03:00,693 Yeah. 1229 01:03:02,905 --> 01:03:04,966 Someone needs to. someone needs to watch the monitor. 1230 01:03:04,990 --> 01:03:06,241 You know what I mean. 1231 01:03:07,534 --> 01:03:08,534 [blows] 1232 01:03:12,706 --> 01:03:14,041 Outside in 10? 1233 01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:19,546 [door opens. closes] 1234 01:03:21,548 --> 01:03:22,716 Hey... 1235 01:03:24,092 --> 01:03:26,678 so I told the guys if we get the rock and somethin' happens to 1236 01:03:26,762 --> 01:03:28,472 one of us. just keep going... 1237 01:03:30,724 --> 01:03:31,558 Is this yours? 1238 01:03:31,642 --> 01:03:32,518 Uhmm... 1239 01:03:32,601 --> 01:03:33,811 Let me see it. 1240 01:03:33,894 --> 01:03:34,895 Maybe. 1241 01:03:40,609 --> 01:03:42,569 It's just a dumb comic book. 1242 01:03:43,904 --> 01:03:48,033 Final battle. castle lies ahead. he holds her captive there... 1243 01:03:49,159 --> 01:03:51,870 I have no fear. her love is my shield against evil... 1244 01:03:53,622 --> 01:03:56,250 For I know she would sacrifice her life for me also. 1245 01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:57,876 Her love is true. 1246 01:04:17,521 --> 01:04:20,732 ♪♪ 1247 01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:32,578 [train on tracks] 1248 01:04:40,419 --> 01:04:42,379 Does it match my blue eyes? 1249 01:04:42,462 --> 01:04:43,630 [laughs] 1250 01:04:48,010 --> 01:04:49,303 Get the car... 1251 01:04:49,803 --> 01:04:51,305 Going for a piss. 1252 01:06:32,531 --> 01:06:33,657 [gun clicks empty] 1253 01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:45,210 ♪♪ 1254 01:08:10,879 --> 01:08:12,422 You'll be fine. 1255 01:08:12,506 --> 01:08:14,049 I need to ditch the car. 1256 01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:20,639 Your timing is perfect. 1257 01:08:20,722 --> 01:08:23,042 (Deacon) Had some trouble with the police on my way to you. 1258 01:08:23,266 --> 01:08:25,143 (Arkady) What kind of trouble? 1259 01:08:25,227 --> 01:08:27,229 Don't know yet. Can't move. 1260 01:08:27,312 --> 01:08:28,939 But where are you? 1261 01:08:29,022 --> 01:08:32,359 Between places. I'll call you in an hour. 1262 01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:33,735 No d... [disconnects] 1263 01:08:45,413 --> 01:08:47,833 Where did you go. David fucking Blaine? 1264 01:08:48,416 --> 01:08:50,043 I went to get the car. boss. 1265 01:08:50,127 --> 01:08:51,878 Car? Where's the car? France? 1266 01:08:51,962 --> 01:08:55,090 Just round the corner... then to get it nice and warm... 1267 01:08:55,173 --> 01:08:57,676 Get it warm? It's fucking summer! 1268 01:08:58,802 --> 01:09:00,846 The airconditioner in that car. has to be warm- 1269 01:09:00,929 --> 01:09:03,557 It was like fucking Vietnam. fucking Syria. fucking ISIS all 1270 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,976 rolled into fucking one in here! 1271 01:09:06,059 --> 01:09:07,310 Who's this ISIS? 1272 01:09:07,394 --> 01:09:10,605 ISIS is a terrorist organization formed out of Al-Queda... 1273 01:09:10,689 --> 01:09:12,858 Watch the fucking news!! 1274 01:09:13,567 --> 01:09:15,360 It does get very hot in that car. boss. 1275 01:09:15,443 --> 01:09:16,820 Shut your mouth!! 1276 01:09:16,903 --> 01:09:18,405 You fucking twat! 1277 01:09:19,656 --> 01:09:21,825 And move that useless lump downstairs with the other 1278 01:09:21,908 --> 01:09:23,243 useless prats! 1279 01:09:25,495 --> 01:09:26,746 [laughs] 1280 01:09:31,710 --> 01:09:33,461 What you laughing at. Yankee! 1281 01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:36,882 I love that accent. 1282 01:09:36,965 --> 01:09:38,800 It's crazy exotic. 1283 01:09:38,884 --> 01:09:41,428 You're the one tied to a fucking pool table so I'd keep your 1284 01:09:41,511 --> 01:09:43,430 fucking mouth fucking shut! 1285 01:09:43,513 --> 01:09:45,182 You gonna be here for awhile. d'ya think? 1286 01:09:45,265 --> 01:09:48,435 How much she payin' ya? That ugly fucking four-eyed cow. 1287 01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:51,104 Don't worry about her... everything's gonna be just fine. 1288 01:09:51,188 --> 01:09:52,522 I don't fucking thrust her. 1289 01:09:52,606 --> 01:09:54,524 She could be playing you like a violin. man... 1290 01:09:54,608 --> 01:09:56,443 Eee... Maybe... I don't know. 1291 01:09:56,526 --> 01:09:58,987 I just hope I'm fucking wrong about her. 1292 01:09:59,070 --> 01:10:00,614 You're wrong about her. 1293 01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:03,283 Hope she cares more about you than the diamond. 1294 01:10:03,366 --> 01:10:05,869 'Cause you're my fuckin' only way out of here. Yankee... 1295 01:10:06,369 --> 01:10:07,787 D'ya get me? 1296 01:10:08,830 --> 01:10:09,915 [dials phone] 1297 01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:15,128 [phone rings] 1298 01:10:15,212 --> 01:10:16,504 It's him. 1299 01:10:21,176 --> 01:10:23,887 (Deacon) I've got what you want. you got what I want. 1300 01:10:23,970 --> 01:10:24,970 What you gonna do? 1301 01:10:25,722 --> 01:10:27,599 All right. I'll give you what you want. 1302 01:10:27,682 --> 01:10:29,267 Though only in a public place... 1303 01:10:30,268 --> 01:10:32,330 I'm going to send someone over to stay with you. see if our 1304 01:10:32,354 --> 01:10:35,482 man is OK. once you release him to my friend. he's safe. 1305 01:10:35,565 --> 01:10:36,775 I'll hand it over. 1306 01:10:37,484 --> 01:10:38,610 Where? 1307 01:10:39,277 --> 01:10:41,655 Mauros. Leather Lane. 45 minutes. 1308 01:10:46,117 --> 01:10:47,577 You're gonna have to go in there. 1309 01:10:47,661 --> 01:10:48,912 No fucking way. 1310 01:10:48,995 --> 01:10:51,224 They're not going to do anything to you as long as I have this. 1311 01:10:51,248 --> 01:10:52,475 Anyway. they do know you're coming. 1312 01:10:52,499 --> 01:10:54,376 What the fuck are you talking about? 1313 01:10:54,459 --> 01:10:56,336 Wh. what the fuck is happening right now? 1314 01:10:57,921 --> 01:11:00,173 Left the gun in the toilet. 1315 01:11:01,633 --> 01:11:02,759 Oh my god. 1316 01:11:02,842 --> 01:11:05,011 The gun. you left it in the toilet. it's still there. 1317 01:11:05,095 --> 01:11:06,846 I dunno. maybe. I've no idea. 1318 01:11:07,430 --> 01:11:09,015 Here's what's going to happen... 1319 01:11:09,933 --> 01:11:13,436 You go in there. see if he's okay. you ask permission to 1320 01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:15,939 use the toilet. you get the gun. 1321 01:11:16,022 --> 01:11:17,899 I'll phone you when I'm with Deacon. say... 1322 01:11:17,983 --> 01:11:19,609 good luck... 1323 01:11:20,568 --> 01:11:21,945 get the gun out and start shooting. 1324 01:11:22,028 --> 01:11:23,238 Just fucking kill them all. 1325 01:11:23,321 --> 01:11:26,241 Oh no! This. this isn't 'The Godfather' and I'm 1326 01:11:26,324 --> 01:11:28,493 not Al fucking Pacino! Okay? 1327 01:11:31,037 --> 01:11:34,874 Listen. listen. Katherine. I'm not a killer. 1328 01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:37,961 I know I big myself up to you but... 1329 01:11:38,044 --> 01:11:40,922 I'm just a fucking smart ass with a big mouth. 1330 01:11:41,006 --> 01:11:42,299 I'd gathered... 1331 01:11:42,382 --> 01:11:46,511 The thing is Paul. you sat the last one out. if you'd been with 1332 01:11:46,594 --> 01:11:50,724 us. Tommy might not have been injured and Eddie definitely 1333 01:11:50,807 --> 01:11:52,892 wouldn't have been taken. 1334 01:11:52,976 --> 01:11:54,477 I can't do it. 1335 01:11:55,061 --> 01:11:56,730 You got no choice. princess. 1336 01:12:03,903 --> 01:12:05,238 [door opens] 1337 01:12:19,627 --> 01:12:20,670 Ahh! 1338 01:12:33,099 --> 01:12:34,099 Huh. 1339 01:12:35,018 --> 01:12:36,686 Think you're smart. 1340 01:12:37,562 --> 01:12:40,899 Picking this place. near a police station. 1341 01:12:42,859 --> 01:12:44,861 [sirens wailing] 1342 01:12:53,203 --> 01:12:56,831 You have any idea what I'm going to do to that ugly face 1343 01:12:56,915 --> 01:12:59,793 of yours. when this is over? 1344 01:13:02,921 --> 01:13:04,255 Pop your hands against the wall... 1345 01:13:04,339 --> 01:13:05,924 - Where? - right over there. 1346 01:13:06,383 --> 01:13:07,217 You all right? 1347 01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:09,010 (Eddie) Hey. man. never been better... 1348 01:13:09,594 --> 01:13:11,513 Feel great. - Yeah? 1349 01:13:12,180 --> 01:13:14,307 You sit down. you shut your mouth! 1350 01:13:14,391 --> 01:13:15,892 (Eddie) Great to see you. pal. 1351 01:13:15,975 --> 01:13:16,975 Over there... 1352 01:13:17,644 --> 01:13:19,312 What the heck you doing here? 1353 01:13:19,938 --> 01:13:21,231 Oh. I was just passing by. 1354 01:13:21,314 --> 01:13:22,399 Shut up. 1355 01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:26,027 I want him out of there. then I'll give it to you. 1356 01:13:26,403 --> 01:13:27,570 Let's see it. 1357 01:13:37,789 --> 01:13:39,290 (Thug) I could do with a smoke. 1358 01:13:39,874 --> 01:13:41,668 (George) Disappearing again? 1359 01:13:41,751 --> 01:13:43,503 I'm just going to get some cigarettes. 1360 01:13:43,586 --> 01:13:45,296 You're making a habit out of this. 1361 01:13:45,380 --> 01:13:46,756 I'll be back. 1362 01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:48,883 Just get back quicker this time. yeah? 1363 01:13:56,558 --> 01:13:58,435 Can I go to the bathroom. please? 1364 01:13:58,518 --> 01:14:00,061 You scared. mate? 1365 01:14:00,145 --> 01:14:01,729 He's got a bad tummy. 1366 01:14:01,813 --> 01:14:04,107 Oooh... upset tummy. eh? 1367 01:14:04,190 --> 01:14:04,858 Yes. 1368 01:14:04,941 --> 01:14:06,734 Go. fuck off. it's over there. 1369 01:14:13,450 --> 01:14:14,617 What you do? What you do? 1370 01:14:14,701 --> 01:14:16,786 What you do? What the fuck you do? 1371 01:14:36,431 --> 01:14:37,724 Hurry up. come on. 1372 01:14:48,776 --> 01:14:50,612 [connect tone] 1373 01:14:51,362 --> 01:14:52,197 (George) Yeah? 1374 01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:53,656 (Deacon) Put their guy on. 1375 01:14:56,743 --> 01:14:57,743 (Paul) Hello? 1376 01:14:58,620 --> 01:14:59,704 Is he OK? 1377 01:14:59,787 --> 01:15:01,164 Yeah... 1378 01:15:01,247 --> 01:15:03,082 yeah. he's okay. 1379 01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:05,877 OK. well. call me when you're both safe. 1380 01:15:06,753 --> 01:15:08,087 Good luck. 1381 01:15:10,298 --> 01:15:11,633 Can I get you anything. sir? 1382 01:15:11,716 --> 01:15:13,009 Fuck off. 1383 01:15:14,302 --> 01:15:15,386 This one's on you. 1384 01:15:16,888 --> 01:15:18,848 Ugly sonofabitch. 1385 01:15:21,142 --> 01:15:22,310 Goodbye. Katherine. 1386 01:15:23,102 --> 01:15:24,896 Thank you for the call. 1387 01:15:25,396 --> 01:15:27,273 You are now debt free. 1388 01:15:34,030 --> 01:15:35,073 Argh! 1389 01:15:35,156 --> 01:15:37,492 Now. now... we don't want to cause a scene 1390 01:15:37,575 --> 01:15:39,577 with the local constabulary here... 1391 01:15:40,078 --> 01:15:41,162 She got the diamond. 1392 01:15:41,246 --> 01:15:42,664 Of course. 1393 01:15:44,123 --> 01:15:45,208 She's got it! 1394 01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:46,918 Argh! She's got- 1395 01:15:47,627 --> 01:15:49,379 She's got it. 1396 01:15:49,462 --> 01:15:53,424 You steal it. then call Katherine to bribe her to take 1397 01:15:53,508 --> 01:15:55,927 you to her to the Princess to take everything yourself. 1398 01:15:56,010 --> 01:15:57,345 Arkady... 1399 01:15:57,428 --> 01:15:59,055 She stole it. 1400 01:15:59,138 --> 01:16:01,808 How you tried to steal the bonds by sending those men of yours. 1401 01:16:01,891 --> 01:16:04,018 You know they turned up with holes in their heads. 1402 01:16:17,490 --> 01:16:19,576 Hey! [sniffs] 1403 01:16:19,659 --> 01:16:21,369 What's that smell? You smell that? 1404 01:16:22,787 --> 01:16:24,747 George? George! 1405 01:16:24,831 --> 01:16:26,624 George. George. George! 1406 01:16:26,708 --> 01:16:27,959 George of the Jungle! 1407 01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:29,877 [laughs] 1408 01:16:29,961 --> 01:16:31,671 What the fuck is that smell? 1409 01:16:31,754 --> 01:16:32,880 Do you smell that? 1410 01:16:32,964 --> 01:16:34,132 Was that in your pants? 1411 01:16:34,215 --> 01:16:36,009 You got some poopy in your pants? 1412 01:16:36,092 --> 01:16:38,928 Little poor Georgey Porgey Georgey gottpoopy in his pants! 1413 01:16:39,012 --> 01:16:42,056 That smells like a skunk with fucking herpes crawled up your 1414 01:16:42,140 --> 01:16:45,184 fucking red baboon ass and fucking died! 1415 01:16:45,268 --> 01:16:47,061 Jesus Christ. you stink! 1416 01:16:47,145 --> 01:16:48,855 Fucking take a bath. motherfucker! 1417 01:16:48,938 --> 01:16:50,523 Shut the fuck up! 1418 01:16:51,649 --> 01:16:52,649 (Paul) Fuck!! 1419 01:16:56,654 --> 01:16:57,780 [gun shots] 1420 01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:10,960 Ah fuck. 1421 01:17:13,296 --> 01:17:14,422 Waaa!!! 1422 01:17:15,465 --> 01:17:17,717 It's okay. it's just blood. Come on. let's go. 1423 01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:19,510 [loud whimpering] 1424 01:17:21,929 --> 01:17:23,348 It's OK. come here... 1425 01:17:23,431 --> 01:17:25,141 untie me. 1426 01:17:30,688 --> 01:17:31,856 Aaahhh!!! 1427 01:17:31,939 --> 01:17:33,584 - What you fucking doing? - Stop the bleeding! 1428 01:17:33,608 --> 01:17:36,736 Get the fuck away from me! Fucking untie me! 1429 01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:38,863 Jesus Christ! 1430 01:17:39,489 --> 01:17:41,449 What the fuck is the matter with you? 1431 01:17:51,125 --> 01:17:52,126 Oh fuck... 1432 01:17:56,089 --> 01:17:56,923 [whimpers] 1433 01:17:57,006 --> 01:17:58,841 It's OK. OK. Let's go and wash up. 1434 01:18:00,426 --> 01:18:01,969 [water running] 1435 01:18:02,595 --> 01:18:04,555 Is she OK? Where's Katherine? 1436 01:18:04,639 --> 01:18:06,224 Where's Katherine? 1437 01:18:10,228 --> 01:18:11,228 Hey... 1438 01:18:12,772 --> 01:18:14,399 - Hi... - What's up. 1439 01:18:14,482 --> 01:18:16,192 Yeah. yup... not much. 1440 01:18:17,527 --> 01:18:18,986 What took you so long? 1441 01:18:20,571 --> 01:18:21,698 Sorry. 1442 01:18:21,781 --> 01:18:23,533 Ahh. you need to see this. 1443 01:18:28,079 --> 01:18:29,831 (Katherine) OK. we don't have much time... 1444 01:18:29,914 --> 01:18:30,915 (Paul) Guys... 1445 01:18:31,916 --> 01:18:33,793 Did I get everything off? 1446 01:18:37,839 --> 01:18:40,717 Did. did George accidentally shoot himself in the head... 1447 01:18:41,634 --> 01:18:43,594 because of the guilt of smelling so bad. 1448 01:18:43,678 --> 01:18:45,680 I had a Yankee tied to the fucking pool table. 1449 01:18:45,763 --> 01:18:46,973 Yeah... 1450 01:18:47,056 --> 01:18:51,728 Did... did he want a share of the diamond and you. 1451 01:18:51,811 --> 01:18:52,913 You wouldn't give it to him? 1452 01:18:52,937 --> 01:18:54,272 What're you talking about? 1453 01:18:54,355 --> 01:18:56,023 All my men are fucking dead. 1454 01:18:56,107 --> 01:18:57,024 Well. I can see that. 1455 01:18:57,108 --> 01:18:58,460 I've been shot in the shoulder. Arkady. 1456 01:18:58,484 --> 01:18:59,484 Nice shirt that. 1457 01:19:00,027 --> 01:19:01,738 Make sure the doors are locked... 1458 01:19:01,821 --> 01:19:02,821 and come back. 1459 01:19:11,456 --> 01:19:14,041 You know what. I know it's here somewhere. 1460 01:19:14,125 --> 01:19:15,460 She's got the diamond... 1461 01:19:15,543 --> 01:19:17,462 I'm not going to look for it... 1462 01:19:17,545 --> 01:19:19,297 because... 1463 01:19:19,380 --> 01:19:22,175 you are going to tell me where it is. 1464 01:19:24,469 --> 01:19:26,721 She's got the diamond. I swear on my life. 1465 01:19:28,097 --> 01:19:29,640 Ahh aaahhh!! 1466 01:19:29,724 --> 01:19:31,934 Shot your shoulder? Am I stupid? 1467 01:19:32,018 --> 01:19:34,145 Am I stupid? Am I stupid? 1468 01:19:44,405 --> 01:19:46,824 Where's the diamond. eh? 1469 01:19:46,908 --> 01:19:48,242 Where's the diamond? 1470 01:19:51,287 --> 01:19:52,455 [loud scream] 1471 01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:04,759 [gun shot] 1472 01:20:07,345 --> 01:20:09,722 [footsteps approaching] 1473 01:20:13,434 --> 01:20:14,727 [gunshot] 1474 01:20:15,478 --> 01:20:16,354 But... 1475 01:20:16,437 --> 01:20:18,189 [gunshot] 1476 01:20:30,827 --> 01:20:32,995 Yee-sss!!! 1477 01:20:38,084 --> 01:20:39,752 Who's the boss now. eh? 1478 01:20:39,836 --> 01:20:40,753 Eh? 1479 01:20:40,837 --> 01:20:42,630 Look at you. you're dead! 1480 01:20:42,713 --> 01:20:44,674 You're fucking dead!! 1481 01:20:45,007 --> 01:20:47,134 Neh-neh-neh-na!! 1482 01:21:09,323 --> 01:21:10,449 Bastard! 1483 01:21:14,579 --> 01:21:16,539 We have a car. are we all ship shape? 1484 01:21:16,622 --> 01:21:17,832 - Yeah. - Yup. 1485 01:21:20,710 --> 01:21:21,836 Splendid. 1486 01:21:22,336 --> 01:21:23,337 Ahh. shit! 1487 01:21:23,421 --> 01:21:25,089 Fuck I forgot. you OK? 1488 01:21:25,172 --> 01:21:27,341 Just don't bleed on my car. will you? 1489 01:21:31,012 --> 01:21:32,012 [coughs] 1490 01:21:34,974 --> 01:21:36,475 What you doing here? 1491 01:21:36,559 --> 01:21:38,394 What'ya done to your hand? 1492 01:21:38,477 --> 01:21:39,812 Caught in a door. 1493 01:21:40,354 --> 01:21:41,898 Fucking retard. 1494 01:21:43,190 --> 01:21:46,569 Got tickets for Barbados. got to leave now to catch the flight. 1495 01:21:46,652 --> 01:21:48,738 You're having a laugh... What? Now? 1496 01:21:49,780 --> 01:21:52,241 Yeah. well. my passport and bags are at me sisters. so... 1497 01:21:53,701 --> 01:21:56,454 We can swing by... I gotta see a friend at a hotel on the way... 1498 01:22:00,291 --> 01:22:01,709 Well. are you coming? 1499 01:22:01,792 --> 01:22:04,545 All right. keep your fucking hair on. 1500 01:22:04,629 --> 01:22:05,880 [laughs] 1501 01:22:10,676 --> 01:22:12,219 What did he say? 1502 01:22:12,303 --> 01:22:13,220 [indistinct] 1503 01:22:13,304 --> 01:22:15,473 Don't worry about it. keep moving. 1504 01:22:19,060 --> 01:22:20,186 We're going upstairs. 1505 01:22:20,269 --> 01:22:22,104 Sit down. sit down. 1506 01:22:22,980 --> 01:22:24,065 Do you need me? 1507 01:22:24,148 --> 01:22:25,792 OK. we're going to sit down. normal unsuspicious. 1508 01:22:25,816 --> 01:22:26,816 Wait. watch this. 1509 01:22:33,074 --> 01:22:34,241 What's in your pocket? 1510 01:22:34,325 --> 01:22:35,325 Nothing. 1511 01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:39,372 It's only a little firecracker. OK? 1512 01:22:39,455 --> 01:22:41,207 Jesus... there's a fucking... 1513 01:22:41,290 --> 01:22:42,333 cop over there. 1514 01:22:42,416 --> 01:22:44,126 I know there's a fucking cop over there. 1515 01:22:44,210 --> 01:22:47,546 It's a. it's a very small bomb. OK? 1516 01:22:47,630 --> 01:22:49,966 Very small. it's very small. 1517 01:22:50,049 --> 01:22:52,343 For fuck's sake. we're going upstairs to see a Princess. 1518 01:22:52,426 --> 01:22:53,426 Shh shh. 1519 01:22:53,970 --> 01:22:55,096 You don't know. 1520 01:22:55,179 --> 01:22:56,740 You don't know how well do you know this Princess? 1521 01:22:56,764 --> 01:22:58,724 If you get into trouble. I am not helping you out! 1522 01:22:58,808 --> 01:22:59,892 Come on. let's go. 1523 01:22:59,976 --> 01:23:01,394 Don't tell me what to do. 1524 01:23:05,189 --> 01:23:07,692 Visiting someone at the Star Plaza Hotel. 1525 01:23:07,775 --> 01:23:10,444 Oh. this is the Premium Plaza Hotel car park. you want our 1526 01:23:10,528 --> 01:23:13,114 sister hotel. that's just 5 minutes away. sir. 1527 01:23:13,197 --> 01:23:14,782 It's a common mistake. 1528 01:23:15,491 --> 01:23:16,492 [car honks horn] 1529 01:23:16,575 --> 01:23:18,953 Deacon. you are a fucking spastic! 1530 01:23:19,829 --> 01:23:21,390 If you let me in. I'll come straight out. 1531 01:23:21,414 --> 01:23:22,665 I can't do a U-turn. 1532 01:23:22,748 --> 01:23:24,977 Yes but you'll need a ticket to come in and then you'll have 1533 01:23:25,001 --> 01:23:26,002 to pay when you come out. 1534 01:23:26,085 --> 01:23:27,479 It doesn't matter if you're here for a minute. 1535 01:23:27,503 --> 01:23:28,504 How much? 1536 01:23:28,587 --> 01:23:31,007 Christ on a bike. It says 10 pound on the sign! 1537 01:23:31,090 --> 01:23:32,258 [car honks horn] 1538 01:23:34,135 --> 01:23:37,430 He's a bit dim just like his poor deceased father... 1539 01:23:37,513 --> 01:23:39,432 So sorry about this. 1540 01:23:39,515 --> 01:23:40,516 [car honks horn] 1541 01:23:40,599 --> 01:23:42,059 (man) Oy! Get a move on!! 1542 01:23:42,143 --> 01:23:43,811 Thank you so much. 1543 01:23:50,234 --> 01:23:52,528 (Katherine) Hi... it's about the ahh... 1544 01:23:52,611 --> 01:23:54,071 the delivery. 1545 01:23:54,655 --> 01:23:56,240 (Bodyguard) OK. Follow me. 1546 01:24:12,048 --> 01:24:13,340 (Princess) Katherine... 1547 01:24:13,424 --> 01:24:15,092 what are you doing here? 1548 01:24:15,176 --> 01:24:16,635 Where's Arkady? 1549 01:24:16,719 --> 01:24:17,762 Umm... 1550 01:24:17,845 --> 01:24:20,264 well. actually I don't work for him... anymore... 1551 01:24:21,390 --> 01:24:23,893 but ahh. we have your diamond. 1552 01:24:25,686 --> 01:24:27,480 You look different. 1553 01:24:32,068 --> 01:24:33,861 Ohh no... no. no. 1554 01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:38,741 Nothing like that. 1555 01:24:39,533 --> 01:24:41,619 (Dawn) Oy. moron! Where are we going? 1556 01:24:41,702 --> 01:24:44,872 Don't tell me we're fucking lost in a fucking car park! 1557 01:24:45,915 --> 01:24:48,250 We've gotta get to the airport. I gotta pack my bags. 1558 01:24:48,334 --> 01:24:49,585 Get sorted. 1559 01:24:49,668 --> 01:24:51,045 What the fuck's going on? 1560 01:24:52,797 --> 01:24:55,049 I said. what's going with you. you fucking moron! 1561 01:24:55,132 --> 01:24:58,427 Oh my god. you are dim. aren't you. just like your fucking dad! 1562 01:24:58,511 --> 01:25:01,639 Right nunce he turned out to be. 13 and a half I was. 1563 01:25:01,722 --> 01:25:04,042 13 and a half. when he took my innocence. should've had you 1564 01:25:04,100 --> 01:25:05,476 fucking terminated. 1565 01:25:05,559 --> 01:25:07,061 And look at what he produced! 1566 01:25:07,144 --> 01:25:08,479 Look at it! 1567 01:25:08,562 --> 01:25:12,108 And look at the little shit he fucking well produced!! 1568 01:25:12,191 --> 01:25:13,776 Come on for fuck's sake! Get a move on! 1569 01:25:13,859 --> 01:25:15,736 - Aaarrghhh!! - What? 1570 01:25:16,779 --> 01:25:19,490 Move!! Drive the fucking car!! Move it!! 1571 01:25:20,658 --> 01:25:22,827 What the fuck is the matter with you? 1572 01:25:26,205 --> 01:25:27,623 [crack] 1573 01:25:33,087 --> 01:25:34,713 Be polite! 1574 01:25:34,797 --> 01:25:38,008 For once in your life!! Fucking rude. cow!! 1575 01:25:44,014 --> 01:25:45,933 Look at what you fucking made me do! 1576 01:25:46,016 --> 01:25:47,893 You fucking stupid cow!! 1577 01:25:59,363 --> 01:26:01,115 [bonk] Aahh!! Fuck!! 1578 01:26:03,450 --> 01:26:04,869 Let me help you with that. sir. 1579 01:26:17,590 --> 01:26:18,674 Show me. 1580 01:26:24,471 --> 01:26:25,848 Stephane? 1581 01:26:26,974 --> 01:26:28,100 Yes. ma'am. 1582 01:26:37,985 --> 01:26:39,570 Stop shaking your leg. 1583 01:26:55,127 --> 01:26:56,670 Gonna be back in sec. alright? 1584 01:26:56,754 --> 01:26:58,339 Paul. no. don't - 1585 01:26:58,422 --> 01:26:59,798 Paul. Don't- 1586 01:26:59,882 --> 01:27:01,008 Sorry. sir... 1587 01:27:01,091 --> 01:27:02,176 can't let you go in there. 1588 01:27:02,259 --> 01:27:03,427 Wh.. what's shooting? 1589 01:27:03,510 --> 01:27:05,179 Some zombie shit... 1590 01:27:05,262 --> 01:27:06,430 shooting on the roof. 1591 01:27:07,431 --> 01:27:10,017 Holy fuck. is that Kyle Nathan? 1592 01:27:16,106 --> 01:27:18,150 He's tiny. he needs a lot of boxes. huh? 1593 01:27:18,234 --> 01:27:20,236 (Assistant) Ahh. we're going to need a bigger box. 1594 01:27:20,986 --> 01:27:22,297 I'm gonna say hello to him real quick... 1595 01:27:22,321 --> 01:27:23,381 I can't let you go in there. 1596 01:27:23,405 --> 01:27:24,841 I'm a film producer. I really gotta get inside. 1597 01:27:24,865 --> 01:27:26,676 - ...It's not going to happen. - You sure? You sure? 1598 01:27:26,700 --> 01:27:28,035 Yeah. You can't go in there. 1599 01:27:28,118 --> 01:27:31,038 Hey Kyle? Kyle? Kyle? Kyle?? 1600 01:27:53,018 --> 01:27:55,229 They're filming a zombie movie on the roof. 1601 01:27:55,312 --> 01:27:56,939 Couldn't give a fuck. 1602 01:27:57,022 --> 01:27:58,399 Right. Kyle Nathan's in it. 1603 01:27:58,482 --> 01:28:00,192 I'm sure you'll give a fuck now. right? 1604 01:28:00,276 --> 01:28:01,610 - He's alright. - Is he? 1605 01:28:01,694 --> 01:28:03,362 - Great friend. - Okay. 1606 01:28:09,159 --> 01:28:09,910 Never heard of him. 1607 01:28:09,994 --> 01:28:10,703 Really? 1608 01:28:10,786 --> 01:28:12,371 Young guy. He's huge. 1609 01:28:12,454 --> 01:28:14,290 He kicks some punches and all that stuff... 1610 01:28:16,041 --> 01:28:18,144 He's that guy who jumps in the air and kicks 10 punches 1611 01:28:18,168 --> 01:28:19,336 at the same time. - Oh. right. 1612 01:28:19,420 --> 01:28:21,088 So he hits your balls in your face... 1613 01:28:21,714 --> 01:28:23,048 Pretty incredible. 1614 01:28:25,634 --> 01:28:26,885 (Princess) Katherine... 1615 01:28:27,928 --> 01:28:29,513 can I ask you a question? 1616 01:28:29,596 --> 01:28:31,265 Yes. of course... 1617 01:28:32,308 --> 01:28:33,642 Got any coke? 1618 01:28:34,310 --> 01:28:35,310 No. 1619 01:28:38,355 --> 01:28:39,355 Weed? 1620 01:28:40,065 --> 01:28:41,150 No. 1621 01:28:48,407 --> 01:28:49,450 [elevator ding] 1622 01:28:50,617 --> 01:28:52,286 All right. kids. let's look alive... 1623 01:28:52,369 --> 01:28:53,537 let's go. 1624 01:29:01,962 --> 01:29:02,963 Right... 1625 01:29:04,506 --> 01:29:06,675 Let's take a little trip to the bathroom... 1626 01:29:07,801 --> 01:29:10,804 You keep your mouth fucking shut or I fucking drop the 1627 01:29:10,888 --> 01:29:12,264 lot of you right now... 1628 01:29:12,348 --> 01:29:14,975 Now move you bunch of sunglass wearing cunts... 1629 01:29:15,059 --> 01:29:16,226 Move! 1630 01:29:16,310 --> 01:29:18,430 (Eddie) Do you want to get some tea and talk about it? 1631 01:29:37,289 --> 01:29:38,707 Look at you lot. 1632 01:29:39,416 --> 01:29:41,251 Pack of fucking cunts. 1633 01:29:42,044 --> 01:29:44,296 Whatever happened to normal fucking people? 1634 01:29:44,797 --> 01:29:45,964 Like me. 1635 01:29:46,632 --> 01:29:48,300 My dad... 1636 01:29:49,301 --> 01:29:52,137 the 1982 England world cup team. 1637 01:29:53,639 --> 01:29:55,933 Trevor Brooking. Peter With? 1638 01:29:57,059 --> 01:29:59,853 What happened to proper... men. 1639 01:30:01,772 --> 01:30:05,317 Telly Savalas. Lee Majors. masculine... 1640 01:30:05,401 --> 01:30:07,486 proper fucking man! 1641 01:30:09,363 --> 01:30:14,284 You fucking American cunt. you're first. 1642 01:30:15,577 --> 01:30:18,247 I'm gonna get a big fucking knife. stab your fat fucking 1643 01:30:18,330 --> 01:30:21,917 head. stab it so many fucking times. it's gonna explode. 1644 01:30:22,584 --> 01:30:25,254 Then I'm gonna shoot ya. shoot ya... 1645 01:30:26,588 --> 01:30:27,965 between the head. 1646 01:30:28,841 --> 01:30:33,720 And you. you devious. four-eyed ugly cow. 1647 01:30:34,847 --> 01:30:36,974 I'm gonna set fire to your tits... 1648 01:30:37,433 --> 01:30:39,101 with petrol! 1649 01:30:40,310 --> 01:30:44,481 And you. I'm gonna cut your fucking balls off 1650 01:30:44,565 --> 01:30:46,775 and staple them to your fucking ears! 1651 01:30:47,693 --> 01:30:49,319 And you... 1652 01:30:49,945 --> 01:30:51,363 Groucho... 1653 01:30:51,447 --> 01:30:56,660 I'm gonna cut your dick off. turn it to ravioli and I'm gonna 1654 01:30:56,743 --> 01:31:01,206 get this ugly bastard this ginger. fat ugly bastard to rape 1655 01:31:01,290 --> 01:31:04,585 ya with a fucking strap on... 1656 01:31:04,668 --> 01:31:06,503 He's gonna have 2 cocks? 1657 01:31:06,587 --> 01:31:07,838 Yeah! 1658 01:31:07,921 --> 01:31:10,549 So how does it work? Is the strap on above the first cock? 1659 01:31:10,632 --> 01:31:11,842 Yes. 1660 01:31:11,925 --> 01:31:13,802 That would just fuck my asshole above my... 1661 01:31:13,886 --> 01:31:16,513 Shut up!! Shut your fucking mouth! 1662 01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:19,558 Listen Billy... 1663 01:31:19,641 --> 01:31:21,768 Back up. back up. who the fuck is Billy? 1664 01:31:22,311 --> 01:31:24,247 You're going for the whole Billy Ray Cyrus thing. right? 1665 01:31:24,271 --> 01:31:25,271 Shut up. 1666 01:31:25,314 --> 01:31:26,708 Business in the front. party in the back- 1667 01:31:26,732 --> 01:31:27,900 Shut up!! 1668 01:31:27,983 --> 01:31:30,360 How's that song go? Give a little bit of that song. 1669 01:31:30,444 --> 01:31:32,863 ♪ Don't tell my heart ♪ go ahead. help me out 1670 01:31:32,946 --> 01:31:35,782 ♪ Don't break my heart. my breaky heart... ♪ 1671 01:31:35,866 --> 01:31:37,743 ♪ I'm just don't... ♪ Shut up!! 1672 01:31:37,826 --> 01:31:39,262 ♪ I just don't understand ♪ help me out- 1673 01:31:39,286 --> 01:31:40,496 Shut the fuck up - 1674 01:31:40,579 --> 01:31:44,291 ♪ Cause if you break my heart. my achey. breakey heart. ♪ 1675 01:31:44,374 --> 01:31:46,668 ♪ It might blow up and kill this man ♪ 1676 01:31:46,752 --> 01:31:48,712 Shut your fucking mouth! [screams] 1677 01:31:48,795 --> 01:31:49,671 Go fuck yourself. 1678 01:31:49,755 --> 01:31:50,214 [bleep] 1679 01:31:50,297 --> 01:31:51,548 [explosion] 1680 01:32:06,939 --> 01:32:08,273 [scream] 1681 01:32:08,357 --> 01:32:10,234 Someone blew up in front of us!! 1682 01:32:11,235 --> 01:32:14,029 Someone blew up in front of us!! 1683 01:32:15,447 --> 01:32:16,865 It's OK. calm down. 1684 01:32:16,949 --> 01:32:18,116 Someone's going to hear you. 1685 01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:20,178 How did you know it wasn't going to blow all of us up? 1686 01:32:20,202 --> 01:32:21,245 What? 1687 01:32:21,328 --> 01:32:23,181 How did you know it wasn't gonna blow all of us! 1688 01:32:23,205 --> 01:32:25,040 Very small. It's a very small bomb. 1689 01:32:25,123 --> 01:32:27,084 It's like a firecracker. OK? 1690 01:32:28,043 --> 01:32:29,883 Lower your voice. cause there's people outside. 1691 01:32:29,962 --> 01:32:30,712 Lower your voice. 1692 01:32:30,796 --> 01:32:32,214 The money's all ruined. 1693 01:32:32,297 --> 01:32:33,382 All of it. 1694 01:32:33,465 --> 01:32:35,008 Not all of it. 1695 01:32:35,092 --> 01:32:37,135 We've got a cashier's cheque 1696 01:32:37,219 --> 01:32:39,054 You always got to plan ahead. 1697 01:32:39,137 --> 01:32:40,305 Always plan ahead. 1698 01:32:40,389 --> 01:32:42,450 We didn't want to carry that much cash so we asked for a 1699 01:32:42,474 --> 01:32:45,143 cashier's cheque for 5 million pounds. 1700 01:32:47,521 --> 01:32:49,481 I'm sorry? We have 5 million pounds? 1701 01:32:49,940 --> 01:32:50,857 5 million pounds. 1702 01:32:50,941 --> 01:32:53,652 I'm sorry... we have 5 million pounds!! 1703 01:32:54,486 --> 01:32:56,488 [laughter] 1704 01:33:08,125 --> 01:33:11,044 Guys. guys. guys. guys. we have a very big problem. there's 1705 01:33:11,128 --> 01:33:14,756 no water. look at us and the place's full of policemen. 1706 01:33:14,840 --> 01:33:16,842 And security. how the fuck are we gonna get- 1707 01:33:18,176 --> 01:33:19,176 how we gonna get out. 1708 01:33:37,571 --> 01:33:39,072 (Cop) Hey just a minute. 1709 01:33:39,156 --> 01:33:40,156 Oh Christ. 1710 01:33:41,074 --> 01:33:42,242 Good... fantas- 1711 01:33:42,326 --> 01:33:44,411 so. we're with the mo... we're with the mov.. we're 1712 01:33:44,494 --> 01:33:46,830 zombies and we had to go. we had to head off. go to 1713 01:33:46,913 --> 01:33:49,541 craft room but Tommy. we're zombies. show him. 1714 01:33:52,502 --> 01:33:55,088 Yeah my mate's tellin' the truth. went for a piss. we got 1715 01:33:55,172 --> 01:33:57,633 fuckin' lost. we gotta nip back double sharpish before the 1716 01:33:57,716 --> 01:33:59,360 director gives a tug on the short and curlies. 1717 01:33:59,384 --> 01:34:00,510 Know what I mean 1718 01:34:02,888 --> 01:34:04,264 Ooh. right! Sorry. 1719 01:34:04,348 --> 01:34:05,974 Of course. Go right through. sir... 1720 01:34:06,725 --> 01:34:08,226 Just a minute. 1721 01:34:09,102 --> 01:34:10,288 Best if we escort you to the exit. 1722 01:34:10,312 --> 01:34:11,188 Follow me please. 1723 01:34:11,271 --> 01:34:12,105 God bless you mate. 1724 01:34:12,189 --> 01:34:13,499 That makes sense. that all makes sense. 1725 01:34:13,523 --> 01:34:14,900 Yes. thank you. 1726 01:34:14,983 --> 01:34:17,235 ♪♪ 1727 01:35:34,062 --> 01:35:36,231 Audere est facere. 1728 01:35:37,357 --> 01:35:38,357 What's that? 1729 01:35:38,817 --> 01:35:41,403 It's Latin... It means... 1730 01:35:41,945 --> 01:35:44,030 to dare... is to do. 1731 01:35:44,865 --> 01:35:46,825 Audere est facere... 1732 01:35:46,908 --> 01:35:49,369 to dare is to do. audere est facere... 1733 01:35:49,703 --> 01:35:50,996 I like that... 1734 01:35:51,079 --> 01:35:53,790 it's ahh. chivalrous. 1735 01:35:59,504 --> 01:36:00,380 Paul... 1736 01:36:00,464 --> 01:36:01,506 good to work with you. 1737 01:36:01,590 --> 01:36:02,799 Pleasure. 1738 01:36:03,508 --> 01:36:04,676 Cornelius? 1739 01:36:04,760 --> 01:36:06,219 Always a pleasure... 1740 01:36:06,303 --> 01:36:07,429 Eddie? 1741 01:36:07,512 --> 01:36:11,016 It's been a sincere pleasure working with you again... 1742 01:36:11,099 --> 01:36:13,977 and if you're ever in London. call me anytime. 1743 01:36:14,060 --> 01:36:16,480 You got it. pal... all right... Yup... 1744 01:36:18,857 --> 01:36:20,192 You're dependable... 1745 01:36:22,402 --> 01:36:23,445 All right. 1746 01:36:26,907 --> 01:36:27,949 Jesus... 1747 01:36:34,956 --> 01:36:36,082 Flattered... 1748 01:36:37,834 --> 01:36:39,211 Yeah. no. 1749 01:36:39,294 --> 01:36:40,337 Too much. 1750 01:36:41,463 --> 01:36:42,255 Katherine. 1751 01:36:42,339 --> 01:36:43,590 Tommy. 1752 01:36:48,053 --> 01:36:49,638 Corny. you wanna hear about my movie? 1753 01:36:50,347 --> 01:36:51,389 Why not indeed. 1754 01:36:51,473 --> 01:36:53,183 It's gonna cost one billion dollars. 1755 01:36:53,266 --> 01:36:54,059 Yeah... 1756 01:36:54,142 --> 01:36:55,936 Look after this for me for a second 1757 01:37:02,234 --> 01:37:03,318 Farewell. chaps. 1758 01:37:06,238 --> 01:37:07,697 Bye Corny. 1759 01:37:12,994 --> 01:37:15,372 The road that has no turnings... 1760 01:37:22,254 --> 01:37:23,755 What the fuck did he say? 1761 01:37:23,839 --> 01:37:25,298 Hmm... yeah. don't know. 1762 01:37:29,928 --> 01:37:51,888 Yes. === Encoded By nItRo www.300mbfilms.com & 300mbfilms.org 116302