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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Why are you talking
to my husband
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about your love life?
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You know, Mary,
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you might want to be careful
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about throwing stones,
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'cause I've seen
your glass house.
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Hey, it's Missy.
I stole my dad's truck,
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I'm running away. Want to come?
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Come and get me.
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All right, your parents
are on their way.
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Are they mad?
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If my daughter stole my car
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and ran away, I'd be mad.
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You may never drive again.
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And you are not hanging out
with Paige anymore.
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I liked it better
when you two weren't talking.
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If you're feeling
ignored, don't worry.
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We're gonna be laser-focused
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on you from now on.
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♪ The stars at night ♪
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♪ Are big and bright ♪
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♪ Deep in the heart of Texas ♪
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♪ The prairie sky ♪
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♪ Is wide and high ♪
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♪ Deep in the heart of Texas. ♪
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Remember,
it's always four claps.
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Never three, always four.
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You know who claps three times?
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Yankees.
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And as Texans, we always
remember the Alamo.
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Otherwise, we might as well
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just live in Oklahoma. Blech.
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Hey, how long
have you been here?
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I just came to check
on her before work.
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She was up and you were
snoring like a buzz saw.
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I do not snore.
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Okay.
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Be nice.
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You didn't hear it?
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I didn't say that.
I said, "Be nice."
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Okay, well, thanks for
letting me get some rest.
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No problem.
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Good morning, CeeCee.
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She's fed, she's changed
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and we got through
the first two verses
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of "Deep in the Heart of Texas."
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Did you tell her
about the claps?
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Of course. Good.
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What you planning
for your birthday?
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Probably just gonna
take it easy.
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Oh, my God.
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Saturday's your birthday.
I totally forgot.
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Don't worry about it.
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Honestly, I don't even
know what today is.
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Thursday. It's Thursday?
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Really? That's weird.
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Anyway, I'm really sorry.
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It ain't a big deal.
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What do you mean,
it's not a big deal?
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You're gonna be 18.
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You can legally
buy me cigarettes.
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And CeeCee's excited her dad's
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gonna be an actual adult
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and she doesn't have
to change the subject
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every time his age comes up.
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If I wasn't mature, that'd
probably hurt my feelings.
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And you don't have
to get me anything.
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She's enough.
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Glad you like her.
I didn't save the receipt.
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Well, I got to get to work.
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Bye, CeeCee.
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You miss being 18?
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No, pretty happy
where I am right now.
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Yeah, me, too.
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I'm lying. Yeah, me, too.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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My sister was
facing the repercussions
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of her recent joyride
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by being grounded at home.
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No TV!
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No music!
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No magazines.
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If you want,
you can read a book.
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I'd rather die.
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And I, despite being
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innocent of all wrongdoing,
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was being punished as well.
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Not by my parents,
but by society
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and their insistence
on a "spring break."
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One whole week of no school.
No fair.
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You two should do
something together.
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Go outside, take a walk.
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I'd rather die.
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I'd rather read.
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You could make
a card for Georgie.
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It's his birthday Saturday.
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You're right, I need
to get him a gift.
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I should go to the mall.
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You're not going anywhere.
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But it's my only brother's
18th birthday.
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Excuse me.
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Fine, it's my
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favorite brother's
18th birthday.
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Better.
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I got to go to work.
Keep an eye on her.
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I will.
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I was talking to your father,
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but actually, sure.
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Bye.
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So, are you gonna
be mad at me forever?
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No, not forever.
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But I'm not gonna be done
anytime soon.
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Okay, look, I know I'm grounded
and I'm missing spring break,
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and I totally deserve it.
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There better not be a "but."
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There isn't.
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However...
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I need to catch up on 90210
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because everyone
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will be talking about it Monday,
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and if I miss it,
I might as well
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not even go back to school.
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Too bad.
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Come on, even prisoners
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get to go out to the yard
for an hour a day.
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Fair enough.
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There's the yard.
Knock yourself out.
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I know a way for you
to watch whatever you want.
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How?
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Your imagination.
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That's stupid.
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Did you know there's
a German folk song about it?
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Don't.
♪ My thoughts will not cater ♪
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♪ To duke or dictator ♪
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♪ No man can deny ♪
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♪ Die gedanken sind frei. ♪
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Where are you going?
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Mom said no music.
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♪ Die Gedanken sind frei ♪
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♪ Wer kann sie erraten. ♪
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She's finally napping. Great.
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You get 20 minutes.
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What you gonna do?
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Sleep, bathe, eat?
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No, I took a bath a few
days ago. I think I'm set.
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Those baths aren't just for you.
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Hey, I was thinking about
doing something nice
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for Georgie's birthday.
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How nice? 'Cause I'm all set
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with great-grandchildren
for now.
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Well, I just gave birth
and he's seeing another woman,
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so I was thinking maybe a cake
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and some of his favorite food.
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That's sweet, you're gonna cook.
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Actually, uh...
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Okay.
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I'll do the food,
you handle the cake.
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Great.
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Hey, uh, does Mary
know how to bake?
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Yeah.
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Perfect.
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♪ This is
quite a time for smiling... ♪
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Hey,
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welcome back.
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How's little Constance doing?
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We're calling her CeeCee.
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Well, that's just the cutest.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, I got you coffee.
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Don't worry,
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it's not the sludge we serve.
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I got it from the 7-Eleven
on the corner.
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Thank you, but I'm fine.
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Are you sure?
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I put some of those
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flavored creamers in it.
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Fancy.
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I really have a lot of
work to catch up on.
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Of course.
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Well, I will leave you to it.
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But later on,
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I want to see pictures
of that baby.
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I don't have any with me.
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Well, you can
describe her to me.
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She's about yay big
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and bald.
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Nothing you ain't seen before.
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Sounds adorable.
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Do you want this open or...
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Closed. Yep.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing, go away.
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You're not allowed to watch TV.
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Sheldon, let me have this.
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While Dad's gone,
I'm the man of the house,
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and the man of the house
has to enforce the rules.
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The man of the house is about
to get his teeth knocked out.
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Puberty's made you mean.
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I need to know
what happened on my show.
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And you'll find out
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when your privileges
are restored.
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I can't wait that long,
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each episode builds on the last.
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Imagine a Star Trek that ends
with "to be continued,"
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and you don't get to continue.
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That would never happen,
because I follow the rules.
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You are this close
to a purple nurple.
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You leave my nurples alone.
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Yes?
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Hey, Mary,
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you get a chance
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to send out those checks?
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Not yet, but I'll get to it.
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All right.
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It's just that,
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the checks to the vendors
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go out on Tuesdays,
and it's Thursday.
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I know the days
of the week, Brenda.
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Okay.
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You want checks?
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Here's checks.
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Mancuso Maintenance.
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$45.
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There you go.
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Mary... Lone Star Vending.
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$200.
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Okay, if you're mad,
just talk to me
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instead of whatever this is.
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I'm not mad.
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Okay, come on, Mary.
We're friends.
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Just not as good of friends
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as you are with my husband.
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Okay, if you're gonna
keep working here,
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we have to figure this out.
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Maybe I shouldn't work here.
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Maybe you shouldn't.
Are you firing me?
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Well, I thought
you were quitting.
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Maybe I was. Then maybe I was.
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Then I am.
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Then I do.
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Great, then I'm leaving.
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Well, I'm a little
confused, but okay.
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Mary, you're home early.
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I'm sorry, am I bothering you?
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No, just thought
you'd still be at work.
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Well, I'm not.
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I don't work there anymore.
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Brenda and I got in a fight.
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Wait, what?
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Did you get fired?
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Yes. Or maybe I quit.
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I don't know, it's unclear.
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Well, whichever one it was,
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I'm on your side. Screw Brenda.
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You don't even know
what happened.
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You're right. Sorry.
What happened?
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Well, Brenda was
being overly nice,
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which really
rubbed me the wrong way,
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so I tore her head off.
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Well, I don't see
what choice you had.
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George, don't.
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What? I'm on your side.
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Why do I even tell you anything?
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Love you!
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Missy, are you busy?
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Do I look busy?
272
00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,856
I do some of my best thinking
lying down.
273
00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:51,725
Yeah, well, I'm not thinking.
274
00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:54,527
The shower is another
excellent place to cogitate.
275
00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:56,272
Sometimes I'll just
lather up and drift off...
276
00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:57,898
What do you want, Sheldon?
277
00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,808
Well, I was thinking about
what you said about Star Trek
278
00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:01,811
and how it'd be hard to watch
part one and not part two.
279
00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:03,736
So I can watch 90210?
280
00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:06,206
No, but I can offer you
the next best thing:
281
00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,475
Theater of the mind.
282
00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:10,610
This is why people hate you.
283
00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:11,979
No, I've watched your program,
284
00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:13,489
and I can tell you
everything that happened.
285
00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:14,648
So you know what happens
286
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:15,991
with Brandon's gambling problem?
287
00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:17,484
And how Dylan
and Kelly are doing?
288
00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:19,720
I do. Okay.
289
00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,488
Wait, why would
you do that for me?
290
00:10:21,587 --> 00:10:23,590
Well, when you tried
to watch the tape,
291
00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,530
I ended up watching
the first 12 seconds of it,
292
00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:27,259
and the completist in me
had to finish it.
293
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,360
That's so dumb.
294
00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:31,498
I love it. Tell me everything.
295
00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:33,701
Well, it starts off with Kelly
296
00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,368
working out on
an exercise machine.
297
00:10:35,467 --> 00:10:36,669
Oh, she's dating Dylan,
298
00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:38,370
who was dating her best friend.
299
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,972
Mm-hmm.
300
00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:41,884
She gets sweatier and
sweatier, which I'm assuming
301
00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:42,989
is because of the exercise,
302
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,344
although it could
be the weather.
303
00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:46,178
Los Angeles is
the land of sun and fun.
304
00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:47,313
Did she look upset?
305
00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:50,049
Hard to say. She looked sweaty.
306
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,650
What happens next?
307
00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:53,162
Well, then she
and her brother, David,
308
00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:55,388
get into a very heated
argument over a banana.
309
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,655
That doesn't sound right.
310
00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:58,557
Well, in the next
scene at school,
311
00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,969
everyone gets quiet
when Kelly walks up.
312
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,504
I'm assuming it's
because of the banana tiff.
313
00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:02,796
There's no way
314
00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:04,397
the episode was about a banana.
315
00:11:04,496 --> 00:11:05,664
I'm sorry, did you watch it?
316
00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:07,399
What else happened?
317
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,610
Oh, they're also planning Kelly
318
00:11:08,634 --> 00:11:09,702
a surprise birthday party.
319
00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:11,504
Well, that's why they got quiet.
320
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:12,806
How could you not get that?
321
00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:14,374
No one said it out loud.
322
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,643
You have to pay attention
to how they're acting.
323
00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:18,544
Their faces and body language.
324
00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:20,679
You mean for subtext?
325
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:21,948
Yeah, subtext.
326
00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:24,417
I hate subtext, I prefer text.
327
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,716
Then just listen to the music.
328
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,419
If it's sad, they're sad.
329
00:11:27,519 --> 00:11:28,889
It's happy, they're happy.
330
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:29,989
Interesting.
331
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,302
So the music's
like a cheat sheet
332
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,459
to help read social cues?
333
00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:33,460
Exactly.
334
00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:34,961
Look at that,
335
00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:36,629
spring break
and I'm still learning.
336
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,466
George said he was on my side,
337
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:41,835
but if he was really
338
00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:44,071
on my side, he wouldn't
say he was on my side
339
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:45,838
like he had to
calm down a crazy woman.
340
00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:48,841
You know, I can just
buy Georgie a cake.
341
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,309
All righty,
342
00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:51,945
I got everything we need
343
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:54,380
to make chicken-fried steak
344
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,316
and mac and cheese
and tater tots.
345
00:11:56,414 --> 00:11:57,850
Healthy.
346
00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,318
You said make his favorite meal.
347
00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:01,178
What'd you think that
was gonna be, a carrot?
348
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,721
And it's fine,
349
00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:04,191
I will make the cake.
350
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,457
Thank you.
351
00:12:05,557 --> 00:12:06,759
I've got plenty of time.
352
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,628
It's not like
I have a job to go to.
353
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:09,863
What happened?
354
00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:11,630
You don't want to know.
355
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,200
Sold.
356
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,168
We're home.
357
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,602
Hey, how was your walk? Slow.
358
00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:18,171
You don't know
how many old ladies
359
00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:19,749
are in the neighborhood
till you go out with a baby.
360
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:21,207
Ooh, tots.
361
00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:22,408
Hey, hands off.
362
00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:23,743
Oh, uh, they're for Saturday.
363
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,544
We thought we'd make
you a birthday dinner.
364
00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:28,148
Oh, shoot.
Amber's taking me out.
365
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:31,083
Oh, I thought you said
you didn't have plans.
366
00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:32,219
Well, I...
367
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:33,419
I didn't, she just asked.
368
00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:34,822
Can't you cancel?
369
00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,088
No, it's... it's okay.
370
00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:37,224
It's your birthday,
371
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:38,644
you should do
what you want to do.
372
00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:41,061
Maybe we can do
family dinner on Sunday?
373
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,429
- Of course.
- Great.
374
00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:44,798
I got to go clean her up,
375
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,499
she's got old lady lipstick
on her head.
376
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,101
Well, you're an old lady. How
do you get that lipstick off?
377
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,572
All right,
I'll figure it out myself.
378
00:12:57,509 --> 00:12:58,610
What you watching?
379
00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,779
Beverly Hills 90210.
380
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,916
Isn't that Missy's show? Yes,
381
00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:04,317
I'm trying to do a better job
382
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,062
of picking up on the characters'
emotional states.
383
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,955
So, for example, this scene
384
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:10,190
seems like it's
about expired food,
385
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,934
but thanks to
the ominous music, I can tell
386
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,525
it's about
Kelly's eating disorder.
387
00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:15,128
Give it a try.
388
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,230
Well, let's see. Uh...
389
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,741
That one's upset
'cause he's 30 years old
390
00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:20,967
and still in high school.
391
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:22,668
That's what I thought, too,
392
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:23,937
but it turns out his father
393
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,371
recently died
in a car explosion.
394
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,673
Oh. Well, I can see why
that would make him sad.
395
00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,475
Hold on.
396
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:30,677
Sad music, yep.
397
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,479
You're good at this.
398
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:34,280
♪ ♪
399
00:13:47,659 --> 00:13:49,096
What?
400
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:51,999
I'm not leaving
until we talk this out.
401
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:54,600
My mom's upset.
402
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,336
Did you get it? Listen.
403
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,246
We have nothing to talk about.
404
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,490
Fine. Then let's just
yell at each other.
405
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,649
I'm not yelling at you.
406
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,186
Mary, we're neighbors,
our kids are friends.
407
00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:14,496
We're gonna be
in each other's lives
408
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,255
for a long time. Let's do this.
409
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,557
I am busy. I am making a cake.
410
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,460
And I'm talking to
a pain in the ass
411
00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:22,062
who won't admit she's mad.
412
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,196
I'm not mad.
413
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,530
Really?
414
00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:28,801
How about now?
415
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:29,937
Back yard.
416
00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:32,705
Do you even think about
417
00:14:32,804 --> 00:14:34,341
how your actions
affect other people?
418
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,275
Love it. Keep it coming.
419
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,921
You couldn't hang on
to your crappy husband,
420
00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:40,447
so you tried to move in
on my crappy husband.
421
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,350
Good, good. That hurt, but good.
422
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,456
Mm, I love me some Chi-Chi's.
423
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,024
You're a cheap date.
424
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,467
You say that now.
Wait till you see
425
00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:54,094
how many chimichangas
I can put away.
426
00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:57,429
It's your birthday.
Have as many as you want.
427
00:14:57,529 --> 00:14:59,032
You may regret that.
428
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,302
Thanks again for taking me out.
429
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,370
You don't want to
spend the night at home
430
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:05,772
with some crying baby.
431
00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:08,207
I don't know.
When it's your kid,
432
00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:09,976
the crying doesn't
bother you as much.
433
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,611
You're not gonna be
one of those parents
434
00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:14,813
that brings their babies
to restaurants, are you?
435
00:15:14,913 --> 00:15:16,249
You bet.
436
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,317
Wrap her up like a burrito,
she'd fit right in.
437
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,452
Well, tonight,
438
00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:22,455
you don't have
to think about that.
439
00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:24,591
We can just have fun.
440
00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:27,259
I like the sound of that.
441
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,196
You do mean sex, right?
442
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,030
What do you think?
443
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:34,567
Hmm, maybe I shouldn't
get the chimichangas.
444
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,070
And then she sees Dylan
445
00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:38,638
in the hallway and tells her
446
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:39,847
that she and Kelly
are friends again,
447
00:15:39,871 --> 00:15:41,207
and he kisses her
on the forehead.
448
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:42,375
What kind of kiss was it?
449
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,076
Well, it seemed innocent,
450
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,979
but the music was mysterious,
451
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:48,360
indicating that their love
triangle will totally continue.
452
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:49,982
Well, that's juicy.
453
00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:51,082
Oh, I'm aware.
454
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,219
If you want,
455
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:53,220
you can watch with me next week.
456
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,821
No, thank you.
457
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:57,490
Although, I would like to know
who killed Dylan's dad.
458
00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:00,226
Plus, what happened
to David's recording contract.
459
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:01,470
Do you really think
he's going to
460
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,854
let that producer
change his sound?
461
00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:04,496
Boy, I hope not.
462
00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:06,633
I hear you, sister.
463
00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,868
Do you have any idea
what it feels like
464
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:11,538
to have your husband
prefer to hang out
465
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,039
with your best friend over you?
466
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,707
I know how it feels
to have my husband leave me.
467
00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:17,809
Then you should know better.
468
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:20,080
You're right.
469
00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:24,183
I mean, I get that you're fun,
470
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:25,518
and I'm just
471
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:28,321
a churchy stick-in-the-mud.
472
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,623
Mary, I don't even think
it was about me.
473
00:16:30,722 --> 00:16:32,392
It could've been anybody.
474
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,661
That doesn't make me
feel better.
475
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,562
I just mean I'm not his wife.
476
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,265
Which makes me
easier to talk to.
477
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:43,302
Don't make it right,
but talk's all it was.
478
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:44,870
Are you sure?
479
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,605
I swear.
480
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,710
Like how sometimes it was easier
481
00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:53,745
for you to talk to Pastor Rob?
482
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:59,018
But shouldn't George and I want
to talk to each other?
483
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,787
Don't ask me,
484
00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:03,889
I couldn't hang on
to my "crappy husband."
485
00:17:04,655 --> 00:17:06,159
Sorry about that.
486
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,727
No.
487
00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:08,693
It's true.
488
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:11,364
You want to talk about it?
489
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:14,601
That'd be nice.
490
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:17,769
George around?
491
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,373
Okay, not ready to joke.
492
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,012
Hey. Hey.
493
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:31,049
Oh, quick, scratch my nose.
494
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,686
Oh, nothing's ever felt better.
495
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,323
I'm offended.
496
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,692
Hey, what time is it?
497
00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:42,028
About 8:30.
498
00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:43,796
You're home early.
499
00:17:43,895 --> 00:17:45,632
Yeah.
500
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,767
How was your date?
501
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:51,371
Actually, we broke up.
502
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,205
Oh.
503
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:56,643
What happened?
504
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,511
Nothing, I just
wanted to be here.
505
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:01,913
Really?
506
00:18:02,013 --> 00:18:04,116
Yeah.
507
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:07,653
That's what we wanted, too.
508
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,401
Happy birthday.
509
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,435
There is something else
510
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,003
you could do for my birthday.
511
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,074
I had a baby two weeks ago. No.
512
00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:29,675
Not that.
513
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,611
Then what?
514
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,380
Marry me.
515
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,747
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