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♪ WE FOUND SOMETHING
THAT'S HARD TO FIND ♪

♪ WE GOT OUR TIMES
BUT I AM YOURS ♪

♪ AND, BOY, YOU'RE MINE

EXCUSE ME, I'M SORRY.

I JUST HAD TO TELL YOU YOU ARE
DOING A GREAT JOB WITH THE SHOW.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.
WE'RE SO HAPPY.

WE HAVE TO HAVE YOU BACK.

-MAYBE.
-OKAY.

HEY, GUYS.

HELLO. CAN I HAVE YOU TWO
FOR A SECOND?

COME ON, COME ON.

EVERYBODY GATHER AROUND.

COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

OKAY.

I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST
FOR A GREAT FIRST-YEAR RUN

OF THE BEST TALK-SHOW
ON DAYTIME TELEVISION.

AND CONGRATS
ON THE EMMY NOMINATION, GUYS.

-WHOO!
-GIVE IT UP, GIVE IT UP.

YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY,
THANK YOU TO THE BOTH OF YOU

BECAUSE MY RELATIONSHIP
WITH MY HUSBAND

IS NOW THE BEST
THAT IT HAS EVER BEEN.

BUT YOU AND MICHAEL
ARE SEPARATED.

YEAH, LIKE I SAID, IT'S
THE BEST THAT IT'S EVER BEEN.

BUT NO, SERIOUSLY.

WE NEED MORE COUPLES LIKE YOU.

YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION
FOR ALL THE REST OF US.

AND WITH THAT, I HAVE TO SAY,
PUT YOUR GLASSES UP, EVERYBODY.

WE WANT TO GIVE IT UP TO RYAN
AND SEBASTIAN --

THE EPITOME
OF LOVE AND HAPPINESS.

WHOO!

CHEERS TO THAT.

CHEERS!

SEE YOU TOMORROW, OKAY?

ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU, SWEETIE.

WHOO!

WHERE'S THE LOVE?

THE NEXT TIME WE KISS...

KEEP YOUR TONGUE IN YOUR MOUTH.

IT'S CALLED BEING PASSIONATE.

IT IS CALLED BEING OBNOXIOUS.

ALL RIGHT, LOOK, THIS CHARADE
WAS ALL YOUR IDEA, NOT MINE.

WE HAD AN AGREEMENT.

NO UNNECESSARY INTIMACY.

LEVEL WE ALSO HAD
ANOTHER AGREEMENT.

"TILL DEATH DO US PART."

OH, YOU WANNA GO THERE
ON THE VOWS?

HOW ABOUT THIS ONE --
"FORSAKING ALL OTHERS"?

YOU REMEMBER THAT ONE? HUH?

YOU KNOW WHAT?
I KNEW THAT WAS COMING.

HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GOING
TO THROW THAT BACK IN MY FACE?

LOOK, I KNOW WE AGREED TO ACT
LIKE WE'RE HAPPILY MARRIED

UNTIL THIS NEW BOOK IS RELEASED,
BUT THIS IS NOT WORKING.

WE ARE MARRIAGE COUNSELORS

AND BEST-SELLING AUTHORS

WITH A NUMBER-ONE
TELEVISION SHOW.

WE HAVE TONS OF PATIENTS.

OUR LOVE HELPS PEOPLE, SO...

WE ARE GOING TO CONTINUE
TO "LOVE EACH OTHER"

AND HELP COUPLES STAY TOGETHER

BECAUSE WE ARE THE EPITOME
OF LOVE AND HAPPINESS.

YOU GOT IT?

♪ WHERE'S THE LOVE?

♪ THE LOVE,
THE LOVE, THE LOVE? ♪

ARE YOU EXFOLIATING?

YES, MA'AM.

HEY, LADIES.

-HEY, BASH.
-HEY, SEBASTIAN.

SO LOOK, HON, I'M THINKING...

YOU TAKE TIM, THE HUSBAND,
AND I TAKE KENDRA.

I THINK IT ALWAYS WORKS WELL

WHEN YOU START
WITH THE MAN FIRST.

UNH...YEAH, BUT SINCE KENDRA
WAS THE ONE THAT WROTE IN,

I THINK I WANT TO START
WITH HER STORY FIRST.

OKAY. FAIR ENOUGH.

UH, BUT ALL HER WHINING IS
GOING TO MAKE HER THE ENEMY,

SO I WILL NOT STAY ON HER LONG.

GOODNESS GRACIOUS.

CAN'T BE TALKING
ABOUT OUR GUESTS LIKE THAT.

YES, I CAN.

SO SECOND HALF, HOW ABOUT
I SHAKE THINGS UP A LITTLE BIT

BY ASKING KENDRA
WHAT SHE THINKS SHE WOULD CHANGE

ABOUT HER HUSBAND TIM?

OKAY, SO YOU'RE GOING
TO TAG-TEAM RIGHT AFTER ME?

-YEAH. COOL?
-COOL.

ALL RIGHT.

HELLO, AND WELCOME
TO "WHERE'S THE LOVE?"

TODAY WE'RE BEING JOINED
BY TIM AND KENDRA THOMAS.

THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED
FOR THREE YEARS NOW,

BUT NOW KENDRA FEELS THAT TIM IS
TAKING HER FOR GRANTED.

SO, KENDRA, YOU'VE
ALREADY SPOKEN WITH US.

NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU
TO TELL TIM HOW YOU FEEL.

TIM.

I DO EVERYTHING
FOR YOU AND THE BABY.

ALL I NEED FOR YOU TO DO IS
TO CLEAN UP BEHIND YOURSELF.

WE'RE NOT IN COLLEGE ANYMORE.

WHY IS IT NECESSARY
TO GO OUT WITH YOUR FRAT BOYS

EVERY WEDNESDAY?

BECAUSE IT'S FUN.
REMEMBER THAT WORD?

NOWADAYS, YOUR IDEA OF FUN IS
GOING OUT TO THE GROCERY STORE.

DO YOU THINK
I LIKE COUPON TUESDAYS

AT THE SHOP-N-SAVE?
I DON'T!

IF WE LEFT IT UP TO YOU,
WE WOULD EAT PIZZA EVERY DAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT CUTTING COUPONS --

YOU STOP SPENDING ALL THE MONEY,

WE WON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.

IF YOU'D SPEND SOME TIME
WITH ME.

WELL, KEEP YOUR WIG ON
ONCE IN A WHILE,

AND WE'D BE ALL RIGHT.

YOUR SISTER ASKED ME
TO BORROW THIS WIG,

SO DON'T GO THERE WITH ME.

YOU GOT TO BRING FAMILY
INTO THE BUSINESS.

THAT'S THE PROBLEM WE'RE HAVING.

WANNA TALK ABOUT FAMILY?
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT FAMILY?

I HEAR THE NEED
FOR A DATE NIGHT.

DATE NIGHT -- I THINK
THAT'S WHAT WE NEED RIGHT HERE.

AND EVEN MORE IMPORTANT
THAN DATE NIGHT, EVERYBODY,

IS TIME ALONE FOR YOURSELVES.

OKAY?

TIM, YOU'RE AN AVID GOLFER.
GO GOLFING.

KENDRA, ALL RIGHT,

I'M SURE YOU'D LOVE A SPA DAY,
WOULDN'T YOU?

ALL RIGHT, SO, GO TAKE
A SPA DAY, GET YOUR FEET DONE.

YES, PLEASE!

OH, YOU WANNA GO THERE?

YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT BODY PARTS?
ON NATIONAL TELEVISION?

YOU WANNA DO THAT?

I'M JUST PROTECTING MYSELF.
HE GOT A GOOD SUGGESTION.

WHY DO YOU HAVE
TO PROTECT YOURSELF?

IT SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S
A LOT MORE TO THIS STORY.

AND WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT
WHEN WE COME BACK.

HEY, RYAN, GIVE ME
A LITTLE MORE INTERACTION

WITH SEBASTIAN, OKAY?

AND THROW IN
SOME LIFE EXPERIENCES,

STUFF LIKE THAT.

AND I NEED YOU TO LOOK LOVINGLY
AT HIM WHEN HE TALKS, OKAY?

OKAY.

WE'RE BACK IN IN 5...

4, 3, 2, 1.

HEY, RYAN.

HEY, AMY.

SAW THAT EPISODE YOU DID
ON COMMITMENT.

THAT WAS SO GOOD.

-OH, THANK YOU!
-WHAT CAN I GET YOU TODAY?

THE USUAL.

I GOT IT.

THE USUAL.

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

-THIS IS WHAT WE DO.
-MM-HMM.

YOU KNOW, I AM STARTING TO
WONDER WHAT ALL OF THIS IS FOR.

YOU STILL HAVE THE CONDO
IN BARBADOS?

YEAH.

THERE'S YOUR ANSWER.

NO, SID, IT'S NOT JUST
ABOUT THE MONEY.

ALTHOUGH, I DO LOVE THAT PLACE.

IS, UM...

EVERYTHING OKAY
WITH YOU AND BASH?

ACTUALLY, WE'RE...

SEPARATED.

WHAT?
WHEN?

SIX MONTHS AGO.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

SO THIS IS HOW WE TREAT 15 YEARS
OF FRIENDSHIP?

I DON'T BELIEVE
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME.

SID, NO ONE KNOWS.

WE'RE PRETENDING
TO STILL BE HAPPILY MARRIED.

LOOK, IF WE TELL EVERYONE,
WE LOSE THE SHOW,

THE BOOKS, EVERYTHING.

WE'RE AMERICA'S FAVORITE COUPLE,
REMEMBER?

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY
WHEN IT HAPPENED, BUT...

I WOKE UP ONE DAY AND I REALIZED
THAT WE MADE

BETTER BUSINESS PARTNERS
THAN LIFE PARTNERS.

LOOK, YOU KNOW BASH.

HE LIKES TO GO OUT
AND ENTERTAIN AND PARTY,

BUT WE HAVE A HUGE
RESPONSIBILITY TO THE PUBLIC.

AND I'M PRACTICALLY RUNNING
THE BUSINESS BY MYSELF,

AND HE JUST WANTS THE ATTENTION.

BUT, OF COURSE, THAT'S
ANOTHER STORY FOR ANOTHER DAY.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT,
BUT EVERYTHING...

EVERYTHING'S CHANGED.

AND SEPARATION WAS
THE ONLY ANSWER.

CAN I SAY SOMETHING?

UM, I DIDN'T REALLY REALIZE THAT
WE WERE HAVING ANY PROBLEMS,

REALLY, 'CAUSE WE WERE ALWAYS,
YOU KNOW, "INTIMATE,"

AND SHE REALLY ENJOYS ME,
YOU KNOW, RIGHT, BABY?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

YOU KNOW, WHEN WE'RE INTIMATE,
SOMETIMES I CLOSE MY EYES

AND OCCASIONALLY I SCREAM,
YOU KNOW, AND...

I LIKE TO SCREAM, TOO,
WITH MY EYES OPEN.

PRAY...

THAT IT DOESN'T LAST
MORE THAN 10 MINUTES.

HEY.

YOU SCREAM AND PRAY THAT --
THAT'S AN OXYMORON, IS...

AND LOOK, I WAS BEING
GENEROUS WITH THE 10 MINUTES.

I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO PLUG
A HOLE IN THAT FACE OF YOURS,

SHUT UP, BECAUSE WE --

WHY DO YOU DO THIS?
THIS IS THE PROBLEM RIGHT HERE.

SHE'S ALWAYS TRYING
TO CONTROL ME, OKAY?

-I'M NOT TRYING TO CONTROL YOU.
-YOU WANT ME TO SHUT UP BUT --

SOME PEOPLE DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY OUT OF THEIR MOUTH.

YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.

HOW IS IT ME?!

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO JUST TOLD
THESE PEOPLE YOU CAN SAY SO MUCH

BUT YOU COULDN'T TELL ME
THAT 10 MINUTES WASN'T ENOUGH?

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH,
I'M GONNA NEED FOR YOU

TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THIS TODAY.

ALL RIGHT, SO TELL ME
WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS TITLE.

"SEVEN WAYS
TO WIN A MAN'S HEART."

SIMPLE, TO THE POINT.

I LIKE IT.

EHH. THOUGHT YOU MIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.

'CAUSE I'M THINKING
THIS MONTH'S COLUMN

SHOULD BE FUN, YOU KNOW,
NOTHING TOO HEAVY.

SORRY.
OLD HABITS.

IT WAS NICE, ACTUALLY.

AND HOW ABOUT THIS?

UM...

LET'S NOT GO
TO PREDICTABLE WAYS LIKE...

"HE LOVES COOKING,
AND HE LOVES HIS MAMA."

HMM.

AND INSTEAD WE DEAL WITH,
YOU KNOW,

HIS EMOTIONAL NEEDS
AND HIS INTIMACY ISSUES.

HMM, GOOD.

YEP?

YEAH, ESPECIALLY
THE EMOTIONAL PART.

COME ON.

HMM?

NO, NO, NO, NO.
I WAS JUST RESTING MY EYES.

YEAH, RESTING YOUR EYES.
WHATEVER.

BASH, NO, NO, BABE.
DON'T -- PUT ME DOWN!

-NOPE.
-PLEASE?

YOU'RE GONNA HURT YOUR BACK.

BASH, PUT ME DOWN, COME ON.

-NOPE.
-PLEASE?

-MNH-MNH.
-NOT HERE, OVER THERE.

RIGHT THERE.

COME ON, WE HAVE TO FINISH
THE ARTICLE.

YEAH, YEAH, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
JUST RELAX, OKAY?

IT'LL GET DONE.

YEAH, BUT WHEN?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

YOU CAN KEEP THE HOUSE.

FIGURED IT'S TOO MANY MEMORIES.

WE COULD BOTH USE A FRESH START.

GUESS A MAN IS NEVER
TRULY MARRIED UNTIL HE KNOWS...

EVERYTHING HIS WIFE IS
NOT THINKING.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

JUST...

EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION IS
ONE WAY TO WIN A MAN OVER.

HA.

ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY

THAT WOMEN DON'T KNOW
HOW TO COMMUNICATE?

YOU GUYS DID INVENT
THE SILENT TREATMENT.

THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

SEE, WE SIMPLY LIKE TO GATHER
ALL OF OUR THOUGHTS FIRST.

RIGHT.

MM-HMM.

BABY, YOU CAN SPEAK
FROM THE HEART, THOUGH.

AT LEAST SOMETIMES.

SO, UM...

I GUESS YOU CAN JUST TAKE
WHAT'S YOURS.

I'LL KEEP THE CAR.
YOU KEEP THE TRUCK.

THERE'S NO NEED FOR LAWYERS

AND ALL THAT.

YEP.

YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT SHOULD JUST BE SIMPLE.

WHAT ABOUT OUR CLIENTS?

I SAY WE...

SIT DOWN TOGETHER

AND MEET WITH EACH OF THEM
FACE TO FACE.

GOOD, I'M GLAD YOU SAID THAT,
BECAUSE...

SENDING A LETTER IS JUST...

SO IMPERSONAL.

YEAH, I MEAN, WE'RE STILL
THE SAME THERAPISTS.

WE JUST WON'T BE MARRIED.

EXACTLY.

HONEY, DO YOU THINK WE SPEND
TOO MUCH TIME TOGETHER?

BECAUSE SEBASTIAN SAYS
THAT BALANCE IS KEY.

I DON'T THINK WE HAVE BALANCE.

ROD, DO YOU HEAR ME?
I'M TALKING TO YOU.

YOU SHOULD STOP LISTENING
TO YOUR BROTHER'S ADVICE.

BUT HE'S A THERAPIST,
HE KNOWS.

-HE KNOWS?
-YEAH.

-REALLY?
-REALLY.

SINCE HE KNOWS SO MUCH,
HOW COME HE DOESN'T KNOW

HOW TO FIX HIS OWN MARRIAGE?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WHAT IS THIS...?

WHAT IS THIS?

THIS IS JUNK!

RYAN AND SEBASTIAN ARE PERFECT.

LOOK, AND I WILL LISTEN TO HIM
IF I WANT TO.

LOOK, "SOMETIMES COUPLES
OVERCOMPENSATE WITH INTIMACY

TO MAKE UP FOR OTHER
SHORTCOMINGS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

THOUGH THIS MAY WORK
IN THE BEGINNING,

IT ONLY COMPLICATES MATTERS
IN THE END,

FOR SWEEPING AN ISSUE
UNDER THE MATTRESS

WILL EVENTUALLY CAUSE
A BACK-BREAKING MARRIAGE."

MY BACK HURTS, ROD.

"SIGNS -- LESS COMMUNICATION,
LESS SPONTANEITY,

LESS RESPECT OF MATE'S VOICE
OR OPINION."

MM-HMM.

I THINK
WE SHOULD GO TO THERAPY.

NO, LET ME REPHRASE THAT.

WE NETO GO TO THERAPY.

KAI, I AM NOT GOING
TO THERAPY.

ROD, YOU ARE NOT RESPECTING
MY VOICE.

AND YOU ARE NOT RESPECTING
MY BATHROOM TIME.

SO...

-DID YOU JUST...
-UH-HUH.

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

NO ROMPS FOR YOU THIS WEEK.
HOW ABOUT THAT?

YOU PROMISE?

YOU ARE SO ON PROBATION.

YOU ARE LIKE
ON OFFICIAL PROBATION-PROBATION.

ARE YOU MY P.O.?

...TALKING ABOUT I DON'T NEED
TO LISTEN TO MY BROTHER.

HE KNOWS
WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

"ALTHOUGH OVERINDULGENCE
CAN BE BAD...

NEVER USE INTIMACY AS A WEAPON."

MM-HMM!

"REFUSING ADVANCES
OR HOLDING OUT

CAN ONLY FRUSTRATE YOUR PARTNER
AND WORSEN COMMUNICATION

AND DO MORE HURT THAN GOOD."

THAT'S...

OH, HE DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING.

HMM-MM.

HEY, PAIGE, WHAT'S UP?

OH, HEY, GUYS.

LISTEN, WE ARE ANNOUNCING
YOUR VOW RENEWAL

FOR THE FINALE EPISODE,

SO LET'S GO OVER
SOME OF THE DETAILS.

UH, PAIGE...

SERIOUSLY,
DO WE REALLY HAVE TIME

TO PLAN SOME ELABORATE CEREMONY?

YEAH, THIS IS KIND OF PRIVATE
AND SACRED.

WE SHOULDN'T EXPLOIT IT.

RYAN?

YEAH, WHAT SEBASTIAN SAID.

WOW, WELL, I MEAN, I HAVE
TO SAY I'M PRETTY DISAPPOINTED.

I MEAN, YOU TWO THINK THAT THIS
SHOW EXPLOITS YOUR RELATIONSHIP?

-YES.
-NO, I...

LISTEN -- YOU HAVE FOUR MONTHS
WITH AN ASSISTANT TO HELP YOU.

AND I WILL LAY OFF

SOME OF THE MORE GIMMICKY
MARKETING TACTICS, OKAY?

AND I'LL GET YOUR APPROVAL
ON A LOT OF THINGS.

OKAY.

BUT, I MEAN, I DON'T SEE

WHY WE CAN'T JUST FOCUS
ON THE WINNING COUPLE.

YOU GUYS ARE
THE STARS OF THE SHOW.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT
SOME RANDOM NOBODIES

FROM THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
AND SOME SENTIMENTAL STORY.

I MEAN, COME ON, THEY CARE
ABOUT YOU TWO

AND YOUR SEVEN-YEAR ANNIVERSARY.

LISTEN, THE NETWORK IS ECSTATIC.
THEY WANT THIS FOR THE FINALE.

RYAN, JUST BOOK SOME TIME WITH
FRANCESCA AND GO DRESS SHOPPING.

WE GOT TO GET IT APPROVED.

AND WE WERE THINKING SOMETHING
WHITE AND A LITTLE VINTAGE-Y.

I'M THINKING
MORE OF A PEACH, MAYBE?

UH, YEAH, WELL,
YOU KEEP THINKING ABOUT THAT.

OH, AND "THE LOOK" CALLED,
AND THEY WANT TO BOOK YOU TWO

FOR THE "HOTTEST COUPLES"
EPISODE.

AND WHY DIDN'T
THEY CALL FORREST?

GUYS, ABOUT FORREST.

LOOK, LET'S BE HONEST.

YOU'RE IN THE BIG LEAGUES NOW.

I HAVE SOMEBODY BETTER
FOR YOU TO CONSIDER.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH FORREST?

HE'S SO BUSY, AND I DON'T SEE
HIM MAKING YOU A PRIORITY.

AND HE'S SO ARROGANT.

I MEAN, I CAN HARDLY HAVE
A CONVERSATION WITH THE GUY.

YEAH, BUT, UH...

WE LIKE FORREST.

ALL RIGHT.
I MEAN, ALL I CAN DO IS ADVISE.

I CAN'T MAKE YOU DO ANYTHING.

EVEN IF IT IS BETTER
FOR YOUR CAREER.

IS THAT ALL?

FOR NOW.

YOU TWO HAVE A GREAT SHOW, OKAY?

THANKS, PAIGE.

GOT THE CONFERENCE CALL
AT 2:00,

THEN ANOTHER SEMINAR AT 11:00.

HEY, GUYS.

OKAY, GUYS, I NEED TO CONFIRM

YOUR HARPER'SMAGAZINE
CONFERENCE CALL FOR THURSDAY.

AND "MOVERS AND SHAKERS" IS HERE
FOR YOUR INTERVIEW,

AND SHE'S ON SET WAITING.

-THANKS, ROSE.
-ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU.

OH, SEBASTIAN,

DO YOU MIND IF I TALK TO YOU
IN PRIVATE FOR A MINUTE?

-UH, SURE.
-THANK YOU.

I JUST NEED A LITTLE GUY ADVICE,
THAT'S ALL.

OH, ABSOLUTELY. SHOOT.

SO I'M COMPLETELY FRUSTRATED
WITH THE GUY THAT I'M DATING.

I, UM...

I DON'T THINK
HE'S COMPLETELY DEDICATED

TO THE IDEA OF BEING
IN A RELATIONSHIP, YOU KNOW?

I FEEL LIKE HE'S STILL OPEN
TO DATING OTHER PEOPLE.

OKAY, WELL, HAVE YOU ASKED --

I DON'T WANT
TO COME OFF ANXIOUS.

IT'S ONLY BEEN A FEW MONTHS,

BUT THE OTHER DAY,
I WAS TALKING TO HIM,

WE WERE IN CONVERSATION,
AND I SAID,

"HEY, I'M DATING JUST YOU,
EXCLUSIVELY,"

AND HE DIDN'T RESPOND.

MEN ARE DIFFERENT.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
I SHOULD ASK HIM.

NO, I SHOULD TELLHIM
WHAT I EXPECT.

YEAH.

-HONESTY IS...
-THE BEST WAY TO HANDLE

ANYTHING IN A RELATIONSHIP,
RIGHT.

SO I'M GOING TO BE HONEST,
AND I'M GOING TO BE TELL HIM

THAT I WANT TO BE EXCLUSIVE.

YEAH, RIGHT.

YEAH.

AND IF HE'S NOT WILLING
TO GIVE YOU 100%...

THEN I'M OUTTA THERE.
I'M DONE, IT NEVER HAPPENED.

PSSH!GONE.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

I'M SORRY.
ABSOLUTELY.

I KNOW IT'S UNPROFESSIONAL,
BUT I HAD TO...

-NO, NO, NO.
-OKAY.

THAT'S WHAT I DO,
YOU KNOW, SO...

-HELP.
-GLAD I COULD HELP.

YEAH, GLAD I COULD HELP.

RIGHT.
READ YOUR MIND THERE.

YOU DID.

WELL, YOU GET IN THERE
AND DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.

-OKAY.
-GO GET 'EM, TIGER!

I WILL.
AND, UH...

GOOD LUCK, ROSE.

ALL RIGHT!

GOOD SHOW.
THANK YOU.

IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.

WHAT WAS THAT?

WHAT? JUST...

JUST WOMEN BEING WOMEN.

TRUST ME, I COULDN'T GET
A WORD IN EDGEWISE.

OH, AND WHAT EXACTLY WAS
THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

SEBASTIAN...

WHERE IS YOUR RING?

YOUR WEDDING RING?
WHERE IS IT?

OH, MAN, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I LEFT IT IN MY BAG AT THE GYM.

WHY WOULD YOU TAKE IT OFF
IN THE FIRST PLACE?

BABY, I ALWAYS TAKE
MY RING OFF WHEN I WORK OUT.

SEBASTIAN, YOU CAN'T GO
IN PUBLIC WITHOUT YOUR RING.

PEOPLE WILL SUSPECT SOMETHING.

UH, NOT IF YOU DON'T
MENTION IT.

I NEVER TAKE OFF
MY WEDDING RING.

BABY, YOU NEVER WORK OUT.

EXCUSE ME?

ARE YOU TRYING TO INSINUATE
SOMETHING ABOUT MY BODY?

BECAUSE YOU KNOW I WORK OUT.

I MEAN, I MAY NOT BE
MODEL STICK SKINNY THIN, BUT...

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

I WASN'T MAKING A COMMENT
ABOUT --

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WELL, HELLO THERE!

HI, DR. REID!

HOW ARE YOU, SHIRLEY?

I'M WELL, THANK YOU.

SO NICE TO MEET YOU.

HELLO, DR. SEBASTIAN.

HOW ARE YOU?

I'M WELL, THANK YOU.
HOW ARE YOU?

I'M DOING GREAT.

LISTEN, BEFORE WE DO ANYTHING,
BEFORE I FORGET,

CAN YOU PLEASE SIGN MY BOOK?
SURE.

ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.

THERE'S THAT.
AND I HAVE A PEN RIGHT HERE.

AH, YOU CAME EQUIPPED.

YES, YES.
I HAVE TO TELL YOU,

I'VE READ THIS BOOK
FROM BEGINNING TO END,

ESPECIALLY THE FIRST CHAPTER.

I LOVE IT.

IT HAS CHANGED
MY RELATIONSHIP COMPLETELY.

-OH, YEAH?
-COMPLETELY.

WELL, IT'S ABSOLUTELY
OUR PLEASURE.

NOW, WHAT'S THAT LINE?

IT SAYS, "DON'T MARRY
THE PERSON YOU CAN LIVE WITH..."

"MARRY THE PERSON
YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT."

OH, MY GOD, I LOVE THAT LINE.

DID Y'ALL JUST HAVE,
LIKE, A LITTLE GIRL MOMENT?

WE HAD A GIRL MOMENT.

THAT'S ACTUALLY
MY FAVORITE QUOTE.

YEAH, IT REALLY IS.
THANK YOU.

WELL, LET'S DIVE RIGHT IN.
YOU GUYS MIND?

-ABSOLUTELY.
-OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

I'M SURE OUR READERS
ALREADY KNOW THIS,

BUT HOW DID YOU GUYS --
AND I'LL ASK YOU THIS WAY --

WHENDID YOU GUYS MEET?

-IT WAS ACTUALLY IN COLLEGE.
-UNDERGRAD.

MIND IF I TELL IT?
YEAH, BUT, UM...

WE'LL SEE WHAT YOUR VERSION IS.

IT'S THE SAME STORY.

YEAH?

SO THERE'S THIS LIKE
CAMPUS-WIDE FUNDRAISER GOING ON.

AND ALL THE FRATERNITIES ARE
ALL KIND OF, UM...

DOING THIS DIFFERENT THEMES,
SO...

I GOT TOGETHER WITH SOME GUYS
FROM A FRATERNITY,

AND WE KIND OF DID THIS...

BEATBOX.

HIP-HOP, LOVE-SONG-TYPE THING.

BASH DECIDED TO BEATBOX.

THAT'S RIGHT.

SO, NEEDLESS TO SAY,
IT WAS REALLY, REALLY BAD.

YEAH, IT WAS BAD, HONEY.
IT WAS SEXY.

SHIRLEY, THERE IS
NOTHING SEXY

ABOUT A GROWN MAN SPITTING
IN HIS HANDS.

-I'M WITH YOU ON THAT ONE.
-RIGHT? THANK YOU.

HAD YOU BEEN THERE, TRUST ME.

LISTEN, I WENT OUT ON STAGE,

AND AFTER I WAS OUT THERE
DOING MY THING...

YOU KNOW, STARTED FLOWING
A LITTLE BIT,

YOU KNOW, THROWING
A LITTLE LINE OUT THERE,

IT WAS LIKE,
♪ BABY, BABY, BABY

YOU KNOW?

FOUND HER OUT THERE.

I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW --
TRIED TO PULL HER UP

OUT OF THE AUDIENCE.

SO HE INVITES ME ON STAGE.

BUT SHE WOULDN'T COME.

YOU WOULDN'T GO?

WOULD YOU HAVE GONE?

-WELL...
-SERIOUSLY?

OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
YOU'VE GOT ME THERE.

IT WAS SO -- IT WAS CORNY.

HONEY, THAT WAS RIDICULOUS.

IT WAS CORNY?

BUT IT WAS SWEET.

OKAY. I LIKE THAT.

IT WAS CORNY YET SWEET.

SO HERE'S A QUESTION FOR YOU,
MR. BEATBOX.

HOW DID YOU PROPOSE?

WELL, I, UM...

PROPOSED
OVER A CANDLELIGHT DINNER

ON THE ROOFTOP
OF HER OLD APARTMENT BUILDING,

WHERE WE STILL MEET
EVERY ANNIVERSARY.

ROOFTOP OF...

WOW.

BUT IT WAS CHILLY THAT NIGHT,

SO I ACTUALLY
DIDN'T WANT TO GO.

-BUT BECAUSE IT'S COLD, RIGHT?
-MM-HMM.

THAT SHE WOULD WANT
TO PUT ON HER LITTLE HAT, RIGHT?

SHE HAS THIS CUTE
LITTLE KNIT HAT

THAT SHE USED TO WEAR
ALL THE TIME WHEN SHE GOT COLD.

BUT WHAT HE DIDN'T REALIZE IS
THAT WHEN I WENT TO GET THE HAT,

THE BOX FELL ONTO THE FLOOR,
AND SO HE STARTS MAKING UP

ALL THESE EXCUSES FOR ME
TO GO INTO MY PURSE, RIGHT?

SO HE'S TELLING ME TO LOOK
FOR TISSUES, LOOK FOR GUM,

THEN IT WAS A BREATH MINT,

AND I'M STARTING TO GET
A LITTLE OFFENDED, RIGHT?

YEAH, SO, NEEDLESS TO SAY, UM...

YEAH, THAT'S KIND OF
HOW IT WENT.

LISTEN...

WOW!

OKAY, LET ME...

IT WAS RIDICULOUS.

-IT WAS EXCRUCIATING.
-I HAD NOTHING LEFT IN MY PURSE.

SO THE WHOLE TIME,
I'M THINKING SHE SAW THE RING

BUT IS IGNORING ME AND DIDN'T
WANT TO BREAK MY HEART

AND SAY ANYTHING
TO ME BECAUSE...

YOU KNOW,
BECAUSE THE ANSWER WAS NO.

-ARE YOU SERIOUS?
-OH, MY GOD!

HE NEVER TOLD ME THAT.
HE NEVER SAID THAT.

HONEY, WHY WOULD I HAVE SAID NO?

I WAS SO IN LOVE WITH YOU.

I MEAN, I AM...

LET ME FIX THAT.

WHY WOULD I HAVE SAID NO?

I WAS AFRAID
YOU WOULD SAY NO.

WOW.

SO LUCKILY...

YES?

THE RING WAS RIGHT THERE
ON THE FLOOR.

SO I PICK IT UP
OFF THE GROUND AND...

THEN I ASK HER TO MARRY ME.

THAT'S SO ROMANTIC.

WHAT A GREAT STORY.

WELL, I KNOW YOU GUYS HAVE
A SHOW TO DO,

AND I DON'T WANT TO TAKE UP
TOO MUCH MORE OF YOUR TIME,

SO, JUST GIVE ME ONE WORD --

ONE WORD THAT COULD
SAVE MARRIAGES.

-TRUST.
-COMMUNICATION.

OKAY, TWO WORDS.

WONDERFUL.
THANK YOU, YOU GUYS.

WHAT A PLEASURE.

I GET JEALOUS.

SO WHAT?

I DON'T LIKE
WHEN OTHER WOMEN FLIRT WITH HIM.

IT'S DISRESPECTFUL.

I CAN'T CONTROL OTHER WOMEN.

BUT HE LIKES THE ATTENTION,
AND HE LIVES AT THE GYM.

MAYBE WE SHOULD START
WORKING OUT TOGETHER.

ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT?

I'M SAYING THAT, YOU KNOW --

SO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

-THAT WE SHOULD START GOING --
-SPIT IT OUT.

YOU'VE LET YOURSELF GO.
THERE, I'VE SAID IT.

YOU HAPPY NOW?

WANT TO KNOW
HOW TO KEEP A MARRIAGE HAPPY?

LIE.

-KNOCK-KNOCK.
-HEY.

HEY.

SO...

WEDDING BLISSWANTS TO RUN
YOUR COLUMN FOR ANOTHER YEAR.

THIS IS GONNA EXPLODE
YOUR BOOK SALES

AND GUARANTEE YOU A BONUS
ON THE NEW BOOK DEAL.

GREAT.

CAN WE TALK?

WHY ISN'T FORREST MAKING
THESE CALLS?

LOOK, I KNOW YOU AND HIM ARE
OLD FRIENDS, BUT COME ON.

PAIGE, WOULD YOU STOP
WITH THE "FIRE FORREST" TALK?

YOU'RE NOT JUST AUTHORS
WHO HAPPEN TO HAVE A TV SHOW.

YOU'RE STARS.

BUT WHAT WOULD I KNOW, RIGHT?

I'M ONLY THE PRODUCER OF YOUR
NUMBER-ONE DAYTIME TALK SHOW

ON A MAJOR NETWORK.

COME IN.

THERE SHE IS.

HA HA!

I JUST SAW SEBASTIAN
AND GAVE HIM THE GOOD NEWS.

I JUST BOOKED YOU TWO
ON THE ROMANTIC CRUISES

AND I'VE CONVINCED THEM
TO PRE-ORDER YOUR BOOKS

AND GIVE THEM AWAY.

CAN YOU SAY MILLIONS IN SALES?

HMM.

-PAIGE.
-FORREST.

SO, HOW LONG IS
THIS CRUISE CONTRACT?

YOU'LL DO FOUR CRUISES A YEAR
FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

DO YOU HAVE DATES?
I WANT TO MAKE SURE

IT DOESN'T CONFLICT --
I'LL FORWARD THEM TO YOU.

-ARE YOU CUTTING ME OFF?
-YES, I AM.

CAN WE SAY CROSS-MARKET?

ABSOTIVELY.

AND WHAT IS "ABSOTIVELY"?

IT MEANS
I'M ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE.

WE NEED TO SET UP A MEETING

TO DISCUSS
MARKETING OPPORTUNITIES

AND MAKE SURE THERE ARE
NO CONFLICTING SPONSORSHIPS.

OKAY, WELL, I CAN DO
TOMORROW AFTERNOON.

I'M BUSY.

-THEN, UH, FRIDAY MORNING.
-FLYING TO NEW YORK.

OKAY, FORREST,
SO WHEN ARE YOU AVAILABLE?

I'LL CALL YOU.

OKAY, GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT HAS BEEN SO FUN,
BUT I NEED TO FINISH PREPPING,

SO IF YOU DON'T MIND.

-HAVE A GREAT SHOW.
-THANK YOU.

GOODBYE.

GOSH!

TWO YEARS?

HEY, BABY, I'M HOME.

YOU GET THE PLUM TOMATOES?

YES, I DID.

-MUSHROOMS?
-YES.

WHAT ABOUT THE --

YES, SWEETHEART.

I GOT EVERYTHING
YOU ASKED ME FOR.

WELL, THAT'S A FIRST.

I KNOW HOW DISTRACTING
THE GROCERY STORE CAN BE.

YOU KNOW WHAT, IF YOU DON'T
STOP SAYING THAT --

THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR DOING THIS FOR ME.

HM, NOT FOR YOU -- FOR KAI.

PLUS, I KIND OF MISS
OUR DINNER PARTIES.

YEAH, THEY WERE THE BEST.

LOOK, YOU'RE NOT, UH...

YOU'RE NOT STILL MAD AT ME
FOR FORGETTING MY RING, ARE YOU?

LOOK, BASH,

WE BOTH AGREED TO DO THIS.

SO, IF WE'RE GOING TO DO IT,
WE'VE GOT TO DO IT ALL THE WAY.

OKAY.

OKAY.

LIGHTS...

CAMERA...

ACTION!

HMM.

SMILE.

YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT.

LOOK, REMEMBER
HOW YOU USED TO DO POETRY,

AND I WOULD BEATBOX?

-YES.
-YOU WERE INTO BEATBOXING?

IT WAS TERRIBLE, BUT I'M NOT
GOING INTO THAT RIGHT NOW.

INSTEAD -- HOLD ON, NO, NO, NO.
INSTEAD...

INSTEAD, LET'S RAISE
OUR GLASSES,

BEFORE WE START TELLING
ALL OUR BUSINESS AT THIS TABLE.

TO THE WOMAN OF THE EVENING.

THAT'S ME.

MY BEAUTIFUL...

BRILLIANT...

I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST --
ALMOST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH.

UH...

LEGAL EAGLE, KNOW EVERYTHING...

SISTER, KAI.

THIS IS TO MANY MORE YEARS
OF LOVE, LIFE, AND LAUGHTER.

THANK YOU.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

I LOVE YOU, SIS.

THANK YOU.

HOLD UP.
BEFORE WE START DRINKING --

HOLD UP FOR A SECOND.

NOW, I CAN'T LET IT
GO DOWN LIKE THAT.

-NO SIPPY-SIP?
-NO SIPPY-SIP YET.

GOT TO DO SOMETHING FOR MY BOO
ON HER BIRTHDAY.

KAI...

I LOVE YOU SO VERY MUCH.

AND, UH...

I DON'T KNOW WHO I WOULD BE
OR WHERE I WOULD BE

HAD YOU NOT BEEN BORN,
FALLEN IN LOVE WITH ME,

AND BECOME MY WIFE.

SO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU!

YOU BETTER KEEP TALKIN'
ABOUT IT.

WHAT'S UP?

ARE YOU AND RYAN FIGHTING?

WHAT?

DON'T EVEN TRY IT.

I KNOW THAT LOOK.

-WHAT LOOK?
-THAT LOOK RIGHT THERE,

THE SAME...

SAME LOOK YOU WOULD GIVE MOM.
WHAT DID YOU DO?

I MEAN...

I KIND OF...

I KIND OF MESSED UP
A COUPLE YEARS AGO.

MESSED UP HOW?

THIS MODEL I KNOW.

IT WAS ONLY ONE TIME.

SEBASTIAN!

IT WAS NOTHING.

I TOLD RYAN THE TRUTH.

AND AFTER I TOLD HER,
IT WAS ROCKY FOR A FEW MONTHS,

BUT...

YOU KNOW, SHE SAID WE WERE OKAY,

THAT SHE DIDN'T WANT THINGS
TO END OVER SOMETHING SO STUPID.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME.

WELL, YOU KNOW RYAN.

SHE DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN OUR...

IMAGE OF...

WHO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE.

GOD FORBID EVERYBODY WOULD THINK
WE WERE LESS THAN PERFECT.

OKAY, AND IT WAS ONLY
THAT ONE TIME?

YES.

THERE WAS A LOT GOING ON, KAI.

MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE BEEN
MORE HONEST

ABOUT WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH ME,
BUT IT WAS...

EARLY ON IN THE SHOW,
YOU KNOW?

RYAN'S NOT PAYING ME
ANY ATTENTION.

A LOT OF PRESSURE FOR US
TO BE MR. AND MRS. PERFECT.

AND IT WAS STRESSFUL.

AND I JUST...

I JUST MESSED UP.

I DON'T KNOW IF THIS MEANS
ANYTHING, BUT...

ROD SAW AN ARTICLE IN A TABLOID
ABOUT YOU AND RYAN FIGHTING.

WE WEREN'T FIGHTING.

SO MUCH IS --

SO MUCH MONEY IS MADE
ON THESE LIES.

YEAH, I KNOW. I'M A LAWYER.
TELL ME ABOUT IT. I KNOW.

YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE ME,
THOUGH, KAI,

I WAS NOT HAVING AN AFFAIR
WITH THAT WOMAN.

I LOVE RYAN.

I BELIEVE YOU.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
WHAT YOU DOIN'?

I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.

BUT BELIEVE ME, I'VE BEEN PAYING
FOR IT EVER SINCE IT HAPPENED.

WE GOTTA FIGURE OUT SOMETHING.

OH, THAT CHEESECAKE WAS
SO GOOD.

I HAD TO CHANGE CLOTHES 'CAUSE
I WAS ABOUT TO POP A BUTTON.

WELL, YOU ATE
LIKE THREE SLICES.

I DIDN'T THINK YOU LIKED IT.

YEAH, YOU NEED TO HUSH.

YOU KNOW, I SHOULD PROBABLY
TELL YOU, UM...

I TOLD KAI ABOUT JUSTINE.

WHY?

BECAUSE SHE'S MY SISTER,
AND SHE COULD FEEL OUR ENERGY.

SHE KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG.

AND WHAT IF SHE TELLS ROD?

HMM?

WE ALL KNOW
HE'S GOT A BIG MOUTH?

LOOK, DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE,
OKAY?

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS.

I'M RIGHT HERE.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'D LOVE TO TALK ABOUT IT.

LET'S START WITH THIS.

I DON'T THINK
YOU'VE FORGIVEN ME.

WHAT?

TWO YEARS OF WHAT,
JUST ARGUING?

AND...

YOU'RE, LIKE, PUNISHING ME.

YOU STILL EVEN REFUSE
TO GO TO THERAPY.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT THERAPY.

THIS IS ABOUT OUR AGREEMENT.

AND ROD COULD EXPOSE US.

SO WE'RE FLAWED.
SO WHAT?

WAS I NOT THE ONE WHO SAID
THAT WE SHOULD STAY TOGETHER?

AS HARD AS THIS HAS BEEN,
I DIDN'T LEAVE.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, BASH,
YOU'RE RIGHT.

THIS ISN'T WORKING.

I'M SORRY, ARE WE TALKING
ABOUT THE SHOW OR THE MARRIAGE?

I AM TALKING ABOUT US!

YOU KNOW WHAT,
MAYBE I AM STILL BITTER,

BUT AT LEAST I TRY.

YOU DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME
THE SAME ANYMORE.

YOU DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME!

BUT WHY DOES IT MATTER, RIGHT?

THE SHOW'S STILL NUMBER ONE.

WORK IS THE PRIORITY.

THAT IS BECAUSE WORK DOESN'T
DISAPPOINT ME.

RYAN, BABY, I'M SORRY.

ALL RIGHT?

I AM SORRY THAT I HURT YOU.

BUT THIS DOES NOT WORK
IF YOU DON'T FORGIVE ME.

I DON'T TRUST YOU.

WE DONE?

WE DONE?

GREAT TALK.
AWESOME.

SO WHY DID YOU STAY
AT A HOTEL LAST NIGHT?

WHY DIDN'T YOU COME OVER
TO THE HOUSE?

UH, BECAUSE IT WAS
YOUR BIRTHDAY.

I'M SURE ROD WOULDN'T HAVE
APPRECIATED THAT.

SO WHAT?
YOU'RE MY BROTHER.

YEAH, WHATEVER.
HE'S YOUR HUSBAND.

SURE HE WANTED SOME PRIVACY.

LOOK, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE
YOU GIVEN ME ADVICE?

MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M ABOUT
TO RETURN THE FAVOR.

"GOOD LOVING," CHAPTER 7.

"SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO FIGHT
FOR WHAT YOU LOVE."

DON'T YOU THINK
I'VE BEEN DOING THAT?

KAI, I'M EXHAUSTED.

REALLY.

WHAT ABOUT HER?
DOESN'T SHE HAVE TO FIGHT?

YES, SHE DOES,
BUT MESSED UP.

YOU DID THAT.

LOOK, SHE PLAYED
A PART IN IT, TOO.

OKAY, LOOK,
AND I'M NOT PICKING SIDES.

I'M NOT, BUT SOMETIMES
YOU'VE GOT TO THINK OUT THE BOX

IF YOU REALLY WANT
THIS THING TO WORK.

UNLESS YOU DON'T,
THEN DIVORCE.

DIVORCE?

COME ON.

LOOK, I DON'T MEAN TO LOOK
ALL FAR AHEAD, BUT...

YOU NEED TO START LOOKING
AT ALL THE OPTIONS.

I NEVER REALLY CONSIDERED
A PERMANENT SEPARATION.

GOOD.

THEN THAT MEANS YOU STILL GOT
SOME FIGHT IN YOU.

NOW, PUT MY GLOBE BACK.
IT'S NOT A BALL.

YAY!

NOPE.

I KNOW THIS IS
YOUR THIRD SMOOTHIE THIS WEEK.

YOU'RE PAYING FOR THIS ONE.
MM-HMM, MM-HMM.

PUT IT ON MY TAB.
HOW ABOUT THAT?

THINGS ARE SO WEIRD AT WORK.

NOW YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE INSISTING ON?

-WHAT'S THAT?
-A VOW RENEWAL CEREMONY.

YOUR ANNIVERSARY IS
A COUPLE OF MONTHS OUT.

YEAH, BUT PAIGE IS INSISTING
ON OUR VOWS NOW.

WOW.

EVERYTHING IS SO POLITICAL.
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE RATINGS.

THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED,
RIGHT?

OH, I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO.

BUT, NO, I STILL THINK
THAT PRETENDING

IS THE BEST WAY TO HANDLE THIS.

HEY, I'M JUST A GUY
THAT OWNS A SMALL BUSINESS,

WHAT DO I KNOW?

MM.

OF COURSE, WE HAVE
UNTIL THE END OF A BOOK TOUR

THAT ENDS IN THE SPRING.

AND NOW WE'VE GOT THIS
CRUISE CONTRACT TO WORRY ABOUT.

LOOK, THE BALL WILL
CONTINUE TO ROLL

UNTIL YOU GUYS COME CLEAN.

JUST DON'T WANT THIS
TO BACKFIRE ON YOU.

DO YOU STILL LOVE HIM?

SEE, YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?

THE MORE I COUNSEL
OTHER COUPLES,

THE MORE
I SEE MARRIAGES CRUMBLE APART...

THE LONGER I STAY MARRIED...

THE MORE I REALIZE
THAT LOVE IS

ONLY A SMALL FRACTION
OF COMMITMENT.

BUT LOVE IS A SEED,
AND ALL YOU NEED IS A SEED

FOR SOMETHING TO GROW.

OKAY, ARE YOU THE THERAPIST
OR ME?

GOD, I THINK
YOU'VE MISSED YOUR CALLING.

I DON'T KNOW.

THE WAY YOU KEEP DRINKING UP
ALL MY SMOOTHIES.

I'LL PAY YOU TOMORROW,
HOW ABOUT THAT?

NO, WHY DON'T YOU PAY ME NOW?

I'LL PAY YOU NOW.

HIGH FIVE.
THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

HEY, WHY AREN'T YOU RETURNING
MY MESSAGES?

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I GOT YOUR TEXT.

WE NEED TO TALK.

I NEED TO GO INTO MAKEUP, OKAY?
IT HAS TO WAIT.

NO, IT CAN'T.

AH, THERE YOU TWO ARE!

OKAY, SO DO YOU HAVE THE VOWS
FOR ME TO REVIEW?

NOT YET.

WHY AREN'T YOU READY?

I'M JUST RUNNING A LITTLE LATE.

I'M ON MY WAY TO MAKEUP NOW.

WE'LL HAVE THE VOWS THIS WEEK.

GREAT, OKAY, WELL, I'LL SEE
YOU TWO ON SET IN 15, OKAY?

OKAY.

-I NEED --
-I HAVE TO GO!

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

WELL, TALK TO ME
IN THE DRESSING ROOM.

DAMN IT.

SO YOU TWO ARE DIVORCED,

BUT NOW YOU'RE FEELING
AS THOUGH YOU'VE MADE A MISTAKE?

COULD YOU ELABORATE
ON THAT FOR US?

YEAH, I...

I FEEL LIKE WE --
WELL, IGAVE UP

OUT OF ANGER
AND FRUSTRATION.

MY HUSBAND ISN'T THE EASIEST MAN
TO TALK TO, SO...

I TOLD HIM I WANTED
TO GET A DIVORCE --

TO GET HIS ATTENTION.

I ONLY WANTED HIM TO ASK WHY.

AND TO SEE THAT HE WAS BECOMING
A WORKAHOLIC AND...

TAKING ME AND THE KIDS
FOR GRANTED.

INSTEAD, HE GOT MAD.

WELL, AS I'M SURE
MY WIFE WOULD AGREE,

THAT'S THE CONSEQUENCE
OF MISCOMMUNICATION.

YEAH, WELL,
WE STOPPED TALKING,

AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW...

WE'RE FIGHTING OVER CUSTODY.

SO, THROUGH ALL THIS,
EXACTLY WHAT HAVE YOU REALIZED?

I'VE REALIZED...

THAT I'D FORGOTTEN
HOW TO TALK TO HIM.

I SHOULD HAVE JUST BEEN HONEST

INSTEAD OF ASSUMING
THAT HE DIDN'T WANT ME ANYMORE.

HMM.

DO YOU MISS HIM?

I DO.

Let's go to commercial.
I'm about to lose

my mind.
NO!

I'm about to lose
my mind.

YES, UM, YOUR HUSBAND IS
HERE WITH US,

AND YOU WILL GET
YOUR OPPORTUNITY

TO SPEAK WITH HIM
RIGHT AFTER THIS BREAK.

AND WE ARE CLEAR!
BACK IN 5.

-WHAT ARE YOU --
-WHAT WAS THAT?

I NEED TO TALK TO MY WIFE.

OKAY, THEY'RE STEPPING OFF.
KEEP AN EYE ON THEM.

-RYAN!
-STOP IT!

YOU KNOW WHAT?

FOR THE FIRST TIME,
I'M THINKING CLEARLY.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE.

ALL RIGHT?

THE SMOKE-AND-MIRRORS,
THE "TV-FRIENDLY" THING.

WHAT WE REALLY NEED TO BE DOING

IS GIVING PEOPLE REAL SOLUTIONS
TO THEIR PROBLEMS.

WE SHOULD BE TELLING THEM

TO PRAY ABOUT
WHAT THEY'RE GOING THROUGH,

BUT, NO, WE CAN'T EVEN SAY
THE WORD "PRAY."

WHY? BECAUSE WE'RE GOING
TO OFFEND SOMEBODY.

WHEN IS THE LAST TIME
WE PRAYED ABOUT OUR SITUATION?

I PRAY ABOUT US ALL THE TIME.

NOT WITH ME.

THAT'S BECAUSE
I USUALLY DO IT AT NIGHT,

WHEN YOU'RE NEVER AROUND.

OKAY, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

LOOK...

JUST THINK ABOUT IT.

ALL RIGHT, BABY, PLEASE,
JUST THINK ABOUT IT.

COME ON, SEBASTIAN,
CAN WE EVEN DO THAT?

WE'RE UNDER CONTRACT.

YOU KNOW, I'LL SAY
I'VE GOT TO GO TO REHAB,

AND YOU'RE MY WIFE
SO YOU GOT TO LEAVE

AND COME TAKE CARE OF ME.

EVERYTHING SHUTS DOWN FOR REHAB.

YOU'RE JUST GOING
TO THROW AWAY YOUR REPUTATION?

FOR US? YES.

YES.

SO, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

WE WALK BACK IN THERE,
AND WE TELL PAIGE

THAT WE'RE QUITTING THE SHOW?

I DON'T KNOW.
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE GO IN THERE,
WE FINISH THE SHOW,

AND THEN WE ANNOUNCE IT TOMORROW
AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE.

PAIGE IS GONNA FLIP OUT!

IF WE SAY IT
IN FRONT OF THE PRESS,

SHE'S JUST GOING
TO HAVE TO SMILE.

RIGHT?

AND PRETEND IT WAS HER IDEA.

COME ON.

I WANT TO FIGHT FOR US.
YOU UNDERSTAND?

AND WE CAN'T GIVE UP
UNTIL WE KNOW WE'VE TRIED

EVERYTHING WE COULD
TO MAKE THIS WORK.

I LOVE YOU, RYAN.

OKAY.

OKAY.

LET'S...

LET'S GIVE IT A TRY.

I LOVE YOU, TOO, BASH.

I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU

TO TODAY'S HOTTEST
RELATIONSHIP COUPLE,

HERE TO MARKET THEIR NEW BOOK
"MAKE IT LAST FOREVER,"

DR. SEBASTIAN REID

AND HIS WIFE,
DR. RYAN EVERS-REID.

BEAUTIFUL COUPLE!

HELLO, EVERYONE.

THANK YOU ALL
FOR JOINING US HERE TODAY.

AFTER THE SUCCESS OF
OUR FIRST BOOK, "GOOD LOVING,"

WHICH DISCUSSED WAYS TO KEEP
YOUR PARTNER SATISFIED...

WE KNEW WE HAD TO FOLLOW THAT UP
WITH A BIG QUESTION --

HOW TO MAKE IT LAST FOREVER.

WE ARE CONFIDENT
THAT THE PRINCIPLES IN THIS BOOK

WILL GIVE COUPLES THE FOUNDATION
THEY NEED FOR BUILDING

LONG, LASTING,
THRIVING RELATIONSHIPS.

NOW, EVEN THOUGH WE'VE ONLY
BEEN MARRIED FOR SEVEN YEARS,

WE KNOW THAT THE PATHWAY
TO A THRIVING MARRIAGE

STARTS WITH OPEN
AND HONEST COMMUNICATION.

THIS BOOK,
"MAKE IT LAST FOREVER,"

WILL GIVE YOU TOOLS
AND GUIDELINES AND EXERCISES

TO BE SUCCESSFUL
WHERE OTHERS HAVE FAILED.

YOU RIGHT THERE IN FRONT
IN THE PINK.

SOME PEOPLE SAY
THAT YOU AND DR. REID

ONLY WRITE THESE BOOKS TO
PROMOTE YOUR THERAPY BUSINESS.

IS THAT TRUE?

WE ACTUALLY WRITE THESE BOOKS
IN ORDER TO REACH

THE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS
OF COUPLES THAT WE CAN'T SEE.

WE BELIEVE
IN HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS

AND SIMPLY WANT OTHER COUPLES
TO EXPERIENCE WHAT WE HAVE.

THIS IS FOR DR. SEBASTIAN REID.

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY
ABOUT THOSE RUMORS

THAT HAVE YOU SEEN LINKED

WITH FORMER TOP MODEL CONTESTANT
JUSTINE KAY?

WELL, THAT'S SIMPLE --
JUSTINE AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS.

ACTUALLY, I HAVE SOMETHING.

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY ABOUT THESE?

THESE PHOTOS ARE OLD, ACTUALLY.

ACTUALLY,
THEY WERE TAKEN LAST WEEK.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?

-I CAN EXPLAIN.
-ARE YOU SERIOUS?

SWEETHEART, I CAN EXPLAIN.
DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT.

DR. REID,
DO YOU HAVE ANY ANSWERS?

YEAH, WE'RE OLD FRIENDS.

THESE ARE JUST PICTURES
OF TWO FRIENDS HAVING COFFEE.

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT
TO MRS. REID?

THAT'S A KISS.

NO, NO, NO, THIS IS
TOTALLY MISLEADING QUESTIONS.

WHY DON'T WE GO BACK TO TALKING
ABOUT THE BOOK?

LISTEN...

WELL, PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME
BECAUSE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

WHO IS THIS WOMAN?

OKAY, LISTEN, RYAN,
I HAVE TO KNOW THE TRUTH

BECAUSE,
THANKS TO SOCIAL MEDIA,

THE NETWORK IS ALREADY CALLING
ABOUT THIS.

SEBASTIAN HAD AN AFFAIR
WITH HER A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO.

FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, HE'S...
STILL SEEING HER.

YOU'RE THE VICTIM HERE.

AND NOW THAT
THIS THING HAS GONE SOUR,

KNOW THAT I'LL REPRESENT YOU
AND ONLY YOU.

WE WILL HAVE TO GET TO THE PRESS
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

AND GIVE THEM YOUR SIDE.

WE'LL GIVE IT THE RIGHT SPIN,
MAKE SURE YOU COME OUT ON TOP

LIKE THE SPARKLING DIAMOND
YOU ARE.

I GOTTA GO.

FORREST KING. YES.

WE DON'T HAVE A STATEMENT YET,

BUT WHEN WE DO,
I'LL CALL YOU, MAN.

YOU'LL BE MY FIRST CALL.
JUST CHILL.

I CAN'T HOLD THEM OFF
MUCH LONGER, OKAY?

WE NEED TO GET A STATEMENT OUT

BEFORE SEBASTIAN BEATS HER
TO IT.

NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.

OKAY...

OKAY, THIS IS WHAT SHE'LL DO.

SHE'LL GO OUT AND SHE'LL SAY
HOW COMPLETELY DEVASTATED SHE IS

BY HER HUSBAND'S
EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIRS,

AND THAT, UM, YOU KNOW,

SHE'S JUST AS SHOCKED
AS THE REST OF AMERICA.

AND SHE'LL PUT ON THE WATERWORKS
AND SOB AND THEN STORM OFF.

WE'LL MAKE SURE
SHE WEARS BLUE.

IT'S A SYMPATHETIC COLOR.

THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD.
YEAH.

GET HER A SPINOFF.

I THINK THAT AMERICA IS GOING
TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.

I MEAN, SHE'LL BECOME RELATABLE,

AND THEY'RE GONNA CHEER
FOR HER VICTORY.

-EVERYONE LOVES A PHOENIX.
-A PHOENIX.

AND THE PRESS RELEASE
WILL GO OUT IN AN HOUR.

OKAY, YOU KNOW,
I'M GONNA WORK ON RYAN.

AND TELL ME IF YOU HEAR ANYTHING
FROM SEBASTIAN.

FORREST KING.

YES, WHAT HAPPENED TODAY
WAS UNFORTUNATE,

BUT RIGHT NOW WE DON'T HAVE
A COMMENT, OKAY?

GOODBYE, PAIGE.

BYE.

SO, JUSTINE'S IN TOWN, RIGHT?

AND SHE CALLS ME BECAUSE
SHE'S DISTRAUGHT

OVER HER RELATIONSHIP --

NOT WITH ME --
WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.

AND WHY?
BECAUSE I'M A THERAPIST.

THAT'S IT.
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD HER NO.

I AGREED TO HAVE COFFEE
SO THAT I COULD TELL HER

FACE TO FACE THAT WE CAN'T
BE FRIENDS ANYMORE.

AGAIN, WHY?

BECAUSE RYAN'S
TOO IMPORTANT TO ME.

I WAS TRYING
TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT.

I DID NOT SLEEP WITH HER!

BUT YOU KISSED HER!

IT WAS ON THE CHEEK!

TO SAY GOODBYE FOREVER.

THIS IS SO NOT GOOD, BASH.

IT'S SO NOT GOOD.

AND WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CHEAT
IN THE FIRST PLACE?

AND YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE TOLD RYAN.

NO, NO, NO, NO.
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.

THE NUMBER-ONE RULE IN THERAPY
IS BE HONEST.

ALL RIGHT.

WHEN SHE SAID SHE FORGAVE ME
AND WANTED TO WORK ON US,

I BELIEVED HER.

OKAY. WELL, FORGIVENESS
SOUNDS LIKE AN EASY CONCEPT,

BUT IT'S NOT.

I KNOW, ALL RIGHT.

BUT SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID
SHE WANTED TO WORK THINGS OUT

IF SHE DIDN'T MEAN IT.

SHE PROBABLY JUST DID IT
FOR RATINGS.

WELL, YOU NEED TO CONVINCE RYAN
THAT THIS IS NOTHING.

THAT IT'S ALL -- IT'S NOTHING.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE RYAN IS.

SHE WON'T ANSWER MY CALLS.

SHE WON'T CALL ME.

AS YOUR LAWYER,
I SAY CALL HER.

AS YOUR SISTER,
I SAY YOU NEED TO GO ONLINE

AND LET THE PEOPLE KNOW
THE TRUTH.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE.

ALL I CARE IS THAT RYAN AND YOU
AND OTHER PEOPLE THAT I LOVE,

THAT THEY KNOW THE TRUTH.
THAT'S IT.

I COULD CARE LESS
ABOUT EVERYBODY ELSE.

ALL RIGHT, WELL...
JUST LET ME KNOW.

'CAUSE I HAVE
OVER 5,000 TWITTER FOLLOWERS.

I JUST DON'T WANT
PEOPLE THINKING

THAT MY BROTHER IS A BAD GUY.

OKAY, LOOK, SERIOUSLY, THOUGH,
YOU REALLY NEED TO THINK

ABOUT GETTING
YOUR OWN P.R. PERSON.

HAVE YOU CALLED FORREST?

CALLED HIM.

HE SAID HE'D CALL ME BACK.

YOU AND RYAN ARE THE BRAND.

YOU MESS WITH THE BRAND,
YOU MESS WITH THE MONEY.

YOU NEED TO CALL TRISTAN.

HER P.R. COMPANY HAS
REALLY GROWN.

YOU HAVE HER NUMBER?

I'M GONNA SEND IT TO YOU.

AND I WANT YOU TO CALL HER.

THIS IS SO NOT GOOD.

SO YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T
STAY HERE ALL DAY, RIGHT?

HMM.

THAT'S COOL.

'CAUSE WHEN I LEAVE HERE,
I'M GOING TO YOUR HOUSE.

SO, APPARENTLY,

DR. SEBASTIAN REID
IS A COMPLETE HYPOCRITE.

A NEW STATEMENT RELEASED
FROM HIS WIFE,

DR. RYAN EVERS-REID,
STATES THAT SHE IS

COMPLETELY DEVASTATED
ABOUT HIS AFFAIR

AND FEELS BETRAYED BY HIS LIES.

"MAKE IT LAST FOREVER"
IS THEIR NEW BOOK,

AND I THINK HE NEEDS TO GO BACK AND READ A FEW CHAPTERS.

DEVASTATED?
REALLY? BETRAYED?

COME ON, RYAN.

RYAN, BABY,
PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE.

ALL RIGHT,
HOW CAN YOU RELEASE A STATEMENT

WITHOUT TALKING TO ME FIRST?

"COMPLETELY DEVASTATED"?
I MEAN, REALLY?

BABY, NOTHING HAPPENED.
I SWEAR.

EVERYTHING'S BEING BLOWN
OUT OF PROPORTION.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BELIEVE ME.

PLEASE CALL ME.
ALL RIGHT?

I LOVE YOU.

HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD TO SEE YOU.

SAME HERE.

GUESS I'M OKAY CONSIDERING
THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

I KNOW, I KNOW.

THANK YOU.

NO PROBLEM.

SO, WHAT'S GOING ON?

OH, BOY.

FIRST OF ALL, THANKS FOR,
YOU KNOW, COMING TO ME INSTEAD.

I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT --
INSTEAD OF AT YOUR OFFICE.

YOU KNOW, A LITTLE
TOO CRAZY DOWN THERE.

I NEEDED TO COME HERE
TO GRAB SOME THINGS,

AND THEN I'M ACTUALLY HEADED
TO MY SISTER'S PLACE.

I GET IT.
I GET IT.

SO, SHE RELEASED A STATEMENT.

YES, SAYING SHE WAS DEVASTATED
BY MY BETRAYAL.

IT'S RIDICULOUS.

I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG.
IT'S ALL A LIE.

I'VE SEEN THIS OVER AND OVER.

IT DOESN'T TAKE LONG
FOR THINGS TO TURN UGLY.

SO, WHAT HAPPENS NOW?

SO WE RESPOND
TO HER ACCUSATIONS.

NOW IS NOT THE TIME
TO PLAY FAIR.

YOU EITHER WANT TO COME OUT
ON TOP OR NOT.

BUT THERE'S SO MUCH MORE
TO THE STORY.

OKAY, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK,
I KNOW YOU'RE A NICE GUY,

BUT NICE GUYS FINISH LAST.

COME ON, WE'VE GOT
TO THINK DIFFERENTLY NOW.

WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?

STAY SOMEWHERE VERY PUBLIC
WHERE WITNESSES CAN SEE

THAT YOU'VE BEEN ALONE --
A NICE HOTEL.

RIGHT NOW YOUR FOCUS IS WORK,
AND IT SHOULD APPEAR THAT WAY.

MAYBE I SHOULD
JUST TALK TO HER.

WELL, HAS SHE RESPONDED
TO YOUR PHONE CALLS?

NO, BUT I'M GOING TO SEE HER
TOMORROW WHEN WE TAPE.

THAT'S GONNA BE TRICKY.

THAT'S GONNA BE TRICKY.
GO THERE AND DO THE SHOW.

BE POLITE.
DO NOT MENTION HER STATEMENT.

BE PROFESSIONAL,
DO THE SHOW, AND GET OUT.

BUT THAT'S AN OPPORTUNITY
FOR ME TO TELL HER THE TRUTH.

IS THAT GONNA MATTER?
IS SHE GOING TO BELIEVE YOU,

OR IS THAT GOING TO BE
A WASTE OF YOUR TIME?

-I HAVE NO IDEA UNTIL I TRY.
-YOU SAID SHE WAS MORE CONCERNED

ABOUT THE SHOW
THAN YOUR MARRIAGE.

NO, I SAID
I THOUGHTSHE MIGHT BE.

OKAY, LOOK, THAT'S WATER
UNDER THE BRIDGE NOW,

OKAY, SO, ON MY WAY OVER HERE,

I CALLED ABOUT GETTING YOU
A RADIO SPOT.

IT'S JUST A TEST ON SIRIUS,
BUT IT'S SOMETHING FOR NOW.

IT WILL GIVE YOU A PLATFORM
TO CONTINUE DOING YOUR THERAPY.

HMM.

I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO RADIO.

I ONLY DID TV
'CAUSE IT WAS RYAN'S IDEA.

SO, WHAT ABOUT
YOUR CURRENT CLIENTS?

I DON'T KNOW.

I GUESS SOME WILL GO WITH HER.

SOME WILL STAY WITH ME.
IT'S A TOSS-UP.

NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO MORE MR. NICE GUY.

LOOK, YOU CALL YOUR CLIENTS.

YOU'VE GOT TO ACT FIRST
OR SHE'S GOING TO STEAMROLL

RIGHT OVER YOU,
AND YOU'LL HAVE NO ONE.

GUESS I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WOMAN
AS WELL AS I THOUGHT I DID.

COME ON, EVERYONE'S HEARD
ABOUT THE TROUBLE IN PARADISE.

YOU'VE GOT TO TELL YOUR SIDE

BEFORE SHE PAINTS
AN EVEN UGLIER PICTURE OF YOU.

RIGHT NOW YOUR FOCUS IS WORK,

'CAUSE WHEN THIS ALL
BLOWS OVER --

AND TRUST ME, TRUST ME,
IT'S GONNA BLOW OVER --

WE NEED THE PUBLIC TO
STILL TRUST AND BELIEVE IN YOU.

I'VE ALSO REACHED OUT
TO A NEW PUBLISHER.

WE'RE NEGOTIATING A DEAL
FOR YOU TO PUBLISH A NEW MEMOIR.

OKAY, WELL, I'VE ACTUALLY
GOT AN OUTLINE ALREADY.

GREAT. BUT YOU'RE NOT
IN A MENTAL PLACE RIGHT NOW

TO WRITE A BEST-SELLER,
SO I HAVE A GHOSTWRITER.

GET HIM YOUR NOTES.

I WANT IT TO HIT THE SHELVES
IN TWO MONTHS.

I'VE ALSO SET UP
A ONE-DAY CONFERENCE --

WOMEN ONLY.

IT'S CALLED
"MEN DO STUPID THINGS."

WAIT, IS THAT THE MESSAGE
I REALLY WANT TO SEND RIGHT NOW?

YES, THAT'S THE MESSAGE
YOU WANT TO SEND RIGHT NOW.

HELLO? YOU'VE GOT TO WIN BACK
YOUR FEMALE SUPPORT.

WOMEN LOVE TO HEAR MEN ADMIT
THEIR MISTAKES.

AND YOU'RE NOT JUST APOLOGIZING
FOR YOUR MISTAKES.

YOU'RE APOLOGIZING
FOR EVERY MAN OUT THERE.

WOMEN ARE GONNA EAT THAT UP.

YOU REALLY HAVE THOUGHT
ABOUT THIS THE LAST TWO HOURS.

YEAH, WELL, IT'S MY JOB
TO MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD.

WE'LL RELEASE
THE STATEMENT IMMEDIATELY

AND WATCH -- JUST WATCH
HOW THE TABLES TURN.

I SAY, "HURT ME ONCE,
SHAME ON ME.

HURT ME TWICE, AND YOU BETTER
SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN."

I COMPLETELY AGREE THAT SHE
SHOULD HOST THE SHOW ALONE.

YEAH, BUT THERE'S

THAT "NO ALTERATION
WITHOUT CONCESSION" CLAUSE,

SO I'VE ALREADY PITCHED
THE NETWORK A NEW SHOW IDEA,

AND THERE'S NO CONFIRMATION,
BUT THEY ARE VERY OPEN TO IT.

I MEAN, WE KNOW THESE RATINGS
ARE GOING TO SKYROCKET

WHEN SHE GOES PUBLIC WITH THIS.

OKAY, SO WE'LL DISCUSS ALL THIS
TOMORROW AT LUNCH, OKAY?

ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU SOON.

THAT FORREST IS
A VERY SMART MAN.

SO, HERE'S THE PLAN.

YOU'LL DO THE SHOW ALONE TODAY.

WE'LL OPEN
WITH A BRIEF STATEMENT,

AND THEN YOU JUST GO ON,
BUSINESS AS USUAL.

I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S
A VERY GOOD IDEA RIGHT NOW.

I'M FIGHTING
TO KEEP YOU ON THE AIR.

YOU KNOW, HE SAID
THAT YOU LEFT HIM

AND THAT YOU KNEW
ALL ABOUT THIS AFFAIR.

HE'S SAYING
THAT I WAS AWARE OF THE AFFAIR?

OH, YEAH.

WELL, DID HE ALSO MENTION
THAT, AT ONE TIME,

WE WERE ACTUALLY WORKING
ON OUR MARRIAGE,

THAT I HAD NO IDEA
HE WAS STILL SEEING THE WOMAN?

NOPE. HE SAID YOU LIED
TO KEEP SELLING BOOKS.

OKAY?
IT IS ALL OVER THE WEB.

IT'S ON E! NEWS.

AND I HEARD THAT HE'S TALKING
TO SOME EXECS

AT A HUGE SHOW
OVER AT NBC.

SO WE WENT AHEAD AND RELEASED
A STATEMENT FOR YOU.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

WHAT DID I SAY?

THAT YOU WERE DEVASTATED
ABOUT THESE LIES.

AND THEN, YOU THANKED EVERYBODY
FOR BEING SUPPORTIVE

WHILE YOU WENT THROUGH
THIS HORRIBLE TIME

WHILE YOU CONTEMPLATE
SEPARATION.

PAIGE,
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WHAT SEPARATION?

HE PAINTED YOU TO BE
THIS MONEY-HUNGRY,

CALLOUS CONTROL FREAK.

THIS IS YOUR ONE OPPORTUNITY
TO WIN YOUR PUBLIC BACK.

IT'S NOW OR NEVER.

HM.

GOOD MORNING, TREY.

SEBASTIAN.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE DOOR?

HEY, MAN, I CALLED FOR YOU.

BUT THEY SAID YOUR CAR IS
NOT ALLOWED ON THE PREMISES.

-GOOD MORNING, BASH.
-GOOD MORNING.

YOU CALLED WHO, AND THEY SAID
I'M NOT ALLOWED WHAT?

UH, NEW MANAGEMENT.

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
ON THE PREMISES.

I'MNOT ALLOWED
ON THE PREMISES.

TREY, IT'S MY SHOW.

IN LIEU OF RECENT EVENTS,
I WILL BE DOING THE SHOW ALONE

FOR THE NEXT FEW EPISODES.

I WANT TO ASSURE YOU ALL

THAT SEBASTIAN AND I CARE DEEPLY
ABOUT OUR CLIENTS

AND THE COUPLES THAT WE COUNSEL
ON THIS SHOW.

HOWEVER, WE ARE HUMAN,
OF COURSE,

AND WE, TOO, MAKE MISTAKES.

I AM DEEPLY HURT
BY MY HUSBAND'S RECENT EXPLOITS

AND ACCUSATIONS
THAT I AM IN IT FOR THE MONEY.

I AM HERE TODAY
TO ASSURE YOU THAT NOTHING --

NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER
FROM THE TRUTH.

BUT WE ARE ADULTS,

AND WE WILL STRIVE
TO GET THROUGH THIS

BY PRACTICING WHAT WE PREACH.

WITH ALL THAT BEING SAID,
LET'S START TODAY'S SHOW.

TODAY WE ARE BEING JOINED
BY A COUPLE

THAT HAS BEEN MARRIED
FOR OVER 50 YEARS.

THEY ARE THE REAL
AND TRUE EXPERTS

ON HOW TO MAKE IT LAST
FOREVER.

WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH HENRY AND PAMELA SMART.

SHE WAS BRILLIANT YESTERDAY.

YES, BUT SEBASTIAN'S LAWYER
CALLED ABOUT THE CLAUSE.

SHE SAID HE'S NOT AGREEING TO
RYAN DOING THE SHOW WITHOUT HIM.

I KNEW IT.

WHOSE IDEA WAS THAT, ANYWAY?

MINE, ACTUALLY.

IT WAS SUPPOSED
TO PROTECT THEM FROM YOU.

-ME?
-YES.

I KNOW HOW YOU PRODUCERS ARE,
TURNING ONE TALENT

AGAINST THE OTHER
JUST TO GET WHAT YOU WANT.

IT'S VERY MANIPULATIVE.

I PREFER "STRATEGIC."

LUCKY FOR YOU,
I FIND BOTH WORDS APPEALING.

YOU KNOW, YOU WERE SMART
TO REPRESENT PAIGE

AND NOT SEBASTIAN.

I CAN WIN WITH ANYONE.
I'M JUST THAT GOOD.

BUT RYAN'S AN OLD FRIEND, SO
NATURALLY I'LL STICK WITH HER.

OH, COME ON, SHE'S THE STAR,
YOU KNOW IT.

WELL, THAT, TOO.

SERIOUSLY, WHEN SHE SAID
THEY'RE DOING A SHOW TOGETHER,

I NEVER TRUSTED IT.

CAN'T MIX BUSINESS
WITH PLEASURE.

-REALLY?
-NEVER WORKS.

NEVER?

ALMOSTNEVER.

HEY!

HOW ARE YOU?

I AM GOOD.

REALLY?
YOU DON'T LOOK IT.

MM, THANKS.

SO...

YOU ARE BACK ON THE AIR.

SERIOUSLY?

BUT IT'S ONLY BEEN
A COUPLE WEEKS.

YEAH, WELL, I DIDN'T WANT
TO SAY ANYTHING TOO SOON,

BUT IMMEDIATELY AFTER
THE PRESS CONFERENCE,

I STARTED PUSHING
FOR YOUR OWN SHOW.

LOOK, I KNEW THAT STUPID CLAUSE
WAS GOING TO COME BACK

TO HAUNT ONE OF YOU.

OKAY, BUT I DON'T KNOW --

I KNOW. I KNOW. IT'S GREAT.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME.

OKAY, HERE'S THE SHOW.

YOU WILL COUNSEL PEOPLE WHO ARE
SEPARATED OR GETTING A DIVORCE.

AND HERE'S WHAT IT'S CALLED --

"IT'S ALL GOOD."

UGH.

I KNOW, THE NAME'S
A LITTLE CLICHE,

BUT WE TESTED IT, AND THE
NUMBERS WERE THROUGH THE ROOF.

AND THE BEST PART --

YOU START SHOOTING NEXT WEEK.

NEXT WEEK?

YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO USE
THE SAME SET, SAME CREW.

WE'RE READY TO GO.

PAIGE, I DON'T WANT
TO SEEM UNAPPRECIATIVE,

BUT I DON'T THINK THAT NOW'S THE
TIME FOR ME TO START A NEW SHOW.

OF COURSE IT IS.

LOOK, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS SHOW UP.

OKAY, I DON'T MEAN TO RUSH YOU,
BUT I HAVE GOT

A PRESS CONFERENCE
IN FIVE MINUTES.

LOOK, WE'RE GONNA PUT
THE ANNOUNCEMENT OUT TODAY,

SO HAVE YOUR WEEK OPEN
TO DO PRESS.

LOOK, IT'S GONNA BE A HIT.

IT'S GONNA BE A HIT.
I CAN FEEL IT.

BE HAPPY ABOUT IT.

"IT'S ALL GOOD"?

♪ SO TIRED OF BEING LONELY

♪ JUST WANNA GO HOME

♪ HE'S NEVER GONNA COME

♪ BUT I ALREADY KNOW

SO, WHAT ARE WE DOING TODAY?

I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHING NEW.
SOMETHING FRESH.

LAYERS?

I WANT SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

♪ I'M FEELING SO COLD

♪ CRIED A NEW TEAR TODAY
FROM DEEP IN MY SOUL ♪

CUT IT.

YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

CUT IT.

♪ I KEEP FALLING

♪ I KEEP TRYING

♪ I KEEP CRYING

♪ OH

♪ I'VE BEEN FEELING THIS

-WE GOOD?
-MM-HMM.

Just relax, breathe,
and tell us your story, okay?

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
IN FIVE...

FOUR, THREE...

HELLO AND WELCOME
TO "IT'S ALL GOOD."

TODAY WE'RE BEING JOINED
BY MARISSA,

A DIVORCEE OF THREE YEARS.

MARISSA, WELCOME
TO OUR VERY FIRST SHOW,

AND THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR BEING HERE.

THANK YOU, RYAN.
IT'S MY PLEASURE.

WELL, LET'S
KICK THINGS OFF TODAY

WITH YOU TELLING US
A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF.

WELL, LIKE YOU SAID,
I'VE BEEN DIVORCED THREE YEARS.

MM-HMM.

MY HUSBAND FELT
LIKE THE KIDS AND I

WERE STEALING HIS YOUTH.

AND HE WANTED
TO TRAVEL THE WORLD.

SO...

ONE DAY HE PACKED UP,
AND HE LEFT.

AND NOW HE WANTS TO COME BACK,

AND I DON'T THINK I CAN
FORGIVE HIM FOR WHAT HE'S DONE.

WELL, MARISSA,
FORGIVENESS IS A...

YOU OKAY?

YES, UM...

AS I WAS SAYING,
FORGIVENESS IS A PROCESS,

A JOURNEY.

AND NO MATTER HOW GOOD
OUR INTENTIONS MAY BE...

IT'S NOT GONNA BE EASY.

OUR SON MISSES HIM.

AND HE WANTS HIM HOME.

I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

WELL, I THINK
THE REAL QUESTION HERE IS

DO YOU STILL LOVE HIM?

WELL, HONEY, A VERY GOOD FRIEND
OF MINE ONCE TOLD ME

THAT, AS LONG AS THE SEED
OF LOVE IS STILL ALIVE,

SOMETHING CAN INDEED STILL GROW.

WE'LL BE BACK
WITH MORE "IT'S ALL GOOD."

-HI.
-HOW ARE YOU DOING?

GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?

YEAH?

THANK YOU, SIR.

HOW YOU DOING?

MY CAREER FULFILLS ME.

AND MEN ARE UNTRAINED DOGS.

I CAN DO BAD ALL BY MYSELF.

THESE ARE MY MANTRAS.

I BREAK THEM OUT ANYTIME PEOPLE
START TALKING ABOUT...LOVE

OR RELATIONSHIPS.

I-I -- YOU KNOW WHAT?

THE TRUTH IS, I DON'T TRUST
THE WHOLE BUSINESS OF LOVE.

I'VE SEEN IT BREAK DOWN
THE STRONGEST OF PEOPLE.

SO NOW I HURT
SO I DON'T GET HURT.

AND I'M HAPPY THIS WAY.

I DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
ANYMORE.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF I'M HAPPY,
BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT SAD.

HEY, SID.

YEAH, THE RATINGS ARE
ACTUALLY HIGHER

THAN "WHERE'S THE LOVE?"

SO I GUESS
IT REALLY IS "ALL GOOD."

GET IT?

RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT, I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
BYE.

THE SHOW LOOKS AMAZING.

THANKS.

SO HOW DOES IT FEEL
TO DO THIS ALONE?

WEIRD.

BUT, HEY, AT LEAST I'M WORKING
AND DOING WHAT I LOVE.

WELL, YOUR SKIN
LOOKS GOOD, GIRL.

-I HAVE BEEN EXFOLIATING.
-I CAN TELL.

I'M SORRY ABOUT BASH.

HEY, YOU KNOW, LIFE HAPPENS.

BUT YOU TWO, YOU WERE JUST...

PERFECT, I KNOW --
I HEARD IT A THOUSAND TIMES.

I WAS GONNA SAY "GOOD FRIENDS."
I'LL SEE YOU INSIDE.

-HI, EVA.
-HEY, PAIGE.

I WANTED YOU TO MEET SOMEBODY.

THIS IS DALE SWIFFER.
HE'S AN EDITOR AT SIMON.

AH, NICE TO MEET YOU.

THE PLEASURE'S ALL MINE.

I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND,
BUT I TOLD HIM ABOUT YOUR IDEA.

PAIGE, IT WAS JUST AN IDEA.

YES, BUT IT'S AN IDEA
I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR MORE ABOUT.

ARE YOU FREE TODAY?
AFTER WORK, OF COURSE.

YEAH, YEAH.
PAIGE SAYS YES.

I AM FREE.
THANK YOU.

WHY DON'T YOU STAY
AND WATCH THE SHOW?

I WOULD LOVE TO.

GREAT, OKAY.
WE'LL SEE YOU INSIDE.

-HAVE A GOOD SHOW.
-THANKS.

PAIGE.

PSST -- ONE SECOND, PLEASE.

I HAVE NOTICED FORREST HANGING
ON SET A WHOLE LOT MORE LATELY.

HMM.

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS IS YOUR ITINERARY
FOR THE CONFERENCE NEXT WEEK.

YOU SPEAK WEDNESDAY AT 2:00.

ARE YOU IGNORING ME ON PURPOSE?

WE SHARE A FEW
OF THE SAME CLIENTS, OBVIOUSLY,

SO WE'VE BEEN SPENDING
SOME TIME TOGETHER.

SO WHAT?
I KNEW IT!

IT'S OKAY FOR YOU TO ADMIT
THAT YOU LIKE HIM.

I KNOW IT WOULD BE OKAY.

FOR THE RECORD...

I LIKE HIM.

I KNEW IT!

OH, IT'S THE BOSS.

OH, RATINGS MUST BE
THROUGH THE ROOF.

HI, SIR.

RYAN, I HAVE TO TELL YOU --
TONIGHT'S SHOW WAS GREAT.

WELL, THANK YOU.

YEAH, YOU LOOK
PHENOMENAL TONIGHT, TOO.

YOU LOOK GREAT.

I APPRECIATE THAT.
I'VE MADE A FEW CHANGES --

LOST A HUSBAND,
LOST SOME HAIR.

YOU KNOW ME.

WELL, IT'S WORKING FOR YOU.

AND I'M GLAD
WE FINALLY GOT TOGETHER.

MM.

YEAH, I THINK IF WE DIDN'T
HAVE DINNER TONIGHT

THAT PAIGE WOULD HAVE HAD
A STROKE.

YEAH, I'VE BEEN KNOWING HER
FOR A WHILE NOW,

AND SHE IS A BALL OF ENERGY.

THAT'S ONE WAY OF PUTTING IT.

LET'S JUST SAY SHE IS
VERY COMMITTED TO HER CLIENTS.

YES, SHE IS.
SHE IS.

AND SHE LOVES YOU.

SO, TELL ME A LITTLE BIT MORE
ABOUT THIS BOOK.

WELL, OF COURSE,
YOU KNOW MY STORY.

EVERYONE IN AMERICA KNOWS
MY STORY.

WELL, UM...
EVER SINCE THE BREAK-UP,

I HAVE PEOPLE CONSTANTLY
COMING UP TO ME

ASKING ME FOR ADVICE.

ISN'T THAT THE NORM?

NOT ON THIS LEVEL.

I MEAN, I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE
WITHOUT SOMEONE TELLING ME

THEIR BREAK-UP STORY AND ASKING
ME HOW THEY SHOULD HANDLE IT.

SO, THEN, THAT'S
WHAT YOUR BOOK COULD BE ABOUT.

EXACTLY.

AND...

I WOULD LIKE TO CALL IT...

"WHEN LOVE DISAPPOINTS."

SO...

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT,
MR. EDITOR?

HMM, I THINK,
EVEN IF YOU WEREN'T ATTACHED,

IT SOUNDS LIKE A BEST-SELLER.

THANK YOU.

OF COURSE, IT'S GREAT TO HEAR
THAT IT WOULD SELL WELL,

BUT...MY GOAL WITH THIS IS
TO REALLY HELP PEOPLE.

LORD KNOWS I'VE HAD
QUITE THE JOURNEY AND...

I THINK THIS WILL BE
THE MOST HONEST THING

I'VE EVER WRITTEN.

AND I WOULD LOVE
TO HELP YOU DO THAT.

THANK YOU.

MY PLEASURE.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.

THIS WINE IS RUNNING ITS COURSE,
AND I SHALL RETURN.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR HONESTY,
DALE.

YES.

I...

YEAH.

THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

ON YOUR SHOW?

NO, THAT'S...

I'D BE HONORED.

I THINK THAT WOULD BE
TONS OF FUN.

WELL, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, YES.

SIRIUS HAS BEEN GREAT TO ME.
I'M GLAD THINGS ARE GOING WELL.

THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT.

UH-HUH.

YEP, JUST GIVE TRISTAN A CALL.
YOU GOT IT.

SHE'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, SOUNDS GOOD.

WOW, SHE LOOKS GREAT.

THAT WAS FAST.

YEAH, I'M BACK.

AND I WASHED MY HANDS.

SO, WHAT IS GOOD HERE?

UM, I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE.

ONE OF MY COWORKERS
RECOMMENDED IT.

WOW.

LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVE A DRINK
CALLED "EVERYTHING WILL BE..."

I THOUGHT YOU'D BE
OUT IN THE LOBBY.

DO YOU THINK
THAT WE'RE BAD PEOPLE?

WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?

I JUST...

SOMETIMES, I'M NOT SURE THAT I
MAKE DECISIONS FOR OTHER PEOPLE

UNLESS IT BENEFITS ME.

WE MAKE TOUGH DECISIONS,
AND YOU'RE GREAT AT WHAT YOU DO.

BUT CAN WE DISCUSS ALL THIS
OVER A GLASS OF WINE, PLEASE?

LOOK, I MEAN, EVEN MY CLIENTS
THINK I'M A PUPPET MASTER.

THIS MEANS
YOU'RE DOING YOUR JOB.

I WAS THINKING, RIGHT?

WHAT IF MY AGENT FELT THREATENED
BY YOU, HIS COMPETITOR,

AND THEN HE STARTED MANIPULATING
THE SITUATION TO TEAR US APART?

I MEAN,
THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE.

FIRST OFF, JONES GOT TO PUT
A WHOLE BUNCH OF YEARS IN

BEFORE HE'S IN COMPETITION
WITH ME.

EVEN THEN, HE'S NOT ME.

IT WAS HYPOTHETICAL, FORREST.

YOU KNOW, I KNOW WHAT
THIS INDUSTRY CAN DO TO PEOPLE,

SO I JUST NEVER LET MYSELF
GET EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED.

YOU'RE GOING SOFT ON ME?

NO.

I'M JUST THINKING THERE'S
MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST WORK.

OF COURSE THERE IS.

THERE'S MONEY, POWER, VACATIONS,
SUCCESS, FAME, ISLANDS --

WHATEVER YOU WANT TO THINK OF.
PLEASE, I'M BEING SERIOUS.

I'M BEING SERIOUS.

I MEAN, DOES EVERY MOVE HAVE
TO BE OPPORTUNISTIC?

HONESTLY, I WAS ONLY NICE TO YOU
IN THE BEGINNING

SO THAT I COULD FIND OUT
YOUR WEAKNESSES

AND EXPLOIT THEM.

THEN, YOU DISCOVERED
I HAD NONE,

SO YOU GAVE UP
AND JOINED THE TEAM.

NEVER MIND -- I CAN SEE
THAT YOU AND I ARE NOT GOING

TO SEE EYE TO EYE ON THIS,
SO FORGET IT.

FINE.

LET'S GO GRAB DINNER.

YES, YES, WE CAN GRAB DINNER.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

FORGET WE EVEN HAD
THIS CONVERSATION.

AND LET'S TALK ABOUT
HOW WE'RE GOING TO USE

THAT CRUISE TO BRING UP
THE RATINGS ON THE SHOW.

HOLD ON.

HOW DO I KNOW
YOU'RE STILL NOT USING ME?

-ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
-YES.

I LIKE YOU.

I DO, AND IT DOESN'T HAVE
ANYTHING TO DO WITH WORK.

WELL, THAT BEING SAID,
THERE IS A WEAKNESS.

REALLY?

ARE YOU SAYING THAT
THAT WEAKNESS IS ME?

OH, GOD, NO.

FORREST!

IT'S MY NANA, WHO RAISED ME.
SHE'S GONNA BE 90 THIS YEAR.

WELL, I GUESS
THAT'S OKAY, THEN.

BUT...

I DO FEEL
ANOTHER WEAKNESS COMING ON.

I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN.

DEFINITELY ANOTHER WEAKNESS.

WHOO, I CAN SEE
MY PLAN IS WORKING.

-WHAT PLAN?
-HUH?

OH, DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?

YES, YOU DID.

OH. I'M FAMISHED.
COME ON. LET'S GO.

NO, NO, NO, LET'S TALK
ABOUT THIS PLAN FIRST.

WHAT DO WE NEED TO KNOW?

GREAT SHOW!
GREAT SHOW!

-THANKS.
-YEAH.

MAY I?

OH, PLEASE. YEAH.

CAN I BORROW THIS?

YES. IT'S
A REALLY, REALLY GOOD BOOK.

GREAT JOB.
SO GOOD.

I AM SO SURE IT IS.

HE HAS GREAT INSIGHT
INTO WOMEN.

IT'S A WHOLE -- I'M PRETTY SURE
YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT, BUT --

SO, DO YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE
GOING TO TAKE WELL

TO THE NEW SHOW FORMAT?

THE NUMBERS ARE REALLY GOOD.

YEAH, IT'S JUST THAT WHEN
YOU GUYS WERE BOTH ON THE SHOW,

IT WAS SO REFRESHING,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

IT'S RARE THAT YOU GET
BOTH PERSPECTIVES.

IS THERE SOMETHING ELSE
THAT YOU'D LIKE TO TELL ME?

NO.
NO, IT'S --

I JUST REALLY MISS YOU GUYS.
THAT'S ALL.

LOOK, ROSE, I GET IT.

BUT THINGS CHANGE,
AND WE ALL HAVE TO ADJUST.

RIGHT.

RIGHT.
RIGHT.

SO I WILL BE SURE
TO GET THIS BACK TO YOU.

COOL? ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, COOL.

I'M JUST GONNA
KEEP THINGS GOING.

-THANK YOU, ROSE.
-GREAT JOB, REALLY, SERIOUSLY.

-THANK YOU.
-ALL RIGHT.

GREAT SHOW!

"MEN DO STUPID THINGS"?

HA!

GUESS YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT,
HUH, BASH?

OOH!
THESE JUST CAME FOR YOU!

THOSE ARE BEAUTIFUL.

ARE THEY FROM SEBASTIAN?

LOOK, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,
I'M STILL ROOTING FOR YOU GUYS.

AND HE GAVE ME
A LOT OF GREAT ADVICE,

BUT THE ONE THING
THAT STICKS OUT IS HE --

HE SAID THAT, UM...

LOVE IS MUCH BETTER
WHEN IT'S BUILT ON FRIENDSHIP.

SO, I...

I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE
AT LEAST STILL FRIENDS.

PLEASE SAY YOU'RE STILL FRIENDS.
YEAH?

THANK YOU, ROSE.

OKAY, I'LL TAKE THAT
AS A YES.

OHH!

THEY SMELL AMAZING, RIGHT?

YES! LOVE IS IN THE AIR!
I LOVE IT.

YAY!

I HOPE THEY'RE FROM SEBASTIAN.

HAVE A GREAT EVENING, ROSE.

Glad you picked up
your phone.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY?

YEAH.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT HAPPY,
BUT...

WELL, IT SEEMS A LITTLE WEIRD
TO JUST SAY "ANNIVERSARY," SO...

Thank you for the flowers.

WELL, IT FELT WEIRD NOT
TO SEND YOU ANYTHING.

SO, HOW YOU BEEN?
WHERE ARE YOU?

ME? UM...

JUST HANGING OUT
IN MY DRESSING ROOM.

You?

JUST OUT AND ABOUT.

OH.

NEVER THOUGHT
WE'D END UP LIKE THIS.

Oh, God,

HOW MANY TIMES DID WE SIT
ACROSS FROM COUPLES

WHO SAID THAT EXACT SAME THING?

YEAH, I MEAN, YOU DID
HAVE ME OUT THERE

SOUNDING CRAZY, THOUGH.

NO, NO, BASH, I DIDN'T SAY
MOST OF THOSE THINGS.

BUT LOOK, I AM TRULY SORRY
FOR WHAT I DID SAY.

ME, TOO.
THINGS DID KIND OF...

GET OUT OF HAND.

SO, HAVE YOU SEEN THE SHOW?

I HAVE.

AND, UH...

YOU LOOK GREAT.

AND, UH, IT'S GOOD.

"IT'S ALL GOOD."

I KNOW, CORNY, RIGHT?

I CAN BARELY SAY IT
WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.

YEAH, WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

I'M GONNA LET YOU
GET AWAY WITH IT

BECAUSE IT'S TOP-RATED.

CONGRATULATIONS.

CONGRATS TO YOU,

Mr. Top of The Times
Best Seller List.

YOU KNOW, WOMEN JUST LOVE
FOR MEN TO ADMIT THEY'RE STUPID.

UM, THE TITLE IS
"MEN DOSTUPID THINGS,"

NOT "WE ARESTUPID."

EH, SAME THING.

I MISS YOU, BASH.

I MISS YOU, TOO, BABY.

Look, um...

YOU NEED TO REALLY KNOW
THAT I HAVE NOTBEEN SEEING HER.

ONCE WAS ENOUGH.

LOOK...

I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT?

THE MORE I TRIED TO FORGIVE YOU,

the more foolish I felt.

I GUESS IT WAS FOOLISH OF ME

TO THINK YOU COULD FORGIVE ME
SO EASILY.

LOOK, I JUST...

FIGURED THAT IF WE PRETENDED
LONG ENOUGH

THAT WE COULD JUST,
I DON'T KNOW,

AVOID DOING THE WORK
AND WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN.

Pretending isn't being
honest.

BEAUTIFUL VIEW, HUH?

HOW DARE YOU RUIN
MY ANNIVERSARY

WITH YOUR PRESENCE.

ACCORDING TO YOU,
I LOVE THE ATTENTION.

FANCY SEEING YOU HERE.

WELL, THIS WAS OUR SPOT,
RIGHT?

YES, IT WAS.

HOW'S THE PRETTIEST GIRL
ON CAMPUS AT THE RAP SHOW DOING?

'CAUSE, UH...

M.C. BASH IS MISERABLE.

THE SAME.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE START OVER?

NO P.R.
NO AGENTS.

NO MANAGERS.
JUST YOU AND ME.

BASH, LOOK, THAT SOUNDS NICE.

HEY, HEY, HEY.
LET'S...

LET'S BE AMERICA'S FAVORITE
COUPLE AGAIN.

NO.

LET'S JUST BE US.

WELL, UM...

I'VE LEARNED
THAT COMMUNICATION...

MIGHT BE JUST AS IMPORTANT
AS TRUST.

AND I, THAT TRUST...

MAKES COMMUNICATION
A LOT EASIER.

NO ONE'S PERFECT.

NAH, WE'RE ALL
PRETTY MESSED UP.

YEAH, YEAH, BUT AT LEAST
WE CAN BE MESSED UP TOGETHER.

THAT'S RIGHT.

EXPERIENCE HAS...

TAUGHT ME TO UNDERSTAND
HOW IMPORTANT IT IS

TO RESPECT AND CHERISH
MY PARTNER

THROUGH THE THICK AND THIN.

YEAH.

JUST THINK OF ALL THE ADVERSITY
YOU'RE GOING TO GO THROUGH

AS OPPOSED
TO WHEN YOU WERE SINGLE.

W-W-WHAT DID YOU SAY?

HMM?

WHAT DID THAT MEAN?

OH. UH...

WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY WAS...
MM-HMM...

OH!

WELL, I WAS TRYING TO SAY THAT,
YOU KNOW...OFTENTIMES...

YOU KNOW, TO SURVIVE MARRIAGE...

"SURVIVE MARRIAGE"?

YOU OFTEN, UH...

GET TO THE BETTER
AFTER THE WORSE.

THAT WAS A GOOD SAVE.

-THANK YOU.
-THANKS, BASH.

-THAT'S ALL I WAS TRYING TO SAY.
-MM-HMM.

-OH.
-OH, WHAT HAPPENED?

I THINK I FELT A KICK.

WHAT DID YOU SAY? HM?

WHAT DID YOU SAY,
LITTLE BASH JR.?

I CAN'T HEAR YOU, BABE.

HE'S NOT GONNA TELL ME?

-BABY BASH.
-THAT'S RIGHT.

I LOVE YOU,
YOU LITTLE KNUCKLEHEAD.

-MM-HMM. KISS ME.
-YOU SO STUPID.

WANNA MAKE ANOTHER ONE?

WHY NOT?

♪ WHERE'S THE LOVE?

♪ THE LOVE,
THE LOVE THE LOVE ♪

♪ BABY WHAT WE GOT,
IT AIN'T EASY ♪

♪ SOMETIMES I CRY

♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
GONNA STAY ANOTHER NIGHT ♪

♪ BUT, BABY, BELIEVE ME
IT'S WORTH THE FIGHT ♪

♪ 'CAUSE IN THE END
IT'S ME AND YOU

♪ SIDE BY SIDE