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ADULT MARK: We lived on
the outskirts of town.
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But as time marched on,
the city drew ever closer,
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and soon, the edges
became the middle.
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MARY: What a goin's on! [HUFFS]
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Hey, Mr. Mayor, you're
standing in my blueberry bushes!
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MARK: This is amazing!
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
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Mike Critch, live in VOCM Valley
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where an enormous crowd has gathered
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to watch the ground-breaking ceremony
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of St. John's' second
drive-thru restaurant.
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Wow, what an enormous crowd!
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MARK: Is he talking about us?
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POP: Hm, should be your
father holding the shovel.
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What a load a' crap.
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Ooh... Oh, hey, a coupon! Yes!
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MIKE SR: And now, some comments
from VOCM's owner, Mr. Murphy,
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on whose land the
development will stand.
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Today Newfoundland boldly
steps into the future!
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Busy highway drivers
will no longer have to
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get out of their cars
to get something to eat.
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POP: What, can't get
out of your car to eat?
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What next, drive-thru toilets?
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[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]
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MARK: It's next door!
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I'll practically be able
to order from my bed!
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The road goes right through our house!
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It barely nudges it.
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- What?
- Nudges?
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MIKE JR: Oh, this is
the best day of my life.
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Oh, Mike! They are paving
my berry-picking spot!
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POP: You're lucky he's not
gonna knock the house down.
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It's his land!
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Don't worry, Mr. Murphy assures me
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that there'll be no
disruption whatsoever.
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- [ENGINE STARTS]
- MAN: All right!
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- [LOUD CLANKING]
- Oh!
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[VEHICLE BEEPING]
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[LOUD ENGINE]
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♪
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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ADULT MARK: That year,
everything was looking up.
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Literally! To the sky.
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This week will see the
return of Halley's Comet.
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It only passes the earth
once every 75 years.
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ADULT MARK: I was always
fascinated with the stars,
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both celestial and Hollywood.
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Does anyone know what a perihelion is?
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Well, it's the closest the
comet will come to the sun.
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It won't be this close again until 2061!
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I'll be 87!
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And you'll be dead, miss.
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Thank you, Fox.
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You're all going to write an essay
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about Halley's Comet.
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[STUDENTS GROAN]
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Who cares about space snots?
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You know, some astronomers think
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that the star of Bethlehem was a comet!
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SISTER ROSE: It most certainly was not!
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I will not stand by while you
indoctrinate these children
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- into your religious heresy!
- Sister, a scientific explanation...
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A comet, children, did not
predict the birth of Christ,
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but it will predict
the end of the world.
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"The third angel sounded his trumpet,
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and a great star, blazing like a torch,
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fell from the sky...
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And many people died."
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Revelations 8:10.
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ADULT MARK: This was
not what they meant by
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"when you wish upon a star."
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[OMINOUS MUSIC]
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REPORTER: [TV] For the past two weeks...
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ADULT MARK: Our family
library was limited.
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REPORTER: [TV] ... Outside
the confederation building.
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MARK: Comets.
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Halley's Comet...
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Listing under "H."
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H, H...
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Aw!
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ADULT MARK: My folks got a
new volume of the encyclopedia
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free with their groceries,
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but you had to start paying after "C."
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Dad, can I buy a book at
the book fair tomorrow?
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MIKE SR: What's wrong
with the books we have?
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Three encyclopedias and the Bible.
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You can't have read all those.
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Halley's Comet will be passing
over Newfoundland this week
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for the first time in 75 years.
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I-I need to hear this!
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WEATHERMAN: ... The most
famous comet in history!
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And it is characterized by...
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Good God! Is that safe?
Sparks might hit the roof.
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MARK: Shh!
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WEATHERMAN: So head outside
about three hours before sunrise
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and you'll see Halley's Comet.
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So keep looking up!
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ADULT MARK: This was once in a lifetime.
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I saw it the last time.
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Big fuzzy snowball.
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Garbage!
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ADULT MARK: Twice for some.
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A comet killed the dinosaurs, Pop!
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MIKE SR: Hm.
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Well, you must be terrified, then.
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REPORTER: [TV] Tempers flared today
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at the nuclear disarmament summit.
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Russian president Mikhail
Gorbachev is demanding
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a total ban on nuclear weapons in space,
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but us President Ronald Reagan says
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he will not back down on
his "Star Wars" project.
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POP: A comet hitting the house,
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that's the least of your worries.
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That Yankee cowboy is
gonna get us all blown up!
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REPORTER: [TV] In an
address to the nation,
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Reagan had this to say.
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So, here we sit, with
thousands of nuclear warheads
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targeted on each other,
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and capable of wiping
out both our countries.
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ADULT MARK: Only one thing
could take a grade-eight boy's
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mind off the end of the world...
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The scholastic book fair!
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Once a year, a travelling
book fair would show up
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to trick us into paying to read!
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There's a skateboard
book! What are you getting?
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Halley's Comet, with the free poster!
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How about you, Fox?
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Sweet Valley High? Baby-Sitters Club?
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- Bruno and Boots?
- I don't care.
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Door's open!
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ADULT MARK: It was every
kid for themselves!
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The boys fought over
the hockey books...
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While the girls raced to
get Sweet Valley High,
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leaving my path clear.
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♪
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MARK: Just this. Thank you.
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Got it!
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Can you believe nobody else wanted this?
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Yes.
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That's mine!
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Mine now!
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Give it back!
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You do realize you both live
in the same house, right?
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Pfft, yeah, not for long.
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Frig off!
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What...
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- Got it!
- Congrats!
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Do I got something on belonged to you?
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Where'd you get your ears pierced?
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What's it to ya?
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The guys I skateboard
with have theirs pierced...
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But my parents won't let me.
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Even if you recover from
the probable infection,
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you'll never survive the inevitable
fallout in the school yard.
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An earring won't kill him, wuss.
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You need to go find a book on Van Gogh.
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ADULT MARK: I had other interests.
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Halley's Comet was a thing of science,
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not some harbinger of doom.
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[BELL RINGS]
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FOX: Fire!
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- KID: Come on, we gotta go!
- MARK: Uh...
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ADULT MARK: Okay, maybe a little doom.
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[BELL RINGING]
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- [BELL STOPS]
- Eight minutes!
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Six minutes too long.
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If this had been a real
fire, you'd have all burned
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like blasphemers in hell!
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What did your brother
mean, "not for long"?
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Our poppy died.
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Oh, God. I'm so sorry...
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Don't care. I never knew him.
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But he left my dad his house
and now he wants us to move.
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That's great! You hate
living in the blocks.
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His house is up in
Cape Broyle, dumb-ass.
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It's like... an hour away.
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I won't see my mom.
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Or you.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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SISTER ROSE: Back inside! Everyone!
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ADULT MARK: Maybe the
world really was ending.
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[SOMBRE MUSIC]
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["BERRY PICKING TIME" PLAYING ON RADIO]
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♪ We were picking berries
at old aunt Mary's ♪
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♪ When I picked a blushing bride ♪
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Hm...
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♪ By your kisses I
knew you'd picked me ♪
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♪ And I'd picked you
at berry picking time ♪
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Ooh! Ooh, that's hot!
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Let it cool!
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Here.
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Hey, it's been a while since
you made blueberry muffins.
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Well, these are the last
muffins I'll ever make.
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No blueberries for us.
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Mom, come on. It's a drive-thru!
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There are plenty of other
places to pick blueberries.
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It's the memories!
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ADULT MARK: Some families
went to Disneyland.
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We went "up behind the house."
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POP: Haven't you got enough?
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- [CHUCKLES]
- Mark!
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Come put some sunscreen on my feet!
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- MIKE SR: Mark!
- MARY: Yuck.
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Come on!
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ADULT MARK: We all hated it.
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Aw!
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We had such lovely times.
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ADULT MARK: Well, almost all.
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Come on, it'll be all right.
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Nothing's gonna change.
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Oh, sure!
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- [ENGINE STARTS]
- MAN: Back 'er up!
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- Keep going!
- [VEHICLE BEEPING]
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- MARY: Oh!
- [DISHES CRASHING]
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- MAN: Whoa!
- MARY: [SIGHS]
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Wayne scored a goal.
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It's good for 99!
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This is some good book.
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Hey, we were watching that!
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FOX: Dad? What are you doing here?
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Well, your father and I...
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It's time to crap or get off the pot.
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You gotta make a choice.
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You either lives with
me, or your mother.
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You gotta make a decision today!
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That's not fair.
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DAD: It's not fair to
me, is what it's not!
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Look, your mother's got you crammed into
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this basement apartment!
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You comes with me, you
all get your own room, b'y!
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NEIGHBOUR: Will you shut up down there?!
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[BANGING ON WALL]
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Frig off and mind your own business!
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I'm talkin' to my kids!
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So, who's with me?
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A baby needs its mudder, you fool!
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- He's not wrong.
- I picks Mom, too.
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Move out to the boonies,
we won't see Mom no more.
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What about me?
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You stays, you won't see me no more.
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What, you don't care about me?
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I'll go with you, Dad.
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♪
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You mean that, kitten?
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Yeah.
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♪
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Well...
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SUZANNE: I-I...
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I'll just grab your stuff, then.
I... [SNIFFS]
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Mom, wait. I...
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[SOMBRE MUSIC]
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REPORTER: [TV] The mood was
heated in Reykjavík, Iceland today
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as President Reagan met
with his counterpart,
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Russian president Mikhail Gorbachev
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to discuss nuclear disarmament.
256
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President Reagan had this to say...
257
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Leaving our real defence,
258
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a policy called "mutual
assured destruction,"
259
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meaning if one side
launched a nuclear attack,
260
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the other side could retaliate.
261
00:10:44,775 --> 00:10:46,975
As a result, scientists moved the hands
262
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of the Doomsday Clock to
three minutes to midnight.
263
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The meeting of the two world leaders
264
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ended without any formal agreement...
265
00:10:53,584 --> 00:10:55,144
Uh, what's the Doomsday Clock?
266
00:10:55,145 --> 00:10:57,920
It's how they track how close
we are to the end of the world.
267
00:10:57,921 --> 00:10:59,554
POP: Ah, we're fine.
268
00:10:59,590 --> 00:11:02,658
Newfoundland has its own time zone.
269
00:11:02,793 --> 00:11:05,560
We're half an hour
later than that clock.
270
00:11:05,629 --> 00:11:07,095
MIKE SR: Speaking of the time...
271
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You better get to bed.
272
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REPORTER: It's a matter of principle.
273
00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:11,599
We'll be right back...
274
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Night, Dad. Night, Pop.
275
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POP: Mm-hm.
276
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ADULT MARK: I'd go to bed,
but I'd never get to sleep.
277
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[OMINOUS MUSIC]
278
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REAGAN: [TV] Why are
the Soviets so adamant
279
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that America remain forever vulnerable
280
00:11:28,619 --> 00:11:30,886
to Soviet rocket attack?
281
00:11:30,955 --> 00:11:34,923
As of today, all three
nations are utterly defenceless
282
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against Soviet missiles fired
either by accident or design.
283
00:11:39,130 --> 00:11:42,164
[NEWS MUSIC]
284
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News flash!
285
00:11:43,350 --> 00:11:46,769
Halley's Comet is headed
directly for Newfoundland!
286
00:11:46,770 --> 00:11:48,703
The United States and the USSR
287
00:11:48,739 --> 00:11:51,269
have both fired nuclear
missiles in retaliation.
288
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[EERIE MUSIC]
289
00:11:53,644 --> 00:11:58,981
[REAGAN'S VOICE IN BACKGROUND,
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
290
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[TENSE MUSIC]
291
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[ROARING SOUND]
292
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[TENSE MUSIC BUILDS]
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REAGAN: ... Are utterly defenceless,
294
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utterly defenceless,
utterly defenceless...
295
00:12:10,261 --> 00:12:14,295
10, 9, 8,
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7, 6, 5,
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4, 3, 2,
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1!
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
300
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- [LOUD CRASH]
- [MARK SCREAMS]
301
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Aah, no!
302
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POP: All right, shhh, it's just a dream.
303
00:12:33,950 --> 00:12:35,051
Noo!
304
00:12:35,052 --> 00:12:36,451
No, Fox! Help!
305
00:12:36,453 --> 00:12:37,919
- Oh!
- Help!
306
00:12:37,988 --> 00:12:39,188
Oh...
307
00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:41,690
You're all wet. What... what's going on?
308
00:12:41,692 --> 00:12:42,758
This...
309
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The... the bomb!
310
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Fox!
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Just a dream.
312
00:12:49,733 --> 00:12:52,300
Here, have some of this.
313
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:55,904
Now, no more news for
you before bedtime.
314
00:12:55,906 --> 00:12:57,706
It's three minutes to midnight.
315
00:12:57,708 --> 00:12:59,107
Aren't you scared?
316
00:12:59,143 --> 00:13:00,341
[LAUGHS] God, no.
317
00:13:00,377 --> 00:13:01,710
I'm 80.
318
00:13:01,845 --> 00:13:03,979
I've seen it all before!
319
00:13:04,048 --> 00:13:06,848
I mean, it was two minutes
to midnight in the 60's
320
00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:10,752
when Khrushchev started
playing chicken with Kennedy.
321
00:13:10,754 --> 00:13:13,655
- What happened?
- Common sense.
322
00:13:13,724 --> 00:13:17,125
It's not as uncommon
as people may think.
323
00:13:17,194 --> 00:13:22,998
You know, if there's one thing
that being old teaches you,
324
00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:26,735
it's that you live every
day as if it was your last.
325
00:13:26,737 --> 00:13:31,406
And eventually, you'll be right.
326
00:13:31,408 --> 00:13:35,344
All right, go to sleep.
327
00:13:35,345 --> 00:13:38,281
ADULT MARK: When you're little,
you're afraid of the dark.
328
00:13:38,282 --> 00:13:39,949
Growing up brings the realization
329
00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:43,418
that the light can be just as scary.
330
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♪
331
00:13:46,423 --> 00:13:49,291
♪
332
00:13:49,373 --> 00:13:51,840
Oh! [LAUGHS] You got it done!
333
00:13:51,841 --> 00:13:53,109
Awesome, can you still hear me?
334
00:13:53,110 --> 00:13:54,776
Of course.
335
00:13:54,911 --> 00:13:56,912
You got it on the wrong ear for boys!
336
00:13:56,913 --> 00:13:58,047
I do?
337
00:13:58,048 --> 00:13:59,814
The left ear is the right ear.
338
00:13:59,883 --> 00:14:02,283
The right ear's not right.
339
00:14:02,284 --> 00:14:04,454
MARK: It doesn't matter
what ear ya got done, Ritche.
340
00:14:04,455 --> 00:14:08,323
It looks great.
341
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:10,125
Sook.
342
00:14:10,126 --> 00:14:12,028
You think we could watch
the comet at your place,
343
00:14:12,029 --> 00:14:13,529
since your dad has a telescope?
344
00:14:13,530 --> 00:14:14,564
Sure.
345
00:14:14,565 --> 00:14:17,933
- He won't mind.
- Can I come?
346
00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:20,068
I could pierce your ear.
347
00:14:20,070 --> 00:14:22,537
Mom did mine. There's nothing to it.
348
00:14:22,539 --> 00:14:25,273
No offence, but I'm suspicious.
349
00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:28,143
MARK: Yeah, you said
comets were space snots.
350
00:14:30,981 --> 00:14:33,548
This might be our last
chance to really hang out.
351
00:14:33,550 --> 00:14:36,885
I told Dad I'd go with him.
352
00:14:36,887 --> 00:14:40,021
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
353
00:14:40,023 --> 00:14:43,091
[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC]
354
00:14:43,226 --> 00:14:44,559
If Sister Rose is right,
355
00:14:44,595 --> 00:14:47,028
I can't think of anyone I'd rather spend
356
00:14:47,064 --> 00:14:49,765
the end of the world with.
357
00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:55,170
♪
358
00:14:55,172 --> 00:14:57,872
- Pshew!
- [LAUGHS]
359
00:15:04,581 --> 00:15:06,848
Hello? Anybody there?
360
00:15:06,983 --> 00:15:08,543
CASHIER: Can I take your order?
361
00:15:08,585 --> 00:15:10,384
I have a coupon.
362
00:15:10,385 --> 00:15:12,188
CASHIER: Uh, this is a drive-thru, sir.
363
00:15:12,189 --> 00:15:13,989
You gotta be in a car to order.
364
00:15:14,124 --> 00:15:16,958
How do you know I'm not in a car, hm?
365
00:15:17,027 --> 00:15:18,993
CASHIER: I can see you!
366
00:15:22,132 --> 00:15:24,265
Bloody peeping Tom!
367
00:15:24,301 --> 00:15:25,600
- [CAR HONKS]
- Hey!
368
00:15:25,602 --> 00:15:28,136
I'm trying to order here!
369
00:15:28,137 --> 00:15:29,539
CASHIER: Step out of the line, sir.
370
00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:30,872
POP: Hey, look!
371
00:15:31,007 --> 00:15:33,942
It is a good job you're in that box!
372
00:15:33,943 --> 00:15:35,311
CASHIER: I'll call the police.
373
00:15:35,312 --> 00:15:37,445
POP: Listen, you can't do this to me!
374
00:15:37,481 --> 00:15:40,148
This coupon is legal tender!
375
00:15:40,283 --> 00:15:42,884
- [POLICE SIREN WHOOPS]
- Wha... ?
376
00:15:42,953 --> 00:15:46,154
♪
377
00:15:52,295 --> 00:15:53,928
I'm sorry, Mike, I had no choice.
378
00:15:53,964 --> 00:15:55,997
It's a good thing I
was on my lunch break.
379
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,667
Another officer would have charged him.
380
00:15:57,668 --> 00:15:58,900
So he's free to go?
381
00:15:58,969 --> 00:16:00,434
He's banned from Ches's.
382
00:16:00,471 --> 00:16:03,338
Can't go within a hundred
feet of any location.
383
00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:05,039
They're building one next door!
384
00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:08,376
I won't be even be able to use the
kitchen sink, for Christ's sake!
385
00:16:08,412 --> 00:16:10,111
We'll take it. Thank you, Gary.
386
00:16:10,113 --> 00:16:11,812
I'll see you out.
387
00:16:12,950 --> 00:16:14,048
Suck it, pig!
388
00:16:14,117 --> 00:16:16,251
Pop, enough!
389
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,953
Kids.
390
00:16:21,325 --> 00:16:24,058
[BOTH LAUGH]
391
00:16:24,127 --> 00:16:27,662
♪
392
00:16:27,664 --> 00:16:29,964
♪
393
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:34,069
So, it says here that we'll
see it two hours before sunrise.
394
00:16:34,204 --> 00:16:36,071
That's 3 am.
395
00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:38,206
All I see is fog.
396
00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:40,009
ADULT MARK: It's hard to star-gaze
397
00:16:40,010 --> 00:16:41,642
in a place known for fog horns.
398
00:16:41,678 --> 00:16:42,938
Maybe that's a good thing.
399
00:16:42,939 --> 00:16:45,047
The world can't end if
we can't see the comet.
400
00:16:45,048 --> 00:16:47,383
Shut up with the
predictions, Nostra-dumbass!
401
00:16:47,384 --> 00:16:51,953
Your world isn't gonna end, mine is!
402
00:16:52,022 --> 00:16:54,422
Ugh.
403
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:56,391
Wait! Wha...
404
00:16:56,392 --> 00:17:00,763
- RITCHIE: Aah!
- FOX: Let me see your ear, okay?
405
00:17:00,764 --> 00:17:01,963
RITCHIE: Get off of me!
406
00:17:02,032 --> 00:17:03,097
Get off me!
407
00:17:03,133 --> 00:17:04,393
MARK: What are you doing?
408
00:17:04,394 --> 00:17:06,035
Do you want your ear
pierced or not, pecker-head?
409
00:17:06,036 --> 00:17:07,086
It's not safe!
410
00:17:07,087 --> 00:17:09,305
It is as long as you're
not a girl about it!
411
00:17:09,306 --> 00:17:10,356
Give me the compass.
412
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,673
Uh...
413
00:17:12,709 --> 00:17:14,175
Uh...
414
00:17:14,211 --> 00:17:15,977
- Compass?
- Mm-hm.
415
00:17:16,013 --> 00:17:17,145
Lighter.
416
00:17:17,214 --> 00:17:19,114
Uh, lighter?
417
00:17:19,249 --> 00:17:21,249
Oh no, are you gonna burn a hole in me?
418
00:17:21,251 --> 00:17:24,119
No, it's to sterilize it.
419
00:17:24,254 --> 00:17:26,120
I think we should rethink this.
420
00:17:26,122 --> 00:17:27,589
- Potato.
- What?
421
00:17:27,724 --> 00:17:29,724
Pass me the friggin' potato!
422
00:17:29,726 --> 00:17:31,927
RITCHIE: I'm not hungry.
423
00:17:32,062 --> 00:17:33,461
Ready?
424
00:17:33,597 --> 00:17:34,677
I think I'm gonna puke.
425
00:17:34,731 --> 00:17:36,497
Hold his hand.
426
00:17:40,136 --> 00:17:41,937
- Is it gonna hurt?
- No.
427
00:17:42,072 --> 00:17:44,739
I'm gonna tell you
when it's coming, okay?
428
00:17:44,741 --> 00:17:48,343
5, 4, 3...
429
00:17:48,412 --> 00:17:51,145
Owwww!
430
00:17:55,418 --> 00:17:56,718
You didn't wait!
431
00:17:56,719 --> 00:17:58,454
ADULT MARK: Having your ear pierced
432
00:17:58,455 --> 00:18:00,054
is like the end of the world.
433
00:18:00,123 --> 00:18:02,090
It's only scary if you see it coming.
434
00:18:02,225 --> 00:18:03,275
Bad-ass!
435
00:18:04,094 --> 00:18:06,461
Is it supposed to be bleeding that much?
436
00:18:06,596 --> 00:18:08,196
Here.
437
00:18:08,265 --> 00:18:09,964
Hold still.
438
00:18:11,234 --> 00:18:12,600
[WINCES]
439
00:18:15,305 --> 00:18:17,705
Cool!
440
00:18:17,774 --> 00:18:20,574
Now you won't forget me.
441
00:18:25,616 --> 00:18:28,984
We'll never forget you.
442
00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:31,319
Promise?
443
00:18:31,388 --> 00:18:35,056
♪
444
00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:37,092
- Ow!
- Blood swear?
445
00:18:37,094 --> 00:18:41,529
Gross.
446
00:18:41,565 --> 00:18:44,666
Blood swear!
447
00:18:44,801 --> 00:18:47,902
Pretty sure it's supposed
to be our own blood, but...
448
00:18:50,273 --> 00:18:53,074
Blood swear.
449
00:18:53,143 --> 00:18:56,444
Friends forever, right?
450
00:18:58,582 --> 00:19:03,117
[EMOTIONAL MUSIC]
451
00:19:03,153 --> 00:19:05,419
♪
452
00:19:05,455 --> 00:19:11,455
♪ Come with me and you will
see what's down the road ♪
453
00:19:12,495 --> 00:19:18,333
♪ We might handed barren
lands or fields of gold ♪
454
00:19:18,468 --> 00:19:20,368
♪
455
00:19:20,437 --> 00:19:26,437
♪ Yet no matter where we roam,
no, we'll never be alone ♪
456
00:19:27,377 --> 00:19:29,377
♪
457
00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:33,114
♪ Just come with me and you will see ♪
458
00:19:33,249 --> 00:19:37,118
♪ That we will always be... ♪
459
00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:42,257
♪ Home. ♪
460
00:19:42,392 --> 00:19:45,526
♪
461
00:19:51,168 --> 00:19:52,800
ADULT MARK: Places come and go,
462
00:19:52,836 --> 00:19:54,469
but the memories live on.
463
00:19:54,471 --> 00:19:57,739
- Mm, mm! That's hot!
- It's not jam yet.
464
00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:59,675
You gotta let the blueberries simmer.
465
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:01,409
Hm? Here.
466
00:20:01,544 --> 00:20:03,211
Pass the sugar.
467
00:20:03,212 --> 00:20:05,481
ADULT MARK:
Like dandelions in the sidewalk,
468
00:20:05,482 --> 00:20:07,415
we find a way to survive.
469
00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:09,817
Even when things are at their darkest,
470
00:20:09,853 --> 00:20:11,173
you can find a little light.
471
00:20:11,174 --> 00:20:13,305
REAGAN: [TV] We are closer
than ever before to agreements
472
00:20:13,306 --> 00:20:17,275
that could lead to a safer
world without nuclear weapons.
473
00:20:17,311 --> 00:20:22,046
It was a simple proposal, one
might say "disarmingly" simple.
474
00:20:22,047 --> 00:20:24,083
REPORTER: [TV]
With news of a nuclear treaty,
475
00:20:24,084 --> 00:20:27,153
the Doomsday Clock was moved
back to six minutes to midnight.
476
00:20:27,154 --> 00:20:29,988
A lot of people will sleep
much more soundly tonight.
477
00:20:29,989 --> 00:20:32,158
Don't forget to have an
eye out for Halley's Comet
478
00:20:32,159 --> 00:20:33,960
as it passes over the province tonight.
479
00:20:33,961 --> 00:20:36,496
It should be quite the
sight, if the clouds hold off.
480
00:20:36,497 --> 00:20:38,563
ADULT MARK: Our world keeps changing,
481
00:20:38,749 --> 00:20:40,482
but people rarely do.
482
00:20:40,483 --> 00:20:42,518
You knows it's better if
they all stays together!
483
00:20:42,519 --> 00:20:43,886
Yeah, better for you, ya mean!
484
00:20:43,887 --> 00:20:46,754
Greg! She needs her brothers!
485
00:20:46,790 --> 00:20:51,092
♪
486
00:20:51,128 --> 00:20:53,495
[ENGINE STARTS]
487
00:20:53,497 --> 00:20:57,098
♪ Trying to catch your heart ♪
488
00:20:57,233 --> 00:21:00,868
♪ Is like trying to catch a star ♪
489
00:21:00,870 --> 00:21:02,436
♪
490
00:21:02,472 --> 00:21:06,441
♪ So many people love you, baby ♪
491
00:21:06,443 --> 00:21:10,178
♪ That must be what you are ♪
492
00:21:10,180 --> 00:21:13,848
♪ Waiting for a star to fall
to carry your heart... ♪
493
00:21:13,850 --> 00:21:16,117
ADULT MARK: Growing up is tough.
494
00:21:16,153 --> 00:21:18,786
But with the right people by your side,
495
00:21:18,922 --> 00:21:21,189
it's not the end of the world.
496
00:21:21,191 --> 00:21:22,656
♪
497
00:21:22,793 --> 00:21:25,527
♪ Waiting for a star to fall ♪
498
00:21:25,662 --> 00:21:28,730
♪ And carry your heart into my arms ♪
499
00:21:28,732 --> 00:21:30,531
♪ That's where you belong ♪
500
00:21:30,567 --> 00:21:35,269
♪ In my arms, baby, yeah ♪
501
00:21:35,338 --> 00:21:38,473
♪ I've learned to feel
what I cannot see... ♪
502
00:21:38,608 --> 00:21:44,079
♪
503
00:21:44,214 --> 00:21:46,680
♪ I don't know how to dream your dream ♪
504
00:21:46,717 --> 00:21:51,051
♪ So I'm all caught up
in the superstition ♪
505
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:55,651
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