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[drumroll]
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[cheerful electronic music]
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♪ ♪
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[laughs]
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[whimpering]
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Uh!
Wah!
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♪ ♪
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[exclaims]
[frog ribbits]
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[frog croaks]
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[laughing]
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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♪ ♪
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[car horn honks]
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[toy meows]
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Ta-da!
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- Ah!
- Ugh.
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[chuckles]
[whistles]
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Whoa! Ah!
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- [chuckles]
- Aww.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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[acoustic guitar music]
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* Her pounding hooves,
the flowing mane ♪
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♪ Galloping across
the golden plain ♪
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♪ Sparkle Horse,
so self-possessed ♪
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♪ She's wild,
as wild as the West ♪
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[laughing]
[phone buzzes]
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Darling!
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Tell me again why I'm
meeting you at your father's.
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I know why, Mommy.
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Oh, we're just
dropping off Angelica
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so we can get a head start
on your birthday weekend.
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Drew, I loathe surprises.
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I can barely
tolerate uncertainty.
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But sometimes it's nice
to give up control, right?
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Charlotte?
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I'm here, I'm just
pondering the absurdity
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of that question.
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See you both soon. Kisses.
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What do you know
about Drew's surprise?
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Three days off.
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No calls, no texts,
and no driving by my house.
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- Deal.
- According to Angelica,
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you're going somewhere,
her words, "very fancy,"
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called Hot Springs.
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Thank goodness.
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I was worried Drew would
throw some silly party just
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because it's a milestone year.
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- [gasps]
- Did I say milestone?
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I meant hot stone, as in
spa weekend, here I come!
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[upbeat music]
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My daddy says there are
cowboys and horsies,
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and we have to be careful
we don't step in cow poop,
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especially you, Tommy,
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since you don't have any shoes.
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Oh, I'll be careful.
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Not me.
Bring on the poop!
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Do you think this is the
year we'll finally find out
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how old Charlotte really is?
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Hah. We have a better chance
of stumbling into a pit
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of friendly rattlesnakes.
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Snake bite kit.
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She's here!
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Enjoy your birthday.
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And remember our deal.
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Mm-hmm.
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all: Surprise!
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Freedom!
[tires screech]
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Take me with you!
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Mommy said she
doesn't like surprises.
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[sighs]
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[horse neighs]
- Welcome to Tot Springs,
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where everyone's a cowpoke.
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This former mining town
has been re-imagined
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to bring the fun back into
the Wild West.
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And if you're here celebrating
your little buckaroo's
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birthday, you're in
for a rootin' tootin' treat--
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a bouncing bunny
birthday cake.
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Cake and bunnies?
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Cynthia, I think I flied
and gone to heaven.
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Ugh, won't there be
bunny fuzz in the cake?
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Only if we're lucky.
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Listen up, this whole weekend
is for my mommy's birthday.
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So the cake and the bunnies
are only for peoples
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related to me.
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Tough love, babies.
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But Tommy's your cousin.
That counts.
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Shows what you know,
Susie Carmichael.
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Cousins aren't real relatives.
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Even I know that's not true.
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Fine, then only
Tommy can have
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a piece of cake,
but no bunny!
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- No fair!
- But bunny cake!
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I'll share with you guys.
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Ugh, always
the goody-no-shoes.
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[banjo music]
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♪ ♪
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- Ooh.
- Ooh, a fire pit.
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- Wow, look at this.
- How quaint.
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A lot of the pioneers
didn't actually make it--
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Y'all fixing to
have a good time?
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Yippy kay yay, we are.
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Howdy, folks.
I'm Miss Mellie.
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Welcome to Tot Springs.
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Now let's get these little
cowpokes gussied right up.
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- [chuckles]
- We better get our wiggle on.
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No sense piddling was
so much fun to be had.
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- No ma'am.
- Piddling?
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Right behind you.
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I'm not sure I like
being a cow bloke.
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This hat smells funny.
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But it looks great, Chuckie.
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Do you think
ghosts live here?
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Definitely ghosts cows.
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M-moo!
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Which means ghost cow poo.
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I know this is
a lot to take in,
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but I have one more surprise.
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Your mother flew
in from London.
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- [rooster crows]
- Drew, what were you thinking?
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I've avoided my mother
for nearly a decade.
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Angelica has never
even met her.
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And you know she'll
delight in telling everyone
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I'm turning 40!
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Birthday gal, we've got
a special treat just for you.
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[chicken clucking]
[sheep bleating]
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Do it and I'll
chew off your hands.
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Trail mix?
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I think that's for the sheep.
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Oh.
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Ooh, snackies.
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[munching happily]
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Y'all ready for some good
old-fashioned mutton bustin'?
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[rings bell]
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[children laughing]
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[sheep bleating]
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Be brave, Chuckie.
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Tenacity, Angelica.
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Don't let that sheep
get the best of you.
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Guess who?
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- Hello, Mo--
- Judith.
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And please explain why you're
wearing a flowered sack.
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Not here.
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Darling, fabulous news.
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I've gotten married.
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[camera shutter clicks]
- Is this husband
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number four or five?
I've lost count.
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Math was never
your strong suit.
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His name is Julian.
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Cheese!
[camera shutter clicks]
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And I can't wait
for you to meet him.
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Oh, but there's
one little thing.
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He thinks I'm 50, not 70.
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Ooh!
[camera shutter clicks]
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Why would anyone
hide their true age?
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I didn't hide it.
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He just never asked.
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Apparently, taking fabulous
care of myself paid off.
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Anyway, I've told Julian that
you are my younger sister.
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Try to look the part.
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Don't frown, sweetie.
It makes lines.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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♪ ♪
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Lovey, Simon and I have been
searching everywhere for you.
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Hello, I'm Julian.
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You must be Charlotte, the,
uh--birthday buckaroo.
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[chuckling] You're getting
the bunny cake.
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Aren't you A little bit old?
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Yes, lucky me.
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Judith, you didn't
tell me you got a bonus child
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with your new marriage?
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Because I know
you love surprises.
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Julian, Simon,
this is Charlotte,
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my precious baby sister.
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I'm your auntie Judith.
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So that means Simon
is your cousin.
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I bet you'll be best friends.
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I have a new cousin?
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Isn't that exciting?
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Why don't you and Simon
play with the babies
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while I introduce my...
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sister to everyone?
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[munching]
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Babies, this is Simon,
my long-losted cousin.
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That's Tommy, my baby cousin,
and his drooly friends,
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Chuckie, Susie, Phil, and Lil.
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Hiya, Simon.
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What's that thing?
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This?
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A yo-yo.
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It's not for babies.
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Ha!
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You're speaking my
language, cousin.
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Hey, how old are you, anyway?
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Four and 1/4.
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Exact same as me.
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You're not four and 1/4.
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Pay no attention to
anything those babies say.
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Their brains haven't
enveloped yet.
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You know what
would be hilarious?
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Let's open up this gate
and let out all the sheep!
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Huh?
[sheep bleating]
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- Wild sheep!
- That's a lot of wool.
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- Wild sheep!
- Whoa!
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[both laughing]
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Did you two unhitch
this here gate?
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Certainly not.
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The babies did it.
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Miss Mellie,
we tried to stop them,
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but they don't know words yet.
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Naughty cow pokes
around these parts end up
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in that little tot time-out.
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[screeching]
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[giggling]
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[sheep bleating]
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It's like having
two Angelicas,
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only one is wearing pants.
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Oh, maybe they
letted the sheep out
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and blameded us on accident.
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Angelica's never
bad on accident.
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[cow moos]
[pigeon coos]
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[gasps]
Oh, isn't this charming?
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[gasps] Char-Char, do you
remember that Christmas
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train ride where you threw up
all over Mother's
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white suede skirt?
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Mother should never have fed
foie gras to a five-year-old.
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So how many years are
there between you two?
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- 15.
- 10.
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We're going to need y'all
to be junior deputies.
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You never know what rascally
outlaws we might encounter
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on this here train ride.
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A badge and a new cousin?
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My mommy's birthday keeps
getting better and better!
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[piano playing]
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Told you ghosts live here.
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[train whistle toots]
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Is anyone else sick
from that trail mix?
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- Uhh, uhh.
- Hm? Um--
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Honey, you OK?
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I'm fine.
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Maybe a little ginger ale
would help.
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Sarsaparillas
at the end of the car,
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along with fresh squeezed
cactus juice.
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You all follow me, partners.
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The cactus juice is on me.
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[stomach lurches]
- Oh, oh, ah.
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[piano playing continues]
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I'm going to be sick!
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The engineer
is stalling the train.
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Look out, everyone!
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There's been a report of
bandits in these parts.
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Wow, it's like the real deal.
[chuckles]
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Hyep, yep.
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Y'all stay calm and we
will skedaddle right quick.
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Now, empty your pockets
in this here hat.
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I think the piano's too fast.
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It's making those
cowboys be bad.
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Maybe I can make it stop.
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[laughs]
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Hurry, Tommy.
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00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:33,233
They've got ropes
and pointy boots!
262
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:36,543
Um, guys, I'm stuckted.
263
00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:39,566
Angelica, we need your help!
264
00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:42,582
[sighs] They always need me.
265
00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,335
Forget those
beastly children.
266
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,554
We're deputies.
267
00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:46,875
Come on!
- Huh?
268
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:50,480
Take that,
you amateur train robbers.
269
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:55,793
Uh-oh, Beans,
it's the junior deputies!
270
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,619
We're outnumbered, Hank.
271
00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:59,994
What are we gonna do?
272
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,163
[piano playing]
273
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,102
[crashing]
274
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,597
[piano stops]
275
00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:09,068
Uhh--the music stopped, so--
276
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:13,109
Uh, lucky for you,
we have another train to rob!
277
00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:16,608
[all laughing]
278
00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:18,809
Looks like there's
a new deputy in town.
279
00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,712
- [gasps]
- The grownups can't resist
280
00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:22,354
a baby with a toy.
281
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,119
You'll get used to it.
- No.
282
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,517
No, I won't.
283
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:30,558
Unlike you, Angelica,
I will not stand for this.
284
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,690
[toilet flushing]
285
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,904
Ooh, what'd I miss?
286
00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:44,671
Here y'all go,
rattlesnake stew.
287
00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:46,641
Bon appetite.
288
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:49,179
Huh. Says here that
in the Old West,
289
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:51,636
this was a delicious
common meal.
290
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:55,024
Well, I've never been more
grateful to be a modern man.
291
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:58,585
[chickens clucking]
292
00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:02,255
Time to gallop on out of
this dusty old town, Cynthia,
293
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,855
and live your dream
of being the first
294
00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:07,288
astronaut cowgirl superstar.
295
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:10,464
[sighs]
Your doll-play bores me.
296
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,433
I'm going to have
some real fun.
297
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,702
[clucking]
- [laughing]
298
00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:16,071
Hi, Simon.
299
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,209
Wanna play chase the chicken?
300
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:20,105
Bad chicken, bad chicken,
bad chicken!
301
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:24,507
Actually, I'd much rather
a game of nick the ice lolly.
302
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,781
That sounds fun.
How do you play?
303
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,181
Uh--
- I win.
304
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,322
Hey, give me
back my icy plop!
305
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:35,488
Oh, I would, but that's
not how the game works.
306
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:38,358
Pity.
- But you already have one.
307
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:39,958
Well, I want two.
308
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,060
Here, Tommy,
you can have mine.
309
00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,562
I don't want any trouble.
310
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:46,803
Give it back,
or I'm gonna tell Angelica.
311
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,440
Tell Angelica what?
312
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:53,905
Your cousin took-ted Tommy's
plop and won't give it back.
313
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:56,407
So, he's just playing around.
314
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:59,009
But you never let
anyone take our stuff
315
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,052
on account of that's your job.
316
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,548
Very well.
Here you go.
317
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,020
Uhh! Ahh! Ahh!
318
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,618
[laughs]
319
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,660
Hilarious.
320
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,116
Come on, cousin.
321
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,034
Uh--um--
322
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,656
Hey, wait for me!
323
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:18,703
I guess Angelica cares
more about her new cousin
324
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,428
than she cares
about her old one.
325
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,368
He said no texts
or calls,
326
00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:29,744
but he never mentioned pigeons.
327
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:32,012
"Jonathan, comma,
I need you to come
328
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:36,052
save me from this whole
pioneer family nightmare."
329
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,989
230 Olive Avenue.
330
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:41,746
Look for a well-groomed
man with a penchant
331
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:44,424
for cheap cologne.
[pigeon cooing]
332
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,264
- Young lady--
- Ah!
333
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:49,429
You wanna leave your
own birthday weekend?
334
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:53,199
Hmm.
- Yes, I do, Judith!
335
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,770
I was brought here
under false pretenses.
336
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:58,808
And I'm completely
exhausted by having
337
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:02,205
to perpetuate this
sisterhood charade of yours.
338
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,179
Judy, I'm on to you.
339
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,907
- Julian.
- You said I'd love
340
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:08,523
a folksy American experience,
and you were right.
341
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,945
Look what I found
in my rattlesnake stew.
342
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,691
A fang!
343
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,545
[laughs]
344
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:18,864
Oh, it's so nice to see you two
sisters having quality time.
345
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,588
[banjo music]
346
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:24,364
And that is how
you pan for gold.
347
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,604
Who knows?
Y'all might get lucky
348
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:30,299
and find some genuine
gold nuggets.
349
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:33,113
Here's something
for you, Philip.
350
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,606
Better than gold.
351
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:36,778
I founded one!
352
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,006
Sorry, that's mine.
353
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,581
It just fell out
of my pan, actually.
354
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,849
Now, if you don't mind.
- Wait.
355
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:45,318
You weren't even looking
for gold, was he Angelica?
356
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,418
Tommy's right.
Come on, Simon.
357
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,060
Let's look over there.
- No need, thanks.
358
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,817
[all gasp]
[laughs]
359
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:55,064
Hey, at least when I do
something to the babies,
360
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,732
they kinda sorta deserve it.
361
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,929
You do it because
they're littler than you
362
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,602
and can't fight back.
363
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,700
You don't get it, do you?
364
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,902
That's what being bad
is all about.
365
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,314
Oh, piffle.
366
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:10,276
Why do I bother explaining
to one who's so nice?
367
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,047
I am not nice!
368
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,345
I'm bad!
369
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,546
A bajillion times
badder than you!
370
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,289
He's up to something, Cynthia.
371
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:21,745
And I should know, 'cause I'm
the one usually up to stuff.
372
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:25,394
♪ ♪
373
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:28,532
* Sparkle Horse so
self-possessed, she's wild ♪
374
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,758
♪ As wild as the West ♪
375
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,173
♪ ♪
376
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,596
♪ No other horse
could move as fast ♪
377
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:41,072
♪ Her equine beauty
is unsurpassed ♪
378
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,484
♪ But the one trait
that must be stressed ♪
379
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:47,376
♪ She's wild,
as wild as the West ♪
380
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,720
♪ Hey, ohh, whoa ♪
381
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:53,646
♪ Sparkle Horse,
mystifying Sparkle Horse ♪
382
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:56,863
♪ Sparkle Horse,
electrifying, Sparkle Horse ♪
383
00:15:56,856 --> 00:16:01,026
♪ There's no denying
she won't rest ♪
384
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:04,458
♪ You'll never know
what's coming next ♪
385
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,404
♪ As wild as the West ♪
386
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,599
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
387
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,501
♪ As wild as the West ♪
388
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,913
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
389
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:16,975
♪ There's no denying
she won't rest ♪
390
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,576
♪ You'll never know
what's coming next ♪
391
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,550
♪ As wild as the West ♪
392
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,193
A hoedown?
393
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,618
I specifically said no dancing.
394
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,593
This is her big birthday.
395
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,732
Oh, I better find
Charlotte to warn her.
396
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:38,103
Uh, you all heard him, right?
397
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,998
It's her 4-0.
398
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,329
Are we sure?
399
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,104
Wouldn't Charlotte
have told us?
400
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,344
[old timey piano music playing]
401
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,809
I'm taking over your land.
402
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,878
There's oil under
here and I want it.
403
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:55,478
[laughs] You're a scoundrel,
Durk Snively.
404
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,382
I saw you sneaking around.
405
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:58,994
What's in the bag?
406
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:02,355
Maybe this is for you and
now you've ruined the surprise.
407
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,755
- It's for me?
- Shh!
408
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:06,286
[laughs]
Don't be ridiculous.
409
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,633
This is for the
bunny birthday cake.
410
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:13,128
What fun are bunnies when
you can have reptiles? [laughs]
411
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,073
But that's my mommy's cake.
412
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,238
You'll wreck it.
413
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,066
It's a horrible thing to do.
414
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,871
You really aren't very
good at being bad, are you?
415
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,143
If being bad is
ruining birthdays
416
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:26,083
with slimy lizards
instead of floppy bunnies,
417
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:29,079
then I don't wanna be bad!
418
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:32,592
Wow.
This is big.
419
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,885
Angelica,
I'm your cousin, too.
420
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,517
And I think we
should stop Simon.
421
00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:43,327
I don't know
about this, Tommy.
422
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:47,570
Yeah, we could end up in
that scary time-out place.
423
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:52,807
A cow baby gotta do what
a cow baby's gotta do.
424
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,578
[mischievous music]
425
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:04,178
♪ ♪
426
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,294
What are you doing back here?
427
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,115
No kids allowed near the cake.
428
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,560
Oh, I was just going
to tell you that I saw
429
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,316
some bunnies running loose.
430
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:14,034
There must be
a hole in the pen.
431
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:16,056
No one's gonna
miss a few rabbits.
432
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:19,932
Mr. Train Robber Chef,
that's my mommy's cake.
433
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,902
And if there aren't
the 'zac right number
434
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:25,071
of baby bunnies inside,
she will shut this place down.
435
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:27,471
'Cause she's got the
powers of the peoples.
436
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,635
[sighs]
437
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:32,912
I'm not just bad,
I'm super bad.
438
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,512
I'll keep a lookout
while you get
439
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,984
those lizards into the cake.
440
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:38,892
Brilliant. There might be
hope for you after all.
441
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:43,985
Babies, now!
442
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:47,630
[sheep bleating]
443
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,433
Nice try, but I've
learned a few tricks
444
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:56,003
in my four and 1/4 years.
445
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:59,142
[banjo music]
446
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,708
[bleating]
447
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:03,537
- Ahh!
- Oh, no!
448
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,614
Hey!
What's the big idea?
449
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,022
It won't open.
450
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,918
[grunting]
451
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,360
Great.
Now we're stuck to the cake.
452
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,816
No fair.
453
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,834
All the frosting's on
the outside, not the inside.
454
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,227
At least there's no lizards.
455
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,770
- Just this one.
- Phil!
456
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,865
[playing upbeat
one-man-band music]
457
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,568
♪ ♪
458
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:34,641
Well, howdy!
459
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:37,741
What say we get the
birthday gal up here?
460
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,014
- Giddy up.
- Go birthday girl.
461
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,351
- Come one, Charlotte.
- Giddy up.
462
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,518
Hello, Daddy, Judith.
463
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,486
[dramatic banjo music]
464
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,516
♪ ♪
465
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,461
Now be sure to
make a wish 'fore you
466
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,527
blow out those candles.
467
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,685
[children's muffled voices]
468
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,233
Our babies are
inside the cake!
469
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:57,829
I heard Tommy!
470
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,230
It's all right.
There are air holes.
471
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,873
The little tykes are
fine and we'll get
472
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,938
that cake open right quick.
473
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:09,336
Birthday gal, now would be a
good time for a little speech.
474
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,682
Thank you Miss Mellie.
475
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:15,318
Family, friends,
I would like to express
476
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:19,445
my heartfelt gratitude
to you for indulging me.
477
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:22,892
I have been evasive
long enough.
478
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:28,329
Today I turn 40 years old!
479
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,828
There, it's out.
480
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,800
I hope you'll still
regard me as part of
481
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,969
your generational demographic.
482
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,672
What an inspiration.
483
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:41,311
Now I can bring
my truth to light.
484
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:45,208
I am proud to say that I
am not Charlotte's sister,
485
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:49,851
but I am her
fun-loving young aunt.
486
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:53,049
[chuckles]
- [clears throat]
487
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:55,362
Uhh, sure.
Oh, let's go all the way.
488
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:58,085
I am Charlotte's mother.
489
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,592
You're my nana?
490
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,164
Technically, yes, darling.
491
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:06,873
But we'll come up with
a name for me that
492
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,866
doesn't scream grandmother.
493
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,379
[stomach gurgles]
Whoa. Here.
494
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,835
Dede, what's wrong?
495
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,613
You've been sick
the whole time.
496
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,651
Stu, I'm not sick.
497
00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:23,077
I'm pregnant.
498
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:24,182
What?
499
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:26,153
We're gonna
have another baby?
500
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:27,952
- I knew it!
- You're having another baby!
501
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:31,294
It wasn't the sheep feed,
after all. [laughs]
502
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,090
Well, that's good timing.
503
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:35,802
Everyone will be so
absorbed in Didi's big news
504
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:39,025
that they will forget
what we just confessed.
505
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,471
Won't they?
Mother?
506
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,898
Oh, one can only hope.
507
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:49,583
But happy birthday,
my dearest only daughter.
508
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:51,836
[upbeat acoustic music playing]
509
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:53,784
Come on, darling.
Work that pioneer dress.
510
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,720
- Hee-hoo!
- Yee-haw!
511
00:21:55,715 --> 00:22:01,345
♪ ♪
512
00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:05,294
Hurrah, a lucky win for
a most unimpressive baddie.
513
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:07,961
I'm just glad you're
not my cousin anymore,
514
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,660
'cause I already got
the best there is,
515
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,273
even if he is bald
and toothless.
516
00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:14,665
♪ ♪
517
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,467
[gasps]
518
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:19,310
Simon! Now!
519
00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:22,975
Oh, I had a little talk
with my new Nana and Grandpa
520
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:25,175
and told them
everything you did.
521
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,207
It was hilarious.
522
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,677
Thanks, Angelica.
523
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:32,922
I guess we're
the onliest cousins again.
524
00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:35,289
Yep, just and me.
525
00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:37,387
Now, let's get some cake.
526
00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:39,760
But only small pieces
for you babies.
527
00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:41,859
And I get all
the frosted flowers!
528
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,601
And the bunnies!
Don't touch the bunnies!
529
00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:46,367
♪ ♪
530
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,125
[clucks]
[coos]
531
00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:55,038
[upbeat music]
532
00:22:55,041 --> 00:23:02,251
♪ ♪
533
00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:15,830
Klasky Csupo.
534
00:23:17,363 --> 00:23:21,003
♪ ♪
535
00:23:21,053 --> 00:23:25,603
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