All language subtitles for MAMMA-SRT1__srt__en-GB

This means war.

Free movies.

My baby.

Walking coverage.

OK, so I checked the weather in Portland

and it's 85 degrees

so you will need your sunscreen.

You got all your other toiletries
in my bag

that you packed while I watched.

Remember you were crying
all the time.

Yeah, what a mess.

It's like he's going off to war.

She's arguing.

But it's such an amazing
time in your life.

You can literally become anyone
you want to be.

You can change the world.

You could colonise Mars, I mean.

You're spiralling.

Sorry, sorry, boys,
we'll just be one minute, remember?

Lakers, Lakers,

Blazers friend, I'm not gonna
let you back in the house.

I know that.

I'm serious.

It's for Nikki.

It's a long trip.

This is it.

I'm sorry.

Mom and dad.

OK.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

Call me when you get there.

Yo let.

Fucking go.

There goes our baby.

Every woman dreams of full brows
and long luscious eyelashes,

and thanks to provison's

hair generating technology,

I believe we have a real opportunity

to market this to chemo

patients.

It's too sad.

I mean, anybody here
want to be said?

No, nobody wants to be said.

Where's the ad that says Profissao
puts hair around men's heads?

That's who we should be marketing to.

Insecure men
with lots of cash.

Actually there.

I collapse the proposal
doesn't work on scalps.

It doesn't.

Ohh shit.

We got to get you
on another project.

All what about rest and then

the anti-aging pillar?

Yes, the new Galderma product
for older women.

Because, you know, you're,

you're, you're,
you're an expert.

Really.

I mean, you're at a certain age bracket.

Whoa.

I did not ask her age.

Everybody saw that, right?

Would never do that.

Look, I really think this would be
a perfect fit for you.

Randy, what do you got?

Erectile dysfunction.

Is a thing of the past
with the rest.

Ohh.

OK, so the rational is banned in the EU

so we can't use mikonos,

but he's on a jet ski.

I love those.

I love jet skis.

Well, it's Christian Dorner.

Meaning you're never give up
with the name barbano.

All right.

Who is this?

I have Bianca.

And I have terrible news
to talk about his death.

The band.

I'm sorry to hear
that your grandfather is dead.

You need to settle his affairs,
his affairs bit.

I don't even know.

We're flying to.

You leave.

What did you say?

Italy.

Like as in Italy?

Italy, yeah.

No, I can't just get on a plane
and kind of look at my dream place.

Everything is crazy.

What time is?

Christian.

Before you started, hey, hey, listen,

I just want you to know
I'm a feminist.

We met before.

Really.

Yeah, a Dominic school.

I'm the guidance counsellor.

It's just that.

I wouldn't have done this
if you had Murphy and your husband.

I know,

Tracy, it's time for you to go.

Listen.

Yes, listening.

I support your right to be angry.

Thank you so much.

That's really great.

Maybe call me.

We can talk this through.

She's not sure.

Chris, I am so sorry.

This is really hard
for me to admit.

I have his illness.

All they want to do
is have sex.

I think I wanna have sex too.

We haven't had sex in
like 3 years, I know,

but I mean with a new person.

It's not personal, it's.

I love my phone.

My phone.

This one?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Just the hard, you know,
with Dominic leaving,

it's just a big adjustment.

Don't defend that.

Do Steve.

He's a gorgeous man
looking at a Starbucks.

Grab your purse.

Stranger grabs your boob.

Is that him?

Is that him?

Give me the phone.

I'm going to fly to Rome tomorrow night
to settle his affairs.

I mean, that's crazy, right?

Again.

Go christen.

What are you masturbating?

And cooking shows.

I mean more specifically Stanley Tucci
searching for Italy.

We went to this factory
and it was all cream.

You've masturbated this fantasy
into existence.

You have to go straight there,
put the gun in your face.

My thought is to find a new campaign,

make it a business trip,

is Co has suppliers all

over the globe.

How do you think I got
to go to Brazil,

Iceland and Ireland last year

to settle their

lawsuits?

Mistake here and work on my marriage

should work on getting
the pussy pounded.

Clear when you smile.

Stop thinking about everybody else.

Start thinking about you.

Then think about your grandfather's
last time wish.

Oh, my God.

Maybe I should go.

Did you see what I did there?

I just got you to go
to someone else's feelings.

I deserve this.

I'm going to go and I'm going to have
my own under the Tuscan sun.

Or eat pray, love, fuck.

Eat, pray, fuck.

Say it.

But he prayed.

Fuck.

Do this.

Pray.

Say it again.

Pray

louder from the vagina.

8.

Yeah.

Faith in Italy?

Even bought myself a journal
at the airport.

Anyway, sorry about you.

I love you anyway.

What about,

you know, I'll play italiano?

If you like.

Oh my God.

Right.

Yes.

Thank you.

Oh my God, this is so good.

And.

Oh my God, what is?

My name's sorry, Kristen.

Hi, Christine.

Sorry, this is my uncle Miranda.

Just got back
from holiday in Greece.

Hi, Tom.

I'm Christian.

I'm just visiting.

Yeah, I mean, I was born here,

but I haven't been back
since I was a baby.

Because democracy.

She wants me to ask for your number,

but don't worry,
I don't want to assume so.

Tell me.

No, no, wait.

That was sorry, I am not usually
so Bellagio

with asking for phone number.

Ohh yeah quick if you knew
that it would have been funnier.

Pretty funny.

I get it.

I got it.

I I like your little China.

My God, what was that?

So sorry, so are you here
on business or pleasure?

Pleasure.

You know, my grandfather just died
and Oh no, I didn't know him.

Hey.

Off the run.

Well, I call you.

This tactic.

Yes, Bianca sent us
to take him to the funeral.

OK.

Nice to meet you, Adam.

Yes.

Nice to meet you.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Hey, you guys, I'm going
to change now, OK?

I cannot see you,
can you at least?

The light.

I missed it right?

Where is it?

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Oh my God.

He is.

We have the same eyes.

That's.

Hi, sorry, are you Bianca?

Sit.

This is Fabrizio,
your grandfather's great nephew.

so that miss me guys
like second cousins, right?

I'm sorry for your.

But again.

And then, Annika,
the only potente Padre.

30,000.

What did my grandfather?

He was a winemaker.

He made wine for everybody.

My God, it must be
in the genes.

Yeah.

TV.

By via.

Going on.

Love.

Forgot.

So Aldo and Dante are my drivers,
but who are you really?

For the army or residential temple?

Because important.

I'm still in the dark here.

No, no, it's your speech.

Can someone please just tell me
what's going on?

Your grandfather don't just type barbano.

May he rest in.

Those murdered by the Romanos.

We invited them for a meeting,
but things went.

Are done in.

Their daughter got killed.

The quilting cooler
they struck back today.

They disrespected the funeral.

They shot up the coffin.

The matter.

Got me.

I could.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Pretty.

What's the bus time?

Core.

Same annoying.

I've got mothers for Matalan
graviera.

Nothing.

Roy.

Everybody in the territory.

What?

Knowledge.

Over there.

The morning tranquilo beginning.

Whatever, man, do you.

Sport people.

To come.

Thank you.

The one that won't come back,
that's the one is bad.

It's a front.

Oh, God.

No, that's crazy.

I mean, is it your grandfather?

Was not just the winemaker, no.

Chao, Christine Barbara.

I'm your grandfather,
Giuseppe Balban.

If you are watching this.

I'm dead.

I'm sorry I never got to see you grow up,

but I'm even more sorry
that you grow up without

a father.

Construction accident.

Your father did not die
in the construction accident.

Your father was killed
by a member order.

Romano family who?

After this incident,

your mother took you back to America
in search of a safer place.

Hey.

I told her that the safest place
would be with us

and I respected her wishes.

You do not cross a mother.

It's.

I remember when you were born,
featured at the man.

Where do you arms?

And I thought one day
she will be brave,

confident woman who will make me proud.

Say goodbye to you,

my only grandchild was the hardest
thing I've ever had to do.

And company.

And so my dying wish is that you,

my direct bloodline,

take over and be the new boss.

Barbara family,

my trusted General Bianca

will be by your side
to help you.

Listen,

I know you will respect
my wishes.

As I respected your mothers.

I can't.

Oh, this is me.

The offer.

You know, I think there's been
a bit of a mistake

because there is no way
that I me no

question.

Is this really working?

Besides, we've decided to do.

Man has been very informative,

but I have a Coliseum tour at 5:00 PM,

so I'm going to

go get a cab.

You can't leave if the boss
says you are the boss.

You're the boss now.

You know what?

I am not a boss.

So you know, especially not
in a mafia kind of way.

I should be the boss.

Yes, yes, good idea.

I mean, who might still
anyone's boss?

Thunder.

Besides, I've got a lot of shit
going on at home.

My son just went to college
and my husband just cheated on me,

so we should take care

of him.

No.

No.

No, no, no.

I just really want my eat, pray,
fuck, eat, pray, fuck.

Yeah.

You know the book, eat,
pray, love.

It's a very uplifting
and moving memoir by.

Elizabeth Gilbert.

Yes, yes, he he knows.

Yeah, I want to make wine and I want
to eat pasta and be romanced

and but you came for

a funeral.

Yeah, I mean, you know,
after the funeral.

Hello.

The ringtones wouldn't.

So I should take this.

How are you?

Hey.

What?

No.

What?

Oh, my God.

I just.

I won't get another upgrade
from you.

And how is Lorenzo supposed
to get in touch with me?

How will I ever have sex?

You cannot be speaking
to random strangers.

It's too dangerous.

He's not a stranger.

He's gorgeous.

OK, you know what?

I'm done but.

There's good.

You can't run away
from your destiny.

Oh yeah, watch me.

But we think

that way.

But I must warn you,

once you walk out those gates,

you will no longer be
under our protection.

Also, you have no food.

You said you wanted to learn
how to make wine, yes?

We have machines to crush grapes now,

but this is the classic way.

That's not quite nice.

You must stomp on the graves
to release their choices, yes,

and you must also take over

as the Barbano family pass.

This is insane.

Where would I even begin?

Are we actually the mafia?

Your grandfather preferred
to call it the invisible family.

Well, there's booking.

Invisible, but strong,

and we can't appear weakened,

so you must go to a meeting with

our enemies.

The Romans put the people
who showed us earlier.

Camp for Brazil girl.

It seems like he would love
this stuff.

It can't be Fabrizio,
he started the shootout.

He's a hot head
with a horrible temper,

just like Sonny.

Sunny.

Godfather.

Ohh my yeah.

I never thought

that might be stopped by that.

OK, look, it's really hard
to find 3 1/2 hours.

All you need to do is offer
their new dawn a part of the east,

something your grandfather

was too stubborn to part with.

Please, we need someone
who's level headed,

empathetic and unassuming.

Just call me Father.

We need you.

No, I will never be ready.

No, no.

Also, we'll give you a new phone.

Oh, so you can go eat, pray, fuck Lorenzo

once we finish the background cheque.

Background cheque?

She age 33.

Oh my God, he's quite young man
right all the time.

That's true.

He's born in Milan,
which we don't like it.

Yeah, but it's OK that yeah.

Dante and his recently divorced.

Jackpot.

Oh my God.

Oh my God that's this
is your new phone.

It's untraceable.

OK, we need it.

You meet with Don Romano tonight

and then you can do
what you want with Lorenzo.

Deal.

Oh well.

Yes, deal.

Presenting the new Donna Barbanel.

The.

You look like a librarian
from a library, not a porno.

Darling, come.

Presenting.

Lovely.

That is banal.

Ohh God.

Oh my God, Valentino.

Turn around.

And that's what you wear
to meet above box.

You guys are going to stay with me
the whole time, right?

Don't leave me.

When I say that I'm Janina,
I'll be your server tonight.

I love your glasses,
Janina.

Thank you.

This is for your back.

Oh so cute little monkey.

Thank you.

You're not Fabricio.

And you are not
what I was expecting.

I was told I would be meeting
with annual Band of Family Boss.

Let me christen the new boss.

Mr vegetable Hulu.

Political Americana.

Committee that we don't

increase symbol value.

And he proved that you don't choose
a papal banner.

Apologise for my rudeness.

Well, you know.

1211 twice the bit of shock
to see a beautiful woman.

Oh, stop.

I'm sorry.

I am Carlo Romano,
the new boss.

Well, we're both new bosses.

We have so much in common.

Look at that.

What were you thinking?

I was hoping to train.

Nope.

I love Yoki.

And I promised myself if
I ever came to Italy,

I would eat as much Yoki as I could.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I meant the territories.

Oh, right.

Yes, sorry, I OK,
Google Open notes.

So you can take the north
and part of the east extending to.

For Maya.

For me.

For me.

Yes.

Come here on.

What can we do to TV
in your career?

Thank you, Janina.

I ordered every yacht
on the menu.

Oh my God, someone
a good listener.

By chance.

Train.

You want me to try it first?

Pressure.

That is delicious.

This is the best wine
I have ever had in my life.

Salutation.

Listen, listen, listen.

It's Oreo.

It's a chocolate biscuit,
so together.

With cream.

The cream of the cream
is my favourite part.

And they said.

About your offer.

Are you sure we have to stop
but form here?

And that's what it says
in minutes.

Of course.

And hear from those.

Do you like limoncello?

You're cherry jello person.

Lungelo.

It is a dessert liqueur.

No, no, I don't know it.

We'll have it in my hotel room upstairs.

It's OK.

I don't.

Oaklea bus?

OK, well.

You guys can wait
outside while we.

And he's our business.

We don't think this is a good idea.

Would you say that
to a male mob boss?

No, please, it's been 3.

One years.

Come on.

Thank you.

Yes.

Ciao.

Oh my God.

Ohh, you know what?

I don't think I could hold on.

I've just gotta pee real quick.

I know.

I'm sorry.

I'll make it real quick.

Come on.

All right.

No momento.

So.

There she is.

Because I don't know, Bell.

Ohh.

So sorry, I must take this.

Wait.

Let's try this again, OK?

Salute.

Salute.

Oh,

Oh yeah.

Oh my God, if you told me
three days ago.

You could be in a hotel room
in Italy with a handsome man

and I would say you are crazy,

but here I am.

Don't remind me.

and there's still so much I wanna see.

I wanna go to the mountain
Pompeii, the battery.

Too bad you won't see
any of those things.

Too busy making?

Don't remind him.

Does not Make Love
to dead women.

The poison I put in your drink.

Should be travelling to your heart
by now, soon.

Your longitude collapse.

You are a good man.

And your father?

One day you will come for me
and the rest of my family.

Eventually, we all seek revenge.

Like Peter Corleone.

No.

No, it wasn't.

Stupid American woman.

Your friend is in games,
so the romance will be the only.

The sound of family here.

It lights you.

Are you OK?

Thank you.

I'm OK.

Oh my God.

I switched our glasses
while you're on the phone.

I'm so sorry.

You couldn't believe your portion
and I didn't know

if I was going to like living Shadow

and I didn't want to be rude

because typically I don't like them
favourite things.

I think it's because I took
a lot of lemon flavoured

augmentin when I was a child.

It's an antibiotic
and it's disgusting.

Yeah.

Ohh.

Three years.

What do I do?

Jenny Oh my God.

Yeah, of course.

Please Johnny,
please please answer the phone.

Please please God ohh please.

Span yeah, yeah,
recommend there.

OK, think about it.

OK.

OK.

Hey, hey.

Finally, hot Italian menu.

Yes, Lorenzo fucking here.

He tried to kill me.

With this.

Question.

This.

Slow down.

What?

No.

Lorenzo Carlo.

Who the fuck
is Carlo?

The Super hot mob boss
who I had dinner with

but then he tried to poison me
so I switched

our drinks and that would be bad.

I go to gaol for this

place and switch ruins.

Classic self defence.

Mafia boss,
I am a dead woman.

Everything OK?

Oh my God.

You are terrible at playing dead.

Thank God.

Thank God.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Is that a cannoli
in your pocket?

So you fucked him?

No, he died first.

You missed something

when he came.

He screamed like a woman.

You.

Right.

Well, I guess
that might have been.

Phone.

You took a shower.

Yes, I took a shower
because it usually calms me down.

And now I've seen 33.

I mean, I live
a very boring life.

I'm a boring woman.

Seriously.

I don't do anything with my life.

I don't go out.

I just do everything
for everybody else.

Those monsters
will stop it.

Nothing.

All tired and they're
the only family left.

So I have an idea.

I think I should go home.

I don't think I belong here.

Do you not hear me?

Where did you leave now
they will follow you,

and they will not stop until you're dead.

This is good.

How?

How is this good?

You're the boss.

Boss takes care of business.

You did good.

I murdered someone.

No, do not profit me.

I am bad.

Oh my God I just want
my 8th grade love.

I don't know.

I don't know.

What is he, huh?

Chocolate.

Ostra Padre morto.

Petrol.

The origin of a bus.

Americana.

Boom.

Let's just go here.

I don't think.

And touching.

You said on video
get you there.

Costa Rica.

We had to kill those rumours
before they kill us.

And I mean on purpose.

No more accidentally saving the day.

You could be nicer to me,
you know?

I just killed someone.

I'm a very good person.

I'm a good mother.

I do everything for everyone,
even animals.

I put it under a little cup
and I take it outside

and I whisper, God be free.

Go live your life and imagine them
building a new home and a new life.

How are we supposed to appear
strong when she is this?

These were manners will never
negotiate peace on good terms.

Why are we negotiating at all?

Why don't we just give them
what they want?

They want control over all
of our territory.

How do you expect us
to make money?

What does it we do anyway?

Drugs.

Counterfeit bag guns.

Gambling.

Because you know.

We have the fucking mafia you.

Let him go.

Oh yeah, so do I I am
completely overwhelmed.

This is supposed to be my vacation.

How you doing?

I'm confirming my date
with Lorenzo

because that was the deal.

But we are in the middle
of a war.

No, you are in
the middle of a war.

I am sick of doing everything
for everybody else.

I'm going to do something for me.

You could not be
in public right now.

I'm not going to be in public.

I'm going to have dinner
at his place.

and I just want to be alone with him.

Kira.

These are my cousins.

I come from a very conservative family
and they want to protect.

My virtue.

You know, I'm not a good father.

I guess we are finding it there please.

Thank you.

Good to see you.

Thank you for having us
in your home.

Which is beautiful.

Welcome to my place.

It's totally magical, yeah.

Yeah, it looks like such
a naughty little Hobbit.

Didn't ask them?

Ohh.

I'm so sorry.

Yes we are.

That's why I moved in.

But I am naming
my own pasta line this year.

Oh my God, that is so exciting.

Ohh.

I have never eaten homemade pasta before.

Yeah.

It's nice to be with a woman
who appreciates my cooking.

Next number did.

God she sounds like a monster.

Ohh no I I didn't mean
to bring her up again.

No, it's OK.

I I get it.

I mean, my husband, my ex-husband
was a total manchild.

He's banned and he's cheesy lyrics.

It's horrible.

And finally, the bra.

Bra, bra.

Convince myself that.

His passion was more
important than mine.

Like an idiot,

but even
with our son divorcing Paul,

I swear to God it was the best decision

I ever made.

Yes, yes, I'll tell you.

Here he is.

Yeah.

It's Dominic.

It's my baby post.

Philippa.

Think again.

Premika.

That's fine.

For me.

The most precious.

OK.

Ohh, your pasta.

It's the greatest thing
I've ever had in my mouth.

8 ball shall I get you
another needed?

Excuse me.

Shit.

Don't.

No, no.

Oh, God, I forgot.

I've got this work zoom meeting.

Oh, my God.

God.

Then I have to go rain cheque.

I'm sorry.

I just.

It's really important meeting.

We forgot about it.

Thank you for having us.

I will call you.

What?

Can't believe this stupid work.

I'm enjoying myself
the first time in years

and I have to do this dumb work soon.

Come on, quit your job.

You're a boss now.

He just quit my job.

People are counting on me.

Ohh well it's got a stag.

Skype.

You OK?

My mother is another disease spell
and she has more medication now.

OK, OK, she can't afford it.

It doesn't cover
this new American drugs.

I know pharmacists.

We go tomorrow, OK?

You know, you should go tonight.

Go take care of it tonight.

Yeah.

But we must protect you.

No family first.

OK?

I'll be fine.

Christine.

And you want to put this
into the fridge, please.

No.

Ring.

Sorry everybody.

Hey, nice of you
to finally join us.

Sorry the the time difference
is a little crazy so.

Right.

Yes.

OK, so first restaurant makes women feel
great about themselves, right?

So I was thinking, we open
on a woman alone,

drinking some fine wine,

longingly perusing

a traffic.

I'm not really hearing
anything, pops.

I mean, you know, you got to grab them
in the first few seconds.

Started hey, you know it was really great
at this just rift.

Give us some of that Randy Magic.

Go ahead and mute her.

All right.

That was spit balling all right,

but I'm thinking woman on the desk.

And how do we get them?

You open up.

Attractive older woman.

Not too old, right?

I mean, thinking tight, early 40s
I go, you know what I'm saying?

You're much more attractive
than your grandfather.

Ohh.

So, you know, she mining business,
walking through the desert like people do.

That's a great metaphor
for a tired woman

with a face with Tom marked by time.

Please don't.

Please

no, no no.

No, no one tried it.

Absolutely no intruder.

No you like.

No sausages.

I'm strictly vegetariano
now, thank you.

Very spicy.

God.

Oh my God.

No.

Please no.

Please don't.

Mr.

Fuck you belt.

She's lonely.

She looks she looks
her age broke.

No woman should look her age.

Like a blessing from the heavens
and sky was up

and they started to rain.

And she looks at me and she realises,

Oh my God, I'm gonna jet ski.

Resting mean lift
gives her a second.

You yeah, I return to life.

I love that post.

That's the main kiss
from certain lips.

You got water, you've got wetness.

The last time you saw that gap,
like, fuck you, Randy.

Now she's kissing.

Wow.

Thank you.

You're looking very big.

Yeah.

Why?

So beautiful.

That was the proof.

See that, Kristen?

That tower?

Unmute.

Christian,

tell me you heard
Randy's pitch.

Ohh.

Christian.

Are you drunk?

Ohh man, I really hope
this day would never come,

but I'm going to have to let you go.

By the way, you have some pasta
sauce on your face.

Ohh, that's gratitude
for you unnecessary music.

You're left quite a massive.

Bella, you need to tell us
when things like this happen

so we don't have to worry
whether

or not you're currently alive.

Fine.

So next time someone tries
to murder me,

I'll be sure to let you know.

Yeah?

The Romans want to be today.

Ohh.

So they can try to kill me again.

I thought once you have sex
you would calm down a bit.

Hey, I've been through two days
and I've been almost murdered twice.

That's one per day.

I'm going to need a lot more sex
to calm me down.

I don't know, man.

Bus stop.

Stop with your cousin, please.

They're prepared to make
some concessions.

We have the upper hand.

They've agreed to a
public meeting for great,

so we'll be there with you.

I can't be there
because it's only family.

Fine.

But I want to Make Love
to take it out a lot

because it has a five star rating
and I

never have Gelato.

I have been dying to go,
but we have every order.

Umm.

Love it.

I am tired of this war.

Oh my gosh, TripAdvisor
doesn't lie.

My family is tired of this war.

We've got to stop.

We couldn't agree more.

You killed.

Our boss and.