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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:51,320 Starting today, you'll have good moments, few, 4 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:53,760 and difficult moments, many. 5 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:57,560 You won't have other women and you won't have other men. 6 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:58,840 I mean, it's over. 7 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:04,640 Mass is over. Your life together begins now. 8 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,680 Let's put down our phones 9 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:11,040 and have a round of applause for the newlyweds. 10 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:17,880 Congratulations. 11 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:19,360 Wide formation! 12 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:28,320 Every time you do that, they score. 13 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,280 You can't do this. 14 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,200 Esposito, out of the box. 15 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:44,000 We lost 12 matches in a row, next time I'll beat you up. 16 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:45,960 What do you want to do? 17 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:50,920 Come here, let's see what you can do. I'm here, see? 18 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,280 Come here… 19 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:59,240 -You're beautiful. -Really beautiful. 20 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,160 -Did Enzo come? -Did Enzo come? 21 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:06,000 Hey! He couldn't, there's the Champions League final. 22 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:09,680 -When will you and Enzo get married? -This isn't the moment. 23 00:02:09,759 --> 00:02:13,560 He insists but it's better this way, we are fine. 24 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:16,880 Bills, children, thoughts… It's fine this way now. 25 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:20,160 Why all these questions? One here and one there… 26 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:22,320 Go give your best wishes to the bride. 27 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:40,760 -Here I am. -Enzo, finally! 28 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:44,320 Excuse me, the kids had a game. 29 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:47,920 Right, but now think about another kind of game, 30 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,560 the double-entry game. Here's the calculator, do the math. 31 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:53,200 Ladies and gentlemen, 32 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,520 if you want to take pictures and autographs… 33 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:59,920 -Little Sarri is here. -I don't understand this petty humor. 34 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,880 I think that this team should change just one thing. 35 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,240 -The coach. -No, their mentality. 36 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,880 -Good morning. -Our best customer is here. 37 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:09,560 Give it to me. 38 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:12,600 Next month I'd like to save something, if you don't mind. 39 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:15,640 When I found you this job, we made a pact. 40 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,080 But that's not a problem. 41 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:20,480 -Next month you won't pay. -Really? 42 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,680 But you must stop coaching. 43 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:25,400 Or you'll have those children on your conscience. 44 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,080 There's nothing to laugh about. 45 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:34,840 This is the desk of shame. Come and make fun of me! 46 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:37,960 -Hey… Good morning. -To you. 47 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,280 -What happened? -Come with me. 48 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:47,160 What happened? 49 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:50,080 Tell me please, I don't understand… 50 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,360 -This. -This? Yes. 51 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:55,800 -Did you do this? -Yes, do you like it? 52 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:59,120 -No! -No… Let me explain… 53 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:03,080 This customer came to the salon two days ago, 54 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,640 she saw my hair and she wanted the same. 55 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:09,120 -I can barely stand this on your head. -Thank you for flattering me. 56 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:12,520 I don't want to see this on our customers head never… 57 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:13,640 Again. 58 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,120 -Never? -Again. 59 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,959 -Never again! -I said it… Never again. 60 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:20,959 -But the customer was happy. -Do I care? 61 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,280 No. 62 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:23,680 -Do I care? -Yes. 63 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,000 -Do I care? -There are two possible answers… 64 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:27,680 -I don't care. -No. 65 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,320 Our vision must be s… 66 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:33,520 Should I say it? Sad. 67 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,000 -S… -S… 68 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,400 -Sober! -Sober. 69 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:39,240 -And… -And? 70 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,680 I can't guess that… 71 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,080 -Elegant. -Elegant… 72 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:46,080 Why do I have to solve riddles so early in the morning? 73 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:49,720 -Minimalism. -Minimalism… 74 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:50,920 Can I write it down? 75 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,240 So I don't forget it. I'll put it on my phone. 76 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:58,160 Let's do this, all right? So I won't waste your time. 77 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,440 Sober, elegant and… 78 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:04,640 She'll say the third one because I've already forgotten it. 79 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:07,240 -Minimalism. -Minimalism. 80 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:08,360 -Now go. -Home? 81 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:10,640 -To work. Go… -Yes. 82 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:13,200 Goodbye. 83 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:17,000 -Go! -Enough, this is a game… 84 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:21,160 Why are you screaming? I'm here and you're there. 85 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:24,480 Lucky you, there's a net, or I'd beat you all. 86 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,040 Daddy's soul… 87 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,520 Insigne in front of Donnarumma… He makes the stadium erupt! 88 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:39,760 Mertens… Pass to Zielinski… Zielinski! 89 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,400 Here's the start of the second half. 90 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:44,480 Also, Manila got married. 91 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:47,320 -Lucky them. -Why? 92 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:50,920 They had the money to get married. 93 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,920 And so? When my parents got married, 94 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,040 they just had enough money to buy bedroom furniture. 95 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:58,960 Those were other times, today it would be crazy. 96 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:02,360 But I must listen to my biological clock. 97 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:06,200 -Do you know what that is? -An organic clock? 98 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:10,640 -Do you take me for a salad? -I don't understand, you talk in code. 99 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:17,120 There comes a time in your life in which what you have is not enough. 100 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,320 Heartbeat, you should never give up on your dreams. 101 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:22,640 I agree. 102 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:26,480 You want to grow up, to improve… 103 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:29,280 You think… "Why don't I do what they're doing?" 104 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:32,640 Right, you think: "Why don't we do what they do?" 105 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,680 And the solution… 106 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,720 -What's the solution? -Milan scored. 107 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,200 May your head blow up! Look at me. 108 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,400 Even Manila got married… 109 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:58,320 We have been together for 13 years. What shall we do? You have two options. 110 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:01,720 -Either I marry you or you dump me? -Either you marry me or you marry me. 111 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,800 Marry her so we can watch the game. 112 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:08,160 Do you think that I have to marry her to watch a game? 113 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:09,840 Do us a favor. 114 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:15,960 -So? -You're right, the time has come. 115 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:27,000 What are you looking at? 116 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,240 -The game. -Look at me. 117 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:34,760 I didn't see you there, kneeling… 118 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:36,880 -My Life… -Mhm? 119 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:39,760 Do you want to marry me? 120 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:45,200 Heartbeat, if you ask me so abruptly, 121 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:48,800 out of the blue, in front of all these people… 122 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:50,520 I don't know. 123 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:57,640 Are you asking me because I asked you or because you really want to? 124 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,440 I really want to. 125 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:02,600 Then… Yes, I do. 126 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,440 Congratulations! 127 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:11,800 Hey! 128 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:17,080 Enough! Stop minding our business. Watch the game. 129 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:22,240 -Mom, Dad… -There's also my mother. 130 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:25,600 -I didn't see her. -What? 131 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:27,760 Mom… 132 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:31,760 Dad… And your Mom… 133 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:37,240 Enzo insisted very much that I marry him. 134 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:40,000 I told him that right now 135 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:44,400 to get married is an important and difficult step. 136 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:47,160 But he… 137 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:49,200 What? 138 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:50,560 Wait… 139 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:59,840 I'll slap you with it! 140 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:06,800 He says that in life one should never give up on their dreams. 141 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:11,560 Hurray! Congratulations! 142 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:13,960 -Congratulations! -Hey! 143 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:15,480 What are you doing? 144 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:18,080 They are talking about marriage, do you understand? 145 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:21,760 These are difficult times. Did you do your math? 146 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:24,760 Yes, Dad, we thought about it, in fact… 147 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:28,000 What's your name? Enzo! 148 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:32,680 He wants to do something not vulgar and not pretentious. 149 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:38,040 He wants to do something sober, elegant and… 150 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:42,280 -Militarism. -What? 151 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:44,240 -Minimalism. -Minimalism! 152 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:46,640 God bless you then. 153 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,680 No! Don Gennaro, are you already convinced? 154 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:51,240 Of course! Congratulations! 155 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:54,440 Mom is convinced too, damn it… 156 00:09:55,640 --> 00:10:00,440 This apartment is too big. How many pieces of furniture do we need? 157 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:03,720 Shut up… we have something. 158 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:06,320 -We have one piece of furniture. -That is? 159 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:09,160 -That thing from your mother. -She's joking. 160 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:12,560 Mr. Tempocasa… How much is it? 161 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,160 He didn't speak yet. 162 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,440 Rent is 700 euros. Plus the parking space. 163 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:20,960 -We don't have a car. -You need a parking space. 164 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,080 We need it! 165 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:27,800 Condominium, building manager, porter, gardener, elevator, 166 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:30,400 twelfth, thirteenth, fourteenth month pay… 167 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,840 -How much? -Eight hundred and fifty euros a month. 168 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:36,560 My Love, this is almost my whole salary. 169 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,480 We want to think about it. 170 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,600 -We'll take it. -We are quick thinkers. 171 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:45,640 Monica, that dress was meant for you. 172 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,720 -And it's also on sale. -My girl… 173 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:50,680 -You look like the Virgin Mary. -How much is it? 174 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:52,840 -Twenty thousand euros. -Virgin Mary! 175 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:56,120 But it's on sale… it's 10,000 euros. 176 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,760 Monica, we still can't afford it. 177 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:02,720 I understand, Mom. If we can't afford it, it doesn't matter, 178 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,800 I'll get married wearing jeans, is it fine? 179 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:07,600 Don't worry, we'll take it. 180 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:11,760 -How can we do this? -Don't worry, I'll take care of this. 181 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,280 Thank you, Dad. 182 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:17,600 I'm sure I'll please you with this. 183 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:19,960 -I like this. -What's is it? 184 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:23,200 I don't know but I like the name. 185 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,840 We'll take it. So we are getting… 186 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:31,080 One hundred and thirty party favors of the first kind, 250 of the second kind, 187 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:34,040 those for our parents, for the best man and the maid of honor 188 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:36,160 and "It's time for love". How much is it? 189 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:38,920 -Six thousand euros. -Daddy's soul! 190 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:42,080 Don't worry, you can take a loan. 191 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:45,280 How much would you like to pay in advance? 192 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,200 Is 20 euros enough? 193 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:09,120 Life, now we just need to find the photographer. 194 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:14,080 We have a very original style, really far away from every stereotype. 195 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:17,920 We are here for photos, not for stereos. 196 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,120 So, he… 197 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,560 -Me? -Shut up! 198 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:24,000 He wants you to shoot some footage, like if it's a backstage movie… 199 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,720 Like if… If it's… 200 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:29,880 This way you will capture every emotion of our wedding. 201 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,920 Don't worry, the day of the wedding 202 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,160 -we will shoot for 24 hours. -He… 203 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:37,600 -Me? -Shut up! 204 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:41,080 -He wants… -Why are you screaming? 205 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:44,640 If you don't take those curtains out of your ears, you can't hear her. 206 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,280 Look at me. 207 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,560 He… 208 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:50,960 -Me? -Again? 209 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:54,640 You're betraying me three times like Judas Scallops. Shut up! 210 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:57,600 Look at me, don't bother with him. Look at me… 211 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:04,120 He wants you to start shooting now. 212 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,800 Now? 213 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:09,640 But it's March now, it's six months before September. 214 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,720 How much it is? 215 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:14,440 -Seven thousand euros. -Seven thousand euros? 216 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:16,320 For 7,000 euros I want the backstage 217 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,720 of first communion, wedding and extreme unction. 218 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:22,400 Guys, I've known you since you were kids, that's right, 219 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:27,720 but where can I place 60 baskets of roses plus 50 baskets of mixed flowers? 220 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,920 You baptized me, gave me first communion and confirmation, 221 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,960 why don't you want to celebrate my wedding? I'm a good customer! 222 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,080 Customer? Tell me. 223 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,320 -There's a solution. -That is? 224 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:43,320 Move some things and the flowers will fit in. 225 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,600 -What should I move? -Saint Antonio and Saint Rita. 226 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:50,640 I should move the statues of Saint Antonio and Saint Rita, 227 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:54,320 -to make room for your wood? -You can move them to the sacristy. 228 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,720 -Enzo, make her reason. -No, I won't say a single word 229 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:01,120 -or I'll end up in the sacristy too! -Let's be honest. 230 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,840 There are more Saints in this church than in Heaven. 231 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:07,640 Two Saints less… who'd notice it? 232 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,080 Did I go too far? 233 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,960 I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. 234 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:21,000 Do you prefer to move Padre Pio and Padre Moscati? 235 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:28,880 -Do you want to move the pipe organ? -No! I have a choir. 236 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,600 -A choir? How many people? -36. 237 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:34,000 Get married at the San Carlo Theater! 238 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:37,960 I knew that we can get married at the San Carlo Theater. 239 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:41,040 -Let's do it there, then. -What about the after party? 240 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,960 -At the San Paolo stadium. -Both of them are saints! 241 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:47,560 My goodness… 242 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,400 Mom, there's nothing to do, 243 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,920 that's the total. We must eliminate something. 244 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,120 -Like what? -The wedding. 245 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:01,840 Look! 1,300 euros for the party favors for the best man and the maid of honor. 246 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:07,320 You can't save on that or Aunt Carmela will go nuts. 247 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:11,840 Okay. How could we… I have an idea. 248 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:16,640 My wedding suit costs 3,000 euros. 249 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:20,160 -Let's get something cheaper. -No, 250 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:23,600 -it suits you so good… -I'm good looking, huh? 251 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:27,880 You're right, we can't change that. 252 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:31,200 -We need that suit. -But we need to eliminate something. 253 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:36,800 -Look here… 2,000 euros for flowers. -Enzo, you're stingy! 254 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:42,480 Your father would always say: "Money is not an issue." 255 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,160 For those who have it! 256 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:53,280 Congratulations, the big day has come. 257 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,000 What did Monica look like when she was little? 258 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:59,320 -Do you have some pictures? -Sure, here… 259 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,960 Look how pretty she was. 260 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:05,320 When she was born, she weighed 6 kilos and 700 grams. 261 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:08,680 She didn't look like a baby girl, she looked like a wild boar. 262 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:13,680 And she didn't want to come out. It was hard to take her out. 263 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:17,080 -What kind of child was Enzo? -A good boy. 264 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,240 Too good, he looked dumb. 265 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:26,280 He didn't grow much, so we took him to the best doctors. 266 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,160 -As you can see, it was useless. -Shut up… 267 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,760 He had every kind of sicknesses, 268 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:36,800 rubella, measles, chicken pox, parvovirus and roseola. 269 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,120 There wasn't any other sickness, or he would have gotten those too. 270 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:42,560 -Mom, this isn't a medical file. -Shut up… 271 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,680 Tell them about all those sleepless nights. 272 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,800 She'd wake up at 02:00 a.m. and we'd give her milk. 273 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:51,600 She'd wake up at 04:00 a.m. and we'd give her milk. 274 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:56,000 She'd wake up at 06:00 a.m. and we'd give her wine, so she'd sleep, finally. 275 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,640 -We'll end up in jail. -But that's the truth. 276 00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:00,920 Then he had the problem of the foreskin on his willy. 277 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:05,040 Mom! You can't say that in my wedding film. 278 00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:08,160 -Don't say such things. -Shut up… 279 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:12,599 What worried me the most was that he'd wet his bed. 280 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:15,920 That's normal, these are children's things. 281 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,720 -Yes… -When they are 13? 282 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,520 Mr. Manager, any news? 283 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,960 -Good morning. -Any news? 284 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:36,160 The shop owners are reducing staff, they will start firing people soon. 285 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,200 -Also Enzo and Monica? -Yes. 286 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,160 You're the manager of the mall, there's nothing you can do? 287 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,200 The mall doesn't have this power. 288 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:46,560 -They're getting married. -What do you want from me? 289 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,120 This is not my decision. 290 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,440 -Those poor kids. -Poor kids? 291 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:54,720 I think that you're more sorry for your pocket than for them. 292 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,160 -Bye. -Have a nice day. 293 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:30,840 -Hey! One moment… -Monica! Excuse me… 294 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,920 Move, I must talk to Monica. That plant… 295 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,160 Lino, I need to talk to Monica. Monica! 296 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,880 -Where are you going? -Enzo! 297 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:41,560 You can't see the bride, it's bad luck. 298 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:45,040 My goodness… What are they doing? 299 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,760 -Listen. -I'm listening. 300 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,040 -I… -I don't care! 301 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:55,120 No one can ruin this day, we'll do what I say. 302 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,400 Shut up! 303 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:06,840 Don't worry, everything is fine. 304 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,960 We got a little worried, 305 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:13,440 because that jerk forgot the pillow for the ring bearer. 306 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,760 Can I have some water? Holy water! 307 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,040 Hey! 308 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:23,320 -I'm fine… Dad, I'm fine. -Are you okay? 309 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,960 -What's happening? -No, I'm fine. 310 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:28,920 I'm fine. 311 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:37,480 Excuse me if I dare to disturb you during this rooftop committee, 312 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:40,120 this committee of Saints. 313 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:45,640 I just wanted to ask you a very simple grace. 314 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,960 Make her change her mind, don't make her come. 315 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,640 Thank you! 316 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:01,960 Thank you so much! You're such a good group of Saints! 317 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:28,480 Ave Maria 318 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,120 Yes, I do. 319 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,480 Yes, I do. 320 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,960 Thy, holy Mother 321 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:51,040 My Mother 322 00:20:54,120 --> 00:21:00,080 Who welcomes every hour So many praying hearts 323 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,920 Congratulations to the newlyweds! 324 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,400 Congratulations! 325 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,640 A round of applause for the bride and groom. 326 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,840 What are they doing? 327 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:51,120 They told me we needed someone to throw petals at us. 328 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,600 When you arrive, not while you're eating. 329 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,760 -They end up on my plate. -I'll take care of this. 330 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,720 Enough, we are eating! 331 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:02,080 Stop or my husband will beat you up. 332 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:06,640 No… She's joking. Don't worry, I'll do this myself. 333 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:07,920 I'll do this myself. 334 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,320 You can't stand his jealousy 335 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,720 Possessive, almost insane 336 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,760 You were asking for that slap 337 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,720 One hundred euros. Not even enough for tipping the waiters. 338 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,160 How much is there? 339 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,760 Two hundred euros. And they are six people! 340 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,640 Aunt Maria gave us 500 euros. 341 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:38,240 But they are 11, no one stayed home! And now? 342 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,240 Stop. A smile… 343 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:44,440 -My Mom must be backwards? -This or nothing. 344 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,960 -Smile, Mom. -Stop. 345 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:05,800 NAPLES INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT 346 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:12,080 Open. Let's go. 347 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,680 -Did they leave? -Yes, let's go. 348 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,680 -Let's go. -Can you do this? 349 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:30,880 Close! 350 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,040 What a nice honeymoon! 351 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:38,080 -We'll see America with binoculars. -We'll go there one day. 352 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:42,160 ITALY -GERMANY 353 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,560 Pull! 354 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,640 WOLFSBURG - CITY CENTRE 355 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,000 Daddy's soul… 356 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,560 -My phone. -Who's that? 357 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,640 -My Mom. -Really… 358 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,760 -Should I answer? -Yes, but be careful. 359 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:11,640 Mom? 360 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:15,520 -How did the flight go? -Everything is fine. 361 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,840 -Where are you now? -At the bus station… 362 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:22,160 -Where? -We are… 363 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,960 We are at the New York airport, 364 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:29,920 because we have a layover here, and then we are going to Miami. 365 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:34,800 -Be careful… And don't forget to eat! -Yes, don't worry. 366 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:40,200 -Mom, please, tell Monica's parents. -All right. Kisses. 367 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,520 -She sends you a kiss. -I don't want it. 368 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,640 -All right, bye. -Bye. 369 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:49,720 Hang up the phone! You're wasting time on the phone with your mother, 370 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:53,880 now that we are in such a hurry because we have to go to… 371 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,280 We have to go… 372 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,000 Here. 373 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,440 -Where is your cousin? -Calm down. 374 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,320 -He's coming in five minutes. -Right… 375 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,680 Did he say five minutes? 376 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:12,240 You don't know these things! He's a very busy man. 377 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,400 He has a name in the world of publicity. 378 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,520 -Do you know what he does here? -No. 379 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,240 Communications and Marketing. 380 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,680 -It's him! He's here. -Finally! 381 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,680 -Let's go. -Take this. Let's go. 382 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,560 Here, Enzo! 383 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,880 Communications and Marketing? He hangs up billboards! 384 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,400 -Enzo! -Ciro! 385 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,800 How are you, Enzo? 386 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:43,640 -If he's Enzo, you must be the bride. -Of course, who else could I be? 387 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,880 We have been here six hours waiting for you like two poor things. 388 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,640 His mother called him and he said that we were at the bus station. 389 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,280 Then he started to play with a can and hit me in the head with that. 390 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:57,200 And what kind of a place is this? 391 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,640 Congratulations for your bride, she's adorable! 392 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,920 I'll smack you up! Let's go. 393 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,320 Come on, cheer up… I will help you, guys. 394 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,960 -The luggage… -Let me help you. 395 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,600 Careful you don't break it. There's this one too. 396 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,240 "Let me help you" means doing things together… 397 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,320 -Well, it doesn't matter… -Let's go! 398 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,400 After you… 399 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,720 -Ciro, where will we sleep tonight? -At my place. 400 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:27,520 -Aren't we going to bother you? -No, my wife can't wait to see you 401 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,960 and spend some time with you. 402 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,880 Use your key. 403 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:34,680 Keys! 404 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,560 Hi, honey. I have the keys. 405 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,480 -But I also have the luggage… -Keys. 406 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:46,640 Keys. 407 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,480 -Look who is here. -Who? 408 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,320 I've been telling you for two days… Enzo and Monica. 409 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,920 -Hi. What's happening? -Don't worry, stay behind me. 410 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,360 Nice to meet you. Isn't she happy to meet us? 411 00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,800 -One night. -I don't understand. 412 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:03,560 -One night! -Yes, one night, 413 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,240 they must leave tomorrow. She'd like you to stay longer. 414 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:11,360 But they can't, they have things to do. She's very hospitable. 415 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,520 -I understand Italian very well. -And what did I say? 416 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,560 -Daddy's heart… -Daddy's princess! 417 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,640 You're right, I've forgotten your royal title. 418 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,360 -Nice to meet you. -Hi, nice to meet you. 419 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,000 -And here… -Hi! 420 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,640 What a sweet girl! You didn't get that from your mother. 421 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:31,160 -Daddy's soul! -Don't be afraid… 422 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,800 -Is he also Daddy's heart? -No, he's Daddy's refrigerator. 423 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,920 -Is he your son? -No. 424 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:41,200 He's the son from my wife's first mammoth. Sorry… I meant marriage. 425 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:44,400 -His name is Ottone. Know why? -Because they fed him octane? 426 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,480 -The fuel for the car? -He ate the car too. 427 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,560 Watch out, he may bite… Ottone, say hi. 428 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,000 -He greeted you, did you see? -Is he mute? 429 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:57,520 No, he's very lazy. He moves his mouth just to chew. 430 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,880 -Did you wash your hands? -Show your hands… 431 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,000 Clean. 432 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:11,440 Dear Father in heaven, we thank You for giving us a beautiful meal today. 433 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,360 -Amen! -She tricks me all the time too. 434 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,040 -She makes this long pause… -Enjoy your meal. 435 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,320 The same to you, and also all your ancestors. 436 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,640 Well now, my rainbow haired sweetie? 437 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:30,680 I hope this meal upsets your stomach and you will sleep very poorly tonight. 438 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,680 -What did she say? -A lot of good words about you. 439 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,960 -It didn't sound like that. -I swear. 440 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,960 I'm actually surprised because usually, she's not that outgoing. 441 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,480 It's fine. 442 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:46,080 Enough. Do what you want! 443 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,280 Fried egg? Sit up! 444 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,880 -I didn't want… -Why not? 445 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,160 Enzo, as I was saying, I found you a job 446 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:05,760 -in the restaurant business. -Will I be a waiter? 447 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:09,040 You weren't exactly a bank manager in Naples either. 448 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:12,880 Have some patience, you'll find something else soon. 449 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,680 But… no. 450 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:21,440 -You must be quick or you'll starve. -He's lazy but he's also quick. 451 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,960 Monica, I settled you with the Bevilacqua family. 452 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,960 Did you hear, Honey? The family of Engineer Bevilacqua. 453 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,760 -She doesn't listen. -Who are they? 454 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:34,560 They are friends, he's a very nice man and his wife is so sweet. 455 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:38,520 -You'll work for him. -Will I be his secretary? 456 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,800 It's not easy to define… You will cooperate with him, 457 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:46,240 his wife, his kids, regarding their food intake and their clothing. 458 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:47,800 I understand, I'll be a maid. 459 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:51,360 Don't act like that, in Italy you weren't a minister. 460 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:57,320 Be patient, you start like this and then… Like I did too, right, Honey? 461 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:01,000 I beat you. 462 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,400 -Where are you going? -What's going on? 463 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,480 What do you care? 464 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,520 Let's not bother with other people's business. 465 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,360 Let's listen. 466 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,280 No! Why are you knocking? 467 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,400 -We have to see, don't we? -What's happening? 468 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,960 -Is everything fine? -Yes, everything is fine. 469 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,880 -Is something wrong? -No, we are just playing. 470 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:29,440 Be gone, you two. Come on, get out. 471 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,120 I told you that we should stay out of this. 472 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,680 -Let me hear… -Let's go to sleep. 473 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,320 -No… -Do you know what they say? 474 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:44,760 "Don't eat more than you can choose." 475 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:48,640 -More than you can chew! -Don't bother with these things. 476 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,600 -I want to know what's going on. -What do you care? Just walk… 477 00:31:56,640 --> 00:32:00,680 She was so pretty before… Now she's the girl from "The Ring". 478 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:04,280 They don't make a sound when they walk, they fly, 479 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:08,520 -just to scare me. -All my internal organs have melted. 480 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,880 -She just came out of the screen. -What's going on? 481 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:15,400 If they don't stop this, I can't sleep. 482 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,840 -They're playing. -No… 483 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:22,560 First Mom beats him up, she locks him out, and then everything is quiet again. 484 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,680 -Do you want to sleep with us? -Can I? How nice! 485 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:31,520 -Wait… -What? Come on… 486 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:35,400 Did you forget that this is our first wedding night? 487 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,960 -And so? -Well… 488 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:41,400 You know… I'm ready for this. 489 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:45,480 I paid 300 euros for a pair of designer underwear. 490 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:49,720 Gee! Was it worth it? Considering what is under there… 491 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:53,960 You complain about money and then you spend so much for useless things! 492 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,360 Useless things! 493 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:59,480 -Let's go to bed. -It won't fit all three. 494 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,640 -It won't. -Do you know what they say? 495 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:06,280 "If your bed is too small, sleep on the floor." 496 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,160 It's not like that. If you don't know the proverbs, don't say them. 497 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:12,400 I know them, I'm sure, it's you who doesn't know them. 498 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:13,840 I can teach you. 499 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:23,920 -What's wrong? -I can't sleep with this next to me. 500 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:30,000 I found you a beautiful apartment, you can live there for 20 years. 501 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:35,400 We'll stay here until our debts are paid and then we'll go back to Naples. 502 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:38,800 I can't survive here, it's too cold… 503 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,120 Come on, Life… 504 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,880 This is a terrible accusation that I don't deserve. 505 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,920 -Liar! -It isn't mine. 506 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:21,960 Liar! You know that during Ramadan, we can't drink, can't smoke, and we fast. 507 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:25,920 I was fasting, but then my sugar level got too low 508 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,760 -and I had to eat something. -Baked pasta? 509 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:33,239 I don't know about you, but in Palermo, baked pasta is just a snack. 510 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,000 It has always been like that… Where are you going? 511 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:39,880 Why don't you let me explain? Why are you leaving? Who's that? 512 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:42,000 -What's going on? -Not much. What do you want? 513 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,880 -I brought the person you asked for. -Me? 514 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,120 -You asked me many times. -Who's he? 515 00:34:47,199 --> 00:34:49,480 -Your cousin? -The top scorer of the pizza chefs. 516 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:50,880 -What do you do with pizza? -I dribble. 517 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,360 -What are you saying? -You're exaggerating… 518 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,320 In Naples, he used to run a chain of restaurants. 519 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,000 -That's too much. -What can you do? 520 00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:00,120 -Nothing. -Everything. 521 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,520 -Nothing? -Everything. 522 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,560 -He said, nothing. -Everything and nothing. 523 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,440 When someone does nothing, he does everything. 524 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,840 This just doesn't make sense! 525 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,480 -Dad, I played so well. -My Life… 526 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:15,600 -Did you hurt yourself again? -Again? What did you do? Let me see. 527 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,760 You did well, a real football player never puts his leg behind. 528 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,480 -Who's this? -Who am I? 529 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,280 -The top scorer of the pizza makers. -We are training for the tournament. 530 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:28,280 -And so? -You promised to enroll us. 531 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,040 -Did you score? -No. 532 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:35,840 Who did you get your DNA from? 533 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:40,640 -At your age, I was already a champion. -How did you end up here making pizzas? 534 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,760 It was my choice. 535 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,360 I was tired of making everybody else feel miserable. 536 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:47,640 -I decided… -Don't listen to him. 537 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:51,080 Can't one just decide to change? Why are you leaving? 538 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,200 -What do you want? -He's leaving. 539 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,400 All right, a week of training. 540 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:57,680 -One week is not enough. -No, it's fine. 541 00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,840 -It's not fine. -Two weeks. 542 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:02,200 -One month. -It's too much. 543 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,600 -It's too much. -He's great. 544 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,440 -Come in… -Good morning. 545 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:13,480 Come in… 546 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:29,200 Monica, let me introduce you to my wife Margherita 547 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,800 and my two angels: Federico Maria and Carol. 548 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,800 -Why do you have a colored head? -Here we go… 549 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,640 This? It's a shatush, I did it myself. 550 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:41,480 And it shows! It's ridiculous, if I was you I'd change it. 551 00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:44,840 It's fine for now, I'll let you know if I decide to change my hair. 552 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:48,600 To detoxify from you, I'll go smoke some weed. 553 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:50,720 -Bye, good luck. -Bye. 554 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:55,640 Let's start… In the morning at 07:27 a.m. we have our breakfast. 555 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:57,800 -How nice, all together! -No. 556 00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:00,520 -No? -We have breakfast, you'll make it. 557 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:04,800 So, I prepare breakfast and you eat it. 558 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,360 -Of course. -All right. 559 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:09,920 At 08:00 a.m., we start cleaning the rooms. 560 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,160 You give me a hand? How nice of you! 561 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:17,800 -No, I'm very busy, you clean the rooms. -So, I clean the rooms. 562 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:21,680 At 09:02 a.m., we do laundry and we start cooking lunch. 563 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:25,880 -All together? -Rodolfo, she doesn't understand. 564 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,960 Rodolfo, I don't understand Italian very well, but… 565 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:33,040 "We do"… all together, "I do"… it's just me. 566 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,600 In the end, it's me doing things! 567 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,960 All right… At 11:55 a.m., you eat. 568 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,840 -Me? -Yes. 569 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,960 You have a 13 minute break. 570 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:46,440 At 12:02 a.m., you set the table for lunch. 571 00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:50,240 I have 13 minutes to eat? 572 00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:53,960 -Yes, why? You can't make it? -If I use a straw… 573 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,040 If you think that this plan is too strict, you can also decline. 574 00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:01,120 Don't get upset, but I will "incline"… 575 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:04,400 "recline"… "declive"… 576 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,640 -That's not fine. -Is she quitting? 577 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:08,200 Of course. 578 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,920 One thousand, four hundred euros a month plus taxes. Are you still going to leave? 579 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,360 I'll leave my stuff here so I can start right away. 580 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,680 I never saw 1,400 euros all together! 581 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,720 -So, are you staying? -Yes, why? 582 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,720 -Fine… -Fine, I'll stay. 583 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,760 -Follow me. -She just doesn't understand. 584 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:28,480 One moment, please. Ma'am? 585 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,800 -Madame. -So… 586 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:34,120 Seven, nine, and 15, please. 587 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,000 -Did you understand? -Not even a word. 588 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,280 A seven, a nine, and a 15. 589 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:42,360 -Seven, nine, 15. -For me, an A1… 590 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,960 a 12… and a 13. 591 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:51,720 -So, A1, 12, 13… Sergio, A1, 12, 13. -Enzo, go to table 16. 592 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:57,480 -So, A1, 12, 13, and 16. -No, A1, 12, 13… 593 00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:01,000 -A1, 12, 13. And 16? -Enzo, quick, go to table 20. 594 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:02,840 -No, not 20! -No. 595 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,760 -So, seven, nine, 15. -Fifteen. 596 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,160 Delete 12 and write 14. 597 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:12,360 Table 12, Enzo. They're waiting for eight and 23. 598 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:16,440 Elevan, no sour kraut at table 24. 599 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:21,080 Calm down! Wait! Is this a pizza place or a bingo hall? 600 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:26,640 Here… 601 00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:31,000 -Do you see this room? -Why are you talking like this? 602 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,760 Rodolfo! 603 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:37,880 This is my private collection. Fossils and most of all… 604 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:41,120 My T-Rex egg. 605 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,800 Did you do this? Without anesthesia? 606 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:49,000 Rodolfo! So, don't ever touch these. 607 00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:53,640 Don't even dust them. Don't come in here. 608 00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:56,880 -Will you still give me 1,400? -Sure. 609 00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:00,040 -I won't touch them. -Rodolfo! 610 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:14,640 -Who's that? -It's me! 611 00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:18,440 -I'm too sad. -I never saw you like this before. 612 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:21,520 -I got scared, I thought you were dead. -Help me. 613 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,920 -What? -What a smell! 614 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,080 You smell like a box of fried food. 615 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,760 That's not a smell, it's a stink, I'll go take a shower. 616 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:39,800 -How did it go? -That's not a house, it's a barrack. 617 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:43,480 -I can't do this anymore. -Have some patience… 618 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,600 -Let's eat something and go to bed. -What did you buy? 619 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:50,920 -Me? Nothing. -I thought you'd buy groceries. 620 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:55,760 -I don't even know where to go. -Why, do I know the area? 621 00:40:55,840 --> 00:41:00,000 Fine… Now we also have to go to bed hungry. 622 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:02,400 Who's that? 623 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:10,240 Hi, I'm Amir and that's my wife Jameela. 624 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,720 -Come in. -Hi, we are your neighbors. 625 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:15,440 Hi, nice to meet you. 626 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,920 -How can we help you? -Please, accept this, it's good. 627 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,240 -No… -Thank you, but we already ate. 628 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:28,000 It's not true. I apologize, but walls are so thin here. 629 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:30,200 -You hear everything we do? -Everything! 630 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,920 Be careful when you are with your wife. 631 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,840 Don't worry, it takes just two minutes. 632 00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:37,920 -My Love! -Come on. 633 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,680 Why is your Italian so good? 634 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:44,760 I used to teach language at the University of Aleppo, in Syria. 635 00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:51,120 -Kid! -Are you stupid? You scared him! 636 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:55,960 -Excuse him, he's dumb. -Don't worry… That's our son, Imaad. 637 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,600 How beautiful… I have an idea! 638 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:04,280 Why don't we eat all together? You offer the food and we… the table… 639 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,480 -Shall we eat at your place? -Yes. 640 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,000 Please… Welcome. 641 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:13,600 -Sit down. -Thank you. 642 00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,080 -Can I? -You're welcome. 643 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:20,640 -I'll come back in a second. Imaad? -Yes. 644 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:24,520 -Don't touch. -See how many religious objects? 645 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:32,440 Put it down! What are you doing? You are always the same. 646 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:34,800 Life… 647 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:40,880 -Why is that place already set? -Must be a religious thing. 648 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,160 It must be set for their God. 649 00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:47,320 -I like this! We should do it too. -No… We can't do this. 650 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,320 You worship the Virgin Mary, I worship Saint Vincenzo, 651 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,360 your mother, Saint Ciro and my mother, Padre Pio. 652 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:55,880 -We'd need too many places. -You always correct me! 653 00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:01,320 How are you? Come in. 654 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,440 -He's our friend from Tunisia. -Nabeer. 655 00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,840 This is not our house, I don't know if they have beers. 656 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,440 -Nabeer. -We don't carry beers in our pockets. 657 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:15,160 -Nabeer is my name, are you okay? -Are you a Tunisian from Naples? 658 00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:17,680 -What's wrong? -He asked a simple question. 659 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:22,040 -Nabeer traveled the world. -But he never learned manners. 660 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:24,920 Excuse us for one second. 661 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,840 -What happened? -I don't know. 662 00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,120 Is everything fine? 663 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:37,240 -They worry me. -What's wrong? 664 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,880 Excuse me, but when I see a ball, I lose my mind. 665 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:54,280 This isn't my job. Balls! Kids, balls, please! 666 00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:55,400 Thank you. 667 00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,320 So… 668 00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:01,560 When I was in Italy, I used to coach football. 669 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:06,160 I'll teach you a formation that never fails. Victory… 670 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:09,560 It's the wide formation. It's like this… 671 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:10,880 This… 672 00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:12,880 Spread… 673 00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:18,040 You pass the ball… Goal! Always victorious! Go! 674 00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:37,400 Good day. Please, Miss, pay attention. 675 00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:42,440 I said all the German words that I know, so now I can relax. 676 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:45,640 Hello, I'd like half a kilo of lean ground beef, 677 00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:48,200 yours is so good. 678 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:56,880 You don't understand me? No? Ground beef. 679 00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:01,440 How do you call this? Meat made into pieces. 680 00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:04,120 Pieces. Meat torn apart… 681 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:07,600 -How do you say that? -Pardon? 682 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:13,520 Pardon… Me speak and you don't understand? 683 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:16,880 Like… Meat… 684 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:20,400 -For meatballs. -Meatballs! 685 00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,640 -We did it! -Meatballs. 686 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:25,760 -No, meatballs, no… -Meatballs. 687 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:28,880 Do you still say "meatballs"? No, meatballs… 688 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:34,120 I'll have a stroke here in Germany. Do you understand me? 689 00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,320 What do I have to do? I'll bang my head on the counter… 690 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:40,680 Give me eight sausages to whip myself with. 691 00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:44,880 Ground beef. How do you call that? 692 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:49,120 Does Germany have a Christian soul that can understand me? 693 00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:52,320 -Monica, what's wrong? -Jameela! 694 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,880 Who sent you? You are Saint Jameela! 695 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:58,800 I want ground beef and she doesn't understand me, what should I do? 696 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:02,080 -Ground beef? -Yes, half a kilo of ground beef. 697 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,200 Ground beef, please. 698 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:05,840 -What? -Ground beef. 699 00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:07,680 Ground beef. Half an hour… 700 00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,600 -There you go. -Thank you. 701 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,720 You kept me there for half an hour, and now you say "bitten"? 702 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:19,320 I wish you get bitten! She was giving me a heart attack. 703 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:23,560 The delicious candies my grandma used to make are done this way. 704 00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:27,200 You pour sugar like this. 705 00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:31,960 This is so good! You're wonderful, I want to be with you forever. 706 00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,800 This rubbish is bad for children. 707 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:38,280 -Why are you doing this? -Sweets are bad. 708 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,520 Children have a delicate stomach. 709 00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,920 What about Gummy Bear? Isn't his stomach delicate too? 710 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:47,560 -Shut up, you. Shut up! -Enough! Let's do something. 711 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,640 Let's set the table. Monica made pasta with potatoes. 712 00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:52,000 -Do you like it? -We have to go. 713 00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:56,840 -Pasta and "cartoffe". -Potatoes. 714 00:46:56,920 --> 00:47:00,280 -Mom, I want to stay with Monica. -We have to go home, I said. 715 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:06,160 Stop it. You can't treat her like this. Calm down, enough! 716 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:11,720 You are the one who is agitated. I am very calm. 717 00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:17,320 I am going to leave you, yes! I am going to leave you! 718 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,760 Brighitte… 719 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:24,760 You can do whatever you want: beat me, abuse me… 720 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:29,480 But when you have to reprimand me, please, don't eat the sour kraut soup. 721 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:35,640 -The stink comes all the way here, Ciro. -Greta, come here now! Ottone! 722 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:43,080 I didn't want you to end up in the hands of a shylock 723 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:44,680 in order to buy my wedding dress. 724 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:49,760 A father who can't afford to buy his daughter's wedding gown, 725 00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,680 what kind of a father he is? 726 00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:55,400 And a daughter who puts her father into trouble because of a petty dream, 727 00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:57,600 what kind of a daughter is she? 728 00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,200 We'll fix this soon. 729 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:01,960 Mom, Dad… 730 00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:08,960 We must tell you something. We are not exactly on our honeymoon. 731 00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:19,360 No, nothing to worry about. We were supposed to go on our honeymoon… 732 00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,320 But we didn't go there. 733 00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:26,640 We are in Wolfsburg, in Germany. 734 00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:43,320 Sorry, I didn't mean to disturb you, I didn't know that you were… 735 00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:45,360 I'm sorry. 736 00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:58,280 Either there were two or today it's very sunny! 737 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:04,720 Don't make noises, I must study because tomorrow I have an exam. 738 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,600 If it's anatomy, you'll get a very good grade. 739 00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:09,640 I like to go deep into all that I do. 740 00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:12,520 What are you doing here? Are you slacking? 741 00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:14,440 We were… 742 00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,840 -Good morning. -Good morning. 743 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:26,160 I know what you're thinking, but you're wrong. 744 00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:30,560 They just had an innocent pajama party. 745 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:34,840 Then they're not very clever because they forgot their pajamas. 746 00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:36,840 Move, let me clean. 747 00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,360 What gives! What a mess! 748 00:49:54,800 --> 00:50:00,040 It's not my fault. I didn't do it. 749 00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,440 I'm drinking it. Don't worry. 750 00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,840 -Monica! Where's my football uniform? -I washed it. 751 00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:36,960 -What can I do now? -Federico… 752 00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:39,760 -Federico Maria! -Must I say it all? 753 00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:42,680 -It's his full name. -If they wanted to name me Federico, 754 00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:47,960 they would have. But they called me Federico Maria. 755 00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:49,600 Federico Maria… 756 00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:52,760 Is that enough or should I also say his social security number? 757 00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:56,920 Federico Maria from Berlin, you put it to wash yesterday. 758 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,920 Mamma, what should I do? I have a game. 759 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:04,640 -What will we do without Ronaldo? -I heard you, silly! 760 00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:08,080 That dead cat you have on top of your head is making you stupid. 761 00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:12,880 Saint Raphael, give me the strength to not pull his hair out! 762 00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:19,360 I still don't know where the glasses are in this house. 763 00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,520 -Three… -What are you doing? 764 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,840 -Two… -Then your mother… 765 00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:26,760 -One. -No! 766 00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:27,840 Mom! 767 00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,560 Look what Monica did. 768 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:35,360 It was him, do you think I'd throw your egg on the floor? 769 00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:40,600 -Mom, it was her. -It wasn't me, it's not true. 770 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:45,440 -Mom, I swear on your soul. -Get out of this house immediately. 771 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:46,800 Now! 772 00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:51,520 All right, I'll go, it's not a problem. 773 00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:54,640 But first, I want to do something. 774 00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:58,200 I want to make some dinosaur scrambled eggs. 775 00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:01,280 No… Fossils… 776 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:06,040 Write this on your schedule: at 07:00 p.m., we scramble your eggs. 777 00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:10,760 And tell Rodolfo that I resigned and that I vented a lot. 778 00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:13,000 Do you know who I am? 779 00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:15,880 The fastest bunny in the old Wild West, try to catch me. 780 00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:21,760 Try to catch me. 781 00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:27,320 -And you? -What? 782 00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:31,040 -A child. -That's just what we need. 783 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:32,840 I can tell you need that. 784 00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:36,480 I just wanted to ask you… 785 00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:38,880 Not about something in particular… 786 00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,040 -But we were talking… -Ask. 787 00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:42,880 How does it feel to be a mother? 788 00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:46,560 -Do you love your mother? -Of course. 789 00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:50,200 Imagine that you're on top of a skyscraper with your mother. 790 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:55,280 One must fall. Who would you pick? 791 00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:59,200 -I don't know, it's a stupid question. -You're thinking about it. 792 00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:02,240 Maybe in the end you'll go, but you thought about it. 793 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,280 What does this have to do with my mom? 794 00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:09,480 Now imagine the same thing, but that you're there with your son. 795 00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,920 -Me! -Right… 796 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:17,920 This is what it feels like to be a mother. You're meant to be a mother. 797 00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:23,280 I understand… But I don't understand why. 798 00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:27,400 You don't even let me finish my question. 799 00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:30,280 Anyway, now is not the moment, I got fired, 800 00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:33,360 I don't know what to say to Enzo, we are almost out of money… 801 00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:37,240 -No children. -We aren't talking about money, 802 00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:41,360 but about dreams. Your dreams will show you the way. 803 00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:45,120 -You always say that. -I know… 804 00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:47,160 Why can't I ever shut up? 805 00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:48,800 Let's go. 806 00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:52,880 -Can we eat now? -What manners! 807 00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:55,680 -Come to the table. -Let's eat. 808 00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:03,960 Hello? 809 00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:14,160 Did something happen? 810 00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,920 I think so. 811 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:25,720 -Who was on the phone at Amir's house? -Did you see? I noticed it too. 812 00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:30,600 Every time we sit at the table, there's a phone call. 813 00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:32,960 It's like if they do it on purpose. 814 00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:36,880 And there's that empty seat at the table… 815 00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:42,000 Let's not talk about this anymore, this thing worries me. 816 00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:44,760 -Let's sleep. -You start a conversation, 817 00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:47,640 you make me think, and then you tell me to sleep. How can I sleep now? 818 00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:49,120 -Well… -Let's sleep. 819 00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:51,120 -Goodnight? -Goodnight. 820 00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:58,200 -Life… -Who's there? 821 00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:04,800 -It's me! It's just you and I. -It's the fear, I'm scared now. 822 00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:06,960 -I must tell you something. -Tell me. 823 00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,200 -I got fired. -It doesn't matter. 824 00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:13,760 I've been stupid and selfish, forgive me, Heart. 825 00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:14,840 Mhm. 826 00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:17,680 I want to thank you 827 00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:21,680 because you remained calm, even though the news was harsh. 828 00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:26,160 -We are growing up. -My Love… 829 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:30,640 Regarding this, I'd like to tell you something as well. 830 00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:33,880 -That is? -I was fired too. 831 00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:37,200 You couldn't make it, not even two weeks! 832 00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:40,040 -What about us growing up? -Yes… 833 00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:42,800 You're right, I'm sorry. 834 00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:46,560 -Why didn't you tell me before? -I didn't want to make you worry. 835 00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:51,960 Let's take the bus and go back to Naples. What are we doing here? 836 00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:58,160 No, I want to go back to Naples, but on an airplane, and in first class. 837 00:55:58,240 --> 00:55:59,240 How? 838 00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:02,600 You always say that you shouldn't give up your dreams. 839 00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:07,080 And now I don't want to give them up. We'll start fresh tomorrow. 840 00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:08,680 You're right. 841 00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:10,800 -Goodnight. -Goodnight. 842 00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:19,960 He looks dumb, but when he says certain things… 843 00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:23,920 I like him when he says, "My Love… 844 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:30,320 you should never give up your dreams." Too bad he doesn't do it so often. 845 00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:55,440 Kim Kardashian, look at this ponytail and be ashamed. 846 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:41,480 Guys, listen to me, when I say it, use the… 847 00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:44,880 wide formation! Shoot! 848 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:48,040 Shoot! Goal! 849 00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:51,560 Great Idris! With a striker like you, 850 00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:54,320 the wide formation always works, it's obvious. 851 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,240 Good day. 852 00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:18,480 -Good day. -Hello. 853 00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:20,760 -I only speak Italian. -Fine. 854 00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:24,040 -Are you looking for help? -Come… 855 00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:31,920 -Do you have any experience? -Ten years' experience. 856 00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:39,040 Could 300 euros a week plus taxes be fine for you? 857 00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:41,400 When can you start? 858 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:43,480 Now. 859 00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:45,920 It's here. 860 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:50,080 Don't take advantage of the fact that I want my son to become a champion. 861 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:52,800 How much is it to enroll him in that tournament? 862 00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:54,800 -Five hundred euros. -What? 863 00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:59,320 I'm joking, Sergio, it's written there, look, 499 euros. 864 00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:03,400 How do I know I'm not wasting money? Do we have any chance of winning? 865 00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:08,480 -Sergio, we have already won. -No, I just lost 499 euros. 866 00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:12,600 What do we care about the money? We are here now… 867 00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:53,120 If you're on top of a skyscraper with your mother 868 00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:57,440 and one of you must fall, which one of you would you throw off? 869 00:59:57,520 --> 00:59:59,520 -There are no stairs? -No. 870 00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,320 -And an elevator? -Not even that. 871 01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,520 If you're on a skyscraper with your mother, 872 01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:06,240 there are no stairs or elevators, 873 01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:09,280 and one of you must fall, what do you think? 874 01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:12,480 -What a shitty day! -Come on, who'd you throw off? 875 01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:16,080 You're thinking about it, it means you're meant to be. 876 01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:18,120 -To be what? -A mother. 877 01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:20,160 -Me? -No, you don't understand. 878 01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:22,800 Me to be a mother and you to be a father. 879 01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:25,880 I could be a good father because I'd throw my mother off a skyscraper? 880 01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:27,480 More or less… 881 01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:31,680 -For now, I can't be a father. -Why? 882 01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:35,240 -I won't throw my mom off. -I'll do it then! 883 01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:36,680 Who told you this thing? 884 01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:40,120 You have two options: or we have a baby or I throw your mother off. 885 01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:44,360 -Let's have a baby. -Really? 886 01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:50,760 -Just don't kill my mother. -We'll see. 887 01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:58,760 -Your shatush was your fortune. -Not just mine, also yours! 888 01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:01,960 Tomorrow, we have 22 reservations. 889 01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:04,880 But we have to raise a bit for my commission. 890 01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:07,240 -Again? -I want to go back to Naples. 891 01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:11,280 -I won't let you leave. -We'll see about that. 892 01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:12,720 Please. 893 01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,600 It's for you… 894 01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:22,320 What does she want? I'm working… 895 01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:25,880 Hello, Monica? 896 01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:29,720 -Life, where are you? -At work. 897 01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,280 -I'm fecund. -Who arrived first? 898 01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:35,960 You are so ignorant! Only you could say such things. 899 01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:38,400 I did a test, I'm ovulating. 900 01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:41,120 -Good. What should I do? -Come home. 901 01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:42,600 -Later. -Now. 902 01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:44,520 -Later. -Now! 903 01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,760 -Later. -I said now! 904 01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:51,280 I'm coming, don't worry, I'm already there. 905 01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:55,120 -What? -Sergio, forgive me… 906 01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,840 -Monica is fecund. -And who's first? 907 01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:01,680 See? It's not just me, we are two jerks. 908 01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:03,280 I must tell her this… 909 01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:07,520 Never mind, it's not important, but I have to leave. 910 01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:10,000 -Why are you still here? -Thank you. 911 01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:11,160 -Go… -Thank you. 912 01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:13,960 -You know I love you. -All right… 913 01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:17,680 -Enough, Monica is fecund, not me. -Right. 914 01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:21,040 Do your duty, carefully, without getting too tired… 915 01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:23,000 Remember we have our tournament. 916 01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:25,040 -Let me go… -Remember the tournament. 917 01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:27,880 -Yes. -Call, if you need me. 918 01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:29,720 -Also during… -No, later. 919 01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:31,960 That's what friends are for. 920 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:36,200 From starry skies descending 921 01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:39,400 Thou comest, glorious King… 922 01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:42,680 -How cute! -Yes, they are cute. 923 01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:47,720 A manger low Thy bed In winter's icy sting 924 01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:53,480 -Do you know all the words? -In winter's icy sting… 925 01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:56,480 -Let's go! -Aren't you coming for Christmas? 926 01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:59,600 No, but we'll be back soon. 927 01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:03,280 Enzo, you seem tired. 928 01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:04,560 I'm fine. 929 01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:09,640 I understand, Monica is making you tired trying to have a baby. 930 01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:15,120 No! We'll be happy if it comes, but we are not stressing about it. 931 01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:20,960 This is the first Christmas that we don't spend in Naples, doesn't it feel strange? 932 01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:24,600 -No. -Aren't you a little sad? 933 01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:27,240 A little hypochondriac? A little depressed? 934 01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:32,000 No, why do you say this? Christmas is always beautiful, even here. 935 01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:33,160 What do we lack here? 936 01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:36,880 -We lack the eel. -Just that. 937 01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:39,760 -Our Christmas sweets. -Just that. 938 01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:42,280 -The nativity scene. -The nativity scene. 939 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:45,320 We are lacking San Gregorio Armeno. 940 01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:48,040 Even San Gregorio Armeno… We are lacking everything. 941 01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,600 Also that traditional pepper. 942 01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:53,960 I never liked that, I never ate that, 943 01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:58,240 but now I'd eat a whole plate full! Why do I miss that pepper? 944 01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:02,640 Why are you doing this now? 945 01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:06,640 How come all of a sudden you have Christmas depression? 946 01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:08,760 I was fine before, 947 01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:13,400 it's you who made me be sad about Christmas. 948 01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:17,040 Why? I don't want to see Santa. 949 01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:20,560 Go away, you're a fake… Anyone could tell you're fake! 950 01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:23,040 Uncle Remigio makes a better Santa than you. 951 01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:25,560 It's enough! 952 01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:27,200 More… 953 01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:33,080 -Look, how beautiful… -There wasn't any snow then. 954 01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:37,760 -It didn't snow, it was warm. -I know, but we put it on. 955 01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:40,400 We always put the snow on our nativity scene 956 01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:43,520 and the ox and the donkey who keep the Holy Baby warm. 957 01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:47,800 You'd like a heater better? You're ruining our nativity scene… 958 01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:50,160 -It was summer. -But we can't place 959 01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:54,680 the Holy Baby on a rock. Is this the little mermaid or something? 960 01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:57,880 The nativity scene is our thing. Why don't you go? 961 01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:01,240 Are you staying for dinner? 962 01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:04,040 No. 963 01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:11,840 No. Actually, do you know what? Time is up, you must leave. 964 01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:16,360 Say bye to your daddy. Say goodbye. 965 01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:27,840 Bye. 966 01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:33,760 -Dad… -What? 967 01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:36,400 How come I see you so little? 968 01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:39,120 Because… 969 01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,320 When grownups fight… 970 01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:43,360 they are stupid. 971 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:47,520 Don't worry, you spend time with Mom and with Dad too. 972 01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:52,720 Are we spending Christmas together? 973 01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:04,960 Yes, I promise you that. We'll spend Christmas together. 974 01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:08,200 -Bye, Daddy's Heart. -Daddy's Princess! 975 01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:12,080 I always forget your royal title. 976 01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:15,240 -Merry Christmas! -Fuck you! 977 01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:19,600 -You don't want to do this. -It's obvious, 978 01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:23,760 we just started trying to get pregnant, why did we come here? 979 01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:25,200 Just to see. 980 01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:28,400 -I mean, you're a little dumb. -Mhm? 981 01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:34,560 I wonder if your spermatozoa are too. Maybe. 982 01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:37,360 Relax, Life. 983 01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:42,000 Try to calm down, try some "Breeding" technique. 984 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,760 -Is it your turn? -What? Yes, it's me. 985 01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:49,360 Isn't this too big? 986 01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:52,800 Do you have a smaller one? Or he'll get nervous. 987 01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:56,600 If I can't do this, can I add some water? 988 01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:59,360 Don't be silly, do what you have to do. 989 01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:01,240 -Can you say "please"? -Go! 990 01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:03,000 I'll wait here. 991 01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:12,480 -Sit down, this will take time. -No, I know him, it will take a minute. 992 01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:18,400 -So… -What are you doing? 993 01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:22,520 What am I doing? You told me: "Do what you have to do." 994 01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:25,240 You make me nervous, 995 01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:27,920 you scare me arriving all of a sudden like that… 996 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:32,080 It's obvious that my spermatozoa don't move. 997 01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:37,440 Why should I do this now? Should I still do this? I'll go… 998 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:47,160 -Done. -I told you. 999 01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:50,800 -This isn't the biggest problem. -Then what is? 1000 01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:53,240 I promised Greta to spend Christmas with her. 1001 01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:56,120 Are you crazy? Why do you promise such things to a child? 1002 01:07:56,200 --> 01:08:00,120 -Her mother won't let you. -You're so comforting… 1003 01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:05,800 Now he promised it. They say… "Every promise is a sept." 1004 01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:09,960 Sept? No, is a debt. You don't know not even one proverb. 1005 01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:15,560 Anyway, Greta has the right to spend Christmas with her father 1006 01:08:15,640 --> 01:08:19,840 and with her aunt. I haven't seen her in a long time. 1007 01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:22,800 Ciro, if you don't mind, I'll talk with Brighitte. 1008 01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:24,920 -You'd better not. -Why? 1009 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:28,399 I'll make her reason with calmness and tranquility. 1010 01:08:28,479 --> 01:08:31,920 -I'll pull out all your hair! -You witch! 1011 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:35,399 What did you say? Speak Italian or I don't understand. 1012 01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:40,120 -You'll never see my daughter again! -I'll tear you down like a notebook! 1013 01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:42,880 -What did you say? -I'll tear you down. 1014 01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:45,600 -You'll need a ladder for that. -Shut up or I'll beat you up too! 1015 01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:48,680 -Polizei! -What did you say? 1016 01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:52,160 There's no need to get upset. 1017 01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:55,319 -I'll sue you! -I'll break you in two! 1018 01:08:55,399 --> 01:08:58,200 MERRY CHRISTMAS 1019 01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:16,080 -Kids, let's open your gifts. -Everybody freeze! 1020 01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:19,920 We will open the gifts when all the guests are here. 1021 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:23,160 Monica, that guest is not coming. 1022 01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:25,960 My wife will never give me the girl for Christmas. 1023 01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:30,880 In that case, we'll go get her. You know how they say? 1024 01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:36,319 "If Mohammed doesn't go to the mountain, it's because he likes the sea." 1025 01:09:36,399 --> 01:09:39,359 This is what we say. Anyway, let's go get her. 1026 01:09:39,439 --> 01:09:43,080 I don't know about in Italy, but here this is kidnapping. 1027 01:09:43,160 --> 01:09:45,680 -Also in Italy. -And you end up in jail. 1028 01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:50,080 -Careful, we have the final soon. -Shut up! 1029 01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:51,680 We aren't kidnapping anyone, 1030 01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:54,560 we are just taking her for a couple of hours. 1031 01:10:07,440 --> 01:10:10,440 -How can we do this? -I'll take care of that. 1032 01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:14,360 -Where was she hiding that? -I don't know. 1033 01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:17,600 Hold this. 1034 01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:20,400 Come on! 1035 01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:26,040 Give me a hand. 1036 01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:31,000 Give me a hand! 1037 01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:33,200 Wait… 1038 01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:37,080 We can go. 1039 01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:48,680 Don't make so much noise! 1040 01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:50,800 -Come on! -He got hurt. 1041 01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:52,040 I got hurt. 1042 01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:53,920 -What is it? -I scratched myself. 1043 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,080 -How? -It was the key. 1044 01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:59,000 -The house key? -Of course, this is my place. 1045 01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:03,680 Are you crazy? You have the key and you make us use the window? 1046 01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:06,840 I saw you doing that and I followed you. 1047 01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:08,920 -Let's "synthesize" our watches. -What? 1048 01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:11,880 -Let's "synthesize" our watches. -You mean synchronize. 1049 01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:13,960 -Yes. -I don't have one. 1050 01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:15,520 -I don't have one. -Me neither. 1051 01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:16,880 -What can we do? -Let's ask. 1052 01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:19,840 Who? How do we know what time is it? 1053 01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:22,800 -Let's leave. -I have to know what time is it. 1054 01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:25,000 -Why? Do you have to take medicine? -Yes. 1055 01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:27,200 -Really? -Yes, I have a schedule. 1056 01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:30,560 -What are we doing now? -Wear the balaclava. 1057 01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:33,600 I'm ready, let's go… 1058 01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:37,720 -What? -I was so scared that I went blind. 1059 01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:39,960 Your balaclava is backwards. 1060 01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:45,480 -Ciro! Is my hair fine? -Do you have a fashion show? 1061 01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:47,720 -Don't scare me. -I'm with idiots… 1062 01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:57,640 That skunk moved the sofa to block me out. 1063 01:11:57,720 --> 01:12:00,640 Thank God, I know her! I'll go get the girl. 1064 01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:03,120 -Numb her with chloroform. -Yes, I have it. 1065 01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:07,480 I don't see a thing, hold my pills, wait… 1066 01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:09,480 -How does this work? -Hold these. 1067 01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:10,960 Where should I put it? 1068 01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:16,520 -Next to her mouth. -That's too much. 1069 01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:19,400 Go. Careful… 1070 01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:22,720 -Yes, careful. -Careful! 1071 01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:29,120 My goodness! The eternal flames! What did she eat? 1072 01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:33,200 Ciro! 1073 01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:40,400 Look at him! Instead of a teddy bear, he sleeps with a sandwich. 1074 01:12:40,480 --> 01:12:41,480 Honey… 1075 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,280 -He fell asleep. -Be quiet. 1076 01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:47,800 Ciro! 1077 01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:50,240 Give it to me, baby! 1078 01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:55,320 -Help me. -The police are coming, let's go. 1079 01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:58,640 -Give me a foot. -Monica… 1080 01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:00,240 Help… 1081 01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:03,480 -Go! Pull! -Go! 1082 01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:05,360 What did you do to me? 1083 01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:08,440 -Who are you? -Monica. 1084 01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:11,800 -And who am I? -A jerk that drinks chloroform. 1085 01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:15,960 Dad can't do this any longer, you have to wake up. 1086 01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:19,840 -Dad… -What's this thing? 1087 01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:23,800 I put it in bed to fool Mom. 1088 01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:26,160 See? Daddy kept his promise. 1089 01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:28,680 -I knew you would come. -Let's go. 1090 01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:32,920 If it wasn't for me, that I'm the boss and I made a perfect plan, 1091 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:36,600 you'd be with your mom now. He is so heavy! 1092 01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:49,320 Do you like this? 1093 01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:55,000 How beautiful! 1094 01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:59,000 -What is this? -The Mother of fertility. 1095 01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:01,160 Thank you. 1096 01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:04,320 KEEP TRYING 1097 01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:08,360 Is this gift for me? You did it for you. 1098 01:14:08,440 --> 01:14:11,120 ALL YOU NEED IS ONE 1099 01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:17,000 -Do you like it? -Yes! Thank you, Monica. 1100 01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:19,960 DON'T GIVE UP 1101 01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:22,280 Twenty-seven, the bed-pan! 1102 01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:30,240 -Give it a shuffle! -All right. 1103 01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:44,040 -They rung. -I heard it. Who's there? 1104 01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:48,440 -Nabeer. -One beer for eight people? 1105 01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:51,800 I'm joking, come. Nabeer. 1106 01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:11,640 -Are you reading my text messages? -Me? No. 1107 01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:14,160 It's always better to mind your own business. 1108 01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:21,080 -What did it say? -"Mission not yet accomplished." 1109 01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:24,000 -Well… -What does it mean? 1110 01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:32,760 Thank God, there's an Italian pastry shop. 1111 01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:36,120 -That's true. -I couldn't eat anymore Stollen. 1112 01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:37,760 Let's go. 1113 01:15:38,320 --> 01:15:39,320 Wait… 1114 01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:41,000 -My Love… -What's wrong? 1115 01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:43,400 -Did you hear that? -What was that? 1116 01:15:43,480 --> 01:15:49,920 -Could it be that Jameela and Amir… -What? 1117 01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:52,680 Explode fireworks? 1118 01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:56,320 -Terrorists. -What are you saying? Shut up! 1119 01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:59,520 They are good people. 1120 01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:01,600 Did you hear? 1121 01:16:01,680 --> 01:16:06,280 -That's why they are always whispering. -Come, Life, let's go inside. 1122 01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:23,920 Why are you always minding other people's business? 1123 01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:25,480 Here comes the police! 1124 01:16:25,560 --> 01:16:28,680 I was telling her, but she doesn't believe me. Over there. 1125 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,360 Where are you going? 1126 01:16:31,440 --> 01:16:34,680 -You have to go that way. -Where are they going? 1127 01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:37,080 Daddy's soul! 1128 01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:43,640 What have I done? Don't touch me or you'll wrinkle me, I'll do it myself. 1129 01:16:51,480 --> 01:16:54,120 Do you realize what you've done? 1130 01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:57,960 -Do you realize what you did? -What did I do, Chief? 1131 01:16:58,040 --> 01:17:01,480 I'm her father, don't I have the right to spend Christmas with her? 1132 01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:04,120 Using violence and force? 1133 01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:05,880 -It's not true. -Shut up! 1134 01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:08,520 -It was me who wanted to go with Daddy. -Be quiet! 1135 01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:11,960 -I'll beat her. -Calm down… 1136 01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:14,040 -Let go of me. -No, please. 1137 01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:16,440 What are we doing now? 1138 01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:20,080 I'll have to arrest you and wait for the judge. 1139 01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:24,360 -Okay, Greta, we're going. -Can I say bye to Daddy? 1140 01:17:25,320 --> 01:17:28,120 -No! -Ma'am? Please, come. 1141 01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:29,320 Go… 1142 01:17:32,480 --> 01:17:35,560 Chief… I know you're in charge, but… 1143 01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:38,280 -Can I say something? -Please… 1144 01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:43,080 Brighitte, if you're on top of a skyscraper… 1145 01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:48,440 -She wants to kill another mother! -Shut up, you confuse me. 1146 01:17:49,240 --> 01:17:52,600 If you and Greta are on top of a skyscraper 1147 01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:56,440 and one of you must fall down, which one would you pick? 1148 01:17:56,520 --> 01:17:57,960 Myself! 1149 01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:03,640 If you don't let Greta be with her father, it's like throwing her off. 1150 01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:07,400 What do you all have against me? 1151 01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:14,320 What did I ever do to you? I do my best to be a good mother, 1152 01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:17,360 but I always do wrong. 1153 01:18:18,920 --> 01:18:22,520 There is always someone who does better… 1154 01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:24,880 than me. 1155 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:35,360 -My darling, I love you so much. -I love you, Mom. 1156 01:18:35,440 --> 01:18:36,720 -Me too… -What? 1157 01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:38,880 No, I… Nothing. 1158 01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:43,280 I don't want to press charges. 1159 01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:47,080 -But on one condition. -I knew it… That is? 1160 01:18:47,160 --> 01:18:50,600 Teach me how to make those wonderful candies for Greta. 1161 01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:52,840 Of course I will. 1162 01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:57,320 Your children are lucky to have such a mother. 1163 01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:59,520 When you will have them. 1164 01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:05,000 All's well that ends well. 1165 01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:08,840 -Please, go… -Goodbye. 1166 01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:14,160 Can't you open it? 1167 01:19:17,680 --> 01:19:21,080 -Do you want to come in? -No, we want to go to our place. 1168 01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:26,520 What's wrong, guys? Do you have problems with the police? 1169 01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:27,840 Us? What about you? 1170 01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:31,760 You are scared and the door won't open. 1171 01:19:31,840 --> 01:19:34,680 When you are scared, the simplest things become difficult. 1172 01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:37,160 I don't want to be mean, but… 1173 01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:42,520 -We are Arabs and therefore terrorists. -Frankly, I thought about it. 1174 01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:49,120 It's curious, you are from Naples but I didn't take you for a mafia boss. 1175 01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:52,160 He's right. 1176 01:19:55,720 --> 01:19:59,120 This morning, who was screaming in your house? 1177 01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:05,040 They are some friends who are secretly trying to bring our son Haatim here. 1178 01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:07,400 You have another son? 1179 01:20:07,480 --> 01:20:10,640 Yes, he's our firstborn, he's 18 years old. 1180 01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:16,600 -He disappeared the other night. -I sense that he's alive. 1181 01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:19,560 And he will come here. 1182 01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:23,440 Once he's here, he will find his seat waiting for him. 1183 01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:24,920 God willing. 1184 01:20:27,480 --> 01:20:30,640 -I didn't get that. -Shut up. Not now. 1185 01:20:32,280 --> 01:20:34,440 -I didn't get that. -Shut up! 1186 01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:37,360 Go on the side! 1187 01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:44,040 Help him get the ball, you must score. 1188 01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:53,480 Life, substitute him! 1189 01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:56,120 -He missed three goals. -He's my son. 1190 01:20:56,200 --> 01:20:58,480 He doesn't play well. 1191 01:20:58,560 --> 01:21:01,600 If you want him to play a sport, try swimming. 1192 01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:04,960 You'll do a favor to him, and also to us. 1193 01:21:07,680 --> 01:21:10,840 Stop him! 1194 01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:14,280 Wake up, damn it! 1195 01:21:14,360 --> 01:21:16,760 Let's not lose the final, come on! 1196 01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:20,480 GUESTS - HOME TEAM 1197 01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:28,000 Spread out… 1198 01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:35,200 -Monica, he's got a penalty kick. -Yes, I don't want to look. 1199 01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:37,280 It's a penalty kick. 1200 01:21:53,960 --> 01:21:54,960 Cheer up! 1201 01:21:58,800 --> 01:22:00,560 Goal! 1202 01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:06,720 -Yes! -He's scored with his hand. 1203 01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:09,240 -The hand of Allah. -Right! 1204 01:22:09,320 --> 01:22:12,800 Federico Maria from Berlin, take this! 1205 01:22:14,480 --> 01:22:15,880 Wide formation… 1206 01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:30,200 -Life! -Yes, My love? 1207 01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:31,760 -Heart! -Yes, My love? 1208 01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:33,120 -Heartbeat! -Yes, My love? 1209 01:22:33,200 --> 01:22:34,400 I'm ovulating! 1210 01:22:34,480 --> 01:22:37,200 -What? -I'm ovulating. 1211 01:22:37,280 --> 01:22:42,240 We're celebrating. I can't hear you! Hooray! 1212 01:22:42,320 --> 01:22:44,440 I'm ovulating! 1213 01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:49,760 -Monica… -I'm coming. 1214 01:22:50,760 --> 01:22:52,240 -Are you tired? -No, I'm fine. 1215 01:22:52,320 --> 01:22:53,800 -Are you okay? -Yes. 1216 01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:57,160 -Take deep breaths. -I'm not giving birth now. 1217 01:22:57,240 --> 01:22:59,920 -Brighitte, I'm fine. -Morning sickness or not, eat. 1218 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:03,240 -I don't have morning sickness. -Let's put a pillow here. 1219 01:23:03,320 --> 01:23:05,960 -My goodness! Don't worry… -Maybe a… 1220 01:23:06,040 --> 01:23:09,360 Brighitte, I liked you better when you couldn't stand me. 1221 01:23:09,440 --> 01:23:10,440 Be quiet. 1222 01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:15,120 A round of applause for my son, Imaad, who turns 8 years old today. 1223 01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:19,280 And a round of applause for the baby yet to come. 1224 01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:31,120 Don't you have another pregnant lady to take care of? 1225 01:23:31,200 --> 01:23:37,160 Please, don't touch me so much. I'll give birth now, so this can end. 1226 01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:41,480 Don't you have anything else to do? My goodness… 1227 01:23:43,440 --> 01:23:46,120 Come here, you, little one. 1228 01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:52,200 What happened? Why are you upset? Everyone's laughing. Why don't you smile? 1229 01:23:52,280 --> 01:23:54,920 When you have a daughter, you won't care about me anymore. 1230 01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:56,040 What? 1231 01:23:56,120 --> 01:24:00,080 Of course, I'll care about you, you'll always have a place in my heart. 1232 01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:03,800 My daughter will have a piece and you, the other. Give me a kiss. 1233 01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:07,760 You are so attached to your city. 1234 01:24:07,840 --> 01:24:10,280 Aren't you sorry that your child won't grow up in Naples? 1235 01:24:10,360 --> 01:24:13,800 Who said we will never go back? 1236 01:24:13,880 --> 01:24:16,880 That is not the point. Africa, Asia, America… 1237 01:24:16,960 --> 01:24:20,040 She will always have Naples in her. 91512