All language subtitles for Bunkd s06e22 Model Citizen.eng

Hey, Bill.

Do you want to go into town
and get ice cream today?

Sure.
Why do I get ice cream?

Because you're Coyote Campus
camper of the week.

Spoiler alert,
next week is Jake.

Unless he uses
my toothbrush again,

in which case
it's back to you.

Wait, is this something
every cabin does?

Because if so,
Destiny owes me a lot of ice cream.

Guess who's got two flags

and is going to be
a dual citizen? This guy.

Ow.

That's great, Parker.

When you're done, can I have
the super sharp flags?

I'm sure
I'm gonna regret this.

But have at it.

Anyway, I got my citizenship
test later today

and I've been
studying all week.

So what made you decide to go
from being Canadian to...

AmeriCanadian?

Well, I found so many friends
and opportunities here,

especially at Kikiwaka.

I love this country, too.

And frankly, I'm a value add.

Plus you have
a overwhelming

and unearned sense
of self-confidence.

You're already one of us.

I know all about the US.

Apple pies, spray cheese,
spray cheese on apple pie.

Asking how are you,

and then walking away
before you get an answer.

Sounds like you're ready
for this test.

I think so.

But hey, are you free today?

Sure. I wasn't planning
on building a rocket

loading it with...
and launching it into space.

What? I said I wasn't.

Great. I could use your help.

Do you think
you could quiz me?

Definitely.

Ooh, can I poke you
with these flags

when you get
the answers wrong?

Maybe we bring in Lou
for backup.

And please don't tell her
that I gave you those flags.

Man, I can't wait to be
an official American,

and eating bacon wrapped
fried hot dogs with fries.

Fried stuff wrapped
in fried stuff.

It doesn't get
more American than that.

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

[MUSIC PLAYING]

After you tie the shirt
with rubber bands,

just apply whatever
color dyes you want

and let it sit
for a few hours.

I've heard of this...

where you tie things
and dye things.

What's it called again?

Tie-dyeing?Nah, that's not right.

Anyway, this is also an easy,

fashion forward way
to help the environment.

Instead of throwing out
stained clothes,

you can dye them
different colors.

Once the dye has set,

rinse the shirt
and water let it dry,

and ta-da.

Jake's crusty
old gaming shirt

is now a gorgeous
rainbow explosion.

I can't even see
the guacamole stains

with all those
pretty splotchy swirls.

Hey, that's what
this is called.

Splotchy swirling.

Mind like a steel taco.

[BANGING ON WALL]

Rose, what are you doing?

These are the flyers
for my annual fashion show today.

And before you make a fuss,

I have Lou's permission
to be here.

In exchange, I promised
to be nice to her for a week.

[CHUCKLES]

She didn't specify
what year, though.

I love this look, Destiny.

It makes me feel like
I barfed a beautiful rainbow.

Despite that,
it is a great shirt.

Where'd you get it,
Sugar Plum?

I made it myself.

Wow. You should enter it
in the show.

All the designers are allowed
to submit one outfit

to compete for a chance
to have a clothing line

sold in my boutique.

Well, I have always dreamed

of having my own
sustainable fashion line.

Plus, I was supposed to...
the kickball field today,

so I'm in.

Excellent. I can't wait to see
more of your splotchy swirls

at my show. [CHUCKLES]

See.

Steel taco.

I'm so excited.

Any chance you would model
my outfit on the runway?

Really? Me?

Wow. That would be awesome.

Yeah, your whole vibe
just screams, "Tie-dye."

What?

Splotchy swirls.

Oh. Yeah, totally.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Welcome to Cold Tush Creamery,

where the only thing
sweeter than the ice cream

is our smiles.

And the only thing colder,

is our hearts.

Also, we have sprinkles.

Noah, this is Mavis and Iris,

two of the Buffalo Betties.

They once tried to swindle us

out of
the Dusty Tush treasure.

Iris, I never took you
for the kind of person

to run an ice cream shop.

When you know a person's
favorite ice cream flavor,

you know their true dark soul.

Okay.

Iris, remember,

we don't scare away
the customers.

So, what can I get
you two sweethearts?

One scoop of vanilla
in a cone please, ma'am.

Really? But they have tons
of different flavors.

I always get vanilla.
It's my favorite.

Don't you want to step
outside your comfort zone

and try something new?

But my comfort zone
is so... comfortable.

At least sample a few flavors.

Who knows?
You might walk out with a new favorite.

Assuming you get out.

Because the door handle's
been jiggly.

Fine. I guess
I'll have one sample.

Would you like to try
mint chocolate chip

because you're a fun loving,
free spirit on a rocky road,

because you have a deep seeded
hatred for your parents.

Come on, kid.
Let's unpack some stuff.

How about Strawberry?
For no reason at all.

Sure. I'll try
strawberry, please.

Woo-hoo. This is actually
really good.

Can I try
more flavors, please?

That's the spirit, Bill.

And maybe for dinner,
we can get you

to try something
other than beans.

Don't push it.You're right.

Let's crawl before we walk.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Okay, I printed out
some sample questions

to quiz you
for your citizenship test.

"Diagram for a less explode-y
manure rocket."

Winnie, did you leave this
in the printer?

Hey, it says,
"Less explode-y."

What more do you want from me?

All right, I'm ready.

Quiz me.

First question.
What are the three branches of government?

Oh, I know this.
I definitely know this.

I swear I know this.

Yeah, I don't know this.

Parker, I thought you said
you've been studying.

I have been, constantly,

but for some reason,
my mind just went totally blank.

Well, maybe you're nervous.

Did you ever have
test anxiety at school?

Never.

Oh, but the guy I paid
to take my tests, he did.

Rich people.

I passed my test
the way you're supposed to,

by copying off the smart kids.

Parker, becoming a citizen
is a big deal.

It makes sense
that you're a little tense.

I've got a great idea
that'll help.

Oh, is it paying
a guy to take the test for me,

because I think
I still have Jared's number.

Or we just do your thing

and we don't commit
a federal crime.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey, Jake.

What's going on with...this?

Now that you chose me
to be your model,

I have to protect
my skin from the sun.

And that hat was the best
and only choice?

You just keep up
the great designs,

and I'll make sure
I'm in primo condition.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm gonna go get one of those
manatees for my hands.

I think you mean manicure.

Oh, Destiny.

A manicure is a sea creature.

Strutting away now.

What's wrong with him?

He's actually practicing
his runway walk

for the fashion show.What?

Kids aren't allowed
to be models in my show.

They aren't?Absolutely not.

But I promised Jake.Too bad.

I want you to wear
your design.

It's never too late in life
to start a new career.

Wait. How old
do you think I am?

Hmm? 38?

Anyone born after the Internet
is a mystery to me.

Wait.

How old are you?

Uh, never ask a woman
her age, Rose!

And yes, I am a woman.

A grown adult woman.

Taxes? Am I right?

How's flavor number ten
hitting you?

Hmm.

It's good, but...

it's a little too
peanut buttery.

Oh, my!

What a surprise
from a flavor called

peanut butter.

Say the word
and he goes in the box.

Look, every flavor's
not going to be a winner.

We'll just keep sampling.

Oh, actually, you hit
your free sample cup limit.

There's a limit?

There is now.

If you want to
keep trying flavors,

you'll have to buy scoops.

Or we could work out a trade.

How do we feel about

Shakespeare
in the ice cream parlor?

We feel better about money.

You don't have to
do that, Noah.

I can just give vanilla.No.

You're on a journey to expand
your ice cream horizons,

and we're not gonna rest until
you reach that pot of gold

at the end
of the rainbow sherbet.

Okay, then, I'll keep going.

But just so you know,
that was only a metaphor.

Sherbet is garbage.

Jake, we've been over this.

That's just your reflection
in the window,

not multiverse Jake.

No, I was just practicing
my looks for the fashion show.

And for the last time,

multiverse Jake lives
in my oatmeal spoon.

Actually,
about the fashion show,

the lame, boring,

waste of an afternoon
fashion show.

Are you kidding?

I'm super excited to be in it.

But, I just feel awful
that you're gonna have to

spend the whole day
away from camp.

I heard Ox cabin
is going to play Pickleball.

Ooh. Now imagine telling
multiverse Jake about that

at breakfast.

Destiny, I have
the whole summer

to finally figure out
what Pickleball is.

This fashion show
is the most important thing

in the world to me.

Jake, I need to
tell you something.

Ooh. Me first.

I just want to say,

this is the first time
in my life

that anyone's ever
singled me out for something.

You've really
made me feel special,

and I will not let you down.

Anyway,
what were you gonna say?

Uh...

I was going to
tell you that...

Pickleball is just weird
tennis... Bye.

But for the last time,

is it played with a pickle?

Whenever I had to learn
a bunch of information for a test in school,

it always helped to have
fun visual aids.

Oh, like whiteboard
or video clips.

No, like raw potatoes

dressed as
the Founding Fathers.

That's not where I thought
this was going.

Now, this potato
is the father of our country.

Who is he?

Okay, I know this.
I know this.

The father
of our country is,

uh, George Oregon.
No. Papa America.

Wait. Tom Hanks?

The father of our country
is George Washington.

Tom Hanks is America's dad.

You should know this.

You're right. I'm sorry.

This potato wrote
the Declaration of Independence,

who is he?

Uh, I don't know.

They look exactly the same.

Uh, because they're both
wearing powdered wigs.

No, because
they're both potatoes.

It's Thomas Jefferson.Oh, I see it now.

Really?No, it's a potato!

All right, Lou, that's enough.

I'll take it from here.

Are you ready to try
something new, Parker?

Yes, but I am getting
a little hungry,

so I'm just going to pop
TJ into the microwave for a few minutes

and I'll be
right with you folks.

That was Dame Judi Dench.

So, Bill,

is this a winner?

Oh, yeah, it's fantastic.

Great. Let's put a ring on it.

But is it the one?

Never mind,
still playing the field.

Look, I know
I started this journey,

but we've been here for hours,

and there are other customers
waiting their turn.

Maybe it's time
to make a decision.

But I still haven't tasted
the last 15 flavors.

I'd like strawberry,
but is that who I am?

Or am I Rocky Road?

Pralines and cream,
am I that fancy?

I've never dealt with
this much uncertainty before.

I don't know who I am.
Who am I?

You're scaring away
our customers.

I'd give notes,
but you're a natural.

You know what? I've wasted
enough for your time.

I don't feel like
getting ice cream anymore.

Let's just go back to camp.

No.

Mavis, Iris,

we have 15 flavors to go.

Noah, what are you doing?

We're not leaving here
until we figure out

what kind of
ice cream guy you are.

Because if there's
one thing I love,

is centering myself
in someone else's emotional crisis.

Line them up.

Do you know what Winnie has
in store for me?

I don't know.
All she said was

that she would drill
the answers into your head.

You don't think she'll use
an actual drill, do you?

I wish I could give you
a hard no.

Hey, guys.Please don't hurt me.

Parker, the only thing
that helps me pass a test is music.

I study by writing songs

about the stuff
I have to memorize.

So I wrote a few for you.

Winnie, that's a great idea.

This first song
is about Congress.

Awesome. Hey,
what's Congress again?

Please start singing.

♪ The Senate keeps a 100

♪ Two from every state

♪ Capitol Hill is awesome

♪ It's where they congregate

♪ Representatives there,
representatives here

♪ We elect representatives
every other year

♪ How many representatives
you must be musing

♪ At the present population

♪ Which makes it
more confusing

♪ Congress

That was great.
It has a real Hamilton vibe.

[GASPS] We should
re-enact it with potatoes.

I'll get Alexander Hamilton.

No more potatoes.

Now, Parker,

how many senators
does each state get?

Uh, eleven...ty.

How do you feel
about that answer?

I'm sorry.
I just can't focus.

Your song was fantastic,

but maybe
I'm just not a guitar guy.

Do you play anything else?

Well, there is
one other instrument.

It's a little weird.

Oh, come on.
Please, I'm desperate.

[MACHINE BUZZING] ♪ How many representatives
you must be musing

♪ It depends on population

♪ Which makes it
more confusing ♪

Yeah, this is definitely more
distracting than guitar.

Shh, I'm mesmerized.

♪ Congressa!

Parker, how many senators
does each state get?

Uh, I don't know,

but now I'm pretty sure
this cabin is haunted.

Parker, seriously?

I'm sorry.

I don't know why I can't
remember this stuff.

I'm never gonna become
an American citizen.

Tom Hanks is gonna be
so disappointed in me.

I bet Tom would understand.

He's that kind of guy.

I'm so excited.

My first fashion show.

This is what I was born to do.

Model in Wyoming.

Uh, do you mind
hanging out here for a minute?

I need to talk to Rose.

No worries.

I still have to do some
serious facial stretching.

Mm. Ee.

Ah!

Okay.Mm. Ee. Ah!

Hey. There's my little
Miss Splotchy swirl.

You should go backstage
with the other models.

The show's about to start

as soon as everyone's done
grabbing food.

Well, nothing says
high fashion like...

all you can eat hot dogs.

Hey, you better not polish
off the relish, North.

I had that sent in
special from Cheyenne.

Don't make me come over there.

I will scoop it
right off your dog.

You know I will.

Listen, Rose, I was hoping
you would reconsider

letting Jake model my design.

He really has
his heart set on...

Let me stop you right there.

It's not going to happen.

I don't want kids in my show.

They're too unpredictable.

Like thunderstorms,

or those wavy guys
in front of car dealerships.

Jake won't embarrass you
or your show.

He's really into this.

He got a manatee
and everything.

Destiny, I have high hopes
for your design,

I even made you the finale.

But if you're not the model,

you can forget
about your clothes

ever being in my show
or my shop.

I don't get to be a model,

and they're out of relish?

What a day!

[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]

Our next design is created
and worn by Charlie Wiseman.

Let's see if he
embarrasses himself

less than his daughter
Caitlin does

on the Pee Wee
soccer team I coach.

Nope.

Charlie, that grass suit

is as terrible
as your daughter.

Off the stage.

All right, let's bring out
our last design.

Here to close the show
is the rodeo queen herself,

Destiny Baker.

[MUSIC PLAYING][APPLAUSE]

Glad to see you came around.

Well, not exactly.

Coming to the stage
to showcase my design

is a model so nice

they named him thrice.

Jacob "Jake" Jacobs.

Really? I can't believe it.

Thank you, Destiny.

What are you doing?

You're throwing away
a huge opportunity.

I may be a designer one day,

but I'm a counselor today,
and that comes first.

Strut your stuff, Jake.

Consider it...

strutting.

[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]

Jacob nails a classic twirl
and pose.

Look at those moves.

[APPLAUSE]

Jake is bringing so much heat
to the runway,

it's gonna go up in flames.

Watch your sewed suit,
Charlie.

That was pretty impressive.

Maybe I was wrong about kids.

But go tell him
to stop milking it.

Did you hear that, Jake?
You nailed it.

Whoa.

I'm only 16.

You really shouldn't
let kids be in your show.

What am I looking at here?

When Parker
gets really stressed,

he has to dance it out.

Oh, no, the Macarena.

I've never seen him this slow.

Hey, buddy.

How are you doing?

Does this
answer your question?

The Roger Rabbit.

Ooh.Ooh.

Parker, don't worry about it.

It takes time to memorize
these things. I mean,

who really knows how often
we elect our representatives.

Yeah, like every two years?

Yes.Parker, that was right.

Wait, did it?
How do I do it?

Maybe the information
finally stuck.

Quick, how many justices
are on the Supreme Court?

Uh, can you use Supreme Court
in a sentence please?

Wait. Parker,
start dancing again.

You don't gotta tell me twice.

Now, tell me,
how many justices

are on the Supreme Court?

Nine. What?
How do I know that?

You only remember the answers
when you're dancing.

You must be
a kinesthetic learner.

They taught us
all about this in college.

Some people
are visual learners, like me,

and some are
auditory learners, like Winnie.

But you learn best
when you're doing

something physical,
like dancing.

It frees up your mind
to remember the things you've studied.

We have to try this out.

Lou, give me some questions,
Winnie, give me a beat.

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

Okay. What are the three
branches of government?

Okay. The legislative,

executive and judicial.

Right again.This is amazing.

I might actually
pass the test.

I'd better find some cardboard

in case I have to
break dance my way

through Cabinet
department heads.

There's 15 of them, yo.

Okay, Bill.

That was the last one.

What's the verdict?

I'm thinking...

I'm on the edge of my seat.

You could cut the tension

with a very long,
very sharp knife,

which I have.

Okay, I've made my decision.

A single scoop of vanilla
in a cone, please.

What?

Why vanilla?

Because it's the color
of bones.

No, definitely not that.

After all your sampling,

you're still going
with vanilla?

All the flavors
were delicious,

but plain old vanilla
is my favorite.

That's who I am.

And now I know that for sure.
Thanks to you, Noah.

Well, I guess as long as
you're happy, I'm happy.

I'm also happy
that we get to leave now.

Ooh, not yet.

First, we have to
talk toppings.

I've got sprinkles,
chocolate chips,

cherries.

Mm.

What type of
toppings guy am I?

I am no longer happy.

I'm sorry I knocked you
off the stage.

It's okay.

If you hadn't,
I wouldn't have known

they refilled the relish.

Oh, man,
this is tapenade.

There you are.

I don't appreciate
the winners of my fashion show

leaving before
I can announce them.

Winners?

Announce?

Maybe I'm focusing
on the wrong thing.

I don't understand.

We ruined your show
and your food table.

I know,
but look at his outfit.

It was a smash hit, literally.

And those splotchy swirls

perfectly complement stains.

Your clothes
for clumsy children

are going to sell
like hot cakes.

So you're going to put
my designs in your boutique?

This is amazing.

And it means
I am a real runway model.

Today I conquered Wyoming.

Tomorrow...

Kentucky.

Oh, good. You guys are back.

We're having a party
to celebrate

Parker passing
his citizenship test.

What if he didn't pass?

We got that covered, too.

Noah and I
brought back ice cream.

We could use it for the party.

Awesome. What flavors
did you get?

They're all vanilla!They're all vanilla.

Hey, y'all.

I guess you're wondering
how the test went.

Which is great
because I killed it!

Yeah![ALL CHEERING]

I'm an American.
I can run for president now.

You actually
have to be born here.

Then what was the point
of any of this?

So, the dancing worked?

Yep, the guy who
asked the questions thought it was weird

when I started doing
jazz squares in the middle of the test,

but by the end,
I got everyone doing

the constitutional quickstep.

We knew you could do it.

Did you?

I probably should have
rolled that back up.

It's okay.

I can't believe
I'm an American citizen.

I feel like
anything is possible?

Hey, maybe I'll even get to be
a camp director someday.

Hey, failing upwards
is an American tradition,

so you have a shot.

I'm an AmeriCanadian, y'all.

US, eh.

[MACHINE BUZZING OUT
THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER]

What is that thing?

Shh.

I'm mesmerized.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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