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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:50,089 --> 00:01:52,301 Good job. 2 00:01:52,301 --> 00:01:54,431 I need to do the thing where I'm... 3 00:01:54,431 --> 00:01:55,976 Oh. Yeah. Can you just pull out slow? 4 00:01:55,976 --> 00:01:58,480 Yeah. I'll do it, do it slow. Yeah. 5 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:01,153 All right. Doing it slow. Are you Kegeling? 6 00:02:01,153 --> 00:02:04,785 Kegel, Kegel... 7 00:02:07,206 --> 00:02:10,421 One million sperm will make the trip. 8 00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:12,593 Some won't return back home. 9 00:02:12,593 --> 00:02:16,559 One million sperm. Sperm. Whoo. 10 00:02:16,559 --> 00:02:18,688 You're so cute. You're so cute. 11 00:02:18,688 --> 00:02:20,525 Babe? Yeah? 12 00:02:20,525 --> 00:02:23,113 I'm freaking out because Peggy and Mia asked me 13 00:02:23,113 --> 00:02:24,407 to write their vows, 14 00:02:24,407 --> 00:02:26,161 and I already have to make their cake. 15 00:02:26,161 --> 00:02:27,623 It's extremely overwhelming. 16 00:02:27,623 --> 00:02:29,877 Oh, your friends are already stressing me out. 17 00:02:29,877 --> 00:02:31,379 I know, I'm sorry. 18 00:02:31,379 --> 00:02:33,175 I don't wanna go to this wedding. 19 00:02:33,175 --> 00:02:34,762 I just wanna stay here with you. 20 00:02:38,603 --> 00:02:40,565 We ought to tell them we got food poisoning. 21 00:02:40,565 --> 00:02:42,820 Yes. That our butts hurt. 22 00:02:42,820 --> 00:02:44,824 Yes. There's no cure. 23 00:02:44,824 --> 00:02:47,120 Yes. 24 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:50,084 What if instead we go to New York 25 00:02:50,084 --> 00:02:53,090 and we surprise my mom for her birthday? 26 00:02:54,259 --> 00:02:56,973 Are you being serious right now? 27 00:02:56,973 --> 00:02:58,392 We can't not go. 28 00:03:01,231 --> 00:03:04,362 Oh, I-- No, I thought you didn't wanna go. 29 00:03:06,784 --> 00:03:08,328 Do you not wanna go? 30 00:03:08,328 --> 00:03:09,790 Of course I wanna go. 31 00:03:25,947 --> 00:03:29,663 Happy birthday! Hi! Mwah, mwah, mwah! 32 00:03:29,663 --> 00:03:31,374 How you doing, baby? Mwah, mwah. 33 00:03:31,374 --> 00:03:32,961 I love you. How you doing? 34 00:03:32,961 --> 00:03:35,049 Oh, I love you too. Why you screening my calls? 35 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:37,345 I vow to cherish you. 36 00:03:37,345 --> 00:03:41,353 I vow to be your rock. Which is so cliché. 37 00:03:41,353 --> 00:03:45,402 Your rock. God. Fucking hate this. 38 00:03:45,402 --> 00:03:47,156 Look at this spread, baby. Look at that. 39 00:03:47,156 --> 00:03:49,035 Man, this potato batter is freaking good. 40 00:03:49,035 --> 00:03:50,747 It looks so good. What you eating? 41 00:03:50,747 --> 00:03:54,170 I know it's not as good as what we having here. 42 00:03:54,170 --> 00:03:56,759 I got juice. Juice? What? 43 00:03:56,759 --> 00:03:59,013 Yeah, it's good for the uterine lining. 44 00:03:59,013 --> 00:04:00,892 You know I'm trying to make you a grandbaby. 45 00:04:00,892 --> 00:04:02,521 What's wrong with your uterine lining? 46 00:04:02,521 --> 00:04:03,856 We love you, baby. 47 00:04:03,856 --> 00:04:05,568 You got one more family function to miss 48 00:04:05,568 --> 00:04:06,779 before you're out the will. 49 00:04:06,779 --> 00:04:07,906 Don't even show up at the reading. 50 00:04:07,906 --> 00:04:09,409 I'll be at the next one. 51 00:04:09,409 --> 00:04:10,411 I promise. I'm just kidding. 52 00:04:10,411 --> 00:04:11,622 Love? 53 00:04:11,622 --> 00:04:13,751 Sorry. What time is our flight? 54 00:04:13,751 --> 00:04:15,714 Seriously, you're hanging out with Lex's friends 55 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:17,551 over your family? We got to go. 56 00:04:17,551 --> 00:04:21,057 I love you all so much. I will talk to y'all real, real soon. 57 00:04:21,057 --> 00:04:23,813 Okay? I love you. I miss you. Happy birthday, Mom. 58 00:04:23,813 --> 00:04:25,984 - Wait a minute. - Wait a minute. 59 00:04:25,984 --> 00:04:27,738 We gotta go right now. 60 00:04:27,738 --> 00:04:29,533 You got everything? Yeah. 61 00:04:29,533 --> 00:04:31,954 Deodorant? Yeah. 62 00:04:31,954 --> 00:04:33,498 Razor? Uh-huh. 63 00:04:33,498 --> 00:04:35,002 Toothbrush? 64 00:04:35,002 --> 00:04:36,129 Yeah. 65 00:04:36,129 --> 00:04:37,883 Vacation time. 66 00:04:39,385 --> 00:04:41,097 Let's go. 67 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:47,193 Okay... 68 00:04:47,193 --> 00:04:50,115 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 69 00:04:50,115 --> 00:04:52,119 ♪ It's Friday night ♪ 70 00:04:52,119 --> 00:04:54,457 ♪ And I feel all right ♪ 71 00:04:54,457 --> 00:04:55,877 Good job. I did it. I did it. 72 00:04:55,877 --> 00:04:57,338 - Two containers? - Yup. 73 00:04:57,338 --> 00:04:59,551 Okay. What should I do with them? 74 00:04:59,551 --> 00:05:01,012 Eat them. JK. 75 00:05:01,012 --> 00:05:02,431 Because I will eat them. Please don't. 76 00:05:04,978 --> 00:05:06,982 That good? Yes, thank you. 77 00:05:09,278 --> 00:05:11,366 Lexie, I want you to have such a good time 78 00:05:11,366 --> 00:05:12,619 with your college friends. 79 00:05:12,619 --> 00:05:16,126 I want you to relax and I want you to... 80 00:05:17,378 --> 00:05:20,467 Oh, have sex? She means sex. Stop. 81 00:05:20,467 --> 00:05:22,722 Thanks. Thank you so much for helping out. 82 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:26,271 Oh, you're so welcome. And you, my handsome friend, 83 00:05:26,271 --> 00:05:28,150 you gotta do me one favor. 84 00:05:28,150 --> 00:05:31,532 I want a beautiful milk-chocolate baby, okay? 85 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:34,538 Mom? I have to report you to Human Resources. 86 00:05:34,538 --> 00:05:36,040 Oh, yeah. I'll see you, okay? 87 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,336 Have fun, guys. Please, just go, go, go. 88 00:05:38,336 --> 00:05:40,842 Look at these hips, Ma. I can't even leave you... 89 00:05:40,842 --> 00:05:44,098 Babe. There you go. There you go. You're off. 90 00:05:44,098 --> 00:05:46,186 Whoa-dee-doe. Whoa-dee-doe. 91 00:05:46,186 --> 00:05:48,774 ♪ Honeys on the street say "Monty, yo, we made it" ♪ 92 00:05:48,774 --> 00:05:52,991 ♪ It feels so good In my 'hood tonight ♪ 93 00:05:52,991 --> 00:05:55,538 ♪ The summertime skirts And the guys in Kani ♪ 94 00:05:55,538 --> 00:05:58,084 ♪ All the gang bangers Forgot about the drive-by ♪ 95 00:05:58,084 --> 00:06:02,009 ♪ You gotta get your groove on Before you go get paid ♪ 96 00:06:02,009 --> 00:06:04,640 ♪ So tip up your cups And throw your hands up ♪ 97 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,852 ♪ And let me hear The party say ♪ 98 00:06:06,852 --> 00:06:09,398 ♪ I'm kinda buzzed And it's all because ♪ 99 00:06:09,398 --> 00:06:11,319 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 100 00:06:11,319 --> 00:06:14,075 ♪ South Central does it Like nobody does ♪ 101 00:06:14,075 --> 00:06:15,828 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 102 00:06:15,828 --> 00:06:18,751 ♪ To all my neighbors You got much flavor ♪ 103 00:06:18,751 --> 00:06:20,672 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 104 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:23,511 ♪ Let's flip the track Bring the old school back ♪ 105 00:06:31,192 --> 00:06:35,618 United States does not negotiate with terrorists. 106 00:06:35,618 --> 00:06:39,000 We don't negotiate with terrorists. You're right. 107 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,089 But terrorists are people too. 108 00:06:42,089 --> 00:06:43,593 They were once babies 109 00:06:43,593 --> 00:06:45,597 who suckled at the breasts of their mothers. 110 00:06:45,597 --> 00:06:47,684 They laughed, they cried, 111 00:06:47,684 --> 00:06:51,190 and they dreamt of a brighter future. 112 00:06:51,190 --> 00:06:52,652 Let this man go. 113 00:06:52,652 --> 00:06:54,322 And I promise you, 114 00:06:54,322 --> 00:06:56,994 as president of the United States, you have my word. 115 00:06:56,994 --> 00:06:59,791 Together we will build a better future. 116 00:07:06,220 --> 00:07:07,724 Secure the cockpit. 117 00:07:09,770 --> 00:07:11,230 It's a solid episode. 118 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:13,360 Yeah, yeah. 119 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,405 Yeah, the airplane episode. 120 00:07:15,405 --> 00:07:17,661 I remember I won my first Emmy for that one. 121 00:07:17,661 --> 00:07:20,374 No, I know. I saw you were watching your show. 122 00:07:20,374 --> 00:07:22,127 That's my good-luck charm on flights. 123 00:07:22,127 --> 00:07:23,463 Yeah. Well... Yeah. 124 00:07:25,885 --> 00:07:28,599 Oh, thank you so much for the first-class flights. 125 00:07:28,599 --> 00:07:30,937 Oh... Amazing. Amazing. 126 00:07:30,937 --> 00:07:33,483 I've never been, and now my cake has a seat. 127 00:07:33,483 --> 00:07:36,865 Please, I had the points. It was easy. Yeah. 128 00:07:36,865 --> 00:07:39,161 You're coming down Punakha Mountain without oxygen. 129 00:07:39,161 --> 00:07:40,372 You have a choice to make. 130 00:07:40,372 --> 00:07:41,750 You can succumb to the mountain 131 00:07:41,750 --> 00:07:43,128 or you can reach out to the gods 132 00:07:43,128 --> 00:07:44,798 and you can do something exceptional, 133 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,677 and right at that moment, 134 00:07:46,677 --> 00:07:50,142 I get a call on the sat phone from Steve Jobs. 135 00:07:50,142 --> 00:07:53,983 What? Oh, I thought he-- Didn't he die? 136 00:07:53,983 --> 00:07:56,739 I think he sensed it was nearing his end, 137 00:07:56,739 --> 00:07:59,870 because he wanted to connect with me in our corporeal forms 138 00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:01,582 before he moved on to the next plane, 139 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:02,667 and he says to me, he goes: 140 00:08:02,667 --> 00:08:04,128 "Robbie, nobody wants a stylist. 141 00:08:04,128 --> 00:08:06,007 Don't be a stylist. Be a finger. 142 00:08:06,007 --> 00:08:08,971 And from whence the direction of your digit goes, 143 00:08:08,971 --> 00:08:12,269 your destiny will be revealed." 144 00:08:12,269 --> 00:08:13,689 It's okay. 145 00:08:13,689 --> 00:08:16,235 Your mommy's right here. I know. 146 00:08:16,235 --> 00:08:18,490 I'm trying to write Mia and Peggy's vows right now 147 00:08:18,490 --> 00:08:19,910 and I'm really struggling. 148 00:08:19,910 --> 00:08:21,162 I know. I know. 149 00:08:21,162 --> 00:08:22,832 Who asks someone to write their own vows? 150 00:08:22,832 --> 00:08:25,128 Which I'm super honored, but I'm just-- 151 00:08:25,128 --> 00:08:27,257 It feels a little cheese. 152 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:28,886 You okay, sweetie? 153 00:08:28,886 --> 00:08:30,222 Oh, yeah. I'm good. 154 00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:37,236 She feels relaxed watching that? 155 00:08:38,321 --> 00:08:42,747 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this is... 156 00:08:42,747 --> 00:08:44,250 It's a classic. 157 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:47,256 Good. I'm glad. I'm fine, baby. 158 00:08:49,009 --> 00:08:51,347 Oh, my God. Okay, so Mia? 159 00:08:51,347 --> 00:08:55,188 I saw her filling out paperwork to carry a gun in her luggage. 160 00:08:55,188 --> 00:08:57,777 There's absolutely no way. Yeah. 161 00:08:57,777 --> 00:08:59,906 She is the most liberal person that I know. 162 00:09:01,325 --> 00:09:03,496 She was a part of the Innocence Project. 163 00:09:03,496 --> 00:09:05,417 I think parenting changes some people. 164 00:09:05,417 --> 00:09:10,010 I respect your choices, and I respect your freedom. 165 00:09:10,010 --> 00:09:11,470 You don't think she...? 166 00:09:11,470 --> 00:09:13,642 No. No, I mean, that would be crazy. 167 00:09:13,642 --> 00:09:16,857 You know what I was gonna say? Yeah, that she voted for-- 168 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:18,151 I don't think so. No. 169 00:09:18,151 --> 00:09:20,907 - No. No. - That is... 170 00:09:20,907 --> 00:09:24,789 And I said, "Steve, I'm in Bhutan. 171 00:09:24,789 --> 00:09:26,292 I literally don't have the oxygen 172 00:09:26,292 --> 00:09:27,921 to have this conversation right now. 173 00:09:27,921 --> 00:09:29,758 Can you text it to me?" 174 00:09:29,758 --> 00:09:31,637 And he goes, "I don't actually really know 175 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:33,056 how to use my phone." 176 00:09:33,056 --> 00:09:35,728 And so I explain to him: 177 00:09:35,728 --> 00:09:37,272 "Why don't you just dictate 178 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:39,360 what you wanna say to me into your phone, 179 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,531 and then I can read it on my end?" 180 00:09:41,531 --> 00:09:45,288 Is that where he got the idea from? 181 00:09:45,288 --> 00:09:47,250 Shauna, I just wanted to thank you again 182 00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:49,380 for all your help with the wedding. Yeah. 183 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:52,469 We probably just would have gone to a courthouse or something. 184 00:09:52,469 --> 00:09:54,264 So this feels pretty cool, 185 00:09:54,264 --> 00:09:56,603 to bring all the friends back together. 186 00:09:56,603 --> 00:09:58,398 You're so welcome. You guys deserve it. 187 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:00,402 It's truly my pleasure. 188 00:10:00,402 --> 00:10:03,534 - You like that? - Eat my ass, daddy. 189 00:10:03,534 --> 00:10:05,830 Yeah. I'm about to go and eat that ass up, girl. 190 00:10:05,830 --> 00:10:07,709 Eat it, come on. 191 00:10:07,709 --> 00:10:10,798 Hey, Levi. You might wanna plug those headphones in. 192 00:10:10,798 --> 00:10:13,721 Hey, Peggy. Or you can go back to your own seat 193 00:10:13,721 --> 00:10:15,390 and use your own headphones. 194 00:10:15,390 --> 00:10:17,729 Levi is exploring. 195 00:10:17,729 --> 00:10:19,481 Totally, yeah. 196 00:10:19,481 --> 00:10:21,319 We're a sex-positive family. 197 00:10:21,319 --> 00:10:23,406 Cool. All right. Um... 198 00:10:24,576 --> 00:10:26,203 All right. Enjoy your flight. 199 00:10:26,203 --> 00:10:29,209 I'm gonna go to the bathroom, okay? 200 00:10:30,462 --> 00:10:32,007 Yeah, take that dick, girl. 201 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:33,552 Fuck me, daddy. Oh, yeah. 202 00:10:33,552 --> 00:10:34,929 What the fuck? 203 00:10:34,929 --> 00:10:36,600 Oh, harder. Yeah. 204 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,729 Take all that dick, girl. Come on. 205 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:42,069 Oh, thanks, Mani. Oh, this is so fun. 206 00:10:42,069 --> 00:10:44,699 You good? Yeah, I'm good. Thank you. 207 00:10:44,699 --> 00:10:46,661 All right. Well, I have a gift for you. 208 00:10:46,661 --> 00:10:48,039 Ooh. 209 00:10:48,039 --> 00:10:50,669 From a local designer, I got these myself. 210 00:10:50,669 --> 00:10:52,840 Gorgeous. They are beautiful. 211 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,343 Every little touch is amazing. 212 00:10:54,343 --> 00:10:55,428 Mani? Yeah? 213 00:10:55,428 --> 00:10:57,474 Can I just give you these? 214 00:10:57,474 --> 00:10:59,521 For a sec? Yeah. Of course. 215 00:10:59,521 --> 00:11:00,940 Oh, can you be super careful? 216 00:11:00,940 --> 00:11:02,610 I know you're gonna be, but just... 217 00:11:02,610 --> 00:11:06,408 Of course. I got it. I got it. Let's just get you... 218 00:11:06,408 --> 00:11:07,912 You sure? Really-- Yes. 219 00:11:07,912 --> 00:11:09,331 Oh, I'm joking. I got it. 220 00:11:09,331 --> 00:11:10,751 I got it. Don't be... 221 00:11:10,751 --> 00:11:12,420 It's okay. It's okay. 222 00:11:17,139 --> 00:11:18,725 Hi. 223 00:11:18,725 --> 00:11:21,439 Oh, hi. How's it going? 224 00:11:21,439 --> 00:11:23,025 Good. I'm just checking in on you. 225 00:11:23,025 --> 00:11:24,946 Oh, I'm great. Mm? 226 00:11:24,946 --> 00:11:28,035 I'm here, so I'm great. Yeah. How are you? 227 00:11:28,035 --> 00:11:31,375 Great. No, yeah, I'm just-- Yeah, we're really good. Yeah. 228 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:34,507 I was thinking about it recently, you're... 229 00:11:34,507 --> 00:11:37,095 You're the first woman I was ever with, I realized. 230 00:11:37,095 --> 00:11:43,399 And the first person I ever truly opened my heart up to. 231 00:11:43,399 --> 00:11:46,907 I mean, that was the first time I was in love, with you. 232 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,952 Me too, in a lot of ways. Yeah. 233 00:11:48,952 --> 00:11:53,044 That's really the reason I wanted you to write our vows. 234 00:11:53,044 --> 00:11:55,966 No pressure. But I'm honored and I'm excited. 235 00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:56,968 Well, thank you. 236 00:11:56,968 --> 00:11:59,348 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Next. 237 00:11:59,348 --> 00:12:00,976 Oh, I'm up. 238 00:12:02,145 --> 00:12:04,525 Hola. Hola. ¿Que tal? 239 00:12:07,865 --> 00:12:10,411 Perfecto. Muchas gracias. 240 00:12:10,411 --> 00:12:12,750 Have a good day. You too. 241 00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,587 So a gun? 242 00:12:14,587 --> 00:12:17,008 Oh, yeah, yeah. 243 00:12:17,008 --> 00:12:19,263 When I was pregnant with Ani, 244 00:12:19,263 --> 00:12:22,561 I just watched a lot of true crime. 245 00:12:22,561 --> 00:12:25,275 Did you know most neighborhoods have a sex offender 246 00:12:25,275 --> 00:12:27,905 who just hasn't committed a crime yet? 247 00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:33,584 Where are they? I don't know. I'm texting. 248 00:12:33,584 --> 00:12:36,631 Hey, Josh and Lindsey's place has terrible reviews. 249 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:37,967 Look at this. 250 00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:40,013 "Went for a romantic walk with my wife, 251 00:12:40,013 --> 00:12:41,307 celebrating 25 years." 252 00:12:41,307 --> 00:12:43,812 Congratulations. "Found a body." 253 00:12:43,812 --> 00:12:45,189 Oh, that took a turn. 254 00:12:45,189 --> 00:12:46,776 He did like the shrimp, though. 255 00:12:59,677 --> 00:13:01,472 Good to see you, man. How you doing, man? 256 00:13:01,472 --> 00:13:04,937 Goodness. Hi. Hi. I'm so excited. 257 00:13:04,937 --> 00:13:10,239 Oh, my God. Cutie. There she is. 258 00:13:10,239 --> 00:13:12,828 Oh, you smell fabulous. 259 00:13:12,828 --> 00:13:14,081 You are very sticky. 260 00:13:14,081 --> 00:13:16,711 Oh, my God. I am. 261 00:13:16,711 --> 00:13:18,339 You're not wearing shoes at the airport? 262 00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:19,509 No, I'm wearing shoes. 263 00:13:19,509 --> 00:13:20,969 We've got bags. 264 00:13:20,969 --> 00:13:22,389 Honey, I need a hand with this seat. 265 00:13:22,389 --> 00:13:24,059 It's a little bit of a situation. 266 00:13:24,059 --> 00:13:26,230 Oh, okay. Yeah, I got you. 267 00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:27,900 Hey, Mani. Yeah. 268 00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:29,737 Sorry, would you just grab her for just one second? 269 00:13:30,823 --> 00:13:32,576 Yeah. Yeah, go to Mani. 270 00:13:32,576 --> 00:13:35,164 Filled up the boxes, but there's some bungee cords in there. 271 00:13:35,164 --> 00:13:38,588 What? Where? What's up there? 272 00:13:38,588 --> 00:13:40,049 Hmm? 273 00:13:41,845 --> 00:13:43,557 Honey. It's the airplane. 274 00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:45,184 Can I hold? 275 00:13:45,184 --> 00:13:46,478 Yeah. 276 00:13:48,567 --> 00:13:50,069 Hi. 277 00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:52,407 Hi. 278 00:13:54,704 --> 00:13:55,998 Hi. 279 00:14:09,107 --> 00:14:10,109 What? 280 00:14:10,109 --> 00:14:12,030 Oh, no! 281 00:14:12,030 --> 00:14:13,449 Mani, help me! 282 00:14:14,952 --> 00:14:17,666 Is she okay? Is she okay? 283 00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,631 I need a cranial pediatrician. 284 00:15:02,631 --> 00:15:05,804 A cranial pediatrician. Cranial. 285 00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:11,649 Does it hurt? 286 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:14,864 - Hey, guess what? - The flower crowns were a hit. 287 00:15:14,864 --> 00:15:17,995 I know. Everybody was like, "Shauna, you did it again." 288 00:15:17,995 --> 00:15:20,667 It's not about credit, you know, it's just-- Yeah. 289 00:15:28,432 --> 00:15:31,188 Sorry, there is a plug right there, 290 00:15:31,188 --> 00:15:33,233 so if I can just get to it... 291 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:36,114 My cell phone is muerte. 292 00:15:36,114 --> 00:15:38,912 And just make sure they have a vocal stance on pertussis. 293 00:15:38,912 --> 00:15:39,914 Yeah. 294 00:15:40,957 --> 00:15:42,293 What are you doing? 295 00:15:42,293 --> 00:15:44,339 I asked you to get waters. 296 00:15:44,339 --> 00:15:46,511 These are waters. 297 00:15:46,511 --> 00:15:50,017 This is not totally appropriate, Joshua. 298 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,436 Look, it's less waste 299 00:15:51,436 --> 00:15:53,399 and I think some people will appreciate it. 300 00:15:53,399 --> 00:15:55,570 We are in a hospital, not a hammock. 301 00:15:55,570 --> 00:15:57,073 Come here. 302 00:15:57,073 --> 00:15:58,952 Come here. Come on. Come on. 303 00:15:58,952 --> 00:16:04,212 Bring it in. All right. Hey, breathe. That's it. 304 00:16:04,212 --> 00:16:05,966 Do you want a coconut? 305 00:16:07,093 --> 00:16:08,888 No, I'm okay. 306 00:16:08,888 --> 00:16:11,226 Okay. Got them if you want some. 307 00:16:12,478 --> 00:16:14,107 Coconut? 308 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,986 No, those smell awful. 309 00:16:15,986 --> 00:16:19,284 - Feel your heart, okay? - Let me just feel your heart. 310 00:16:19,284 --> 00:16:21,455 You're fine. Breathe. 311 00:16:21,455 --> 00:16:24,085 Hey, guys. Do you want a coconut? 312 00:16:24,085 --> 00:16:25,379 No, thank you, Josh. 313 00:16:25,379 --> 00:16:26,924 A little hydration after... It's okay. 314 00:16:26,924 --> 00:16:28,762 Josh? Thanks, buddy. Thank you. 315 00:16:28,762 --> 00:16:31,349 Deeply, deeply inappropriate. 316 00:16:31,349 --> 00:16:32,644 Okay, man. 317 00:16:32,644 --> 00:16:35,107 Yup. Oh, great. Thanks, man. 318 00:16:35,107 --> 00:16:37,780 All right. Mani's here. Mani's gonna take care of you. 319 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:38,865 He's got it. 320 00:16:44,877 --> 00:16:46,964 Here. We're okay. We're okay. 321 00:16:57,109 --> 00:16:58,738 I was holding her and then... 322 00:17:01,451 --> 00:17:04,124 And then I heard, like, a buzzing and I-- 323 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,211 There was a bee. 324 00:17:07,338 --> 00:17:08,382 I felt... 325 00:17:10,427 --> 00:17:15,396 I felt the sting. I felt a sting, it really hurt. 326 00:17:15,396 --> 00:17:18,778 And then I saw a bee and then I looked down, 327 00:17:18,778 --> 00:17:21,032 and I thought, "Where's the baby?" And then... 328 00:17:25,374 --> 00:17:26,711 Hey, guys. Hey. 329 00:17:32,388 --> 00:17:34,518 She's okay. 330 00:17:34,518 --> 00:17:37,524 They're gonna keep her overnight for observation just to be safe, 331 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,110 but she is totally fine. 332 00:17:39,110 --> 00:17:41,616 Everything's looking good. Really good. 333 00:17:41,616 --> 00:17:45,414 Yeah, she is very resilient. Babies are. 334 00:17:45,414 --> 00:17:49,464 Is Mia...? Do you mind if I just say a very quick hi to... 335 00:17:49,464 --> 00:17:53,263 I don't think that's the best idea right now. 336 00:17:53,263 --> 00:17:54,975 Totally. Yeah. 337 00:17:54,975 --> 00:17:57,522 But what you should do is just 338 00:17:57,522 --> 00:18:00,862 go to the hotel, you know, unpack and settle in. 339 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:05,162 And get the party started and we'll keep you posted, okay? 340 00:18:05,162 --> 00:18:08,293 Peggy, Peggy, you don't want a coconut, do you? 341 00:18:08,293 --> 00:18:11,299 Oh, why, yes, I do. Thank you. I need the electrolytes. 342 00:18:14,765 --> 00:18:17,436 Oh, that's refreshing. 343 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,409 No cervezas. 344 00:19:44,235 --> 00:19:46,322 Um... In el baby. 345 00:19:46,322 --> 00:19:48,034 Uh... In el hospital. 346 00:19:48,034 --> 00:19:50,205 El accidente grande. 347 00:19:50,205 --> 00:19:52,209 To, uh, cabeza. 348 00:19:52,209 --> 00:19:53,671 Thwack. 349 00:19:53,671 --> 00:19:54,715 La cabeza... 350 00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:55,884 Thwack. 351 00:19:57,637 --> 00:20:00,267 These need to be refrigerated. 352 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,146 Of course. 353 00:20:02,146 --> 00:20:04,150 - I'm just gonna say it. - Josh, say it. 354 00:20:04,150 --> 00:20:06,404 I understand that she didn't throw the baby. 355 00:20:06,404 --> 00:20:08,784 No. But I feel like there was something 356 00:20:08,784 --> 00:20:12,124 consciously or subconsciously violent about it. 357 00:20:13,669 --> 00:20:14,838 Was she violent with you? 358 00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,007 What, when we were together? 359 00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:17,176 Yes. No. 360 00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:18,971 I mean, consensually a couple times, 361 00:20:18,971 --> 00:20:20,224 but no, not at all. 362 00:20:20,224 --> 00:20:22,269 Overall, very tender. 363 00:20:25,902 --> 00:20:27,572 You know, we all just-- 364 00:20:27,572 --> 00:20:29,743 We all make mistakes, it could have been me. 365 00:20:29,743 --> 00:20:31,580 It could have been me. 366 00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:34,210 I mean, it wouldn't be, because I would never drop the baby, 367 00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:35,630 but I, uh... 368 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:50,450 What the hell was that? 369 00:20:51,954 --> 00:20:54,041 Hmm? 370 00:20:54,041 --> 00:20:56,630 I went over and I got a chip and I put it in my mouth. 371 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:59,343 Your eyes said a thousand things, 372 00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:01,139 and there was a very long pause 373 00:21:01,139 --> 00:21:03,519 where you could fill in and say I'm not a baby dropper. 374 00:21:03,519 --> 00:21:05,105 Here is all I'm saying. 375 00:21:05,105 --> 00:21:09,113 You have the potential within you to be a baby dropper. 376 00:21:09,113 --> 00:21:11,492 What? You're impatient with me when I'm sick. 377 00:21:11,492 --> 00:21:12,704 You're sick all the time. 378 00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:14,165 I'm not fucking sick all the time. 379 00:21:14,165 --> 00:21:17,171 You're sick frequently. I'm not frequently sick. 380 00:21:17,171 --> 00:21:20,218 I'm occasionally sick. I am normal person sick. 381 00:21:20,218 --> 00:21:22,056 If I counted the times 382 00:21:22,056 --> 00:21:24,603 you've had sunstroke when we've been on this property-- 383 00:21:24,603 --> 00:21:27,274 What, four? I can count them on one hand. 384 00:21:27,274 --> 00:21:30,030 Four? You've had sunstroke four times today. 385 00:21:30,030 --> 00:21:31,700 Fuck you, Lindsey. Fuck you. 386 00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:35,875 We're gonna rename this hotel Sunstroke Josh Hotel. 387 00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:37,921 That's a dumb name for a hotel. 388 00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:40,510 Don't hit me with cilantro. 389 00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:42,012 - You want a micro dose? - Yes. 390 00:21:42,012 --> 00:21:43,264 Yeah, I thought so. 391 00:21:43,264 --> 00:21:44,976 Two, please. 392 00:21:44,976 --> 00:21:50,780 Pop, pop. Mm. Thank you. Thank you, baby. 393 00:21:50,780 --> 00:21:53,994 Of course. Do you know what turned me on? 394 00:21:53,994 --> 00:21:56,667 What? When Lexie dropped that baby... 395 00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:57,752 Babe. 396 00:21:57,752 --> 00:21:59,255 What? No, no, no. 397 00:21:59,255 --> 00:22:02,136 What turned me on was when I realized 398 00:22:02,136 --> 00:22:04,098 that that's something you would never do. 399 00:22:04,098 --> 00:22:06,394 I would never do that. How could you ever drop a baby? 400 00:22:06,394 --> 00:22:08,733 I don't have it in me. You cradle all the babies. 401 00:22:08,733 --> 00:22:09,734 I do. Mm-hm. 402 00:22:09,734 --> 00:22:11,237 And all I have to do 403 00:22:11,237 --> 00:22:13,576 is take care of everyone else and it's really hard. 404 00:22:13,576 --> 00:22:17,709 Well, it's because you are the light. 405 00:22:23,344 --> 00:22:25,892 No, no, no, no, I mean... We could. We could. 406 00:22:25,892 --> 00:22:27,269 We could. 407 00:22:27,269 --> 00:22:31,862 We... Should we? Should we drop a baby? 408 00:22:31,862 --> 00:22:35,368 Should we drop a baby in the show? 409 00:22:35,368 --> 00:22:36,997 We could drop a baby in the show. 410 00:22:36,997 --> 00:22:39,711 We could drop a baby in the show, but I'd feel really bad. 411 00:22:39,711 --> 00:22:42,717 I don't want Lex to feel like we stole the story from her. 412 00:22:42,717 --> 00:22:45,305 It's gonna feel very directly related to what happened. 413 00:22:45,305 --> 00:22:47,059 Truth be known, Lex is a writer. 414 00:22:47,059 --> 00:22:48,436 That's true. 415 00:22:48,436 --> 00:22:49,981 And, you know, she understands talent, 416 00:22:49,981 --> 00:22:51,484 she understands the muse. 417 00:22:51,484 --> 00:22:53,531 When the spirit speaks, you have to listen. 418 00:22:53,531 --> 00:22:55,075 Wow, that's true. You're right. 419 00:22:55,075 --> 00:22:56,787 Yeah. And also, she dropped a baby. 420 00:22:56,787 --> 00:22:58,624 This might be cathartic for her. She did. 421 00:22:58,624 --> 00:23:00,210 How many people have dropped babies? 422 00:23:00,210 --> 00:23:01,588 We could say it's public domain. 423 00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:04,886 Yeah. Come on. You know, like "Happy Birthday." 424 00:23:04,886 --> 00:23:05,888 I love it. 425 00:23:06,974 --> 00:23:09,604 I'm gonna kill her. 426 00:23:09,604 --> 00:23:13,319 Honey, it was an accident. 427 00:23:13,319 --> 00:23:14,781 It could have happened to me. 428 00:23:14,781 --> 00:23:17,160 I'm gonna smash her head with a concrete block 429 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,000 and drop her body in the ocean. 430 00:23:24,466 --> 00:23:28,057 Do you think that maybe you're just feeling 431 00:23:28,057 --> 00:23:30,563 a little extra overprotective lately? 432 00:23:30,563 --> 00:23:32,399 Clearly I didn't do enough. 433 00:23:32,399 --> 00:23:34,988 Someone dropped our baby on the pavement. 434 00:23:36,407 --> 00:23:41,208 It's just like, with the gun and safety drills... 435 00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:43,631 And I saw that you added Joe Rogan 436 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,676 to the Spotify playlist the other day. 437 00:23:47,555 --> 00:23:50,853 What? What does that have to do with anything? 438 00:23:53,776 --> 00:23:55,445 Never mind, okay? 439 00:23:58,368 --> 00:24:00,581 He's a gifted interviewer. 440 00:24:36,987 --> 00:24:38,448 They got calamine lotion. 441 00:24:39,701 --> 00:24:41,580 I don't really need that. 442 00:24:43,207 --> 00:24:47,466 It's for your bee sting. Where is it? 443 00:24:47,466 --> 00:24:49,053 It doesn't hurt anymore. 444 00:24:49,053 --> 00:24:50,639 What are you talking about? Let me see. 445 00:24:50,639 --> 00:24:52,100 It doesn't hurt, babe. Let me see. 446 00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:53,604 I don't wanna be touched right now. 447 00:24:53,604 --> 00:24:55,065 Lexie, where is it? 448 00:24:56,610 --> 00:24:58,697 On my arm. 449 00:24:58,697 --> 00:25:00,993 All right. Okay. Obviously. 450 00:25:03,749 --> 00:25:07,882 I... Can you just give me a little bit of space? 451 00:25:16,023 --> 00:25:17,025 Don't be mad. 452 00:25:17,025 --> 00:25:18,612 I'm not mad. 453 00:25:19,864 --> 00:25:21,743 Then why are you so far away? 454 00:25:23,204 --> 00:25:24,707 I didn't know I was far away. 455 00:25:24,707 --> 00:25:28,757 Can you just get, like, normal close? 456 00:25:44,204 --> 00:25:46,710 Okay. I gotta take a walk. Mm-hm. 457 00:26:04,746 --> 00:26:07,334 The tip of the tongue, the roof of the mouth, 458 00:26:07,334 --> 00:26:09,046 the lips, and the teeth. 459 00:26:09,046 --> 00:26:11,133 The tip of the tongue, the roof of the mouth, 460 00:26:11,133 --> 00:26:12,344 the lips, and the teeth. 461 00:26:16,143 --> 00:26:18,314 What up, no-wanks? 462 00:26:18,314 --> 00:26:20,109 Um... 463 00:26:20,109 --> 00:26:24,786 I, uh-- I forced myself to watch three straight hours 464 00:26:24,786 --> 00:26:29,211 of mid-'90s erotica on the plane ride over here. 465 00:26:29,211 --> 00:26:31,048 Hardest 180 minutes of my life. 466 00:26:32,677 --> 00:26:37,979 It is our biological imperative to spread, 467 00:26:37,979 --> 00:26:39,607 not to waste our seed 468 00:26:39,607 --> 00:26:43,114 and to reclaim our masculinity and our manhood. 469 00:26:43,114 --> 00:26:45,076 Men are meant to go out and hunt 470 00:26:45,076 --> 00:26:47,330 and find their mates and spread their seed. 471 00:26:47,330 --> 00:26:51,130 That is why our mantra is "Cum is for courtship." 472 00:26:51,130 --> 00:26:53,760 Oh, by the way, the "Cum is for courtship" bumper stickers, 473 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,473 they just got printed, like, yesterday. 474 00:26:56,473 --> 00:26:58,937 They are a fucking work of art. 475 00:27:55,884 --> 00:27:56,886 Ma? 476 00:27:57,387 --> 00:27:58,765 I just-- 477 00:27:58,765 --> 00:28:00,561 I wanted to ask you a quick question. 478 00:28:00,561 --> 00:28:01,771 Um... 479 00:28:03,482 --> 00:28:09,244 Ma, like, how common is it for someone to drop a baby? 480 00:28:10,246 --> 00:28:12,751 You know, baby, it happens. 481 00:28:12,751 --> 00:28:15,841 Sometimes parents are overwhelmed, they're tired. 482 00:28:15,841 --> 00:28:17,803 You know, a little too much on the plate, 483 00:28:17,803 --> 00:28:19,557 they may trip and fall, drop the baby, 484 00:28:19,557 --> 00:28:22,938 maybe the baby rolls off the sofa when they're not looking, 485 00:28:22,938 --> 00:28:27,322 but honestly, baby, that's a white people thing. 486 00:28:27,322 --> 00:28:29,451 Black people don't drop babies. 487 00:29:46,522 --> 00:29:49,862 You feeling it? 'Cause my skin is so sensitive right now. 488 00:29:49,862 --> 00:29:53,536 I know. I do. Oh, my gosh. 489 00:29:53,536 --> 00:29:55,498 I was in a boys' home for a couple years 490 00:29:55,498 --> 00:29:56,918 when I was like, 14, 15. 491 00:29:58,212 --> 00:29:59,799 Guys in there would all... 492 00:29:59,799 --> 00:30:01,719 Did what was called a circle jerk. 493 00:30:01,719 --> 00:30:04,265 They said it always feels better 494 00:30:04,265 --> 00:30:06,436 when somebody else whacks their shit. 495 00:30:06,436 --> 00:30:09,860 Hey, Mani. What's up? Get in. Swim to me, man. 496 00:30:11,363 --> 00:30:13,325 Join us, buddy. We've been waiting for you. 497 00:30:13,325 --> 00:30:15,079 How's our girl? Yeah. How's she doing? 498 00:30:15,079 --> 00:30:18,670 She's just taking a walk. She's doing good. 499 00:30:18,670 --> 00:30:20,757 That's good. Here. Doing all right. 500 00:30:20,757 --> 00:30:23,513 Thank you. Appreciate that. 501 00:30:24,765 --> 00:30:25,767 Oh, that feels good. 502 00:30:25,767 --> 00:30:28,147 Yeah. Doesn't it? 503 00:30:28,147 --> 00:30:31,069 I bet, after everything. Mm-hm. 504 00:30:31,069 --> 00:30:32,865 - Hey, what happened? - What happened? 505 00:30:32,865 --> 00:30:34,284 What happened? 506 00:30:35,704 --> 00:30:37,666 Oh-- Heh. 507 00:30:37,666 --> 00:30:40,547 It was those flowers you gave us at the airport, 508 00:30:40,547 --> 00:30:42,634 they attracted... 509 00:30:42,634 --> 00:30:44,805 a group of bees. Yeah. 510 00:30:44,805 --> 00:30:47,101 She said she saw the biggest bee she's ever seen 511 00:30:47,101 --> 00:30:49,732 and it-it stung her. 512 00:30:49,732 --> 00:30:51,443 She said it was like getting stabbed. 513 00:30:51,443 --> 00:30:53,238 Oh, my God. Yeah. 514 00:30:53,238 --> 00:30:54,700 Actually, the bigger the bee, 515 00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:57,998 the more docile they are, generally speaking. 516 00:30:57,998 --> 00:30:59,835 And they hurt less. 517 00:30:59,835 --> 00:31:02,465 - What was that, champ? - Can you project, please? 518 00:31:02,465 --> 00:31:03,676 Use your diaphragm, Lev. 519 00:31:03,676 --> 00:31:06,014 The bigger the bee... Uh-huh. 520 00:31:06,014 --> 00:31:10,356 ...the more docile they are, generally speaking. 521 00:31:11,651 --> 00:31:15,199 There are some insects, though, 522 00:31:15,199 --> 00:31:18,665 that will, um... Yeah. 523 00:31:32,483 --> 00:31:34,445 Oh, no, no. No. 524 00:31:37,619 --> 00:31:39,414 No, no. No, no. 525 00:31:44,173 --> 00:31:45,719 No, no, I have... No, no. 526 00:31:45,719 --> 00:31:49,560 I have... Tengo dinero. No, no. No. 527 00:31:51,689 --> 00:31:52,733 No. 528 00:31:54,737 --> 00:31:56,364 Okay. No. 529 00:31:56,364 --> 00:31:58,410 Do you want it back? No, no, no. 530 00:32:00,707 --> 00:32:02,209 Por favor. Please! No. 531 00:32:05,341 --> 00:32:07,428 Why are you spitting? 532 00:32:26,424 --> 00:32:28,220 Hey. Oh, Mani, Mani, Mani. 533 00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:30,015 Hey, man. What's up, Rob? 534 00:32:30,015 --> 00:32:32,186 I have too much knowledge, you know? 535 00:32:32,186 --> 00:32:33,690 I'm a dictionary 536 00:32:33,690 --> 00:32:36,987 and these motherfuckers is playing Scrabble. 537 00:32:36,987 --> 00:32:38,198 You know? Mm-hm. 538 00:32:38,198 --> 00:32:41,246 Why are you and I the same color, 539 00:32:41,246 --> 00:32:44,002 but different colors? Huh? 540 00:32:45,045 --> 00:32:46,297 Huh? 541 00:32:47,968 --> 00:32:50,055 Yeah. Where's Shauna? 542 00:32:50,055 --> 00:32:51,600 She's everywhere, man. 543 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,437 She's... She... 544 00:32:54,815 --> 00:32:56,944 Her physical body is asleep, 545 00:32:56,944 --> 00:32:59,616 because she micro-doses and then she passes out. 546 00:32:59,616 --> 00:33:02,163 She'll wake up hungry as fuck and super horny, and she'll... 547 00:33:08,050 --> 00:33:11,139 Get off of me! 548 00:33:16,734 --> 00:33:17,903 Hey, Josh. 549 00:33:24,290 --> 00:33:26,336 Oh, Mani. Hey. 550 00:33:26,336 --> 00:33:28,006 Hi, Mani. What's up? 551 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:31,262 I wanna tell you something that I wanna keep between us. 552 00:33:33,935 --> 00:33:39,905 Do you know why some mama wildcats eat their young? 553 00:33:41,449 --> 00:33:42,451 Do you? 554 00:33:42,451 --> 00:33:43,538 Uh-- Hm? 555 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:49,423 You don't know the answer, you don't open the flaps. 556 00:33:50,885 --> 00:33:55,562 It's because they feel malnourished and threatened. 557 00:33:55,562 --> 00:33:59,736 And they don't feel safe and they don't feel supported. 558 00:34:01,991 --> 00:34:03,201 It's that simple. 559 00:34:05,665 --> 00:34:08,504 I love you and I love Lex, 560 00:34:08,504 --> 00:34:11,969 and so I wanted you to know the key to everything. 561 00:34:13,806 --> 00:34:15,350 Also wanted... 562 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,541 Oh, God. Oh, so sexy. 563 00:35:31,210 --> 00:35:32,922 Oh, wow. 564 00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:35,177 Oh, grab her ass. 565 00:35:35,177 --> 00:35:40,228 Oh, so sexy. Oh, God. Okay. Keep it together. 566 00:35:40,228 --> 00:35:42,650 Okay. It's too much. Okay. 567 00:35:42,650 --> 00:35:44,946 Hey. Lindsey? Josh? Huh? 568 00:35:44,946 --> 00:35:48,328 Say something for the baby. I don't know, my... 569 00:35:48,328 --> 00:35:51,250 For the baby? My mom, my adoptive mom, 570 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,923 is making me make a video about the baby and... 571 00:35:53,923 --> 00:35:56,177 Oh. Um... Hi, Baby Ani! 572 00:35:56,177 --> 00:35:57,847 Hi, Annie! It's good to... 573 00:35:57,847 --> 00:35:59,518 Ani. It's Baby Ani. Yeah. 574 00:35:59,518 --> 00:36:03,108 Baby Ani, we love you, We love you. 575 00:36:03,108 --> 00:36:04,694 so much, and... 576 00:36:04,694 --> 00:36:06,489 Get better. Feel it in your bones 577 00:36:06,489 --> 00:36:08,994 when it's the right time to leave the hospital. 578 00:36:10,455 --> 00:36:11,959 Is that it? 579 00:36:11,959 --> 00:36:15,006 Yeah, yeah, that's it. Mani. 580 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:19,265 Do you wanna say something for the baby that Lex dropped? 581 00:36:19,265 --> 00:36:21,937 Hey, Ani. It's Uncle Mani. 582 00:36:21,937 --> 00:36:24,985 Uh... Listen, Auntie Lex and I, 583 00:36:24,985 --> 00:36:27,406 we are always thinking about you, 584 00:36:27,406 --> 00:36:29,911 and we are holding you in our prayers. 585 00:36:29,911 --> 00:36:31,582 We can't wait to see you again. 586 00:36:34,546 --> 00:36:35,923 What? 587 00:36:35,923 --> 00:36:38,428 No, it's just a bold move. 588 00:36:39,806 --> 00:36:43,062 To stand by your female like that 589 00:36:43,062 --> 00:36:46,277 while she's clearly lying to you because she doesn't respect you. 590 00:36:48,114 --> 00:36:49,283 What? 591 00:36:49,283 --> 00:36:51,037 But beta is the new alpha, right? 592 00:36:52,832 --> 00:36:55,713 No, I mean, beta's in, right? 593 00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:56,924 I heard you. It's a joke. 594 00:36:56,924 --> 00:36:58,176 Yeah. I'm being sarcastic. 595 00:36:58,176 --> 00:36:59,679 Uh-huh. 596 00:36:59,679 --> 00:37:02,226 Find that bee sting yet? 597 00:37:02,226 --> 00:37:05,858 No sting, no dick. That's my advice. 598 00:37:05,858 --> 00:37:07,110 Thank you. 599 00:37:34,791 --> 00:37:37,129 Oh, Lord. Oh, perfect. 600 00:37:37,129 --> 00:37:38,256 Hey. 601 00:37:39,425 --> 00:37:41,220 Lex, Lex, Lex. 602 00:37:42,431 --> 00:37:43,600 Brought you a taco. 603 00:37:45,103 --> 00:37:46,105 Eat up, baby. 604 00:37:47,859 --> 00:37:50,113 Here you go. Here you go, baby. 605 00:37:51,324 --> 00:37:52,994 What are you doing out here, baby? 606 00:37:54,706 --> 00:37:57,127 I got a message that something was wrong with me. 607 00:38:01,595 --> 00:38:04,851 Okay. But I feel better right now. 608 00:38:04,851 --> 00:38:07,774 Good. Good. I'm glad you feel better. 609 00:38:07,774 --> 00:38:10,320 So let's get you inside and get you some clothes. 610 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:11,865 Where are your clothes? 611 00:38:11,865 --> 00:38:15,455 Behind the-- Behind the gray rock. 612 00:38:39,838 --> 00:38:42,050 Oh, it's so pitchy. 613 00:38:42,050 --> 00:38:44,764 It's, like... It's very hard to hear. 614 00:39:03,677 --> 00:39:05,054 Mm... 615 00:39:12,068 --> 00:39:13,321 I blacked out. 616 00:39:14,532 --> 00:39:16,285 Wow. How... 617 00:39:16,285 --> 00:39:18,540 How long did you practice that? 618 00:39:18,540 --> 00:39:20,001 That was our first time. 619 00:39:20,001 --> 00:39:21,212 We just made it up. 620 00:39:21,212 --> 00:39:23,382 Well, good job. Yerp. 621 00:39:24,677 --> 00:39:28,309 You know, we've been feeling very... 622 00:39:28,309 --> 00:39:30,230 ahem, selfish. 623 00:39:30,230 --> 00:39:32,400 Selfish lately. Lately. 624 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:36,743 With us just keeping this property just to ourselves. 625 00:39:36,743 --> 00:39:38,162 - Hm. Yeah. - Yeah. 626 00:39:38,162 --> 00:39:41,335 It's funny, we've just begun discussing 627 00:39:41,335 --> 00:39:44,258 the possibility of bringing on 628 00:39:44,258 --> 00:39:48,099 some likeminded investors who are in... 629 00:39:48,099 --> 00:39:49,561 In the family. 630 00:39:49,561 --> 00:39:52,692 Yeah. Somebody who's in spiritual alignment 631 00:39:52,692 --> 00:39:53,860 with our mission here. 632 00:39:53,860 --> 00:39:55,531 Wow. 633 00:39:55,531 --> 00:39:56,950 I'm sure you'll find that. 634 00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,583 - Hey. - Hey, guys. 635 00:40:00,583 --> 00:40:01,918 Hey, guys. 636 00:40:03,630 --> 00:40:06,427 You guys doing okay? 637 00:40:06,427 --> 00:40:07,555 We're good. 638 00:40:10,018 --> 00:40:11,605 That didn't look right. 639 00:40:18,577 --> 00:40:21,583 Sand flea bites hurt really bad. Yeah? 640 00:40:21,583 --> 00:40:22,585 Yeah. 641 00:40:24,046 --> 00:40:27,052 But they're, like, not as bad as the bee sting. 642 00:40:27,052 --> 00:40:30,224 That was, like, the worst pain of my life, so... 643 00:40:31,645 --> 00:40:33,565 I don't think I'm allergic or anything. 644 00:40:33,565 --> 00:40:34,901 Ow! 645 00:40:34,901 --> 00:40:37,072 Ooh. I'm sorry, baby. 646 00:40:38,617 --> 00:40:39,661 It's okay. 647 00:40:42,332 --> 00:40:45,254 Okay, are we good? Yeah. We're good. 648 00:40:51,350 --> 00:40:52,895 You're gonna use my toothbrush? 649 00:40:56,485 --> 00:40:58,949 Is that okay? Yeah. 650 00:41:00,703 --> 00:41:01,913 Are you sure? 651 00:41:02,915 --> 00:41:03,917 Yeah. 652 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,804 It's just funny... 653 00:41:09,804 --> 00:41:13,185 because I remember reminding you about packing your toothbrush. 654 00:41:14,522 --> 00:41:16,776 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 655 00:41:16,776 --> 00:41:18,613 You did. Sorry. 656 00:41:29,092 --> 00:41:31,472 Yeah. 657 00:41:36,064 --> 00:41:37,108 You want a turn? 658 00:42:30,632 --> 00:42:32,511 Guess who's ovulating? 659 00:42:33,805 --> 00:42:35,809 Lucky you. Yeah. 660 00:42:35,809 --> 00:42:38,940 Wake up, little guy. Big guy. 661 00:42:41,613 --> 00:42:42,781 Wake up. 662 00:42:42,781 --> 00:42:44,075 Oh, yeah. 663 00:42:47,081 --> 00:42:52,133 Does that feel good? Get it to-- You're not really like... 664 00:42:53,803 --> 00:42:55,557 Do you wanna try doggy or something? 665 00:42:55,557 --> 00:42:57,686 Do it until it get hard. 666 00:42:57,686 --> 00:42:59,690 Do it until it get hard. 667 00:42:59,690 --> 00:43:04,282 Do it until it get hard. Stop saying that. Oh, yeah. 668 00:43:04,282 --> 00:43:07,288 Okay. Yeah. 669 00:43:07,288 --> 00:43:08,708 Yeah. 670 00:43:08,708 --> 00:43:09,794 Do you feel it? 671 00:43:09,794 --> 00:43:11,088 Yeah. 672 00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:12,173 How about now? 673 00:43:12,173 --> 00:43:13,510 Yeah. You got this. 674 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:17,267 Put a baby in me, baby. Yeah. 675 00:43:17,267 --> 00:43:19,605 Oh, yeah. Let's make some twins. 676 00:43:19,605 --> 00:43:22,945 Oh, yeah. Let's make some triplets. 677 00:43:22,945 --> 00:43:24,406 I'mma make them identical. 678 00:43:24,406 --> 00:43:25,784 Knock me up. 679 00:43:25,784 --> 00:43:27,120 It's getting me hard, baby. 680 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:28,122 Yeah. 681 00:43:28,122 --> 00:43:29,709 It's getting me hard. 682 00:43:29,709 --> 00:43:31,378 Put it in. 683 00:43:31,378 --> 00:43:33,132 I'm losing it. Losing it. 684 00:43:33,132 --> 00:43:35,094 You want a blow job? 685 00:43:35,094 --> 00:43:36,931 Yeah. Can you suck it? Little blowie? 686 00:43:36,931 --> 00:43:41,398 Can you suck it? Thank you. This has never happened before. 687 00:43:46,993 --> 00:43:48,747 Hey, schmoog. 688 00:43:48,747 --> 00:43:49,790 Hey. 689 00:43:50,917 --> 00:43:52,420 Here I come. 690 00:43:54,007 --> 00:43:57,138 Coming for you. The love monster. 691 00:43:59,894 --> 00:44:03,233 You don't have to feel bad. It's so not a big deal. 692 00:44:05,196 --> 00:44:08,995 And I know I was kind of crazy last night. 693 00:44:08,995 --> 00:44:10,582 I feel so much better now, 694 00:44:10,582 --> 00:44:13,671 and you don't have to worry about me anymore, okay? 695 00:44:13,671 --> 00:44:16,677 And just relax. Gonna party. 696 00:44:16,677 --> 00:44:18,765 ♪ Par-tay! ♪ 697 00:44:20,894 --> 00:44:23,148 We're gonna... ♪ Par-tay! ♪ 698 00:44:23,148 --> 00:44:25,695 There's the laugh. 699 00:44:25,695 --> 00:44:27,490 It's gonna be so fun. 700 00:44:27,490 --> 00:44:28,618 Fuck you. 701 00:44:30,329 --> 00:44:32,500 Love you. You're stupid. 702 00:44:34,212 --> 00:44:36,926 This is tocino de betabel. 703 00:44:36,926 --> 00:44:38,972 Which is a beetroot bacon 704 00:44:38,972 --> 00:44:40,559 that we make here on the property. 705 00:44:40,559 --> 00:44:41,894 That's good. Thank you. 706 00:44:41,894 --> 00:44:43,523 And I don't know if you've had these before, 707 00:44:43,523 --> 00:44:45,443 but these are huevos de tortuga, 708 00:44:45,443 --> 00:44:49,325 a sea turtle egg that we forage here on the property. 709 00:44:49,325 --> 00:44:51,037 Those are endangered, I'm pretty sure. 710 00:44:51,037 --> 00:44:52,958 For the new website. Oh, yeah. 711 00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:54,460 That's great. 712 00:44:54,460 --> 00:44:56,632 Can you ask her to delete that, please? 713 00:44:56,632 --> 00:44:58,177 Okay. Calm down. Yeah, of course. 714 00:44:58,177 --> 00:45:00,306 Oh, that's... Hey, Lindsey? Hm? 715 00:45:00,306 --> 00:45:01,767 The photo you just took? 716 00:45:01,767 --> 00:45:03,938 We feel uncomfortable with things like that 717 00:45:03,938 --> 00:45:06,193 because of the geolocation... Yeah. 718 00:45:06,193 --> 00:45:08,197 We've had a lot of people... It's a beautiful shot. 719 00:45:08,197 --> 00:45:09,617 You wanna see it, or...? 720 00:45:09,617 --> 00:45:11,244 No. Guys, it's just for-- 721 00:45:11,244 --> 00:45:12,664 It's our friends. 722 00:45:12,664 --> 00:45:14,250 Oh, yes! It's just, you know... The website. 723 00:45:14,250 --> 00:45:16,129 This is beautiful... I'll delete it. 724 00:45:16,129 --> 00:45:17,298 Thanks. You're the best. 725 00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:19,135 No problem, no problem. Okay, great. 726 00:45:19,135 --> 00:45:20,764 Good vibes only. 727 00:45:20,764 --> 00:45:22,391 Lindsey. Hm? 728 00:45:22,391 --> 00:45:24,020 Can you delete that photo too? 729 00:45:24,020 --> 00:45:26,651 It was mostly the-- Sounded like you took another. 730 00:45:26,651 --> 00:45:28,738 The idea was... It was mostly the food. 731 00:45:28,738 --> 00:45:30,115 What I'm gonna need you to do... 732 00:45:30,115 --> 00:45:31,702 I deleted it. Lindsey? 733 00:45:31,702 --> 00:45:34,249 Can you just go into your recently deleted folder 734 00:45:34,249 --> 00:45:35,752 and delete all? 735 00:45:35,752 --> 00:45:38,006 All the way. I need you to clear it. 736 00:45:38,006 --> 00:45:39,718 I say this from the bottom of my heart, 737 00:45:39,718 --> 00:45:40,971 are you fucking kidding me? 738 00:45:40,971 --> 00:45:42,849 Lindsey... All right. I'll do it. 739 00:45:42,849 --> 00:45:44,352 Babe, babe, babe. I'm just getting upset. 740 00:45:44,352 --> 00:45:46,607 We put a nice... These are-- 741 00:45:46,607 --> 00:45:48,945 - It's everybody's vacation. - Exactly. 742 00:45:48,945 --> 00:45:52,368 We want everyone to feel comfortable. So there we go. 743 00:45:52,368 --> 00:45:54,999 You're awesome. You could be-- Hey, guys. 744 00:45:54,999 --> 00:45:56,376 Yo! Hi, Mani. 745 00:45:56,376 --> 00:45:57,713 Be supportive. 746 00:45:57,713 --> 00:46:01,303 Guys, welcome. Welcome, friends. Thanks. 747 00:46:01,303 --> 00:46:03,975 Look at you, you look... You look. 748 00:46:03,975 --> 00:46:05,687 Wow. Thanks. 749 00:46:05,687 --> 00:46:09,862 I know you guys all saw me last night. I'm so embarrassed. 750 00:46:09,862 --> 00:46:12,408 - A little cuckoo. - We did, but... 751 00:46:13,828 --> 00:46:15,122 No, we just... 752 00:46:15,122 --> 00:46:17,376 To be completely honest, I don't even... 753 00:46:17,376 --> 00:46:19,380 It's okay. Um... 754 00:46:19,380 --> 00:46:24,307 I was really nervous about facing all of you. 755 00:46:24,307 --> 00:46:26,061 Um... 756 00:46:26,061 --> 00:46:30,027 And so I kind of just wanted to go in the ocean and just... 757 00:46:31,572 --> 00:46:34,202 you know, be gone forever, sort of. 758 00:46:34,202 --> 00:46:35,830 Please don't do that to yourself. 759 00:46:35,830 --> 00:46:39,546 - We love you so much. So much. - I love you guys. 760 00:46:39,546 --> 00:46:43,680 And I just wanna say that you're always there for me. 761 00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,265 Always. Always. 762 00:46:45,265 --> 00:46:47,896 And I thank you. Seriously. 763 00:46:47,896 --> 00:46:51,862 I'm here for you, baby. Okay? 764 00:46:51,862 --> 00:46:54,743 - How are you doing, buddy? - I'm good. 765 00:46:54,743 --> 00:46:56,872 She's good, I'm good. So... 766 00:46:56,872 --> 00:46:58,417 So amazing. 767 00:46:58,417 --> 00:47:00,379 We don't really ask men how they're doing enough. 768 00:47:00,379 --> 00:47:02,551 True. Well, it's a societal thing. 769 00:47:02,551 --> 00:47:05,724 A big night for everybody. Yeah. 770 00:47:05,724 --> 00:47:08,145 - It was a weird day. - Yes. 771 00:47:08,145 --> 00:47:10,357 Right? Like, was it weird? We can all agree. 772 00:47:10,357 --> 00:47:13,363 All right. It was weird. I'm glad someone said it. 773 00:47:13,363 --> 00:47:14,867 It was fucking weird. 774 00:47:16,662 --> 00:47:19,500 So that's just-- That's how I feel. 775 00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:21,212 I'll also say this. Like, you know, 776 00:47:21,212 --> 00:47:23,133 when we got off the plane... 777 00:47:24,553 --> 00:47:26,473 I was so excited to be here. 778 00:47:26,473 --> 00:47:30,815 And I remember holding the baby and feeling... 779 00:47:34,907 --> 00:47:38,789 Feeling really, like, ready to be a dad. 780 00:47:38,789 --> 00:47:40,000 Aw... 781 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,504 Yes. 782 00:47:41,504 --> 00:47:43,508 It felt really good, man. 783 00:47:43,508 --> 00:47:45,302 Oh! 784 00:47:45,302 --> 00:47:47,766 Look who it is! 785 00:47:47,766 --> 00:47:51,189 - It's all your friends. - Look at her hat. 786 00:47:51,189 --> 00:47:54,111 Oh, my God. Look at her hat. Look at her amazing hat. 787 00:47:54,111 --> 00:47:55,990 This is her fancy new hat 788 00:47:55,990 --> 00:47:58,453 that she has to wear for a little while. 789 00:47:58,453 --> 00:47:59,873 Three months. Three months. 790 00:47:59,873 --> 00:48:02,587 - Okay. - That's a long time. 791 00:48:02,587 --> 00:48:05,760 But she's okay? She's okay. 792 00:48:07,096 --> 00:48:08,473 - I'm really sorry. - It's okay. 793 00:48:08,473 --> 00:48:12,189 Accidents happen, and everything is fine. 794 00:48:12,189 --> 00:48:14,570 Do you wanna go say hi to Auntie Lex? 795 00:48:14,570 --> 00:48:18,410 I don't want you to feel like you have to do that because... 796 00:48:18,410 --> 00:48:23,588 No, she's okay. You're safe. You're safe. It's okay. 797 00:48:23,588 --> 00:48:26,927 Yes. Yes. Yup. 798 00:48:28,723 --> 00:48:30,267 It's okay. 799 00:48:31,896 --> 00:48:33,106 Hi, honey. 800 00:48:34,025 --> 00:48:35,235 I'm so sorry. 801 00:48:36,739 --> 00:48:37,824 I love you. 802 00:48:39,912 --> 00:48:44,045 Can I give you a kiss? Is that okay? Can I give you a kiss? 803 00:48:44,045 --> 00:48:45,339 Right on the little helmet. 804 00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:47,761 Can I give you a little kiss? 805 00:48:48,763 --> 00:48:51,685 Okay. All right. Back to Mama. 806 00:48:51,685 --> 00:48:54,691 Back to Mama. Good job. Okay. 807 00:49:00,745 --> 00:49:02,373 Sorry. Yeah, I-- 808 00:49:02,373 --> 00:49:04,711 We haven't eaten yet and I guess that was like a... 809 00:49:06,047 --> 00:49:07,341 hungry burp. 810 00:49:19,533 --> 00:49:21,745 I don't know where I come up with ideas like this, 811 00:49:21,745 --> 00:49:24,375 but I definitely have learned to get out of their way 812 00:49:24,375 --> 00:49:25,795 when they come into the dome. 813 00:49:25,795 --> 00:49:27,966 The restaurant is called Starved. 814 00:49:27,966 --> 00:49:32,182 What we do, we lock you in a dark room for 48 hours, right? 815 00:49:32,182 --> 00:49:34,896 No light, no food, no water. It's wet. 816 00:49:34,896 --> 00:49:37,652 I'd take your clothes if I could, but that'd be illegal. 817 00:49:37,652 --> 00:49:39,906 Actually surprised, 'cause this is 818 00:49:39,906 --> 00:49:42,871 kind of new for you and your natural lifestyle. 819 00:49:42,871 --> 00:49:46,377 Oh, well, I do dabble sometimes, 820 00:49:46,377 --> 00:49:50,928 but just with plant drugs, so... 821 00:49:50,928 --> 00:49:52,599 I let you out. 822 00:49:52,599 --> 00:49:56,565 And I give you one single red ripe tomato. 823 00:49:56,565 --> 00:49:57,859 Ah. 824 00:49:57,859 --> 00:49:59,905 One tomato. 825 00:49:59,905 --> 00:50:01,950 That's it? 826 00:50:01,950 --> 00:50:03,829 Exactly. 827 00:50:03,829 --> 00:50:06,960 Yeah, this is a... What is it? Cacao plant? 828 00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,129 Is that what it is? 829 00:50:08,129 --> 00:50:09,549 Oh, that's chocolate. 830 00:50:09,549 --> 00:50:11,637 Oh, I definitely-- I can't have chocolate. 831 00:50:11,637 --> 00:50:13,139 That's very bad for me. 832 00:50:13,139 --> 00:50:17,272 So this is coco, from Colombia. 833 00:50:17,272 --> 00:50:18,651 Okay. 834 00:50:18,651 --> 00:50:21,405 I'm so happy we found love, because-- 835 00:50:21,405 --> 00:50:23,076 Man, I don't know about you, Josh, 836 00:50:23,076 --> 00:50:24,830 but when Lex and I broke up, I was-- 837 00:50:24,830 --> 00:50:26,457 I mean... Fucking destroyed. 838 00:50:26,457 --> 00:50:28,169 Devastated. Fucking destroyed. 839 00:50:28,169 --> 00:50:30,423 And the chemical connection we had was out of this world. 840 00:50:30,423 --> 00:50:33,304 She said to me, and, you know, we've talked about this. 841 00:50:33,304 --> 00:50:36,562 She said that, sexually, she'd never been satisfied by anyone 842 00:50:36,562 --> 00:50:38,774 the way that, you know, I had, but... 843 00:50:38,774 --> 00:50:40,903 I think she said that to everybody. 844 00:50:40,903 --> 00:50:42,030 Best sex of my life. 845 00:50:42,030 --> 00:50:43,283 Come here. 846 00:50:47,750 --> 00:50:50,756 You're great. I miss you. 847 00:50:50,756 --> 00:50:52,552 I miss you too. Yeah. 848 00:50:52,552 --> 00:50:53,971 You know, you always think 849 00:50:53,971 --> 00:50:55,683 you're gonna be one of those moms. 850 00:50:55,683 --> 00:50:57,436 "No, everything's gonna be the same. 851 00:50:57,436 --> 00:51:00,610 I'm just gonna have this new person in my life." But no. 852 00:51:00,610 --> 00:51:03,197 No. Different place. The world is a different place. 853 00:51:03,197 --> 00:51:04,618 My eyes have been opened. 854 00:51:04,618 --> 00:51:07,832 Yes. I mean, before I adopted Levi, 855 00:51:07,832 --> 00:51:10,546 I was so selfish, you know? 856 00:51:10,546 --> 00:51:11,548 Yeah. I know. 857 00:51:11,548 --> 00:51:13,552 And now, I mean, 858 00:51:13,552 --> 00:51:16,015 everything I do is for everybody else. 859 00:51:16,015 --> 00:51:17,059 Sure. So I get it. 860 00:51:20,065 --> 00:51:23,697 Are you sure you're actually wanting to have a baby? 861 00:51:23,697 --> 00:51:24,699 Yes. 862 00:51:25,993 --> 00:51:28,373 Okay. Yes. Yeah. 863 00:51:28,373 --> 00:51:31,755 That's very good, 'cause, you know, it's like suicide. 864 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:33,717 What? 865 00:51:33,717 --> 00:51:37,224 Well, you know, things you can't undo in your life. 866 00:51:37,224 --> 00:51:41,692 Okay. Having a baby, committing suicide, 867 00:51:41,692 --> 00:51:44,698 renouncing your US citizenship for a dream. 868 00:51:46,450 --> 00:51:49,289 So you're sure? I'm sure. Yeah. 869 00:51:49,289 --> 00:51:51,920 Okay. Okay. Why do you keep--? Yes. 870 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,091 I don't know. There's an energy I want multiple. 871 00:51:54,091 --> 00:51:57,222 I'm getting that's just a little resistant. 872 00:51:57,222 --> 00:51:59,519 There was this one case, Gerard Watkins. 873 00:51:59,519 --> 00:52:02,274 It was an attempted robbery. 874 00:52:02,274 --> 00:52:06,365 He killed a guy in a convenience store and it was just-- 875 00:52:06,365 --> 00:52:09,581 I was like, "Yeah, but does he deserve to die for that?" 876 00:52:09,581 --> 00:52:12,169 And, you know, we fought for him. 877 00:52:12,169 --> 00:52:14,173 He got a lighter sentence. 878 00:52:14,173 --> 00:52:16,260 He's still around. 879 00:52:16,260 --> 00:52:20,853 And then I was like, "Wait a second. A man was murdered. 880 00:52:20,853 --> 00:52:26,197 He has a mom. He was once a baby in that mom's arms." 881 00:52:26,197 --> 00:52:29,119 Gerard should've died. 882 00:52:29,119 --> 00:52:31,457 And that man's mom should have watched him die, 883 00:52:31,457 --> 00:52:36,133 and she should have decided how painful it gets to be. 884 00:52:36,133 --> 00:52:38,889 Like, you know that death rattle they talk about? 885 00:52:38,889 --> 00:52:41,937 She should have gotten to feel the death rattle. 886 00:52:41,937 --> 00:52:44,316 My husband will never not be sweating. 887 00:52:46,738 --> 00:52:48,074 He's a little moist, yeah. 888 00:52:48,074 --> 00:52:50,746 We moved to an island, 889 00:52:50,746 --> 00:52:54,796 and now he's just forever dripping. 890 00:52:54,796 --> 00:52:57,844 Yeah. And you laugh, but honestly, 891 00:52:57,844 --> 00:53:00,265 we're having problems sexually because of it. 892 00:53:00,265 --> 00:53:02,185 I don't know what it is down here. 893 00:53:02,185 --> 00:53:04,816 If it's the heat, 894 00:53:04,816 --> 00:53:10,201 or if it's the stress of running a hospitality business, or... 895 00:53:14,126 --> 00:53:17,215 if it's just something she's been eating. 896 00:53:17,215 --> 00:53:20,556 But it's gotten worse... 897 00:53:21,975 --> 00:53:26,776 and worse and worse, and now it's really like... 898 00:53:28,112 --> 00:53:30,325 It's as if we're about to be intimate 899 00:53:30,325 --> 00:53:33,624 and my husband's just been through a carwash, 900 00:53:33,624 --> 00:53:36,212 but his body is the car. 901 00:53:36,212 --> 00:53:37,548 And I just... 902 00:53:39,761 --> 00:53:44,604 For me, my arousal goes to an all-time low. 903 00:53:44,604 --> 00:53:47,735 And it's funny because he's the wettest he's ever been 904 00:53:47,735 --> 00:53:49,363 and I couldn't be drier. 905 00:53:51,534 --> 00:53:54,666 I just miss the old smell of my wife's vagina. 906 00:54:05,562 --> 00:54:06,690 I hate my life. 907 00:54:07,817 --> 00:54:09,529 What? I just-- 908 00:54:09,529 --> 00:54:13,662 I wish sometimes that I could just be in the middle of a mall. 909 00:54:13,662 --> 00:54:17,127 I wanna go to the movies and I wanna watch a Marvel movie. 910 00:54:17,127 --> 00:54:18,797 And I wanna root for the... 911 00:54:21,010 --> 00:54:23,598 The man who flies who's red. The... 912 00:54:25,226 --> 00:54:28,775 Superman. I wanna root for Superman. 913 00:54:28,775 --> 00:54:31,447 Yeah, no. Yeah. And wear deodorant or... 914 00:54:32,575 --> 00:54:34,912 Well, I wear deodorant. 915 00:54:34,912 --> 00:54:36,750 Yes. No, I know. 916 00:54:36,750 --> 00:54:37,960 And I love my deodorant. 917 00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:39,797 I would never put aluminum on my body. 918 00:54:39,797 --> 00:54:41,801 No, no, no, no, no. 919 00:54:41,801 --> 00:54:46,101 I make it with this arrowroot powder and a hint of mint. 920 00:54:46,101 --> 00:54:49,232 Oh... And there's a coconut base... 921 00:54:49,232 --> 00:54:51,821 I can make you some, if you'd like. 922 00:54:53,282 --> 00:54:56,581 Yes. Thank you. 923 00:54:56,581 --> 00:54:58,334 It smells so bad. 924 00:54:58,334 --> 00:55:00,296 Have you ever tried durian fruit? 925 00:55:00,296 --> 00:55:03,010 All right. It's experimental, but I know it does work. 926 00:55:03,010 --> 00:55:04,680 Try turmeric paste. 927 00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:06,350 You're gonna have to apply it directly to the labia. 928 00:55:06,350 --> 00:55:10,316 Okay. Okay. All right. We're done. 929 00:55:10,316 --> 00:55:12,863 I don't wanna have this conversation anymore. 930 00:55:12,863 --> 00:55:14,534 It makes me uncomfortable. 931 00:55:14,534 --> 00:55:16,412 So I would appreciate it if we 932 00:55:16,412 --> 00:55:18,792 wouldn't talk about our wives' vaginas. 933 00:55:18,792 --> 00:55:20,546 Please? Thank you. 934 00:55:22,048 --> 00:55:24,386 I'm gonna be honest with you, Josh, like... 935 00:55:25,639 --> 00:55:27,183 Women at an early age are taught 936 00:55:27,183 --> 00:55:29,187 to be ashamed of their vaginas, 937 00:55:29,187 --> 00:55:32,193 so it kind of felt like you were doing some misogynistic attack. 938 00:55:32,193 --> 00:55:35,241 How would you like if your wife made fun of your smelly dick? 939 00:55:35,241 --> 00:55:37,621 If you had a smelly dick. How would it make you feel? 940 00:55:37,621 --> 00:55:39,834 Would it make you feel bad? It'd make you feel bad? 941 00:55:39,834 --> 00:55:41,128 Don't touch me, man! 942 00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:46,556 You, the idea for your restaurant is morally offensive. 943 00:55:46,556 --> 00:55:47,892 Move. 944 00:55:47,892 --> 00:55:49,896 Fuck. What the fuck? 945 00:55:56,450 --> 00:55:57,536 Can I sit here? 946 00:56:04,299 --> 00:56:05,552 I'm sorry. 947 00:56:07,681 --> 00:56:10,061 I'm so sorry. 948 00:56:10,061 --> 00:56:12,273 I don't even have the words, really, to... 949 00:56:16,741 --> 00:56:18,578 say how sorry that I am. 950 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:27,387 But I'm totally fine if you don't want me to write the vows, 951 00:56:27,387 --> 00:56:29,892 or even come to the ceremony. 952 00:56:37,533 --> 00:56:39,494 Ah! 953 00:56:42,668 --> 00:56:49,222 Lex? Lex? I love you. I love you. 954 00:56:49,222 --> 00:56:52,145 Lex, I love you. 955 00:56:52,145 --> 00:56:55,652 And one day you're gonna have your own beautiful baby. 956 00:56:55,652 --> 00:56:56,696 You are. 957 00:56:56,696 --> 00:56:59,660 I know it. I know these things. 958 00:56:59,660 --> 00:57:05,631 And I'm gonna be the godmother, because who else would it be? 959 00:57:05,631 --> 00:57:08,469 And you have to write the vows. 960 00:57:08,469 --> 00:57:11,350 Who else is gonna write the vows? 961 00:57:12,519 --> 00:57:14,272 Me? Yeah. 962 00:57:14,272 --> 00:57:16,819 You're gonna write the vows, 963 00:57:16,819 --> 00:57:19,825 'cause you can't let me down again. 964 00:57:19,825 --> 00:57:22,330 You can't cross Mia twice. 965 00:57:24,042 --> 00:57:27,841 And I love you. I do. But... I love you. 966 00:57:27,841 --> 00:57:30,388 I miss what we had physically. 967 00:57:30,388 --> 00:57:33,853 I know. I know. I see it in your eyes. 968 00:57:33,853 --> 00:57:37,653 But, Lex, I'm getting married. 969 00:57:37,653 --> 00:57:39,406 Oh... I'm getting married. 970 00:57:39,406 --> 00:57:42,412 So you're gonna write the vows, 971 00:57:42,412 --> 00:57:48,257 and we're gonna have those memories forever. 972 00:57:51,597 --> 00:57:54,018 Okay? Yeah. 973 00:57:54,018 --> 00:57:56,774 Mia, where's the gun? 974 00:57:58,444 --> 00:58:02,536 Don't worry about the gun. The gun is safe. 975 00:58:02,536 --> 00:58:04,540 I put the gun-- 976 00:58:04,540 --> 00:58:08,422 The gun knows where it is. It's safe. 977 00:58:23,035 --> 00:58:25,414 It's so pretty. 978 00:58:25,414 --> 00:58:26,834 Yeah. 979 00:58:26,834 --> 00:58:28,337 You okay? 980 00:58:28,337 --> 00:58:32,261 I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm fine. 981 00:58:32,261 --> 00:58:34,349 Okay. But I'm just-- 982 00:58:34,349 --> 00:58:37,480 I don't want people to keep asking me if I'm okay. I'm... 983 00:58:38,733 --> 00:58:40,444 Sorry. 984 00:58:40,444 --> 00:58:42,658 I just don't wanna be on this boat anymore. 985 00:58:44,578 --> 00:58:47,626 I wanna go home. I don't wanna be with these people. 986 00:58:48,795 --> 00:58:50,464 Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. 987 00:58:50,464 --> 00:58:52,093 I think that it's fine. 988 00:58:52,093 --> 00:58:53,930 I don't think anyone will care if we head back now. 989 00:58:55,099 --> 00:58:57,395 You can stay. I'll be fine. 990 00:58:59,399 --> 00:59:00,694 I'm just gonna swim. 991 00:59:01,654 --> 00:59:03,825 What? 992 00:59:03,825 --> 00:59:04,910 I'm gonna swim. 993 00:59:04,910 --> 00:59:07,081 I think that the shore 994 00:59:07,081 --> 00:59:09,252 is probably much farther away than it looks, 995 00:59:09,252 --> 00:59:11,716 and you're not a super strong swimmer, so... 996 00:59:14,304 --> 00:59:15,724 Don't do it. 997 00:59:20,482 --> 00:59:22,529 Be careful! 998 00:59:25,075 --> 00:59:27,496 What's he doing? 999 00:59:27,496 --> 00:59:30,377 He just wanted to swim. 1000 00:59:46,034 --> 00:59:47,036 Hi. 1001 00:59:48,205 --> 00:59:51,044 Hey, bud. You didn't go on the boat? 1002 00:59:51,044 --> 00:59:54,677 No. I'm on Accutane, so I can't, really. 1003 00:59:54,677 --> 00:59:57,056 Can I ask you a question? Yeah. 1004 00:59:57,056 --> 00:59:59,561 Of course. Sure. Yeah. What's going on? 1005 01:00:10,165 --> 01:00:11,961 So you're a lesbian? 1006 01:00:11,961 --> 01:00:13,380 I am, yes. 1007 01:00:13,380 --> 01:00:15,259 You're not attracted to men whatsoever? 1008 01:00:15,259 --> 01:00:17,096 You're not bi? I am-- Nope. 1009 01:00:17,096 --> 01:00:20,310 I am only interested in women. 1010 01:00:20,310 --> 01:00:23,316 I'm only interested in Mia, hence the wedding. 1011 01:00:23,316 --> 01:00:25,572 Congratulations. Thank you. Thanks. 1012 01:00:28,870 --> 01:00:30,957 And you're a doctor, right? 1013 01:00:30,957 --> 01:00:33,211 I am. I'm an Ob-Gyn. 1014 01:00:34,255 --> 01:00:35,382 You're a gynecologist? 1015 01:00:36,969 --> 01:00:38,556 Mm-hm. Yeah. Good. 1016 01:00:38,556 --> 01:00:41,729 That's good. 'Cause this is medical. 1017 01:00:41,729 --> 01:00:43,983 It's not a sexual thing. It's a medical thing. 1018 01:00:43,983 --> 01:00:46,404 Sure. Yeah. It's medical. 1019 01:00:46,404 --> 01:00:47,574 What's going on? 1020 01:00:48,993 --> 01:00:50,454 So medically speaking... 1021 01:00:50,454 --> 01:00:52,834 Mm-hm? Um... 1022 01:00:52,834 --> 01:00:58,805 how long can the teenage penis endure without a release? 1023 01:00:58,805 --> 01:01:00,307 Hm... 1024 01:01:03,063 --> 01:01:04,065 Well... 1025 01:01:13,333 --> 01:01:14,460 Damn it. 1026 01:01:19,428 --> 01:01:21,224 Wow. 1027 01:01:21,224 --> 01:01:22,686 You're back. 1028 01:01:24,523 --> 01:01:26,986 That took so long. Um... 1029 01:01:26,986 --> 01:01:28,739 I am freaking out right now 1030 01:01:28,739 --> 01:01:31,912 because I still have to do the cake, 1031 01:01:31,912 --> 01:01:34,458 and I thought it was gonna be for the wedding, 1032 01:01:34,458 --> 01:01:37,591 but it's a sunrise wedding and they actually want it 1033 01:01:37,591 --> 01:01:39,636 for the rehearsal dinner, 1034 01:01:39,636 --> 01:01:42,349 because they don't like the idea of cake for breakfast, 1035 01:01:42,349 --> 01:01:43,728 which I do, so-- 1036 01:01:43,728 --> 01:01:46,650 But that's okay. I'm just kind of rushing around. 1037 01:01:46,650 --> 01:01:48,821 Um... And I finished the vows. 1038 01:01:48,821 --> 01:01:52,494 If you wouldn't mind reading them, that'd be good. 1039 01:01:52,494 --> 01:01:56,377 Well, yeah. I swam for three hours. 1040 01:01:56,377 --> 01:01:59,091 I know. You're so impressive, babe. 1041 01:01:59,091 --> 01:02:01,513 And I watched you, the little orange dot. 1042 01:02:01,513 --> 01:02:02,849 I was like, "Is he okay?" 1043 01:02:02,849 --> 01:02:04,603 But I watched to make sure you were. 1044 01:02:07,066 --> 01:02:08,109 No, you didn't. 1045 01:02:11,157 --> 01:02:12,451 Yeah, I did. 1046 01:02:17,419 --> 01:02:18,798 No, you didn't. 1047 01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:23,306 Yeah, I did, babe. What's going on with you? 1048 01:02:26,312 --> 01:02:29,360 Okay. Things have been-- You're very dirty. 1049 01:02:30,487 --> 01:02:32,241 A little intense lately, right? 1050 01:02:32,241 --> 01:02:36,249 And I just wanna make sure that you're okay. 1051 01:02:36,249 --> 01:02:37,293 Can I kiss you? 1052 01:02:38,921 --> 01:02:40,465 Don't be sad. 1053 01:02:43,889 --> 01:02:46,645 So if you wanna just rest and... 1054 01:02:46,645 --> 01:02:50,653 I have to go do the cake. I'm so sorry. 1055 01:02:50,653 --> 01:02:54,118 But can we talk about--? I really do wanna talk about it. 1056 01:02:57,124 --> 01:02:59,713 Okay. I love you. I'm sorry. 1057 01:02:59,713 --> 01:03:02,719 And please don't-- Sorry. 1058 01:03:02,719 --> 01:03:04,848 You're gonna hate me. Please don't sit on the bed. 1059 01:03:06,059 --> 01:03:07,562 But I love you. 1060 01:03:07,562 --> 01:03:08,898 I'll see you soon. 1061 01:03:11,235 --> 01:03:14,450 Sorry. Love you. 1062 01:03:16,663 --> 01:03:21,673 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Hi. 1063 01:03:21,673 --> 01:03:23,844 Hi, Lex. What's going on? 1064 01:03:23,844 --> 01:03:25,263 Circle of life. 1065 01:03:27,936 --> 01:03:29,271 Sorry? 1066 01:03:29,271 --> 01:03:30,482 Circle of life! 1067 01:03:31,902 --> 01:03:33,989 "Use the sawdust to cover what you give 1068 01:03:33,989 --> 01:03:36,703 and we'll give it back to you in our vegetable garden." 1069 01:03:39,041 --> 01:03:40,377 No, thank you. 1070 01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:42,882 That's a no. 1071 01:03:44,051 --> 01:03:46,389 That's a hard fucking no. 1072 01:03:46,389 --> 01:03:49,353 - Oh, sweetheart. - Are you having doubts? 1073 01:03:49,353 --> 01:03:51,942 I don't know. I'm just wondering, really. 1074 01:03:51,942 --> 01:03:53,904 Well, we didn't know right away. 1075 01:03:53,904 --> 01:03:56,284 It took us a little while to figure it out. 1076 01:03:56,284 --> 01:03:57,704 But then, at some point, 1077 01:03:57,704 --> 01:04:00,668 I think my body told me I was ready. 1078 01:04:00,668 --> 01:04:01,879 Did you ever feel, like, 1079 01:04:01,879 --> 01:04:03,799 something anti-that in your body? 1080 01:04:03,799 --> 01:04:08,559 Uh, no, no. I think I felt that if I didn't have a baby, 1081 01:04:08,559 --> 01:04:10,270 it would be like taking an ax 1082 01:04:10,270 --> 01:04:12,191 and chopping down the family tree. 1083 01:04:12,191 --> 01:04:13,611 You know, you have to think of all the people 1084 01:04:13,611 --> 01:04:15,573 who came before us, 1085 01:04:15,573 --> 01:04:19,623 who, you know, had to survive just to get to this moment. 1086 01:04:19,623 --> 01:04:22,044 Potato famine, the Oregon Trail, 1087 01:04:22,044 --> 01:04:23,964 your grandfather storming the beaches 1088 01:04:23,964 --> 01:04:26,344 at Normandy under gunfire. 1089 01:04:26,344 --> 01:04:29,475 And, you know, if that doesn't move you, 1090 01:04:29,475 --> 01:04:31,229 then, darling, I think you need 1091 01:04:31,229 --> 01:04:33,651 to think about what's fair to Mani. 1092 01:04:42,251 --> 01:04:43,671 Two, three, four. 1093 01:04:53,566 --> 01:04:54,568 Hey. 1094 01:04:57,865 --> 01:05:01,289 ♪ You've got the look Of a wild one ♪ 1095 01:05:01,289 --> 01:05:03,586 ♪ I'm one who cannot be tamed ♪ 1096 01:05:05,171 --> 01:05:07,009 ♪ We're both alone On an island ♪ 1097 01:05:08,219 --> 01:05:11,602 ♪ With everybody the same ♪ 1098 01:05:11,602 --> 01:05:15,317 ♪ And every planet Has its moon ♪ 1099 01:05:15,317 --> 01:05:18,699 ♪ Every ocean has its shore ♪ 1100 01:05:18,699 --> 01:05:22,205 ♪ Every child grows In the mood ♪ 1101 01:05:22,205 --> 01:05:25,253 ♪ Every room opens a door ♪ 1102 01:05:25,253 --> 01:05:29,136 ♪ It goes round and round And round and round ♪ 1103 01:05:29,136 --> 01:05:32,602 ♪ Round and round And round and round ♪ 1104 01:05:32,602 --> 01:05:35,608 ♪ Round and round And round and round ♪ 1105 01:05:35,608 --> 01:05:38,404 ♪ Round and round And round and round ♪ 1106 01:05:38,404 --> 01:05:39,824 Everyone. 1107 01:05:39,824 --> 01:05:42,705 ♪ Round and round And round and round ♪ 1108 01:05:42,705 --> 01:05:45,670 ♪ Round and round And round and round ♪ 1109 01:05:45,670 --> 01:05:49,594 ♪ We go round and round And round and round ♪ 1110 01:05:49,594 --> 01:05:52,391 ♪ Round and round and round ♪ 1111 01:05:52,391 --> 01:05:53,936 Guitar solo. 1112 01:05:58,862 --> 01:06:00,908 Are we still doing our thing? 1113 01:06:00,908 --> 01:06:02,578 Mm-hm. 1114 01:06:02,578 --> 01:06:04,624 Do you wanna practice our lines? 1115 01:06:04,624 --> 01:06:05,626 No. 1116 01:06:12,180 --> 01:06:15,771 You're being very cold with me. Is there a reason? 1117 01:06:21,365 --> 01:06:23,411 Wow. Wow. 1118 01:06:24,496 --> 01:06:25,750 Oh, yeah. 1119 01:06:28,589 --> 01:06:29,841 Thank you, Mia. 1120 01:06:29,841 --> 01:06:31,553 We're here to share our hearts with you 1121 01:06:31,553 --> 01:06:33,264 as you share your hearts with each other. 1122 01:06:33,264 --> 01:06:36,145 And in order to do that tonight, all we're gonna ask of you 1123 01:06:36,145 --> 01:06:38,859 is to pick up the love gourd here, uh... 1124 01:06:38,859 --> 01:06:42,157 which was gifted to me by Russell Brand in 2009, 1125 01:06:42,157 --> 01:06:45,539 and once held the ashes of one of the women 1126 01:06:45,539 --> 01:06:49,338 from the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory. 1127 01:06:49,338 --> 01:06:50,758 Um... 1128 01:06:50,758 --> 01:06:53,514 The popular tragedy of the mid-1920s. 1129 01:06:53,514 --> 01:06:55,099 So now, without further ado, 1130 01:06:55,099 --> 01:06:57,730 I'm gonna introduce the gal who brought us all here, 1131 01:06:57,730 --> 01:07:01,070 to perform some excerpts from her one-woman show, 1132 01:07:01,070 --> 01:07:02,657 Number One on the Call Sheet, 1133 01:07:02,657 --> 01:07:06,957 Shauna Alessandra Mahogany Renee Roberts. 1134 01:07:09,294 --> 01:07:11,842 It's 6 a.m. and my assistant calls. 1135 01:07:11,842 --> 01:07:13,971 The driver's been downstairs for nearly an hour 1136 01:07:13,971 --> 01:07:15,390 and I have cold cream on my face 1137 01:07:15,390 --> 01:07:17,603 and not an ounce of espresso in my body. 1138 01:07:17,603 --> 01:07:19,231 What do I do? I rush down those stairs 1139 01:07:19,231 --> 01:07:20,943 because I'm a professional. A what? 1140 01:07:20,943 --> 01:07:23,532 P-R-O-fessional. I was just wondering, 1141 01:07:23,532 --> 01:07:25,661 do you remember when you used to babysit me 1142 01:07:25,661 --> 01:07:29,961 and then we would eat a lot of mac and cheese? 1143 01:07:29,961 --> 01:07:32,508 Yeah. We ate a lot of mac and cheese. 1144 01:07:33,677 --> 01:07:37,852 Cool. Yeah. Me too. I remember. 1145 01:07:37,852 --> 01:07:40,440 But I still can't perspire in any way because 1146 01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:42,945 the paparazzi is lurking in the bushes. 1147 01:07:42,945 --> 01:07:46,160 Or is that a homeless man? You can never know. 1148 01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:47,788 I knew it was gonna be a hard day 1149 01:07:47,788 --> 01:07:49,876 when my favorite AD got moved to the second unit. 1150 01:07:49,876 --> 01:07:51,462 I didn't know how hard it was gonna be 1151 01:07:51,462 --> 01:07:53,424 until that bitch, Jerry, knocked on my trailer door. 1152 01:07:53,424 --> 01:07:58,685 Without my heart, the show cannot go on! 1153 01:07:59,979 --> 01:08:01,524 People always tell me: 1154 01:08:01,524 --> 01:08:03,235 "Shauna, you're the reason 1155 01:08:03,235 --> 01:08:06,241 Kamala Harris made it to the White House." 1156 01:08:06,241 --> 01:08:09,414 I don't know about that, but I did play the president 1157 01:08:09,414 --> 01:08:12,964 for nine Emmy award-winning seasons. 1158 01:08:12,964 --> 01:08:17,807 And they say you cannot be it unless you see it. 1159 01:08:17,807 --> 01:08:21,397 And she did see it. She sent me an e-mail. 1160 01:08:21,397 --> 01:08:23,735 So now, in this moment, 1161 01:08:23,735 --> 01:08:28,912 bear witness to the rebirth of Shauna Roberts. 1162 01:08:36,468 --> 01:08:38,724 I don't know how I'm gonna follow that. 1163 01:08:38,724 --> 01:08:41,604 I wanna welcome our gracious hosts here tonight 1164 01:08:41,604 --> 01:08:44,234 to say some lovely words and share in the celebration. 1165 01:08:44,234 --> 01:08:46,906 Please welcome to the gourd 1166 01:08:46,906 --> 01:08:48,159 Joshua and Lindsey. 1167 01:08:48,159 --> 01:08:49,787 Let's do it. 1168 01:08:49,787 --> 01:08:51,248 Love you both. 1169 01:08:51,248 --> 01:08:54,046 Love you. Thank you, brother. 1170 01:08:54,046 --> 01:08:55,883 And thank you, sister. 1171 01:08:55,883 --> 01:08:59,974 Now, tonight, we have a question for all of you. 1172 01:09:03,648 --> 01:09:07,363 Are you tired of this? Are you tired of all of this? 1173 01:09:07,363 --> 01:09:09,284 Honk. Honk, honk. 1174 01:09:09,284 --> 01:09:11,539 Taxi cab. Taxi cab. Taxi. Taxi cab. 1175 01:09:11,539 --> 01:09:12,792 Ring, ring. Cell phones. 1176 01:09:12,792 --> 01:09:14,879 Cell phones everywhere. Cell phones. 1177 01:09:14,879 --> 01:09:16,256 Cell phones everywhere. 1178 01:09:16,256 --> 01:09:17,802 You're supposed to pick up everywhere. 1179 01:09:17,802 --> 01:09:20,682 You're working around the clock. It's 3:00. It's 4:00. 1180 01:09:20,682 --> 01:09:22,937 It's 5. It's 6. It's 11, 12. It's 10, it's 11. 1181 01:09:22,937 --> 01:09:24,481 And I don't know where the day went by. 1182 01:09:24,481 --> 01:09:26,193 Every hour, you're working. 1183 01:09:27,780 --> 01:09:31,579 We have the solution. We have the solution for you. 1184 01:09:31,579 --> 01:09:33,875 Unlimited fresh mangoes. 1185 01:09:33,875 --> 01:09:35,546 - Lex? - Yeah? 1186 01:09:35,546 --> 01:09:37,675 So back when you babysat me 1187 01:09:37,675 --> 01:09:40,304 and then we were eating the mac and cheese, 1188 01:09:40,304 --> 01:09:43,310 do you remember the time when we were watching Space Jam? 1189 01:09:43,310 --> 01:09:45,356 Like, the original Space Jam? 1190 01:09:45,356 --> 01:09:47,778 And then I accidentally spilled 1191 01:09:47,778 --> 01:09:49,824 the whole bowl of noodles on my lap 1192 01:09:49,824 --> 01:09:53,080 and you had to wipe them off? 1193 01:09:54,249 --> 01:09:56,838 I'm not sure. I don't know. 1194 01:09:56,838 --> 01:10:00,804 I can fall asleep at any moment here. Anytime. 1195 01:10:00,804 --> 01:10:02,265 If I concentrate hard enough. 1196 01:10:05,981 --> 01:10:08,862 So we have... Palapas. 1197 01:10:08,862 --> 01:10:13,495 Palapa, palapa, palapa, palapa, palapa, palapa, palapa, palapa. 1198 01:10:13,495 --> 01:10:15,166 And then you walk down to the beach. 1199 01:10:15,166 --> 01:10:18,130 And this could be you, in your birthday suit, 1200 01:10:18,130 --> 01:10:20,761 naked on your own private beach. 1201 01:10:20,761 --> 01:10:24,476 When, at the time that you were wiping the cheesy noodles 1202 01:10:24,476 --> 01:10:25,729 off of my crotch... 1203 01:10:27,106 --> 01:10:28,526 I mean, do you remember 1204 01:10:28,526 --> 01:10:31,365 what was going through your head in that moment? 1205 01:10:32,701 --> 01:10:34,789 I don't know. 1206 01:10:34,789 --> 01:10:37,836 ...if you wanted to be a fuller part of our family. 1207 01:10:37,836 --> 01:10:38,838 What? 1208 01:10:38,838 --> 01:10:40,258 Sole ownership, 1209 01:10:40,258 --> 01:10:42,345 that's for someone who wants the whole pizza pie. 1210 01:10:42,345 --> 01:10:44,432 The whole pizza pie by themselves. 1211 01:10:44,432 --> 01:10:46,813 I hate this. It's okay. 1212 01:10:46,813 --> 01:10:48,482 It's not okay. Are you seeing this? 1213 01:10:48,482 --> 01:10:50,862 And then there's fractional... Fractional ownership. 1214 01:10:50,862 --> 01:10:52,658 Fractional ownership. 1215 01:10:52,658 --> 01:10:55,121 And that's for someone who says, "I just want a slice." 1216 01:10:55,121 --> 01:10:57,918 It's just a little intense, and... 1217 01:11:00,006 --> 01:11:03,304 What? What? Everybody's just asking me... 1218 01:11:03,304 --> 01:11:05,726 You're not sharing in a shared experience. 1219 01:11:05,726 --> 01:11:08,898 What is everyone asking you? If you're a Republican. 1220 01:11:08,898 --> 01:11:11,654 - So you'll notice here-- - All right. Hey. 1221 01:11:11,654 --> 01:11:12,990 Your invest-- 1222 01:11:12,990 --> 01:11:14,785 As the money goes up... As the money... 1223 01:11:14,785 --> 01:11:16,371 Stress goes down. 1224 01:11:16,371 --> 01:11:18,500 Lex. Lex? 1225 01:11:18,500 --> 01:11:20,171 Yeah? 1226 01:11:20,171 --> 01:11:23,720 Can you just tell me to brush my teeth and go to bed? 1227 01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:26,391 Does anybody else think that we're embarrassing ourselves? 1228 01:11:26,391 --> 01:11:28,479 I need the love gourd because... 1229 01:11:28,479 --> 01:11:31,778 Please? Just like you used to do when you babysat me. 1230 01:11:31,778 --> 01:11:35,409 - ...of love and safety. - We're sharing our time. 1231 01:11:35,409 --> 01:11:37,748 You know what? I'm gonna need the fucking love-- 1232 01:11:37,748 --> 01:11:39,459 Oh, really? Really? Give me-- Ah! 1233 01:11:39,459 --> 01:11:41,923 You know what? Brush your teeth and go to bed. 1234 01:11:43,510 --> 01:11:47,100 - My armpits. Goddamn it! - I'm sorry. I... 1235 01:11:47,100 --> 01:11:48,895 Look, I'm sorry you feel that way, Josh. 1236 01:11:48,895 --> 01:11:50,941 You tell your wife to get the fuck away from me 1237 01:11:50,941 --> 01:11:53,070 or I'm gonna chop her in the throat. You back up! 1238 01:11:53,070 --> 01:11:56,786 Hey. You really fucked this up. 1239 01:11:56,786 --> 01:11:58,706 I love you, but this is all your fault, 1240 01:11:58,706 --> 01:12:02,380 so I'm gonna need you to take this gourd and fix it, okay? 1241 01:12:02,380 --> 01:12:03,591 Okay. Just... 1242 01:12:05,512 --> 01:12:07,056 Mani? 1243 01:12:14,279 --> 01:12:17,160 ♪ Get the party groovin' ♪ 1244 01:12:19,915 --> 01:12:21,794 ♪ Get the party groovin' ♪ 1245 01:12:24,382 --> 01:12:26,554 ♪ Get the party groovin' ♪ 1246 01:12:36,114 --> 01:12:40,331 ♪ Time to say I do, girls Peg and Mia for life ♪ 1247 01:12:40,331 --> 01:12:43,128 ♪ They'll become two wives ♪ 1248 01:12:43,128 --> 01:12:45,341 ♪ The party's Up near the riptide ♪ 1249 01:12:45,341 --> 01:12:47,888 ♪ Spread icing on the big cake Call my homies up ♪ 1250 01:12:47,888 --> 01:12:50,519 ♪ Wedding for my best friends Gotta wish 'em luck ♪ 1251 01:12:50,519 --> 01:12:52,814 ♪ So much love that it's crazy ♪ 1252 01:12:52,814 --> 01:12:55,402 ♪ Growing old together Getting fat and lazy ♪ 1253 01:12:55,402 --> 01:12:58,033 ♪ Feels so good Like it should ♪ 1254 01:12:58,033 --> 01:12:59,620 ♪ Tonight ♪ 1255 01:12:59,620 --> 01:13:02,208 ♪ What's mine is yours And yours is mine ♪ 1256 01:13:02,208 --> 01:13:05,172 ♪ I'mma love you like a dad Loves a good high-five ♪ 1257 01:13:05,172 --> 01:13:08,888 ♪ I love you till the end, babe Gonna see you age ♪ 1258 01:13:08,888 --> 01:13:10,057 ♪ Raise up ♪ ♪ A cup ♪ 1259 01:13:10,057 --> 01:13:11,476 ♪ Wanna wish you luck ♪ 1260 01:13:11,476 --> 01:13:13,523 ♪ Now let me hear The lezzies say ♪ 1261 01:13:13,523 --> 01:13:15,902 ♪ So in love And it's all because ♪ 1262 01:13:15,902 --> 01:13:18,282 ♪ Time to say "I do," girls ♪ 1263 01:13:18,282 --> 01:13:21,664 ♪ She loves you, she loves you ♪ ♪ Like nobody does ♪ 1264 01:13:21,664 --> 01:13:25,755 ♪ Nobody does Nobody does ♪ 1265 01:13:26,841 --> 01:13:29,847 ♪ You guys are marrying ♪ 1266 01:13:29,847 --> 01:13:31,934 ♪ Mani, what's up? ♪ 1267 01:13:43,583 --> 01:13:45,085 Oh, my God. 1268 01:13:49,010 --> 01:13:51,891 I have an announcement. 1269 01:13:51,891 --> 01:13:55,064 I'm a libertarian. There. You happy? 1270 01:13:57,109 --> 01:13:59,615 But what about roads, and bridges, and stuff? 1271 01:14:01,535 --> 01:14:06,503 Fine. Shauna, I've been faking my orgasms. 1272 01:14:07,421 --> 01:14:08,883 I know. 1273 01:14:11,722 --> 01:14:13,058 I'm in. 1274 01:14:13,058 --> 01:14:14,102 You're what? 1275 01:14:14,102 --> 01:14:15,396 I'm in. I love the vision. 1276 01:14:15,396 --> 01:14:17,191 The stuff about escaping technology, 1277 01:14:17,191 --> 01:14:19,153 it really spoke to me. 1278 01:14:19,153 --> 01:14:21,199 Do you accept Dogecoin? 1279 01:14:21,199 --> 01:14:22,201 Deal. 1280 01:14:23,078 --> 01:14:24,540 What's a Dogecoin? 1281 01:14:26,585 --> 01:14:28,589 Hey, Mani? Go away. 1282 01:14:30,802 --> 01:14:32,639 I'm in heels, babe. 1283 01:14:35,854 --> 01:14:37,356 Hey, can you stop? 1284 01:14:43,953 --> 01:14:44,955 Mani. 1285 01:14:46,959 --> 01:14:48,503 Why won't you talk to me? 1286 01:14:51,134 --> 01:14:52,428 Mani. What? 1287 01:14:54,892 --> 01:14:56,269 Did you do this on purpose? 1288 01:14:58,566 --> 01:15:00,528 Do what on purpose? 1289 01:15:00,528 --> 01:15:02,281 The only thing I've ever cared about 1290 01:15:02,281 --> 01:15:03,868 was starting a family together, 1291 01:15:03,868 --> 01:15:07,458 and you went and dropped it on the fucking concrete. 1292 01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:17,269 There was a bee that was-- 1293 01:15:17,269 --> 01:15:19,023 Shut the fuck up about the bee. 1294 01:15:19,983 --> 01:15:22,614 I-- Yeah. I... 1295 01:15:22,614 --> 01:15:25,202 I get that, but I just need to tell you this, 1296 01:15:25,202 --> 01:15:27,289 'cause you don't really know the whole thing, 1297 01:15:27,289 --> 01:15:29,628 and you're gonna hate me after, 1298 01:15:29,628 --> 01:15:32,007 but I just have to tell you 'cause it's the truth. 1299 01:15:32,007 --> 01:15:34,680 Um, the bee or whatever the fuck it was 1300 01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:37,561 that was coming towards me scared me. 1301 01:15:37,561 --> 01:15:39,146 And I went to swat it away, 1302 01:15:39,146 --> 01:15:41,735 and when I did I forgot that I was holding the baby. 1303 01:15:44,616 --> 01:15:48,708 It didn't even sting me. I was just scared. 1304 01:15:51,087 --> 01:15:53,801 I dropped her to protect myself. 1305 01:15:53,801 --> 01:15:57,684 So that's the kind of person I am. 1306 01:15:57,684 --> 01:15:58,686 That was not-- 1307 01:16:02,067 --> 01:16:03,529 That's not who you are. 1308 01:16:06,619 --> 01:16:09,206 I just don't think I can have a baby right now. 1309 01:16:09,206 --> 01:16:11,169 I don't think-- I don't think-- 1310 01:16:11,169 --> 01:16:13,633 I don't know that I can have a baby ever. 1311 01:16:15,929 --> 01:16:18,016 You'd be a great father. 1312 01:16:20,521 --> 01:16:22,817 And you deserve that chance. 1313 01:16:24,278 --> 01:16:26,407 And if that's what you need... 1314 01:16:28,203 --> 01:16:30,499 I don't know that we can be together. 1315 01:17:03,774 --> 01:17:08,617 Every decision, every choice... 1316 01:17:08,617 --> 01:17:10,162 that we've ever made in our lives 1317 01:17:10,162 --> 01:17:13,209 has brought us to this perfect, 1318 01:17:13,209 --> 01:17:16,800 momentous, joyous moment. 1319 01:17:17,802 --> 01:17:19,639 We're lucky, we're blessed, 1320 01:17:19,639 --> 01:17:23,104 to witness the commitment of Peggy and Mia. 1321 01:17:25,317 --> 01:17:28,406 Lex has written vows for Peggy and Mia to recite, 1322 01:17:28,406 --> 01:17:29,576 which we'll do now. 1323 01:17:41,474 --> 01:17:44,564 Our time together on this Earth is short. 1324 01:17:44,564 --> 01:17:47,361 Our time together on this Earth is short. 1325 01:17:48,614 --> 01:17:50,158 But when I'm with you, 1326 01:17:50,158 --> 01:17:54,416 I catch a glimpse of the infinite, and I am in awe. 1327 01:17:54,416 --> 01:17:56,003 But when I'm with you, 1328 01:17:56,003 --> 01:17:58,299 I catch a glimpse of the infinite, 1329 01:17:58,299 --> 01:17:59,970 and I am in awe. 1330 01:18:01,305 --> 01:18:03,309 You are my best friend, 1331 01:18:03,309 --> 01:18:06,692 my ally, my family. 1332 01:18:06,692 --> 01:18:11,827 You are my best friend, my ally, my family. 1333 01:18:11,827 --> 01:18:15,250 I vow to hold your heart sacred 1334 01:18:15,250 --> 01:18:17,045 and to treat it with care. 1335 01:18:19,091 --> 01:18:22,347 I vow to hold your heart sacred 1336 01:18:22,347 --> 01:18:24,143 and to treat it with care. 1337 01:18:25,270 --> 01:18:27,692 I vow to forgive your faults 1338 01:18:27,692 --> 01:18:30,573 and to be worthy of your forgiveness. 1339 01:18:30,573 --> 01:18:33,662 I vow to forgive your faults 1340 01:18:33,662 --> 01:18:36,835 and to be worthy of your forgiveness. 1341 01:18:36,835 --> 01:18:40,927 I vow to see you and to see our love every day 1342 01:18:40,927 --> 01:18:43,389 with fresh eyes. 1343 01:18:43,389 --> 01:18:47,774 I vow to see you and to see our love 1344 01:18:47,774 --> 01:18:49,861 every day with fresh eyes. 1345 01:18:51,865 --> 01:18:54,829 I vow to be your partner here on Earth... 1346 01:18:56,625 --> 01:19:00,675 and to look for you in whatever form comes after. 1347 01:19:00,675 --> 01:19:03,764 I vow to be your partner here on Earth, 1348 01:19:03,764 --> 01:19:06,979 and to look for you in whatever form comes after. 1349 01:19:09,901 --> 01:19:13,157 And should it turn out that after is only darkness... 1350 01:19:14,577 --> 01:19:17,374 then I vow that this was worth it. 1351 01:19:17,374 --> 01:19:19,713 I say that this was all worth it. 1352 01:19:19,713 --> 01:19:20,756 It was worth it. 1353 01:19:22,552 --> 01:19:23,804 All of it. 1354 01:19:40,170 --> 01:19:42,508 And now, by the power vested in me 1355 01:19:42,508 --> 01:19:44,679 by the Universal Life Church, 1356 01:19:44,679 --> 01:19:49,063 I now pronounce you wife and wife, partners for life. 1357 01:19:49,063 --> 01:19:50,816 You may kiss the bride. 1358 01:19:50,816 --> 01:19:52,904 Yes! 1359 01:19:52,904 --> 01:19:54,031 Yes! 1360 01:19:57,955 --> 01:19:59,083 Excuse me. 1361 01:20:03,884 --> 01:20:05,680 Okay. Ready? Mommy has a gun. 1362 01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:06,848 Mommy has a gun. 1363 01:20:06,848 --> 01:20:08,476 And boom! 1364 01:20:12,568 --> 01:20:13,612 Okay. 1365 01:20:15,616 --> 01:20:17,787 All right. All right. Take it. Take it. 1366 01:20:36,031 --> 01:20:37,451 ¿Qué pasa? 1367 01:20:42,210 --> 01:20:44,507 Oh, I'm fine. 1368 01:20:46,427 --> 01:20:47,638 My wife left me. 1369 01:21:01,958 --> 01:21:03,336 Here. 1370 01:21:03,336 --> 01:21:04,672 Aquí. 1371 01:21:06,342 --> 01:21:07,344 Si. 1372 01:21:08,095 --> 01:21:09,139 Si. 1373 01:21:12,730 --> 01:21:13,774 Yeah. Si. 1374 01:21:13,774 --> 01:21:14,984 Oh. 1375 01:21:19,117 --> 01:21:20,411 Si. 1376 01:21:46,798 --> 01:21:47,842 Yeah, we broke up. 1377 01:21:52,225 --> 01:21:55,733 Yeah. Sometimes things aren't meant to be, so... 1378 01:22:12,933 --> 01:22:14,478 Yeah, I like my peppers hot. 1379 01:22:26,335 --> 01:22:30,009 Okay. Let's do it. To family. 1380 01:22:43,285 --> 01:22:45,624 I know something's missing. 1381 01:22:45,624 --> 01:22:47,753 I just don't know what it is. 1382 01:22:49,423 --> 01:22:52,053 I don't mind being there for Lex. 1383 01:22:52,053 --> 01:22:55,143 I never minded that. That's our thing. 1384 01:22:57,397 --> 01:23:02,407 When we had to move to L.A. when her dad died, 1385 01:23:02,407 --> 01:23:03,827 I was right there. 1386 01:23:06,248 --> 01:23:08,670 God, like, loving that woman is the easiest thing 1387 01:23:08,670 --> 01:23:09,922 that I've ever done. 1388 01:23:13,847 --> 01:23:15,517 So why is it so hard now? 1389 01:23:21,946 --> 01:23:23,700 I do have a big heart. 1390 01:23:23,700 --> 01:23:25,369 Grande. 1391 01:23:25,369 --> 01:23:28,209 Wow! Mm-hm. 1392 01:23:28,209 --> 01:23:31,089 Yeah. I got you. 1393 01:24:06,285 --> 01:24:08,122 I'm really gonna miss you guys. 1394 01:24:08,122 --> 01:24:09,709 Thank you so much for having me. 1395 01:24:10,418 --> 01:24:11,420 Mmm! 1396 01:24:13,675 --> 01:24:14,886 Thank you. 1397 01:24:16,054 --> 01:24:17,265 Thank you very much. 1398 01:24:18,350 --> 01:24:19,854 Thank you. Thank you very much. 1399 01:24:21,941 --> 01:24:24,446 Yes, sir. Hey, come here, man. 1400 01:24:27,076 --> 01:24:29,957 Thank you. Appreciate that. Abuela. 1401 01:24:32,212 --> 01:24:34,550 Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate that so much. 1402 01:24:34,550 --> 01:24:35,928 Thank you. 1403 01:24:35,928 --> 01:24:38,558 I'm gonna miss your cooking. Thank you. 1404 01:24:39,936 --> 01:24:41,480 Appreciate that. Thank you. 1405 01:24:41,480 --> 01:24:43,568 Hold on. Sorry. 1406 01:24:43,568 --> 01:24:45,781 Oh, wow, I gotta go. Thank you, all. 1407 01:24:45,781 --> 01:24:49,120 You all changed my life. I love you. 1408 01:24:51,918 --> 01:24:52,920 Bye! 1409 01:25:12,333 --> 01:25:16,133 Mani. Baby. Okay. Look, I've thought a lot about it, 1410 01:25:16,133 --> 01:25:21,059 and I will confess. I did drop you. Once. Maybe twice. 1411 01:25:21,059 --> 01:25:22,478 Two times max. 1412 01:25:24,274 --> 01:25:26,821 Is this why you moved so far away from family? 1413 01:25:34,210 --> 01:25:35,589 You're gonna be late, guys. 1414 01:25:35,589 --> 01:25:37,216 Plane's gonna leave. We gotta go. 1415 01:25:37,216 --> 01:25:39,137 I'm not leaving without him, 1416 01:25:39,137 --> 01:25:40,389 - you can go. - Lex! 1417 01:25:44,147 --> 01:25:46,443 What the fuck? 1418 01:25:48,322 --> 01:25:49,365 Baby. 1419 01:25:51,161 --> 01:25:55,211 Shauna, can you fuck off so I can talk to my wife? 1420 01:25:56,171 --> 01:25:57,549 Thank you. Sure. 1421 01:25:59,135 --> 01:26:01,766 As a matter of fact, can you all fuck off? 1422 01:26:03,185 --> 01:26:04,396 Okay. Come on. 1423 01:26:04,396 --> 01:26:05,774 I was up all night waiting for you. 1424 01:26:05,774 --> 01:26:07,151 I almost called the police. 1425 01:26:07,151 --> 01:26:08,738 You weren't picking up your fucking phone. 1426 01:26:08,738 --> 01:26:11,451 Mm-hm. Mm-hm. Yeah. 1427 01:26:11,451 --> 01:26:16,629 Okay. There's so much that I need to-- Fuck off! 1428 01:26:23,935 --> 01:26:26,732 What did you wanna tell me? Lex... 1429 01:26:27,860 --> 01:26:28,862 I... 1430 01:26:31,826 --> 01:26:33,580 hate Los Angeles. 1431 01:26:36,919 --> 01:26:40,594 And I know you named your bakery Carbs ironically, 1432 01:26:40,594 --> 01:26:43,516 but I don't wanna live in a city that thinks that's funny. 1433 01:26:44,643 --> 01:26:46,856 I wanna go back to Brooklyn. 1434 01:26:46,856 --> 01:26:49,528 And I love you, but you're not enough. 1435 01:26:51,114 --> 01:26:53,076 I mean, it's too much pressure. 1436 01:26:53,076 --> 01:26:56,208 And what I'm trying to say is I wanna see my family 1437 01:26:56,208 --> 01:26:58,170 and I wanna be around my family. 1438 01:26:58,170 --> 01:26:59,506 That's what I'm missing. 1439 01:26:59,506 --> 01:27:01,426 It was foolish of me to expect you 1440 01:27:01,426 --> 01:27:03,305 to be everything in my life... 1441 01:27:05,059 --> 01:27:08,983 because I can't be everything in your life. 1442 01:27:11,363 --> 01:27:15,872 However, we can be the most important thing. 1443 01:27:23,513 --> 01:27:26,476 That's it? Is that it? 1444 01:27:27,813 --> 01:27:31,570 I can do that. I like New York. I can-- 1445 01:27:33,156 --> 01:27:34,660 I can open up a bakery there. 1446 01:27:34,660 --> 01:27:36,706 It doesn't need to be an ironic name. 1447 01:27:38,417 --> 01:27:39,502 But what about kids? 1448 01:27:39,502 --> 01:27:40,880 'Cause I can't guarantee that. 1449 01:27:40,880 --> 01:27:42,676 And if you need them, then you shouldn't-- 1450 01:27:42,676 --> 01:27:45,180 You shouldn't be with me. 1451 01:27:45,180 --> 01:27:49,773 That is okay. A baby isn't the only way to have a family. 1452 01:28:00,252 --> 01:28:01,547 I love you. 1453 01:28:01,547 --> 01:28:03,843 I missed you so much. I love you. 1454 01:28:03,843 --> 01:28:06,181 I missed you so much. I missed you too. 1455 01:28:09,938 --> 01:28:12,653 - Your boobs got bigger. - You wish. 1456 01:28:12,653 --> 01:28:15,282 I'm just bloated because of the tacos. 1457 01:28:15,282 --> 01:28:16,911 You've got taco boobs? 1458 01:28:18,956 --> 01:28:20,919 Is that what happens when you eat tacos? 1459 01:28:25,595 --> 01:28:27,181 Oh! 1460 01:28:29,686 --> 01:28:32,693 It's okay. It's okay, babe. 1461 01:28:32,693 --> 01:28:34,195 I'm sorry. No, no, no. 1462 01:28:34,195 --> 01:28:36,282 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 1463 01:28:38,328 --> 01:28:40,625 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 1464 01:28:47,430 --> 01:28:48,558 Okay. 1465 01:28:48,558 --> 01:28:51,229 We're gonna do one big push. 1466 01:28:51,229 --> 01:28:52,273 Let it come. 1467 01:28:54,945 --> 01:28:59,328 Good. Good. Oh, my God. 1468 01:28:59,328 --> 01:29:01,834 You know, she's a little lazy, so she's... 1469 01:29:01,834 --> 01:29:03,211 You gotta give her a little... 1470 01:29:03,211 --> 01:29:06,384 Okay. We love you. We do. We love you. 1471 01:29:06,384 --> 01:29:07,888 Breathe. And I love you. 1472 01:29:07,888 --> 01:29:08,890 You're so sweet. 1473 01:29:08,890 --> 01:29:10,560 Okay, breathe. 1474 01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:12,396 No, no, no, no. Here it comes. 1475 01:29:12,396 --> 01:29:14,192 One more big push. 1476 01:29:21,540 --> 01:29:24,462 Did I do it? Is the baby here? Honey? 1477 01:29:27,719 --> 01:29:28,888 It's just poop. 1478 01:29:30,140 --> 01:29:31,727 It's just poop, baby. 1479 01:29:42,582 --> 01:29:45,379 ♪ I'm kinda buzzed And it's all because ♪ 1480 01:29:45,379 --> 01:29:47,216 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 1481 01:29:47,216 --> 01:29:50,180 ♪ Oh, South Central does it Like nobody does ♪ 1482 01:29:50,180 --> 01:29:51,934 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 1483 01:29:51,934 --> 01:29:54,773 ♪ To all my neighbors You got much flavor ♪ 1484 01:29:54,773 --> 01:29:56,694 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 1485 01:29:56,694 --> 01:29:59,533 ♪ Let's flip the track Bring the old school back ♪ 1486 01:29:59,533 --> 01:30:01,202 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 1487 01:30:01,202 --> 01:30:03,541 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 1488 01:30:03,541 --> 01:30:06,004 ♪ All hands are in the air ♪ 1489 01:30:06,004 --> 01:30:08,300 ♪ And wave them From here to there ♪ 1490 01:30:08,300 --> 01:30:11,139 ♪ If you're an OG mack Or a wanna-be player ♪ 1491 01:30:11,139 --> 01:30:13,351 ♪ You see, the hood's Been good to me ♪ 1492 01:30:13,351 --> 01:30:15,565 ♪ Ever since I was A lower case G ♪ 1493 01:30:15,565 --> 01:30:17,109 ♪ But now I'm a big G ♪ 1494 01:30:17,109 --> 01:30:18,571 ♪ The girls see I got the money ♪ 1495 01:30:18,571 --> 01:30:20,198 ♪ Hundred dollar bills, y'all ♪ 1496 01:30:20,198 --> 01:30:22,746 ♪ If you were from Where I'm from ♪ 1497 01:30:22,746 --> 01:30:24,498 ♪ Then you would know ♪ 1498 01:30:24,498 --> 01:30:27,129 ♪ That I gotta get mine In a big black truck ♪ 1499 01:30:27,129 --> 01:30:29,467 ♪ You can get yours In a '64 ♪ 1500 01:30:29,467 --> 01:30:33,976 ♪ Whatever it is The party's underway ♪ 1501 01:30:33,976 --> 01:30:36,481 ♪ So tip up your cup And throw your hands up ♪ 1502 01:30:36,481 --> 01:30:38,653 ♪ And let me hear The party say ♪ 1503 01:30:38,653 --> 01:30:41,324 ♪ I'm kinda buzzed And it's all because ♪ 1504 01:30:41,324 --> 01:30:43,161 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 1505 01:30:43,161 --> 01:30:46,042 ♪ Oh, South Central does it Like nobody does ♪ 1506 01:30:46,042 --> 01:30:47,796 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 1507 01:30:47,796 --> 01:30:50,551 ♪ To all my neighbors You got much flavor ♪ 1508 01:30:50,551 --> 01:30:52,639 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 1509 01:30:52,639 --> 01:30:55,310 ♪ Man, I'll never gonna wack On an old school track now ♪ 1510 01:30:55,310 --> 01:30:57,064 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ 1511 01:30:57,064 --> 01:30:59,778 ♪ And I'm kinda buzzed It's all because ♪ 1512 01:30:59,778 --> 01:31:01,740 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 1513 01:31:01,740 --> 01:31:04,538 ♪ South Central does it Like nobody does ♪ 1514 01:31:04,538 --> 01:31:06,542 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ ♪ Nobody does ♪ 1515 01:31:06,542 --> 01:31:09,088 ♪ YNV, SCC ♪ 1516 01:31:09,088 --> 01:31:11,134 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ ♪ All my homies ♪ 1517 01:31:11,134 --> 01:31:14,098 ♪ I'll never come wack On an old school track ♪ 1518 01:31:14,098 --> 01:31:16,185 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ ♪ Check it out ♪ 1519 01:31:16,185 --> 01:31:18,189 ♪ Once upon a time in '94 ♪ 1520 01:31:18,189 --> 01:31:20,737 ♪ Montell made no money And life sure was slow ♪ 1521 01:31:20,737 --> 01:31:22,991 ♪ And all they said Was 6'8" he stood ♪ 1522 01:31:22,991 --> 01:31:25,454 ♪ And people thought the music That he made was good ♪ 1523 01:31:25,454 --> 01:31:27,625 ♪ There lived a DJ And Paul was his name ♪ 1524 01:31:27,625 --> 01:31:30,172 ♪ He came up to Monty This is what he said: ♪ 1525 01:31:30,172 --> 01:31:32,426 ♪ "You and OG Are gonna make some cash ♪ 1526 01:31:32,426 --> 01:31:34,848 ♪ Sell a million records And we're making the dash" ♪ 1527 01:31:34,848 --> 01:31:37,144 ♪ Oh, I'm buzzing because ♪ 1528 01:31:37,144 --> 01:31:38,939 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 1529 01:31:38,939 --> 01:31:41,695 ♪ South Central does it Like nobody does ♪ 1530 01:31:41,695 --> 01:31:43,741 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ ♪ Nobody does ♪ 1531 01:31:43,741 --> 01:31:46,329 ♪ To all my neighbors You got much flavor ♪ 1532 01:31:46,329 --> 01:31:48,291 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 1533 01:31:48,291 --> 01:31:51,089 ♪ I'll never come wack On an old school track now ♪ 1534 01:31:51,089 --> 01:31:53,009 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ 1535 01:31:53,009 --> 01:31:55,681 ♪ And I'm kinda buzzed It's all because ♪ 1536 01:31:55,681 --> 01:31:57,434 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 1537 01:31:57,434 --> 01:32:00,232 ♪ South Central does it like No, no, no ♪ 1538 01:32:00,232 --> 01:32:02,444 ♪ No, yeah ♪ ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 1539 01:32:02,444 --> 01:32:05,033 ♪ Oh, it's party time ♪ 1540 01:32:05,033 --> 01:32:06,954 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 1541 01:32:06,954 --> 01:32:09,626 ♪ And I'm straight up Coming from the west side ♪ 1542 01:32:09,626 --> 01:32:11,420 ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 1543 01:32:11,420 --> 01:32:13,968 ♪ Oh, she's got the flavor ♪ 1544 01:32:13,968 --> 01:32:16,097 ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 1545 01:32:16,097 --> 01:32:18,519 ♪ Oh, she's got the flavor ♪ 1546 01:32:18,519 --> 01:32:20,940 ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ This is how we do it ♪ 1547 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