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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:36,138 "One day, when he was naughty, 2 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:40,345 Mr Bunnsy looked over the hedge into Farmer Fred's field 3 00:01:40,386 --> 00:01:44,343 and it was full of green lettuces." 4 00:01:44,385 --> 00:01:48,634 "Mr Bunnsy, however, was not full of lettuces." 5 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:51,424 "This did not seem fair." 6 00:01:51,466 --> 00:01:53,674 Not fair at all! 7 00:01:53,715 --> 00:01:56,423 So there you go. Those are the opening words 8 00:01:56,465 --> 00:01:59,505 to Mr Bunnsy Has An Adventure. 9 00:01:59,547 --> 00:02:02,838 But that is not the story you will see. 10 00:02:02,879 --> 00:02:07,253 This, what you're watching right now, is called a framing device, 11 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:10,210 a story that wraps around the main story 12 00:02:10,252 --> 00:02:13,834 like a warm blanket around a baby. 13 00:02:13,876 --> 00:02:15,667 Steady there. Right! 14 00:02:15,709 --> 00:02:18,291 Now, we have to get your story started. 15 00:02:18,333 --> 00:02:22,331 And it's not about cute rabbits wearing clothes. Not at all! 16 00:02:22,373 --> 00:02:24,206 In fact, 17 00:02:24,248 --> 00:02:25,914 your story 18 00:02:25,955 --> 00:02:28,496 is all about... 19 00:02:28,538 --> 00:02:30,454 Rats! 20 00:02:30,496 --> 00:02:32,620 You've got... 21 00:02:32,662 --> 00:02:34,328 ..r-r-rats! 22 00:02:34,369 --> 00:02:36,410 Rats! 23 00:02:36,452 --> 00:02:38,451 ♪ Twitching noses, cunning faces 24 00:02:38,493 --> 00:02:40,243 ♪ Hiding in the strangest places 25 00:02:40,284 --> 00:02:42,242 ♪ Always gnawing, clawing, peeking 26 00:02:42,284 --> 00:02:44,283 ♪ Climbing, jumping, squealing, squeaking 27 00:02:44,325 --> 00:02:46,532 Agh! 28 00:02:46,574 --> 00:02:47,865 Cluck! Cluck! 29 00:02:47,907 --> 00:02:49,740 ♪ Greedy for your precious treat 30 00:02:49,781 --> 00:02:51,739 ♪ They lick the crumbs from off their feet 31 00:02:51,781 --> 00:02:53,738 ♪ They undermine your soil and ground 32 00:02:53,780 --> 00:02:55,613 ♪ Try to catch them, can't be found! 33 00:02:55,654 --> 00:02:58,404 Hey, that cat can talk! 34 00:02:58,445 --> 00:03:01,028 Rats! 35 00:03:01,069 --> 00:03:03,985 You've... got... rats! 36 00:03:04,027 --> 00:03:06,984 Rats! Whaaat?! 37 00:03:07,026 --> 00:03:08,650 ♪ Nibbling here, napping there 38 00:03:08,692 --> 00:03:10,691 ♪ They widdle on your tableware 39 00:03:10,733 --> 00:03:12,941 ♪ You try to poison, trap and shoot them 40 00:03:12,982 --> 00:03:15,232 ♪ Race and chase and stomp and boot them 41 00:03:15,273 --> 00:03:17,398 ♪ They leap with marvellous agility 42 00:03:17,439 --> 00:03:20,480 ♪ No beast can match their sheer... 43 00:03:20,522 --> 00:03:22,604 Er... Erm... 44 00:03:22,646 --> 00:03:25,062 ..adaptability? 45 00:03:26,062 --> 00:03:29,935 ♪ Rats! Rats! ♪ You've got multiplying rats! 46 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:31,143 ♪ You've... ♪ You've... 47 00:03:31,185 --> 00:03:33,101 ♪ Got rats! ♪ Got rats! 48 00:03:33,143 --> 00:03:36,142 ♪ Rats! ♪ 49 00:03:39,307 --> 00:03:41,307 There really aren't all that many. 50 00:03:41,348 --> 00:03:44,597 You don't need many for a plague, not if they know their business. 51 00:03:44,639 --> 00:03:48,096 One rat taking a bath in fresh cream and widdling in the flour? 52 00:03:48,138 --> 00:03:52,220 Could be a plague all by himself! 53 00:03:52,262 --> 00:03:54,386 A plague? We're doomed! 54 00:03:54,428 --> 00:03:58,218 I suppose you want us to pay you to get rid of them! Me? 55 00:03:58,260 --> 00:04:01,134 Just one lone cat? Against all that? 56 00:04:03,258 --> 00:04:06,132 Well, I am good, it's true, but no, no, no, no, 57 00:04:06,174 --> 00:04:07,632 one cat will never do. 58 00:04:07,674 --> 00:04:09,756 Oh, what, then? What? 59 00:04:09,798 --> 00:04:11,881 You need... 60 00:04:11,922 --> 00:04:14,255 ..the Piper. 61 00:04:24,543 --> 00:04:26,209 That's not the Pied Piper! 62 00:04:26,251 --> 00:04:30,083 Hm! Not the real one, anyway. 63 00:04:31,916 --> 00:04:36,123 Your saviour has arrived. Come on, pony up! 64 00:04:41,746 --> 00:04:45,245 Oh, it's working! 65 00:04:45,287 --> 00:04:47,619 Yes! 66 00:04:47,661 --> 00:04:49,577 They're leaving! They're leaving! 67 00:05:08,030 --> 00:05:11,445 Whoaaa! 68 00:05:11,487 --> 00:05:13,403 Ahhh... 69 00:05:16,819 --> 00:05:20,526 Yay! No more rats! 70 00:05:20,567 --> 00:05:23,192 No more rats! Whoo! 71 00:05:23,233 --> 00:05:27,315 Hey! Where did the talking cat go? 72 00:05:35,604 --> 00:05:39,062 Whose brilliant idea was the cliff? 73 00:05:39,103 --> 00:05:42,727 The swimming and the water - pfft! - up my nose? 74 00:05:42,769 --> 00:05:44,727 Sorry! Sorry! 75 00:05:44,768 --> 00:05:47,726 That was me! Whoa! 76 00:05:47,767 --> 00:05:52,266 The idea just kind of hit me and I ran with it! 77 00:05:54,432 --> 00:05:56,681 Ah, that was fun! 78 00:05:56,723 --> 00:06:01,096 Let's do it again! Ooh! It did provide dramatic flair! 79 00:06:01,138 --> 00:06:04,512 A climactic end to the affair! 80 00:06:04,554 --> 00:06:08,011 Yo! Who thinks Keith here 81 00:06:08,053 --> 00:06:10,010 needs to go for a little swim himself? 82 00:06:10,052 --> 00:06:14,051 All in favour? Aye! 83 00:06:14,092 --> 00:06:16,467 Well, that went well! 84 00:06:16,508 --> 00:06:19,424 Says the cat who's perfectly dry. 85 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:21,965 But look! Cash! Money! 86 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:23,839 Ahem-hem! 87 00:06:23,881 --> 00:06:27,047 That sound always spells trouble. 88 00:06:27,088 --> 00:06:29,546 Ahem! Morris... 89 00:06:29,587 --> 00:06:33,086 Peaches, Peaches... How many times? It's "Maurice"! 90 00:06:33,128 --> 00:06:35,044 "Mauriiice." 91 00:06:35,086 --> 00:06:37,252 All right, fine, out with it. 92 00:06:37,293 --> 00:06:42,084 Well, Morris, Dangerous Beans thinks we shouldn't live by trickery. 93 00:06:42,125 --> 00:06:44,874 Oh? Is that what Dangerous Beans thinks? 94 00:06:44,916 --> 00:06:46,416 You know, some think 95 00:06:46,457 --> 00:06:50,623 there's a good deal too much thinking going on, and I think I agree. 96 00:06:50,664 --> 00:06:52,539 Peaches is right. 97 00:06:55,329 --> 00:06:58,787 With our newfound intelligence comes a conscience. 98 00:06:58,828 --> 00:07:03,077 We must ask, "Is it right to trick people?" 99 00:07:03,119 --> 00:07:07,326 But trickery is what humans are all about! 100 00:07:07,367 --> 00:07:09,200 They're so keen on tricking each other, 101 00:07:09,242 --> 00:07:11,699 they elect governments to do it for them! 102 00:07:11,741 --> 00:07:16,739 But does it feel right? Ahem! What Dangerous Beans means is, 103 00:07:16,781 --> 00:07:19,780 "Do we really need to keep doing THIS?" 104 00:07:19,822 --> 00:07:22,738 "Doing this"? Well, of course, no! 105 00:07:22,779 --> 00:07:26,486 In fact, I don't have to be here at all! I'm a cat, right? 106 00:07:26,528 --> 00:07:30,693 There's no end of things I could be doing, because people like cats. 107 00:07:30,735 --> 00:07:36,067 Instead, I choose to help a bunch of ungrateful rodents 108 00:07:36,108 --> 00:07:40,399 who are not exactly number one favourites with humans. Right? 109 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,231 But if I may remind you, 110 00:07:42,273 --> 00:07:47,730 you were the ones who wanted to find the island paradise. 111 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:50,854 Paradise... 112 00:07:50,895 --> 00:07:54,061 Bring forth the sacred book. 113 00:07:54,103 --> 00:07:56,727 Hey, hey, Keith! Hm? 114 00:07:56,769 --> 00:08:00,143 The sacred book! Oh, yes, yes! Er... Ahem! 115 00:08:00,184 --> 00:08:02,933 There you go. 116 00:08:07,099 --> 00:08:09,931 Ah, this is where we're headed! 117 00:08:09,973 --> 00:08:11,639 An ideal land, 118 00:08:11,681 --> 00:08:13,722 where animals talk 119 00:08:13,763 --> 00:08:17,929 and live side-by-side with people in peace! 120 00:08:17,970 --> 00:08:21,428 Oh, look! Animals wearing clothes. 121 00:08:21,469 --> 00:08:25,343 A rabbit who walks on his hind legs and wears a blue suit. 122 00:08:25,385 --> 00:08:27,134 And there's a rat called Rupert 123 00:08:27,176 --> 00:08:29,717 and a stoat who goes by the name of Howard. 124 00:08:29,758 --> 00:08:32,091 And Olly the Snake is a bit of a rascal, 125 00:08:32,133 --> 00:08:35,382 but don't worry, nothing truly bad ever happens there! 126 00:08:35,423 --> 00:08:37,881 It is paradise! 127 00:08:37,922 --> 00:08:40,255 In the land of Mr Bunnsy, 128 00:08:40,297 --> 00:08:45,128 there are no poisons, there are no traps! 129 00:08:45,170 --> 00:08:48,003 None of the animals eats any of the others. 130 00:08:48,044 --> 00:08:50,377 It IS paradise. 131 00:08:50,418 --> 00:08:54,459 We must find this place. Exactly! 132 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,625 You've been there, right, Morris? 133 00:08:56,667 --> 00:09:00,124 Me? The Amazing Maurice? 134 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:04,039 Er, no, not personally, no. But I've spoken to many cats who have. 135 00:09:04,081 --> 00:09:09,787 As we all know, it's an island. A beautiful faraway island. 136 00:09:09,829 --> 00:09:13,786 And to get to the island, we need what? Boats. Right? 137 00:09:13,828 --> 00:09:16,952 And to get boats, we need what? Money. Right? 138 00:09:16,993 --> 00:09:20,034 We have to keep making money. Understand? 139 00:09:21,659 --> 00:09:25,532 Fine. That's settled, then. 140 00:09:25,574 --> 00:09:29,156 Keith, let's go. Oh! Our next target is this way. OK, coming! 141 00:09:29,198 --> 00:09:30,489 Oof! 142 00:09:36,071 --> 00:09:39,736 Perhaps... one more town. 143 00:09:39,778 --> 00:09:41,944 Yay! 144 00:09:50,441 --> 00:09:55,107 Now, in fact, Morris was lying. 145 00:09:55,148 --> 00:09:58,106 That's the beauty of the framing device, see? 146 00:09:58,147 --> 00:10:01,605 I get to tell you stuff about this story you wouldn't otherwise know. 147 00:10:01,646 --> 00:10:05,145 Like, I can tell you that Morris never spoke to other cats 148 00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:08,769 because no other cat could speak back. 149 00:10:08,811 --> 00:10:11,351 Morris was as unique as the rats! 150 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:14,684 He knew money was important, so he lied to the rats to make more of it. 151 00:10:14,725 --> 00:10:17,600 In truth, he was building himself a nest egg 152 00:10:17,641 --> 00:10:22,181 so he could make good on his deluxe retirement plan. 153 00:10:22,223 --> 00:10:26,014 And now you know Mr Bunnsy is important to the story 154 00:10:26,055 --> 00:10:28,971 because the rats believe he is real. 155 00:10:29,013 --> 00:10:33,136 They think they can find a land where all the animals talk 156 00:10:33,178 --> 00:10:36,260 and live happily ever after. 157 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:39,259 "Farmer Fred opened his door 158 00:10:39,301 --> 00:10:44,341 and saw all the animals of Furry Bottom waiting for him." 159 00:10:44,383 --> 00:10:48,382 "We can't find Mr Bunnsy!" ..they cried. 160 00:10:48,423 --> 00:10:50,423 If that sounds ominous 161 00:10:50,464 --> 00:10:54,505 it's because it's called foreshadowing. 162 00:10:54,546 --> 00:10:56,671 Which is kind of a promise to you, 163 00:10:56,712 --> 00:10:59,378 letting you know that if you keep with the story, 164 00:10:59,420 --> 00:11:02,419 it's going to get... 165 00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:06,917 ..ugly. Really ugly! 166 00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:09,833 You, my dear fellows, are the best rat catchers around 167 00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:12,332 and you've done a great job, of course you have. 168 00:11:12,374 --> 00:11:15,123 There are no rats anywhere in the town! 169 00:11:15,165 --> 00:11:17,581 Thank you, Mr Mayor! 170 00:11:17,622 --> 00:11:19,830 That we can see. 171 00:11:19,872 --> 00:11:22,454 Er, what's that? It's just that, 172 00:11:22,496 --> 00:11:25,620 well, the food in the town continues to... 173 00:11:25,662 --> 00:11:26,870 ..disappear! 174 00:11:26,911 --> 00:11:29,369 It's just... 175 00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:32,826 ..gone.Huh? Poof! Uh?! 176 00:11:38,366 --> 00:11:42,448 We are in the midst of a famine! 177 00:11:42,490 --> 00:11:46,863 What are you trying to say? Or, in fact, saying? 178 00:11:46,905 --> 00:11:50,321 What I am trying to say, or at least imply, strongly, 179 00:11:50,362 --> 00:11:53,528 is that there must be a connection! 180 00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:56,860 Connection? 181 00:11:56,902 --> 00:11:59,068 The rats? The food? 182 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:03,608 It's rather strange, isn't it? 183 00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:08,065 Talking of strange, that, er, new fellow in town, your employer, 184 00:12:08,107 --> 00:12:11,397 what's his name, It's, er...? Boss Man. 185 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:14,438 Yes, yes, yes. Well, with all those clothes 186 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:17,229 and that scarf and the hat, I-I can't really see him, 187 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:20,020 you know, your boss, I mean. 188 00:12:20,061 --> 00:12:23,352 Strange, you say? 189 00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:24,851 Er, not that strange! 190 00:12:24,893 --> 00:12:27,601 Have you considered 191 00:12:27,642 --> 00:12:31,141 that what you have here, 192 00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:33,932 with the missing food, 193 00:12:33,974 --> 00:12:37,931 is a mystery? Mystery! Oh, yes! That's correct! 194 00:12:37,972 --> 00:12:41,846 And with the rats gone, none to be found, 195 00:12:41,888 --> 00:12:45,053 that factor is simply... 196 00:12:45,095 --> 00:12:47,219 ..unrelated. 197 00:12:47,261 --> 00:12:49,927 Unrelated! 198 00:12:51,010 --> 00:12:53,467 Mm-hm. 199 00:12:55,592 --> 00:12:58,258 Always nice to do business with you, 200 00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,799 Mr Mayor! 201 00:13:03,631 --> 00:13:06,130 Mum? What is it, love? 202 00:13:06,172 --> 00:13:08,463 I'm hungry! 203 00:13:08,504 --> 00:13:12,003 How about we pick leaves from the ground and make leaf sandwiches? 204 00:13:12,045 --> 00:13:16,002 With no bread. Just leaves. And imaginary jam. 205 00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:26,707 Stay low. Quiet as mice. 206 00:13:36,246 --> 00:13:38,453 Remember, this is a new town. 207 00:13:38,495 --> 00:13:42,036 There's bound to be new traps and poisons. 208 00:13:44,785 --> 00:13:47,159 Allow me. 209 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:52,574 Why do we wear clothes? It makes no... sense! 210 00:13:52,616 --> 00:13:56,364 Unless we're on stage! 211 00:13:56,406 --> 00:13:59,364 Dangerous Beans says it's civilised. 212 00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:01,363 And the concept of the belt is worthy. 213 00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:04,487 You never know what you're going to need next. 214 00:14:04,529 --> 00:14:06,778 Move on! 215 00:14:10,777 --> 00:14:14,151 All right, let's stop here! 216 00:14:15,608 --> 00:14:20,274 Number Three Platoon - In-Brine, Sell-By, Sardines and Delicious, 217 00:14:20,315 --> 00:14:21,857 you're on widdling duty. 218 00:14:21,898 --> 00:14:24,439 Go to it! If I don't hear ladies screaming 219 00:14:24,481 --> 00:14:27,730 and running out of their kitchens within ten minutes, 220 00:14:27,771 --> 00:14:29,979 then you're not the rats I think you are. 221 00:14:30,021 --> 00:14:32,978 Number Two Platoon - Big Savings, Best Before, 222 00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:35,019 Special Offer and Do Not Enter, 223 00:14:35,061 --> 00:14:36,769 you're on trap disposal. 224 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:40,226 Use caution. Never rush, never run. 225 00:14:40,267 --> 00:14:42,975 We don't want to be like the first mouse, eh? No! 226 00:14:43,017 --> 00:14:46,807 Right! What mouse do we want to be like? The second mouse! 227 00:14:46,849 --> 00:14:51,764 Because? Because the second mouse gets the cheese! 228 00:14:51,805 --> 00:14:53,180 You have a question? 229 00:14:53,222 --> 00:14:57,679 Er, what does the first mouse get? 230 00:15:14,965 --> 00:15:17,464 The trap. See? 231 00:15:17,506 --> 00:15:21,671 And then the Bone Rat comes for ya! 232 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:25,170 The Bone... ..Rat? 233 00:15:25,212 --> 00:15:28,294 Mm-mm. 234 00:15:28,336 --> 00:15:30,127 All right! Go! Go! Go! 235 00:15:30,168 --> 00:15:32,376 Keith and Maurice will be in position soon. 236 00:15:32,418 --> 00:15:36,083 You know what worries me, Dangerous Beans? 237 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:39,082 What is it that worries you, Darktan? 238 00:15:39,124 --> 00:15:42,456 There aren't any local rats here. Normal rats, you know? 239 00:15:42,498 --> 00:15:45,747 Rat tunnels? Yeah. Rat droppings? In abundance! 240 00:15:45,789 --> 00:15:47,580 But we've seen no actual rats. 241 00:15:47,621 --> 00:15:49,662 A town like this should be full of 'em. 242 00:15:49,704 --> 00:15:51,495 Hm. It smells, doesn't it? 243 00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:54,578 Yeah. It smells. 244 00:15:54,619 --> 00:15:57,868 It smells like a... 245 00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:02,908 A mystery. 246 00:16:10,906 --> 00:16:14,488 Hm. It's still all quiet. 247 00:16:14,530 --> 00:16:18,903 Sounds like the lads didn't start their plague show yet. 248 00:16:23,402 --> 00:16:27,026 50 cents for every dead rat? 249 00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:30,858 They seem serious. 250 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:35,148 50 cents! Huh! Must be a rich town. 251 00:16:35,190 --> 00:16:38,564 That's good. That's very good. It means more money for me. Oh! 252 00:16:38,605 --> 00:16:43,229 For us! For us, of course! 253 00:16:46,478 --> 00:16:50,852 Yeah, looks like a town with opportunities. 254 00:16:52,434 --> 00:16:54,434 But have you noticed... 255 00:16:54,475 --> 00:16:56,183 ..there's no food?! 256 00:16:56,225 --> 00:17:01,432 That is odd! For a market town. Yeah. Especially when you're hungry. 257 00:17:01,473 --> 00:17:04,639 Which is my way of saying, "I'm really hungry!" 258 00:17:04,681 --> 00:17:07,721 Oh, look, this one's open! Ahem! 259 00:17:07,763 --> 00:17:09,596 Good day to you, sir! 260 00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:12,262 We're looking for... food? 261 00:17:12,303 --> 00:17:15,261 Yes, well, there you go. Right under your nose. 262 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:18,843 Oh. Well, I guess, erm, how much for the... 263 00:17:18,885 --> 00:17:21,342 Too late. Huh? It's gone. 264 00:17:21,384 --> 00:17:24,341 No, but we're very... And now we're closed. Sorry! 265 00:17:24,383 --> 00:17:26,007 Have a nice day! 266 00:17:26,049 --> 00:17:29,215 Maurice, what... What do you think? Maurice? 267 00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:32,880 Maurice! 268 00:17:35,963 --> 00:17:37,504 Maurice? 269 00:17:39,336 --> 00:17:40,711 Maurice? 270 00:17:40,753 --> 00:17:42,585 Agh! Oof! 271 00:17:42,627 --> 00:17:45,918 It has everything you would traditionally want in a kitchen, 272 00:17:45,959 --> 00:17:48,292 except for something to eat. 273 00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:51,041 Maurice, please, let's go, before someone... 274 00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:54,915 Quick, scratch me on the head! There's a girl looking at us. 275 00:17:58,247 --> 00:17:59,538 What? 276 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:03,621 Who's to say a narrator can't also appear in the story she's telling? 277 00:18:03,662 --> 00:18:05,995 Did that cat just say something? 278 00:18:06,036 --> 00:18:09,827 Huh? Cats can't talk! Everybody knows that. 279 00:18:09,869 --> 00:18:12,160 Ah, I get it. You brought the cat here 280 00:18:12,201 --> 00:18:14,867 because you know there's a famine and you're going to sell it. 281 00:18:14,909 --> 00:18:17,116 There's at least two good meals on those bones. 282 00:18:17,158 --> 00:18:19,574 What? You eat cats here? 283 00:18:19,616 --> 00:18:20,990 Ha! Got you! 284 00:18:21,032 --> 00:18:23,739 Yep, she got ya. Mm. 285 00:18:23,781 --> 00:18:25,864 Well, there's some milk that's not gone hard yet, 286 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,529 and a couple of fish heads. That will have to do. 287 00:18:28,571 --> 00:18:30,987 Do? That will be ideal! 288 00:18:31,029 --> 00:18:33,611 But maybe we shouldn't eat your food if there is so little? 289 00:18:33,653 --> 00:18:37,027 No, no, no. My father, who happens to be the mayor, by the way, 290 00:18:37,068 --> 00:18:38,860 says we need to be hospitable. 291 00:18:38,901 --> 00:18:40,484 So tell me your name. 292 00:18:40,526 --> 00:18:41,900 Er, Keith. 293 00:18:41,942 --> 00:18:45,524 Oh, that won't do! No hint of mystery. 294 00:18:45,566 --> 00:18:47,732 It just hints of... Keith! 295 00:18:47,773 --> 00:18:51,772 Are you sure that's your real name? I don't know. I'm an orphan. 296 00:18:51,814 --> 00:18:54,813 Ah, yeah! Mm! That's more like it. A mysterious past. 297 00:18:54,855 --> 00:18:56,896 You were stolen at birth, I expect. 298 00:18:56,937 --> 00:19:00,478 You're probably the rightful king of some distant country 299 00:19:00,519 --> 00:19:02,935 and they found someone who looked like you and did a swap! 300 00:19:02,977 --> 00:19:06,309 In that case, you'll have a magic sword, 301 00:19:06,351 --> 00:19:09,225 only it won't look magic, you see, until it's time for you 302 00:19:09,267 --> 00:19:11,891 to manifest your destiny! 303 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:15,806 You were probably found on a doorstep. Er, actually a hay cart. 304 00:19:15,848 --> 00:19:20,430 Just as good! Hey, it's customary when somebody asks your name 305 00:19:20,471 --> 00:19:24,220 to reciprocate and ask them theirs. 306 00:19:25,637 --> 00:19:27,886 I'm Malicia Grim, by the way. 307 00:19:27,928 --> 00:19:29,635 Er... Hello, 308 00:19:29,677 --> 00:19:31,468 erm, Malicia. 309 00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:35,633 Nice, erm, to... No! Sardines! Back! 310 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,549 Rat! 311 00:19:42,090 --> 00:19:45,130 Sardines, no! Easy on the tap dancing! 312 00:19:45,172 --> 00:19:46,838 Sorry! I've just got these... 313 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,921 ..d-dancing feet! 314 00:19:48,963 --> 00:19:50,629 Whoa! Ugh! 315 00:19:52,128 --> 00:19:58,085 All right. I think it goes like this... 316 00:19:58,126 --> 00:20:02,917 This rat is clearly a magical rat. I bet he's not the only one. 317 00:20:02,958 --> 00:20:05,749 Born that way, or something happened to him, or them, 318 00:20:05,791 --> 00:20:09,248 and now they're quite intelligent, despite the tap dancing. 319 00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:13,580 And the cat is friends with you... Why would rats and a cat be friends? 320 00:20:13,622 --> 00:20:17,745 There must be some kind of an arrangement. No, don't tell me! 321 00:20:17,787 --> 00:20:20,744 I shouldn't think anyone ever has to tell you anything. 322 00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:22,702 Something to do with plagues of rats, right? 323 00:20:22,744 --> 00:20:26,284 All those towns we've heard about? You got together with Keith here 324 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:29,533 and you go from town to town pretending to BE a plague of rats, 325 00:20:29,575 --> 00:20:33,615 Keith pretends to be a pied piper and they all follow him out 326 00:20:33,657 --> 00:20:36,989 and you make loads of cash, right? 327 00:20:37,031 --> 00:20:39,655 It's all a big swindle. 328 00:20:41,113 --> 00:20:44,404 She's got us bang to rights, boss. 329 00:20:44,445 --> 00:20:46,528 You won't tell on us, will you? Ha! 330 00:20:46,570 --> 00:20:49,735 A talking cat and a talking, tap-dancing rat? 331 00:20:49,777 --> 00:20:51,943 They'll think I'm making up stories again 332 00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:55,858 and I'll be locked out of my room as punishment. Locked out? 333 00:20:55,900 --> 00:21:00,274 So I can't get to my books. It might not be obvious, but I read a lot. 334 00:21:00,315 --> 00:21:02,523 My father says "Too much!" 335 00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:03,814 Ah! 336 00:21:03,856 --> 00:21:07,438 So, here's the question - how did you learn to talk? 337 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,812 In a real story, this is where we'd get a flashback. 338 00:21:09,854 --> 00:21:13,103 Flashback? What's that? It's where you get the backstory. 339 00:21:13,145 --> 00:21:16,394 Go ahead, tell me what happened. 340 00:21:17,768 --> 00:21:20,851 There doesn't seem to be a way to tell her no. 341 00:21:20,892 --> 00:21:23,975 What happened? Er... 342 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:26,266 No-one knows for sure, you know, but, erm... 343 00:21:26,307 --> 00:21:30,764 Rats eat rubbish. That's what we do! 344 00:21:30,806 --> 00:21:33,930 That was back when we were just normal, everyday rats, 345 00:21:33,971 --> 00:21:35,638 squeaking and squabbling. 346 00:21:35,679 --> 00:21:39,053 We ate whatever we could find. The stubs of candles, for example! 347 00:21:39,095 --> 00:21:40,969 We love candle stubs! 348 00:21:41,011 --> 00:21:43,010 And a weather-beaten broomstick. 349 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:47,092 That can be good to get your teeth into. And powders and potions. 350 00:21:47,134 --> 00:21:50,633 We drank green bubbly stuff from the bottoms of cauldrons 351 00:21:50,675 --> 00:21:53,299 and gnawed our way through worn-out spell books. 352 00:21:53,340 --> 00:21:56,006 Ha! Doesn't sound like an ordinary rubbish heap! 353 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,714 We eventually figured that out. 354 00:21:57,756 --> 00:22:01,921 The dump belonged to Unseen University of Ankh-Morpork... 355 00:22:02,962 --> 00:22:06,795 ..the establishment of learning, where magic is studied. 356 00:22:06,836 --> 00:22:10,585 All the mixed-up magic leftovers from the men in pointy hats! 357 00:22:10,627 --> 00:22:11,710 I like it. 358 00:22:11,751 --> 00:22:13,751 Once we got smart, we learned to read 359 00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:16,333 and gave ourselves names from the things we found in the dump. 360 00:22:16,375 --> 00:22:18,166 "Sardines." 361 00:22:18,208 --> 00:22:20,124 "Peaches." 362 00:22:20,165 --> 00:22:22,331 "In-Brine!" 363 00:22:22,373 --> 00:22:25,289 What of the cat? Cats don't eat any old rubbish. 364 00:22:25,330 --> 00:22:27,788 Decidedly not! He never ate anything off the dump, 365 00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:30,995 but he did get intelligent around the same time. 366 00:22:31,037 --> 00:22:34,078 As an intelligent cat, I do vow, and it is a point of pride, 367 00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:36,535 to not eat anything that can speak. 368 00:22:36,577 --> 00:22:40,367 I know just what we must do next to solve the mystery of our town! 369 00:22:40,409 --> 00:22:44,283 Huh? What mystery? The missing food! The rats are gone! 370 00:22:44,324 --> 00:22:47,490 Why else would you be in this story, if not to solve the mystery? 371 00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:50,406 We need to sneak into the Rat-Catcher's Guild 372 00:22:50,448 --> 00:22:53,072 and find out what they're up to. 373 00:22:53,113 --> 00:22:56,487 Ah. I am oddly compelled to follow. 374 00:22:56,529 --> 00:23:00,111 It's a gift. I'm off to get my adventure bag. 375 00:23:01,569 --> 00:23:04,360 Yah! Ready? 376 00:23:05,401 --> 00:23:07,526 Let's go! 377 00:23:10,733 --> 00:23:12,899 I think I love her. 378 00:23:22,896 --> 00:23:25,062 Er, sir? 379 00:23:25,103 --> 00:23:28,227 You, er, you wanted to see us, 380 00:23:28,269 --> 00:23:30,685 sir. 381 00:23:30,727 --> 00:23:34,309 There are new rats in town. 382 00:23:34,350 --> 00:23:38,932 Are you sure, sir? 383 00:23:38,974 --> 00:23:43,847 The traps are empty. We... I can feel it! 384 00:23:46,972 --> 00:23:50,221 Catch them and bring them to me. 385 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:53,053 Yes, sir! Right off, sir! 386 00:23:53,095 --> 00:23:55,386 You know I have a thing... 387 00:23:55,427 --> 00:23:57,926 ..for rats. 388 00:24:07,298 --> 00:24:10,214 Important safety tip. 389 00:24:10,256 --> 00:24:12,880 Don't eat a dead rat that just ate something, 390 00:24:12,922 --> 00:24:15,671 that just ate something, that made it dead. 391 00:24:15,713 --> 00:24:19,086 Dangerous Beans says we shouldn't eat rats at all. 392 00:24:19,128 --> 00:24:23,252 True. Very true. Unless you're hungry. 393 00:24:23,293 --> 00:24:26,959 But rats are always hungry. My point exactly. 394 00:24:27,001 --> 00:24:29,916 Strange. 395 00:24:29,958 --> 00:24:32,499 Reminds me of, erm, 396 00:24:32,541 --> 00:24:35,165 a Prattle and Johnson Little Snapper, 397 00:24:35,206 --> 00:24:37,622 but those are not round like this one. 398 00:24:37,664 --> 00:24:40,080 Mm... 399 00:24:40,122 --> 00:24:45,662 Ah... And there's no extra safety catch. 400 00:24:45,703 --> 00:24:49,119 I think we need... Mr Clicky. 401 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:52,784 Mr Clicky! Come on, Mr Clicky. 402 00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:57,741 Mr Clicky! 403 00:24:57,783 --> 00:24:59,074 Oy, good luck, buddy! 404 00:24:59,116 --> 00:25:01,157 It's showtime, Mr Clicky! 405 00:25:01,198 --> 00:25:04,072 Go, Mr Clicky, you can do it! 406 00:25:04,114 --> 00:25:06,030 On the double, soldier. 407 00:25:08,071 --> 00:25:09,987 What are you waiting for? 408 00:25:10,029 --> 00:25:12,653 Time to do your duty. 409 00:25:12,695 --> 00:25:15,527 Mr Clicky? Hey! 410 00:25:15,569 --> 00:25:18,818 Where do you think you're going?! Come on, lad! 411 00:25:18,859 --> 00:25:20,984 You're made of metal. This... 412 00:25:21,025 --> 00:25:22,775 can't... hurt. 413 00:25:22,817 --> 00:25:24,233 Ugh! 414 00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:27,523 Darktan?! 415 00:25:31,522 --> 00:25:34,105 Wh... What? 416 00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:39,436 What is this? 417 00:25:39,478 --> 00:25:41,936 Ingenious. Never seen this before. 418 00:25:41,977 --> 00:25:45,934 It's a cage. A cage. 419 00:25:45,976 --> 00:25:48,683 A cage! 420 00:25:48,725 --> 00:25:50,849 What's a cage? 421 00:25:50,891 --> 00:25:53,265 It's used to capture a rat. 422 00:25:53,307 --> 00:25:56,848 Who would want to keep a rat? 423 00:26:09,010 --> 00:26:15,134 "And because of Olly the Snake's trick with the road sign, 424 00:26:15,175 --> 00:26:20,257 Mr Bunnsy did not know that he had lost his way." 425 00:26:20,299 --> 00:26:23,506 "He wasn't going to Howard the Stoat's tea party." 426 00:26:24,547 --> 00:26:29,129 "He was heading into the Dark Wood." 427 00:26:42,667 --> 00:26:46,540 She seems to think that it's no good looking inconspicuous 428 00:26:46,582 --> 00:26:51,414 unless people can tell that you are being inconspicuous. 429 00:26:51,456 --> 00:26:56,579 The trouble is, your lady friend thinks life works like a fairy tale. 430 00:26:56,621 --> 00:26:59,411 Mm. That's harmless, though, isn't it? 431 00:26:59,453 --> 00:27:01,994 Maybe. But in fairy tales, 432 00:27:02,036 --> 00:27:04,451 when someone gets hurt... 433 00:27:05,493 --> 00:27:07,784 ..it's just a word. 434 00:27:09,325 --> 00:27:11,491 Hm? 435 00:27:16,114 --> 00:27:19,280 Luckily, I'm prepared for every eventuality. 436 00:27:19,322 --> 00:27:21,988 The grapnel and the rope ladder take up a lot of room. 437 00:27:22,029 --> 00:27:25,320 And then there's the medicine kit and the kettle, the back-up kettle, 438 00:27:25,362 --> 00:27:28,444 the sewing kit... ..and the mirror for sending signals 439 00:27:28,486 --> 00:27:30,652 and these! 440 00:27:30,693 --> 00:27:34,734 Hair pins? You just push it into the keyhole and twiddle. 441 00:27:34,775 --> 00:27:38,399 Malicia, those things work in stories, not... That's right! 442 00:27:38,441 --> 00:27:42,606 Oh, dear me. So, we're back in your story, are we? 443 00:27:42,648 --> 00:27:44,231 And what am I in your story? 444 00:27:44,272 --> 00:27:48,521 Mm, not sure. You're not handsome enough for a love interest 445 00:27:48,563 --> 00:27:51,104 and you're not funny enough for comic relief. 446 00:27:51,145 --> 00:27:53,769 Maybe you're just the sympathetic friend 447 00:27:53,811 --> 00:27:57,935 who serves as a sounding board to help me resolve my ethical dilemmas. 448 00:27:57,976 --> 00:28:00,892 H-How is it you know how to pick locks? 449 00:28:00,934 --> 00:28:04,183 I told you, they lock me out of my room to punish me. 450 00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:07,848 I've seen thieves at work, "cat burglars" they call them 451 00:28:07,890 --> 00:28:10,306 because they are nearly as clever as cats. 452 00:28:10,348 --> 00:28:12,597 They have complicated little tools 453 00:28:12,638 --> 00:28:15,054 which are used with great care and precision. 454 00:28:15,096 --> 00:28:17,012 They don't ever just... 455 00:28:18,387 --> 00:28:19,678 There we are! 456 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,511 That was luck. 457 00:28:25,343 --> 00:28:28,717 Oh, no! I didn't expect this! 458 00:28:28,758 --> 00:28:32,382 Well, it's a dirty room full of junk, what did you expect? 459 00:28:32,424 --> 00:28:36,131 I was expecting something horrible, yet interesting. 460 00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:39,713 Some ghastly clue that would advance the plot. 461 00:28:39,755 --> 00:28:43,545 The world doesn't have a plot. Things just happen, one after another. 462 00:28:43,587 --> 00:28:48,044 Pfft! There's always a plot. You just have to know where to look. 463 00:28:48,086 --> 00:28:51,793 Ha! That's it! A secret passage, of course! 464 00:28:51,835 --> 00:28:54,500 Everyone, look for the entrance to the secret passage! 465 00:28:54,542 --> 00:28:56,583 What does a secret passage look like? 466 00:28:56,625 --> 00:28:59,457 Well, it won't look like one, of course! 467 00:28:59,499 --> 00:29:03,747 Oh, well, in that case, I can see dozens of secret passages. 468 00:29:03,789 --> 00:29:06,622 Er, I don't know how to look for something 469 00:29:06,663 --> 00:29:09,537 that doesn't look like the thing I'm looking for. 470 00:29:09,579 --> 00:29:11,912 Agh! I know it's a rather daring idea, 471 00:29:11,953 --> 00:29:14,786 but suppose there might not be a secret passage? 472 00:29:14,827 --> 00:29:16,868 There has to be! But they're hard to find. 473 00:29:16,910 --> 00:29:19,159 And then you give up, 474 00:29:19,201 --> 00:29:23,408 and it's when you give up and lean against... that wall, 475 00:29:23,450 --> 00:29:27,157 that you inadvertently operate the secret switch! 476 00:29:30,198 --> 00:29:31,655 Huh... 477 00:29:31,697 --> 00:29:36,571 I'll just rest my arm innocently on this coat hook. 478 00:29:36,612 --> 00:29:40,653 And look! A sudden door in the wall miraculously... 479 00:29:40,694 --> 00:29:42,069 ..fails to appear! 480 00:29:42,110 --> 00:29:44,318 Clearly, certain villains totally fail to know 481 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,567 how to design a proper secret passage. 482 00:29:47,775 --> 00:29:50,191 Keith, look! 483 00:29:50,233 --> 00:29:53,940 Hey! Why is there a rat hole in a rat-catchers' building? 484 00:29:53,982 --> 00:29:57,231 I wouldn't come near this place if I were a rat. 485 00:29:57,272 --> 00:29:59,897 Yes! That often happens in stories! 486 00:29:59,938 --> 00:30:04,020 The stupid person comes up with the good idea by accident! 487 00:30:05,561 --> 00:30:07,686 There's a sort of little lever in there. 488 00:30:07,727 --> 00:30:10,976 I'll give it a... push. 489 00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:12,893 Agh! 490 00:30:12,934 --> 00:30:16,391 A trap door! Quite well-hidden. No wonder we didn't see it! 491 00:30:16,433 --> 00:30:19,724 Keith! Are you all right? Not hurt! 492 00:30:19,765 --> 00:30:21,348 Much. 493 00:30:21,390 --> 00:30:23,264 It's a sort of a cellar. 494 00:30:23,306 --> 00:30:25,888 I'm all right because I landed on my head. 495 00:30:27,763 --> 00:30:30,429 Here's a ladder. Why didn't you use it? 496 00:30:30,470 --> 00:30:34,094 I was unable to take advantage of it on account of... 497 00:30:34,136 --> 00:30:36,760 ..falling past it. 498 00:30:36,802 --> 00:30:38,343 Where's my hat? 499 00:30:38,385 --> 00:30:39,967 Ahh! 500 00:30:57,587 --> 00:31:00,711 Oh, my goodness! Huh? 501 00:31:00,753 --> 00:31:01,919 Food! 502 00:31:08,084 --> 00:31:10,874 Smoked ham! 503 00:31:12,707 --> 00:31:15,331 Mmm! So good! 504 00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:17,664 Wow! Over here! 505 00:31:17,706 --> 00:31:19,872 I found the bakery section! 506 00:31:19,913 --> 00:31:23,204 So they are stealing food... 507 00:31:24,245 --> 00:31:26,619 ..mostly at night, 508 00:31:26,661 --> 00:31:30,243 for some undetermined purpose. 509 00:31:30,285 --> 00:31:32,368 Those are the best mysteries! 510 00:31:32,409 --> 00:31:36,158 The more they are solved, the more mysterious they get. 511 00:31:41,573 --> 00:31:43,947 All right, speak up. Agh! 512 00:31:43,989 --> 00:31:47,155 Just say a few words. Or a poem maybe? What about a lim... 513 00:31:47,196 --> 00:31:49,237 Agh! Peaches! 514 00:31:49,279 --> 00:31:54,361 It's you! Put me down! Do you mind? Oh! Of course! 515 00:31:54,402 --> 00:31:56,277 Keith! Sardines! We're in... 516 00:31:56,319 --> 00:32:00,067 Ah, don't worry, I know everything! 517 00:32:01,359 --> 00:32:05,024 We're in trouble! You won't believe what we've found! 518 00:32:05,066 --> 00:32:07,648 I did ask you if you could talk, didn't I? Yes, you did, but... 519 00:32:07,690 --> 00:32:09,898 I'm quite vigilant about asking, you know. 520 00:32:09,939 --> 00:32:12,105 Yes, yes! You've made your point! I believe you! 521 00:32:12,147 --> 00:32:15,563 But we're still in trouble! Why? What's wrong? 522 00:32:19,853 --> 00:32:22,144 Mr Clicky? 523 00:32:22,185 --> 00:32:26,559 What are you doing here? When I get my hands on that wind-up toy... 524 00:32:26,601 --> 00:32:28,933 Darktan! Are you hurt? 525 00:32:28,975 --> 00:32:31,058 Ugh! 526 00:32:31,099 --> 00:32:33,765 Pfffff! Just my pride. 527 00:32:33,807 --> 00:32:35,223 Here, 528 00:32:35,265 --> 00:32:36,972 let me handle this. 529 00:32:37,014 --> 00:32:40,555 Where is he? I will crush that useless piece of tin! 530 00:32:42,429 --> 00:32:44,345 Stop! 531 00:32:44,387 --> 00:32:46,678 I just want to talk to ya. It won't hurt! 532 00:32:46,719 --> 00:32:51,176 Well, it will just a little! Back off, Mr Too Many Belts! 533 00:32:51,218 --> 00:32:53,759 It's not cool to pick on the little guys. 534 00:32:53,801 --> 00:32:55,925 He had one job to do! 535 00:32:55,967 --> 00:32:59,341 You're safe with me now. 536 00:33:02,631 --> 00:33:05,172 Huh. So this is what they do. Yeah. 537 00:33:05,214 --> 00:33:10,670 This is new. Insidious. These traps, very cleverly designed. 538 00:33:10,712 --> 00:33:12,836 It would have to be to capture you! 539 00:33:12,878 --> 00:33:15,377 They are designed to take us prisoner. 540 00:33:15,419 --> 00:33:17,585 Prisoner? What for? 541 00:33:17,626 --> 00:33:20,417 That's pretty much our business, 542 00:33:20,459 --> 00:33:22,042 don't you think? 543 00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:25,291 I knew you were a part of this! Ha! 544 00:33:25,332 --> 00:33:28,540 Tell us a story, story-telling girl! 545 00:33:28,581 --> 00:33:31,872 You're stealing food, somehow, for some reason. 546 00:33:31,914 --> 00:33:36,204 To feed the rats you've captured, maybe, and must be hiding somewhere. 547 00:33:36,246 --> 00:33:39,328 You don't need to be clever to see that this is a bad situation 548 00:33:39,370 --> 00:33:41,452 and might need running away from quite soon. 549 00:33:41,494 --> 00:33:44,035 ..so that's why the food went missing. Get them! 550 00:33:45,243 --> 00:33:48,450 Come here! Such as now. 551 00:33:48,492 --> 00:33:53,449 Oh, you think Malicia is the only person who can comment on the story? 552 00:33:57,281 --> 00:34:00,988 Well, she thinks the story is about her, but it's not. 553 00:34:01,030 --> 00:34:05,112 Check out the title if you harbour any doubts. 554 00:34:06,611 --> 00:34:10,193 Oh, I hate cats! 555 00:34:10,235 --> 00:34:13,192 Rats served on a silver platter! 556 00:34:13,234 --> 00:34:15,483 Get that thing off my foot! Boss Man will be very happy! 557 00:34:17,524 --> 00:34:20,149 And now the kids! 558 00:34:20,190 --> 00:34:22,898 Let go of me! Go and tie 'em up somewhere. Let go! 559 00:34:22,939 --> 00:34:26,813 Hey, look! The rat. Why is it wearing a hat? Hm? 560 00:34:26,855 --> 00:34:29,937 Huh! 561 00:34:29,979 --> 00:34:31,895 Billy, look at that! A show-rat! 562 00:34:31,937 --> 00:34:37,476 Oh, don't look at me like that, like I'm abandoning my friends. 563 00:34:37,518 --> 00:34:42,100 I'm a cat, and cats choose their battles wisely! 564 00:34:42,142 --> 00:34:45,474 Hey, Billy! He'd be good for the pit. 565 00:34:45,516 --> 00:34:50,639 We'll call him The Rat With the Hat! 566 00:35:07,634 --> 00:35:10,799 What are they keeping us for? Normally, a rat is trapped 567 00:35:10,841 --> 00:35:12,341 and then... 568 00:35:12,382 --> 00:35:15,298 What's so funny, Dangerous Beans? 569 00:35:15,340 --> 00:35:19,130 Maurice! I knew you wouldn't let us down, old friend! 570 00:35:19,172 --> 00:35:23,379 I've always said, "We can depend on Maurice." 571 00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:25,337 Never a doubt. Mm. Right. 572 00:35:25,378 --> 00:35:29,585 I saw you rush off to start looking for us, even before we were caught! 573 00:35:30,668 --> 00:35:32,834 Ooh! Hey! 574 00:35:32,876 --> 00:35:37,583 So, what's your plan? First, we get out of here.Excellent. 575 00:35:37,624 --> 00:35:40,124 Then get as far away from this town as possible. 576 00:35:40,165 --> 00:35:42,748 Yeah. After we rescue Sardines. 577 00:35:42,789 --> 00:35:45,122 You left out that part. Yes. 578 00:35:45,164 --> 00:35:46,955 An oversight. Let me go over it again. 579 00:35:46,996 --> 00:35:48,871 First, we get out of here, 580 00:35:48,912 --> 00:35:52,203 then... Ahem! Plus the boy and the girl. 581 00:35:52,245 --> 00:35:55,702 They're tied up in another cellar. We have to rescue them, too. 582 00:35:55,744 --> 00:35:57,826 Oh! Humans, you know! 583 00:35:57,868 --> 00:36:01,034 They'll eventually work it all out, deals will be struck! 584 00:36:01,075 --> 00:36:04,074 We have to find out where they took Sardines. 585 00:36:04,116 --> 00:36:07,282 Perhaps you heard them mention... the pit? 586 00:36:09,281 --> 00:36:12,988 I was in a place once, a storage building. 587 00:36:13,030 --> 00:36:17,445 Some men came in and put a big round wall in the middle of the floor 588 00:36:17,487 --> 00:36:20,653 and called it... the pit.' 589 00:36:20,694 --> 00:36:24,943 They had a box of rats and tipped them into the ring 590 00:36:24,985 --> 00:36:29,317 and then then they put in the dogs. Terriers. '' 591 00:36:29,358 --> 00:36:31,316 The rats fought the dogs? 592 00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:32,774 Fought? No. 593 00:36:32,815 --> 00:36:36,897 Mostly they ran around and around. It's called rat coursing. 594 00:36:36,939 --> 00:36:39,563 How is it we've never heard of this? 595 00:36:39,605 --> 00:36:42,646 Because there wouldn't be any rats left to tell you. 596 00:36:48,061 --> 00:36:50,685 Right, then. 597 00:36:51,685 --> 00:36:56,058 Peaches, Dangerous Beans, Maurice, you go free up Keith and Malicia. 598 00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:58,849 Nourishing, Special Offer, Delicious In-Brine, 599 00:36:58,891 --> 00:37:02,306 we rescue Sardines. His trail will be easy to follow. 600 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:07,804 He was widdling the entire way. 601 00:37:18,051 --> 00:37:20,634 So, let's go over it again, shall we? 602 00:37:20,675 --> 00:37:23,675 You don't have a knife of any kind? 603 00:37:23,716 --> 00:37:28,423 None. Or some handy matches that could burn through the rope? 604 00:37:28,465 --> 00:37:30,048 No. Sorry. 605 00:37:30,089 --> 00:37:33,588 Did you even look? I looked! 606 00:37:40,461 --> 00:37:42,210 You know, in many ways, 607 00:37:42,252 --> 00:37:44,501 I don't think the plot of this adventure 608 00:37:44,543 --> 00:37:47,417 has been properly structured. 609 00:37:49,541 --> 00:37:52,207 Rrrrgh! 610 00:38:11,660 --> 00:38:14,450 Keep the pace! 611 00:38:17,866 --> 00:38:21,406 All right, I'm running out of patience. 612 00:38:21,448 --> 00:38:24,239 I'm gonna start to reach here. 613 00:38:24,281 --> 00:38:29,446 This would be the ideal time for you to discover your secret powers! 614 00:38:29,487 --> 00:38:33,111 Oh! Great idea! Ah, yeah! 615 00:38:33,153 --> 00:38:35,194 Oh...! Yes? I feel... 616 00:38:35,235 --> 00:38:38,235 Huh? Huh? 617 00:38:38,276 --> 00:38:40,817 No. Nothing. 618 00:38:40,859 --> 00:38:43,691 Ugh! Are you sure? 619 00:38:43,733 --> 00:38:47,523 When I first saw you I thought, "He must have some amazing power 620 00:38:47,565 --> 00:38:49,481 that will manifest itself when we're in trouble." 621 00:38:49,523 --> 00:38:53,313 "No-one could be that useless, unless it was a disguise!" 622 00:38:53,355 --> 00:38:57,395 No! Look, I'm the kind of person heroes aren't. 623 00:38:57,437 --> 00:39:00,269 I'm a cheat, part of a rat scam. 624 00:39:00,311 --> 00:39:01,935 What I do is play music 625 00:39:01,977 --> 00:39:05,268 and I do that pretty well, thank you. 626 00:39:05,309 --> 00:39:08,808 But I am not a hero in disguise. 627 00:39:08,850 --> 00:39:11,349 Sorry to disappoint you. 628 00:39:12,765 --> 00:39:15,431 Oh. 629 00:39:15,473 --> 00:39:18,180 So, you're the commoner 630 00:39:18,222 --> 00:39:21,763 who has to rise to the occasion? 631 00:39:21,804 --> 00:39:24,887 You should've found someone else. 632 00:39:24,928 --> 00:39:26,594 Ow! There's something behind me! 633 00:39:26,636 --> 00:39:29,469 We're gnawing through the ropes! What? Ow! 634 00:39:29,510 --> 00:39:32,884 Hold still! Dangerous Beans! Peaches! 635 00:39:32,926 --> 00:39:38,507 It's about time! Talking animals to the rescue! 636 00:39:38,549 --> 00:39:41,506 Unbelievable! This is almost too easy! 637 00:39:41,548 --> 00:39:44,422 Almost like - pfft! - Mr Bunnsy. 638 00:39:44,464 --> 00:39:47,338 Mr Bunnsy? What about Mr Bunnsy? 639 00:39:47,380 --> 00:39:49,629 Oh, those are just books for little kids! 640 00:39:49,671 --> 00:39:52,753 There's a rat and a rabbit and a snake 641 00:39:52,795 --> 00:39:55,086 and they go around having adventures. 642 00:39:55,127 --> 00:40:00,709 They wear clothes and talk to humans and everyone's so nice and cosy. 643 00:40:00,750 --> 00:40:03,125 It is so silly! 644 00:40:03,166 --> 00:40:05,666 My father read them to me when I was a kid.Erm... 645 00:40:05,707 --> 00:40:07,207 I think you'd better stop. 646 00:40:07,248 --> 00:40:11,330 Morris? Of course, now I see how simplistic they are! 647 00:40:11,372 --> 00:40:13,830 No subtext, no social commentary. 648 00:40:13,871 --> 00:40:16,079 Doris the Duck loses a shoe? 649 00:40:16,121 --> 00:40:19,411 You call that narrative tension? Malicia, please stop! What? 650 00:40:19,453 --> 00:40:22,160 You knew! YOU KNEW! 651 00:40:22,202 --> 00:40:26,201 There's no island paradise. There never was. 652 00:40:26,242 --> 00:40:29,117 You lied to us! No, I... 653 00:40:29,158 --> 00:40:31,616 Look... No, Peaches, don't! 654 00:40:31,657 --> 00:40:34,740 I never had the heart to tell you. 655 00:40:34,781 --> 00:40:38,030 Peaches, it's all right. No! Peaches! 656 00:40:38,072 --> 00:40:40,905 Peaches? No! 657 00:40:40,946 --> 00:40:42,529 Peaches! Come back! 658 00:40:42,571 --> 00:40:45,653 Dangerous Beans, don't... Peaches! 659 00:40:45,695 --> 00:40:49,319 All their hopes... dashed. 660 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:51,734 Bad cat! BAD CAT! 661 00:40:51,776 --> 00:40:55,692 Oh, I hate this feeling. That you've done something wrong? 662 00:40:55,733 --> 00:40:59,190 No! That I now need to do something good to make up for it. 663 00:40:59,232 --> 00:41:04,397 Like, figure out how to get you two past the rat-catchers. 664 00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:08,021 Peaches? 665 00:41:09,771 --> 00:41:12,478 Peaches? 666 00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,769 She came this way. 667 00:41:15,810 --> 00:41:19,642 Peaches, please! We can work things out. 668 00:41:19,684 --> 00:41:24,099 The book is a lie! You lied to me! 669 00:41:24,141 --> 00:41:28,140 The book is not what matters! It's what we make of it! 670 00:41:28,181 --> 00:41:30,097 Go away! 671 00:41:34,888 --> 00:41:37,970 I don't think we are alone down here. 672 00:41:40,136 --> 00:41:43,760 If you would just stay in one place till I get to you! 673 00:41:43,802 --> 00:41:46,092 Leave me alone! 674 00:41:51,757 --> 00:41:54,673 Beans? 675 00:41:54,715 --> 00:41:58,589 Beans? I think there's something else down here! 676 00:42:04,129 --> 00:42:07,544 Peaches! 677 00:42:25,830 --> 00:42:28,787 Bon appetit. 678 00:42:28,829 --> 00:42:31,245 Hey! It's that cat! 679 00:42:31,287 --> 00:42:33,869 Enjoying your last supper? 680 00:42:33,911 --> 00:42:36,202 What? Hey... 681 00:42:36,243 --> 00:42:38,909 What's this? Killalot. 682 00:42:38,951 --> 00:42:41,492 Oh. That sounds bad. What?! 683 00:42:41,533 --> 00:42:44,741 How did you... Hey, you stole our poison! 684 00:42:44,782 --> 00:42:48,531 Steal? No, no, no, no, We don't steal. 685 00:42:48,573 --> 00:42:50,072 We just put it somewhere else. 686 00:42:50,114 --> 00:42:53,946 Set that down. That's dangerous stuff! And tell me where you put it. 687 00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:57,404 Well, now that you mention it, I think the cat there 688 00:42:57,445 --> 00:43:00,444 put most of it in the sugar. 689 00:43:01,860 --> 00:43:04,401 Oh, I knew that tea tasted funny. 690 00:43:04,443 --> 00:43:08,650 You... Don't even think of hurting us. 691 00:43:08,692 --> 00:43:12,107 We might forget where we left the antidote. 692 00:43:12,149 --> 00:43:14,565 There is no antidote to Killalot! 693 00:43:14,606 --> 00:43:19,522 Oh, but there is. I know a few experts on the topic of rat poison. 694 00:43:19,563 --> 00:43:21,271 Answers. Now. 695 00:43:21,313 --> 00:43:24,937 You caught rats alive and crammed them into cages. Why? 696 00:43:24,978 --> 00:43:28,311 I can feel things happening! 697 00:43:28,352 --> 00:43:30,810 Don't you know anything about poison? 698 00:43:30,851 --> 00:43:35,225 Your stomach won't start to melt for about, oh, 20 minutes? 699 00:43:35,267 --> 00:43:37,183 This is great stuff. 700 00:43:37,224 --> 00:43:40,057 Oh, this is inhuman! 701 00:43:40,099 --> 00:43:44,056 No, it's extremely human. Your poisons do it to rats every day. 702 00:43:44,097 --> 00:43:48,471 Now, tell me about the rats in the cages. 703 00:43:48,513 --> 00:43:52,386 At first, we caught a few! For the pit! 704 00:43:52,428 --> 00:43:56,885 Then? We accidentally made a Rat King. 705 00:43:56,927 --> 00:43:59,592 A Rat King? 706 00:43:59,634 --> 00:44:03,383 Is it still alive? I've never seen him afraid before. 707 00:44:03,425 --> 00:44:05,882 IS IT STILL ALIVE?! 708 00:44:05,924 --> 00:44:08,090 Er, w-what is a Rat King? 709 00:44:08,131 --> 00:44:11,172 Rat kings are deadly evil. 710 00:44:11,214 --> 00:44:14,421 A collection of rats, their tails knotted together, and then... 711 00:44:14,463 --> 00:44:18,253 We didn't mean to. We put a handful of rats in a bucket 712 00:44:18,295 --> 00:44:21,960 and later, when we opened the lid... 713 00:44:23,002 --> 00:44:26,126 ..there it was! 714 00:44:26,167 --> 00:44:30,999 The rats, together, their minds merge to form one creature. 715 00:44:31,041 --> 00:44:34,790 It gains consciousness, power, mind power. 716 00:44:34,831 --> 00:44:38,289 It can dominate and control others. 717 00:44:38,330 --> 00:44:40,871 This is a game-changer. 718 00:44:40,913 --> 00:44:44,120 A Rat King? No. This is too much. 719 00:44:44,162 --> 00:44:47,577 Oh, wait! Where are you going? 720 00:44:48,952 --> 00:44:50,910 I, erm, 721 00:44:50,951 --> 00:44:54,034 I have to go and warn the others! 722 00:44:56,325 --> 00:44:58,157 Antidote! Antidote, please! 723 00:44:58,199 --> 00:45:01,990 My stomach feels like there's rats running around in it! 724 00:45:02,031 --> 00:45:06,613 You don't deserve it, but we left it in that little cellar downstairs. 725 00:45:06,655 --> 00:45:08,571 I should hurry if I were you. 726 00:45:15,152 --> 00:45:17,068 Me, too! 727 00:45:17,110 --> 00:45:19,109 How much poison did Maurice give them? 728 00:45:19,151 --> 00:45:22,566 You mean the laxative? Lots. Where is it? 729 00:45:22,608 --> 00:45:25,899 But they should be all right if they don't take too much of the antidote. 730 00:45:25,940 --> 00:45:28,440 And what did you leave down there for the antidote? 731 00:45:28,481 --> 00:45:31,230 More laxative. 732 00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:34,563 I've got to find a toilet! 733 00:45:34,604 --> 00:45:36,312 Too late. 734 00:45:36,354 --> 00:45:38,395 The laxative was brilliant. 735 00:45:38,437 --> 00:45:42,310 But giving it to them as an antidote, as well, that is... 736 00:45:42,352 --> 00:45:45,226 Clever? Narratively satisfying? 737 00:45:45,268 --> 00:45:46,892 Genius! 738 00:45:46,934 --> 00:45:48,933 The genius part is, 739 00:45:48,975 --> 00:45:50,974 I know where to go next. 740 00:45:51,016 --> 00:45:52,807 To the forest! 741 00:45:52,849 --> 00:45:55,015 The Dark Wood? 742 00:45:55,056 --> 00:45:57,889 Well, there are trees and it is dark. 743 00:45:57,930 --> 00:46:02,179 Why? Don't you know? Don't you read? 744 00:46:02,221 --> 00:46:04,762 There is only one thing that can control a Rat King. 745 00:46:04,803 --> 00:46:07,261 One! In the entire landscape of literature! 746 00:46:07,303 --> 00:46:10,302 We have to get it or all of us are in real trouble. 747 00:46:10,343 --> 00:46:12,051 What? 748 00:46:12,093 --> 00:46:16,008 The pipe of the Pied Piper. 749 00:46:16,050 --> 00:46:17,924 The real Pied Piper! 750 00:46:30,795 --> 00:46:33,669 You hear the words "Rat King" and you get out of there. 751 00:46:33,711 --> 00:46:35,627 Permanently. That's the rule. 752 00:46:35,669 --> 00:46:39,626 Yep! Lucky me! And what an end to the story! 753 00:46:39,667 --> 00:46:44,124 The Amazing Maurice barely escapes with six of his nine lives. 754 00:46:44,166 --> 00:46:47,956 And these little beauties, of course! 755 00:46:47,998 --> 00:46:51,955 Yep, huge advantage being a cat. 756 00:46:51,997 --> 00:46:56,995 Actually, it's too bad for them they're not cats. 757 00:46:58,162 --> 00:47:01,536 Hey, why am I even thinking about them? 758 00:47:01,577 --> 00:47:04,701 I'm not feeling guilty about this. I'm a cat! 759 00:47:04,743 --> 00:47:08,367 Free to follow my own fate. My next big adventure. 760 00:47:08,408 --> 00:47:09,700 I think I'll go to sea. 761 00:47:09,741 --> 00:47:12,365 Always fancied being a ship's cat. 762 00:47:12,407 --> 00:47:17,072 Might get a little bit sick, I suppose, but I'll get used to it. 763 00:47:17,114 --> 00:47:20,988 What a twist! And it's just getting better! 764 00:47:21,029 --> 00:47:24,237 Malicia? You've been up here three days! 765 00:47:24,278 --> 00:47:26,153 Do you want some dinner? 766 00:47:26,195 --> 00:47:28,902 I'm coming down soon, Dad! I promise! 767 00:47:28,944 --> 00:47:31,693 This is not the behaviour of a normal girl. 768 00:47:31,734 --> 00:47:34,942 Where were we? Oh, yes. Mr Bunnsy. 769 00:47:34,983 --> 00:47:38,649 "Ratty Rupert was the bravest rat there ever was." 770 00:47:38,691 --> 00:47:40,898 "Everyone in Furry Bottom said so." 771 00:47:40,940 --> 00:47:45,230 "So he was sent to find Mr Bunnsy." 772 00:47:45,272 --> 00:47:49,770 "Little did he know what was waiting for him." 773 00:48:07,515 --> 00:48:12,430 This must be it. Ten rats in 32 seconds! 774 00:48:12,472 --> 00:48:15,346 Come on, give me a hand. 775 00:48:15,387 --> 00:48:18,470 That's a smidgen over three seconds per rat! 776 00:48:18,511 --> 00:48:22,510 Let's hear it for The Blitz From Bad Blintz! 777 00:48:22,552 --> 00:48:26,801 Billy! 778 00:48:26,842 --> 00:48:30,299 Sardines is not far. 779 00:48:40,171 --> 00:48:42,546 - Ready for the next round? - Yes! 780 00:48:42,587 --> 00:48:44,337 Give it up for... 781 00:48:44,378 --> 00:48:48,335 ..Jacko! 782 00:48:48,377 --> 00:48:51,876 Are you ready 783 00:48:51,918 --> 00:48:54,167 to rattle? 784 00:48:54,209 --> 00:48:57,583 How long will they last? 785 00:48:59,874 --> 00:49:04,455 Oh, no! This is even worse than Maurice told! 786 00:49:04,497 --> 00:49:08,954 Sardines is dog food. Idiots! Work together! 787 00:49:08,996 --> 00:49:11,703 You could strip that fleabag to the bone! 788 00:49:13,661 --> 00:49:16,118 That was a quick one! 789 00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:20,825 Six rats in 28 seconds! Good boy! 790 00:49:20,867 --> 00:49:22,283 All right, folks! 791 00:49:22,325 --> 00:49:26,282 For tonight's main event, we've got a real treat for you! 792 00:49:26,324 --> 00:49:29,614 You won't have seen a rat like this before. 793 00:49:29,656 --> 00:49:33,821 We call him The Rat With the Hat! 794 00:49:36,279 --> 00:49:38,736 Sardines! 795 00:49:38,778 --> 00:49:40,694 Your fans are waiting! 796 00:49:43,568 --> 00:49:46,984 Showtime! 797 00:49:47,025 --> 00:49:50,483 And here is the legendary champion, 798 00:49:50,524 --> 00:49:54,148 Brute the Cute! 799 00:49:54,190 --> 00:49:56,856 Aww! 800 00:50:01,813 --> 00:50:05,062 He doesn't stand a chance! All right, all right, calm down! 801 00:50:05,103 --> 00:50:09,019 We do the Rubber-String-Thing! You know what to do! 802 00:50:09,060 --> 00:50:12,351 Everyone get into position! Um, rubber-string... what? 803 00:50:12,393 --> 00:50:15,433 You, come here! Attach the string! Me? 804 00:50:15,475 --> 00:50:18,016 I don't know if I can... Quick! Do it! 805 00:50:18,057 --> 00:50:20,598 OK! All right! 806 00:50:21,848 --> 00:50:24,930 Ten dollars he won't last a second! 807 00:50:24,972 --> 00:50:26,513 Fight! 808 00:50:26,555 --> 00:50:29,054 Oof! 809 00:50:40,051 --> 00:50:42,550 Huh? 810 00:50:42,591 --> 00:50:46,215 Get it done! Double the pressure, half the speed! 811 00:50:46,257 --> 00:50:49,173 ♪ Dip-a-doo-ba-da, boo! 812 00:50:49,214 --> 00:50:53,380 What is the rat doing? The Charleston, I think. 813 00:50:53,421 --> 00:50:55,546 Hurry up! Wait! 814 00:50:55,587 --> 00:50:58,170 ♪ Ba-ba-ba-da, baa! ♪ 815 00:50:58,212 --> 00:51:01,461 Now or never! Nearly done! Come on! Got it! 816 00:51:01,502 --> 00:51:05,584 Sardines, here I come...! 817 00:51:05,626 --> 00:51:07,584 I-I... Oh, YOU! 818 00:51:07,625 --> 00:51:09,541 I thought that I would... 819 00:51:10,999 --> 00:51:13,748 Aaaggghhh! 820 00:51:14,748 --> 00:51:17,997 Sardines, we'll get you out of this! 821 00:51:18,039 --> 00:51:20,080 Did the rat just talk? 822 00:51:20,121 --> 00:51:23,704 Don't worry. Stay behind me. 823 00:51:23,745 --> 00:51:25,870 Don't move, I've got you! Huh? 824 00:51:28,910 --> 00:51:32,826 Go on, Brute, get stuck in! 825 00:51:41,740 --> 00:51:43,531 What are you waiting for? 826 00:51:43,572 --> 00:51:46,488 He's not in the right position! 827 00:51:54,527 --> 00:51:56,902 I know, I know... 828 00:51:56,943 --> 00:52:00,942 You've spent your showbusiness career biting rats that ran away. 829 00:52:00,984 --> 00:52:04,233 But rats that fight back... Huh! Huh! 830 00:52:04,274 --> 00:52:06,482 ..they're something new. 831 00:52:06,524 --> 00:52:08,481 Huh? 832 00:52:08,523 --> 00:52:12,147 $15 on the talking rat! 833 00:52:16,229 --> 00:52:19,478 Come on, you mutt, or are you gonna chicken out? 834 00:52:19,519 --> 00:52:22,269 Attack! 835 00:52:28,225 --> 00:52:32,057 Ha-ha! Smell ya later. 836 00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:41,304 Watch it! 837 00:52:43,804 --> 00:52:46,969 Oh, yes! A brawl! 838 00:52:47,011 --> 00:52:49,343 $20 on... 839 00:52:53,467 --> 00:52:57,633 Puh! Humans! 840 00:52:58,674 --> 00:53:01,215 Hey, little fella! 841 00:53:01,256 --> 00:53:03,839 Come on, then. 842 00:53:15,752 --> 00:53:17,793 All in one piece? Good. 843 00:53:17,835 --> 00:53:20,875 Thanks, Darktan! Thanks to all of you! 844 00:53:20,917 --> 00:53:22,500 Mm... 845 00:53:26,332 --> 00:53:29,581 Ha! Welcome to the rescue squad! Mission completed! 846 00:53:29,623 --> 00:53:32,997 Let's go! But stay frosty! 847 00:54:07,527 --> 00:54:10,235 What is that, that tune? 848 00:54:10,277 --> 00:54:14,067 Huh? Oh, sorry, was feeling nervous. It helps me... 849 00:54:14,109 --> 00:54:18,566 Agh! ..if I play. Oof! Ow! 850 00:54:18,607 --> 00:54:21,690 Mm, it was nice. 851 00:54:25,313 --> 00:54:29,271 Say, do you have a princess, or someone else you are in love with, 852 00:54:29,312 --> 00:54:32,769 who might be impressed by your heroics? 853 00:54:32,811 --> 00:54:35,144 No, I do not. 854 00:54:35,185 --> 00:54:37,476 Oh, that's too bad, 855 00:54:37,518 --> 00:54:39,851 otherwise you and I might have been an item. 856 00:54:39,892 --> 00:54:44,391 How could my having someone else mean I'm right for you? 857 00:54:44,433 --> 00:54:48,265 Plot complications! Every story needs them. 858 00:54:49,931 --> 00:54:52,597 If you were doing this for someone else, 859 00:54:52,638 --> 00:54:55,221 I would be the girl right in front of you 860 00:54:55,262 --> 00:54:58,845 who's obviously much better for you but you don't see it 861 00:54:58,886 --> 00:55:01,969 and you would realise in the end. 862 00:55:02,010 --> 00:55:06,342 But since there isn't anyone else, I'm not that girl. 863 00:55:08,217 --> 00:55:09,800 Malicia, 864 00:55:09,841 --> 00:55:12,049 this isn't some story. 865 00:55:14,590 --> 00:55:17,672 That's what everyone's been trying to tell you. 866 00:55:18,838 --> 00:55:22,129 Listen, orphan boy, who was probably a changeling fairy 867 00:55:22,171 --> 00:55:24,337 and that's why you can play amazing music, 868 00:55:24,378 --> 00:55:26,253 I'll tell you something! 869 00:55:26,294 --> 00:55:28,377 I know about real life. 870 00:55:28,419 --> 00:55:30,043 I know people think I'm silly, 871 00:55:30,085 --> 00:55:32,501 but you know what? 872 00:55:32,542 --> 00:55:35,500 Aaaggghhh! 873 00:55:35,542 --> 00:55:37,832 If you don't turn your life into a story, 874 00:55:37,874 --> 00:55:41,665 you become part of someone else's story! 875 00:55:46,663 --> 00:55:50,370 And what if your story doesn't go anywhere? 876 00:55:50,412 --> 00:55:52,703 But it will. It always does. 877 00:55:52,744 --> 00:55:55,119 It has to go somewhere. 878 00:55:58,659 --> 00:56:02,033 There! 879 00:56:29,358 --> 00:56:31,899 There he is! 880 00:56:31,941 --> 00:56:34,440 That's dedication! 881 00:56:34,481 --> 00:56:40,105 He wears his Pied Piper outfit even in his down time. 882 00:56:40,146 --> 00:56:42,687 He looks... 883 00:56:42,729 --> 00:56:45,270 ..somewhat intense! 884 00:56:45,311 --> 00:56:47,477 He did once get upset about an unpaid bill 885 00:56:47,519 --> 00:56:51,018 and magicked an entire town's worth of children into the woods, 886 00:56:51,060 --> 00:56:53,309 never to be found! 887 00:56:53,351 --> 00:56:55,808 And why did you not tell me that 888 00:56:55,850 --> 00:56:58,557 before now? 889 00:56:59,599 --> 00:57:02,598 The original fairy tales are the best. 890 00:57:02,639 --> 00:57:05,972 Really quite brutal. 891 00:57:14,261 --> 00:57:15,927 There it is! 892 00:57:15,968 --> 00:57:18,343 That's the pipe! 893 00:57:33,713 --> 00:57:35,087 Ooh, nice! 894 00:57:38,961 --> 00:57:40,961 Yep. That's it, all right. 895 00:57:41,002 --> 00:57:45,418 I bet he has the whole forest under his spell. 896 00:57:46,459 --> 00:57:48,958 Peaches? 897 00:57:50,416 --> 00:57:52,832 Peaches? 898 00:57:54,248 --> 00:57:56,872 Peaches? 899 00:57:59,038 --> 00:58:02,037 'Hello, Dangerous Beans.' 900 00:58:02,079 --> 00:58:04,245 What? 901 00:58:04,287 --> 00:58:07,744 Where are you? Show me! Let me smell you! 902 00:58:07,786 --> 00:58:11,076 'I'm in your head.' What? How? 903 00:58:11,118 --> 00:58:14,742 'See that small tunnel to your right?' 904 00:58:14,783 --> 00:58:17,158 'Enter it.' 905 00:58:18,532 --> 00:58:22,739 'I'm up here, Dangerous Beans.' 906 00:58:22,781 --> 00:58:24,655 'Come to me.' 907 00:58:24,697 --> 00:58:29,820 Why?'Someone I think you know is waiting for you.' 908 00:58:35,818 --> 00:58:38,859 "And as night fell, 909 00:58:38,901 --> 00:58:40,984 Mr Bunnsy remembered, 910 00:58:41,025 --> 00:58:44,316 "There's something terrible 911 00:58:44,357 --> 00:58:47,606 in the Dark Wood!" 912 00:58:49,189 --> 00:58:52,813 Ominous! 913 00:59:15,265 --> 00:59:18,888 Hello, Dangerous Beans. 914 00:59:18,930 --> 00:59:21,138 How do you know my name? 915 00:59:21,179 --> 00:59:24,720 I know you better than you might think. 916 00:59:24,762 --> 00:59:28,719 And, oh, the ability to read your thoughts does help. 917 00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:31,509 Where is Peaches? 918 00:59:31,551 --> 00:59:33,134 Safe. 919 00:59:33,176 --> 00:59:34,800 Where is she? 920 00:59:34,842 --> 00:59:39,715 Safe, I said! I'm keeping her quite close. 921 00:59:42,256 --> 00:59:45,547 Oh, don't be afraid! Rather the opposite. 922 00:59:45,588 --> 00:59:48,213 I would like that you would join me. 923 00:59:48,254 --> 00:59:49,379 Join you? 924 00:59:49,420 --> 00:59:53,044 You are a marvel, Dangerous Beans. 925 00:59:53,086 --> 00:59:56,210 You have a mind to rival my own, 926 00:59:56,252 --> 00:59:59,584 a mind that is thoughtful and wise. 927 00:59:59,626 --> 01:00:04,083 A mind that thinks for many rats, not just one. 928 01:00:04,124 --> 01:00:08,498 Oh, I send them out each night to steal food. 929 01:00:08,540 --> 01:00:12,955 The rats grow stronger, the humans grow weaker. 930 01:00:12,996 --> 01:00:18,203 That is the answer to your mystery! 931 01:00:18,245 --> 01:00:24,201 Mm... One mind is only as strong as one mind 932 01:00:24,243 --> 01:00:27,034 and two minds are as strong as two, 933 01:00:27,075 --> 01:00:29,533 but put three minds together... 934 01:00:29,575 --> 01:00:32,282 ..three minds are four minds 935 01:00:32,324 --> 01:00:35,864 and four minds are eight minds... 936 01:00:35,906 --> 01:00:40,654 ..AND EIGHT MINDS ARE... 937 01:00:40,696 --> 01:00:43,112 ..one. 938 01:00:44,237 --> 01:00:47,027 Where is Peaches? 939 01:00:48,860 --> 01:00:52,276 No! Help me! Help! 940 01:00:52,317 --> 01:00:55,192 Peaches! Peaches, I'm here! Help me! It's all right! 941 01:00:55,233 --> 01:00:58,649 It's all right, Peaches, I'm here. Yes. Yes. 942 01:00:58,691 --> 01:01:01,231 You are here. 943 01:01:01,273 --> 01:01:05,897 Well, we want the same things, you and I. 944 01:01:05,938 --> 01:01:07,729 We have plans. 945 01:01:07,771 --> 01:01:12,270 We want the triumph of rats over humans! 946 01:01:12,311 --> 01:01:14,852 I harbour a somewhat different dream. 947 01:01:14,894 --> 01:01:17,185 Individual rats and humans, 948 01:01:17,226 --> 01:01:21,558 living together in peace, respect and harmony. 949 01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:25,599 Like in a story book? 950 01:01:27,140 --> 01:01:30,972 Yes. Exactly like in a story book. 951 01:01:31,014 --> 01:01:35,137 Complete with a happy ending. Meow! 952 01:01:35,179 --> 01:01:36,929 Ugh! 953 01:01:45,842 --> 01:01:49,133 Oh, you want to buy your way out? 954 01:01:49,175 --> 01:01:51,466 Hm, something like... 955 01:01:51,507 --> 01:01:53,340 ..that! 956 01:01:59,213 --> 01:02:04,795 Agh! Morris! It's Maurice. 957 01:02:04,836 --> 01:02:06,503 Ah, you silly cat! 958 01:02:06,544 --> 01:02:10,085 Let's go! Beans! Come on! 959 01:02:10,127 --> 01:02:13,334 Silly rat... Silly rat... Silly Rat... Silly Rat... 960 01:02:13,375 --> 01:02:17,166 I can force you to join me. 961 01:02:17,208 --> 01:02:21,165 Join me... Join... Join... Join... 962 01:02:21,206 --> 01:02:24,747 You'll never fit through! I'm a cat! If my head fits, 963 01:02:24,789 --> 01:02:26,871 the rest will follow! 964 01:02:28,996 --> 01:02:32,328 It's futile to run when I'm in your heads! 965 01:02:36,743 --> 01:02:40,492 Don't worry! A cat always lands on its feet! 966 01:02:40,534 --> 01:02:42,908 Agh! Aaaggghhh! 967 01:02:45,574 --> 01:02:47,198 Agh! 968 01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:50,489 Oof! 969 01:02:50,531 --> 01:02:51,780 Ah! Maurice! 970 01:02:51,822 --> 01:02:54,654 Amazing Maurice. 971 01:02:54,696 --> 01:02:59,070 We have to get out of here! Get out of town! Fast! 972 01:02:59,111 --> 01:03:00,944 Whoa! Oof! 973 01:03:00,986 --> 01:03:04,651 What about Keith and Malicia? We're dealing with a Rat King! 974 01:03:04,693 --> 01:03:06,817 A Rat King?! Oh, no! 975 01:03:06,859 --> 01:03:09,358 OK, they can catch up. 976 01:03:21,271 --> 01:03:23,520 I'll distract him. You grab the pipe. 977 01:03:23,562 --> 01:03:25,978 What? He's already asleep. 978 01:03:26,019 --> 01:03:29,019 Well, then, I've done my part. 979 01:03:47,429 --> 01:03:50,720 I didn't do it mama, I sw... Mmmmm! 980 01:03:50,762 --> 01:03:53,428 I did... 981 01:04:05,965 --> 01:04:08,048 Wow! 982 01:04:08,090 --> 01:04:09,672 Look out! 983 01:04:09,714 --> 01:04:11,630 Huh? 984 01:04:13,963 --> 01:04:16,754 I'm sorry, Mr Piper, but I'm afraid I must insist 985 01:04:16,795 --> 01:04:18,628 that you hand over that pipe. 986 01:04:18,670 --> 01:04:21,919 Oh, now, is that so? 987 01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:23,585 Yes, that is so! 988 01:04:23,626 --> 01:04:29,500 Or else I've got this and I'm not afraid to use it! 989 01:04:29,541 --> 01:04:31,666 That's a fork. 990 01:04:31,707 --> 01:04:34,581 A knife would be too sharp to carry around in my bag, 991 01:04:34,623 --> 01:04:36,914 so it makes sense for me to use a fork. 992 01:04:36,956 --> 01:04:38,788 Sir? 993 01:04:38,830 --> 01:04:43,079 Did you really steal a town full of children? 994 01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:46,619 Half the things they say about me are not true! 995 01:04:46,661 --> 01:04:49,118 Well, that's a relief! No! 996 01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:52,242 He didn't say which half. Clever girl! 997 01:04:52,284 --> 01:04:57,074 And you look tasty, too! Uh-oh! I think he just told us which half. 998 01:04:57,116 --> 01:05:00,823 Out to the oven, both of you! 999 01:05:00,865 --> 01:05:02,864 Ugh! 1000 01:05:02,906 --> 01:05:06,363 I think he got us! 1001 01:05:08,779 --> 01:05:10,903 Whaaa? The oven? 1002 01:05:10,945 --> 01:05:13,528 This is so Hansel and Gretel. 1003 01:05:16,110 --> 01:05:18,318 Now's about the time 1004 01:05:18,359 --> 01:05:22,108 a character we almost forgot will appear unexpectedly 1005 01:05:22,150 --> 01:05:25,066 to pay his debt and save the day! 1006 01:05:28,773 --> 01:05:32,980 Looks like your story doesn't have a happy end. 1007 01:05:33,021 --> 01:05:36,687 In that case, Keith, 1008 01:05:36,729 --> 01:05:40,269 this would be the perfect moment for you to confess 1009 01:05:40,311 --> 01:05:43,393 how you truly feel about me. 1010 01:05:43,435 --> 01:05:46,267 How I truly feel about you? 1011 01:05:46,309 --> 01:05:47,892 Mm-hm! 1012 01:05:50,016 --> 01:05:53,140 Most of the time, 1013 01:05:53,182 --> 01:05:55,514 fairly annoyed. 1014 01:06:06,136 --> 01:06:09,177 Agh! 1015 01:06:31,753 --> 01:06:37,876 Aaaggghhh... 1016 01:06:41,958 --> 01:06:46,040 I knew I could count on you, Mr Clicky! 1017 01:06:46,082 --> 01:06:47,665 We got it! Let's go! 1018 01:06:47,706 --> 01:06:50,914 Now they have the rare and precious weapon 1019 01:06:50,955 --> 01:06:54,579 to defeat the evil Rat King! 1020 01:06:54,621 --> 01:06:57,995 Everybody, hurry! What's all the fuss about? 1021 01:06:58,036 --> 01:07:00,369 A Rat King? Well, that doesn't sound so bad. 1022 01:07:00,411 --> 01:07:04,243 It is, believe me. We need to beat it pronto. 1023 01:07:04,285 --> 01:07:06,950 A dead end! How do we get out? 1024 01:07:06,992 --> 01:07:10,033 Everybody, calm down! Please! 1025 01:07:10,074 --> 01:07:14,823 Quiet! I'm trying to think! 1026 01:07:14,865 --> 01:07:17,280 Agh! 1027 01:07:17,322 --> 01:07:20,863 Hey! Watch it! You watch it! 1028 01:07:22,196 --> 01:07:24,112 One rat can think, right? 1029 01:07:24,153 --> 01:07:26,444 But a bunch of rats is just a big animal 1030 01:07:26,486 --> 01:07:29,568 with lots of legs and no brain. 1031 01:07:31,443 --> 01:07:36,400 As soon as there's trouble, we're just... rats. 1032 01:07:36,441 --> 01:07:39,565 If it's any help, I'm just a cat. 1033 01:07:39,607 --> 01:07:42,231 Oh, you are not "just a cat", Maurice. 1034 01:07:42,273 --> 01:07:45,772 Well, we've always wondered how I got changed, 1035 01:07:45,813 --> 01:07:49,146 even though I never ate any magical rubbish from the wizard's dump. 1036 01:07:49,187 --> 01:07:50,395 Yesss? 1037 01:07:50,437 --> 01:07:54,102 A mystery. Well, er, now might be the time. 1038 01:07:54,144 --> 01:07:56,976 Did you ever know a rat, quite big, one ear missing, 1039 01:07:57,018 --> 01:07:59,351 had a bit of a speech difficulty? 1040 01:07:59,392 --> 01:08:02,850 Oh, that sounds like Additives. Right? 1041 01:08:02,891 --> 01:08:04,682 Oh, no! 1042 01:08:04,724 --> 01:08:08,473 All right! All right! I ate him! 1043 01:08:11,305 --> 01:08:14,596 I hadn't learned to think yet! I was hungry! 1044 01:08:14,638 --> 01:08:17,220 I ate him and then I got changed, too! 1045 01:08:17,262 --> 01:08:21,344 I admit it! It wasn't my fault. I was just a cat. 1046 01:08:21,385 --> 01:08:23,635 Are you sorry? Sorry? 1047 01:08:23,676 --> 01:08:26,675 Cats are never sorry. They never regret anything! 1048 01:08:26,717 --> 01:08:30,716 Except... Except, I do! 1049 01:08:30,758 --> 01:08:34,298 Then, it is all right. Probably. 1050 01:08:34,340 --> 01:08:37,672 Yo, Maurice! Give me a hand! 1051 01:08:42,296 --> 01:08:45,586 Quick! Right, let's get out of here once and for all! 1052 01:08:53,292 --> 01:08:55,250 What's wrong? There... 1053 01:08:55,292 --> 01:08:57,416 Hello there! 1054 01:08:57,457 --> 01:08:59,249 Oh! Retreat! 1055 01:08:59,290 --> 01:09:04,039 Back away, everyone! Oh, please, don't run off! You've just arrived. 1056 01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:07,454 Enough with the masquerade! Show yourself! 1057 01:09:07,496 --> 01:09:09,662 Oh, you want to see me? 1058 01:09:09,704 --> 01:09:10,912 Well, 1059 01:09:10,953 --> 01:09:15,077 here I am! 1060 01:09:19,867 --> 01:09:23,033 Agh! 1061 01:09:47,567 --> 01:09:52,690 Do you see me, white rat, in your misty eyesight? 1062 01:09:53,773 --> 01:09:57,939 Yes, you do see me. 1063 01:10:02,021 --> 01:10:05,061 And now, come to me, 1064 01:10:05,103 --> 01:10:07,852 my little bunnies! 1065 01:10:09,935 --> 01:10:13,600 What is happening? I don't know! 1066 01:10:17,974 --> 01:10:19,598 Busy day? 1067 01:10:22,056 --> 01:10:25,388 No, come on, everyone. You have to fight it! 1068 01:10:25,430 --> 01:10:28,013 He's too strong! 1069 01:10:28,054 --> 01:10:30,845 Maurice, you could get away. 1070 01:10:30,887 --> 01:10:35,843 No! No! I-I would rather stay and stand with my friends. 1071 01:10:35,885 --> 01:10:38,842 Er, no, actually, you could probably get away. What? 1072 01:10:38,884 --> 01:10:43,174 And go get help. But we still give you credit for your noble stance. 1073 01:10:43,216 --> 01:10:44,882 But I... 1074 01:10:47,381 --> 01:10:50,755 Ah, that fluffy tail is probably the last we'll ever see of him. 1075 01:10:50,797 --> 01:10:54,671 Yep.Bye-bye.Good riddance! Ahem! Pardon me! 1076 01:10:54,713 --> 01:10:57,670 Can we continue? Fine. 1077 01:10:57,712 --> 01:11:00,836 Come to me! 1078 01:11:11,166 --> 01:11:12,915 Maurice! Keith! 1079 01:11:12,957 --> 01:11:16,456 We've got the Pied Piper's pipe and we're headed back to town. 1080 01:11:16,497 --> 01:11:19,663 Good! I'm off to find Keith and Malicia 1081 01:11:19,705 --> 01:11:22,037 and lead them back to battle the Rat King! 1082 01:11:22,079 --> 01:11:27,036 Yes! Go! Go! Right! Go! Go! OK, bye! 1083 01:11:32,159 --> 01:11:35,200 Yeah, let's call that a heat-of-the-moment fail. 1084 01:11:35,242 --> 01:11:40,240 Yes, that never happened. Let's never mention that, ever, to anyone. 1085 01:11:40,282 --> 01:11:43,989 Deal! So one more time. 1086 01:11:44,030 --> 01:11:46,071 Maurice! We have the pipe! 1087 01:11:46,113 --> 01:11:49,320 The Rat King is on the attack! Follow me! 1088 01:11:55,527 --> 01:11:58,401 Come! 1089 01:11:58,443 --> 01:12:00,775 COME! 1090 01:12:02,066 --> 01:12:04,857 Hey, watch out! Oh, no! 1091 01:12:04,899 --> 01:12:08,731 Together, we will be strong! 1092 01:12:08,773 --> 01:12:11,064 Oh, no! 1093 01:12:11,105 --> 01:12:12,980 I got you! 1094 01:12:13,021 --> 01:12:15,604 Your offer is interesting, 1095 01:12:15,646 --> 01:12:18,186 but what of those who aren't strong? 1096 01:12:20,769 --> 01:12:23,185 Agh! 1097 01:12:23,227 --> 01:12:25,726 Delicious! This tickles! 1098 01:12:25,767 --> 01:12:32,724 Delicious indeed! The weak are food. That is how it has always been. 1099 01:12:32,765 --> 01:12:35,306 A-ha-ha! Things are becoming clearer. 1100 01:12:35,348 --> 01:12:38,722 No! Ugh! Fight him! For our lives! 1101 01:12:38,763 --> 01:12:40,679 For our future! 1102 01:12:40,721 --> 01:12:45,470 Yes, join us! I have great plans! 1103 01:12:45,511 --> 01:12:50,593 You only have plans! Well, I have dreams! 1104 01:12:50,635 --> 01:12:52,342 You defy me? 1105 01:12:52,384 --> 01:12:54,633 Excuse me?! What was that? 1106 01:12:55,883 --> 01:12:57,549 Over here! 1107 01:12:57,591 --> 01:13:02,214 You?! Mayor's daughter, ya foolish child! 1108 01:13:02,256 --> 01:13:04,380 Will you please be quiet? 1109 01:13:04,422 --> 01:13:08,879 What? Your voice, it's so loud! Just shut up! 1110 01:13:08,921 --> 01:13:11,295 I'm trying to hear the music. 1111 01:13:11,336 --> 01:13:12,711 Music? 1112 01:13:12,753 --> 01:13:14,502 That's right. Music. 1113 01:13:14,544 --> 01:13:17,460 A collection of tonal vibrations of varying durations, 1114 01:13:17,501 --> 01:13:18,709 arranged in a pleasant, 1115 01:13:18,751 --> 01:13:21,458 some might even say compelling, order. 1116 01:13:40,869 --> 01:13:43,743 No! No! Agh! 1117 01:13:46,159 --> 01:13:49,325 Malicia, are you sure this is going to work? 1118 01:13:49,366 --> 01:13:52,740 But of course. You just wait. 1119 01:14:06,861 --> 01:14:11,859 Humans... Humans are the vermin of this world. 1120 01:14:11,901 --> 01:14:14,400 Aaaggghhh! 1121 01:14:14,442 --> 01:14:16,150 Keith! 1122 01:14:16,191 --> 01:14:20,023 Humans have tortured and poisoned and killed, 1123 01:14:20,065 --> 01:14:24,813 and all of that is now given form in me. 1124 01:14:24,855 --> 01:14:28,729 We must live alongside the humans! 1125 01:14:28,771 --> 01:14:32,186 They trap and course us for pleasure. 1126 01:14:32,228 --> 01:14:36,768 We will teach them to respect who we are. Arrrgh! 1127 01:14:36,810 --> 01:14:39,309 Oh, yes, we will. 1128 01:14:39,351 --> 01:14:41,767 With fear! 1129 01:14:41,808 --> 01:14:44,599 Keith! Keith! Keith! 1130 01:14:44,641 --> 01:14:45,682 Oy! Keith! 1131 01:14:45,724 --> 01:14:48,764 Oh, why didn't it work? 1132 01:14:48,806 --> 01:14:51,513 Keith, this is your story arc. 1133 01:14:51,555 --> 01:14:53,679 Remember what you've learned and use it! 1134 01:14:53,721 --> 01:14:56,970 But I haven't learned anything! 1135 01:14:57,012 --> 01:15:00,177 Go get him! Ugh! OK! 1136 01:15:00,219 --> 01:15:03,510 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Nourishing! 1137 01:15:03,551 --> 01:15:05,717 This suuuucks! 1138 01:15:05,759 --> 01:15:07,508 Ugh! 1139 01:15:07,550 --> 01:15:09,008 Whaaaa! 1140 01:15:09,050 --> 01:15:11,674 Oof! Ugh! 1141 01:15:11,715 --> 01:15:13,298 Sardines! Stop! 1142 01:15:13,340 --> 01:15:17,547 I'm taking my final bow! 1143 01:15:17,589 --> 01:15:19,296 Ugh! 1144 01:15:20,338 --> 01:15:24,795 And we would rule that rat world together, 1145 01:15:24,836 --> 01:15:25,961 would we? 1146 01:15:26,003 --> 01:15:28,710 We would... co-operate. 1147 01:15:28,752 --> 01:15:32,501 Yeah, right! You co-operate, he rules! 1148 01:15:32,542 --> 01:15:35,250 Smart cat. 1149 01:15:37,041 --> 01:15:41,498 The stupid kid is making me seriously angry! 1150 01:15:41,540 --> 01:15:44,122 One moment. 1151 01:15:46,205 --> 01:15:49,954 Oh, you really shouldn't have! 1152 01:15:51,037 --> 01:15:53,036 You obviously do not know 1153 01:15:53,078 --> 01:15:56,202 how a proper showdown ends for the bad guy! 1154 01:15:56,243 --> 01:15:57,493 You'll be... 1155 01:15:57,535 --> 01:16:00,575 ..destroyed! Malicia! 1156 01:16:00,617 --> 01:16:03,366 You talk too much! 1157 01:16:03,408 --> 01:16:06,573 Now, where were we? Oh, yes. 1158 01:16:06,615 --> 01:16:09,864 Join me! 1159 01:16:09,906 --> 01:16:11,947 Malicia? 1160 01:16:11,988 --> 01:16:13,321 Mm? 1161 01:16:16,070 --> 01:16:17,986 Keith! 1162 01:16:18,028 --> 01:16:23,110 I'm sorry, the pipe, it's not working. 1163 01:16:23,151 --> 01:16:27,025 It's not the pipe, stupid. 1164 01:16:27,067 --> 01:16:28,317 Huh? 1165 01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:32,524 Just play. 1166 01:16:35,898 --> 01:16:37,980 OK. 1167 01:16:38,022 --> 01:16:40,646 You will obey me! 1168 01:16:40,688 --> 01:16:43,395 Never! 1169 01:16:44,895 --> 01:16:48,060 Then, feel my pain! 1170 01:16:57,641 --> 01:17:00,265 Er... Mm... 1171 01:17:00,307 --> 01:17:04,055 W-What's that? 1172 01:17:04,097 --> 01:17:06,430 Oh, it's, er... 1173 01:17:06,471 --> 01:17:08,929 You! 1174 01:17:08,971 --> 01:17:10,303 Huh? 1175 01:17:10,345 --> 01:17:14,677 What are you doing? Where are you going? 1176 01:17:15,885 --> 01:17:18,384 Uh! Uh! No, no! Enough! Enough! 1177 01:17:18,426 --> 01:17:20,758 Enough! 1178 01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:25,465 Ahh, it's beautiful! 1179 01:17:27,631 --> 01:17:32,172 Sweet music! 1180 01:17:32,213 --> 01:17:36,712 Sweet, sweet music. 1181 01:17:39,128 --> 01:17:41,169 Over here! Hurry! 1182 01:17:41,210 --> 01:17:44,334 Everybody, this way, fast! 1183 01:17:46,584 --> 01:17:49,999 Looks like someone discovered his secret power. 1184 01:18:07,952 --> 01:18:10,785 That is beyond ugly! 1185 01:18:10,826 --> 01:18:13,784 Well played, Piper. 1186 01:18:13,825 --> 01:18:19,823 Well played! But your music cannot break... 1187 01:18:19,865 --> 01:18:22,073 ..me! 1188 01:18:32,194 --> 01:18:38,234 Come now, Dangerous Beans. It is time. 1189 01:18:38,276 --> 01:18:42,150 No! You are nothing but darkness! 1190 01:18:42,191 --> 01:18:45,565 And you are nothing but a rat! 1191 01:18:45,607 --> 01:18:47,481 I am more than a rat! 1192 01:18:47,523 --> 01:18:51,230 If I am not more than a rat, 1193 01:18:51,272 --> 01:18:53,896 I am nothing at all! 1194 01:18:53,938 --> 01:18:57,728 Then, be... 1195 01:18:57,770 --> 01:18:59,977 ..nothing. 1196 01:19:00,019 --> 01:19:01,185 Agh! 1197 01:19:06,684 --> 01:19:10,016 Maurice, my friend, 1198 01:19:10,058 --> 01:19:13,723 maybe now it's a good time to be... 1199 01:19:14,598 --> 01:19:17,014 ..just a cat. 1200 01:19:20,221 --> 01:19:22,470 You see, 1201 01:19:22,512 --> 01:19:25,511 the Amazing Maurice, that's me, 1202 01:19:25,553 --> 01:19:28,968 had longed to be a proper cat for months. 1203 01:19:29,010 --> 01:19:34,258 I have so much bottled-up ancestral fight and viciousness 1204 01:19:34,300 --> 01:19:39,340 flowing through my veins, it sparks off my claws! 1205 01:19:42,672 --> 01:19:46,713 The Rat King sends all of his power, 1206 01:19:46,755 --> 01:19:50,795 enough to bring down a tiger! 1207 01:19:50,837 --> 01:19:54,710 But now, just for a few seconds, 1208 01:19:54,752 --> 01:19:58,209 this particular cat could bring down a tiger 1209 01:19:58,251 --> 01:20:00,875 all on... 1210 01:20:00,917 --> 01:20:03,708 ..his own! 1211 01:20:04,999 --> 01:20:07,540 Eurgh! 1212 01:20:07,581 --> 01:20:12,288 Rrrggghhh! 1213 01:20:33,698 --> 01:20:36,114 Beans! No! 1214 01:20:36,156 --> 01:20:37,947 Did you save him? 1215 01:20:37,988 --> 01:20:40,321 I tried to save him. 1216 01:20:43,237 --> 01:20:45,153 Beans? 1217 01:20:45,195 --> 01:20:48,069 Beans?! Dangerous Beans? 1218 01:20:48,110 --> 01:20:50,610 Please, no! 1219 01:21:12,269 --> 01:21:15,977 Bone Rat. Also known as The Grim Squeaker. 1220 01:21:16,018 --> 01:21:19,600 You've come for Dangerous Beans, I suppose? 1221 01:21:19,642 --> 01:21:23,266 No. After all we've been through? Not gonna happen! 1222 01:21:23,308 --> 01:21:24,974 Argh! 1223 01:21:28,556 --> 01:21:31,097 All right, mister, 1224 01:21:31,139 --> 01:21:32,846 let's hear you talk. 1225 01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:35,929 I'll give you one chance. Unnn! 1226 01:21:37,595 --> 01:21:42,552 Desist from attacking my associate, Morris. 1227 01:21:42,593 --> 01:21:43,843 That's Mauriiiiice! 1228 01:21:43,885 --> 01:21:45,884 Yes, sir! Mr Death! 1229 01:21:45,926 --> 01:21:47,800 Yes, at once, sir. 1230 01:21:47,842 --> 01:21:49,216 Oof! 1231 01:21:51,132 --> 01:21:54,964 Good to see you again, Morris. 1232 01:21:55,006 --> 01:21:57,922 Hello, sir. Good to see you again, too. 1233 01:21:57,963 --> 01:22:01,837 How many lives do you have left now? Erm... 1234 01:22:01,879 --> 01:22:07,002 Lemme think. Er, six, sir! Six. Very definitely six lives, sir. 1235 01:22:07,044 --> 01:22:11,501 But you were run over by a cart only last month, weren't you? 1236 01:22:11,543 --> 01:22:15,000 Oh, that, sir? No. Buh-Barely grazed me. 1237 01:22:15,041 --> 01:22:18,457 Got away with hardly a scratch, sir. Exactly. 1238 01:22:18,499 --> 01:22:21,248 O-Oh. Oh, I... Yeah. I see. 1239 01:22:21,290 --> 01:22:25,580 That makes five lives, Morris. 1240 01:22:27,204 --> 01:22:29,870 Sir, please, 1241 01:22:29,912 --> 01:22:31,786 take two of my lives. 1242 01:22:31,828 --> 01:22:34,285 I would give an extra one in exchange for the life 1243 01:22:34,327 --> 01:22:36,368 of this brave little rat. 1244 01:22:36,410 --> 01:22:42,283 That is very un-cat-like of you, Morris. I'm amazed. 1245 01:22:42,325 --> 01:22:44,907 Well, I'm pretty shocked too, sir. 1246 01:22:44,949 --> 01:22:48,614 It's just that this one is special. 1247 01:22:48,656 --> 01:22:52,613 Wise and inspiring. 1248 01:22:52,655 --> 01:22:55,737 Your request will be granted. 1249 01:22:55,779 --> 01:22:59,861 We came for two lives and two we will take. 1250 01:22:59,902 --> 01:23:03,235 The balance is preserved. 1251 01:23:03,276 --> 01:23:05,151 Thank you, sir! 1252 01:23:05,192 --> 01:23:09,275 Oh, sir? I'm not gonna remember all this, am I, sir? 1253 01:23:09,316 --> 01:23:12,190 Because that would just be too embarrassing. 1254 01:23:12,232 --> 01:23:14,523 Of course not, Morris. 1255 01:23:19,480 --> 01:23:22,021 Beans! 1256 01:23:23,270 --> 01:23:24,770 Beans! 1257 01:23:24,811 --> 01:23:28,185 Please say something! 1258 01:23:29,227 --> 01:23:31,059 Beans? 1259 01:23:31,101 --> 01:23:34,058 Don't leave me! 1260 01:23:34,100 --> 01:23:36,391 Beans... 1261 01:23:36,433 --> 01:23:40,140 Dangerous Beans! 1262 01:23:40,182 --> 01:23:42,431 I thought you were dead! 1263 01:23:42,472 --> 01:23:45,180 I thought so, too! 1264 01:23:49,512 --> 01:23:51,595 What? 1265 01:23:57,135 --> 01:23:59,384 Hey! Ah! 1266 01:24:00,633 --> 01:24:03,466 See, the couple of a story has to kiss 1267 01:24:03,508 --> 01:24:06,507 whenever there are people celebrating around them. 1268 01:24:06,548 --> 01:24:09,839 But this is real life? 1269 01:24:09,881 --> 01:24:11,588 And a story. 1270 01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:14,338 Our story. 1271 01:24:15,421 --> 01:24:17,795 Well, in that case... 1272 01:24:17,836 --> 01:24:19,378 Whoa! 1273 01:24:19,419 --> 01:24:21,169 Mmmm! 1274 01:24:23,668 --> 01:24:24,793 Mwah! 1275 01:24:27,875 --> 01:24:29,458 Mm... 1276 01:24:34,998 --> 01:24:38,955 Maurice, is that a purr? 1277 01:24:45,411 --> 01:24:50,618 "Ratty Rupert saved the day, and Mr Bunnsy's hide!" 1278 01:24:50,660 --> 01:24:53,159 "Well done, Ratty Rupert!" 1279 01:24:53,200 --> 01:24:57,407 ..cried the animals of Furry Bottom. 1280 01:25:00,115 --> 01:25:04,197 And that is how the story of Mr Bunnsy ends. 1281 01:25:04,239 --> 01:25:07,862 "But how does our story end?" you might ask yourself. 1282 01:25:07,904 --> 01:25:10,487 Well, in the end, 1283 01:25:10,528 --> 01:25:13,986 our story is all about... 1284 01:25:14,027 --> 01:25:15,985 ♪ Rats! 1285 01:25:16,027 --> 01:25:17,859 ♪ You've... got... 1286 01:25:17,901 --> 01:25:21,442 ♪ ..rats! ♪ 1287 01:25:21,483 --> 01:25:25,732 Bad Blintz has become a tourist attraction! 1288 01:25:25,774 --> 01:25:27,940 Ta-da! 1289 01:25:29,023 --> 01:25:33,438 People travel from miles around to visit. 1290 01:25:36,937 --> 01:25:39,644 And buy the souvenir mugs and stuffed toys 1291 01:25:39,686 --> 01:25:42,976 and other things which have no use whatsoever, 1292 01:25:43,018 --> 01:25:45,267 other than to be bought and taken home. 1293 01:25:45,309 --> 01:25:49,100 There you go, dear! The famine is over 1294 01:25:49,141 --> 01:25:52,765 and there's plenty of food for everyone! 1295 01:25:52,807 --> 01:25:56,514 And once a day, the town's Pied Piper, 1296 01:25:56,556 --> 01:25:59,555 whose name is Keith and, actually, who kisses rather well, 1297 01:25:59,596 --> 01:26:01,596 plays his pipes, 1298 01:26:01,637 --> 01:26:04,595 and the rats dance to the music in a conga line. 1299 01:26:04,636 --> 01:26:07,719 Ah, Mr Clicky, my lad. 1300 01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:11,634 How's the family today? 1301 01:26:11,676 --> 01:26:14,550 The rats have a town of their own 1302 01:26:14,592 --> 01:26:17,466 and get free use of the library. 1303 01:26:17,507 --> 01:26:21,298 And even send their little rats to school. 1304 01:26:21,339 --> 01:26:24,630 In other words, rodents live happily, 1305 01:26:24,672 --> 01:26:27,546 side by side, with people. 1306 01:26:27,588 --> 01:26:33,336 Just how Peaches once dreamed it would be. 1307 01:26:33,377 --> 01:26:38,084 Due to the efforts of Maurice, the Amazing Maurice, 1308 01:26:38,126 --> 01:26:42,583 and his educated rodents! 1309 01:26:44,124 --> 01:26:46,457 But mostly... 1310 01:26:46,498 --> 01:26:48,039 ..me! 1311 01:26:48,081 --> 01:26:51,288 Meow! 1312 01:27:01,035 --> 01:27:03,660 ♪ Hey, what you doing? 1313 01:27:03,701 --> 01:27:05,951 ♪ I got a pocketful of rhythm for you 1314 01:27:05,992 --> 01:27:09,866 ♪ And if you don't know what it is you should do with it 1315 01:27:09,908 --> 01:27:13,781 ♪ Follow me 1316 01:27:13,823 --> 01:27:16,406 ♪ Hey, where you going? 1317 01:27:16,447 --> 01:27:19,613 ♪ I see you looking for your light but you're glowing 1318 01:27:19,655 --> 01:27:22,112 ♪ But if you take a look inside then you'll know 1319 01:27:22,154 --> 01:27:24,153 ♪ It's gonna set you free 1320 01:27:24,195 --> 01:27:25,653 ♪ Set you free 1321 01:27:25,694 --> 01:27:29,360 ♪ Oh, sometimes we get it right ♪ Ah, ah... 1322 01:27:29,402 --> 01:27:32,401 ♪ And we all get it wrong ♪ Ah, ah... 1323 01:27:32,442 --> 01:27:35,650 ♪ But you're always gonna fail 1324 01:27:35,691 --> 01:27:39,940 ♪ At being someone that you're not, so... 1325 01:27:39,982 --> 01:27:41,481 ♪ Be yourself 1326 01:27:41,523 --> 01:27:43,064 ♪ Cos everybody else 1327 01:27:43,106 --> 01:27:44,813 ♪ Is taking 1328 01:27:44,855 --> 01:27:46,396 ♪ And everybody else 1329 01:27:46,438 --> 01:27:49,437 ♪ Is faking it till they're making it 1330 01:27:49,479 --> 01:27:51,645 ♪ Be yourself 1331 01:27:52,686 --> 01:27:54,352 ♪ Be yourself 1332 01:27:54,394 --> 01:27:55,893 ♪ Cos everybody else 1333 01:27:55,935 --> 01:27:57,643 ♪ Is taking 1334 01:27:57,684 --> 01:27:59,059 ♪ And everybody else 1335 01:27:59,101 --> 01:28:02,225 ♪ Is faking it till they're making it 1336 01:28:02,266 --> 01:28:06,348 ♪ Be yourself-elf-elf-elf! 1337 01:28:10,680 --> 01:28:13,346 ♪ Hey, it's been too long 1338 01:28:13,388 --> 01:28:16,637 ♪ And you've been sticking out in places you don't belong 1339 01:28:16,678 --> 01:28:19,386 ♪ But when you find the melody of your own song 1340 01:28:19,428 --> 01:28:21,094 ♪ Well, sing along 1341 01:28:21,135 --> 01:28:22,635 ♪ Sing along 1342 01:28:22,677 --> 01:28:26,175 ♪ Oh, sometimes we get it right ♪ Ah, ah... 1343 01:28:26,217 --> 01:28:29,299 ♪ And we all get it wrong ♪ Ah, ah... 1344 01:28:29,341 --> 01:28:32,548 ♪ But you're always gonna fail 1345 01:28:32,590 --> 01:28:36,589 ♪ At being someone that you're not, so... 1346 01:28:36,631 --> 01:28:38,255 ♪ Be yourself 1347 01:28:38,297 --> 01:28:39,713 ♪ Cos everybody else 1348 01:28:39,755 --> 01:28:41,504 ♪ Is taking 1349 01:28:41,546 --> 01:28:42,962 ♪ And everybody else 1350 01:28:43,004 --> 01:28:46,128 ♪ Is faking it till they're making it 1351 01:28:46,169 --> 01:28:48,252 ♪ Be yourself 1352 01:28:49,293 --> 01:28:51,084 ♪ Be yourself 1353 01:28:51,126 --> 01:28:52,501 ♪ Cos everybody else 1354 01:28:52,542 --> 01:28:54,333 ♪ Is taking 1355 01:28:54,375 --> 01:28:55,750 ♪ And everybody else 1356 01:28:55,791 --> 01:28:58,915 ♪ Is faking it till they're making it 1357 01:28:58,957 --> 01:29:02,123 ♪ Be yourself-elf-elf-elf! 1358 01:29:02,164 --> 01:29:04,872 ♪ Be yourself! 1359 01:29:04,913 --> 01:29:08,454 ♪ Oh, be yourself 1360 01:29:08,496 --> 01:29:10,578 ♪ Be yourself 1361 01:29:13,369 --> 01:29:16,410 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1362 01:29:16,451 --> 01:29:18,201 ♪ Be yourself 1363 01:29:18,243 --> 01:29:19,700 ♪ Cos everybody else 1364 01:29:19,742 --> 01:29:21,408 ♪ Is taking 1365 01:29:21,450 --> 01:29:22,908 ♪ And everybody else 1366 01:29:22,949 --> 01:29:26,032 ♪ Is faking it till they're making it 1367 01:29:26,073 --> 01:29:31,030 ♪ Be yourself 1368 01:29:31,072 --> 01:29:32,488 ♪ Cos everybody else 1369 01:29:32,530 --> 01:29:34,154 ♪ Is taking 1370 01:29:34,196 --> 01:29:35,695 ♪ And everybody else 1371 01:29:35,737 --> 01:29:38,903 ♪ Is faking it till they're making it 1372 01:29:38,944 --> 01:29:42,027 ♪ Be yourself-elf-elf-elf! 1373 01:29:42,068 --> 01:29:43,984 ♪ Be yourself ♪ 1374 01:29:52,565 --> 01:29:54,814 ♪ After all 1375 01:29:54,856 --> 01:29:56,397 ♪ That we've been through 1376 01:29:56,439 --> 01:29:59,646 ♪ Who'd have thought that we'd be here 1377 01:29:59,688 --> 01:30:02,145 ♪ Take a breath 1378 01:30:02,187 --> 01:30:03,770 ♪ And look around you 1379 01:30:03,812 --> 01:30:06,977 ♪ Can you hear it loud and clear? 1380 01:30:07,019 --> 01:30:10,851 ♪ Did you tell yourself a story? 1381 01:30:10,893 --> 01:30:14,558 ♪ And seen it in your room 1382 01:30:14,600 --> 01:30:19,432 ♪ Cos I told myself a story 1383 01:30:19,473 --> 01:30:22,556 ♪ And I just can't believe that we're living it! 1384 01:30:22,597 --> 01:30:24,722 ♪ Side by side 1385 01:30:24,763 --> 01:30:26,638 ♪ You and I 1386 01:30:26,679 --> 01:30:30,220 ♪ This is all I've ever wanted 1387 01:30:30,262 --> 01:30:32,261 ♪ I feel like 1388 01:30:32,303 --> 01:30:34,177 ♪ I can fly 1389 01:30:34,219 --> 01:30:37,593 ♪ It's some superpower magic 1390 01:30:37,634 --> 01:30:39,759 ♪ And all my life 1391 01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:41,633 ♪ All my nights 1392 01:30:41,675 --> 01:30:45,090 ♪ I would give them all to you 1393 01:30:45,132 --> 01:30:47,256 ♪ Side by side 1394 01:30:47,298 --> 01:30:49,214 ♪ You and I 1395 01:30:49,256 --> 01:30:53,629 ♪ This is all I've ever wanted 1396 01:30:55,087 --> 01:30:57,295 ♪ I had dreams 1397 01:30:57,337 --> 01:30:58,794 ♪ Of a hero 1398 01:30:58,836 --> 01:31:02,293 ♪ Out of nowhere you appeared 1399 01:31:02,335 --> 01:31:06,250 ♪ Sweet, sweet music all around you 1400 01:31:06,292 --> 01:31:09,624 ♪ Everybody wants to hear 1401 01:31:09,666 --> 01:31:13,498 ♪ Cos I told myself a story 1402 01:31:13,540 --> 01:31:16,456 ♪ And I just can't believe that we're living it! 1403 01:31:16,497 --> 01:31:18,622 ♪ Side by side 1404 01:31:18,663 --> 01:31:21,412 ♪ You and I 1405 01:31:21,454 --> 01:31:24,911 ♪ This is all I've ever wanted 1406 01:31:24,953 --> 01:31:27,036 ♪ I feel like 1407 01:31:27,077 --> 01:31:28,910 ♪ I can fly 1408 01:31:28,952 --> 01:31:32,284 ♪ It's some superpower magic 1409 01:31:32,326 --> 01:31:34,533 ♪ And all my life 1410 01:31:34,575 --> 01:31:36,408 ♪ All my nights 1411 01:31:36,449 --> 01:31:40,698 ♪ I would give them all to you 1412 01:31:40,740 --> 01:31:42,864 ♪ Side by side 1413 01:31:42,906 --> 01:31:44,738 ♪ You and I 1414 01:31:44,780 --> 01:31:49,279 ♪ This is all I've ever wanted 1415 01:32:01,192 --> 01:32:04,191 ♪ And I just can't believe that we're living it! 1416 01:32:04,232 --> 01:32:06,398 ♪ Side by side 1417 01:32:06,440 --> 01:32:08,273 ♪ You and I 1418 01:32:08,314 --> 01:32:11,772 ♪ This is all I've ever wanted 1419 01:32:11,813 --> 01:32:13,771 ♪ I feel like 1420 01:32:13,813 --> 01:32:15,645 ♪ I can fly 1421 01:32:15,687 --> 01:32:19,103 ♪ It's some superpower magic 1422 01:32:19,144 --> 01:32:21,352 ♪ And all my life 1423 01:32:21,394 --> 01:32:23,185 ♪ All my nights 1424 01:32:23,226 --> 01:32:27,767 ♪ I would give them all to you 1425 01:32:27,808 --> 01:32:29,933 ♪ Side by side 1426 01:32:29,974 --> 01:32:31,849 ♪ You and I 1427 01:32:31,890 --> 01:32:36,347 ♪ This is all I've ever wanted ♪ 1428 01:33:04,880 --> 01:33:08,004 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk 102902

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