All language subtitles for Eureka S2 E11

Carter: Previously, on Eureka.

It's your anniversary.
One year in Eureka.

Thanks, Callie.

I can't remember the last
time that I had a good date.

I'm waiting for somebody.

Who's the lucky lady?

Henry, you said something the
other day when you weren't yourself.

Something about Kim.

Huh.

And what Beverly did to her.

I wasn't myself.

Allison: Kevin?

He controls
the field now, Allie.

He's evolving.

And, Henry, you said
you had proof

that someone sabotaged the
experiment that killed Kim?

No, I said that I'd found something
that proved you weren't responsible.

It's hot today, huh?

Mmm-hmm.

Looking pretty hot
in that uniform.

Very hot.

Excuse me?

Oh, I'm just saying, you know, if
you want to get comfortable, you could

take something off.

It's fine. We're alone.

All alone.

Come on, Jo!

I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. "All alone."

No. Oh, forget it. Forget it.

This is ridiculous.

Sexual harassment is
anything but ridiculous, sheriff.

Gender dynamics are something

every organization
has to contend with.

Now I appreciate
your kind attention.

Let's thank our role
players, shall we?

Especially sheriff Carter for
offering such a despicable example.

No problem. Thank you very much.

Now, if you'll excuse us, we
have to head back to work.

Thank you, Dr. Young, for a
very informative presentation.

Well, if I can spare at least one person
the humiliation of sexual harassment,

then I've done my job.

I think I'm with
sheriff grab ass.

This seems to be a
ridiculous waste of time.

Nathan, as long as global
is funding your research,

you have to follow the
same rules as everyone else.

And that attitude is precisely

why this training is so
necessary, Dr. Stark.

You people think a high
IQ means you can just forget

3.7 billion years of
evolution, but you're wrong.

We are apes.

Male apes are driven
to reproduce themselves

with as many partners
as possible,

and female apes will
use any means necessary

to possess the male
as her protector.

These are unequivocal
biological truths.

I believe that
the people of Eureka

are a little more
evolved than that,

which is why we've never had
a sexual harassment case

in the history of the town.

Well, we've been very fortunate.

You've been lulled
into complacency.

There are huge pressures under
the surface of this community

and one day they'll erupt.

And woe be unto you
when that happens.

Woe be unto me?

Well, we have to admire
her commitment.

Yeah, and speaking of which, I'm
going to get back to our little project.

It's going quite well.

Illcheckin with you later.

All right.

Hey, got a minute?

Sure.

You look hot in that uniform.

Thanks. I am hot, actually.
What's up with the ac?

It's not working. Yeah.

Actually, you know what?
I could use you.

Well, I don't know.
I'm not a piece of meat.

I got feelings, emotions. Needs.

Yeah. Our biology
systems engineer, Dr. Stone,

has not been answering my pages,

and I'm getting
worried about him.

He designed Eureka's
air conditioning system,

and he does all the repairs.

What's a biologist have
to do with the ac?

Well, the rest of the world
has room conditioning,

Eureka has air conditioning.

The cooling unit's part of an
integrated underground system.

Now water, gas, waste,
it's all recycled.

It's a biological model based
on the human digestive system.

So it's a billion degrees out there
because the town has blockage?

Kind of. Dr. Stone's been
overhauling older parts of the system,

but he's behind on
upgrading the new schematics.

Henry's down in the tunnels
now trying to figure it out.

Oh, Henry'ii fix it.

Well, it's not that easy. The
systems work in equilibrium.

With the cooling systems down,

we have water leakage,

methane buildup in the sewers.

All right, I'll find Dr. Stone.

Um... there's something else
I need to talk to you about.

I need the files from the
explosion that killed Kim Anderson.

Why?

To find out what happened.

I don't think that Henry's been
completely honest with me.

Well, we know what
happened. It was an accident.

It looked like
an accident, yeah,

but it's been implied that

Beverly's involved.

I just want to be sure.
I know you do, too.

Well, the files are classified.

But I'll get you what I can.

Thanks.

Oh, and Carter, if you
ever find anything,

will you let me know, please?

Of course. Yeah. Thanks.

Stone. Don't believe I know him.

Yeah, he keeps the place cool?

You know, keeps
the toilets running.

Works in the tunnels.

Oh, him. Yeah.

The mole.

Strange fella.

Yeah. When was the
last time you saw him?

Tuesday. The ac was
a bit hinkey.

Put in some priority
cooling ducts

for Fred and Wilma
to keep them comfy.

Oh. Beautiful dogs.

Just... aren't you, huh?

Hi, buddy. Yes, you are.

They're not dogs.

Canis lupus Albus.

Hybrid siberian tundra wolves.

Oh. Yeah, nice tundra wolves.

What was the shot for?

Hormone cocktail.

Trying to encourage
a little lupine /'amour.

Gave Fred every combination of
cloned linoleic pheromone in the book.

Nary a nuzzle.

Ah, if all else fails,
there is Barry white.

Would you like
some sugar, sheriff?

No. No, I'm good, thanks.

But has your husband
disappeared before?

Into his work.

Some men play golf.

Some collect egg cups.

My man loves his tunnels.

Egg cups.

And you think that he's
down there somewhere?

Oh, I'm sure of it.

He probably just
lost track of the time.

He can be down there
for days on end sometimes

and I don't hear
a peep out of him.

Has to be tough on a marriage.

Bob says,

"marriage is like a palladium—lined
geothermal heating system.

"Beautiful and complicated.

"And you just never know when the
pressure's gonna rip the whole thing apart."

Bob sounds very romantic.

Callie called.

Thanks.

Oh, hey, you
got what... I left...

From Zane.

Yeah.

You gonna call her?

Yeah. Yeah.

You call Zane?

No, not yet.

It's hard to dive back in.

Tell me about it.

I feel like such a guy.

Me too.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

I was just down the street,

so I thought I'd bring you this.

Thanks.

I'm gonna go freshen up.

You two kids excuse me.

So, good day?

Average strange.

So, what are you
up to this weekend?

Climb into my freezer.

Try to get away from the heat.

Well, I was thinking,

my uncle has this great
cabin on the payette river.

Oh. Cool breezes.

Warm fire.

What do you think?

Cabin, breeze and fire.

Sounds like...

Jo: She's gonna blow!

What did you eat?

Henry: Methane backed up
in the waste matrix

must have found
an ignition source.

Carter: Well, I think Jo was
laser—plucking her eyebrows.

That'll do it.

Yeah. What's the smell?

Which one, the sulfur dust

or the phosphorus that's
coming off of the sewage biofilm?

This is no place for anybody
with a respiratory disease.

Yeah. Welcome to
the bowels of Eureka.

You guys should give out hats.

Hey, do I need to
give out a toilet alert?

No, not yet.

I've got a couple of
teams from hydrogeology

cutting vent holes
in the surface.

That'll relieve the gas
and buy us some time.

Okay. How long do
you think it'll take to fix?

Not a clue. I mean,
we're missing tons of data.

Oh, good, look. It's done.

All right, so these are
the water treatment pools.

This is the main vibrator
to create an inertial wave,

so that the water
flows up instead of down.

And that is where we are.

Well, keep your eyes open.

Stone's wife said that he was
probably still down here somewhere.

I'll do the best I can.

Just tell Jo to lay off the
laser in the lavatory for a while,

because it's probably gonna
get worse before it gets better.

All right.

Left, then right, then left.

Vincent: Anything else you want,

you let me know
and I'll make it for you.

Sure. Hey, Zane.

Ihavent done anything.

Now, well, the day is young.

Vince, could I get
a burger, please? Rare.

Oh, I have a great
special today.

Serbian cevapcici. Lamb
Patty, garlic, papnka.

I'm talking a little
hunk of Balkan heaven.

Yeah, it's pretty awesome.
You should try it.

That sounds great. All right.

Yeah, I'll have
the burger, please.

Rare. With some ketchup.

Carter.

I freaked you out, didn't I?

A little, yeah.

But, I mean, you got to admit,

having Jo explode a toilet
was a pretty good diversion.

Look, this whole dating thing...

Uncharted waters.

Yeah.

Vincent: Judy, your
order's almost ready.

Listen, I think the
important thing is that we just

keep talking.

An open exchange of information.

That sounds great.

Sheriff, hello.

This is a pleasure.

So, when are you coming
back out to the house?

Callie, I got to go.

Could we
exchange some information later?

Oh, sure.

All right. I'll call you. Bye.

Sorry. Does this have something
to do with your husband?

Oh, poo.

We talked about Bob all morning.

I want to talk about you.

I want to know what
is going on in here.

Here you go. And I just
want to say thank you.

It's adventurous
customers like you

Who make what I do worthwhile.

Well, that's me. Adventurous.

Up for anything.

I'll see you soon,

Jack.

Think the heat's
getting to people.

Vince, you know her
husband, right? Dr. Stone?

The mole?

Yeah. A weird guy
but a loyal customer.

Oh. Oh, I hate this heat.

I'm loving it.

Zane: Can I buy you
some ice cream, beautiful?

I don't think so.

Haven't seen you for a while.

What are you talking about?

You and me,

And our partnership.

What?

Carter. Get everybody
out of there now!

Hey, Henry. I'm at lunch.

I know where you are!

There's an inertial wave propagating
into the vent line of the pizza oven!

Get everybody out of there now!

Zane: What's up?

We got to clear this place out.

Carter: Everybody, if
you can grab your things

and head to the door as quickly
as possible, that would be great.

Woman: Just leave it. Come on.

Go. Everybody. Yeah, uh—huh.

And you.

Come on.

Come on!

Carter: Yeah.
Uh—huh. That's great.

Quick as you can.
That would be fantastic.

Vince, you too. Go.

What's going on?

Henry said that there's
an inertia thing coming.

An inertial wave?

Yeah. Is that bad?

Yeah, it's bad.

Hey, Jo, you still with me?

Jo. Hey, you okay?

I'm good.

You hurt?

Carter, listen. I...

Forget it. It was
an in—the—moment thing.

Good, okay.

Are we still in the moment?

Because I'd really like
to do it again.

We're going to lie you down.

Yeah, let's lie down.

Yeah. Okay. Zane?

Could you take her to the sheriff's
office and just put her in a cot?

Sure. Yeah.

You're going to be good.

Ta ggart: It's hour four,

and the female's definitely
showing more interest in the male.

Now, we've had a bit of
nuzzling, some tail whipping.

Seems like love
is finally in the air.

I'm going to head back to work.

I've got a point—particle scan
that will crap out if! Don't tweak it.

So, you've felt this way
about Carter for a long time?

Yeah.

No. I don't know.

Sure sounded like it.

I guess so.

Okay, then. Hope that works out.

Do me a favor and don't
invite me to the wedding.

Hey, I'm really confused.

I'm not.

It could have been
the acoustic Reed valve,

or the magnetic diaphragm
might have failed.

Okay, we're gonna need a few
nano-sutures. I'll be right back.

Honestly, I am not sure
what happened down there.

Well, you're hurt.

You can't go poking
around down there.

Jack! That wave nearly
blew café diem apart.

We have to find someone
who can solve it now!

Yeah, and I still don't know
what's happened to stone.

Yeah, well, when the valve
kicked, I saw his lunchbox,

So he
could still be down there somewhere.

Okay. Hold on.

Hey. Carter.

First off, I was
totally insane before.

For the record, I do not now nor
have I ever wanted to jump you.

You believe me, right?
Well, I don't know.

I mean, maybe you just got
tired of staring at lake Carter

and had to take a dip.

Okay, you're making me nauseous.

Oh, that's probably
from hitting your head.

You might want to get
that checked out.

Later. We've got bigger
problems to deal with first.

Oh, like what?

Like old faithful
in our backyard.

Eureka just lost
bladder control.

It's shooting out
on main street.

It's probably the pressure
from the ion—purification pools.

You see, you plug up
one hole, and then bam!

Another one bursts
some place else.

Wow. Can we stop it?

Yeah. I don't know. Maybe.

But, you know, the sewer
system's gonna get backed up.

Awesome.

G.d. Has nine
departments working on this.

Geomorphology is tracking the
pressure pockets in the bedrock.

Cartography is trying
to extrapolate maps

from stone's incomplete data.

It is nuts!

Where did you say
you saw his lunchbox?

I have to get back upstairs.

We have super-pressurized
water venting onto main street.

Just tell me what he said.

He wants to look
into what happened.

He's not gonna let this go.

Carter is following a road

that goes right through Henry
and leads right to Kevin.

Well, maybe we have
to trust Carter,

bring him into the loop now.

This isn't about
trusting Carter, Allie.

This is about the dod.

Look, I know you work for them,

but you don't know them
the way that I do.

If they get a hold of Kevin,
he will never have a normal life.

They will quarantine him
and study him

until they have
the answers they want.

And I'm not letting
that happen to him.

Well, we have to get
that thing out of him.

We will.

But I need access.
Kim's lab, the data.

Everything we know
about the artifact.

Everything I had when
I was the head of g.D.

The d.O.D. Will never
give you that clearance.

Who's asking?

Left, left, right.

You've got to be kidding.

Oh, great.

Okay, so you're still here.

Where are you?

Carter: Yeah?

Hey. You sound annoyed.

Hi. What?

What you doing?

Long, weird story.

Okay.

Hey, what do you say we rewind.

Just go back to that great
first-date honeymoon period.

Holy crap.

Look, Callie, I'm sorry. I'm
going to have to call you back.

What were you doing down here?

Nathan: Bones? Yeah.

And they're human.

And we don't know how old,
but Taggart's taking a look.

So your theory is Dr. Stone
is Hannibal Lecter?

Yeah. Young: Dr. Blake,
I'm sorry to interrupt,

but I need you to sign off on
the seminar attendance sheets.

Carter, the man
we're talking about

is a nobel laureate
in biochemistry.

Yeah, and may be a psychopath,

so like you, but violent.

Give me time.

You've got to admit.
It's a little weird.

Oh, sorry.
Do you need something?

No, I'm good.

I just love the way your
lips move when you talk.

Excuse me? Excuse me?

Dr. Blake, that is a wildly
inappropriate comment.

Yeah. Not to mention bizarre.

Go ahead, say something else.

What? Or don't.

Yeah.

Talk is cheap.

Whoa!

I've been wanting
to do that all day.

Well, do it again
and I will beat you down.

Oh, okay. Oh! All right!

Easy! Easy! Easy! Girls!

A little help? Little
help, little help? Okay.

Okay. No! No!

Okay. No, just... get...

So, ladies, how are we feeling?

Humiliated.

My head is much clearer now.

When he was in here,
I couldn't think.

I just wanted him.

It was horrible.

I can only imagine.

Carter on intercom:
You done yet?

No, I'm not kidding,
Carter. It was frightening.

I was out ofconhol

yeah, it's been
happening all day.

Jo kissed me, but I
didn't put it together.

Deputy Lupo kissed you,

and you didn't think there
was anything wrong with that?

Well, I've been working out.
I'm looking pretty good.

Dr. Young, this is
supposedly yourfield.

You have any thoughts?

Yeah, sure. My thoughts are,
my reputation is destroyed

becausel frenched the
sheriff in front of my boss.

Anne, it's okay. Just get
yourself under control.

Young: Of course.

The biochemistry of human sexual
attraction isn't well understood.

It could be
a glandular disorder,

an enzyme overgrowth,
a fungal infection, even.

You know what?
We need to draw blood,

and you need to stay
in the infirmary.

Well, I can't sit still.

I mean, I got toilets exploding

and geysers shooting
out of the street.

I think Eureka's got bigger
problems at the moment than me.

Carter, I can't have you
running around out there.

You're too irresistible.

I thought I was gonna
tear you apart.

Good point.

All right, but until
we figure this out,

let's just keep it quiet.

Keep your distance, ma 'am.

Step away from the sheriff.

You, keep your hands
where I can see them.

Hot lunch, coming through!

Hey, do not Pierce the bubble.

You, back that way.

Hey, back in the elevator.
Fifteen feet, missy.

All right, come on. It's clear.

Very subtle, Fargo. Thank you.

So stone uncovered
9,000-year-old bones?

There were early human
settlements all through this area,

and these were
particularly violent buggers.

Well, that looks
like a head wound.

Good eye.

Fractures and weapon marks
all over these bones.

I'd say they had
a bit of a dustup

and then killed each other.

Ooh. Your dogs are wrestling.

That's not wrestling, Fargo.

Isn't it beautiful?
They've been at it all day.

I'm gonna have to rejigger
the formula a bit, though.

Fred's gonna be knackered.

Made him a wee bit
too irresistible.

Wait, you did what?

Can I get some of that?

Sorry, Romeo.

Canines and humans do have a similar
hormone chemistry, but it wouldn't work.

Are you sure?
Hey, I asked first.

Besides, you got all
you can handle. Exactly.

Taggart, I think somehow your
pheromones got transferred to me.

I've been accosted
ever since I touched Fred.

Fascinating.
If I touched Fred...

Wait, wait. I touched
Fred lots of times.

I haven't noticed
any extra charisma.

Well, how would you know?
You work down here alone!

How many women have
even been down here?

Well... we've got
to test your mojo.

Not sure I'm entirely
comfortable with this.

That makes two of us.

Okay, release the hounds.

Go ahead, ladies. Don't be shy.

Feel free to touch.

G'day.

You in the gray skirt!
How do you feel?

Intensely uncomfortable.

Wasn't this covered
in the seminar?

Allison: Twenty different women.
They had absolutely no interest in him.

Well, what's this stuff
you found in my blood?

It's called androstadiene.

It's one of the hormones
involved with sexual attraction.

According to the blood
test, your eccrine gland

is producing more than
379 parts per milliliter.

Okay, is that a lot?

That's 15,000 times
more than the usual amount.

All right,
I'll take that as a yes.

A woman exposed to such
high levels of androstadiene

could experience delusions,
erotomania, violence.

It could overload
the female brain.

And how much is Taggart making?

Well, he's normal.

But, and this is weird, the
male wolf's levels are sky high.

Something over—stimulated
his eccrine gland as well.

Taggan.

So why is this potion
affecting us differently?

Well, because it's not a
pheromone serum, sheriff.

Taggart's cocktail affects a
completely different peptide chain.

It can't be causing this.

Oh, great. Okay.

And I still haven't found the guy
who can stop the town from exploding.

Great. Please, keep me posted

if you find out that I have anything
else in common with the wolf,

and get a bullhorn.

Carter, Dr. Young
is going to need

to take some more samples
from you before you leave.

Okay. Take as much
blood as you want,

but let's do this
as fast as we can.

Actually, I need a
sample of something else.

Need a magazine?

Fargo: Just a few
more minutes, everybody.

Please, please, be patient.

Fargo, I just need to talk
to Carter for a second.

Sorry, no can do.

He's off—limits to the
ladies until further notice.

He's been getting way
too much action lately.

Okay, well, just tell
him that I came by.

Yeah, okay, I'll
put you on the list.

Fargo: Everybody, just
stand back a little while longer.

French ham
with tarragon mustard.

Now can I please have
my female customers back?

Yeah, I'm just trying to
figure out a timeline here.

Do you remember
the last time Dr. Stone

came in here
to pick up his lunch?

Yeah, he comes in every day.

Until today, that is.

Too bad, too. Cevapcici
burgers are his favorite,

unlike some other culinary
philistines I won't name.

Wait, today?

Did Mrs. Stone pick up
cevapcici burgers?

Mmm-hmm. Two orders.

Thanks. Yeah.

Mrs. Stone? Wait.

All right, we're clean.

Fantastic.

Carter: Mrs. Stone?

I'd feel better
if I was packing heat.

Well, I'm not giving
you a gun, Fargo.

But what if some woman
attacks? They're like ninjas.

Yeah!

Oh. It's a low-charge
perimeter fencing.

I can shut it down.

I just need 3.7 megawatts of
power, a couple of platinum rods...

Oh, yeah, okay.
You could just do that.

Huh. Champagne, chocolates.

Someone's been getting busy.

Stone: Honey, did you find it?

Dr. Stone.

Sheriff.

I'm guessing
you didn't find the massage oil.

Carter: The whole
system's going haywire.

Stone: But the cooling system
was working fine yesterday.

You didn't notice how
hot it was in your house?

Sure, but judyjust said she was
keeping it warm because it was sultry,

like cat on a hot tin roof.

I may regret this,

but you want to tell me what
happened with you and Judy?

We were eating dinner, and Judy
looked at me over the tuna casserole.

I hadn't seen that look
in 15 years.

We were like newlyweds again.

You have no idea
what it was like.

Actually, yeah, I think he does.

You and Judy?

I mean, yes, but... no. I...

I can't even walk
down the street.

It has something to do with a gland
producing too much of something.

Okay, so...

What happened with Judy
and me, it wasn't real then?

It had a little help.

I just thought it was the old
spark coming back, you know?

You didn't think it
was a little extreme

when your wife imprisoned
you in your bedroom?

I guess I just wanted to believe
that she loved me that much.

I'm sorry things got
so out of control.

There's a substation monitor on
main across from Watson and crick.

Let me get a system update.

All right, I'll give you a lift.

And how are my
little lovebirds doing?

Oh, yipes.

What yipes?

The stirling cryocooler
is down to 162 Kelvin.

You know what that means, right?

It's gonna get hot.

It's already over100.

No, I mean, it's gonna get hot.

If I don't reroute
some coolant pronto,

this is gonna feel
like a snow day.

Yep.

Hey. Carter.

Get out of sight now.
Some place safe.

What? What's going on?

Whatever's happening,
it's getting violent.

Sheriff,

Wilma ate Fred.

Sheriff.

Woman 1: Sheriff! Thanks.

Come on. We're leaving.

Woman 2: Look at me
when I'm talking to you!

Fargo: Shotgun! Woman
3: I'm so horny for you!

He's mine! Sheriff, wait!

Back away from the vehicle!

They're not backing away
from the vehicle.

Fargo: Happy place.
Happy place. Happy place.

You're a great bodyguard, Fargo.

I rerouted the liquid nitro,

but I don't think the pipes can
hold the pressure much longer.

There's a lot of
particulate matter in the air.

Don't you want a mask?

Huh? No thanks.

Love this smell.

Just got to know
how to talk to them.

Hey, Taggart.

Sorry about Fred.

Died for love.

There are worse ways to go.

Yeah.

Yeah, there are.

Look.

Dr. Stone and I
are affected as well.

The only thing that we have
in common are your wolves.

I know it's tenuous,

but I didn't have
anywhere else to go.

Where's Wilma?

I had the vet tech
take her for a walk.

Not healthy for her
to sit around

after such a big meal.

I'm sorry.

Yeah.

Taggan, what is this stuff?

Animal cage.
Lots of dust and dirt.

I think I've seen this
somewhere before.

Where? Carter: Down
in one of the tunnels.

There were mineral deposits
and stuff all through the rocks.

The dust was everywhere.

I don't see how a mineral
could have this kind of effect.

Well... because
it's not a mineral.

It's a pre—mitotic haploid.

Better known as
your basic spore.

Hardy little biological
bugger, too.

Just napping until the
right host came along.

That would be
Dr. Stone and then me.

We were both down
in that chamber.

Oh, I gave it a quick
"how do you do."

Mostly hydrocarbons
and some trace aminos.

And, you ready? Thymosin.

That's a peptide.

Could that mess
with my eccrine gland?

In large concentrations,
definitely.

Well, Carter, you and
stone were down there.

How did the wolves get exposed?

Well, because they're
siberian wolves.

Tundra. Siberian tundra wolves.

Stone patched through
an emergency vent

to keep them cool in
case the system shut down.

The spores must have
found their way to that vent.

Probably down there for
thousands of years, just waiting.

Yeah, but could they still really
be viable after all that time?

Anthrax spores can survive in the soil
for centuries, and when they're uncovered

they're just as deadly.

Well, it looks like
this one's deadly, too.

It might explain what happened
to our prehistoric friends.

Taggart, could you bring
those samples to my lab?

Good job, Carter. Thanks.

I'll get to work on a way
to counteract the effects.

Thank you.

Shh.

You feel that?

Oh, my god.

What?

Stone.

He fixed the air conditioning.

The spores are gonna spread.

Getting all this?

Spore concentration
looks pretty bad.

Yeah, just drive
to the next waypoint

and take the next
reading, all right?

All right.

Carter: How bad is it?

Well, according to Fargo's
measurements, it's all over town.

Great. How's Dr. Young
coming on our antidote?

She'll have enough serum for you
and Dr. Stone by the end of the day.

Well, that's great, but we need
some for every male in town.

Well, it's gonna take some
time to grow the cultures.

A couple days.

Days!

We 7! Have ripped
each other apart by then!

I think that we're gonna
have to consider evacuation.

All female residents
can be transported

to ellsworth air force base until we
can produce a viable counteragent.

Wait.

Allison, how do you feel
about Henry?

What? He's my friend?

Henry, you were in
the tunnels before I was.

How come she's not all over you?

My mask, my dust filter.

No, you weren't wearing a mask.

No, I was. You couldn't see it.

An electrostatic filter.

What does it do? I have asthma.

This is a casein-based suspension
that completely coats any foreign particle.

Okay. Uh... no, what does it do?

It binds with the spores.
It makes it impossible

for them to be
absorbed into the body.

How much of this stuff
can we make?

No, the production
isn't the problem.

It's the distribution.

We can't get a little spray
bottle into every man's hand,

not before they breathe in enough
spores to be affected like you.

What if we spray it everywhere?

Use crop-dusters, helicopters.

Will that clean the spores
out of the air?

Yes, if they breathe it in.
But we can't use helicopters,

because in order to
get it into every lung,

we have to get it
into every building.

Well, you know what?

This town needs an enema.

I'm on it.

Stone: So, we're gonna
pump asthma medicine

through Eureka's cooling system?

Henry: Yeah, and
it'll neutralize the spores.

This one? Yeah.

This goes everywhere?

Pump it in there, it will
wash out the whole system.

But look, I don't like this.

I just got her
all healthy again.

It's the only way to make sure that the
electrostatic filter is distributed everywhere.

It just feels like
a violation, you know?

Don't worry. We'll be gentle.

Make sure the seal is good. We
only have enough for one time.

Let me know when you're ready.

Okay. Let it go.

Fargo: All right,
I'm at the perimeter.

If the spore count goes
down here, Eureka's safe.

Six parts per million,
still steady.

Stone, how's it going
down there?

We have critical
pressure. It should...

Carter: Stop! It's leaking!

The valve software isn't
calculating the volume.

Not looking good.

Numbers are climbing.
6.1 parts per million.

Carter: Grab the other wrench.

See if we can stop this thing.

Pressure's rising.
Hang in there, guys.

You're containing the leak.

Okay, it's working!

Come on.

There it goes. Pressure is
moving through the cooling system.

Come on.

Fargo: Still steady. No change.

Come on.

Steady. Wait! Wait!

5.8.5.3. Still dropping!

It's getting there.
3.4, 3.3 parts per million!

It's working. You did it.

Carter, we almost had a town full
of men just as attractive as you are.

Yeah, are you sure this is
going to reach everyone?

Well, the flow distribution
grid is solid.

Anyone who's breathing
should be safe.

Who wouldn't be breathing?

Fargo: 2.1 parts per million.

Fargo, take it off.

Fargo: What?

You know what. Take it off.

You know, some of us
still believe in love.

Hey. Hello, Henry.

The air conditioning's fixed,
but my thumb pad is broken.

This place is falling apart.

Can you let me in?

I'm sorry, Henry. I can't.

Of course you can.
Just use your override.

It isn't broken.

I'm shutting down all research

into the artifact
and the accident.

You'll be getting
a new lab space.

What are you talking about?

Just what I said.

I think that it's time for you to
start moving on to other projects.

What?

Why are you doing this to me?

I have to.

I'm sorry, Henry.

You're dripping
all over my floor.

"Hello" usually comes first.

Wipe your feet.

Where's your boyfriend?

What? It sounded like true love.

No, it sounded like
temporary insanity.

Okay, so how you feeling now?

All your neurons firing again?

Well, I'm fine.

Did you need something?

Yeah.

I just wanted you to know
I didn't like that.

Seeing you kiss Carter.

I didn't like it at all.

I think I've been
pretty clear about that.

The question is,
what would you like?

Stop playing games.

Meaning what?

This.

That I liked.

Henry: Stark.

What the hell's going on?

Henry, there are things going on
which you just don't understand.

Then explain it to me.

I can't. I'm sorry.

But it's the way it has to be.

No. No, it doesn't.

Hey, Vincent, can I get a double
non—fat cappuccino, please?

Foaming up as we speak.

Thanks, Vince.
That was fantastic.

You're very welcome.

Hey.

Hey.

Sorry about hanging up before.

It's okay.

No need to explain.
Fargo filled me in.

Yeah.

Prehistoric love spores,
the oldest dodge in the book.

You know, you could
have called me back.

I really put myself out
there with that invite.

Yeah, but you were
under the influence, right?

What are you talking about?

The invitation
to your uncle's cabin?

Carter. Don't worry about it.

Just never happened.

Probably
would have been a bad idea.

Yeah, I was serious
about this weekend.

Just for your information,

you went to see Henry
in the tunnel

after I asked you. Yeah.

I am a moron.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, tell me about
this uncle's cabin.