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There's our distraction.
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Finally!
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Whoa.
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Hey! It's not supposed to distract us.
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Oh, my God, we did it! We're free!
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That tunnel you burrowed was crazy!
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We were up and down and up and down.
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That's 'cause I modeled it on that game
"Chutes and Ladders."
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Oh, that game's impossible.
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Let's get out of here!
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The convicts are armed and dangerous,
but whatever.
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Let's get to the only
escape anyone cares about...
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An adorable baby giraffe
snuck out of the zoo!
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Aww!
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If you see the wittle
giwaffe awound town,
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pwease contact the zoo immediatwee.
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That poor little baby!
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I'll tell you what I won't
be doing if I see it...
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contacting the zoo.
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I'd show that giraffe
the night of its life
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before it's hauled back
to captivity forever.
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That...
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actually makes sense.
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- Yeah, screw the zoo.
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Great. We all agree.
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Now, you know what else would be great?
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A theme song.
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- Oh, right, right, right.
- Mm. Oh, yeah.
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Eh, I don't know.
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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I love spirit week!
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I'm literally bursting
with school pride.
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At least I hope that's what this is.
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What better way to honor our school
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than a "teachers hall of fame."
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Show everyone the greats
who made Pearl Bailey
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the amazing school it is today.
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On premium library real estate no less.
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How'd you lock that up, Stevie, baby?
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The library has extra space
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'cause principal Lewis
destroyed most of the books
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when he and his buddies were
playing flamethrower tag.
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Rest in peace, buddies.
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We're close. Let's test it out.
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I'm Mr. D'Angelo.
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I was the first teacher to say,
"talk amongst yourselves,"
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and leave for the rest of the day.
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If I know our peers,
they're gonna love this.
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Spirit week, bitches!
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Isosceleeeees...
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Can you believe I'm just
now discovering the magic
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of mixing mentos and diet coke together?
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I'm testing out recipes
for a badass foam show
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on the football field.
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Our robots are ruined!
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Pfft.
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You wanna see ruined robots,
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let me have 'em for the night.
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Spirit week!
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Ugh, this is gonna take forever to fix.
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What's the point, Steve?
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As long as that madman
Lewis is in charge,
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this school is screwed.
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He ruins everything.
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Sorry, Steve. I'm out, too.
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All this "spirit week"
talk is just too scary for me.
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Reminds me of ghosts.
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Damn it!
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Hey, where'd your friends go?
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Please sit. I've got a lot to explain.
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You're the lawyer for all the
school bus drivers, right?
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No, I'm a kid...
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here to file a formal complaint.
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Against principal Lewis.
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Ah, yes, yes, a kid.
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You realize how serious this is?
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I do, but I love Pearl Bailey,
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and principal Lewis is
a destructive menace
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who doesn't care about the school.
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He ruined my spirit week project,
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he hired his cousin
Dale as a school nurse,
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and all he does is smoke cigarettes,
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plus, Lewis taught a group of crows
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to attack anyone with
a rolling backpack.
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Legally I can't admit fault of any kind,
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as you know, being a kid lawyer and all.
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Well, you have to do something!
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This is a formal complaint.
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Fine. I'll open an investigation.
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Hey, before I get
into this school bus fiasco,
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let me ask you something...
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What's the fastest
you'd feel comfortable
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being thrown from a school bus?
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I'm looking for a number over 70.
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No, reach higher, Jeff!
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I need the big juicy ones.
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You guys want my apple salsa
to be good, right?
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We do.
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Just grab the big juicy ones, Jeff!
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No, higher, Jeff!
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The big juicy ones!
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Ahh!
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Was it worth it, Jeff?!
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Disrespecting me to pet a giraffe?
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I'll bet you guys never had
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to sneak in at night to
avoid an insane principal.
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Yeah, you legends were probably too busy
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to come in at night anyway.
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VIP-ing your way around town,
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banging everything with a heartbeat.
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Would you just come on?
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Gotta hide for a second.
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Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.
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Yeah. Here they are,
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the blueprints to the school.
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Not really sure why late-night
copy machine repairmen
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would need these, but...
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Perfect.
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These'll show us the structural points
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where we need to plant the dynamite...
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to blow this school to smithereens.
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All. Clean.
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Alright, we got the blueprints.
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But we still have a huge problem.
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Where are we gonna unroll them?
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How 'bout the table
by them robots, boss?
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Good eye.
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You know, one day
humans are gonna only sex
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each other through robots.
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How do you know that?
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Because my aunt used to say it
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whenever we went to Chuck E. Cheese.
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Okay, let's hit here, here, and here,
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and we'll start with the boiler room.
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Come on. Let's get started.
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♪ I'm gonna take my class
to the old classroom ♪
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- ♪ I'm gonna teach ♪
- Oh, my, God, they work!
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- ♪ Till I can't no more ♪
- Shit.
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♪ I'm gonna take my class... ♪
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One of the robots is
making a break for it!
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That's a kid.
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Toad-Button, you go after him.
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We'll start planting the bombs.
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Thank goodness I wore my brand-new
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Skerchers superspeeders.
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That's right, dadders!
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Steve wears the brand-new
Skerchers superspeeders
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by Skerchers Sneakers.
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Now with real rubber.
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Aah!
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If you're gonna kill me,
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pass along my funeral
requests to my friend Snot.
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Tell him...
open casket, eyes wide, huge smile.
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Oh, thank God, it's you.
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You're too kind, Steve.
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I wish everyone was as happy
to have me around as you.
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I guess someone formally
complained about me.
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The superintendent wants to
meet with me in the morning.
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I'm as good as gone.
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Just grabbing my most
important stuff in case
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I'm not allowed back on the premises.
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Gosh, that's terrible
about the investigation.
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Did I say "investigation"?
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Some guys broke in,
and they're gonna blow up the school!
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Let 'em! Screw this place!
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Oh, man, I love it here!
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This'll be a great talk for later.
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They're looking for me. We gotta go!
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It's not fair!
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I just finally fundraised enough money
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to trick out my office.
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You lovin' these hydraulics?!
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You didn't mention the guys
with bombs had guns, too!
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Bullets are my kryptonite!
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Follow me.
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You're lucky you're with me.
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No one knows this school like I do.
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I should call the police.
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Damn, no service down here.
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Oh, God forbid a kid goes five
minutes without his phone.
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I'm trying to save the school!
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I can't believe my fate's
in your crazy-ass hands.
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They're so crazy, they just might work.
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Hey, they worked!
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So?
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How pimp is this place!
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It's uh, great. Where's the exit?
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Nowhere. We kick back
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and wait it out here
until this blows over.
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"Wait it out"?!
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What if they find us?
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And what about the school blowing up?!
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We're fine. This is my panic room,
and it's bombproof.
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Designed it myself.
Even built the fireplace.
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Briiick.
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Just relax, Smith.
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Can I get you a drink?
Are you a Brandy kid?
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Oh, hey, you mind taking your shoes off?
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You destroyed the library with foam
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and you want me to take off my shoes?
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This is such bullshit.
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Look at all the work you did down here,
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but you can't be bothered to
care about the actual school.
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Smith, I do my job better than anybody.
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And whoever reported me
to the superintendent
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got it as wrong as you.
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Aah! Toad-Button found us!
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Did you say...
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Toad-Button?
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Yeah, what a stupid name.
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Well, could be cute on the right guy.
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Is this who was chasing you?
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That's him!
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Damn, he's aged very well.
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Everything always works
out for the bad boys.
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I should've known they'd be back.
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Of course they're your former students.
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You've been terrorizing
kids for 30 years.
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Man, '94 was a hell of a class.
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Those kids could dress.
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This place is bombproof, huh?
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What do we do?!
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Oh, people got so hammered at that prom.
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At least I did.
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The chimney's our only way out!
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Yes. Into the Christmas tunnel.
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The gym?
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Dang, I got something in my eye.
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Do you see anything?
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Aah!
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Why would you build a
chimney into another room?
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I only had this many bricks.
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This is why all our
gym teachers have lung disease.
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Well, no one seemed to mind when
it smoked out all the pigeons.
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Yep, those are Toad-Button's buddies.
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Yeah, it's beautiful
they stayed in touch,
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but how are we getting out of here?
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Don't worry.
There's gotta be something in my bag
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that can help us.
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Useful, useful, useful...
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but not for this.
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A cord?
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I don't remember packing a...
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Did you... hear something?
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I've heard that the dry-cleaning
business will eat you alive
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if you don't have the right mentor.
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Hmm, I'm not sure that's what it was.
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But maybe.
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We can get out there!
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Okay, that's the last of the explosives.
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Now we just wait until
that bastard Lewis
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shows up in the morning
so he can watch it happen.
264
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,804
Are you flirting with me, Smith?
265
00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:21,606
No! I'm flirting with death,
266
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,741
and it sounds like they're
here because of you.
267
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,810
Pft. That's why I'm here.
268
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,081
Play it cool.
269
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,685
We are six non-giraffes
looking for a place to eat.
270
00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:35,420
Right this way.
271
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,250
We should go.
272
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,320
My brother-in-law is
upset because he prefers
273
00:13:08,322 --> 00:13:10,855
the Stevie Wonder version of
"Happy Birthday."
274
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:12,857
We'll obviously be
paying for none of this
275
00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,058
and taking it all to go.
276
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,928
And toss a couple
White Russians in here.
277
00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:21,399
Uhh, it feels so good to
talk at full volume again!
278
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♪ La la la ♪
279
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Shut up!
280
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We're almost home free.
281
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Just gotta figure out how to get down.
282
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,508
I got us covered.
283
00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:36,614
Wow, two inflatable
grim reapers made the cut.
284
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:37,949
- Grims.
- What?
285
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,150
Grims reaper.
286
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,152
It's the same as "brothers-in-law."
287
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,287
I have two grims reaper.
288
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I'm sorry to nitpick.
289
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:47,692
That's just one of my
biggest pets peeve.
290
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:48,893
Okay, so what now?
291
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,294
Climb on.
292
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I'll puncture it, and it'll deflate,
293
00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:54,366
sinking you down to the ground,
where you can run to safety.
294
00:13:54,368 --> 00:13:58,236
That's actually a great idea.
295
00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,503
Wait, just me?
296
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This is where we part ways, Smith.
297
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,041
I'm their principal, and I think
298
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,176
I can still get through to
them before it's too late.
299
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,311
But you're not their principal anymore.
300
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,914
Being a principal is like
being a murderer, Smith...
301
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,515
you carry that label forever.
302
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,918
Forget about them. They hate you.
303
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,920
So? I saved you, didn't I?
304
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:18,856
And you're the one who reported
me to the superintendent.
305
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,592
You... you knew that?
306
00:14:20,594 --> 00:14:22,260
And you've still been helping me?
307
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:25,329
Of course I have. I'm your principal.
308
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:26,731
And whether you approve of my style
309
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:30,035
or not, I take my role very seriously.
310
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:35,640
Now I've got students to get through to.
311
00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:38,076
Aah! Toad-Button!
312
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,611
You startled me.
313
00:14:40,075 --> 00:14:43,815
Nice to see you again, principal Lewis.
314
00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:45,450
Heyyyy.
315
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:48,753
Principal Lewis, I've decided
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00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,755
that I can't leave you here alone.
317
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:53,357
Y'know, I see you're a big
fan of pistol-whipping.
318
00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:55,693
But you know what knocks me out?
319
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:57,629
Bebop jazz.
320
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,536
We thought we were gonna have to wait
321
00:15:04,538 --> 00:15:06,604
until morning for you to show up,
322
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:10,942
but I should've known
you'd be here, working late.
323
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,878
I wasn't working. I swear!
324
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,145
Those days are behind me!
325
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,747
I-I can vouch for that.
326
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,214
Yeah, right.
327
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:20,418
Now you're gonna watch us
destroy your precious school,
328
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,821
just like you destroyed our lives.
329
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,356
Guys, you can't.
330
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,358
You do something this big
and leave two eyewitnesses,
331
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,493
you're gonna get caught.
332
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:32,497
Then maybe we don't leave any witnesses.
333
00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:35,700
Look, I know I ruined your lives,
334
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,568
but let me help you now.
335
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,371
I got a guy in Mexico who can
set you up with new identities.
336
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,107
Plus he works at the Hilton pool.
337
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,775
You can swim, get some sun.
338
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,042
Those amazing rolled-up towels.
339
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:46,111
Mm, huh? Mm?
340
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,445
Don't listen, boss.
341
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,181
He'll say anything to
save his beloved school.
342
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,249
I'm sorry. Beloved school?
343
00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:53,584
Working late?
344
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,587
Are we talking about the
same principal Lewis?
345
00:15:55,589 --> 00:15:57,855
This guy disbanded the
school chorus because
346
00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:01,592
he was afraid the singing might
"attract sasquatches."
347
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,795
I don't know what he's
been up to recently, kid.
348
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,263
We've been in jail.
349
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:08,333
But how about we tell you
our experience with Lewis?
350
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,468
Okay, so back in the early '90s...
351
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,338
Sorry, Toadie.
I know I said "we," but I got this.
352
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:16,141
So back when we were in school...
353
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,875
Was it not the early '90s?
354
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:18,944
I feel like that helps.
355
00:16:18,946 --> 00:16:23,348
Yes, okay, back in the early '90s,
356
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:27,897
we used to struggle as students,
but Lewis saw our potential
357
00:16:27,932 --> 00:16:30,087
and was determined to
get the most out of us.
358
00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:32,757
Aww, Jerry. Gimme a hug.
359
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,826
I'm obviously not finished!
360
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,628
But no matter how well we did,
361
00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:38,763
nothing was ever good
enough for this guy.
362
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:42,367
Eventually we couldn't take
it anymore and snapped.
363
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:45,236
We dropped out,
started getting into trouble,
364
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,172
and wound up in jail.
365
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,309
All because of him.
366
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,245
In the early '90s.
367
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,847
That's right, Steve.
368
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:58,249
I used to try to get the
most out of my students.
369
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,917
I used to be...
370
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:01,252
a bad principal.
371
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,988
I... don't follow.
372
00:17:02,990 --> 00:17:04,389
You see, the problem was,
373
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,457
I was acting like a strict parent,
374
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,459
when all these kids already had parents.
375
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,195
Actually I lost both my parents.
376
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,663
It was just too much pressure.
377
00:17:11,665 --> 00:17:13,331
What they needed was a friend.
378
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:16,267
It's not princi-parent. It's princi-pal.
379
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,936
So I became the most fun pal I could be.
380
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:20,738
And, yes, over the years
that may have drifted
381
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,407
into [BLEEP] up uncle territory,
382
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,609
but the results speak for themselves...
383
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,544
The only time kids go to jail anymore
384
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,479
is when they're there visiting me.
385
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:29,681
Wow.
386
00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:31,949
So all this time
I thought you were nuts...
387
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,618
I was right.
388
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:37,022
It was a car accident,
in case anybody's interested.
389
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,386
You know what's ironic?
390
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,388
We were doing all this for the giraffe,
391
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:13,725
but I think he showed us
the night of our lives.
392
00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:14,727
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
393
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,733
Whoa, a giraffe!
394
00:18:21,735 --> 00:18:23,668
Looks like y'all had a crazy night.
395
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:27,204
Yeah, but I guess he has
to go back to the zoo now.
396
00:18:27,738 --> 00:18:28,740
Wait.
397
00:18:28,742 --> 00:18:32,677
I might have an idea that'll
keep him out of the zoo forever.
398
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:33,811
Please!
399
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,413
You gotta believe me!
400
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,282
I'm not a baby giraffe!
401
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,883
I'm a human man!
402
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:43,188
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you and every other animal in this zoo.
403
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,291
Don't worry, babe! We'll be back!
404
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,293
I got an annual pass.
405
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,829
Guys, if you wanna destroy the school,
406
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,564
just leave this man in charge.
407
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,301
He will eventually do it, I guarantee.
408
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,169
And your hands'll be clean.
409
00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,504
Enough stalling.
410
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:02,741
Any last requests before
your school goes sky-high?
411
00:19:04,931 --> 00:19:08,446
How about we raise a final
toast to old Pearl Bailey?
412
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,115
With what beverage?
413
00:19:10,117 --> 00:19:13,050
With the champagne of colas,
414
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,286
diet coke.
415
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,996
He's trying to kill himself
before we blow up the school.
416
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,231
That's enough.
417
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,368
Stop!
418
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,142
- Ah, gross!
- Ugh!
419
00:19:37,144 --> 00:19:38,543
This is just sad.
420
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:41,012
Please blow up the school.
We deserve it at this point.
421
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,848
Sorry. I meant to do this.
422
00:19:44,952 --> 00:19:47,319
Um, is he flirting with me?
423
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:55,760
- Oh!
- Ooh!
424
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,967
There is no way he meant to do that.
425
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,703
_
426
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,508
He may not be perfect,
but he really does care.
427
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,910
I know his old students
tried to blow up the school,
428
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,046
but his current students just complain.
429
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:17,515
I think he's moving in
the right direction here.
430
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:18,850
Thanks, Steve.
431
00:20:18,852 --> 00:20:20,986
I guess it's kind of
like Steinbeck says...
432
00:20:20,988 --> 00:20:24,389
"Now that I'm not asking you to
be perfect, you can be good."
433
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,658
See? He knows Steinbeck.
434
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,593
Of course I know Sherm Steinbeck!
435
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,528
You're not gonna find a
better amateur dentist
436
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:31,929
than that guy.
437
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:34,799
Alright, we'll let
Mr. Lewis off with a warning.
438
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:37,068
So what happened to
those convicts anyway?
439
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,670
Back to prison, I assume?
440
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,538
Y'know, as their principal,
441
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,407
I just didn't think more prison time
442
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,543
was the answer for those kids.
443
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:49,414
Here are the passports
for your new identities.
444
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,416
Hop in. I already
picked up my other client,
445
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,951
so next stop's Mexico.
446
00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,758
Bye! Have a beautiful time!
447
00:21:01,767 --> 00:21:03,620
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