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Another three bodies were found
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by the Hackensack Mall last night.
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That brings
the total body count to 11.
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Police are still searching
for the mass murderer.
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♪ Oh, the day in Hickory Meadow ♪
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♪ A beautiful place to live, not die ♪
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♪ Oh, the day in Hickory Meadow ♪
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♪ Why ♪
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♪ Don't be cautious ♪
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♪ Don't be kind ♪
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♪ You committed
I'm your crime ♪
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♪ Push my button anytime ♪
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♪ You got your finger on the trigger ♪
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♪ But your trigger finger's mine ♪
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♪ Silver dollar ♪
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♪ Golden flame ♪
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♪ Dirty water ♪
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♪ Poison rain ♪
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♪ Perfect murder
Take your aim ♪
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♪ I don't belong to anyone ♪
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♪ But everybody knows my name ♪
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Hi, Jake.
Twenty bucks for that. Sound fair?
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Twenty bucks?
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It's got to be worth 20 bucks, right?
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- Hey, where'd you get this?
- I have no idea.
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Must've been my daughter's, I guess.
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Honestly, I don't remember.
You into vintage?
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No, I'm into retro.
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Oh, what's the difference?
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- About 10 bucks.
- Fair enough.
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- Well, thanks, Mrs. Jolly.
- Tell your dad I said hello.
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Oh. Someone took the butcher knife.
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♪ Call me calloused ♪
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♪ Call me cold ♪
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♪ You're italic, I'm in bold ♪
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♪ Call me cocky, watch your tone ♪
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♪ You better love me
'Cause you're just a clone ♪
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What's up, detectives?
It's me, Devon Evans.
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Here in Hackensack,
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the mayor likes to say the saints
are always watching over us,
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guiding our destinies
and keeping us from harm.
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Well, I call bullshit on that.
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The mayor wants us to think
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we're all living on Main Street
in Disneyland, but the truth is,
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Hackensack is a haven
for the bizarre, the fucked-up,
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and the straight-up criminally insane.
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In the past year alone,
our murder rate has spiked 25%.
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In fact, we haven't seen
this kind of violence here
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since the Ray family murders
in '65,
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a bloodbath that gave birth
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to one of the most notorious
serial killers in history,
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Charles Lee Ray.
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Back in the day,
he was one of us,
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growing up right over
on Sherwood Lane.
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You won't read about it
in the Times Dispatch,
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but you can hear all about it
right here, every week.
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Until next time, fellow detectives,
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this is Devon Evans bringing you...
Hackenslash.
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Binxie?
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Here, Binx.
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How you doing, Binxie?
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Two heads are better than one, right?
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Let's see what you're really made of.
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Jake!
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Jake, I'm home.
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Hey.
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Wanna play?
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Jesus Christ, Jake,
another frickin' doll?
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Hi, I'm Chucky,
and I'm your friend to the end.
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Hidey-ho!
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It's voice-activated.
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Hey, I was thinking about using
his head for the sculpture.
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What do you think?
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I don't know. I'm no art critic.
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Well, I'm not asking for a review, Dad.
I just want your opinion.
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It's cool, Jake.
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Still think you're spending
too much time on it.
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Wouldn't hurt you to get out of this room
every once in a while.
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Maybe you could, uh,
ask a girl to a movie.
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See a friend or something.
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Friends come and go, in my experience.
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The work lasts forever.
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So does student debt.
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You know it's almost impossible
to make a living as an artist?
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- Mom did.
- That wasn't a living.
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That was a lifestyle,
and it certainly didn't pay the bills.
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I did.
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You know you're looking more
and more like her every day?
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Speaking of which,
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I looked into that art camp,
and I don't think it's gonna work out.
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- Why not?
- It's 1,000 bucks, Jake.
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I'm sorry. Maybe next year.
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Besides, you don't wanna be
away from me for a whole month, do you?
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- You remember to take your pill today?
- Not yet.
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Well, you should take it.
You're gonna need it.
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- We're at DEFCON 1 tonight.
- Why?
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Your cousin's coming over
for dinner, remember?
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- Oh, shit.
- "Shit" is right.
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So this is fun.
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Can't remember last time
we just sent out for pizza.
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Hey, Luke, you got
a little something on your, uh...
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Other side. There you go.
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- So how's business?
- It's not worth talking about.
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Sure, it is.
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Things could be better.
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I'm drowning.
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Uh... I could throw you a little business.
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- Bree put a dent in her Lexus.
- That'd be great...
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if we handled bodywork.
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But we don't.
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There's no shame
in getting a little help.
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- Who's ashamed?
- You're my brother.
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You'd do the same for me.
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Come on, Logan.
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When have you ever needed help?
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Well, Junior has some news.
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- Mom.
- Guess who made regionals.
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Holy shit. Oh, that's great, Junior.
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Isn't that great, Jake? Huh?
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He's the best distance runner
at Perry Middle since...
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- Well, since his father.
- Yeah!
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But regionals is on the 10th.
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It's the day I'm painting City Hall
with the Scouts, remember?
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You already made Eagle Scout,
which reminds me,
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you're gonna need
another extracurricular.
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Harvard's gonna want three.
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If anyone can handle it, you can.
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You know, Jake, the...
the Scouts are taking gays now.
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You should totally come check it out.
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- Junior.
- What? It's true.
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So what does that mean,
exactly, Eagle Scout?
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Did you, like,
sell the most cookies?
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No, while you were up in your room
playing with dolls,
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I organized a whole book drive
for the homeless.
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Yeah, because
keeping up with Harry Potter
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is the most pressing issue
facing the homeless.
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So, Jake, how is the sculpture
coming along?
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- Can we see it yet?
- Soon.
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Where do you get the dolls?
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Thrift shops,
yard sales, eBay, trash cans.
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Andy Warhol once said,
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"Just because something's been
thrown away doesn't make it garbage."
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Wasn't Warhol gay too?
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- Junior, stop it.
- What?
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It's the 21st century.
It's cool to be gay now.
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- Right, Jake?
- It's a nonissue.
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Yeah, it's like being
left-handed or vegan.
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Would you give it a rest?
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He's 13 years old.
He doesn't know what he is.
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Fourteen.
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Excuse me.
Lucas, where's your powder room?
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It's upstairs where it's always been.
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Hey, it's me.
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Sorry. I... I only have a minute.
I'm with my family.
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I just...
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I just needed...
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Can you hold on a minute?
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Oh, my God!
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Sorry, I thought someone
was in here with me.
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I really need to see you.
Can I call you tomorrow?
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Okay.
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Binxie!
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Here, Binx.
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♪ Time to ♪
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♪ Put my medal on ♪
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♪ Whose blood to spill I don't know ♪
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No more dolls, Jake.
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Ever.
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♪ Whose side I'm on ♪
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♪ Two armies are coming at me ♪
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♪ Their flags and weapons look the same ♪
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♪ One tells the truth, the other's lying ♪
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♪ And they're both calling my name ♪
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♪ This is how villains are made ♪
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♪ This is how villains are made ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ No one ever starts that way ♪
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♪ But this is how villains are made ♪
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Binxie?
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1,500 bucks?
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Holy shit.
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Summer sun,
Don't feel a thing ♪
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♪ Overthink 'bout everything ♪
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♪ When I think of you
You give me chills ♪
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♪ Baby, come on
Got what I need ♪
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♪ Hands all over me, oh ♪
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♪ Save me ♪
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♪ From my personal hell ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Exorcise my demons, yeah ♪
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♪ Tainted love could get me there ♪
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♪ I've been saving all of this for you ♪
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♪ Baby, come on, over to me ♪
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♪ Come set me free ♪
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♪ Baby, come on ♪
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♪ Got what I need ♪
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♪ Hands all over me, oh ♪
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♪ Save me ♪
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♪ From my person... ♪
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Hey, what up?
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Still don't understand why you're still
into this stuff. It's so freaking weird.
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I think it's a better hobby than running.
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♪ Save me ♪
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♪ From my personal hell ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Break me, break me out of myself ♪
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Hey, Jake. Awesome Good Guy.
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- I'm into vintage too.
- Oh, he's retro.
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- Wanna buy it?
- No, thanks.
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Hey, uh, can I ask you a question?
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Yeah, sure.
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This is really awkward,
but do you think that you can,
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like, maybe introduce me to your cousin?
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- Junior?
- Yeah.
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I get that a lot.
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I'm flattered, really,
but, um... it's not my thing.
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Oh, sorry. I didn't know.
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Yeah, since cotillion.
Don't you follow my Insta?
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Your bed buddy, Jake?
What's his name?
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- What's your name?
- Hi, I'm Chucky.
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- Wanna play?
- Oh, my God, that's adorable.
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- Say, "Cheese."
- Chucky cheese.
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You're not tearing him apart, I hope.
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- Anything for art, right?
- No, you can't.
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Actually, I'm gonna sell him.
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Oh, you're selling
your stuff now, Jake?
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I didn't realize it'd gotten that bad.
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- No.
- I mean, do you need to borrow any money?
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- No.
- Seriously, it's no problem.
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Right?
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You know I don't carry cash on me.
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- You can Venmo.
- I'm fine.
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Being financially disadvantaged
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is nothing
to be ashamed of, Jake.
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- Right?
- I'm not.
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Well, see you later.
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Yeah, see you in class.
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I just had the most amazing idea.
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Maybe you should
give the guy a break.
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Don't go soft on me, babe.
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E.B. White said that explaining a joke
is like dissecting a frog.
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You understand it better,
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but unfortunately,
the frog dies in the process.
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Jake, are you okay?
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Uh, yeah, I just... I don't...
I don't think I can do this.
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Do you have a religious conflict?
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No, I just...
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I can't stand the sight of blood.
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- Pussy.
- Oliver, mind your fucking business.
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- Ooh!
- Look, you can do this.
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Just make a vertical incision
down the length
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of the abdomen,
like I showed you.
254
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:51,089
Sometimes the heart will go on beating
for a few minutes after death.
255
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:49,272
Oh. Oh, no, Jake, that isn't quite right.
256
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,233
No, I-I didn't do that.
257
00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:10,419
What is going on?
258
00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:12,838
Lexy's new GoFundMe.
259
00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:16,049
Oliver, let me see that.
260
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:23,348
Here you go, Wheeler.
261
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,601
Don't spend it all
in one place.
262
00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:33,233
Hey, for homework tonight,
read chapter 12 of your zoology book.
263
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:34,651
We do have a quiz tomorrow.
264
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,324
Don't forget your boy toy.
265
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,088
Oliver, get the hell out of here.
266
00:20:44,161 --> 00:20:45,162
Jake.
267
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:50,625
Hey, Miss F, can you maybe
keep this until I sell it?
268
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:53,420
- It won't fit in my locker.
- Of course.
269
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,423
- Thanks.
- No problem.
270
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,557
Just a moment, Lexy.
I'd like a word.
271
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,142
You can close the door.
272
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:12,898
- Have a seat.
- Thank you.
273
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:22,866
I want you to take the page down,
right now.
274
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,660
But, Miss Fairchild,
I've already raised $75.
275
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:29,122
I'm just trying to help
a fellow student who's in need.
276
00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:30,332
Lexy, you're not very funny.
277
00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:32,083
Poverty's no laughing matter.
278
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:34,711
What has Jake Wheeler
ever done to you, anyway?
279
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:37,964
Nothing.
280
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:42,719
You know, I was a lot like you
when I was your age.
281
00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:48,141
Entitled, arrogant,
and secretly terrified.
282
00:21:48,225 --> 00:21:51,228
And what is it
I'm supposedly so afraid of?
283
00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:53,980
The creeping realization that real life
284
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:56,733
is gonna be a lot more challenging
than middle school
285
00:21:56,817 --> 00:22:00,862
and that no matter how pretty or popular
286
00:22:00,946 --> 00:22:03,073
or important you might think
you are right now,
287
00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:06,868
in the end, nobody gets
everything they want in life.
288
00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:08,370
Don't worry about me, Miss F.
289
00:22:08,954 --> 00:22:12,249
I'm pretty sure I'm not going to end up
teaching eighth grade biology.
290
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,376
Just take the page down, Lexy,
291
00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:18,505
and you can report to detention
right after school.
292
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:24,386
What I'm doing is admirable,
and if you try to stop me
293
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:28,181
or penalize me in any way,
my parents will sue the school.
294
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:31,393
Can I go now?
295
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:35,480
You know, I think Mrs. McVey
should be part of this conversation.
296
00:22:35,564 --> 00:22:36,940
You can repeat your threat to her.
297
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:40,068
Happy to. She and my mom
are in the same Pilates class.
298
00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:42,696
Wait here.
299
00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:51,430
Crime is complicated,
300
00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:55,000
especially in the eyes of the victim,
the marginalized.
301
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:58,461
It's not just murders
and robberies.
302
00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:01,965
There are silent crimes,
socially accepted crimes,
303
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,592
systemic crimes against humanity,
304
00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:07,012
crimes happening every day,
all around us.
305
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:08,815
You can't always hear
the victims screaming.
306
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:12,267
They are, though.
You just have to listen hard enough.
307
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,021
- Okay if I sit here?
- Uh... yeah.
308
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:19,190
- What are you listening to?
- Nothing.
309
00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:21,610
You were listening to something.
Every day I see you here,
310
00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:23,170
you're totally wrapped up
in whatever it is.
311
00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:26,740
Uh... I was watching
"Vampire Diaries," actually.
312
00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:28,950
For real? Is it good?
313
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:31,578
- It's sort of a guilty pleasure.
- What's it about?
314
00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:38,668
Uh... well, it's about the unbreakable bond
between brothers.
315
00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:41,963
Strong enough to survive anything,
even their worst mistakes.
316
00:23:42,047 --> 00:23:44,215
But it's also, like,
super hot vampires, right?
317
00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:46,718
Yeah, they're super hot.
318
00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:50,847
- I'll check it out.
- Coolio.
319
00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:54,643
Uh... hey, I'm in the talent show tomorrow.
You should come.
320
00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:56,853
I'll check it out.
321
00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:58,939
Coolio.
322
00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:02,692
Uh... anyways, listen, um...
I wanted to ask you something.
323
00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:04,861
This is kind of awkward.
324
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,656
- Um...
- What?
325
00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:10,784
Well, first of all,
I know you listen to my show.
326
00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:14,287
That's not a question.
327
00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:16,665
Well, I mean, I know
you were listening just now.
328
00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:19,042
- I saw.
- Okay.
329
00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:23,213
So I was wondering if maybe...
330
00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:26,758
well, I was wondering if maybe you'd
be interested in coming on my podcast.
331
00:24:28,385 --> 00:24:29,386
What?
332
00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:31,189
I wanna do a whole series
on bullying, Jake.
333
00:24:31,846 --> 00:24:33,515
I thought you were into true crime.
334
00:24:33,598 --> 00:24:34,808
Bullying is a crime, Jake.
335
00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:37,102
I mean, just here in Hackensack,
we have Lexy, Oliver...
336
00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:38,353
Junior.
337
00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:39,854
No. Junior's a good guy.
338
00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:41,874
Junior's my cousin.
Believe me, he's not a good guy.
339
00:24:41,898 --> 00:24:44,192
It's Lexy. I don't know
what he sees in her. But, Jake...
340
00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:46,403
Hey, do I look like the poster boy
for losers to you?
341
00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:48,926
- No, I just thought that...
- I'm not interested. I gotta go.
342
00:24:51,574 --> 00:24:52,575
Loser.
343
00:25:52,969 --> 00:25:55,889
Lexy, what's going on?
344
00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:57,515
Nothing. Okay, I have to go.
345
00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:58,641
I have rehearsal.
346
00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:01,644
Not so fast. I want you
to tell Mrs. McVey what you told me.
347
00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,688
I'll take the page down, okay?
I have to go.
348
00:26:03,772 --> 00:26:05,857
I think I lost my phone.
Just keep an eye out for it.
349
00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:09,069
I gotta stop smoking
so much weed before class.
350
00:26:09,694 --> 00:26:10,987
Yeah, good idea.
351
00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:15,158
Okay, well, that was way easier
than it should've been.
352
00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:08,920
- Hello?
- I'm calling about the doll.
353
00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:13,675
- That was fast.
- What condition is he in?
354
00:27:13,758 --> 00:27:16,052
He's good. Really good.
355
00:27:16,886 --> 00:27:18,972
- Mint, actually.
- Is he there with you now?
356
00:27:19,556 --> 00:27:21,474
No, he's sort of in storage.
357
00:27:21,558 --> 00:27:23,268
Is his name Chucky?
358
00:27:25,478 --> 00:27:27,897
Yeah, as a matter of fact, it is.
359
00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:31,568
- How'd you know?
- Listen to me carefully.
360
00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:37,198
I know this is gonna sound strange,
but has anything weird happened lately?
361
00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:38,366
I mean, with Chucky.
362
00:27:38,449 --> 00:27:40,618
Well, this conversation
has been pretty weird.
363
00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:43,204
Be very careful with that doll.
364
00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:44,873
- Do you understand?
- What?
365
00:27:45,874 --> 00:27:47,709
Have you checked his batteries?
366
00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:50,837
- What are you talking about?
- Wait, hold on a second.
367
00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:53,631
Hello? Is somebody there?
368
00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:56,509
Hello?
369
00:28:40,178 --> 00:28:41,304
Dad, are you okay?
370
00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:46,184
Yeah. I was up late doing payroll.
371
00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:50,063
Dad, we need to talk.
372
00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:53,858
I agree.
373
00:28:57,153 --> 00:28:58,446
I like to be hugged.
374
00:28:58,529 --> 00:29:02,033
Found this in the bathroom.
I thought we got rid of that.
375
00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:04,327
Yeah, I'm working on it.
376
00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:13,313
That was so beautiful, Devon.
377
00:30:13,396 --> 00:30:15,398
Was it meant
for anyone special?
378
00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:18,318
Only for you, Lexy.
379
00:30:18,401 --> 00:30:19,402
I think you're lying.
380
00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:23,948
Okay, I see some familiar
faces in the crowd tonight.
381
00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:27,160
Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad.
382
00:30:27,243 --> 00:30:29,704
Hey, brat.
383
00:30:29,787 --> 00:30:31,914
Oh, and I think I see Devon's mom.
384
00:30:31,998 --> 00:30:35,376
Mrs. Evans, you must be so proud.
385
00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:38,338
- Yes, I am.
- Aw.
386
00:30:38,421 --> 00:30:42,091
And is that Jake Wheeler
sitting right across from you?
387
00:30:42,175 --> 00:30:44,177
- Loser!
- Boo!
388
00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:46,804
- Loser!
- Hey, Jake. Enjoying the show?
389
00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:48,181
Uh, yeah.
390
00:30:49,390 --> 00:30:50,725
What did you think of Devon?
391
00:30:52,727 --> 00:30:55,146
- It was good.
- Just good?
392
00:30:55,229 --> 00:30:56,814
Come on, Jake, don't be shy.
393
00:30:57,398 --> 00:31:01,194
Now is your chance
to tell Dev and his mom
394
00:31:02,070 --> 00:31:03,321
what you really think.
395
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,495
Hey, Lexy! Lexy!
396
00:31:10,578 --> 00:31:13,998
Why don't you pick on someone
your own size?
397
00:31:16,793 --> 00:31:17,794
Who is that?
398
00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:28,137
Little help here, Jake.
399
00:31:43,486 --> 00:31:44,487
Okay.
400
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:01,587
What are you doing?
401
00:32:08,636 --> 00:32:13,307
Hi, I'm Chucky,
and I'm your friend to the end.
402
00:32:14,308 --> 00:32:17,103
You get that now, Jake, right?
403
00:32:17,895 --> 00:32:21,357
- Yeah, I get it.
- Now, I said "friend," Jake.
404
00:32:21,441 --> 00:32:23,901
Nothing more.
405
00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:26,279
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
406
00:32:30,867 --> 00:32:34,036
Hey, look what I found.
407
00:32:34,871 --> 00:32:36,622
- My phone!
- Boo!
408
00:32:36,706 --> 00:32:38,666
Ah!
409
00:32:40,543 --> 00:32:42,712
Lots of pics of Junior.
410
00:32:44,964 --> 00:32:48,801
Lots of pics of Oliver too.
411
00:32:50,136 --> 00:32:51,596
Uh-oh.
412
00:32:52,555 --> 00:32:53,848
Guess that was a secret.
413
00:32:56,225 --> 00:32:58,144
- Jake, stop it.
- I'm not doing this.
414
00:32:58,227 --> 00:33:02,106
We all have our secrets...
right, Bree?
415
00:33:04,984 --> 00:33:07,528
Here's Lexy's search history.
416
00:33:07,612 --> 00:33:11,073
Apparently, she's Botox curious.
417
00:33:11,157 --> 00:33:14,535
She's into Pokémon porn...
418
00:33:14,619 --> 00:33:17,079
...and look what she keeps googling.
419
00:33:18,539 --> 00:33:21,459
"Why do my farts smell so good?"
420
00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:23,169
Adorable.
421
00:33:50,446 --> 00:33:54,075
It's contagious, isn't it?
Laughing at people.
422
00:33:54,784 --> 00:33:56,494
Well, guess what, dickheads.
423
00:33:56,577 --> 00:33:58,162
Okay, that's enough.
424
00:33:58,246 --> 00:33:59,956
Now the joke's on you.
425
00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:02,917
- Fun's over. Let's go.
- You're all a bunch of fucking assholes.
426
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,585
- Let's go.
- I'm out of here.
427
00:34:04,669 --> 00:34:06,146
Come on, come on.
428
00:34:28,442 --> 00:34:29,610
Your teacher called.
429
00:34:30,861 --> 00:34:31,988
You proud of yourself?
430
00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:36,826
I'm sorry, if that's what you mean.
431
00:34:38,869 --> 00:34:39,996
You're not sorry.
432
00:34:41,205 --> 00:34:42,498
You are suspended.
433
00:34:45,543 --> 00:34:46,544
It wasn't my fault.
434
00:34:51,716 --> 00:34:55,428
You insulted your friends and your family
in front of the entire school.
435
00:34:55,511 --> 00:34:56,512
They deserved it.
436
00:34:57,221 --> 00:34:59,181
- And they're not my friends.
- They used to be.
437
00:35:00,641 --> 00:35:04,270
You used to have friends, Jake.
What happened to you?
438
00:35:04,353 --> 00:35:07,690
It doesn't bother you that everybody
thinks you're fucking weird, huh?
439
00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:11,402
You don't care that they think I'm weird.
You just care that they know I'm a fag.
440
00:35:13,404 --> 00:35:15,448
Listen to me. Listen to me.
441
00:35:15,531 --> 00:35:18,367
You say that again and I will kill you.
You hear me?
442
00:35:20,661 --> 00:35:21,829
You hear me?
443
00:35:24,457 --> 00:35:26,792
Should've been you
inside that car instead of Mom.
444
00:35:31,213 --> 00:35:32,381
Get off of me!
445
00:35:41,015 --> 00:35:42,350
Go to your room, Jake.
446
00:35:44,769 --> 00:35:46,854
- Give me that.
- No, Dad, I don't think you wa...
447
00:35:46,937 --> 00:35:48,272
Go to your room! Go!
448
00:35:48,356 --> 00:35:51,442
I don't wanna see you anymore.
Get up there!
449
00:35:53,194 --> 00:35:55,905
- I hate you! I fucking hate you!
- Yeah?
450
00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:34,318
Who drank my whiskey?
451
00:36:35,069 --> 00:36:36,153
The fuck?
452
00:36:39,949 --> 00:36:41,575
Ah, son of a bitch.
453
00:38:00,613 --> 00:38:02,281
Ah...
454
00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:14,376
Dad?
455
00:39:03,759 --> 00:39:04,760
Jake?
456
00:39:05,636 --> 00:39:07,012
I'm Detective Evans.
457
00:39:07,096 --> 00:39:09,265
This is my partner, Detective Peyton.
458
00:39:10,349 --> 00:39:12,268
I think you're in the same class
as my son.
459
00:39:13,519 --> 00:39:15,688
- Devon.
- That's right.
460
00:39:18,274 --> 00:39:19,984
Look, Jake, your uncle's on his way over.
461
00:39:20,067 --> 00:39:21,987
He's gonna take you to stay
at his place tonight.
462
00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:25,406
I cannot imagine
what you're going through.
463
00:39:26,532 --> 00:39:28,784
You sure you don't wanna
see the grief counselor?
464
00:39:30,411 --> 00:39:31,412
No, thanks.
465
00:39:32,454 --> 00:39:33,455
Okay.
466
00:39:34,623 --> 00:39:37,751
I just have a couple questions,
if you're up for it.
467
00:39:37,835 --> 00:39:39,169
Is that okay, Jake?
468
00:39:44,508 --> 00:39:46,927
Did you know there was a break-in
at the school last night?
469
00:39:48,304 --> 00:39:51,599
- No.
- No real harm done.
470
00:39:51,682 --> 00:39:53,267
God knows I did worse in my day.
471
00:39:54,435 --> 00:39:56,562
The funny thing is,
the only thing missing was a doll.
472
00:39:58,272 --> 00:40:00,608
Your teacher said
it belonged to you, Jake.
473
00:40:00,691 --> 00:40:04,194
I caught your act at school today.
You were incredible.
474
00:40:06,572 --> 00:40:10,242
I'm sorry. I-I-I shouldn't have lied.
I've never done anything like that before.
475
00:40:10,326 --> 00:40:12,995
Don't worry.
You're not in any kind of trouble.
476
00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:16,248
I just wanna get something straight.
477
00:40:17,625 --> 00:40:20,711
So you broke into the school
478
00:40:20,794 --> 00:40:23,005
in the middle of the night
just to get your doll?
479
00:40:23,839 --> 00:40:27,343
Uh... I-I needed him
to practice for the talent show.
480
00:40:35,517 --> 00:40:37,853
Hey. You're all right.
481
00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:51,659
I'm sorry.
482
00:40:54,036 --> 00:40:57,081
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
483
00:40:57,164 --> 00:41:00,376
It was an accident.
It's not your fault.
484
00:41:01,669 --> 00:41:02,670
You okay?
485
00:41:04,588 --> 00:41:07,716
- Was he drinking?
- Looks like it. Yes.
486
00:41:09,927 --> 00:41:12,012
Thank you. Come on.
487
00:41:19,186 --> 00:41:20,187
Oh, Jake.
488
00:41:22,272 --> 00:41:23,649
What happened to your nose?
489
00:41:24,817 --> 00:41:25,818
I fell.
490
00:41:26,777 --> 00:41:28,070
Oh. Okay.
491
00:41:29,488 --> 00:41:32,116
Thank you, Mr. Wheeler.
Thank you, Jake.
492
00:41:32,199 --> 00:41:33,575
I'm very sorry for your loss.
493
00:41:39,623 --> 00:41:42,292
So what are we calling it?
494
00:41:43,836 --> 00:41:45,170
Death by misadventure.
495
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:47,881
For now.
496
00:42:16,869 --> 00:42:18,203
Hi, Jake.
497
00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:24,585
So you're gonna come stay with us now.
498
00:42:25,544 --> 00:42:26,920
Okay. Thank you.
499
00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:30,632
Can I get you anything?
Are you hungry?
500
00:42:31,592 --> 00:42:34,970
Do you want something to drink?
It's important to stay hydrated.
501
00:42:35,763 --> 00:42:37,264
No, I'm okay. Thanks.
502
00:42:38,140 --> 00:42:39,860
Why don't you
show Jake to his room?
503
00:42:40,809 --> 00:42:42,269
Shit.
504
00:43:01,330 --> 00:43:02,623
So this is yours.
505
00:43:06,668 --> 00:43:08,378
Make yourself at home.
506
00:43:08,462 --> 00:43:10,005
The bathroom's down the hall.
507
00:43:10,089 --> 00:43:14,301
Wi-Fi password is "EAGLESCOUT,"
all uppercase.
508
00:43:15,594 --> 00:43:17,096
Is there anything else you need?
509
00:43:18,555 --> 00:43:19,556
I think I'm good.
510
00:43:21,934 --> 00:43:24,728
I want you to know
that we're here for you, Jake.
511
00:43:24,812 --> 00:43:27,022
All of us. You're not alone.
512
00:43:28,982 --> 00:43:29,983
Thanks, Aunt Bree.
513
00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:41,453
Jake. What did you mean today?
514
00:43:41,537 --> 00:43:45,207
At the talent show, you know,
about me having a secret.
515
00:43:45,290 --> 00:43:47,709
Um... I-I was just trying to be funny.
516
00:43:47,793 --> 00:43:50,087
I didn't... I didn't mean anything by it.
I'm sorry.
517
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:52,881
Okay.
518
00:43:54,133 --> 00:43:55,134
Get some rest.
519
00:44:19,449 --> 00:44:20,450
Talk to me.
520
00:44:22,953 --> 00:44:24,621
I said talk to me, damn it.
521
00:44:28,792 --> 00:44:30,711
All right. I'm gonna make you...
522
00:44:35,549 --> 00:44:40,554
Hi, I'm Chucky,
and I'm your friend to the end.
523
00:44:41,096 --> 00:44:43,599
Hidey-fucking-ho.
524
00:44:46,310 --> 00:44:47,936
Holy shit.
525
00:44:50,856 --> 00:44:51,857
I know.
526
00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:55,694
You... you killed him.
527
00:44:55,777 --> 00:44:59,031
- You really did it.
- We did it, Jake.
528
00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:00,908
I didn't want him dead.
529
00:45:00,991 --> 00:45:04,578
What did you think I was gonna do,
ask him for a hug?
530
00:45:04,661 --> 00:45:06,205
He got what he deserved.
531
00:45:06,288 --> 00:45:09,625
He... he wasn't always like that.
When I was younger, he was really cool.
532
00:45:09,708 --> 00:45:12,127
I know an asshole when I see one.
533
00:45:14,213 --> 00:45:17,174
After my mom died, he just...
he couldn't deal.
534
00:45:17,257 --> 00:45:20,552
Oh, I thought we were talking
about the cat.
535
00:45:22,596 --> 00:45:24,181
You really are Charles Lee Ray.
536
00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:28,143
But my friends all call me Chucky.
537
00:45:34,233 --> 00:45:38,946
Now, let's talk about that bitch Lexy.
538
00:45:57,839 --> 00:45:58,840
Charles.
539
00:46:03,136 --> 00:46:05,597
♪ When you see me
Start to look at you ♪
540
00:46:05,681 --> 00:46:08,267
♪ And, babe, you know
I'm gonna be lonely ♪
541
00:46:08,976 --> 00:46:10,602
♪ On my way ♪
542
00:46:12,062 --> 00:46:13,981
♪ If you see me start to fall ♪
543
00:46:14,064 --> 00:46:16,191
♪ Unless you wanna see me crawl ♪
544
00:46:16,275 --> 00:46:18,151
♪ Then tell me that you're here ♪
545
00:46:18,235 --> 00:46:19,444
♪ Stay with me ♪
546
00:46:20,195 --> 00:46:21,863
♪ Come with me ♪
547
00:46:23,198 --> 00:46:24,533
♪ Come with me ♪
548
00:46:24,616 --> 00:46:26,535
♪ Come with ♪
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