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McGurk! McGurk! Where are you?
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Look at that crazy little man.
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He'll be killed.
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Hey, McGurk, I'm losing
my patience here!
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Confusing, ain't it?
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What's so funny, Jimmy?
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Check out the new comic strip.
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- What a riot.
- Mr. Mixel-plick?
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No! Repeat after me, bright boy.
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It's mix, "yezz"...
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spit, lick.
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Hey, have you seen McGurk?
McGurk!
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Hold it.
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- Did you see him?
- Who?
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That weird little man.
He was right here.
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Yeah. Do me a favor, Kent.
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Crack up after we've covered
the museum opening.
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- And now we are proud to present...
- McGurk!
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Oh, no.
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This classic sculpture by one of
the world's most noted artists.
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McGurk!
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Where are you, McGurk? Come
on, it's getting late.
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How do you like that guy?
Standing me up like this.
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- Be quiet.
- Listen, you...
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What is he doing here?
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If we may continue?
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And here now at last...
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the showpiece of our exhibit:
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Rodin's Thinker.
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That's him! Hey, McGurk. Finish
your business and let's get going.
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Oh, sorry, Mix.
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Hold it right there, little friend.
I want some answers.
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McGurk, get rid of this bum.
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You heard my pal.
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Scram!
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If that's the way
you wanna play it.
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Superman?
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He's ruined the statue!
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I didn't mean... Sorry.
It was the little man.
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It's been going on all week.
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Impossible things keep happening
and I'm the only one...
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who ever sees them.
Am I going nuts?
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Oh, Clark, I'm sure it's
not as bad as that.
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I can't go on being Superman
if I keep flipping out.
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Now, take it easy, son.
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There's a perfectly logical
explanation for all this.
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Yes. It's obvious a brilliant, godlike
life form from a dimension...
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twice removed from ours
is testing your powers.
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What makes you say that?
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That's not important, Clark.
What really matters...
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is following through with a nice
firm peck when scratching up corn.
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Ma? Pa?
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No.
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Chickens are always funny. Though
personally, I prefer ducks.
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Or ostriches.
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Or just for the
sake of novelty...
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I've never seen those before.
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Bring them back. Do it!
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Take it easy. The
folks are okay.
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We'll just put them up
there for safekeeping.
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- Who are you?
- Like Mummy said...
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I'm a superior being from
the fifth dimension.
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What do you want with me?
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Laughs. You see, for
centuries now...
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I've been pitting my
interdimensional magic...
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against schmoes who thought they could
go 15 rounds with the old master.
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You know the stories about
genies, imps and leprechauns?
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- You?
- Guilty.
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After a while, I became bored with your
basic rank-and-file human dolts...
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but then you showed up.
Superman!
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You, my friend, are the
ultimate challenge.
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We're gonna have many
merry games, you and l.
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A game has rules. Your stunts
are just random idiocy.
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Okay, I'll give you a rule.
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You make me say, spell or otherwise
reveal my name backwards...
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and I'll split until our dimensions
come into alignment again...
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in about, oh, three
months, give or take.
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I can't even say your name forward.
How am I supposed to say it backward?
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No, dope. You don't have
to say it backward.
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You have to get me to say it.
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- Say what?
- Kltpzyxm!
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Gosh, you're thick.
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Now, for the last time... Nuts.
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Clark? Dear? Did
something just happen?
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No. What's for dinner?
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Hi, guy.
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Your three months are up...
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and this time you're not gonna
cheat me out of my fun.
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Oh, it's you again, Mr.
Kltpzyxm.
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Not Kltpzyxm, Mxyzptlk. Now, the
first thing I'm gonna do...
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Oh, nuts.
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You think you're pretty
smart, don't you?
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Look, little guy. I'm tired of this.
If it's a fight you want...
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Oh, it is. It is.
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Fine. But first let me proofread this
article and I'll meet you on the roof...
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- in 20 minutes.
- No stalling. I'll edit the rag for you.
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There. Hey. What? No!
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You're getting sloppy, Smallville.
This sentence is loaded with typos.
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"K, L, T, P, Z..."
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Nuts! Nuts! Nuts!
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He beat you again, huh?
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Don't start with me, Gsptlsnz!
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I've only got 90 days until my
next bout with that caped clod.
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How does he do it?
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- Mxy, I wore this new outfit just for you.
- No time for love, babe.
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Gotta beat Superman.
Gotta beat Superman.
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Oh, Mxy, I don't like the way...
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you're obsessing over
this Superman person.
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Using our powers to torment
humans is so three-dimensional.
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Got to beat Superman!
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If he upsets you that much,
why don't you just...
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- oh, I don't know, destroy him.
- Hey, that's it.
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Next time I'll finish him
off before he can trick me.
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Thanks, Gspie. Love you.
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Yeah, yeah. Lucky me.
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Now you're gonna get it.
Oh, yeah.
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You'll be crying
early today, boy.
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Bye, Gspie. Don't wait up.
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Five, four, three...
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Nuts! Nuts! Nuts! Not one word.
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Don't you look happy. What's wrong?
Bad news?
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You could say that. I'm expecting
a visitor from out of town.
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Guy's kind of a pest, is he?
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The worst.
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I hear you. Every time
my sister visits...
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she just moves right on in
and stays and stays and...
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Was that a penguin?
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I'm afraid so.
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Here we go.
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Wow, look at all the animals.
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This is really weird.
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You're fast, kiddo.
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Hiya, Super. Looks like
you've joined the horsy set.
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What's it gonna take to get rid of you?
Forever.
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You always trick me into doing
that name thing once...
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but this time you're going to have
to make me do it twice in a row.
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Which means I can say
Kltpzyxm all I want...
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as long as I break
it, Kltpzyxm, up.
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If you beat me, then I'm history.
Gone, finito. Bye-bye.
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But if I win...
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00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:24,587
I got me a new stableboy. Deal?
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Whatever you want. I quit.
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You don't mean it?
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00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:34,891
Oh, yes, I do. Shut off the lights
when you're done, will you?
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00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:38,002
Hey, hey. You can't
just walk out.
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If you do, your friends
will stay mindless beasts.
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They don't seem to mind.
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Don't get tough with
me, little boy blue.
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If you don't cooperate, I'll
tell the world your secret.
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Blab your head off. I'll
find another disguise.
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You can't outfly me.
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- Watch me.
- Oh, yeah?
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Banzai!
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No fair.
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You wanna play hardball? Fine!
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Hey, Super, get a load of me.
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The ultimate smart bomb, complete
with a Kryptonite warhead.
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Good try, blue, but
not good enough.
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00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:11,483
What's the matter, Super?
Feeling the heat?
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I won! I won!
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In your face, Superman.
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00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:33,971
No, loser. In yours.
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00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:36,979
Oh, shoot my monkey.
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I skywrote my own name.
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Backwards.
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- Twice.
- You were just toying with me...
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00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,328
the whole time. Even
from the start.
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Pretty much, yeah.
169
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,600
Never had you fooled
for a second.
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- Sorry.
- You were the superior being all along.
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00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:07,635
- Well...
- And now I'm gone. Gone forever.
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00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:23,885
You look happy. What's up?
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I was expecting a visitor from out
of town, but he can't make it.
174
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:30,568
- The guy's kind of a pest, is he?
- Not anymore.
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00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:33,735
Guests are the worst.
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00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,602
Every time my sister visits,
she just moves right on in...
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and stays and stays and...
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00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,637
Why am I eating this?
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Oh, you. You. I'm
not done with you.
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00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:53,025
Not by a long shot.
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I'll find a loophole.
Somehow, someday!
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00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,363
You know, now that
you're stuck here...
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you'll just have to find some
other way to pass the time.
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00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:09,167
Hey, this isn't so bad.
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