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{\i1}When I was a kid back in Minnesota,{\i0}
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{\i1}I had a Cub Scout den mother,
a Mrs Fryfogel.{\i0}
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{\i1}She taught us backwoods
common sense,{\i0}
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{\i1}like, "Don't drop crumbs
on the trail...{\i0}
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{\i1}...because you never know what kind
of critter might be right behind you,{\i0}
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{\i1}picking up the pieces."{\i0}
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{\i1}I'll never forget the motto
she taught us:{\i0}
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{\i1}"Be prepared."{\i0}
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{\i1}Now, it's been said{\i0}
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{\i1}that the best company you could have
in a strange place is a map.{\i0}
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{\i1}This particular map documents{\i0}
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{\i1}the plans of some
heavy-handed troublemakers.{\i0}
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{\i1}Folks back home figure
if I can get ahold of it,{\i0}
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{\i1}the trouble might stop.{\i0}
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{\i1}The great thing about a map,{\i0}
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{\i1}it can get you in and out of places
a lot of different ways.{\i0}
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Halt!
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That is far enough.
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The map.
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You know, I'd like to...
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...but I really need it myself.
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You amuse me.
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Sorry.
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But I really do need it.
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{\i1}It just goes to show you,{\i0}
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{\i1}a good map will always get you
where you wanna go.{\i0}
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{\i1}Well, the map got me home,{\i0}
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{\i1}but a newspaper publisher made sure
I didn't get to stay long.{\i0}
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{\i1}Seems there's this problem
in Central America.{\i0}
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{\i1}I{\i0} remember one {\i1}time,
I{\i0} was maybe {\i1}7 or{\i0} 8,
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{\i1}my dad and I took a truckload
of apples to market in another town.{\i0}
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{\i1}As soon as we got there,
even as little as I was,{\i0}
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{\i1}I felt there was something real wrong
in that town.{\i0}
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{\i1}When I asked my dad about it,{\i0}
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{\i1}he said they'd lynched
an innocent man there.{\i0}
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{\i1}I was a lot older before I understood
exactly what that meant.{\i0}
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Well, how're you doing, guys?
What's the haps here?
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Nice girl. Kind of reminds me
of my sister.
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Oh, I'm sorry, maybe you guys
don't recognize me.
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The name's Jackson,
Andrew Jackson.
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You may have seen my picture
on the front of the 20-dollar bill?
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You know what I'm talking about?
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Yeah, I thought you'd understand.
Nice doing business with you guys.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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{\i1}Hola!{\i0}
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Name's MacGyver.
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I'm looking for a photographer
by the name of Kate Connolly.
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Her publisher said
I might find her here.
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Look, if I've come at
an inconvenient time--
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Who is this publisher?
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Arthur Prescott.
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He hasn't heard from her
in quite some time,
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and seeing how things are around
here, he got worried enough--
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To send you down here.
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I'm supposed to believe that?
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Oh, hell, Diego, he's probably
telling the truth.
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I'm almost out of the soup.
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Okay, you, come on in.
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Sefior, I am a terrible shot.
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I might try to just wound you
a little bit,
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so you be very careful.
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I'm harmless.
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Hi.
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So your name's MacGyver,
and you're harmless.
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- What do you want?
- It's what your publisher wants.
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He wants you back home,
safe and sound.
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So he sent you?
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Well, none of his letters
or phone calls worked.
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You gotta admit, I'm a little better
than a telegram.
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Hey, that's Dave Ryerson.
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He's not even supposed to be
in this hemisphere unless he's in jail.
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How do you know him?
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Oh, we met once
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before he was deported
from the States.
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Yeah?
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Oh, and Dave kind of
blames me for that.
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You may come in handy.
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To your publisher, "handy" means
getting you out of here.
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I've got a big story cooking.
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We've been digging for weeks,
and I'm almost there.
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Kate, your story could also help us
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get rid of a piece of human garbage
from our government.
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General Antonio Vasquez.
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Oh, yeah, the army guy
who runs the secret police.
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I understand he has some
big career moves in mind too.
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He's got the men.
He just needs the arms.
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And he's dealing for them. Now.
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With Ryerson and
the crime syndicate?
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The deal's set for today and if...
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When I get the pictures...
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Look, I need the pictures.
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So your job is to help me
get into Ryerson's hacienda.
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No, excuse me, ma'am, but my
job is to get you out of the country.
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MacGyver, you can do both.
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We would be most grateful
if you could help us.
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Then we leave the country?
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JIU
Senor?
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You're going to need this.
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Actually, I do much better
without them. Thanks.
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Mind if I borrow something
from your camera bag?
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- It depends what.
- Just that camera strap.
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I need one with a plastic clip.
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That Wire's got enough juice in it
to straighten your hair.
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You'd be handy next time
I lose my door key.
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- You know, this place is none too--
- This spot's just fine.
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- It's not the safest.
- Look, if you're nervous,
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why don't you wait on the other side
of the wall while I take--
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Hold it. Hold it.
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There's Ryerson.
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Here comes Vasquez.
The deal's going down now.
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- Great to see you! You look good.
- Yes, yes, and yourself too.
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- Looks like you put on some weight.
- Right on time. Yeah, yeah.
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I can't wait. I can't wait.
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I understand you have some
excellent things for me, huh?
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All right, now, here we are.
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- Plenty more where this came from.
- An impressive display.
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Looks like an army surplus store
in there.
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Perfect.
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Ryerson is showing the general
his sample case.
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I can assure you my organization
can guarantee delivery
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of all the light weapons
in 30 days, general.
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That's everything you needed,
isn't it?
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And the tanks?
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Three months.
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We're ready to start
unlimited shipments to you.
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Is it a deal?
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A very complex deal.
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Very risky for both our futures.
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Out of film.
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Good. It's time to get out of here.
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I need one more shot.
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The handshake.
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But...
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...yes, it is a deal.
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I'm an accredited correspondent,
and you have no right to do this.
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I haven't had the pleasure of meeting
the lady before, general,
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but I'd like to introduce you
to an old buddy of mine
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I've been hoping to
run across again.
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Welcome to our country, MacGyver.
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Look, I'm warning you.
My newspaper knows where I am.
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Yeah, so they sent Mother MacGyver
here to get you out.
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That is why you're here,
isn't it, MacGyver?
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It might be that I'm working on getting
you kicked out of this country too.
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You know, I'm gonna enjoy
your funeral.
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Down here they make quite a fiesta
out of things like that.
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Lots of tequila, some dancing girls,
may even shed a tear or two.
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You have both won an invitation.
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Don't you realize the chance
you'd take harming us?
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- My newspaper would--
- Write a touching obituary.
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Now I'll have the film.
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- No.
- Come on!
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Now, let's not be dumb about this.
What do you say.
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Getting sensible, MacGyver? Good.
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- There you go. I think it was that one.
- You can't!
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You know, Ryerson,
now that the evidence is gone,
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there's probably no need to kill us.
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There's no need at all,
is there, general?
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You probably wouldn't mind
if we just kind of moseyed on.
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I want my cameras back.
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Just give me the rest of the film
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and your other camera too.
Come on!
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Yeah, I think a little cooperation
would go a long ways
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in this situation, don't you?
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- What is that stuff?
- Plastique. Silly putty with a bang.
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Yeah!
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- Those photographs!
- They'll never be published.
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Better not, my friend,
or we're both dead.
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- The enemy's out there.
- But you have brought them to me!
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All right, so it went haywire!
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I was afraid something
would go wrong.
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It can be fixed.
With a little help from your army.
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I can do the developing
at the darkroom.
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Wait a minute. Hold it. Hold it.
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He really meant it, you know?
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Being the voice of truth.
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- It was because of me that he--
- No.
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It's because of the kind of man
he was, Kate.
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We'll get that film out.
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I promise you.
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MacGyver, every time
something happens around here,
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they lock the airport down,
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troops pour all over every friendly
embassy, roads are blocked.
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Just look, this whole town's already
under military guard.
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Yep, that's right.
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So we take the film out ourselves,
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across the border into Mexico.
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That's more than 100 kilometres.
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How are we even gonna
get out of here?
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I've been thinking about that.
You mind if I borrow something?
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- What?
- Oh, you don't need a bag
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for just one camera, do you?
I can put this strap to good use.
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I'll be back.
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We need all the help we can get.
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Be ready when I get back.
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Ready for what? Back from where?
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- We're out of here.
- Are you crazy? They'll hear us.
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Oh, that's not necessary.
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What are you doing?
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I'm making a periscope.
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- Compact.
- What?
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Compact!
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MacGyver.
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Who is this friend of yours?
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This MacGyver?
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That was terrific! We made it.
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Yeah.
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But the border's still 100 kilometres.
And I know Ryerson.
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He won't give up easy.
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Hey, MacGyver, level with me.
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Are we gonna make it?
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Well, we made it this far, didn't we?
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Somehow, I'm not reassured.
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We'll stay on the main highway.
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You work a search pattern
heading north.
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{\i1}Check every road, every mule path!{\i0}
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You know, when I woke up
this morning,
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I had three very expensive cameras.
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Well, at least you didn't wreck this one.
This is my lucky camera.
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If anything happened to this baby,
I'd die...
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...or kill.
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- So where are you from, MacGyver?
- Well, I started out in Minnesota.
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Since then...
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...here, there, this place, that place.
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Trouble with the law or itchy feet?
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Oh, a little of that.
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Mostly I wanted to see how
the world worked,
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Meet people, learn how
they're different, the same.
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No, no.
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Just a guy who...
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Spotter plane. Great.
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{\i1}Bus spotted heading north
toward Garabuan.{\i0}
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{\i1}Moving under cover.{\i0}
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{\i1}- Lost visual contact.
- Faster!{\i0}
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Hang on! That plane saw us!
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Slow down, MacGyver!
You're messing up my shots!
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- Don't say it.
- I wasn't gonna say a thing.
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We're sunk. This is it.
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There's no way we're gonna make it.
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- Oh, it's not that bad.
- Oh, yes, it is.
243
00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:11,210
No, it's not.
244
00:29:11,420 --> 00:29:14,250
Please tell me how things
could be worse.
245
00:29:18,420 --> 00:29:20,410
You're right. You convinced me.
246
00:29:20,580 --> 00:29:22,370
We're in a lot of trouble.
247
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:32,170
- So how far are we from the border?
- Oh, about ten miles.
248
00:29:39,580 --> 00:29:41,410
So how are you gonna start a fire?
249
00:29:41,620 --> 00:29:43,930
Make lightning or rub
two sticks together?
250
00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:46,860
Well, thought I'd use a match.
251
00:29:47,060 --> 00:29:48,460
Oh, shucks, MacGyver.
252
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:51,370
I was looking forward to seeing
some more of your Boy Scout stuff.
253
00:29:55,180 --> 00:29:56,610
What was that?
254
00:29:57,260 --> 00:29:59,290
Sounds like supper to me.
255
00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:01,290
Excuse me.
256
00:30:07,020 --> 00:30:09,050
Well, trap worked.
257
00:30:09,220 --> 00:30:13,370
- What's that?
- I told you. Supper.
258
00:30:13,740 --> 00:30:17,410
MacGyver, you don't eat things
like that. You call pest control.
259
00:30:17,620 --> 00:30:19,570
No, they taste an awful lot like chicken.
260
00:30:19,780 --> 00:30:24,650
I don't care if they taste like
beluga caviar, I am not eating lizard.
261
00:30:34,820 --> 00:30:38,810
The very next dinner party I give,
"Breast of lizard é la MacGyver."
262
00:30:38,980 --> 00:30:40,810
It's delicious.
263
00:30:47,900 --> 00:30:49,690
You're a very...
264
00:30:49,900 --> 00:30:52,890
...unexpected man, MacGyver.
265
00:30:53,260 --> 00:30:54,890
You...
266
00:30:55,420 --> 00:30:57,330
...keep me off balance.
267
00:30:59,180 --> 00:31:02,210
- I'm sorry.
- No.
268
00:31:02,380 --> 00:31:04,170
I think...
269
00:31:06,380 --> 00:31:07,940
I think I like it.
270
00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:30,850
Wanna share?
271
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:39,410
That's quite an offer.
272
00:31:42,980 --> 00:31:44,850
Is that a yes?
273
00:31:45,020 --> 00:31:46,810
Or no?
274
00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:37,450
They're not inside.
275
00:32:37,740 --> 00:32:40,380
Then they're on foot. Good.
276
00:32:42,420 --> 00:32:46,410
Every time something else
goes wrong, you say it is good.
277
00:32:46,580 --> 00:32:48,810
If your soldiers had been on the ball
at the plaza--
278
00:32:48,980 --> 00:32:52,010
You are talking to a general.
279
00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:54,170
Oh, I thought I was talking
to my new partner.
280
00:32:55,780 --> 00:32:58,730
But the border is less than ten miles
to the north.
281
00:32:59,340 --> 00:33:01,090
Look, general...
282
00:33:01,260 --> 00:33:04,770
...why don't you try keeping half of your
troops back here, behind them,
283
00:33:04,940 --> 00:33:06,810
pushing them forward,
so they can't double back.
284
00:33:07,380 --> 00:33:10,260
There's only one road leading
to the border, and we control it.
285
00:33:10,420 --> 00:33:14,610
So they wanna cross the border,
they have to come through here, to us.
286
00:33:14,780 --> 00:33:16,340
So it's just a matter of time.
287
00:33:17,180 --> 00:33:20,930
That's what you told me
50 kilometres ago, Ryerson.
288
00:33:21,140 --> 00:33:22,330
But...
289
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:25,970
...if your plan fails,
and they get through,
290
00:33:26,140 --> 00:33:28,410
I will not deport you.
291
00:33:28,580 --> 00:33:30,140
I will destroy you.
292
00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:35,690
Even if it's my last act in office.
293
00:33:44,100 --> 00:33:45,290
What do you see?
294
00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:47,170
Two men with guns.
What do you see?
295
00:33:47,340 --> 00:33:49,610
Opportunity knocking.
296
00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:52,500
You know, you could stand
to lose a few pounds.
297
00:33:52,660 --> 00:33:53,930
You rat.
298
00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:57,250
Buenos {\i1}dias,{\i0} you guys!
What's shaking?
299
00:33:58,580 --> 00:34:02,330
Name's MacGyver.
We're the ones you're looking for.
300
00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:04,010
And, fellas,
301
00:34:04,260 --> 00:34:06,650
this here is your lucky day!
302
00:34:06,860 --> 00:34:08,180
Because you get to turn us in.
303
00:34:08,900 --> 00:34:11,490
Listen, would you mind holding her?
She weighs a ton.
304
00:34:22,540 --> 00:34:24,210
All right, Connolly!
305
00:34:24,380 --> 00:34:27,130
Yes, yes! Now you're getting
the hang of things.
306
00:34:27,580 --> 00:34:30,810
My lucky camera. It's wrecked.
307
00:34:32,020 --> 00:34:36,210
Well, now, I bet you we can get it fixed
about nine miles up that road.
308
00:34:42,940 --> 00:34:44,730
I'm sorry.
309
00:34:50,140 --> 00:34:52,170
Any time, MacGyver.
310
00:34:53,780 --> 00:34:56,250
I like that kind of talk.
Come on.
311
00:35:13,700 --> 00:35:15,610
- See anything?
- No.
312
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:17,890
It's like we're the only people
in the whole world.
313
00:35:18,060 --> 00:35:19,730
Oh, I wouldn't count on it.
314
00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:22,370
My guess is they're not
more than an hour behind us.
315
00:35:22,540 --> 00:35:24,770
We must be damn close
to that border.
316
00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:40,450
MacGyver, we are just about there.
317
00:35:44,140 --> 00:35:45,620
We are there, Kate.
318
00:35:45,780 --> 00:35:48,250
That's Mexico, right there,
319
00:35:48,420 --> 00:35:50,330
on the other side of that river.
320
00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:25,980
What do you think?
321
00:36:26,540 --> 00:36:29,450
You know, I gotta admit, these
two boys know what they're doing.
322
00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:31,770
They got every approach
to the border locked up tight.
323
00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:34,740
There's just no going around them.
324
00:36:37,980 --> 00:36:41,410
Well, I guess we're just gonna
have to go through them. Attack.
325
00:36:42,380 --> 00:36:44,050
With What?
326
00:36:45,020 --> 00:36:47,610
That's a good question. Yeah.
327
00:36:47,780 --> 00:36:49,050
Yeah.
328
00:36:53,140 --> 00:36:55,780
There's nothing they can do. Nothing.
329
00:36:58,860 --> 00:37:01,210
- Mexican Border Patrol.
- Let them watch.
330
00:37:01,380 --> 00:37:03,530
They can keep score.
331
00:37:26,300 --> 00:37:29,180
It's not great. But it's not bad.
332
00:37:29,340 --> 00:37:31,490
What are we gonna do, MacGyver?
333
00:37:32,260 --> 00:37:34,530
Start a war, I guess.
334
00:37:34,700 --> 00:37:37,090
You make it sound so easy.
335
00:37:37,260 --> 00:37:40,690
Just to keep me from thinking
about how scared I am.
336
00:37:43,820 --> 00:37:45,650
{\i1}Continuing search, comandante.{\i0}
337
00:37:45,820 --> 00:37:48,970
{\i1}- No sign of intruders.
- Keep searching.{\i0}
338
00:37:49,140 --> 00:37:51,860
They gotta be up there.
They gotta be.
339
00:37:52,540 --> 00:37:55,490
Aeroplane reports nothing.
340
00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:02,810
It's the first time I ever deliberately
tried to overheat an engine.
341
00:38:03,860 --> 00:38:07,130
Okay, we now have a lot of dirty oil.
342
00:38:07,300 --> 00:38:10,890
- What's that do for the war effort?
- The military calls it chemical fog.
343
00:38:11,060 --> 00:38:14,050
Civilians get more to the point.
It's air pollution.
344
00:38:14,620 --> 00:38:18,450
What does the MacGyver/Connolly
team call it?
345
00:38:18,820 --> 00:38:19,970
A long shot.
346
00:38:20,180 --> 00:38:22,170
{\i1}Running low on fuel.
Returning to base.{\i0}
347
00:38:22,340 --> 00:38:24,370
I don't care if you're low on fuel.
348
00:38:24,540 --> 00:38:26,810
Keep looking.
349
00:38:27,380 --> 00:38:28,940
Here.
350
00:38:32,940 --> 00:38:37,410
When this heats up, it ought to make
some pretty good-looking smog.
351
00:38:42,180 --> 00:38:44,290
Where are they?
352
00:38:44,900 --> 00:38:46,490
They can't just disappear
like shadows.
353
00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:49,570
Look, general, your troops are here
and behind them.
354
00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:52,090
Every exit sealed off.
355
00:38:52,260 --> 00:38:54,770
You've done a good job. Don't panic.
356
00:38:55,460 --> 00:38:58,370
So you feel we have them.
Caught between us?
357
00:38:58,580 --> 00:39:00,210
I know it.
358
00:39:00,820 --> 00:39:04,050
Either they come out our way,
or they don't come out at all.
359
00:39:07,620 --> 00:39:10,850
Smoke bombs, stink bombs,
rolling bombs, juggernauts.
360
00:39:11,020 --> 00:39:14,010
I feel like Rosie the Riveter
in a jury-rigged bomb factory.
361
00:39:14,180 --> 00:39:17,650
It's quite an inventory,
but not much to be proud of though.
362
00:39:17,820 --> 00:39:19,250
Hey, it has my approval.
363
00:39:19,420 --> 00:39:22,010
How are we gonna get this
darned thing across the river?
364
00:39:22,180 --> 00:39:24,170
Under their noses.
365
00:40:01,460 --> 00:40:02,940
{\i1}Spotter plane to command post.{\i0}
366
00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:06,570
{\i1}Subjects are in section five
and headed toward the border.{\i0}
367
00:40:07,620 --> 00:40:09,490
General, we got them!
368
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,930
They're crazy.
369
00:40:39,820 --> 00:40:41,220
And smart.
370
00:41:18,620 --> 00:41:21,690
It's time to get our party started!
371
00:42:20,780 --> 00:42:22,290
All right!
372
00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:26,930
Watch for them now.
Watch for them!
373
00:42:27,540 --> 00:42:29,210
Shoot anything that moves!
374
00:42:31,420 --> 00:42:33,090
Okay, you ready?
375
00:42:33,260 --> 00:42:36,010
If things don't work out...
376
00:42:38,460 --> 00:42:40,450
...I'm really glad I got to know you.
377
00:42:41,460 --> 00:42:43,020
Me too.
378
00:42:47,700 --> 00:42:49,260
Let's go.
379
00:42:56,260 --> 00:42:58,370
Forward! Up the hill!
380
00:43:35,300 --> 00:43:37,490
- Hang on, Connolly!
- Hang on to what?
381
00:43:56,140 --> 00:43:58,170
Come on, Kate, swim.
382
00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:09,050
There they are! Kill them!
Shoot them!
383
00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:11,490
- MacGyver!
- Shoot them!
384
00:44:37,060 --> 00:44:38,850
Welcome to Mexico.
385
00:44:39,020 --> 00:44:41,330
Do you have anything to declare?
386
00:44:43,140 --> 00:44:44,290
Wise gUY-
387
00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:57,010
Well, David...
388
00:44:58,980 --> 00:45:01,170
...it's too late.
389
00:45:03,140 --> 00:45:06,170
I always keep my promises.
390
00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:28,530
I thought your camera was broken.
391
00:45:28,700 --> 00:45:31,450
I fixed it, MacGyver style.
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