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[theme music playing]
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The meeting of
the all-knowing Order of the Luminescent Llama
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shall now commence.
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[men] A-woogly
woogly-woo.
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Today, fellow Llamas,
is a most prestigious day,
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for it is on this day that
we shall initiate any new members into our ranks.
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If there are
any recruits present, step forward now.
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That's my cue.
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I pledge myself
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before the Order
of the Llamas.
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A duck? Really?
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This is a mockery of the order.
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Hear me out, Your Honor.
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I'm ready to prove I can be
a valuable member of... whatever this is.
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I even brought my own fez.
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Hmm.
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The bylaws state
that anyone wishing to join
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the Order of
the Luminescent Llamas
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must first survive the four
treacherous trials.
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And I'll make sure
that you don't.
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Let the initiation commence.
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[laughing maniacally]
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The first trial
of the initiation is the horrible, excruciating,
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soul-destroying
walk of flaming footsy-wootsies.
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Oh, good name.
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[slurping]
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Would you mind
holding my drink,
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O Grand Poobah?
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Of course.
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Thanks, brother.
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All right, duck. Get ready
to pledge your loyalty and get roasted!
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[shrieking]
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Yowch! Ah! Ooh!
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Oh, the agony!
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You're not on hot coals.
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You're on the ice
from your spilled drink.
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Oh. I was wondering
why those hot coals felt so wet.
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Now, get on those coals
and burn like a proper tribute.
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[exclaiming]
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[screams]
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Hey, this is easy.
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Well, looks like
I made it across. What's the next trial?
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This way, duck.
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Now, for one of my
favorite trials,
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you must prove your loyalty
to the order
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by way of the ordeal
of the sacred paddle.
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Oh, I know how to use
one of these.
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Did I win the trial?
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Oh, give me that.
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Now assume the position.
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You mean this position?
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What? No!
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Hmm. No, huh?
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How about this position? Hmm?
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No!
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This? This? This?
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The paddling position.
The paddling position!
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This paddling position?
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[singing opera]
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Oh, what a beautiful song.
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Hey, buddy!
What about this position?
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Yes, finally.
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[screaming]
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Yeesh.
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Wouldn't want to be
in his position.
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Enough nonsense.
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This next trial will assess
your worthiness of entering our ranks.
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You must choose between
these two--
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Hey, what's behind those doors?
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Stop interrupting.
I was getting to that.
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[clears throat]
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You must choose wisely
between these two doors.
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But behind one lies knowledge,
strength and ice cream,
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while behind the other,
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there resides a giant,
raging, bloodthirsty lion.
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[gasps]
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A blood turkey Hawaiian?
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What? No, no, no.
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A bloodthirsty lion.
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So a flood full of iron?
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- No.
- A brotherly Mayan?
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Blushing Himalayan?
High apple pie in the sky-an?
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A lion. Lion. Lion!
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Did you just say I was lying?
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Sir, you have insulted
my honor.
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Oh, you stubborn mallard.
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I'm saying lion.
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Like the one behind this door.
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See? Lion.
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[screaming]
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Well, what do you know?
He wasn't lying.
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There really is a lion.
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All right, initiate.
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You now face the final
and most formidable test of all.
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You must write a million-word
essay on the importance of this guild.
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It'll be a cold day
before I let this loser into my club.
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Oh, well, let me just get you
something to write with.
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[laughing]
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- All right. Are you ready--
- Finished.
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What?
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How?
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Oh, yeah, I used my own ink.
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Can you believe
we're made of this stuff?
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[explosion]
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So? How'd I do, Chief?
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Were you blown away?
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Yes, I was.
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Fellow Llamas,
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it is now time to induct
a new member into our ranks.
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It is with regret
we now welcome Brother Daffy.
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Yada, yada, yada, yada.
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[men] A-woogly
woogly-woo.
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And a woogly woogly-whoo-hoo
to you too, fellow Lamers.
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[crying]
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Just take your lousy
membership card,
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and remember that meetings
are on Tuesdays.
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Tuesdays?
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Eh, sorry, chum.
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Going to have to cancel
my membership.
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Tuesday is Taco Night
at Senor Sweetie's Taco Hut.
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[man gasp] Tacos?
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[all clamoring]
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Meeting adjourned.
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[theme music playing]
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