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[theme music playing]
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[indistinct chatter]
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I'm Stiletto Sam,
and in mere moments,
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I'll be putting on the most
electrifying performance
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ever to be seen
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in this here theater.
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Stiletto Sam's
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notorious knife follies!
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Witness the razor sharp skills
that cleaved 'em in Cleveland,
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hacked 'em in Hackensack,
julienned 'em in Spokane,
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made minced meat
in Mississippi,
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sliced 'em in Iceland,
poked 'em in Hoboken...
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Gee-wiz!
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How's a rabbit
supposed to get his beauty rest
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with all that racket?
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Pipe down, ya big mouth dope!
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-"Dope"?
- [clattering]
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Huh?
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Ah! Now you're in
for a treat, folks.
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A free sample
of tonight's pre-formance.
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[grunts]
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Ooh! Ahh!
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What the...
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Hm.
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[laughing]
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And that's just a slice
of what you'll see.
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So, come on in
to the Stiletto Sam show,
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ladies and germs.
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It's showtime! Right this way.
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[people clamoring]
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No knife-throwing Napoleon
is gonna cut my tail off,
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and get away with it.
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[audience cheering, applauding]
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[clattering]
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For my next act,
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I'm gonna need
one brave volunteer.
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Ooh! Ooh! I volunteer
wholeheartedly, Doc.
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[cheering, applauding]
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Say, stranger,
why do you look so familiar?
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I am a common garden pest.
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Mm, must be it.
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For my next trick,
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I will recreate the legend of
Swiss folk hero, William Tell.
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You know
what to do with the apple?
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Sure do.
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Now, I shall pierce said apple,
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and if something goes wrong,
don't William-Tell anybody.
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[laughing]
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[audience laughing]
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Uh...
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No, no. You just gotta...
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No, you gotta put it on your...
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Now, where did he go?
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- Ta-da!
- [audience exclaiming]
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[grumbles]
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[grunts]
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Now, give me that apple.
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Nah, Doc, I can do it.
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I said, give it here!
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Now, you just put it
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on your noggin like this.
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How hard is that, ya--
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Not so hard.
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Time for baby
to take nap, mommy.
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Look alive, little fella.
You got a show to do.
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Let's do the act again.
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[mumbling]
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[whistles]
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Apple?
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Apple. Oh, yes!
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[grunts]
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Telephone call
for a handsome man with a moustache.
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- Yello.
- [electrical buzzing]
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Speak up now!
I can't hear you so well.
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Dag nabbit, rabbit!
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Magnetical trickery
ain't part of the act!
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Now, stand still,
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so I can throw knifes
at your face.
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[screaming]
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[gasps]
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[audience whistling, cheering]
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Well, if there's anything
I learned in show business,
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always leave 'em wanting more.
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March, hare.
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[man] Hey, what's the hold up?
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[clears throat]
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Pardon the delay,
ladies and gents.
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Your patience
is about to be rewarded
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'cause now,
the real show begins!
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[sighs] Me and my thirst
for revenge.
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My volunteer has been tied
to the spinning wheel of death,
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rendering him
completely helpless.
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Jumpin' Jiminy!
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{\an8}I will now throw all my knives
at yonder wheel
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{\an8}without harming the rabbit.
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'Course, accidents do happen.
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And I am feeling
a mite accident-prone today.
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[chuckles mischievously]
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Yipe!
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Aw, shucks, missed--
I mean, a perfect throw.
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[screams]
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[gasps]
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Wow! What an act!
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I had fun. Hope you did, too.
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Arrivederci, folks.
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[grunts]
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Oh, no, you don't.
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Hey, Doc, you want me?
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- Come and get me!
- Charge!
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Hold up, rabbit,
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so's I can skin
your filthy hide.
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[giggles]
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[screams]
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- Heya, Doc.
- Oh!
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Consarn it!
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[Bugs giggles]
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[gasping]
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All right, rabbit.
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I gotcha cornered.
[chuckles mischievously]
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Come on, Doc,
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it doesn't have to be
like this.
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Think of our act. William Tell!
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Yeah, that's it!
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I'll put the apple
on my head, Doc.
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I'll do it right.
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Please, Doc! Have mercy!
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Too late, rabbit!
It's the end of the line!
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Actually, I think
it's somewhere in the middle of the line.
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[train whistle blowing]
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Oh, horny toads.
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So long, Sammy!
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See ya in Alabami!
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I didn't mean to railroad him,
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but I had to take a stab
at something.
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Speaking of stab...
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[in distance] Can anyone
cut me off this thing?
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[animal howling in distance]
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[theme music playing]
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