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[theme song playing]
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♪ When super me
Becomes super we ♪
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♪ Suddenly, magically
Pretty automatically ♪
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♪ Crushing it side by side
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♪ Look out, world
We're Super Hero Girls ♪
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♪ Now that we're together
Gonna get that super life! ♪
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♪ Wow!
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Which one of you
snot-nosed sacks of freakshow waste
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wants to shred
with the Malevolent Maniacs?
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-[audience cheering]
-Woo-hoo! Yeah.
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All right, dirtbag.
Get up here!
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[chanting] Shred! Shred! Shred!
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-Yeah!
-Look at her go!
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-[alarm blaring]
-Yeah!
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Gah!
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-Gah!
-[alarm stops]
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Not only does Note-A-Rang
allows kids to slip notes in class,
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it also doubles
as a stylish headband.
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Ooh! Fashionable
and functional.
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[Kara] Make way! I'm late.
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[muffled speaking] What's this?
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I'm practicing my pitch
for Ted Kord of Kord Enterprises.
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The billionaire
whiz-kid scientist/investor
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coming here Friday.
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In my defense,
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this does sound like something
I would totally tune out.
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Oh... Kord's looking
for the next teen trend.
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That's why
I'm showing off inventions
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like my selfie sipper.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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It's also why
you agreed to be here Friday night to help me.
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-[chuckles nervously] Remember?
-I did what now?
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Oh... I need a young
dope hipster like you
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to tell Kord
how fly all my gear is.
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[hesitates] Oh... I...
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Fine. Fine. Just don't
talk like that again...
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-[cell phone ringing]
-...ever.
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[exclaims] I'm late!
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Remember, Friday...
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-[door shuts]
-...night.
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-[school bell rings]
-[Kara] I had that dream again.
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There I was
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-shredding on stage...
-[heavy metal music playing]
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...with the Malevolent Maniacs.
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I mean,
check out this new track
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the Maniacs
posted on their site.
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-[loud music playing]
-How can anyone scream like that?
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Gah! No way!
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The Maniacs are playing
this Friday at the Lazarus Pit.
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At the last 23 pit shows,
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they've brought
one lucky fan on stage to shred!
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My dream...
My dream is happening. [gasps] Gah!
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And two tickets
for Friday night purchased!
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Jess, prepare
to have your face melted.
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Aren't you
supposed to help Jeremiah with a big meeting Friday?
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Oh... Right.
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-Wait, he told you?
-No, he packed this in your lunch.
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"Thanks in advance
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for helping me
with my big meeting Friday. Love, Jeremiah."
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It must be
really important to him.
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Yeah, I guess.
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[exclaims] I wish I could be
in two places at the same time.
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-[groans]
-Maybe I can.
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So, all you gotta do
is pretend to be me
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and act like
everything Jeremiah does
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in front of this rich dork
is totally killer.
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Got it?
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Got it, ugly me.
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Kill rich dork.
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Yep. Wait!
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What? No. What? No.
Don't do that.
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No, just be...
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You know... normal.
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Okay, me be normal.
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But ugly me must do something
for Bizarro.
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It's Kara, or Supergirl,
but... [laughs hesitantly] Okay.
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[whispers indistinctly]
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Gah!
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[Kara] Where is she?
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[knocking at door]
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[Bizarro] Hello, parents.
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It is me, not Bizarro Kara.
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All right, a few notes.
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One, those were not my folks.
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Two, if they were,
I wouldn't introduce myself.
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Three, I tend
not to refer to myself
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as "Not Bizarro Kara."
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And, this is what you wore?
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[farts]
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-[mutters]
-Still missing something. Hmm.
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Ah! Perfect!
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Jeremiah made this for me
from his rare gem collection.
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[doorbell rings]
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Oh, that's Kord.
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Okay, remember,
keep your answers short, say things like,
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"Yeah," "No," and "Cool."
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[Bizarro] Yeah. No. Cool.
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Also, try to smile a lot.
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[grunts]
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Okay, you know what?
Don't smile.
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Also, when in doubt,
ask yourself,
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"What would Kara do?" Got it?
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[shudders]
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Ask yourself,
"What would ugly me do?"
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-[door opens]
-Name's Ted Kord.
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No relation
to Kord Enterprises,
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the company that
Business-Bro Magazinecalls an up and coming powerhouse.
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Just kidding. Total relation.
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It's me. I'm on the cover.
See? [chuckles] Keep it.
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You must be Kara Danvers.
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Yeah.
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Couldn't find
anything better to do on a Friday night?
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No.
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Hm. Me neither, apparently.
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Cool.
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Mr. Kord, it's an honor to--
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Hey, that's swell.
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Now, let's get down
to business. Right, kid?
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Yeah.
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You don't talk much, do you?
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[Bizarro] No.
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[Kord] I like that.
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[bass drum sounding]
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[heavy metal music playing]
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Every time someone gets picked,
they're standing right here.
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So, even though
this is the opening act,
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we can't move an inch.
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Hey! What ever happened
to Jeremiah's big work dinner?
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[winces] Huh?
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Oh, um, you know,
he postponed it.
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You must be very special
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for him to reschedule
such an important night.
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Oh. [chuckles nervously]
Nah, nah, not that special.
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He just needs
someone to stand there
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and play along.
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Anyone can do that, right?
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What? Don't give me that look.
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That's your,
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"Kara, you're doing something
you know you shouldn't,
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but are doing it
anyway," look.
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Well, I'm not doing anything,
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so just forget it. Eh?
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[trails off] Forget it...
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[sweat spluttering]
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Fine, I asked Bizarro
to take my place at Jeremiah's pitch tonight.
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Kara! How could you?
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Don't worry.
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I am 100% positive
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that Bizarro is doing great!
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Are you sure about that?
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What are you doing here?
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Too many questions.
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So, me asked me-self
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what would ugly me do,
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"Blow off boring dinner
and go bang head."
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[music stops]
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We are the Malevolent Maniacs!
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You look at me,
you have to do this.
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And if anything else comes up,
call me.
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Yeah. [whoops]
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See! I told you--
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[cell phone ringing]
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[Bizarro] Me locked out.
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-Then knock!
-Knock door down?
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No! Just... Gah! Hold on!
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[whoops]
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-[cell phone ringing]
-Me...
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Someone, not me,
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clog toilet.
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-Ugh.
-[whoops]
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[cell phone ringing]
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Not going to believe it...
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Me locked out again.
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Which of you snort-nosed
sacks of freakshow waste wants to shred
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with the Malevolent Maniacs?
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-Yeah!
-[cell phone ringing]
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What now?
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Me not want to do this.
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There you are, Kara. Come on.
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We're got one last chance
to wow Kord.
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[heavy metal music playing
from the phone]
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Look,
I was a little off tonight,
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but no matter
how this turns out,
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I'm glad you were here with me.
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[phone beeps]
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All right,
dirtbag, get up here!
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[muffled cheering]
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Teens are messy,
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but what kid does laundry?
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[chuckles]
Well, thanks to Laundry Mist spray-on detergent,
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all of them.
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Show him, Kara.
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Whoa! She works out.
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[sparking]
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[exclaims] I'm here.
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I'm so sorry I ditched you
for the Maniacs show.
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-You are way
more important than-- -Kara?
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I'm very touched,
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but if you're you, who's this?
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Gah, got to admit,
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did not think
my big confession through.
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Interesting.
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The ethanoic acid
from the cleaner
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must be altering...
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The tanzanite's
plaocroistic structure
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on a molecular level!
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[device beeps]
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Hm. Low-level radiation...
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Weird. [chuckles nervously]
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It's like this is some kind
of synthetic version of...
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kryptonite.
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[gasps]
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[growls]
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[grunts]
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[growls]
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[exclaims]
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Rich dork
with all these questions,
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now me have question for you.
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You scared of heights?
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[Kord screams]
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Guys, I can explain everything.
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No need!
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Word of my work got out
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and now supervillains
are trying to steal my inventions.
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-Huh!
-Okay.
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[groans]
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Hm.
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So, is purple kryptonite
a thing?
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Huh. Don't be silly.
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Periwinkle kryptonite.
Now that's a thing.
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Fine, Clark.
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It's harmless.
Just makes you giddy.
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And what would the opposite
of giddy be?
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You know, like if, say,
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a Bizarro
fell under its effects?
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Rage. Sheer devastation.
[scoffs]
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-But, wait, Kara,
you didn't give your Bizarro-- -[cuts the phone line]
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[chuckles maniacally]
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Bizarro, wait.
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[grunts]
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[Note-A-Rang whips]
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-[Kord screams]
-Whoa!
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[distant screaming]
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[Note-A-Rang whips]
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[Bizarro snickers]
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Ugly me missed.
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[laughs maniacally]
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[hypnotizes]
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[groans]
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Yeah, you better fly.
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[snickers] Fly.
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[laughs maniacally]
Wait, what's going on?
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Oh... [laughs] Right. Giddy.
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[twinkles]
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[both panting]
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Sorry for the trouble.
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I mean, Kara is sorry.
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I mean, at least she would be
if she were here,
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but she's not, so...
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When it comes
to the teen market, you're awful,
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but you got a head
for science. So, uh, let's keep talking.
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Hey, Supergirl,
aren't you gonna go after Bizarro?
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You know bad guys, ma'am.
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I'm sure
I'll be seeing her again soon.
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Too soon.
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Should have never
made that stupid deal.
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-[audience cheering]
-[vocalizing]
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♪ Whoa
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♪ Yeah, I want
To stay up past eight ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh
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Ugh. I liked you better angry.
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[theme music playing]
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