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Thank you for bringing me here.
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That's the thing.
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If you caught one squirrel,
you caught every squirrel.
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You know what I mean? Just like that.
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Are you kidding me?
PDA in the parking lot.
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Gross.
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Why isn't this working?
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Ow!
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Hey guys. Look who wanted
to check out the office.
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Hi. I just wanted to say hi.
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So nice to meet you. Wow, you're so hot.
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Oh, thank you.
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- Hi.
- Camila.
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So, uh, we came in
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'cause Camila and I have
a big announcement. We...
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Hey.
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What happened to your hand?
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What? Oh, nothing.
No, I just have a paper cut.
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What's the... what's the announcement?
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With that much blood?
There's a lot of blood.
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That doesn't seem right.
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Yeah, that's just how I bleed.
What is the big announcement?
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So Shred and I are having
a paella dinner tonight
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and we would love for all of you to come.
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Oh! That was
a big ramp-up for paella.
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A rice-based dish with gifts from the sea.
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- I'm in.
- Yeah, me too.
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Yay.
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Emily?
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Well, look at this.
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Shred has brought a friendly face in
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for his 10-week performance review.
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Lovely to meet you. I've heard great things.
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Patel, you wanna do that thing we rehearsed?
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Yeah, I changed my mind.
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May I?
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Sure.
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Dead man! Dead man walking!
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We got a dead man walking here!
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He's gonna be fine.
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Take it easy on him.
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He didn't get much sleep last night.
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Oh! I bet he didn't 'cause of you guys.
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Should we start the performance review?
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Emily, what about tonight?
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Come on, I won't take no for an answer.
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No.
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Kidding, um... that was a joke.
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I, um... yeah. I would love to come.
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Okay.
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- You have blood on your face.
- It's just...
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It's just a little bit there, to the left.
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I'm just gonna go, uh,
wash my face right now.
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So... excuse me.
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Hmm. Incident 40.
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On the 27th the same catch pole
was left by the trainee
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in the Walgreens parking lot.
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Okay. Uh... could you just call me Shred?
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Said trainee is under the
impression that catch poles
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are cheap disposable tools,
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when, in fact, they cost $285
a piece before engraving.
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Okay, I think we have enough specifics.
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Uh... should we just wrap this up?
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I'm sorry. Am I actually gonna get fired?
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It is the recommendation
of this senior officer
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that we extend said trainee's
10-week probationary period
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by another 10 weeks.
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Is this normal?
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No.
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Congratulations, Shred. This is good news.
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And you owe us four catch poles.
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Okay.
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Truck 8.
Report of a dead sturgeon
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that needs to be removed
from Memorial Bridge.
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Nuh-uh.
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No. I don't wanna pick up a rotting fish.
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I got this.
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Truck 8 responding.
We're nowhere near the vicinity.
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There's a GPS
transponder on your truck.
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Yeah.
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Standby.
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Seriously?
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Uh, Dispatch...
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Memorial Bridge is in the Department of
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Fish and Game jurisdiction
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so we have to cede to their authority.
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Yeah.
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Not the southern
half where the carcass is.
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Truck 8 responding.
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Thank you.
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Listen, I didn't wanna say
anything in front of Emily
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because I think these things
should be kept in the truck.
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But regarding the whole
performance review thing,
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I also have some thoughts.
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And you're sure you wanna
say those thoughts out loud?
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It's about your mentors hip style.
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You tend to focus on the negative.
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Oh, well that's because you always give me
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such an unbelievable
multi-course meal of screw-ups.
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Like when you left the raccoon crate open
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or forgot about the Popsicle
in the glove compartment.
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You did that one twice.
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But, see why do you have this list
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of all my mistakes in your head?
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Why not a list of all
the things I do awesome?
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You know what? You're right.
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That's on me.
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I'm gonna need more time.
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Oh!
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Oh God!
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Are you telling me there's not one bear
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that could've taken this off our hands?
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Come on bears!
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Good thing my olfactory
senses have been deadened
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from years of changing diapers.
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Oh, man.
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Nope. I smell the whole thing. Ugh!
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This thing's huge.
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How are we supposed to put it
in the back of our truck?!
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Maybe we don't have to.
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It would be really nice to
stick it to Fish and Game.
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Maybe we could drag this thing
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a dozen feet north into their jurisdiction.
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I like it.
We stick it to those cocky bastards.
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Yeah, with their helicopters
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and their incredible health insurance.
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With their stupid Instagram.
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It's like, I get it, you track elk.
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Right? Hey, so are you actually
gonna help me lift this?
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Or do you still have "back issues"?
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I do have back issues.
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Do you need to see a scan of my C-4?
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I don't need to see a scan of your C-4,
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I've seen you carry two cases of beer.
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Again with the barbecue?
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I told you, that was pure adrenaline.
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I don't wanna do this now.
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Let's... let's pick up the fish.
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Ugh!
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Oh... you reek.
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You've been here long enough
for rigor-mortis to set in.
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Here, chuck it here.
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Hoo!
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Oh, no. Fish and Game.
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How did they get ATVs?
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What the...?
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Cancel the drone.
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We get it, you got a lotta toys.
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The boys get a little squirrelly
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after a week in the high country.
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Just having a little fun.
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So there's the fish.
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We were tracking poachers
about nine clicks due south,
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by the ridge-line.
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Cool. So there's the fish.
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Prescription. Our insurance covers them now.
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- Yeah. Whatever.
- Well look, it looks like it's, uh,
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unfortunately on your side of the bridge.
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Yeah, it's on our side. We got it.
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Okay.
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Thanks for babysitting it until we got here.
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Good to see you again, Leslie.
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That was so satisfying.
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They get free glasses?
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Apparently.
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Listen. I've had a lot of coaches
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so I know what works for me
and I think I can help you out.
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So you could mentor my mentoring?
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Yeah. I used to have this one
coach from Croatia, Madric,
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before he critiqued me he would always leave
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with something I did... well.
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Truck 12. Report of
a very aggressive attack dog.
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2929 West 53rd Street.
Seattle PD can't handle it.
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Truck 12 responding.
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Hey man, you really nailed
your "Truck 12 responding".
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The timbre of your voice was
assertive but not insistent.
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Real kudos to you.
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Okay.
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Sarcasm is another thing
I wanted to bring up to your attention
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but I have been working on
my radio voice... so thank you.
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Here they come
in their big puffy suits.
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What do we got, boys?
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It's a lawyer from Panama, got
arrested for money laundering.
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He's got an attack dog
you're too scared to deal with?
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- It's crazy looking, man.
- Some sort of mastiff.
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Looks like it should be
guarding the gates of hell.
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We got it from here, you guys take a break.
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Oh, that's right, you already are.
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- You ready?
- Let's do it.
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Alright.
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Fifty bucks they don't
fit through the front door.
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- You getting this?
- Oh yeah.
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They're mocking us, Frank.
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They're mocking you,
Shred. I look incredible.
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Ow!
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- What are you doing?
- Oh, yeah. Just updating and collating
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our emergency preparedness manual. So...
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Did you cut your hand again there?
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No. Well... uh... well, yeah.
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Just a few paper cuts.
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Maybe you're not handling paper properly.
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Uh huh.
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What are you doing? Um...
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Yeah, you guys smell like fish.
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Yeah.
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Oh, we moved a whopper off
the bridge today. It was...
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Right, right. The sturgeon.
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What did you... what did you
guys end up doing with that?
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We bagged it.
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And we... we took it to the City
Disposal Area per protocol.
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Oh, great. Did you guys see
anybody up there?
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Oh yeah, yeah. There were hikers.
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One of them had a man bun.
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- She knows.
- Oh.
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Yeah. Fish and Game called me.
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I can't believe you guys moved a
carcass to another jurisdiction.
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Okay, it was like four meters. Nothing.
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- Not a big deal.
- Victoria, I know that's really 12 feet.
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And you do not dump work on other agencies.
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Okay, they're really condescending though.
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They called us dead fish babysitters.
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Oh, yeah, that's unfortunate.
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But what, you're just gonna
stoop to their level?
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Why take the high road?
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The low road has less traffic.
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Oh, I mean that's... that's gonna go viral.
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That's good.
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- What is...?
- Who is it?
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No! They did what we did to them back to us.
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Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong.
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What? No. No.
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You two are taking this fish directly
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to the City Disposal Area per protocol.
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Is that clear?
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Crystal clear.
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Fine, boss.
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Nope.
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I think it's endearing how
she actually believes us.
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- Right? She's the best.
- Yeah.
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Whoo!
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Whoo doggy!
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- Yeah.
- Whoo!
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Come on out, pooch!
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We got a bucket of bloody meat
in the truck for you.
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Just here for a spot of tea.
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Clear... clear to the left.
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That's a really nice fireplace.
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- Is it clear?
- It's clear.
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I'll check in here.
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Whoa! I think this is a safe room.
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It's him!
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Oh, doggy.
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Get in the room! Get in the room!
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- Get in the room!
- Close it! Close it!
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The hallway is
officially not clear!
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That dog is pissed.
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It's been 10 minutes.
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I hope they're doing okay in there
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in their big puffy suits.
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I've never been in a panic dressing room.
261
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,443
Okay. I get a smidge claustrophobic,
262
00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,445
I should probably come clean about that.
263
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:47,546
Important contacts.
264
00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:50,082
Lawyer. Accountant. Soul Cycle instructor.
265
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,752
- Hmm. Oh, hold on.
- What?
266
00:10:51,754 --> 00:10:52,786
Dante information.
267
00:10:52,787 --> 00:10:55,387
A-word, victory. R-word, tranquillo.
268
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,889
Dante's the dog.
269
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:59,992
Dante! Is that right? Are you Dante?
270
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:04,663
What is this room made out of?
There's very little air.
271
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,165
And why aren't the ceilings higher?
272
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,900
A is for attack, R is for release.
273
00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,635
If you say victory, he attacks.
274
00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:12,304
If you say tranquillo,
Dante should stand down.
275
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:13,973
I feel like it's tranquillo.
276
00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:14,992
No, it's tranquillo.
277
00:11:14,994 --> 00:11:16,508
I took Spanish in community college.
278
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,177
Okay. I have an actual Spanish girlfriend
279
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,012
that yells at me in Spanish all the time.
280
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,681
Dude. It's tranquillo. I'm going for it.
281
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,316
Dude, I'm not 100 percent on this
282
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,353
but I don't think you're
rolling your R's enough.
283
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,296
Tranquillo.
284
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:41,834
Nailed it.
285
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:46,505
Oh!!! It's got me!
286
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:47,706
Frank! Frank!
287
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,942
- It's going to kill me!
- Frank!
288
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,944
It's got me! Help!!!
289
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:56,648
Help! Help! Help me. It's gonna eat me!
290
00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:59,052
It's a hellhound!
It is not of this realm!
291
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,156
This thing is getting so heavy.
292
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,658
Hurry! Hurry! Go, go, go!
293
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,161
Look at all their stuff.
294
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,699
Oh, my God, they've got a sauna!
295
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:17,236
What? Whose taxes are paying for that?
296
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,237
In here.
297
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,140
Ahhhh!
298
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:22,575
- Put it up here.
- Right here.
299
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,378
Oh!
300
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:28,259
Over there. Pick it up.
301
00:12:28,261 --> 00:12:29,481
All officers be advised.
302
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,219
Possible security breach
in sector Foxtrot One.
303
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,158
Right this way...!
304
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:40,327
Go! Go!
305
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,366
That could've been my arm.
306
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,367
Yeah.
307
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:49,836
He's going to town on that thing.
308
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:50,903
It's like kibble to him.
309
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,438
It's probably because the suit smells like
310
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,506
every dog and cat we've ever captured.
311
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,708
We gotta change our scent.
312
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:59,913
We gotta smell like the owner.
We gotta smell like money, man.
313
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,683
I'm putting on the silks.
314
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:05,885
Yeah, good call.
315
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:08,554
Take off the huge protective suit
316
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:12,624
and ensconce yourself in that
impenetrable kevlar-like material, silk.
317
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,127
See? This is exactly what I'm talking about.
318
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,964
I come up with a good idea
and you shoot it down
319
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,198
without even trying.
320
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:22,268
But if it's a bad idea, which
it is, we could end up dead.
321
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:23,269
Put your clothes back on.
322
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:26,305
No! I'm putting on his musk.
323
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,275
Please don't. I can't stand that...
324
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,444
Oh. I usually hate cologne but
that has some really good notes.
325
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,446
I know. It smells good.
326
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:37,249
This is a good idea and you
should do it with me, man.
327
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,450
It's gonna work
328
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,987
and I think it would be a big
step for you mentor-wise.
329
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,054
Would you please stop implying
330
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,622
that this is a two-way learning process?
331
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,224
It's infuriating.
332
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:48,794
Frank, I'm going out there
with or without you.
333
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,454
- Okay.
- Which is it?
334
00:13:50,456 --> 00:13:51,486
Without.
335
00:13:51,488 --> 00:13:52,999
Sometimes it takes a horrific mauling
336
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,666
to learn from your mistakes.
337
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,069
This is probably your mauling.
338
00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:58,939
Open the door.
339
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:08,314
On my count. One... two...
340
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,116
Are you seriously not
going out there with me?
341
00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:12,018
I mean, you would look so good in the black.
342
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,019
Three.
343
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,324
Hey. You smell that?
344
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:22,294
That's right, I'm a global money
laundering master.
345
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,629
I would do an accent
346
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:27,199
but I don't know how to do one
in a way that's not offensive.
347
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,136
Frank! Frank! I got him. I did it!
348
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,170
Victory!
349
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:32,973
No!
350
00:14:32,974 --> 00:14:35,008
It's tranquillo! Tranquillo!
351
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,644
Tranquillo!
352
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:40,812
Shred?
353
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,649
It worked!
354
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,816
You died?
355
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:45,817
It worked.
356
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,787
Wow. I guess that's two vi...
357
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:53,226
...moments of success I've had here today.
358
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:58,464
Hey.
359
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,499
Patel still cleaning up?
360
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,336
Yeah. He gets dinged if he
comes home smelling like fish.
361
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,572
Hey. Is everything all good with you?
362
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:09,541
With me? Oh yeah, totally. Why?
363
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,344
I don't know.
You were just really collating earlier
364
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,080
and you've got all these paper cuts.
365
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,382
I don't know, you just kinda
seem like something's up.
366
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:21,053
Oh. Um... Yeah. Yeah.
367
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,155
I don't wanna go to this dinner tonight.
368
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:27,659
I don't really wanna go and eat
Camila's freakin' paella
369
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,495
and just watch her and Shred be
370
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:33,165
all international snowboard lovers, so...
371
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,167
Oh, my God.
372
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,836
I must be more self-involved than I thought.
373
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,371
I had no idea you had a thing for Shred.
374
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:42,541
Oh... oh no, I don't... um, anymore.
375
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,744
I mean, I did, like...
like, no, I definitely did.
376
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:48,014
But, um... no, then she
came back and she's, like,
377
00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:50,449
- off the charts amazing, so.
- Yeah.
378
00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:52,118
I'm just kinda, like, in my head about it.
379
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,553
So maybe that means I do still like him.
380
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,055
I don't know.
381
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,723
Oh, man. Yeah.
382
00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,758
That can't be easy. But she's so gorgeous.
383
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,561
- Yeah.
- And, like, really cool and nice and fun.
384
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,030
She seems like a cool chick.
385
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,764
Yeah. And she's a pro athlete, so.
386
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:08,234
- Yeah.
- I don't wanna be around any of that.
387
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,569
Hey, um, why don't you just bail tonight?
388
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:11,903
I could vouch for you.
389
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,305
You know, say you had a tummy thing.
390
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,074
Everyone knows that you barf easy.
391
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,375
How do you think that would look?
392
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,944
Honestly, probably like a bail so, uh...
393
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:19,945
Yeah.
394
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:21,447
Oh, why don't we get a few drinks beforehand
395
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,282
and show up a bit wasted?
396
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,217
I mean, I wish there was another way, but...
397
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,218
Well, I will be there tonight
398
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,819
so if it gets totally unbearable,
399
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,955
just give me a signal.
400
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,590
And then we can get outta there together.
401
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,077
- It'll be our little cover.
- Okay.
402
00:16:34,079 --> 00:16:35,228
Really?
403
00:16:35,229 --> 00:16:36,263
Yeah.
404
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,230
Okay, thank you. Thank you.
405
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,566
I do think that you should head
home and freshen up though.
406
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,768
- Yeah.
- Change those bandages.
407
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:46,638
God, I am just not clotting today. So...
408
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,407
Yeah, get some fresh ones on.
409
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,675
Yeah. Stop by the doctor.
410
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,278
Okay. Maybe stitches.
411
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,348
You wanna take this guy on a perp walk?
412
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,816
Yeah, you wanna put your uniform back on?
413
00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:00,419
No, no. I think it'd be baller
to go out there like this.
414
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,354
You know, the cops are
going to be filming it.
415
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,455
Dressed like a tablecloth?
416
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,690
Dude, I look good.
417
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,925
Also, I'm still waiting for it.
418
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,026
What?
419
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,261
The "good job, Shred". "You killed it".
420
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,763
"Your outside the box thinking
really came through".
421
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,265
I don't teach like that.
422
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,267
Come on, man. What's the point of all this?
423
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,703
It's like you're trying to
demoralize me into leaving.
424
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,438
Is that what you want, you want me to quit?
425
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:20,639
No, I don't want you to quit.
426
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,974
Then make me feel like we're
in this together, Frank.
427
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,976
I don't know how to do it any other way.
428
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,612
It's me, Shred. Come on.
429
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:30,349
Well, what if we saw this
as a teachable mentor moment?
430
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,017
It's hard to take you seriously
dressed like that
431
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:33,653
but I'm thinking about it.
432
00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,345
It's here!
433
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,784
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my gosh.
434
00:18:00,786 --> 00:18:01,853
Wow.
435
00:18:01,855 --> 00:18:03,248
I hope there's
another one of those.
436
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,516
Amazing.
437
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,751
Thank you for doing this.
438
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:06,852
Of course.
439
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,255
You know, I made Shred
seat us next to each other.
440
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,356
Oh?
441
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,757
I'm really excited to get to know you
442
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,692
and a little nervous, to be honest.
443
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:14,860
Why... why are you nervous?
444
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,863
I'd like to make a toast, everyone.
445
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,532
Uh... first of all, Camila,
thank you so much for having us.
446
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,568
This paella looks delicious.
447
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:23,735
And might I add,
448
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:27,206
the paella is not the only dish
being served today.
449
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,707
Fish and Game also received
450
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:32,944
a nice, big plate of how do you like me now?
451
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:33,945
What?
452
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,114
Oh, nothing. Never mind.
453
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,617
What is he on?
454
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:41,620
Wait, so why... why were
you nervous to meet me?
455
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,954
It's... it's just the way that Shred...
456
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,256
You know what?
457
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,292
If we're giving speeches,
uh, then I think it's my turn.
458
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,693
Really? I feel like we should just dig in
459
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:48,727
'cause that looks amazing.
460
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:49,928
Yeah. Let's not really do toasts,
461
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,298
let's just let conversations
evolve, you know?
462
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,399
Did you guys not eat today?
463
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,367
Because I would like to direct this
464
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:58,770
at Camila's much, much lesser half,
465
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:02,808
who actually had a halfway
decent day in the field.
466
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:06,812
He single-handedly captured
a 149-pound mastiff
467
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,415
and then wore the hell
out of some silk pajamas.
468
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,882
I would like to recommend my trainee,
469
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:14,119
from here on out, be known as Shred.
470
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,321
Woohoo!
471
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:18,224
He is off probation and is
granted junior officer status.
472
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,662
- Cheers!
- Cheers.
473
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,331
I would like to propose a toast myself.
474
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:28,434
To Frank, who might just turn
out to be a pretty good mentor.
475
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:29,968
But he's not quite there
476
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:33,004
so I recommend extending
his mentor probation period.
477
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,641
Uh... mentor probation? That's not a thing.
478
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:38,777
Show of hands who thinks mentor
probation should be a thing.
479
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,979
I'm in.
480
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:44,483
What a bunch of Judas'.
Guess who's back on probation?
481
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:48,521
Yes, my trainee everyone.
I pull my recommendation.
482
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:52,424
So... so you were saying
something about Shred
483
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,959
and you being nervous and then you...
484
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,827
Oh no, it's stupid. I'm just being insecure.
485
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:59,197
It's just that you can tell
by the way he talks about you
486
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,768
- that he thinks you're really great.
- Oh.
487
00:20:01,769 --> 00:20:05,637
And then I met you
and you're, like, radiant.
488
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,172
Okay, I... I don't know about that.
489
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,207
I don't know that I radiate.
490
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,510
You do. Trust me.
491
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:14,212
I think they're waiting for the
host to tell them they can eat.
492
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,548
Oh my God, of course. Let's eat.
493
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,318
I'm gonna start with you.
494
00:20:18,319 --> 00:20:19,662
- What is that?
- Wait. What?
495
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:22,622
Oh!!!!!
496
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,229
What the hell is that?
497
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,334
That's the overwhelming smell of defeat.
498
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,569
Oh, Jeez!
499
00:20:38,664 --> 00:20:39,664
Oh!
500
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:43,186
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