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Adult Adam: Back in the
'80s, my mom always loved
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celebrating Hanukkah.
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Merry Hanukkah.
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It was an over-the-top spectacle
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that would rival any
Christmas. [ Laughs ]
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Yeah, baby!
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And now that there was a
new Goldberg in the house,
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my mom was ready for it to
be the best Hanukkah ever.
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Until...
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What in the holly jolly hell?
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Can someone explain to
me the meaning of this?
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Aww! Aww.
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It's Mrs. Claus.
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Squeeze her cookie-baking hand.
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[ "Deck the Halls" plays ]
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What a delight.
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Is that a xylophone
or a marimba?
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What it is is sacrilege.
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We are a Hanukkah family!
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Calm down, Golda Meir.
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The baby just likes her because
she's soft. It's no biggie.
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By placing Santa's gal pal in
the crib of my grandschmoo,
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you are disrespecting the
holiday of our people.
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Please. You don't even
know what Hanukkah's about.
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Of course I do!
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Yeah, I'm not talking
about the menorah
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or the inflatable
dreidel on the lawn
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that Barry always ends up
getting in a fight with.
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I mean the real
story of Hanukkah.
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Let me just gather my
thoughts for a minute
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because I have so many
specific, clear ones.
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You know what would
be fun? Blind folds.
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Boys, tell Erica the
true meaning of Hanukkah.
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No problem. Easy peasy.
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It begins in ancient times.
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Moses led our people
to the championships.
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And I'm not talking
about Moses Malone.
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This guy couldn't even dunk.
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No.
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It all started
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because there were
some bad dudes
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being jerks to our distant...
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And let's be honest, gross
and sweaty... ancestors.
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A beard in the
desert? No, thank you.
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Such a bad start.
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I don't want to get bogged
down in the details.
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I think it's safe
to say you didn't.
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Don't forget, our
good guys received
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a huge treasure of
chocolate money,
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and they were like, "Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. This tastes good."
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Wow. Just wow.
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By the way, Erica, the
money is called gelt.
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Okay, great work, everyone.
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Proud moment for our people.
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We're officially
keeping Lady Santa.
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Um, I'm the only homemaker of the holiday
season. [ "Deck the Halls" plays ]
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Aww, it wouldn't be Hanukkah without
a physical altercation. Let go.
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'Tis the season for
mother-daughter wrestling.
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I also bought a
dreidel. Anyone?
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Stop it! [ Laughs ] Yeah!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless, I
feel the need to say ♪
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Captions by VITAC...
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ♪
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It was December
7, 1980-something,
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and it was closing
time at the diner.
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Man, I only made 17
bucks in tips tonight.
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Happy holidays from
Reagan's America.
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'Sup with you and Carmen?
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Oh, I-I don't know.
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We haven't talked that much
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since that night I
slept at her place.
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You slept over and
didn't talk to her after?
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Bro. I have never respected
you before this moment.
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I-I just passed
out on her couch.
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Oh, no!
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Maybe she's upset because I
didn't fold the blanket after.
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What a rude house guest! Dude.
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You literally ruin every story,
even the interesting ones.
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But she keeps peeking
over and smiling.
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♪♪
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[ Chuckles ]
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Good. Very casual.
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Why would she be
interested in me?
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'Cause you're nothing like the
bad boys she's used to dating.
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You're actually a
little sweetie pie.
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It's disgusting, but she
likes what she likes.
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Now go ask her out. Come on.
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Hey, Carmen. What's good...
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in the hood?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Now, I feel like we
haven't talked in a while.
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Well, I guess things
have been busy,
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what with the holidays
and the excitement
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about the closing of
the calendar year.
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♪♪
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Whoa. [ Chuckles ]
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Uh, what was that for?
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Mistletoe.
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Oh! Thank you, magical
Christmas vegetation!
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[ Laughs ] You are too cute.
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So, um, you think, uh, maybe...
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And you're free to say
no, I won't be upset.
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I mean, I will, but
that's not your problem...
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Are you asking me out?
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Yyyyy-nnnnnnn... Yes?
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[ Laughs ]
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It took you long enough.
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Well, first eggnog's on me
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because people have been crazy
generous with their tips.
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I don't mean to objectify you,
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but I think you're
being rewarded
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because you're so pretty.
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You think I'm pretty?
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Oh, wow, I was
accidentally smooth.
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I mean... Yeah,
girl. [ Laughs ]
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You fine.
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Shh.
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Mistletoe.
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♪♪
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While things were
looking up with Carmen,
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my mom was giving Lou and Linda
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the lowdown on her big
threat to Hanukkah.
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Thank you for convening
for our first ever
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Council of Grandparents meeting.
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That sounds like nonsense,
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but you made coffee
cake, so I'm here.
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I found this monstrosity
in Muriel's crib!
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Is that Mrs. Garrett
from "The Facts of Life"?
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No. Are you sure?
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She's got that apron.
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Can we go one day without
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you talking about
Mrs. Garrett?
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Here's a fact of life...
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No.
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It's Mrs. Claus. Of
the North Pole Clauses?
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Our children bought this
for our granddaughter,
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and despite my protestations,
she is keeping it.
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Oh, no, she's not! Why not?
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This toy is a
gateway to Christmas.
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Thank you.
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First the baby
loves this old lady,
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next thing you know, she's
making gingerbread houses
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and talking lovingly
about Connecticut.
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And then we've lost her forever.
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Because of a toy?
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They have better music.
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They get to put trees
in their houses.
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Oh! Spiral cut ham!
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My God, that baby is doomed.
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Maybe Muriel could have a
little bit of Christmas.
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My cousin's
gynecologist's daughter
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celebrated Christmas once
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and got all caught
up in the spirit.
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Well, she fell off a
ladder hanging ornaments,
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broke her pelvis,
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and now she water-skis
from a special chair.
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So she's still kinda doing it?
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Our people don't
water-ski, Linda!
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I don't care how many
pelvises you have.
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We have to put a stop
to this, but how?
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Maybe the toy goes missing.
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Mm-hmm.
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Babies lose things all the time.
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No, they don't. She
lives in a crib.
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Listen to me very
carefully, Linda.
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Mrs. Kringle here is gonna
sleep with the fishes.
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Is that supposed to be menacing?
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Because it looks like
you ate a bad egg.
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Lou scares no one, but
the sentiment is right.
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Yay! We're gonna
whack a child's toy!
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[ Laughs ] Ho, ho, ho.
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While the grandparents
were planning a hit,
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Dave Kim and I were
hitting the town.
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Carmen just walked
up to me in the diner
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and had to have me.
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That's remarkable.
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Even as I hear it a third time.
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Sorry. How's your
romantic life at NYU?
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My roommate seems to be
getting tons of action.
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Sometimes I wake up to his
guest's enthusiastic noises,
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so I'm kinda part of it.
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Oh, balls.
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Balls, indeed.
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It was my ex-girlfriend, and
she was headed right for me.
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Hey, guys. Brea!
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I didn't know you were
back from Brown yet.
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Sorry. I-I was gonna call you.
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Joanne picked me up
from the train station
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and we just came straight here.
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I wasn't aware you two were
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"get each other from the
train station" type homies.
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Well, when you date a Goldberg,
you're homies for life.
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You know, 'cause they crazy.
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[ Both laugh ]
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[ Laughs ] Good stuff.
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♪♪
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Sure, it was awkward
running into my ex,
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but we seemed to
be in a good place.
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Brea! Or so I thought.
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Hey, bro. I'm Kirk,
Brea's boyfriend.
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My world was upside down,
and I needed answers.
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She has a boyfriend?!
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And you knew?!
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You and Brea aren't
together anymore.
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Broken up, split,
nada, no moresies.
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I knew this would happen.
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I just thought it would
be in a distant future
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where there are flying cars
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and love is just
a pill you take.
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But it's now. Today.
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Barry, did you know about Kirk?
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I'm meeting him
tonight. Tonight?
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Everyone is moving so fast.
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Relax, it's just dinner at
a fast-casual restaurant.
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My brother is double-dating
with my girlfriend?
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Ex-girlfriend!
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Dissolved, terminated,
undone, splintered,
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poof, the Grand Canyon.
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But Brea and I still
talk all the time.
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Why hasn't she mentioned him?
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Maybe because she knew
you would act all nuts,
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like you're doing now.
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You know what?
Don't worry, bro.
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I'm Team Adam.
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I'm gonna destroy
this kid tonight.
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Thank you! Come again?
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I'm sorry, Joanne, but it is
my fraternal duty to humiliate
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and debase his ex-paramour's
current steady.
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Whatever. I'm
getting two wines.
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Thanks, Bar. You're
finally a good person.
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While I was anxious for
Barry to bring down Kirk,
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the grandparents were trying
to keep Hanukkah alive.
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Oh, hey, Mom and Dad.
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Didn't know you were here.
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Do we need a reason
for hanging out?
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We're just enjoying
some of Beverly's...
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periodicals.
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Fun stuff. I'm going
to change the baby.
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Is it weird that I love
her little tushie so much?
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No, it is not
weird. [ Chuckles ]
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[ Muriel coos ]
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[ Distorted "Deck
the Halls" plays ]
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Do you hear something?
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Yeah. What is that?
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♪♪
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What the hell? Mrs. Claus!
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Okay. Which one of
you made Santa single?
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Damn it, Linda!
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You were supposed to rip the
music box out of her belly
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so she'd stay quiet!
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Why am I on dismemberment duty?
255
00:08:35,550 --> 00:08:37,634
Okay, this is very, very dark.
256
00:08:37,635 --> 00:08:38,635
It doesn't matter.
257
00:08:38,636 --> 00:08:40,471
What matters is that this family
258
00:08:40,472 --> 00:08:42,848
is not in the market
for any new traditions.
259
00:08:42,849 --> 00:08:44,767
Last time I checked,
you weren't in charge
260
00:08:44,768 --> 00:08:45,809
of how we raise our baby.
261
00:08:45,810 --> 00:08:47,686
No, you are not.
262
00:08:47,687 --> 00:08:49,521
And maybe we don't even know how
we want to raise our child yet.
263
00:08:49,522 --> 00:08:50,731
No, we do not.
264
00:08:50,732 --> 00:08:52,232
What are you saying?
265
00:08:52,233 --> 00:08:53,942
What I'm saying is, you
may not be in the market
266
00:08:53,943 --> 00:08:56,487
for new traditions, but we are.
267
00:08:56,488 --> 00:08:57,988
May the best holiday win.
268
00:08:57,989 --> 00:09:01,825
♪♪
269
00:09:01,826 --> 00:09:04,829
Oh! I hate how cute she
looks in that Santa suit!
270
00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:10,042
My mom thought that
Erica's love for Christmas
271
00:09:10,043 --> 00:09:12,002
would be a phase, but
instead, she doubled down...
272
00:09:12,003 --> 00:09:14,630
[ Dramatic music plays ]
273
00:09:14,631 --> 00:09:16,465
Bah humbug!
274
00:09:16,466 --> 00:09:19,384
Even reading Muriel a
Dr. Seuss Christmas classic.
275
00:09:19,385 --> 00:09:22,471
"And the Grinch grabbed the
tree and he started to shove,
276
00:09:22,472 --> 00:09:25,349
when he heard a small sound
like the coo of a dove."
277
00:09:25,350 --> 00:09:26,683
[ Muriel babbles ]
278
00:09:26,684 --> 00:09:29,520
Oh, no! That Grinch
is stealing Christmas.
279
00:09:29,521 --> 00:09:33,273
What kind of monster would
deny anyone Christmas?
280
00:09:33,274 --> 00:09:34,942
And it didn't stop
at the Grinch.
281
00:09:34,943 --> 00:09:39,321
♪ Tidings of comfort and
joy, comfort and joy ♪
282
00:09:39,322 --> 00:09:46,119
♪ O, tidings of
comfort and joy ♪
283
00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,831
Erica, I just love
your Christmas spirit.
284
00:09:48,832 --> 00:09:51,416
Oh, yep. I'm here for
all the right reasons.
285
00:09:51,417 --> 00:09:53,836
What an odd and
worrying thing to say.
286
00:09:53,837 --> 00:09:54,837
[ Tires squeal ]
287
00:09:54,838 --> 00:09:55,838
[ Horn honks ]
288
00:09:55,839 --> 00:09:58,173
Oh, hi, Mom! Check us out!
289
00:09:58,174 --> 00:10:01,635
Grandma Ginzy is embracing
us with songs and merriment.
290
00:10:01,636 --> 00:10:03,512
No, no, no! No, no, no, no.
291
00:10:03,513 --> 00:10:04,888
I'm not part of this!
[ Engine revving ]
292
00:10:04,889 --> 00:10:06,849
The only baby in
my life is Jesus!
293
00:10:06,850 --> 00:10:09,726
Please don't hurt me! [Bleep]
294
00:10:09,727 --> 00:10:12,563
Erica had officially
gone too far.
295
00:10:12,564 --> 00:10:16,567
So my mom decided to fight
fire with religious fire.
296
00:10:16,568 --> 00:10:17,943
Hello, wayward sheep.
297
00:10:17,944 --> 00:10:19,361
What's going on here?
298
00:10:19,362 --> 00:10:21,113
And who's our yarmulked guest?
299
00:10:21,114 --> 00:10:22,739
This is Rabbi Adler.
300
00:10:22,740 --> 00:10:24,950
I thought I'd invite him over
for the first night of Hanukkah.
301
00:10:24,951 --> 00:10:26,869
Fifth. Get on with it.
302
00:10:26,870 --> 00:10:28,996
Tell us about all the delicious
food we can't eat, padre.
303
00:10:28,997 --> 00:10:31,331
Well, I'd start with
the shrimp parmesan
304
00:10:31,332 --> 00:10:32,457
your mother served me.
305
00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:33,750
Beverly: God forgives!
306
00:10:33,751 --> 00:10:37,337
But you should know,
Erica was singing noels
307
00:10:37,338 --> 00:10:39,715
with the people that
buy all the poinsettias.
308
00:10:39,716 --> 00:10:41,633
Okay, I'm so confused.
309
00:10:41,634 --> 00:10:42,885
What's going on here, Dad?
310
00:10:42,886 --> 00:10:44,970
We all made a very
generous donation
311
00:10:44,971 --> 00:10:47,931
to the temple on
Muriel's behalf.
312
00:10:47,932 --> 00:10:50,893
They're finally gonna get
to reseal that parking lot.
313
00:10:50,894 --> 00:10:52,477
So while we were
having a date night,
314
00:10:52,478 --> 00:10:54,479
you were indoctrinating
our child?
315
00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:55,814
Well, I gotta hand it to you.
316
00:10:55,815 --> 00:10:57,232
It was a nice move,
317
00:10:57,233 --> 00:10:58,609
but I'm afraid you're
a little too late.
318
00:10:58,610 --> 00:11:00,277
What does that mean?
319
00:11:00,278 --> 00:11:02,446
It meant that Erica
had already gotten help
320
00:11:02,447 --> 00:11:05,115
turning Muriel's room into
a Christmas wonderland.
321
00:11:05,116 --> 00:11:07,576
[ Humming ]
322
00:11:07,577 --> 00:11:09,870
Virginia Gregory Kremp!
323
00:11:09,871 --> 00:11:11,705
Okay, Erica asked me to do this,
324
00:11:11,706 --> 00:11:14,333
and it's the season for
giving, so I had to.
325
00:11:14,334 --> 00:11:15,709
I'm so scared.
326
00:11:15,710 --> 00:11:17,044
We've made our choice.
327
00:11:17,045 --> 00:11:19,296
Our child is a
Christmas baby now.
328
00:11:19,297 --> 00:11:20,131
[ Gasps ]
329
00:11:20,132 --> 00:11:21,381
I should skedaddle.
330
00:11:21,382 --> 00:11:22,716
Thank you for the new driveway.
331
00:11:22,717 --> 00:11:25,135
Happy Hanu... Holidays.
332
00:11:25,136 --> 00:11:26,970
Yep, Erica had created
Christmas cheer
333
00:11:26,971 --> 00:11:28,388
in the Goldberg house.
334
00:11:28,389 --> 00:11:31,600
Meanwhile, Barry was
determined to destroy Kirk.
335
00:11:31,601 --> 00:11:33,685
Ooh. I'm sorry, friend. Oh!
336
00:11:33,686 --> 00:11:35,187
I almost made you trip so badly,
337
00:11:35,188 --> 00:11:36,730
no woman could love
or respect you.
338
00:11:36,731 --> 00:11:38,315
No worries.
339
00:11:38,316 --> 00:11:40,692
But that was gonna be
harder than he thought.
340
00:11:40,693 --> 00:11:45,155
Fun idea... Should we
get all 27 cheesecakes?
341
00:11:45,156 --> 00:11:46,740
That's not a fun idea.
342
00:11:46,741 --> 00:11:49,826
♪♪
343
00:11:49,827 --> 00:11:52,037
That's a perfect one, Kirk.
344
00:11:52,038 --> 00:11:53,205
Hello, dummies.
345
00:11:53,206 --> 00:11:54,539
You can't get all
the cheesecakes.
346
00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:56,583
That's like $200.
347
00:11:56,584 --> 00:11:59,753
Despite Barry's best efforts
to make life hell for Kirk,
348
00:11:59,754 --> 00:12:01,129
it wasn't happening...
[ Laughter ]
349
00:12:01,130 --> 00:12:03,548
because Kirk was kinda great.
350
00:12:03,549 --> 00:12:04,925
I can't tell you
how much I admire
351
00:12:04,926 --> 00:12:06,468
that you're studying
to be a doctor.
352
00:12:06,469 --> 00:12:08,428
Oh. Y-You could try.
353
00:12:08,429 --> 00:12:09,471
[ Both laugh ]
354
00:12:09,472 --> 00:12:10,514
Cheers.
355
00:12:10,515 --> 00:12:11,807
And specifically,
356
00:12:11,808 --> 00:12:13,141
he was Barry's kind of great.
357
00:12:13,142 --> 00:12:15,018
You are so much
more jacked than me.
358
00:12:15,019 --> 00:12:16,770
Eh, you're squeezing
too hard, but yeah.
359
00:12:16,771 --> 00:12:18,438
And finally...
360
00:12:18,439 --> 00:12:21,692
Ninjas are by far the warriors
that I respect the most.
361
00:12:21,693 --> 00:12:23,694
After dinner, we'll
put on black pajamas
362
00:12:23,695 --> 00:12:25,821
and pretend to kill a shogun.
363
00:12:25,822 --> 00:12:27,489
Yeah! Yes!
364
00:12:27,490 --> 00:12:29,449
Yep, Barry's feelings
for Brea's new beau
365
00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:30,993
were not what I expected.
366
00:12:30,994 --> 00:12:33,829
I love Kirk.
367
00:12:33,830 --> 00:12:34,997
Whatever. He's just a rebound.
368
00:12:34,998 --> 00:12:36,081
He's not even Brea's type.
369
00:12:36,082 --> 00:12:39,501
Adam, look at me.
He's everybody's type.
370
00:12:39,502 --> 00:12:42,129
Sorry, bud, but maybe you
should give him a chance.
371
00:12:42,130 --> 00:12:44,256
He's coming with Brea to
the JTP's holiday party.
372
00:12:44,257 --> 00:12:46,299
You mean the thing I'm
definitely not going to now?
373
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:48,927
Then you'll be missing out on
a lot of funny Kirk stories.
374
00:12:48,928 --> 00:12:53,598
One time, he jumped so high,
he almost touched a branch.
375
00:12:53,599 --> 00:12:54,850
He tells it better.
376
00:12:54,851 --> 00:12:55,976
[ Scoffs ] You guys have fun.
377
00:12:55,977 --> 00:12:58,145
I'll be home,
imagining the worst.
378
00:12:58,146 --> 00:13:00,897
Adam, you don't have to
go to the party alone.
379
00:13:00,898 --> 00:13:03,191
Why don't you invite
that girl from the diner?
380
00:13:03,192 --> 00:13:04,735
Carmen. Of course.
381
00:13:04,736 --> 00:13:06,194
She's as pretty as Kirk is.
382
00:13:06,195 --> 00:13:09,072
And once Brea sees her,
we'll both be miserable!
383
00:13:09,073 --> 00:13:10,615
[ Laughs ] It's
a perfect plan.
384
00:13:10,616 --> 00:13:13,535
As I was excited to ruin
Brea's relationship with Kirk,
385
00:13:13,536 --> 00:13:16,038
Erica was disappointed
to find Christmas erased
386
00:13:16,039 --> 00:13:17,289
from the baby's nursery.
387
00:13:17,290 --> 00:13:19,458
Mom!
388
00:13:19,459 --> 00:13:21,334
You just couldn't help
yourself, could you?
389
00:13:21,335 --> 00:13:22,586
Excuse me?
390
00:13:22,587 --> 00:13:24,337
Sure, I got a
little carried away,
391
00:13:24,338 --> 00:13:25,589
but this is too far!
392
00:13:25,590 --> 00:13:27,132
Well, that certainly
does sound like me,
393
00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:28,717
but I don't know what
you're talking about.
394
00:13:28,718 --> 00:13:31,511
You ripped down all of
the baby's decorations.
395
00:13:31,512 --> 00:13:33,138
You're the Grinch
who stole Christmas.
396
00:13:33,139 --> 00:13:34,723
Erica, I didn't
so it. I swear.
397
00:13:34,724 --> 00:13:36,641
Stop. It was me, okay?
398
00:13:36,642 --> 00:13:38,393
I'm the Grinch.
399
00:13:38,394 --> 00:13:40,312
Everyone happy?
400
00:13:40,313 --> 00:13:42,606
With that, Geoff had
spilled his secret.
401
00:13:42,607 --> 00:13:45,317
Meanwhile, it was time for
my plan to take down Kirk...
402
00:13:45,318 --> 00:13:46,985
A secret gift for Brea
403
00:13:46,986 --> 00:13:49,446
that would remind her
of everything we had.
404
00:13:49,447 --> 00:13:51,615
Hey, everyone. I'd like
you to meet Carmen.
405
00:13:51,616 --> 00:13:53,116
Barry: Welcome. Hey.
406
00:13:53,117 --> 00:13:54,493
Is this one of those "Can't
Buy Me Love" situations
407
00:13:54,494 --> 00:13:55,952
where you're paying her
to be your girlfriend
408
00:13:55,953 --> 00:13:57,579
with the earnings from your
successful mowing business?
409
00:13:57,580 --> 00:13:59,164
[ Laughs ] No, it's not.
410
00:13:59,165 --> 00:14:00,373
Didn't hurt to ask.
411
00:14:00,374 --> 00:14:02,542
In fact, it did.
412
00:14:02,543 --> 00:14:05,962
Alright, everybody's here.
Ruffles are on our one plate.
413
00:14:05,963 --> 00:14:08,215
Yankee Swap time! Whoo!
414
00:14:08,216 --> 00:14:11,760
So everyone takes a number, and
put your presents on the table.
415
00:14:11,761 --> 00:14:13,178
Yankee Swap?
416
00:14:13,179 --> 00:14:14,888
It's just a way for Barry
and his cheap buddies
417
00:14:14,889 --> 00:14:16,932
to get out of buying
everyone a gift.
418
00:14:16,933 --> 00:14:19,100
Got it. Barry: Alright.
419
00:14:19,101 --> 00:14:23,146
Now, if your present is
awesome, you can keep it.
420
00:14:23,147 --> 00:14:27,234
But if your present is trash,
you can steal someone else's.
421
00:14:27,235 --> 00:14:31,154
Lastly, if your present is
stolen, you can pick a new one.
422
00:14:31,155 --> 00:14:32,364
Who's got number one?
423
00:14:32,365 --> 00:14:33,365
Ooh! I do!
424
00:14:33,366 --> 00:14:34,534
Let's go!
425
00:14:37,036 --> 00:14:39,913
Ah! "The Shining"
by Stephen King.
426
00:14:39,914 --> 00:14:41,164
Well, the movie was hilarious,
427
00:14:41,165 --> 00:14:43,041
so let's see what
chuckles the book brings.
428
00:14:43,042 --> 00:14:45,126
Words on paper?
Lame. Who's next?
429
00:14:45,127 --> 00:14:46,336
I'm the deuce.
430
00:14:46,337 --> 00:14:47,754
[ Paper ripping ]
431
00:14:47,755 --> 00:14:50,841
Oh! A Discman?
432
00:14:50,842 --> 00:14:52,634
No way. Oh!
433
00:14:52,635 --> 00:14:54,553
I bought that, Kirk.
434
00:14:54,554 --> 00:14:56,221
I'm the one who
made you this happy.
435
00:14:56,222 --> 00:14:57,764
Barry, that's too expensive.
436
00:14:57,765 --> 00:14:59,307
I'm number three.
437
00:14:59,308 --> 00:15:02,352
Which means, of course,
I will be taking that.
438
00:15:02,353 --> 00:15:03,979
Nooooo! It's cool.
439
00:15:03,980 --> 00:15:05,689
Bar, I'll just get
something else.
440
00:15:05,690 --> 00:15:07,065
It's okay. Okay.
441
00:15:07,066 --> 00:15:08,942
And Kirk did get
something else...
442
00:15:08,943 --> 00:15:10,986
My secret present for Brea.
443
00:15:10,987 --> 00:15:12,195
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
444
00:15:12,196 --> 00:15:14,197
That's not meant for... Whoa.
445
00:15:14,198 --> 00:15:15,782
It's a necklace.
446
00:15:15,783 --> 00:15:18,410
Brea, help me get this
tasteful bad boy on.
447
00:15:18,411 --> 00:15:20,287
Not a lot of guys can
pull off a necklace,
448
00:15:20,288 --> 00:15:21,329
but leave it to Kirk.
449
00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:22,414
It looks like a locket.
450
00:15:22,415 --> 00:15:24,833
Nope. Definitely not a locket.
451
00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:29,296
Oh, Brea, it's you and...
452
00:15:29,297 --> 00:15:30,256
Adam.
453
00:15:30,257 --> 00:15:31,257
What?
454
00:15:31,258 --> 00:15:32,841
Yeah, same. What?
455
00:15:32,842 --> 00:15:34,467
So weird!
456
00:15:34,468 --> 00:15:36,928
Who brought this
incredibly intimate gift?
457
00:15:36,929 --> 00:15:38,013
It's clearly you.
458
00:15:38,014 --> 00:15:39,097
Scandalous.
459
00:15:39,098 --> 00:15:40,724
I have a Discman.
460
00:15:40,725 --> 00:15:42,017
Holidays. Am I right?
461
00:15:42,018 --> 00:15:43,518
So I'll be stealing that
back from you, Kirk,
462
00:15:43,519 --> 00:15:44,519
when it's my turn.
463
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,021
Kirk can't catch a break.
464
00:15:46,022 --> 00:15:48,732
Hey, if you think about
it, he's the one who stole
465
00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:50,442
Brea from me in the first place.
466
00:15:50,443 --> 00:15:51,526
Stole me?
467
00:15:51,527 --> 00:15:52,819
Digging himself deeper.
468
00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:54,070
I'm outraged.
469
00:15:54,071 --> 00:15:55,947
It has a stabilizer for jogging.
470
00:15:55,948 --> 00:15:57,574
Let me explain.
471
00:15:57,575 --> 00:16:00,828
See, Kirk... sucks?
472
00:16:01,913 --> 00:16:02,705
[ Murmuring ] Oh, my...
473
00:16:02,706 --> 00:16:03,955
Brea, wait! [ Door opens ]
474
00:16:03,956 --> 00:16:06,249
Adam, I was wrong about you.
475
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:08,126
You are like all the
other guys I dated...
476
00:16:08,127 --> 00:16:09,210
A jerk.
477
00:16:09,211 --> 00:16:10,754
Carmen, wait!
478
00:16:10,755 --> 00:16:12,964
How dare you speak
to Kirk like that?
479
00:16:12,965 --> 00:16:15,300
Kirk, get our coats.
480
00:16:15,301 --> 00:16:16,968
Barry, wait!
481
00:16:16,969 --> 00:16:19,013
♪♪
482
00:16:21,474 --> 00:16:23,892
With Geoff having admitted
to out-Grinching Beverly,
483
00:16:23,893 --> 00:16:25,268
Erica was full of questions.
484
00:16:25,269 --> 00:16:27,312
Why the hell did
you steal Christmas?
485
00:16:27,313 --> 00:16:29,481
How the hell did
you steal Christmas?
486
00:16:29,482 --> 00:16:31,274
Well, it wasn't easy.
487
00:16:31,275 --> 00:16:34,527
I went in her room and saw
those candy canes hung in a row.
488
00:16:34,528 --> 00:16:38,823
"These candy canes," I said,
"are the first things to go."
489
00:16:38,824 --> 00:16:41,117
Okay, so you're gonna do the
whole Dr. Seuss rhyming thing?
490
00:16:41,118 --> 00:16:42,243
I'm just trying
to stay on theme.
491
00:16:42,244 --> 00:16:44,037
Alright, well, keep
going until I figure out
492
00:16:44,038 --> 00:16:45,705
how to punch you without
leaving a bruise.
493
00:16:45,706 --> 00:16:48,208
I slithered and slunk. Slunk?
494
00:16:48,209 --> 00:16:50,168
But with a smile most pleasant,
495
00:16:50,169 --> 00:16:52,337
I went around the room
and I took every present.
496
00:16:52,338 --> 00:16:54,923
Sure, but how did you
manage to get the tree
497
00:16:54,924 --> 00:16:56,508
out of there without
anyone noticing?
498
00:16:56,509 --> 00:16:59,302
That was a toughie 'cause I
ran into a little setback.
499
00:16:59,303 --> 00:17:02,681
Geoff, why are you taking
out the Christmas tree?
500
00:17:02,682 --> 00:17:04,599
Geoff: But you know me.
I'm smart and I'm slick.
501
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,394
So I thought up a lie and
I thought it up quick.
502
00:17:07,395 --> 00:17:08,853
'Cause I got an even better one.
503
00:17:08,854 --> 00:17:10,355
Oh, okay. Great!
504
00:17:10,356 --> 00:17:12,857
Seasons greetings. Yeah.
505
00:17:12,858 --> 00:17:15,485
What a fun little distraction
from the real question.
506
00:17:15,486 --> 00:17:16,945
Why did you do it?
507
00:17:16,946 --> 00:17:18,822
Erica, I know
Christmas is wonderful.
508
00:17:18,823 --> 00:17:20,907
Everyone knows
Christmas is wonderful.
509
00:17:20,908 --> 00:17:22,701
But it's not who we are.
510
00:17:22,702 --> 00:17:25,453
But it can be. Why?
511
00:17:25,454 --> 00:17:27,288
Because you want to throw
it in our parents' faces,
512
00:17:27,289 --> 00:17:29,499
or because it's actually
meaningful to you?
513
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:32,043
What if the throwing it in their
faces is what's meaningful?
514
00:17:32,044 --> 00:17:33,336
[ Scoffs ]
515
00:17:33,337 --> 00:17:36,506
Look, I know I haven't always
been the most observant,
516
00:17:36,507 --> 00:17:37,924
but our traditions matter to me,
517
00:17:37,925 --> 00:17:41,052
and I thought they
mattered to you, too.
518
00:17:41,053 --> 00:17:42,470
They do.
519
00:17:42,471 --> 00:17:44,848
Well, I want Muriel to
be raised like we were.
520
00:17:44,849 --> 00:17:47,642
Because she's part of us.
521
00:17:47,643 --> 00:17:49,352
The best part of us.
522
00:17:49,353 --> 00:17:51,479
♪♪
523
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:55,066
Okay, so our baby won't
be a Christmas kid.
524
00:17:55,067 --> 00:17:56,443
But can we at least use
some of the presents
525
00:17:56,444 --> 00:17:57,777
for her first Hanukkah?
526
00:17:57,778 --> 00:17:59,821
Oh, you mean these?
527
00:17:59,822 --> 00:18:03,116
♪♪
528
00:18:03,117 --> 00:18:05,827
Worst Grinch ever.
529
00:18:05,828 --> 00:18:08,788
Adult Adam: Geoff had
managed to save the holidays.
530
00:18:08,789 --> 00:18:11,708
Meanwhile, I was trying
to save face with Brea.
531
00:18:11,709 --> 00:18:15,253
Hey. So, that was strange.
532
00:18:15,254 --> 00:18:16,963
I wonder who made it strange.
533
00:18:16,964 --> 00:18:20,675
Look, I was blindsided
seeing you with a guy.
534
00:18:20,676 --> 00:18:21,635
You never mentioned him.
535
00:18:21,636 --> 00:18:23,803
[ Sighs ] I'm sorry.
536
00:18:23,804 --> 00:18:26,806
But it's hard to say out
loud that we're moving on.
537
00:18:26,807 --> 00:18:28,308
Obviously, for both of us.
538
00:18:28,309 --> 00:18:30,185
It might just be one of us.
539
00:18:30,186 --> 00:18:32,645
Carmen looked a tiny bit upset.
540
00:18:32,646 --> 00:18:34,439
You'll figure it out.
541
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:35,690
I hope so.
542
00:18:35,691 --> 00:18:36,901
She's great.
543
00:18:38,652 --> 00:18:43,948
And, for what it's worth,
Kirk seems great, too.
544
00:18:43,949 --> 00:18:45,325
I should apologize to him.
545
00:18:45,326 --> 00:18:47,369
I think there's someone else
you should talk to first.
546
00:18:47,370 --> 00:18:49,662
You're right.
547
00:18:49,663 --> 00:18:52,749
I always am.
548
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:54,709
Now go.
549
00:18:54,710 --> 00:18:57,754
Just know, I'm happy for you.
550
00:18:57,755 --> 00:18:58,880
Seriously.
551
00:18:58,881 --> 00:19:01,966
♪♪
552
00:19:01,967 --> 00:19:04,094
Happy Holidays, Adam Goldberg.
553
00:19:04,095 --> 00:19:05,887
Happy Holidays, Brea Bee.
554
00:19:05,888 --> 00:19:09,099
♪♪
555
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:12,060
It was weird, but I
actually felt okay.
556
00:19:12,061 --> 00:19:14,270
[ Door closes ] I realized I had
just been holding on to the past
557
00:19:14,271 --> 00:19:16,481
by trying to hold on to Brea...
558
00:19:16,482 --> 00:19:19,110
when there was something pretty
amazing right in front of me.
559
00:19:21,153 --> 00:19:22,153
Yeah?
560
00:19:22,154 --> 00:19:24,197
Carmen, I don't deserve it,
561
00:19:24,198 --> 00:19:25,907
but can I please try
to make up for tonight?
562
00:19:25,908 --> 00:19:27,325
It's fine.
563
00:19:27,326 --> 00:19:29,661
Clearly, you have unfinished
stuff with your ex.
564
00:19:29,662 --> 00:19:31,204
No, I don't.
565
00:19:31,205 --> 00:19:32,539
Not anymore.
566
00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:35,250
And I swear to you,
I am a good guy.
567
00:19:35,251 --> 00:19:37,836
The thing is, good guys
don't have to say that.
568
00:19:37,837 --> 00:19:39,379
They just are.
569
00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:42,674
Fair enough.
570
00:19:42,675 --> 00:19:43,967
Thank you for your time.
571
00:19:43,968 --> 00:19:46,970
So you're just gonna give up?
572
00:19:46,971 --> 00:19:49,931
I'm not worth fighting for?
573
00:19:49,932 --> 00:19:52,725
Okay. Well, here it goes.
574
00:19:52,726 --> 00:19:55,854
Carmen, I've had an
incredibly difficult year
575
00:19:55,855 --> 00:19:58,565
with a million
different setbacks,
576
00:19:58,566 --> 00:20:02,360
but seeing you every
day at the diner
577
00:20:02,361 --> 00:20:04,529
is the one thing
I look forward to,
578
00:20:04,530 --> 00:20:07,323
and I really don't
want to lose that.
579
00:20:07,324 --> 00:20:09,534
♪♪
580
00:20:09,535 --> 00:20:10,910
Then don't.
581
00:20:10,911 --> 00:20:12,704
Oh, whoa.
582
00:20:12,705 --> 00:20:14,873
You seem receptive.
583
00:20:14,874 --> 00:20:17,959
Little bit.
584
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:21,588
Guess what we're standing under?
585
00:20:21,589 --> 00:20:24,632
So the good guy gets the girl?
586
00:20:24,633 --> 00:20:26,509
We'll see.
587
00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:30,597
♪ Don't stop thinking
about tomorrow ♪
588
00:20:30,598 --> 00:20:33,600
♪ Don't stop, it'll
soon be here ♪
589
00:20:33,601 --> 00:20:35,977
And that's the thing
about the holidays.
590
00:20:35,978 --> 00:20:38,646
Whether it's old traditions
that remind us who we are...
591
00:20:38,647 --> 00:20:41,149
♪ Don't stop thinking ♪
592
00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:42,901
or new experiences that
fill us with hope...
593
00:20:42,902 --> 00:20:47,447
♪ Don't stop, it'll
soon be here ♪
594
00:20:47,448 --> 00:20:50,074
being there for one
another always makes
595
00:20:50,075 --> 00:20:52,243
for a season full of joy
596
00:20:52,244 --> 00:20:55,038
that no Grinch could ever steal.
597
00:20:55,039 --> 00:20:56,790
♪ Ooh ♪
598
00:20:59,251 --> 00:21:01,878
What the hell am I looking
at? Are you bedazzling?!
599
00:21:01,879 --> 00:21:03,546
It's for the baby. Check it!
600
00:21:03,547 --> 00:21:05,465
"I love you a latke."
601
00:21:05,466 --> 00:21:06,883
Oh!
602
00:21:06,884 --> 00:21:08,593
My perfect angel is so clever!
603
00:21:08,594 --> 00:21:11,429
And on the back...
604
00:21:11,430 --> 00:21:13,014
"Oy to the world!"
605
00:21:13,015 --> 00:21:14,182
So many puns.
606
00:21:14,183 --> 00:21:16,643
I am dying from
holiday happiness.
607
00:21:16,644 --> 00:21:18,478
Yeah. I did learn
from the best.
608
00:21:18,479 --> 00:21:20,063
You cherish and honor me.
609
00:21:20,064 --> 00:21:21,856
But your sewing is
crap. Give it to me.
610
00:21:21,857 --> 00:21:23,816
I'll redo it and make five more.
611
00:21:23,817 --> 00:21:24,817
♪♪
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