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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,846 --> 00:00:27,725 Wake up. 2 00:00:35,197 --> 00:00:37,577 Are they people? They're so small. 3 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:41,418 Why did you poke my sole? 4 00:00:41,501 --> 00:00:45,634 Venerable Tang. Venerable Tang, I'm over here. 5 00:00:46,009 --> 00:00:48,347 Look over here. I'm over here. 6 00:00:48,890 --> 00:00:52,397 You were asleep for so long. So we wanted to wake you up. 7 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:55,486 Come closer. I have good news... 8 00:00:55,820 --> 00:00:57,908 I'm sorry. 9 00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:00,453 I'm sorry. 10 00:01:00,537 --> 00:01:05,964 Venerable Tang, we have some great news for you. 11 00:01:06,048 --> 00:01:08,594 Congratulations, you've finally arrived 12 00:01:08,678 --> 00:01:11,224 at the place you've always dreamt of. 13 00:01:11,307 --> 00:01:13,896 - Is this India? - Yes. 14 00:01:14,271 --> 00:01:15,816 India? 15 00:01:16,317 --> 00:01:18,989 I've finally arrived at my destination! 16 00:01:19,072 --> 00:01:21,118 I'm sorry. 17 00:01:25,668 --> 00:01:27,254 Master? 18 00:01:30,386 --> 00:01:31,972 You've shrunk too. 19 00:01:39,402 --> 00:01:42,617 Master, why are you in India too? 20 00:01:42,701 --> 00:01:45,498 Tang, you haven't let me down. 21 00:01:45,581 --> 00:01:48,043 We've already loaded the 22 sutras that you were looking for 22 00:01:48,127 --> 00:01:50,715 onto 10 chariots for you. 23 00:01:51,216 --> 00:01:54,598 They're yours for the taking. Help yourself. 24 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:58,856 But I'm here today mainly to present you with an award. 25 00:01:59,357 --> 00:02:00,526 What's the award? 26 00:02:00,860 --> 00:02:02,613 It's the lifetime achievement award. 27 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:14,678 Try it on. 28 00:02:14,761 --> 00:02:18,268 I feel so honoured. 29 00:02:20,564 --> 00:02:22,568 I like it. 30 00:02:22,652 --> 00:02:26,032 You can choose between the understated or flamboyant style. 31 00:02:26,116 --> 00:02:27,953 The right side is lighted up. Look. 32 00:02:28,036 --> 00:02:30,332 Now, the left side is lighted up. 33 00:02:30,708 --> 00:02:32,629 Please make an acceptance speech. 34 00:02:32,712 --> 00:02:35,801 Me? Let me think about what I should say. 35 00:02:38,681 --> 00:02:40,978 Master, what's going on? 36 00:02:41,353 --> 00:02:43,149 Is it fun? 37 00:03:01,099 --> 00:03:04,188 The Weirdos' Performance Troupe 38 00:03:04,272 --> 00:03:06,359 Venerable, stop sleeping. 39 00:03:06,443 --> 00:03:08,572 If you still can't earn any money, the troupe master will throw you out. 40 00:03:09,616 --> 00:03:11,660 Yes, I got it. 41 00:03:13,539 --> 00:03:16,253 Everyone, feast your eyes on amazing physical feats 42 00:03:16,336 --> 00:03:19,259 from throwing knives blindfolded to one-armed handstands. 43 00:03:19,342 --> 00:03:20,720 Don't miss out. 44 00:03:29,319 --> 00:03:33,411 An exciting guest performance by the pig and monkey 45 00:03:33,494 --> 00:03:38,002 to raise funds for the journey to the west? 46 00:03:38,294 --> 00:03:39,338 Two copper coins for a ticket? 47 00:03:40,048 --> 00:03:43,262 How about a 50-percent discount? Two tickets for the price of one. 48 00:03:43,346 --> 00:03:46,185 Yes, of course. Thank you. 49 00:03:46,895 --> 00:03:48,814 I hope you enjoy the performance. 50 00:03:48,898 --> 00:03:52,071 Meet Marshal Tianpeng, also known as Pigsy. 51 00:03:53,114 --> 00:03:54,158 Women! 52 00:03:56,788 --> 00:03:59,168 What's your name? How old are you? 53 00:03:59,251 --> 00:04:00,294 What a lunatic. 54 00:04:00,378 --> 00:04:03,217 Meet the Curtain-Raising General and the monster of Quicksand River 55 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:05,095 also known as Sandy. 56 00:04:16,993 --> 00:04:19,999 Shame on you for scaring the kid. We want a refund. 57 00:04:22,003 --> 00:04:24,173 Are you ripping me off? 58 00:04:25,509 --> 00:04:27,179 We want a refund. 59 00:04:27,262 --> 00:04:30,477 Hold... Hold your horses. 60 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,481 The best is yet to come. Please give us another chance. 61 00:04:33,191 --> 00:04:34,401 If I'm still not satisfied with the performance 62 00:04:34,485 --> 00:04:36,404 you have to refund double the amount to all the audience here. 63 00:04:39,744 --> 00:04:42,667 Meet the Monkey King who is also the Great Sage as powerful as Heaven. 64 00:04:50,264 --> 00:04:51,600 He's fake. Pay up. 65 00:04:52,978 --> 00:04:54,898 Wukong, do some somersaults. 66 00:04:54,982 --> 00:04:56,735 If we have to pay everyone double, we'll be cleaned out. 67 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:12,098 Great. Thank you for your alms. 68 00:05:12,180 --> 00:05:14,685 Your generosity will keep us fed for days. 69 00:05:14,769 --> 00:05:16,815 This monk cheated us, Troupe Master. 70 00:05:17,107 --> 00:05:18,860 Looking at how down-and-out he is, I doubt he can pay us back. 71 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:19,988 Chase him away. 72 00:05:20,071 --> 00:05:22,325 You're a disgrace to my troupe and me. Scram. 73 00:05:22,743 --> 00:05:24,287 You can't even behave like proper vagabonds. 74 00:05:25,873 --> 00:05:29,338 Troupe Master, we're not vagabonds. We're Buddhist monks. 75 00:05:29,422 --> 00:05:30,758 We've had an arduous journey. 76 00:05:30,841 --> 00:05:33,639 We haven't been eating well and I've fallen sick. 77 00:05:35,434 --> 00:05:39,232 It's been days since I had a meal. 78 00:05:39,315 --> 00:05:41,612 That's so pitiful. Here. 79 00:05:43,115 --> 00:05:48,792 These two buns are for righteous people who deserve help. 80 00:05:48,875 --> 00:05:50,044 Are you worthy of having them? 81 00:05:50,128 --> 00:05:53,760 We're really a professional team of demon hunters from the Tang Dynasty. 82 00:05:54,636 --> 00:05:58,895 Wukong, show them your skills. 83 00:06:14,048 --> 00:06:15,843 Hit me. 84 00:06:15,927 --> 00:06:17,346 Hit me. 85 00:06:17,430 --> 00:06:21,771 I'd better not, Senior. I don't have a death wish. 86 00:06:22,189 --> 00:06:23,942 I'll hit you then. 87 00:06:24,026 --> 00:06:26,112 No, that's even worse. 88 00:06:26,530 --> 00:06:28,701 Fine, I'll hit you and get ready to meet my maker. 89 00:06:32,751 --> 00:06:34,420 Senior, you're rock solid. 90 00:06:34,504 --> 00:06:36,758 All the bones in my hand have shattered. 91 00:06:36,842 --> 00:06:39,847 Lad, have you no shame? 92 00:06:39,930 --> 00:06:42,394 Just keep watching and please stop poking me. 93 00:06:42,477 --> 00:06:43,521 I just feel like poking you. 94 00:06:46,652 --> 00:06:49,657 Hit me. Master wants us to perform. 95 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:51,703 I'm hungry. I'm not in the mood to perform. 96 00:06:52,872 --> 00:06:55,669 You're hungry? That's not an excuse to slack off. 97 00:06:55,752 --> 00:06:58,049 Hit me, idiot. 98 00:06:58,132 --> 00:07:00,929 I heard there are some thieves pretending to be demon hunters. 99 00:07:01,013 --> 00:07:02,306 They've been going around cheating and assaulting civilians. 100 00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:03,809 You must be the ones. 101 00:07:04,352 --> 00:07:05,395 It's true that we've hurt the innocent 102 00:07:05,479 --> 00:07:08,360 but that was unintentional as my disciples were too strong. 103 00:07:08,443 --> 00:07:11,407 Is that worth showing off? You've no sense of shame. 104 00:07:23,764 --> 00:07:26,393 That's enough. Curtain call. 105 00:07:33,282 --> 00:07:34,326 That's enough. It's a wrap. 106 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:38,416 You're so sexy. 107 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,464 Let me help you cool down. 108 00:07:41,547 --> 00:07:43,176 No, get off me. 109 00:07:43,259 --> 00:07:47,100 Wukong, stop squatting there. Do something about it. 110 00:08:17,574 --> 00:08:21,665 I'm sorry. Our performance has ended. That last show was free of charge. 111 00:08:21,749 --> 00:08:26,257 Brother, that performance was impressive. 112 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:27,968 Enough said. 113 00:08:28,052 --> 00:08:30,807 Take this stick of candied hawthorn and let us be sworn brothers. 114 00:08:30,891 --> 00:08:34,147 Brother, you've seen how strong they are. 115 00:08:34,231 --> 00:08:36,235 But sometimes, they can't control themselves. 116 00:08:37,112 --> 00:08:39,908 - Look. - We really are demon hunters. 117 00:08:39,991 --> 00:08:41,035 Yes, of course. 118 00:08:42,037 --> 00:08:44,250 Wukong, clean up the place and come back here to apologise to them. 119 00:08:52,807 --> 00:08:53,893 Pick up your headband. 120 00:08:58,026 --> 00:08:59,111 Put it on properly. 121 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,576 Wear it. 122 00:09:03,327 --> 00:09:05,415 I'm already wearing it. 123 00:09:06,375 --> 00:09:07,961 You think you look awesome with a twig in your mouth 124 00:09:08,045 --> 00:09:09,089 wretched monkey? 125 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:13,597 Fine, I'll remove it if it gets on your nerves. Crap. 126 00:09:15,433 --> 00:09:17,813 And stop calling me wretched monkey. 127 00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:20,736 So what if I call you wretched monkey? 128 00:09:20,819 --> 00:09:22,948 Wretched monkey. 129 00:09:23,032 --> 00:09:27,623 Fine, you win. But I dare you to call me that again. 130 00:09:27,707 --> 00:09:30,003 That's so frightening. I'm so scared. 131 00:09:30,086 --> 00:09:32,800 Aren't all of you scared? Why don't we... 132 00:09:40,690 --> 00:09:42,234 Don't be afraid. 133 00:09:42,318 --> 00:09:43,612 He tends to throw a temper tantrum whenever I reprimand him. 134 00:09:43,696 --> 00:09:44,990 He shouldn't be pampered. 135 00:09:45,073 --> 00:09:47,954 Everyone, say this with me. One, two, three. 136 00:09:48,038 --> 00:09:50,750 - Wretched monkey! - Wretched monkey! 137 00:09:55,802 --> 00:10:00,478 My boy, why are you so naughty 138 00:10:01,188 --> 00:10:06,155 How could you resort to bullying and cheating 139 00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:08,326 Learn to be a good boy 140 00:10:08,910 --> 00:10:14,546 Learn to love and care for others 141 00:10:14,838 --> 00:10:16,508 and you'll realise life can be wonderful 142 00:10:18,261 --> 00:10:23,313 My good boy, come back to me now 143 00:10:23,772 --> 00:10:26,444 Fall into my embrace 144 00:10:29,449 --> 00:10:34,375 My good boy, you must be earnest and kind 145 00:10:34,876 --> 00:10:38,467 You'll always be the one I love most 146 00:10:49,738 --> 00:10:55,081 Boss, we run a small business. This is everything we have. 147 00:10:55,707 --> 00:10:57,461 If you want more from us 148 00:10:57,544 --> 00:11:01,260 the only thing we can offer is our lives. 149 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:05,559 Firstly, we're not here to extort you. 150 00:11:05,642 --> 00:11:06,853 Secondly... 151 00:11:07,897 --> 00:11:09,275 Forget it. That's all I've to say. 152 00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:27,298 How long has your mother been in this state? 153 00:12:28,341 --> 00:12:30,094 It's been a few days. 154 00:12:30,178 --> 00:12:32,975 For some reason, after we moved into this house 155 00:12:33,058 --> 00:12:35,188 my mother started rambling. 156 00:12:35,981 --> 00:12:39,530 If I approach her, she'd go berserk and scratch me. 157 00:12:39,613 --> 00:12:41,240 She can't recognise me. 158 00:12:41,574 --> 00:12:44,330 I have no idea why she's behaving this way. 159 00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:46,375 I feel mentally and physically exhausted. 160 00:12:47,085 --> 00:12:48,672 Thank goodness my two daughters 161 00:12:48,964 --> 00:12:51,511 are helping to take care of my mother around the clock. 162 00:12:52,553 --> 00:12:54,683 It's such a burden for them. 163 00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:57,229 They're your daughters? 164 00:12:57,313 --> 00:12:58,899 They're my god-daughters. 165 00:12:58,983 --> 00:13:00,068 How old are they? 166 00:13:00,152 --> 00:13:01,195 They just turned 16. 167 00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,784 They're looking a little haggard. 168 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:08,250 All the work took a toll on them. They used to be so beautiful. 169 00:13:08,668 --> 00:13:10,171 You sure have a sense of humour. 170 00:13:10,254 --> 00:13:15,180 Grandma, have some porridge. You haven't eaten all day. 171 00:13:15,264 --> 00:13:16,348 She's having a fit again. 172 00:13:20,774 --> 00:13:22,778 Mother, what's wrong? 173 00:13:22,861 --> 00:13:26,327 Mother, it's me. 174 00:13:32,755 --> 00:13:34,675 - Get the magic mirror, hurry. - Here. 175 00:13:34,759 --> 00:13:38,809 Thunderbolts sent by 10,000 deities shall make the demon reveal itself. 176 00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:41,647 Show yourself. 177 00:13:45,696 --> 00:13:48,285 Demon, show yourself. 178 00:13:53,335 --> 00:13:56,258 Could it be possible that there's no demon? 179 00:13:56,801 --> 00:14:00,349 But there's the stench of a rotting body in this room. 180 00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:02,771 There must be a demon around. But she's not the one possessed. 181 00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:05,483 Maybe she has the third eye. 182 00:14:05,567 --> 00:14:07,070 She can see demons taking possession of other people. 183 00:14:07,153 --> 00:14:09,241 That's why she's so scared. 184 00:14:10,911 --> 00:14:13,040 Could the two of them be the demons? 185 00:14:16,213 --> 00:14:18,174 I've put up with them for too long. 186 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:22,140 Demons, show yourselves. 187 00:14:24,019 --> 00:14:26,733 Stop shining that on us. We can barely open our eyes. 188 00:14:27,150 --> 00:14:29,237 It's not them either. 189 00:14:30,531 --> 00:14:32,618 Could it be... 190 00:14:42,136 --> 00:14:43,514 A hairy crab? 191 00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:59,962 Wretched monkey. 192 00:15:05,389 --> 00:15:07,476 Wretched monkey. 193 00:15:08,311 --> 00:15:09,563 Wretched monkey. 194 00:15:13,321 --> 00:15:15,074 Junior Wujing, look. 195 00:15:15,158 --> 00:15:18,372 Master's whip is really powerful today. 196 00:15:18,455 --> 00:15:20,835 That whip has kept Senior Wukong under control for 500 years. 197 00:15:20,918 --> 00:15:23,256 It's quite formidable. 198 00:15:38,243 --> 00:15:39,955 You knew they're perverted. 199 00:15:40,038 --> 00:15:41,373 Why did you still clown around with them? 200 00:15:41,457 --> 00:15:44,254 You asked us to perform. So that was what we did. 201 00:15:44,338 --> 00:15:45,715 Did I tell you to perform in that way? 202 00:15:45,799 --> 00:15:47,135 I told you to do a couple of somersaults. 203 00:15:47,218 --> 00:15:49,055 But you ended up destroying families. 204 00:15:49,139 --> 00:15:51,185 You shouldn't have called me wretched monkey. 205 00:15:51,268 --> 00:15:54,983 You knew that would make me go berserk. 206 00:15:55,484 --> 00:15:58,197 It wasn't a deliberate insult. 207 00:15:58,281 --> 00:16:01,203 Everyone could tell that I didn't mean any offence. 208 00:16:01,287 --> 00:16:03,333 Are you going to kill me over such a trivial matter? 209 00:16:03,416 --> 00:16:04,961 Open your mouth wide. 210 00:16:07,298 --> 00:16:09,135 Open it wider. 211 00:16:12,767 --> 00:16:17,276 You can kill me now. Go ahead. Bite me if you dare. 212 00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:21,366 Go ahead and bite him. 213 00:16:21,825 --> 00:16:24,748 Go ahead. Didn't you want to kill me? 214 00:16:28,839 --> 00:16:33,765 Why must you do this to me? Tell me. Why are you keeping quiet? 215 00:16:33,848 --> 00:16:40,486 Why do you always deceive, provoke, hurt, torture and ill-treat me? 216 00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:49,336 It seems our demon-hunting days have come to an end. 217 00:16:51,674 --> 00:16:53,511 Let's disband. 218 00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,848 Disband? 219 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:58,812 Does that mean he's going to kill us? 220 00:16:59,773 --> 00:17:02,946 Master! 221 00:17:03,029 --> 00:17:07,328 Master, I understand it hasn't been easy for you. 222 00:17:07,412 --> 00:17:12,296 Please take your medicine first. I won't disobey you again. 223 00:17:13,340 --> 00:17:16,764 What are you talking about? I'm not punishing you. 224 00:17:17,765 --> 00:17:21,021 Good grief. Master, you have no idea. 225 00:17:21,438 --> 00:17:25,029 Senior Wukong and I have telepathy. 226 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:31,666 When you punish him, it breaks my heart terribly. 227 00:17:33,795 --> 00:17:38,179 We really have telepathy. When I hit you, my heart aches too. 228 00:17:38,262 --> 00:17:40,016 Master, you should try it if you don't believe me. 229 00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:47,697 When I punish you, my heart aches too. 230 00:17:48,699 --> 00:17:52,039 If I were on my own, I'd have collected the sutras by now. 231 00:17:52,122 --> 00:17:53,792 All of you are actually a burden to me. 232 00:17:53,876 --> 00:17:57,006 On my own, I can take on 100 opponents easily. 233 00:17:57,089 --> 00:17:58,718 But I'm modest. I don't brag about it. 234 00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:02,391 My Buddha's Palm packs a punch. 235 00:18:02,475 --> 00:18:04,688 But again, I'm modest. So I don't brag about it. 236 00:18:04,771 --> 00:18:07,442 So get this straight. You're not the ones helping me. 237 00:18:07,526 --> 00:18:10,615 Instead, I'm helping all of you accumulate good karma. 238 00:18:10,699 --> 00:18:14,498 Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? 239 00:18:14,581 --> 00:18:16,585 We understand. 240 00:18:21,218 --> 00:18:22,471 Let's end the meeting here. 241 00:18:22,554 --> 00:18:24,976 Chew over what I've said. The meeting's over. 242 00:18:35,788 --> 00:18:41,675 Sinful monkey, watch out for my Buddha's Palm. 243 00:19:18,912 --> 00:19:20,122 Did you miss me? 244 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:27,010 Master is in a league of his own now. He's even hitting on Senior Wukong. 245 00:19:27,094 --> 00:19:29,515 Master is imagining himself hugging someone else 246 00:19:29,891 --> 00:19:31,977 and not Senior Wukong. 247 00:19:44,793 --> 00:19:45,837 Amitabha. 248 00:19:45,921 --> 00:19:48,050 Master, you seemed so happy last night. 249 00:19:49,052 --> 00:19:51,265 We're happy for you too. 250 00:19:51,348 --> 00:19:53,102 We'll keep it a secret. 251 00:19:54,521 --> 00:19:56,315 What are you talking about? 252 00:19:56,399 --> 00:19:59,112 There's no more water, Senior Wuneng. Fetch us some more. 253 00:19:59,196 --> 00:20:00,991 Why should I? 254 00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,912 What gave you the idea that I must be the one fetching the water? 255 00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:05,792 - Why can't you do it? - Stop arguing. I'll do it. 256 00:20:18,066 --> 00:20:21,405 Miss, I'm sorry to impose on you, but I happened to be passing by 257 00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,993 and I was wondering if you could give me some water for cooking. 258 00:20:25,538 --> 00:20:27,082 There's no need to go to the trouble of cooking. 259 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,128 Just come in for a meal. 260 00:20:29,212 --> 00:20:31,007 But I'm vegetarian. 261 00:20:32,384 --> 00:20:35,306 What a coincidence. So are we. 262 00:20:35,390 --> 00:20:37,811 Venerable, we're Buddhists too. 263 00:20:37,894 --> 00:20:40,024 We'll be pleased to share our meal with you. 264 00:20:40,107 --> 00:20:42,612 In fact, why don't you stay behind after the meal? 265 00:20:42,696 --> 00:20:45,742 We can exchange insights on Buddhism. 266 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,792 Won't he taste bad given how sick he is? 267 00:20:50,377 --> 00:20:53,675 It's fine. We'll eat him after we nurse him back to health. 268 00:20:53,758 --> 00:20:56,179 Well, if you insist. 269 00:20:56,262 --> 00:20:58,433 Don't bother cooking. We'll have our meal here. 270 00:20:58,851 --> 00:21:02,358 What about the porridge? I've been making it all morning. 271 00:21:03,861 --> 00:21:04,904 Your porridge is burnt. 272 00:21:04,988 --> 00:21:06,073 - Come here. - Go back and replace the pot. 273 00:21:06,157 --> 00:21:07,827 - Get going. - Come on. 274 00:21:31,037 --> 00:21:36,088 Miss, this medicine is wonderful. I feel better already. 275 00:21:36,881 --> 00:21:38,551 The three of them are my disciples. 276 00:22:00,509 --> 00:22:01,637 Good day to you. 277 00:22:02,346 --> 00:22:04,601 Good day to you. 278 00:22:05,227 --> 00:22:06,312 Good day to you. 279 00:22:07,064 --> 00:22:08,900 Good day to you. 280 00:22:11,948 --> 00:22:13,743 Stop flirting. 281 00:22:16,206 --> 00:22:17,417 - Good day to you. - Good day to you. 282 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,755 Screw the day! What's so good about it? 283 00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:21,966 Wujing, mind your manners. 284 00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:25,432 Master, what do you mean by this? My porridge was already cooked. 285 00:22:25,515 --> 00:22:28,730 I don't know what you're all up to with the superficial pleasantries. 286 00:22:28,813 --> 00:22:31,318 I'm sorry. My disciple is a little obtuse. 287 00:22:31,402 --> 00:22:32,696 It's fine. 288 00:22:32,778 --> 00:22:35,910 Pardon me for asking, but have you seen demons here? 289 00:22:35,993 --> 00:22:38,832 Venerable, please don't scare me. 290 00:22:38,916 --> 00:22:42,965 Why would there be demons here? That's unimaginable. 291 00:22:43,049 --> 00:22:45,219 Why did you ask me that? 292 00:22:46,346 --> 00:22:50,020 Actually, we're demon hunters. 293 00:22:50,604 --> 00:22:52,650 I see. Really? 294 00:22:52,734 --> 00:22:55,948 There's no way I can repay your hospitality 295 00:22:56,032 --> 00:22:58,327 except with free exorcism services. 296 00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:01,876 I see. Is that so? You're so powerful. 297 00:23:02,210 --> 00:23:06,343 But unfortunately, there are no demons here. 298 00:23:09,306 --> 00:23:11,561 Why don't you hit me? 299 00:23:12,563 --> 00:23:17,656 Cut the crap. Just do it. If you don't kill me, I'll kill you. 300 00:23:18,324 --> 00:23:21,204 I see. Are you serious? 301 00:23:25,253 --> 00:23:28,677 Rascal, I told you to hit me. 302 00:23:29,345 --> 00:23:34,855 I'll say it once more. Hit me, you rascal. 303 00:23:37,986 --> 00:23:39,572 Have you lost your mind? 304 00:23:39,656 --> 00:23:41,034 I'm not a rascal. 305 00:23:41,117 --> 00:23:45,125 Of course you are. But I was referring to her. 306 00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:47,003 That's enough. 307 00:23:47,587 --> 00:23:49,800 Do the two of you still regard me as your master, rascals? 308 00:23:49,883 --> 00:23:52,096 Get out of here. Oh, good grief. 309 00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:53,223 I'm sorry. 310 00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:55,603 All of you, get out. 311 00:23:55,687 --> 00:23:59,777 They kindly invited us for a meal, yet you banged on the table 312 00:23:59,860 --> 00:24:02,449 told her to hit you and even called her a rascal. 313 00:24:02,532 --> 00:24:07,835 Go and reflect on what you did. What have you contributed to society? 314 00:24:07,918 --> 00:24:10,506 Don't come back until you can give me an answer. 315 00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:22,904 Come back now. 316 00:24:22,988 --> 00:24:24,449 But we don't have an answer yet. 317 00:24:24,532 --> 00:24:27,121 Don't bother thinking about that. Come back. 318 00:24:27,705 --> 00:24:29,459 Yes, we haven't reflected on what we did. 319 00:24:29,542 --> 00:24:32,966 Forget about the reflections. She's caught me. 320 00:25:10,661 --> 00:25:14,586 Lift me up. Lift me higher. Hurry. 321 00:25:17,884 --> 00:25:21,224 All right, stop. You may stop now. 322 00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:49,569 Master, it's time for you to show your move. 323 00:25:50,988 --> 00:25:52,282 You're so kind to me. 324 00:26:11,902 --> 00:26:14,324 What long legs! 325 00:26:14,950 --> 00:26:16,495 I love them. 326 00:26:23,967 --> 00:26:27,432 What's wrong with you? I'm a spider. 327 00:26:29,144 --> 00:26:32,943 I'm a pig. Nothing's wrong with me. 328 00:26:38,077 --> 00:26:41,250 Your resistance makes me stronger. 329 00:27:57,854 --> 00:27:58,898 What was that noise? 330 00:27:58,981 --> 00:28:00,817 It's all right. That was just Junior Wujing. 331 00:28:01,694 --> 00:28:03,823 Wujing, are you all right? 332 00:28:04,491 --> 00:28:07,163 I got poisoned. I feel a little dizzy. 333 00:28:12,673 --> 00:28:16,472 It seems I have no choice but to show my move. 334 00:28:16,556 --> 00:28:19,436 It takes sincerity to subdue demons. 335 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,814 Encourage them to do good. 336 00:28:20,898 --> 00:28:23,944 We don't always have to resort to violence. 337 00:28:25,113 --> 00:28:29,873 Repent and be absolved of... 338 00:29:04,730 --> 00:29:06,150 Wait. 339 00:29:06,734 --> 00:29:09,448 Wukong, don't be so rough. 340 00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:12,161 If you've got so much energy, you should use it to carry Wujing. 341 00:29:12,244 --> 00:29:14,206 Move aside. Let me handle it. 342 00:29:21,012 --> 00:29:23,057 Senior Wukong, please be gentle with her. 343 00:29:23,141 --> 00:29:26,062 She's got long legs. We just got to know each other. 344 00:29:26,146 --> 00:29:28,191 Master, why don't you let me persuade her first? 345 00:29:28,275 --> 00:29:29,861 Be quiet. 346 00:29:32,116 --> 00:29:33,160 Repent... 347 00:30:01,546 --> 00:30:03,717 Master, it's all settled. 348 00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:07,683 What did you say? 349 00:30:07,767 --> 00:30:09,938 You vanquished her before I could show how powerful I was. 350 00:30:10,021 --> 00:30:11,399 What were you thinking? 351 00:30:11,482 --> 00:30:14,237 What was I thinking? You were in grave danger. 352 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,450 She was going to swallow you whole. 353 00:30:16,533 --> 00:30:19,623 Luckily, my reflexes were fast and I killed her with one blow. 354 00:30:19,706 --> 00:30:21,209 How many times have I told you? 355 00:30:21,293 --> 00:30:23,171 We should subdue a demon by convincing it to repent. 356 00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:25,633 Didn't you see the smile on her face just now? 357 00:30:26,635 --> 00:30:29,558 Her smile? She was smiling at the thought of eating you. 358 00:30:29,641 --> 00:30:33,274 How preposterous. Her smile was so sincere. 359 00:30:35,486 --> 00:30:37,155 My smile is more sincere. 360 00:30:37,239 --> 00:30:40,286 So do you think I love you or am I trying to kill you? 361 00:30:47,467 --> 00:30:50,514 Who are you? How may I help you? 362 00:31:04,875 --> 00:31:07,756 Look. He's so handsome. 363 00:31:07,839 --> 00:31:09,759 You're becoming more charming than me. 364 00:31:09,843 --> 00:31:11,930 Do you know that? 365 00:31:12,473 --> 00:31:15,019 Of course I do. Does it get on your nerves? 366 00:31:15,102 --> 00:31:17,106 Of course. Doesn't it get on your nerves? 367 00:31:17,190 --> 00:31:19,361 Is Baldy feeling troubled? 368 00:31:19,444 --> 00:31:21,198 He's thinking about someone. 369 00:31:21,281 --> 00:31:22,742 Who? 370 00:31:22,826 --> 00:31:23,911 Miss Duan. 371 00:31:31,801 --> 00:31:34,139 I don't care who he's thinking about. 372 00:31:34,223 --> 00:31:37,520 I can put up with all his verbal and physical abuse. 373 00:31:37,603 --> 00:31:39,649 But he's been testing my limits. 374 00:31:39,732 --> 00:31:42,446 He lies beside me at night and fondles me 375 00:31:42,530 --> 00:31:44,617 asking me if I missed him. 376 00:31:44,701 --> 00:31:47,957 Just the thought of it gives me goosebumps. 377 00:31:48,041 --> 00:31:50,127 Senior Wukong, stop putting up with it then. 378 00:31:50,211 --> 00:31:51,463 Why don't you just kill him? 379 00:31:52,298 --> 00:31:53,968 He won't. 380 00:31:54,051 --> 00:31:58,352 He'll just dance to Baldy's tune. So just perish the thought. 381 00:31:59,479 --> 00:32:01,316 I'll pull out his tongue 382 00:32:01,399 --> 00:32:03,194 tie it into a knot and stuff it back into his mouth. 383 00:32:03,277 --> 00:32:05,197 Let's see how he can sing those tunes then. 384 00:32:05,281 --> 00:32:08,287 He knows the Buddha's Palm. 385 00:32:08,370 --> 00:32:09,414 I'm not scared. 386 00:32:09,498 --> 00:32:13,422 If I break his arm, he won't be able to use that skill. 387 00:32:20,351 --> 00:32:23,733 Master, how long have you been standing there? 388 00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:26,696 I just got here. I came to check on you. 389 00:32:26,780 --> 00:32:28,700 Don't worry. I didn't hear anything. 390 00:32:31,164 --> 00:32:34,253 Master, have you lost your voice? 391 00:32:34,336 --> 00:32:37,759 No, my voice is fine. But we're out in the wild. 392 00:32:37,842 --> 00:32:41,099 We shouldn't disturb the peace by being too loud. 393 00:32:41,725 --> 00:32:43,145 - Really? - Of course. 394 00:32:44,105 --> 00:32:46,777 Have I ever lied to you? 395 00:32:47,528 --> 00:32:49,156 All right, get back to whatever you were doing. 396 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,326 I need to relieve myself. 397 00:33:08,276 --> 00:33:11,824 Buddha, my three disciples are so unruly. 398 00:33:11,908 --> 00:33:13,745 I've failed to teach them well. 399 00:33:14,078 --> 00:33:16,958 I can only sing 300 lullabies for children. 400 00:33:17,042 --> 00:33:20,257 I've been pretending to be mighty by punishing and lecturing them. 401 00:33:20,340 --> 00:33:22,010 But now, I'm at the end of my tether. 402 00:33:22,094 --> 00:33:26,936 I've lost my voice and I can't sing. Even Wukong is planning to kill me. 403 00:33:27,019 --> 00:33:29,148 Buddha, please have mercy on me 404 00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:32,112 and impart to me the skill of Buddha's Palm. 405 00:33:32,196 --> 00:33:34,993 I'll be forever grateful. 406 00:33:38,917 --> 00:33:41,797 Please, I beg of you. 407 00:33:44,678 --> 00:33:47,475 Buddha, can you hear me? 408 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:52,526 Please give me a sign. Even a fart is fine. 409 00:34:00,876 --> 00:34:04,215 Pigsy, how long have you been standing there? 410 00:34:04,298 --> 00:34:06,720 I just got here. I noticed you only because you called me. 411 00:34:06,803 --> 00:34:08,891 Don't worry. I didn't hear anything. 412 00:34:12,105 --> 00:34:16,154 I've been kind to you, right? So you know what you should do. 413 00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:20,705 What do you mean by that? I just stay true to myself. 414 00:34:20,788 --> 00:34:26,216 What I'm trying to say is that silence is golden. 415 00:34:26,299 --> 00:34:30,556 You're making me so stressed by threatening and blackmailing me 416 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:33,771 just because I farted. 417 00:34:35,775 --> 00:34:38,656 Don't give me that. I know many butchers. 418 00:34:38,738 --> 00:34:40,116 You should watch out. 419 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:41,243 I got it. 420 00:34:52,682 --> 00:34:54,185 Wukong, what are you trying to do? 421 00:34:58,401 --> 00:34:59,904 You're the one who should watch out. 422 00:35:00,238 --> 00:35:03,744 I just want to experience for myself the skill of your Buddha's Palm. 423 00:35:03,828 --> 00:35:07,335 Buddha's Palm? What do you mean? 424 00:35:07,418 --> 00:35:08,879 You don't get it? 425 00:35:08,963 --> 00:35:12,553 I hope to spar with you. We can learn from each other. 426 00:35:17,395 --> 00:35:18,856 You're running away? 427 00:35:35,388 --> 00:35:40,063 My boy, why are you so naughty 428 00:35:40,146 --> 00:35:44,864 How could you resort to bullying and cheating 429 00:35:45,574 --> 00:35:47,494 Learn to be a good boy 430 00:35:47,578 --> 00:35:51,460 Learn to love and care for others 431 00:35:51,543 --> 00:35:53,672 - Baldy, I dare you to stop singing. - Life can be wonderful 432 00:35:53,756 --> 00:35:55,384 Fight with me. 433 00:35:55,843 --> 00:35:58,473 My good boy 434 00:36:01,521 --> 00:36:03,649 My good boy 435 00:36:21,601 --> 00:36:24,773 Well, let's see where you can run to. 436 00:36:24,857 --> 00:36:30,701 Fine, if a fight is what you want, I'll indulge you. 437 00:36:31,619 --> 00:36:33,540 I won't show any mercy then. 438 00:36:33,623 --> 00:36:35,460 Hold on. Let me freshen up first. 439 00:36:55,164 --> 00:36:57,460 I was just playing with you, Master. 440 00:36:57,544 --> 00:37:00,550 I'm all loosened up now. I feel great. 441 00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:05,559 That was terrifying. 442 00:37:23,885 --> 00:37:26,766 - What are you up to now? - How is that your concern? 443 00:37:26,850 --> 00:37:29,395 You've gone bald. You can't get more handsome than this. 444 00:37:29,479 --> 00:37:30,648 Do you really mean it? 445 00:37:31,942 --> 00:37:33,904 I'd be a pig if I lied. 446 00:37:37,870 --> 00:37:42,044 So? Did you break Baldy's limbs, pull out his tendons 447 00:37:42,128 --> 00:37:44,174 skin him alive and turn him into a bloody mess? 448 00:37:45,593 --> 00:37:48,140 No way. Did you really kill him? 449 00:37:49,726 --> 00:37:51,438 How dare you make a fool of me. 450 00:38:10,891 --> 00:38:14,064 Pigsy, now, do you understand the meaning of "silence is golden"? 451 00:38:14,148 --> 00:38:16,735 Yes, I just found out. 452 00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,174 You became so gigantic after you got poisoned. 453 00:38:28,258 --> 00:38:29,426 And I even have to pull you along. 454 00:38:44,037 --> 00:38:45,832 Are you done? 455 00:38:45,916 --> 00:38:49,089 I've got a runny nose because I caught a cold. 456 00:38:50,926 --> 00:38:55,016 Cut the crap or I'll sell you to fishmongers at the market 457 00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:56,185 to save myself the trouble. 458 00:38:58,022 --> 00:39:01,529 Wukong. When do you think Wujing will turn back into a man? 459 00:39:01,612 --> 00:39:03,408 I have no idea. 460 00:39:03,909 --> 00:39:06,371 Master, do you want to find out? 461 00:39:07,540 --> 00:39:09,836 Well... No. 462 00:39:10,295 --> 00:39:13,635 Kingdom of Nuns 463 00:39:37,096 --> 00:39:39,560 Bravo! 464 00:39:43,775 --> 00:39:46,823 - Bravo! - Bravo! 465 00:40:01,559 --> 00:40:05,108 Reverend Jiugong is here. 466 00:40:05,192 --> 00:40:07,487 - Greetings, Your Eminence. - Greetings, Your Eminence. 467 00:40:22,056 --> 00:40:25,438 Venerable Tripitaka, you have an imposing presence 468 00:40:25,522 --> 00:40:27,567 as befitting an esteemed monk from the Tang Dynasty. 469 00:40:28,319 --> 00:40:32,159 My admiration is heartfelt. 470 00:40:46,645 --> 00:40:47,855 It's a pleasure to meet you. 471 00:40:48,273 --> 00:40:50,152 How do you know my background, Your Eminence? 472 00:40:50,235 --> 00:40:52,615 I feel so fla... 473 00:40:53,199 --> 00:40:55,327 I feel so flattered. 474 00:40:55,411 --> 00:40:57,540 Your reputation precedes you. 475 00:40:57,624 --> 00:41:00,045 And your three brilliant disciples... 476 00:41:00,546 --> 00:41:02,383 are awe-inspiring. 477 00:41:02,467 --> 00:41:05,848 After learning that the four of you would be passing by our kingdom 478 00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:09,730 His Majesty sent me here to extend a warm welcome to you. 479 00:41:09,813 --> 00:41:12,360 Please come with me... 480 00:41:14,573 --> 00:41:16,953 to the palace. 481 00:41:22,254 --> 00:41:24,299 That magic trick was amazing. 482 00:41:25,468 --> 00:41:28,057 It was just a little trick. This way, please. 483 00:41:32,899 --> 00:41:34,652 - Cut it out. - It wasn't me. 484 00:41:34,736 --> 00:41:38,368 What were you referring to? I didn't do anything. 485 00:41:44,087 --> 00:41:45,130 - Bravo! - Bravo! 486 00:41:45,757 --> 00:41:48,804 Behold the blossoms. 487 00:41:52,102 --> 00:41:55,024 Your Eminence, I'm puzzled. 488 00:41:55,525 --> 00:42:00,410 Are your magic tricks intended to look fake? 489 00:42:00,493 --> 00:42:03,040 Venerable, we are all members of the Sangha. 490 00:42:03,123 --> 00:42:05,754 We know that all the magic tricks in this world are just an illusion. 491 00:42:05,837 --> 00:42:09,552 So it doesn't matter if they look real or fake. 492 00:42:09,635 --> 00:42:11,347 After you. 493 00:42:16,524 --> 00:42:19,070 But spiritual practice is different from parlour tricks. 494 00:42:19,153 --> 00:42:22,326 So it's most important to follow our heart. 495 00:42:23,537 --> 00:42:27,503 Venerable, you seem a little tense. 496 00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:29,924 Are you feeling troubled? 497 00:42:30,758 --> 00:42:33,222 There's someone you're thinking about. 498 00:42:33,305 --> 00:42:37,229 You miss her terribly and you can't forget her. 499 00:42:38,190 --> 00:42:40,361 You're mistaken. 500 00:42:40,444 --> 00:42:43,157 Being human is just like practising the Dharma. 501 00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:48,584 Following your heart will keep you youthful forever. 502 00:42:48,668 --> 00:42:55,305 A person who can't be true to himself is nothing more than a hypocrite. 503 00:42:55,388 --> 00:43:00,315 That's why I practise the Dharma by following my heart. 504 00:43:02,068 --> 00:43:05,116 Can you elaborate? 505 00:43:05,199 --> 00:43:08,246 That means I do whatever I please. Crap. 506 00:43:19,142 --> 00:43:21,354 Are they exercising between lessons? 507 00:43:21,438 --> 00:43:24,736 It's a game. Losers have to kneel. 508 00:43:24,820 --> 00:43:27,408 His Majesty has been taking youth rejuvenation pills. 509 00:43:27,492 --> 00:43:29,370 Now, he behaves like a kid. 510 00:43:30,331 --> 00:43:33,586 It's all in line with my method of following the heart. 511 00:43:36,091 --> 00:43:38,638 His Majesty is easy to please. 512 00:43:38,721 --> 00:43:43,521 Simply fawn on him and you'll be rewarded with gold. 513 00:43:43,605 --> 00:43:47,028 You know the rules. Give me half of your reward. 514 00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:49,450 Well... 515 00:43:49,533 --> 00:43:52,247 I was just joking. Don't take it seriously. 516 00:43:53,917 --> 00:43:56,296 Look, the babes are greeting you. 517 00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,721 This is intense. I like it. 518 00:44:07,150 --> 00:44:09,863 Your Majesty, your guests are here. 519 00:44:09,947 --> 00:44:12,493 Your Majesty, I'm Tripitaka and I'm here with my disciples 520 00:44:12,577 --> 00:44:15,165 to pay you a visit as we're passing by your kingdom. 521 00:44:15,249 --> 00:44:17,587 Give me a hug. 522 00:44:22,178 --> 00:44:23,806 Great! 523 00:44:25,518 --> 00:44:27,313 Why is this king goofier than Master? 524 00:44:27,397 --> 00:44:28,608 No way. 525 00:44:28,691 --> 00:44:31,154 Nobody can be goofier than Master. Master is the ultimate idiot. 526 00:44:36,288 --> 00:44:37,875 Give me a hug. 527 00:44:37,958 --> 00:44:39,879 His Majesty is extending to you a stately welcome. 528 00:44:39,962 --> 00:44:42,551 - You must reciprocate. - All right. 529 00:44:42,843 --> 00:44:45,764 It's too late. Are you putting on airs? 530 00:44:46,599 --> 00:44:48,520 Give me a hug. 531 00:44:50,524 --> 00:44:51,943 He's following his heart. 532 00:44:55,617 --> 00:44:57,161 I heard you're demon hunters. 533 00:44:57,245 --> 00:44:59,081 Yes. 534 00:44:59,165 --> 00:45:01,795 I don't believe you. Show me some of your tricks. 535 00:45:03,841 --> 00:45:07,765 Your Majesty, you must be mistaken. Demon hunting isn't a circus trick. 536 00:45:07,849 --> 00:45:11,313 Crap! You'll do whatever I ask you to do. 537 00:45:11,397 --> 00:45:13,526 You'll say whatever I ask you to say. 538 00:45:13,609 --> 00:45:16,782 If you don't obey me, you're not showing me respect. 539 00:45:16,866 --> 00:45:20,372 I'll decapitate you and use your head as a chamber pot. 540 00:45:20,455 --> 00:45:22,835 Great. This king understands his people well. 541 00:45:22,918 --> 00:45:23,962 He has my support. 542 00:45:24,046 --> 00:45:25,674 Men, execute him. 543 00:45:27,302 --> 00:45:29,389 It'll be fine. 544 00:45:30,725 --> 00:45:32,353 Your Eminence, are you sure? 545 00:45:32,436 --> 00:45:35,400 - This is just a joke. - I'm glad to hear that. 546 00:45:35,484 --> 00:45:37,196 It doesn't seem like a joke. 547 00:45:37,488 --> 00:45:39,074 It doesn't? 548 00:45:40,410 --> 00:45:44,250 I insist on a performance, Your Majesty. That's my dream. 549 00:45:44,334 --> 00:45:47,465 Wukong, show His Majesty some tricks. 550 00:45:48,383 --> 00:45:50,680 Instead of performing for me, you're getting a nobody to fool me? 551 00:45:50,763 --> 00:45:53,853 That's an even bigger insult. Execute him. 552 00:45:54,771 --> 00:45:58,444 Don't try to dissuade me. I insist on performing my tricks. 553 00:45:58,527 --> 00:46:00,949 I'll be right back after freshening up. 554 00:46:02,243 --> 00:46:04,164 Step on it then. 555 00:46:04,247 --> 00:46:06,836 Venerable, are you really going to perform? 556 00:46:06,919 --> 00:46:09,632 Do I have a choice? 557 00:46:17,689 --> 00:46:19,443 I'm stuck. 558 00:46:20,445 --> 00:46:22,030 - What should we do? - It's no big deal. 559 00:46:22,114 --> 00:46:23,241 Just show them your Buddha's Palm. 560 00:46:24,702 --> 00:46:27,291 The Buddha's Palm isn't a parlour trick. 561 00:46:27,374 --> 00:46:30,505 Why don't I transform into Master and perform something? 562 00:46:30,589 --> 00:46:33,176 You just want to have your way with all the palace maids. 563 00:46:33,260 --> 00:46:34,972 But Master will end up with many children. 564 00:46:39,105 --> 00:46:40,148 Come on. 565 00:46:40,232 --> 00:46:41,317 - Stick. - Stick. 566 00:46:42,445 --> 00:46:45,700 I have another solution. Use the Talisman of Obedience. 567 00:46:46,368 --> 00:46:48,497 Not again. That's been overused. 568 00:46:48,790 --> 00:46:52,756 Just make do with it, Boss. We've run out of new ideas. 569 00:46:52,839 --> 00:46:54,259 I'll just stick it on him 570 00:46:54,342 --> 00:46:56,054 - and he'll do whatever I do. - And he'll do whatever I do. 571 00:46:56,137 --> 00:46:58,224 Our movements will be identical. 572 00:47:43,143 --> 00:47:46,399 What an eyesore. Execute him. 573 00:47:47,025 --> 00:47:50,156 No, I'll be a goner if you perform striptease again. 574 00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:51,283 Don't you trust me? 575 00:47:51,868 --> 00:47:52,911 I don't. 576 00:47:54,373 --> 00:47:57,170 - I'm sincerely trying to help. - I'm sincerely trying to help. 577 00:47:58,087 --> 00:47:59,465 - But you don't even trust me. - But you don't even trust me. 578 00:48:01,594 --> 00:48:04,433 - I don't trust you. - If you realise something's wrong 579 00:48:04,517 --> 00:48:05,644 you can always stop me. 580 00:48:06,771 --> 00:48:09,651 - You're not lying to me? - Do I look like I'm lying? 581 00:48:10,945 --> 00:48:11,989 Have I ever lied to you? 582 00:48:12,072 --> 00:48:13,826 You've always lied to me. 583 00:48:13,909 --> 00:48:16,999 You're right. But it's too late now. Break a leg, rascal. 584 00:48:23,218 --> 00:48:26,433 Bon bon chicken. 585 00:48:31,819 --> 00:48:32,904 Bravo! 586 00:48:45,052 --> 00:48:46,847 Stop. 587 00:48:52,023 --> 00:48:53,485 What's he doing? 588 00:48:53,568 --> 00:48:55,781 Carry on with the performance. Are you disrespecting me again? 589 00:48:55,864 --> 00:48:56,908 Move. 590 00:49:04,255 --> 00:49:05,800 Move aside. 591 00:49:14,566 --> 00:49:16,027 What dance is that? 592 00:49:16,653 --> 00:49:20,077 Striptease is my forte. Master can't pull it off like I do. 593 00:49:22,456 --> 00:49:24,000 Where's he? 594 00:49:30,221 --> 00:49:32,853 - Stop. - Don't stop. 595 00:49:34,106 --> 00:49:35,609 Why did you stop? 596 00:49:35,692 --> 00:49:37,322 If you stop again, I'll decapitate you. 597 00:49:37,405 --> 00:49:39,034 Are you kidding? 598 00:49:40,246 --> 00:49:42,460 Venerable, we mean what we say. 599 00:49:42,544 --> 00:49:44,047 If you stop again, you will be decapitated. 600 00:49:44,674 --> 00:49:45,760 Move. 601 00:49:52,443 --> 00:49:54,114 This is wonderful. 602 00:49:54,198 --> 00:49:57,414 - Bravo! - Bravo! 603 00:49:57,498 --> 00:50:01,298 This is great! Venerable, do you have more tricks to show us? 604 00:50:05,559 --> 00:50:07,105 Go to hell. 605 00:50:07,189 --> 00:50:08,567 Go to hell. 606 00:50:10,613 --> 00:50:13,579 - Go to hell again. - Go to hell again. 607 00:50:19,804 --> 00:50:24,565 He hit me. 608 00:50:28,534 --> 00:50:33,421 Hurry. Flee now while His Majesty is still crying. 609 00:50:45,034 --> 00:50:47,539 Venerable, that's all I can help you with. 610 00:50:47,623 --> 00:50:51,549 After the mess you created, I'm afraid your reputation... 611 00:50:53,262 --> 00:50:57,022 Your reputation will be tarnished beyond repair. 612 00:50:57,105 --> 00:50:58,859 Men. 613 00:50:59,318 --> 00:51:01,783 Here are some money and food. 614 00:51:02,284 --> 00:51:03,371 Take them with you. 615 00:51:04,039 --> 00:51:07,423 Don't show up here again for the next eight to ten years. 616 00:51:07,506 --> 00:51:09,679 No, how can I leave after creating such a mess? 617 00:51:09,762 --> 00:51:11,725 Forget it. It hasn't been easy for us to know each other 618 00:51:12,142 --> 00:51:14,022 and now, it's even harder to part ways. 619 00:51:14,106 --> 00:51:18,910 After you leave today, I don't know when we'll meet again. 620 00:51:19,871 --> 00:51:22,294 Take care, Tri-Tri. 621 00:51:26,595 --> 00:51:28,809 Her Eminence seems to have taken a shine to you. 622 00:51:28,893 --> 00:51:30,773 Master, what do you think? 623 00:51:30,856 --> 00:51:32,862 I think you can consider. I'm so envious of you. 624 00:51:32,945 --> 00:51:34,825 You actually won a woman's heart while practising the Dharma. 625 00:51:34,909 --> 00:51:36,913 I'm impressed. 626 00:51:37,623 --> 00:51:40,881 Wretched monkey, don't you have any shame? 627 00:51:40,965 --> 00:51:42,887 I knew you'd resort to tricks. 628 00:51:42,970 --> 00:51:44,140 But I didn't expect something so malicious. 629 00:51:44,557 --> 00:51:48,525 Kneel down or I'll beat you until you do. 630 00:51:48,609 --> 00:51:49,695 Kneel. 631 00:51:50,113 --> 00:51:51,324 Beat me then. 632 00:51:51,408 --> 00:51:55,000 Now, you know how it feels to be humiliated in public, right? 633 00:51:55,084 --> 00:51:58,843 Now, you know how miserable it is to be forced to dance in public. 634 00:51:58,927 --> 00:52:00,346 Now, you know how awful it feels 635 00:52:00,430 --> 00:52:03,730 to kneel like a dog before you and get whipped by you. 636 00:52:03,814 --> 00:52:08,827 Yes, I tricked you so that you'd know how demeaning it felt. 637 00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:16,930 Fine. Since you've turned so hostile, I might as well kill you now. 638 00:52:17,013 --> 00:52:19,436 Go ahead. I've thought it over. 639 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,734 I'd rather die than be tortured by you. 640 00:52:21,818 --> 00:52:23,489 I just want to tell you this. 641 00:52:23,571 --> 00:52:28,417 Don't impose on others what you don't wish for yourself. 642 00:52:41,659 --> 00:52:44,455 I'm sorry. It's my fault. 643 00:52:47,337 --> 00:52:49,674 Get lost. Don't give me that. 644 00:52:52,346 --> 00:52:53,432 You're right. 645 00:52:53,516 --> 00:52:55,436 I shouldn't have imposed on you what I didn't wish for myself. 646 00:52:56,396 --> 00:52:58,358 I'm always punishing you by making you dance 647 00:52:58,442 --> 00:52:59,820 and humiliating you in public. 648 00:53:01,949 --> 00:53:05,622 Now, I know how awful it feels to be deprived of one's dignity. 649 00:53:06,416 --> 00:53:08,713 I was wrong to have called you wretched monkey. 650 00:53:08,795 --> 00:53:12,052 I'm always beating and scolding you. 651 00:53:12,511 --> 00:53:15,726 I've never considered your feelings at all. 652 00:53:18,565 --> 00:53:21,446 I'm the one with a problem. 653 00:53:21,904 --> 00:53:24,159 I've made all of you miserable. 654 00:53:24,786 --> 00:53:27,207 I've realised my mistake. 655 00:53:27,290 --> 00:53:29,503 I hope you can forgive me. 656 00:53:29,587 --> 00:53:32,091 Give me one more chance. Please forgive me. 657 00:53:34,346 --> 00:53:36,309 Master is finally speaking with conscience. 658 00:53:36,934 --> 00:53:38,229 You're so naive. 659 00:53:38,313 --> 00:53:41,610 Don't you know that Master is good at using such tricks? 660 00:53:41,694 --> 00:53:43,114 He's eating humble pie now so as to gain the upper hand later. 661 00:53:43,447 --> 00:53:45,827 By kneeling down and apologising at the right time 662 00:53:45,911 --> 00:53:47,915 he hopes to win us over. 663 00:53:49,209 --> 00:53:53,009 Master may seem silly, but he's a risk management expert. 664 00:53:55,221 --> 00:53:56,765 Master. 665 00:53:57,643 --> 00:54:00,022 Actually, I've gone overboard too. 666 00:54:01,191 --> 00:54:02,444 Please get up. 667 00:54:05,575 --> 00:54:07,203 Actually, I care about you a lot. 668 00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:09,500 But I tend not to express my feelings because I'm very reserved. 669 00:54:10,376 --> 00:54:14,008 Master, deep down inside, I know that you're kind to me. 670 00:54:14,092 --> 00:54:16,847 But please don't make me do that weird dance again. 671 00:54:17,139 --> 00:54:20,813 But seriously, Wukong, you're a talented dancer. 672 00:54:21,272 --> 00:54:23,569 Master, please don't bring up that subject again. 673 00:54:23,986 --> 00:54:27,326 Don't call me Master. We're sworn brothers for life. 674 00:54:27,910 --> 00:54:31,000 Just call me Brother from now on. 675 00:54:32,378 --> 00:54:33,923 Brother. 676 00:54:35,968 --> 00:54:37,012 Brother. 677 00:54:38,515 --> 00:54:40,936 You're dumbfounded, right? Did you see how well that worked? 678 00:54:41,019 --> 00:54:44,067 They're so chummy now. You've got to hand it to him. 679 00:54:45,737 --> 00:54:48,952 The palace is out of bounds. All trespassers shall be killed. 680 00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:51,290 I'm sorry, we'd like to see His Majesty. 681 00:54:51,374 --> 00:54:52,542 Venerable. 682 00:54:54,212 --> 00:54:55,340 Why did you come back? 683 00:54:55,424 --> 00:54:58,012 Your Eminence, I've been pondering over this and it just feels wrong. 684 00:54:58,095 --> 00:55:00,892 I have to restore my reputation. 685 00:55:02,062 --> 00:55:04,358 Venerable, you should flee while you can. 686 00:55:04,441 --> 00:55:06,863 If you return to the palace, this will end tragically for you. 687 00:55:06,947 --> 00:55:09,326 Your Eminence, my reputation is more important than my life. 688 00:55:09,409 --> 00:55:11,163 If my reputation is tarnished, I can't make a living as a monk. 689 00:55:20,807 --> 00:55:22,310 How dare you come back. 690 00:55:23,354 --> 00:55:24,690 Your Majesty, please simmer down. 691 00:55:24,773 --> 00:55:27,069 Venerable Tripitaka has something to say. 692 00:55:27,153 --> 00:55:28,405 Your Majesty, please simmer down. 693 00:55:28,488 --> 00:55:30,409 What happened earlier wasn't my fault. 694 00:55:30,492 --> 00:55:32,831 My errant disciple was the one causing mischief. 695 00:55:32,914 --> 00:55:35,377 I've brought him here to apologise to you. 696 00:55:35,461 --> 00:55:39,093 We'll also present an exciting demon-vanquishing performance. 697 00:55:39,177 --> 00:55:40,680 Wukong? 698 00:55:51,284 --> 00:55:52,995 Come on, hit me. 699 00:55:53,914 --> 00:55:55,041 Are you a pervert? 700 00:55:55,459 --> 00:55:59,633 Great. Appeasing His Majesty with a game is a brilliant move. 701 00:55:59,717 --> 00:56:02,973 Master Monkey, let me explain the rules of the game... 702 00:56:08,902 --> 00:56:13,160 Venerable, I guess we can only meet again in our next lives. 703 00:56:19,506 --> 00:56:20,550 Hit me. 704 00:56:23,138 --> 00:56:25,769 Can't you slap me harder? Are you malnourished? 705 00:56:25,852 --> 00:56:27,230 You should hit me like this. 706 00:56:56,288 --> 00:56:58,125 Move aside. 707 00:57:00,922 --> 00:57:02,550 Watch out! 708 00:57:34,614 --> 00:57:36,075 Red Boy. 709 00:57:36,158 --> 00:57:37,411 Monkey King. 710 00:57:37,494 --> 00:57:38,579 You've finally revealed your true colours. 711 00:57:39,457 --> 00:57:41,585 I knew from the start that there was something strange about you. 712 00:57:41,669 --> 00:57:44,592 Legend has it that you've got the Firecloud Spear 713 00:57:44,674 --> 00:57:47,222 and the Flaming Golden Wheels as your weapons. 714 00:57:47,305 --> 00:57:48,975 It's a pleasure to meet you. 715 00:57:49,059 --> 00:57:51,772 Are you the Great Sage that is as powerful as Heaven? 716 00:57:51,856 --> 00:57:56,239 Show me your tricks. Let me see how powerful you are. 717 00:58:22,875 --> 00:58:23,920 That was foul play. 718 00:58:25,715 --> 00:58:27,509 Well, watch this. 719 00:58:38,990 --> 00:58:40,660 Venerable, come over here. 720 00:59:34,351 --> 00:59:39,528 Have a taste of my Samadhi Fire. 721 01:00:32,966 --> 01:00:36,097 The palace is gone. 722 01:00:37,726 --> 01:00:39,772 It's gone. 723 01:00:41,066 --> 01:00:45,825 Stupid monkey, stop hiding. I miss you. 724 01:02:19,427 --> 01:02:21,055 I've got this. 725 01:02:33,288 --> 01:02:36,127 Help! 726 01:02:36,544 --> 01:02:41,095 Sir, is there an earthquake? Please save me. I've wet myself. 727 01:02:41,178 --> 01:02:42,222 Your Majesty. 728 01:02:44,142 --> 01:02:45,604 Stop. 729 01:02:47,733 --> 01:02:48,776 Let me handle this. 730 01:03:03,389 --> 01:03:05,476 What a cute little monster. 731 01:03:06,312 --> 01:03:08,315 I've subdued this demon. You can have it as a souvenir. 732 01:03:08,399 --> 01:03:13,241 All right, I shall chant sutras day and night until it repents. 733 01:03:13,325 --> 01:03:14,745 I'll do my best. 734 01:03:17,751 --> 01:03:19,338 Your Majesty. 735 01:03:21,008 --> 01:03:22,886 Your Majesty. 736 01:03:26,518 --> 01:03:31,235 Esteemed masters, thank you for returning the real King to us. 737 01:03:31,319 --> 01:03:33,991 We've prepared lavish gifts for you as a token of appreciation. 738 01:03:34,075 --> 01:03:36,204 - Thank you. - Please have a look. 739 01:03:49,021 --> 01:03:51,985 They're the 3,000 beauties in my harem. 740 01:03:52,069 --> 01:03:54,323 - Take them all. - They're all for me? 741 01:03:54,406 --> 01:03:56,995 These aren't enough? You can have the crown as well. 742 01:03:57,079 --> 01:03:59,333 - Calm down, Your Majesty. - All right. 743 01:03:59,416 --> 01:04:03,717 His Majesty is offering them as ladies-in-waiting for your journey. 744 01:04:03,801 --> 01:04:04,928 Yes, that's right. 745 01:04:05,011 --> 01:04:06,639 I appreciate Your Majesty's kindness, but... 746 01:04:06,723 --> 01:04:08,602 Did you think we were the type to accept such a gift? 747 01:04:08,685 --> 01:04:10,814 Lust is a sin which we abhor. 748 01:04:10,897 --> 01:04:13,486 I dare you to give all of them to me. I'll rein them all in. 749 01:04:13,570 --> 01:04:15,531 Come on, Junior Wujing is getting dehydrated. 750 01:04:15,615 --> 01:04:18,204 - Don't waste all that water. - Your saliva really stinks. 751 01:04:18,287 --> 01:04:20,333 Beggars can't be choosers, you know. 752 01:04:23,089 --> 01:04:24,466 Venerable, please don't stand on ceremony. 753 01:04:24,550 --> 01:04:26,429 - Just pick one or two. - Yes. 754 01:04:26,512 --> 01:04:29,393 Cut the crap. I'll rein them in now. 755 01:04:29,977 --> 01:04:32,064 Your Majesty, if you insist on showing your gratitude 756 01:04:32,148 --> 01:04:36,031 I'd suggest that you grant these ladies freedom. 757 01:04:36,114 --> 01:04:39,747 No problem. Anyone who wishes to leave can do so. 758 01:04:39,830 --> 01:04:42,794 There'll be no hard feelings. That's my promise to you. 759 01:04:43,337 --> 01:04:46,134 - Your Majesty, isn't that a bit... - I feel like crying. 760 01:04:46,218 --> 01:04:49,641 All the women in my harem are ugly gluttons. 761 01:04:49,725 --> 01:04:53,190 They have such a huge appetite. I'm so happy I can send them away. 762 01:04:53,274 --> 01:04:55,653 - You can leave. You're free. - Are you insane? 763 01:04:55,736 --> 01:04:57,532 It's great being a royal concubine. Why would we want to leave? 764 01:04:57,615 --> 01:04:59,911 Baldy, get lost. Who do you think you are? 765 01:04:59,994 --> 01:05:02,124 We'll hack you to pieces. 766 01:05:02,207 --> 01:05:05,923 Don't assume we're vain women. We're sacrificing our youth for love. 767 01:05:06,007 --> 01:05:08,053 Kick out the monk. Protect our love. 768 01:05:08,135 --> 01:05:14,690 Kick out the monk. Protect our love. 769 01:05:15,275 --> 01:05:17,864 Look, they all adore you. 770 01:05:18,907 --> 01:05:20,410 I'm going to crush your balls. 771 01:05:20,494 --> 01:05:22,456 - I'm sorry to have offended you. - You'll never have children. 772 01:05:22,540 --> 01:05:25,587 Stop it. You can all stay. 773 01:05:25,671 --> 01:05:28,760 Protect our love. Kick out the monk. 774 01:05:30,054 --> 01:05:32,142 Now, I feel like dying. 775 01:05:40,659 --> 01:05:42,245 - You. - Me? 776 01:05:42,329 --> 01:05:45,585 I mean the one in black behind you. 777 01:05:45,877 --> 01:05:47,672 I don't think I've seen you before. 778 01:05:48,048 --> 01:05:51,430 She's a new palace maid. She used to be a songstress. 779 01:05:54,143 --> 01:05:56,231 What's your name? 780 01:05:57,066 --> 01:05:59,070 My name is Xiaoshan. 781 01:05:59,153 --> 01:06:02,702 Since you were a songstress, perform a song now 782 01:06:02,786 --> 01:06:05,542 as a farewell gift for the masters. 783 01:06:06,209 --> 01:06:07,796 Yes, Your Majesty. 784 01:06:24,245 --> 01:06:26,082 As a monk, I shan't hold it against you. 785 01:06:48,835 --> 01:06:54,764 Yesterday, today and the past have slipped away 786 01:06:57,269 --> 01:07:04,366 After makeup is removed, the colours fade away 787 01:07:04,450 --> 01:07:12,716 Our love has stood the test of time 788 01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:20,231 I'm willing to wait for you to drift beyond the clouds 789 01:07:22,235 --> 01:07:27,912 A broken heart brings great sorrow 790 01:07:29,958 --> 01:07:38,057 In this world, destiny can't be changed 791 01:07:38,684 --> 01:07:41,690 Let it go 792 01:07:41,773 --> 01:07:46,616 Our love isn't meant to be 793 01:07:46,700 --> 01:07:55,008 Is this Heaven's arrangement 794 01:07:58,557 --> 01:08:03,149 Good. It's a wonderful performance from every angle. 795 01:08:13,629 --> 01:08:15,173 Venerable? 796 01:08:15,715 --> 01:08:16,760 What? 797 01:08:17,176 --> 01:08:20,725 His Majesty was wondering if Xiaoshan could join you. 798 01:08:20,809 --> 01:08:21,853 No way. 799 01:08:21,936 --> 01:08:24,149 My journey to find the sutras is tough spiritual practice. 800 01:08:24,441 --> 01:08:25,902 I don't think it's appropriate for her to join in. 801 01:08:27,071 --> 01:08:30,829 I've been performing Buddhist rituals and I'm very interested in Buddhism. 802 01:08:30,912 --> 01:08:33,459 We have to brave the elements with barely any food to eat. 803 01:08:33,542 --> 01:08:35,797 A young lady won't be able to endure such hardship. 804 01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:38,886 I'm not afraid. I come from a poor family. 805 01:08:38,970 --> 01:08:41,517 I've done plenty of household chores since I was a child. 806 01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:43,771 I'm accustomed to hardship. 807 01:08:43,854 --> 01:08:46,485 Good. That was so touching. 808 01:08:46,568 --> 01:08:51,036 Xiaoshan can sing, dance, clean and cook. 809 01:08:51,119 --> 01:08:55,252 She's indispensable both at home and during travels. 810 01:08:55,335 --> 01:08:58,550 - But... - Venerable, don't you want her? 811 01:08:59,553 --> 01:09:00,596 I don't. 812 01:09:02,057 --> 01:09:03,477 You won't regret this? 813 01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:04,603 I won't. 814 01:09:05,147 --> 01:09:07,902 Venerable, calm down and take a moment to consider. 815 01:09:07,985 --> 01:09:10,783 I'll ask you one last time. Are you sure you don't want her? 816 01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:13,789 - Yes. - What's wrong with you? 817 01:09:13,872 --> 01:09:15,793 Why must you reject such a nice young lady? 818 01:09:15,877 --> 01:09:17,171 This is simply illogical. 819 01:09:17,254 --> 01:09:20,469 Reverend Jiugong, make the arrangements for me. 820 01:09:20,552 --> 01:09:24,268 Give Xiaoshan a bath and send her to my bedchamber immediately. 821 01:09:24,351 --> 01:09:25,562 Do it as soon as possible. 822 01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:27,649 Your Majesty. 823 01:09:33,620 --> 01:09:36,584 We shall take our leave then. 824 01:09:41,636 --> 01:09:44,516 Men, see the guests out. And help them drag the fish out. 825 01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:46,228 Come here, lass. 826 01:10:27,643 --> 01:10:29,648 You'll only know the pain of all sentient beings 827 01:10:30,148 --> 01:10:32,319 after you've suffered pain. 828 01:10:36,870 --> 01:10:40,084 You'll only know how to let go after you've persisted. 829 01:10:41,087 --> 01:10:44,469 You'll only know how to move on after you've cared for others. 830 01:10:45,387 --> 01:10:46,890 This is a state of spirituality. 831 01:10:49,395 --> 01:10:53,152 But I'm just an ordinary man. 832 01:10:57,244 --> 01:11:00,041 Your Majesty. 833 01:11:00,124 --> 01:11:01,836 Venerable Tripitaka is back. 834 01:11:03,882 --> 01:11:08,516 Why did you come back, Venerable? Did you run into trouble? 835 01:11:08,599 --> 01:11:10,269 After pondering over this all night 836 01:11:10,353 --> 01:11:13,108 I don't think I should turn down Your Majesty's kind offer. 837 01:11:13,192 --> 01:11:16,156 Your Majesty, please allow Xiaoshan to join me on the pilgrimage. 838 01:11:17,742 --> 01:11:19,913 Is there a problem, Your Majesty? 839 01:11:21,124 --> 01:11:23,629 - Not exactly, but... - Pray tell. 840 01:11:23,713 --> 01:11:27,762 I've already had my way with Xiaoshan last night. 841 01:11:29,474 --> 01:11:31,896 Why don't you choose another girl? 842 01:11:32,897 --> 01:11:34,275 Well... 843 01:11:35,652 --> 01:11:39,285 Venerable, I'm afraid there's nothing more I can do. 844 01:11:41,665 --> 01:11:44,420 I don't mind that you've had your way with her. 845 01:11:45,631 --> 01:11:48,929 I feel all the more honoured that Xiaoshan has received your favour. 846 01:11:49,012 --> 01:11:50,266 You really don't mind? 847 01:11:50,808 --> 01:11:52,019 Definitely not. 848 01:11:52,102 --> 01:11:55,525 You don't mind, but I do. 849 01:11:58,907 --> 01:12:02,790 Actually, from what I know, she refused to submit last night. 850 01:12:02,874 --> 01:12:07,424 She said she'd rather die than be forced to become a concubine. 851 01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:12,141 - But you said... - Yes, I lied to you. 852 01:12:12,559 --> 01:12:14,020 So what if I did? 853 01:12:14,689 --> 01:12:18,905 Yesterday, I asked you eight times and you rejected me eight times. 854 01:12:18,989 --> 01:12:21,660 But now, you've changed your mind and come back. What's your point? 855 01:12:21,744 --> 01:12:24,291 Are you trying to drive me to my grave? 856 01:12:24,792 --> 01:12:27,923 Please don't get so worked up. Let's do a leg massage. 857 01:12:28,007 --> 01:12:33,308 All the women in the harem look like they've been struck by lightning. 858 01:12:33,392 --> 01:12:35,772 She's the only pretty one 859 01:12:35,856 --> 01:12:38,109 yet you can't even let me have a slice of the pie. 860 01:12:38,193 --> 01:12:40,531 - Yes. - You're a scumbag. 861 01:12:41,616 --> 01:12:43,871 Since Venerable has made up his mind 862 01:12:43,955 --> 01:12:45,750 and Xiaoshan doesn't want to be a royal concubine 863 01:12:45,834 --> 01:12:48,589 why don't we just give them our blessings? 864 01:12:48,923 --> 01:12:51,762 Men, bring Xiaoshan here. 865 01:12:51,845 --> 01:12:53,557 Thank you for granting my wish, Your Majesty. 866 01:12:53,641 --> 01:12:56,521 I object. 867 01:12:56,855 --> 01:13:00,279 My cutie pie. 868 01:13:36,392 --> 01:13:38,480 Master, have some water. 869 01:13:40,317 --> 01:13:42,654 - You can have it first. - You're so kind. 870 01:13:45,535 --> 01:13:47,121 Wukong, what are you doing? 871 01:13:47,205 --> 01:13:48,541 I'm peeing. 872 01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:50,586 How could you pee in front of Xiaoshan? 873 01:13:50,670 --> 01:13:52,256 Go over there. 874 01:13:54,177 --> 01:13:56,808 - Xiaoshan, you... - Master, join me. 875 01:13:56,890 --> 01:14:00,523 - I don't need to pee. - Yes, you do. Come on. 876 01:14:01,692 --> 01:14:03,904 Wait for me. I'll be right back. 877 01:14:05,324 --> 01:14:06,910 My dear junior. 878 01:14:06,994 --> 01:14:08,413 Who are you? 879 01:14:08,497 --> 01:14:10,001 I'm your senior, Wuneng. 880 01:14:10,083 --> 01:14:13,215 My actual looks are irresistible, right? 881 01:14:14,927 --> 01:14:19,477 Sometimes, when I look in the mirror, I'm stunned by how charming I look. 882 01:14:19,561 --> 01:14:22,400 Senior Wuneng, Senior Wukong is watching you. 883 01:14:22,483 --> 01:14:26,574 You're such a naughty girl. Why do you like to play tricks on me? 884 01:14:27,702 --> 01:14:30,039 But I won't fall for your trick. 885 01:14:40,978 --> 01:14:44,444 That was intense. Junior Xiaoshan, go get a whip. 886 01:14:44,526 --> 01:14:49,370 You can flog, correct, insult, torment and punish me. 887 01:14:51,457 --> 01:14:53,628 What are you laughing at? 888 01:14:55,006 --> 01:14:58,095 Senior Wujing, you're coughing. Have some water. 889 01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:02,187 Who blocked your nose with these? 890 01:15:17,133 --> 01:15:18,177 I feel great. 891 01:15:18,887 --> 01:15:21,350 So sneezing can make you turn back into a man. 892 01:15:21,433 --> 01:15:24,272 You should've said so earlier. I had such a hard time pulling you. 893 01:15:24,648 --> 01:15:29,115 Try to pee a little even if you don't feel the urge. 894 01:15:29,198 --> 01:15:31,495 You can take a close look at your reflection in the urine. 895 01:15:34,584 --> 01:15:36,379 Yes, I know I'm handsome. Does that annoy you? 896 01:15:36,463 --> 01:15:38,634 You've always been annoying. 897 01:15:38,717 --> 01:15:41,891 Look, you're totally bald. Why would a pretty girl like Xiaoshan 898 01:15:41,974 --> 01:15:44,980 give up the chance to be a queen to join you on this journey? 899 01:15:45,439 --> 01:15:47,109 What do you think? 900 01:15:47,192 --> 01:15:50,281 She's actually a demon. She wants to eat you. 901 01:15:51,993 --> 01:15:54,332 - Don't aim that at me. - I'm sorry. 902 01:15:55,250 --> 01:15:57,003 Why are you telling me this when we're already on our way? 903 01:15:57,087 --> 01:15:58,422 You should've told me earlier. 904 01:15:58,506 --> 01:16:00,761 Demons come in many forms. 905 01:16:00,844 --> 01:16:05,562 Some are easy to spot while others can disguise themselves well. 906 01:16:07,942 --> 01:16:09,945 That means you have no proof. 907 01:16:10,405 --> 01:16:12,367 We can find the proof. 908 01:16:12,451 --> 01:16:14,246 You can chant the six-syllable mantra or use the magic mirror. 909 01:16:14,330 --> 01:16:16,208 Have you been so bewitched by her that you've lost your senses? 910 01:16:16,292 --> 01:16:17,711 Do I even need to remind you? 911 01:16:17,795 --> 01:16:21,135 I thought you were a professional demon hunter. 912 01:16:44,222 --> 01:16:45,391 What are you looking for? 913 01:16:45,475 --> 01:16:46,643 I'm looking for a mirror. 914 01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:48,856 I've got one. 915 01:16:50,067 --> 01:16:51,611 Here you go. 916 01:16:52,238 --> 01:16:53,992 It's luminous. 917 01:16:55,327 --> 01:16:57,164 What a shiny mirror. 918 01:17:02,300 --> 01:17:03,343 Is it spoilt? 919 01:17:03,761 --> 01:17:04,846 It's fine. 920 01:17:09,104 --> 01:17:11,526 Wretched monkey, have you had enough? 921 01:17:12,528 --> 01:17:13,739 Ignore him. I'll help you comb your hair. 922 01:17:18,999 --> 01:17:20,043 Look. 923 01:17:23,801 --> 01:17:25,553 Wukong, what are you doing? 924 01:17:25,637 --> 01:17:28,685 A demon's blood will vaporise on the mirror. 925 01:17:30,563 --> 01:17:32,024 - This is impossible. - There's no reaction. 926 01:17:33,027 --> 01:17:34,154 Shut up, demon hunter. 927 01:17:34,237 --> 01:17:36,492 - That's enough. She's not a demon. - Where's your hometown? 928 01:17:36,576 --> 01:17:39,039 - Estuary Village. - Estuary Village? 929 01:17:39,122 --> 01:17:40,541 It's on the other side of the mountain. 930 01:17:40,625 --> 01:17:42,671 I've never seen a demon with a family. 931 01:17:42,754 --> 01:17:43,798 I dare you to take me there. 932 01:17:43,881 --> 01:17:45,760 Let's go then. 933 01:17:47,263 --> 01:17:50,227 Estuary Village 934 01:17:52,315 --> 01:17:53,901 Come on. 935 01:17:54,319 --> 01:17:56,991 Xiaoshan, it's been so long since you last came home. 936 01:17:57,074 --> 01:18:01,250 Mother, I'm on a pilgrimage with a monk from the Tang Dynasty. 937 01:18:01,333 --> 01:18:03,671 - Help yourselves. - Look at how nice this family is. 938 01:18:03,754 --> 01:18:05,174 - This bowl is for you. - Apologise to them now. 939 01:18:05,967 --> 01:18:09,224 Apologise? Dream on. 940 01:18:16,696 --> 01:18:18,199 Father. 941 01:18:22,166 --> 01:18:25,924 Demon, you've spared no expense to hire so many freelance actors. 942 01:18:26,007 --> 01:18:28,344 I'm not sure what this misunderstanding is about 943 01:18:28,428 --> 01:18:31,977 but please let my mother go and spare my family. 944 01:18:32,060 --> 01:18:33,898 Senior Wukong, don't be rash. Let her go. 945 01:18:35,651 --> 01:18:37,405 Master is merely looking out for our junior. 946 01:18:37,488 --> 01:18:39,200 It doesn't mean that he doesn't love you. 947 01:18:39,283 --> 01:18:41,078 There's no need to be jealous. 948 01:18:42,039 --> 01:18:45,713 I'm jealous? Just shut up. 949 01:18:46,631 --> 01:18:48,510 Mother, run. 950 01:18:52,184 --> 01:18:54,104 How many times do I have to tell you? 951 01:18:54,187 --> 01:18:57,443 This woman is really a demon. They've colluded to harm you. 952 01:18:57,527 --> 01:18:59,197 You've seen the elders and children in Xiaoshan's family 953 01:18:59,281 --> 01:19:01,034 yet you're still maligning her. 954 01:19:01,118 --> 01:19:04,374 You're the one doing harm now. You're the demon. 955 01:19:04,458 --> 01:19:06,754 So you'd rather believe her? 956 01:19:06,838 --> 01:19:08,048 Yes. 957 01:19:08,132 --> 01:19:10,261 Fine, I'll kill her then. 958 01:19:16,649 --> 01:19:18,986 You hit me to protect a demon? 959 01:19:19,362 --> 01:19:21,617 Are you going to kill all the women I like 960 01:19:21,701 --> 01:19:23,746 just like what you did to Miss Duan? 961 01:19:24,289 --> 01:19:26,335 He finally said it. 962 01:19:30,092 --> 01:19:32,221 So you haven't put that behind you. 963 01:19:32,304 --> 01:19:33,974 Of course I haven't. 964 01:19:34,058 --> 01:19:38,066 I'll never forget how you thrashed her to death. 965 01:19:38,150 --> 01:19:40,320 I thought you really regarded me as your brother. 966 01:19:40,404 --> 01:19:44,663 Brother? I'm stuck with a sick killer like you every day. 967 01:19:44,746 --> 01:19:47,877 I had to pretend that you were my brother to make my life easier. 968 01:19:47,961 --> 01:19:49,506 You won't be able to make it up to me even if you die 10 times. 969 01:19:49,589 --> 01:19:52,219 I hope you rot in Hell forever. 970 01:19:52,302 --> 01:19:58,189 Fine. Since you aren't my friend, you're my enemy. 971 01:19:58,523 --> 01:20:01,863 We've always been enemies. Leave. 972 01:20:01,946 --> 01:20:04,785 Run as far away as you can while I'm in a good mood. 973 01:20:05,621 --> 01:20:07,541 You're in a good mood? 974 01:20:08,125 --> 01:20:09,962 Listen up, all of you. 975 01:20:10,046 --> 01:20:12,760 I've killed and subdued all those demons during this journey 976 01:20:12,844 --> 01:20:14,305 in order to protect him. 977 01:20:14,763 --> 01:20:16,935 But all that he's given me 978 01:20:17,018 --> 01:20:21,401 are recurring migraines and whip scars all over my body. 979 01:20:21,485 --> 01:20:24,533 I've repaid in full what I owed him. 980 01:20:24,616 --> 01:20:27,665 As for what he owes me, there's no need to repay me. 981 01:20:27,747 --> 01:20:32,299 From now on, we'll no longer be master and disciple. 982 01:20:33,175 --> 01:20:34,761 - Wait, Senior Wukong. - Let him leave. 983 01:20:43,111 --> 01:20:44,156 Father. 984 01:21:08,954 --> 01:21:10,249 How are your family members? 985 01:21:10,332 --> 01:21:11,626 They're resting after applying the medicine. 986 01:21:11,710 --> 01:21:13,755 I hope they'll be fine. 987 01:21:14,214 --> 01:21:17,220 What's done can't be undone. Please don't blame yourself. 988 01:21:17,304 --> 01:21:19,391 Who's Miss Duan? 989 01:21:23,066 --> 01:21:24,986 Miss Duan was also a demon hunter. 990 01:21:25,278 --> 01:21:27,365 We had been through thick and thin together. 991 01:21:28,534 --> 01:21:30,122 Actually, I loved her deeply. 992 01:21:30,664 --> 01:21:34,338 But I didn't dare to admit it until one day 993 01:21:34,421 --> 01:21:39,390 I saw Wukong beat her to death. But it was too late. 994 01:21:40,057 --> 01:21:42,437 I've let her down. 995 01:21:42,521 --> 01:21:47,196 If you meet someone else you like, will you let her down again? 996 01:21:53,626 --> 01:21:57,008 Actually, I have a simple dream. 997 01:21:57,509 --> 01:21:59,555 I just want to find the right man. 998 01:22:00,347 --> 01:22:02,185 Then we'll get married 999 01:22:02,268 --> 01:22:03,729 - and have a little baby. - Have a little baby. 1000 01:22:04,731 --> 01:22:07,195 And then we'll live a simple life. 1001 01:22:10,535 --> 01:22:13,457 I've found that person. It's you. 1002 01:22:36,377 --> 01:22:37,755 Master, this is terrible. 1003 01:22:37,838 --> 01:22:39,717 Senior Wukong has gone mad. He's going on a killing rampage. 1004 01:22:39,801 --> 01:22:41,136 We weren't able to stop him. 1005 01:22:52,952 --> 01:22:55,832 Wuneng, Wujing, check for survivors. 1006 01:22:55,916 --> 01:22:58,003 Mother, Father. 1007 01:23:07,397 --> 01:23:10,320 Father, Mother! 1008 01:23:10,402 --> 01:23:12,699 How can you laugh when you've got so much blood on your hands? 1009 01:23:12,783 --> 01:23:14,453 Have you been possessed? 1010 01:23:14,954 --> 01:23:17,375 Everyone I killed was a demon. 1011 01:23:18,085 --> 01:23:22,552 But there's no need for me to explain since you won't believe what I say. 1012 01:23:22,635 --> 01:23:26,768 I'll kill the last one and it'll be over. 1013 01:23:27,687 --> 01:23:28,772 Don't force my hand. 1014 01:23:28,856 --> 01:23:31,027 Would you rather die to protect this demon? 1015 01:23:31,111 --> 01:23:34,701 Yes. I won't let you hurt the person I love again. 1016 01:23:34,785 --> 01:23:36,788 Are you possessed? Move aside. 1017 01:23:39,335 --> 01:23:41,673 That's enough, wretched monkey. 1018 01:23:41,756 --> 01:23:44,846 Fine. Since you have a death wish, I'll grant it for you. 1019 01:23:44,929 --> 01:23:47,685 My boy, why are you 1020 01:23:47,769 --> 01:23:52,278 My boy, why are you so naughty 1021 01:23:52,361 --> 01:23:55,033 I'll sing it for you. 1022 01:23:57,580 --> 01:23:59,459 Buddha's Palm? 1023 01:23:59,542 --> 01:24:00,586 Don't give me that. 1024 01:24:02,297 --> 01:24:06,514 Buddha's Palm? Drop the act. You don't even know the skill. 1025 01:24:09,728 --> 01:24:12,859 Why do you refuse to believe me, rascal? 1026 01:24:15,490 --> 01:24:16,742 No. 1027 01:24:16,826 --> 01:24:21,544 Please stop hitting your master. Please stop it. 1028 01:24:23,464 --> 01:24:27,013 How touching. I'll kill you first then. 1029 01:24:36,699 --> 01:24:38,787 Baldy, you're better off dead. 1030 01:24:40,373 --> 01:24:45,258 Stop it. I admit I'm a demon. 1031 01:24:45,800 --> 01:24:49,014 I'm a skeleton demon. 1032 01:24:49,098 --> 01:24:51,436 This whole village is an illusion that I conjured up. 1033 01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:53,941 Listen to that. Shall I get her to say it again? 1034 01:24:54,442 --> 01:24:58,158 Back then, my fiance and I were attacked by bandits. 1035 01:24:58,242 --> 01:25:01,414 My love abandoned me and fled for his life. 1036 01:25:01,498 --> 01:25:03,919 I was horribly abused. 1037 01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:08,470 After the bandits raped me, they left me to die in the wilderness 1038 01:25:08,554 --> 01:25:10,975 where I turned into a heap of bones. 1039 01:25:11,058 --> 01:25:14,148 My grievances are still lingering to this day. 1040 01:25:19,450 --> 01:25:22,665 In truth, I'm nothing but a pile of bones. 1041 01:25:23,917 --> 01:25:25,754 I'm sorry. 1042 01:26:09,967 --> 01:26:14,267 Good heavens, Master is dead. Our pilgrimage can be called off. 1043 01:26:15,603 --> 01:26:17,440 That's great news. 1044 01:26:41,905 --> 01:26:43,199 They've all been dealt with. 1045 01:26:43,283 --> 01:26:46,790 This is great, Reverend Jiugong. 1046 01:26:47,791 --> 01:26:51,925 This dumb monkey is no match for us. He's even eaten his own master. 1047 01:26:53,970 --> 01:26:56,392 Buddha must have flown into a rage in the West now. 1048 01:26:56,476 --> 01:26:57,561 Shut up. 1049 01:26:59,899 --> 01:27:02,362 I have a dream. 1050 01:27:02,445 --> 01:27:05,869 I want all the liars and monsters in the world 1051 01:27:05,952 --> 01:27:07,998 to show their true colours. 1052 01:27:08,708 --> 01:27:10,754 Xiaoshan, there's no need to hide. 1053 01:27:10,837 --> 01:27:12,591 Come on, show yourself. 1054 01:27:12,674 --> 01:27:15,095 Your strategy of sowing discord has worked well. 1055 01:27:15,179 --> 01:27:18,018 I know you've developed feelings for Venerable Tripitaka too. 1056 01:27:18,102 --> 01:27:20,189 You followed your heart. 1057 01:27:20,272 --> 01:27:24,448 That's the supreme wisdom which I've always advocated. 1058 01:27:26,452 --> 01:27:29,874 Is this beast the legendary Great Sage as powerful as Heaven? 1059 01:27:29,958 --> 01:27:31,544 He's so cute. 1060 01:27:32,254 --> 01:27:34,008 Would you like to have a banana? Here you go. 1061 01:27:41,773 --> 01:27:44,821 Great. It'll be fun to adopt him as a pet. 1062 01:27:45,322 --> 01:27:47,159 - Great. - Six Hands. 1063 01:27:47,744 --> 01:27:50,374 Great. 1064 01:27:52,629 --> 01:27:54,715 It's my turn now. 1065 01:28:08,201 --> 01:28:10,205 King of Demons? My foot. 1066 01:28:10,288 --> 01:28:15,089 Just a little cough from me has made your knees go weak. 1067 01:28:16,550 --> 01:28:17,803 Greet your master now. 1068 01:28:18,847 --> 01:28:22,062 You'd better obey me or you'll be punished. 1069 01:28:49,491 --> 01:28:51,578 You've finally revealed your fox's tail. 1070 01:28:51,913 --> 01:28:55,252 My tail? I've kept it well hidden. 1071 01:28:56,087 --> 01:29:00,262 Monk, you're the one who's been exposed. 1072 01:29:00,345 --> 01:29:02,684 You've been canoodling with that skeleton demon. 1073 01:29:02,767 --> 01:29:04,061 Have you fallen in love with her? 1074 01:29:04,562 --> 01:29:06,358 Xiaoshan is innately kind. 1075 01:29:06,441 --> 01:29:07,944 I want to bring out the best in her 1076 01:29:08,028 --> 01:29:09,614 so that she can reincarnate as a human being. 1077 01:29:09,698 --> 01:29:12,787 You might have your strategy, but we have our counter-strategy. 1078 01:29:12,871 --> 01:29:14,123 Legend has it that 1079 01:29:14,206 --> 01:29:16,627 the demonic aura of a skeleton demon can't be detected. 1080 01:29:16,711 --> 01:29:17,839 You thought you could make use of her 1081 01:29:17,922 --> 01:29:19,676 to drive a wedge between my disciple and me. 1082 01:29:19,967 --> 01:29:22,932 But you underestimated Wukong's clairvoyant vision. 1083 01:29:23,016 --> 01:29:25,019 We pretended not to know that the entire village 1084 01:29:25,103 --> 01:29:27,692 was just an illusion conjured up by the skeleton demon. 1085 01:29:27,775 --> 01:29:32,409 We played along to trick you into revealing yourself. 1086 01:29:32,493 --> 01:29:35,707 Jiugong, let me tell you something else. 1087 01:29:35,791 --> 01:29:37,670 I'm actually very smart. 1088 01:29:43,848 --> 01:29:45,393 You're smart? 1089 01:29:45,477 --> 01:29:48,106 So you think you have great wisdom? You're just deluding yourself. 1090 01:29:49,860 --> 01:29:53,534 Let's see what you can do to me. 1091 01:29:54,619 --> 01:29:55,747 Fight them. 1092 01:29:56,456 --> 01:29:58,210 All right. 1093 01:30:42,924 --> 01:30:46,556 Master, grab my tail. 1094 01:30:50,563 --> 01:30:54,363 Xiaoshan, watch out. Take cover. 1095 01:30:55,908 --> 01:30:59,039 I'm the Great Sage that is as powerful as Heaven. 1096 01:30:59,122 --> 01:31:01,461 Demon, you can't escape. 1097 01:31:07,472 --> 01:31:10,144 Wretched monkey, he's just a dumb monk. 1098 01:31:10,227 --> 01:31:12,315 Is it worth dying for him? 1099 01:31:13,025 --> 01:31:15,906 Master, she called you a dumb monk. She knows you well. 1100 01:31:15,989 --> 01:31:18,410 Don't listen to her. I'm very smart. 1101 01:31:19,329 --> 01:31:20,874 Take that. 1102 01:31:20,957 --> 01:31:24,548 So you're trying to block me? Are you even capable of that? 1103 01:31:29,349 --> 01:31:33,691 Monkey King, your nemesis is here. 1104 01:31:51,768 --> 01:31:53,062 Buddha? 1105 01:31:54,356 --> 01:31:56,444 She's even summoned Buddha. What a great honour. 1106 01:32:08,593 --> 01:32:11,181 This is impossible. He's an imposter. 1107 01:32:11,265 --> 01:32:14,187 Yes, he's had a nose and chin job. 1108 01:32:14,271 --> 01:32:18,070 Monkey King, you've experienced Buddha's prowess before. 1109 01:32:18,154 --> 01:32:20,283 You can check if he's real. 1110 01:32:22,997 --> 01:32:25,961 Fine, watch out for my Golden Cudgel. 1111 01:32:35,396 --> 01:32:38,610 No amount of water she conjures can match the boundless Eastern Sea. 1112 01:33:04,412 --> 01:33:07,167 Master, take shelter in my ear. 1113 01:33:51,254 --> 01:33:52,590 There are two Buddhas? 1114 01:34:27,326 --> 01:34:28,912 Wukong. 1115 01:35:51,284 --> 01:35:53,664 Nine-Headed Golden Eagle. 1116 01:35:53,747 --> 01:35:57,588 You've been practising the Dharma under my guidance 1117 01:35:57,880 --> 01:36:00,802 but you're still not enlightened. 1118 01:36:01,429 --> 01:36:03,558 That's why you trespassed on the mortal world 1119 01:36:03,642 --> 01:36:06,439 to spread falsehoods. 1120 01:36:06,940 --> 01:36:10,155 Lord Buddha, I live for you. 1121 01:36:10,238 --> 01:36:12,743 I've been by your side all these years. 1122 01:36:12,826 --> 01:36:15,165 But have you ever noticed me? 1123 01:36:15,248 --> 01:36:17,043 Say no more. 1124 01:36:17,126 --> 01:36:19,172 - Nine-Headed Golden Eagle. - Let go of me. 1125 01:36:19,256 --> 01:36:21,761 Show your true self. 1126 01:37:01,005 --> 01:37:02,467 Hang in there, Xiaoshan. 1127 01:37:03,259 --> 01:37:05,556 I'll purge your demonic aura now. 1128 01:37:06,307 --> 01:37:08,186 There's too much demonic aura in me. 1129 01:37:08,269 --> 01:37:12,528 Even if you save me, I might still end up doing harm. 1130 01:37:12,612 --> 01:37:15,910 You subdue demons while I'm a demon. 1131 01:37:16,536 --> 01:37:18,582 Set my soul free. 1132 01:37:20,795 --> 01:37:22,130 She's right. 1133 01:37:22,548 --> 01:37:26,054 Her resentment is too strong. Her spirit has to be destroyed. 1134 01:37:28,936 --> 01:37:30,146 Xiaoshan. 1135 01:37:30,230 --> 01:37:33,946 The greatest obstacle in the world is love. 1136 01:37:36,910 --> 01:37:42,462 She means a lot to you and she's always here in your heart. 1137 01:37:42,545 --> 01:37:50,311 I'll be contented if I can remain in your heart as a fond memory too. 1138 01:37:55,696 --> 01:37:58,911 Don't look at me. Settle this yourself. 1139 01:37:58,995 --> 01:38:01,751 I don't want to be accused of killing your girl again. 1140 01:38:02,043 --> 01:38:03,713 Let's go. 1141 01:38:07,595 --> 01:38:11,896 Actually, I've really fallen for you. 1142 01:38:13,023 --> 01:38:15,694 Do you have any feelings for me? 1143 01:38:18,492 --> 01:38:23,794 I'm sorry. I'm afraid there's no room in my heart for another woman. 1144 01:38:25,297 --> 01:38:28,095 I think I'm really silly. 1145 01:38:28,678 --> 01:38:31,977 I already knew the answer, but I still asked you anyway. 1146 01:38:35,818 --> 01:38:37,488 Xiaoshan. 1147 01:38:39,534 --> 01:38:41,621 Let me send you on your way. 1148 01:38:43,165 --> 01:38:51,473 Buddhist prayers 1149 01:38:51,557 --> 01:38:59,698 Buddhist prayers 1150 01:39:37,439 --> 01:39:39,819 Don't take it so hard, Master. Let's have a chat. 1151 01:39:39,903 --> 01:39:42,616 Did you have feelings for Miss Xiaoshan? 1152 01:39:43,870 --> 01:39:48,796 Answer me. Did you have feelings for Xiaoshan? 1153 01:39:50,466 --> 01:39:53,263 Of course not. You're the only one I've ever fallen for. 1154 01:39:53,639 --> 01:39:55,016 Me? 1155 01:39:55,100 --> 01:39:58,440 Senior Wukong, your headband belonged to Miss Duan. 1156 01:39:58,524 --> 01:40:01,446 Her memory still haunts Master. So he mistakes you for her at times. 1157 01:40:01,529 --> 01:40:04,076 Look at his smile. He's infatuated again. 1158 01:40:04,159 --> 01:40:05,204 Are you serious? 1159 01:40:08,042 --> 01:40:09,796 Are you serious? 1160 01:40:11,006 --> 01:40:13,511 You don't even trust me? 1161 01:40:17,435 --> 01:40:20,441 So did you have feelings for her? You haven't answered me yet. 1162 01:40:21,319 --> 01:40:24,032 Of course not. What a meaningless question. 1163 01:40:24,115 --> 01:40:27,205 Do you think I'd say yes? Women always ask the same things. 1164 01:40:27,288 --> 01:40:29,543 So that means you did. Scumbag. 1165 01:40:29,627 --> 01:40:31,297 Scumbag. 1166 01:40:39,145 --> 01:40:43,278 No. I should get the headband back or the probing will never end. 1167 01:40:44,197 --> 01:40:45,784 What are you trying to do? 1168 01:40:45,867 --> 01:40:47,537 - Return the headband to me. - Are you crazy? 1169 01:40:47,621 --> 01:40:49,874 - You gave it to me, so it's mine. - You can't carry off the look. 1170 01:40:49,958 --> 01:40:51,586 - It makes you look ugly. - You should've said so earlier. 1171 01:40:51,670 --> 01:40:55,177 - I'd have returned it to you. - Don't go. Return it to me. 1172 01:40:55,260 --> 01:40:57,181 - Haven't I done so? - No, you haven't. 1173 01:40:57,265 --> 01:40:58,767 You just said you'd return it to me. 1174 01:40:58,851 --> 01:41:00,563 Yes, I said I'd return it to you. 1175 01:41:00,646 --> 01:41:03,527 But you've never returned it to me. 1176 01:41:03,610 --> 01:41:05,071 Is that so? No way. 1177 01:41:05,155 --> 01:41:08,478 It's true. Believe me for once. 1178 01:47:55,858 --> 01:47:57,287 - Let's go. - Wait. 1179 01:47:57,371 --> 01:47:58,548 There'll be a post-credits scene. 1180 01:47:58,632 --> 01:48:00,734 There isn't. Don't bother waiting. 1181 01:48:00,818 --> 01:48:03,255 Please take all your belongings with you as you leave. Thank you. 1182 01:48:03,340 --> 01:48:04,979 The exit is on the right. 1183 01:48:05,063 --> 01:48:07,543 There's usually a post-credits scene in a blockbuster. 1184 01:48:07,628 --> 01:48:11,369 This isn't a blockbuster, so there's no post-credits scene. 1185 01:48:12,209 --> 01:48:13,512 Let me repeat. 1186 01:48:13,596 --> 01:48:17,253 This isn't a blockbuster, so there's no post-credits scene. 1187 01:48:17,632 --> 01:48:19,523 If this were a blockbuster 1188 01:48:19,817 --> 01:48:21,877 there would've been a post-credits scene. 91660