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- Excuse me, miss.

- Hm?
- Hi.

- Hi.

- Just curious, why are you
pouring water

into those bottles?

- Why are you asking?

- Guess I'm just curious.

- It's for my research.

- What kind of research?

- I'm researching how the
water's affecting the marine life

at the Santa Cruz Beach.

- Is there something
wrong with the sea water?

- Yes.

See the sea lions?

Some of them have cancer,

and I think it's the
water that's causing it.

- How is the sea water
giving the sea lions cancer?

- It's too acidic.

It's harming the marine life.

- How?

- Well, there's too much CO2 in
the water,

caused by global warming,
climate change.

- Damn global warming.

- Recently, the news has been
reporting

that there have been a lot of
collisions

between the whales and the cargo
ships.

It's not the whole story.

They're actually dying because
of cancer

because of the ocean
acidification.

That's why one of them washed up
on shore.

- That's tragic.

I'm Evan, by the way.

- Kim.

- So nice talking to you, Kim.

So I take it you're a biologist,
then?

- Marine biologist.

- Awesome, I'm actually a
scientist too.

I study aging.

I'm a gerontologist.

- That's interesting.
- Yeah.

Any chance you'd wanna go up to
the pier,

maybe grab a bite to eat?

We can talk more about

how the sea water's becoming too
acidic.

- I'm really busy with my
research.

- Oh, come on.

You're a scientist trying
to save marine life,

and I'm a scientist trying to
discover

how to extend the human life
expectancy.

We could have a lot to
learn from each other.

- Okay.

- Cool, let's do it.

- At present, the human race is facing

an existential crisis.

It is the greatest threat to
life on Earth, climate change.

What we do now, and in the next
10 years,

will significantly affect
the future of life on Earth.

The normal weather condition

we have experienced are
changing,

and changing rapidly.

For thousands of years,

the weather condition has
been predictable and stable

to support life on Earth.

Now, in a span of 100 years,

indeed in the space of one human
lifetime,

the extinction of life
on Earth is a reality.

The Holocene has faded.

The Garden of Eden is gone.

What we do now, and in the next
10 years,

will determine the survival
of human civilization.

It is the extinction of life on
Earth

if we don't take action now.

If we work together, we
can find the solutions

to fix global warming.

We can use carbon removal
technology

to remove and reduce CO2
emissions.

And we have to stop using fossil
fuels

to power our industrial
civilization.

We can have a world with
clean air and water,

renewable energy, and food
that can keep us healthy.

But to make that happen, we need
a plan.

The climate is changing fast,
and can lead to extinction.

- Hi.

- I'm really glad you came.

- Yeah, thank you for having me.

Wow, they're beautiful.

- Shall we go sit?

- Of course.

See this?
- Yes.

- It's a water acidity chart.

The higher the pH, the
more acid in the water.

And recently, the acidity
levels in the ocean

have been rising.

That's why the sea lions and
whales

are getting cancer and dying.

- Damn, we have to do something

about this damned global
warming.

- Yeah, but enough about my
work.

You said you study aging?

- Yeah, I study aging.

Did you know there's actually
nine mechanisms of aging?

- No.

- Actually 724 trillion
cells in the human body.

- That's a lot.

- Yeah, there's more
cells in the human body

than there are galaxies in the
universe.

- Wow.

- Yeah, as we age,
cells begin to wear out,

and there's wear and tear on
the DNA, and it's damaged.

And that's why we develop gray
hair,

wrinkly skin, and memory loss,

as well as age-related
diseases like Alzheimer's,

macular degeneration, cancer,
and stroke.

That's why I'm doing research

on the nine mechanisms of aging,

so that we can slow them down

using supplements and medicine,

so that way people can look
younger,

be younger, and live longer.

What really got me into the
study of aging

was when my grandmother
passed away from Alzheimer's,

an age-related disease.

It was really hard to watch,
because I was so young,

and I just had to watch it
happen,

and there was nothing
that I could do, at all.

And, that's when I vowed to
study aging

when I grew up, so that I
can develop these supplements

so that people, even when
they go to 70 and on,

will have a really great life

without these age-related
diseases.

- I'm so sorry to hear
about your grandmother.

So what's your advice to live
longer?

- Well, I would say eating less.

Your body is kinda like a car,

and the more you use your car,

the more there's wear and tear
on it,

like the tires and so on.

As well as having a nice,
healthy diet.

- So what's a healthy diet?

- I would say eating like 90%
vegetables,

as well as eating fruits,

and maybe white meats like
chicken.

- What's your other advice?

- Another thing would be staying
away

from those sugary foods,
and sugary drinks.

I would say having a
meaningful purpose in life,

and lots of exercise really
helps out.

- That's great advice.

- Yeah, and not that you need it
now,

but as you age, and get to
around 40,

you'll wanna take
Longevity and Rejuvenate,

two supplements started
by my biotech startup,

Immortal Therapeutics.

They really combat the
nine mechanisms of aging,

and help you stay younger for
long.

- Think I'm gonna do that.

- Definitely.

- So what do you like
to do outside of work?

- I love movies.

- Really, what's your favorite
film?

- Hm, Vertigo.

- That's a coincidence,
that's my favorite movie too.

- Really?

- Yeah, what's your favorite
scene?

- My favorite scene has to be

when Scottie stalks Judy
to the Empire Hotel,

and follows her up to her
room, and then they talk.

- I like the scene in San Juan
Bautista.

- Oh, really?

I was going down Highway 101
last week,

and I had to stop and get gas

at a gas station in San Juan
Bautista, next to the freeway.

And I was looking around,

and it looked just like
how when it was produced

in the film Vertigo, so
I had to take the tour.

- Does it still look like it
did when they filmed Vertigo?

- It looks almost exactly like
it did

when they filmed Vertigo in
1958,

except there's one thing that
was there

that isn't there now.

- Really, what is it?

- Well, you'll have to come with
me

to San Juan Bautista to find
out.

- Come on, I'm dying to know.

- No more fossil fuels!

- Protect our environment!

No genocides.

- Don't let the world die!

- People don't have to die!

- The world does not have to
end.

- Protect her future.
- No mass extinctions.

- No fossil fuels, no fossil
fuels!

- Extinction insurrection.

- Extinction insurrection!
- No more.

- Climate emergency!

- No more fossil fuels!

- No genocide!

- Extinction insurrection!

- People don't have to die.
- No genocide.

- Climate emergency!

- People don't have to die.

The world does not have to end.

- Extinction insurrection.

- No more fossil fuels!

- Protect our future!

- Woo, protect our future!

- Please protect my future.

- No more fossil fuels.

Extinction insurrection.
- Please protect our future.

- No more fossil fuels.

No genocide.

- Protect our future!

- Extinction insurrection.

- I want my daughter to grow up
in a world

where she can breathe the
air, and have clean water.

- The world doesn't have to end.

- Protect her future.
- Extinction insurrection.

No more fossil fuels.

- I refuse to let my daughter,

any of our children,

breathe the poisonous
gases from this wildfire.

- The world doesn't have to end.

No fossil fuels.

No fossil fuels.

- Protect our children, and let
them see a sky that is blue,

and not orange from the
wildfire.

This is climate change.
- No mass extinction.

- Protect our children.

Protect their future.
- Climate emergency.

The world doesn't have to end.

- Extinction insurrection!
- We can do this together!

- Extinction insurrection!

Extinction insurrection!

Extinction insurrection!
- Extinction insurrection!

- Extinction insurrection!

Extinction insurrection!

Extinction insurrection!

No one has to die!

- Please protect my future!

- Protect her future!
- Protect her future!

- Fuels!

- Extinction insurrection!

- Extinction insurrection!
- No more!

- Climate emergency!
- No more fossil fuels!

- No genocide!

- Extinction insurrection!

- People don't have to die.
- No genocide!

- Climate emergency!
- People don't have to die.

The world does not have to end.

- Extinction insurrection!

- No more fossil fuels!

- Protect our future!

- Woo, protect our future!

No more fossil fuels!

- That's wonderful.

Kinda reminds me of a Van Gogh
painting.

- Thanks, I love to paint.

Van Gogh is my inspiration.

I have to capture the beauty of
this place

before it's all gone.

- Why do you say that?

- Remember last year, when the
sky turned

from blue to orange, because
of all the wildfires?

I don't want to paint the orange
sky.

- What kind of bird is it?

- It's a sea eagle.

- I didn't know there were
sea eagles in this area.

- They're from Southeast
Asia, Vietnam, and Australia.

At least, that's what Dr. Jones
said.

- Who's Dr. Jones?

- He's a bird expert and
ornithologist.

He was here to study why the sea
eagles

have come to Santa Cruz,

and he pointed to a flock of sea
eagles,

and they looked magnificent,

so I decided to paint the sea
eagles.

He was a little worried, though,

about the sea eagles being in
Santa Cruz,

'cause in 2008, a flock of
golden eagles

had attacked a small
town of Half Moon Bay.

- No way, did he say why?

- No, he didn't.

He didn't say why.

- Shark, shark!

Shark!

- Are you okay?

- God, no, no, a shark
just bit off my hand, man.

It nearly bit it off!

- Are you injured, do we need to
call 911?

- No.

No, no need to call an
ambulance.

- Sharks though?

- Yes.

Well, okay, a few years ago,

it was very rare to find sharks

in the Santa Cruz ocean, right?

Okay, but now 'cause of global
warming, and climate change,

you know, the sea warmed
and now they're out there.

But now it's like every time I
surf,

it's like I'm playing
Russian roulette with sharks.

- That's awful!

- Yeah, it's like I'm
seriously considering

quitting surfing, it's just,

it's too dangerous, you know?

All right, guys.

Stay safe, okay?

- Nice house.

- Thanks, I sell houses.

I'm an agent.

- Really?

I'm actually looking to buy a
house.

- Okay, in that case,
let me give you my card.

- Thank you.

Million Dollar House Realty.

Are all the houses you sell
really valued

at at least a million dollars?

- Absolutely, the price of
houses

are going through the roof.

Even the price of a condo costs
more than a million dollars

in the San Francisco Bay Area.

- Wow, well I'm looking
for a three bedroom home,

surrounded by trees,
preferably in a forest.

- Okay.

Are you sure you really want a
house

that's surrounded by trees in
the forest?

- Yeah, what's wrong with trees?

- Trees absorb CO2, they're
good for the environment.

- Well, usually I just find
that dream house for my clients.

I'm not obligated beyond that,

and I mind my own business,

and I collect my big fat sales
commission.

But you look like a
nice guy, a nice couple,

so I'm gonna give you some
advice to help save your house.

Remember that small town called
Paradise

where a wildfire came
through and burned down

the whole city, and all the
houses, a few years ago?

- Yes.

- Well, that town was and is
surrounded by trees and forest.

Then the wildfire came, and
burned down all the houses.

The trees were so dry
they were ready to burn

like matchsticks or firewood.

And then they were all gone.

- Why were the trees so dry?

- Global warming, climate
change.

It's screwing up real estate
business.

It's screwing up the whole
planet.

- It's awful.

See with Rejuvenate,
you could look younger,

be younger, and live longer,

because Rejuvenate restores
cells,

and also repairs damaged cells.

Even more so, Rejuvenate really
slows down

those nine mechanisms of aging.

- Yes, absolutely.

I could sure use some
Rejuvenate.

After all, I'm not getting any
younger,

and I'd like to get
some for my mother, too,

because she suffers from
arthritis.

- Well, we could definitely do
that.

That would be great.

- So, Evan tell me, what kind of
money

are we talking about here?

- So, we are talking
about roughly $10 million.

- 10 mil well, that's a lot of moolah.

But like I said, I'm
not getting any younger,

and neither is my mother.

But anyway, the world
needs Rejuvenate now,

so you got it, man.

You're gonna get your 10 mil.

- Fantastic!

Yes, yes, yes!

Thank you, sir.

- Congratulations.

You're the man.
- Yes, sir.

- Yep, we're going to do
some great work together.

- Yes we are.

- So, you take care.

I'll talk to you soon.

- Talk to you soon, sir.
- Okay, bye-bye.

- Very nice car.

- Thank you, I just got it,

directly from the
Ferrari factory in Italy.

- Very nice.

- I really think you're
gonna like this house.

It's 5,000 square feet,
three bedrooms, three baths.

It's listed for $2.1 million.

- You know, I like it.

But there's two small trees out
front.

And weren't you just telling
me I shouldn't get a house

surrounded by trees, because
of wildfire and global warming?

- Yes, I know.

But come on, these two small
trees,

they're not gonna burn down this
house.

Come on, let's go inside.

Let's take a look.
- Okay.

- Okay, here we have the main
living room.

As you can see, plenty of
windows and natural lighting.

- This is a very unique
painting.

- Yes it is.

It's called "Orange Sky."

It was inspired by the
wildfires from last year,

which turned this color of
the sky from blue to orange.

The owner, seller of this
house is a climate scientist.

He was so shocked to see the
color of the sky turn orange

that he had this painting
commissioned.

- The orange sky looks like
hell.

- Agreed.

Over here, this painting
is called "Burning Tree."

Wildfires burned hundreds
of millions of trees,

releasing even more CO2
into the atmosphere.

- So tragic.

- Yeah.

This painting here is
called "Melting Ice,"

which depicts melting ice in
the Arctic, and Antarctica,

due to global warming.

The owner told me that the ice
in the Arctic and Antarctica

serve as the Earth's
natural air conditioners.

The ice helps to keep
the planet Earth cool,

and at a normal temperature.

He said that when the ice

is all gone and melted, we're
toast.

- Wow.

- Yeah.

This whale at the ripe old age
of 50,

died from natural causes.

It's too bad today's whales
won't live that long.

They're gonna die of cancer
due to ocean acidification.

- Hi.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- Awesome looking whale
skeleton.

- Yeah.

- I think I know who you are.

You are Mr. Green, founder of
Pay Me,

Odyssey Space Line, and
the Green Car Company.

You're like the richest man in
the world.

- Yes, it's me.

- You know, I love my Tesla
Model 3,

but my next car definitely
has to be the Green E,

because it's fast, it looks
great,

and it has twice the mileage
range as a Tesla Model 3,

and it's only $20,000.

- Hope you get a Green car.

- Definitely.

- Well, we'd better fix global
warming,

or else the human race will wind
up

like this whale skeleton.

- I completely agree,

but how are we gonna fix global
warming?

- It's a good question,
and I think I can fix it.

Even if there was zero CO2
emissions now,

in every country, the whole
planet?

It will not solve global
warming,

because, since the industrial
revolution over 100 years ago,

over 1,000 gigatons of
CO2 has been released

into the Earth's atmosphere.

This massive amount of CO2

will continue to raise
Earth's temperatures

with all the harms of global
warming.

We are at a point now, according
to a United Nations report,

it's code red for
humanity and civilization.

- It's so tragic.

- So that's why I started a
company

called Code Red Technology,
to fix global warming.

I'm funding it with a few
billion dollars

to build a space elevator
that goes from the ground

to the Earth's atmosphere, about
62 miles.

This space elevator is
a large tube and cable

that is built from graphene
carbon nanotechnology material.

That's very strong,
can withstand anything.

My Code Red space elevator will
be used

to transport cargo, and people,
to space.

Hey, I'm gonna disrupt the space
business

by making it cheap, and
affordable

to travel and access space for
everyone.

And, it will be used to pump the
CO2

out of the Earth's atmosphere.

Here's how it works.

My Code Red space elevator

removes the CO2 out of
the Earth's atmosphere,

and sends it into space.

Global warming is fixed.

- That's incredible.

- Hm, yes.

And Mr. Green?

If you're successful with
this Code Red space elevator,

you're not only gonna be a
trillionaire,

and win a Nobel Prize,

but you will have done a
great thing for humanity.

- Thank you.

Even if my space elevator
does not remove enough CO2

out of the Earth's atmosphere,

and the planet goes up in smoke,

my space elevator will transport
the human race into space,

where there will be colonies
in space near Earth's orbit,

the moon, Mars, and beyond.

- Hello, here's your wine.

- Did you know that this
was the vacation home

for the great director,
Mr. Alfred Hitchcock?

And it was here where he was
inspired

to make his films, "The
Birds" and "Vertigo?"

- Really?

- Yes, and in 1961 a flock of
seagulls

attacked a group of people in
Santa Cruz,

and it was reported in a local
newspaper,

"The Santa Cruz Sentinel."

Well, Mr. Hitchcock read that
article,

and it inspired him to produce
and direct "The Birds."

- Interesting, I didn't know
that.

- Yes, it was also here
where he was inspired

to film in locations like San
Francisco,

and San Juan Bautista,

where he filmed his
greatest movie, "Vertigo."

- It's actually not just
Hitchcock's greatest movie.

According to a 2012 survey

by the influential "Sight
and Sound" magazine,

the film industry, movie
critics, and academics

voted "Vertigo" the
greatest film of all time,

surpassing "Citizen Kane."

- Wow.

They look like they're
having a lot of fun.

- Yeah.

- They're standing, walking,
and flying with the trees,

before the trees are all gone.

- Last week, birds,
specifically the sea eagle,

was seen at the Santa
Cruz beach boardwalk.

Local residents and tourists
were concerned for their safety

as the sea eagle flew too
close to the boardwalk.

Scientists are researching
just how the sea eagle

came to Santa Cruz from
Southeast Asia,

Vietnam, and Australia.

Cal Fire has reported
20 wild fires this year.

They also predict to have 10
more by the end of the year.

They have also stated that
they are out of funding.

In other news, Dr. Richard
McLoughlin,

a climate scientist from San
Francisco,

has given a dire warning
about climate change.

He predicts the human race is
headed

toward abrupt mass extinction,

and the world and civilization
will end in just a few years,

because the industrial
civilization

has heated the planet Earth
to the point of extinction.

- Here's your beer.

- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

- Hey, mister.
- Yes.

- I remember this bus
used to be on that side.

- You're right, it was on that
side.

But of course, that was
before the big bird attack,

which came in, destroyed
the bus and my business.

It was a terrible day.

Sadly, many people died that
day.

- The birds attacked?

- Yeah, eagles.

Eagles, they came by and
just crashed into everything.

It was a terrible day.

I'm a little nervous though,

because lately I've seen
eagles hovering above the pub,

and all over the Half Moon Bay
area.

- James Stewart should
have never let Kim Novak

run to the tower and fall
to her death in "Vertigo."

- What tower?

- There's no tower.

- Well, now you know.

The tower was all a Hollywood
invention.

I'm not very good at this,

and it might sound cliche,

but ever since I met you, Kim,

it feels like my life has been
uplifted.

- That's wonderful.

I'm glad I can have a
positive effect on you.

- Yeah, I feel excited.

I feel energetic.

I even feel optimistic.

I feel like I can do anything,

like doing the impossible.

- Like what?

- Like just last week,

I successfully raised
$10 million in funding

for my biotech startup,
Immortal Therapeutics.

- Congratulations.
- Thanks.

- So, now that you have all that
money,

are you gonna buy me a Tesla
car?

- Sure.

And even more, it's been a while

since I've been in a
relationship.

And it just feels really
great to be in love again.

Hi.
- Oh, hi.

- Is that a rose?

- Kind of.

Looks like a red rose.

It's actually a galaxy far
away called the Lagoon Nebula.

- It's beautiful.

- Yes, beautiful just like you.

- Well, this rose galaxy
is a cosmic beauty.

- Did you capture that picture
on this tiny telescope?

- Yes, I did.

- It's amazing.

- This rose galaxy is actually

two million light years
away from the planet Earth.

- That far?

- Yes, and it's a good thing

that this rose galaxy's so far
away,

so we and this human warming
machine

can't get to it and screw it up.

- Yeah.

- Universe has two trillion
galaxies,

and each galaxy contains
billions of stars.

The sun is one of 200 billion
stars

here in the Milky Way galaxy.

There are stars, planets,
and galaxies out there

that I've categorized as cosmic
beauty.

- Thanks for the quick astronomy
lesson.

- Planet Earth is a cosmic
beauty.

To protect life here,
civilization, and humanity,

we must find a solution
to stop global warming.

- Yes, absolutely.

- Wine for the lovely couple.
- Thank you so much.

- Thank you for coming.
- Of course.

Kim, I'm in love with you.

- Just in love?

- I meant to say, I love you.

- By love, does that mean
you're gonna get me a Tesla?

- Yes, I can buy you anything
you'd like.

I can even take care of you,

'cause when I'm with you,

and we're together, I
can accomplish anything.

- You like this, my love?

- Absolutely.

- Hello.

- Hi.

- That's a nice looking tree.

- Yeah.

- Well, I remember these trees
were greener 10 years ago,

but now they look dry.

- Blame it on climate change.

- Yes.

- I'm Evan, by the way.

- Kim.

- I'm Rod, and this is
my girlfriend, Katie.

- Hi.

- The birds are back to attack
us!

12 years ago, they attacked me
and Natalie in Half Moon Bay!

- Who's Natalie?

- A lady I used to know.

She decided to go her own way,
and we departed as friends.

- Better be.

- Come on, let's go, let's get
in before they kill us all!

- Long ride.
- Yeah.

- What are we doing after this,
bro?

- Let's go to the nearest bar.

- Oh damn, where's the other ones at?

Look out!

- Kill 'em, kill 'em!

- Oh man, I ran out!

- Let's take their guns
and defend ourselves

against these crazy birds.

- Good idea.

- Guys, I think this is their
car.

We should take it and get more
aid.

- Let's do it.

- They're all dead, Rod.

- She's dead, too.

The birds are stressing me out!

I need a beer.

- Why are the birds attacking?

- Gone mad.

- Nothing new.

I always knew that the
birds were coming back

to attack us again,

because global warming has
driven them to extinction.

So maybe, they wanna exterminate
us

before they are extinct.

- Well, let's get the hell outta
here before they come back.

- Ah, oh my god!

- You guys okay?

- Yeah.

- Why are these birds attacking
us?

- I knew this was coming.

Last year, there was
the Santa Cruz lightning

complex wildfires that nearly
burned everything around here.

The fire came within 100 feet of
my house,

but I used my 100 gallon
water tank to extinguish it.

Wildfire everywhere,
worldwide year round now.

And this year, it's the sea
eagles attack.

And coming soon, you will
not even have air to breathe

because of the loss of oxygen

due to the depletion of
plankton in the oceans.

We're headed towards abrupt
extinction.

The human race will cease
to exist in a few years.

They said I was wrong,
on the fringe, a lunatic.

They even nicknamed me Dr.
Extinction.

Well now, the endless wildfire,

drought, floods, birds,
are now in their face.

- I thought the climate
scientists said we had 'til 2050.

- Don't believe in that fantasy.

I'm a climate scientist,
professor emeritus,

University of San Francisco.

Earth's temperature has
risen to two degrees Celsius,

and not the 1.2 Celsius now as
they claim.

It's not just the CO2, but
other factors like methane gas

have raised Earth's temperature

to actual two degrees Celsius,

where human extinction is
inevitable.

Even worse, Earth's temperature

is heading towards 3.5 Celsius,

where no human life can exist on
Earth.

- Is there anything we can do to
fix it?

- No.

Industrial civilization

has heated planet Earth
to cause human extinction.

- Are you sure there's nothing we can do?

- Yes, we have to accept
our fate, it is death.

At least we still have love,

and I see that you are lovely
couples.

So spend a lot of time
with each other, make love,

have a lot of sex, be nice to
everyone,

because at the end,
love is all we have left

before we go extinct.

- Gonna use the restroom.

- Forgive the birds.

- Here they come!

They're gone.

- They went out to the sea.

- The birds are giving us a
second chance.