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Mm. There are 5,000 channels
on this damn box
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and I can't ever find
what the hell I want.
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E-S-P-N.
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Just a regular goddamn remote.
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I told you what
you need to do.
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You need to cut
all of that off.
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You know, the cable,
the electric, the gas.
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All of it, just...
cut it off.
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Nigga, you know I'm not
doing that.
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Why not?
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'Cause I ain't no hipster
living with his sister's
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girlfriend's cousin picking
boysenberries or some shit.
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Nigga, I'm rich.
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Plus, you can't stream everything.
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What can't you stream?
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You know, man,
shit like the news.
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- Huh?
- The news, my nigga?
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- This nigga said "the news."
- Are you 80 years old?
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Yes, nigga.
Yeah, the news.
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Yeah, I watch that.
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I want to stay informed
and shit.
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That's why I watch CNN.
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Isn't CNN that place
where you take your kids
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to play in the fountains?
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Look, you want to know
if somebody died, TMZ.
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You want to know
if someone's canceled, Twitter.
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You want to know what's
going on in the Black community?
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Shade Room comments section.
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- Exactly.
- Or Lipstick Alley.
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- Right. Right.
- Yo, y'all heard about
that Crank Dat Killer?
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Crank Dat what?
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Wait, man, Wait.
I heard about this theory.
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Most of the Black murders
that have occurred
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in the past year and a half
have all been linked
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to a common denominator.
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All the victims made
"Crank Dat" dance videos
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back in the day.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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I-I didn't believe it either, but...
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this dude on Lipstick Alley,
man, he did his homework, man.
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He cited his work
and everything.
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Yeah, I mean, I believe him.
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Soulja Boy just better
watch his back,
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that's all I know.
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Yeah, it's a good thing none
of us made "Crank Dat" videos,
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'cause this guy seems pissed.
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And whoever did, man,
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they better watch their back.
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You know, I bet you he got tabs
on 'em and everything.
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Yeah. The FBI wants
to talk to anybody
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who's been to the Pool Palace,
you know,
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in the past ten years.
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No, I heard the killer got,
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like, white glasses like Fabo.
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He come in, he like...
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- He got a knife.
- Yeah, and with the...
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You all right, man?
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Hmm?
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♪ Ah...♪
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♪ Soulja Boy off in this ho♪
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♪ Watch me crank it,
watch me roll♪
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♪ Watch me crank dat
Soulja Boy♪
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♪ Then Superman that ho♪
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♪ Now watch me
crank that Soulja Boy...♪
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Look, man, it was 2007,
all right?
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I-I trapped in the parking lot
of GreenBriar
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the entire summer.
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It was hot, it was boring.
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I must've ate about a hundred
Pretzelmaker pretzels, man.
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Of course I fucked around and
made one of these videos, man.
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Look, if you sold drugs
in Atlanta,
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you made a "Crank Dat" video, okay?
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So me and my homie J-Berg,
we recorded this.
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And this has been on
the Internet the entire time?
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Man, J-Berg posted that shit.
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I would call his ass
and tell him to take it down,
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but then the nigga would have
my phone number.
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Plus the nigga's probably dead.
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Gotta be real with you, uh,
even I don't like this.
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But, you know, look,
it got 25 views,
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so you could be in the good.
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The killer may not have
even seen it.
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Nigga, I ain't worried about no
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goddamn "Crank Dat" killer, man.
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Hey, look, see if you can
get this scrubbed
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off the Internet, Earn,
all right?
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The last thing I need is
niggas hyped over this story
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finding my ass, all right?
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All right.
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♪ Then Superman that ho...♪
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- Mm.
- You know,
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when you look deeper into it,
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spiritually
it's a little deeper.
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You see, our roots...
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kind of deal with dancing.
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No, you don't gotta do that.
This is bad.
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It's real bad.
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♪ Slime♪
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♪ Okay, shit, I just
woke up in an animal♪
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♪ I just woke up
in a Lambo♪
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♪ Flawless baguettes
and an orange Richard♪
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♪ I just had bust down
a cantaloupe♪
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♪ Niggas want beef
and I'm tryna be vegan♪
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♪ But fuck it, bae,
bring a can of smoke.♪
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Whoo!
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'Aight, 15 minutes
to record a track.
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That gotta be a record.
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Man, why is it so hard to
get sneakers nowadays?
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Me and Darius are trying
to get these
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Nike Miracles, man.
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The shit sold out in,
like, 30 seconds.
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Yeah, man, resellers
got the game fucked up, man.
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Might as well be
shoe gentrification.
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Hey, why don't you
just call Nike
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and have 'em send you
a pair for me?
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I already did.
They told me to go to hell.
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It is what it is, man. Sorry.
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Hey, man, bounce that track
back from the top.
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- Hey, Paper Boi.
- Yo.
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There's a guy
in the next room over
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that wanted to pop in
and say what's up.
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Some guy named Doug?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, tell him it's cool, man.
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You can tell him it's cool.
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Who? Doug? What?
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Nigga, man. No, some--
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- He's a rapper:
Some Guy Named Doug.
- Oh.
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He always trying to get me on
a track with his ass and shit.
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Man, I mean, he a cool dude,
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but his music sound
like ass, nigga.
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- Yeah, his music does suck.
- Yeah.
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Great guy, though.
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Aw, there he go.
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- Ha ha! Paper Boi!
- Ah...
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What's going on,
Some Guy Named Doug?
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I knew I heard you in here.
What's good, man?
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Oh, man, you know,
laying it down, babe.
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Shit, you in here
cooking up?
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You know, you know,
on the regular, man.
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Yo, we should get
on a song together.
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Oh, man, man, I would love
to do that, man,
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but I'm on my way out, man,
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and the system just crashed,
my nigga.
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- Wow. Really?
- Yeah, man.
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Well, what you been working on?
Play me something.
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Oh, man, I can't 'cause
the speaker's busted, too, man.
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Oh, you can just email it to me.
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And the motherfuckin'
Wi-Fi down, too.
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- All this shit connected, nigga.
- What?!
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I've been trying to tell
these niggas to get a router.
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Damn, every time, man.
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Look, one of these days
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we gonna
get on a song together.
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- Hey, man, I'm down.
-'Aight?
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- Yeah.
- One day.
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- One day, nigga.
-'Aight, man, I'm-a call you.
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- Hey, you could text.
- Okay, I'm-a text you.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- I got some new beats, too.
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- Fire!
- All right. Yeah.
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- I'm-a send it to you.
- All right, you do that.
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You do that, you do that
you do that.
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That's cool.
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I gotta get a new phone, nigga,
like, immediately, 'cause...
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- Doug's a nice guy.
- He's-he's incredibly kind, man.
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- Hey, you back this up?
- No, we done.
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Oh, shit, it's smoking like
a motherfucker, man.
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Oh, man.
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We ain't gotta pay
for that, right? Like...?
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No, we ain't gotta pay
for that.
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All right,
I'll catch you later.
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- Hey, man, hit me
when you get home.
- All right.
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Shit, man.
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What the fuck was I thinking?
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Babe.
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Babe! We're here.
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My bad.
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You should, uh...
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you should go home,
get more sleep before work.
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No. Not with your little
brother and sister
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running around.
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Babe, we gotta move out
of your mom's place.
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Yeah, I know.
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I know.
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You know, I support
your rap career and everything,
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but maybe it's time
you thought about
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getting a real job,
like a career.
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Just in case the rap thing,
you know...
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Look, baby, remember
how I told you about
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how Big Sean got discovered?
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Yeah.
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You said he rapped for Kanye
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outside of a radio station
or something.
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Exactly.
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All I need is one opportunity.
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And I'm gonna be prepared
for when that moment comes.
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Just have faith.
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Please?
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Okay.
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I promise you that everything's
gonna be okay.
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All right, take care of Mommy,
Little Juanita.
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So who is this guy?
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Uh, he is but a man
with many shoes.
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The neighborhood knows him
as Shoe Man.
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So he's kind of like
Sock Man, except for shoes.
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Yeah, but Sock Man had
an actual store.
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This-this is a van.
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No, man, this guy's legit.
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Shoe know what it is. Yes, sir.
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Hey...
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Hop in, gentlemen.
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All right.
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Get that door for me, champ?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Appreciate you.
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So how can I help you boys?
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We want to get the...
the Nike Miracles.
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- Yeah, they're sold out...
- What size?
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11. Right?
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- 11 for you, too?
- Yeah, 11.
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I got 11, 10 and a half.
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- Last two.
- Ah.
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Really?
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Damn, that's surprising.
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They usually don't be having
any 11s.
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Whoa!
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- Yes.
- Really?
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- Yes.
- These legit?
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Yeah, they real. That's why
they call me the Shoe Man.
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- All right.
- Damn.
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Um, how much?
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Nothing, really.
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Just let me see you two kiss.
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- I'm sorry?
- What?
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Just let me see y'all two
kiss in the backseat.
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- All right. I mean, that's easy.
- Wait. No, no, no.
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Wait. Hold on.
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How much for the shoes, man?
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How much money do you want?
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I don't need money, man.
Everybody got money.
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Yeah, man, look, it ain't
that big of a deal.
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We just knock this out.
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
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- I don't want to kiss you.
- Be on with our day.
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Look, I know you're
not gay, bro.
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That's not the point. Okay?
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I don't want to kiss my friend
for shoes.
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So, what, you want to
kiss a stranger?
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- I don't understand what...
- I don't want to kiss
248
00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:23,927
anybody, Darius.
249
00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:28,018
Damn, y'all back?
250
00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:30,281
I'm gonna need an answer,
fellas, I got a line.
251
00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:34,851
Do you need to look
at 'em again?
252
00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:44,382
Nigga is stupid.
253
00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:47,385
Trash.
254
00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:20,941
- MAN [over phone]: Hello?
- Hello?
255
00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:23,770
Hey, hey. Hey, Soulja,
man, what's up, man?
256
00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:25,859
Paper Boi? What up, brah?
257
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,599
Oh, you know, man,
I'm coolin', coolin'.
258
00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:31,212
Hey, hey, I got a dumbass qu--
I got a dumbass question, man.
259
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,388
Yeah? What up?
260
00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:36,652
Um, you heard anything about
this "Crank Dat" killer stuff?
261
00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,959
Are you serious?
Of course I have.
262
00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:41,004
I got more "Crank Dat" content
on the Internet than anyone.
263
00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,658
Too much to count.
264
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,791
I basically invented YouTube.
265
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:45,966
Yeah, definitely.
266
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:48,011
You lucky, man.
267
00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:49,404
Lucky you ain't got
a bunch of
268
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:50,579
"Crank Dat" videos like me.
269
00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:53,060
Oh, you know what?
270
00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:57,020
This shit. Back in
the day, man, I did, actually.
271
00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:58,979
What?
272
00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:01,198
What are you saying, man?
You made a "Crank Dat" song?
273
00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:03,113
Yeah, man, but...
I ain't call it that.
274
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:04,680
I called it the
"Crank Dat Jimmy Neutron."
275
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,639
- You know what I'm saying?
- Nigga, what?! That was you?
276
00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:10,207
Yo, you gotta skip town
just like me then.
277
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:11,556
Wait, you serious?
278
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,123
If I was you,
I'd be on the way
279
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,690
to my safe farm right now.
280
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:17,127
Safe farm? What the hell
is a safe farm?
281
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,912
A farm that's safe.
282
00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,261
If you don't got a safe farm,
you good as dead.
283
00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:21,566
You know...
284
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,220
"Like a good nigga,
285
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:26,006
safe farm is there."
286
00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:27,921
Nigga, what the fuck is you
talking about?
287
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:32,447
I don't know, man.
I'm tired, I'm scared.
288
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:36,146
Yo, get all the Soulja-tendo
game systems. All of 'em. Look,
289
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,496
you are not safe, man.
290
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,020
I don't care who you are,
291
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:41,151
you got a "Crank Dat" video
out there,
292
00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:42,500
you better watch your back.
293
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:43,501
I gotta go.
294
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,112
But...
295
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,724
Where the hell are
my glasses at?
296
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,946
Safe farm.
297
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,124
So what's up, fellas? This
kiss ain't gonna French itself.
298
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,344
French ki-- Nah, you didn't
say that before. French?
299
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:45,128
I'm sorry, it's just an
expression I'm trying out.
300
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:48,523
Okay, we got a couple questions.
301
00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,003
Uh, right?
302
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,700
How long a kiss
are we talking here?
303
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,792
- Eight minutes?
- Eight minutes?
304
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,620
- No, man. Come on.
- No. Come on, man, that's...
305
00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:00,230
- That's a whole,
like, Animaniacs.
- That's fine. Then let's haggle.
306
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,231
Yeah, that's a make-out...
307
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,016
Well, let's haggle, then.
308
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:05,018
A peck on the lips.
309
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,237
What, you kissing your grandma?
Nigga, please.
310
00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:09,370
- Two minutes at least.
- Man, fuck this.
311
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,024
- Man, fuck these shoes.
- Okay, hold on.
312
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:12,460
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
All right, look.
313
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:15,985
Well, but-- Let me and him
discuss this one-on-one, please.
314
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:18,727
And we'll definitely come back
with an answer for you.
315
00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:21,469
It better be worth it.
316
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,079
I know it is.
317
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:29,825
Man, do what you want, man.
I'm not doing it.
318
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,131
What do you mean
you're not doing it, man?
319
00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:32,741
What I'm supposed to do,
just kiss myself?
320
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,264
I can't...
321
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:35,613
These things are worth
$10,000, man.
322
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,137
- I've seen it online.
- Then pay it.
323
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:40,140
Pay the $10,000 online.
324
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:42,142
I'm not gonna pay $10,000 for
something I can get for $200.
325
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,578
That just--
The principle of that--
326
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,580
Exactly.
It's the principle, okay?
327
00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:47,190
I get it, okay?
328
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:49,410
I like sneakers.
You like sneakers.
329
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,194
But like a lot of Black men,
330
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:54,197
we put an excessive amount
of value in them, okay.
331
00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:57,374
Is it really worth our dignity?
332
00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,637
There are only a thousand
in the, like,
333
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:00,682
- in the whole world.
- Man...
334
00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:05,730
You've seen me wear
$900 loafers
335
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,210
that would get me roasted at any
336
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,517
- Black high school in Atlanta.
- Yeah. True.
337
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,171
I've seen billionaires
walk into
338
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:13,434
very important meetings
wearing some dirty Vans.
339
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:15,740
I've seen you wear a paper towel
around your head
340
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,742
and make it look cool,
like Jadakiss.
341
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:19,831
That was a fun summer, huh?
342
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,442
I'll kiss you if you want
for these sneakers,
343
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:24,749
but I think we're above this.
344
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,708
I think you know I'm right.
345
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,016
Mm.
346
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,107
I think we should do it.
347
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:35,760
Hey, Shoe Man,
348
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,675
two orders of Nike Miracles, please.
349
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,677
Let's do this.
350
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,375
Y'all ready?
351
00:15:57,782 --> 00:16:00,220
Hey, how you doing today?
352
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:03,832
Uh, can I get one
soft pretzel?
353
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,007
Paper Boi?
354
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:08,358
I'm gonna give you
two extra pretzels.
355
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:11,274
Don't tell nobody though.
356
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,711
Mm, can I get you
on my Instagram Live?
357
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:15,235
Hell no.
358
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,106
Um...
359
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,499
- Hey, can I ask you something?
- Mm-hmm.
360
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:19,195
How you know it was me?
361
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,155
Only famous people
trying to blend in
362
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:24,374
come in dressed like that.
363
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:26,376
You're the only nigga in here
with a hat with no logo on it.
364
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:29,249
You know how hard it is to find
a hat without a logo on it?
365
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,815
See?
366
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:31,294
That's Chris Evans.
367
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,607
Hmm.
368
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:40,303
Free samples.
369
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,392
Free samples.
370
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:45,047
Free sample? Free sample?
371
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,744
Free sample.
372
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:48,485
Try our Bourbon Street chicken?
373
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,226
Nigga, everybody already knows
what that taste like.
374
00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:55,188
Free sample.
375
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:56,537
Hey, Roberto.
376
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:57,451
Hey, Chartreuse.
377
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:00,019
Free samples.
378
00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,109
Free samples.
379
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,023
You heard Paper Boi here?
380
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,114
Like, for real?
381
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:10,507
- Mm-hmm.
- Where?
382
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,118
My homegirl Tiffany said
his fat ass was getting
383
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:13,554
a pretzel at Pretzelmaker.
384
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:16,078
You...
385
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,775
Okay, this is it. This is it.
386
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,342
I-- Yo, I got to go spit
for him.
387
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:20,343
- Mm.
- Cover me.
388
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:24,391
Nigga, I work at Sbarro!
389
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:38,883
Oh!
390
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,885
Hmm.
391
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,595
Turn right.
392
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,693
Turn right.
393
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,919
You have reached
your destination.
394
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:36,767
Paper Boi!
395
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,552
Shit.
396
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:40,641
Oh, shit!
397
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,324
Mm.
398
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:44,008
I'm s-- I'm sorry. Sorry.
399
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:01,374
- Fuck.
-♪ Running it out♪
400
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:02,810
♪ Come in correct
or I come at your neck♪
401
00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,507
♪ Yeah, ooh, Paul Wall♪
402
00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:06,814
♪ All of my dawgs,
ball to the death♪
403
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,685
-♪ Ball to the death♪
-♪ Ooh, yeah, I want it all♪
404
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,034
♪ Money, the power
and the respect...♪
405
00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:11,601
- Can I help you?
- What?
406
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:13,037
Can I help you?
407
00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:15,083
Yeah. Uh...
408
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,693
Uh, can I see, um,
409
00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:19,392
one of these digital display
belt buckles, please?
410
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,394
Really?
I got to be honest with you,
411
00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:23,178
last person I sold one
of these to was a crackhead.
412
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,226
Maybe you'll start a trend.
413
00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:35,190
You want one of those gold
belt buckles down there, too?
414
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:39,194
Tell the truth.
415
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:40,978
You're a crackhead, right?
416
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:45,113
Oh, shit!
417
00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:51,250
Get out the way!
418
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,608
What the fuck?
419
00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:12,140
What the fuck is going on here?
420
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,361
Come here.
421
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,817
♪ Ayo, yo, my life's like a
movie, my eyes are like a Uzi♪
422
00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:38,949
-♪ Jacuzzis...♪
- Nigga, get the fuck
out the way!
423
00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:44,041
So you boys ready?
424
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:45,956
All right, uh, yeah.
425
00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:47,610
Ready to do this?
426
00:21:47,697 --> 00:21:49,830
- You said three seconds, right?
- Mm-hmm.
427
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,571
Okay.
428
00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:55,966
♪ Then I finally found you♪
429
00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:59,013
♪ All my life...♪
430
00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:01,058
Out of mind.
431
00:22:01,058 --> 00:22:03,278
Just be in the moment.
432
00:22:03,278 --> 00:22:06,281
♪ And I hope that you feel♪
433
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:10,198
♪ The same way, too♪
434
00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:13,288
♪ Yes I pray that you♪
435
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:16,813
♪ Do love me, too♪
436
00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:20,164
♪ I said you're all
that I'm thinking of...♪
437
00:22:29,826 --> 00:22:32,089
♪ Said I promise
to never fall in love...♪
438
00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:33,874
Two Nike Miracles, please...
439
00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:36,006
Oh, oh...
440
00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:39,183
What...?
441
00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:41,403
♪ For sending me your love,
I cherish every hug...♪
442
00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:43,536
Bro...
443
00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:46,321
- Uh...
- We're already implicated.
444
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,584
Yeah, fuck, then let me grab...
445
00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:57,419
Oh, shit! Shit, man!
446
00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:01,902
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
447
00:23:07,777 --> 00:23:10,563
Hey!
448
00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:12,695
Just shoot
that motherfucker, man!
449
00:23:12,782 --> 00:23:14,567
Paper Boi, get in!
450
00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:17,134
Get in!
451
00:23:17,178 --> 00:23:19,136
Come on.
452
00:23:19,136 --> 00:23:20,616
Go, go, go, man! Go!
453
00:23:23,924 --> 00:23:25,491
Go, nigga, go, go, go!
454
00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:28,145
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
455
00:23:28,145 --> 00:23:31,018
Oh, shit! Yes, yes, yes!
Oh, my God!
456
00:23:31,061 --> 00:23:34,369
Man! Some Guy Named Doug, bruh!
457
00:23:34,369 --> 00:23:36,153
Oh, you saved my life, man!
458
00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,938
You saved my motherfucking life,
nigga!
459
00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:39,940
Oh, God! Ah, that shit
was crazy back there, man!
460
00:23:40,027 --> 00:23:42,508
Brazy!
461
00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:44,118
But it's all good, man.
Don't even--
462
00:23:44,161 --> 00:23:45,946
- Don't even trip.
- Oh, my God, man!
463
00:23:46,033 --> 00:23:48,035
Oh, God.
464
00:23:50,603 --> 00:23:52,518
Look, man, I owe you one.
For real, man, I owe you one.
465
00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:55,825
Oh, God.
466
00:23:55,869 --> 00:23:57,479
What was you even doing
out here, my nigga?
467
00:23:57,523 --> 00:23:59,960
It was fate, I guess.
468
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,789
- Right place at the right time.
- Hell yeah, man.
469
00:24:02,832 --> 00:24:04,965
I'm actually, uh,
headed to the studio.
470
00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:07,402
Yo.
471
00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:09,926
Yo, yo! We got to get
a song together!
472
00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:12,407
Today, man!
It's fate, man, come on.
473
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,627
We got to do it.
Today's the day.
474
00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:16,063
And I just made
a new beat this morning.
475
00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:16,890
Want to hear it?
476
00:24:23,331 --> 00:24:25,855
Yeah.
477
00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:28,510
Bet you'll go crazy on it!
478
00:24:28,554 --> 00:24:30,773
You're gonna go crazy
in the studio, man!
479
00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:33,384
I can't wait to have a song
with Paper Boi!
480
00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:35,778
Man, this about to go amazing!
481
00:24:38,128 --> 00:24:39,782
Hey, man, yes!
482
00:24:39,782 --> 00:24:41,654
:
Paper Boi. Paper Boi.
483
00:24:41,654 --> 00:24:44,091
About to be
the song of the year.
484
00:24:44,134 --> 00:24:45,788
Let's get it.
485
00:24:53,274 --> 00:24:55,363
Hello?
486
00:24:57,147 --> 00:24:58,671
Hey.
487
00:25:00,281 --> 00:25:02,544
Ah.
488
00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:04,764
Okay, I see you out here, boy.
Nice, man.
489
00:25:04,807 --> 00:25:07,157
You actually, you know,
got a green thumb.
490
00:25:07,157 --> 00:25:08,811
Yeah, man, you think?
491
00:25:08,898 --> 00:25:10,378
I was thinking
about buying a farm, man.
492
00:25:10,465 --> 00:25:12,162
Oh, for real?
493
00:25:12,249 --> 00:25:14,251
You know, like they say.
494
00:25:14,338 --> 00:25:17,428
"Like a good nigga,
safe farm is there."
495
00:25:17,472 --> 00:25:19,692
That's a good idea actually.
496
00:25:19,692 --> 00:25:21,389
Oh, yeah, uh, you know what?
They found
497
00:25:21,389 --> 00:25:23,391
that, uh, "Crank Dat" killer.
498
00:25:23,478 --> 00:25:25,480
- Word?
- Yeah.
499
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,613
Here, right there.
500
00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:32,400
Man, he thick though. It's
weird for a serial killer...
501
00:25:32,487 --> 00:25:34,358
- Right?
- Yeah.
502
00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:35,708
That's crazy, brah.
503
00:25:35,751 --> 00:25:37,274
Yeah.
504
00:25:37,274 --> 00:25:38,624
What you end up doing today?
505
00:25:38,711 --> 00:25:40,495
Aw, man, you know, I don't know,
506
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:43,106
went to the mall.
507
00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:44,717
Ran into a nigga I had
beef with from high school.
508
00:25:44,804 --> 00:25:46,632
- Mm.
- Yeah, really? What happened?
509
00:25:48,285 --> 00:25:49,635
I think that nigga's
still mad, man.
510
00:25:52,768 --> 00:25:54,074
Yo, man.
511
00:25:54,161 --> 00:25:56,163
Those are nice sneakers.
512
00:25:56,206 --> 00:25:57,860
- It's about time you noticed.
- Sorry.
513
00:25:57,947 --> 00:25:59,819
Good looking though, yeah.
514
00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:01,951
I had to do
a little something for them.
515
00:26:01,995 --> 00:26:04,867
It was worth it.
516
00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:07,827
What's this nigga talking about?
517
00:26:07,870 --> 00:26:10,133
It's your
boy Paper Boi on the track.
518
00:26:10,177 --> 00:26:11,744
Hey, you ain't got
to say my name on the track.
519
00:26:11,744 --> 00:26:13,093
What the hell is that?
520
00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:15,748
Is that you
and Some Guy Named Doug?
521
00:26:15,835 --> 00:26:17,097
All right, tell me when, nigga.
522
00:26:17,097 --> 00:26:17,880
All right, all right,
yeah, yeah, yeah...
523
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,230
- Yep. Yep.
- Damn.
524
00:26:20,317 --> 00:26:23,843
Okay, yeah. It's trash.
525
00:26:23,886 --> 00:26:25,975
♪ With Paper Boi
and Some Guy Named Doug...♪
526
00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:29,152
Yep.
527
00:26:29,196 --> 00:26:30,980
♪ I be feeling kind of lonely♪
528
00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:33,853
♪ Sometimes I be crying
on my rollie♪
529
00:26:33,896 --> 00:26:38,379
♪ Sometimes all my fame,
it can make you mad... ♪
530
00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:40,773
How do I catch the rhythm on it?
There's not really a rhythm.
531
00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:42,078
You know what, man?
That's the thing.
532
00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:43,297
I don't, I don't really know.
533
00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:45,299
It's more sound than music.
534
00:26:45,342 --> 00:26:46,822
Yeah. Yeah, it is, right?
535
00:26:54,003 --> 00:26:57,006
♪ Play this for your grandmama
when you in the whip♪
536
00:26:57,093 --> 00:27:00,227
♪ Come on, Paper Boi,
get on the track♪
537
00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:02,011
♪ All right, chill,
yeah, man, hold up♪
538
00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:04,579
♪ Uh, yo--♪
539
00:27:04,579 --> 00:27:07,234
♪ Paper Boi's
in the studio right now♪
540
00:27:07,321 --> 00:27:08,975
♪ Man, you holding your
finger up, I don't know♪
541
00:27:09,018 --> 00:27:10,237
♪ What the fuck, all right,
yeah, uh-huh, yeah♪
542
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,761
♪ P-A-P-E-R♪
543
00:27:12,805 --> 00:27:14,458
♪ Boi, he right here right now♪
544
00:27:14,502 --> 00:27:16,809
♪ That's my dawg, y'all♪
545
00:27:16,852 --> 00:27:19,159
♪ Oh, oh, oh, snap♪
546
00:27:19,246 --> 00:27:21,596
♪ You crazy for this
with Some Guy Named Doug♪
547
00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:24,251
-♪ Yep♪
-♪ Okay, that was
kind of hard for real♪
548
00:27:24,251 --> 00:27:25,600
-♪ I ain't gonna even l-- hey♪
-♪ Uh-huh♪
549
00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:27,341
♪ Some Guy Named Doug♪
550
00:27:27,384 --> 00:27:30,126
♪ Sometimes I be feeling
kind of lonely♪
551
00:27:30,170 --> 00:27:33,477
♪ Sometimes I be crying
on my rollie♪
552
00:27:33,521 --> 00:27:36,480
♪ Sometimes all my fame,
it can make you mad♪
553
00:27:36,524 --> 00:27:39,701
♪ But all this money,
that'll make you glad♪
554
00:27:39,745 --> 00:27:41,703
♪ I'm an actor now♪
555
00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:44,271
♪ Hey!♪
556
00:27:44,358 --> 00:27:45,751
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