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♫ I'm willful and throw a tantrum to make you angry ♫

♫ Your expressions are neither cold, warm, nor surprised ♫

♫ Until I knock you down by my cuteness, I will then consider leaving this solar system ♫

♫ Just like the universe has its gravity, you're my fatal attraction ♫

♫ Half of the path to the universe, that's not enough to stop me ♫

♫ I have the sadness of being homeless ♫

♫ While you are the warmth like the sun ♫

♫ I've crossed tens of millions of light-years, to only just be loved by you ♫

♫ I love you like how a satellite pursues the planet ♫

♫ You are the charming danger of flying over the asteroid belt ♫

♫ I've wandered for tens of millions of light-years, to only be found by you and keep me here with you ♫

[My Girlfriend is an Alien 2]

[Episode 27]

[Sunny Apartment]

Here. Take it easy.

I'm thirsty.

Are you?

Here.

I see there are cookies.

"Cookies."

Have some cookies first. Fang Lie is preparing hotpot.

If I had known I would be so happy being injured,

I might as well let Jiang Shiyi hit me harder.

Don't be ridiculous.

Okay.

This time,

Jiang Shiyi has utilized a lot of energy.

When he wakes up, I don't know how to complete the mission.

Don't worry.

I kept a lot of the Hormone Element in the research department.

I'll send it to him tomorrow.

Didn't you say it was all destroyed?

If I didn't say that, how would I get you to return to my company so I could pursue you again?

You're so cunning.

Brother, the hotpot is ready.

I'm starving.

Where is it?

My... Here it is!

Stop. Xiaoqi, no more pig brains for you.

It's ominous.

Think about it.

What does it mean? It means to brainwash you.

Have some lobster instead.

It means letting you stay.

Let me cook that for you.

Look. It's so big.

Come on. Let's clink our glasses.

Cheers!

I am really happy and blessed now.

Our lives are finally back on track, and you two lovebirds are finally back together.

That filthy Jiang Shiyi.

I've long despised him.

You see, not only is he handsome, he's also too eager to please.

This kind of person is either a loser or has bad intentions.

I don't think he would have been so obsessed if it wasn't for the genetic match.

By the way, Xiaoqi, what is the percentage of your match?

We are 99% compatible.

It seems to be the highest score ever recorded on Cape Town Planet.

- Well...
- That's high.

Where's the pig brain?

Xiaoqi, I think you should eat some pig brains.

It's good for your brain.

Xiao Bu, you, too.

Have some pig brains.

Okay.

Pig brain.

Are you upset?

No.

Why should I be?

Your genetic matches are only data extrapolations. They aren't based on your feelings.

I don't think it makes any sense.

Exactly. I'm glad you're not upset.

You are the best.

Have some more.

President Fang, the research department is working on the mass production of hormones.

The results will be available soon.

During this period, Miss Chai will be following the experiment's progress

to ensure that the quality of the hormone is the same as that of the original source.

This is the upcoming work schedule.

Do you have any other instructions?

Are you sure you and Jiang Shiyi can't break the genetic match?

"Genetic match"? What is that?

Are you still bothered by it?

Your Cape Town Planet is so backward thinking.

You don't even have the freedom to marry.

"Cape Town"? Where is that?

Are you looking down on aliens?

Who are you to speak ill of my home planet?

"Aliens"? Who?

I just don't want my girlfriend to be 99% compatible with someone else.

Can anyone answer my questions?

Xiao Bu is a robot.

She is in a cross-species relationship with Fang Lie.

They can't even calculate their genetic match, but neither of them cares.

What's with the robot?

Then I'll have the tech department come up with a program

to check the compatibility value of couples of different species.

What's going on here?

I feel like my world outlook is collapsing.

Stop thinking about it and be more open-minded, will you?

Do I know way too much?

I'm not going to be extorted, am I?

No, my curiosity is not important.

The problem now is that my boss and the boss lady are arguing.

As a good assistant, I have to help them resolve the conflict.

President Fang, although I don't understand the meaning of "genetic matching in Cape Town,"

I do know that there is only one way to test the compatibility of two people on Earth.

Meet the parents.

Students, the topic I'm sharing with you today is the "The Code of Conduct for Meeting the Parents."

In fact, it is the same as meeting the supervisors.

You know that everything they say is out of politeness,

but you have to pretend that you are convinced

in order to get closer to them and win their favor.

Note that down.

One more thing, Xiaoqi.

Tomorrow, Zhou Siqin is likely to target you.

Be prepared.

Why?

You can imagine with your toes.

Fang Leng is her stepson, and Fang Lie is her biological son.

When it comes to her own daughter-in-law,

she will definitely treat her real daughter-in-law better than her step-daughter-in-law.

You have a point.

Oh, no. I've ripped her off before.

Gosh, I'm so nervous.

- This is making me panic.
- It's okay.

It's normal to be nervous when meeting the parents for the first time.

I still remember my first time.

I really envy Fang Leng and Fang Lie.

Going home is routine for them.

They don't have to get prepared as much as we do.

Exactly.

Do we have to memorize all of this?

Yes, we do.

- This is too hard.
- Why are you guys here?

Sister Chai.

Just in time. I'm giving them a lecture.

Why don't you join them?

"Having a class"?

Yes.

"The Code of Conduct for Meeting the Parents."

Xiaoqi,

this is my father's favorite tonic.

Give it to him when you meet him tomorrow.

That's a lot.

This is my mother's favorite purse recently.

Tomorrow, tell her that you queued up to buy it for her.

What's this?

There is a cake my father likes, but it was too late to order.

It's okay. We'll make it ourselves.

- Seriously?
- And this.

- Yes.
- All of these.

By the way, I've prepared a few outfits. Pick one for me to wear tomorrow.

Okay.

Where are you going?

I haven't finished the lesson yet. It's just getting started.

[Sunny Apartment]

♫ Crossing through the vast outer space ♫

♫ As expected, my thoughts of you come with love and affection ♫

♫ Planting a flower on your forehead ♫

♫ It is called the Flower of Eternity ♫

♫ Love is like ♫

♫ a stroll in this exclusive starry sky ♫

♫ We warm each other up and seal up all the worries ♫

♫ Even if the sun rises and moon sets ♫

♫ and the four seasons alternate ♫

♫ There's not a wish in my heart that won't come true ♫

Son, welcome home.

Mom, I'm back.

Hello, Uncle, Auntie.

- I miss you so much.
- I'm back.

Hello, Uncle.

I miss you, too.

Dad, give me a hug.

You're just coming home. Why do you bring so many gifts?

These are from Xiao Bu and Xiaoqi.

Here, Uncle.

We made this cake for you.

I hope you like it.

I've also bought a lot of ingredients. I'll cook a meal for you.

Xiaoqi, welcome.

Thank you, Auntie.

Auntie, this is for you.

Don't just stand here.

Come on in.

- Come on in.
- Here, my son.

Okay.

Dad, I'll cook for you later.

Okay.

This doesn't seem to be the same as what Sister Chai said.

Women on Earth are complicated.

Cheer up. Don't worry. I'm here. Let's go.

Cheer up.

All right.

Thanks.

Bring the ingredients.

Did you and your father fight again?

"Fight"?

What do you mean?

I don't see you two getting along really well.

That's how we typically behave.

Do you think this is normal?

You only speak a few words and treat each other with courtesy as if you are both strangers.

Isn't that how fathers and sons are?

There are some things that we just keep in our hearts.

What's your name?

Kubri.

How old are you?

Twenty.

What do you do for a living?

She's a cashier at a milk tea cafe.

I'm not asking you. Why are you interrupting?

Take it easy.

Hello, Auntie.

You can call me Xiao Bu.

You are not bad looking, and you have a decent body.

But your lack of elegance and style is very average.

I bet you're from a humble family.

You don't deserve of our Fang Lie.

Mom, what are you talking about?

The first step in conquering the in-laws is to read their minds.
[Miss Chai, Mini Lesson]

Find out exactly what they like.

Use it as a topic to draw them closer and gain their trust.

Auntie, this bangle is an antique, isn't it?

Of course.

My best friend sold it to me cheap for my birthday.

I'm told it's an antique from the Yongzheng period.
(T/N: 1678 –1735)

It's thick and looks natural.

Such a fine piece of jade.

However, the year is wrong.

It is not from the Yongzheng period, but from the Republican period.
(T/N: 1912 - 1949)

Are you serious?

If you don't believe me, you can have it appraised.

This...

I knew it. Zhang Cuihua could not be so generous.

She sold it to me cheaply, but she actually took advantage of me.

I'll give her a good lesson.

Do you know how to identify gemstones?

I know a little.

What do you think of these?

You must keep this necklace.

According to the current market, its price will double within three years.

Really?

The next time I see that Zhang Cuihua, I'll show her

what the real luxury goods are.

Mom, isn't this necklace a bit too old-fashioned?

What do you know? Don't speak nonsense.

The second trick to conquer in-laws is to cater to their tastes.
[Sister Chai, Mini Lesson]

You have to go with their tastes.

Don't show your personality or express your personal opinions.

It will only make you look bad.

This necklace is the baroque style of the European royal family.

If worn by an ordinary person, it does look awkward.

But on your neck, it'll showcase your elegance.

- Really?
- Yes.

I think so, too.

However, this necklace doesn't really match your make-up today.

Let me fix it for you.

Do you also know makeup?

I know a little.

So what style do you think is better?

[Style Analysis]

Got it.

Sprinkle a moderate amount of salt,

then stir and let it marinate for about ten minutes.

How much is a moderate amount?

Well, it is not written here.

Just do it according to your experience.

I usually cook western-style meals. I'm not really good at home cooking.

How can such a grown man not even know how to cook?

A teaspoon of salt.

"A teaspoon of salt."

Two teaspoons of soy sauce.

"Soy sauce."

Add some chicken powder.

The temperature is too high. You're going to burn the eggplant.

This is fine.

The temperature is too low.

You need to make sure to cook down the sauce.

Dad, here you go.

You are such a good cook.

I used to help your mother with the cooking.

I learned a lot from her.

This fish-fragrant eggplant was your mom's favorite dish.

She liked to crisp up the eggplant skin when she cooked it.

Dad.

I remember mom enjoyed this dish when I was a kid, too.

She made it almost every day.

When I first met your mother, she loved to eat fish.

However, after she got sick once, she became allergic to fish.

Your mother always had a craving for it.

She just couldn't hold it in.

So I learned to make this fish-fragrant eggplant.

This is also the first dish I made for her.

Okay.

I remember when I was young, mom loved to make egg custard, too.

When I was sick, mom would feed me a bowl of it.

"Egg custard"?

You know what, I made that for you, too.

You?

Your mother couldn't control the heat.

So the steamed egg custard

would be either overcooked or taste a little bitter.

You were sick, and you didn't have a good appetite.

I was worried you wouldn't be able to eat.

So I would make a new batch for you every time.

I actually learned to cook from your mother,

but I learned this fish-fragrant eggplant and egg custard all by myself.

Why didn't you tell me then?

It's not a big deal, as long as you like it.

Xiaoqi.

Come over.

Try it.

It's delicious.

A man who can cook is attractive.

You're such a bad cook.

I'm sure only Xiaoqi would willingly love you.

Dad.

Here.

Xiaoqi,

I'll leave him in your hands.

Rest assured.

This hairstyle is so pretty.

Xiao Bu.

I wish I had known you earlier.

Actually, hair and clothes are just accessories.

The key is that you look young and pretty.

So you look good in anything.

Xiao Bu.

You're such an honest lady.

Indeed.

Fang Lie.

Look at you.

Can't you see that Xiao Bu is tired?

Why don't you pour a cup of coffee?

I thought you didn't need me anymore.

Xiao Bu, come with me. Here.

Look.

What would look good with this ruby necklace?

The color is brighter.

Coffee.

- It's hot.
- I think...

My coat!

Oh, no. No.

Don't use your hands. Oh, gosh.

It's stained. It won't wash off for sure.

You're good for nothing.

Mom, I didn't mean to.

The third trick to conquering the in-laws is to be attentive.
[Sister Chai, Mini Lesson]

Elders like witty and smart young people.

If you can help her solve some small problems properly,

her impression of you will be doubled instantly.

Don't worry. I have a way.

Leave it to me.

Xiao Bu.

It cannot be cleaned with water.

Mom, just trust her.

Just give me a few minutes.

[Activating high frequency vibration]

Fang Lie.

Mom, why are you staring at me?

Fang Lie.

I don't think you're good enough for my dear Xiao Bu.

What?

Your "dear Xiao Bu"?

I am your biological son.

I think the eldest son of the Zhang Group is not bad.

I'll introduce her to him when she doesn't want you anymore.

Hold on.

I was worried that you wouldn't like Xiao Bu.

Now I'm wondering if your fondness for her is a little too much.

No.

Look at Xiao Bu.

She's not only pretty, but also smart and capable.

She is an expert in appraising jewelry, makeup, and fashion.

You, on the other hand...

What else do you have besides long legs?

I can draw. I even won a competition.

What's the big deal?

What?

Fang Lie, didn't you promise me you would never draw again and that you would study hard?

Mom, calm down. I can explain.

It's not what you think.

I didn't miss any classes when I was competing.

- Don't worry. Mom, don't hit me. I'm sorry.
- Fang Lie, you...

I will never lie to you again. I was just afraid you'd be angry.

I was wrong. I'll never draw again.

You are an incorrigible liar.

Do you think you can study seriously if you spend most of your time drawing?

Mom.

Don't call me that. I'm not your mom.

I don't have a son like you.

Nowadays, the children of many big bosses

want to inherit their family business so they can enjoy a good life and avoid hardships.

What about you?

You keep fooling around.

This is my dream.

"Dream"?

Dream. Dream.

Just dream of it while you sleep.

In reality, you have to be practical.

You can live your dream now, but you'll regret it when you can't sell your artwork or feed yourself.

I'm begging you.

Please study hard.

If you have time, go to the company to try things out.

It's better than drawing.

My contest piece is now valued at nearly ¥1,000,000 ($149,000).

I can survive with this amount of money.

A million is nothing.

Son.

Are you saying that someone is offering ¥1,000,000 for your painting?

But I rejected the offer. I drew that specifically for Xiao Bu.

Wait.

Can you really sell a piece of art for ¥1,000,000?

Fang Lie.

You can take it as your side job.

Look, when you get home from work, you can draw one every day.

It would be better if each one sold for a million.

Then you'll make a fortune.

Son.

When did you learn to draw?

Xiao Bu taught me.

If not for her, I wouldn't have participated and won first place.

What?

Did Xiao Bu also teach you to draw?

Auntie, I've cleaned it.

Already?

It's perfectly clean.

Xiao Bu, you must be tired.

Here.

- I'm fine.
- Sit down.

Xiao Bu.

It's really a shame that such a good girl like you likes my son.

Not at all.

Sit down.

Xiao Bu.

You see, Fang Lie seems to be a bit naughty and childish at times.

I hope you don't despise him.

Actually, he is very kind and responsible.

You can rest assured.

You know what?

Adult children living at home can be difficult for parents.

When the time is right, seize it.

Xiao Bu.

Look at Fang Lie.

He's not young anymore.

If he doesn't get married now, he won't be able to leave this house.

I think you two should settle down.

Auntie, are you approving of our relationship?

From now on, you must treat him well.

Rest assured. I will take good care of him.

I mean, you must teach him to draw well.

Each piece of art should be valued at ¥1,000,000.

If they're all sold, you two will be rich.

Mom, why do you always talk about money?

You know nothing.

You silly boy.

Xiao Bu, try this grape.

It's sweet.

Isn't it?

You eat some, too.

Here.

Mom.

Since you are in a good mood, I have a confession to make.

Actually, I didn't go to school earlier on.

I lied to you about Cape Town University.

I've been drawing at a studio all this time.

What?

- How dare you! You...
- Mom.

- Mom.
- I'll teach you a good lesson.

I'm sorry. Please stop.

Brother.

What's going on?

I'll check it out.

Make a vegetable dish for Xiaoqi.

Look in the fridge.

Okay.

Sure.

Fang Lie is really something.

I guess superpowers are more convenient.

Silly.

Didn't you say superpowers are great?

It's because I'm hungry.

I'll be quick.

Here you go.

What a feast.

- Let's eat.
- Okay.

Uncle made all of these.

Bravo.

You flatter me.

He is a great man indeed.

Dig in. Eat up.

Dad hasn't started eating yet.

Drop the courtesy. Eat up.

Xiaoqi.

Here's a big hairy crab for you.

Fang Lie.

I'll serve you a bowl of soup, Xiao Bu.

The eighty-third trick to conquering in-laws is to give priority to elders.
[Sister Chai, Mini Lesson]

This trick is mainly used in table manners.

Remember.

When you eat with the in-laws, always give the best food to his parents.

Prioritize them over yourself.

Uncle.

Have this hairy crab.

Thanks.

Auntie, after you.

Don't be shy.

The food is getting cold. Eat up.

Thank you.

Fang Lie served it to you. You can have it.

Go ahead, Xiao Bu.

Mom, I'll serve you, too.

Such a silly son.

- It looks yummy.
- Xiao Bu, don't be shy.

Here.

Auntie, eat up.

Uncle, here you go.

Try this.

Okay. Eat this.

Okay.

Here.

Cheers!

Xiaoqi.
[Chai Chai Milk Tea Cafe]

Fang Leng hasn't come to pick you up yet?

He should be here soon.

The office is nearby. I can go on my own, but he insists on picking me up.

You don't understand.

In a relationship, a really simple thing can often make it complicated.

He's actually doing this to show that he cares about you.

Silly.

Why couldn't you even hold a cake properly?

Seriously? I can't believe you're complaining.

I made this cake for you.

Gosh, it's ruined now.

There's no choice then.

You're so cheeky. Stop fooling around. I don't like it.

Okay, I'll stop.

Give me a hug.

Okay.

Enough.

Stop it.

Assistant Han.

President Fang, we have news from the research department.

The mass production of Hormone Element is a success!

This batch has the same smell as the one I made.

We can proceed with the production.

President Fang.

The last trial release of Hormonal fragrance was already sold out.

Marketing said we've doubled the number of orders this time around.

People are anticipating it. Let's restock it soon.

No problem.

I will proceed with the blending.

No, Xiaoqi. Do it another time.

You've just returned to the office. No rush.

It's okay. Why don't you help me?

Okay.

Let's start.

This must be it.

President Fang.

Our partner has arranged a meeting with us this morning.

They are already here now.

Let them wait a while.

No. Don't keep people waiting.

Go ahead. I can do this alone.

Go ahead.

All right.

Give me a hug.

Give her a kiss. Give her a kiss. Give her a kiss.

How can we have just one kiss?

Two kisses.

- Go ahead.
- Don't get too tired.

Go now.

What's wrong with me?

Master.

Now that Hormone Element has completely broken down, your powers seem to be stronger than ever.

I didn't expect it either.

This Hormone Element probably has some kind of special element in it.

Not only can it enhance my survival ability, I've even become more powerful.

However, the breakdown process was so difficult.

If I hadn't held out, I would have died.

What is this?

Fang Leng sent this Hormone Element while you were in a coma.

He probably wants me to leave sooner.

If we transmit the return signal now, how soon can the spaceship arrive?

Given the speed of the ship and the distance of the planet, it should take at least half a month.

Master, are you sure you want to leave this time?

How is Xiaoqi?

Xiaoqi has been with Fang Leng.

She also visited Zhou Siqin and Fang Shida.

She's been at the milk tea cafe today.

However, I detected a loss of control in her powers.

If my calculations are correct, this must be the seventy-sixth day that Xiaoqi has been on Earth.

Why did my superpowers suddenly become like this?

Xiao Bu.
[Xiao Bu]

There seems to be something wrong with my body.

Miss Chai.

Yes?

I've recently hit a bottleneck in my writing.

I don't know how to continue the novel.

A lot of readers want to see a more sadistic storyline.

So I want to give the heroine a sudden terminal illness.

Can't they just remain sweet together? Why all of a sudden?

The sea is calm before the storm.

They have been happy together for so long that people are already tired of the storyline.

I need to spice it up.

For example, a sudden incident.

Writing is not easy.

It focuses on rhythm.

Do you have too much free time?

President Fang.

Xiaoqi.

The perfume sample has been sent to the production plant.

It will be officially launched in a few days.

Really?

I'll take you to dinner after work, okay?

Tonight?

Sorry, Xiao Bu just told me she wants to see me.

I need to go back to her.

So I may not be able to eat with you.

I'll get going.

- But I...
- Maybe next time.

I'm heading out first.

What's wrong?

Are you okay?

My stomach hurts. I need to go to the toilet.

Xiaoqi!

Her stomach hurts?

[Analyzing data]

According to my diagnosis, your body is normal. There is nothing wrong with it.
[Body function is normal]

Nothing is wrong?

Then why can't I use my powers?

Coming.

What brings you here?

Xiaoqi.

Shiyi, why are you here?

How is your body recovering?

- I was so focused on saving...
- I'm fine.

I've recovered.

Here, Xiaoqi.

You should be worried about your physical condition.

What do you mean?

We Cape Townians must maintain our survival energy if we are to stay on Earth.

You've been on Earth too long, and your energy is almost depleted.

Last time, you defended Fang Leng from another attack.

So your energy is draining fast.

I don't care if my energy is draining or I can't use my powers, but why have I been dizzy today?

This is the warning signal your body is sending you.

Xiaoqi, come with me to the home planet.

No.

If I go back, I have to separate from Fang Leng.

Xiao Bu, can you help me check how long I can survive on Earth if I don't use my powers?

[Survival time exporting]

[Survival time around 28.6 days]

No more than a month at most.

Your body will get weaker, and eventually even walking will make you tired.

Don't tell Fang Leng about this.

Fang Leng, why are you here?

Is Xiaoqi here?

She's inside.

Xiaoqi.

Why are you so absorbed in thought?

- Here's the latest flavor of fried chicken.
- "Fried chicken"?

It's for your midnight snack.

Have you had enough fried chicken lately?

You're looking unenergetic all day long.

That's not it.

Don't you want to eat?

I'm on a diet. I'll eat it tomorrow.

I was just thinking.

It seems like since we've been dating,

you've always known what I like and done things for me,

but I never seem to do anything for you.

Do you have something in particular that you would like to do?

I love you.

So everything I do with you is what I like.

All right.

How about this?

Is there anything you'd like to do most?

You can make a wish list, and I'll fulfill it for you from tomorrow on.

Okay.

Go and think about it.

- I'll do it tomorrow.
- Go now.

Come on.

- Write more.
- Xiaoqi.

Go now.

Come on.

Let's hug.

Okay.

Go now, okay?

Okay.

Good night.

- Xiaoqi.
- Good night.

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♫ Whenever I approach you, ♫

♫ I wonder why I have these strange yet familiar feelings ♫

♫ Suddenly, it triggers my hidden memories ♫

♫ I recall the pictures of us to revive my beating heart ♫

♫ I'm so afraid I'll forget ♫

♫ You're the reason why I follow the determination in my palm ♫

♫ With you watching over me, I then can dare to persevere and go against all odds ♫

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫

♫ Our true love will forever be engraved in my heart ♫

♫ It's me who is not asking for more ♫

♫ I'm not afraid to go back in time and start our story one more time ♫

♫ I will never forget the tenderness deep in your eyes ♫

♫ I only need a split second to fall in love with you ♫

♫ But forgetting you takes forever ♫p