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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,143 --> 00:00:42,870 - So today makes the big two - O. 2 00:00:42,939 --> 00:00:44,768 Indeed, my friend. 3 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:46,056 Could you have imagined that you 4 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:49,152 would work at Carter's for over 20 years? 5 00:00:49,221 --> 00:00:50,671 Well you find something that 6 00:00:50,740 --> 00:00:53,536 works and you just stick with it. 7 00:00:53,605 --> 00:00:54,985 You and Christine have any plans on 8 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,229 celebrating the momentous occasion tonight? 9 00:00:57,298 --> 00:00:58,541 Eh, nothing special. 10 00:00:58,610 --> 00:01:00,163 Probably just order pizza, play 11 00:01:00,232 --> 00:01:02,131 some board games with the kids. 12 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,615 Just another day. 13 00:01:04,823 --> 00:01:06,169 I got a date tonight myself. 14 00:01:06,238 --> 00:01:07,170 Really? 15 00:01:07,239 --> 00:01:08,447 Yeah, you know that new 16 00:01:08,516 --> 00:01:09,528 hygienist from the dentist's office? 17 00:01:09,552 --> 00:01:10,725 Yeah? 18 00:01:10,794 --> 00:01:12,624 She totally digs me. 19 00:01:13,901 --> 00:01:15,420 I'm just trying to decide if I want 20 00:01:15,489 --> 00:01:18,733 to splash on Stetson or Old Spice. 21 00:01:18,802 --> 00:01:20,287 Vaughn! 22 00:01:20,356 --> 00:01:23,083 Mr. Carter wants to see you in the office before you go. 23 00:01:23,152 --> 00:01:25,119 Okay, I'll be there in a second. 24 00:01:25,188 --> 00:01:26,465 Nice! 25 00:01:26,534 --> 00:01:27,880 Mr. Carter! 26 00:01:27,949 --> 00:01:29,054 The boss man! 27 00:01:30,228 --> 00:01:32,575 He's probably gonna give you a bonus. 28 00:01:32,644 --> 00:01:34,818 We're gonna have to let you go. 29 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:37,166 Effective immediately. 30 00:01:37,235 --> 00:01:40,100 Brian's got your separation papers. 31 00:01:41,998 --> 00:01:44,104 I'm really sorry, Vaughn. 32 00:01:46,244 --> 00:01:48,108 I understand. 33 00:01:48,177 --> 00:01:50,179 If you wanna come in tomorrow, there's nobody 34 00:01:50,248 --> 00:01:53,630 here, and get your tools, that'd be okay. 35 00:03:57,167 --> 00:03:59,273 Surprise! 36 00:04:07,385 --> 00:04:10,836 Thanks a lot everybody for coming out. 37 00:04:10,905 --> 00:04:14,564 Helping me celebrate my 20th year at Carter's. 38 00:04:14,633 --> 00:04:18,119 Turns out though my 20th year was my last. 39 00:04:20,225 --> 00:04:21,468 They let me go. 40 00:04:23,573 --> 00:04:24,609 I'm sorry, you guys. 41 00:04:24,678 --> 00:04:27,267 Thanks for coming out. 42 00:04:27,336 --> 00:04:28,785 Sorry. 43 00:04:28,854 --> 00:04:31,478 Sorry, man. 44 00:04:38,519 --> 00:04:40,625 So you're just gonna take this? 45 00:04:40,694 --> 00:04:42,316 I know you got my back, Larry. 46 00:04:42,385 --> 00:04:45,871 You're just being a friend, but you still got your job. 47 00:04:45,940 --> 00:04:48,080 You need to focus on that. 48 00:04:55,433 --> 00:05:00,369 Well well, looks like I got me a brand new ball. 49 00:05:00,438 --> 00:05:03,061 Thanks for tracking our ball down for us, Gibby. 50 00:05:03,130 --> 00:05:04,925 Oh no you didn't! 51 00:05:04,994 --> 00:05:06,236 Dad! 52 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,479 What? 53 00:05:07,548 --> 00:05:09,170 He's trying to take my new ball. 54 00:05:16,764 --> 00:05:19,008 Is there a problem here, poindexter? 55 00:05:19,077 --> 00:05:21,182 No, there's no problem. 56 00:05:23,288 --> 00:05:25,566 Gibby, you can keep the ball. 57 00:05:25,635 --> 00:05:27,188 That's what I thought. 58 00:05:27,257 --> 00:05:29,398 Now listen, I know that you've 59 00:05:29,467 --> 00:05:32,642 been mowing this section of my yard. 60 00:05:32,711 --> 00:05:37,060 What you need to know is we're getting a pool. 61 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:40,098 I need this section of my yard back. 62 00:05:41,824 --> 00:05:43,066 Okay, Roland. 63 00:05:44,758 --> 00:05:46,242 Okay. 64 00:05:46,311 --> 00:05:48,278 Of course it's okay. 65 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,763 You're dismissed. 66 00:05:50,798 --> 00:05:51,798 Run along. 67 00:05:55,941 --> 00:05:57,287 What a pansy. 68 00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:00,014 Always has been, always will be. 69 00:06:07,436 --> 00:06:09,092 So I'm unemployed. 70 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:13,269 I've never not had a job. 71 00:06:14,995 --> 00:06:16,617 Honey, listen. 72 00:06:16,686 --> 00:06:18,550 Do not let this get you down. 73 00:06:18,619 --> 00:06:21,001 We aren't in any danger here. 74 00:06:22,312 --> 00:06:24,832 We've been married 14 years. 75 00:06:24,901 --> 00:06:27,835 We've never taken a vacation. 76 00:06:27,904 --> 00:06:29,872 I just lost my job. 77 00:06:29,941 --> 00:06:31,563 I'm not Chuck Norris, I can't just 78 00:06:31,632 --> 00:06:33,185 roundhouse kick the classifieds 79 00:06:33,254 --> 00:06:35,602 and have the job drop out of them. 80 00:06:35,671 --> 00:06:36,982 Vaughn, relax. 81 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,640 Relax, how can I relax? 82 00:06:39,709 --> 00:06:41,815 What if I were to stroke out? 83 00:06:41,884 --> 00:06:44,093 You don't even have a family history of strokes. 84 00:06:44,162 --> 00:06:46,267 Well those things come from somewhere don't they? 85 00:06:46,336 --> 00:06:48,684 They strike without a notice. 86 00:06:48,753 --> 00:06:51,272 And now we don't have health insurance. 87 00:06:51,341 --> 00:06:52,619 This could be just the thing 88 00:06:52,688 --> 00:06:54,034 you need to change everything. 89 00:06:54,103 --> 00:06:55,103 Change? 90 00:06:56,139 --> 00:06:59,073 There's just so much more out there. 91 00:06:59,971 --> 00:07:02,076 I love you, you know that. 92 00:07:03,492 --> 00:07:07,530 The thing is, you sell yourself short over and over again. 93 00:07:08,635 --> 00:07:09,394 You don't... 94 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:11,154 I don't... 95 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:12,293 I don't what? 96 00:07:13,916 --> 00:07:15,711 Time was, and I didn't give you any good 97 00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:17,954 reason for it, but I knew at least you 98 00:07:18,023 --> 00:07:21,958 believed in me, but I guess that's changed huh? 99 00:07:22,027 --> 00:07:23,650 I can't deal with this. 100 00:07:23,719 --> 00:07:24,927 I gotta go clear my head. 101 00:07:24,996 --> 00:07:26,963 Vaughn, wait! 102 00:07:27,032 --> 00:07:29,725 You know that's not what I meant. 103 00:07:31,968 --> 00:07:35,869 I'll talk to him. 104 00:07:38,630 --> 00:07:42,254 Then she says oh now we can go on vacation. 105 00:07:42,323 --> 00:07:44,636 I can't go on a vacation. 106 00:07:44,705 --> 00:07:47,501 I've gotta figure out where to apply for the food stamps, 107 00:07:47,570 --> 00:07:49,296 map out all the soup kitchens, and 108 00:07:49,365 --> 00:07:51,712 find some of those free health clinics. 109 00:07:51,781 --> 00:07:55,129 I gotta prepare for life on the outside of society. 110 00:07:55,198 --> 00:07:56,441 I'm sorry, dude. 111 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:58,063 Relax. 112 00:07:58,132 --> 00:08:00,652 You've had a lot laid on you today. 113 00:08:00,721 --> 00:08:01,721 Yeah. 114 00:08:02,551 --> 00:08:04,000 Didn't you say you had a date 115 00:08:04,069 --> 00:08:06,693 or something like that tonight? 116 00:08:06,762 --> 00:08:07,762 Oh yeah. 117 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:12,768 Well I figured on account of the events of the day that... 118 00:08:12,837 --> 00:08:14,010 Well the truth is she's gonna 119 00:08:14,079 --> 00:08:15,332 have to take a number, you know? 120 00:08:15,356 --> 00:08:16,668 Yeah. 121 00:08:16,737 --> 00:08:18,532 Larry can't be spreading himself so thin. 122 00:08:18,601 --> 00:08:19,601 'Cause... 123 00:08:21,811 --> 00:08:24,607 I got skydiving tomorrow and I'm going to 124 00:08:24,676 --> 00:08:27,886 the gym and I'm taking a new MMA class. 125 00:08:29,336 --> 00:08:30,751 MMA? 126 00:08:30,820 --> 00:08:34,272 I had no idea they offered that kind of stuff down at the Y. 127 00:08:34,341 --> 00:08:35,618 Oh yeah. 128 00:08:35,687 --> 00:08:38,138 I mean it's the real deal. 129 00:08:38,207 --> 00:08:39,691 Can't wait to get in that ring 130 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,590 and tap out some of those clowns. 131 00:08:41,659 --> 00:08:45,835 Like armbar and chokehold and whatever it takes. 132 00:08:45,904 --> 00:08:47,112 I don't know, dude. 133 00:08:47,181 --> 00:08:49,045 Sounds like a perfect recipe for a herniated 134 00:08:49,114 --> 00:08:53,740 disk or some sciatic nerve damage if you ask me. 135 00:08:53,809 --> 00:08:56,121 Well it's not for everyone. 136 00:08:56,190 --> 00:08:57,951 The ladies love it though. 137 00:08:58,020 --> 00:08:59,711 Being fierce and all. 138 00:09:05,165 --> 00:09:08,064 Can I interest you fellas in a couple of figurines? 139 00:09:08,133 --> 00:09:09,203 Why? 140 00:09:09,272 --> 00:09:10,895 What's so special about them? 141 00:09:10,964 --> 00:09:12,552 You purchase one of these, It'll lead 142 00:09:12,621 --> 00:09:15,140 to all your wildest dreams come true. 143 00:09:15,209 --> 00:09:17,522 I could use a little of that. 144 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:20,767 How much for two of those carvings? 145 00:09:20,836 --> 00:09:22,976 That'll take care of it. 146 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,981 Nice doing business with you. 147 00:09:30,293 --> 00:09:32,157 What would you want, Vaughn? 148 00:09:32,226 --> 00:09:33,607 What do you mean? 149 00:09:33,676 --> 00:09:36,127 I mean all your wildest dreams coming true. 150 00:09:36,196 --> 00:09:37,887 What would that look like to you? 151 00:09:37,956 --> 00:09:40,649 I guess pretty much how things were until today. 152 00:09:40,718 --> 00:09:44,722 Wife, kids, a job which I no longer have. 153 00:09:44,791 --> 00:09:46,620 How about you? 154 00:09:46,689 --> 00:09:47,689 Me? 155 00:09:48,657 --> 00:09:50,141 Well I'm living the dream, broseph, 156 00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:52,764 I mean my Rolodex is full of numbers of 157 00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:56,941 awesome babes, I'm an extreme sports athlete. 158 00:09:57,010 --> 00:09:59,806 I still got my good looks and charm. 159 00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:01,808 I got an apartment, I'm driving a 160 00:10:01,877 --> 00:10:04,638 Pinto which is a total chick magnet. 161 00:10:04,707 --> 00:10:05,812 Really? 162 00:10:05,881 --> 00:10:06,881 Oh yeah. 163 00:10:08,159 --> 00:10:10,540 Well man, you've always had it figured out for yourself. 164 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,577 I'm happy for you. 165 00:10:28,697 --> 00:10:30,146 Mind if I come in and grab another 166 00:10:30,215 --> 00:10:32,114 slice of that cake before I hit the road? 167 00:10:32,183 --> 00:10:33,183 Sure. 168 00:10:38,983 --> 00:10:39,983 What's on? 169 00:10:40,916 --> 00:10:42,158 Some western. 170 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:47,508 I was made for times like that. 171 00:10:48,371 --> 00:10:50,132 The open air, horses. 172 00:10:58,243 --> 00:10:59,831 You purchase one of these, 173 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:02,627 it'll lead to all your wildest dreams come true. 174 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,456 I could use a little of that. 175 00:11:04,525 --> 00:11:06,044 You purchase one of these, 176 00:11:06,113 --> 00:11:08,633 it'll lead to all your wildest dreams come true. 177 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,842 I could use a little of that. 178 00:11:10,911 --> 00:11:12,672 You purchase one of these, 179 00:11:12,741 --> 00:11:15,191 it'll lead to all your wildest dreams come true. 180 00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:19,402 I could use a little of that. 181 00:11:27,617 --> 00:11:30,724 Shiny. 182 00:11:30,793 --> 00:11:31,863 Get off me. 183 00:11:32,933 --> 00:11:34,521 Air conditioning. 184 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:36,834 Get off me, dude. 185 00:11:36,903 --> 00:11:38,076 Larry! 186 00:11:38,145 --> 00:11:39,629 I'm still tired! 187 00:11:49,432 --> 00:11:50,606 We're outside! 188 00:11:52,781 --> 00:11:55,266 We're in the desert! 189 00:11:56,474 --> 00:11:58,545 You're dressed like Charles Ingalls! 190 00:11:58,614 --> 00:12:00,305 This is a dream! 191 00:12:00,374 --> 00:12:01,168 No. 192 00:12:01,237 --> 00:12:02,100 We're just dreaming! 193 00:12:02,169 --> 00:12:02,963 No! 194 00:12:03,032 --> 00:12:03,930 No, check it. 195 00:12:03,999 --> 00:12:05,483 Just punch me in the face. 196 00:12:05,552 --> 00:12:07,830 I never get hurt in my dreams. 197 00:12:07,899 --> 00:12:08,658 No! 198 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,730 Just punch me, Vaughn! 199 00:12:20,429 --> 00:12:22,949 You punched me in the forehead! 200 00:12:24,019 --> 00:12:25,710 Well this isn't a dream. 201 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,332 No. 202 00:12:27,401 --> 00:12:29,058 No, we've been drugged. 203 00:12:29,127 --> 00:12:31,681 We've been kidnapped and we've been dumped in this desert. 204 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:35,340 I think someone slipped us some roofies. 205 00:12:35,409 --> 00:12:37,377 I've seen this on Dateline. 206 00:12:37,446 --> 00:12:38,758 Really? 207 00:12:38,827 --> 00:12:40,414 Somebody kidnaps two grown men, 208 00:12:40,483 --> 00:12:42,175 flies them across the country, 209 00:12:42,244 --> 00:12:44,556 dresses them like Butch Cassidy and the 210 00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:47,042 Sundance Kid, and leaves them in the desert to die? 211 00:12:47,111 --> 00:12:49,561 You have not seen this on Dateline. 212 00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:50,493 How. 213 00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:51,978 - Ah! - Oh my gosh! 214 00:12:52,047 --> 00:12:53,255 Who is that guy? 215 00:12:53,324 --> 00:12:54,635 You don't recognize me? 216 00:12:54,704 --> 00:12:56,568 I've never seen you before. 217 00:12:56,637 --> 00:12:58,674 You sure about that? 218 00:12:58,743 --> 00:13:01,125 It's the figurine guy! 219 00:13:01,194 --> 00:13:04,404 He pushed us all the way out here in his cart? 220 00:13:04,473 --> 00:13:07,372 And this is supposed to be our wildest dreams come true? 221 00:13:07,441 --> 00:13:08,926 What a ripoff! 222 00:13:08,995 --> 00:13:11,652 No no no no, this is no dream come true. 223 00:13:11,721 --> 00:13:13,723 This guy has drugged us! 224 00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:18,211 Okay, Indian cart pushing, trinket selling guy! 225 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,280 Oh it's on! 226 00:13:20,213 --> 00:13:22,491 It's on like Donkey Kong, yeah! 227 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,873 I was made for a time like this! 228 00:13:24,942 --> 00:13:27,496 Let's get this thing going, Tonto! 229 00:13:27,565 --> 00:13:30,671 Relax, Larry, before you hurt yourself. 230 00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:32,259 Yeah, I know your name. 231 00:13:32,328 --> 00:13:34,952 I know your name too, Vaughn. 232 00:13:35,021 --> 00:13:37,540 Larry Maizel, born to Marshall and Ester 233 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:41,061 on June 20th, 1973, in Fairdale, Kentucky. 234 00:13:42,752 --> 00:13:46,135 You like long walks on the beach, romantic comedies, 235 00:13:46,204 --> 00:13:48,862 puppies, nice clothes, candlelight dinner. 236 00:13:48,931 --> 00:13:50,484 Okay, that'll do! 237 00:13:52,003 --> 00:13:54,695 He cracked into my dating profile. 238 00:13:54,764 --> 00:13:56,180 Is nothing sacred? 239 00:13:57,491 --> 00:13:59,631 Don't you think you owe us an explanation? 240 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,841 You two have been watched, measured, 241 00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:03,739 and found wanting, but you've been 242 00:14:03,808 --> 00:14:06,500 born to such a time just as this. 243 00:14:07,570 --> 00:14:09,055 I'm sorry, you've got us, or 244 00:14:09,124 --> 00:14:11,264 at least me mixed up here. 245 00:14:12,472 --> 00:14:13,266 Mr... 246 00:14:13,335 --> 00:14:14,405 Keezheekoni. 247 00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:17,028 Okay, Mr. Keyzucchini. 248 00:14:17,097 --> 00:14:18,098 Keezheekoni. 249 00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:20,031 Cheyenne for burning fire. 250 00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:22,516 Okay, Mr. Keezheekoni, we are 251 00:14:22,585 --> 00:14:24,933 not the right person for your... 252 00:14:25,002 --> 00:14:26,486 Special chosen task. 253 00:14:26,555 --> 00:14:29,109 Yes, yes, your special chosen task. 254 00:14:29,178 --> 00:14:31,249 Listen, I'm a loser. 255 00:14:31,318 --> 00:14:33,493 I just got fired from my job. 256 00:14:33,562 --> 00:14:34,943 Please, just put me back on the 257 00:14:35,012 --> 00:14:38,187 couch where you found me, that'd be great. 258 00:14:38,256 --> 00:14:39,948 You're just the right person 259 00:14:40,017 --> 00:14:42,778 and you're gonna help him, Larry. 260 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:48,473 What have I done to you, Mr. Keyzucchini? 261 00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:50,924 You answer me that right now! 262 00:14:50,993 --> 00:14:53,720 You two will mount and ride these horses due 263 00:14:53,789 --> 00:14:56,033 west 'till you come to the town of Pumpkinville. 264 00:14:56,102 --> 00:14:59,933 No no no no no no, we just want to go home! 265 00:15:00,002 --> 00:15:02,108 People of Pumpkinville need you, 266 00:15:02,177 --> 00:15:05,559 you need them, and you need to heal the town. 267 00:15:05,628 --> 00:15:08,010 You have two weeks to complete the task. 268 00:15:08,079 --> 00:15:11,013 If you don't, you'll never return home. 269 00:15:11,082 --> 00:15:12,670 Heal the town? 270 00:15:12,739 --> 00:15:14,327 What does that even mean? 271 00:15:14,396 --> 00:15:16,329 "Heal the town." 272 00:15:16,398 --> 00:15:17,847 You'll figure it out, fellas. 273 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,090 Two weeks. 274 00:15:19,159 --> 00:15:21,437 Well where are we? 275 00:15:21,506 --> 00:15:23,819 You're in the Arizona territory. 276 00:15:23,888 --> 00:15:25,855 You mean to tell me that you have dragged 277 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:29,066 us out here across state lines to Arizona? 278 00:15:29,135 --> 00:15:32,000 No, Arizona's still decades away from being a state. 279 00:15:32,069 --> 00:15:36,038 It's 1875, the clothes you're wearing, modern attire. 280 00:15:36,107 --> 00:15:38,006 You better get riding. 281 00:15:38,075 --> 00:15:39,939 Stay on this road right here. 282 00:15:40,008 --> 00:15:43,425 Eventually you'll reach Pumpkinville. 283 00:15:43,494 --> 00:15:45,323 Wait, wait, wait wait wait, don't you 284 00:15:45,392 --> 00:15:48,602 think this is all just a little ridi... 285 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:51,881 Dear Lord. 286 00:15:53,331 --> 00:15:56,576 That man practices the dark arts. 287 00:16:01,201 --> 00:16:03,790 This has gotta be some kind of a joke. 288 00:16:03,859 --> 00:16:06,793 We're just supposed to get on those and ride due west? 289 00:16:06,862 --> 00:16:08,829 Which way is west? 290 00:16:08,898 --> 00:16:12,178 Not like these babies are outfitted with any kind of a GPS. 291 00:16:12,247 --> 00:16:16,561 Did you see that man appear and disappear out of thin air? 292 00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:17,630 I saw it. 293 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,600 Cool. 294 00:16:23,706 --> 00:16:25,846 You know, he said it was 1875. 295 00:16:25,915 --> 00:16:28,401 How's that even possible? 296 00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:31,093 Just gonna have to get on these things and ride. 297 00:16:31,162 --> 00:16:32,439 How do you get up there? 298 00:16:32,508 --> 00:16:33,828 I guess you just try to put a foot 299 00:16:33,854 --> 00:16:37,306 in here and throw a leg over or something. 300 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,980 Hey Vaughn, I'm up here. 301 00:16:57,154 --> 00:16:58,154 Yeah. 302 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,297 Hey, is this how you steer it? 303 00:17:02,366 --> 00:17:03,643 I don't think so, buddy. 304 00:17:03,712 --> 00:17:07,267 I think you might be up there the wrong way. 305 00:18:38,427 --> 00:18:41,706 Hey, you think that's our town up there? 306 00:18:41,775 --> 00:18:45,572 It's either that or it's another ghost town. 307 00:18:46,815 --> 00:18:48,068 How do you figure we're gonna settle 308 00:18:48,092 --> 00:18:50,301 in there when we get to Pumpkinville? 309 00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:53,235 Figure out what needs to happen to get ourselves back home. 310 00:18:53,304 --> 00:18:54,650 I don't know, I think we're just 311 00:18:54,719 --> 00:18:56,687 gonna have to take it as it comes. 312 00:18:56,756 --> 00:18:58,930 We can get up there and see if they have a church. 313 00:18:58,999 --> 00:19:00,518 Why's that? 314 00:19:00,587 --> 00:19:03,694 Ever heard of a little hamlet called Walnut Grove? 315 00:19:03,763 --> 00:19:05,868 Why does that sound familiar? 316 00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:07,387 Little House on the Prairie? 317 00:19:07,456 --> 00:19:08,456 Oh, okay. 318 00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:11,460 I mean I've seen every episode of that 319 00:19:11,529 --> 00:19:13,704 show at least twice, and if this is the 320 00:19:13,773 --> 00:19:17,501 1870s, my knowledge is gonna be gold! 321 00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:18,916 How do you figure that? 322 00:19:18,985 --> 00:19:20,331 Well I've studied them. 323 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,584 I know their customs, I know how 324 00:19:21,608 --> 00:19:24,646 to communicate with these people. 325 00:19:24,715 --> 00:19:26,234 Well hopefully you know how to talk 326 00:19:26,303 --> 00:19:27,590 to these people a little bit better 327 00:19:27,614 --> 00:19:30,928 than you know how to take a punch. 328 00:19:30,997 --> 00:19:32,032 Come on. 329 00:19:32,101 --> 00:19:33,310 The church. 330 00:19:33,379 --> 00:19:34,597 Let's get down there and see if they've 331 00:19:34,621 --> 00:19:35,840 got a reverend, see if he can help us out. 332 00:19:35,864 --> 00:19:36,623 All right. 333 00:19:36,692 --> 00:19:38,177 Come on. 334 00:20:02,373 --> 00:20:04,203 What's the name of this town, youngin'? 335 00:20:04,272 --> 00:20:06,066 This here's Pumpkinville. 336 00:20:06,135 --> 00:20:07,585 We made it. 337 00:20:07,654 --> 00:20:10,036 Hey, do you know a place we might be able to stay? 338 00:20:10,105 --> 00:20:12,038 The hotel's been shut down for about a year, 339 00:20:12,107 --> 00:20:15,731 but you can go see Emilia at the mercantile. 340 00:20:16,698 --> 00:20:18,631 Much obliged. 341 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,184 Where'd you get that coin? 342 00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,221 Found it in my pocket. 343 00:20:31,954 --> 00:20:32,954 Whoa. 344 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:35,682 Hello. 345 00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:38,306 We were looking for Emilia, is this the right place? 346 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,342 Sure is, Emilia's my mother. 347 00:20:40,411 --> 00:20:41,619 She'll be back any minute. 348 00:20:41,688 --> 00:20:42,827 How can I help you? 349 00:20:42,896 --> 00:20:44,553 We was wondering, half pint, 350 00:20:44,622 --> 00:20:46,175 if you might have a place where we 351 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:49,178 can hang our hat for a night's rest or two? 352 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,595 Can I help you two gentlemen with something? 353 00:20:51,664 --> 00:20:52,744 They were inquiring about a 354 00:20:52,803 --> 00:20:54,356 place to stay for a few nights. 355 00:20:54,425 --> 00:20:56,910 You aren't in the willows are you? 356 00:20:56,979 --> 00:20:59,085 Running from the law. 357 00:20:59,154 --> 00:21:00,535 No! 358 00:21:00,604 --> 00:21:01,812 Mother. 359 00:21:01,881 --> 00:21:03,158 I have every right to know what 360 00:21:03,227 --> 00:21:05,954 these two strangers claim to be up to. 361 00:21:06,023 --> 00:21:07,611 Ma'am, we're from back east 362 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,199 and we're only passing through. 363 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,064 Listen, we've had a week's long ride 364 00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:16,654 and we're just looking to rest for a spell. 365 00:21:18,794 --> 00:21:20,900 All right, well Laura will get you settled then. 366 00:21:20,969 --> 00:21:21,969 Gentlemen. 367 00:21:24,766 --> 00:21:26,699 Please excuse mama, she's been raising 368 00:21:26,768 --> 00:21:28,908 my brother and I for years since pa 369 00:21:28,977 --> 00:21:31,945 passed on and she can be quite suspicious. 370 00:21:32,014 --> 00:21:33,533 That's fine. 371 00:21:33,602 --> 00:21:35,086 We understand. 372 00:21:35,155 --> 00:21:36,605 Take these two up to the cabin 373 00:21:36,674 --> 00:21:39,367 and see that they get settled in. 374 00:21:50,274 --> 00:21:51,620 Well here it is. 375 00:21:51,689 --> 00:21:52,873 If you need anything you can go see 376 00:21:52,897 --> 00:21:54,796 Mrs. Henderson or Laura at the mercantile. 377 00:21:54,865 --> 00:21:57,074 Hey, do you know where we can find a church around here? 378 00:21:57,143 --> 00:22:00,249 Yeah, there's Doxology Work on the east side of town. 379 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,044 Great, is there a minister there? 380 00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:04,253 Yup, Reverend Callaghan. 381 00:22:14,954 --> 00:22:15,954 Whoa. 382 00:22:19,855 --> 00:22:21,995 Would you look at this place. 383 00:22:22,064 --> 00:22:24,032 Amazing, isn't it? 384 00:22:24,101 --> 00:22:28,243 Yeah, amazing breeding ground for brown recluse spiders. 385 00:22:30,038 --> 00:22:33,455 This is just like Mr. Tucker's place. 386 00:22:33,524 --> 00:22:35,319 Little House? 387 00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:38,322 Stayed in a cabin just like this. 388 00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:40,980 Listen, I'm really happy you're 389 00:22:41,049 --> 00:22:42,430 getting a chance to relive some of 390 00:22:42,499 --> 00:22:44,949 your childhood TV viewing memories, 391 00:22:45,018 --> 00:22:47,158 but the clock is ticking. 392 00:22:47,227 --> 00:22:48,343 We gotta figure out what we gotta 393 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,507 do to get up out of this place. 394 00:22:50,576 --> 00:22:52,025 I hear you. 395 00:22:52,094 --> 00:22:53,658 But when in Rome, you gotta blend in with 396 00:22:53,682 --> 00:22:57,652 the Romans, we gotta take stock of the locality! 397 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,278 This bed isn't half bad. 398 00:23:03,347 --> 00:23:05,211 About the "when in Rome" business. 399 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:06,740 You think there's any chance that you might 400 00:23:06,764 --> 00:23:09,111 be able to go a little bit easy on the isms? 401 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:11,493 You can't be calling people half pint. 402 00:23:11,562 --> 00:23:13,012 Relax! 403 00:23:13,081 --> 00:23:14,876 Life's a journey, my brother. 404 00:23:14,945 --> 00:23:16,912 We're gonna find our way outta here. 405 00:23:16,981 --> 00:23:20,122 We just need to enjoy the ride a little. 406 00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:23,712 Yeah, I'm gonna "enjoy the ride" outta here. 407 00:23:23,781 --> 00:23:27,026 This place is Walnut Grove made over. 408 00:23:28,545 --> 00:23:31,720 You know what, we oughta see if we can find a Doc Baker. 409 00:23:31,789 --> 00:23:33,515 Doc Baker. 410 00:23:33,584 --> 00:23:34,516 Yeah, he was the town's... 411 00:23:34,585 --> 00:23:36,276 He was the town's doctor. 412 00:23:36,345 --> 00:23:37,968 Doctors heal right? 413 00:23:38,037 --> 00:23:39,487 They diagnose a problem, they come up 414 00:23:39,556 --> 00:23:42,835 with a remedy, and they deliver the medicine. 415 00:23:42,904 --> 00:23:44,561 I know what we need to do! 416 00:23:44,630 --> 00:23:46,045 Yeah, we need to find a creek or 417 00:23:46,114 --> 00:23:48,150 a bath and change into some new threads. 418 00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:49,462 That's my suggestion. 419 00:23:49,531 --> 00:23:52,361 No no no, he said the town needs to be healed. 420 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:53,711 So the town would need to be sick 421 00:23:53,742 --> 00:23:55,744 or broken or something like that right? 422 00:23:55,813 --> 00:23:56,676 Okay. 423 00:23:56,745 --> 00:23:57,953 Yeah, well that's it. 424 00:23:58,022 --> 00:23:59,379 We figure out what the town's problem 425 00:23:59,403 --> 00:24:01,992 is and we do whatever it takes to solve it. 426 00:24:02,061 --> 00:24:03,580 Exactly! 427 00:24:03,649 --> 00:24:06,099 And you can't do that without understanding them. 428 00:24:06,168 --> 00:24:07,594 See, that's why I've been using the whole 429 00:24:07,618 --> 00:24:10,414 lingo thing so we can connect with these folk. 430 00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:12,589 I see where you're coming from. 431 00:24:12,658 --> 00:24:15,764 Well then, let's find this Doxology Works and 432 00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:19,975 Reverend Callaghan and let's get this show on the road. 433 00:24:23,807 --> 00:24:26,188 Would you look at this place? 434 00:24:27,155 --> 00:24:29,088 It's a small town. 435 00:24:29,157 --> 00:24:30,330 Small church. 436 00:24:30,399 --> 00:24:33,057 Could fit 10, maybe 20 people in here. 437 00:24:33,126 --> 00:24:35,474 35 if you stack them in correctly. 438 00:24:35,543 --> 00:24:36,336 Reverend? 439 00:24:36,405 --> 00:24:37,579 Callaghan. 440 00:24:37,648 --> 00:24:39,108 And who do I have the pleasure of meeting? 441 00:24:39,132 --> 00:24:41,514 My name is Larry and this is my partner Vaughn. 442 00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:43,654 Nice to meet you fellas, just passing through? 443 00:24:43,723 --> 00:24:46,450 No, we plan to be here for a week or two. 444 00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:47,347 That so? 445 00:24:47,416 --> 00:24:49,073 What's the occasion? 446 00:24:50,212 --> 00:24:51,455 Well we're... 447 00:24:54,044 --> 00:24:55,044 Here... 448 00:24:56,149 --> 00:24:58,427 To do a little research. 449 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:02,017 We're writing a story about the town for... 450 00:25:04,261 --> 00:25:05,434 For a... 451 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,747 A benefactor, a benefactor back east, 452 00:25:07,816 --> 00:25:12,131 where we're from, and we thought we would... 453 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,030 We're gonna just be here for a week or two, 454 00:25:15,099 --> 00:25:16,549 we're gonna file our story, and 455 00:25:16,618 --> 00:25:18,309 we're just right back outta here. 456 00:25:18,378 --> 00:25:19,828 No need to rush, fellas. 457 00:25:19,897 --> 00:25:21,899 You make lodging arrangements? 458 00:25:21,968 --> 00:25:23,729 Yeah, we have. 459 00:25:23,798 --> 00:25:27,664 Yesterday we met Laura and Emilia down at the mercantile. 460 00:25:27,733 --> 00:25:30,114 They've let us rent their cabin. 461 00:25:30,183 --> 00:25:32,634 You're in good hands in Emilia. 462 00:25:32,703 --> 00:25:34,583 You should meet some of the people here in town. 463 00:25:34,636 --> 00:25:36,224 Get the lay of the land. 464 00:25:36,293 --> 00:25:37,960 I can show you around and introduce you to folk if you like. 465 00:25:37,984 --> 00:25:39,227 Sounds great. 466 00:25:42,264 --> 00:25:44,715 This is Elijah Woods, our blacksmith. 467 00:25:44,784 --> 00:25:45,544 Nice to meet you. 468 00:25:45,613 --> 00:25:46,372 Nice to meet you. 469 00:25:46,441 --> 00:25:47,580 Nice to meet you. 470 00:25:47,649 --> 00:25:48,857 Vaughn and Larry are here to do 471 00:25:48,926 --> 00:25:50,583 a story for a paper back in Louisville. 472 00:25:50,652 --> 00:25:52,067 Careful, that might be hot! 473 00:25:52,136 --> 00:25:53,136 Gosh! 474 00:25:53,897 --> 00:25:54,897 Darn it! 475 00:25:56,175 --> 00:25:58,015 You wanna draw a little bit more attention to yourself? 476 00:25:58,039 --> 00:25:59,178 Well there should've been a 477 00:25:59,247 --> 00:26:01,767 railing or a warning sign there. 478 00:26:01,836 --> 00:26:03,907 Sorry, long day of travel. 479 00:26:03,976 --> 00:26:04,976 Boys. 480 00:26:05,702 --> 00:26:06,875 Thanks, Elijah. 481 00:26:06,944 --> 00:26:07,980 Nice to meet you boys. 482 00:26:08,049 --> 00:26:09,050 Take care. 483 00:26:13,295 --> 00:26:17,230 This here's Sebastian, our town Deputy. 484 00:26:17,299 --> 00:26:18,818 Sebastian, meet Vaughn and Larry. 485 00:26:18,887 --> 00:26:22,511 They're staying at the Henderson cabin for a few weeks. 486 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:24,203 I got five beans in a wheel here 487 00:26:24,272 --> 00:26:27,482 and I won't hesitate to let them loose. 488 00:26:28,794 --> 00:26:31,969 I think you made your point. 489 00:26:32,038 --> 00:26:34,903 Well nice to meet you, Sebastian. 490 00:26:36,456 --> 00:26:39,321 Hope to see you around real soon. 491 00:26:41,461 --> 00:26:43,187 What is his problem? 492 00:26:43,256 --> 00:26:45,742 Never mind him, he just needs to feel important. 493 00:26:45,811 --> 00:26:47,536 That's just his way. 494 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:50,436 Fact is, we don't even have a sheriff. 495 00:26:50,505 --> 00:26:52,334 He's actually deputy to no one. 496 00:26:52,403 --> 00:26:55,199 We just allow him to amble into that role. 497 00:26:55,268 --> 00:26:56,268 Figures. 498 00:26:57,581 --> 00:26:59,514 You're acquainted with the mercantile. 499 00:26:59,583 --> 00:27:02,344 Well thanks for showing us around, Reverend. 500 00:27:02,413 --> 00:27:05,175 You're in good hands here with Emilia. 501 00:27:05,244 --> 00:27:06,728 Sunday service is at 8. 502 00:27:06,797 --> 00:27:08,937 Can I expect to see both of you in attendance? 503 00:27:09,006 --> 00:27:09,869 We'll be there, Reverend. 504 00:27:09,938 --> 00:27:10,938 Sure. 505 00:27:18,291 --> 00:27:21,950 You break anything, you've bought it. 506 00:27:22,019 --> 00:27:24,228 Yes ma'am, I'm sorry. 507 00:27:24,297 --> 00:27:28,439 Larry, why don't you just go wait outside, I've got this. 508 00:27:45,698 --> 00:27:47,010 Howdy, ma'am. 509 00:27:47,079 --> 00:27:48,494 Hola. 510 00:27:48,563 --> 00:27:50,185 My name is Rosa. 511 00:27:50,254 --> 00:27:51,566 What's your name, senor? 512 00:27:51,635 --> 00:27:53,499 My name's Larry. 513 00:27:53,568 --> 00:27:55,915 Laurence, my name's Laurence. 514 00:27:55,984 --> 00:27:57,779 Laurence, si? 515 00:27:57,848 --> 00:27:59,539 Yes, Desert Rose. 516 00:27:59,608 --> 00:28:01,783 My name is Laurence. 517 00:28:01,852 --> 00:28:05,925 And Laurence is very pleased to meet you. 518 00:28:05,994 --> 00:28:07,996 Where are you from, Laurence? 519 00:28:08,065 --> 00:28:10,481 I saw you talking with my father this morning. 520 00:28:10,550 --> 00:28:11,931 Who's your father? 521 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,553 My father's Reverend Callaghan, I... 522 00:28:13,622 --> 00:28:16,108 You're Reverend Callaghan's daughter? 523 00:28:16,177 --> 00:28:18,110 He told me so much about you. 524 00:28:18,179 --> 00:28:19,214 Yes? 525 00:28:19,283 --> 00:28:20,422 Yeah. 526 00:28:20,491 --> 00:28:22,217 What have you heard? 527 00:28:22,286 --> 00:28:24,668 Well that your name's Rose. 528 00:28:25,807 --> 00:28:26,807 And that... 529 00:28:28,016 --> 00:28:29,328 He's a minister. 530 00:28:30,225 --> 00:28:31,502 And... 531 00:28:31,571 --> 00:28:33,470 Hey! 532 00:28:33,539 --> 00:28:34,747 Back away! 533 00:28:34,816 --> 00:28:36,853 Just back away right now! 534 00:28:39,856 --> 00:28:41,996 This scoundrel bothering you, Rosie? 535 00:28:42,065 --> 00:28:43,445 Just tell me. 536 00:28:43,514 --> 00:28:44,826 Tell me now and my swift hand 537 00:28:44,895 --> 00:28:47,277 of justice will fall like rain. 538 00:28:47,346 --> 00:28:49,658 Sebastian, go back to your jailhouse. 539 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:53,455 I don't like you shouting at my friend. 540 00:28:53,524 --> 00:28:55,561 We'll see about this, Larry. 541 00:28:55,630 --> 00:28:57,563 His name is Laurence. 542 00:28:59,807 --> 00:29:01,015 Perfect. 543 00:29:01,084 --> 00:29:03,017 Spreading an alias already I see, 544 00:29:03,086 --> 00:29:05,191 well I had a feeling deep in my 545 00:29:05,260 --> 00:29:07,469 craw you's a no good varmint. 546 00:29:07,538 --> 00:29:11,577 That's enough, go back and mind your jailhouse. 547 00:29:15,063 --> 00:29:18,066 That's the second time with that guy today. 548 00:29:18,135 --> 00:29:19,723 What's his problem? 549 00:29:19,792 --> 00:29:23,313 Don't worry about him, he doesn't mean any harm. 550 00:29:23,382 --> 00:29:24,624 Hey Larry! 551 00:29:24,693 --> 00:29:26,903 Got some groceries, you ready to go man? 552 00:29:26,972 --> 00:29:30,044 Come here, I want you to meet Rose! 553 00:29:33,047 --> 00:29:36,050 Rose, this is my partner Vaughn. 554 00:29:36,119 --> 00:29:38,155 Rose here's the reverend's daughter. 555 00:29:38,224 --> 00:29:40,537 Oh, well nice to meet you, Rose. 556 00:29:40,606 --> 00:29:42,781 Your father's been very helpful. 557 00:29:42,850 --> 00:29:45,853 Yes, that is my father's way, very helpful. 558 00:29:45,922 --> 00:29:47,751 Hope we'll be seeing you around again. 559 00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:49,270 Yes, I look forward to it. 560 00:29:49,339 --> 00:29:50,719 All right. 561 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:53,170 We'll see you, Desert Rose. 562 00:30:03,525 --> 00:30:06,597 You think that deputy's got a screw loose? 563 00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:07,840 Oh he does. 564 00:30:07,909 --> 00:30:09,393 I mean he came up to me all crazy 565 00:30:09,462 --> 00:30:11,085 like when you were in the store. 566 00:30:11,154 --> 00:30:14,467 When I was working my magic on Rosa. 567 00:30:14,536 --> 00:30:15,986 Listen, I'm completely not trying 568 00:30:16,055 --> 00:30:17,574 to tell you what to do man, but you 569 00:30:17,643 --> 00:30:19,403 know she's not our main goal here right? 570 00:30:19,472 --> 00:30:21,681 I got you, I just, there's nothing 571 00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:23,176 wrong with getting to know people while 572 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,720 we're trying to sort all this stuff out. 573 00:30:25,789 --> 00:30:27,998 I agree. 574 00:30:28,067 --> 00:30:29,689 I know you're an enjoying the journey 575 00:30:29,758 --> 00:30:31,968 type of a guy, right, and that's fine. 576 00:30:32,037 --> 00:30:33,037 It's just... 577 00:30:35,074 --> 00:30:37,283 I keep thinking about Christine. 578 00:30:37,352 --> 00:30:38,871 I wonder what she's thinking. 579 00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:40,079 Have the kids. 580 00:30:41,322 --> 00:30:42,540 Well you know what man, just as easy 581 00:30:42,564 --> 00:30:44,187 as we were whisked out here, that 582 00:30:44,256 --> 00:30:48,087 Keezheekoni guy, he can get us back home. 583 00:30:48,156 --> 00:30:49,986 The reverend was saying that they used to 584 00:30:50,055 --> 00:30:52,954 have a restaurant, the town used to have a hotel. 585 00:30:53,023 --> 00:30:54,311 Makes me wonder, it doesn't seem like 586 00:30:54,335 --> 00:30:56,855 this town is quite what it used to be. 587 00:30:56,924 --> 00:30:58,235 Yeah, but towns like this popped 588 00:30:58,304 --> 00:30:59,927 up all the time back in the day 589 00:30:59,996 --> 00:31:01,549 and then they just disappeared. 590 00:31:01,618 --> 00:31:03,907 I mean you saw all those ghost towns when we were riding in. 591 00:31:03,931 --> 00:31:04,793 Yeah. 592 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,519 I wonder what happened to them. 593 00:31:06,588 --> 00:31:08,211 I don't know, I think they were just 594 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,869 old mining towns, or maybe the well ran dry, 595 00:31:10,938 --> 00:31:15,045 or I dunno, maybe people just went to other towns. 596 00:31:19,015 --> 00:31:20,257 Bon appetite. 597 00:31:23,157 --> 00:31:24,537 Well that was... 598 00:31:24,606 --> 00:31:25,607 Delicious! 599 00:31:27,023 --> 00:31:30,716 I mean we just had our first meal on the frontier. 600 00:31:30,785 --> 00:31:32,166 Loved it. 601 00:31:32,235 --> 00:31:34,616 Well I'm glad you liked it. 602 00:31:37,550 --> 00:31:39,967 Dude, I am wiped out. 603 00:31:40,036 --> 00:31:42,728 I'm gonna get some shuteye. 604 00:31:42,797 --> 00:31:44,143 I'm right with you. 605 00:31:44,212 --> 00:31:45,692 We got church tomorrow and I gotta get 606 00:31:45,731 --> 00:31:49,735 my beauty rest so I can look good for Rosa. 607 00:31:49,804 --> 00:31:50,804 Whatever. 608 00:32:53,281 --> 00:32:55,249 I gotta figure this out. 609 00:33:02,118 --> 00:33:03,498 This morning we look at Moses who 610 00:33:03,567 --> 00:33:06,156 was the greatest man in the Old Testament. 611 00:33:06,225 --> 00:33:09,504 Moses got the 10 commandments from God. 612 00:33:09,573 --> 00:33:12,300 Moses wrote the first five books of the bible. 613 00:33:12,369 --> 00:33:14,233 He led the people from Israel, 614 00:33:14,302 --> 00:33:17,512 out of captivity and slavery, in Egypt. 615 00:33:18,686 --> 00:33:21,930 Why was God so effective in His use of Moses? 616 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,624 Because Moses made some choices in his life. 617 00:33:25,693 --> 00:33:28,247 So we see Moses ask who am I. 618 00:33:28,316 --> 00:33:29,904 What are my choices? 619 00:33:29,973 --> 00:33:32,941 What's important to my life, what are my goals? 620 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:34,426 And in closing, my final exhortation 621 00:33:34,495 --> 00:33:37,118 to you is accept responsibility. 622 00:33:38,326 --> 00:33:40,535 Like Moses, you make some choices. 623 00:33:40,604 --> 00:33:42,272 No matter what happened to you in the past, 624 00:33:42,296 --> 00:33:44,746 you have the freedom to choose how you're going to respond. 625 00:33:44,815 --> 00:33:46,135 Never take your eyes off the goal, 626 00:33:46,162 --> 00:33:48,440 get a clear vision, find God's purpose 627 00:33:48,509 --> 00:33:51,098 for your life, and focus in on it. 628 00:33:51,167 --> 00:33:52,202 Take chances. 629 00:33:53,445 --> 00:33:55,067 Never, ever give up. 630 00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,383 Wonderful sermon, Reverend. 631 00:34:00,452 --> 00:34:04,180 Thank you,. 632 00:34:04,249 --> 00:34:05,664 Good to see you, Wilbur. 633 00:34:05,733 --> 00:34:07,435 I'll be over next week to check on that fence of yours. 634 00:34:07,459 --> 00:34:08,459 Okay. 635 00:34:09,564 --> 00:34:10,979 Very nice message, papa. 636 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:13,189 Thank you, sweetheart. 637 00:34:13,258 --> 00:34:15,087 Nice to see you boys. 638 00:34:15,156 --> 00:34:16,537 Good to have you as guests. 639 00:34:16,606 --> 00:34:20,575 It's nice to be a guest, Reverend and Rosa. 640 00:34:20,644 --> 00:34:22,439 It's such a gift to behold such 641 00:34:22,508 --> 00:34:25,408 a beautiful face on a gorgeous day. 642 00:34:31,207 --> 00:34:33,795 Of course, nice to meet you again, Rosa. 643 00:34:33,864 --> 00:34:35,349 Could you boys do us the honor of 644 00:34:35,418 --> 00:34:37,799 having a picnic lunch with Rosa and I? 645 00:34:37,868 --> 00:34:38,938 Absolutely! 646 00:34:40,906 --> 00:34:41,976 We'd love to. 647 00:35:09,935 --> 00:35:12,248 So tell us about your lives back in Louisville. 648 00:35:12,317 --> 00:35:15,078 Well we work together on... 649 00:35:15,147 --> 00:35:16,528 Carriages. 650 00:35:16,597 --> 00:35:19,393 On the side we do that, but my main pursuit 651 00:35:19,462 --> 00:35:22,810 is to be a hot air balloon owner and operator. 652 00:35:22,879 --> 00:35:23,949 Really? 653 00:35:24,018 --> 00:35:25,778 How interesting. 654 00:35:25,847 --> 00:35:27,987 That and I'm an inventor. 655 00:35:28,056 --> 00:35:30,197 Yeah, you sure are. 656 00:35:30,266 --> 00:35:31,612 So how does that fit in with 657 00:35:31,681 --> 00:35:33,407 the story you're doing about our town? 658 00:35:33,476 --> 00:35:34,891 Well we've been working together 659 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,308 for the last 20 years on carriages. 660 00:35:38,377 --> 00:35:41,553 That all ended right before we came out here. 661 00:35:41,622 --> 00:35:43,037 I see. 662 00:35:43,106 --> 00:35:45,143 From there we got the opportunity to come 663 00:35:45,212 --> 00:35:49,112 out here, the offer that you can't refuse. 664 00:35:49,181 --> 00:35:52,357 Some of my background is in writing. 665 00:35:52,426 --> 00:35:55,083 Mainly poems and sonnets. 666 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:59,260 I did most of my writing during my stint at Harvard. 667 00:36:00,468 --> 00:36:02,229 Do you both have families back home? 668 00:36:02,298 --> 00:36:03,575 Yeah, I do. 669 00:36:03,644 --> 00:36:05,301 A wife and three kids. 670 00:36:05,370 --> 00:36:08,166 You must miss them so much being away for so long. 671 00:36:08,235 --> 00:36:09,926 I'm a single man myself. 672 00:36:09,995 --> 00:36:13,309 I've just been so dedicated to my studies and work and... 673 00:36:13,378 --> 00:36:15,794 And all of your hot air ballooning 674 00:36:15,863 --> 00:36:18,037 and all of your inventions. 675 00:36:18,106 --> 00:36:19,763 Of course. 676 00:36:19,832 --> 00:36:21,213 I just haven't made the time to 677 00:36:21,282 --> 00:36:22,762 take on the duties of being a husband. 678 00:36:22,801 --> 00:36:24,561 Not that I don't want to. 679 00:36:24,630 --> 00:36:26,667 I'm just looking for the right woman. 680 00:36:26,736 --> 00:36:31,292 One to love and care for, to honor and cherish. 681 00:36:33,674 --> 00:36:37,367 From this day forward 'till death do us part. 682 00:36:37,436 --> 00:36:39,266 We're pleased to have you with us. 683 00:36:39,335 --> 00:36:41,475 Rosa, would you mind getting some more water please? 684 00:36:41,544 --> 00:36:42,821 Oh sure, papa. 685 00:36:42,890 --> 00:36:44,823 May I assist you please? 686 00:36:44,892 --> 00:36:46,480 It would be my pleasure. 687 00:36:46,549 --> 00:36:48,689 Why thank you, Laurence. 688 00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:00,494 So are you a famous man in your town? 689 00:37:00,563 --> 00:37:05,395 Being an inventor of things and having hot air balloon? 690 00:37:05,464 --> 00:37:08,881 Nah, well yeah, but I'm still the same 691 00:37:08,950 --> 00:37:13,334 Laurence as I was before the fame and fortune. 692 00:37:13,403 --> 00:37:15,198 How about you? 693 00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:19,513 What's it like being the most beautiful woman in town? 694 00:37:19,582 --> 00:37:23,033 Laurence, I don't think such things. 695 00:37:23,102 --> 00:37:24,102 Okay. 696 00:37:25,691 --> 00:37:27,141 Have you lived here long? 697 00:37:27,210 --> 00:37:29,316 Yes, since I was 15 years old, 698 00:37:29,385 --> 00:37:32,250 I moved here with my father and my mother. 699 00:37:32,319 --> 00:37:34,597 My mother, she got sick and died. 700 00:37:34,666 --> 00:37:38,808 I lived here ever since just taking care of my father. 701 00:37:40,913 --> 00:37:42,984 I'm sorry to hear about your mother. 702 00:37:43,053 --> 00:37:44,331 Yes. 703 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,953 Gracias. 704 00:37:46,022 --> 00:37:48,058 Her and papa adopted me from an 705 00:37:48,127 --> 00:37:51,096 orphanage when I was just a little girl. 706 00:37:51,165 --> 00:37:53,098 Well I'm glad they did. 707 00:37:53,167 --> 00:37:54,167 Me too. 708 00:37:55,203 --> 00:37:57,136 Enjoyed your sermon this morning, Reverend. 709 00:37:57,205 --> 00:37:58,345 Thank you. 710 00:37:58,414 --> 00:38:01,002 That Moses, quite a character huh? 711 00:38:01,071 --> 00:38:03,281 Indeed, quite a person of faith. 712 00:38:03,350 --> 00:38:04,937 He had some problems in his life. 713 00:38:05,006 --> 00:38:06,249 Really? 714 00:38:06,318 --> 00:38:07,468 Sure, he didn't exactly volunteer 715 00:38:07,492 --> 00:38:09,804 for the job of saving all those people. 716 00:38:09,873 --> 00:38:11,461 Had to have been scared. 717 00:38:11,530 --> 00:38:13,187 But he decided he wasn't going to run. 718 00:38:13,256 --> 00:38:15,154 Just too much at stake. 719 00:38:15,223 --> 00:38:17,709 It wasn't easy, but he did it. 720 00:38:19,193 --> 00:38:21,920 I guess sometimes the stakes are just too high. 721 00:38:21,989 --> 00:38:24,509 And failure isn't an option. 722 00:38:24,578 --> 00:38:26,580 I suppose you're right. 723 00:38:26,649 --> 00:38:28,513 What can you tell me about Pumpkinville? 724 00:38:28,582 --> 00:38:31,274 Well it was founded about 20 years ago. 725 00:38:31,343 --> 00:38:32,562 There was an abundance of wild pumpkins 726 00:38:32,586 --> 00:38:36,210 down by the river, hence Pumpkinville. 727 00:38:36,279 --> 00:38:38,419 That makes sense. 728 00:38:38,488 --> 00:38:41,042 Town's fallen on tough times the last few years. 729 00:38:41,111 --> 00:38:42,527 Really? 730 00:38:42,596 --> 00:38:43,838 Six or seven years ago, the 731 00:38:43,907 --> 00:38:45,253 town was bursting with promise. 732 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,566 What do you know about that deputy fella? 733 00:38:47,635 --> 00:38:49,257 You mean Sebastian? 734 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,914 Yeah, he seems... 735 00:38:51,984 --> 00:38:54,124 He seems different. 736 00:38:54,193 --> 00:38:58,094 We went to school together, I think he tries to be nice. 737 00:38:58,163 --> 00:39:00,061 Seems very interested in you. 738 00:39:00,130 --> 00:39:04,238 Papa says he wants to marry me, but papa says no way. 739 00:39:05,895 --> 00:39:08,276 Well I knew Reverend Callaghan was a smart man. 740 00:39:10,589 --> 00:39:11,694 You're very funny. 741 00:39:22,083 --> 00:39:25,363 Hey, I think I found what I'm looking for. 742 00:39:25,432 --> 00:39:27,572 Well I know I have. 743 00:39:27,641 --> 00:39:31,783 And it comes in a 120 pound package of Mexican goodness. 744 00:39:33,785 --> 00:39:35,200 What? 745 00:39:35,269 --> 00:39:37,823 The Desert Rose, Vaughn. 746 00:39:37,892 --> 00:39:39,480 The DR, baby. 747 00:39:39,549 --> 00:39:40,895 Oh come on. 748 00:39:40,964 --> 00:39:43,519 Listen, this whole heal the town thing. 749 00:39:43,588 --> 00:39:46,349 There's this ghost town slumlord Malachi. 750 00:39:46,418 --> 00:39:47,695 Reverend says the town has been 751 00:39:47,764 --> 00:39:49,456 on decline for years and he lays 752 00:39:49,525 --> 00:39:52,597 most of the blame for that on Malachi. 753 00:39:52,666 --> 00:39:53,839 How's that? 754 00:39:53,908 --> 00:39:55,265 Well apparently he goes around buying 755 00:39:55,289 --> 00:39:57,498 up all the land, he runs the people out. 756 00:39:57,567 --> 00:39:59,776 You remember those ghost towns we saw on the way in? 757 00:39:59,845 --> 00:40:00,845 Mmmhm. 758 00:40:00,881 --> 00:40:02,952 His handiwork. 759 00:40:03,021 --> 00:40:04,332 So this is what I figure. 760 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,655 I know where he's at, you and me are 761 00:40:05,679 --> 00:40:07,612 gonna ride out there and talk to Malachi. 762 00:40:07,681 --> 00:40:08,899 We're gonna convince him to take 763 00:40:08,923 --> 00:40:10,615 his boot off the town's throat just 764 00:40:10,684 --> 00:40:13,169 a little and we'll be back outta here. 765 00:40:13,238 --> 00:40:14,515 So you're just gonna walk up 766 00:40:14,584 --> 00:40:16,034 to this Malachi dude and you're 767 00:40:16,103 --> 00:40:19,209 just gonna ask him to stand down? 768 00:40:19,278 --> 00:40:21,626 Now how's that gonna work? 769 00:40:21,695 --> 00:40:23,524 I don't know. 770 00:40:23,593 --> 00:40:25,802 What would Moses do? 771 00:40:25,871 --> 00:40:27,217 WWMD? 772 00:40:27,286 --> 00:40:30,013 Yes, WWMD, what would Moses do? 773 00:40:31,498 --> 00:40:34,086 Reverend Callaghan's talk this morning? 774 00:40:34,155 --> 00:40:36,261 You weren't paying attention. 775 00:40:36,330 --> 00:40:37,918 No I wasn't. 776 00:40:37,987 --> 00:40:40,783 But did you ever see Charlton Heston in The 10 Commandments? 777 00:40:40,852 --> 00:40:42,060 Check it. 778 00:40:42,129 --> 00:40:44,372 Snake turns into a staff. 779 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:45,443 Cue the wind. 780 00:40:47,203 --> 00:40:48,756 Lots of people. 781 00:40:48,825 --> 00:40:52,760 Hair flowing, beard, majestic on a mountain. 782 00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:57,006 Let my people go! 783 00:41:03,495 --> 00:41:04,979 That was awesome. 784 00:41:05,048 --> 00:41:06,671 Okay, well anyway. 785 00:41:08,189 --> 00:41:11,365 So Moses got the call of his game, you know what he did? 786 00:41:11,434 --> 00:41:13,091 He came out swinging. 787 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,679 That's just what I'm gonna do. 788 00:41:14,748 --> 00:41:16,094 Coming out swinging. 789 00:41:16,163 --> 00:41:17,405 Right right left! 790 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:19,062 Left right left! 791 00:41:19,131 --> 00:41:20,443 - Bam, bam! - Yeah! 792 00:41:20,512 --> 00:41:21,651 Yeah! 793 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:23,411 Get in there, beat him down and make him 794 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:27,001 tap out and you come out swinging, bro! 795 00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:29,487 That's exactly what I'm gonna do! 796 00:41:29,556 --> 00:41:33,145 Yeah, and you just get in there and take a punch! 797 00:41:33,214 --> 00:41:35,803 Oh I don't know about that. 798 00:41:35,872 --> 00:41:38,323 No, you just fight! 799 00:41:38,392 --> 00:41:39,704 Listen, do you have any idea 800 00:41:39,773 --> 00:41:41,844 how sensitive the human temple is? 801 00:41:41,913 --> 00:41:43,880 One wrong punch and you're a goner. 802 00:41:43,949 --> 00:41:45,123 I just thought you said you 803 00:41:45,192 --> 00:41:46,676 weren't gonna take this lying down. 804 00:41:46,745 --> 00:41:48,644 Well I'm not. 805 00:41:48,713 --> 00:41:50,000 I know where he's at and we're gonna 806 00:41:50,024 --> 00:41:51,957 ride out there and we're gonna see him. 807 00:41:52,026 --> 00:41:53,959 That's what I'm talking about, bro! 808 00:41:54,028 --> 00:41:56,030 And that's exactly what we're gonna do. 809 00:41:56,099 --> 00:41:57,411 We're gonna talk to him. 810 00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:58,760 We're gonna reason, just get him 811 00:41:58,826 --> 00:42:00,321 to let up on this town a little bit and 812 00:42:00,345 --> 00:42:04,245 we can be back to Louisville in a flash. 813 00:42:05,212 --> 00:42:06,972 It's on, bro. 814 00:42:18,881 --> 00:42:20,641 How can I help you fellas? 815 00:42:20,710 --> 00:42:21,884 Hey, we're about ready to go 816 00:42:21,953 --> 00:42:23,171 on a long trip, I was wondering if 817 00:42:23,195 --> 00:42:24,587 you could take a look at these guys and 818 00:42:24,611 --> 00:42:27,268 make sure they're ready for the long haul. 819 00:42:27,337 --> 00:42:28,753 Where you off to? 820 00:42:28,822 --> 00:42:31,134 We are off to Pine Hollow. 821 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,312 For your story? 822 00:42:36,381 --> 00:42:38,038 We're gonna go see a guy. 823 00:42:38,107 --> 00:42:39,453 William Malachi. 824 00:42:41,144 --> 00:42:43,043 Malachi, huh? 825 00:42:43,112 --> 00:42:44,389 Watch yourself. 826 00:42:48,324 --> 00:42:49,324 Oh yeah? 827 00:42:50,153 --> 00:42:51,153 Why? 828 00:42:52,362 --> 00:42:56,263 Got a reputation for mayhem and quick on the draw. 829 00:42:58,127 --> 00:43:00,439 Y'all might wanna get some sidearms. 830 00:43:00,508 --> 00:43:01,508 Guns? 831 00:43:02,476 --> 00:43:03,476 Yeah. 832 00:43:07,550 --> 00:43:10,657 Are those really necessary? 833 00:43:10,726 --> 00:43:13,867 Necessary if you wanna protect yourselves. 834 00:43:13,936 --> 00:43:15,627 Boys be careful. 835 00:43:15,696 --> 00:43:16,696 Sweet. 836 00:43:17,698 --> 00:43:20,287 I got a killer pair of chaps to go with these. 837 00:43:20,356 --> 00:43:21,529 Thank you. 838 00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:24,153 Shoes are in good shape, have a good ride. 839 00:43:24,222 --> 00:43:25,223 Thank you. 840 00:43:28,882 --> 00:43:30,366 Gunslingers. 841 00:43:30,435 --> 00:43:31,435 I knew it. 842 00:43:45,692 --> 00:43:46,692 Well... 843 00:43:47,935 --> 00:43:48,833 This is it. 844 00:43:48,902 --> 00:43:49,937 It sure is. 845 00:44:18,172 --> 00:44:19,484 Howdy, partner. 846 00:44:19,553 --> 00:44:22,901 We're looking for a William Malachi. 847 00:44:22,970 --> 00:44:24,316 Got business with him? 848 00:44:24,385 --> 00:44:26,008 We hope to. 849 00:44:26,077 --> 00:44:27,526 Well he's right there, but if 850 00:44:27,595 --> 00:44:30,150 I was you boys, I'd be careful. 851 00:44:31,565 --> 00:44:33,015 He just said we need to be careful, 852 00:44:33,084 --> 00:44:36,259 let's just leave now and come back a little later. 853 00:44:36,328 --> 00:44:37,709 Come back with what? 854 00:44:37,778 --> 00:44:39,918 I don't know, maybe some backup or something. 855 00:44:39,987 --> 00:44:40,747 Backup? 856 00:44:40,816 --> 00:44:42,196 We don't have backup. 857 00:44:42,265 --> 00:44:44,682 Well, you know, a bigger gun like a howitzer 858 00:44:44,751 --> 00:44:47,719 or a Gatling gun or something, I don't know. 859 00:44:47,788 --> 00:44:49,548 We ain't having no shoot out here. 860 00:44:49,617 --> 00:44:51,033 I never said we were, I just 861 00:44:51,102 --> 00:44:53,380 thought maybe he would respect a bigger gun. 862 00:44:53,449 --> 00:44:55,220 Just follow my lead on this one, I got an idea. 863 00:44:55,244 --> 00:44:57,764 - Let's just go not this time. - No no, just... 864 00:44:57,833 --> 00:44:58,833 Will! 865 00:45:00,456 --> 00:45:01,768 William Malachi! 866 00:45:04,046 --> 00:45:06,255 Who here's William Malachi? 867 00:45:06,324 --> 00:45:07,566 Who's asking? 868 00:45:07,635 --> 00:45:09,292 It's okay. 869 00:45:09,361 --> 00:45:10,880 I'm Malachi. 870 00:45:10,949 --> 00:45:11,950 Pleased to meet you. 871 00:45:12,019 --> 00:45:13,227 Oh no, don't shoot! 872 00:45:15,126 --> 00:45:16,196 Easy, easy. 873 00:45:17,611 --> 00:45:20,407 That's no way to treat our guests. 874 00:45:22,271 --> 00:45:26,206 Sorry, I didn't mean to startle anybody. 875 00:45:26,275 --> 00:45:27,655 Please sit down. 876 00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:29,105 Thanks so much. 877 00:45:31,245 --> 00:45:32,730 Can I interest you two in a drink? 878 00:45:32,799 --> 00:45:34,732 Oh no no no, we wouldn't want to impose. 879 00:45:34,801 --> 00:45:37,010 I'll not hear it. 880 00:45:37,079 --> 00:45:39,495 Much obliged, much obliged. 881 00:45:47,227 --> 00:45:48,918 Glasses are small. 882 00:45:48,987 --> 00:45:50,368 Just drink it. 883 00:45:50,437 --> 00:45:52,094 Thank you. 884 00:46:00,447 --> 00:46:01,931 Don't drink the tea. 885 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:02,794 It's rotten. 886 00:46:02,863 --> 00:46:03,795 It's not tea. 887 00:46:03,864 --> 00:46:04,865 It's tea. 888 00:46:04,934 --> 00:46:06,142 This is rotten. 889 00:46:08,455 --> 00:46:09,455 So. 890 00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:14,461 To what do I owe the honor of making your acquaintance? 891 00:46:14,530 --> 00:46:16,394 Well Mr. Malachi, we're doing a 892 00:46:16,463 --> 00:46:17,913 story for a publication back out 893 00:46:17,982 --> 00:46:19,949 east, which is where we're from, 894 00:46:20,018 --> 00:46:21,986 and well we decided to settle 895 00:46:22,055 --> 00:46:24,609 in Pumpkinville for a few days. 896 00:46:25,713 --> 00:46:27,129 Interesting choice. 897 00:46:27,198 --> 00:46:31,892 Well it's basically the only town in the area. 898 00:46:31,961 --> 00:46:33,445 That so? 899 00:46:33,514 --> 00:46:36,724 So tell me, what would be the purpose of your story? 900 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:38,623 Well Mr. Malachi, what... 901 00:46:38,692 --> 00:46:40,487 Now let me stop you right there. 902 00:46:40,556 --> 00:46:41,660 Call me William. 903 00:46:41,729 --> 00:46:43,145 Please, I insist. 904 00:46:44,077 --> 00:46:45,595 And you two are... 905 00:46:45,664 --> 00:46:48,771 My name's Vaughn and this is my partner Larry. 906 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,773 Let me back up, gentlemen, and say pleased 907 00:46:50,842 --> 00:46:55,157 to meet you and welcome to our little oasis. 908 00:46:55,226 --> 00:46:57,435 Now about this story. 909 00:46:57,504 --> 00:46:59,024 Are you familiar with the plans for the 910 00:46:59,057 --> 00:47:01,957 Southern Pacific Railroad to come through this area? 911 00:47:02,026 --> 00:47:03,406 I am. 912 00:47:03,475 --> 00:47:05,270 Well there's some people in the 913 00:47:05,339 --> 00:47:07,963 town that have indicated that... 914 00:47:09,136 --> 00:47:10,413 You've made interest in making 915 00:47:10,482 --> 00:47:14,210 sure that the railroad bypasses Pumpkinville. 916 00:47:15,453 --> 00:47:16,903 I have no interest in the affairs of 917 00:47:16,972 --> 00:47:20,251 Pumpkinville or any proposed line there. 918 00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,046 It was mentioned that you had some role 919 00:47:22,115 --> 00:47:25,152 in buying up some land around Pumpkinville? 920 00:47:25,221 --> 00:47:26,878 I respect the people of that town. 921 00:47:26,947 --> 00:47:28,235 I can understand why they wouldn't wanna 922 00:47:28,259 --> 00:47:30,468 circulate an idea that I would be interested 923 00:47:30,537 --> 00:47:33,643 in taking ownership and refurbishing their town. 924 00:47:33,712 --> 00:47:34,712 Why? 925 00:47:35,714 --> 00:47:37,199 Well such a rumor, if it were true, 926 00:47:37,268 --> 00:47:39,132 and I assure you that it is not, would 927 00:47:39,201 --> 00:47:41,962 increase the value of their businesses and holdings. 928 00:47:42,031 --> 00:47:44,792 But the fact remains, gentlemen. 929 00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:46,794 I have no interest in doing business there. 930 00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,762 What about hindering business? 931 00:47:48,831 --> 00:47:51,592 Absolutely none whatsoever. 932 00:47:51,661 --> 00:47:53,422 Well thank you so much for your 933 00:47:53,491 --> 00:47:55,942 time William, it was a pleasure meeting you. 934 00:47:56,011 --> 00:48:00,187 Well gentlemen, are there anymore questions I can answer? 935 00:48:00,256 --> 00:48:01,809 I don't have any. 936 00:48:05,054 --> 00:48:06,953 Thank you so much, sir. 937 00:48:08,402 --> 00:48:09,472 See you guys! 938 00:48:17,273 --> 00:48:19,310 Well that went well. 939 00:48:19,379 --> 00:48:21,277 Yeah, and you wanted to bring out the big guns. 940 00:48:21,346 --> 00:48:22,796 Whatever. 941 00:48:27,111 --> 00:48:30,838 I'm never gonna get that tea taste outta my mouth. 942 00:48:34,704 --> 00:48:36,948 Tom looked him in the eye and said, like only Tom 943 00:48:37,017 --> 00:48:39,640 could, that's why this town needs a printing press. 944 00:48:41,608 --> 00:48:42,781 That's so funny. 945 00:48:42,850 --> 00:48:45,508 Tom. 946 00:48:47,407 --> 00:48:48,787 Good man. 947 00:48:48,856 --> 00:48:49,857 Indeed. 948 00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:51,549 Yeah, I miss him. 949 00:48:51,618 --> 00:48:52,481 I do too. 950 00:48:52,550 --> 00:48:53,931 We all do. 951 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,863 The whole town does. 952 00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:59,453 Place is not the same without him. 953 00:48:59,522 --> 00:49:01,835 How long since you lost Harriet? 954 00:49:01,904 --> 00:49:03,768 Eight years. 955 00:49:03,837 --> 00:49:05,908 Seems like forever. 956 00:49:05,977 --> 00:49:08,635 Rosa, come see the new fabric mother just got in. 957 00:49:08,704 --> 00:49:10,602 Yes, I would love to. 958 00:49:13,364 --> 00:49:14,364 Hello. 959 00:49:16,436 --> 00:49:18,679 Back from your trip already? 960 00:49:18,748 --> 00:49:20,405 How did you know we were gone? 961 00:49:20,474 --> 00:49:21,935 You were at the blacksmith this morning. 962 00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,167 Small town. 963 00:49:23,236 --> 00:49:24,823 Yeah, guess so. 964 00:49:24,892 --> 00:49:26,135 Pine Hollow was it? 965 00:49:26,204 --> 00:49:27,654 Yes sir, we went... 966 00:49:27,723 --> 00:49:31,209 What business do the two of you have in Pine Hollow? 967 00:49:31,278 --> 00:49:32,279 You see Malachi? 968 00:49:32,348 --> 00:49:33,108 - Yes. - Yes. 969 00:49:33,177 --> 00:49:34,626 We did. 970 00:49:34,695 --> 00:49:36,432 Exactly who is it that the two of you think you are? 971 00:49:36,456 --> 00:49:37,250 Mother. 972 00:49:37,319 --> 00:49:38,492 Emilia. 973 00:49:38,561 --> 00:49:40,080 I just thought we could go and talk 974 00:49:40,149 --> 00:49:41,840 to him and reason with him a little. 975 00:49:41,909 --> 00:49:43,911 Oh, and how did that work out for you? 976 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:45,061 Well at first it was a little 977 00:49:45,085 --> 00:49:47,674 dicey, the tea was awful, but... 978 00:49:47,743 --> 00:49:50,366 Yeah, what did you talk about? 979 00:49:51,712 --> 00:49:53,162 Word in town is that you two 980 00:49:53,231 --> 00:49:56,338 have been dealing with Malachi. 981 00:49:56,407 --> 00:49:58,305 Yeah, we just felt we would ride out there, 982 00:49:58,374 --> 00:50:00,135 reason with him a little bit, talk to him 983 00:50:00,204 --> 00:50:02,620 about allowing the train station here. 984 00:50:02,689 --> 00:50:04,104 He says he has no problem with 985 00:50:04,173 --> 00:50:06,244 Pumpkinville doing that kind of business. 986 00:50:06,313 --> 00:50:07,556 And he lies. 987 00:50:07,625 --> 00:50:09,558 He's a bad man. 988 00:50:09,627 --> 00:50:11,836 Maybe, but why would he lie? 989 00:50:11,905 --> 00:50:13,355 Maybe things have changed. 990 00:50:13,424 --> 00:50:15,150 Maybe he's got his sights set elsewhere. 991 00:50:15,219 --> 00:50:16,530 Could that be possible? 992 00:50:16,599 --> 00:50:17,842 Maybe it is. 993 00:50:17,911 --> 00:50:20,362 Maybe we could get Roger back out here. 994 00:50:20,431 --> 00:50:21,649 Roger's my old friend that works 995 00:50:21,673 --> 00:50:22,961 for the Southern Pacific Railroad. 996 00:50:22,985 --> 00:50:23,986 It's worth a shot. 997 00:50:24,055 --> 00:50:25,781 We could get him back here? 998 00:50:25,850 --> 00:50:28,646 With Malachi out of the way, we at least have a chance. 999 00:50:28,715 --> 00:50:31,200 That could be wonderful. 1000 00:50:31,269 --> 00:50:32,269 Thank you. 1001 00:50:33,582 --> 00:50:37,241 Well we did what anyone in our situation would've done. 1002 00:50:39,174 --> 00:50:40,174 Absurd! 1003 00:50:40,934 --> 00:50:42,108 Asinine! 1004 00:50:42,177 --> 00:50:43,385 Idiotic people! 1005 00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:17,134 Laurence, it goes here. 1006 00:52:17,203 --> 00:52:17,996 Right here? 1007 00:52:18,065 --> 00:52:19,964 No, right here silly. 1008 00:52:20,965 --> 00:52:22,484 Oh. 1009 00:52:31,424 --> 00:52:33,460 What would you do, Rosa? 1010 00:52:33,529 --> 00:52:37,844 If you could do anything, what would it be? 1011 00:52:37,913 --> 00:52:40,467 I'd want to teach school. 1012 00:52:40,536 --> 00:52:42,297 I could totally see you doing that! 1013 00:52:43,401 --> 00:52:45,023 You'd be a great teacher! 1014 00:52:45,092 --> 00:52:46,646 You should do that! 1015 00:52:48,889 --> 00:52:51,202 What else would you do? 1016 00:52:51,271 --> 00:52:55,033 I'd want to meet my husband, have a family, 1017 00:52:56,449 --> 00:53:00,004 raise the children, things like that I suppose. 1018 00:53:00,073 --> 00:53:04,215 Have you considered anybody that you might marry? 1019 00:53:04,284 --> 00:53:06,148 No, not yet. 1020 00:53:06,217 --> 00:53:08,288 Emilia says that Mr. Right will come along 1021 00:53:08,357 --> 00:53:12,223 sometime and I'll know it's him when I see him. 1022 00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:17,918 What about you, Mr. Question Man? 1023 00:53:19,161 --> 00:53:20,921 You've probably done everything with your 1024 00:53:20,990 --> 00:53:25,063 big inventions, your balloons, and your studies. 1025 00:53:25,132 --> 00:53:27,549 Yeah, I've done a lot. 1026 00:53:27,618 --> 00:53:29,654 But I'm thinking that there's more out there. 1027 00:53:29,723 --> 00:53:31,311 Like what? 1028 00:53:31,380 --> 00:53:33,244 What would you do next? 1029 00:53:36,282 --> 00:53:38,111 I wanna be a dancer. 1030 00:53:40,286 --> 00:53:42,184 A dancer? 1031 00:53:42,253 --> 00:53:43,461 Really? 1032 00:53:43,530 --> 00:53:46,637 Laugh if you will, but Laurence here can dance. 1033 00:53:46,706 --> 00:53:48,604 He can really dance. 1034 00:53:48,673 --> 00:53:52,229 Yes, well please, let's see your dance moves. 1035 00:53:52,298 --> 00:53:54,300 Well I wish I could, but there's no 1036 00:53:54,369 --> 00:53:56,060 place to dance in here, and man 1037 00:53:56,129 --> 00:53:57,993 I wish we had a dance hall, but... 1038 00:53:58,062 --> 00:53:59,546 No, you're wrong. 1039 00:53:59,615 --> 00:54:01,514 On Thursday we're having our one year 1040 00:54:01,583 --> 00:54:04,551 big dance here at the saloon. 1041 00:54:04,620 --> 00:54:06,829 Everyone's coming from all over. 1042 00:54:06,898 --> 00:54:08,624 It's really fun. 1043 00:54:08,693 --> 00:54:09,487 Really? 1044 00:54:09,556 --> 00:54:11,006 Yes, really. 1045 00:54:11,075 --> 00:54:12,490 Can you take me to the dance? 1046 00:54:12,559 --> 00:54:14,768 You can show your dance moves. 1047 00:54:14,837 --> 00:54:15,837 Yes. 1048 00:54:16,736 --> 00:54:17,736 Yes I will. 1049 00:54:18,496 --> 00:54:19,496 I'd love to. 1050 00:54:22,673 --> 00:54:23,915 Hey, there you are. 1051 00:54:23,984 --> 00:54:25,641 I got some news for you. 1052 00:54:25,710 --> 00:54:26,642 Hi, Rosa. 1053 00:54:26,711 --> 00:54:28,057 Hello, Vaughn. 1054 00:54:28,126 --> 00:54:30,681 I'm so excited about the dance. 1055 00:54:32,096 --> 00:54:34,167 Hey, can I talk to you? 1056 00:54:45,696 --> 00:54:46,696 Larry? 1057 00:54:47,836 --> 00:54:48,836 Larry. 1058 00:54:50,494 --> 00:54:51,494 Larry! 1059 00:54:57,570 --> 00:54:58,571 Dance? 1060 00:54:58,640 --> 00:54:59,744 What dance? 1061 00:54:59,813 --> 00:55:01,436 Well they're having some big thing 1062 00:55:01,505 --> 00:55:02,723 here at the end of week and she 1063 00:55:02,747 --> 00:55:04,162 wanted to know if I'd go with her. 1064 00:55:04,231 --> 00:55:05,094 Oh. 1065 00:55:05,163 --> 00:55:07,027 Well hey, I got a plan. 1066 00:55:07,096 --> 00:55:08,350 You and me are gonna ride to the 1067 00:55:08,374 --> 00:55:10,376 Southern Pacific offices in Yuma. 1068 00:55:10,445 --> 00:55:12,354 We're gonna talk them into building a station here. 1069 00:55:12,378 --> 00:55:13,620 I don't know. 1070 00:55:13,689 --> 00:55:15,553 What do you mean you don't know? 1071 00:55:15,622 --> 00:55:16,968 It's our ticket outta here. 1072 00:55:17,037 --> 00:55:19,039 We talked Malachi into changing his mind, 1073 00:55:19,108 --> 00:55:20,396 we're gonna do the same thing with 1074 00:55:20,420 --> 00:55:23,803 the Southern Pacific Rail Station. 1075 00:55:23,872 --> 00:55:24,976 Well maybe. 1076 00:55:25,045 --> 00:55:26,737 Well maybe nothing. 1077 00:55:26,806 --> 00:55:28,221 We will! 1078 00:55:28,290 --> 00:55:30,430 We decide what we want, we act, 1079 00:55:30,499 --> 00:55:33,502 we focus, and we do this thing. 1080 00:55:33,571 --> 00:55:34,571 Wow! 1081 00:55:36,850 --> 00:55:38,611 Where did Vaughn go? 1082 00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:40,198 Who are you? 1083 00:55:40,267 --> 00:55:41,510 Who am I? 1084 00:55:41,579 --> 00:55:42,787 I'm the guy that's gonna get a 1085 00:55:42,856 --> 00:55:44,237 ticket out of this place and get 1086 00:55:44,306 --> 00:55:47,585 back home to my family where I belong. 1087 00:55:47,654 --> 00:55:48,654 Back home. 1088 00:55:50,554 --> 00:55:51,865 Yeah, back home. 1089 00:55:53,764 --> 00:55:55,075 Saddle the horses, buddy. 1090 00:55:55,144 --> 00:55:57,077 We are outta here. 1091 00:56:13,128 --> 00:56:13,922 Here you go. 1092 00:56:13,991 --> 00:56:14,819 Thank you, ma'am. 1093 00:56:14,888 --> 00:56:16,683 You have a good day. 1094 00:56:22,620 --> 00:56:25,174 We are here to see Roger. 1095 00:56:25,243 --> 00:56:27,245 Send them back please. 1096 00:56:32,009 --> 00:56:33,459 Hi, I'm Vaughn McDaniel. 1097 00:56:33,528 --> 00:56:34,391 Vaughn. 1098 00:56:34,460 --> 00:56:35,978 And this is my partner Larry. 1099 00:56:36,047 --> 00:56:37,566 Larry. 1100 00:56:37,635 --> 00:56:40,983 So what business do you have with Southern Pacific today? 1101 00:56:41,052 --> 00:56:42,295 Well we wanted to talk to you 1102 00:56:42,364 --> 00:56:44,193 about a proposed rail station in 1103 00:56:44,262 --> 00:56:46,161 and around the area of Pumpkinville. 1104 00:56:46,230 --> 00:56:48,025 Okay, go ahead. 1105 00:56:48,094 --> 00:56:49,820 Have plans been made for exactly 1106 00:56:49,889 --> 00:56:52,616 where such a station will be located? 1107 00:56:52,685 --> 00:56:54,859 Well not as of yet. 1108 00:56:54,928 --> 00:56:57,103 There seems to be some dispute as to 1109 00:56:57,172 --> 00:57:00,209 whether the railroad could obtain workable terms. 1110 00:57:00,278 --> 00:57:02,108 Right, I understand, and I can assure you 1111 00:57:02,177 --> 00:57:04,559 that those issues had long since been resolved 1112 00:57:04,628 --> 00:57:06,319 and the town does indeed want to 1113 00:57:06,388 --> 00:57:09,287 negotiate with Southern Pacific Railroad. 1114 00:57:09,356 --> 00:57:10,530 What do you suggest? 1115 00:57:10,599 --> 00:57:12,083 We suggest you bring more kids to 1116 00:57:12,152 --> 00:57:14,879 Pumpkinville so Rosa can teach them. 1117 00:57:14,948 --> 00:57:16,640 Excuse me? 1118 00:57:16,709 --> 00:57:18,262 Our want and desire is that you 1119 00:57:18,331 --> 00:57:20,920 consider renewing a review as Pumpkinville 1120 00:57:20,989 --> 00:57:24,164 as a viable place to put the rail station. 1121 00:57:24,233 --> 00:57:26,719 Now the people are behind it and they're 1122 00:57:26,788 --> 00:57:28,203 ready to negotiate terms that are 1123 00:57:28,272 --> 00:57:32,000 favorable for both the town and the railroad. 1124 00:57:33,380 --> 00:57:35,797 I can be there on Friday, how does that sound? 1125 00:57:35,866 --> 00:57:38,075 That sounds great, now I assure you sir, 1126 00:57:38,144 --> 00:57:40,733 it is gonna be well worth your time. 1127 00:57:40,802 --> 00:57:41,941 I'm sure. 1128 00:57:42,010 --> 00:57:43,943 Gentlemen, don't forget. 1129 00:57:44,012 --> 00:57:47,291 Tell the captain the old war horse is coming. 1130 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:48,603 You have our word. 1131 00:57:48,672 --> 00:57:49,845 Good day to you. 1132 00:57:49,914 --> 00:57:52,330 - Take care now. - Thank you, sir. 1133 00:57:53,815 --> 00:57:55,782 We are in business, man. 1134 00:58:09,555 --> 00:58:11,142 So I was thinking. 1135 00:58:12,385 --> 00:58:14,456 I could escort you to the dance tonight. 1136 00:58:14,525 --> 00:58:18,529 You wear your best dress, I'll wear this rugged uniform. 1137 00:58:18,598 --> 00:58:19,875 What do you think? 1138 00:58:19,944 --> 00:58:21,428 I don't think so. 1139 00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:23,603 Not this year, Sebastian. 1140 00:58:26,226 --> 00:58:28,125 Are you playing hard to get? 1141 00:58:28,194 --> 00:58:29,885 I see, you pretend to not wanna go 1142 00:58:29,954 --> 00:58:31,680 with me to the dance and I work 1143 00:58:31,749 --> 00:58:34,407 harder trying to convince you. 1144 00:58:34,476 --> 00:58:35,891 It's not... 1145 00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:39,516 This pillar of law and justice does not play games. 1146 00:58:40,482 --> 00:58:42,553 It's not like that, silly. 1147 00:58:42,622 --> 00:58:46,730 It's just I've already been invited to go with someone else. 1148 00:58:49,767 --> 00:58:52,390 That someone else wouldn't happen 1149 00:58:52,459 --> 00:58:55,601 to be that Larry guy, would it? 1150 00:58:55,670 --> 00:58:59,536 I'm not sure it's any of your business, I mean calm down. 1151 00:58:59,605 --> 00:59:02,815 I will not stand for this aggression. 1152 00:59:04,264 --> 00:59:08,303 Sebastian gets what he wants ans Sebastian wants you, Rosie. 1153 00:59:08,372 --> 00:59:09,925 What is going on here? 1154 00:59:09,994 --> 00:59:13,101 Nothing, papa, no worries. 1155 00:59:13,170 --> 00:59:15,931 This has been a long time in the making. 1156 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,484 And now I'm ready. 1157 00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:20,695 Sir, I love your daughter. 1158 00:59:22,213 --> 00:59:24,388 She is my soulmate. 1159 00:59:24,457 --> 00:59:28,875 I was made to love her and she was made to love me. 1160 00:59:28,944 --> 00:59:31,222 Reverend, today I ask for your 1161 00:59:31,291 --> 00:59:33,673 daughter's hand in holy matrimony. 1162 00:59:33,742 --> 00:59:35,019 Sebastian! 1163 00:59:35,088 --> 00:59:36,573 Sir? 1164 00:59:37,746 --> 00:59:38,999 I see your daughter and I walking down 1165 00:59:39,023 --> 00:59:40,303 the streets protecting this town 1166 00:59:40,335 --> 00:59:43,649 from anybody who would dare harm it. 1167 00:59:43,718 --> 00:59:45,754 There will be children. 1168 00:59:45,823 --> 00:59:49,206 Lord willing, they'll grow up to be just like me. 1169 00:59:49,275 --> 00:59:50,621 I don't know what to say. 1170 00:59:50,690 --> 00:59:52,174 I know this is a lot to process, 1171 00:59:52,243 --> 00:59:55,384 but the time has come and we're ready. 1172 00:59:57,145 --> 00:59:58,698 I can't give my permission. 1173 00:59:58,767 --> 01:00:00,873 She doesn't want to marry you. 1174 01:00:00,942 --> 01:00:01,942 I'm sorry. 1175 01:00:11,366 --> 01:00:12,919 Okay. 1176 01:00:19,788 --> 01:00:20,824 No. 1177 01:00:20,893 --> 01:00:22,688 No, not okay. 1178 01:00:22,757 --> 01:00:24,551 I for all this. 1179 01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:26,174 Coming in town, ruining my plans, 1180 01:00:26,243 --> 01:00:28,694 stirring up so much confusion! 1181 01:00:31,835 --> 01:00:35,666 Is it always something with that guy? 1182 01:00:35,735 --> 01:00:39,049 Hey, I got something to tell you guys. 1183 01:00:39,118 --> 01:00:40,602 Emilia, come here! 1184 01:00:43,778 --> 01:00:45,987 Guess who's coming to town. 1185 01:00:47,022 --> 01:00:48,334 Roger! 1186 01:00:48,403 --> 01:00:50,025 Roger McCardy! 1187 01:00:50,094 --> 01:00:51,268 How about that. 1188 01:00:51,337 --> 01:00:52,579 How'd you arrange it? 1189 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:54,340 Well we went to his office and 1190 01:00:54,409 --> 01:00:56,929 we talked to him and he agreed. 1191 01:00:58,516 --> 01:01:00,795 And he's gonna be here tomorrow. 1192 01:01:00,864 --> 01:01:02,037 Tomorrow? 1193 01:01:02,106 --> 01:01:03,383 This is terrific. 1194 01:01:03,452 --> 01:01:05,351 We've gotta get this place together. 1195 01:01:05,420 --> 01:01:06,673 Laura, go get all the banners and 1196 01:01:06,697 --> 01:01:08,941 have Elijah put them around town. 1197 01:01:09,010 --> 01:01:12,703 Rosa, make sure all the boardwalks are swept. 1198 01:01:13,911 --> 01:01:15,637 This is what we've been working for. 1199 01:01:15,706 --> 01:01:17,881 Finally things are going our way. 1200 01:01:17,950 --> 01:01:19,710 Will I see you at the dance tonight? 1201 01:01:19,779 --> 01:01:21,505 I wouldn't miss it. 1202 01:01:38,625 --> 01:01:40,662 Hey, where's Larry? 1203 01:01:40,731 --> 01:01:42,157 He'll be here in a minute, I think he's 1204 01:01:42,181 --> 01:01:45,391 got a little something special planned. 1205 01:02:00,061 --> 01:02:01,338 Wow! 1206 01:02:01,407 --> 01:02:03,858 Some costume you got there, amigo. 1207 01:02:08,897 --> 01:02:10,312 Why don't you get your dance shoes 1208 01:02:10,381 --> 01:02:12,867 out here and show us what you got. 1209 01:02:12,936 --> 01:02:14,247 Hit it, Charles. 1210 01:02:28,917 --> 01:02:30,677 You look wonderful. 1211 01:02:32,231 --> 01:02:34,267 You look very handsome. 1212 01:02:34,336 --> 01:02:35,717 You look handsome too. 1213 01:02:35,786 --> 01:02:36,960 I mean beautiful too. 1214 01:02:37,029 --> 01:02:41,136 I mean I'm handsome and you're beautiful. 1215 01:02:41,205 --> 01:02:44,036 Why thank you, Laurence. 1216 01:02:44,105 --> 01:02:46,555 Got you this flower. 1217 01:02:46,624 --> 01:02:47,764 Very pretty. 1218 01:02:50,421 --> 01:02:53,459 Do you want to dance with me? 1219 01:02:53,528 --> 01:02:54,528 Yes I do. 1220 01:02:56,842 --> 01:02:57,842 Shall we? 1221 01:03:02,399 --> 01:03:04,711 May I have this dance? 1222 01:03:34,707 --> 01:03:36,364 Very nice, gringo. 1223 01:03:37,814 --> 01:03:42,232 Why don't you show me your special dancing skills again. 1224 01:03:42,301 --> 01:03:44,130 Show him what you got, cowboy. 1225 01:03:44,199 --> 01:03:46,788 Only this time don't hold back. 1226 01:03:59,663 --> 01:04:02,735 Just give me the best you got, buddy. 1227 01:05:30,443 --> 01:05:32,618 That was amazing. 1228 01:05:32,687 --> 01:05:34,516 Well I told you I could dance. 1229 01:05:34,585 --> 01:05:36,380 No no, that was incredible. 1230 01:05:36,449 --> 01:05:39,004 I thought nobody could dance better than Sebastian. 1231 01:05:39,073 --> 01:05:40,384 Until you met me. 1232 01:05:41,765 --> 01:05:42,973 Maybe I would've looked better 1233 01:05:43,042 --> 01:05:44,561 if I wore a little leather vest and a 1234 01:05:44,630 --> 01:05:46,252 little pretend badge and a gun with 1235 01:05:46,321 --> 01:05:48,599 five beans in a barrel just waiting to discharge. 1236 01:05:48,668 --> 01:05:51,499 Stop it. 1237 01:05:51,568 --> 01:05:52,949 You are very funny. 1238 01:05:53,018 --> 01:05:54,018 Thank you. 1239 01:05:55,641 --> 01:05:58,230 You're welcome, Laurence. 1240 01:05:58,299 --> 01:06:01,612 I've enjoyed these last few weeks that we've had together. 1241 01:06:01,681 --> 01:06:02,681 Me too. 1242 01:06:03,718 --> 01:06:06,893 I think you are so smart and funny. 1243 01:06:06,963 --> 01:06:09,172 I like being around you. 1244 01:06:09,241 --> 01:06:11,622 I like being around you too. 1245 01:06:11,691 --> 01:06:15,626 I like the way you look, I like hearing about your dreams. 1246 01:06:15,695 --> 01:06:19,837 I think you're the most incredible woman I've ever met. 1247 01:06:21,046 --> 01:06:23,220 Thank you for saying that. 1248 01:06:23,289 --> 01:06:24,704 That is so sweet. 1249 01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:29,709 I wish you didn't have to go, I'm going 1250 01:06:29,778 --> 01:06:32,747 to miss you so much when you leave. 1251 01:06:32,816 --> 01:06:34,645 But I know you have all your inventions 1252 01:06:34,714 --> 01:06:36,785 and your balloons back home. 1253 01:06:36,854 --> 01:06:38,787 I don't care about that. 1254 01:06:38,856 --> 01:06:41,100 If I could, I'd stay here with you. 1255 01:06:41,169 --> 01:06:42,826 If you'd have me. 1256 01:06:42,895 --> 01:06:44,103 I could never ask you to do 1257 01:06:44,172 --> 01:06:46,795 that, to just leave everything? 1258 01:06:46,864 --> 01:06:48,935 I would if I could. 1259 01:06:49,005 --> 01:06:51,317 I love it out here. 1260 01:06:51,386 --> 01:06:55,563 I love the way the moon shines in your eyes. 1261 01:06:55,632 --> 01:06:58,911 The way it makes your skin glow. 1262 01:06:58,980 --> 01:07:00,326 And I love your outfit that 1263 01:07:00,395 --> 01:07:02,846 you put on tonight for the dance. 1264 01:07:02,915 --> 01:07:04,710 It was very cute. 1265 01:07:04,779 --> 01:07:06,125 Did you like my hat? 1266 01:07:06,194 --> 01:07:07,644 Yes. 1267 01:07:07,713 --> 01:07:10,026 It was very big and Mexican. 1268 01:07:11,303 --> 01:07:13,374 It was a very nice touch. 1269 01:07:15,893 --> 01:07:17,216 If there was any way in the world I 1270 01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:20,450 could swing it, I'd stay here with you. 1271 01:07:21,658 --> 01:07:23,004 I don't know exactly what it is 1272 01:07:23,073 --> 01:07:25,144 that we have between us, but I feel 1273 01:07:25,213 --> 01:07:28,527 like we owe it to ourselves to find out. 1274 01:07:30,322 --> 01:07:33,359 Do what you think is right, Laurence. 1275 01:07:33,428 --> 01:07:36,742 If you can stay, and it feels right, 1276 01:07:36,811 --> 01:07:39,538 then I would like that very much. 1277 01:07:40,780 --> 01:07:42,368 It makes me very sad to think 1278 01:07:42,437 --> 01:07:45,233 of never hearing your voice again. 1279 01:08:00,110 --> 01:08:01,249 He's coming! 1280 01:08:02,457 --> 01:08:04,045 He's coming! 1281 01:08:04,114 --> 01:08:05,736 I just saw him back there! 1282 01:08:16,333 --> 01:08:18,335 There you are. 1283 01:08:18,404 --> 01:08:20,855 Ain't you a sight for sore eyes. 1284 01:08:24,686 --> 01:08:26,205 How you been? 1285 01:08:26,274 --> 01:08:27,482 It's been a long time. 1286 01:08:27,551 --> 01:08:28,345 It has. 1287 01:08:28,414 --> 01:08:29,588 Yes. 1288 01:08:29,657 --> 01:08:32,970 Vaughn, Larry, good to see you both again. 1289 01:08:33,039 --> 01:08:34,593 This place is looking great. 1290 01:08:34,662 --> 01:08:36,605 Let me walk you around and show you what's been going on. 1291 01:08:36,629 --> 01:08:37,630 Excellent. 1292 01:08:50,436 --> 01:08:51,920 Is that Malachi? 1293 01:08:52,990 --> 01:08:54,509 What is he doing here? 1294 01:08:54,578 --> 01:08:56,373 I don't know. 1295 01:08:56,442 --> 01:08:59,031 Probably just dropping by to say hello. 1296 01:09:12,665 --> 01:09:14,805 Well well well. 1297 01:09:14,874 --> 01:09:16,531 What do I find here? 1298 01:09:17,705 --> 01:09:20,466 Y'all didn't have to gather here in my honor. 1299 01:09:20,535 --> 01:09:21,650 Looks like we've got some business 1300 01:09:21,674 --> 01:09:23,435 being conducted here, fellas. 1301 01:09:23,504 --> 01:09:26,886 Did I order any business to be conducted? 1302 01:09:28,060 --> 01:09:30,614 Funny, I don't recall that I did. 1303 01:09:30,683 --> 01:09:32,651 I thought I made it clear that this 1304 01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:36,241 sort of meeting would require my attendance. 1305 01:09:36,310 --> 01:09:38,277 Since I normally wouldn't attend such a 1306 01:09:38,346 --> 01:09:42,454 pointless meeting, such a meeting is entirely unauthorized. 1307 01:09:45,595 --> 01:09:49,875 So here's how we're gonna solve this little problem. 1308 01:09:49,944 --> 01:09:54,120 You, Roger, are gonna get back on that horse you rode in on. 1309 01:09:55,432 --> 01:09:56,744 The rest of you? 1310 01:09:57,676 --> 01:09:58,884 I order to return back to your 1311 01:09:58,953 --> 01:10:01,611 meaningless and pointless lives. 1312 01:10:03,095 --> 01:10:05,477 Why don't you back it down about 10 notches, partner. 1313 01:10:05,546 --> 01:10:06,833 You ain't got no say in what we're 1314 01:10:06,857 --> 01:10:10,136 doing here, so why don't you skedaddle? 1315 01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:11,206 I see. 1316 01:10:13,209 --> 01:10:17,351 Well looks like we have no say-so here, boys. 1317 01:10:17,420 --> 01:10:19,111 I must've been mistaken. 1318 01:10:19,180 --> 01:10:23,288 I guess we should just get on our horses and skedaddle. 1319 01:10:25,945 --> 01:10:27,361 Or on second thought. 1320 01:10:28,638 --> 01:10:30,226 Sebastian! 1321 01:10:32,711 --> 01:10:33,505 Sebastian. 1322 01:10:33,574 --> 01:10:34,920 Rosie. 1323 01:10:34,989 --> 01:10:36,646 Is that you? 1324 01:10:36,715 --> 01:10:37,715 Whoops! 1325 01:10:38,958 --> 01:10:40,857 Did I do that out loud? 1326 01:10:41,858 --> 01:10:44,481 I'm sorry, that was an accident. 1327 01:10:45,931 --> 01:10:49,555 I know there's been "accidents" here before. 1328 01:10:51,143 --> 01:10:52,972 I would hate to see any other tragedy befall 1329 01:10:53,041 --> 01:10:55,734 this pathetic excuse for a town, so why don't 1330 01:10:55,803 --> 01:10:59,600 you all just go back to wherever it is you usually are. 1331 01:10:59,669 --> 01:11:01,912 It'd be your safest option. 1332 01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:04,329 Any objections? 1333 01:11:07,332 --> 01:11:08,332 Wonderful. 1334 01:11:10,024 --> 01:11:13,061 You're free to return to nothingness. 1335 01:11:20,724 --> 01:11:22,485 And you'll do it. 1336 01:11:22,554 --> 01:11:25,211 If you know what's good for you. 1337 01:11:34,531 --> 01:11:36,844 What just happened? 1338 01:11:36,913 --> 01:11:38,880 Malachi just happened. 1339 01:11:38,949 --> 01:11:41,952 He wasn't a thing like that the last time we met him. 1340 01:11:42,021 --> 01:11:44,265 I thought you had this taken care of. 1341 01:11:44,334 --> 01:11:45,818 Yeah, they had it worked out. 1342 01:11:45,887 --> 01:11:48,234 Now he's gonna be back and burn down the town. 1343 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:49,788 That's right. 1344 01:11:49,857 --> 01:11:52,138 This was a great place to live 'till you two came to town. 1345 01:11:52,169 --> 01:11:53,654 Thanks a lot! 1346 01:11:57,830 --> 01:11:59,694 Oh come on! 1347 01:11:59,763 --> 01:12:00,937 Seriously. 1348 01:12:01,006 --> 01:12:03,077 Rosa, wait, wait! 1349 01:12:03,146 --> 01:12:06,701 Haven't you caused enough trouble already? 1350 01:12:10,809 --> 01:12:12,258 Just a minute. 1351 01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:14,098 These boys aren't to blame for this, Malachi is. 1352 01:12:14,122 --> 01:12:16,435 We can work something out. 1353 01:12:16,504 --> 01:12:18,023 Captain, I'm sorry. 1354 01:12:18,092 --> 01:12:19,990 There are still too many unresolved issues at 1355 01:12:20,059 --> 01:12:23,856 play here for the railroad to get further involved. 1356 01:12:23,925 --> 01:12:25,617 It's just company policy. 1357 01:12:25,686 --> 01:12:27,515 Sir, if I may please, I don't know 1358 01:12:27,584 --> 01:12:29,137 what Malachi was doing here, but if 1359 01:12:29,206 --> 01:12:31,347 you'd just allow us another chance. 1360 01:12:31,416 --> 01:12:33,866 I'm afraid that's entirely out of the question. 1361 01:12:33,935 --> 01:12:35,730 I'm sorry, I really am. 1362 01:12:37,007 --> 01:12:38,768 I'm sorry I wasted your time coming here. 1363 01:12:38,837 --> 01:12:41,978 At least allow me to let you stay at my home tonight. 1364 01:12:42,047 --> 01:12:44,670 I accept, thank you very much. 1365 01:12:52,057 --> 01:12:53,438 Hey. 1366 01:12:53,507 --> 01:12:55,198 How's your head? 1367 01:12:55,267 --> 01:12:56,820 Awful. 1368 01:12:56,889 --> 01:12:58,408 Thanks to you. 1369 01:12:58,477 --> 01:13:00,237 I'm sorry he hit you. 1370 01:13:00,306 --> 01:13:02,274 I know it must've really hurt. 1371 01:13:02,343 --> 01:13:05,070 In fact, I bet you have a stage three concussion. 1372 01:13:05,139 --> 01:13:07,003 Look, how many fingers am I holding up? 1373 01:13:07,072 --> 01:13:08,936 Get your hand away from my face! 1374 01:13:09,005 --> 01:13:12,457 Why don't you calm down, you psychopath? 1375 01:13:15,011 --> 01:13:16,806 Don't you insult me. 1376 01:13:17,979 --> 01:13:19,222 I have half a mind... 1377 01:13:19,291 --> 01:13:20,637 Do what? 1378 01:13:20,706 --> 01:13:22,328 You feeling froggy? 1379 01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:23,951 Why don't you jump? 1380 01:13:27,437 --> 01:13:28,300 Calm down. 1381 01:13:28,369 --> 01:13:30,095 You want some. 1382 01:13:31,268 --> 01:13:32,028 Really? 1383 01:13:32,097 --> 01:13:32,891 Calm down. 1384 01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:33,788 You asked for it. 1385 01:13:33,857 --> 01:13:34,962 - Whoa! - Whoa, whoa! 1386 01:13:35,031 --> 01:13:36,180 By the power vested in me in the 1387 01:13:36,204 --> 01:13:37,596 territory of Arizona, and the town of 1388 01:13:37,620 --> 01:13:40,105 Pumpkinville, I hereby place you under arrest! 1389 01:13:40,174 --> 01:13:42,141 On what grounds? 1390 01:13:42,210 --> 01:13:43,419 Treason! 1391 01:13:43,488 --> 01:13:44,913 Now get them belts off and turn around, 1392 01:13:44,937 --> 01:13:48,734 you yellow-bellied, don't you say another word! 1393 01:13:48,803 --> 01:13:50,149 Easy, easy. 1394 01:13:59,883 --> 01:14:03,680 Gather all around, people, dead men walking! 1395 01:14:07,339 --> 01:14:08,961 Dead men walking! 1396 01:14:09,030 --> 01:14:10,998 I said dead men walking! 1397 01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:14,450 Today we's a havin' us a hanging! 1398 01:14:14,519 --> 01:14:15,278 Stop this! 1399 01:14:15,347 --> 01:14:16,486 Stop this right now! 1400 01:14:16,555 --> 01:14:18,419 Get back woman, this don't concern you! 1401 01:14:18,488 --> 01:14:20,559 Go find papa right now. 1402 01:14:26,738 --> 01:14:28,291 Get up there, go. 1403 01:14:54,110 --> 01:14:56,975 Don't we get any last words? 1404 01:14:57,044 --> 01:14:58,286 I'll allow it. 1405 01:14:58,355 --> 01:14:59,667 Make them brief. 1406 01:15:04,707 --> 01:15:07,157 Dearly beloved, we're gathered here 1407 01:15:07,226 --> 01:15:10,195 today, in the presence of this town. 1408 01:15:11,852 --> 01:15:13,716 I don't wanna die! 1409 01:15:16,132 --> 01:15:19,376 The only thing that we have to fear... 1410 01:15:19,445 --> 01:15:20,688 Is fear itself. 1411 01:15:24,209 --> 01:15:26,522 Four score and 20 years ago. 1412 01:15:29,904 --> 01:15:31,147 I have a dream! 1413 01:15:32,907 --> 01:15:36,808 A dream that's deeply rooted in the American dream. 1414 01:15:36,877 --> 01:15:37,636 Today! 1415 01:15:37,705 --> 01:15:39,086 Day, day, day. 1416 01:15:39,155 --> 01:15:40,363 I consider myself! 1417 01:15:40,432 --> 01:15:42,261 'Self, 'self, 'self. 1418 01:15:42,330 --> 01:15:43,330 The luckiest man! 1419 01:15:43,366 --> 01:15:44,678 Man, man, man. 1420 01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:50,476 One small step for mankind and one giant... 1421 01:15:50,546 --> 01:15:52,755 Oh enough of your babbling! 1422 01:15:52,824 --> 01:15:54,284 No one understands what you're saying or 1423 01:15:54,308 --> 01:15:56,897 wants to watch you cry, you yellow sissy! 1424 01:15:56,966 --> 01:15:59,416 Where's the lever on this thing, on the count of three. 1425 01:15:59,485 --> 01:16:00,935 Here we go, one... 1426 01:16:01,004 --> 01:16:04,076 Oh mercy, I haven't had a chance to live! 1427 01:16:04,145 --> 01:16:05,353 Two! 1428 01:16:05,422 --> 01:16:06,838 What do you think you're doing here? 1429 01:16:06,907 --> 01:16:08,540 Stop it this instant, Sebastian Walker, before I 1430 01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:10,945 take you over my knee and give you a what for. 1431 01:16:11,014 --> 01:16:12,706 Back away from there now. 1432 01:16:12,775 --> 01:16:14,200 The charge is treason and the penalty 1433 01:16:14,224 --> 01:16:17,089 is death, am I right or am I right? 1434 01:16:19,195 --> 01:16:23,233 I say am I right or am I right, come on! 1435 01:16:23,302 --> 01:16:25,201 Sebastian, it's over. 1436 01:16:32,035 --> 01:16:33,219 You know, with you here, we'll 1437 01:16:33,243 --> 01:16:35,694 never get to use these things. 1438 01:16:59,891 --> 01:17:01,271 What a debacle. 1439 01:17:02,514 --> 01:17:04,136 You think? 1440 01:17:04,205 --> 01:17:05,344 Yeah. 1441 01:17:05,413 --> 01:17:06,829 All that had to happen was Roger 1442 01:17:06,898 --> 01:17:08,347 take a little look around town, 1443 01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:10,349 see that he liked what we had, 1444 01:17:10,418 --> 01:17:11,913 and we would've been up and out of here, 1445 01:17:11,937 --> 01:17:14,768 but instead, in one second, the whole 1446 01:17:14,837 --> 01:17:15,952 town hates us and the next thing 1447 01:17:15,976 --> 01:17:17,460 we know we're being strung up. 1448 01:17:17,529 --> 01:17:21,291 Yeah, well nice work out there, pumpkin cakes! 1449 01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:22,810 Pumpkin cakes? 1450 01:17:22,879 --> 01:17:24,294 What's your problem all of a sudden? 1451 01:17:24,363 --> 01:17:26,400 Oh let's see, what seems to be my problem? 1452 01:17:26,469 --> 01:17:27,712 Let's start with you personally 1453 01:17:27,781 --> 01:17:30,887 arranging for us to be hung out there! 1454 01:17:30,956 --> 01:17:32,475 I think you got me confused with the 1455 01:17:32,544 --> 01:17:34,063 little third point of the lover 1456 01:17:34,132 --> 01:17:36,582 triangle that you got yourself involved in. 1457 01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:39,378 It was Sebastian that had the gun, not me. 1458 01:17:39,447 --> 01:17:41,449 Yeah, whatever. 1459 01:17:41,518 --> 01:17:43,693 You know, come to think of it, 1460 01:17:43,762 --> 01:17:45,868 you weren't really much help up there, were you? 1461 01:17:45,937 --> 01:17:47,628 With all your little sobbing. 1462 01:17:47,697 --> 01:17:50,113 Okay, and you and your bizarre mash-up of 1463 01:17:50,182 --> 01:17:53,703 speeches really got the job done there, didn't it? 1464 01:17:53,772 --> 01:17:55,153 Yeah, which is a lot more than what 1465 01:17:55,222 --> 01:17:58,328 you did with all your little crying. 1466 01:17:58,397 --> 01:18:00,227 Knock it off, you whiner. 1467 01:18:00,296 --> 01:18:01,815 Why don't you relax? 1468 01:18:01,884 --> 01:18:03,506 You know, now you're gonna have 1469 01:18:03,575 --> 01:18:05,301 all the time in the world to pursue 1470 01:18:05,370 --> 01:18:08,614 your little relationship with Rosa, right? 1471 01:18:08,684 --> 01:18:10,720 Because now Christine is a widow 1472 01:18:10,789 --> 01:18:13,240 and the kids, they don't have a father. 1473 01:18:13,309 --> 01:18:15,725 But no no no no, you just worry about your 1474 01:18:15,794 --> 01:18:18,866 little relationship with your girlfriend, mkay? 1475 01:18:18,935 --> 01:18:21,455 Okay, and whose fault is all of this? 1476 01:18:21,524 --> 01:18:22,764 I mean you do realize that this 1477 01:18:22,801 --> 01:18:24,561 was your fault in the first place 1478 01:18:24,630 --> 01:18:27,047 that we're even here, don't you? 1479 01:18:27,116 --> 01:18:28,565 Okay, okay, well why don't you 1480 01:18:28,634 --> 01:18:30,188 tell me a little bit more about that 1481 01:18:30,257 --> 01:18:32,362 because this will be really interesting 1482 01:18:32,431 --> 01:18:34,779 coming from the, can I even remember it all, 1483 01:18:34,848 --> 01:18:37,816 let's see, the balloon owning inventor 1484 01:18:37,885 --> 01:18:39,715 with the Ivy League education. 1485 01:18:39,784 --> 01:18:41,064 You ever stop to think that maybe 1486 01:18:41,095 --> 01:18:42,959 Rosa likes you a little bit more for who 1487 01:18:43,028 --> 01:18:44,961 you pretend to be rather than who you are? 1488 01:18:45,030 --> 01:18:45,859 Do you wanna go there? 1489 01:18:45,928 --> 01:18:46,791 Sure! 1490 01:18:46,860 --> 01:18:47,584 You really wanna go there? 1491 01:18:47,653 --> 01:18:48,827 Yeah, let's do it. 1492 01:18:48,896 --> 01:18:50,080 Okay, let's see, we met Jacuzzi down 1493 01:18:50,104 --> 01:18:51,150 at the river, why were we at the river? 1494 01:18:51,174 --> 01:18:52,454 We were at the river because you 1495 01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:54,212 were whining and moaning and complaining 1496 01:18:54,281 --> 01:18:57,491 about getting fired from your stupid job. 1497 01:18:57,560 --> 01:18:58,779 And rather than standing up for 1498 01:18:58,803 --> 01:19:02,565 yourself, you did what you always do! 1499 01:19:02,634 --> 01:19:04,601 You took it lying down! 1500 01:19:04,670 --> 01:19:08,778 "Oh boo hoo, I got fired, time to eat government cheese." 1501 01:19:10,021 --> 01:19:10,780 Yeah, well I... 1502 01:19:10,849 --> 01:19:13,058 This is a debacle? 1503 01:19:13,127 --> 01:19:15,405 You're the debacle. 1504 01:19:15,474 --> 01:19:18,167 You don't have anyone to blame but yourself. 1505 01:19:18,236 --> 01:19:20,514 You know, I tried standing up to 1506 01:19:20,583 --> 01:19:22,792 him this time, and what did it get me? 1507 01:19:22,861 --> 01:19:25,036 It got me stuck in this little time warp, 1508 01:19:25,105 --> 01:19:27,832 wearing this stupid clothes, with somebody with 1509 01:19:27,901 --> 01:19:31,836 the emotional intelligence of a 12 year old boy! 1510 01:19:32,802 --> 01:19:35,909 You take that back right now. 1511 01:19:35,978 --> 01:19:37,324 Okay. 1512 01:19:37,393 --> 01:19:38,877 I'm sorry. 1513 01:19:38,946 --> 01:19:41,707 These clothes aren't that stupid. 1514 01:19:45,470 --> 01:19:46,470 Larry! 1515 01:19:47,161 --> 01:19:48,266 Larry, come back! 1516 01:19:49,715 --> 01:19:51,338 I didn't mean it. 1517 01:20:03,005 --> 01:20:04,523 So I think I'm gonna stick around 1518 01:20:04,592 --> 01:20:07,009 a little while longer after all. 1519 01:20:07,078 --> 01:20:09,183 Oh that would be terrific! 1520 01:20:09,252 --> 01:20:13,463 But I thought you had to get back home with Vaughn. 1521 01:20:13,532 --> 01:20:15,741 Vaughn and I are parting company. 1522 01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:19,504 He's going his way and, well, I'm going mine. 1523 01:20:27,581 --> 01:20:29,410 It was a pleasure to see Roger again. 1524 01:20:29,479 --> 01:20:32,137 I wish it were under different circumstances. 1525 01:20:32,206 --> 01:20:33,932 He said we had a nice little town here. 1526 01:20:34,001 --> 01:20:35,554 But it came down to the unwillingness 1527 01:20:35,623 --> 01:20:36,903 of the railroad to work with any 1528 01:20:36,970 --> 01:20:39,524 kind of problem that Malachi might pose. 1529 01:20:39,593 --> 01:20:42,561 I wish it would've worked out. 1530 01:20:42,630 --> 01:20:44,115 He's coming, he's coming! 1531 01:20:44,184 --> 01:20:45,461 Malachi is coming! 1532 01:20:45,530 --> 01:20:47,290 He's coming from the south! 1533 01:20:56,506 --> 01:21:00,096 He's come back to finish us off for sure! 1534 01:21:00,165 --> 01:21:01,857 Every many for himself! 1535 01:21:01,926 --> 01:21:05,964 Run for the hills, hide the women, hide the children! 1536 01:21:18,183 --> 01:21:23,050 Where are the fine citizens of Pumpkinville this morning? 1537 01:21:23,119 --> 01:21:24,119 Hello? 1538 01:21:26,053 --> 01:21:27,123 Anybody here? 1539 01:21:28,711 --> 01:21:30,471 That's a shame. 1540 01:21:30,540 --> 01:21:34,165 'Cause I'm here to thwart your town! 1541 01:21:34,234 --> 01:21:36,650 Anybody wanna try to stop me? 1542 01:21:54,392 --> 01:21:55,393 What's this? 1543 01:21:56,290 --> 01:21:57,360 A challenger? 1544 01:22:00,225 --> 01:22:04,264 Run along now, boy, before you get yourself shot. 1545 01:22:05,886 --> 01:22:07,405 Does a newspaper man really wanna get 1546 01:22:07,474 --> 01:22:11,167 hurt over something as pathetic as this town? 1547 01:22:13,998 --> 01:22:17,242 Well I guess the answer to that is yes. 1548 01:22:19,900 --> 01:22:20,936 Let us begin. 1549 01:22:26,562 --> 01:22:29,185 Ah, two for the price of one, terrific. 1550 01:22:29,254 --> 01:22:32,982 Which one of you would like to be shot first? 1551 01:22:35,847 --> 01:22:38,436 Well I guess that would be you. 1552 01:22:47,445 --> 01:22:48,756 That was cool. 1553 01:22:52,968 --> 01:22:54,210 Yeah! 1554 01:22:54,279 --> 01:22:55,279 Woohoo! 1555 01:22:56,212 --> 01:22:57,212 Yeah! 1556 01:22:58,732 --> 01:22:59,732 Yeah! 1557 01:23:03,254 --> 01:23:04,634 Larry? 1558 01:23:04,703 --> 01:23:05,808 Yeah Vaughn? 1559 01:23:07,051 --> 01:23:08,742 You just used all your bullets. 1560 01:23:08,811 --> 01:23:12,056 I don't think Malachi knows. 1561 01:23:12,125 --> 01:23:15,093 Pretty sure he knows how to count. 1562 01:23:20,823 --> 01:23:22,859 This isn't your fight, Reverend. 1563 01:23:22,928 --> 01:23:24,482 This is my fight. 1564 01:23:25,931 --> 01:23:29,694 What about all that turn the other cheek stuff? 1565 01:23:29,763 --> 01:23:33,905 As Moses commanded the pharaoh, let my people go. 1566 01:23:56,790 --> 01:23:58,309 Hey now. 1567 01:23:58,378 --> 01:24:00,828 There's no need for bloodshed. 1568 01:24:00,897 --> 01:24:04,970 I respect you fine folks, I have no quarrel with you. 1569 01:24:05,799 --> 01:24:07,732 My quarrel is with him. 1570 01:24:09,596 --> 01:24:11,701 I'm not leaving you, Vaughn. 1571 01:24:11,770 --> 01:24:13,772 I got this one, Larry. 1572 01:24:48,393 --> 01:24:50,292 It's just you and me. 1573 01:25:11,244 --> 01:25:12,244 Don't shoot. 1574 01:25:13,211 --> 01:25:14,557 I didn't mean any harm. 1575 01:25:14,626 --> 01:25:16,732 Here's what you're gonna do, Malachi. 1576 01:25:16,801 --> 01:25:18,458 You're gonna get up off that ground 1577 01:25:18,527 --> 01:25:19,676 and you're gonna go back to your 1578 01:25:19,700 --> 01:25:22,841 pathetic, meaningless, worthless life. 1579 01:25:25,050 --> 01:25:26,050 Or else... 1580 01:25:27,570 --> 01:25:29,538 Or else what, Sebastian? 1581 01:25:31,229 --> 01:25:33,335 First of all, you're gonna hit 1582 01:25:33,404 --> 01:25:35,337 him in the head really hard. 1583 01:25:35,406 --> 01:25:36,659 Then you're gonna embarrass him in front 1584 01:25:36,683 --> 01:25:38,236 of everybody and make him look like 1585 01:25:38,305 --> 01:25:41,929 he's a pretend lawman and hurt his feelings. 1586 01:25:44,518 --> 01:25:45,761 Get up! 1587 01:25:45,830 --> 01:25:47,452 Get outta here! 1588 01:25:47,521 --> 01:25:50,006 Go on, get up, get outta here! 1589 01:25:55,219 --> 01:25:56,219 He's gone! 1590 01:25:57,635 --> 01:25:59,119 He is gone! 1591 01:26:44,958 --> 01:26:46,270 I smell bacon. 1592 01:26:47,892 --> 01:26:48,996 I love bacon. 1593 01:26:51,482 --> 01:26:53,346 Daddy, daddy, rocket! 1594 01:26:54,864 --> 01:26:57,626 Where's the cheering crowd to Pumpkinville? 1595 01:26:57,695 --> 01:26:59,490 Is this real? 1596 01:26:59,559 --> 01:27:00,732 We're back? 1597 01:27:02,769 --> 01:27:03,769 Yes! 1598 01:27:05,703 --> 01:27:08,430 I am so sorry I was gone. 1599 01:27:08,499 --> 01:27:09,776 But now I'm back and things are 1600 01:27:09,845 --> 01:27:11,709 gonna be different, I promise. 1601 01:27:11,778 --> 01:27:15,126 You're back from sleeping on the couch. 1602 01:27:16,369 --> 01:27:18,543 Yeah, yeah, from the night on the couch. 1603 01:27:18,612 --> 01:27:20,304 You want some breakfast too, Larry? 1604 01:27:20,373 --> 01:27:21,373 Okay. 1605 01:27:22,582 --> 01:27:24,042 Can you get one of the chairs from the party last night? 1606 01:27:24,066 --> 01:27:24,929 They're alongside the house. 1607 01:27:24,998 --> 01:27:25,998 Okay. 1608 01:27:29,105 --> 01:27:30,866 What in the world has happened? 1609 01:27:30,935 --> 01:27:32,108 I have no idea. 1610 01:27:32,177 --> 01:27:34,559 A time warp, a dream? 1611 01:27:34,628 --> 01:27:36,216 Like a mirage? 1612 01:27:36,285 --> 01:27:38,425 I mean it can't be! 1613 01:27:38,494 --> 01:27:39,875 We did it. 1614 01:27:39,944 --> 01:27:42,429 I tell you, that Keezheekoni, he's a man of his word. 1615 01:27:42,498 --> 01:27:46,053 He said heal the town and boom, we're back. 1616 01:27:48,297 --> 01:27:50,368 There he is. 1617 01:27:50,437 --> 01:27:51,473 Yikes. 1618 01:27:51,542 --> 01:27:52,957 Nice bed head, sport. 1619 01:27:53,026 --> 01:27:54,476 Listen, I'm gonna need you to 1620 01:27:54,545 --> 01:27:56,443 get that fence outta here by noon. 1621 01:27:56,512 --> 01:27:58,100 We're getting the pool today. 1622 01:27:58,169 --> 01:27:59,826 Why don't you back off, Roland? 1623 01:27:59,895 --> 01:28:02,104 I got this, Larry. 1624 01:28:02,173 --> 01:28:04,037 I'm not gonna pull up my fence 1625 01:28:04,106 --> 01:28:06,729 so you can put in your pool. 1626 01:28:06,798 --> 01:28:08,179 You wanna put a pool up? 1627 01:28:08,248 --> 01:28:10,595 Put it on your ground. 1628 01:28:10,664 --> 01:28:12,287 Oh my goodness. 1629 01:28:12,356 --> 01:28:14,806 I guess you really do wanna get body slammed. 1630 01:28:14,875 --> 01:28:18,016 This isn't the third grade anymore, Roland. 1631 01:28:18,085 --> 01:28:20,467 I want you to get out of my yard. 1632 01:28:20,536 --> 01:28:22,435 I'm serious, leave now. 1633 01:28:24,022 --> 01:28:25,300 Cut him down. 1634 01:28:26,749 --> 01:28:29,373 Are you sure you wanna rumble? 1635 01:28:31,582 --> 01:28:33,722 Let my people go. 1636 01:28:52,672 --> 01:28:56,814 Come back again, there'll be more where that came from. 1637 01:29:09,274 --> 01:29:10,931 Can I get you a water while you wait? 1638 01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:12,450 Water would be great. 1639 01:29:12,519 --> 01:29:13,519 Thank you. 1640 01:29:20,044 --> 01:29:21,252 What up, cuz? 1641 01:29:21,321 --> 01:29:22,805 A little of this, a little of that. 1642 01:29:22,874 --> 01:29:24,220 So how was your vacation? 1643 01:29:24,289 --> 01:29:26,050 It was perfect. 1644 01:29:26,119 --> 01:29:27,569 So where'd you guys go again? 1645 01:29:27,638 --> 01:29:30,779 Seven night western Caribbean cruise. 1646 01:29:30,848 --> 01:29:31,848 You? 1647 01:29:31,883 --> 01:29:33,057 On a cruise? 1648 01:29:33,126 --> 01:29:36,405 That's awesome! 1649 01:29:36,474 --> 01:29:40,305 Dude, we're dying down at the shop without you. 1650 01:29:40,375 --> 01:29:43,343 Mr. Carter says he wants you back big time. 1651 01:29:43,412 --> 01:29:45,794 Yeah, he's left me a couple voicemail. 1652 01:29:45,863 --> 01:29:47,243 You coming back? 1653 01:29:47,312 --> 01:29:48,312 Well... 1654 01:29:49,453 --> 01:29:50,453 No. 1655 01:29:51,524 --> 01:29:52,524 I'm not. 1656 01:29:56,874 --> 01:29:59,773 Vaughn's Collision Center. 1657 01:29:59,842 --> 01:30:01,257 And I'm in need of a new service 1658 01:30:01,326 --> 01:30:04,053 manager, so if you know anybody. 1659 01:30:04,122 --> 01:30:06,262 What's going on with you? 1660 01:30:06,331 --> 01:30:09,024 Call it the Pumpkinville experience. 1661 01:30:09,093 --> 01:30:11,198 Man, I have done over 100 searches online 1662 01:30:11,267 --> 01:30:13,787 and can't find anything about that place. 1663 01:30:13,856 --> 01:30:15,271 Some things can't be explained, 1664 01:30:15,340 --> 01:30:18,378 I just say thank God it happened. 1665 01:30:18,447 --> 01:30:21,139 Talk about an eye opening experience. 1666 01:30:21,208 --> 01:30:25,350 I mean for one thing, I am done living some pretend life. 1667 01:30:26,800 --> 01:30:30,770 It's time for me to open up and try something new. 1668 01:30:30,839 --> 01:30:31,736 Here you go. 1669 01:30:31,805 --> 01:30:33,117 Thank you. 1670 01:30:33,186 --> 01:30:34,843 What can I get for you to drink? 1671 01:30:34,912 --> 01:30:37,639 I think I'll just take a water. 1672 01:30:43,955 --> 01:30:46,510 I'll be back with your water. 1673 01:30:52,343 --> 01:30:53,586 Pumpkinville. 115783