All language subtitles for Sedona 2011 cc

[Man]
Hey, Mona,
how you doing up there?

Fabulous.

Excellent.
Do you wanna get a photo?

I'm gonna go ahead
and circle back around.

[Phone ringing]

Hey, Linda, what's up?

I just don't know
where I am.

Denny! Denny, get down.

Hi, young man.
Hi.

Where are you
visiting from?

San Diego.
That's in California.

Is that your friend?

No, that's my brother,
Jeremy. He's twelve.

You want a balloon?
Sure.

There you go.

Ah, I got it. Let's go.

Guys! Come on.

What about you?
Do you want one? Yeah?

Can we go
on a helicopter?

No. Absolutely not.

Why not?

Give me my phone.

Oh, hey!
I'm in sedona.

What?

Sedona? Okay. Well, at least
you're in the right state.

Bye, mum.
Bye.

Why are you running
so far behind?

Wait a minute. Tammy,

I-- so, what are
you calling about?

Did you get the message
he left for you this morning?

Well, beckwith has to leave
tomorrow morning.

What? Oh, crap!

He's canceling
our meeting?

Seriously?

Denny! Sorry. Sorry.

I'm going to have
to call you back.

I should call you back.

What are you thinkin'?
Huh?

He's fine.
Sorry about that.

[Horn blaring]

What happened? What is
wrong with you? You know
you're not supposed

to just run out
into the street!

So what do we do first?
Look for a plane?

And wait for us.
I did that!

All right, all right,
all right.

All right, come on.
Let's go. Hop.

[Sighs]
Come on.

Hey!

Of course I'm ready.
Shit, does it have to
happen today?

This is too important
for something to go wrong.

I want that contract.

Oh, stop it.

I thought you were ignoring
your birthday, anyway.

Ignoring it doesn't mean
it's not still cursed.

You're being ridiculous.

At the op-- uh,
how far are we
from Phoenix?

That's about two hours.

That's it?

Probably get in not long
after your spa appointment,

I've got plenty of time.

So don't you dare miss it.

What's that
supposed to mean?

I could have driven,
you know.
Yeah.

I'm just checking
my messages.

You're running down
my batteries.
Hey!

I was listening. Stop!

How did we ever survive
before the cell phone?

Hey, Andy. You talk on
your phone just as much
as I do.

Oh, please. I-- who doesn't
even have their phone here?

Well, it's good to have
one with you.

Yeah, but you don't have
to answer it every Dee-dang
time it rings.

Well, if I don't answer
it now, then they keep
calling,

and then I'm gonna have
to call them back--

so, it's just one of
those things we have
to deal with later.

You know, it wouldn't hurt
to just turn it off.

Focus on your family
for a while.

It's not fair.
All right?

What do you think
I'm doing?

What's the point
of a vacation?

It's your birthday,
for crying out loud.

Okay, slow down.
Slow down.

Quick. Stop the car.
Stop the car.

Boys. Boys, look.

Where?
That. Right up there,
on the left.

What is it, daddy?

Pigs?

[Denny]
I want to see 'em.

They must be

are they mean?
No.

Yes. Yeah.

[Man, shouting]

Okay, so now we're going
to be flying over

boynton canyon,
and on the right,

comin' up, you can
see the backside--

[engine sputters,
bangs, runs faster]

All right. Everything's fine.
Everything's fine.

Okay, we're going to have
to come back to the airport.

I've got some sort
of engine problem.

[Engine racing]

[Plane sputtering]

Oh, come on!
What?

All right. I'll turn
the ringer off, okay?

Why don't you just
leave it in the car?

What?
Leave your phone
in the car.

I dare you.

What if we need it?
Why would we need it?

You want me to
leave it in the car.
Yes, I do.

That's gonna make you happy.
That will make me
very happy.

Okay. In the car.
No!

Yes.
[Imitating jet engine]

Here it goes! Oh.

[Laughing]

I love you!
Put me down.

[Chuckles, sighs]

Okay. Here we go.

Do we

I'm tired. Can we
go back to the lodge?

No.
[Denny]
Where's mine?

Right here.

I can do it!
All right.

Whoa.

[Hawk crying]

[Man shouting]

[Sputtering]

Uh, gordy? I think
you're too low.

What?

[Sputtering]

What the--

[screeching, banging]

Oh, there you go.

Boo!
[Chuckles]

Yeah. All right.

You got me.

Hey, can we go to the alien
restaurant again tonight?

No! Remember
what today is?

We're gonna take daddy
someplace special.

Please? I want to play that
video game. It's so cool.

Maybe tomorrow.

Okay.
All right. Give me your hand.

I can do it!
Yeah, yeah, I know.

Just give me your hand.
Okay.

Give me your hand.
[Laughs]

Hi, this is Tammy Johnson.
I need to cancel
an appointment at the spa.

Yeah. No, it's for a massage,
a couple of other things--

one o'clock. Yeah,
I'm not gonna be there.

Can you handle that? No, but
don't cancel the reservation,

just cancel the appointment.

You got that.
Okay. Thank you.

Hey, how's it goin'?
How do you think?

Oh, sorry.

So, how's my car?
Oh, the car is fine.

Except for the axle.

Now, we ain't a body shop,
so we can't do nothin'
about the bumper

and the dents and scrapes
on the ass-end of it.

So what about the axle?

Well, we can have you
on the road, uh,

tomorrow morning.

Oh, no. That won't do.
I need it fixed now.

Oh. Well, normally that
wouldn't be a problem,

but, uh, we got several
jobs ahead of you.

Here. Charge me double,
I don't care.

Charge me triple.
Just do what you got to do.

Well, all righty, then.

Like I said, you're at
the top of the list.

How much time?
Couple hours, probably.

What are you waiting for?
Oh. Uh, yes, ma'am.

I'll get right on it
for you.

Alana! Did you hear?
Jalandhara just told me

that a tour plane
landed on 89a!

Isn't that incredible?
Incredible.

This lady can tell you
all about it, firsthand.

Oh, really? How so?
We're fixin' her car.

Oh, you mean-- [gasps]
I'm the lucky person

said plane landed on.
Oh!
[Laughing]

Oh, oh. I'm sorry.
It just took me off-guard.

You must have been
scared to death.

I'm Deb lovejoy.
Tammy Johnson.

Hi, Tammy. So,
you were right there,

at that exact moment.

Why do you think that was?

A really crappy coincidence.

Oh, hon. There are
no coincidences.

Mercury is in retrograde.
It started last night.

Would you like me
to do a reading?

A reading?
Mm-hmm!

Oh, well, an intuitive
reading. No charge,
under the circumstances.

You mean,
that psychic bullshit?

No, i-I'm sorry. I--
it's just that I don't
believe in that... stuff.

No offense.
Oh, I don't get
offended, hon.

Listen. If you change
your mind, there's my card.

Hey, Deb.
I just had an idea.

Do you have an opening?
She has, like,
a two-hour wait.

Oh, yeah. I can
take you right now.

Ladies, didn't you hear me?

I am depressed enough
without knowing my future.

Oh, not that. I'm talkin'
about your feet.

Mm, feet.
She does pedicures.

Oh, that's perfect! I heard you
cancel your massage appointment,

and this is
the next best thing.

It's better!

I don't think so.

Oh, you have to!
It's like fate, almost.

Almost!
It is fate.

And I would not mess
with fate, if I were you.

You don't want
to piss off the stars.

N-- uh-- okay, whatever.
It's better than
standing around here.

[Laughing]
Your feet are in my hands.

Denny!

Hey, be careful.
Why do you got
to get so close?

Wow. This is beautiful.

Scott. This really is
worth a look.

Uh, yeah, right.

But that's too cool.

Hey, dad, can we go
climb down it?

No. And look,
I don't understand!

There's nothing you could see
from over there that you can't
see from over here.

Boys, stand there
for a picture.

I-I don't think
that's a good idea.

Will you just come down
here and take a picture
with your sons?

I'm not having any fun!

Okay?

Come on!

[Clicks]
Perfect.

Now, you are from...

Portland.
Oh, I hear it's
really beautiful there.

Well, it rains a lot.
[Laughs]

And it's your first time
in sedona.

Yeah. Not that
I meant it to be.

Oh. Not consciously,
anyway.

Say, do you have
a restroom I can use?

Oh, sure.
Right this way.

Thank you.

You feel anything?

No. I don't feel anything--
guys, watch it so close
to the edge, please?

What am I supposed
to be feeling?
Mm.

This is a vortex.
[Laughs]

What's a vortex?

It's a heightened center
of spiritual energy.

Or something like that.
I don't know. That's what
the guy at the store said.

Oh, "the guy at
the store" said that? Oh.

Oh, which guy was it?

Was it the guy dressed like
Jesus, was it the guy--
[Laughing]

With a giant Santa beard?

It was Jesus.
It was Jesus? I knew it.

If you can't trust Jesus,
who can you trust?

What, didn't your client
tell you about the vortexes?

No, he didn't
mention vortexes.

He just said that
this, uh, place

would help me
get more connected.

Connected to what?

Your BlackBerry?

My inner child.
[Laughs]

Did she say that? Did she
say those exact words?

Yup.

Love her.

Jeremy? Keeping
an eye on your brother?

Yes.
Yes.

They're fine. So let 'em be
kids for a little while.

Don't have to be so...
Neurotic about it
all the time.

It's not neurotic to want
to keep him safe.

Remember when Jeremy
was, like, two or three?

We used to go to
your parents' lake house.

Every single weekend.
You remember that?

Yeah.

Why don't we ever
do that anymore?

That was

you remember fun?
I remember fun.

We got two kids.
We got a house to pay for.
We're kinda busy.

You know charlene?

You know her brother,
who just died?
Yeah.

He was 40.
He wasn't 40.

He was 40...
He wasn't 40.

Yes, he was.
No, he wasn't.
He was older than that.

Yes, he was. He was 40,
and he dropped dead
of a heart attack.

What's your point?

My point is, is that
you are working yourself
into an early grave.

And if you drop dead
of a heart attack, it's
really gonna piss me off.

Charlene's brother was fat.
Not that fat.

Yes, he wa-- what
are you talking about,
"not that fat"?

All right, hey, listen.
Look at me.

I'm just sayin',
chill, baby.

Okay?

I'm a lot more relaxed
than I used to be.
[Laughs]

[Laughs]
What?

And charlene's brother
was

[laughing]
Okay?

What do you think
it looks like?
A mountain.

No! What do you think
it looks like?

I don't know.
I think it looks like
a lariat. Look!

It looks like
a big rock to me.

I want to climb it.

Yeah, right. Like
you could climb it.

Could if I wanted to.

You can't even climb
the oak tree at grandpa's.
So?

That's not the same.
You're too little.

No I'm not!
Yeah, you are.

Shrimp.

Daddy said to quit
calling me that.

Ooh, sorry, mini-shrimp.
Stop it!

No!
I'm telling daddy.

Yeah, whatever.

Would you like holistic,
or basic?

Say what?

Holistic includes
balancing your chakras,

and a little reflexology.

Uh, no thank you.
Just whatever's quickest.

Basic it is.

Your feet are
like cement.

Ouch!
See what I mean?

What's your sign?

Why?
Well, I have a guess.

I want to see
if I'm right.

I dabble a little bit
in astrology.

Well, my birthday's today,
so you tell me.

Oh, my goodness!
Happy birthday.

How old are you?

That, I'd rather
not discuss.

Oh, I love birthdays.
I always feel like
I made it through

another year,
and I'm still here!

They remind me
of all the mistakes
I've made in my life.

Well, how you view it
is how you do it.

That's my motto.

So were you right?
About what?

About my sign.

Would you believe me
if I said I was?

[Chuckles]
No.

[Both laughing]

How old is your son?

I'm sorry?
You mentioned
you had a son?

No.
Oh, no, you didn't.

My mistake.

Well, she's not sick.

Then what is it?

You are pregnant.

She can't be.
That's impossible.

That's impossible,
right, Tammy Jo?

[Dinging]

You dozed off.
That's a good thing.

Shouldn't you get that?

No, not in the middle
of our session.

Disturbs the flow.

And besides, it's rude.

[Knocking]
I think you should
answer the door.

Are you sure?
Yeah.

Okay.

Nicholas, what the hell?
I tried calling.

You didn't get
my e-mails?

You can't just show up
at my house. I've got
a client in there.

I got a job.
Oh, Nicholas.

It's with an
insurance company.
That's nice.

In a few weeks, I'll be able
to afford my own place.

I thought I had
made myself clear.

I'm doing everything
you told me to do.
Oh, you poor thing.

Stop that!

Now, you just don't
get this, do you?
I cannot go out

with someone
younger than my kids.

You said that age
was just a number.

You said--
look at me!

Now, I don't blame you
for wanting me,

but believe me, there
are lots of girls who
would love to snag you up.

I don't want other--
oh, do I have to do this?

If you don't leave me
alone, I'm gonna have
to call the police.

Now, you don't want
that, do you? Hmm?
But--

you want me
to have the flowers?
Oh, they're lovely.

Nicholas! Did you cut
these off my bush?

Oh! Go home!

[Sighs]
That guy--

sorry about that! Online dating.
It has been wild.

And a lot of fun.
Here you go. Keep it.

But we haven't finished!
My car's almost ready.

I got to get
on the road.

Thank you for everything.

Oh, let me peek.

Coast is clear.

Listen. You know, it's
not every day that your car
gets run off the road

by an airplane.
Yeah.

I'm just sayin'
that everything
happens for a reason.

Good-bye.
Good luck!

Took more days off this year
than I did last year.

Did you know that?
[Chuckles]

I bet you didn't even
know that.
Mm-hmm.

And I take Denny to baseball,
twice a week.

That's something
I do for him.

For him or for you?

He loves it.
You mean, you love it.

We should have let him quit
when he asked us to.

Oh, you know, that's
a really good idea.

You know what? Any time
he starts something, and
then he changes his mind,

he should just
be able to quit.

Come on, you know--

he's got to know
if he starts something,
he needs to finish it.

Hang on. To be fair,
you're the one that

talked him into it
in the first place.

Okay, well, he likes it now.
No, he doesn't.

Yes, he does!
And if he didn't,
he'd say something.

He did say something.
Twice.

He won't say anything now,
because he's afraid he's
gonna disappoint you.

Again. Just like last time.

We should be headed
back soon.

Why? We've got
all afternoon.

I've got a conference
call after lunch.

You're kidding.

No, I'm not.

[Softly]
Yeah. I know you're not.

You know, it's just--

never mind.

Where's my iPod?

Denny?
Where is Denny?

Denny?
I'm gonna kill him!

Where is he, Jeremy?
He said he was coming back here.

Where?
Here!

You're supposed
to be watching him.

I did!
He's probably hiding.

Denny?

Come on, what did
I tell you about hiding?

Ooh!
So?

Wasn't it the best?
Not exactly.

Oh, no.
You didn't like it?

She talked way too much.
Oh, that's just Deb.

How's my car?
Uh, Jay's getting
a part in conwith.

How long?
About an hour.

I've got to get
the heck out of here.

Is there a rental car
place around here?

Yeah. Sure.
Come on, I'll take you.

So I'll come back here
in a couple of days.

I'll, uh, get my car then.

I got it, I got it.

So, what's in Phoenix?
Business.

Oh, yeah? What kind
of work do you do?

Mind control.
Really?

You mean, like hypnosis?
No.

Advertising.
Oh, cool.

Do you work for
a big agency or something?

I work for myself.

Yeah, that's awesome!
[Dinging]

Hey, I'm gonna have my
own jewelry business
some day?

Do you have any advice?

I'm not really good
at giving advice.

[Dinging]

Say, listen:
Call my cell if uh,

Larry...
Uh, les.

Has any issues,
sure.

And do me a favor.
Don't tell him that
I didn't get my car, okay?

Because he might just
put off fixing it till later.

Oh. Mm-hmm.
Okay.

[Banging on bell]

Excuse me? I'm
in a hurry here.

Hmm. So am I.

Can't you tell?

This is exactly why
we should have the cell phone.

Scott, why would we need a--
to call for help!

His backpack's
not here.

He probably
has it with him.

Sir?

Excuse me, sir!

Did you see a little boy
on the trail?

Little boy?
He's seven years old,
dark hair.

No. Was he with someone?

He was with us.
He might just be hiding.

I haven't passed anyone
for quite a while.

Did you guys come up
from the south trail here?

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
wait. Um,

he might have gone back
up the trail that way,
to the sinkhole.

Yeah, right.
Let's go.
Jer.

Denny!

You look familiar!
[Imitating gunshots]

Army hand!

This is kung-fu!
Sha! Sha! Wa-cha!

Oo-ah...
[Karate screams continue]

Found my gun!
Cool!

[Mimics explosion]
Aw.

This is Tammy.

Tammy. Al Brady here.

I'm great. How's
Phoenix treating you?

Uh-- love it here.

Ah, good deal.
Hey, thank you very much
for accommodating us.

Mr. Beckwith wants
to apologize for the, uh...

Last-minute change.

Well, you tell Mr. Beckwith
I appreciate the opportunity.

You got it. Hey, one quick
question for you:

Do you need any other
materials besides

[softly]
Powerpoint-- shit.

Uh, no. No. Got
everything I need.

It's all good.

Jeremy?

Daddy?

Jeremy?

Guys, wait up!

Denny!

Denny?
Denny!

We should head back.

Do you have a phone?

Yeah, it's in the car.

Dad?
What?

He was talking
about that rock.

What rock?
He said it looked
like an alien.

He wanted to climb it.
Which one?

Back there.

Why didn't you say
anything before?

You guys should go
to your car in case
he found his way back there.

I'm Chuck.

This is my cell.

Call me when you get there.
What are you gonna do?

Look for your kid.
I'm a local. I know the area.

Well, wait. Shouldn't
we dial 9-1-1 first?

Nah. I'm a search
and rescue volunteer.

I'm coming with you.

[Jeremy]
I'll go too.

No. You've done enough.
Scott!

Keys.

[Phone ringing]

You're back?
I need
something from my trunk.

Oh. You need a hand?

No, you'd rather
just keep doing
what you're doing.

I need my keys.

In the ignition.

You left my keys
in the ignition?
Mm-hmm.

[Muttering]

Oh, you guys
work so hard.

I can see why you mechanics
have such great reputations

for being so
fast and efficient.

This is just a wild guess,
but I'm gonna bet
that you're single.

You know, that is
none of your business!

Well, ma'am, we can't
do anything to the car

till Jay gets back
with the parts.

Well, I would prefer that
you do not leave my keys

in my car.

That car ain't
goin' nowhere,

the shape
it's in, unless
it's on a tow truck.

[Annoyed sigh]

Hey! May I have
a cup of coffee, please?

Yeah, sure.

It's organic.

Is it caffeinated?
Uh, no.
It's decaf.

Do you have
any real coffee?
Never mind.

[Sighs] Sorry. Um,
the doctor said it wouldn't
be good for the baby.

The caffeine.
You're pregnant?

Yeah! 'Bout two months.

Why would you want
to throw your life
away like that?

There's a coffee shop
around the corner.

Denny!

[Ringing]
Can I talk to him?

Did you find him?
No, he's not here.

[Sighs]

Uh, now what should
we do now?

[Chuck]
Stay there in case
he shows up.

Uh, just stay there.

All right. Bye.

Jeremy, get down.

Denny!

This isn't funny!
You come out right now,

or you're gonna be
in big trouble!

Hey, Scott.

What is it?
What kind of shoes
is he wearing?

I don't know.
Hiking shoes.

Are they merrells?
Yeah.

Let's go.

[Chattering]

[Sighs]
I've decided not
to tell your father.

It's too much.
It would kill him.

By the time he gets back
from his Cambodia tour,

this will all
be over with.

So there's really
no point.

Is this chair
being used?

No, go ahead.
Take it.

Oh, for god's sakes.
What?

Not you, I'm sorry.
Claire.

Come on! You
just sing with me.
Just sing with me.

I do know the tune.
You know that it's,
"one, two, three..."

Is she crazy?
Well, it kinda
depends on who you ask.

Around here, but--
♪ happy birthday to you ♪

We do call her,
"Claire de loon."

Seriously.
[Chuckles]

Yeah, you kind of have to
love the old nuisance.

Hmmph.

What about them?
They crazy too?

What are they doing?

Now, they are checking
to see if the legend is true.

What legend?

You see, the artist
who sculpted that statue

used great detail.

What kind of detail?

"Left nothing
up to the imagination"?

[Chuckles]
You're so naughty!

Now, why would I do that?

Because it's, uh,
a good draw. Smart.

Yeah, it is good
for business, but...

Okay, so admit it.

You're just gonna have
to go see for yourself.

Pierce.

Tammy.
You see, t--

uh!
Oh.

Let me help you.

Ah, hell, no.
You won't get it.

[Phone ringing]
Oh!

Uh...
[Sighs]

Let me help you here.
What?

Who is this?

It's your half-night stand.
You know, the one you ditched?

Oh, yeah. Brett.

I'm-- it's-- uh,

are you okay?
Did you get my note?

You forgot
your necklace.

Oh, shit!

Thought you might
like it back.

Uh, yeah. Please.
I'll get you
a fedex number.

Oh. My. God.

Are you freaking
kidding me?

[Laughing, crying]

Does he have
water with him?
Yeah.

That's good.
Why?

Drink.

Wait a minute.
You know, I'm not sure.

What if he ran out?

He's still okay.

Why'd you ask?

Just trying to get
all the information I can.

What is it?

It's his.
Denny?

Oh, excuse me.
I'm sorry.

Have either of you
seen any car keys
around here?

No, sorry.
We just got here.

Do you mind
if I look?
Sure.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

Oh. Ahh!

Oh, my goodness!

[Grunts]

Excuse me. Have you
seen any keys?

I lost them
in this area.

Yes, I've seen them!
Oh!

Yeah, no problem.
I also see your aura.

Let me ask you something:
When was the last time
you had a complete aura cleanse?

Have you seen my keys?
Yes, I see keys.

But before you see keys,
you must see yourself!

Look at you! What you need
is this chakra-blaster necklace.

Because this vortex-charged
beauty could be yours,

and not only will you find
the keys to your car,

you'll find the keys
to your Karma!

Oh, for god's sake,
I am in a crisis here!

How about a metaphysical?

Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me-- Perry!

Perry? Perry, after all
we've been through,

you've forgotten my name?
It's 'Pierce', darling.

Sorry, Pierce.
I lost my keys. Has
anybody turned them in?

[Sighs]
Is that the best excuse
you could come up with?

She can't resist me!
I am serious!

No, the unfortunate truth
is, no, I haven't seen them.

Has anybody seen
any keys?

No, but I'd be glad
to help you as soon
as I can get a break.

Oh, never mind!
Never mind.
Forget it.

Excuse me!

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Have you seen
a little boy up there?
Today?

Yeah, just now. Recently.

I haven't seen much of
anyone up there today.

Oh.
What does he look like?

Oh, here. Here.
That's him.

Aw, cute. Yours?

Yeah.
How old is he?

He's seven.
Well, somebody's out there
looking for him, I hope.

Oh, yeah, yeah, no, no.
I'm just waiting here
in case he comes back.

Rockin'. Well, I'll head
up there and look for him.

Oh. Um...
Do you have
a number I can call?

You have a phone on you?
I do.

You should always have
a phone out here with you.

[Sighs]
Yeah, apparently.

Okay, um--

okay, that's my number.
Just call me if you see
anything, okay?

Will do. What's his name?
His name's Denny.

Okay. You're welcome.
Thank you.

No, really,
thank you.

[Rocks tumbling]

[Rattling]

One time, guy was out
by himself,

fell off a cliff,
broke both his legs.

He couldn't move,
so he was stranded there
for like 24 hours--

all right, you know what?
I really don't need to hear
about this right now.

Okay?
Sorry.

What do you do?
Lawyer.

Corporate.
Cool, man.

You must make
a lot of money.

[Sighs]
Not enough.

You like it?
Used to.

Not anymore?

Not so much.

Why do you do it?

[Branches rustling]

[Grunts]

[Snorting]

[Cawing]

How can you not have
an extra set of keys?

We don't keep extra keys
at this facility.

That's the stupidest thing I've
ever heard in my whole life!

All keys are kept
with the car, ma'am.

It's standard policy.

Little scratch, no problem.
Big scratch? We charge you.

What am I supposed
to do now?

Have you tried
looking for the keys?

Bon voyage.
[Muttering]

Okay, okay.
You know what?

Get me
another damn car.

I'd love to, miss Johnson,
if I had one.

What? What? No, you're not
seriously telling me

this is the last car
you've got.
That's what I'm telling you.

Seriously.
No. No. No!

Look. This is
a small town.

It's not like we keep
an endless supply of cars.

Okay? This week has been
extraordinarily busy!

That's our last one.
Wait! Wait!

I want that car!
Now, miss Johnson.

Give me that car!
I don't think so.

You call him, right now!
Now, you calm down!

You give me that number.
No, where are you--
no. Hey!

Hey, I don't think so!
Gimme that number!

Ma'am--
I want you to call
that man right now!

That is not gonna happen.
I got a couple of cars
coming in this afternoon.

I promise, the first one
back is yours.

What are you, an idiot?
Have you not been listening?

I need to leave town

listen, ma'am,
I might be an idiot,

but I'm not the one
who lost your keys.

Alana, get me the hell
out of here. Right now.

[Breathing heavily]

Uh, wait-wait a minute,
wait a minute.

We're really high up.

You're not good
with heights?

No.

Look, is there any
other way...

That we can get...

Around-- can we go around,
like, another--

[laughing]
Of course not.

No. No, he says.

Just...
[Panting]

Oh, god!
[Laughs]

No, no. I'm okay.

You know, I'm not really
feeling that good about this.

I think we should
call for help now.

Why don't we circle up
around that way first?

[Screams in pain]
Shit!

Ah, shit! Ahh!
Sh-it!

You want a band-aid?

You have one?

Here.

Oh, god.

What's this for?
Snake bites.

You see the band-aids
in there?

[Softly]
There are snakes
out here, huh?

Why didn't you
mention that before?

This is Arizona.
I want you
to call someone.

Don't worry, you don't
see snakebites--

he's out there by himself!
You understand?

The chances of--
I'm not taking
anymore chances!

Okay, you make the call,
you give me the damn phone!

Okay. Okay.

Denny!

You've done this before?
I've seen Todd do it.

You two are getting
married, right?

Some day. You know,
I'm kind of waiting for
my family to come around.

They disapprove?

I'm a "p.K.", so...
You know, cart
before the horse?

P.k.?
"Preacher's kid"?

Colonel's kid.

Hmm.

You know, a rock
to the window
might be faster.

Funny.

Do I look like
I'm trying to be funny?

Well, you know they
have charter flights
to Phoenix from here?

Oh, now you're
trying to be funny.
[Chuckles]

Sorry.
I told you there's
a reason I don't fly.

Get a limo.

You know what?

I'm not leaving here
without my car,

because that means
I'd have to come back for it.

And once I'm out
of this town, I'm damn
sure not coming back.

You might want to move
away from the car, honey.

Why?

[Yelling]

Oh, my god! I can't
believe you just did that!

- I almost had it.
- [Grunts]

What's the hold-up?
It's goin' good!

[Les] Be done in less
than an hour.

Less than?
Can you be more specific?

47 and a half minutes.

At the most.

Keep an eye on him.

At this rate, I won't have
any time to check in
and change clothes.

I'll be back in 45.
Let me know if it's earlier.

I gotta--

[whistles]

[Screams]
Well, you're
certainly not going
to find your keys under there.

Not that it's any
of my business,
but uh, you okay?

No. And you know,
you are right.

It's none of your business.

Well, looks like you're kind
of having a tough day, but...

Heck, it could be worse.

You hear about the tour
plane that crash-landed
on the street today?

[Chuckles]
Now, that was exciting.

[Laughs]
What is it with you
people in this town?

Oh, it's the vortexes.
The vortexes.

Yes, the vortexes.

I don't know, but it sure
keeps me entertained.

[Echoing]

Mrs. Keller!
Hi, sweetheart.

Your cake is almost finished.
It's darling.

Want to see?
How do I know
if my water just broke?

What happened?

It's not time yet.
I have--

more time.
Come with me.

I heard that.
Oh, my god.

I heard you singing.

Excuse me?

I was-- I wasn't singing.

You're a liar.

Claire, is there
something I can
help you with?

No. She's just like
the rest of them.

No, Claire.
She's not, Claire.

Yes, she is.

You're a-- a liar,
mommy.

[Chuckles]

Hey! You found my keys.

Give them to me.
No.

Claire.
No.

Give them to me.
No.

Claire-- stop playing,
she wants her keys, okay?

You threw them away.
What are you talking about?

Who did I throw away?
You threw away the keys
to your heart.

You just threw 'em away.

Finders keepers.

[Chuckles]
I just made
a little joke.

No! No!
Let me have it!

This woman is trying
to Rob me!
Claire!

Claire.
No!

She'll eventually stop.

Please give me--
no. No! I'm not
gonna let you!

Cla-- Claire!
[Laughing, terrified]

Claire. Claire, now Claire.
Just give the keys, Claire.

Come on.
Give me the keys.

Claire! Come on, now.
Come on.

Just give us
the keys, Claire.

Please.

No-no-- Claire, ah!

[Chuckling]
Claire.

Tell me you're sorry.

Tell me you're sorry.

What are you--
what are you...

Uh...

I've been through enough.
Please give me the keys.

Tell me you're sorry.

I am sorry.

Now, say "I love you."

[Sighs]
God.
Please.

Please.

[Softly]
I love you.

Thank you.

Here.

They look nice.
[Laughs]

Would you like
to dance?

I'll lead.

Back. Side.
Side. Forward.

Side. Side.
[Laughing]

♪ Happy birth... day ♪

♪ to-o... ♪

♪ You ♪

[Sniffling]

[Laugh, cry]

[Sighs]

[Laughing]

Whoo!

Tammy!

Why am I here?

Come on.

Hey, little girl.
You got any sunscreen?

You know, sometimes

you have to tune out
the world

and listen
to Millie schnebli.

Who?
[Laughs]

The spirit of sedona.

Stay on the path.

[Groan]

[Crying]

What are we doing here?

[Laughs]
Listening.

[Cell phone rings]

[Laughing]
[Ringing]

[Ringing]

Hello?

Thank you.

My car is ready.

[Chuckles]

Thank you.

My pleasure.

Are you really psychic?

Oh, I prefer the word
"intuitive."

Why do you do pedicures?
Because I love feet!

Whoa.

Sometimes, a shortcut
is allowed.

[Tammy gasps]
[Deb cackles]

What's takin' 'em
so long?

It hasn't been that long.

We should have
called earlier.

They're coming,
don't worry!

Do me a favor, please,
okay? Just stop saying
don't worry.

Sorry.

What parents do,
right?

They worry.

The good ones do.
Yeah, but the good ones don't
lose their kids, do they?

Hey. I got lost
all the time.

Denny!

Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!

What were you thinking?

Are you mad at me?
Am I mad at you?

Am I mad at you--

oh my god, you had me
scared to death, den.

I'm not mad at you.
I'm not mad at you, okay?

Did you know that?
I love you more
than anything...

In the entire world,
you know that, right?

Yeah.
You do?

Okay, kid?

Who are you?
I'm Chuck.

Where is Jeremy
and daddy?

They're at the car.

Daddy, what happened?

Oh, nothing.

Are you okay?

I'm okay.

You good?
Yeah.

All right. Take care
of your dad, okay?

Okay.
Hey.

Thank you.
No sweat.

[Door latches]

Hey, buddy. Listen,
I was thinkin'

that, uh,

maybe you want to quit
baseball for a little while.

How long?
As long as you want.

Would you be mad?

No.
What would you
want me to do?

I want you to do
whatever you want to do.

Can I think about it?
Yeah.

I want to thank you
for helping me

with my rental car.
Oh, sure. No problem.

You know, it was an awful,
despicable, evil thing

that I said to you earlier
about your pregnancy.

It was inexcusable,
and I'm sorry.

Hey. It's okay.
Y'all don't worry about it.

Will you give me
your address?
What for?

Because I want to
send you a gift.

You know,
for the baby.

Well, you don't have
to do that!
I know I don't have to.

But here.
E-mail me your
address, okay?

Oh, that's so sweet.
Bye.

Tammy, wait.

I'd really like you
to have this.

What are you doing?
No, I can't.

No, I've got others.
I designed it, so...

It's no biggy.

You designed this?
Yeah.

It's a lotus. So.

Lotuses-- well, they
signify new beginnings.

Thank you.

You're very talented.

Thanks.

We'll talk
about this, okay?
Okay.

What? Oh!

Bye.

I'll see you.

Oh!

Hiya. Hey.

Denny, don't ever
do that again, okay?

Okay.
Okay.

I'm sorry.
No.

No. It wasn't your fault.

Hey. Come back
in 15 years...

And you got a job.
Okay.

Thanks again.
You're welcome.

Take care.

Aw, god!
[Laughing]

Come on.

[Scott]
I'll cut my hours in half.

[Eddie]
Will ya?
Yeah.

But I'm keeping my cell phone
with me all the time.

Right, fine. You win.
Keep your cell phone.

Get two of 'em.

I'm getting
a second cell phone.
Great.

Well--

what the hell is this?
I don't know.

Found it wrapped around
the propeller shaft.

A balloon?

Hi.
Hi. Welcome
to the red planet.

How are you?
Starving.

You came to
the right place!
Just one?

No, I'm not staying.
I need something to go.

You have something fast, like
a sandwich or something? B.L.T.?

Sure, sure.
B.L.T. Coming your way.

Fries okay with that?
Yeah, and the largest cup
of coffee you got.

One cup of coffee.
We'll have it right out.

You can wait here
at the bar, if you want.

Do you have a restroom?

Through the main dining room,
in the back corner.

Hey! Unbelievable.

Are you stalking me?
Pierce. Hi!

You remembered.

What are you doing here?
Oh, just eating dinner.

Alone.

Well, preferably not.

Have a seat?

I-I can't. I gotta go!
I'm late.

Are you sure?

[Chuckling]
No.

I'll save you a seat.

Sorry.

Thank you.

Wow!
[Chuckling]

What, no clever wisecrack?

You deserve better.

What do I owe you?
No! No, no. I got this.

It's okay. I know
you're in a rush.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

[Native American chanting]

[Drums beating]

[Phone rings]

Hey, Linda.
Well, I know you missed
your spa appointment.

I'll reschedule tomorrow.

Look, I'm going to have to meet
you at the beckwith building.

I'm dressed and ready.
Where the hell are you?

Still on the road.
Don't worry.

"Just running
a little late"?

How can you be acting
so calm right now?

Just try to lighten up,
okay?

[Screams]
[Crashing]

Are you all right?
Tammy, what's going on?

I'll call you later.

Shit!
Is everyone okay?

Daddy, what happened?
Another car bumped into us.

Cool, can I see?
No, honey, just stay put.

Sorry. I am so--
I'm so, so sorry.

You know what?
It's-- actually,
it's not that bad.

It's uh--
[Tammy]
Is everybody okay in there?

Yeah, we're all fine.
Are you okay?
Yeah.

Wait a minute. Aren't you
the one from earlier?

Sorry. Sorry.

Oh, my god!
Oh, believe it or not,
I am a very good driver.

It's just that I've had
a day from hell.

Yeah, well,
it happens. You know,
don't worry about it.

Obviously, you can see
how much of a hurry I'm in.

So can we--
yes. I forgot a pen.

I have a pen. I have a pen.
Thank you.

I really am sorry.

[Laughs]
Happy birthday.

Oh, don't mention it.

Please tell me you didn't
look at the year.

No, it's just that, uh,
today's my birthday too. So--

really?
[Laughs]
Yes!

It's funny, I mean,
you know, what are
the chances of that?

Where are you from?
What?

Oh, forget
I asked you that.
Never mind.

I-I grew up
in Sacramento.

Oh.
Why do you ask?

Oh, no reason.
I was just wondering
about your...

Accent, or--
kinda curious.

Huh. Actually,
I was born in Texas.

I mean, do I sound
like it?

No, you don't.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Yeah!

Just had
a really bad day.

[Denny]
Dad, are you coming?

Yeah, I'll be
right there, bud.

Guys, look!

[Car door thumps]

[Whispering]
Come on, come on,
answer, damn you!

Any word?

Yeah. She should be here
any minute.

Great.

Mr. Beckwith,
this is Linda Miller.

Hi! So nice
to meet you, sir.

Linda, my pleasure.
I can't wait to meet Tammy!

Well, Tammy should be
here shortly.

Real soon.

This is really nice of you,
but like Scott said,

it's not necessary.
I know, but it's the least
I can do.

Thank you for letting me.
Ah, it's my mom.

Just-- excuse me.

Hey.
I want to
talk to her.

Just a second.
[Sighs]

It's probably
just a birthday call.

Ah, yes.

What's she like--
his mother?

She's a sweetheart. Yeah,
Scott's parents are great.

Well, I love you too.
Let me talk!

Yeah.

Hi, 'nam-maw.

You ready?
Yeah.

I know, right?
Uh-huh.

Sorta.

It's been a really
exciting day.

Yeah.

Yeah. I know.
I know.

I know.

Mark.

And... set.

Action!

One, two, three, four--

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
And--

[crew muttering]

Excellent.
Thank you.

Okay. Thank you.