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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Ah no, it's 250 Kimball 2 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Yes, they were promised delivery on Monday 3 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000 and they haven't yet arrived. 4 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Thank you, very much. 5 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:55,760 You still here? 6 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,760 Ah, I put your service on 7 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:58,530 in a few minutes 8 00:00:58,550 --> 00:01:00,130 Um, your shirt should be ready tomorrow, 9 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,750 and Mother Superior insists that you 10 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:02,830 get back to her today. 11 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:04,830 Where's Monsignor Patio? 12 00:01:04,830 --> 00:01:05,500 He went to the Diocesan 13 00:01:05,550 --> 00:01:06,370 Luncheon, your Excellency. 14 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,410 Until 6 o'clock? 15 00:01:07,450 --> 00:01:09,410 He had a Diocesan cocktail party after. 16 00:01:10,450 --> 00:01:12,000 I entered his correspondence for the day 17 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:12,900 and it's on your desk. 18 00:01:12,950 --> 00:01:13,950 Sign them for me. 19 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,950 Yes, your Excellency. 20 00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:18,420 Good afternoon, 21 00:01:18,450 --> 00:01:20,420 Bishop Campbell's Office. 22 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:23,400 Hi. 23 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:26,800 Hi Father...Goodbye. 24 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,750 ..You see Mrs. Chainey, I've just 25 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,500 been a priest for a little over a year now, 26 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:36,500 I love my work Father, 27 00:01:36,550 --> 00:01:37,600 I know the Bishop can be 28 00:01:37,650 --> 00:01:38,600 difficult at times, 29 00:01:38,650 --> 00:01:39,270 but when you think of all 30 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:41,270 the good work he's done... 31 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:44,270 Then I just don't understand why 32 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:45,100 he won't let me learn how to 33 00:01:45,150 --> 00:01:47,100 work a word-processor. 34 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:49,100 Do you? 35 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,100 I'm mean isn't this like I just need a change? 36 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,100 Is that wrong? 37 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,100 Well, I guess he has his reasons. 38 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 Alright, everyone, closing time. 39 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 Mr. Chu? 40 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Mr. Chu? 41 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,450 Can you hear me? 42 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,000 It's 6 o'clock. 43 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,420 Enough of those for one day. 44 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:34,500 If you want a ride home, 45 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,150 Almost finished... 46 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:37,500 Maybe tomorrow. 47 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:38,500 You've been saying 'Maybe tomorrow' 48 00:02:38,550 --> 00:02:40,500 for almost 2 years. 49 00:02:40,550 --> 00:02:42,500 And one 'tomorrow' I'm gonna be right. 50 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,500 Well? 51 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:38,500 Did you ask him about 52 00:03:38,550 --> 00:03:40,500 the word-processing class? 53 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:42,500 Honey, do you know where Al's bowl is? 54 00:03:42,550 --> 00:03:43,500 Catch it. 55 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:44,800 Good Boy! 56 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:47,500 ah, I'll just use a dish. 57 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000 And, I did ask. 58 00:03:50,050 --> 00:03:50,770 I'm proud of you. 59 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,050 Don't be. He said no. 60 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:53,750 The Bishop won't let you take the course? Why 61 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:54,950 He can't afford to let me go 62 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,950 for two weeks. It's not his fault. 63 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,950 Well don't let him make you feel bad., Honey? 64 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,100 Never mind that you run the whole 65 00:04:00,150 --> 00:04:02,100 Archdiocese practically by yourself. 66 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,750 -And never mind that you only ask for... -Thanks, Nick.,, 67 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,100 That makes me feel a lot better. 68 00:04:06,150 --> 00:04:08,100 You're welcome. 69 00:04:08,100 --> 00:04:09,220 look... 70 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:10,250 Dinner tonight.. 71 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:12,250 Sky's the limit. I'll cook, whatever you want. 72 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:14,000 Why don't we just order in? 73 00:04:14,010 --> 00:04:16,000 Better yet, Then we can get started peeling the wallpaper 74 00:04:16,010 --> 00:04:18,000 What goes good with wallpaper? 75 00:04:18,010 --> 00:04:19,500 Chinese. 76 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:21,500 Alright, I love Chinese. 77 00:04:22,510 --> 00:04:23,750 Then again Mrs. Lavin says 78 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,750 She's sometimes takes her exercise classes 79 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:27,750 to a great pizza place around the corner. 80 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:29,750 Wonderful. Done. It's great I'm Starving. 81 00:04:29,750 --> 00:04:31,750 Then again Chinese is a little easier. 82 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,100 What do you think? 83 00:04:33,110 --> 00:04:34,100 -Either one -No, you choose. 84 00:04:34,110 --> 00:04:36,100 You're pick. 85 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Chinese. 86 00:04:40,010 --> 00:04:42,000 Yeah, Chinese...Definately. 87 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:48,500 First preview of layer five. Where would you place it? 88 00:04:48,510 --> 00:04:50,500 Early 30's? 89 00:04:50,510 --> 00:04:52,600 We're gonna be in our early 70's 90 00:04:52,610 --> 00:04:54,600 by the time we finish this. 91 00:04:54,610 --> 00:04:57,000 Nicky, we should have had a professional do it. 92 00:04:57,010 --> 00:04:58,140 What? 93 00:04:58,150 --> 00:05:00,140 And let them destroy this wonderful moment? 94 00:05:00,150 --> 00:05:02,140 Oh, that is ugly, huh? 95 00:05:02,150 --> 00:05:04,140 Let's sneak a peek at the next layer. 96 00:05:05,150 --> 00:05:06,500 No peeks. 97 00:05:06,510 --> 00:05:07,600 It's like a box of candy 98 00:05:07,610 --> 00:05:09,600 You can't just dive down to the bottom layer to see what's there. 99 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:11,550 It's past my bedtime. 100 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:12,980 So I'm gonna go upstairs 101 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,980 and attempt to somehow fall asleep. 102 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,980 Ok, well see Al out before you go up will ya? 103 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,980 -He's getting kind of messy. -Come on Boy. 104 00:05:18,980 --> 00:05:20,980 Come on. 105 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:33,500 Okay, okay. 106 00:05:33,510 --> 00:05:35,500 [music playing] 107 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:37,500 [distant woman's voice] 108 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,500 Jan! 109 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:47,500 Jan! 110 00:05:47,550 --> 00:05:49,650 Come in here and look at this! 111 00:05:49,700 --> 00:05:51,400 Honey, come on it's time to go to bed. 112 00:05:51,410 --> 00:05:53,650 Look at this. 113 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:55,500 Blood? 114 00:05:55,510 --> 00:05:56,900 Lipstick I think. 115 00:05:58,910 --> 00:06:00,650 A will. 116 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:01,650 A will on the wall, 117 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:03,650 undiscovered for 60 years. 118 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,000 'Maxie'. 119 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:10,000 Gimme that. 120 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,000 'Maxie Malone' 121 00:06:40,010 --> 00:06:41,800 I wonder who he was? 122 00:06:41,810 --> 00:06:42,850 Some kid who stole his mother's 123 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:44,850 lipstick and wrote on the wall. 124 00:06:44,900 --> 00:06:46,190 Let's leave it up for a while. 125 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,190 It's like antique graffiti. 126 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:50,190 'Read it and weep' 127 00:06:50,190 --> 00:06:52,190 What could that mean? 128 00:06:52,250 --> 00:06:54,190 MRS. LAVIN: You hoo. 129 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,190 Mrs. Lavin. 130 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,100 -More food. -Please come in Mrs. Lavin! 131 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,400 You radiate such a lovely aura Dear. 132 00:07:05,410 --> 00:07:06,800 [giggles] Thank you. 133 00:07:06,810 --> 00:07:08,310 Don't she Jonathan? 134 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:10,000 Is Jonathan your husband? 135 00:07:10,010 --> 00:07:12,000 Not for about 47 years. 136 00:07:12,010 --> 00:07:14,000 Oh, I'm sorry I didn't know. 137 00:07:14,010 --> 00:07:15,250 Oh that's okay, 138 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:16,400 He was dead a couple years 139 00:07:16,410 --> 00:07:18,400 before he knew it. 140 00:07:18,410 --> 00:07:20,400 -Thanks for the goodies -Yeah. 141 00:07:20,410 --> 00:07:22,650 Leftovers from my exercise class. 142 00:07:22,660 --> 00:07:24,650 It's the only way I can get them to move. 143 00:07:24,660 --> 00:07:25,880 Give 'em a Ding Dong, 144 00:07:25,890 --> 00:07:28,200 Make 'em feel guilty for eating it. 145 00:07:28,210 --> 00:07:30,200 Then you should see those ladies 146 00:07:30,210 --> 00:07:32,200 Burn! 147 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 Oh my. 148 00:07:38,010 --> 00:07:40,000 Are you alright? 149 00:07:40,010 --> 00:07:42,000 Here why don't you sit down. 150 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:46,000 Do you understand what it means? 151 00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:49,200 I can remember this, 152 00:07:49,210 --> 00:07:51,200 like it was yesterday. 153 00:07:51,210 --> 00:07:53,500 Like it was 5 minutes ago. 154 00:07:53,510 --> 00:07:55,500 -Jan, she know him. -Him?! 155 00:07:55,510 --> 00:07:57,500 Her was no him. That was a 156 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,700 'her' with a capital 'H' 157 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,600 'Maxine Malone' 158 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,600 After all these years. 159 00:08:07,610 --> 00:08:09,600 Why did she write 'read it and weep'? 160 00:08:09,610 --> 00:08:11,600 We were a team, 161 00:08:12,610 --> 00:08:14,600 I was 'Trudy Lisko, 162 00:08:14,610 --> 00:08:16,750 The Toast of Frisco' 163 00:08:16,850 --> 00:08:19,000 and she was simply 164 00:08:19,010 --> 00:08:21,000 known all over town, 165 00:08:21,010 --> 00:08:22,600 as 'Maxie' 166 00:08:22,610 --> 00:08:24,310 We had a song and dance act 167 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:26,310 over at the old 'Alcazar Theater' 168 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:28,000 How did she die? 169 00:08:28,010 --> 00:08:29,250 Nick. 170 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:30,580 No, no. It's good... 171 00:08:30,590 --> 00:08:32,000 ...it's good to remember. 172 00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:34,000 She took a break from the act... 173 00:08:34,010 --> 00:08:36,000 to do a bit part 174 00:08:36,010 --> 00:08:38,000 in a silent picture 175 00:08:38,010 --> 00:08:40,000 'Flapper Melodies' 176 00:08:40,010 --> 00:08:43,200 She was only in this one big part scene 177 00:08:43,710 --> 00:08:45,700 but she was such a 178 00:08:45,710 --> 00:08:47,400 Hum Dinger 179 00:08:47,410 --> 00:08:49,400 They gave her a line. 180 00:08:49,410 --> 00:08:51,000 Did she die when she was making the movie? 181 00:08:51,010 --> 00:08:52,800 ah, no, no, no... 182 00:08:52,810 --> 00:08:54,450 the picture wasn't even out 183 00:08:54,460 --> 00:08:56,450 D.W. Griffith 184 00:08:56,460 --> 00:08:58,450 decided to screen test her 185 00:08:58,460 --> 00:09:00,450 for a starring role 186 00:09:00,460 --> 00:09:03,000 Maxie knew she was going to get it 187 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:05,000 and the very night she was leaving for Hollywood, 188 00:09:05,010 --> 00:09:07,200 She threw a hell of a party 189 00:09:07,210 --> 00:09:09,200 got real... 190 00:09:09,210 --> 00:09:10,300 Tanked up... 191 00:09:10,310 --> 00:09:12,000 wrote that on the wall... 192 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:14,000 Then she drove down the Coast 193 00:09:14,010 --> 00:09:16,000 Highway...Headed right 194 00:09:16,010 --> 00:09:18,000 into a tree, never even knew 195 00:09:18,010 --> 00:09:19,100 what hit her. 196 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,500 Premonition...It had to be. 197 00:09:23,510 --> 00:09:25,500 Poor Maxie, 198 00:09:25,510 --> 00:09:27,500 never even got to see the one 199 00:09:27,510 --> 00:09:29,500 movie she was in. 200 00:09:29,510 --> 00:09:31,000 Oh, Mrs. Lavin, 201 00:09:31,010 --> 00:09:33,300 we didn't mean to bring up any sad memories. 202 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:35,300 Oh, no. 203 00:09:35,310 --> 00:09:36,350 not at all 204 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:38,350 Oh I contact Maxie 205 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,100 All the time. 206 00:09:40,110 --> 00:09:41,080 She'll be thrilled 207 00:09:41,090 --> 00:09:43,500 such a nice young couple has her apartment... 208 00:09:43,510 --> 00:09:45,500 uncovered her wall... 209 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Maybe I'll go upstairs, 210 00:09:49,010 --> 00:09:52,000 and summon her spirit right now. 211 00:09:52,010 --> 00:09:54,400 I won't be able to reach Mr. Lavin 212 00:09:54,410 --> 00:09:56,400 it's passed his bedtime. 213 00:09:58,410 --> 00:09:59,800 Nicky... 214 00:09:59,810 --> 00:10:01,800 our landlady talks to spirits. 215 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:02,810 [chuckles] 216 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:04,800 It's a sad story though. 217 00:10:04,810 --> 00:10:06,800 -Mrs. Lavin? -No the wall. 218 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,800 Whoo..The whole thing gives me the creeps. 219 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,500 Honey? 220 00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:13,500 This is the last vestige of Maxie Malone. 221 00:10:13,510 --> 00:10:16,500 You're not gonna get one of your things about her... 222 00:10:16,510 --> 00:10:18,500 -Are you? -Of course not, she's been dead for ages 223 00:10:18,510 --> 00:10:20,500 Sombody should tell Mrs. Lavin that. 224 00:10:20,510 --> 00:10:21,850 [giggles] 225 00:10:21,860 --> 00:10:23,850 I'm going to bed. 226 00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:26,160 Goodnight, Honey. 227 00:10:26,170 --> 00:10:28,160 Goodnight, I'll clean up a little first. 228 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,160 See ya tomorrow, Father. Bye. 229 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Guess what i have behind my back? 230 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,760 [Jan panting] 231 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,750 Two round trip tickets to Mexico? 232 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:55,900 Silent film classics from the 20's 233 00:10:55,910 --> 00:10:57,900 I rented it. Maxie's movie. 234 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:02,500 That was going to be my second guess. 235 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,900 Oh I'm so sorry you have a rash, your Excellency 236 00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:13,900 ...Yeah, I specifically said 'No starch.' 237 00:11:13,910 --> 00:11:15,000 Come on. 238 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,000 Yes. Goodnight, your Excellency. 239 00:11:19,010 --> 00:11:21,000 Just a little bit of baby powder. 240 00:11:21,010 --> 00:11:23,000 Alright, goodnight. 241 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,750 I know, I know. 242 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:28,750 ...but who else can he call? 243 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,800 I'll sit down and open another bottle. 244 00:11:36,810 --> 00:11:39,800 -Yell if the party scene comes on. -Okay. 245 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Did yoiu like that? 246 00:11:48,010 --> 00:11:50,000 Was this good? 247 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,000 Roll over...come on. 248 00:11:52,010 --> 00:11:54,000 Go. 249 00:11:54,010 --> 00:11:56,400 Roll over...Roll over. 250 00:11:56,410 --> 00:11:58,200 -Nicky... -Good Boy. 251 00:11:58,210 --> 00:12:00,200 -Okay. -I think this is it. 252 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,500 Which one do you think she is? 253 00:12:07,510 --> 00:12:09,500 That's her, Jan 254 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 [giggles] 255 00:12:46,010 --> 00:12:48,300 -So short. -Mrs.Lavin was right, though...Huh? 256 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:50,200 -She had something. -Oh, so have I. 257 00:12:50,210 --> 00:12:52,200 -Great night. -Two baked potatoes... 258 00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:54,300 -Big eyes, huh? -bottle of wine...Nicky 259 00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:55,500 I'm gonna have to go to sleep, 260 00:12:55,510 --> 00:12:57,500 before I pass out. 261 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,500 Good night, Honey. 262 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,000 Well, Maxie Malone, you were something. 263 00:13:07,010 --> 00:13:08,250 You really were. 264 00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:10,250 VOICE: Nuts I missed it. 265 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:11,700 -What Hun? -Look mister... 266 00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:13,400 I about killed myself getting back here. 267 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:15,400 How's about turning it up again, would ya? 268 00:13:15,410 --> 00:13:17,800 Just my reel, I don't give a hoot about the rest of the picture. 269 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000 You hear something Al? 270 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,300 I wanna see my picture, Fella. 271 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,300 Come on, please. 272 00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:36,050 Okay...I'll play. 273 00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:38,050 My? 274 00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:40,050 My who? 275 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:42,200 Me...Maxie Malone. 276 00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:44,200 So? 277 00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:46,200 What are you standing there for? Huh, Honey? 278 00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:48,200 The wine. 279 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,000 Something in the wine. I knew I shouldn't have bought domestic. 280 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000 You're starting to get on my nerves. 281 00:13:55,010 --> 00:13:57,200 I'm here, you're awake 282 00:13:57,210 --> 00:13:59,200 and I wanna see my picture. 283 00:13:59,210 --> 00:14:01,200 You're not here. 284 00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:03,200 If you were here, I could see you. 285 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:04,800 and I can't... 286 00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:06,800 so this whole thing is really a little absurd. 287 00:14:06,810 --> 00:14:08,800 -and I'm just gonna head... -If you'll stop yammering... 288 00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:11,000 I'll give it a shot. It takes a lot of juice. 289 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000 Oh God. 290 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,000 Hey... 291 00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:31,000 Where's the projector? 292 00:14:31,010 --> 00:14:33,000 Oh... 293 00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:35,000 God. 294 00:14:35,010 --> 00:14:37,000 Aren't we past that point yet? 295 00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:41,000 Jan? 296 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,000 -Honey? -No. 297 00:14:43,010 --> 00:14:45,000 it's still Maxie. 298 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,750 But if calling me 'Jan Honey' will get you to put my movie on 299 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000 Jan... 300 00:14:55,010 --> 00:14:57,000 Honey?! 301 00:14:57,010 --> 00:14:59,000 My wa...my wife. 302 00:14:59,010 --> 00:15:01,000 Oh, good for you. 303 00:15:01,010 --> 00:15:03,750 Now, be a pal, put my movie on. 304 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,750 It's a tape. 305 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000 Um... 306 00:15:16,010 --> 00:15:18,000 A va...a video tape. 307 00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:22,000 Here. 308 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 What's this thing my movie's playing on? 309 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,000 A television set. 310 00:15:30,510 --> 00:15:32,500 Smallest movie screen I ever saw. 311 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000 I was good! 312 00:16:02,010 --> 00:16:04,000 Wasn't I? 313 00:16:04,010 --> 00:16:06,000 Just like everybody said. 314 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:09,000 Well...Hell, at least I saw my picture. 315 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,000 Thanks. 316 00:16:12,010 --> 00:16:14,000 You're going away? 317 00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:17,000 I'm getting my mind back. 318 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,000 It ain't you. 319 00:16:19,010 --> 00:16:20,500 It's me. 320 00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:23,500 No, it's definitely me. 321 00:16:23,510 --> 00:16:24,750 No, I don't have enough..ah 322 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,750 whatever it is to stick around. 323 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,750 Ectoplasm. 324 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,750 Cute and bright. 325 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:35,000 Look, ah...Sport...ah 326 00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:39,000 Gimme a drink, will ya? 327 00:16:40,010 --> 00:16:42,000 What's the point in me giving you a drink? 328 00:16:42,010 --> 00:16:44,000 because you do not exist... 329 00:16:44,010 --> 00:16:46,000 except in my mind. 330 00:16:47,010 --> 00:16:49,000 Which I have now lost completely. 331 00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:52,000 Come on, just one little shot. 332 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,000 Come on, be a pal. 333 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000 Damn. 334 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 Still have been alive. 335 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 These things happen all the time... 336 00:17:29,010 --> 00:17:31,000 You read about it in the papers. 337 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,000 I realize they don't normally happen to people like me. 338 00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:40,000 Then you tell me , huh? What's 'normal', who's 'normal'. 339 00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:42,000 What I saw was a phenomenon. 340 00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:46,000 Now it is gone and that is normal phenomenon. 341 00:17:46,010 --> 00:17:48,000 So, you kiss your wife you go to sleep. 342 00:17:48,010 --> 00:17:50,000 and you chalk it all up to experience. 343 00:17:50,010 --> 00:17:52,000 Jan get up! 344 00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:54,000 Jan, I had a profound experience tonight. 345 00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:56,250 Listen...Honey, I gotta tell you something... 346 00:17:56,260 --> 00:17:57,550 Please, please, please. 347 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,700 Do you think I'm capable of a psychotic episode? 348 00:17:59,710 --> 00:18:00,880 You won't believe what happened. 349 00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:03,000 This isn't like the time we thought we saw moving lights in the sky. 350 00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:05,000 Jan it spoke to me, I gave her a glass of wine. 351 00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:07,000 What I think I saw has major implications. 352 00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:09,000 Honey, Honey..Please, please. 353 00:18:09,010 --> 00:18:11,000 My imagination, it's running wild. 354 00:18:11,010 --> 00:18:13,000 Okay...Listen to me. 355 00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:15,000 Sweetie...listen...huh... 356 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,500 okay...okay...alright... 357 00:18:16,510 --> 00:18:18,500 I know...I'm calming down 358 00:18:18,510 --> 00:18:20,500 I am. I'm calming down. Listen... 359 00:18:20,510 --> 00:18:22,500 Honey... ...that feels good 360 00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:23,900 It does. It feels good. 361 00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:24,970 it's helping calm me down... 362 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,970 sort of... ...Honey 363 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,970 Please...listen to me...Jan? 364 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000 Honey, I know you're not taking this seriously. 365 00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:35,000 Could you do that a little to the left? 366 00:18:35,010 --> 00:18:37,000 There...Ohh 367 00:18:38,010 --> 00:18:40,000 That's how it should... 368 00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:42,000 God, I shouldn't be taking this seriously either. 369 00:18:42,010 --> 00:18:43,500 Oh yeah...that's a new one... 370 00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:45,500 Do that...do it some more. 371 00:18:45,510 --> 00:18:47,500 Honey...I think I had... 372 00:18:47,510 --> 00:18:49,500 I think I had a profound experience. 373 00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:51,500 ...tonight. 374 00:18:51,510 --> 00:18:53,500 I think... 375 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 Honey? 376 00:18:58,010 --> 00:19:00,000 please...please...please 377 00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:01,000 [Jan snoring] 378 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000 -Wake up -Nicky, come on 379 00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:05,500 No. Not when I'm asleep. 380 00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:07,500 I know... 381 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 I can deal with this. I'm fine. 382 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000 Okay. 383 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000 Saw a ghost. 384 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000 I'd never take you for a movie buff 385 00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:40,000 Mr. Chaney 386 00:19:40,010 --> 00:19:42,000 -You are full of surprises. -Thank you. 387 00:19:43,010 --> 00:19:44,500 Miss Sheffer, I've been meaning to talk to you 388 00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:46,300 A book scout came in with incunabula 389 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,990 which I think would fit into our special collection... 390 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,300 Mr Chaney, can we talk about business later? 391 00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:51,600 First of all, 392 00:19:51,610 --> 00:19:54,500 I think it's important that we get to know each other as people. 393 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 May I call you Nick? 394 00:19:57,010 --> 00:19:59,000 Of course. 395 00:19:59,010 --> 00:20:01,000 Call me Ophelia. 396 00:20:02,010 --> 00:20:04,500 I see by your finger, that you're married. 397 00:20:04,510 --> 00:20:06,500 -Eight years. -Children? 398 00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:07,400 Not yet, 399 00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:09,400 We're considering one as soon as our budget allows 400 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:14,000 Have you had a chance to read my Mylar cover proposal? 401 00:20:15,010 --> 00:20:17,000 You have wonderful eyes, Nick. 402 00:20:17,010 --> 00:20:20,000 You...should open them. 403 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:22,560 ..assuming they're one page documents, 404 00:20:22,570 --> 00:20:24,560 They're non-reactive. 405 00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:26,560 Let's not pretend, Nick. 406 00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:28,560 Most women avoid married men. 407 00:20:29,570 --> 00:20:31,560 I improve them. 408 00:20:31,570 --> 00:20:33,560 Yeah. 409 00:20:33,570 --> 00:20:35,560 I really have to go. 410 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:40,560 Oh well let him mind. I don't mind do you? 411 00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:42,560 Nicky. 412 00:20:42,570 --> 00:20:44,560 You are coming to the Library Companion's fund raiser 413 00:20:44,570 --> 00:20:46,250 -aren't you? -Yeah. 414 00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,250 We'll be there. 415 00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:49,250 My wife and I. 416 00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:51,500 Oh good. I'm looking forward to meeting the lucky woman. 417 00:20:51,510 --> 00:20:53,000 Me too. 418 00:20:53,010 --> 00:20:55,000 ah...I mean...ah... 419 00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:58,000 Sorry, excuse me. 420 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,500 I don't know what possessed me to buy it. 421 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:45,000 [sighs] Honey, it really isn't me. 422 00:21:45,010 --> 00:21:46,200 You should know what happened last night 423 00:21:46,210 --> 00:21:47,600 I should have known you'd hate it. 424 00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:49,000 Oh I do. 425 00:21:49,010 --> 00:21:50,600 I..I mean I don't... 426 00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:51,750 It's just might be a little... 427 00:21:51,780 --> 00:21:53,750 bright for old San Francisco money. 428 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:54,800 Turn the car around. 429 00:21:54,810 --> 00:21:55,950 I couldn't tell you this, this morning. 430 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,200 -I'll change, my blue suit... -Jan, this isn't gonna be easy. 431 00:21:58,210 --> 00:22:00,200 It's about Maxie Malone. 432 00:22:00,210 --> 00:22:01,600 After we watched the movie... 433 00:22:01,650 --> 00:22:03,600 and you went to bed. 434 00:22:04,610 --> 00:22:06,600 You might have some slight difficulty 435 00:22:06,610 --> 00:22:08,600 believing this. 436 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000 Well, I believe you. 437 00:22:27,010 --> 00:22:29,250 I mean...I...I believe that you believe it. 438 00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:31,250 But, I don't believe it. 439 00:22:31,260 --> 00:22:33,250 Oh Honey, I mean we really not drinkers. 440 00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:34,150 Are we? 441 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,500 -I mean don't you think that makes a little more sense? -I don't know what to think. 442 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000 What's the matter? 443 00:22:52,010 --> 00:22:54,000 You look great. 444 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000 Good evening Folks. 445 00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:00,750 Each ticket is good for any drink 446 00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:02,750 from a Coke to a Martini. 447 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,750 The more you buy The more we help the library. 448 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,750 -How many, Sir? -Ah... 449 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,200 -Four -Four? That'll be $20 450 00:23:10,210 --> 00:23:12,200 Make it...ah...two. 451 00:23:12,210 --> 00:23:13,500 Two? 452 00:23:14,010 --> 00:23:16,000 -Thank you. -Thank you very much. 453 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,750 Couple tickets. 454 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,250 Come on. You look terriffic, okay. 455 00:23:21,260 --> 00:23:23,250 -stop... -You know I think we should go easy on the drinking 456 00:23:23,260 --> 00:23:25,250 Considering last night. 457 00:23:26,260 --> 00:23:28,250 What's your pleasure? 458 00:23:28,260 --> 00:23:31,500 Oh..a...white wine spritzer will be fine. 459 00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:33,500 Club soda with lime, please. 460 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,200 Well will you look at all that Hooch. 461 00:23:43,210 --> 00:23:45,500 Make mine a 'Bronx Cocktail', neat. 462 00:23:45,510 --> 00:23:47,000 A 'Bronx Cocktail' eh... 463 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:49,200 That takes me back a few years lady. 464 00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:50,600 What on Earth is a 'Bronx Cocktail'? 465 00:23:50,610 --> 00:23:52,600 Stick with me Kiddo, you'll find out. 466 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,200 Jeeze, what a crowd. 467 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,950 Looks like a convension of blind dates. 468 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000 Thanks. 469 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,200 Put something in there that'd make a girl dance the hoochie couchie 470 00:24:12,210 --> 00:24:14,300 -Would ya handsome? -Jan? 471 00:24:14,310 --> 00:24:16,300 Jan, if you think you're being funny 472 00:24:16,310 --> 00:24:18,300 You're not. 473 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Whoooo! Ah! 474 00:24:24,010 --> 00:24:26,200 Thanks, Babykins, now were cooking with gas. 475 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,500 How did a Bearcat like you get 476 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,500 get mixed up with a bunch of... 477 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:32,500 Only half of each couple 478 00:24:32,510 --> 00:24:34,700 has to be stuffy, I showed my half at the door. 479 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000 What's eating him? 480 00:24:39,010 --> 00:24:41,000 [chuckles] 481 00:24:45,010 --> 00:24:47,000 [gargling] 482 00:24:49,010 --> 00:24:50,900 Whooo! 483 00:24:50,910 --> 00:24:52,900 This is the real thing! 484 00:24:52,910 --> 00:24:54,900 Stright out of the bathtub! 485 00:24:55,910 --> 00:24:57,900 Barkeep, do it again. 486 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,500 Listen, there's something 487 00:25:05,510 --> 00:25:07,000 I want to explain to you. 488 00:25:07,010 --> 00:25:09,000 The other day in the stacks... 489 00:25:09,010 --> 00:25:11,000 I didn't want you to get the wrong impression. 490 00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:14,000 I didn't want you to think that I was just fooling around with you. 491 00:25:14,010 --> 00:25:16,000 I was very serious. 492 00:25:18,010 --> 00:25:20,000 Whooo! 493 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:25,000 I wish they'd play something I knew. 494 00:25:26,010 --> 00:25:28,000 Now, where did my Sheik go? 495 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 Ah ha! 496 00:25:33,010 --> 00:25:36,000 Where there's dancing, there's floozies. 497 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:41,500 ...-in the parking lot. -Go pedal it elsewhere Lady. 498 00:25:41,510 --> 00:25:44,000 The goods look damaged, my man ain't buying. 499 00:25:44,010 --> 00:25:45,500 I beg you pardon? 500 00:25:45,510 --> 00:25:47,500 Consider yourself pardoned, now take a hike. 501 00:25:47,510 --> 00:25:49,500 What?! 502 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:53,500 I said scram, hit the bricks, take a powder. 503 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:55,900 Uh, this is my wife, Jan. 504 00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:57,900 Jan, this is Miss Sheffer, my new boss 505 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 Only during working hours. 506 00:26:00,010 --> 00:26:02,000 Now a Boss Lady, would you take your arm off him? 507 00:26:02,010 --> 00:26:04,300 or should I just take your arm off, period. 508 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:07,000 Why Nick, your wife is charming. 509 00:26:07,010 --> 00:26:09,000 ...In a very primitive way. 510 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,800 -Stop it. This is embarrassing. -Eaze off Boss Lady. 511 00:26:12,810 --> 00:26:14,270 Mrs. Chaney, for your information, 512 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,650 This party is part of Nick's job. 513 00:26:16,660 --> 00:26:19,000 Come on Nicky, there's some people 514 00:26:19,010 --> 00:26:20,650 I want you to meet. 515 00:26:20,660 --> 00:26:22,650 Ohh! 516 00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:24,700 Miss Sheffer, I'm terribly sorry. 517 00:26:24,710 --> 00:26:26,700 Oh...I hate to waste such good hooch. 518 00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:28,700 Have one on you? 519 00:26:28,710 --> 00:26:30,700 Don't mind if I do. 520 00:26:30,710 --> 00:26:32,700 Ahhh! 521 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:43,000 Oh Nicky, Darling, I need another ticket. 522 00:26:43,010 --> 00:26:45,000 My glass seems to be empty. 523 00:26:45,010 --> 00:26:47,000 You're crazy. 524 00:26:47,010 --> 00:26:49,000 She could fire me. 525 00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:02,700 Ophelia! Ophelia! Please! 526 00:27:02,710 --> 00:27:04,800 Please! Please! My wife's not a drinker. 527 00:27:04,810 --> 00:27:06,800 She didn't know what she's doing. She isn't herself tonight. 528 00:27:06,810 --> 00:27:09,000 I have never been so humiliated in all my life. 529 00:27:09,010 --> 00:27:11,700 I will keep you on at the Library on two conditions, Mr. Chaney 530 00:27:11,710 --> 00:27:14,000 First of all that woman is gone by the time I get back. 531 00:27:14,010 --> 00:27:17,000 Second...Make this up to me. 532 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:19,000 I'll...I'll pay for the dry cleaning. 533 00:27:19,010 --> 00:27:21,250 [scoffs] Keep thinking. 534 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000 [car peels out] 535 00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:26,500 Damn. 536 00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:30,500 [piano playing: 'Bye, Bye Blackbird'] 537 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,500 ♫ Pack up... ♪ 538 00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:36,500 ♪ all my care and woe ♪ 539 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:42,000 ♪ Here I go, singing low ♪ 540 00:27:42,050 --> 00:27:46,500 ♪ Bye bye ♪ 541 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:49,500 ♪ blackbird ♪ 542 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:56,500 ♪ Where somebody waits for me ♪ 543 00:27:56,500 --> 00:28:02,120 ♪ Sugar's sweet, so is he ♪ 544 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:06,500 ♪ Bye bye... ♪ 545 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:11,500 ♪ blackbird ♪ 546 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:15,100 ♪ No one here can love ♪ 547 00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:19,500 ♪ and understand me ♪ 548 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:25,000 ♪ Oh, what hard luck stories ♪ 549 00:28:25,050 --> 00:28:30,000 ♪ they all hand me ♪ 550 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,250 ♪ Pack up all my care and woe ♪ 551 00:28:32,300 --> 00:28:33,700 ♪ Here I go, singing low ♪ 552 00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:36,500 ♪ -Bye bye ♪ ♪ -Blackbird ♪ 553 00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:38,100 ♪ Where somebody waits for me ♪ 554 00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:39,900 ♪ Sugar's sweet, so is he ♪ 555 00:28:39,950 --> 00:28:42,300 ♪ -Bye bye ♪ ♪ -Blackbird ♪ 556 00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:46,000 ♪ No one here can love and understand me ♪ 557 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:50,000 ♪ Oh, what hard luck stories they all hand me ♪ 558 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,000 so... 559 00:28:51,010 --> 00:28:56,480 ♪ Make the bed, light the light ♪ 560 00:28:56,500 --> 00:29:02,000 ♪ I'll arrive late tonight ♪ 561 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:06,000 ♪ blackbird ♪ 562 00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:11,500 ♪ blackbird ♪ 563 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:15,000 ♪ blackbird ♪ 564 00:29:15,010 --> 00:29:17,000 ♪ See ya later ♫ 565 00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:29,000 Catch, Nick! 566 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:31,500 Goodbye. 567 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,000 CROWD: Bye 568 00:29:33,010 --> 00:29:34,000 JAN: Goodbye. 569 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:39,000 Collect my prize...Gin 570 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,500 Thanks. 571 00:29:42,510 --> 00:29:44,500 You're the cat's pajamas. 572 00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:47,000 -And you're the bee's knees. -And I'm in deep shit. 573 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,500 Would you be so kind as to explain your behavior this evening 574 00:30:09,510 --> 00:30:11,500 And, don't you think you've had more than enough? 575 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:15,500 I'm talking to you. 576 00:30:15,510 --> 00:30:17,500 Jan, answer me. 577 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000 Ain't ya caught on yet? 578 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000 Maxie. 579 00:30:32,010 --> 00:30:34,000 In the flesh, Lover. 580 00:30:34,010 --> 00:30:36,000 You. 581 00:30:36,010 --> 00:30:38,000 What have you don with you? 582 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:41,000 I...I...I mean what have you done with the other you, my wife? 583 00:30:41,010 --> 00:30:43,000 -She'll be back -Where is she? 584 00:30:43,010 --> 00:30:45,000 Somewhere safe. 585 00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:47,000 Relax...kick off your shoes 586 00:30:47,010 --> 00:30:50,000 -let's have some fun. -It's not happening. 587 00:30:50,010 --> 00:30:52,300 -Here have a belt. -I don't want belt 588 00:30:52,310 --> 00:30:53,750 I want Jan. Right here, right now. 589 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,000 Have little drink and maybe I'll let her back in. 590 00:30:57,010 --> 00:30:59,000 Alright, one drink. 591 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000 Just one. 592 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000 I'm serious, Miss Malone. 593 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,000 -Whooo! -Whoo! 594 00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:22,000 Whoo! 595 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,000 [Jan laughing] 596 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,000 Okay... 597 00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:28,000 I got it. 598 00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:31,500 -I got it. -Yeah 599 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,500 I got it. 600 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000 Watch your back. 601 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:42,000 [laughing] 602 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:50,500 Whoopie! 603 00:31:50,510 --> 00:31:53,000 -Say that again! -Say it yourself! 604 00:31:53,010 --> 00:31:54,500 Alright I will 605 00:31:54,510 --> 00:31:57,000 Whooooooo....ppppie! 606 00:31:57,010 --> 00:31:59,000 [laughing] 607 00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:04,000 NICK: Hey! 608 00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:07,500 Oh Nicky...ya know... 609 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,000 Everything looks... looks so much... 610 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,500 bigger, brighter than I remember. 611 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000 Ya know, we hear rumors up there, but... 612 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:19,000 yeah...you know how people exaggerate. 613 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000 -Well here's to you -Hey... 614 00:32:21,010 --> 00:32:23,000 I have an important question to ask you. 615 00:32:23,010 --> 00:32:25,000 It's very important. 616 00:32:25,010 --> 00:32:27,000 The other night, after the movie... 617 00:32:27,100 --> 00:32:29,000 after your movie... 618 00:32:29,010 --> 00:32:31,000 the bedroom... 619 00:32:31,010 --> 00:32:33,000 was it you? 620 00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:36,000 It was nice, wasn't it? 621 00:32:36,010 --> 00:32:38,000 At least 'til 'ol Jean... 622 00:32:38,010 --> 00:32:40,000 -...June -Jan. 623 00:32:40,010 --> 00:32:42,000 Whatever. 624 00:32:42,010 --> 00:32:43,750 It was more than nice, 625 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,750 until she showed up and scotched it. 626 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,750 Jan. She doesn't know you're here, does she? 627 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,200 Nope. I's just that after a while 628 00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:54,000 I can't hold on, or whatever... 629 00:32:54,010 --> 00:32:56,000 and she kind of pops back in. 630 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,500 But I'm hanging on now, Nicky. 631 00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:00,000 No. 632 00:33:00,010 --> 00:33:02,750 -Why not? -Because I don't want to be unfaithful to my wife. 633 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000 Why am I telling you this at all? 634 00:33:09,010 --> 00:33:11,000 Here I am looking at my whife's face... 635 00:33:11,050 --> 00:33:12,500 my wife's body and I'm telling you 636 00:33:12,550 --> 00:33:14,750 I don't want to be unfaithful to you with you. 637 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,750 This is nuts. 638 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,750 Look at me, Nicky. 639 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,750 I mean really look at me. 640 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,750 Nicky... 641 00:33:24,550 --> 00:33:26,500 I don't really look like her at all 642 00:33:26,550 --> 00:33:28,500 do I? 643 00:33:28,550 --> 00:33:30,500 ♪ La, la la... ♪ 644 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:32,500 ♪ La, la la... ♪ 645 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000 ♪ sugar's sweet ♪ 646 00:33:38,050 --> 00:33:40,000 ♪ so is he...♪ 647 00:33:40,050 --> 00:33:44,000 ♪ Bye bye... ♪ 648 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,000 Ooooh...Nicky. 649 00:33:51,050 --> 00:33:52,750 Do you realize that underneath these clothes 650 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,000 there's a totally naked girl? 651 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,500 This has to be a dream, right? 652 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:13,000 Yeah...if it makes you feel any better, 653 00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:17,000 then sure...this is one hot dream. 654 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000 Ok folkes, that's it. 655 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000 Party's over. 656 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 -That's it. -Says you. 657 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000 Hi there officer, good evening. 658 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,800 Why don't you two come with me. 659 00:34:51,810 --> 00:34:53,800 Someone's always scotching the party. 660 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,800 She's a comedian [chuckles] 661 00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,800 We ah...tonight's our anniversary and... 662 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,800 thought that we'd just retrace everything that we did 663 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,800 we...eight years ago we came to the park and 664 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,800 we stopped here, and we just thought 665 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,800 -Honey, I don't feel so good. -We'd do the whole thing again... 666 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,800 I gotta get home anyway because the kids are asleep and... 667 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,800 [vomiting] 668 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,000 -Oh... -You alright there? 669 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,800 I'll pay for your pants... 670 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,800 I'll give you a couple bucks...I mean I'll 671 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,800 I'll give you five bucks, it'll wash out. 672 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,800 Don't worry. 673 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000 -You wanna ravish me -Hmm 674 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,000 It's daylight sweetheart. 675 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000 Oh God. 676 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,000 Jan. 677 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000 I have a hangover. 678 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000 So here we have coffee, 679 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000 tomato juice, worcestershire sauce, 680 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000 Raw egg, and aspirins. 681 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,500 Something's got to work. 682 00:35:49,510 --> 00:35:51,500 But I only had a white wine spritzer. 683 00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:54,500 Well I guess go easy on the spritz. 684 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,500 Did I sing? 685 00:36:00,510 --> 00:36:02,500 Very well...Aspirin? 686 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:04,500 And throw up? 687 00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:06,500 Uh huh. 688 00:36:06,510 --> 00:36:08,500 Did I talk to a police officer? 689 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,500 Honey, yeah... That's who you threw up on. 690 00:36:11,510 --> 00:36:12,750 What?! 691 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,000 Look... 692 00:36:14,010 --> 00:36:16,000 All these things you're talking about, okay, last night. 693 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:19,000 Um, ya know, you gotta understand, Jan. 694 00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:21,000 That it wasn't you. 695 00:36:21,010 --> 00:36:23,000 -Let me start at the begining. -I know all about it. 696 00:36:23,010 --> 00:36:25,000 -Oh dammit, it's you -Oh... 697 00:36:25,010 --> 00:36:27,000 -What the damn. -Big diff, all the diff in the world. 698 00:36:27,010 --> 00:36:29,000 -That was a dirty trick. -You want me buddy, 699 00:36:29,010 --> 00:36:31,000 -and don't say you don't. -No I don't. 700 00:36:31,010 --> 00:36:33,000 No...No! 701 00:36:33,010 --> 00:36:35,000 Come on, no please! No, don't! 702 00:36:35,010 --> 00:36:37,000 Stop it! Come on! 703 00:36:37,010 --> 00:36:39,000 Hey! 704 00:36:39,010 --> 00:36:41,000 How's about doing it in the closet? 705 00:36:41,010 --> 00:36:43,000 -Some fun, huh? -Cut it out! Cut it out! 706 00:36:43,010 --> 00:36:45,000 [Maxie giggling] 707 00:36:45,010 --> 00:36:47,000 Nick: -Don't no. Maxie: -Oh. 708 00:36:47,010 --> 00:36:49,000 Maxie: -What's this? [giggling] Nick: -Will you cut it out?! 709 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000 Jan? 710 00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:03,000 Hey come on! 711 00:37:03,010 --> 00:37:05,000 Come on! 712 00:37:07,010 --> 00:37:09,000 You're acting like a maniac. Stop it! 713 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000 It's not funny, I'm not kidding. 714 00:37:11,010 --> 00:37:13,000 [Maxie giggling] 715 00:37:13,010 --> 00:37:15,000 Stop it. Go away, will ya. 716 00:37:15,010 --> 00:37:17,000 Please, please. 717 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,000 Okay, okay. That's enough. 718 00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:27,000 Tonight I'm angry 719 00:37:27,010 --> 00:37:29,000 and I have purpose. 720 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:32,000 I can resist any woman from 721 00:37:32,010 --> 00:37:34,000 Eve to Greta Garbo 722 00:37:34,010 --> 00:37:36,000 I'm in complete control. 723 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000 [piano music playing] 724 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000 Dammit, dammit, dammit. 725 00:37:56,010 --> 00:37:58,000 Don't carry on so. 726 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000 Hey, it's good to be back. 727 00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:02,900 Whoa, to make love again, 728 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,000 I've forgotten. 729 00:38:04,010 --> 00:38:05,500 Well then remember with someone else, dammit. 730 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,500 I would if I could, but I can't. 731 00:38:07,510 --> 00:38:09,500 Don't you see, it my house. It's where I belong. 732 00:38:09,510 --> 00:38:11,500 So it's gotta be Jane...June... 733 00:38:11,510 --> 00:38:13,500 Jean or whatever the hell her name is. 734 00:38:13,510 --> 00:38:16,200 Think I like it? You got another think coming. 735 00:38:16,210 --> 00:38:18,200 Thing, thing coming...thing coming. 736 00:38:18,210 --> 00:38:20,200 Oh whatever. 737 00:38:20,210 --> 00:38:22,000 Look at this hair! 738 00:38:22,010 --> 00:38:24,200 Dull as dishwater. What a bum color. 739 00:38:24,210 --> 00:38:26,200 Pathetic eyebrows... 740 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,200 and who needs these arms. 741 00:38:28,210 --> 00:38:30,200 Not bad legs. 742 00:38:30,210 --> 00:38:31,900 Though mine were better. 743 00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:33,900 You happen to be talking about my wife 744 00:38:33,910 --> 00:38:35,900 I'll drop the subject like a shot, believe me. 745 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000 Wait a minute. Where are you going? 746 00:38:42,010 --> 00:38:43,800 Hear that music? It's calling my name. 747 00:38:43,810 --> 00:38:45,800 Hold it! Hold it! Maxie! Maxie! 748 00:38:45,810 --> 00:38:48,200 -That's not a party! -It will be when I get there. 749 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,200 Mrs Lavin: Lift 'em up...lift 'em up. 750 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,630 There ya go. 751 00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:57,200 Now, suppose two fellas coming down the street 752 00:38:57,210 --> 00:38:58,100 what would you do? 753 00:38:58,110 --> 00:39:01,000 Put on a big smile! Stick 'em out, stick 'em out. 754 00:39:01,010 --> 00:39:02,000 Oh swell. 755 00:39:02,010 --> 00:39:04,000 Okay! 756 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000 Yeah, that's it. 757 00:39:10,010 --> 00:39:11,900 Hey! Hiya, Nick! 758 00:39:11,910 --> 00:39:13,900 Come on in. The water's fine. 759 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,000 How about you? 760 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,500 Me? No thanks Mrs. Lavin, I couldn't keep up. 761 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000 Jan you're looking...Oh! 762 00:39:29,010 --> 00:39:31,500 Oh Nicky! That outfit. God. 763 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 Terrific! 764 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000 Maxie: You ain't seen nothing yet. 765 00:39:41,010 --> 00:39:43,000 Why don't we do another one? What do ya say? 766 00:39:43,010 --> 00:39:45,000 Jan, why don't we go downstairs? 767 00:39:45,010 --> 00:39:47,000 -Why? -To talk. 768 00:39:47,010 --> 00:39:48,200 That what I figured. 769 00:39:48,210 --> 00:39:50,000 Hey, I gotta better idea. 770 00:39:50,010 --> 00:39:52,000 Let's go, pile into Nicky's Rag-top 771 00:39:52,010 --> 00:39:53,500 Hit the train depot, 772 00:39:53,510 --> 00:39:55,500 go see what big shots are heading down to L.A. 773 00:39:55,510 --> 00:39:56,500 Jan... 774 00:39:56,510 --> 00:39:59,000 The 'Hollywood Special' stopped running 775 00:39:59,010 --> 00:40:01,000 years before you were born. 776 00:40:01,010 --> 00:40:03,000 Really? Okay, I got it! 777 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000 We can catch the early show at the 'Alcazar'. 778 00:40:06,010 --> 00:40:08,000 Honey, they stopped doing shows 779 00:40:08,010 --> 00:40:10,000 at the 'Alcazar' 780 00:40:10,010 --> 00:40:11,500 two years after Maxie and me 781 00:40:11,510 --> 00:40:13,000 stopped working there. 782 00:40:13,010 --> 00:40:17,000 Alice, you saw Maxie and me at the old 'Alcazar'... 783 00:40:17,010 --> 00:40:19,500 were we something? Or were we something? 784 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,500 They don't have teams anymore now. 785 00:40:21,510 --> 00:40:23,000 No more teams. 786 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,000 But never mind kiddo, we were great. 787 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 You were great! 788 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:34,000 Trudy, you and Maxie were really good. 789 00:40:34,010 --> 00:40:36,000 What's she talking about? 790 00:40:37,010 --> 00:40:39,000 Maxie... 791 00:40:39,010 --> 00:40:41,000 That's Trudy. 792 00:40:41,010 --> 00:40:42,750 Go on. 793 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,500 Trudy is just a kid. I mean, she's younger than... 794 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000 What happened to her, Nicky? 795 00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:13,000 She got old, Maxie. 796 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000 If you don't get old, it means you died young. 797 00:41:18,010 --> 00:41:20,000 Trudy: Oh! 798 00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:23,900 That was quite a class. 799 00:41:23,910 --> 00:41:25,750 Sit down, take a load off. 800 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,900 -Trudy? -What? 801 00:41:27,910 --> 00:41:29,900 Let me look at you. 802 00:41:29,900 --> 00:41:31,900 look at me? 803 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000 Why? Is there something 804 00:41:34,010 --> 00:41:35,500 funny? 805 00:41:35,510 --> 00:41:38,000 You look wonderful. 806 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,000 Say... 807 00:41:42,010 --> 00:41:44,000 You wouldn't happen to have the music 808 00:41:44,010 --> 00:41:46,000 to the old 'Boston Creampie' would ya? 809 00:41:46,010 --> 00:41:48,000 [Mrs. Lavin: laughing] 810 00:41:49,010 --> 00:41:53,000 I haven't had that request in years. 811 00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,000 How come you know all this stuff about the old days? 812 00:42:00,010 --> 00:42:02,000 Ah, just a hobby. 813 00:42:02,010 --> 00:42:04,500 I was wild about this tune 814 00:42:04,510 --> 00:42:06,000 Maxie and me 815 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,000 we used to do a number to it. 816 00:42:09,010 --> 00:42:11,000 Every time we did it, 817 00:42:11,010 --> 00:42:13,000 it brought down the house. 818 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000 You probably don't remember any of it, do ya? 819 00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:21,000 Like it was yesterday. 820 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:29,000 ♫ 821 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000 Hiya Trudy. 822 00:43:07,010 --> 00:43:09,000 Read it and weep. 823 00:43:13,010 --> 00:43:15,000 Maxie? 824 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000 Honestly... 825 00:43:24,010 --> 00:43:26,000 I hate to leave you both like this 826 00:43:26,010 --> 00:43:29,000 But ah... I guess it's time I take a powder. 827 00:43:29,010 --> 00:43:31,000 You know, I..I just don't belong here anymore. 828 00:43:31,010 --> 00:43:33,000 I'm sorry if you didn't have much fun. 829 00:43:33,010 --> 00:43:36,000 Oh to be absolutely honest I haven't had so much fun in years. 830 00:43:36,010 --> 00:43:38,000 Well, ah... 831 00:43:38,010 --> 00:43:41,000 so long Sheik. Thanks for everything. 832 00:43:42,010 --> 00:43:44,000 It was a real gas. 833 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000 Honey... 834 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:55,000 Honey, I feel like I'm... 835 00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,000 [sighs] 836 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000 Jan: It wasn't me. 837 00:44:03,010 --> 00:44:06,000 I mean it wasn't me It couldn't have been me. 838 00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:08,000 I...I wouldn't do anything like this. 839 00:44:08,010 --> 00:44:10,000 Drink, dance, 840 00:44:10,010 --> 00:44:13,000 get drunk, make o fool out of myself. 841 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000 It was her. 842 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000 Oooh... 843 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000 She was in my body. 844 00:44:28,010 --> 00:44:30,000 Honey, I told her to leave. 845 00:44:30,010 --> 00:44:32,000 Maxie Malone 846 00:44:32,010 --> 00:44:34,000 Was in my body, and you slept with her. 847 00:44:34,010 --> 00:44:36,000 No...not really. 848 00:44:36,010 --> 00:44:38,000 I...I...I mean it was you. 849 00:44:38,010 --> 00:44:40,000 Alright, it was her. 850 00:44:40,010 --> 00:44:42,000 -But... -I am a woman, 851 00:44:42,010 --> 00:44:44,000 Not a flop house. 852 00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:46,750 People don't just check-in and check-out 853 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,750 whenever they feel like it. 854 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,000 You're having an affair. 855 00:44:54,010 --> 00:44:55,500 No...come on. 856 00:44:55,510 --> 00:44:58,000 Once...once is not an 'affair' 857 00:44:58,010 --> 00:45:00,250 It was Maxie Malone in our bed that night. 858 00:45:00,260 --> 00:45:02,500 -we saw her damn movie. -I didn't know that. 859 00:45:02,510 --> 00:45:05,300 And you passed out and nothing happened. 860 00:45:05,310 --> 00:45:08,000 That was half a time, and then on the merry-go-round. 861 00:45:08,010 --> 00:45:10,000 I thought that was you, and the officer came. 862 00:45:10,010 --> 00:45:12,000 You thought that was me? 863 00:45:12,010 --> 00:45:14,500 doing you know what on a merry-go-round at 4AM 864 00:45:14,510 --> 00:45:16,500 in the morning? That's another half a time, 865 00:45:16,510 --> 00:45:18,000 and then today. 866 00:45:18,010 --> 00:45:20,000 That's two whole times. 867 00:45:22,010 --> 00:45:24,000 Do you want a divorce? 868 00:45:24,010 --> 00:45:26,000 What for? 869 00:45:26,010 --> 00:45:28,000 To marry Maxie Malone? 870 00:45:28,010 --> 00:45:30,000 [Jan weeping] 871 00:45:30,010 --> 00:45:32,000 -Ah, come on -No! 872 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000 I'm sorry, okay. I'm sorry. 873 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,000 She's gone. She won't be back. 874 00:45:39,010 --> 00:45:41,000 I don't believe you. 875 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000 -Trust me. -No! 876 00:45:48,010 --> 00:45:50,000 No, she'll come back. 877 00:45:50,010 --> 00:45:52,000 if we start... 878 00:45:52,010 --> 00:45:55,000 You know, if we start, she's gonna come back. 879 00:45:55,010 --> 00:45:57,000 We'll give it a few days, and then you'll see that I'm right. 880 00:45:58,010 --> 00:46:00,000 Leave it on, I'm scared. 881 00:46:00,010 --> 00:46:03,000 -Don't!...Touch me. -Okay. 882 00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:05,000 Want another pillow? 883 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000 Four! 884 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:47,000 Good shot, your Ex... good shot! 885 00:46:47,010 --> 00:46:50,000 I think we'll call that 70 yards, Sir! 886 00:46:50,010 --> 00:46:52,000 70! 887 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:53,500 Alright, wait one sec! 888 00:46:53,510 --> 00:46:55,500 Girls you be very careful 889 00:46:55,510 --> 00:46:57,500 He's gonna ht another one, just any second now. 890 00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,000 Okay, your Excellency, it's all clear 891 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,750 I got a problem. 892 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,750 -Bishop Campbell -Yes Jan? 893 00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:12,750 Do you believe in possession? 894 00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:15,750 Dlaczego nie? 895 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:17,750 That means 'why not' in Polish. 896 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,300 I'm taking lessons. 897 00:47:19,310 --> 00:47:21,300 I'm spending my vacation in Rome this summer. 898 00:47:22,310 --> 00:47:24,300 Your Excellency, I'm being possessed. 899 00:47:24,810 --> 00:47:26,400 Or..or at least I was yesterday 900 00:47:26,410 --> 00:47:28,400 I just had to talk to somebody about it. 901 00:47:28,410 --> 00:47:31,000 Oh now, possession is a very shadowy area. 902 00:47:31,010 --> 00:47:34,000 Jan, ah...It's very hard to prove. 903 00:47:34,010 --> 00:47:38,000 Even specialists go to great lengths to collect evidence. Real evidence. 904 00:47:38,010 --> 00:47:40,000 You can't just walk up to the church 905 00:47:40,010 --> 00:47:42,600 and say 'I'm being possessed by the Devil'. 906 00:47:42,610 --> 00:47:44,000 I'm not. 907 00:47:44,010 --> 00:47:46,000 I was possessed by Maxie Malone. 908 00:47:46,010 --> 00:47:48,300 A movie actress that died in 1927 909 00:47:48,310 --> 00:47:49,750 She used to live in our new apartment 910 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,300 but she hit a tree, and Nick and I watched one of her old movies 911 00:47:52,310 --> 00:47:54,000 and then she possessed me. 912 00:47:54,010 --> 00:47:56,000 and made me do terrible tihings. 913 00:47:56,010 --> 00:47:58,500 What kind of terrible things? 914 00:48:00,510 --> 00:48:02,500 Well...I... 915 00:48:04,510 --> 00:48:06,500 I got drunk... 916 00:48:07,510 --> 00:48:09,500 and I sang at a party... 917 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000 and I... 918 00:48:12,010 --> 00:48:14,000 made out with my husband... 919 00:48:16,010 --> 00:48:18,000 and I uh... 920 00:48:18,010 --> 00:48:19,500 told awful jokes, 921 00:48:19,510 --> 00:48:21,500 and I went on a joy ride. 922 00:48:21,510 --> 00:48:23,500 Oh, Jan. 923 00:48:23,510 --> 00:48:25,500 Jan... 924 00:48:25,510 --> 00:48:27,500 That's not known as possession... 925 00:48:27,510 --> 00:48:29,000 That's known as living. 926 00:48:29,010 --> 00:48:31,500 Now let me know if she makes your head spin round, 927 00:48:31,510 --> 00:48:33,300 and you start throwing up pea soup 928 00:48:33,310 --> 00:48:34,500 ah? 929 00:48:34,510 --> 00:48:36,500 I guess if you came to me with the same story 930 00:48:36,510 --> 00:48:38,100 I wouldn't believe you either. 931 00:48:38,110 --> 00:48:41,000 Now, you be a good girl and take a half-hour 932 00:48:41,010 --> 00:48:43,000 and lie down in the outside office 933 00:48:43,010 --> 00:48:44,400 and you'll feel better. 934 00:48:44,410 --> 00:48:46,400 Much better, huh? 935 00:48:46,410 --> 00:48:49,000 Come on now. There's the good girl. 936 00:48:49,010 --> 00:48:51,000 That's it...alright. 937 00:48:53,010 --> 00:48:55,000 ahh...interruptions 938 00:48:55,010 --> 00:48:57,000 Interruptions. 939 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000 Hi there! 940 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,500 Is she still okay? 941 00:49:15,510 --> 00:49:17,500 Fine...fine, Mrs. Lavin, fine. 942 00:49:17,510 --> 00:49:19,200 And Maxie? 943 00:49:19,210 --> 00:49:21,200 Five days, no sign of her. 944 00:49:21,210 --> 00:49:23,200 Mmhmp! 945 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,500 Nick, I've been thinking about it 946 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000 You were tricked. You didn't know. 947 00:49:40,010 --> 00:49:42,000 It's not your fault, not really. 948 00:49:42,010 --> 00:49:44,000 Thank you. 949 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000 You did like her though. 950 00:49:53,010 --> 00:49:55,000 Well, she was selfish, 951 00:49:55,010 --> 00:49:57,000 and childish, and exhausting. 952 00:49:57,010 --> 00:49:59,000 But fun. 953 00:49:59,010 --> 00:50:01,000 I gotta admit she was fun. 954 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,000 She wasn't you though. 955 00:50:11,010 --> 00:50:12,500 Jan... 956 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,000 We can not go on indeffinately like this. 957 00:50:16,010 --> 00:50:18,000 Now let's go upstairs. 958 00:50:20,010 --> 00:50:22,000 I'm cooking 959 00:50:22,010 --> 00:50:24,000 -If you would rather not. -No.... 960 00:50:24,010 --> 00:50:27,000 No, meet me upstairs. 961 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,000 [Al whines] 962 00:50:38,010 --> 00:50:41,000 You stay. 963 00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:45,000 Jan: Was that as good as Maxie? 964 00:50:45,010 --> 00:50:47,000 Nick: There's no comparison. 965 00:50:48,510 --> 00:50:50,500 Oh Nick. 966 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,000 Where were you born? 967 00:50:58,010 --> 00:50:59,000 -What? -Where were you born! 968 00:50:59,010 --> 00:51:01,000 -Kankakee, Illinois -What's your mother's maiden name? 969 00:51:01,010 --> 00:51:02,750 -O'Connell. -What's your Social security number? 970 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:04,750 265-06-3702 971 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000 I love you. 972 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,000 Mrs. Chaney. 973 00:51:25,010 --> 00:51:27,000 Mrs. Chaney? 974 00:51:27,010 --> 00:51:29,000 Oh...hello, father. 975 00:51:29,010 --> 00:51:31,000 Do you have a minute? I need to talk to you. 976 00:51:31,010 --> 00:51:33,000 Certainly. 977 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000 Can you imagine what it's like 978 00:51:39,010 --> 00:51:41,500 to have two personalities inside you? 979 00:51:41,510 --> 00:51:43,500 Frequently. 980 00:51:43,510 --> 00:51:45,500 One is normal, 981 00:51:45,510 --> 00:51:47,500 -wholesome and has values -And the other? 982 00:51:47,510 --> 00:51:49,500 The other... 983 00:51:49,510 --> 00:51:53,000 Has these incredible forbidden desires. 984 00:51:53,010 --> 00:51:55,000 -So he told you? -What? 985 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,000 -About the possession. -Who? 986 00:51:57,010 --> 00:51:59,000 -His Excellency. -His Excellency? 987 00:51:59,010 --> 00:52:01,000 -How did he find out? -Because I told him. 988 00:52:01,010 --> 00:52:02,500 You've known all along? 989 00:52:02,510 --> 00:52:04,500 Well actually he said it wasn't possession 990 00:52:04,510 --> 00:52:06,500 at all. He told me it was simply 991 00:52:06,510 --> 00:52:08,500 living. 992 00:52:08,510 --> 00:52:10,500 He did? 993 00:52:13,300 --> 00:52:15,000 He did. 994 00:52:16,010 --> 00:52:18,500 But Mrs. Chaney 995 00:52:18,510 --> 00:52:20,000 It's getting worse. 996 00:52:20,010 --> 00:52:22,000 I mean, now... 997 00:52:22,010 --> 00:52:24,000 when I confiscate 998 00:52:24,010 --> 00:52:26,500 the girly magazines from the boys at school, 999 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,500 before I burn them, 1000 00:52:28,510 --> 00:52:30,500 I look at the center folds. 1001 00:52:30,510 --> 00:52:34,000 I can't even look at staples without having impure thoughts. 1002 00:52:34,010 --> 00:52:36,450 That's why a young piece of talent like you 1003 00:52:36,460 --> 00:52:38,450 otta be out there living it up. 1004 00:52:38,460 --> 00:52:40,000 Ya know, Friar Tuck 1005 00:52:40,010 --> 00:52:42,500 if you dress up you'd be a cute little guy. 1006 00:52:42,510 --> 00:52:44,500 That's very kind, 1007 00:52:44,510 --> 00:52:46,500 Mrs. Chaney. 1008 00:52:46,510 --> 00:52:49,000 But I know in my heart, I'm just not made for women. 1009 00:52:49,010 --> 00:52:50,000 Why the heck not? 1010 00:52:50,010 --> 00:52:52,000 You got all your parts working, don't you? 1011 00:52:54,010 --> 00:52:56,000 Oh! 1012 00:52:56,010 --> 00:52:57,750 -I get it! -You know this dress 1013 00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,000 don't mean you're out of the running. 1014 00:52:59,010 --> 00:53:01,000 This is...wonderful. 1015 00:53:01,010 --> 00:53:04,000 You should be out on the town, having a great time of things. 1016 00:53:04,010 --> 00:53:06,000 Don't stop. Keep going! 1017 00:53:08,010 --> 00:53:10,000 Nothings happening! 1018 00:53:10,010 --> 00:53:12,500 You're still a man's man, ain't ya. 1019 00:53:12,510 --> 00:53:15,500 Yes, but I'm a man of God first! 1020 00:53:17,250 --> 00:53:21,000 -Jan, have you made an appointment for me? -Thank you, your Excellency! Thank you! 1021 00:53:21,010 --> 00:53:23,500 Thank you! By using Mrs. Chaney 1022 00:53:23,510 --> 00:53:25,400 as your vessel, I have been cured. 1023 00:53:25,410 --> 00:53:27,400 You're so wise and so, Wonderful. 1024 00:53:27,410 --> 00:53:28,000 Thank you! 1025 00:53:28,010 --> 00:53:30,000 And, thank you, Mrs. Chaney. 1026 00:53:30,010 --> 00:53:31,500 Thank you. 1027 00:53:31,510 --> 00:53:34,000 I will always appreciate what you've done for me. 1028 00:53:35,010 --> 00:53:37,500 I have to go. I have to fill out some insurance forms. 1029 00:53:43,510 --> 00:53:45,500 Funny guy. 1030 00:53:45,510 --> 00:53:47,500 Reminds me of Fatty Arbuckle. 1031 00:53:49,510 --> 00:53:51,000 Oh. 1032 00:53:51,010 --> 00:53:53,000 He's a nice lad, but 1033 00:53:53,010 --> 00:53:55,000 these adolescent obsessions of his... 1034 00:53:55,010 --> 00:53:57,500 Nothing wrong with a good obsession, Bish. 1035 00:53:57,510 --> 00:53:59,500 And not to change the subject, your Goodness, 1036 00:53:59,510 --> 00:54:01,500 but...ah, I need a leave of absence. 1037 00:54:01,510 --> 00:54:03,500 We can start with a couple of weeks. 1038 00:54:03,510 --> 00:54:05,000 Jan, I thought i said 1039 00:54:05,010 --> 00:54:07,000 this was not a good time. 1040 00:54:07,010 --> 00:54:09,000 Now this discussion is as 1041 00:54:09,010 --> 00:54:11,000 they say in polish 'koniec'. 1042 00:54:11,010 --> 00:54:13,000 Finito. 1043 00:54:14,010 --> 00:54:16,500 This discussion, as they say in English, 1044 00:54:16,510 --> 00:54:18,500 is just startin'. 1045 00:54:19,510 --> 00:54:23,000 It may not be a good time for you... But it's a swell time for me. 1046 00:54:23,010 --> 00:54:25,000 Now, if you don't like it, you can, can me. 1047 00:54:25,010 --> 00:54:27,200 Oh, Jan...this isn't like you. 1048 00:54:27,210 --> 00:54:29,000 are you feeling alright? 1049 00:54:29,010 --> 00:54:31,000 Sure, I'm hittin' on all sixes. 1050 00:54:32,500 --> 00:54:34,750 hittin' on all sixes., huh? 1051 00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:36,750 My, how colorful. 1052 00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:39,000 Say, ah...Jan... 1053 00:54:40,010 --> 00:54:43,000 Who's ah... Who's your favorite movie star? 1054 00:54:43,010 --> 00:54:45,000 Rudy Valentine. What's it to ya? 1055 00:54:45,010 --> 00:54:47,000 oh, just inquiring. 1056 00:54:47,500 --> 00:54:50,000 Do you remember the year that 1057 00:54:50,010 --> 00:54:52,000 World War II ended? 1058 00:54:52,010 --> 00:54:53,500 We had a second one? 1059 00:54:53,510 --> 00:54:56,000 Oh indeed. It was in all the papers. 1060 00:54:56,010 --> 00:54:58,000 Not that, that would mean anything to you 1061 00:54:58,010 --> 00:54:59,500 would it, 1062 00:54:59,510 --> 00:55:02,000 Miss 1920's flapper! 1063 00:55:02,010 --> 00:55:04,000 -Ahhh! -Ahhhhh! 1064 00:55:04,010 --> 00:55:06,000 Ah! Ah! 1065 00:55:06,010 --> 00:55:08,000 Get thee behind me Satan! 1066 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000 Ahhh! Ahh! 1067 00:55:10,010 --> 00:55:12,000 J.F.K. Mother Theresa 1068 00:55:12,010 --> 00:55:13,000 and you won $43 from 1069 00:55:13,010 --> 00:55:15,000 Rabbi Disenbaum in a poker game last week. 1070 00:55:15,010 --> 00:55:17,000 Jan...Jan is that you? 1071 00:55:17,010 --> 00:55:19,000 Oh, God. She was here, wasn't she? 1072 00:55:19,010 --> 00:55:21,000 She came back...Oh God! 1073 00:55:21,010 --> 00:55:23,000 Ah...Ah...Ahhh. 1074 00:55:23,010 --> 00:55:25,000 It's alright my child. I never should have doubted you. 1075 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,500 She's gone...She's gone. 1076 00:55:26,510 --> 00:55:28,000 Everything's gonna be fine now. 1077 00:55:28,010 --> 00:55:29,300 See..She's gone. 1078 00:55:29,310 --> 00:55:30,000 Please stop crying. 1079 00:55:30,010 --> 00:55:32,000 Just sit there. Sit there rest and relax. 1080 00:55:32,010 --> 00:55:33,800 for a while...and I'll...ah... 1081 00:55:33,810 --> 00:55:36,500 I'll get you an aspirin, and everything's going to be fine. 1082 00:55:36,510 --> 00:55:38,500 Fine...just, just fine. 1083 00:55:38,510 --> 00:55:41,000 Fine...yes. 1084 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,000 [trembling] 1085 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:58,000 Get me the Exorcist from San Bernardino. 1086 00:56:00,010 --> 00:56:02,000 The Exorcist from San Bernardino? 1087 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000 Bishop: And if he's not there 1088 00:56:04,010 --> 00:56:06,000 get the one from Beverly Hills. 1089 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000 [phone buzzing] 1090 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,000 Rare books. 1091 00:56:15,010 --> 00:56:17,000 Jan: Nicky, Maxie's back. 1092 00:56:17,010 --> 00:56:19,000 I think the Bishop's planning 1093 00:56:19,010 --> 00:56:21,000 something in the next room. 1094 00:56:21,010 --> 00:56:23,500 Meet me in front of the pizza place. I'll be there as soon as I can. 1095 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000 Mr Chaney?...Nick! 1096 00:56:30,010 --> 00:56:32,000 Where are you running off to? 1097 00:56:32,010 --> 00:56:34,000 -My wife needs help. -Oh, you can say that again. 1098 00:56:34,010 --> 00:56:35,200 Never the less, 1099 00:56:35,210 --> 00:56:37,200 we have a staff meeting in 10 minutes. 1100 00:56:37,210 --> 00:56:39,000 It'll have to go on without me. 1101 00:56:39,010 --> 00:56:42,000 Perhaps we can all go on without you, permanently. 1102 00:56:42,010 --> 00:56:44,000 You don't understand. 1103 00:56:44,010 --> 00:56:46,000 -My wife isn't... -Listen... 1104 00:56:46,010 --> 00:56:47,500 I have had as much as I can understand 1105 00:56:47,510 --> 00:56:49,500 of you and your wife. If you walk out that door 1106 00:56:49,510 --> 00:56:51,500 -now you're fired. -Okay... 1107 00:56:51,510 --> 00:56:53,500 Go a head, fire me. 1108 00:56:53,510 --> 00:56:55,500 Fire me. 1109 00:56:55,510 --> 00:56:57,750 I'm not a towel boy in a country club. 1110 00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:59,750 I'm an expert in rare books. I'm a professional 1111 00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:01,750 I'm paid to service the public's needs, 1112 00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,750 not yours. 1113 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:14,000 All done. All finished! 1114 00:57:14,010 --> 00:57:16,000 No kidding. 1115 00:57:16,010 --> 00:57:18,000 Bitch. 1116 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,500 Honey, I got here as fast as I could. 1117 00:57:47,510 --> 00:57:49,000 Look, I'm gonna take care of this. 1118 00:57:49,010 --> 00:57:51,000 If we have to stay locked in a room for a month 1119 00:57:51,010 --> 00:57:53,000 until she shows up. And when she does... 1120 00:57:53,010 --> 00:57:54,570 We'll make her wish she was dead. 1121 00:57:54,580 --> 00:57:56,750 Or have a good time trying. Right, Sheik? 1122 00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:59,000 Ahhh! Where's my wife?! 1123 00:57:59,300 --> 00:58:01,300 Listen, Dude. The paper is $1.50 1124 00:58:01,310 --> 00:58:03,000 You heard him. Pay the man for the paper 1125 00:58:03,010 --> 00:58:05,000 -then get out of my way. -I'm warning you Maxie, 1126 00:58:05,010 --> 00:58:07,000 I don't wanna have to resort to force. 1127 00:58:07,010 --> 00:58:09,000 Well, one of us has to. 1128 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000 Nick: Sorry. 1129 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,000 Nick: You have a flat! It has a flat! 1130 00:58:21,010 --> 00:58:23,000 You hit that break! 1131 00:58:23,010 --> 00:58:25,000 You stop that car. Please stop my car! 1132 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,000 Ma 1133 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:53,000 [foreign language film playing] 1134 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,000 Ma. 1135 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:08,000 Patron: Hey Lady, sit down. 1136 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:18,000 Patron: Sit down! 1137 00:59:18,010 --> 00:59:21,000 Patron: You step on my foot, you stupid! 1138 00:59:21,010 --> 00:59:23,000 You never told me they were in color. 1139 00:59:23,750 --> 00:59:26,000 -You hit me. -Self defense 1140 00:59:26,010 --> 00:59:28,000 Leave me alone. Let me watch. 1141 00:59:28,010 --> 00:59:30,000 Usher: Tickets are five dollar! 1142 00:59:30,010 --> 00:59:32,000 Maxie: Five dollars?! 1143 00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:36,000 Nick: I paid for your newspaper. I'm not paying for your movie. 1144 00:59:36,010 --> 00:59:37,200 Usher: Five dollar, five dollar...ten dollar 1145 00:59:37,210 --> 00:59:39,000 Nick: Just a second, please. 1146 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,000 Usher: I only do my job! 1147 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000 I know you have your problems... 1148 01:00:06,010 --> 01:00:08,000 I know you have your desires... 1149 01:00:08,010 --> 01:00:10,000 Fine! I have mine... 1150 01:00:10,010 --> 01:00:12,000 so does Jan. Remember Jan? 1151 01:00:12,010 --> 01:00:14,000 Nice woman. The woman I love. 1152 01:00:14,010 --> 01:00:16,100 Not that I expect you to care too much about her. 1153 01:00:16,110 --> 01:00:18,100 All I want to know, is why you've decided 1154 01:00:18,110 --> 01:00:20,100 to come back. And then, 1155 01:00:20,110 --> 01:00:22,100 -I'm gonna kill ya. -You can't kill me, I'm dead. 1156 01:00:22,110 --> 01:00:24,300 The best thing you could do is kill your wife's body 1157 01:00:24,310 --> 01:00:27,000 Which ain't a bad idea. It does run real fast though. 1158 01:00:27,010 --> 01:00:29,000 I got to give her that. 1159 01:00:30,510 --> 01:00:32,000 Well if you don't like it, 1160 01:00:32,010 --> 01:00:34,200 Then get the hell out of it and leave us alone. 1161 01:00:34,210 --> 01:00:36,200 look, I'm not putting her down. 1162 01:00:36,210 --> 01:00:38,200 -She's fairly good. -Fairly good? 1163 01:00:38,210 --> 01:00:40,200 But not as good as Maxie? 1164 01:00:40,210 --> 01:00:42,750 You said it Brother, no comparison at all. 1165 01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:46,750 You were there. 1166 01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:48,750 Not there exactly. 1167 01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:50,750 More like...eavesdropping. 1168 01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:52,750 It was a slow night. 1169 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,000 You were jealous. 1170 01:00:59,010 --> 01:01:01,000 You came back to get Jan in trouble 1171 01:01:01,010 --> 01:01:03,000 because you were jealous. 1172 01:01:03,010 --> 01:01:04,300 I'll be damned. 1173 01:01:04,310 --> 01:01:06,500 Maybe I was just a little bit jealous, 1174 01:01:06,510 --> 01:01:08,500 that's why I came back. 1175 01:01:08,510 --> 01:01:10,500 But, it ain't why I'm staying. 1176 01:01:10,510 --> 01:01:12,300 All bets are off. 1177 01:01:12,310 --> 01:01:14,300 I was meant to have a career. 1178 01:01:14,310 --> 01:01:16,300 A great big fat one. 1179 01:01:16,310 --> 01:01:18,300 That's how it was supposed to happen. 1180 01:01:18,310 --> 01:01:20,300 And that's how it's gonna happen. 1181 01:01:20,310 --> 01:01:22,300 In color and sound. 1182 01:01:22,310 --> 01:01:24,750 On a great big screen. 1183 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,000 Nick: The curtains. 1184 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000 I'll kill her. 1185 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,750 Oh boy. 1186 01:01:57,760 --> 01:01:59,250 I just got lucky. 1187 01:01:59,260 --> 01:02:00,750 Oh and don't get hot under the collar, 1188 01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:02,000 I'll pay you back for all the supplies 1189 01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:04,200 -as soon as I get paid for my part. -What part? 1190 01:02:04,210 --> 01:02:06,000 What do you think you're doing? 1191 01:02:06,010 --> 01:02:08,000 Remember all those Dames struggling after some audition? 1192 01:02:08,010 --> 01:02:10,000 Well, I came home, 1193 01:02:10,010 --> 01:02:12,000 spruced up, went back and got in the line. 1194 01:02:12,010 --> 01:02:14,000 Then all we had to do was the Charleston. 1195 01:02:14,010 --> 01:02:16,750 It went from 50 girls, down to 10 girls, down to one girl, me. 1196 01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:19,200 It's just a one day gig, 1197 01:02:19,210 --> 01:02:20,600 but I think it's a real big show 1198 01:02:20,610 --> 01:02:22,400 They got a Cowboy to train me 1199 01:02:22,410 --> 01:02:24,400 and the director seems like a real hot shot. 1200 01:02:24,410 --> 01:02:26,150 Anyway, I gotta get my beauty rest 1201 01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:28,500 so I can do the best I can with the goods I'm stuck with. 1202 01:02:28,510 --> 01:02:30,100 Wait! Wait! Whoa! 1203 01:02:30,110 --> 01:02:32,100 What makes you think Jan's gonna allow this? 1204 01:02:32,110 --> 01:02:33,150 You're gonna talk her into it. 1205 01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:35,150 I'm gonna strip and hit the sack. 1206 01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:37,750 -You wanna watch? -Dammit, don't do that to me. 1207 01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:39,750 Maxie! 1208 01:02:43,750 --> 01:02:46,000 Maxie, be reasonable. 1209 01:02:46,010 --> 01:02:47,750 How am I going to talk Jan into this? 1210 01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:50,200 It's one day. One day out of her whole life. 1211 01:02:51,010 --> 01:02:53,000 Than I'll scram for real. I promise. 1212 01:02:53,010 --> 01:02:55,300 She'll have to take the days off. 1213 01:02:55,310 --> 01:02:57,300 That is, if not not both unemployed. 1214 01:02:57,310 --> 01:02:59,500 And, she probably won't like what you've done to her hair. 1215 01:02:59,510 --> 01:03:02,750 Not to mention the fact, that she's never been particularly fond of you. 1216 01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:05,500 You're a bright boy, you'll think of something. 1217 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,000 I know I made a mess of things. 1218 01:03:16,010 --> 01:03:19,000 And I know you've been wonderful to me... 1219 01:03:19,010 --> 01:03:21,000 and I shouldn't... 1220 01:03:21,100 --> 01:03:23,500 but I'm asking for a gift. 1221 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:25,900 It's not so bad. The being dead part, 1222 01:03:25,910 --> 01:03:27,900 but it happens to everyone. 1223 01:03:28,910 --> 01:03:30,900 But to be cut off 1224 01:03:30,910 --> 01:03:32,900 like I was 1225 01:03:33,910 --> 01:03:35,900 they keep saying... 1226 01:03:35,910 --> 01:03:38,200 I'm so special, that I could've made it, but... 1227 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,000 I don't really know for sure. 1228 01:03:44,750 --> 01:03:46,000 Please... 1229 01:03:48,010 --> 01:03:50,200 help me prove this one thing to myself. 1230 01:03:52,210 --> 01:03:54,200 One more day? 1231 01:03:56,210 --> 01:03:58,200 Please. 1232 01:04:01,710 --> 01:04:03,700 I will try... 1233 01:04:04,210 --> 01:04:07,000 and that is all that I can promise. 1234 01:04:08,500 --> 01:04:11,000 Thanks. 1235 01:04:11,010 --> 01:04:13,000 Well... 1236 01:04:13,010 --> 01:04:15,000 I'll leave you two alone now. 1237 01:04:15,010 --> 01:04:18,250 Oh it's a 6AM call so don't let her stay up much later. 1238 01:04:18,260 --> 01:04:20,250 I need her sleep. 1239 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,000 Hello. 1240 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,200 Ah! She's back. What happened? 1241 01:04:41,210 --> 01:04:43,500 She ran away from me... 1242 01:04:43,510 --> 01:04:46,240 and we saw a movie, but we didn't do anything I swear. 1243 01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:48,000 She's never gonna leave, is she?! 1244 01:04:48,010 --> 01:04:50,000 She wants a favor from you. 1245 01:04:50,010 --> 01:04:53,200 If you say 'yes', it's a day and she promises not to come back. 1246 01:04:53,210 --> 01:04:56,000 Wait let me guess. A day in the sack with you? 1247 01:04:56,010 --> 01:04:58,000 One more day. 1248 01:04:58,010 --> 01:05:00,000 To do a part... 1249 01:05:00,010 --> 01:05:02,000 that she got herself in a movie. 1250 01:05:02,010 --> 01:05:04,000 She almost got me fired! 1251 01:05:04,010 --> 01:05:06,000 Do you know how that makes me feel?! 1252 01:05:07,010 --> 01:05:09,250 If you're saying you don't exactly owe her a favor, 1253 01:05:09,260 --> 01:05:11,250 - I'll tell her your decision... -Ahhh! 1254 01:05:11,260 --> 01:05:13,250 ...is no. 1255 01:05:17,260 --> 01:05:19,250 She really had a big day, didn't she? 1256 01:05:19,260 --> 01:05:21,250 I wasn't around when she did that. 1257 01:05:21,260 --> 01:05:23,250 Sorry. 1258 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,750 I can't be able to go to work looking like this. 1259 01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:30,000 [sighs] 1260 01:05:30,010 --> 01:05:31,600 I've got to make sure when I go to work, 1261 01:05:31,610 --> 01:05:33,600 that the Bishop doesn't try to exorcise me. 1262 01:05:33,610 --> 01:05:35,600 [sighs] 1263 01:05:35,610 --> 01:05:37,600 I have to take the day off. 1264 01:05:37,700 --> 01:05:40,850 Ah, ya better wait 'til you decide before you do that. 1265 01:05:40,860 --> 01:05:42,500 She has a 6AM call. 1266 01:05:42,510 --> 01:05:44,500 uhhh... 1267 01:05:44,510 --> 01:05:46,500 [sighs] 1268 01:05:46,510 --> 01:05:49,250 One day and it's over? 1269 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:51,410 -She swore? -She swore. 1270 01:05:51,500 --> 01:05:52,750 She swore? 1271 01:05:52,900 --> 01:05:54,750 She swore. 1272 01:05:56,260 --> 01:05:58,250 [sighs] 1273 01:06:00,260 --> 01:06:02,250 Ok...I'll do it. 1274 01:06:02,260 --> 01:06:04,250 -Are you sure? -Yeah. 1275 01:06:04,260 --> 01:06:07,000 I'll give her, her chance, and be done with it. 1276 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000 I forgot to mention one little thing. 1277 01:06:15,010 --> 01:06:17,000 She got me fired. 1278 01:06:17,010 --> 01:06:20,410 In that case, we get the money from the movie. 1279 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,000 Alright, bring it right on over here. 1280 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,510 Producer: Miss Malone how are you? 1281 01:06:57,520 --> 01:06:59,510 Very well, thank you. 1282 01:06:59,510 --> 01:07:01,750 We want to show you right away your dressing room 1283 01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:02,900 I'll see you're very comfortable 1284 01:07:02,910 --> 01:07:05,500 We're gonna get..ah... It's right over here, my dear.. 1285 01:07:05,510 --> 01:07:07,450 We're gonna get make-up and hair here as soon as possible. 1286 01:07:07,460 --> 01:07:08,450 Chief? 1287 01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:09,460 Chief? 1288 01:07:09,460 --> 01:07:11,000 -Yeah -Chief, I've gotta talk to you. Listen, 1289 01:07:11,010 --> 01:07:14,000 -We got a problem, we've got a problem -Davis this is Miss Malone, Miss Malone, this is Davis 1290 01:07:14,010 --> 01:07:15,000 Hi, how are ya? Nice to meet you. 1291 01:07:15,010 --> 01:07:17,000 Listen, the guy's agent called me. 1292 01:07:17,010 --> 01:07:18,500 we do not have a leading man. 1293 01:07:18,510 --> 01:07:20,500 Wait, wait. What are you talking about? The guy's gonna be delayed here? 1294 01:07:20,510 --> 01:07:22,500 No, no...we don't have him. He's not coming. 1295 01:07:22,510 --> 01:07:23,500 He ain't gonna be here. 1296 01:07:23,510 --> 01:07:24,850 Well, what in the hell am I supposed to do about that? 1297 01:07:24,860 --> 01:07:25,650 I mean, what's the... 1298 01:07:25,660 --> 01:07:27,370 We have one choice, pull the plug we come back tomorrow. 1299 01:07:27,380 --> 01:07:29,370 I don't know what else to tell ya. 1300 01:07:29,370 --> 01:07:31,370 You can't! I..I mean 1301 01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:32,300 That would be terrible. 1302 01:07:32,310 --> 01:07:34,300 What does this guy have to do? 1303 01:07:34,310 --> 01:07:38,000 He just has to ride a stupid horse. And look like a stupid hero. 1304 01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:44,000 Now, Lady... 1305 01:07:44,010 --> 01:07:45,300 like I said this is very simple. 1306 01:07:45,310 --> 01:07:47,300 All you have to do is lay on the tracks. 1307 01:07:47,310 --> 01:07:49,300 -Tied up? -Exactly. Now, 1308 01:07:49,310 --> 01:07:50,650 on cue, that locomotive 1309 01:07:50,660 --> 01:07:52,000 is gonna start coming in your direction. 1310 01:07:52,010 --> 01:07:54,000 -Should I scream? -As loud as possible. Now, 1311 01:07:54,010 --> 01:07:56,750 as the locomotive is getting very, very close to you... 1312 01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:58,400 Nicky rides up on his big, black horse, 1313 01:07:58,410 --> 01:08:00,400 unties me and saves the day. 1314 01:08:00,410 --> 01:08:02,400 -I love it. -Beautiful...beautiful. 1315 01:08:02,410 --> 01:08:04,400 -Dave? -Yes? 1316 01:08:04,410 --> 01:08:06,900 Dave, let's get her down on those tracks. Let's get this right the first time. 1317 01:08:06,910 --> 01:08:09,350 Then we can all go to lunch. Alright? 1318 01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:14,500 Come here! 1319 01:08:16,510 --> 01:08:18,500 Now all you did wrong was 1320 01:08:18,510 --> 01:08:20,500 Don't let the baby do... 1321 01:08:20,510 --> 01:08:22,500 let him move, just once we ask you. 1322 01:08:22,510 --> 01:08:24,300 Okay. 1323 01:08:24,310 --> 01:08:26,300 Hold him! Hold him! Please! Please! 1324 01:08:26,310 --> 01:08:27,300 It's okay... 1325 01:08:27,310 --> 01:08:28,750 Now get these ranes, 1326 01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:30,750 -That's the barkes and the steering wheel. -Okay. 1327 01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:31,500 Here ya go. 1328 01:08:31,510 --> 01:08:33,200 Stop for a second. Please wait! 1329 01:08:33,210 --> 01:08:35,200 Okay, Dave. Cue the train. 1330 01:08:35,210 --> 01:08:37,200 Action, Train. Come in Train. 1331 01:08:39,210 --> 01:08:41,200 -Oh..oh.. -Action! 1332 01:08:41,210 --> 01:08:43,750 Help please! Please help me! 1333 01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:45,750 --Can you stop him! Stop him! -Help me please! 1334 01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:51,000 No, no, no. You get over on the tracks. 1335 01:08:51,010 --> 01:08:53,000 Turn him around. 1336 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,000 Where ya goin'? 1337 01:08:58,010 --> 01:09:00,000 Turn him around. Turn him around, come on 1338 01:09:00,010 --> 01:09:02,000 That's right...Come on now. 1339 01:09:02,010 --> 01:09:04,000 Oh my God! 1340 01:09:04,010 --> 01:09:06,000 Ahhh! 1341 01:09:06,010 --> 01:09:08,000 What's the Hell's the matter with you? 1342 01:09:08,010 --> 01:09:10,000 Stop! Do something! 1343 01:09:10,010 --> 01:09:12,000 Al, help! 1344 01:09:12,010 --> 01:09:14,000 Come on boy! Come on boy! 1345 01:09:14,010 --> 01:09:16,000 Come on! Come on! 1346 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,000 Keep rolling on this. Keep...You getting this? 1347 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,200 Help! 1348 01:09:25,300 --> 01:09:26,500 Help! 1349 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:31,000 [Lone Ranger theme playing] 1350 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:53,000 [Announcer: When life's little tensions make you wet...] 1351 01:09:54,010 --> 01:09:56,000 A woman's best friend 1352 01:09:58,010 --> 01:10:00,000 is 'No Sweat' 1353 01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:06,500 Great stuff, huh? 1354 01:10:06,510 --> 01:10:08,000 I tell you when the studio's get a look at this, 1355 01:10:08,010 --> 01:10:10,000 They're gonna beg me to direct features for 'em. 1356 01:10:10,010 --> 01:10:13,000 -Yeah. -Dave, let do it. Come on. 1357 01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:19,000 What is it? 1358 01:10:19,010 --> 01:10:21,750 Uh...It's a deodorant commercial. 1359 01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:24,800 I could've killed myself, for a God damned deodorant commercial. 1360 01:10:24,810 --> 01:10:28,000 -Starring, my dog. -You mean it's not a picture? 1361 01:10:32,010 --> 01:10:34,000 It's for television. 1362 01:10:36,010 --> 01:10:38,000 It's an advertisement. 1363 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:41,000 That's all it is? 1364 01:10:43,010 --> 01:10:45,000 Something for that tiny, little screen? 1365 01:10:47,010 --> 01:10:49,250 To sell something to make you not... 1366 01:10:49,300 --> 01:10:51,250 sweat? 1367 01:10:53,260 --> 01:10:55,250 Come on. 1368 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,000 Hey, I'll tell you what... 1369 01:11:20,010 --> 01:11:21,250 You borrow one of my suits, 1370 01:11:21,260 --> 01:11:22,750 You go on a couple of job interviews, 1371 01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:24,750 I'll hang around and bark at the Mailman. 1372 01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:27,000 [phone ringing] 1373 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:29,000 You expecting anyone? 1374 01:11:29,010 --> 01:11:31,000 I'll get it this time. You get it the next. 1375 01:11:31,010 --> 01:11:33,000 [ringing continues] 1376 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,500 Jan: ...You're welcome. 1377 01:11:39,510 --> 01:11:42,000 Good morning. Bishop Campbell's office. 1378 01:11:42,010 --> 01:11:44,000 -We have to talk. -Uh, one moment please. 1379 01:11:44,010 --> 01:11:45,750 -What are you doing here? -Let's go to lunch. 1380 01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:47,750 I can't, I just took to days off. 1381 01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:49,750 The Bishop still looks like he wants to burn me at the steak. 1382 01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:52,200 -You're normal again. -Nicky, I can't. 1383 01:11:54,210 --> 01:11:56,000 Hello? 1384 01:11:56,010 --> 01:11:58,000 Oh yes Mrs. Cooper, I gave the Bishop your message. 1385 01:11:58,010 --> 01:11:59,210 Taking a half hour for lunch. 1386 01:11:59,220 --> 01:12:01,500 -Good idea take an hour. -Fine 1387 01:12:01,510 --> 01:12:03,500 -hour and a half. -Talk to you again later. Alright. 1388 01:12:03,510 --> 01:12:05,500 -Bye. -Buh-bye. 1389 01:12:07,510 --> 01:12:09,500 It wasn't so hard, was it? 1390 01:12:09,510 --> 01:12:11,500 Your purse. 1391 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,000 They want her to test 1392 01:12:20,010 --> 01:12:22,000 for the starring role, in the remake 1393 01:12:22,010 --> 01:12:24,500 of 'Cleopatra'. The day after tomorrow 1394 01:12:24,510 --> 01:12:26,500 in Hollywood. 1395 01:12:26,510 --> 01:12:28,500 What? 1396 01:12:29,750 --> 01:12:32,000 They want 'Her', You. 1397 01:12:32,010 --> 01:12:34,250 to test for the starring role 1398 01:12:34,260 --> 01:12:36,000 in the re-make of 'Cleopatra' 1399 01:12:36,010 --> 01:12:38,000 the day after tomorrow in Hollywood. 1400 01:12:39,500 --> 01:12:40,850 How did that happen? 1401 01:12:40,860 --> 01:12:42,850 The Director showed the commercial 1402 01:12:42,860 --> 01:12:44,850 They did want the Director. 1403 01:12:44,860 --> 01:12:47,500 They wanted...Maxie Malone. 1404 01:12:47,510 --> 01:12:48,900 They called the house. 1405 01:12:48,910 --> 01:12:50,900 Well, what did you tell them? 1406 01:12:50,910 --> 01:12:52,900 She was out. I was her manager 1407 01:12:52,910 --> 01:12:54,600 I'd get back to them. 1408 01:12:54,610 --> 01:12:56,600 Her Manager? 1409 01:12:56,610 --> 01:12:58,600 I lost my head. 1410 01:12:58,610 --> 01:13:00,600 Mmm 1411 01:13:00,610 --> 01:13:02,600 If you don't wanna do it, say so. 1412 01:13:03,750 --> 01:13:06,000 Nicky... 1413 01:13:06,010 --> 01:13:08,000 There's no way, I... 1414 01:13:08,010 --> 01:13:09,000 You don't have to. 1415 01:13:09,010 --> 01:13:11,000 Maxie does. 1416 01:13:13,010 --> 01:13:15,000 You'd like me to, wouldn't you? 1417 01:13:16,750 --> 01:13:18,500 You want her to come back. 1418 01:13:18,510 --> 01:13:20,000 You know how silly it is 1419 01:13:20,010 --> 01:13:22,000 to be jealous of a ghost? 1420 01:13:22,500 --> 01:13:25,000 Not as silly as being in love with one. 1421 01:13:25,500 --> 01:13:27,600 Let's just forget the whole thing 1422 01:13:27,610 --> 01:13:29,760 I'll tell 'em 'No'. 1423 01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:40,000 The thing is, I know how Maxie feels. 1424 01:13:40,010 --> 01:13:42,000 I mean I get flashes now and then. 1425 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,000 I never dreamed that anyone could 1426 01:13:45,010 --> 01:13:47,000 want anything so badly. 1427 01:13:49,010 --> 01:13:51,750 I...I almost envy her. 1428 01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:55,000 You'll do it? 1429 01:13:55,010 --> 01:13:57,000 I'll think about it. 1430 01:13:57,200 --> 01:14:00,200 I'll give you my answer when I get home from work. 1431 01:14:00,250 --> 01:14:02,200 You'll really think about it? 1432 01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:04,750 Nicky, I'll give you my decision 1433 01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:06,750 when I get home from work. 1434 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:14,000 Yes Mr. Franks...Yes, I'll have her... 1435 01:14:14,010 --> 01:14:16,000 Yes, I don't know where he is. 1436 01:14:16,010 --> 01:14:17,210 You'll have to ask her. 1437 01:14:17,220 --> 01:14:19,210 I don't know where she is either. 1438 01:14:19,220 --> 01:14:21,500 -When does the Exorcist arrive? -Tomorrow morning... 1439 01:14:21,510 --> 01:14:23,500 -Early. -Now you keep on top of this situation. 1440 01:14:23,510 --> 01:14:26,300 And the moment he arrives, you send him to her house. Alright? 1441 01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:28,000 Yes, Sir. 1442 01:14:28,300 --> 01:14:30,300 Ah, Jan! 1443 01:14:30,310 --> 01:14:32,300 You're back! Oh, fine...fine. 1444 01:14:32,310 --> 01:14:34,300 How are you feeling? You look wonderful. 1445 01:14:34,310 --> 01:14:36,500 -Why don't you sit down for a little while. -Yes your Excellency... 1446 01:14:36,510 --> 01:14:37,640 I mean no. I mean 1447 01:14:37,650 --> 01:14:39,640 -it doesn't matter your Excellency -I don't understand 1448 01:14:39,650 --> 01:14:41,000 I, Ah... don't mean to be rude, 1449 01:14:41,010 --> 01:14:42,650 but I have two weeks vacation coming 1450 01:14:42,660 --> 01:14:44,500 in which I'd like to take some right now. 1451 01:14:44,510 --> 01:14:47,000 I'll go ask Mr. Michaels to arrange for a temporary 1452 01:14:47,010 --> 01:14:49,100 while I'm away. You may fire me if you wish, 1453 01:14:49,110 --> 01:14:52,000 but my mind is made up. Good day, your Excellency. 1454 01:14:52,010 --> 01:14:53,000 Wait! 1455 01:14:53,010 --> 01:14:55,000 Who's your favorite movie star? 1456 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,000 Dustin Hoffman. Why? 1457 01:14:58,500 --> 01:15:00,300 Oh...no reason. 1458 01:15:00,310 --> 01:15:01,700 And look, why don't you stay 1459 01:15:01,710 --> 01:15:03,000 for an extra day or so, 1460 01:15:03,010 --> 01:15:05,000 we're a...we're planning a 1461 01:15:05,010 --> 01:15:06,750 a...ah...surprise party. 1462 01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:08,500 for Father Jerome's birthday tomorrow. 1463 01:15:08,510 --> 01:15:09,750 But, his birthday was last month. 1464 01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:12,000 Oh...well, then 1465 01:15:12,010 --> 01:15:14,000 this will really be a surprise, won't it? 1466 01:15:14,010 --> 01:15:16,250 I'll see you in two weeks, Bishop Campbell. 1467 01:15:16,260 --> 01:15:18,250 I'm sure you'll be fine until I get back. 1468 01:15:18,260 --> 01:15:20,250 Goodbye. 1469 01:15:20,260 --> 01:15:22,250 Oh...drat. 1470 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:32,000 Maxie: A little late Baby. 1471 01:15:32,010 --> 01:15:34,250 I'm 50 years late. 1472 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:41,000 Nick: By the way, Jan has insisted 1473 01:15:41,010 --> 01:15:43,000 on one condition... 1474 01:15:43,010 --> 01:15:43,900 she's there in bed, 1475 01:15:43,910 --> 01:15:46,000 and you keep your hands the rest of the time to yourself. 1476 01:15:46,010 --> 01:15:47,300 One slip... 1477 01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:49,300 she says she'll push you out, and scotch the whole thing. 1478 01:15:49,310 --> 01:15:51,300 -Spoiled sport -Take it or leave it. 1479 01:15:51,310 --> 01:15:53,300 Do I have a choice? 1480 01:15:53,300 --> 01:15:55,300 [laughing] 1481 01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,000 ♫ Hooray for Hollywood 1482 01:16:19,300 --> 01:16:23,000 Hooray, hooray, hooray for Hollywood ♫ 1483 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:09,000 Nicky... 1484 01:17:09,010 --> 01:17:12,000 Swell diggs, huh? 1485 01:17:12,010 --> 01:17:14,000 Hey Al... I'll meet you in the bedroom. 1486 01:17:14,010 --> 01:17:16,000 Alright. 1487 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,500 Oh wow... 1488 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:23,500 Hey, Thanks. 1489 01:17:23,510 --> 01:17:25,500 Thanks. 1490 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:30,200 Okay... 1491 01:17:30,210 --> 01:17:31,500 Where do we go first? 1492 01:17:31,510 --> 01:17:33,500 The Derby, or the Grove? 1493 01:17:33,510 --> 01:17:35,500 Na...neither one. 1494 01:17:35,510 --> 01:17:37,500 We had a deal. 1495 01:17:37,510 --> 01:17:38,500 I wanna go to bed. 1496 01:17:38,510 --> 01:17:40,500 Oh, what a good idea. 1497 01:17:40,510 --> 01:17:42,500 With my wife. 1498 01:17:42,510 --> 01:17:46,000 Look, one person who shouldn't get shafted on this deal is Jan. 1499 01:17:46,010 --> 01:17:47,300 I want her back now. 1500 01:17:47,310 --> 01:17:50,300 Nicky, what's the difference between now, and a little bitty hour from now? 1501 01:17:50,310 --> 01:17:52,000 Now...Maxie. 1502 01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:57,000 You're going to be sorry. 1503 01:17:57,010 --> 01:18:00,000 Maxine Malone, does not offer herself lightly! 1504 01:18:00,010 --> 01:18:02,000 Oh stop it. Look it's not the point. 1505 01:18:02,010 --> 01:18:04,000 you promised something, you understand me? We made a deal 1506 01:18:04,010 --> 01:18:05,500 we gotta bargain, you do it 1507 01:18:05,510 --> 01:18:08,000 you just stick to it and you do it. Now come on. 1508 01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:09,500 It's me. 1509 01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:11,500 It's me. 1510 01:18:12,500 --> 01:18:16,000 Wow....what a place. 1511 01:18:16,010 --> 01:18:18,000 That's what Maxie said. 1512 01:18:18,010 --> 01:18:20,000 Ah...let me get it. Let me get it. 1513 01:18:20,010 --> 01:18:22,000 Hello? 1514 01:18:24,010 --> 01:18:26,000 Uh huh. Okay, that'd be fine. 1515 01:18:26,010 --> 01:18:27,500 Thank you. 1516 01:18:27,510 --> 01:18:29,000 The have a test scene downstairs 1517 01:18:29,010 --> 01:18:31,000 they're sending it up. 1518 01:18:33,010 --> 01:18:34,500 Well, she'll have to study it in the morning. 1519 01:18:34,510 --> 01:18:37,000 Uhh...uh...I threw her out for the night. 1520 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:40,000 She's too mad to come back now. 1521 01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:51,600 She leave me with her hangovers, 1522 01:18:51,610 --> 01:18:54,300 her indigestion and now her exhaustion. 1523 01:18:54,310 --> 01:18:56,300 Believe me, it's just as tiring 1524 01:18:56,310 --> 01:18:58,300 to be with her... 1525 01:18:58,310 --> 01:19:00,300 as to be her. 1526 01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,000 -Nick? -Mmm Hmm? 1527 01:19:07,010 --> 01:19:10,000 -I love you. -I love you too. 1528 01:19:10,010 --> 01:19:12,000 -Nick? Hmm? 1529 01:19:12,010 --> 01:19:15,000 [Jan makes ghost noise] 1530 01:19:17,010 --> 01:19:19,000 [laughing] 1531 01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:58,590 You say the same thing again... 1532 01:19:58,590 --> 01:20:00,590 You say the same thing again, right here. 1533 01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:05,000 -Uh, Miss Malony -Uh, not yet. 1534 01:20:05,010 --> 01:20:07,500 It's a pleasure. 1535 01:20:07,500 --> 01:20:09,200 [Nick: Indistinctly] 1536 01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:13,000 ...Then you say... 1537 01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:17,000 ...the first line, you say 'Leave now or you'll never lay eyes on...' 1538 01:20:24,500 --> 01:20:26,000 Director: Good morning, Love. 1539 01:20:26,010 --> 01:20:28,500 I'm Josh Daniels your Director. 1540 01:20:28,510 --> 01:20:30,000 I certainly hope tat you're the girl 1541 01:20:30,010 --> 01:20:33,000 That we've been looking for, so we can proceed with our little epic. 1542 01:20:33,010 --> 01:20:35,000 This way. 1543 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:41,000 Um, Harry...read. 1544 01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:43,750 I want you to meet Harry Hamlin, 1545 01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:45,750 The young actor playing Marc Anthony. 1546 01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:50,000 Harry, I want you to meet Miss Maxine Malone. 1547 01:20:50,010 --> 01:20:53,000 Pleasure, I hear you're terrific. 1548 01:20:53,010 --> 01:20:56,000 -Now, we'll go off in... -Excuse me. 1549 01:20:56,010 --> 01:20:58,000 Take me home. 1550 01:20:58,010 --> 01:21:00,000 -Are you crazy? -That is Harry Hamlin over there 1551 01:21:00,010 --> 01:21:01,500 he just said something to me... 1552 01:21:01,510 --> 01:21:03,000 he seems like a very nice person... 1553 01:21:03,010 --> 01:21:05,200 I don't want to throw up all over Harry Hamlin. 1554 01:21:05,210 --> 01:21:06,600 She'll be here. 1555 01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:09,000 You know she wouldn't miss this for the World. 1556 01:21:09,010 --> 01:21:10,500 She's putting you on the hot spot, because 1557 01:21:10,510 --> 01:21:12,500 She was mad I had thrown her out last night. 1558 01:21:12,510 --> 01:21:15,000 Take a breath, you get back over there and have a good time. 1559 01:21:15,010 --> 01:21:17,000 Come on. Okay, we're ready. 1560 01:21:17,010 --> 01:21:19,000 This way please. 1561 01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:27,000 Now, you will start at the top of the bed and... 1562 01:21:27,010 --> 01:21:29,000 Thank you so much. 1563 01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:34,750 Now, you start at the top of the bed 1564 01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:36,750 and gently work your way 1565 01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:38,500 down to the pillows 1566 01:21:38,510 --> 01:21:40,500 where you'll lay, then Harry will 1567 01:21:40,510 --> 01:21:42,500 make his entrance and well... 1568 01:21:42,510 --> 01:21:44,500 Let's make a start. 1569 01:21:44,510 --> 01:21:46,500 Let's roll. 1570 01:21:46,510 --> 01:21:48,500 Rolling 1571 01:21:48,510 --> 01:21:50,000 We've got speed. 1572 01:21:50,010 --> 01:21:52,000 Marker, we've got marker. 1573 01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:55,750 And... 1574 01:21:55,760 --> 01:21:57,750 Action! 1575 01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:03,000 You have the first line. 1576 01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:10,000 Leave me now, and you will 1577 01:22:10,010 --> 01:22:12,000 never lay eyes on Egypt again. 1578 01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:15,500 If Rome can not come to Egypt, 1579 01:22:15,510 --> 01:22:17,500 perhaps Egypt will come to Rome. 1580 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:20,000 Jan: mumbling 1581 01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:24,000 Yes I will come, but as a partner 1582 01:22:24,010 --> 01:22:26,000 an equal, not a slave. 1583 01:22:26,500 --> 01:22:27,600 For 300 years... 1584 01:22:27,610 --> 01:22:28,500 Cut! 1585 01:22:28,600 --> 01:22:30,500 Cut! 1586 01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:36,000 Is there a problem of some kind? 1587 01:22:36,010 --> 01:22:37,200 A problem? 1588 01:22:37,210 --> 01:22:40,000 is there some reason why you've chosen to do the scene 1589 01:22:40,010 --> 01:22:42,000 sonsact 1590 01:22:42,010 --> 01:22:44,000 Excuse me..Nicky... 1591 01:22:44,010 --> 01:22:45,750 I can't do this 1592 01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:48,500 She's better after a few times. Why don't you do it again, okay? 1593 01:22:48,510 --> 01:22:50,500 Come on. 1594 01:22:52,510 --> 01:22:54,500 Alright. 1595 01:22:56,510 --> 01:22:58,500 Take two. 1596 01:22:58,510 --> 01:23:00,500 Let's roll. 1597 01:23:00,510 --> 01:23:02,500 We're rolling. 1598 01:23:02,510 --> 01:23:04,500 Action. 1599 01:23:04,510 --> 01:23:05,600 Uhhh...For 300 years 1600 01:23:05,610 --> 01:23:07,110 the colonies have ruled Egypt 1601 01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:09,110 my father was a King, 1602 01:23:09,120 --> 01:23:10,800 and his father before him. 1603 01:23:10,810 --> 01:23:12,500 And I am a Queen. 1604 01:23:12,510 --> 01:23:14,500 You may think you can conquer Egypt 1605 01:23:14,510 --> 01:23:16,500 but you can't, because 1606 01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:19,500 For, I am Egypt, and you can never conquer me. 1607 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:27,000 Cut! 1608 01:23:27,010 --> 01:23:29,000 Nick: Come on, wake up. 1609 01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:31,000 Wake up....wake up...wake up. 1610 01:23:31,010 --> 01:23:33,000 Harry: Oaky Fellas, joke's over. 1611 01:23:33,010 --> 01:23:35,000 Very funny Art. 1612 01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:44,750 Miss Malone... It was a pleasure meeting you. 1613 01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:46,750 And, by the way, you were brilliant. 1614 01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:48,750 Good luck. 1615 01:23:51,500 --> 01:23:54,000 Who's the cute looking guy in the skirt? 1616 01:23:54,010 --> 01:23:56,000 Maxie. 1617 01:23:56,010 --> 01:23:59,000 I knew you would come. 1618 01:23:59,010 --> 01:24:02,000 How's about...another take? 1619 01:24:02,010 --> 01:24:04,500 I promise you won't be sorry. 1620 01:24:04,510 --> 01:24:06,500 Uh...thanks 1621 01:24:06,510 --> 01:24:10,500 just...I really don't think I've got it in me. 1622 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:16,000 Leave me now, 1623 01:24:16,010 --> 01:24:18,000 and you will never lay 1624 01:24:18,010 --> 01:24:20,000 eyes on Egypt again. 1625 01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:32,000 If Rome can not come to Egypt, 1626 01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:35,000 perhaps Egypt 1627 01:24:35,010 --> 01:24:37,000 will come to Rome. 1628 01:24:37,010 --> 01:24:39,000 Yes, I will come. 1629 01:24:39,010 --> 01:24:41,200 But as a partner, an equal, 1630 01:24:41,210 --> 01:24:43,200 not a Slave. 1631 01:24:43,210 --> 01:24:46,000 for 300 years the Chinese have ruled Egypt 1632 01:24:47,500 --> 01:24:50,000 My father was a King, and his father before him. 1633 01:24:50,010 --> 01:24:52,000 And I am a Queen. 1634 01:24:53,500 --> 01:24:55,500 You might think you can conquer Egypt, 1635 01:24:56,500 --> 01:24:59,000 but I am Egypt, 1636 01:24:59,010 --> 01:25:02,000 and you can never conquer me. 1637 01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:16,500 You call that a victory? 1638 01:25:16,510 --> 01:25:17,910 You kiss me, 1639 01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:19,910 and I do not kiss you back, there's nothing. 1640 01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:23,000 But if you kiss me... 1641 01:25:23,010 --> 01:25:26,000 and I give you myself, 1642 01:25:26,010 --> 01:25:29,000 Together we create a kiss. 1643 01:25:31,010 --> 01:25:34,000 -And then we make love. -Then we make love together. 1644 01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:36,000 Then we are partners, 1645 01:25:36,010 --> 01:25:37,750 equals. 1646 01:25:37,760 --> 01:25:39,750 And together we will make both a greatest 1647 01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:41,750 Empire and the greatest love 1648 01:25:41,760 --> 01:25:43,750 the World has ever seen. 1649 01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:58,000 Liza: We're outside of The Ambassador Hotel 1650 01:25:58,010 --> 01:26:01,000 Where we hope to get an Interview with Maxie Malone. 1651 01:26:01,010 --> 01:26:03,000 The young woman chosen over hundreds 1652 01:26:03,010 --> 01:26:05,000 of hopefuls for the most sought after role in 1653 01:26:05,010 --> 01:26:06,160 Hollywood this year. 1654 01:26:06,170 --> 01:26:08,000 The hunt for the new Cleopatria 1655 01:26:08,010 --> 01:26:10,500 Has been exhaustive.... 1656 01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:27,140 Liza: ...we will try and get to her 1657 01:26:27,150 --> 01:26:29,140 and get an interview with her. 1658 01:26:29,150 --> 01:26:31,140 It will be her first interview since being chosen 1659 01:26:31,150 --> 01:26:33,000 as the new Cleopatria 1660 01:26:33,010 --> 01:26:35,000 Following in footsteps of such greats as Claudette Colbert 1661 01:26:35,010 --> 01:26:37,000 and Elizabeth Taylor. 1662 01:26:37,010 --> 01:26:39,000 Miss Malone? 1663 01:26:41,010 --> 01:26:43,000 -Yes? -Tell us... 1664 01:26:43,010 --> 01:26:45,000 What do you think of Harry? 1665 01:26:45,010 --> 01:26:47,500 -He's a great kisser. -Did you know that you would be cast? 1666 01:26:47,510 --> 01:26:49,000 I had my fingers crossed. 1667 01:26:49,010 --> 01:26:51,000 How does it feel Miss Malone to have been 1668 01:26:51,010 --> 01:26:53,000 chosen over hundreds of other actresses? 1669 01:26:53,010 --> 01:26:55,000 I'll tell you how it feels... 1670 01:26:55,010 --> 01:26:56,200 It feels like I'm alive. 1671 01:26:56,210 --> 01:26:58,200 You know I'm sure that everyone is curious... 1672 01:26:58,210 --> 01:27:00,650 Reporter: -Hello, Miss Malone -We'd like to ask one more question 1673 01:27:00,660 --> 01:27:04,000 About during the filming of the movie, please... 1674 01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:10,000 Thanks, Nicky. 1675 01:27:10,010 --> 01:27:13,000 Thank Jan for me too. Will ya? 1676 01:27:15,500 --> 01:27:17,300 [sighs] 1677 01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:21,000 What a night. 1678 01:27:21,010 --> 01:27:23,000 What a day. 1679 01:27:23,010 --> 01:27:25,000 All my dreams, 1680 01:27:25,010 --> 01:27:27,000 everything I ever wanted 1681 01:27:27,010 --> 01:27:29,000 and it's just begining. 1682 01:27:29,010 --> 01:27:30,500 Reporter: Miss Malone... 1683 01:27:30,510 --> 01:27:32,500 Can we speak to you for a second, Miss Malone? 1684 01:27:32,510 --> 01:27:34,200 ...Miss Malone, can we talk to you just for a second? Please 1685 01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:35,010 [laughs] 1686 01:27:35,010 --> 01:27:37,000 Please, Miss Malone. 1687 01:27:37,010 --> 01:27:39,000 They don't have no appointment. 1688 01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:46,000 Can you believe it? 1689 01:27:46,010 --> 01:27:48,000 I finally know I've got it. 1690 01:27:48,010 --> 01:27:50,000 I was meant to be a star, Nicky. 1691 01:27:50,010 --> 01:27:52,200 Just like one of thoise up there. 1692 01:27:52,210 --> 01:27:55,000 a big, bright, shining, beautiful star 1693 01:27:55,010 --> 01:27:57,000 tat'll last forever and ever. 1694 01:27:57,010 --> 01:27:59,000 And if this picture is good, and I know it's gonna be 1695 01:27:59,010 --> 01:28:01,000 I just know it. Then I'll just get a 1696 01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:03,000 more big picture next time... 1697 01:28:03,010 --> 01:28:05,000 You can't do it Maxie. 1698 01:28:06,750 --> 01:28:08,500 what do you mean? 1699 01:28:08,510 --> 01:28:10,500 I was so great tonight. 1700 01:28:10,510 --> 01:28:12,500 everyone said so, 1701 01:28:12,510 --> 01:28:14,200 you said so. 1702 01:28:14,210 --> 01:28:15,400 That's not the point. 1703 01:28:15,410 --> 01:28:17,400 They wanna shoot for 6 months. 1704 01:28:17,410 --> 01:28:18,750 so? 1705 01:28:18,750 --> 01:28:21,000 Well then, you'll wanna stick around for the opening. 1706 01:28:21,010 --> 01:28:23,000 And then another picture, 1707 01:28:23,500 --> 01:28:25,500 ...and another 1708 01:28:27,300 --> 01:28:29,300 When's it gonna stop? 1709 01:28:29,310 --> 01:28:31,300 I don't get ya? 1710 01:28:31,310 --> 01:28:33,300 The first time around... 1711 01:28:33,310 --> 01:28:35,300 You never got to have your screen test. 1712 01:28:35,310 --> 01:28:37,300 Now ya know. 1713 01:28:37,310 --> 01:28:39,300 You know. 1714 01:28:39,310 --> 01:28:41,750 You would have been a star. 1715 01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:47,000 That's gonna have to be enough. 1716 01:28:47,010 --> 01:28:49,000 Well, why? 1717 01:28:49,010 --> 01:28:52,000 Oh, because, lots of reasons... 1718 01:28:55,500 --> 01:28:58,000 Because you can not take away 1719 01:28:58,010 --> 01:29:01,000 someone else's life because yours was over too soon. 1720 01:29:04,500 --> 01:29:07,000 And, because I want my wife back. 1721 01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:10,750 And then because... 1722 01:29:10,760 --> 01:29:12,750 Yeah... 1723 01:29:12,760 --> 01:29:15,000 Life's tough, so is mistakes. 1724 01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:44,000 I'm sorry Maxie. 1725 01:29:44,010 --> 01:29:46,000 I really am. 1726 01:29:48,010 --> 01:29:50,000 Maybe it's better... 1727 01:29:52,030 --> 01:29:54,000 Yeah, even better. 1728 01:29:55,500 --> 01:29:58,000 If I stuck around I'd be a big star, 1729 01:29:58,010 --> 01:30:00,000 Big deal, dime a dozen... 1730 01:30:01,010 --> 01:30:03,500 but if I vanish into thin air... 1731 01:30:05,510 --> 01:30:07,500 They'll never forget me. 1732 01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:12,000 I'll be one of the great Hollywood mysteries. 1733 01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:14,600 A legend they'll remember 1734 01:30:14,610 --> 01:30:17,500 As long as there are movies and people to write 'em. 1735 01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:22,000 Nicky, I'll be a star. 1736 01:30:24,500 --> 01:30:26,500 Do me a favor, will ya? 1737 01:30:26,510 --> 01:30:28,500 Don't say anything. 1738 01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:32,000 it only gets sticky, and you've been swell up to now. 1739 01:30:34,500 --> 01:30:36,500 It's been a ball ya know. 1740 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:40,000 A real ball. 1741 01:30:41,750 --> 01:30:44,000 So long, Sheik. 1742 01:30:44,010 --> 01:30:46,000 I'll see ya in Heaven. 1743 01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:13,000 Jan? 1744 01:31:14,750 --> 01:31:16,000 Yes. 1745 01:31:17,000 --> 01:31:19,000 She got the part. 1746 01:31:21,010 --> 01:31:23,000 I know. 1747 01:31:23,010 --> 01:31:25,000 How? 1748 01:31:25,010 --> 01:31:27,000 I don't know exactly. 1749 01:31:29,010 --> 01:31:31,000 I just do. 1750 01:31:31,500 --> 01:31:33,500 And when she left, I... 1751 01:31:34,500 --> 01:31:37,000 I sensed from her the most incredible 1752 01:31:37,010 --> 01:31:39,000 feeling of peace. 1753 01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:21,000 Reporter: Miss Malone, may I have a word? 1754 01:32:23,500 --> 01:32:25,500 It'll take just a second... 1755 01:32:25,510 --> 01:32:27,500 Miss Malone... 1756 01:32:34,500 --> 01:32:38,000 Okay, come quick. 1757 01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:54,000 [Al: barks] 1758 01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:54,010 [Nick speaking with Middle Eastern Accent] 1759 01:32:54,010 --> 01:32:55,100 Uh...room service chicken, [Nick speaking with Middle Eastern Accent] 1760 01:32:55,100 --> 01:32:55,110 [Nick speaking with Middle Eastern Accent] 1761 01:32:55,110 --> 01:32:56,450 very bad indigestion. [Nick speaking with Middle Eastern Accent] 1762 01:32:56,450 --> 01:32:56,460 [Nick speaking with Middle Eastern Accent] 1763 01:32:56,460 --> 01:32:58,000 Have a beautiful day. [Nick speaking with Middle Eastern Accent] 1764 01:32:58,000 --> 01:32:58,450 Have a beautiful day. 1765 01:32:58,500 --> 01:33:01,000 [Nick speaking with Middle Eastern Accent] Well, I guess we fooled them. 1766 01:33:01,010 --> 01:33:03,000 [laughing] 1767 01:33:03,010 --> 01:33:07,000 You should have seen that lady's face when I asked if I could buy her uniform. 1768 01:33:15,000 --> 01:33:17,000 7 hours, we'll be back home. 1769 01:33:18,750 --> 01:33:21,000 You know, it's only 3 hours to Mexico. 1770 01:33:23,010 --> 01:33:25,000 It's me Nicky. 1771 01:33:25,010 --> 01:33:27,000 She's not coming back. 1772 01:33:27,010 --> 01:33:28,550 I was born in Kankakee, 1773 01:33:28,560 --> 01:33:30,000 My maiden name is O'Connell. 1774 01:33:30,010 --> 01:33:33,400 My Social Security number is: 265-06-3702 1775 01:33:33,400 --> 01:33:34,000 -Okay, okay, okay... My Social Security number is: 265-06-3702 1776 01:33:34,010 --> 01:33:35,000 -Okay, okay, okay... 1777 01:33:35,010 --> 01:33:38,000 -And, I love you -I love you. 1778 01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:41,000 You know, it's only 8 hours to Tahiti. 1779 01:33:42,750 --> 01:33:46,000 -It's 11 hours to Paris. -22 hours to Australia. 1780 01:33:46,010 --> 01:33:48,000 5 minutes to a motel. 1781 01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:52,000 [laughing] 1782 01:33:58,000 --> 01:34:00,000 [Al: Barks] 1783 01:34:00,010 --> 01:34:02,500 Nick: How ya doing Al? 1784 01:34:02,510 --> 01:34:05,000 [laughing] 122336