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♪
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(woman) ♪ WHAT IS THIS THING ♪
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♪ CALLED LOVE? ♪
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♪ THIS FUNNY THING ♪
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♪ CALLED LOVE ♪
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♪ JUST WHO CAN SOLVE ♪
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♪ ITS MYSTERY? ♪
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♪ WHY SHOULD IT MAKE ♪
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♪ A FOOL OF ME? ♪
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♪ I SAW YOU THERE ♪
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♪ THAT WONDERFUL DAY ♪
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♪ YOU TOOK MY LOVE ♪
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♪ AND THREW IT AWAY ♪
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♪ AND SO I ASK THE LORD ♪
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♪ IN HEAVEN ABOVE ♪
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♪ WHAT IS THIS THING ♪
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♪ CALLED LOVE? ♪
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♪ CALLED LOVE ♪
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Captioned by
Closed Captioning Services, Inc.
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(moans)
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(both panting)
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OH, FUCK. FUCK!
WHAT?
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FUCK!
WHAT?
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FUCK!
WHAT?
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FUCK! UGH!
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UGH!
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FUCK!
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(door opens and closes)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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SURPRISE!
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(all) SURPRISE!
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(laughs)
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(lowered voice) NOT A SURPRISE.
YOU TOLD ME ABOUT IT, DAD.
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FUCK. ACT SURPRISED ANYWAY.
GO ENJOY YOUR FRIENDS.
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(laughs) HEY!
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OH, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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WHY ARE YOU SO LATE?
LONG STORY.
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(sighs) I HAVE TO LEAVE FOR
SAN FRANCISCO IN A FEW MINUTES.
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ON MY BIRTHDAY?
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I TOLD YOU, I'M DOING
THAT BOUTIQUE HOTEL
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IN THE EMBARCADERO.
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OH, YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT.
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AND WE AGREED
WE'D CELEBRATE,
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AND I'D GIVE YOU A PRESENT
TOMORROW.
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WHAT IS IT?
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I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU.
IT WOULD RUIN THE SURPRISE.
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I HAVE TO STEAL
THE BIRTHDAY BOY.
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JUST GIVE US A MINUTE,
LUTHER.
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I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
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MM.
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MM.
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(indistinct conversations)
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MMM. YOU MAKE ME SHIVER.
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(chuckles)
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LOVE YOU.
LOVE YOU, TOO.
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FOLLOW ME.
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MAY I SAY I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU
DRESSED MORE LUDICROUSLY?
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IT'S JAY-Z,
OF THE JAY-Z COLLECTION.
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OH, OF COURSE.
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I FORGOT ABOUT YOUR CLOSE TIES
TO THE HIP-HOP WORLD.
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WHAT?
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YOUR BIRTHDAY GIFT.
OPEN IT.
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IT'S A DVD I MADE FOR YOU
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OF WHICH I AM THE STAR--
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CO-STAR WITH A MISS, UM...
(clears throat)
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PEMMIE DELLACORTE.
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JOCE'S SISTER?
(chuckles)
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YOU MADE A DVD OF YOU FUCKING
JOCELYN'S MARRIED SISTER?
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DAUGHTER OF THE MAN
WHO EMPLOYS BOTH YOU AND ME?
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WELL, IT WAS HER IDEA.
OH, IT WAS NOT.
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IT WAS, YES,
AND SOME OF MY FINEST WORK,
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IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
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(scoffs)
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(sighs) OH, MICHAEL,
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YOU HAVE NO SENSE
OF THE ABSURD.
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IF I DID,
I'D BE DRESSED LIKE YOU.
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LAST CHANCE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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PEMMIE'S A WILD ONE.
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IT'S NO PICNIC LOOKING LIKE THIS
OR BEING SO GIFTED IN BED.
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IT'S INTIMIDATING.
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I SCARE THE CRAP
OUT OF MY HUSBAND SETH.
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I MEAN... WE DO STUFF SOMETIMES,
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IF YOU CALL ME LICKING HIS BALLS
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WHILE HE TWANGS
HIS POT STICKER "STUFF."
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(imitates snoring)
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SNORE.
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OHH.
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A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK
PRISON CHANGED ME,
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BUT I THINK IT WAS JUST ANOTHER
PLACE TO MAKE CLOSE FRIENDS
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AND EXPAND MY HORIZONS...
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IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.
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(sighs)
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EVEN THOUGH I'M ON PAROLE...
(exhales deeply)
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SETH IS THRILLED
TO HAVE ME BACK...
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LUTHER, NO LUTHER.
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OOH, I STILL MISS
MY CELLMATE GEORGIA.
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FOR A WOMAN WHO TOOK
A BASEBALL BAT
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TO HER HUSBAND'S KNEECAPS,
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SHE SURE HAD
A TENDER FUCKING TOUCH.
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MICHAEL... (clears throat)
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MEET SUZE AND YASMIN.
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THEY'RE CONTORTIONISTS.
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MMM.
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THEY DEFY
THE LAWS OF PHYSICS.
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THEIR BODIES ARE LIKE
A CIRCUS OF NASTY HINGES.
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(both giggle)
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(chuckles)
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I BEND
WHERE OTHER WOMEN SNAP.
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AND I CAN LICK MY OWN VULVA.
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YOU'RE LIKE CALIGULA.
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MM.
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OOH.
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(clears throat)
HELLO, BOYS.
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WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE TROUBLE?
(chuckles)
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DON'T WANT YOU TO BURN.
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(chuckles) GOD.
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(Vic) WE MAY HAVE TO CHECK HIM
INTO A BURN WARD
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AND HAVE HIM
LEGALLY DECLARED A PIZZA.
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(groans)
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OOH, IT LOOKS BAD, MIKEY.
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WOULD IT BE TOO MUCH TO ASK YOU
TO THROW SOMETHING ON... MOM?
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VIC, DID YOU HEAR?
HE CALLED ME "MOM."
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I HEARD, I HEARD.
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LISTEN, SWEETHEART,
WHY DON'T YOU GO UP TOP?
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I THINK CAPTAIN LU'S
GONNA LET YOU STEER.
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SHE KNOWS I'M KIDDING,
RIGHT?
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(sighs)
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YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
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CHANTAL HAS SOME VERY STRONG
MATERNAL INSTINCTS.
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YEAH, HUGE.
(laughs)
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(laughs) OW. AAH! SUNBURN.
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AHH.
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WHEN'S THE LAST TIME
WE HAD FUN LIKE THIS?
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YOUR THIRD WEDDING.
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NO, WAIT.
YOUR FOURTH, TO MAUREEN.
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MAUREEN.
GOD, SHE NEVER SHUT UP.
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NO, DAD. THAT WAS GERI.
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MAUREEN WAS THE SHY REDHEAD
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WHO CHECKED INTO
THE BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL
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AND TOOK 50 VICODIN
FOR DINNER.
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I THOUGHT THAT WAS DOROTHY.
(laughs)
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I'M BEGINNING TO LOSE TRACK.
I THINK I KINDA LIKE THAT.
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YOU'RE SOMETHING, POP.
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I WOULDN'T SAY IT
IF I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
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YOU'RE A LAWYER, SON.
IS THAT HOW YOU SEE ME?
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THE WAY I SEE YOU, SON,
IS I DON'T SEE YOU ENOUGH.
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GOT YOU SOMETHING.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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AW.
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(sighs)
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OOH. I LOVE IT, POP.
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SAID YOU WANTED TO QUIT THE LAW
AND GO SAILING AROUND THE WORLD.
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HOP ON.
(chuckles)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SON.
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YOUR SOUL THAT CAME BELOW.
(chuckles)
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YEAH.
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MICHAEL! THEY CALL THIS ONE...
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(clears throat)
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"OPENING NIGHT."
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(imitates trumpet playing)
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THIS ONE IS CALLED
"THE GRAND COULEE DAM."
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WELL DONE, GIRLS.
(giggles)
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BIG FINISH, MICHAEL.
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THIS ONE'S CALLED
"HERE, PUSSY, PUSSY."
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IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS.
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STEP BACK, MICHAEL.
THIS ONE GETS A LITTLE MESSY.
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OH, OKAY.
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LIZ.
MICHAEL.
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(keys jangle)
HOW DID YOU GET IN?
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I'M A COP. I BROKE IN.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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WE HAD SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS
FROM THIS MORNING.
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SMELLS GOOD.
WHAT YOU GOT IN HERE?
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I PICKED UP SOME CHINESE
ON THE WAY.
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THESE ARE ALL EMPTY.
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I DIDN'T GET IT FOR YOU.
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I GOT IT FOR ME.
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SO YOU JUST CAME OVER TO EAT
AND FUCK?
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PRETTY MUCH.
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HOW CAN YOU LIVE
WITH YOURSELF?
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YOU ARE SO FUCKING SELFISH.
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PRACTICE.
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(gasping)
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(moans)
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AHH. AHH.
A LITTLE SUNBURNED.
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OHH.
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MMM.
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(both moaning)
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(gasping)
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(continues gasping)
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(moaning)
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(grunting)
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AAH!
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(both gasping)
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SO... WHAT DID YOUR GIRLFRIEND
GET YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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I THINK SHE'S GETTING ME
A ME-ME.
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SHE'S TAKING ME
TO HIS GALLERY TOMORROW NIGHT.
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THE VIDEO ARTIST?
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YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM?
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ME-ME? YEAH, HE'S HUGE.
I STUDIED HIM IN ART HISTORY.
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THAT LOOK--IS IT BECAUSE
I KNOW WHO ME-ME IS,
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OR BECAUSE I WENT
TO COLLEGE?
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WELL, YOU JUST KEEP
SURPRISING ME. THAT--THAT'S--
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THAT'S--THAT'S ALL.
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I WAS EVEN SURPRISED
YOU REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY.
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ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC?
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NO.
WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO DO,
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MAKE A BIGGER DEAL
OUT OF YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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MAYBE GET YOU A PRESENT?
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A TEXT MESSAGE
WOULD HAVE BEEN PLENTY.
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DICTATE TO IT ME, HUH?
HOW ABOUT THAT?
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THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS EXPECT,
AND SO FAR,
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THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS GET
FROM YOU--
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SPECTACULAR SEX FOLLOWED BY
A RIDICULOUS ARGUMENT
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THAT YOU START
AND THEN YOU EXIT.
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WELL, WHO AM I
TO DISAPPOINT?
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SO PICTURE THIS--
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JACKSON POLLOCK AND I
ARE DROPPING ACID, NAKED
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IN MILES DAVIS' PLACE
IN SAG HARBOR.
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HE WAS PAINTING MY TITS.
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HE HAD
THE MOST MARVELOUS HARD-ON,
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AND THEN SUDDENLY
HE'S SPINNING AROUND,
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SPLASHING PAINT
ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND WALLS.
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NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
WE GOT ABSTRACT ART IN AMERICA.
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YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE GENIUS
COMES FROM.
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SOMETIMES IT LOOKS LIKE A MESS
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TILL SOMEBODY COMES ALONG
AND... GETS IT.
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(dance music playing)
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(indistinct conversations)
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HOW IS IT PRONOUNCED?
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FURTHERMORE, HOW QUICKLY?
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IS IT PRONOUNCED "MEE-MEE"
OR "ME-ME"?
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STOP IT, LU.
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QUERY--IS HIS FIRST NAME "ME"
AND HIS LAST NAME "ME"
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OR HIS FIRST NAME "ME-ME,"
IN WHICH CASE
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THE ONLY POSSIBILITY
FOR HIS LAST NAME WOULD BE
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"I'M A PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE."
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(laughs)
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OH, JOCELYN WANTS TO BUY ME ONE
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
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SAW A PIECE ON HIM ON CNN.
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SHE REMEMBERED.
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00:13:02,286 --> 00:13:06,153
OHH! GOD, EVERYTHING I DO
BECOMES A CLUE FOR HER.
243
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:09,119
YEAH, WELL, SHE'S STARVED
FOR DETAILS, MICHAEL.
244
00:13:09,119 --> 00:13:14,386
JUST MAKE SHIT UP. SINCERITY
JUST COMPLICATES THINGS.
245
00:13:14,386 --> 00:13:16,886
YEAH, IT DOES.
246
00:13:16,886 --> 00:13:19,019
ACTUALLY, I LIKE HIM.
247
00:13:19,019 --> 00:13:21,086
HE'S ENGAGING IN A,
248
00:13:21,086 --> 00:13:23,919
YOU KNOW, "I HOPE YOU ALL
CHOKE TO DEATH
249
00:13:23,919 --> 00:13:25,952
IN FRONT OF YOUR LOVED ONES"
KIND OF WAY.
250
00:13:25,952 --> 00:13:27,952
(laughs)
251
00:13:27,952 --> 00:13:29,253
HAVING FUN?
252
00:13:29,253 --> 00:13:31,053
HEY.
HI.
253
00:13:31,053 --> 00:13:34,420
MM. SO I WAS JUST TALKING TO ONE
OF MY CLIENTS--RONNY DECKER.
254
00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:37,086
HE'S
THE RACEHORSE SPERM BROKER.
255
00:13:37,086 --> 00:13:38,353
MM, I'D LIKE TO GET
HIS NUMBER.
256
00:13:38,353 --> 00:13:39,886
YOU KNOW, MAKE A LITTLE CASH
ON THE SIDE.
257
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:41,219
I'M UP TO MY EARS.
258
00:13:41,219 --> 00:13:43,386
YOU KNOW, IT LOOKS REAL,
259
00:13:43,386 --> 00:13:45,420
LIKE HE ACTUALLY
MIGHT LIVE IN THERE.
260
00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:46,886
YES, WELL, MAYBE HE'LL
261
00:13:46,886 --> 00:13:48,286
DECIDE TO STAY.
262
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:49,919
(chuckles)
263
00:13:49,919 --> 00:13:51,353
MICHAEL, WHICH ONE
DO YOU LIKE BEST--
264
00:13:51,353 --> 00:13:54,286
THE ONE WHERE ME-ME SNEERS
IRRITABLY OR THE ONE
265
00:13:54,286 --> 00:13:56,119
WHERE HE GLARES DISMISSIVELY?
266
00:13:56,119 --> 00:14:01,420
AHEM! ME-ME DOESN'T GLARE.
267
00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:04,186
AND ME-ME DOESN'T SNEER.
THAT IS ALL IN YOUR MIND, SIR.
268
00:14:04,186 --> 00:14:07,019
YOU SEE WHAT YOU SEE,
NOT WHAT IS.
269
00:14:07,019 --> 00:14:09,386
HOW VERY SLAVISH
AND PAINFUL FOR YOU.
270
00:14:09,386 --> 00:14:11,153
WELL, MY MISTAKE.
271
00:14:11,153 --> 00:14:13,386
OH, BY THE WAY, WHAT HAPPENED TO
THE "DIS" SEGMENT OF THE WORD?
272
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,453
I THOUGHT
IT WAS "DISTORTIONS."
273
00:14:15,453 --> 00:14:18,186
ONLY TO THOSE IMPRISONED
IN THE LITERAL.
274
00:14:18,186 --> 00:14:20,453
I ASSUME YOU'RE NOT
AN ART FANCIER.
275
00:14:20,453 --> 00:14:23,119
ACTUALLY, I LOVE ALL KINDS
OF ART.
HMM.
276
00:14:23,119 --> 00:14:25,086
HAVE YOU SEEN
ANY AROUND HERE TONIGHT?
277
00:14:25,086 --> 00:14:26,952
OKAY, LUTHER,
TIME TO GET SOME AIR.
278
00:14:26,952 --> 00:14:28,919
YOU, SIR,
ARE AESTHETICALLY EMBALMED.
279
00:14:28,919 --> 00:14:32,253
PERHAPS I SHOULD INVITE YOU
TO LEAVE MY... "STORTIONS" SHOW
280
00:14:32,253 --> 00:14:35,286
AS CLEARLY IT IS WELL BEYOND
YOUR REALM OF COMPREHENSION.
281
00:14:35,286 --> 00:14:39,586
OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD
KISS MY ASS, "ME."
282
00:14:39,586 --> 00:14:42,319
OH, I HOPE THAT THOUGHT
DIDN'T "TURB" YOU TOO MUCH.
283
00:14:42,319 --> 00:14:43,819
GET OUT.
OKAY. HEY, HEY!
284
00:14:43,819 --> 00:14:45,186
COME ON!
285
00:14:45,186 --> 00:14:50,453
(grunting)
286
00:14:50,453 --> 00:14:54,219
I TOLD YOU TO GET
THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
287
00:14:54,219 --> 00:14:56,286
AAH! FUCK YOU!
288
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:57,919
OH, YEAH?! FUCK ME?!
289
00:14:57,919 --> 00:14:59,620
FUCK YOU!
290
00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:05,153
CALL THE MORTUARY, MICHAEL!
THIS PUSSY'S GONNA NEED A BOX!
291
00:15:05,153 --> 00:15:08,886
(man) ...Art Gallery.
12-15 in progress.
292
00:15:08,886 --> 00:15:11,119
PROBABLY RAN OUT
OF FOIE GRAS.
293
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,486
LET SOMEBODY ELSE
TAKE IT.
294
00:15:13,486 --> 00:15:16,952
OH, NO. THIS ONE I WANT.
295
00:15:16,952 --> 00:15:18,453
(Michael)
HEY, LUTHER! CUT IT OUT!
296
00:15:18,453 --> 00:15:19,986
STOP THAT!
GUYS, COME ON!
297
00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:21,386
(grunting)
298
00:15:21,386 --> 00:15:22,952
JESUS! BOTH OF YOU,
BREAK--HEY, BREAK IT UP!
299
00:15:22,952 --> 00:15:24,286
BREAK IT UP!
UHH!
300
00:15:24,286 --> 00:15:27,819
JOCE! GET THE FUCK OFF HER, MAN!
(siren wailing)
301
00:15:27,819 --> 00:15:31,353
THAT'S MY FRIEND JOCELYN,
YOU REVOLTING TURD!
BLOW ME!
302
00:15:31,353 --> 00:15:34,019
JESUS CHRIST, MAN! OKAY, I'M
GONNA GET YOU SOME ICE, OKAY?
303
00:15:34,019 --> 00:15:37,053
HEY, HEY, HEY. STAY PUT,
ALL RIGHT?
304
00:15:37,053 --> 00:15:39,586
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, LET'S ALL
BE FRIENDS HERE, ALL RIGHT?
305
00:15:39,586 --> 00:15:42,353
THAT MICROBE TWAT
STARTED EVERYTHING!
306
00:15:42,353 --> 00:15:44,852
I AM AN ATTORNEY,
AND I WANNA PRESS CHARGES
307
00:15:44,852 --> 00:15:46,520
AGAINST THIS PRETENDER!
308
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:49,420
ALL RIGHT, FOR WHAT?
FOR IMPERSONATING
A HUMAN BEING!
309
00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:51,952
OH, AND FOR KNOCKING
MY FRIEND DOWN.
310
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,153
YOU SON--
311
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,586
EASY. YOU NEED TO RELAX.
ALL RIGHT.
312
00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:58,986
MA'AM? WHY DON'T YOU COME
WITH ME TO THE SQUAD CAR, OKAY?
313
00:15:58,986 --> 00:16:00,286
SO WE CAN HAVE
A LOOK AT THAT.
314
00:16:00,286 --> 00:16:02,019
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE
A STATEMENT.
315
00:16:02,019 --> 00:16:04,919
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY.
316
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:09,586
IT'S OKAY.
317
00:16:09,586 --> 00:16:11,353
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I'M SO EMOTIONAL.
318
00:16:11,353 --> 00:16:13,520
I'M NOT A PERSON
WHO DOES THIS. OKAY?
319
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,119
YOU KNOW, I KNOW WHO I AM.
320
00:16:15,119 --> 00:16:17,253
IF I DIDN'T, I COULDN'T
SAY THAT, RIGHT?
321
00:16:17,253 --> 00:16:19,420
WELL, YOU GOT SOCKED
PRETTY GOOD.
322
00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:20,819
THIS MAKES
AN ASSAULT AND BATTERY.
323
00:16:20,819 --> 00:16:22,153
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO PRESS CHARGES?
324
00:16:22,153 --> 00:16:24,119
I JUST WANNA MAKE HIM HAPPY.
325
00:16:24,119 --> 00:16:25,486
WHO,
THE GUY WHO PUNCHED YOU?
326
00:16:25,486 --> 00:16:28,119
YOU SEE PEOPLE
IN MESSES EVERY DAY.
327
00:16:28,119 --> 00:16:31,486
YOU KNOW, YOU...
YOU WEAR A GUN TO WORK.
328
00:16:31,486 --> 00:16:36,053
I HAVE TO ASK YOU,
HOW DO YOU MAKE A MAN HAPPY?
329
00:16:36,053 --> 00:16:38,586
LOOK, YOU GOT PRETTY SHOOK UP,
OKAY?
330
00:16:38,586 --> 00:16:40,952
I DON'T--I DON'T EVEN THINK
HE WANTED A ME-ME TO BEGIN WITH.
331
00:16:40,952 --> 00:16:43,819
I... IT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
HE WANTED, YOU KNOW?
332
00:16:43,819 --> 00:16:47,219
AND I'M PROJECTING. I'M ALWAYS
PROJECTING WHAT HE WANTS.
333
00:16:47,219 --> 00:16:49,852
I HAVE NO IDEA.
334
00:16:49,852 --> 00:16:52,986
MEN, WOMEN--
TWO DIFFERENT ANIMALS.
335
00:16:52,986 --> 00:16:55,219
YOU'RE SO RIGHT.
SLEEPING WITH AN ENEMY.
336
00:16:55,219 --> 00:16:56,586
EXACTLY.
337
00:16:56,586 --> 00:17:00,119
THAT IS DEAD ON.
338
00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:03,353
IT'S FELLATIO, ISN'T IT?
339
00:17:03,353 --> 00:17:06,219
IT'S--IT'S BLOW JOBS,
HUMMERS. THEY LOVE THAT.
340
00:17:06,219 --> 00:17:08,019
THEY LIVE FOR THAT--THAT
341
00:17:08,019 --> 00:17:11,153
THAT TONGUE DRIVING THE HAPPY
TOUR BUS UP EGO MOUNTAIN.
342
00:17:11,153 --> 00:17:13,852
JOCE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I COULDN'T FIND YOU.
343
00:17:13,852 --> 00:17:15,786
I'M TALKING TO THE OFFICER.
344
00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:17,019
HI.
345
00:17:17,019 --> 00:17:19,019
HELLO.
346
00:17:19,019 --> 00:17:21,453
DO YOU KNOW THIS WOMAN?
347
00:17:21,453 --> 00:17:22,852
KNOW ME?
348
00:17:22,852 --> 00:17:24,819
THAT'S MY MAN.
349
00:17:24,819 --> 00:17:27,386
SHE WAS JUST GIVING ME
SOME ADVICE.
350
00:17:27,386 --> 00:17:29,852
SHE'S VERY KIND.
351
00:17:29,852 --> 00:17:32,053
EXTREMELY WISE.
352
00:17:32,053 --> 00:17:35,386
THAT'S GREAT, JOCE. HERE.
353
00:17:35,386 --> 00:17:37,153
OFFICER, MAY I SPEAK TO YOU
FOR A MOMENT?
354
00:17:37,153 --> 00:17:39,286
I'M BUSY.
PLEASE?
355
00:17:39,286 --> 00:17:42,319
JOCE, USE THE ICE.
I'LL, UH, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
356
00:17:42,319 --> 00:17:44,553
OKAY?
357
00:17:44,553 --> 00:17:46,086
THANK YOU.
358
00:17:48,952 --> 00:17:52,886
OKAY, SO WHAT EXACTLY WERE
YOU GALS DISCUSSING,
359
00:17:52,886 --> 00:17:54,386
EXTREMELY WISE ONE--ME?
360
00:17:54,386 --> 00:17:57,119
(chuckles) YOU'RE INSANE.
361
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,319
GET A BLOOD FLUSH.
MOVE TO ANOTHER TOWN.
362
00:17:59,319 --> 00:18:01,353
THERE'S ANOTHER PERSON,
BECAUSE THIS VERSION
363
00:18:01,353 --> 00:18:03,253
ISN'T WORKING FOR ANYONE.
364
00:18:03,253 --> 00:18:05,886
AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
I DIDN'T ASK HER ANYTHING.
365
00:18:05,886 --> 00:18:07,186
SHE DID ALL THE ASKING.
366
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:08,986
WELL, WHAT EXACTLY
DID SHE ASK YOU ABOUT?
367
00:18:08,986 --> 00:18:11,053
YOU WANNA KNOW?
ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN HANDLE IT?
368
00:18:11,053 --> 00:18:13,119
OH, YES, I CAN HANDLE IT.
369
00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:16,786
WELL, AS I RECALL,
WE WERE DISCUSSING BLOW JOBS.
370
00:18:16,786 --> 00:18:18,886
YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT.
371
00:18:18,886 --> 00:18:20,319
YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PISS ME
OFF 'CAUSE YOU'RE PISSED OFF.
372
00:18:20,319 --> 00:18:22,019
WELL, SHE REFERRED TO IT
373
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:26,053
AS "DRIVING THE HAPPY TONGUE
TOUR BUS UP EGO MOUNTAIN."
374
00:18:26,053 --> 00:18:30,219
OH, MY GOD. I TOLD HER
NEVER TO SAY THAT.
375
00:18:30,219 --> 00:18:32,386
OH, MY.
376
00:18:32,386 --> 00:18:34,019
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
377
00:18:34,019 --> 00:18:36,253
WELL, I TOLD HER SHE SHOULD
TRY SUCKING YOUR DICK
378
00:18:36,253 --> 00:18:38,386
IN YOUR KITCHEN.
WHAT?
379
00:18:38,386 --> 00:18:41,553
GET OVER YOURSELF, MICHAEL,
BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE HAS.
380
00:18:47,119 --> 00:18:50,086
(gunshots)
381
00:18:57,886 --> 00:19:02,952
(gunshots continue)
382
00:19:05,586 --> 00:19:10,053
DETECTIVE JUDD CUTTER,
ELUSIVE CRIME FIGHTER.
383
00:19:10,053 --> 00:19:11,319
I MEANT TO CALL YOU.
HMM.
384
00:19:11,319 --> 00:19:12,819
BEEN ON THIS
BIG MURDER INVESTIGATION.
385
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,253
IT'S A REAL MESS.
386
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:17,186
YOU COULD ALWAYS USE BAD THINGS
TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.
387
00:19:17,186 --> 00:19:18,453
SEE, DON'T DO THAT.
YOU DON'T, UH,
388
00:19:18,453 --> 00:19:20,453
YOU DON'T DO WOUNDED
CONVINCINGLY.
389
00:19:20,453 --> 00:19:23,153
YOU, UH, YOU STILL GOT
A DEAD EYE.
390
00:19:23,153 --> 00:19:24,986
GIRL'S GOTTA PROTECT HERSELF.
391
00:19:24,986 --> 00:19:27,486
I ALWAYS SUSPECTED YOU WERE
A GIRL UNDER ALL THOSE...
392
00:19:27,486 --> 00:19:29,253
FEROCIOUS LAYERS.
393
00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:31,386
YOU STILL HAVE THOSE, UH, THINGS
IN YOUR BEDROOM CEILING--
394
00:19:31,386 --> 00:19:34,520
THOSE LITTLE STARS
THAT GLOW IN THE DARK?
YOUR DIVORCE GO THROUGH?
395
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,919
I SIGNED THE PAPERS LAST WEEK.
SHE'S MOVING TO TUCSON,
396
00:19:37,919 --> 00:19:41,119
CONTINUE HER OBSESSION
WITH BECOMING PERFECT
397
00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:44,420
AT THE EXPENSE
OF EVERYONE ELSE.
398
00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:47,186
YOU KNOW, YOU AND I
SHOULD GET A DRINK SOMETIME.
399
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,786
MM.
400
00:19:52,786 --> 00:19:54,053
(barks and laughs)
401
00:19:54,053 --> 00:19:57,253
MMM! GOD, YOU MONSTER!
402
00:19:57,253 --> 00:19:58,486
(growls)
403
00:19:58,486 --> 00:20:01,819
GOD, YOU'RE HUGE!
404
00:20:01,819 --> 00:20:04,919
AH, LET ME GO,
YOU SEXUAL MANIAC.
405
00:20:04,919 --> 00:20:07,019
FULL MOON.
406
00:20:07,019 --> 00:20:10,053
YOUR INCENSE
ONLY AROUSED ME FURTHER.
407
00:20:10,053 --> 00:20:11,952
(both laugh)
408
00:20:11,952 --> 00:20:13,286
(growls)
409
00:20:13,286 --> 00:20:14,520
OHH!
410
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:15,952
(grunting)
411
00:20:15,952 --> 00:20:19,253
OH, DEEPLY AND MASSIVELY
HUNG BEAST.
412
00:20:19,253 --> 00:20:24,520
(imitates wolf howling)
413
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,819
(laughs and growls)
414
00:20:26,819 --> 00:20:29,086
AHEM! LUTHER.
415
00:20:29,086 --> 00:20:30,586
MICHAEL, HELLO.
416
00:20:30,586 --> 00:20:32,553
WHAT A NICE SURPRISE.
417
00:20:32,553 --> 00:20:34,186
YOU'RE WORKING LATE.
418
00:20:34,186 --> 00:20:37,553
YES. DO YOU MIND?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
419
00:20:37,553 --> 00:20:40,919
OH, IT'S OUR MONTHLY
FULL MOON FRENZY.
420
00:20:40,919 --> 00:20:45,253
I PLAY THE INSATIABLE TEX TWANG,
AN ESCAPED SEXUAL MADMAN.
421
00:20:45,253 --> 00:20:48,186
AND THESE TWO ARE RECENTLY
GRADUATED PAROCHIAL STUDENTS.
422
00:20:48,186 --> 00:20:51,186
THERE'S AN EXTRA COCK RING
OVER THERE. JOIN US.
423
00:20:51,186 --> 00:20:52,486
YOU HAVE A BACKUP COCK RING?
424
00:20:52,486 --> 00:20:55,486
WHAT IF ONE POPS?
425
00:20:55,486 --> 00:20:57,053
GOOD-BYE.
426
00:20:57,053 --> 00:21:00,219
(door closes)
EVERY MAN MUST HAVE HIS SPARE.
427
00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:01,520
(both giggle)
ACTION.
428
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,019
(moaning)
429
00:21:03,019 --> 00:21:05,086
(growls and laughs)
430
00:21:05,086 --> 00:21:08,186
(both moaning)
431
00:21:08,186 --> 00:21:10,353
(grunting)
432
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,453
OFF WE GO.
(barks and laughs)
433
00:21:21,553 --> 00:21:23,019
HEY.
434
00:21:23,019 --> 00:21:24,586
HOW DID YOU GET PAST
LOBBY SECURITY?
435
00:21:24,586 --> 00:21:26,086
I SHOT THE SECURITY GUARD,
436
00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:28,019
SO WE ONLY HAVE
A COUPLE OF MINUTES.
437
00:21:28,019 --> 00:21:30,253
WHAT'S THAT?
438
00:21:30,253 --> 00:21:33,219
TAKE IT.
439
00:21:33,219 --> 00:21:35,586
A PEACE OFFERING?
440
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,286
PEACE IS OVERRATED.
441
00:21:38,286 --> 00:21:40,153
I'LL TELL GANDHI WE SPOKE.
442
00:21:40,153 --> 00:21:42,520
I GOTTA GO. I'M ON DUTY.
443
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,219
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
444
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:45,952
WHAT?
445
00:21:45,952 --> 00:21:47,886
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
446
00:21:47,886 --> 00:21:51,919
YEAH, I DID. SEE YA.
447
00:22:32,586 --> 00:22:35,053
(panting)
448
00:22:35,053 --> 00:22:36,852
YOU PAINTED THAT?
449
00:22:36,852 --> 00:22:39,919
YEAH. I-I TRIED TO HAVE IT READY
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. I JUST--
450
00:22:39,919 --> 00:22:41,486
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
451
00:22:43,852 --> 00:22:47,086
I HAD NO IDEA
YOU WERE SUCH A...
452
00:22:47,086 --> 00:22:48,386
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU COULD PAINT.
453
00:22:48,386 --> 00:22:50,852
YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW ME.
454
00:22:50,852 --> 00:22:52,053
BUT I WANT TO.
455
00:23:13,019 --> 00:23:15,520
NO ONE IN MY WHOLE LIFE
EVER MADE SOMETHING FOR ME.
456
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,153
CRAZY NOW THAT WE MET, I...
457
00:23:18,153 --> 00:23:20,952
I JUST COULDN'T GET IT
OUT OF MY HEAD.
458
00:23:20,952 --> 00:23:22,819
MMM.
459
00:23:23,952 --> 00:23:25,520
COME OVER AFTER YOU GET OFF.
460
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:28,852
I CAN'T.
461
00:23:28,852 --> 00:23:30,153
I HAVE PLANS.
462
00:23:30,153 --> 00:23:31,586
PLANS?
463
00:23:31,586 --> 00:23:33,919
I HAVE A LIFE, MICHAEL.
464
00:23:36,186 --> 00:23:39,186
(doors open)
465
00:23:43,019 --> 00:23:44,852
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
466
00:23:46,319 --> 00:23:48,053
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THE HELL
IS UP WITH ANYONE, MAN.
467
00:23:48,053 --> 00:23:50,852
I MEAN, ANYONE.
468
00:23:50,852 --> 00:23:52,119
THERE'S THIS GIRL I DATED
469
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:54,053
A FEW YEARS
BEFORE I MARRIED HELEN.
470
00:23:54,053 --> 00:23:55,886
SHE WAS A MORMON.
471
00:23:55,886 --> 00:23:59,119
SHE WAS A SEXY GIRL, THOUGH.
OHH. (laughs)
472
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:00,620
SHE HAD ALL THE RIGHT CURVES
473
00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:02,586
AND VISTA POINTS WORKING
FOR HER, YOU KNOW?
474
00:24:02,586 --> 00:24:05,219
SHE HAD THIS TRANSLUCENT SKIN.
475
00:24:05,219 --> 00:24:11,086
SO ONE NIGHT, SHE DECIDES
TO TELL ME THAT SHE'S A VAMPIRE.
476
00:24:11,086 --> 00:24:13,186
AND I'M LIKE, "COME ON."
477
00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:14,386
BUT HERE'S THE THING, THOUGH.
478
00:24:14,386 --> 00:24:15,819
I MEAN,
SHE HAD THOSE FANG TEETH,
479
00:24:15,819 --> 00:24:17,086
YOU KNOW, LIKE--LIKE CHER HAD
480
00:24:17,086 --> 00:24:18,486
BEFORE SHE FIBERGLASSED
HER MOUTH,
481
00:24:18,486 --> 00:24:20,420
AND IN HER CLOSET,
SHE GOT ONE OF THOSE CAPES
482
00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:21,952
WITH THE HIGH COLLAR,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
483
00:24:21,952 --> 00:24:23,919
I MEAN,
THIS CHICK WAS HALF NUTS!
484
00:24:23,919 --> 00:24:28,153
OH, AND IN BED, OH, MY GOODNESS.
SHE WAS A FREAKIN' 9-1-1 CALL.
485
00:24:28,153 --> 00:24:30,553
OHH. (chuckles)
486
00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:32,119
WE HAD A LOT OF FUN, MAN.
487
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:33,486
I NEVER DID SLEEP OVER, THOUGH.
488
00:24:33,486 --> 00:24:35,019
SHE WAS ALWAYS
LICKING AT MY NECK
489
00:24:35,019 --> 00:24:37,420
LIKE IT WAS A QUARTER POUNDER.
490
00:24:37,420 --> 00:24:40,852
LIKE I SAID, YOU JUST...
YOU NEVER KNOW.
491
00:24:40,852 --> 00:24:43,153
PEOPLE GOT SIDES, YOU KNOW?
492
00:24:43,153 --> 00:24:47,486
OPEN YOUR MIND,
OR YOU'LL MISS THE SHOW.
493
00:24:53,420 --> 00:24:55,520
(cell phone rings)
494
00:24:59,919 --> 00:25:02,586
HEY, JOCE.
WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING UP?
495
00:25:02,586 --> 00:25:05,386
I COULDN'T SLEEP.
Yeah, me neither.
496
00:25:05,386 --> 00:25:09,253
HOW'S THE EYE?
SORE.
497
00:25:09,253 --> 00:25:11,386
WANNA COME OVER?
498
00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:13,153
OR I COULD... DRIVE UP.
499
00:25:13,153 --> 00:25:15,486
NO, I'M BEAT.
500
00:25:15,486 --> 00:25:16,986
LONG DAY.
501
00:25:16,986 --> 00:25:19,119
DO YOU LIKE BEING
ANOTHER YEAR OLDER?
502
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:20,486
I WAS ALWAYS
ANOTHER YEAR OLDER.
503
00:25:20,486 --> 00:25:22,353
I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING ELSE
TO GET YOU.
504
00:25:22,353 --> 00:25:24,019
A JET SKI.
505
00:25:24,019 --> 00:25:26,420
YOU REMEMBER?
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THOSE.
506
00:25:26,420 --> 00:25:28,786
THAT'S NICE, BUT I'LL PASS.
507
00:25:28,786 --> 00:25:31,420
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
MAKE ME SOMETHING?
508
00:25:31,420 --> 00:25:33,819
MAKE YOU SOMETHING?
509
00:25:33,819 --> 00:25:36,186
LIKE WHAT?
ANYTHING.
510
00:25:36,186 --> 00:25:39,286
WELL, TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME
TO MAKE, AND I WILL.
511
00:25:39,286 --> 00:25:41,952
I KNOW.
512
00:25:41,952 --> 00:26:01,119
NIGHTY-NIGHT.
Good night, babe.
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