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- Buckingham?
- Here.
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- Clark?
- Present.
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Courterfield?
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- Cuppet?
- Here.
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- Enos?
- Here.
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- Henry?
- Here.
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- [nun] Indiveri?
- Here.
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- [nun] Kirk? Kirk?
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- [nun] Knudson?
- Here
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- [Nun] Kubasek?
- Here.
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[music audible from headphones]
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[music stops]
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- [defiantly] My ears are cold.
- [sarcastically] Oh...
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Perhaps when God
grants me the will
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to unleash a hot flash your way
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through the bounds
of this polyester
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and pull a Sally Field,
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the thermostat, Miss
Courterfield, is fair game.
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Until then, off!
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[ding from P.A.]
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[voice over P.A.]
This is for all teachers,
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please report to the office
immediately.
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[sighs]
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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
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Mary Elizabeth: monitor.
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The rest of you:
Do not steal, fondle, or move!
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Mary Elizabeth,
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take names, not prisoners.
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[You I Need's "DJ Girl" plays]
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♪ D-D-D-DJ girl
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♪ put your records on,
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♪ you got me spinning,
so spinny, you got me
spinning, so spinny ♪
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♪ D-D-D-DJ girl
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♪ put your records on,
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♪ you got me spinning,
so spinny, you got me
spinning, so spinny ♪
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♪ D-D-D-DJ girl
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♪ Put your records on,
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♪ you got me spinning,
so spinny, you got me
spinning, so spinny ♪
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♪ D-D-D-DJ girl
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♪ D-D-D-DJ girl
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♪ Put your records on,
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♪ you got me spinning,
so spinny, you got me
spinning, so spinny ♪
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♪ D-D-D-DJ girl
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♪ Put your records on,
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♪ you got me spinning,
so spinny, you got me
spinning, so spinny ♪
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[bell rings]
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[alarm clock beeping]
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[sighs]
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[Life is Hard's "Running
in Circles" plays]
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[smoke alarm beeping] ♪ You got
me running in circles for you ♪
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♪ Like I have nothing
better to do ♪
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♪ Got nothing but time,
so I write you a song ♪
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♪ If you like it then join me
and sing along ♪
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♪ Woo hoo hoo
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♪ Woo hoo hoo ha hoo
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- [boy] Ugh
- [Gracie] Sorry!
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♪ You keep me running
in circles for you ♪
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♪ I'm feeling dizzy but hey,
that's nothing new ♪
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I'll take that.
(♪ I'm in hot pursuit )
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[to girls] Hey, what's up
ladies? (♪ but I'm kinda slow )
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♪ If I catch up to you
I won't let go ♪
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♪ Woo hoo hoo
You got me ♪
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♪ Woo hoo hoo ha hoo
running in circles ♪
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♪ Well I want you--
you got me-- ♪
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♪ Say you want me, too
running in circles ♪
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Bye G.G. (♪ Well it
goes without saying ♪)
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You said a mouthful,
toots! (♪ that you're
playing hard to get ♪)
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♪ I'll never walk
away from you ♪
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♪ I'll run to you instead
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[Bloom] So...
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I sorta see
why you never visited.
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Who said that?
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That's just your mom talkin'.
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She could be happy anywhere.
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Not me.
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[Mayn] Do you want me
to walk you in?
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[Bloom] Do you wanna walk me in?
[Mayn] No.
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It's gonna be great!
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[Jake] I was only peeking in
to get a better look,
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and then Mrs. Swoon
pulled me in [chuckles].
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You know guy cheerleaders are
only just becoming acceptable
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in the 21st century.
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I only wanted to try
so I could look up their skirts.
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But, since they asked me
to try out,
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I might as well make
my recreation an occupation.
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- You're such a douche.
- If only, Herbert.
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If only [laughs].
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You know,
It's our God-given right
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to be completely
and thoroughly laid
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by the time we're 16
in this country.
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At the rate we're going...
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[in unison] ...We'll be 22.
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[Jake] Hey, do you hear
a bird's song?
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I hear it.
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Wait for it, wait for it, and...
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Hey Harmony.
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I'm practicing the girls
all through lunch
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and I could really
use a smoothie or I might flip.
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Thanks, Herbie!
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See ya!
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We're counting the minutes!
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Dude, you are so weak!
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Shut up.
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I'm telling you man,
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if you don't get at that
by Homecoming,
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we're both S-O-L.
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I live for you.
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[school bell rings]
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[Cinda] Well,
welcome to Wednesday everybody.
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So this week,
the dance team's tryouts
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are coming this Saturday
on the field.
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Tickets for the Homecoming dance
will be on sale next week,
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thirteen dollars apiece.
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Freshman Honor Girl nominations
are set for next Tuesday,
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so make sure you all vote--
[door slams]
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Give it here.
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Great.
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Another one. [exhales]
Like we have the room.
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[sighs] You're gonna have to sit
there in the back, uhh...
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- Bloom.
- ...Bloom.
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Unless you want to sit
up here with me.
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Yeah, right, nobody sits
up here with me.
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Make do in the back
for now, okay?
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[sarcastically]
Oh, whoa, gosh I'm so sorry...
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Gross!
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[Tarble] All right...
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Let's get this day started.
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Mr. Archie, I need you
to put away the hot wax
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unless you want to be
here making candles
for me after school.
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It's kinky, it's just wrong...
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Meet me after
class anyway, okay?
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[Robbie] Out here's
your check-in station.
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Boss hates it when you call it
a loading dock, so don't.
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You mark the box you want here,
you check all the colors...
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Colors are very important
around here.
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Always the colors.
Colors come first.
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Pink is best, you know,
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red only if you gotta,
but never, ever, ever do brown.
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Just do not do brown.
Brown is for clowns, okay?
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Brown-is-for-clowns, all right?
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And then you just rub
it out, you hand it off
to your buddy there,
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you're moving stock, okay?
[worker below groans]
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Then you've got
your telcon processor,
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and your copier.
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So you're gonna have
to add those up,
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put them in separate accounts,
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find the input on each of them,
put 'em on the list, okay?
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Then you're gonna make copies
of these things.
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You gotta make copy
after copy after copy,
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you know, one after the other.
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Then you're gonna ref
the hell out of it,
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'cause you're gonna be
looking at that more than
you look at your wife.
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You married?
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Oh, this place
is all about family.
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Just tell the boss you're
getting married, all right?
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You lose your ring or
something? Or, anyhoo, I
don't know what's going on.
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Your packet gives the rundown
of all the peck-n-hen policies.
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You know, just don't
screw anybody, you'll be fine,
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you know,
unless she's a client.
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Then you gotta--
look at you [laughs].
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I was just joshin',
I was just joshin'.
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You got your workstation
phone, you got your telcon
system down already.
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They test you for everything
around here these days.
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But you're gonna be fine, I bet.
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[looking at woman]
You're fine....eh!
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[laughs]
Watch it!
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So, what happened?
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You're a rapper,
what happened?
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Tapper...but--
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I'm more of a blues man, myself,
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I like, uh...Shaniah, and uh,
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Paisley...Swift. Such.
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Okay.
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You have any questions,
this is where I sit, okay?
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right over here.
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I'm the captain. K?
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If you have any questions,
let me know.
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Dammit!
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- When's lunch?
- [Robbie] Shit!
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[country music playing]
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[Harmony to group]
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8!
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Tighten up, Paige!
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00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:05,705
Hi.
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Did you just Keri Creeper me?
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Is she cute?
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Never mind.
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Hey, flip.
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I noticed you before.
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In Miss Tarble's class.
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"Ain't she tarrible?"
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What?
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It's a thing.
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Oh! Ha! Good one!
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Cool meeting you, Keri.
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It's Herbie!
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Hey, how's the newbie?
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Pretty hot, huh?
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Nah, she's weird.
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With great references.
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Yeah, I had
an enlightening experience
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with those references
just this morning.
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[in unison] And it was
a very lovely morning.
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[Jake laughs]
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- Herbie.
- Harmony.
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Jake.
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You're still helping out
on Saturday, right?
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I could really use
your creative eye.
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Saturday?
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Probably pointless,
but the school makes us
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try out every undiscovered,
talent-less, non-dancer
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they can throw our way.
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You won't forget, right?
Ten o'clock?
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He'll be there.
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00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:06,265
[Jake] Hey, you wanna use
your coach's key
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00:11:06,298 --> 00:11:08,200
to sneak in the girls'
locker room after practice?
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00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:11,103
[Herbie] Again? Jake,
you're really such a douche.
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[Gracie] Hey, watch it!
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Nailed by super flute...
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[annoyed] It's a French bassoon,
a bassoon.
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- Hey, are you all right?
- I'm fine.
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Really, I swear.
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00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:42,334
Oh, shoot. Oh, here we go.
Okay, no, don't cry.
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If you cry then I'll have
to cry. I'm very empathetic.
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You know I can't even
go to the dog races
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because I get all...sweaty.
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Why does everybody
talk in riddles around here?
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I'm Gracie.
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Well, Grace, actually.
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Well, Graceland if you want
to get technical,
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but we don't. Got it?
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Got it. Thanks.
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Hey, you're the new one, right?
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Yeah, I could tell, on
account of never seeing
you before in my life,
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00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:07,993
and I know everyone here.
235
00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:09,962
Well, they act like they
don't know me, usually, but--
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[bell rings]
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Well, c'mon!
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00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:18,904
- You're in band?
- Me? No, why?
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00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,841
Oh! No. They don't like bassoon.
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But I'm very good.
Are you very musical?
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00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:26,212
- No.
- Very good.
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Ooh, lemme guess: P.E. now?
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00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:30,216
How'd you know?
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I'm telepathic.
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[Tarble] After you finish
your five laps,
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circle off the field,
down the steps, and back here.
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Got it?
248
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:41,460
- Tarble teaches P.E., too?
- Yeah, why?
249
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,129
Ain't she tarrrr-ible?
250
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:44,830
Didn't expect an answer.
251
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:47,366
That's why I'm a happy person.
No expectations.
252
00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:50,336
[Tarble] Go.
253
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:51,570
Go!
254
00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:53,139
[blows whistle]
255
00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:56,842
Bloom Courterfield, right?
Harmony. Hi.
256
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:59,845
I wasn't sure of your size,
so I took liberties.
257
00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:03,883
Actually...
258
00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:07,253
What's her deal?
259
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,155
Maybe that she
hasn't been dealt with yet?
260
00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:12,057
C'mon, let's sequester
a safety pin!
261
00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:15,561
[Aaron Landon's
"Lost in the Moment" plays]
262
00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,342
[indistinguishable]
263
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,579
[blows whistle]
264
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:48,294
♪ Tonight I'll be
lost in the moment ♪
265
00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:52,331
♪ tomorrow...[music
fades out] ♪
266
00:13:57,469 --> 00:13:59,438
Most of the teens
have after-school work.
267
00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:02,641
We haven't had a class
for someone your age in, uh...
268
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,376
well....
269
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,178
since Nicole went to college.
[chuckling]
270
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:09,048
- Ummm....
- Can I just rent a space?
271
00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:11,016
Twenty-five dollars?
272
00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,918
- A week?
- An hour.
273
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,995
Just wanted to poke my head in
before bed.
274
00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:24,997
Where have you been?
275
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,132
The meeting ran long.
276
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,535
How's my Honor Girl?
277
00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:31,136
Honorable.
278
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:32,972
Hmm.
279
00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:50,222
I love this part.
280
00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:55,027
How can you not miss doing that?
281
00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:58,631
Kids your age
should be in bed by now.
282
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:03,535
Go to bed!
283
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,953
[alarm beeps]
284
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,161
[knocks on door]
285
00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:31,196
Bloom.
286
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,332
Bloom.
287
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:36,635
Okay.
288
00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:41,040
[Glad Ghosts' "Let
Me Love You" playing]
289
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,740
[music stops]
290
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:20,412
Unsupervised activities are not
allowed in my gym, Courterfield.
291
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,481
The door was open.
292
00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:24,683
Consider it closed.
293
00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:32,791
[Gracie] Oh, there you are,
I thought we were--
294
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,060
oh, okay, we're going this way.
295
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:37,262
This stupid--she doesn't even--
296
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,198
- [exhales] -Yeah! She, who?
297
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:40,599
Totally medieval.
298
00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:42,468
A little histrionic,
but we have history next.
299
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:45,237
Just one measly little floor.
That's all I need!
300
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:47,806
And they get a whole gym!
Who gets it, you ask?
301
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,808
- Did I? - The football
players, of course.
302
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,710
The basketball players, oh sure,
303
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,645
and what do I get?
A bruised knee!
304
00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:55,748
That moronic window.
305
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:57,316
- Ugh
- Who makes rectangular windows?
306
00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:00,085
I know a good physical
therapist! Wait, please!
307
00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:02,554
After everything else,
308
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:03,756
this is where God thought,
309
00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:06,692
"that's the place for Bloom,
that's where she can handle it.
310
00:17:06,725 --> 00:17:09,728
Heck, she handles her crazy
uncle, who can not cook...
311
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,597
Dead mom? No problem!
312
00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:13,732
Great grandma, no clue who I am!
313
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:17,102
Let's give her nothing to look
forward to, day in, day out."
314
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:18,604
Awesome.
315
00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:20,639
I'm going to go kick some butt!
316
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,509
Wait, where are you going now?
317
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,676
No clue!
318
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:31,683
Your mom's dead...
319
00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:35,788
- You live with your uncle.
- Am I on 'This is Your Life'?
320
00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:38,390
Sorry.
321
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,859
Everyone says,
"you'll get used to it here."
322
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:44,096
It's just, I don't want
to get used to it.
323
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:47,733
I love to dance.
324
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:49,601
Well, what's stopping you?
325
00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:51,703
Were you not listening?
326
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:54,773
You got your tennis,
your volleyball,
327
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,875
4H...uh...
328
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,344
Ooh, there's archery,
that's big this year.
329
00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:01,747
No...
330
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:05,584
There really isn't a lot of
dancing going on around here.
331
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,353
Ooh, unless you count
the school dance team.
332
00:18:09,721 --> 00:18:11,323
Led by Harmony.
333
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:13,258
You shoulda led with that.
334
00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:15,160
Dance team tryouts tomorrow.
335
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:16,829
Come be one of us!
336
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:20,599
Well, how horrible could she be?
337
00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:24,203
[Adley Stump's
"Favorite Song" playing]
338
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,885
So...horrible.
339
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:17,389
I like it [makes noises].
340
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,963
Wait, where are you going now?
341
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,634
Nowhere. I'd invite you,
but you got here first.
342
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,537
[exhales] I didn't mean that.
343
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,772
Okay, so they're not pros,
but it's a small town.
344
00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:36,875
They're all flash,
and...country.
345
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,844
The choreography is like,
pre-dating my birth.
346
00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,813
Oh my God, you are a snob!
347
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:42,948
No I'm not!
348
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,450
Oh gosh, I am.
349
00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:47,986
Show them what they could be.
350
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:50,923
[clapping]
351
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:56,762
Thanks, thank you everyone!
352
00:19:57,629 --> 00:19:59,898
That was just a teeny sample
353
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:03,435
of the R. Murray High
dance team's ferocity.
354
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:06,805
Ha! Ferocious! Whoo!
355
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:09,841
As you can tell,
we are determined
356
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,677
for this year's team
to be better
357
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,846
than it has ever dared to be.
358
00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:17,716
And now we're excited
to see your talents.
359
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,719
But prepare yourselves...
360
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:24,690
not everyone has 'star'
361
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,658
written on their hearts...
362
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:27,726
in blood.
363
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,800
Okay! Let's get to it.
364
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:36,034
When it's your turn,
365
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,669
state your name,
366
00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,438
and why you wanna be,
367
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:40,706
a team dancer.
368
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,509
[Alex Brown's "Come
On Shout" plays]
369
00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:52,978
Well, what're you waiting for?
Go bring it on!
370
00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:54,513
That's cheerleading.
371
00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:57,416
Whatever. Go...twizzle. Go.
372
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:04,956
Hi. I'm Bloom Courterfield.
373
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:06,792
And...
374
00:22:10,929 --> 00:22:12,964
Why do you want
to be a team dancer, hon?
375
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,436
I just...wanna move.
376
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,438
Then move out.
377
00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:22,708
[Kate Brady's
"Sailing Ships" plays]
378
00:23:20,198 --> 00:23:21,633
[music stops]
379
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,635
[clapping]
380
00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:25,971
Whoo! Yeah Bloom! Wow!
381
00:23:28,273 --> 00:23:29,474
Yes.
382
00:23:31,943 --> 00:23:33,211
Yeah!
383
00:23:34,946 --> 00:23:37,015
Thank them for coming, honey.
384
00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:39,684
- Thank you, everyone--
385
00:23:39,718 --> 00:23:40,852
- Thank you all!
386
00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:42,654
Thank you all.
387
00:23:42,687 --> 00:23:45,490
I think some dancers
are out there today.
388
00:23:46,691 --> 00:23:47,793
Somewhere.
389
00:23:48,527 --> 00:23:49,861
List goes up on Monday.
390
00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:55,567
Uhh...check-check-check it out
Monday, people.
391
00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:57,502
But right now,
392
00:23:57,536 --> 00:23:59,538
check your butts at the gate.
393
00:23:59,805 --> 00:24:00,705
Wink.
394
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,676
[Lala offscreen] All
right, huddle up.
395
00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:06,778
[Herbie] Hey!
That was really good!
396
00:24:06,812 --> 00:24:08,213
[Bloom] Thanks!
397
00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:10,982
[Indistinguishable]
398
00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:23,628
- Uh, a wink!
- Shh! No, no! Don't dance.
399
00:24:23,662 --> 00:24:26,164
If your heart doesn't
bleed sweaty feet and
bunions, don't dance.
400
00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:29,234
No, no, shh, don't dance.
No, no. Don't dance.
401
00:24:29,267 --> 00:24:31,903
Seriously, you have
the twizzle factor.
402
00:24:31,937 --> 00:24:34,072
Shh. Such language. Wink!
403
00:24:34,739 --> 00:24:35,874
Mayn!
404
00:24:37,242 --> 00:24:39,644
- Oh hey, Gracie, right?
- Yeah.
405
00:24:39,678 --> 00:24:42,113
Oh yeah, Gracie,
this is my uncle, Mayn.
406
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,549
Hey, my 'Mayn' man!
407
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:45,817
So Fresh Prince.
408
00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:47,719
[girls in unison] Huh?
409
00:24:48,854 --> 00:24:52,224
Okay, well...We'll go this way,
410
00:24:52,257 --> 00:24:53,925
and you go....
411
00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:56,995
I don't know where you're going,
but....yeah.
412
00:24:57,863 --> 00:25:00,065
Okay. Don't have too much fun.
413
00:25:00,098 --> 00:25:02,100
Remember, be yourself.
414
00:25:10,642 --> 00:25:13,578
You know there's really
only one spot available
this year, anyway,
415
00:25:13,612 --> 00:25:14,946
and I think it's
pretty obvious--
416
00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,915
Anybody but Bloom.
417
00:25:17,315 --> 00:25:18,283
Wait, what?
418
00:25:19,417 --> 00:25:22,220
Uh, honey, I don't think
you've thought this one through.
419
00:25:23,388 --> 00:25:24,155
I mean,
is there anyone else but--
420
00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:25,724
We can't use her.
421
00:25:26,124 --> 00:25:27,659
We hate her.
422
00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:46,778
Watch out, I have a rash!
Who knows where it could be?
423
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,882
No new selectees?
424
00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:55,787
No. C'mon. I'm not giving up.
425
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:01,726
[Adrenalin Electronica playing]
426
00:26:02,794 --> 00:26:04,663
[Door slams]
[music stops]
427
00:26:07,966 --> 00:26:09,701
Do you need something?
428
00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:11,803
[Bloom] This is
dance team, right?
429
00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:13,972
I didn't see my
name on the list.
430
00:26:14,005 --> 00:26:15,373
I thought it could
be a mistake, so--
431
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:16,841
No mistake, hon.
432
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:18,810
We aren't taking anyone
this semester.
433
00:26:18,843 --> 00:26:20,312
Even if I could just--
434
00:26:20,345 --> 00:26:22,814
You think you deserve
a place on our dance team?
435
00:26:22,847 --> 00:26:24,783
You walk in here
with your nose in the air,
436
00:26:24,816 --> 00:26:27,218
all flirts and flava, the high
and mighty dance princess.
437
00:26:28,019 --> 00:26:29,821
And you ruin shorts.
438
00:26:30,822 --> 00:26:32,724
See, that's not how
things work here.
439
00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:34,059
So you can take
your big fat ego
440
00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:35,727
right out of our dance room.
441
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,795
It's the gym.
442
00:26:36,828 --> 00:26:38,830
'Our' dance room.
443
00:26:46,371 --> 00:26:48,707
[Steve Thompson's
"Happy Daze" plays]
444
00:26:49,841 --> 00:26:51,009
You really don't have to clean
just 'cause I'm here.
445
00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:53,044
I was just in hurry today.
446
00:26:54,245 --> 00:26:57,015
Please! My room looks like a
lot of people had a lot of fun.
447
00:26:58,717 --> 00:27:01,720
[exhales] That stupid girl and
her stupid, stupid dance team.
448
00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:03,421
In other words,
449
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:05,857
you'd really love to be
on that stupid dance team.
450
00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:08,693
- So badly.
- So work it out!
451
00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:12,697
Look, everyone--even Miss
Harmony-- has a weakness.
452
00:27:12,731 --> 00:27:14,799
I mean, she's not completely
made of ice.
453
00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:16,701
Just all parts visible
to the eye.
454
00:27:16,735 --> 00:27:17,736
Exactly!
455
00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:21,006
- Let's make a list.
- [gasps] I love lists!
456
00:27:22,207 --> 00:27:25,777
I...I could do her
homework for her?
457
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:26,911
Straight A's.
458
00:27:26,945 --> 00:27:28,380
Help her out
with some new steps?
459
00:27:28,413 --> 00:27:30,782
No, she's got the old P-R-Y-D.
460
00:27:30,815 --> 00:27:32,984
No, there's got to be something
other than buying her
461
00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:34,719
or getting her stuff.
462
00:27:34,753 --> 00:27:36,855
Yeah, something selfless,
463
00:27:36,888 --> 00:27:39,858
something totally out
of the goodness of my heart.
464
00:27:39,891 --> 00:27:44,396
Wait a minute...this,
this is perfect!
465
00:27:44,429 --> 00:27:45,997
- What is?
- Honor Girl!
466
00:27:46,031 --> 00:27:48,099
Harmony is sure to win
Honor Girl this year.
467
00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:50,068
I mean, her sister was,
and then Homecoming queen,
468
00:27:50,101 --> 00:27:52,070
so Harmony is the sure thing.
469
00:27:52,103 --> 00:27:54,072
What's that, some GPA thing?
470
00:27:54,105 --> 00:27:58,109
Aww. That would make sense,
but this is High School!
471
00:27:58,143 --> 00:28:01,112
No, Homecoming, Homecoming
queen, yada yada yada,
472
00:28:01,146 --> 00:28:03,782
and then, there's the incoming
Freshman girl, who's like,
473
00:28:03,815 --> 00:28:07,419
[mockingly] bestowed the
honor of representing
the incoming class,
474
00:28:07,452 --> 00:28:09,521
and rather unfortunately,
in this case,
475
00:28:09,554 --> 00:28:13,058
the future Homecoming queen.
It's a big deal.
476
00:28:13,091 --> 00:28:16,294
Like...like football in Texas.
477
00:28:17,462 --> 00:28:18,763
Or here.
Football's big here, too.
478
00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:22,734
Then queen, then honor girl,
in that order. Pyramid.
479
00:28:23,001 --> 00:28:24,469
Sooo...
480
00:28:24,502 --> 00:28:27,505
Sooo, somebody has
to nominate her!
481
00:28:28,940 --> 00:28:30,542
Gracie, that's perfecto!
482
00:28:30,575 --> 00:28:33,211
Totally selfless, and in the
true spirit of friendship.
483
00:28:33,244 --> 00:28:35,513
She'll never see it coming.
484
00:28:38,149 --> 00:28:41,019
So, yes, we are getting
to the Honor Girl nominations.
485
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,222
So stop squirming,
and remember that these
486
00:28:44,255 --> 00:28:46,558
carefree, seemingly arbitrary
and ceaseless days
487
00:28:46,591 --> 00:28:49,794
will one day be over.
For most of us.
488
00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:53,231
- What are you doing?
- Protecting our investment!
489
00:28:53,264 --> 00:28:55,033
- It's a good plan, right?
- It's gonna work!
490
00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:57,168
Do I have any nominations
for this year's Honor Girl?
491
00:28:58,036 --> 00:28:59,270
[in unison] Divide and conquer!
492
00:28:59,304 --> 00:29:00,371
Anyone?
493
00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:02,807
I nominate Brantley Foster.
494
00:29:02,841 --> 00:29:04,809
He looks like an honorable girl.
495
00:29:04,843 --> 00:29:06,444
[laughter]
496
00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:08,113
How thoughtful, Mr. Hockett.
497
00:29:08,146 --> 00:29:10,482
And how naive, when you consider
that Mr. Foster
498
00:29:10,515 --> 00:29:12,851
will probably be in a position
to hire you one day.
499
00:29:12,884 --> 00:29:15,019
Hope he recalls this moment
in your interview.
500
00:29:17,856 --> 00:29:19,390
Miss Courterfield?
501
00:29:22,227 --> 00:29:24,295
I'd like to nominate
Harmony Swoon.
502
00:29:25,964 --> 00:29:27,866
[clapping]
503
00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:33,104
Big surprise, right?
504
00:29:33,972 --> 00:29:35,507
Are there any other nominations,
505
00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:37,575
or is this going to be
an easy steal for Harmony?
506
00:29:39,043 --> 00:29:40,111
Herbie?
507
00:29:41,246 --> 00:29:42,881
I nominate Bloom Courterfield.
508
00:29:42,914 --> 00:29:44,282
- Huh?
- Huh?
509
00:29:44,315 --> 00:29:46,050
Oh. [gasps]
510
00:29:47,986 --> 00:29:49,287
Good luck, Bloom.
511
00:29:50,922 --> 00:29:52,023
[exhales]
512
00:29:53,925 --> 00:29:56,261
What. Just. Happened?
513
00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:58,163
I. Don't. Know.
514
00:30:00,431 --> 00:30:02,133
You! You did this!
515
00:30:02,901 --> 00:30:03,868
You're Welcome.
516
00:30:03,902 --> 00:30:05,436
Welcome? Hello, clueless!
517
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:08,439
It took us 35 minutes
of conniving to make
this all happen,
518
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:12,343
and it took you maybe 1.5
seconds to ruin everything!
519
00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:14,646
- [Herbie] Sorry.
- Gracie, it's okay.
520
00:30:16,447 --> 00:30:18,416
You've driven your VW bug
up my butt, Herbie Schuster.
521
00:30:18,449 --> 00:30:20,919
Whoa. I think she
can win, is all.
522
00:30:20,952 --> 00:30:22,520
Against Harmony?
523
00:30:22,554 --> 00:30:24,889
That was social suicide,
even for you.
524
00:30:29,627 --> 00:30:30,728
Sorry.
525
00:30:34,599 --> 00:30:37,035
I probably won't
win anyway, right?
526
00:30:38,069 --> 00:30:39,370
Where there's a will,
there's a misdemeanor.
527
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:42,607
[whispering]
528
00:30:44,075 --> 00:30:46,678
I'm contestipated. [huffs]
529
00:30:46,711 --> 00:30:48,346
I'm mulling.
530
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,982
Mmm. Who's that?
531
00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:54,385
Cinda, meet rape.
532
00:30:55,053 --> 00:30:56,054
[car honks]
533
00:30:56,087 --> 00:30:57,088
[exhales]
534
00:30:57,655 --> 00:30:59,224
[Bloom] Text me.
535
00:31:00,425 --> 00:31:01,693
Whoa-whoa-whoa, what was that?
The Bloom girl?
536
00:31:01,726 --> 00:31:04,596
Jake, you just don't get it.
That was hilarious.
537
00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:06,331
It was?
538
00:31:06,731 --> 00:31:08,233
Sure it was!
539
00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:11,102
I love a landslide.
You're the best!
540
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:23,314
Hey.
541
00:31:24,582 --> 00:31:27,018
Sleepaway Camp is on TV tonight.
You want to pollute our dreams?
542
00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:30,321
Uh, yeah, sounds like
a good bonding experience.
543
00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:33,324
Maybe. I don't know.
544
00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:34,692
I'm really tired.
545
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:37,028
I think...I'm just...you know,
546
00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:39,664
gonna...go to bed.
547
00:31:46,504 --> 00:31:49,007
[Steve Thompson's
"Monster" plays]
548
00:31:54,779 --> 00:31:57,115
[Bloom makes bird noises]
549
00:31:57,148 --> 00:31:59,450
[Rooster call from outside]
550
00:32:13,064 --> 00:32:14,232
Gracie?
551
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,537
- Gracie?
- Rrrah!
552
00:32:19,570 --> 00:32:22,273
I'm like the wrinkle.
I disappear into the dark!
553
00:32:22,307 --> 00:32:23,641
[laughing]
554
00:32:43,661 --> 00:32:45,763
- Herbie?
- Got the key?
555
00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:47,999
- But how does he?
- C'mon!
556
00:32:55,606 --> 00:32:56,741
Aww, jeez.
557
00:32:57,775 --> 00:32:59,644
[sighs] I'm a parent.
558
00:33:10,321 --> 00:33:12,490
- [Bloom] Who's that?
- Jake.
559
00:33:13,725 --> 00:33:15,693
- This isn't a party!
- [Jake] I'm the stakeout.
560
00:33:19,630 --> 00:33:22,100
It isn't working.
You guys...help me!
561
00:33:25,236 --> 00:33:27,372
- See?
[Thunder clap]
562
00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:32,343
Ouch.
563
00:33:32,877 --> 00:33:34,479
Okay, hurry!
564
00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:57,668
Three's a crowd.
565
00:33:58,403 --> 00:33:59,604
Disappointing show.
566
00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:04,342
There's a lot of coffee in here.
567
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:05,676
What are you doing?
568
00:34:06,744 --> 00:34:07,712
Looking for loose change.
569
00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:15,753
Paydirt!
570
00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:18,689
I bet dirt was rare
back in the day.
571
00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:20,658
"Pay me for that dirt!"
572
00:34:27,265 --> 00:34:28,800
They're all for me.
573
00:34:30,768 --> 00:34:32,670
Are you sure
you don't wanna win?
574
00:34:34,605 --> 00:34:36,340
Nope. C'mon.
575
00:34:58,763 --> 00:34:59,797
No.
576
00:35:02,733 --> 00:35:03,601
No.
577
00:35:04,735 --> 00:35:06,871
People need to stop having kids.
This is out of control.
578
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,308
...I said, "bro, I got this,"
and he said,
579
00:35:10,341 --> 00:35:13,211
"bro, no, you don't got this.
You got back fat."
580
00:35:14,479 --> 00:35:15,713
I was like, "how do you know
I got back fat?"
581
00:35:17,315 --> 00:35:18,850
- Just kidding. I don't
have back fat, but... - Shh!
582
00:35:29,861 --> 00:35:30,895
Whew.
583
00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:33,231
Let's ditch this now!
584
00:35:35,766 --> 00:35:36,801
[gasps]
585
00:35:38,369 --> 00:35:39,537
- [Mayn] Bloom?!
- Mayn?
586
00:35:39,570 --> 00:35:41,572
- [Mayn] are you frickin'
kidding me? - Your dad's here?
587
00:35:41,606 --> 00:35:42,740
He's not my--
588
00:35:43,341 --> 00:35:44,542
No! No dads!
589
00:35:45,409 --> 00:35:47,211
Girls, interesting cause,
590
00:35:47,245 --> 00:35:48,913
I have no idea
what you're doing here,
591
00:35:50,014 --> 00:35:51,916
and uh, Herbie, well...
592
00:35:51,949 --> 00:35:53,651
you're a cool dude.
593
00:35:54,685 --> 00:35:56,220
Well, see ya!
594
00:35:57,288 --> 00:35:58,422
Douche!
595
00:35:59,290 --> 00:36:00,458
[Mayn] Get out here, now!
596
00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:02,560
What are you doing here?
597
00:36:03,895 --> 00:36:05,763
[Mayn banging on door]
598
00:36:12,537 --> 00:36:14,739
- Play catch!
- [Gracie] Hi, Mr. Courterfield!
599
00:36:23,548 --> 00:36:24,782
Is Miss Tarble in?
600
00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:30,721
Since you can't seem
to keep yourself in line,
601
00:36:30,755 --> 00:36:32,957
I didn't wanna to do this,
but now there's gotta be rules.
602
00:36:33,991 --> 00:36:35,860
- Rules?
- Yep. First rule:
603
00:36:36,594 --> 00:36:37,662
No breaking into places!
604
00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:40,264
I can't have my good name
dragged through the mud.
605
00:36:40,298 --> 00:36:43,568
I haven't been almost
arrested in this town
for almost 15 years!
606
00:36:43,601 --> 00:36:45,403
Clean slate, got it?
607
00:36:45,436 --> 00:36:47,838
- I'm not going to--
- Rule Two: no boys.
608
00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:49,907
I think we can both agree
that it's just not in the cards.
609
00:36:49,941 --> 00:36:51,776
Now, if you're into girls,
we might be able to negotiate,
610
00:36:51,809 --> 00:36:53,778
- I'm cool with lesbians.
- Oh my God--
611
00:36:53,811 --> 00:36:57,515
And, you gotta go to school,
because I need my alone time.
612
00:36:57,548 --> 00:37:00,284
And you gotta eat meat,
because I eat meat.
613
00:37:00,318 --> 00:37:02,820
It's protein. You won't
get fat. It's good for
you. This is about you.
614
00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:04,622
Fine, I'm going to bed.
615
00:37:04,655 --> 00:37:06,290
[door slams]
616
00:37:06,324 --> 00:37:07,858
And no slamming doors!
617
00:37:08,626 --> 00:37:09,727
That's a rule.
618
00:37:11,495 --> 00:37:13,431
[Gracie on phone]
Still under lock and key?
619
00:37:13,464 --> 00:37:15,566
He didn't even take my phone.
620
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,568
And, I like doing dishes.
621
00:37:17,602 --> 00:37:19,737
[Gracie] He's standing guard?
622
00:37:20,671 --> 00:37:23,474
Yeah. It's pretty awful for him.
623
00:37:24,609 --> 00:37:25,710
[Gracie] Not as awful as Tarble
is going to be
624
00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:27,812
when Herbie spills tomorrow.
625
00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:35,553
[band playing]
626
00:37:41,959 --> 00:37:43,060
[whistles]
627
00:37:52,370 --> 00:37:54,972
Okay...all right.
628
00:37:55,906 --> 00:37:59,377
All you R. Murray Highers.
629
00:37:59,877 --> 00:38:02,013
All you Freshmen.
630
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,349
I'm high as a kite today,
631
00:38:05,383 --> 00:38:07,585
'cause it's another glo-
632
00:38:07,618 --> 00:38:12,623
glorious day, and
I'm singing it!
633
00:38:13,491 --> 00:38:14,625
Haven't see Herbie all day.
634
00:38:14,659 --> 00:38:16,627
Probably ratting us out
to Tarble right now.
635
00:38:17,862 --> 00:38:20,364
[Principal] Dylan. Yeah, you.
I can see that.
636
00:38:21,532 --> 00:38:22,933
Infect me, I can feel
the guilt from here.
637
00:38:23,668 --> 00:38:26,671
Focus, high schoolers,
638
00:38:27,538 --> 00:38:30,474
'cause..this-is-your-life!
639
00:38:30,508 --> 00:38:33,077
Oh, what a great show.
640
00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:35,913
Firstly, let's hear it
641
00:38:35,946 --> 00:38:38,616
for Brantley Foster...
642
00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:41,385
county champ cross-stitcher!
643
00:38:41,419 --> 00:38:43,688
Goooo Brantley!
644
00:38:45,756 --> 00:38:47,391
Okay, folks.
645
00:38:47,425 --> 00:38:49,794
Today begins the countdown
646
00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:51,696
to Homecoming.
[crowd cheers]
647
00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:54,865
All you Homecoming
princesses and princes,
648
00:38:54,899 --> 00:38:55,966
this is you!
649
00:38:56,701 --> 00:38:58,536
Let's go! Chop chop!
650
00:39:01,105 --> 00:39:04,742
Let's say 'hey'
to our full Homecoming court.
651
00:39:06,877 --> 00:39:07,978
Oh God...
652
00:39:09,814 --> 00:39:11,782
It's just like Tarble
to shame you in front
of the whole school.
653
00:39:11,816 --> 00:39:14,552
And to the youngest
of our court,
654
00:39:14,585 --> 00:39:16,887
our Honor Girl nominees.
655
00:39:17,822 --> 00:39:19,523
It was nice knowing you.
656
00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:23,160
It's like the Oscars up here.
657
00:39:23,894 --> 00:39:26,430
And the votes are in.
658
00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:33,838
What a fabulous example of the
standardized popularity contest
659
00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:36,907
so ingrained in the tradition
660
00:39:36,941 --> 00:39:40,144
that the American high school
was built on.
661
00:39:47,852 --> 00:39:49,520
[stammering] All right,
662
00:39:49,553 --> 00:39:51,622
if you say so, um...
663
00:39:52,823 --> 00:39:55,693
And what do we have here?
664
00:39:56,560 --> 00:40:00,731
A first time nominee, and yet...
665
00:40:01,599 --> 00:40:04,568
she has already outdone so many
666
00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:07,004
for this lofty nomination.
667
00:40:08,205 --> 00:40:12,710
In true R. Murray
High spirit, I say...
668
00:40:13,811 --> 00:40:17,481
let's get to know our newbies!
669
00:40:18,783 --> 00:40:20,951
Whaddya say we give her
670
00:40:20,985 --> 00:40:23,788
a fair shake? [chuckles]
671
00:40:23,821 --> 00:40:26,056
Reach out, and...
672
00:40:27,124 --> 00:40:28,759
re-vote!
673
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,128
What?!
674
00:40:31,162 --> 00:40:33,831
Yes, a re-vote.
675
00:40:33,864 --> 00:40:35,766
I challenge you all
676
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,536
to get to know our new student.
677
00:40:38,569 --> 00:40:40,171
And next week,
678
00:40:40,204 --> 00:40:42,873
we'll all vote our brains out
679
00:40:42,907 --> 00:40:47,912
for...Bloomie...Couterfeller...
680
00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:51,916
and the rest
of the Homecoming hopefuls!
681
00:40:52,216 --> 00:40:53,184
Oh no.
682
00:41:05,229 --> 00:41:07,198
Isn't he wonderful?
683
00:41:07,832 --> 00:41:08,265
Oh!
684
00:41:08,866 --> 00:41:09,967
Wonderful?
685
00:41:11,035 --> 00:41:12,837
I wanted to get disqualified,
not re-qualified.
686
00:41:29,253 --> 00:41:31,689
Cinda. Harmony. Harmony. Cinda.
687
00:41:31,722 --> 00:41:33,090
They're like, attached.
688
00:41:34,258 --> 00:41:35,693
And, not gonna lie,
that got me thinking.
689
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:37,862
Homecoming's in just
a couple days,
690
00:41:39,230 --> 00:41:40,998
and uh, I should just tag along
with you and Harmony.
691
00:41:41,765 --> 00:41:42,833
Cinda's so into me.
692
00:41:43,901 --> 00:41:44,969
What do you think about Bloom?
693
00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:47,137
Honor Girl? Again?
694
00:41:47,972 --> 00:41:48,772
I nommed her.
695
00:41:49,874 --> 00:41:50,841
I thought that was a joke.
696
00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:52,710
Is that something I would do?
697
00:41:52,743 --> 00:41:54,979
Whoa, Whoa. You're
taking yourself too
seriously again, man.
698
00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:57,882
You did this chick a favor.
You put her on the map.
699
00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:00,784
But Harmony should
be Honor Girl.
700
00:42:00,818 --> 00:42:03,821
And...Harmony's maybe willing
to hook up a little bit.
701
00:42:04,622 --> 00:42:05,789
Not a lot.
702
00:42:05,823 --> 00:42:07,925
But it'll get me a date with
Cinda, and then everybody wins.
703
00:42:09,159 --> 00:42:10,628
Bets are off, bro.
704
00:42:10,661 --> 00:42:11,829
Bets are off?
705
00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:13,564
What does that mean,
bets are off?
706
00:42:14,899 --> 00:42:17,668
[to camera] Drives me crazy
when he doesn't use his words.
707
00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:18,702
Jeez.
708
00:42:19,937 --> 00:42:22,006
Hey, Alisha...hey you're coming
with me to homecoming, right?
709
00:42:22,806 --> 00:42:24,808
Right? Lisha?
710
00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:33,784
[Wild Sons' "Supernova" playing]
711
00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:47,031
Ooooh...
712
00:42:56,907 --> 00:42:58,108
[phone rings]
713
00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:01,512
Housekeeping.
714
00:43:01,545 --> 00:43:04,214
[Gracie on phone] This is
your conscience speaking.
715
00:43:04,248 --> 00:43:06,050
Put down the garbage.
716
00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:08,919
Come...exit to the
doorway to liberty.
717
00:43:08,953 --> 00:43:11,889
To being free of the untidy.
718
00:43:17,995 --> 00:43:20,364
Well? Rally!
Where's my Honor Girl?
719
00:43:21,231 --> 00:43:22,866
Text Harmony.
720
00:43:24,234 --> 00:43:25,369
Fesitve.
721
00:43:26,737 --> 00:43:29,940
Oh, I thought you'd at
least be sorta excited
for the big performance.
722
00:43:29,974 --> 00:43:34,812
There you'll be: Honor
Girl, waving to your
pions from your float.
723
00:43:34,845 --> 00:43:35,813
Your crown...
724
00:43:35,846 --> 00:43:36,714
Ugh.
725
00:43:36,747 --> 00:43:38,682
And then, Bam!
726
00:43:38,716 --> 00:43:42,086
Music blasts, and said
Honor Girl performs
whatever talent she wants
727
00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:43,887
for the whole town.
728
00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:52,429
[Gracie] C'mon!
729
00:43:52,463 --> 00:43:54,064
- I'm hungry.
- I don't care!
730
00:43:55,733 --> 00:43:57,301
Okay, it's just
a little bit further.
731
00:44:01,939 --> 00:44:03,240
Ta da!
732
00:44:03,273 --> 00:44:05,476
Are we on a picnic?
Because I didn't bring any food,
733
00:44:05,509 --> 00:44:06,610
and I'm starving.
734
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:09,847
Welcome, Miss Smartass,
to your new rehearsal space!
735
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:11,248
Ta da!
736
00:44:12,349 --> 00:44:13,717
What did you do?
737
00:44:13,751 --> 00:44:15,119
Okay, so I raked up
all of this right here,
738
00:44:15,152 --> 00:44:16,487
so it's pretty flat,
and then--oh--
739
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:18,856
over here you can
put your stuff,
740
00:44:18,889 --> 00:44:21,191
or sit, and stretch like this,
741
00:44:21,225 --> 00:44:23,327
on your very own
one-of-a-kind fallen tree bar,
742
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:27,031
and then over there you can--
Whoa! Flip!
743
00:44:28,132 --> 00:44:29,900
You could really win this thing,
you know?
744
00:44:32,302 --> 00:44:33,771
[Mayn softly] All right...
745
00:44:34,905 --> 00:44:36,907
- Hey, is this new?
[doorbell rings]
746
00:44:38,142 --> 00:44:40,644
I don't wanna wear anything that
somebody else has worn, okay?
747
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:45,783
Hooga booga!
748
00:44:46,183 --> 00:44:47,117
Terrifying.
749
00:44:47,785 --> 00:44:49,019
If you're 12.
750
00:44:49,053 --> 00:44:50,287
Maybe eight.
751
00:44:51,155 --> 00:44:52,523
What're you supposed to be?
752
00:44:52,556 --> 00:44:54,525
The "death of dreams."
753
00:44:54,558 --> 00:44:56,860
Ooh, sexy.
754
00:44:58,062 --> 00:45:00,297
Uh, Bloom, your slightly
off-putting friend is here.
755
00:45:02,966 --> 00:45:04,501
Ooh, Carrie, right?
756
00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:06,937
No, I'm a victim of the
American healthcare system.
757
00:45:06,970 --> 00:45:09,006
- Oh, sickening.
- I know, right?
758
00:45:11,475 --> 00:45:13,077
Reserves...
759
00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:15,279
We're going!
760
00:45:17,514 --> 00:45:19,349
Okay, we've got
your hand buzzers,
761
00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:21,251
your special pumpkin...
762
00:45:21,285 --> 00:45:23,821
...guts...blaster...
763
00:45:25,122 --> 00:45:27,091
This is a new hat.
764
00:45:27,124 --> 00:45:29,927
- It's lovely.
- But I have to tell you, honey,
765
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,963
your outfit is stunning!
766
00:45:35,599 --> 00:45:38,035
[Jeff Dane's "5th
of July" playing]
767
00:45:44,308 --> 00:45:45,409
Good job.
768
00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:47,911
Then you do it.
769
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:16,573
Going my way?
770
00:46:17,975 --> 00:46:19,276
I don't think so.
771
00:46:20,144 --> 00:46:21,345
Look,
772
00:46:21,378 --> 00:46:23,013
if you don't wanna
drive me home,
773
00:46:23,914 --> 00:46:25,048
then just say so.
774
00:46:26,116 --> 00:46:26,583
Oh!
775
00:46:27,417 --> 00:46:28,285
Whoa, partner.
776
00:46:29,019 --> 00:46:30,020
Oh...
777
00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:34,291
I don't swing that way.
778
00:46:34,324 --> 00:46:37,027
Well, maybe after
a couple more beers.
779
00:46:37,995 --> 00:46:39,296
I was on Broadway...
780
00:46:40,164 --> 00:46:42,032
everybody swings 'that' way.
781
00:46:42,666 --> 00:46:43,600
Except me.
782
00:46:44,401 --> 00:46:45,402
Friends?
783
00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:50,007
He's with me, Micah.
784
00:46:54,678 --> 00:46:57,014
[in unison] Trick or treat,
smell my feet,
785
00:46:57,047 --> 00:46:59,016
gimme something good to eat.
786
00:46:59,049 --> 00:47:01,018
Don't you cheat,
'cause my feet,
787
00:47:01,051 --> 00:47:03,287
are the gateway to my seat!
788
00:47:04,955 --> 00:47:06,023
Oh no.
789
00:47:07,991 --> 00:47:09,993
Aww...Swoon Palace.
790
00:47:10,928 --> 00:47:12,229
I do love her house.
791
00:47:12,262 --> 00:47:16,066
Three
stories...pillars...cul-de-sac.
792
00:47:16,934 --> 00:47:19,102
I do love me a good cul-de-sac.
793
00:47:21,605 --> 00:47:23,340
- Festival?
- Okay.
794
00:47:27,110 --> 00:47:28,645
Jake! Where's Herbie?
795
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:30,347
I don't know.
He didn't come out.
796
00:47:48,398 --> 00:47:49,366
Bloom.
797
00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:51,268
I didn't see you there.
798
00:47:51,668 --> 00:47:52,936
Enjoy the show?
799
00:47:54,004 --> 00:47:54,705
Yeah, I thought it was...
800
00:47:54,738 --> 00:47:56,206
really interesting.
801
00:47:57,074 --> 00:47:58,675
See anything you wanna steal?
802
00:47:59,142 --> 00:48:00,244
Huh?
803
00:48:01,511 --> 00:48:03,046
Wait, what?
804
00:48:04,281 --> 00:48:07,084
Seems like what you do,
so lemme help you out.
805
00:48:07,117 --> 00:48:08,919
Do you like this?
806
00:48:13,257 --> 00:48:15,292
- I dunno--
- Or what about this?
807
00:48:20,998 --> 00:48:22,499
You know,
808
00:48:22,532 --> 00:48:24,668
I think you'd be better off
with something like this--
809
00:48:44,288 --> 00:48:46,323
[clapping and cheering]
810
00:48:48,492 --> 00:48:49,693
Yeah, cat dancing!
811
00:48:49,726 --> 00:48:51,061
Cat fighting.
812
00:48:51,094 --> 00:48:52,529
Cat dance-fighting.
813
00:48:52,562 --> 00:48:54,564
Cats, that's a thing, right?
814
00:48:58,035 --> 00:48:59,703
A little predic for the redic.
815
00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:12,316
[clapping and cheering]
816
00:49:18,588 --> 00:49:19,589
Nice.
817
00:49:20,324 --> 00:49:22,059
Nice? is that it?
818
00:49:24,828 --> 00:49:26,730
For a country girl.
819
00:49:31,168 --> 00:49:33,070
Hey, where are you going?
820
00:49:33,737 --> 00:49:35,605
I think I'm just gonna go home.
821
00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:40,777
So the teacher
starts pirouetting around
822
00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:43,613
with the little girl's head
attached to her tutu.
823
00:49:44,715 --> 00:49:46,183
She's dragging
this poor little thing
824
00:49:46,216 --> 00:49:48,585
all over the stage [laughing].
825
00:49:48,618 --> 00:49:50,554
Two little girls are crying,
826
00:49:50,587 --> 00:49:52,222
one's playing catch with her--
827
00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:54,358
[laughs]
828
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:58,362
So you stopped.
829
00:50:00,230 --> 00:50:01,198
Why?
830
00:50:02,199 --> 00:50:05,602
Bad hip, bad ankles, bad
knees... mostly the hip.
831
00:50:07,371 --> 00:50:09,106
Your grandmother's
still pretty sick?
832
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,341
And I'm still here.
833
00:50:12,876 --> 00:50:14,778
Well, it's no New York.
834
00:50:16,113 --> 00:50:17,214
[Mayn laughs]
835
00:50:18,348 --> 00:50:20,517
But we do love our fresh blood.
836
00:50:22,652 --> 00:50:25,355
I had a really
nice time tonight.
837
00:50:27,124 --> 00:50:28,392
Is it over?
838
00:50:52,682 --> 00:50:53,784
Ugh.
839
00:50:54,785 --> 00:50:56,219
I need a drink.
840
00:51:00,557 --> 00:51:02,125
Where's dancer chick?
841
00:51:02,659 --> 00:51:03,860
Blacking out on sugar.
842
00:51:06,863 --> 00:51:09,166
I've been asking
girls out all day.
843
00:51:10,333 --> 00:51:11,601
I think I've asked out
every girl in town.
844
00:51:11,868 --> 00:51:13,103
Not me.
845
00:51:15,205 --> 00:51:16,640
Well this sucks.
846
00:51:17,774 --> 00:51:18,775
You're friendless,
I'm dateless.
847
00:51:19,810 --> 00:51:21,311
I mean, I get why you,
but why me?
848
00:51:23,580 --> 00:51:25,348
Where did we go wrong?
849
00:51:30,687 --> 00:51:33,857
[Male voice from inside
house] Stupid little
sh-- Get back here!
850
00:51:34,458 --> 00:51:35,725
Get back here!
851
00:51:37,561 --> 00:51:38,728
You okay?
852
00:51:39,696 --> 00:51:41,131
He'll cool off.
853
00:51:41,832 --> 00:51:43,500
It's pretty warm out, isn't it?
854
00:51:44,634 --> 00:51:45,802
You really want to talk
about the weather?
855
00:51:45,836 --> 00:51:46,870
C'mon.
856
00:51:55,579 --> 00:51:57,747
Not yet, don't turn around.
857
00:51:57,781 --> 00:51:59,749
You look like
a Splatterhouse chick.
858
00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:01,351
Just don't look, okay?
859
00:52:01,384 --> 00:52:03,353
Don't flip, it's just me.
860
00:52:04,721 --> 00:52:08,391
Her-bie! Her-bie!
861
00:52:15,765 --> 00:52:17,334
[Herbie yells out]
862
00:52:19,336 --> 00:52:21,771
[Bonnie Dune's
"Something More" playing]
863
00:52:26,910 --> 00:52:28,345
Stop it.
864
00:52:32,382 --> 00:52:33,416
Next time,
865
00:52:34,284 --> 00:52:35,752
let's stay out here all night.
866
00:52:37,387 --> 00:52:39,389
I think our parents would have
something to say about that.
867
00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:42,692
Not mine.
868
00:52:45,262 --> 00:52:47,230
All those lights up there...
869
00:52:48,031 --> 00:52:49,933
and it's still dark down here.
870
00:52:52,402 --> 00:52:55,438
Mom used to say the stars were
people who'd gone to heaven.
871
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,643
And the lights were
their halos glowing.
872
00:53:00,777 --> 00:53:02,812
That's why they're round.
873
00:53:05,949 --> 00:53:07,784
You're feeling better.
874
00:53:08,385 --> 00:53:08,985
I was...
875
00:53:09,786 --> 00:53:11,821
What would Harmony say?
876
00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:13,823
I don't know.
877
00:53:14,624 --> 00:53:15,825
Something like,
878
00:53:16,726 --> 00:53:19,930
"hey Herbie, good luck.
Bloom's awesome."
879
00:53:21,531 --> 00:53:23,366
Yeah, and then she'd slay
a chicken in my honor.
880
00:53:24,968 --> 00:53:26,970
Are you coming
to Homecoming with me?
881
00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:29,973
Let's go.
882
00:53:32,409 --> 00:53:33,577
Will you?
883
00:53:34,444 --> 00:53:36,546
I just said, let's go.
884
00:53:38,949 --> 00:53:40,984
You're not wearing anything.
885
00:55:03,533 --> 00:55:06,403
[music plays]
[Mayn tap dancing]
886
00:56:49,773 --> 00:56:51,674
[music stops]
887
00:57:09,759 --> 00:57:11,628
[voice over P.A.]
Mornin', everybody.
888
00:57:11,661 --> 00:57:13,129
Happy Tuesday.
889
00:57:13,163 --> 00:57:15,799
Everybody please listen up
for morning announcements
890
00:57:16,933 --> 00:57:19,502
We had to reset
our safety calendar.
891
00:57:20,837 --> 00:57:22,705
We've had four days
without a major incident.
892
00:57:23,907 --> 00:57:26,242
But we're happy to report
that Tommy is in full recovery,
893
00:57:27,677 --> 00:57:28,812
and should be back to work
next week.
894
00:57:30,246 --> 00:57:32,582
If you plan on giving him
a congratulatory handshake,
895
00:57:33,850 --> 00:57:35,285
as a courtesy, please remember
[Robbie slurping]
896
00:57:35,318 --> 00:57:36,486
to use your left.
897
00:57:36,519 --> 00:57:38,988
Also, Amy from accounting
has brought in some cupcakes,
898
00:57:39,823 --> 00:57:41,224
so come on up.
899
00:57:41,958 --> 00:57:43,126
Well, that's about it.
900
00:57:44,794 --> 00:57:46,696
Hope to see you all at the
company picnic next Friday.
901
00:57:59,275 --> 00:58:01,244
- It's that.
- I've got it.
902
00:58:05,081 --> 00:58:06,883
Sorry I left last night.
903
00:58:07,684 --> 00:58:08,251
It's fine.
904
00:58:10,587 --> 00:58:12,222
How was swimming?
905
00:58:14,691 --> 00:58:16,926
Rob and Danny saw.
The whole school knows by now.
906
00:58:25,969 --> 00:58:26,803
Jake?
907
00:58:27,270 --> 00:58:28,104
Jake?
908
00:58:28,137 --> 00:58:29,906
Yo! What did I win?
909
00:58:30,306 --> 00:58:31,207
C'mon, horndog.
910
00:58:31,241 --> 00:58:32,942
Man, I don't have a lot of time,
911
00:58:32,976 --> 00:58:34,744
girls' volleyball
is almost finished.
912
00:58:34,777 --> 00:58:36,746
Did Danny tell you, too?
913
00:58:37,914 --> 00:58:39,916
Can't the bragging wait
'til after my biology report?
914
00:58:40,783 --> 00:58:42,018
And you call me the horny toad.
915
00:58:42,752 --> 00:58:43,987
Yeah, don't touch me.
916
00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:45,755
[door opening]
917
00:58:49,259 --> 00:58:50,727
What?
918
00:58:52,295 --> 00:58:53,763
That's what I said.
919
00:58:54,931 --> 00:58:57,300
"What? What Danny?
Don't mess me."
920
00:58:58,368 --> 00:58:59,869
I'm about to win
Honor Girl, which means
921
00:58:59,903 --> 00:59:01,704
I'm going to become
Queen someday.
922
00:59:02,772 --> 00:59:04,741
It's Honor Girl, Harmony.
923
00:59:04,774 --> 00:59:05,808
It's stupid.
924
00:59:09,178 --> 00:59:11,681
You said you were my boyfriend.
925
00:59:12,081 --> 00:59:13,283
You said it.
926
00:59:13,316 --> 00:59:16,686
Honor Girl isn't stupid,
it's me, I'm stupid!
927
00:59:16,719 --> 00:59:18,655
I let you do things to me
no other boy's--
928
00:59:18,688 --> 00:59:20,723
I'm gonna go with Bloom.
929
00:59:21,925 --> 00:59:24,227
Because she'll go skinny dipping
with you? Huh?
930
00:59:24,928 --> 00:59:26,329
[door opens]
931
00:59:27,664 --> 00:59:28,831
I'll get you.
932
00:59:29,799 --> 00:59:31,067
I'll get you, Herbie!
933
00:59:34,938 --> 00:59:37,674
Harmony has posters all over.
You definitely need some.
934
00:59:38,074 --> 00:59:39,208
Oh, I dunno.
935
00:59:41,945 --> 00:59:43,947
Stay away from my stuff.
936
00:59:45,081 --> 00:59:46,649
Oh my God, swipe left!
937
00:59:46,683 --> 00:59:47,784
What a flip.
938
00:59:47,817 --> 00:59:49,185
Are you all right?
939
00:59:49,218 --> 00:59:51,754
Ugh, Harmony's such
a skeezy scoreboard.
940
00:59:52,989 --> 00:59:55,358
How many of those posters
do you think I'm gonna need?
941
00:59:57,226 --> 00:59:59,228
[music playing]
942
01:00:09,772 --> 01:00:11,240
Vote for Bloom!
943
01:00:12,709 --> 01:00:13,910
Vote for me!
944
01:00:15,979 --> 01:00:17,013
Vote for me!
945
01:00:17,847 --> 01:00:18,748
Vote for Bloom!
946
01:00:24,287 --> 01:00:26,956
I didn't just walk
into being nominated for this,
947
01:00:26,990 --> 01:00:28,291
I worked for it.
948
01:00:28,324 --> 01:00:30,360
My sister 'was' Honor Girl.
949
01:00:30,393 --> 01:00:32,295
That chick has no respect
for what's come before.
950
01:00:33,863 --> 01:00:35,898
And sucking up to Herbie, too.
951
01:00:35,932 --> 01:00:38,034
Cinda, you're being
so latch today.
952
01:00:43,806 --> 01:00:46,009
[in unison] No more doom,
vote for Bloom!
953
01:00:47,010 --> 01:00:47,910
Bloom for Honor Girl!
954
01:00:47,944 --> 01:00:49,779
I hate that girl.
955
01:00:53,016 --> 01:00:53,950
Hey!
956
01:00:55,918 --> 01:00:57,820
Oh. Are you going to practice?
957
01:00:58,488 --> 01:01:00,089
If I can find a quiet place.
958
01:01:00,823 --> 01:01:01,791
I'm just trying to win.
959
01:01:01,824 --> 01:01:03,359
I mean, why not?
960
01:01:04,227 --> 01:01:05,261
Ooh, it's the buffoonist.
961
01:01:05,294 --> 01:01:06,729
[Girl #2] Hi buffoonist.
962
01:01:06,763 --> 01:01:08,898
You guys, that isn't very nice.
963
01:01:09,832 --> 01:01:11,000
Play something for us.
964
01:01:11,034 --> 01:01:12,268
- Play it!
- Play it!
965
01:01:12,301 --> 01:01:13,202
Play it!
966
01:01:13,236 --> 01:01:14,404
Go Graceland!
967
01:01:14,437 --> 01:01:15,905
[girls laughing]
968
01:01:19,876 --> 01:01:21,911
Looks like you'll win for sure.
969
01:01:22,845 --> 01:01:24,914
Oh, c'mon Gracie,
they were just kidding.
970
01:01:26,249 --> 01:01:27,884
Hey Bloom, c'mon.
971
01:01:45,334 --> 01:01:46,803
[doorbell rings]
972
01:01:52,942 --> 01:01:54,143
You came!
973
01:01:55,344 --> 01:01:56,913
Well, yeah, didn't
you expect me to?
974
01:02:08,524 --> 01:02:09,959
Man, this is...
975
01:02:09,992 --> 01:02:11,794
Would you excuse me
just a minute?
976
01:02:12,862 --> 01:02:13,796
I just wanna make sure my--
977
01:02:15,264 --> 01:02:18,267
that everything is...copacetic.
978
01:02:42,024 --> 01:02:44,861
Could you help me up here
with something for a moment?
979
01:02:47,330 --> 01:02:48,831
Who, me?
980
01:03:33,075 --> 01:03:34,911
This came for you.
981
01:03:43,586 --> 01:03:45,888
Anything you want to tell me?
982
01:03:50,193 --> 01:03:52,061
Well I didn't get in, okay?
983
01:03:55,298 --> 01:03:56,899
Mayn, it's just...
984
01:03:59,235 --> 01:04:00,269
never mind.
985
01:04:00,303 --> 01:04:02,038
Hey-hey wait a minute,
young lady!
986
01:04:02,972 --> 01:04:04,340
Don't slam that door!
987
01:04:06,709 --> 01:04:08,511
[exhaling]
988
01:04:19,188 --> 01:04:20,323
Grams?
989
01:04:20,723 --> 01:04:22,124
It's okay.
990
01:04:23,092 --> 01:04:24,627
I bet you're hungry, huh?
991
01:04:28,297 --> 01:04:29,899
Allison?
992
01:04:31,434 --> 01:04:32,568
Where...
993
01:04:34,003 --> 01:04:35,338
where are you?
994
01:04:42,678 --> 01:04:46,315
It's okay. It's okay.
995
01:04:47,984 --> 01:04:49,285
Oh Grams...
996
01:04:52,088 --> 01:04:54,390
everything's not okay.
997
01:04:59,295 --> 01:05:01,664
[soft piano music playing]
998
01:05:43,739 --> 01:05:45,141
[exhales]
999
01:05:45,174 --> 01:05:46,676
That step isn't going
to fix itself.
1000
01:05:46,709 --> 01:05:49,045
Get it together, Courterfield.
1001
01:05:49,578 --> 01:05:50,646
Stalker!
1002
01:05:52,315 --> 01:05:53,716
I was just passing by.
1003
01:05:54,317 --> 01:05:55,251
Passing by?
1004
01:05:56,319 --> 01:05:57,653
In the forest?
1005
01:05:58,521 --> 01:05:59,588
I might have followed you.
1006
01:05:59,622 --> 01:06:01,390
Thought I could brush up
on my skills.
1007
01:06:03,726 --> 01:06:05,027
What's wrong?
1008
01:06:05,695 --> 01:06:07,697
Everything. This is wrong.
1009
01:06:07,730 --> 01:06:09,665
It sucks, and the
thing's Friday.
1010
01:06:10,132 --> 01:06:11,067
I suck.
1011
01:06:13,736 --> 01:06:15,738
[turns on piano music]
1012
01:06:16,739 --> 01:06:18,207
Can you teach me how
to dance to this?
1013
01:06:20,843 --> 01:06:22,011
Here.
1014
01:06:22,812 --> 01:06:24,046
Just easy.
1015
01:06:24,747 --> 01:06:27,316
See? The steps are there.
1016
01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:29,085
They're not.
1017
01:06:30,286 --> 01:06:31,220
And there's no one
in this stupid town
1018
01:06:31,754 --> 01:06:33,189
that can help me.
1019
01:06:33,222 --> 01:06:35,257
Mayn's drunk, the studio
in this town is useless,
1020
01:06:35,291 --> 01:06:37,059
Gracie's still mad at me,
1021
01:06:37,093 --> 01:06:38,728
and I'm going to be
stuck here forever.
1022
01:06:38,761 --> 01:06:40,763
And I hate country music!
1023
01:06:41,731 --> 01:06:43,099
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1024
01:06:44,233 --> 01:06:46,102
You gotta get your head
in the game, Bloom.
1025
01:06:46,602 --> 01:06:47,570
What?
1026
01:06:47,603 --> 01:06:50,306
You gotta drill, you gotta zone,
you gotta work.
1027
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:52,341
That's what it's about.
1028
01:06:52,375 --> 01:06:53,709
And I'm gonna coach you.
1029
01:06:53,743 --> 01:06:55,644
[scoffs] You?
1030
01:06:56,212 --> 01:06:56,712
Me.
1031
01:06:59,115 --> 01:07:01,317
Okay. Game on.
1032
01:07:02,351 --> 01:07:03,652
That's my line.
1033
01:07:05,755 --> 01:07:08,290
[You I Need's "Let
it Go" playing]
1034
01:07:10,526 --> 01:07:11,794
Again!
1035
01:07:18,334 --> 01:07:19,502
Again!
1036
01:08:41,350 --> 01:08:42,218
Again!
1037
01:08:42,852 --> 01:08:44,220
No "again."
1038
01:08:46,856 --> 01:08:48,757
Bloom KO'd.
1039
01:08:59,935 --> 01:09:01,270
Herbie?
1040
01:09:02,805 --> 01:09:04,306
Have you ever been...
1041
01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:06,342
dealt with?
1042
01:09:08,577 --> 01:09:09,778
Me?
1043
01:09:11,580 --> 01:09:13,916
I'm the original un-dealted.
1044
01:09:15,284 --> 01:09:17,887
Your classic no shorts,
no shirt, no service.
1045
01:09:42,811 --> 01:09:43,679
Courterfield!
1046
01:09:43,712 --> 01:09:45,915
[into phone] Ah...
I'll get back to you
1047
01:09:45,948 --> 01:09:47,750
with those very
important numbers,
1048
01:09:47,783 --> 01:09:49,952
and you'll definitely be hearing
from me, again and again.
1049
01:09:49,985 --> 01:09:52,621
Courterfield, what is this?
You sandbagging me?
1050
01:09:52,655 --> 01:09:53,689
No, I--
1051
01:09:56,292 --> 01:09:58,594
Uh...what was that?
1052
01:09:58,627 --> 01:10:01,363
I think you ought to pull this
act together of yours elsewhere.
1053
01:10:01,397 --> 01:10:03,465
N-n-n-no, Robbie,
you don't understand,
1054
01:10:03,499 --> 01:10:06,368
I mean, it was just
a long night, that's all.
1055
01:10:07,770 --> 01:10:09,505
Courterfield. I think
I'm a nice guy, you know?
1056
01:10:10,005 --> 01:10:11,707
Am I a nice guy?
1057
01:10:11,740 --> 01:10:13,375
I think I'm a nice guy.
1058
01:10:13,409 --> 01:10:14,810
You know, yeah,
I'm a nice guy.
1059
01:10:14,843 --> 01:10:16,779
Yeah, I think I'm a nice guy.
1060
01:10:16,812 --> 01:10:17,780
I like you, too.
1061
01:10:17,813 --> 01:10:20,583
So you see, I'm trying to be
a nice guy here.
1062
01:10:20,616 --> 01:10:22,718
I'm good at it, you know?
1063
01:10:22,751 --> 01:10:25,788
It helps get me laid--
don't tell Sheila, all right?
1064
01:10:25,821 --> 01:10:29,625
- -but I like being nice, right?
1065
01:10:29,658 --> 01:10:32,928
I gave you the solid hard one
at the plant, okay?
1066
01:10:32,962 --> 01:10:34,697
I rubbed a little niceness
on your chest,
1067
01:10:34,730 --> 01:10:36,899
I dabbed a little niceness
behind your ears,
1068
01:10:36,932 --> 01:10:38,634
I slapped ya silly.
1069
01:10:38,667 --> 01:10:40,736
I like being nice, you know?
That's just in me.
1070
01:10:40,769 --> 01:10:43,405
So my question to you is,
1071
01:10:43,439 --> 01:10:46,775
Mayyyy...whatever, uh,
1072
01:10:46,809 --> 01:10:49,812
Mr. Courterpounder, uh,
1073
01:10:49,845 --> 01:10:51,413
I like to hit the sauce
a little bit.
1074
01:10:51,447 --> 01:10:53,382
[mockingly] Is this coffee,
I don't know?
1075
01:10:53,415 --> 01:10:55,985
It doesn't smell like coffee,
is it? Ooh, no, it's not coffee.
1076
01:10:56,018 --> 01:10:57,920
My question to you is...
1077
01:10:58,554 --> 01:10:59,488
you know...
1078
01:11:00,756 --> 01:11:03,392
am I, am I just too nice?
1079
01:11:06,962 --> 01:11:08,364
[exhales]
1080
01:11:11,900 --> 01:11:13,836
Jacob Schuster there?
1081
01:11:14,770 --> 01:11:16,805
[Harmony crying]
Yep, I'll hold.
1082
01:11:18,641 --> 01:11:21,777
A little louder honey, they
can't hear you in Modesto...
1083
01:11:23,379 --> 01:11:24,380
Mr. Schuster?
1084
01:11:25,047 --> 01:11:27,683
This is Lala Swoon, Harmony's--
1085
01:11:27,716 --> 01:11:29,385
Uh-hmm.
1086
01:11:30,786 --> 01:11:33,355
I don't want to take you away
from your work over there,
1087
01:11:33,389 --> 01:11:35,691
but I thought you might find it
pertinent to understand
1088
01:11:35,724 --> 01:11:38,794
what your son has been doing
to my daughter.
1089
01:11:49,405 --> 01:11:50,873
What are you doing home?
1090
01:11:51,807 --> 01:11:53,475
I got a call from the Swoons.
1091
01:11:53,942 --> 01:11:55,477
Your job?
1092
01:11:56,612 --> 01:11:58,480
Mrs. Swoon.
1093
01:12:15,097 --> 01:12:16,498
[doorbell rings]
1094
01:12:26,909 --> 01:12:27,776
Yeah?
1095
01:12:28,444 --> 01:12:28,944
Hello...
1096
01:12:29,845 --> 01:12:30,879
Is your mom around?
1097
01:12:30,913 --> 01:12:31,814
Dad!
1098
01:12:32,581 --> 01:12:33,816
Stay inside.
1099
01:12:33,849 --> 01:12:35,884
- What the hell are
you doing here? - Hi!
1100
01:12:35,918 --> 01:12:37,820
Hey! Get off her, you--
1101
01:12:41,190 --> 01:12:43,425
- Doug, stop it!
- Who is this?
1102
01:12:49,698 --> 01:12:51,834
That's 'my' wife, okay?
1103
01:12:53,469 --> 01:12:54,937
Get off my property!
1104
01:12:54,970 --> 01:12:57,005
I'll take care of you, come on,
come on inside.
1105
01:12:57,940 --> 01:12:59,475
[to Mayn] I'm so sorry.
1106
01:13:01,176 --> 01:13:02,945
[breathing heavily]
1107
01:13:02,978 --> 01:13:04,646
I didn't know...
1108
01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:06,749
she didn't tell me...
1109
01:13:28,270 --> 01:13:29,905
[Bloom] Morning.
1110
01:13:33,876 --> 01:13:35,911
Are you still dancing?
1111
01:13:47,656 --> 01:13:51,727
Your mother was the best dancer.
1112
01:13:53,896 --> 01:13:55,731
Better than Mayn.
1113
01:13:56,532 --> 01:13:58,000
Everybody said so.
1114
01:13:59,802 --> 01:14:01,170
But she gave it up.
1115
01:14:02,838 --> 01:14:04,206
To have you.
1116
01:14:11,847 --> 01:14:13,081
Is Mayn up?
1117
01:14:14,917 --> 01:14:15,818
I...
1118
01:14:25,093 --> 01:14:27,830
Mayn, are you gonna get up?
1119
01:14:29,832 --> 01:14:31,834
Are you at least coming tonight?
1120
01:14:33,068 --> 01:14:35,537
Mayn! Oh my God,
what happened to you?
1121
01:14:35,571 --> 01:14:37,673
No, don't. Don't!
1122
01:14:37,706 --> 01:14:39,675
Do you need me
to call your work?
1123
01:14:42,945 --> 01:14:44,880
You got fired, didn't you?
1124
01:14:45,881 --> 01:14:47,216
Oh my God,
how could you do this?
1125
01:14:47,249 --> 01:14:48,750
Bloom?
1126
01:14:48,784 --> 01:14:51,186
No! I'm about to do
something tonight. Something
that's important to me,
1127
01:14:51,220 --> 01:14:53,856
and you're gonna miss
it like you've been
missing everything else.
1128
01:14:54,857 --> 01:14:56,558
I can't believe this!
I take more care of you,
1129
01:14:56,592 --> 01:14:58,861
with your stuff everywhere,
and your drinking all the time,
1130
01:14:58,894 --> 01:15:01,630
- than you do for yourself!
- Hey, hey, don't you
talk like that to me!
1131
01:15:01,663 --> 01:15:02,764
I left New York for you.
1132
01:15:02,798 --> 01:15:05,767
- You had no place left to go!
- Hey just calm down!
1133
01:15:05,801 --> 01:15:07,569
Just throw me in a well
and call me Jessica!
1134
01:15:07,603 --> 01:15:10,138
Stupid kid, you stupid kid,
you've got everything,
1135
01:15:10,172 --> 01:15:13,275
everything is there for
you. There's nothing
left for me that I want!
1136
01:15:17,746 --> 01:15:19,014
That's right.
1137
01:15:20,215 --> 01:15:21,850
You're left with me.
1138
01:15:23,051 --> 01:15:25,153
And I don't want you, either.
1139
01:15:30,859 --> 01:15:33,028
I'll be outta here soon enough.
1140
01:15:38,867 --> 01:15:41,904
So, I'm telling you, my dad's
got this 'Stang convertible.
1141
01:15:41,937 --> 01:15:43,772
I could probably score
that baby to take us.
1142
01:15:44,940 --> 01:15:45,908
But wouldn't your
dad be driving?
1143
01:15:45,941 --> 01:15:47,242
Just think on it.
1144
01:15:47,276 --> 01:15:48,944
Think hard.
1145
01:15:53,815 --> 01:15:54,650
[Jake] Hey.
1146
01:15:54,683 --> 01:15:56,351
- [Girls responding] Eww!
- Get off!
1147
01:15:56,385 --> 01:15:57,886
Eww, gross!
1148
01:15:57,920 --> 01:15:59,254
M-O-L-E-S-T-R...
1149
01:15:59,288 --> 01:16:01,156
[in unison] Don't touch me
inside my star.
1150
01:16:01,189 --> 01:16:03,091
See ya creeper,
you're dismissed,
1151
01:16:03,125 --> 01:16:05,060
take me off your mailing list.
1152
01:16:07,329 --> 01:16:08,664
[Jake] Huh.
1153
01:16:09,231 --> 01:16:10,198
Jake.
1154
01:16:10,966 --> 01:16:12,167
Jake!
1155
01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:13,769
Have you seen Herbie
anywhere today?
1156
01:16:13,802 --> 01:16:15,971
Nah, he's not here.
And I just got rape cheered.
1157
01:16:16,939 --> 01:16:17,973
They rape cheered me!
1158
01:16:18,006 --> 01:16:19,741
But where is he?
1159
01:16:22,811 --> 01:16:23,812
Gracie?
1160
01:16:27,883 --> 01:16:29,384
[band playing]
1161
01:16:37,693 --> 01:16:39,294
[crowd cheering]
1162
01:16:40,696 --> 01:16:42,731
Another great score
for R. Murray High!
1163
01:16:43,265 --> 01:16:45,200
Yeah, boy!
1164
01:16:45,233 --> 01:16:47,736
Now don't get verklempt, people,
1165
01:16:47,769 --> 01:16:49,838
but it's almost halftime,
1166
01:16:49,871 --> 01:16:51,807
and the crowning of our queen!
1167
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:53,809
Calm down, it's a redic cheer.
1168
01:16:53,842 --> 01:16:55,844
You know what this
means, Herbie?
1169
01:16:57,145 --> 01:16:58,246
I don't think they're gonna
wanna date me now.
1170
01:16:59,247 --> 01:17:00,816
Jake, they never wanted
to date you.
1171
01:17:00,849 --> 01:17:02,784
Stop kidding, this is serious.
1172
01:17:04,486 --> 01:17:06,722
It's like they've all turned
on me, man.
1173
01:17:07,489 --> 01:17:09,658
All those good women.
1174
01:17:15,964 --> 01:17:17,366
Are we ready?
1175
01:17:17,399 --> 01:17:18,900
This is going to be
the best Homecoming ever.
1176
01:17:18,934 --> 01:17:21,269
You're so right!
[laughing]
1177
01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:32,948
You're okay.
1178
01:17:33,749 --> 01:17:34,850
You're fine.
1179
01:17:34,883 --> 01:17:36,118
You're okay.
1180
01:17:45,227 --> 01:17:47,396
- Herbie, you're here!
- Yeah, we are--
1181
01:17:48,997 --> 01:17:50,265
Still friends?
1182
01:17:50,298 --> 01:17:51,900
Sure, Harmony.
1183
01:17:53,135 --> 01:17:55,437
Hey, so Kenny has the slop
covered, but who's doing it?
1184
01:17:56,171 --> 01:17:57,406
The what?
1185
01:17:58,774 --> 01:18:00,776
I'm really glad you pumped
that girl up so much.
1186
01:18:01,877 --> 01:18:03,979
This actually makes this
all the more fun.
1187
01:18:25,100 --> 01:18:26,368
Oh good, Bloom--
1188
01:18:26,902 --> 01:18:27,769
Hey!
1189
01:18:29,137 --> 01:18:30,772
I've been texting you
and you weren't at school...
1190
01:18:30,806 --> 01:18:32,374
I just saw Harmony outside--
1191
01:18:32,407 --> 01:18:35,277
I bet she looks great.
It doesn't matter.
1192
01:18:35,310 --> 01:18:37,379
I'm doing this no matter what.
1193
01:18:39,214 --> 01:18:41,817
It feels good...you know?
1194
01:18:41,850 --> 01:18:43,185
But Bloom...
1195
01:18:47,222 --> 01:18:49,224
I just wanted to see you
in your costume.
1196
01:18:50,525 --> 01:18:52,394
You're gonna see me
on the float, silly.
1197
01:18:54,496 --> 01:18:55,864
What is it?
1198
01:18:58,266 --> 01:18:59,868
[Tarble over P.A.]
Homecoming court!
1199
01:18:59,901 --> 01:19:01,803
I need you on the float, now!
1200
01:19:01,837 --> 01:19:03,972
- [Bloom] I look all right?
- [P.A.] Now!
1201
01:19:04,005 --> 01:19:05,807
You look really good.
1202
01:19:15,283 --> 01:19:16,384
Herbie?
1203
01:19:17,986 --> 01:19:18,954
Herbie?
1204
01:19:20,856 --> 01:19:22,557
Herbie, what're you doing?
1205
01:19:25,861 --> 01:19:27,529
[banging on door]
1206
01:19:32,033 --> 01:19:34,603
Oh hey, is Bloom in
there? There's something
I needed to tell her.
1207
01:19:34,636 --> 01:19:36,972
She's already on the float.
C'mon.
1208
01:19:44,980 --> 01:19:47,482
Annnnnd, it's that time, folks.
1209
01:19:47,516 --> 01:19:48,984
Halftime!
1210
01:19:49,017 --> 01:19:50,986
And you know what that means...
1211
01:19:51,019 --> 01:19:53,388
it's all about the queen!
1212
01:19:53,421 --> 01:19:54,856
Who is she?
1213
01:19:54,890 --> 01:19:56,391
Where is she?
1214
01:19:57,125 --> 01:19:58,994
What happens now?
1215
01:20:02,197 --> 01:20:03,798
Where is she?
1216
01:20:07,669 --> 01:20:08,904
Wait...
1217
01:20:09,304 --> 01:20:11,072
Where's Herbie?
1218
01:20:14,009 --> 01:20:14,609
What?
1219
01:20:22,951 --> 01:20:24,286
[whistle blows]
1220
01:20:25,220 --> 01:20:27,455
Harmony Swoon, up please!
1221
01:20:29,591 --> 01:20:30,959
Harmony?
1222
01:20:33,028 --> 01:20:34,930
Haarrrmony!
1223
01:20:36,631 --> 01:20:38,900
I thought you were walking in
with the floats?
1224
01:20:42,504 --> 01:20:43,905
Hello?!
1225
01:20:43,939 --> 01:20:45,473
Can anyone hear me?
I'm locked in!
1226
01:20:49,611 --> 01:20:50,946
Miss Tarble?!
1227
01:20:52,047 --> 01:20:53,348
Janitor?!
1228
01:21:09,731 --> 01:21:11,066
[door unlocks]
1229
01:21:17,305 --> 01:21:19,040
[band playing]
1230
01:21:28,383 --> 01:21:30,619
Hey, where'd you go?
1231
01:21:31,253 --> 01:21:32,687
Here they come,
1232
01:21:32,721 --> 01:21:35,724
the Homecoming Court, everyone.
1233
01:21:35,757 --> 01:21:37,959
I'd say they have the look
1234
01:21:37,993 --> 01:21:40,362
of stars in their eyes tonight.
1235
01:21:41,263 --> 01:21:43,999
Or one look, or another, right?
1236
01:21:44,566 --> 01:21:46,134
Ahh, high school.
1237
01:21:46,167 --> 01:21:48,503
Didn't you just love the '80's?
1238
01:21:49,404 --> 01:21:51,339
And there's our Honor Girls...
1239
01:21:51,373 --> 01:21:52,474
No!
1240
01:21:52,507 --> 01:21:53,742
[P.A.] ...who knows,
1241
01:21:53,775 --> 01:21:56,244
future Homecoming queens, maybe?
1242
01:22:02,217 --> 01:22:04,419
As is tradition,
our Honor Girl nominees
1243
01:22:04,452 --> 01:22:06,421
will start us off
with their performance.
1244
01:22:06,688 --> 01:22:07,689
Bloom!
1245
01:22:08,490 --> 01:22:09,691
Bloom, stop!
1246
01:22:09,724 --> 01:22:11,626
[P.A.] It's like
Broadway, people.
1247
01:22:15,697 --> 01:22:19,167
We have...Bloom Counterfeller,
1248
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:21,169
and Harmony Swoon!
1249
01:22:23,738 --> 01:22:25,974
["DJ Girl" plays]
1250
01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:34,316
[crowd cheers]
1251
01:24:13,782 --> 01:24:16,117
[crowd cheering]
Yeah Bloom!
1252
01:24:21,790 --> 01:24:22,824
Oops!
1253
01:24:24,526 --> 01:24:26,394
[crowd gasps]
1254
01:24:29,264 --> 01:24:30,498
Upsi-daisy!
1255
01:24:30,532 --> 01:24:32,700
C'mon. You're not going to miss
your big moment.
1256
01:24:32,734 --> 01:24:34,702
Here, lemme wipe that.
1257
01:24:50,785 --> 01:24:52,253
Now get out there,
1258
01:24:52,287 --> 01:24:54,422
they're waiting for you,
you big piece of crap!
1259
01:25:04,732 --> 01:25:07,702
[crowd laughing and cheering]
1260
01:25:24,252 --> 01:25:26,488
[over P.A.] What a performance!
1261
01:25:26,521 --> 01:25:29,357
Can't say we don't have
a flair for the dramatic.
1262
01:25:30,525 --> 01:25:32,894
Now, uh...I believe
1263
01:25:32,927 --> 01:25:35,563
that was all part of the show.
1264
01:25:35,597 --> 01:25:37,565
Don't freak, people.
1265
01:25:37,599 --> 01:25:39,801
Where's the friggin'
contingency binder?
1266
01:25:40,902 --> 01:25:42,871
Honor Girl!
1267
01:25:43,505 --> 01:25:44,939
Wha-ha-ha-hoo!
1268
01:25:45,740 --> 01:25:47,375
[crowd cheers]
1269
01:26:16,771 --> 01:26:18,339
[over P.A.] I guess that makes
our Honor Girl
1270
01:26:18,373 --> 01:26:21,342
Miss Harmony Swoon!
[crowd cheers]
1271
01:26:21,876 --> 01:26:23,778
Actually, it doesn't.
1272
01:26:23,811 --> 01:26:25,914
The votes are in.
Honor Girl 2015
1273
01:26:26,848 --> 01:26:28,716
is Bloom Courterfield.
1274
01:26:30,652 --> 01:26:32,420
Although I don't know why
she would ever want to
represent this school.
1275
01:26:33,755 --> 01:26:36,891
I'm the one still standing,
honey. I win. I win!
1276
01:26:38,026 --> 01:26:39,961
I'm sorry. You don't win
just for showing up.
1277
01:26:41,296 --> 01:26:42,664
There are winners,
and there are losers.
1278
01:26:42,697 --> 01:26:45,400
And you, Miss Swoon,
are a loser!
1279
01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:47,402
[gasping]
1280
01:26:47,936 --> 01:26:50,371
Ain't I tarrrrible?
1281
01:26:53,942 --> 01:26:56,811
[over P.A.] Uh...thank you,
Miss Tarble.
1282
01:26:57,946 --> 01:26:59,747
What a gal!
1283
01:27:00,448 --> 01:27:01,449
She has tenure...
1284
01:27:02,550 --> 01:27:04,586
And now, the moment
you've all been waiting for...
1285
01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:07,755
drum roll, please.
1286
01:27:07,789 --> 01:27:09,824
It's time to find out
1287
01:27:09,857 --> 01:27:12,961
who your 2015 R. Murray High
1288
01:27:12,994 --> 01:27:15,496
Homecoming Queen is...
1289
01:27:15,530 --> 01:27:16,898
Wait, Bloom!
1290
01:27:18,066 --> 01:27:20,602
I just had to say,
I accept your apology,
1291
01:27:21,469 --> 01:27:22,670
and I didn't vote for you.
1292
01:27:22,937 --> 01:27:24,572
Okay.
1293
01:27:24,606 --> 01:27:26,374
Okay, I did vote for you,
but only so you'd stop acting
1294
01:27:26,407 --> 01:27:28,009
like such an opossum.
1295
01:27:28,876 --> 01:27:29,611
Bye.
1296
01:27:29,644 --> 01:27:30,745
Okay, bye.
1297
01:27:34,349 --> 01:27:36,517
[national anthem plays]
1298
01:27:54,902 --> 01:27:56,437
Bloom.
1299
01:27:57,505 --> 01:27:58,906
It's G.G.
1300
01:28:24,932 --> 01:28:26,034
Gracie!
1301
01:28:26,067 --> 01:28:27,835
Ugh, swipe left!
1302
01:28:27,869 --> 01:28:29,771
Hey, you gotta help me.
1303
01:28:39,881 --> 01:28:41,749
I'm not gonna go.
1304
01:28:43,084 --> 01:28:45,086
I wanna stay here with you.
1305
01:28:49,524 --> 01:28:53,828
You know, you're gonna
have your whole life to do this.
1306
01:28:55,697 --> 01:28:57,565
These people aren't
going anywhere.
1307
01:28:58,833 --> 01:29:00,635
I'm not going anywhere.
1308
01:29:02,603 --> 01:29:03,971
But you are.
1309
01:29:07,809 --> 01:29:09,110
It goes so fast.
1310
01:29:11,779 --> 01:29:13,881
I think you should try for it.
1311
01:29:15,750 --> 01:29:17,051
You do?
1312
01:29:37,672 --> 01:29:38,873
Hey Courterfield,
1313
01:29:38,906 --> 01:29:41,943
hear the dance team's in need of
a new captain. You interested?
1314
01:29:42,744 --> 01:29:43,911
[together] No.
1315
01:29:45,613 --> 01:29:48,182
I like a man who can take
a beating. [honks horn]
1316
01:29:48,950 --> 01:29:50,618
[starts engine]
1317
01:29:55,723 --> 01:29:57,859
Maybe I'll go with you...
1318
01:30:08,903 --> 01:30:10,738
Okay, fine.
1319
01:30:10,772 --> 01:30:13,441
But there's gonna have
to be some rules.
1320
01:30:13,908 --> 01:30:14,776
Rules?
1321
01:30:15,576 --> 01:30:16,778
Number one:
1322
01:30:16,811 --> 01:30:19,147
no dating my current,
or former, teachers.
1323
01:30:19,180 --> 01:30:20,715
It's just weird.
1324
01:30:21,149 --> 01:30:22,750
And two:
1325
01:30:22,784 --> 01:30:25,153
there's gonna be boys, so,
you're just gonna have to deal.
1326
01:30:26,754 --> 01:30:28,990
And physical therapy, physical
therapy, physical therapy!
1327
01:30:30,658 --> 01:30:32,894
And you're gonna be sober,
and get your act together.
1328
01:30:32,927 --> 01:30:35,062
I can't have you dragging
our good rep through the mud.
1329
01:30:35,830 --> 01:30:37,698
You already did that.
1330
01:30:58,753 --> 01:31:00,988
[Taylor Ames' "Foxes" playing]
1331
01:31:11,232 --> 01:31:13,000
You here to lock me up?
1332
01:31:13,734 --> 01:31:14,969
Depends.
1333
01:31:16,137 --> 01:31:17,071
Am I gonna have
to save you again?
1334
01:31:22,877 --> 01:31:25,246
Only from you.
[Mayn clears throat]
1335
01:31:26,247 --> 01:31:27,882
Shh.
1336
01:31:57,245 --> 01:31:58,846
You want this?
1337
01:31:59,647 --> 01:32:00,114
No.
1338
01:32:00,147 --> 01:32:01,582
Go out with me.
1339
01:32:01,616 --> 01:32:02,316
- No!
- Do it!
1340
01:32:02,350 --> 01:32:03,217
No!
1341
01:32:03,251 --> 01:32:04,819
I'll pay you!
1342
01:32:04,852 --> 01:32:05,753
How much?
1343
01:32:05,786 --> 01:32:07,722
One thousand dollars.
1344
01:32:10,725 --> 01:32:11,759
No.
1345
01:32:14,729 --> 01:32:17,565
[James Bell X's "Saving
the Best for Last" playing]
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