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Good find.
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I'm not sure what I'm
supposed to do with a pen,
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but, uh, good effort.
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You want to trade?
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Hey, give me that.
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- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You want to see what
I can do with this?
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Here you go, buddy. Take it.
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Hey, stay close.
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Huh.
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Okay.
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Shit.
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Fuck.
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Holy shit.
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You okay?
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Deep breath.
Tighten. Pinch.
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Say it.
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Deep breath.
Tighten. Pinch.
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Good. Now I move my right
arm as hard as I can
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toward the opposite
shoulder, like this,
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and then my arm goes
up and over my head.
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So it goes up and over my head.
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So...
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Up and over my head.
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You're stuck, aren't you?
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You know what? Actually...
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I haven't worked
these straps before.
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- Your face is really red.
- Yeah, it's a performance.
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Stage craft. You make them
believe it's impossible.
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Yo, back off. He bites.
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Shit.
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- Fuck.
- Are you okay?
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: Yeah, I'm
good. I'm good. It's a...
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- It's a part of it, you know.
- Yeah.
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Yorick, you in there?
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- Should I get that?
- No, no, no, no, no.
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- Just shut the fuck up.
I have Beth's check.
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I need yours in an hour,
or I'm calling your mom.
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Who was that?
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: It's nothing.
Don't worry about it.
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Huh?
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Up and over, right?
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Huh? See?
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It's okay. You can clap.
He can't hear anymore.
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Oh, these straps...
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My dad says this has
to be my last lesson.
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Wait. What? Why?
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He said we're not getting
our money's worth.
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I taught you how to get
out of NYPD cuffs, dude.
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He wanted me to
learn card tricks.
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I'll teach you card
tricks then.
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If you want to be like every
other asshole on the planet.
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- He found a camp.
- Dude.
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I'm going to it this summer.
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You can go to magic camp?
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I'm sorry, man.
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Oh, my God. Your dad's a dick.
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Well, I am sorry, but it's true,
okay. You're old enough to...
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Um... all right, well,
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we still got 20 minutes, so...
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Your turn. Come on.
Let's make it count.
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You could have been one
of the greats, Fred.
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Now, we'll never know.
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Yeah, I just left him.
He was with his aide.
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Cut the
ordinal adverbs.
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"Firstly, secondly."
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Makes me seem like
a schoolteacher.
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You have the committee at noon.
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I'll have the briefing
books in your office.
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"The president was asked
about Representative Brown's
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"legislative agenda which
links Internet hate speech
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to a rise in domestic
terrorism..."
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- Let me guess.
- He's whining
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about the First Amendment
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- and calling for...
- Unity. Yes.
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Let's all join hands with
the psychotics of America.
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He just doesn't like that
it's coming from you.
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You want to add a paragraph
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to the end of the speech?
Hit him where it hurts?
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Is there press in the rotunda?
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Yeah, Andrew and Nick
fishing for comments.
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Grab them for me. I'll
give them two minutes.
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We're about to have a
lot of incoming calls.
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I'll have the dress
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for the First Lady's party
waiting in your office.
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And Yorick's landlord called.
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I'm gonna kill him.
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There's a nail place across
the street. Ask for Ashley.
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Tell her you work for me.
She'll touch those up.
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Oh, that's okay, I'll-I'll
just go after work. I...
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Give him hell.
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Be back in an hour.
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My nails are chipped. I
didn't realize she's...
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You represent her,
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and they've been picking
her apart for 20 years. Go.
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And thank you for having me.
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Okay, so, right
there on the subway,
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I whispered in his ear that I'd
suck his dick till tomorrow.
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He looked at me like
I was a serial killer.
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When does this get more fun?
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- Are you fucking serious?
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I used to have so much
fun when I was fucked-up,
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you know, before it got scary.
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- Who's calling you?
- : I don't know.
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Do you need to get that?
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Sorry. Go ahead.
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- Anyway, I, um...
It's my brother.
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- I thought about you guys.
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You know, I thought
about this room.
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After I'd stopped
thinking about dick.
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- : Dude.
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No. I, um...
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Sometimes, I-I still
want to feel like...
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Anything is possible,
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- but, uh...
Yeah, what do you want?
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- I think this is better.
Couldn't it wait?
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- What is wrong with you?
- How's this?
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Fun? You making friends?
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Fucking sucks.
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Two more, and I am free.
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Ah, you should stop smoking.
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- But why?
- Hmm.
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I need some money.
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Get the fuck out of here.
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- No, it's just-just...
- No. Seriously, fuck off.
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Just, like, a hundred bucks
or something. Can you...?
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- You think I have money?
- Just need to get
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some shit for tonight. Can you
please let me borrow some cash?
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What shit? What's tonight?
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Cheese and wine and crackers,
like, but nice ones. I'm, uh...
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I'm doing it. Tonight.
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- No.
- Yeah.
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I'm telling you no.
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- I thought you liked Beth.
- Well, I love Beth.
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- Yeah.
- Beth's great.
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Yeah, I know. I bought a ring.
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You're broke. You just
asked me for money.
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No, no, no, Joel
found it in Morocco.
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It's Bedouin. It's
turn of the century...
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Joel from the magic shop?
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll show you a picture.
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I don't want to see it.
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No, no, no, it's cool.
It's... Where is it?
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Mom and Dad still
pay your rent, right?
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Uh, no.
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Yeah, sometimes if
I'm, like, low on cash.
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You don't know what you
want to do with your life.
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- I'm an escape artist.
- Jesus, Yorick.
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Beth loves you, for some
reason, but this ends badly,
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- I promise you.
- Oh, no, no, no, I'm not looking for your blessing.
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You can't afford cheese, but you
want to marry your girlfriend.
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Yeah.
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You're keeping a monkey
prisoner in a studio.
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He's a service animal.
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You need to get
your shit together.
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Okay, you're gonna talk to me
about getting my shit together.
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- Okay.
- Uh-huh. Yeah, is that what that meeting is in there?
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- Okay!
- Oh, what, it's, the, uh,
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association of
responsible adults?
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Yup, that's what it is.
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Uh-huh. Yeah, you got
a DUI in Manhattan.
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Do you know how
hard that is to do?
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Actually, you know
what, in some ways,
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- that's an accomplishment, so...
- All right. Fine.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Don't listen to me. Embarrass yourself.
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Okay. Yeah, you know
what, Beth loves me
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and we're happy and it's a
functioning relationship.
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And maybe if you didn't hate
yourself so fucking much...
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: Ah, whatever.
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Hey, yo.
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They're not gonna
sign your sheet
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if you miss the whole meeting,
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and I'm not coming
to another one
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of these things, so...
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Hey, Yorick.
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Sup, Sam?
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Don't say I didn't warn you.
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Thank you.
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Uh, sorry. I forgot the...
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Okay.
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Don't get too attached.
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It's a wild animal.
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I named him Jerry.
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How do you know it's a boy?
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Hmm. Works either way.
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- You know, they can give you leprosy.
- Yeah, well,
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can't be any worse than
what you're carrying.
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Oh!
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No, I can build a trap. We
can drive him out somewhere.
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It's a fucking armadillo, Jade.
It's not an endangered species.
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Yeah, but he's Jerry.
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- You want?
- Yeah.
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- Okay, they're pulling up. You almost done?
- Yeah.
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Can you
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grab me that battery?
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Which one?
- The one right there.
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Yeah, can you put that
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in there?
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Ah! Kaboom!
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- Okay.
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Can you wait in the other room?
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They don't want to
meet the artiste?
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I don't think these
guys want a Black chick
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building their explosive device.
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- Maybe
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you shouldn't have told them
you could make something
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you can't make.
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- Okay, but... I owe you.
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- Mm-hmm.
- You're my sensei.
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- But you just have to fuck off into the other room.
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- Okay. Okay.
- These guys are serious.
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Now.
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Good work.
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I thought
I had more time.
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Suitcase is on
your coffee table.
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Flight's at midnight.
219
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Maybe some place with hills?
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Oklahoma's pretty depressing.
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D.C.
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We need someone
embedded with POTUS.
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There's a credible threat.
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Consider it a... promotion
225
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for a job well done.
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No, I don't want Paw Patrol.
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- It's a Ninja Turtles party.
228
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Well, you should've
called me last week.
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- The party's on Saturday. I can't ju...
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Hold on a second. Sorry.
I-I-I'll have to call you back.
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What's up?
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Send me the link.
I'll call you back.
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Look at that. Four in a row.
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You got that, right?
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James, can I talk
to you for a second?
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Hey, Nora,
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- you ever shoot a handgun?
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Sorry, Mr. President.
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No, I haven't.
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But you are a gun owner, right?
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Don't make me look bad
in front of the press.
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- Two Remington 870s
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in a gun safe in my garage!
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Shot our own turkey for
Thanksgiving last year.
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You, uh,
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- shot a turkey?
- Absolutely not.
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So you just pulled "Remington
870" out of your ass?
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- I'm good at my job.
- Mm-hmm.
249
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Jennifer Brown called
POTUS a misogynist.
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On CNN.
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When?
- Just now. She'll ask him.
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He doesn't like
to be blindsided.
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All right, folks! We need
to get the president back.
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Mr. President, one more question.
- Uh, we'll catch you next time.
255
00:17:25,592 --> 00:17:27,539
First Lady will kill me if
he's late for her party.
256
00:17:27,563 --> 00:17:29,667
Uh, thank you, Shonda.
It's a pleasure,
257
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,002
- as always.
- Indeed, sir.
258
00:17:32,038 --> 00:17:33,073
Do I want to know?
259
00:17:33,106 --> 00:17:35,010
We'll brief you in the car.
260
00:17:35,044 --> 00:17:37,515
Take a shot first.
261
00:17:37,549 --> 00:17:39,385
Come on. Humor me.
262
00:17:39,419 --> 00:17:41,056
I bet you've never
even held a gun.
263
00:17:41,089 --> 00:17:43,060
Uh... Once.
264
00:17:43,093 --> 00:17:45,665
In college. A boyfriend
took me to a range.
265
00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:48,003
- You'll like it.
266
00:17:48,036 --> 00:17:49,807
Don't I need to sign the waiver?
267
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:50,809
Nora.
268
00:17:50,842 --> 00:17:52,546
Take the damn shot.
269
00:17:58,523 --> 00:18:00,629
Just... Safety first.
270
00:18:05,772 --> 00:18:07,676
Just don't point it at me,
271
00:18:07,709 --> 00:18:09,880
or Jordan'll turn you
into Swiss cheese.
272
00:18:14,055 --> 00:18:15,926
Uh, keep your eyes open.
273
00:18:15,959 --> 00:18:17,796
: For the love of God.
274
00:18:30,889 --> 00:18:33,661
And Peter, my wild man,
275
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:37,201
he starts complaining
about having stomachaches.
276
00:18:37,234 --> 00:18:40,775
And then, one night, he
comes crawling into my bed,
277
00:18:40,809 --> 00:18:42,646
and it all comes out.
278
00:18:42,679 --> 00:18:45,585
Mrs. Andrews saw him
pull a girl's hair,
279
00:18:45,619 --> 00:18:48,056
and she shamed him publicly
280
00:18:48,090 --> 00:18:49,893
in front of the whole class.
281
00:18:49,927 --> 00:18:51,897
And I am livid when
I talk to her. Livid.
282
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,102
You know... mama bear.
283
00:18:54,135 --> 00:18:56,774
"We're teaching the children
about bodily autonomy,"
284
00:18:56,807 --> 00:18:57,776
she tells me.
285
00:18:57,809 --> 00:18:59,112
Of course, it doesn't matter
286
00:18:59,145 --> 00:19:02,853
that the girl pushed him first.
287
00:19:02,886 --> 00:19:03,988
Or that he's a child.
288
00:19:04,022 --> 00:19:06,727
We are raising our boys
289
00:19:06,761 --> 00:19:08,063
to fight their instincts,
290
00:19:08,096 --> 00:19:10,602
to be ashamed of them.
291
00:19:10,635 --> 00:19:14,777
We're teaching our boys to
be afraid to become men,
292
00:19:14,810 --> 00:19:18,116
to be a-afraid
to-to touch a woman.
293
00:19:19,085 --> 00:19:20,855
To kiss a woman.
294
00:19:20,889 --> 00:19:23,695
To be afraid to talk to a woman.
295
00:19:23,728 --> 00:19:26,634
Because we now live in a world
296
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,103
where one misunderstanding,
297
00:19:28,136 --> 00:19:30,074
just one,
298
00:19:30,107 --> 00:19:32,078
can unravel a whole life.
299
00:19:37,689 --> 00:19:39,258
Did you hear what
she called him?
300
00:19:39,292 --> 00:19:40,962
She called him a misogynist.
301
00:19:40,995 --> 00:19:42,298
Who cares?
302
00:19:42,331 --> 00:19:44,035
He's not a misogynist.
303
00:19:44,068 --> 00:19:47,308
He's a champion for
women's rights and...
304
00:19:47,341 --> 00:19:48,243
Boys, please don't
throw any of that.
305
00:19:48,276 --> 00:19:50,582
What are you doing?
Where's your jacket?
306
00:19:50,615 --> 00:19:51,893
Why is your... What's
going on with your tie?
307
00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:53,120
- Babe.
308
00:19:53,153 --> 00:19:54,857
What-What's going on?
309
00:19:54,890 --> 00:19:56,059
I thought they were
supposed to be ready.
310
00:19:56,092 --> 00:19:57,061
We're ready.
311
00:19:57,094 --> 00:19:58,898
Nobody has their shoes on, look.
312
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,167
Boys,
313
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,104
- shoes.
I don't want to wear shoes.
314
00:20:02,138 --> 00:20:03,338
Can you...?
315
00:20:04,910 --> 00:20:06,947
She's scared of any
primary challengers,
316
00:20:06,981 --> 00:20:08,618
- and she should be.
- Mm-hmm.
317
00:20:08,651 --> 00:20:10,631
Either way, she's gonna lose
the next election cycle.
318
00:20:10,655 --> 00:20:13,093
- Okay! Mommy's little monsters,
319
00:20:13,126 --> 00:20:15,565
let's all get our shoes
on. Let's get ready.
320
00:20:15,598 --> 00:20:16,877
Let's get jackets.
Let's not be late
321
00:20:16,901 --> 00:20:18,805
- for Nana's party, okay?
Mm-hmm.
322
00:20:18,838 --> 00:20:20,350
Hi, my little baby.
- Is it dead?
323
00:20:20,374 --> 00:20:21,944
Okay!
324
00:20:21,977 --> 00:20:23,346
Okay, boys! Come on.
325
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:24,783
Don't touch that.
326
00:20:26,186 --> 00:20:28,558
Let's put our shoes on,
huh? Let's get ready to go.
327
00:21:00,287 --> 00:21:02,692
You look beautiful.
328
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:08,336
You made it.
329
00:21:09,338 --> 00:21:11,844
You know how much I
love glad-handing.
330
00:21:11,877 --> 00:21:13,881
Well, this isn't glad-handing.
331
00:21:13,915 --> 00:21:15,685
: This is
ass-kissing.
332
00:21:15,718 --> 00:21:18,099
Well, at least you called him an
asshole on national television.
333
00:21:18,123 --> 00:21:20,294
That's sure to spice
up the evening.
334
00:21:20,327 --> 00:21:22,097
Congresswoman.
335
00:21:22,131 --> 00:21:23,331
He'd like to see you.
336
00:21:25,370 --> 00:21:28,076
- I'll get you a drink.
337
00:21:28,109 --> 00:21:29,646
Thank you.
338
00:21:39,933 --> 00:21:41,637
Piano
player's a nice touch.
339
00:21:41,670 --> 00:21:43,306
I'm sure Marla's over the moon.
340
00:21:43,340 --> 00:21:45,210
Nora saw you on TV.
341
00:21:45,244 --> 00:21:46,412
It's pretty harsh words
342
00:21:46,446 --> 00:21:48,216
for someone who came
to your wedding.
343
00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:50,955
- What was the exact quote, Nora?
- "It's no surprise
344
00:21:50,989 --> 00:21:53,026
"that President Campbell
wouldn't heed my call
345
00:21:53,059 --> 00:21:55,197
"to take Internet
hate speech seriously.
346
00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:56,767
"That would require alienating
347
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,838
"some of his most
vocal supporters.
348
00:21:58,871 --> 00:22:00,140
Like the KKK."
349
00:22:00,174 --> 00:22:02,378
The KKK, Jennifer. Really?
350
00:22:02,411 --> 00:22:04,282
Go on.
351
00:22:04,315 --> 00:22:07,188
- I was there. I know what I said.
- "He's an old-school politician
352
00:22:07,221 --> 00:22:09,058
- "from a bygone era."
- Really, Jen?
353
00:22:09,091 --> 00:22:10,829
You've been in Congress
for two decades...
354
00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:12,207
"Who expects me
to shut up and listen."
355
00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:14,368
"I think I'll listen
to the experts.
356
00:22:14,402 --> 00:22:17,943
The president has never been
a woman on the Internet."
357
00:22:17,976 --> 00:22:21,684
- You called me sexist.
- I was asked. I answered.
358
00:22:21,717 --> 00:22:23,286
You're off the clock.
359
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,023
James still wants to
talk about Oklahoma.
360
00:22:26,059 --> 00:22:28,263
What's going on in Oklahoma?
361
00:22:28,296 --> 00:22:30,100
A bomb went off.
362
00:22:30,133 --> 00:22:31,269
Domestic terrorists with ties
363
00:22:31,302 --> 00:22:32,873
to the American
Freedom Coalition.
364
00:22:32,906 --> 00:22:34,710
Casualties?
365
00:22:34,743 --> 00:22:37,181
Miraculously just the
assholes involved.
366
00:22:37,214 --> 00:22:39,118
Blew themselves up by accident.
367
00:22:40,955 --> 00:22:44,930
Well, want to place any bets
as to their Internet activity?
368
00:22:47,736 --> 00:22:49,081
Tell him I'll call
him from the car
369
00:22:49,105 --> 00:22:50,875
on the way back
to the Residence.
370
00:22:50,909 --> 00:22:52,913
Oh, and, um
371
00:22:52,946 --> 00:22:55,250
stall for me with Marla
for a minute, would you?
372
00:22:55,284 --> 00:22:57,288
Yes, Mr. President.
373
00:23:03,099 --> 00:23:05,304
But you never used to
wave the lady card.
374
00:23:05,337 --> 00:23:07,484
- We all respected the hell out of you for that.
- Hmm...
375
00:23:07,508 --> 00:23:09,111
"The lady card."
376
00:23:09,145 --> 00:23:12,251
I don't want to
fight in the press.
377
00:23:14,055 --> 00:23:17,094
You think you're the only
one who doesn't like Nazis?
378
00:23:17,127 --> 00:23:18,764
We can work together on this.
379
00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,744
You had the opportunity to
work with me, you passed.
380
00:23:20,768 --> 00:23:23,273
- Oh, come on, you would've hated that job.
- Oh?
381
00:23:23,306 --> 00:23:26,112
- Tell me more.
- I wanted you for it, you know that.
382
00:23:26,145 --> 00:23:27,949
There were a lot of
voices in the room.
383
00:23:27,983 --> 00:23:29,786
Don't bullshit me, Ted.
384
00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:30,922
You floated that
idea to the press
385
00:23:30,955 --> 00:23:32,258
so you could get a cookie
386
00:23:32,291 --> 00:23:33,537
for being such a moderate hero.
387
00:23:33,561 --> 00:23:35,163
You got all the political points
388
00:23:35,197 --> 00:23:37,134
without having to
actually do anything.
389
00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:39,472
- That's how you see me.
- You're a politician.
390
00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,209
And what are you?
391
00:23:41,242 --> 00:23:42,511
Believe it or not,
392
00:23:42,545 --> 00:23:44,348
considering a spot in
your administration
393
00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:46,854
didn't play as well for
me as it did for you.
394
00:23:48,356 --> 00:23:49,893
I like you, Jennifer.
395
00:23:49,927 --> 00:23:51,797
I want us to be friends again.
396
00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:53,333
We will be.
397
00:23:53,366 --> 00:23:55,772
In about two and a half years.
398
00:24:01,249 --> 00:24:02,795
I'm gonna need you
to work on Saturday.
399
00:24:02,819 --> 00:24:04,856
Joey's got his daughter's
first communion.
400
00:24:04,890 --> 00:24:06,994
I can't. Sorry.
401
00:24:07,027 --> 00:24:10,233
- Why not?
- I don't want to.
402
00:24:16,045 --> 00:24:17,882
I told her about us.
403
00:24:19,853 --> 00:24:22,358
Shut up. You did not.
404
00:24:31,877 --> 00:24:33,513
What did she say?
405
00:24:44,435 --> 00:24:46,205
Entitled little shits.
406
00:24:46,239 --> 00:24:48,143
Ryan... the kid I
was telling you about
407
00:24:48,176 --> 00:24:49,622
I gave Ryan a "C"
on his term paper,
408
00:24:49,646 --> 00:24:51,984
because it was
objectively terrible.
409
00:24:52,017 --> 00:24:54,522
I mean, he uses
semicolons all the time.
410
00:24:54,556 --> 00:24:57,394
Literally no discernible
reason to use a semicolon.
411
00:24:57,428 --> 00:24:59,131
It's like he's
decorating the page.
412
00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:00,511
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Thanks.
413
00:25:00,535 --> 00:25:03,406
And this motherfucker asks
to talk to me after class.
414
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,410
Well, semicolons are tricky.
415
00:25:05,444 --> 00:25:07,949
Whoa. What is this?
416
00:25:07,982 --> 00:25:10,520
- Grilled cheese.
- I can see that.
417
00:25:10,555 --> 00:25:13,561
Three different cheeses...
Cheddar, jack, and goat-,
418
00:25:13,594 --> 00:25:15,531
and there's, uh,
tomato in there, too.
419
00:25:15,565 --> 00:25:16,834
Mmm.
420
00:25:18,637 --> 00:25:21,476
Um, so, Ryan...
421
00:25:23,079 --> 00:25:24,659
Ryan tells me he's gonna
get the professor involved,
422
00:25:24,683 --> 00:25:27,454
because he claims that
I'm biased against him.
423
00:25:28,490 --> 00:25:30,394
Holy shit. This is amazing.
424
00:25:30,427 --> 00:25:32,508
Yeah, you are biased. You
told me you hate his face.
425
00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:34,402
Yeah, well, he
told the professor
426
00:25:34,435 --> 00:25:36,874
that he thinks I'm
"out to get him"
427
00:25:36,907 --> 00:25:38,911
because I, apparently,
428
00:25:38,944 --> 00:25:41,583
used the phrase "white
privilege" the other week,
429
00:25:41,617 --> 00:25:43,530
and he claims that I was looking
right at him when I said it.
430
00:25:43,554 --> 00:25:45,157
Man, what a dick.
431
00:25:45,190 --> 00:25:47,361
What about you? How was Freddy?
432
00:25:47,394 --> 00:25:49,331
- You get him in the jacket?
- Uh, yeah.
433
00:25:49,365 --> 00:25:50,565
Sort of.
434
00:25:52,539 --> 00:25:54,543
Whoa.
435
00:25:54,576 --> 00:25:56,321
Ten-year-olds shouldn't
be claustrophobic, right?
436
00:25:56,345 --> 00:25:57,949
Like, what happened
to you, Freddy?
437
00:26:00,955 --> 00:26:04,228
I think I should come
with you to Australia.
438
00:26:04,261 --> 00:26:05,665
I think I should come.
439
00:26:05,698 --> 00:26:07,569
What? What about your show?
440
00:26:07,602 --> 00:26:09,338
- I thought Joel said yes.
- Yeah, I know.
441
00:26:09,371 --> 00:26:11,175
Only if I can get it
down to 45 minutes.
442
00:26:11,209 --> 00:26:12,545
So get it down to 45 minutes.
443
00:26:12,579 --> 00:26:14,081
No, there's no
way. That's like...
444
00:26:14,115 --> 00:26:16,095
That's like "burning
chair," "straitjacket tank,"
445
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:17,998
- and, like, one other thing and that's it.
- So cut "straitjacket tank."
446
00:26:18,022 --> 00:26:19,960
I'm not... What?
447
00:26:19,993 --> 00:26:21,462
Hey, that's the whole thing.
448
00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:23,032
That's-that's the
history of magic.
449
00:26:23,066 --> 00:26:25,170
It's the point of
the... I'm not gonna...
450
00:26:25,203 --> 00:26:27,007
Uh...
451
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:30,046
Look, I can work on
this from anywhere.
452
00:26:33,186 --> 00:26:35,223
Sorry, you don't
want me to come?
453
00:26:35,257 --> 00:26:37,194
Babe, of course I
want you to come.
454
00:26:37,227 --> 00:26:38,531
Yeah, visit, but...
455
00:26:38,564 --> 00:26:39,976
Yeah, but an hour
on a shitty stage
456
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:40,968
in the back of a magic shop...
457
00:26:41,002 --> 00:26:43,641
This is the biggest
opportunity you've had.
458
00:26:58,503 --> 00:27:00,575
Open it.
459
00:27:05,651 --> 00:27:08,156
It's, um, it's bedouin.
460
00:27:08,189 --> 00:27:09,458
It's turn of the century.
461
00:27:09,492 --> 00:27:11,496
What are you...
462
00:27:11,530 --> 00:27:13,968
Yeah. This makes sense.
463
00:27:14,001 --> 00:27:15,437
- Us. You and me.
- Yorick.
464
00:27:15,470 --> 00:27:17,274
Look, I know, I know
I'm a bit of a mess.
465
00:27:17,307 --> 00:27:19,121
- Babe...
- And I know you think I don't know what I want,
466
00:27:19,145 --> 00:27:20,345
but I do.
467
00:27:21,750 --> 00:27:23,386
I want you.
468
00:27:23,419 --> 00:27:25,490
It's all I've ever wanted.
469
00:27:28,029 --> 00:27:29,398
We can go to the courthouse,
470
00:27:29,431 --> 00:27:31,502
or we can have 600
people at the MoMA.
471
00:27:31,537 --> 00:27:33,473
I'll friggin' do it
tonight. I don't...
472
00:27:33,506 --> 00:27:35,578
Whatever you want,
okay? But, just, Beth,
473
00:27:35,611 --> 00:27:39,018
let's be us forever, okay?
474
00:27:40,287 --> 00:27:42,559
Fucking marry me.
475
00:27:45,631 --> 00:27:49,104
I can't just ask you to drop
your life and move to Australia.
476
00:27:49,138 --> 00:27:51,142
Yes, you can. Please ask me.
477
00:27:51,175 --> 00:27:53,346
You can't just give
me a ring and...
478
00:27:53,379 --> 00:27:56,152
- Yeah, it's not just a ring.
- No, it's bedouin.
479
00:27:56,185 --> 00:27:57,565
Yeah, you said you
didn't want a diamond.
480
00:27:57,589 --> 00:28:00,427
- You said diamonds are...
- You can't come to Australia
481
00:28:00,460 --> 00:28:03,433
and be, what, my
professional fiancé?
482
00:28:03,466 --> 00:28:05,738
We are 27.
483
00:28:05,771 --> 00:28:07,685
Oh, come on. My parents were
young when they got married.
484
00:28:07,709 --> 00:28:09,321
So, what, are you gonna
just sit in the apartment
485
00:28:09,345 --> 00:28:10,748
while I go to school?
486
00:28:10,781 --> 00:28:12,417
And stall for another
year on your show?
487
00:28:12,451 --> 00:28:14,689
No, I'll help you. And,
yeah, I'll work on my show.
488
00:28:14,723 --> 00:28:16,459
I'm pretty sure
Australians like magic.
489
00:28:16,492 --> 00:28:18,339
- You'll be bored, and you'll blame me.
- Bored?
490
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,709
- What are you talking about?
- You think you won't, but you will,
491
00:28:19,733 --> 00:28:21,411
- and you'll hold me back.
- Hold you ba...
492
00:28:21,435 --> 00:28:23,707
Hold you back from what?
493
00:28:23,741 --> 00:28:26,279
From meeting people,
from diving in.
494
00:28:28,817 --> 00:28:31,522
Sorry, from
meeting-meeting people?
495
00:28:32,559 --> 00:28:34,194
Yorick.
496
00:28:35,230 --> 00:28:38,571
Oh, my God. Yeah.
497
00:28:39,839 --> 00:28:43,513
Uh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, go.
498
00:28:43,547 --> 00:28:46,428
- Meet people. Fucking Hemsworths and shit.
- Oh, you're being an asshole.
499
00:28:46,452 --> 00:28:48,489
I'm-I'm being an asshole?
500
00:28:50,093 --> 00:28:51,362
You're an asshole!
501
00:28:51,395 --> 00:28:54,335
Oh, my God. You're giving
me shit about my show?
502
00:28:54,368 --> 00:28:55,337
I didn't have time to work today
503
00:28:55,370 --> 00:28:57,283
because you want to know
what I was doing, Beth?
504
00:28:57,307 --> 00:29:00,413
I was packing your shit,
uh-huh, and then, yeah,
505
00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:02,451
- I was getting your dry cleaning.
506
00:29:02,484 --> 00:29:04,397
And then I was getting
cheese to make your dinner.
507
00:29:04,421 --> 00:29:06,525
And then I just fucking
proposed to you,
508
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,164
and you tell me you want to go
to Australia to meet people!
509
00:29:09,198 --> 00:29:11,369
Mm-hmm. What are you doing?
510
00:29:11,402 --> 00:29:12,437
-What are
you... Where are you going?
511
00:29:12,471 --> 00:29:13,641
Could you just shut up?!
512
00:29:13,674 --> 00:29:15,510
I didn't ask you to
get my dry cleaning,
513
00:29:15,544 --> 00:29:18,316
- and I didn't ask you to pack for me.
- I know. I know, I know.
514
00:29:18,349 --> 00:29:19,662
I did it 'cause I'm a
nice guy and I love you,
515
00:29:19,686 --> 00:29:21,666
even though you make me very
fucking angry. Can we... no,
516
00:29:21,690 --> 00:29:23,202
can you please just...
Can we talk about this?
517
00:29:23,226 --> 00:29:24,328
: I love you.
518
00:29:24,361 --> 00:29:26,132
I love you.
519
00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:27,267
I have papers to grade.
520
00:29:27,301 --> 00:29:28,747
Can we j... No.
What am I...
521
00:29:28,771 --> 00:29:30,517
What am I supposed to do
here, Beth? I can't...
522
00:29:30,541 --> 00:29:31,786
Am I supposed to
chase after you?
523
00:29:31,810 --> 00:29:33,413
I'll be back in a few hours.
524
00:29:33,446 --> 00:29:34,792
- No, can you just...
525
00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:36,485
Goddamn it!
526
00:29:36,519 --> 00:29:38,289
I swear to...
527
00:29:47,274 --> 00:29:49,111
: Shit.
528
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,516
What's the threat?
529
00:30:10,655 --> 00:30:12,725
This
one's a marathon.
530
00:30:12,759 --> 00:30:15,363
I'll brief you in
a couple weeks.
531
00:31:02,257 --> 00:31:04,194
Who am I?
532
00:31:04,228 --> 00:31:06,232
Agent Sarah Burgin.
533
00:31:06,265 --> 00:31:08,436
Secret Service.
534
00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:11,843
Armed wallpaper?
535
00:31:11,877 --> 00:31:13,379
She's a patriot.
536
00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:14,716
Like you.
537
00:31:14,749 --> 00:31:16,485
Sarah.
538
00:31:16,519 --> 00:31:18,423
It's a good
name for wallpaper.
539
00:31:54,528 --> 00:31:56,833
What are you doing?
540
00:31:56,867 --> 00:31:59,606
I don't know, uh, I
thought I heard...
541
00:31:59,639 --> 00:32:01,843
- I got it. Thank you.
- Ah.
542
00:32:01,877 --> 00:32:04,047
I am so sorry this turned
into me doing errands.
543
00:32:04,081 --> 00:32:05,751
Ah, it's cool.
544
00:32:05,785 --> 00:32:06,985
It's a big flex.
545
00:32:07,889 --> 00:32:10,594
This is not a flex, okay?
546
00:32:10,628 --> 00:32:12,464
My boss needs this
for work tomorrow.
547
00:32:12,497 --> 00:32:14,468
Listen, I'm honored.
I've never picked up
548
00:32:14,501 --> 00:32:16,460
a congresswoman's dry
cleaning on a date before.
549
00:32:18,075 --> 00:32:19,712
I'm sorry.
550
00:32:19,746 --> 00:32:21,983
I'm kidding.
551
00:32:23,019 --> 00:32:24,722
That dress is very, uh,
552
00:32:24,756 --> 00:32:25,991
blue.
553
00:32:26,025 --> 00:32:27,662
It's her power color.
554
00:32:27,695 --> 00:32:29,666
I need to get one of those.
555
00:32:29,699 --> 00:32:31,502
Yeah, you sure do.
556
00:32:32,504 --> 00:32:34,017
I think it's a little
late to catch that movie.
557
00:32:34,041 --> 00:32:35,911
Oh, God. I'm sorry.
558
00:32:35,945 --> 00:32:38,550
Let's get some food. What
are you in the mood for?
559
00:32:38,584 --> 00:32:39,853
Maybe Italian?
560
00:32:39,886 --> 00:32:41,021
- I know a place near...
561
00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:55,483
Holy shit!
562
00:32:57,788 --> 00:33:00,393
What the fuck?
563
00:33:00,426 --> 00:33:01,897
Are you okay?
564
00:33:01,930 --> 00:33:03,967
Yeah. Yeah. Are you?
565
00:33:05,971 --> 00:33:07,708
Was that a police horse?
566
00:33:07,742 --> 00:33:09,646
Where's the cop?
567
00:33:16,660 --> 00:33:17,952
Come on. Come on.
568
00:33:21,068 --> 00:33:22,805
Oh!
569
00:33:26,078 --> 00:33:28,650
Oh!
570
00:33:33,694 --> 00:33:36,065
Uh, let's get the
fuck out of here.
571
00:33:41,977 --> 00:33:43,479
We're
thinking of built-ins
572
00:33:43,512 --> 00:33:45,818
for the den. Laurie
knows a guy on the Cape
573
00:33:45,851 --> 00:33:48,055
that makes them out of
old World War II vessels.
574
00:33:48,089 --> 00:33:51,530
Well, the house
is beautiful, Ken.
575
00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:54,101
Would you excuse me
for just a moment?
576
00:33:54,134 --> 00:33:55,838
- Oh!
577
00:33:55,871 --> 00:33:58,409
- Hey, wait, wait. No running, please. Sorry.
578
00:33:58,442 --> 00:34:00,113
Only kids at the party.
579
00:34:00,146 --> 00:34:01,883
Kim. Nice to see you.
580
00:34:01,917 --> 00:34:03,720
- Where's your mom?
- Oh, she's hiding.
581
00:34:03,754 --> 00:34:06,091
Dad wanted to put a
tent in the Rose Garden
582
00:34:06,125 --> 00:34:08,496
- and a 20-piece orchestra. She's...
- : Oh.
583
00:34:08,530 --> 00:34:10,433
She's more understated.
584
00:34:10,466 --> 00:34:13,707
- Well, I'm very glad to be here.
- Are you?
585
00:34:13,740 --> 00:34:15,578
I thought you would
have wanted to avoid
586
00:34:15,611 --> 00:34:17,982
associating with women haters.
587
00:34:18,015 --> 00:34:19,752
- I...
- I'm kidding.
588
00:34:22,592 --> 00:34:25,564
- How's Hero?
- Fine. Good.
589
00:34:25,598 --> 00:34:27,768
- An EMT in New York.
- Oh.
590
00:34:27,802 --> 00:34:30,774
The last time I saw her
was at the inauguration.
591
00:34:30,808 --> 00:34:33,714
That was a fun night. Memorable.
592
00:34:33,747 --> 00:34:35,718
She certainly enjoyed herself.
593
00:34:35,751 --> 00:34:38,590
Oh, excuse me. Nicholas is
double-fisting desserts.
594
00:34:38,624 --> 00:34:39,824
It's good to see you.
595
00:34:42,798 --> 00:34:44,602
Ah-ah-ah, uh-uh. No,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
596
00:34:44,636 --> 00:34:46,806
No... okay, let's
just do a few, okay?
597
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,644
Can you pick one?
Okay, that's not one.
598
00:34:48,677 --> 00:34:50,648
So sorry to interrupt,
599
00:34:50,681 --> 00:34:53,720
but I need to borrow my husband.
600
00:34:53,754 --> 00:34:55,724
Nice talking to you.
601
00:34:55,758 --> 00:34:59,131
A solid 15 minutes
on oil futures.
602
00:34:59,164 --> 00:35:00,734
I can't do it, Jen.
603
00:35:00,768 --> 00:35:02,705
- I don't know how you can.
604
00:35:03,774 --> 00:35:06,211
Yorick's landlord
called this morning.
605
00:35:06,245 --> 00:35:08,215
He didn't pay the rent.
606
00:35:08,249 --> 00:35:10,788
I wired him some money.
607
00:35:11,790 --> 00:35:13,961
We got to stop bailing him out.
608
00:35:13,994 --> 00:35:15,496
What, you want him
living with you?
609
00:35:15,531 --> 00:35:17,668
Doing magic in the basement?
610
00:35:17,702 --> 00:35:20,741
- : No.
- No?
611
00:35:23,947 --> 00:35:26,051
I set up the guest bedroom.
612
00:35:26,085 --> 00:35:27,655
Oh, I have a room
at the Jefferson.
613
00:35:27,688 --> 00:35:29,200
- Well, you didn't have to.
- I wasn't sure.
614
00:35:29,224 --> 00:35:31,930
- I have to leave early anyway.
- Okay, okay.
615
00:35:39,277 --> 00:35:41,248
I miss you.
616
00:35:41,281 --> 00:35:43,085
But I'm an asshole.
617
00:35:43,119 --> 00:35:46,793
You are, but...
618
00:35:46,826 --> 00:35:49,799
This is stupid. This isn't us.
619
00:35:52,137 --> 00:35:55,577
I forgive you. Or I can.
620
00:35:55,611 --> 00:35:57,080
I was working all the time.
621
00:35:57,113 --> 00:35:59,986
- None of this is your fault.
- Well,
622
00:36:00,019 --> 00:36:02,190
I'm not saying that.
I-I...
623
00:36:02,223 --> 00:36:04,696
It's just maybe
624
00:36:04,729 --> 00:36:07,000
you've punished yourself enough?
625
00:36:07,033 --> 00:36:11,041
Maybe I've punished you enough.
626
00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:16,686
This time apart...
627
00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:18,055
Jen.
628
00:36:34,287 --> 00:36:36,291
We can keep it as
quiet as you want.
629
00:36:36,325 --> 00:36:39,699
Wait till after the midterms.
630
00:36:39,732 --> 00:36:41,569
But I spoke to Martin.
631
00:36:41,603 --> 00:36:43,573
They're starting the toasts.
632
00:36:43,607 --> 00:36:45,611
We'll be right in.
633
00:36:49,952 --> 00:36:51,956
You talked to a lawyer.
634
00:36:56,298 --> 00:36:58,904
Ask me for a divorce.
635
00:36:58,937 --> 00:37:00,607
I'd like to hear you say it.
636
00:37:00,641 --> 00:37:03,580
There's a good way to do this.
637
00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:07,988
I love you. I always will.
638
00:37:08,022 --> 00:37:10,761
But it is time.
639
00:37:14,936 --> 00:37:17,273
When the kids were little,
Marla used to write
640
00:37:17,307 --> 00:37:19,311
these little notes,
and she put them
641
00:37:19,344 --> 00:37:21,281
in their shoes.
642
00:37:21,315 --> 00:37:24,154
Sometimes there was
glitter involved, right?
643
00:37:24,187 --> 00:37:26,960
The whole house was
glitter back then.
644
00:37:26,993 --> 00:37:29,064
I think just about
every dress Kimber wore
645
00:37:29,097 --> 00:37:31,168
until she was 15
was covered in it.
646
00:37:31,201 --> 00:37:33,807
15? Try 25.
647
00:37:35,844 --> 00:37:38,917
Marla, you made
our children's lives magical.
648
00:37:38,950 --> 00:37:41,321
Always. And it's
been a great pleasure
649
00:37:41,355 --> 00:37:43,025
to watch you these
past few years
650
00:37:43,058 --> 00:37:45,296
as you've become a
mother to this country.
651
00:37:45,329 --> 00:37:48,035
America's lucky to have you.
652
00:37:48,068 --> 00:37:50,674
I'm lucky to have you.
653
00:37:50,707 --> 00:37:52,645
Happy birthday, darling.
654
00:38:34,862 --> 00:38:36,833
Oh, you're
still working.
655
00:38:38,202 --> 00:38:40,373
The party place rented
our bounce house
656
00:38:40,406 --> 00:38:41,910
to some other family.
657
00:38:41,943 --> 00:38:44,849
- They're offering me Paw Patrol.
658
00:38:44,882 --> 00:38:46,953
Conner's gonna freak.
659
00:38:46,986 --> 00:38:48,365
I'll have Maggie
call in the morning.
660
00:38:48,389 --> 00:38:50,359
Don't make your assistant call.
661
00:38:50,393 --> 00:38:51,996
What else she gonna do?
662
00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:53,967
If Maggie tweets that
she spent the day
663
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,737
- calling party suppliers...
- I'll do it.
664
00:38:55,771 --> 00:38:58,118
- Come here. Come here, come here, come here, come here.
- I...
665
00:39:00,012 --> 00:39:01,716
Long day?
666
00:39:01,749 --> 00:39:03,720
The longest.
667
00:39:03,753 --> 00:39:05,122
Tomorrow will be longer.
668
00:39:16,846 --> 00:39:18,917
Daddy!
669
00:39:18,950 --> 00:39:20,854
You want to take this one?
670
00:39:20,888 --> 00:39:23,760
She wants you.
671
00:39:29,204 --> 00:39:30,439
Daddy!
672
00:39:30,473 --> 00:39:32,176
You're okay, sweetie.
673
00:39:32,210 --> 00:39:33,178
I'm coming.
674
00:39:33,212 --> 00:39:34,882
I-I had a bad dream, I...
675
00:39:34,916 --> 00:39:36,753
Put your
blanket back, come on.
676
00:39:36,786 --> 00:39:37,755
You're okay, it's just a dream.
677
00:39:37,788 --> 00:39:38,924
No, it-it was real.
678
00:39:38,957 --> 00:39:40,894
Shh... come on.
679
00:39:45,938 --> 00:39:48,042
How did she take it?
680
00:39:50,279 --> 00:39:53,185
She was upset.
681
00:39:53,219 --> 00:39:55,389
Hurt.
682
00:39:58,128 --> 00:40:00,767
But she gets it, I
think. Or she will.
683
00:40:00,801 --> 00:40:03,940
It hasn't been
working for a while.
684
00:40:06,946 --> 00:40:08,415
When'd you do it?
685
00:40:09,484 --> 00:40:12,190
Before work.
686
00:40:12,223 --> 00:40:14,194
How?
687
00:40:14,227 --> 00:40:16,966
I don't want to talk
about her, okay?
688
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:21,074
I mean, can't we be happy
for a solid minute? Huh?
689
00:40:21,108 --> 00:40:23,445
I did the thing.
690
00:40:27,086 --> 00:40:29,057
Hey.
691
00:40:29,090 --> 00:40:32,063
I did the thing.
692
00:40:43,987 --> 00:40:46,960
I will be back in a second.
693
00:41:19,925 --> 00:41:22,263
Hey, buddy.
694
00:41:22,296 --> 00:41:24,602
What you doing out here?
695
00:41:24,635 --> 00:41:26,505
Huh?
696
00:41:28,509 --> 00:41:30,847
You got a person?
697
00:41:32,183 --> 00:41:34,454
Hey.
698
00:41:42,470 --> 00:41:44,909
Okay.
699
00:41:44,942 --> 00:41:48,282
- You... stay.
700
00:41:58,202 --> 00:42:01,041
There's a dog out here.
701
00:42:02,477 --> 00:42:05,449
Oh, your wife is
texting you. She, uh,
702
00:42:05,483 --> 00:42:07,487
wants to know when
you're gonna be home.
703
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,592
And can you please get
diapers on the way?
704
00:42:09,625 --> 00:42:12,397
- Fairway's open 24 hours.
705
00:42:14,935 --> 00:42:16,906
I am gonna tell her.
706
00:42:16,939 --> 00:42:19,310
- I don't give a shit what you do.
- Don't say that.
707
00:42:19,344 --> 00:42:21,448
Don't. It's not that
simple. We have a kid.
708
00:42:21,481 --> 00:42:23,519
I want to tell her.
709
00:42:23,553 --> 00:42:26,234
- You know, I'm not trying to hurt you.
- Well, you can't hurt me.
710
00:42:26,258 --> 00:42:28,930
You're a 40-year-old paramedic
711
00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:30,543
with a wife who doesn't
want to fuck him
712
00:42:30,567 --> 00:42:32,938
and a baby that you never
wanted in the first place.
713
00:42:32,971 --> 00:42:36,211
Well, if I'm such a piece of
shit, why are you so angry?
714
00:42:36,244 --> 00:42:38,248
Hmm?
715
00:42:40,219 --> 00:42:42,523
You know what? Get out.
716
00:42:42,558 --> 00:42:45,362
- What? Okay, stop.
- Get out. Walk home, okay?
717
00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:47,133
Get out. Get-get out.
718
00:42:47,166 --> 00:42:49,204
- Are you serious?
- Yes. Get out!
719
00:42:49,237 --> 00:42:51,074
Stop!
720
00:42:51,108 --> 00:42:52,343
Get out.
721
00:42:52,376 --> 00:42:53,680
- Jesus Christ!
- Get out!
722
00:42:53,713 --> 00:42:56,151
I'm sorry I'm not rushing
to blow up a marriage
723
00:42:56,184 --> 00:42:57,964
- to run off with some traumatized...
- Get out!
724
00:42:57,988 --> 00:42:59,188
Ow!
725
00:43:00,326 --> 00:43:02,363
- Fuck!
- Get out.
726
00:43:02,396 --> 00:43:04,568
- Do not!
- Get out!
727
00:43:04,602 --> 00:43:07,240
Oh, there you are,
you fucking coward.
728
00:43:07,273 --> 00:43:09,545
Coward? Huh? Coward?
729
00:43:09,578 --> 00:43:11,682
- Coward?
- Get off me! Get out! Get out!
730
00:43:13,419 --> 00:43:15,423
Get... out!
731
00:43:18,128 --> 00:43:19,097
Oh, no.
732
00:43:19,130 --> 00:43:21,101
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
733
00:43:21,134 --> 00:43:22,503
No, no, no, no.
734
00:43:22,538 --> 00:43:23,505
No, no, no, no, no, no.
735
00:43:23,540 --> 00:43:26,011
Oh, my God. Uh... uh...
736
00:43:26,044 --> 00:43:29,250
Hey, you're okay. You're okay.
737
00:43:29,284 --> 00:43:31,121
- You're okay. You're okay.
738
00:43:31,154 --> 00:43:33,593
It's okay. You're
okay. You're okay.
739
00:43:33,626 --> 00:43:35,296
Stay with me. Hey, stay with me.
740
00:43:35,329 --> 00:43:38,068
Stay with me. Stay with me.
741
00:43:38,101 --> 00:43:40,172
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
742
00:43:40,206 --> 00:43:42,711
Oh, my God.
743
00:44:27,233 --> 00:44:28,703
They're gonna try
to strong-arm you.
744
00:44:28,736 --> 00:44:30,306
A billion dollars for satellites
745
00:44:30,339 --> 00:44:31,685
and establishing
supremacy in space.
746
00:44:31,709 --> 00:44:33,178
Ronald Reagan Star
Wars bullshit.
747
00:44:33,212 --> 00:44:35,416
It's absurd, and you
should fight them.
748
00:44:37,386 --> 00:44:39,357
Can someone grab
me a cup of coffee?
749
00:44:39,390 --> 00:44:41,294
- Yes, ma'am.
- : Thank you.
750
00:44:41,328 --> 00:44:42,598
Of course.
751
00:44:42,631 --> 00:44:44,467
Oh, not on the floor, please.
752
00:45:05,342 --> 00:45:07,513
Yeah.
753
00:45:07,548 --> 00:45:09,517
I'll have a draft on
your desk by 9:00.
754
00:45:09,552 --> 00:45:11,732
He'll want to make his changes,
but I think we're almost there.
755
00:45:11,756 --> 00:45:15,129
Mackenzie! Conner!
Let's go! You're late!
756
00:45:15,162 --> 00:45:18,502
Sorry. My son crawled in bed
with us at 4:00 in the morning.
757
00:45:18,536 --> 00:45:20,339
Nobody slept very well.
758
00:45:34,535 --> 00:45:37,774
I'll see you at the office.
759
00:45:37,808 --> 00:45:39,745
Ah, fuck!
760
00:45:42,684 --> 00:45:45,089
We're late for school!
761
00:45:52,704 --> 00:45:54,675
There's a dead dog out here.
762
00:45:54,708 --> 00:45:56,679
When was the vehicle
reported missing?
763
00:45:59,551 --> 00:46:01,254
Roger that.
764
00:46:01,288 --> 00:46:03,191
Moving in.
765
00:46:10,707 --> 00:46:12,678
Is anybody in there?
766
00:46:30,479 --> 00:46:31,816
Hello?
767
00:46:46,211 --> 00:46:47,681
Hey, can you get your brother?
768
00:46:47,714 --> 00:46:49,183
He's in my room with Daddy.
769
00:46:49,217 --> 00:46:50,587
They're still asleep.
770
00:46:52,456 --> 00:46:54,427
Israeli
jet fighters...
771
00:47:44,394 --> 00:47:45,797
- Sir?
- Hmm?
772
00:47:45,830 --> 00:47:47,801
There's been a mass
casualty event in Israel.
773
00:47:47,834 --> 00:47:50,205
- We need to move you right away.
- Are we in any danger?
774
00:47:57,988 --> 00:47:59,524
What's going on?
775
00:47:59,558 --> 00:48:00,836
They want to move us
into the Sit Room.
776
00:48:00,860 --> 00:48:02,272
There's a distress
call out of Israel.
777
00:48:02,296 --> 00:48:04,835
Distress call? About what?
778
00:48:04,868 --> 00:48:07,306
We can't get 'em back on the
line. No one's picking up.
779
00:48:07,339 --> 00:48:08,676
No one's answering in Israel?
780
00:48:08,709 --> 00:48:11,414
Mr. President, your nose.
781
00:48:11,448 --> 00:48:12,416
Hmm?
782
00:48:12,450 --> 00:48:14,420
Oh, I have a tissue.
783
00:48:14,454 --> 00:48:15,790
Shit.
784
00:48:15,824 --> 00:48:17,861
No, I'm-I'm fine.
785
00:48:19,598 --> 00:48:21,669
Oh, my God. Help!
786
00:48:21,702 --> 00:48:23,840
- We need help over here!
- Mr. President?!
787
00:48:23,873 --> 00:48:24,942
Help! We need help here!
788
00:48:31,756 --> 00:48:33,525
Listen, can you hear me?
789
00:48:40,439 --> 00:48:42,276
Come on, guys.
790
00:48:42,309 --> 00:48:44,413
It's time.
791
00:48:53,766 --> 00:48:55,402
Can you hear me? Mr. President?
792
00:48:55,436 --> 00:48:57,574
- I need a defib!
793
00:49:00,446 --> 00:49:02,984
- Where's the fucking defib?!
794
00:49:23,926 --> 00:49:25,429
Help me!
795
00:49:28,001 --> 00:49:29,003
Please!
796
00:49:29,036 --> 00:49:30,707
: My boy.
797
00:49:31,742 --> 00:49:33,646
Mom?
798
00:49:33,679 --> 00:49:35,015
Get out!
799
00:49:38,890 --> 00:49:40,994
Oh, my boy!
800
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,959
Help me!
801
00:49:58,563 --> 00:50:01,367
No!
802
00:50:01,401 --> 00:50:03,505
My boy!
803
00:50:05,543 --> 00:50:07,581
My boy!
804
00:50:09,417 --> 00:50:11,589
My boy.
805
00:50:13,124 --> 00:50:16,632
Please don't take my boy!
806
00:50:16,665 --> 00:50:19,036
Help me!
807
00:50:21,474 --> 00:50:23,511
Oh, my God.
808
00:50:24,982 --> 00:50:26,752
No!
809
00:51:09,571 --> 00:51:10,707
- You think it's a weapon?
- I don't know.
810
00:51:10,740 --> 00:51:12,476
Where's
the vice president?
811
00:51:12,509 --> 00:51:13,579
Flight to London. We'll
get him on the ground.
812
00:51:13,613 --> 00:51:15,583
Is this everyone? Where's Emily?
813
00:51:15,617 --> 00:51:17,887
- Lisa. Lisa, come on.
814
00:51:17,921 --> 00:51:19,767
Air Force Two just fell
out of the sky, crashed
815
00:51:19,791 --> 00:51:21,629
into the Atlantic Ocean.
816
00:51:21,662 --> 00:51:24,100
- When?
- Three minutes ago.
817
00:51:24,133 --> 00:51:26,605
It's everywhere.
818
00:51:26,639 --> 00:51:28,609
Underground.
Now. Come on.
819
00:51:28,643 --> 00:51:30,613
- No.
820
00:51:30,647 --> 00:51:32,651
- No. No.
- Look at me.
821
00:51:32,684 --> 00:51:34,955
Look at me. Breathe.
822
00:51:34,988 --> 00:51:36,725
Thank you.
823
00:51:36,759 --> 00:51:38,128
Put it away. Put it away.
824
00:51:38,161 --> 00:51:39,998
Let's go.
825
00:51:40,032 --> 00:51:41,134
Put this on. Put
this on your face.
826
00:51:41,167 --> 00:51:43,572
Stay with me. Focus.
827
00:51:43,606 --> 00:51:45,710
You're gonna be okay. Let's go.
828
00:52:04,815 --> 00:52:07,587
Oh.
829
00:52:11,060 --> 00:52:12,597
Fuck.
830
00:52:15,937 --> 00:52:17,506
Dude.
831
00:52:22,984 --> 00:52:24,755
Beth?
832
00:52:28,094 --> 00:52:30,132
Babe?
833
00:52:43,793 --> 00:52:45,763
What the fuck?
834
00:54:12,336 --> 00:54:14,273
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