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[twangy music]
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♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have
myself a time ♪
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all:
♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna leave my
woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking
day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting:
"Howdy neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Headed on up
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna see if
I can't unwind ♪
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[muffled singing]
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♪ So come on down
to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet some
friends of mine ♪
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Hey, Rick!
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Oh. Hey, Herb.
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So, you know what
this week is, right?
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Um, is it Easter?
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No, it's my spring break!
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No school for seven days!
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And guess what?
Go pack your things
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because you and I are going
on a big, romantic trip!
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Really?
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I just came
from the travel agent.
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We're gonna spend five nights
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in Myrtle Beach,
South Carolina.
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Oh.
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- Well, what's the matter?
- Myrtle Beach? Really?
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We all know what goes on
down there.
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I don't do that stuff anymore,
and neither should you.
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Rick, I don't wanna
go down there to rage.
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I just wanna sit on a beach
with you and watch the sunset.
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Yeah, but isn't Myrtle Beach
where those places are?
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I don't wanna go into
one of those places.
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I don't think they even exist anymore.
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Don't you think this is
just what we need, Rick?
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You don't even wanna
go into one of those places?
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Rick, I'm a little old
for that.
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It'd be pretty pathetic
if I did.
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Well...
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- Okay.
- Ohh, Rick!
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We're gonna have the best time!
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I can't wait to spoil you.
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I really do need a vacation.
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Oh, we're gonna have the best
spring break of anyone!
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All right, guys.
You sure you packed everything?
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Yeah, that should be
all of it.
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Well, I hope you and Shelley
have a great spring break trip.
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I still feel bad,
us going on a trip
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while you and Stan stay home.
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You guys have fun
in Santa Fe.
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We're gonna do
some dad and son stuff.
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Goodbye, Shelley!
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Have fun! I'll miss you!
[kisses]
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There should be food enough
to last you the week.
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Yes, yes, don't worry.
We'll be fine.
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- Bye, Stan! Love you!
- Love you, Mom!
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- Okay, guys, be safe.
- Bye!
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[slams door]
Aww, jeah!
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Bitches are gone!
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Spring break!
Spring break! Spring break!
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This is gonna be
the best spring break ever.
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They're gonna be gone
the whole week!
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[opens beer]
Bro, what are you doing?
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I'm painting miniatures.
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Painting min--
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Dude, do you not understand?
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Your mom and Shelley are gone.
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We can do whatever we want
without any stupid rules.
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Whatever I want?
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Yeah, dude!
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That's what this is all about.
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Let's do some
spring break shit!
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Can I see if any of the guys
wanna come over
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to do "40k" all week?
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Hell, yeah,
let's do some "40k."
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What is that?
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You don't know
"Warhammer 40k"?
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Oh, yeah,
"Warhammer 40k," of course.
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I'm down.
Let's do it.
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- Really? All week?
- Yeah, dude!
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You're old enough.
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Sweet! I'm gonna call
Tolkien!
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[chatter, children playing]
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Oh, Rick.
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Isn't this nice?
This place is incredible.
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Yeah, it's really nice.
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I just don't know
if I deserve all this.
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You do deserve it, Rick.
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You've made me really happy.
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Are you almost done?
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Yeah, all done.
Here you go.
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Oh, Rick.
Look at how happy we are.
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Oh, that salt water air
is just so good.
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Can't wait to try
some Southern food.
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- You hungry?
- Yeah, sure. I could eat.
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A lot of things are different
here in the South.
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Kinda hard to figure out
what's good.
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- [dreamy club music playing]
- Yeah, all the stores
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and restaurants here
aren't like Colorado.
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It's almost like
another culture.
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♪ ♪
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Herb?
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♪ ♪
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Herb?
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, no.
- Geez.
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It's still here.
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♪ ♪
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You said you wouldn't
go into one of these places.
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I don't wanna go in.
I just...
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can't believe some of these
places are still here.
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Whoa! Look who's here!
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What are you doing in town?
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Oh, I'm just on vacation.
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This is Rick.
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Well, do you wanna
come inside
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and rally a little bit?
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Oh, no thanks.
I don't rally anymore.
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You sure?
Everyone would love
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to rally with you again.
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I'm sure.
I don't need to rally.
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I'm just here to relax.
Take care.
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Well, if you change
your mind, we'll be here!
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America number one!
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Number one, yep.
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Some people, huh? Geez.
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Okay, so I'm gonna have
my Retributor Squad
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attack your
Stormhawk Interceptor.
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Okay, that has
a toughness of 7
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and a -1
to your hit rolls.
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[rattles dice, throws]
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Okay, so that's
three, four, five hits.
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Okay, I'm gonna roll
my saving throw, which is 3+.
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- [rattles dice, throws]
- What in the actual fuck
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are you guys doing?
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We're playing "40k."
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You guys have wasted
another day of spring break
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- with this stupid shit.
- [rattles dice, throws]
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Do you guys know
what spring break is about?
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Wet t-shirt contests,
mud wrestling.
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Don't you wanna get
some bitches over here?
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I thought you were happy
'cause the bitches were gone?
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I'm happy
the bitches are gone
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so we can have bitches over!
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Spring break is dude time.
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But you know what,
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today's society
has ruined it all.
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They've taught you boys
to be ashamed of being boys.
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Convinced you that your natural
innate male desires are toxic.
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No matter what the liberals
try to tell you, boys,
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you shouldn't be ashamed
of your gender.
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Okay, Dad. So I've got
an Imperium infantry unit
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within six inches
of Celestine,
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so they have a +6 save.
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My God.
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What are we going to do?
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[club music pounding]
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[waves crashing]
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I'm going to sleep.
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I'm gonna go to sleep now.
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♪ I feel so alone ♪
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Here I go... to sleep.
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[exhales]
[club music continues]
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Rick?
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♪ ♪
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♪ Go, look at me ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I feel so alone ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Move with me ♪
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♪ Look at me ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I feel so alone ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ ♪
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Can I help you
find any--oh, my God!
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Sir, you're back!
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Yeah, just browsing.
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You guys, it's him!
He's here!
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- Oh, wow, it is him!
- It's him?
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[crowd clamoring]
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Is that really you?
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What are you doing here?
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Could I get
a selfie with you?
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Hey, uh, since you're here,
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you wanna rally a little bit?
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No, no. I can't rally
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I've got a serious boyfriend.
I'm just looking around.
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Oh, come on. When are you
gonna be here again?
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Live a little!
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Well, maybe I could do
just a little bit.
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I mean, wha--
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What the hell is up
with all these Mexicans? Huh?
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[cheering]
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Yeah! I mean--I mean,
Joe Biden obviously thinks
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immigrants are made of gold
or something.
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Piece of shit!
[cheering]
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Yeah! Yeah!
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[knocking]
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Hey, Steven.
You know your son's
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been over at my house
for spring break?
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Yeah, of course I know.
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Well, you should see
what they're doing,
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'cause it's a little hrrrp.
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Well--well,
what are they doing?
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Look, I just think
we better talk with our boys
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to counteract all the ways
in which society
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has been pathologizing masculinity.
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I mean, you went balls-out
on spring break, right?
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Tried to see chicks' boobs
and stuff?
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Mm, no I didn't.
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Well, no, I mean,
you weren't ashamed
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of being a guy, right?
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Like, you went out to the lake
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and tried to play grab ass
with girls, right?
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No, I did not.
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Why--why are you saying that?
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Why are you making
those words with your mouth?
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Oh, hey, Randy.
Everything okay with the boys?
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Ohh, right.
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Sorry--sorry, yeah,
everything's great.
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They're playing a little
table miniatures game.
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It's great.
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Just, uh, came to let you know
they're good.
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[under breath]
Don't worry.
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I'm gonna take care of it.
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I'll tell you what else.
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This whole situation
in the Ukraine,
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that wouldn't be happening
on my watch.
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[cheers and applause]
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The problem is now we all have
a president who's afraid.
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And that's why Joe and the ho
have got to go!
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[cheers and applause]
[cell phone rings]
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And I'll tell you
another thing.
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It's--oh, hang on a second.
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{\an8}Oh, crap.
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{\an8}Ho--hold on a second, everybody.
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Uh--
[shushing]
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[clears throat]
[answers phone]
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Oh, hey, Rick!
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Where are you?
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I couldn't sleep, Rick.
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I was just tossing and turning
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and I didn't wanna wake you up,
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so I decided to come out
and buy some sunscreen
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and stuff
for our beach day tomorrow.
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Oh, okay.
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I got scared
that you were out rallying.
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Ohh, geez,
well, that's silly.
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Last thing I wanna do
is rally.
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Listen up--
get back to sleep, Rick.
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I'll--I'll be right home, okay?
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Okay. Sorry for panicking. Bye.
258
00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,329
Bye-bye.
[hangs up]
259
00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:41,789
Okay, uh, nice to meet you, everybody.
260
00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:43,165
I need to get going.
261
00:09:43,165 --> 00:09:44,959
Oh, come on. Just rally
with us a little bit more.
262
00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,252
No, I really can't.
263
00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,254
Just a few more minutes.
Come on!
264
00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:52,174
All right, I guess I can
rally just a little bit longer.
265
00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:54,051
I mean, after all,
I am here for you.
266
00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:56,345
I am your warrior!
267
00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:57,763
Liberal left!
268
00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,473
Hunter Biden laptop!
269
00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:00,850
[cheers and applause]
270
00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:03,311
Yeah! Yeah!
271
00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:11,319
[snoring]
272
00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:16,532
Uh--
273
00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,868
Ugh. Oh, geez.
274
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,828
Herb?
Herb, you gotta get up.
275
00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,872
We're gonna miss
our whole beach day.
276
00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:25,875
Oh, it's--it's just
the time change, Rick.
277
00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,043
You enjoy the beach.
278
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,587
I just gotta sleep
a little longer.
279
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,088
Okay.
280
00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:33,632
[snoring]
281
00:10:33,632 --> 00:10:36,802
[chatter, waves crashing]
282
00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:40,765
[somber music]
283
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:46,062
♪ ♪
284
00:10:48,647 --> 00:10:49,732
[rattles dice, throws]
285
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:50,941
Dude, it's so awesome
being able
286
00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:52,234
to leave "Warhammer"
set up all night
287
00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:53,361
and come back to it
in the morning.
288
00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,363
I know, it's great.
289
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:58,240
Hey, hey, you guys.
What did you do?
290
00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,242
- What do you mean?
- I mean the cops are here.
291
00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,827
What did you guys do?
292
00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:05,498
We're just continuing our
game of "40k" from last night.
293
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,916
Okay, you guys,
just stop
294
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:09,085
'cause the police wanna ask you
some questions.
295
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,419
Come on in, officers.
296
00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:12,588
[cracking whip]
Hello, gentlemen.
297
00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:13,756
Hands up.
298
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:16,175
We heard somebody in here's
been bad.
299
00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,844
Oh, no, guys. Looks like
you're in big trouble.
300
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,638
You better read 'em
their rights.
301
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,306
Hey, whoa, whoa!
Don't touch the models.
302
00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:23,599
We spent a long time on this.
303
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,017
Stan, stop with that shit.
304
00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:26,185
Come on, get into it.
305
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,354
Wet t-shirt contest!
306
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,106
Hey, what the fuck?
307
00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:32,400
- What?
- Hey, you fuck guy!
308
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,151
You do not harass the ladies!
309
00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:36,445
Well, I wanted strippers,
not prudes.
310
00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:38,739
[cocks gun]
You wanna talk, big man? Huh?
311
00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:40,366
You wanna be big man?
312
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,742
Whoa, whoa, okay. I--
313
00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:44,328
I think I need to explain
something to you, okay?
314
00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:46,622
Look, I'm just trying to combat
the messages
315
00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:48,624
that the liberal left
is putting out to young men
316
00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:51,460
about their male instincts
being toxic.
317
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:52,837
The fuck you talking?
318
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,463
You know,
I'm trying to show my son
319
00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:56,507
and his nerdy little friend
what a real party is
320
00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:58,551
'cause society wants them
to be ashamed
321
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,678
of their masculine natures.
322
00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:03,097
- You want real party?
- Yeah!
323
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,558
Truth is, I got a whole barn
full of weed.
324
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,811
I will call some friends.
325
00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:16,652
The person you are
trying to reach
326
00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,154
cannot be located.
327
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,448
Please leave a message.
[beep]
328
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,699
Where are you?
329
00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,742
I got back from the beach
and you were gone.
330
00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:25,244
Please pick up.
331
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,920
[club music pounding]
332
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,005
♪ ♪
333
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,090
[lively chatter]
334
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,383
♪ ♪
335
00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:42,094
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
336
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,680
[crowd cheering]
337
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,390
♪ ♪
338
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,350
And we're gonna take Georgia,
339
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:51,061
and--and we're gonna
take Arizona this time!
340
00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:52,521
[cheering]
341
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:55,191
And when I say we're gonna take
Arizona in the election,
342
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,734
I--I mean we're gonna
take it again.
343
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,069
'cause we all know
I won it last time, too!
344
00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:03,365
Oh. Hey, everybody.
345
00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:04,742
This is Rick.
346
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,870
♪ ♪
347
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,373
Rick! Rick,
will you just wait!
348
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,751
You know it's 2:00
in the morning?
349
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,545
I was alone at the hotel
while you were out rallying!
350
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:19,215
I just wanted to rally
for a little bit.
351
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,675
Yeah, you really look like
you just rallied a little bit.
352
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:24,053
I got a text
that Tucker was in town,
353
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,514
and I just wanted to go rally
for a little bit.
354
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:29,016
You really think those people
care about you, Herb?
355
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:31,769
They don't.
They just wanna do that.
356
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,563
Rick, I got it
out of my system now.
357
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,232
We can still have
a great vacation.
358
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,900
Let's just start over tomorrow.
359
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,610
Okay?
360
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:44,323
[electronic music blaring]
[excited chatter]
361
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:48,702
♪ ♪
362
00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:51,330
Right, all right,
let's do this!
363
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,373
Okay, you ready?
364
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:54,917
Three, two, one. Go!
365
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,253
[cheering]
Check it out, guys!
366
00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,297
Ahh! [laughs]
367
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,590
Huh? Whoa!
[snapping]
368
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,425
[crashing]
369
00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:05,427
♪ ♪
370
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,263
Sir, do you think
you can walk?
371
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,098
[muffled]
No, I don't think so.
372
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,433
Sir, we think you've had
too much to drink,
373
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,269
and we should probably
take you to the hospital.
374
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,312
No, I can't.
I have to stay here
375
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,022
'cause I'm in charge
of my son.
376
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,483
Today's woke culture
has vilified his manhood
377
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,193
and made him ashamed
of himself.
378
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,904
Okay, sir, but it appears
you have a broken arm
379
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,447
and several fractured ribs.
380
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,074
Yeah, but I can't leave
381
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,618
because my son's natural
instincts are being suppressed
382
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,704
and it's leading
to behavioral problems.
383
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,289
You see the shit he's doing?
384
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,958
He's over there
playing with dolls.
385
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,342
It's pretty good fondue, right?
386
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,721
We should probably
just go back to the hotel.
387
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,723
You've got the shakes
from rallying all night.
388
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,350
No, no, Rick.
This is our vacation.
389
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,977
I want us to have a nice
390
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,812
romantic lunch.
[retches]
391
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:59,064
Maybe we should
just go back to Colorado.
392
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:02,026
No, Rick.
I'm gonna make this up to you.
393
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,611
I don't wanna rally anymore.
394
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,154
There's just a lot of people
out there
395
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,156
who won't let it go, you know?
396
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,824
Yes, and you can't
be around them.
397
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:10,826
I know, I know.
398
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,244
Let me just--
399
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,997
Let me just go throw up
because I'll feel much better.
400
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,166
Okay, go throw up, Herb.
401
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,964
[vomits]
402
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:29,553
Oh, God.
403
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,764
Come on, just stop. Stop.
404
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,349
The country is fine.
405
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,017
You have better things to do.
406
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,144
[door opens]
407
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,815
[stall door creaks]
408
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,115
[taps]
409
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,874
Yeah, oh yeah!
That's it! Yeah!
410
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,293
We're gonna get abortion rights
thrown the hell out
411
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:04,338
so those dirty lesbians
can't keep having abortions!
412
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,131
Yeah! Oh, yeah, man!
413
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,592
We're gonna get those Black
Lives Matter protestors
414
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:10,469
off the streets
with a fire hose!
415
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,721
Yeah, America!
both: Yeah!
416
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:13,889
Rick!
417
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,849
Fuck you.
418
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,436
Well, to hell with you!
419
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:21,063
Nobody controls me!
420
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:24,274
- Yeah!
- Yeah! America! Yeah!
421
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,071
[electronic music pounding]
422
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:32,825
[police radio chatter]
423
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,743
♪ ♪
424
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,203
[knock at door]
425
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,373
Can I help you?
426
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,083
We've had some complaints
about a party
427
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,001
that's been going on
for three days here.
428
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,420
Hey, what's going on?
429
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,046
[laughs]
430
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:48,424
All right, guys,
who ordered the stripper?
431
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,551
Can we come in
and look around, sir?
432
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,594
Oh, yeah! Come on in.
433
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,596
[smack]
Honk honk!
434
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:55,973
All right,
get down on the ground!
435
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,016
Whoa, whoa! No, no, no.
It's okay.
436
00:16:58,016 --> 00:16:59,309
I'm just helping my boy
437
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:00,978
through the media assault
on manliness.
438
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:04,189
[Taser crackles]
Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
439
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,774
I need to see some ID, sir.
440
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:08,777
Uh! Okay!
Okay, Stan! Stan!
441
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,696
- [rattles dice, throws]
- Yeah?
442
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,115
Can you get my wallet
from the upstairs?
443
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,284
Yeah, soon as we're done
with this psyker phase.
444
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,702
I have five psyker units.
445
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,038
{\an8}Oh, my God.
This is so embarrassing.
446
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:23,167
Hey! Freeze!
You, right there!
447
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:26,295
That's Alonzo Fineski,
the Romanian sex trafficker!
448
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,713
Fuck you, big man!
449
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,048
[fires gun]
450
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,466
[gunfire]
451
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,176
Ahh! Oh, my God!
452
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,011
- [grunts]
- Ahh!
453
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:37,097
[gunfire]
454
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:39,975
Stan? Stan?
455
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:43,020
{\an8}[indistinct chatter,
PA announcement]
456
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:46,023
{\an8}[somber music]
457
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,776
♪ ♪
458
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,694
And now,
ladies and gentlemen,
459
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,613
here he is,
460
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,990
the once and future president
461
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,992
of the United States
of America!
462
00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:59,995
[cheers and applause]
463
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:06,460
Thank you.
I am here today
464
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,712
{\an8}for those who have
been wronged.
465
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,214
{\an8}[cheering]
466
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:13,425
{\an8}For those who have been betrayed.
467
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,719
{\an8}And let me tell you
468
00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:19,681
{\an8}that nobody in this country
has been betrayed more
469
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,975
{\an8}than my Ricky Rick.
470
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:23,936
{\an8}Huh? What?
[confused clamoring]
471
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:27,523
{\an8}Rick, I am so sorry.
472
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,358
And if you are out there,
473
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:32,194
I want you to know
that I love you.
474
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,279
You are the only thing
that keeps me from doing
475
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,740
all this stupid stuff.
476
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,701
When I met you,
I felt in control of myself
477
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:41,620
for the first time.
478
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:45,415
{\an8}There has never been anyone
who calmed me down more
479
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:48,544
{\an8}than my little Ricky Bear.
480
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,587
{\an8}You are my boo.
481
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:54,591
Did he just say
that Rick is his boo?
482
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:58,720
The truth is, some of us
simply can't be alone.
483
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:03,725
We need a relationship so that
we're accountable to someone.
484
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,812
I realize now
how broken I am
485
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:11,400
without that person who keeps
me from destroying myself.
486
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,901
Sh-Sharon?
487
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:16,613
And all I've ever done
was take you for granted
488
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:19,324
and wished I wasn't
being controlled.
489
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,286
[sobbing]
Hi, Sharon.
490
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:25,414
Will you please come home?
491
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:29,001
Rick, I am a giant
piece of shit without you.
492
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,587
I don't deserve
another chance.
493
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,297
You have been wronged.
494
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,757
You have been betrayed.
495
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:40,929
{\an8}And the only person
who deserves retribution is me.
496
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:46,101
I know you all really want
to rally and rage, but...
497
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:49,271
the only thing
I have to say is...
498
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:53,400
{\an8}is that I love Rick.
[pounding podium]
499
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:58,238
{\an8}I love Rick!
I love Rick!
500
00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,574
[together]
501
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,367
I love Rick.
502
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:06,997
I love Rick!
I love Rick!
503
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,166
[all chanting]
I love Rick!
504
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,876
- I love Rick!
- I love you, Rick!
505
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:14,004
all: I love Rick!
I love Rick!
506
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,131
- I love Rick!
- Yeah!
507
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,759
all: I love Rick!
[all clamoring]
508
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,969
I love Rick!
I love Rick!
509
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,805
I love Rick! I love Rick!
510
00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:25,015
I love Rick!
511
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,934
Oh, crap.
Here we go again!
512
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,685
all: I love Rick!
I love Rick!
513
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,853
I love--
514
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:33,941
[sobbing softly]
515
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,118
It's okay, Randy.
We're back.
516
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:49,039
I'm sorry
I cut your trip short.
517
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,707
[sighs] It's okay, Randy.
518
00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:53,126
You made it longer
than last spring break.
519
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,884
- Oh. Hey, Mom.
- Stanley,
520
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:02,552
what have I told you
about playing "Warhammer"
521
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:05,138
- on the kitchen table?
- Aw!
522
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,573
Oh, Rick!
523
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,912
I don't wanna go
through all that again.
524
00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:32,290
I just wanna stay
in South Park with you.
525
00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:36,169
Well, I guess we'll just
have to see what happens.
526
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:46,888
[twangy music]
527
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:52,477
[twangy music]
528
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:59,526
♪ ♪
529
00:21:59,576 --> 00:22:04,126
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